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Claudia Oshry

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On Purpose with Jay Shetty

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Cause like, and I never would have been able to get there if it weren't for the tool of Ozempic and all those GLP-1 medications.

On Purpose with Jay Shetty

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I mean, I'm insufferable now. No, I think that so much of my confidence was... I really had to work at it. Do you know what I mean? It was... I don't want to say fake, but... But I just remember one day waking up and deciding to be confident. And slowly by slowly, brick by brick, I built up a sense of confidence that really, it was real, but I do think it was built on a foundation of lies.

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And now that I really changed my life, I felt so confident, but I also felt so confident that I was capable of change. I think for many years, I'm such a stubborn person. I didn't think that I was capable of changing anything, let alone this huge thing for me, which has always been my weight, which has kind of been like my Roman empire.

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So I think the fact that I successfully changed something in my life, something bad and turned it into good, like that, and now I know I'm capable of that. Like, bitch, I can do anything. Like, I really can. Yeah.

On Purpose with Jay Shetty

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I think a lot of people let their weight control their lives. I didn't think that I was capable of changing. And now I know I'm capable of that. Like, bitch, I can do anything. Like, I really can. She is a multi-talented entertainment personality. I hope everybody's having a gargy, bargy Monday.

On Purpose with Jay Shetty

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So I feel like people don't like my answer because when I was like struggling with my self-image, I feel like I'm going to cry now. Sorry. So much of my confidence, I would say like all of it came from the fact that I had a husband or a boyfriend at the time, Beyonce, who loved me so much. And he thought I was like the greatest thing.

On Purpose with Jay Shetty

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And so if he thought it, and look at him, like, I just, I love him so much. And so he thinks I'm so great. Like, that's not that you should get your confidence from a man, whatever. But, like, I did. Just to be loved so unequivocally by somebody who I think is so great, that gave me a lot of confidence. Like, he thought I was the best. He thought I was the smartest. He thought I was the prettiest.

On Purpose with Jay Shetty

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So, like, I was. Because his opinion is the only one that matters. But also, like, I look at him and I think of him as, like, so... charming, attractive, like who wouldn't want to marry him? And he likes me? Like, oh my God, I must be like the greatest thing ever. And I really feel like so much of my confidence.

On Purpose with Jay Shetty

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And it's so funny because he says that he gets confidence from me, which I feel like really happy that it's a two-way street. But having a relationship that I felt really solid about, but also with somebody who just loved me so much, really, it just made me believe like what he was saying. Do you know what I mean?

On Purpose with Jay Shetty

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No, but I will say visually, if you were to just compare me visually now and me visually then, I was very unhealthy. I had a lot of random medical issues that a 25-year-old girl shouldn't be having. So I agree with you that a lot of times we judge people's health based on their weight, and that's not the case for everyone. But to be clear, it was the case for me. I was not healthy.

On Purpose with Jay Shetty

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I did not walk to work. I was really living a very inactive, unhealthy lifestyle. That's not the case for everyone you see who's overweight, but that was 1000% the case for me.

On Purpose with Jay Shetty

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Oh, bitch. Well, now I'm pregnant, so it's kind of reverted back, but so not pregnancy-wise. I just really lead my day with little pockets of activity. I think that going to meetings, going to work, I'm always being like, okay, I'll walk. I worked out before I got pregnant. I worked out three to five times a week.

On Purpose with Jay Shetty

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I would spend my weekends doing things that I enjoy whilst being active, like going for walks in the park with Ben, just making sure that I wasn't rotting in bed as much as I'm capable of because I'm capable of a great deal of rotting. And then with meals, that's really where I probably struggled the most. But just... just trying to be a little bit more well-rounded.

On Purpose with Jay Shetty

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I feel like I eat like a six-year-old. And so I do, like I eat rice and chicken fingers. And so just changing sometimes to like brown rice and grilled chicken, you know, thinking a little bit more, but it's hard because I'm such a picky eater that, you know, I'm not going to be making bronzino on the weekends with like a tapenade, you know, that's never going to happen.

On Purpose with Jay Shetty

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I felt so misunderstood by people. I remember getting married and being like so angry that my dad wasn't going to be there when I was struggling with my self-image. I feel like I'm going to cry now. Sorry.

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I would say I don't feel I really I mean, I've been married for 100 years and we decided to wait to have kids. And I think that because we made that choice, I am now not spending my pregnancy and, you know, hopefully the next year or two mourning a life. I feel like I lived life to the fullest and I really, really waited till I was ready. So the only thing I feel like I'm mourning is my body.

On Purpose with Jay Shetty

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Like, that... Nobody talks enough about, like, what it's like to lose significant weight and then get pregnant. I don't know how I feel about it. I don't have, like, fully fleshed thought out. I'm, like, struggling every single day. But no, I don't... I don't feel sad about, like, a life left behind. I feel like...

On Purpose with Jay Shetty

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I lived every minute of my twenties, like on the edge of cliffs, going on trips, partying, like doing everything I wanted to do. And when I turned 30 over the summer, I was like, you know what? I'm done. Like, I really feel, and that's what I'm so happy about. Cause yeah, I like see my friends with kids and I'm like, oh, I do wish I had like, you know, joined them.

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But I feel so fulfilled in that one chapter of my life that I'm really ready to start the next chapter.

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I would say it was mostly career. I've been working since I'm 18 and I just could not fathom taking time off. And I don't know, it just, it really scared me. It doesn't scare me so much anymore. But also the weight thing played, I could not fathom at my previous weight getting pregnant. I think it would be a...

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high-risk pregnancy, one, and two, like, I think it would take me to a new weight, a new category that I might not be able to come back from. So I always knew I had to figure it out before. And Ozempic came to me at, like, the perfect time.

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Jay Shetty. The one, the only, Jay Shetty.

On Purpose with Jay Shetty

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Like, as a woman, it's not like you give birth and then you go back to work. It's like a two-year thing from conception to the... Like, till you really start to feel like yourself again, especially when your job is, like, being public and people have so much to say about your body. Like, I don't necessarily... didn't want to put myself through that. Like I really wasn't ready for it.

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So I cannot recommend enough waiting until you're really ready. And I know that that's a privilege, but like I am so pleased with how it's worked out so far. And I'm really, really glad that I waited because I remember I always used to say like I wanted to have kids when I was 25. And I remember sitting on my friend's couch and I was like drunk.

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And he was like, by the way, like, when do you want to have kids? I'm like, when I'm 25. And he was like, how old are you? I'm like, 25. So maybe when I'm 26. And I don't know, I always, I've always, always known I love kids. Like my niece and my nephews are my whole life. Like I've always known that I wanted to be a mom. And then I started to get a little worried because I didn't feel it.

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I'm like, oh crap. Like I was so annoyed at the biological hawk and I was so annoyed at COVID. It like took two years for me that like maybe if COVID hadn't happened, I would have been living my life those two years and been ready when I was 28. But I was like, crap, no. And I got a little worried that I was never going to be ready because I know it's something that I want.

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And that's why I feel so grateful that I very naturally came to the conclusion that I'm ready. My husband was amazing about it. If I had said to him five years ago, let's have a kid, he'd say, okay. If I said to him this, he was really letting me lead, which I so appreciate. He never put pressure on me to either wait longer or hurry up. Same with our families. Nobody really tortured us about it.

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And I know a lot of girls get like, endless harassment from their parents and their in-laws. I'm like, I didn't get that. And I'm so grateful because I really came to the conclusion on my own. So no, I don't look around and I don't look at social media and see people on trips and flying out of planes and think, oh, I wish that was me. I'm like, you know what? I did my time.

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Honestly, that video makes me tired. I want to go take a nap.

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I'd love to see women into male-dominated fields.

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I feel like jealousy is a really powerful emotion. And I started to feel like I might be ready to start a family when like I would hear about other girls that I knew, friends, people telling me. And up until that point, when people would tell me, I would be so happy for them. Like I would cry, like really genuine.

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And I remember the first time it was like December of 2023, one of Ben's friends who his fiance, excuse me, wife is one of my good friends. They told us that they were pregnant and I was so happy for it, but like I was a little jealous. And then I was like, oh, that's interesting. And that's why I feel like it's so important to listen to yourself and be able to identify emotions.

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Because I was like, okay, let's jot that down. I told Ben, I'm like, by the way, I'm a little jealous of Natalie. He was like, oh, that's great. And that was in December. That was actually when I decided to get off of Zympic. And I was like, okay. Good to know. And then I just started like listening to my feelings.

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And when other people would tell me, I'd be like, damn, now I'm starting to feel a little left behind. And so really it was my own emotions that told me I was ready. And I've always been very good at like identifying my own emotions and like thinking, how does this make me feel? Am I pissed? Am I happy? And that's really, I would say, how I knew.

On Purpose with Jay Shetty

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Yes, I got married very young. Me and Ben met when I was 18. We got engaged when I was 21, so we dated all throughout college. And then 23, yeah, when I got married.

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It just wasn't even a question. Honestly, I would have gotten married sooner. I know it sounds so crazy, and it is. But we met when I was 18, so I was a freshman in college. And then when I was a senior, I wasn't allowed to get engaged in college. It was like, girl, get a degree, and then we could talk. So I graduated in May, and then Ben and I got engaged in June.

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I know it sounds – but it was four years. I was like, bitch, I'm ready. Let's go. I knew from day one that Ben was the love of my life. It took him, I want to say, like, three months to know that I was the love of his life. But it's okay. Some people, you know, we're all on our different journeys. We all have our own purposes.

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Yeah, no, I try not to, like, hold resentment. I'm like, oh, yeah, I remember that time. You didn't think I was so cute. I'm like, okay, you didn't like me. I don't know. I just knew. And it's so crazy because we met when I'm 18. I'm 30 now. So there is a huge part of my life where Ben isn't a factor. But I don't even remember. It's, like, before Ben and after Ben. Like, I don't remember anything.

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It's weird if I tell him a story and he wasn't there. I'm like, ew, where were you? I actually feel like we're related. And we might be, but whatever. It's the craziest thing. I can't really explain how I knew. But I think when we first met, I was so excited to have a boyfriend. Because I loved watching movies growing up. I'm like, oh my god, I'm literally Cher from Clueless.

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I finally have a boyfriend. And I was so obsessed with the idea of having a boyfriend and the fact that there was this person who wanted to spend time with me. And I was so excited about it. And then I feel like our relationship, we really grew up together. So... the longer we were together and the more time we would spend, it was like becoming abundantly clear.

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Like we really had the same values and we really are the same person. And it's so funny because Ben is so funny, but he's married to me. So it's like, good luck. And I would say if he had married anyone else, he would be the funniest guy in every room. But people say to me, people have known Ben for like three years. Like, by the way, Ben's funny. I'm like,

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No, I know, but he can't get a word in with me. He's just the best. And I honestly, I know it sounds so crazy to have gotten married so young. And when we were getting married, I grew up in a modern Orthodox Jewish community. So it really wasn't that crazy. Most of my friends have been married around the same age as me.

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But when I would meet like people, you know, regular secular folk, they would think it was so crazy. And I remember like being offended when people would say that. I'm like, you don't know me and Ben. You don't know. Yeah. But let me tell you something. The older I've gotten, the more I learn. Like, we were crazy. Yeah. We've changed so much, you know?

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And when people say, like, not to get married young, like, they're right for that. They're saying it for a reason. I think that the way it worked out for me and Ben is really not how it works out for most people because I'm so different. Oh, my God. I used to be so annoying, if you can imagine it. Like... I was just such a different person and so was Ben, you know?

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I was like very insecure and I don't know, I just was weird and I grew up, I think, into a person that's amazing, but I grew up to be somebody a little different and it's possible that I would have grown into somebody that Ben didn't like and it's possible that Ben would have grown into, he was 21, that he would have grown into somebody that I wasn't particularly into, but we really made a conscious choice to like grow up together.

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Oh, my God. Best intro ever. Do it again.

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So I understand why people said that and they were probably right for that, but... We're different. Sorry. We just are. We are.

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I love you, by the way. Like when we met, I'm not gonna lie, I was like a little, I'm like, who's this guy? Because I wasn't super familiar. I read your book. And I was like, okay, let's see what it's about. I feel like sometimes when someone becomes really known with a lot of celebrity friends, it can be like a little smoke and mirrors. And I was like, honestly, I'm suspicious.

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Yeah. I also think Ben's a really patient person. And I definitely did not know who I was literally until I would say a year or two ago. And I think I led with that like sort of insecurity. And he was very patient with me. And he was still like dealing and growing with his own thing. But I don't know if in those early years if I was like the best version of myself.

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And I think that he really saw in me. who like my potential and was very measured and really patient. So it takes two people to tango and he definitely is like the kinder patient one in the relationship. And I'm a little bit more like rough around the edges, if you can imagine. And he, I would attribute a lot of our marital success to him.

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He's downstairs, obviously on a call. Like, let me tell you, my husband is always on a call. I don't know who the hell he's talking to. Literally this morning, he doesn't answer the phone for 40 minutes. I'm like, where are you? He's like, I'm walking the dog. I'm on a call. Who the hell are you talking to? I can't.

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Thank you. I will say one other reason why you shouldn't get married young is I have oddly made so many lifelong friends much later in life, and these people weren't even at my wedding. It's the weirdest thing. And some of these bitches at my wedding, like, girl, I don't know you. Get out of here. And they're in my pictures and shit.

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So much. And I feel like there's a point in your life where you have made all of your friends. And 21 was not that for me at all.

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And so many of my best lifelong friends are people I've met through work.

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I, like my, some of my best friends, like Brian and Taylor, like I met, they were guests on our show. You meet a lot of people and like, you know, the reputation of podcasters, content creators, influencers, like is what it is for a reason. Like some of them are insufferable, but some of them are just like the most fabulous people you'll ever meet in your entire life.

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And that's my friends, Brian and Taylor. And they were not at my wedding. And sometimes I'll think about that and I'll be like, oh, I should have waited.

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I know, but, you know, they do say that's a curse. I don't know if that's just for the Real Housewives, but every Real Housewife who has ever renewed her vows ended up divorced.

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I don't plan on renewing my vows. Also, I feel like vow renewal is like an inherently non-Jewish thing. Like Jewish people don't renew their vows. I don't know a single Jewish person that's renewed her vows.

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I don't know if it's like in the Bible or anything. I just feel like it's not culturally Jewish.

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this guy's coming in and you were so kind the second you walked in it was very disarming I was like oh never mind I take back like I love him and we had such a great conversation and I actually loved so many things about your book because your book was like really heavy on relationships and I just loved it and ever since then I've just like loved you oh yeah that genuinely means the world to me and you made me feel so comfortable that day because I was like guys like you guys I was talking to my team and I was like you guys listen to her and I was like

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Oh, I'm so with her on that. Although the only reason I would do it would be to get new pictures because I was like so ugly at my wedding. It's kind of like one of my biggest regrets.

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They're not like, but I guess they are. It's a time capsule. You know, it's a moment in time. Not a moment I want to remember.

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I generally just lead with what I'm comfortable with. Like if I wouldn't be ashamed to tell the person next to me on the train, and I don't really feel shame about a lot of things. I feel like maybe that's something I could and should work on. But no, I would say the Ozempic thing is like the one thing I really had to push myself to share. But for the most part, I share what's comfortable.

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And I'm just, I'm an open person. I think that some people find that inconceivable, but I just am.

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Because you think you get rewarded for it.

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Yeah, I guess then like I wouldn't categorize myself as a particularly vulnerable person because when I share things, even things that are deeply personal, I don't feel like it's a big deal. Do you know what I mean? I'm just an – that's just how I am.

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So I would feel weirder not telling people things. Like even when I was trying to conceive with Ben, I do a podcast every day and I'm always talking about what's going on in my life and my marriage. And it was this huge part that I wasn't sharing and it felt so deceitful. It was so foreign to me because I'm so used to saying, yeah, last night I did X, Y, and Z and my underwear is purple.

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Like I'm such a sharer that actually not sharing is what makes me uncomfortable.

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You know what? It's like a Jewish superstition thing.

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Even myself, like today on the podcast, I was like, I got to go, I got to poop. And it's like, why would I say that? And just say it again. Do you know what I mean?

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I think that that's something I learn as I get older, but it also makes it complicated when sharing is your life. Yeah. And I feel like there used to be a time when I would literally be sharing a piece of content every 30 minutes. I would have a cocktail and post, which is like so dangerous and stupid. Yeah.

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Oh my God. I used to be like blackout in a drive-thru at Whataburger in Texas, like blackout ordering like a crispy chicken biscuit, like whatever. And it was just, I looked so scary and I had ketchup all over my face. And I think that's why people, you know, that's why I have a lot of the following that I do. They loved that life, but that's not my life anymore.

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And it occurred to me like several years ago that I didn't have to

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share every thought that I have one it was getting me in trouble and two like yeah some things can just be like thoughts or memories or things that you keep to yourself and so I do feel like my strategy has shifted but it's tough when that's also how you make a living yeah you know yeah yeah that's yeah so how do you balance that I'm working on it yeah it's hard it is hard I think that I've gotten much better and I look at it a lot like this is my job we're putting out content like for the job but it doesn't have to be like the most authentic 100% 360 degree view of my life like I can have things for myself

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Oh, wow. That's a good question. I don't know if I would say there's one misconception. I would say like though largely, and there was a period a few years ago, because I remember writing about this in my book where I felt so misunderstood by people.

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it's good to know you're working on it that's the point right it's like none of us have figured it out no if I went back and watched like an Instagram story from 2019 I would die I would die I was out of control like I just used to say so many things like stop talking okay stop like not everything needs to be shared

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That's a great question. I almost like didn't have time to figure it out. So I started this Tumblr in freshman year of college, which is when people figure out what they want to do. And it very slowly but also quickly became something I was making money off of. So much so by the time I graduated, I was making like –

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And I feel like unless you were watching my podcast every day and listening to everything else thing that I said, you didn't really get me because I feel like I come off as like a lot of different things. So like a little crazy, a little outlandish, but I feel like the person that I really am is like a sister, a wife. I feel like kind of gets lost in the mix.

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sponsored Instagram posts for a fee that would have been my salary if I ended up with like a job in media. And at the time, like content creation was not a job. So when I made the decision, it just made no sense like to sit at a desk and earn a living that was comparatively small to what I was pulling from my Instagram, but people were just like, they couldn't believe it.

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And they're like, it's not gonna last forever. And I'm like, maybe, but maybe what if I just ran with it? And it was really like inconceivable to people that I was not getting a job post-grad and that I would be like on my phone. And I understand why, because right after that, I was making a really good living, but I was doing nothing.

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Like I was home all day and I was watching a lot of TV and I was like recapping it and writing funny blog posts and I was making money. But I was not doing anything. Like I had no structure to my day. I did not set an alarm. And – it was lovely, but it was not fulfilling. And I knew that it wasn't a sustainable way.

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And that's why when we started the podcast, I loved it so much for a million different reasons, but it gave me structure. It gave me a day. Like, and now even to this day, I very much operate like a Monday to Friday, nine to five. I work 40 hours a week, like every other American. Like,

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And I think some people run from that sort of convention, but when you didn't have it, it was like kind of horrible. So I crave that sort of structured stability. Like seriously, if you're looking to answer an email for me after five o'clock, I'm not answering. Like I have boundaries and I love that my life kind of mirrors that conventional work life.

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But that was a goal that Jackie and I like set because this line of work, well, yes, it can be very lucrative. It, is kind of nuts and it can be a little unstable. You have a month where you get a ton of work and a month where you don't get. So it was fun for a girl who was 21, but I knew it wasn't going to be like a sustainable way to live.

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But the funny thing is that I think there's like a large, you know, misconception that like I work an hour a day. People are always saying that to me. Like, It's like when you say someone from SNL works an hour a week. Like, well, no, you see them an hour a week. You see me one hour a day on the show. But there's so much that goes into running a show of that size.

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And also, it's not the only thing that I do. I'm not bothered so much that people think I don't work. Like, whatever, you know? Like, sorry you're dumb. You don't know how the industry works. Like, bitch, I work hard, okay? Yeah.

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Oh, my God. Okay. So, yes, like in the sense that throughout high school and like summers in high school, I was a camp counselor. I worked at a toy store when I went to college. All through four years of college, I worked. I had an internship, like a paid five-day-a-week internship at a media company. It was an internship, but it was structured like a corporate job.

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So, yes, I did work in a corporate office for four years, never like full, full-time because I was a part-time student. And I probably would have worked at that media company post-grad if I didn't decide to become a full-time content creator. So like, yes and no.

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Sometimes I like to think, I'm like, and I'm always like joking about how funny and sweet and kind and beautiful I am, but I really do believe that about myself. And I feel like just because I always lead with like humor and a little bit of like outrageousness, I do feel like that softer, very, what I think is genuine, gets a little bit lost.

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That working at a toy store was not for fucking me. Like seriously, gift wrapping is hell on earth. I still can't do it. And honestly, when anybody asked me to wrap a gift, I actually have trauma from that fucking store. Really? Yeah. It was horrible. Like that stupid gift wrapping section. Like no matter how many times somebody showed me how to do it, like I could not fucking do it.

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I was trying to put forth this idea that maybe you picked up all these really cool skills that help you in your career today, but... Actually, I will say, like, working at a toy store, like, having to talk to strangers, like, who you don't know and, like, pretend like you know what you're talking about, that builds character. That builds, actually, like, a great personable vibe.

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In the corporate space, I don't feel like I learned much, honestly. I... I liked the free lunch. Like it was amazing. It was one of those big companies that gives you free lunch. And there was snacks everywhere, like free snacks. I was always eating goldfish and M&Ms. And I liked, I don't know, actually, my sisters worked at the same company.

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It was this huge company with like different media companies within it. So they all worked at different companies. So we all would have lunch together. I have very fond memories of that time. And I think it's a good corporate like media, especially that's like a lot of women.

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It's a good environment to learn how to talk to people, learn how to deal with like workplace antics and people's personalities and And sometimes I do miss, like, I think there's a lot of stability that comes with a corporate job, especially when you're thinking about, like, motherhood. I mean, some of these bitches over here with their six months paid maternity leave, like, that is a joy.

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And their corporate health insurance. There are a lot of things about, like, what people consider a boring corporate life that actually as somebody without a lot of, like, without a lot of that, I'm very envious of, especially when I'm, like, entering this phase of my life. Like, me and my husband both have our own companies. Like, we don't have maternity leave. We leave and the company suffers.

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Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. There's no built-in... We have our own two-person health insurance. It's expensive and it sucks, okay? Like, people... There is a little bit of that privilege from the corporate life. And I know people who are in corporate would look at someone like me and be like, oh, I always wanted to be my own boss. And it's great. But, you know, there's no insurance.

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And I feel like I'm only, as I get older, appreciating the pros of that sort of... What people would say more stereotypically boring life.

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We've put more value on the ladder, the entrepreneurship.

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But to be clear, I feel like we did people a disservice when we did that because there is something lovely about a boring job that doesn't keep you up all night, that you can set boundaries with, that pays your bills, and you don't overrun the company. If things are going south, that's literally not my problem. There is a piece in that. You don't have as much creative control. Who cares?

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Is that like one of the best parts though?

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Of being a business owner is like other people making their living from you.

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No, that toxic, like hustle culture, entrepreneurship, I'm not a fan of.

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Before, when things started to really blow up for me, but it wasn't this like standardized economy like it is now. Like there's a formula. You blow up on Instagram, you get an agent, you get a manager, you get a rate card, you get a media kit. Like, no, that was like not the case for me. So when things started to work really quickly, I was doing all my own deals. I did not have a publicist.

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I did not have a manager. I did not have an agent. I didn't have an assistant. It was literally just me. And it was manageable because it was my full-time job. But I don't know. shit about fuck. Like I'm literally 17, like somebody help. So I was just kind of making it up as I went. And I think people really underestimated me because I was advocating on my own behalf. I was 18.

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I'm much better now, but I used to have like a really thick Long Island accent. And I was just like, every other word out of my mouth is like, and totally, and it's not necessarily giving you, you know, business woman. So I would get underestimated a lot. And it was a unique time. Now the girlies and boys, but mostly girlies who end up doing what I do now, it's kind of all set up for them.

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But at the time it wasn't a thing. People like a brand would reach out and based on like, if it was a brand I heard of, like one of the first brands I ever worked with was Burger King. And they're like, how much would you want to? And I was like, a thousand dollars. And they were like, okay. And I was like, bitch, a thousand dollars. I bought a purse.

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I was like, and then I forgot, like I had to pay taxes, but whatever. And that's another thing, by the way, when you do this line of work and nobody teaches you how to do your taxes, not me getting a bill from the government, like in 2018 for like a hundred thousand dollars in unpaid taxes. Yeah. And my biggest fear is going to jail. But yeah, that's another thing they don't tell you.

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Nobody teaches you. You kind of just have to learn along the way. Now I feel like it's pretty set up where if you join this line of work, there are certain business managers and accounts who know how to do this. But at the time when I was getting started, it was like, girl, you're on your own. Good luck.

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Yes, I feel like your job title definitely, like, you lead with that. And people have conceptions about that before. And I feel the same way, like, coming from a comedy space, especially when you make jokes that, like, sometimes are a little, you know. People are like, oh, she's crazy. She's radical. And it's just like, I'm actually just a girl. Like, I'm just a girl.

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No. If only I was that interesting. When I was a senior in high school, I went to go visit my sister Jackie at college, and it was a flight. So I packed up my things. So I grew up in Manhattan, so I didn't have a license at the time, which used to make traveling really hard because I didn't have any form of identification. I used to give them my high school ID.

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They're like, this is not legally admissible. So I'd be like, I don't have a license. Sorry, I'm literally 17 and I don't have a driver. I don't have a driver's license. And for some reason they pulled my bag and they were going through my wallet and they found my fake ID. And they were like, I thought you didn't have. Now I realize they were like doing this to scare me.

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But at the time I thought I was really going to jail. They brought a cop out. She wants to call my parents. She's swiping my hands. You know when you ever get like that and they're like, you tested positive for explosives. I'm like, bitch, what are you talking about? I'm literally a high school student.

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I don't know. I mean, I had gotten a manicure, so I imagine there was like some chemicals on my hands. But it was so, they were really trying to scare me. And this police officer was like, listen, I think you're a good kid. I'm going to let you go. And I ran for my fucking life. I was so afraid. But I was never, I didn't break the law. I didn't say that this was my idea.

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It could have been my cousin, Sandra. Like, it was the scared, most scared I've ever been in my life. And probably the closest I've ever gotten to going to jail, which is like not that close. Yeah.

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And let it be a lesson to any of the minors listening. Put your fake ID in your checked bag.

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And nothing makes me happier than making people laugh. And, like, sometimes I take it a little far. But, like, it's funny. It's funny. Yeah. What's a big deal?

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Yes, now I'm old in the space. Yeah, I have two really hardcore pieces. Yeah, I mean, you're ancient, sorry.

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I have two extremely important pieces of advice. If you find yourself wanting to get into this line of work, like I don't care who you are, where you're from, what you've done, delete all your old social media posts. Like none of it is going to age well. It's going to come back to bite you in the ass and it's going to ruin your life.

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Like if I had to go through what I went through, like everybody found my old tweets and they were like, oh my God, she's fucking crazy. Delete your tweets. I can't believe people are still having their tweets. Girl, delete your tweets. Like, stop. That's the first.

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Second of all is every dollar you make, put 50 cents in a savings account for your taxes because that's, depending on where you live, like, that's what it is. It's half. And the good thing is sometimes you save too much and then you get a little leftover. But just know, if somebody pays you $100, you got 50.

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Well, taxes have ruined my life. Oh, tell me about it. Before I had a business manager trying to do my own taxes with an old school accountant who I think I got from a family member, they had no idea what I did for a living. And so I was underpaying. I was underreporting. I was not getting any 1099s from the brands that I worked with. It was such a mess. It was the wild, wild west.

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So much so that years later, I got that huge bill. And it was the worst thing to ever happen to me. I almost had to go on a payment plan with the government. It was so crazy. And I think that happens a lot in entertainment, especially this new wave of social media entertainers. So finding an accountant, a business manager, or teaching yourself, that's fine.

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But as long as you're putting away half of what you make for taxes, you're safe.

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Sometimes I go back and read my old emails of me talking to people, and I'm like, girl, that's the worst email ever. But it's so cool to see how... different I speak now and how I'm, I think a lot smarter and able to advocate on my own behalf. And, and the little girl sending those emails from her couch, like that's who I am.

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Rebecca. I was always pretending to be my own assistant, like trying to get dinner reservations, trying to set up calls. Claudia's available. Meanwhile, it's like literally me. Yeah.

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Well, I actually was always negotiating on my own behalf. Because I always found that like so many of the girls who worked at media companies, worked at agencies, these account managers, were followers of mine, were listeners to the toast. And that's always worked on my own behalf. Actually, I think like a huge demographic of my following is media girls.

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Girls who work at brands, who work at agencies. And so it's always kind of benefited me to lead with me because they're excited to work and they want to make it work. And look, it's turdy on the other line. Yeah.

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Well, I would just get started. I think a lot of people are always talking about, they're like making strategy plans and outlines for projects. Just get the project up and running. You can record a podcast on your phone. The voice memo app actually is very high quality audio. It's good enough for a starting podcast.

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Then you can start to make money, invest in the Shure microphones that everybody has. But before then, like just get started. People are always like throwing launch parties for things that don't exist yet. Like just get to work, do it.

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No, and it's also like it's a podcast, okay? It's not like the nuclear program. It's just talk.

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I don't know. I don't know. I was trying to sound smart. I couldn't think of anything.

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No, we're afraid of being judged, right? We want to put something out that's perfect. But it's like, you don't get far without people making fun of you. Like, I'm sure my old post used to get sent around my high school. Like, oh my God, look what Claudia's doing. Cringe, cringe, cringe. Well, it's not so cringe anymore. Like, girl, because I'm successful and you're not.

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But that's just part... If you can't take being mocked, like... I wish that weren't the case because people are cruel and it is what it is. And think about how you talk to your friends about people on social media. Someone's going to talk about you like that and you'd be okay with that.

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No, actually, I've always been really good. I've never been that girl with like a thousand friends. I've always had like five really good friends and they're the same friends.

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I love that too. I have like the best friends. But, you know, you do notice people treating you differently, like peripherally. And whenever anybody like started being extra nice or whatever, I always accepted it. Like, sure, you want me to come to your Hamptons house? I'll be there. But, you know, you got to keep note of people who only started acting that way at a certain time in your life.

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Yeah, I guess I met Ben freshman year and freshman year is also when I started my blog. I don't think it really took off till a year later, but he's been there since the very beginning.

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That's a good question. Well, I often like thank the Lord that I don't have to date anybody.

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at all period because I think dating in this day and age is horrible but also like with my weird job like I think it would just I wouldn't even know how to explain it to people and like I would just feel so like awkward and embarrassed so I'm like grateful for that um but again I think having this really stable force in my life in Ben when it came to when it came to like you know how I felt about myself how I felt about my job like I think stability is so beneficial when you're trying to build a business and like having someone to come home to and having a very stable personal life I think it allowed me to be a little nutty in different areas of my life like my job yeah

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Because I didn't have to worry that I was going to come home and it would be chaos. Ben was always there. Just, how was your day?

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A hundred percent. I still believe that. I feel like I'm so hard and I'm so soft.

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thousand percent. And I think we also live in a culture that values that sort of like wonderless. So I live in my car and I don't care. I don't have a job. Well, I like a little bit of structure, a little bit boring, a little bit settled. I think that's me getting older. But I also think it's just like there's value in also leading a very sort of ordinary.

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That's one of my sister's favorite quotes. I forget. It's like, you know, being

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ordinary in your personal life so you can be violent in your creative or artistic life because it's like you can't have a million balls in the air at one time but so to have a very um I don't want to say regular because I feel like that has a negative connotation but like a very peaceful very settled private life it really does allow you to you know for me it's my work for anyone it could be something else just to like I don't know fuck shit up you know

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At the same time. And I feel like I'm always leading, obviously, because what I do is like just try to make people laugh, which I love. So I'm always leading with that. And I do feel like my sort of sweet, sensitive side, and I'm very sensitive. I feel like I don't show that a lot. And I don't want to show it that much because I feel like on the internet, it's so toxic.

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Yeah, I know. And I'm unique in that. I think some people have different family issues. I could never, I mean, look at how many female podcasting duos that it's every day we're talking about another one breaking up. Me and Jackie will be podcasting till the day that we die. Like we are bound by blood. She's the only person I can really talk to honestly.

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Like I think a lot of people think I'm very confrontational because I'm loud and like a little aggressive. But actually like if I have a problem with you, I'll just start crying. Like I cannot talk to people except my sister. I could say whatever I want. And it just like I don't have a single complaint about working with family.

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Me too. To some people, they're like so confused by it. For me, I wouldn't have it any other way.

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Yes, yes. And I know I'm special and lucky that it does work.

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Yeah, I mean, it's so intertwined. But interestingly enough, when Jackie and I were growing up, we're four sisters total from top to bottom. Like there's six years between us. So we're all really tight. And we were all really tight growing up. You know, there were different dynamics as we got older.

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Like in the beginning, it was always the two older sisters and the two younger sisters, me and Margo. Like we were just sort of divided by age. And Olivia and Jackie would like leave us out. And me and Margo were just like sharing a room. So we were like, okay, whatever. I guess it's just us. And then as we got older, my interest started to align a lot more with Olivia's.

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And then Jackie and Margo became like really similar and really close. So the dynamics of what we shifted, but the dynamics when we were kids were never Jackie and I. We actually probably got along the least. We didn't fight. We didn't hate each other. We just were not drawn to one another. So I would say we were probably the least close out of all four.

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Not that we had issues, but we were just not, I don't think we understood each other. Jackie's very reserved. Jackie's very quiet, but not shy. Quiet. Me, I'm spreading my legs for everybody. I'm like, what's up? Who you want to talk to? Let's go here. Let's go there. So I think that I thought she was like, you know, weird and she thought I was weird. We didn't understand one another.

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And then when we started to work together, our differences ended up, you know, working in our favor. It made the conversations on the podcast more dynamic. And we just very naturally became so close through work. But also we were talking all the time, you know.

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Zero. Every single episode is completely off the cuff.

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We have like five topics that we need to hit every day, whatever the news of the day is, but everything else is completely off the cuff. Like we've never once had a conversation. Sometimes we used to sit on FaceTime for like an hour before we would start recording to get set up and we would just end up talking and we actually felt like it was ruining the show.

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If you open up about a vulnerability or something, people throw it back in your face and they use it against you. So I'm also really protective of my own peace.

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She calls me at 10.30 and we start recording at 10.31. Like we do not, because we don't want to waste any of the, we'll never recreate a conversation. That's so fake. Like we just go for it.

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And she lives in a different state. So we have a lot to catch up on.

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She moved, I think, 2021. And I was like, okay, it's the end of the show. Like, we'll do remote, but who the hell wants to listen to remote podcasters? Like, it's so COVID-y and it sucks. And I knew that it was the beginning of the end and I was freaking a little bit. And let me tell you what's the best thing to ever happen to us. One, because of COVID, we were forced to really invest in the tech.

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So there's actually no delay. There's no lag. A lot of people don't know that we live in separate states. So I think a lot of times people are shocked to find out that Jackie doesn't live in New York anymore, which makes me so happy. And two, a little bit of the distance physically has benefited us greatly because we're no longer on top of each other.

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And we get to, like you say, have these natural catch-up conversations that... we might not be having if she lived down the block from me, which she did for many years. So it's actually been the best thing to happen to the show. And I thought it was going to be like the beginning of the end.

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Oh my God, when we just laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh. Like sometimes we are just so silly that I don't even think we're speaking English anymore. Like it's just that sisterly thing where you can really only act so nuts with your sister. Those are the best episodes, like true belly laughs.

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I feel like when I first started opening up, I feel like the first thing I really opened up about, because I share everything on the internet and it's not hard. I don't feel like I'm digging deep to share. If I meet you for the first time, I'll tell you my life story. That's just how I am.

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That's a good question. No, actually. It's so routine to us now.

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That's kind of sad. We should be like, listen, that was so funny. No, we don't do that.

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And we're not trying so hard. Like, we're just talking.

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I agree that podcasting is a skill and it's a talent because I think every, I mean, the running joke is like, you know, everybody has a podcast, not everybody should, but there are a lot of failed podcasts. And I think that a lot of people think like, yeah, I could talk for an hour a week. I actually don't think you could.

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It is an art, especially with a co-host, especially as an interviewer, when to talk, when to listen, when to stop. And so a lot of people don't possess that skill. And I appreciate you saying that because it's definitely a skill the same way like, you know, any other job is a skill.

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Like if you're a mathematician, you know, you need a certain set of skills and podcasting definitely requires that too.

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It's, this is always who I've been like very leading with like, I've always loved attention. I've always loved to talk. I've always loved to make people laugh, but I do think that I have practiced and rehearsed a little bit in recent years. Just knowing when to listen. That's always been my... That's the biggest critique people have of me on the show, and they're totally valid in that.

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I never let my sister talk. I talk over people. I'm sure I've done it to you. I'm so sorry. And I'm really trying. It's one of my worst skills, personally and professionally. I do it at a dinner party. It's so annoying. And when other people do it, I'm like, oh my God, she didn't shut up. And people are like, bitch, that's you. So I am working on that. I used to be much worse.

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So I've never felt like I was sharing something that I wasn't comfortable sharing until I shared my journey with Ozempic, which was so personal to me. And, you know, I got... a lot of support for it, but there were also people, you know, you're stealing drugs from diabetics. Like literally, no, I'm not. And there was like a lot of, there's a lot of discourse around that.

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So it's a work in progress. But it's important to know your skills, but it's also important to know what you're not good at. And I know that I'm not good at knowing when... it's my time to listen. Like right now.

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No, but I know it's insane. And if you can believe it, I used to talk so much faster.

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Jay, I need you to listen to episodes of The Toast from like 2019. I used to swallow full paragraphs. Like I don't even know what I was saying. You think it's fast now. To me, this is me being so much better. It's amazing. It used to be really bad.

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You know what's so funny? The more attention you get, the less you want it. And so I think as somebody who was an attention-seeking whore growing up my whole life, to end up in a line of work where you get a lot of it, it's fulfilling for a second. And then it's like enough. And I actually feel like I say I'm an attention whore. I'm actually really not so much anymore.

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I got the attention that I wanted and it felt good, but it didn't solve all my problems like I thought it was going to. So not that anybody who's, you know,

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is an attention seeker should get the attention because then it'll it's kind of a problem that fixes itself um but I'm really not um I think when people meet me like on the street sometimes they're a little uh taken aback how actually I'm not like a dancing monkey like I'm not so crazy all the time like making jokes on like I I actually and definitely as I've gotten older like a little bit more pulled back you know I'm still a little nuts more than the average person but not not I think as much as people would expect yeah what part of your confidence are you still working on I'm really not honestly

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Um, do people who struggle with their weight need medication? Are they stealing medication from diabetes patients? So, um, I felt like scared to share that one. Cause I think the emotion I felt most was like, I was really embarrassed that one, I'd gotten myself to a place where I required a medication.

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I feel very confident in all aspects of my life. I know that I'm great at my job. I know I'm a great wife. I know I'm literally gorgeous. I don't feel like I'm lacking confidence in any area, honestly.

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I have a lot of other problems, though, but not that.

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Oh, girl, where do I begin? Okay. What would I say is my biggest problem? Okay. I actually would say my biggest problem is sometimes my humor can be mean. And I think that's like the worst type of humor. And I'm actually really working on it. Like when you poke fun at someone, sometimes I feel like I really take it too far.

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Like it's okay to like think something and not say it because I've noticed that a lot that I sometimes border on mean and I don't like being mean. That's not funny to me. I think some people feel like they have to be mean in order to be funny. And that's not true. I can be funny without being mean.

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Yes. Like sometimes I'll say something, I'll be like, damn. That was rough, you know? And so I'm aware of it and I'm really trying to stop.

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I don't know if I will. At least I'm aware of it.

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And two, I did feel a little pushed to share just because it was so obvious to people that I was on it. And you know, every Nobody would let me live. They wouldn't let me sleep for five minutes. They're like, she's on Ozempic, she's on Ozempic, she's on Ozempic. And when I did share, I'm ultimately so glad that I did, but I didn't feel at first like it was my choice necessarily.

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I mean, that doesn't mean that I don't see a picture of myself and literally want to die, but I try not to place too much value on that because there are other parts of me that are worthy, probably more worthy than how I look. But I am a shallow person. I do place a lot of emphasis and value on my physical appearance.

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It's actually like a new thing. I think since losing weight, I've kind of become obsessed with it. And that's like one thing that I've gained during my weight loss journey that I don't like. The obsession with how I look. Because before, like I knew I didn't look great. So like whatever, you know, I worked on other things.

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But then I started to really like the way that I looked on the Ozempic journey and I kind of became obsessed with it. Like I used to weigh myself and be like, I mean, it's not great, but whatever. Then I would lose weight and... when I would weigh myself and it wasn't exactly what I wanted, I would be so hard on myself. And I used to not care about that.

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So that's actually something I'm working on. But with a pregnancy, like it's a problem for later me.

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I can't fix everything all at once. Okay. I'm not Jay Shetty.

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Yes. That's definitely how I feel with my weight.

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But it does, not that you want people to feel poorly about themselves, but seeing someone whom you perceive to be on top of the world talk about how they perceive themselves and it's not necessarily like the best. There is like solace in that. Like even people who are killing it and rich and famous, like even they hate themselves. So who cares if I do, you know?

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It's so funny because, you know, I lost my dad when I was in the eighth grade. Or excuse me, the ninth grade. Like literally the first month of high school. Worst time ever. And it was extremely hard. And I actually feel like being younger, I was able to bounce back a little bit more. I remember going through that and really, I had just transferred schools. And then my dad passed.

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And I really didn't want to be known as like the girl with the dead dad. So I remember making an active effort to get back to my life. And I leaned so heavily into my sisters. And that's really why my sisters and I are so close. And my friends and extra school. And I really... And that's just being a kid, right? You're more susceptible. You're more adaptable. You just bounce back.

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And I've found when friends of mine now are losing parents, it's so much harder. You're an adult. You understand the importance of life. You have kids of your own. And so not that it's the same at all, but losing my dog at 29 was the first experience with grief as an adult. And let me tell you, it is so much harder. And this was a dog, not a human being.

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And now when I look back, I wish I shared sooner. It's like the greatest journey I went on. I have so many positive things to say about it. I think when I tell people, it makes them feel like a little less embarrassed about their journey. Because look at me, I'm so fabulous and even I did it. And I wish I did it sooner and I loved every minute of the journey. But at the time, I was so embarrassed.

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The difference was, and I have long wondered, my dad passed away overnight. Like, he was not sick. He had a heart attack, and he died before he even got to the hospital. Like, completely kind of freak accident.

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And people always talk about, like, is it better, you know, for someone to die like that or to get a chance to say goodbye to somebody who has, like, a terminal illness, but you have to watch them suffer for months. And I feel like there's no right answer. Just everybody thinks their own. And I never really knew what the answer was. But with Theo, he had terminal cancer.

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And we ended up putting him down. But so we lived with the cancer, I want to say, for like two or three weeks. Like really not a long time. It was the worst time of my life. Like it was worse than when he actually had died. Like seeing someone you love so much be in such pain, it's not worth being able to say goodbye, honestly. So oddly, that experience brought me peace with my dad.

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Like, yeah, I didn't get to say goodbye. I didn't have to watch him suffer. Like that's, it's definitely worse. And so the older I get, the actually the harder grief is, you know, like I remember getting married and being like so angry that my dad wasn't going to be there and feeling like this was so unfair, but I hadn't really felt that anger before. up until that point.

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Like, the older you get, the more important life moments, marriage, kids, you realize, like, how much you need a parent. And so as a kid, like, yeah, okay, he's not in my soccer game, but, like, you just are... You're more resilient as a kid. You really are. And so going through grief as an adult is 45 times harder.

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And that was just with my dog, you know, whom I loved more than anything, but a dog is not a person. And it was... The most challenging thing, I actually don't even remember it. I blacked out that part of my life. It's coming up on a year actually like this week. It was the hardest thing I'd ever been through in my life.

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Like seriously, I can't believe, I don't even think about that time because it was so, it was traumatizing.

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I know. Well, they were so polar opposite. It's like, I think I actually would have preferred just to take Theo to the doctor and have him die. Like, the three weeks of diapers, of medication. Oh, my God. It was...

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horrible and I felt like I was doing the wrong thing because you know it's cruel to keep a dog like that alive for your own they're so clearly in pain it's the right thing to do to put them down and if you're selfishly keeping them and I said I'm not going to do that and so when we woke up one morning it was so clear that he was suffering we were like listen this is cruel we're keeping him alive for us like we knew we had to do do that and with my dad like I had always felt like oh my god I never got to say goodbye it was you know hi one day bye the next and

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But what Theo, the passing of Theo really taught me is like, honestly, it's better. It is. I think.

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You know, I just remember in middle school, there was a girl whose dad had died and she was in my grade and then her brother was in my sister's grade. And it was just kind of like the thing people said. Do you know what I mean? Like pointing and saying- No, not pointing, but like if you overheard like another parent talking, oh, did you hear? It was just kind of what, you know, they were led with.

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And I didn't want that. I wanted to be a girl who was funny, a girl who was good at soccer, a girl who was beautiful. Like literally anything. I did not want to have that to be the thing. Like, oh, did you hear about that ashtray girl? Her father died. Like I didn't want that to be the first thing people said about me. So I remember making a conscious effort to just like bounce back.

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Like that was just the emotion I remember feeling was like pure shame.

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i can't imagine how challenging it is to you know be going be giving birth having lost and then let me tell you it sucks like and i see ben who has both parents i'm so happy for him but i'm jealous yeah naturally yeah yeah i don't think that's bad no no of course not and it's definitely not bad and they're the best ben's parents like his dad is like always inviting me out on father's day like but you know a parent is a parent

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Yeah, it's just like hard to talk about. Nobody wants to be crying all the time. And I think that no matter what stage of your grief that you're at, like you can't talk about it without crying. That doesn't mean that you're not healed. It's just sad. Of course it is. And I don't want to be sad. Like that's my whole thing. Like I love being happy. I love making people laugh. I love laughing.

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Like if I'm laughing, I'm so happy. So I hate to like sit around. And that's why like I know when I talk about this on the podcast, people don't like it. But I don't do therapy. Not for any reason. I'm not like against it. I know it's really powerful for a lot of people. But I've never really had a hard time communicating.

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And I'm very blessed that like I have a lot of people in my life who I feel completely open to. and comfortable opening up to. And I know that's a privilege that not a lot of people have. But I also like, I don't know, I just don't want to spend my life being sad. Like the world is sad enough. Like I wake up every day with the goal of like making people laugh.

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Like I like to be joyous and spread joy. And I don't know, I was sitting in the therapist's office for an hour a week, like crying, like, oh my God, like seriously, I can't, I can't.

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Yes, I have a lot because, you know, people tell me that I'm kind of like a baby whisperer because I love to sing and I love to dance and I love to like, I'm obsessed with babies. And that's what babies love and that's what babies need. Like in their first couple of months, they're always looking for somebody to sing and dance to them.

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And so that's the type of mom I want to be, like super joyous, super like always singing. I don't know if you follow Jessie J, the singer, on Instagram.

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Okay, so she had a baby and she's always singing to her baby on Instagram. Now, I know she has one of the best voices in the world and I don't, but I'm going to be Jessie J. I'm going to be singing to my baby and my baby's going to think I have the most amazing voice because my baby's going to be my number one fan.

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Oh my God, stop. I'll be so upset if every time I sing, the baby cries.

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Oh, of course. No, I'm talking about year one.

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I have thought about it. I definitely want to share my journey. I'm pretty against, you know, putting your kids on social media. I don't judge other people who do, but I'm not going to. And I feel like I see a trend of people sharing less and actually pulling their kids off social media because the dangers of it are like so obvious.

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If the internet wasn't such a disgusting place, I would love to, like have fun. But no, we can't have nice things. People are disgusting and absolutely not.

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Yeah, and they just actually passed that law in California about like family channels and Demi Lovato was a big part of it of like just child actors, but also...

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child like family channels like basically exploiting your kids on social media for money I they're they're all still actively happening but I feel like in 10-15 years like we are going to be hearing like the most craziest stories about kids who were forced to be on like YouTube family channels it's disgraceful um but it's also a slippery slope like you know like you start posting your kids and that's the most engaging content so you post more and more and more and then you rely on it to pay your bills so you're yelling at your kids to smile for the thumbnail and I never want I never want to be that

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Actually, I haven't even talked to Ben about it, but I don't care what he says.

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But we haven't had like a full conversation about it.

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So he'll be hearing about this on the Jay Shetty podcast.

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No, actually. Certain things I feel really strongly about, and I say, Ben, this is what we're doing. Certain things he feels super strongly about, I'm like, okay. Sometimes we both don't know how to feel, and there are people in our life whose opinions we respect, and we'll call them and ask and get their opinions, and we'll come to a decision together.

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It just depends on what the topic is, you know?

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Yeah, and it's important to know, like as a half of a part, like a half of a marriage, like if there are certain things you don't have like strong feelings about, but your partner does, like, so let them have that one. And then when you have strong feelings about something and they don't, they will let you have it. Like that's the whole, you know,

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schtick with compromise, but also knowing when you don't know, like some, all of this is new to me, motherhood, pregnancy. And so knowing that I have no experience and talking to people who do, and if I trust them and I think that like their values align with mine, taking their advice. But like, it's important to know like when you don't know enough.

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This isn't a curated sentence, so I'm just going to speak. And I think it's something I've realized as I've gotten older, especially as a woman in the industry, you feel really competitive with other people. I feel now like I like to work to live and not live to work. I just would like to make a living. I don't need to be the biggest podcaster. I don't need to be the number one selling comedian.

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I just would like to provide for my family. I think when you get really caught up in the hustle culture, it's good to have ambition, of course. But what used to be important to me is actually really not important to me anymore. Now, like just a job is a job. It's to provide. And that's it.

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Thanks. Oh God, I forgot about the sentence. Okay, sorry. I'm good.

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Oh my God. There is a, okay, sorry. It's going to be more than one sentence. There is a phrase that I hate. It's called like being realistic is the quickest path to mediocrity. Like I so disagree with that. I think being realistic is so important. Like so important.

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I'm such an affectionate person. Like, I love all my nieces and nephews who are growing older now. They're, like, starting to hate it. But, like, I cover them in kisses. Like, I just am obsessed with kisses and hugs. And, like, this baby, like, is going to love me more than anyone. I'll probably end up liking Ben more. But this baby, like, is mine, you know? And I can kiss it as much as I want.

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Oh my God. Like, I just know Ben is going to be the best, the best, like most affectionate. The kids are going to love him. They're going to like him so much more. They're going to go to him.

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Like, I don't know what exactly I'm most looking forward to, but I feel a lot of peace and knowing that I'm bringing a baby into the world with like someone who's seriously going to be the best dad on the planet.

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Well, actually at the time, I believe they were going by weight loss camp. Not that it mattered. Like colloquially, it's called a fat camp. And yeah, so I went to summer camp my whole life. And when I was like, I feel like maybe I was in like the sixth grade. I don't remember how old I was. My older sister was really struggling with her weight. I never struggled with my weight as a kid.

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It should be absolute law that everybody listens to the toast every single morning.

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Actually, no, this is my answer. Not on purpose. Sorry. Just the toast.

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No, it should be law. Like it should be NPR. It should be public radio.

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Thank you. And then I ultimately, you know, that affects my bottom line.

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And, you know, my parents tried a lot of different things. And one of the things that they tried was sending her to like a summer camp that was focused on physical fitness. I think what people think of as a fat camp, like a fat farm where like the kids are up every day pulling tires up hills. It wasn't like that at all.

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It was a very standard all American summer camp with fitness and diet just sort of at the forefront of meals and activities. And all my sisters went to support my older sister. And we ended up having like the most amazing time. We went back. I never went back to the old camp that I had originally went to. We went back every summer. It was the greatest experience of my life.

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Some of my best friends I still talk to to this day from camp. And so I know how it like sounds and looks to other people. But for me, it was just such a regular camp experience. But I also wasn't on the program. So for any of the summers that I spent at a weight loss camp, I was actually never struggling with my weight.

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So I would wear this special bracelet that just let everyone at the facility know like I'm not on the program. And then it turns out, you know, the second I left camp, I actually started to struggle with my weight and I really could have used a weight loss camp.

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Let me tell you, people who have never struggled with their weight, like are not people, not that there's anything wrong with them, but like they're not people I can relate to. I feel like struggling with your weight makes you such a real bitch. Like, can I curse on here? Like, I feel... people who have struggled with their weight, they know real struggle. They know being uncomfortable.

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Like I just feel I, when I meet someone and they've struggled with their weight, like I automatically know they're like, they're my type of person.

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Like you're serious, especially as a kid. Oh my God.

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Well, it's like you can't win. I used to get like so much, you know, backlash and messages like that I'm setting a bad example, that I live an unhealthy lifestyle. So then I take control of it and like I start changing my life and now I'm, you know, running diabetics over with a bus. Like you really can't win. So you just have to do what makes you happy.

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And going on that journey made me really happy. It was like the first time in my life where I ever felt in control of my weight. Like since I'm like – I started gaining weight in college. So since I'm 18, I – it was the craziest feeling. It was so foreign to me. And I think a lot of – especially girls who struggle with their weight may be able to relate to this. Like –

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I was always a confident person, even when, you know, I was struggling with my weight and I was always really happy in my own body. That was like something I really worked on. I think a lot of people let their weight control their lives, whether it comes to work or personal relationships. For me, I was never going to let it stand in my way, but that didn't mean that I didn't like that I liked it.

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Like I loved myself and I loved my life, but deep inside, I always wanted to be skinny. So when you're an overweight girl, like you wake up every day and you think about, like you look, you pass a mirror, you pass a window, you're thinking probably a hundred times a day about like the inevitable day when maybe one day you will be skinny. So Ozempic gave me that.

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Like, and to achieve a lifelong dream that you never think, and I know it sounds so dramatic, but to achieve a lifelong dream that you never think is going to come to fruition is the craziest feeling. And that's why, I really felt so compelled to share my journey because at the time when I shared, it was 2023, I think maybe around the end of the year. No, it was like the summer.

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There was so much negative stuff out there about Ozempic, like the Daily Mail. Every time somebody ended up in the ER with a headache, it was Ozempic's fault. And I just felt like everybody was being made fun of for being on Ozempic and no one was really talking about it. how life-changing it is.

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And especially as a girl who always wanted to be a mom, I was like, I can't ever get pregnant at this weight. I have to lose the weight before I can gain the weight. So it just gave me opportunities. It gave me a whole new life. And I felt so compelled to share because it bothered me how negative everything was about this journey. We were all supposed to feel shame.

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The amount of negative media representation, negative mentions of Ozempic was supposed to, I think, shame people into not doing it. And I was like, I don't feel like... And I think that's why Oprah did her special too. Her special was really powerful because she's somebody who's benefited enormously from it. And you don't hear those stories enough. And it makes me so sad.

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So ultimately, it was the best decision I ever made. Going on it and also sharing the journey. But at the time... I just wish people had given me like a little bit more space to process it, you know?

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Yeah, of course. So when it was first brought up to me by my plastic surgeon, I was like super intrigued. Then I spoke to like my primary care physician about it and both of them were really like down and excited and they wanted me to do it. So I felt really good like knowing that my doctors supported it. And that's why like I didn't share... from day one, because one, what if it didn't go well?

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Two, it doesn't work for some people. So I make this whole big thing, I'm going on this, and then I don't even lose the weight. Like there were so many factors at play. So I couldn't share from day one. And then when I started to drop significant weight, I was just then feeling embarrassed. that's why I didn't share.

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I was like, wow, I, my life got to a place where it was, where I'm so out of control. I need medication to get me to stop eating. Like, and that's what I loved about Oprah special was she really dived into like the illness, the disease of obesity and how it's like telling someone to stop eating is like telling a depressed person to just be happy. Like it's really not in our chemical compound. So,

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I felt like the whole journey I was learning about myself. I was learning about the disease. I was learning about the medication. And yeah, of course, I was worried about side effects. But after a couple of weeks when I had minimal nausea and it went away pretty fast, I felt like this was the right drug for me.

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Oh, well, I had lost the weight and I feel like I was on it for a year. And the first six months, I just kind of let the drug like do its thing. I didn't change my life at all. I was like still eating like crap. But that's how the drug works. You eat like crap, but you eat half. So I was losing weight.

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And then halfway through, I was like, okay, now that I've kind of gotten my life a little bit under control, let me actually try and change my life. So I... joined the gym. I got a trainer. I started working out. I started eating way healthier. So I did the journey like in two parts. One where I just kind of let the medication run me.

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And then where I used the medication as like a tool to change my life. And I really wanted to see if I could do it without. And I also knew that I had wanted to get pregnant sometime soon. And you have to be off the medication for a So I got off of it in December of 2023.

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I knew in the next year I'd wanted to get pregnant and I kind of wanted to put as much time between being off the drug and starting my journey. And I wanted to see like if I could keep up with my working out and my eating well regimen without the drug. And I was able to, and that's like one of the things I'm most proud of.

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So I feel like people don't like my answer because when I was like struggling with my self-image, I feel like I'm going to cry now. Sorry. So much of my confidence, I would say like all of it came from the fact that I had a husband or a boyfriend at the time, fiance, who loved me so much. And he thought I was like the greatest thing.

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And so if he thought it and look at him, like, I just, I love him so much. And so he thinks I'm so great. Like, That's not that you should get your confidence from a man, whatever. But, like, I did. Just to be loved so unequivocally by somebody who I think is so great, that gave me a lot of confidence. Like, he thought I was the best. He thought I was the smartest. He thought I was the prettiest.

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So, like, I was. Because his opinion is the only one that matters. But also, like, I look at him and I think of him as, like, so... charming, attractive, like who wouldn't want to marry him? And he likes me? Like, oh my God, I must be like the greatest thing ever. And I really feel like so much of my confidence.

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And it's so funny because he says that he gets confidence from me, which I feel like really happy that it's a two-way street. But having a relationship that I felt really solid about, but also with somebody who just loved me so much, really, it just made me believe like what he was saying. Do you know what I mean?

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No, but I will say visually, if you were to just compare me visually now and me visually then, I was very unhealthy. I had a lot of random medical issues that a 25-year-old girl shouldn't be having. So I agree with you that a lot of times we judge people's health based on their weight, and that's not the case for everyone. But to be clear, it was the case for me.

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Like I was not healthy. I did not walk to work. Like I was really like living a very inactive, unhealthy lifestyle. That's not the case for everyone you see who's overweight, but that was 1000% the case for me.

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Oh, bitch. Well, now I'm pregnant, so it's kind of reverted back, but so not pregnancy-wise. I just really lead my day with little pockets of activity. I think that going to meetings, going to work, I'm always being like, okay, I'll walk. I worked out before I got pregnant. I worked out three to five times a week.

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I would spend my weekends doing things that I enjoy whilst being active, like going for walks in the park with Ben, just making sure that I wasn't rotting in bed as much as I'm capable of, because I'm capable of a great deal of rotting. And then with meals, that's really where I probably struggled the most, but just... just trying to be a little bit more well-rounded.

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I feel like I eat like a six-year-old. And so I do, like I eat rice and chicken fingers. And so just changing sometimes to like brown rice and grilled chicken, you know, thinking a little bit more, but it's hard because I'm such a picky eater that, you know, I'm not going to be making bronzino on the weekends with like a tapenade, you know, that's never going to happen.

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I would say I don't feel, I really, I mean, I've been married for a hundred years and we decided to wait to have kids. And I think that because we made that choice, I am now not spending my pregnancy and, you know, hopefully the next year or two mourning a life. I feel like I lived life to the fullest and I really, really waited till I was ready.

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So the only thing I feel like I'm mourning is my body. Nobody talks enough about what it's like to lose significant weight and then get pregnant. I don't know how I feel about it. I don't have fully fleshed out thoughts. I'm struggling every single day. But no, I don't feel sad about a life left behind. I feel like...

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I lived every minute of my 20s, like on the edge of cliffs, going on trips, partying, like doing everything I wanted to do. And when I turned 30 over the summer, I was like, you know what, I'm done. Like I really feel, and that's what I'm so happy about. Because yeah, I like see my friends with kids and I'm like, oh, I do wish I had like, you know, joined them.

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But I feel so fulfilled in that one chapter of my life that I'm really ready to start the next chapter.

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Yeah, do less all the time. But then some of the biggest things were the biggest hits, like Vindication, remember?

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Well, so there was a period where he had, like, obviously just gotten the BBL and was, like, really into showing it off. Okay.

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And I don't know if he thought that, like, people weren't going to notice. Yeah.

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Right. It was so obvious that he had gotten one that the internet, like, clowned on him, and he leaned in. Oh, okay. And so I don't even think that one looks good. Yeah. But there are some surgeries, like, even, like, if you don't get a good one, like, it's still better, you know? Like, I think, like, fake boobs, like... Even I hate my boobs so much.

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Like even if I got like a bad boob job, like, oh, they're standing up on their own. I'm good.

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Like some like lips is very sensitive. Like you have to have them done well or else they look very bad. That's how I feel. I think a BBL, even the best BBL looks bad. A bad boob job. Like, all right.

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Are you asking me like if I think this person had a BBL?

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uh she totally had a baby yeah okay okay are you crazy and like hers is not um like in my opinion like a super well done one i texted you a name oh no i don't think let me actually look up a picture something you don't think there might just be fat injections yeah some people do that too i think that's like a subtle way no she definitely start out no she she hasn't okay yeah that's just i don't know that for a fact but i just feel like it's not the original

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They're different. So we didn't have that issue.

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Yes, I wouldn't make them smaller. Right, right, right.

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Yeah, my philosophy on plastic surgery for my body personally is to make everything smaller. Tits, ass, face, boobs, belly, ears, neck, like everything. Yeah, but that's my philosophy.

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right we've been through a lot like we didn't have that issue this morning which was actually really nice yeah they're able to keep like simple facts to keep their facts straight you know because they've got juggling a lot at once yeah like you know how many ounces how many diapers lots of bath like shop toastburgers.com it kind of just rolls off the tongue yeah so shout out to the mamas hope everyone gets what they want and you can pre-order and you know what i want jordan yes

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Well, I'm ready to dive in if you are. I have some harsh words for the Desperate Housewives reboot that everyone's talking about.

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Now, Jackie, as the resident diaper changer, can you let some of the swirlies who might not be familiar know what a blowout is and why Huggies having the blowout protection for sizes one and two is such a big deal?

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So it's like a number two without borders, basically.

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You know, Jackie and I do not gatekeep when we find things that we love. And right now we have been loving and living in Roback. Their stuff is super cute. It's comfortable. It's unbelievably soft. And yes, they just dropped something new. And we are, of course, obsessed as well. The era high rise shorts. These just launched. They're really good shorts. They're high rise. They're lightweight.

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They're super flattering. They've basically replaced every other pair of shorts that we own. If you like to walk, you know, run errands or like actually run, or if you're just looking for a pair of shorts to exist in, they're really that versatile.

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So if you live a super active lifestyle or you just like to wear workout clothes in the hopes that you might work out, but like you might not, ERA high-rise shorts is for you. Also, they just dropped their new color called Birdie Blue in the Sydney skort and the everyday active dress. It's super cute. So if you like tan legs, Birdie Blue, it's a match made in heaven.

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The skort is one of our favorites. It's super flattering, very sporty with built-in shorts and pockets. The waistband is double knit, so it sucks you in and it doesn't budge. And of course their everyday active dress, which is one of our favorites that we've talked about for months. If you haven't tried it, you're truly missing out. It's the perfect, I worked out, but still a cotton casual vibe.

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I get what I want. And this winter break, I want Jordan. I would literally only have Megan Fox on the podcast just to make her do that. Like, I think she would be some people's dream guest.

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No, it's Brandon Sklenar. On page six they have Brandon. You might think that because I say it all the time or because that's his name.

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Yeah, I don't know, I just have to change my whole outlook on life. Let's go Brendan. Brendan. It's because of the Sklonar. Yeah, no, visually, oratorially, and phonetically, Sklonar has the same exact vibe as Brendan.

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No, I'll try to call him Brandon Sklenar, but absolutely no promises.

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Crowds are crowded. These two are obviously friends. They're working on a project together. Maybe they just happen to get along or both really love country music.

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No, she wants to talk about like, you know, whatever it is that she's doing. I want to talk about Holiday in the Sun. I get what I want. And this is what I rank. I want Jordan. It's funny how we don't think of Megan Fox as like a child actress, even though like Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, Holiday in the Sun, she was probably like 16.

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Did you see the picture of her, like, holding up her ring finger?

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Yeah, but that's like really tough to like breach the conversation. Like we're in a loving relationship. I'm getting a dog. Like I don't trust you. I don't trust that this relationship is going full term, but I'd like a dog.

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Who wants it, yes. Sometimes it's like a true, genuine, like we're making a family, like people who act like they're having a kid. But then sometimes, yeah, it's like one of the people in the relationship wants a dog and they're like foisting it on the other person. It's situational. I trust Judge Judy implicitly.

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it is so obviously sydney sweeney has found herself in a situation like that and she's still tethered to jonathan divino vis-a-vis the dog and she wants to be with or they might like they might co-own a house too like like they were getting it married so like and they were together for quite some time so i i don't think it's so crazy that they saw each other i don't think it's them getting back together like by any means especially like once you go sklenar you can't go divino

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Sounds like a, um, injury attorney at like.

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Right. Um, I love this coupling. If, if that's what it is. I, they also like, there was a TikTok I saw. So they also like spent the weekend together. They like were on this party bus. Like I, I don't want to jump to conclusions that I don't want to get excited. Cause I have loved Brendan Slenar like long before all these other bitches did. Like I, I actually discovered him a thousand percent. Um,

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And everyone's now watching, like, the first season of 1923. But, like, I watched it, like, a million years ago for some reason. And I saw something in it.

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Literally. I saw something in him that nobody else did. He was just, like, some random guy. But to me, he wasn't. Like, to me, he was so much more than that. And I... Yeah, right. He was my everything once first. And... I feel very close and attached to him. And now he's getting super famous. He did the movie with Megan Fahey and Sidney Sweeney.

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Blake Lively. And so everybody thinks that they know Brendan Slinar. They don't know him the way that I... Now, granted, I did just learn his name. But I feel attached to him. And I actually really approve of this. And this is what I've wanted for Sidney Sweeney, right? This is what her career has been missing. as like this bombshell who popped on the scene. Everybody loves her.

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She's in a million movies. She's been missing that relationship to sort of go along and have your star rise. So I think this is fabulous.

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No, they're going to be completely fine. I also really like to see, like, so many celebs, almost equal amounts now, like, making news, doing things at Stagecoach versus Coachella. It used to be first week of Coachella, like, everyone was there, paparazzi, la, la, la. And then second week, like, nobody went. And then nobody cared about Stagecoach. But now, like, I saw a million videos.

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Yeah, but I don't even think of her like that. I just think of her as like a famous woman.

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I saw, like, Mila and Ashton at Stagecoach. I saw so many celebrities. All of a sudden, they were in my country. Right.

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But also, I don't think it has a lot to do with country. I think country is definitely more up and coming. But like that's what we were saying on Monday with our stagecoach recap. It's like the Lana Del Rey effect. A lot of them went for Lana.

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But, yes, but if you find it, because I saw, like, Mila and Ashton were at the Goo Goo Dolls.

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You can curate your day. You can. Like, the same way at any festival you would curate your day.

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Same, same. I'm also not, like, a festival goer. I feel like celebrities love festivals. Yeah. Like, I find festivals, like, I only, literally only have been to Stagecoach and Coachella. And I've had amazing times at both of them. But I don't, like, look forward to them. They're, like, they're journeys for me, you know?

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Yeah, but, like, that was in our hometown. We went for one concert and left. Like, that doesn't count.

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She still is, but a very talented young woman.

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We weren't, like, there all day festivaling.

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Just want to say, this is not a confirmation of a relationship, but I'm really hoping that it is.

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Yep. Just don't ever let's not get ahead of ourselves. Let's just let them do their thing.

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Like, I'm sorry, but we do. No, this is exactly the type of Meghan news I want to talk about because it's it's decently substantial. And when we've talked about her podcast up until this far, we have learned nothing about Meghan. Her personal life, her as a mom, her as a wife, her as a friend. And so now she's going on someone else's podcast to promote her own podcast.

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Because she was such a bitch in both movies. She was really typecast as the bully. She never played a nerd. And I couldn't help but wonder, was she like that in real life, or is she just that good of an actress?

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It's her friend, Jamie, who also is like the first female CEO at L'Oreal. She's the CEO of It Cosmetics. I didn't know any of this before. She has her own podcast and they did a pod swap because she's on Megan's podcast this week. Yes. But her conversation with Megan on her own podcast is much more interesting. It is.

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I think it was like related to her self-worth and how like that for so many years, like she's just always felt like she had to prove herself. The prove it. The prove it game. The prove it game. I had so many thoughts on this interview.

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Cringe. When she said this, like, this was seriously butt-clenching, like, cringe-worthy.

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I think so. My takeaway, I had so many like big thoughts from this.

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Big feelings. The thing is, is that this is not new. This actually is, I think, who Megan is, right? You think so? Yes, because I have a distinct memory and I remember when it happened, like- People for a while ate up everything she said. And I remember being like a hater in the corner, being like, that's really cringe.

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Remember when she said like her and Harry don't watch TV and like their nighttime routine is doing a little Duolingo before bed, learning a new language. And people were like, oh, thank you. And I just remember being like, are you fucking serious? Like get a TV. You live in America. Like. And so she's been like this always.

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Now people just hate her and they like taking clips and they're like clowning on her. I just want to say she's nothing if not consistent. This is how she has always been. And now people like being having their eyes opened, being like, who talks like this? Some of us have been having those thoughts for a while. I just want to say now nothing she said was like harmful or bad.

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She's just really, really cringy. And I don't know if she sees herself that. Like, it lacked a little, like, a self-awareness.

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Well, that's why she's not coming on the podcast.

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And, like, get things done. I don't know. And she's busy. She's, like, a business owner, podcast mother.

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She's busy. I also had a lot of thoughts on the host. Like I found her annoying.

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Yeah. And she just couldn't believe the opportunity.

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She was just like, yeah. Like every time Megan talked. But they're like best friends. I was getting the vibe that they're best friends. I was getting the vibe too. But I feel like Megan, everyone she's like bringing into her orbit on the show, on the podcast. I think she wants us to think like is her close personal friend.

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You will love it. You will hate it. Literally. So funny, I was like sweeping yesterday. I've been like sweeping really crazy and people are like, oh, she's nesting. No.

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So when Mindy Kaling went on, I was like, oh, they're friends. And then Mindy Kaling went on The View and was talking. And it was just giving a sense of distance. She was so excited to be on it and honored to be. And she loves Megan. And they've seen each other a couple of times. But they're not chit-chatting.

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I saw a device. It's like a wire, it's like a coil almost and you put it in the peanut butter and you just like sort of churn it and it mixes the whole thing together.

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No. But I just thought that was so real.

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So the thing is with Megan, at this point, she's not winning anyone new over, right? There are people who just love her and there are people who recently have decided that they fucking hate her. And I almost, I like, I don't know.

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I don't know what the, if I'm trying to like give her advice, like I don't know how to advise her because when she opens her mouth, she's like seriously indefensibly insufferable.

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Like, no, nesting like implies that you used to not be this way. Like I've always been this way.

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That's what I've been thinking. I was actually thinking about that last night. And that was another thought I had when I saw this podcast. I'm like, man, she's everywhere. Like the jam, the show, the podcast, now this. And I'm like, where the fuck is her annoying ass ugly husband? And it's like, well, he was up our asses for two whole years with his three books.

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So it's like they take turns being like public stars. like taking public spankings just to pay their bills.

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Yeah. But so much of what's interesting about them is their personal lives. Harry specifically like the drama with his family.

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But Jackie, they don't have other things. That's what I'm saying. Their point of interest.

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Not enough to pay and live in Montecito.

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Correct. Thank you. You made my point even further.

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I they have to rely on their personal lives for content, whether it's a documentary, a book, a TV show. It's getting a little old and they're not like deeply interesting or funny on camera. Maybe they are in their personal lives, but it's not translating and it's a real issue for them because they're running out of places to do it.

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I guess I'm only in turbo sweeper mode because I have a deadline, right? Like once the baby comes, like I'm not gonna be able to be sweeping all the time. So I gotta get all my sweeping done for the next couple of months.

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She is an excellent actress. I discovered that on Suits. Like she was really. And I don't think she's like her character. Like I think it was a role. Like she really had to act differently. I do think going back to acting is a great call. There's a new Suits.

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I feel that this isn't so misleading because when I heard it, I was like, okay, they've said that all the women are down and Eva Longoria has always said like it's, we'll do it. You have to get Mark Cherry to agree to do it. Like, And now I saw this headline. I'm like, oh, so I guess Mark Cherry's on board. Maybe they're going to.

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And not one single person or production company or whatever from the original show is involved. So how I don't know if this is like off brand Desperate Housewives.

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It's my version of nesting, but people are like, how sweet, she's nesting. You should see me. Like seriously throwing everything away. I did my kitchen yesterday, which I've already done actually. This is the second round. Your second pass. Sweep nesting. When I first found out I was pregnant, I was like, Ben, let's sweep the kitchen. And we did. And now it's like back to normal.

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She's like a radical, crazy person. I completely agree. And even beyond Marsha Cross's like craziness, I don't want a Desperate Housewives. And I'm the biggest fan of the show. I just watched it again for like the fifth time in my life. I watched it live. It is a show that raised me. It is, It needs to not be touched. Let sleeping dogs lie.

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The reboot is not going to be good, even if everyone was involved. Stop it.

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They were 40 and now they're 60. Narratively, the show can go on. Except if you watch towards the end, it wasn't good anymore. All the women did move off the lane. Yes, they could move back for sure. Not a big deal. But it ran its course and it was good. Why can't it just be good?

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Because you can always just live on a street.

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I also don't know if Felicity Huffman is, like, doing active roles. I think she's, like, over that life.

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No, the only one who's, like, clean and good to go is Eva Longoria, and she gets asked about it all the time, and she's like, yeah, sure, I'll do it.

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At the end of the show, Vanessa Williams was a housewife, Renee Perry. She was like the last two, three seasons. She was an excellent addition. And I would love to have her back. I would consider her, she's not one of the OG four, but if they brought it back, she should be there.

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It was a perfect show, yes. Mark Cherry, all the writers, like, it was the best of the best, but it was also just sometimes you hit it, right? And it's a perfect casting, perfect everything. It's not going to happen. And I'm so over this reboot. Like, stop...

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desecrating the legacy of great shows yeah also Kerry Washington's involved on the production side unclear if she would be in the show I do think that if she were in the show like that wouldn't be good I don't I'm not familiar so much with her production work you know I think she does a little like she similar to like how Reese Witherspoon does it on like the biggest and best scale and a lot of actresses have their own production companies and like hire I don't know a lot of Kerry Washington's behind the scenes work look Kerry Washington productions

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I feel, no, Little Fires Everywhere was definitely Hello Sunshine.

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So I made like a little, I actually made it really nice. Like you guys, I should like really start one of those like organizational pages. Like I really could do it. You should. I made different cabinets for like different people. Like Ben has a cabinet. Romeo now has a cabinet. Rodeo. He has half a cabinet. Like he has a lot of things. What does he need?

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Okay. But Kerry Washington does come from, like, a very, very prestigious, successful, long-running ABC show, just like Desperate Housewives, Scandal. She obviously wasn't, like, a writer. She was just the actress. It was Shonda. Shondaland production. But... There is like the ABC overlap. I don't know. I just, I'm not interested.

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I just want to say, I'm not going to watch this. I'm not going to support. I love the show, and even decent reboots, whatever you want to call them, they never do what they need to do.

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I completely agree. Let sleeping dogs lie. Leave Wisteria Lane alone.

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It's probably like a new venture for her.

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Yeah, unfortunately, it's going to be like as the I feel I am the chairman of the Desperate Housewives fan club. And we are extremely like protective of the of the brand. And I'm saying no.

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She seems like a very healed and therapied person that, I mean, nobody can really withstand such global mockery. But she seems to be taking it as well as one could.

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Well, first of all, you know, he's a brand ambassador, Romeo. He's kind of the face of a brand called Wagwell, which is like a pet wellness company. And so he has a lot of his supplements from them. He's his father's son. He is like a businessman. So he needed like a specific, but he doesn't get a whole cabinet. He is a dog. So he got half a cabinet. And then my dry goods got the other half.

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So it seems like, you know, she's doing these shows, by the way. There are people there. Like, she has a lot of fans. So the fact that she's choosing to just lean into that, I think, is a very healthy mindset. And just like, this is not for the internet. It's for the kitty cats. It's for our universe. I don't know how one deals with this, but she seems to be doing well.

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100%, like a healthy dose of delusion is really, in a situation like this, medical medicinal.

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Because it provides a layer of protection.

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She does have a very fulfilled personal life.

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I feel weird about like keeping dog things with human things. But like in New York City, you just can't be so particular. Yeah. I understand. And he was really like loving. He said, mom, this is nice. And I forget, I buy so many nice things for him.

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I just love everything from Skims. I really love the Fits Everybody collection, but really everything I've gotten from there, pregnancy, before pregnancy, I just have a lot of needs, especially bra-wise. We both have really big boobs. Jackie is breastfed. I've lost a lot of weight, so your boobs just go through a lot, and you need a bra that can support it, and you need size variations.

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That's one of the biggest things about Skims. I think they have like 60 bra sizes. They also do half sizes. Sizing is, I believe it was Garrett Hedlund who said, sizing is everything.

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And it feels so good to make a salad, right? You're like, oh, I am the beacon of health. Everybody's looking at me. But making a salad is so much work, especially if you like it really chopped with lots of ingredients. And then obviously salad in a bag is a great option. But I think we've been conditioned and over the years we're like salad in a bag. It's brown. It's gross.

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No, Taylor Farms is out here like reinventing the salad in a bag.

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It's so true. Their salad flavors, like, they have really fun, like, different style salads. I'm boring. I like the Caesar. You know me.

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You could dress it up. You could dress it down.

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Oh. I like that I thought of somebody who hasn't been on Bravo in three years.

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It's on the floor. And then I got him like a Parchee wicker basket. To put all of his, you know, it's allergy season, so he has his allergy and itch supplements.

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I think that Brittany also could have and should have deserved a one-on-one.

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Being like, now that you're not with Jax anymore, and he was obviously the problem, have you and Stassi reconciled? And I thought for sure the answer was going to be yes.

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He's been taking his echinacea. Romeo's an extremely well dog, you know? I don't know what, like, whatever the opposite is. Like, that's what Theo was. Like, we seriously, like, we were just like, you want some food? Here you go. No, Romeo has, like, a regimen. He has a cabinet now. Ben has a cabinet. And I'm working on clearing out one whole cabinet.

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Well, you know, this is a person who we've now realized like is an addict. And when you have all these different substances coursing through your veins, honestly, usually affects your ability to hold an erection and such.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah, and I don't think sex addicts are like particularly good at sex. They're here for a good time, not a long time.

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I love this. I know she has been holding back so much for so many years, and she still maintains a level of respect because it is Cruz's dad.

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But she doesn't feel this enormous responsibility to protect him as Cruz's dad, which I actually like because I find that annoying when people do it.

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It's in her best interest, too, because it helps ultimately provide for her family.

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I feel like everybody moved on far too quickly from the fact that she had to move out of the house with Cruz. It is seriously diabolical. And she still pays for her half of the house.

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Um, I just fucking hate Jesse. Like I hate him so much, even though it sounds like he has like, like legit reason to believe that Michelle was unfaithful to him during their marriage. Like I literally don't give a fuck. Like I don't, I think he's evil. I hate him. Um, when he got caught for saying that thing in the group chat, which I need to talk about the loser, he asked group chat in a second.

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So by the time I, God willing, God willing, God willing, get back from the hospital, I have an empty cabinet in the kitchen. Now, it's a cabinet that I need to empty full of Ben's crap. We have a meat grinder.

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Um, And his thing was like, it's a joke. Like, oh my God, you're such a fucking loser, bro. Like, I literally hate you. Like, I hate everything about you. Being like, we were trying to see who the mole was. The mole, nobody fucking cares about you. Like, I hate you. And I'm not even like such a ride or die for Michelle. I just, you can't help but feel so bad for her.

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Like I literally don't care. Like I don't fucking care.

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And I'm sorry. Kristen Doty is so wrong for, like, her team Jesse. She's got to stop with that shit.

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Like, I'm sorry. Girl, that is not the vibe. Like, and when – then Michelle, like, kind of lost me and she's, like, running around the party being like, let's think of a – No.

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like that's your response to right to this heinous accusation it's so lame it's so childish and like you know what even though yes we know production's paying for the house but it is being positioned on the show is like jesse's trip jesse's house jesse's rental like you can't kick him out like it was just a bad call like it was very losery and then it was like very high school and jasmine was like i'm not voting for you and she just like immediately broke down like she's just so fragile like it's hard to root for someone like that who's like i know she's like no

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Yeah. Now, I was excited because we were getting more of my two favorites, which is Danny and Michelle. Danny and Nia?

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And then I wish we didn't get it because I learned something that I didn't like, which is that he doesn't have a drinking problem, but he's like a very bad drunk. He doesn't drink a lot. And when he does, it's like Armageddon. And he was very inappropriate with two women like, oh, that I have to grapple with this now. Like, are you fucking kidding me? I was so upset.

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Okay. But I feel as though we're past the cool. I don't know.

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Can we talk about Jason? Thank you for bringing it up. First of all, him having an Android. Janet stopping him in the doorway being like, you're a good man for doing that. Dropping jocks. I actually couldn't. I wanted to die.

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He's so deeply uninteresting, yeah. And when people say Jason, I'm like, wait, wait, wait, who's Jason, who's Jason, who's Jason?

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I literally forget. I'm like, no, it's Jesse, Danny. I'm like, who the fuck is Jason? Mr. Janet. Mr. Janet. He was just like...

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And this group chat that they say is, like, 30 people, but, like, they want it to be super private, and there's a mole in there. Like, who do these people think that they are?

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I've also got my eye on his Ninja Creamy. It's gotta go. It's huge. We don't make our own ice cream. And I'm sorry. I think it's time for Goodwill, another family, to start making their own ice cream.

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No, like, Jaxia is a leak-worthy person. Like, people are gonna, like, send in things about him to, like, Bravo accounts or whatever. Like, Jesse? Nobody cares.

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kind of incongruous part because it existed in the group chat not on the show and Danny brought it on the show and told Luke and was like mad that he told Brittany but like you you told Luke and now it's it's out there doesn't matter what Luke does with it it's on the show now but you felt Luke would not say anything and then what at the reunion we'd all be like hey remember that time you said that so again I asked like stupid or wanted to get the show rolling

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That's what I mean. It was like a bad episode for Danny. Like I'm casting doubts on his PJOM-ness.

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I'm really worried that he's not. I'm really worried.

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Yeah. But... It doesn't seem like he has a problem. Some people just don't mix well with alcohol.

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Also... Zach. Benji. Benji wasn't in this episode, thankfully.

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But like him showing up to get ready for the party and like not going the most loser, not invited even.

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And can you explain to me why Kristen feels she's owed an apology from Janet? For the podcast thing?

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And what she said on the podcast was that, you know, referencing these people being like Kristen and Zach didn't care if my pregnancy went full term.

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Which I guess like Kristen did not say. Zach did.

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Like Brittany has at least condemned him for it.

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Nobody's holding Brittany accountable for what Zach said, even though they're best friends.

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And it's so much more than like being invited to the event. It's like grasping onto relevance in the show.

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And so it's like you're not invited and you're already kind of like hanging on by a thread with your Benji storyline. And now like things are getting thrown through a loop even more.

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Agreed, and I am okay with that because I'm a podcaster.

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A protein smoothie. Maybe for his birthday. Oh, his birthday is coming up. What's his birthday? It's December. We have time. What are you going to get him? A Ninja Creamy. We already have one. No, I'm just, I keep waiting for Ben. One of Ben's running jokes about my sweeping. He actually hates that like, he'll need something and it was thrown away six months ago, right? Mm-hmm.

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So I'm trying to be better with that. But like with each day that passes, I've just started like throwing things out. And he doesn't notice.

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But why do you need meat grinder? Like we have the most amazing kosher grocer.

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What meat would you need to be ground? Chicken, beef? We can buy it.

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Don't forget, I would say everything once first.

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Luke Combs can have a meat grinder at his house, okay, at his palace. Me in my apartment with my husband, who literally has never shot a gun in his life, like, we don't need it.

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And I feel like if I was in the process of the meat being ground, I would not be able to eat it.

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I have seen it, but obviously it had an impact on you.

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I love cleaning. This is a bonus of pregnancy. I feel like I talk a lot about the thorns, not about the roses. And one of the roses is it's become totally acceptable for me to be my sweeper self. And I love just the urge I get to just throw things out.

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I was once his every, like, what does a TikTok sound?

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Okay, I have heard fertility acupuncture is like really amazing. And I do have a lot of thoughts on The Valley and I will save them. But I was kind of shook at something I found out on last night's episode.

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Maybe it's because I have a lack of context, but someone I thought I knew turned out to be something entirely different.

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First once? Stupid. I was once, and don't you forget, I was, whatever, it's from a movie. I think it's Julia Roberts, classic.

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Okay, okay, so we'll talk about it in the recap, but, like, that was enormously disappointing, to be honest.

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What else do you want to chit-chat about on this Pargy Wednesday morning? It is so gorgeous out in New York City. I can't believe I'm sitting inside. Like, it's so Pargy.

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Yes, except, like, because we went to school in the city, it, like, wasn't as much of a thing as it is, I think, in other schools. Yeah.

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No, I'm talking about like high school in the city.

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We didn't because like if you're on like a high school campus, like yeah, sure, let's go sit out and buy the tree. But we'd have to like get field trip permission slips.

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It wasn't a thing. That's like kind of something not enough people talk about, kind of a downside of going to school in a major city.

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I don't really think much about Gen Z. I think there was a time period where I was like really obsessed with getting them to be like into me and think I'm cool and skinny and pretty. And now like, I don't know if it's the culture's moved on from being obsessed with Gen Z or I just personally have. It definitely had the Osama of it all like definitely helped.

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Like not only am I not interested, not only am I not interested in what they think of me, us and our show, like I actually don't want them here unless they're sound of mind individuals.

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Yeah, like, welcome. Nobody cares about you. We were all, you know, everything once first.

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Yeah, we were all special. And how you act at the top is really interesting because we're going to see you on the way down, bitch.

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I don't identify with those characteristics.

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You actually can't put me in a generation. I am transgenerational.

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And we're not talking about anybody who listens to this show either.

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That's how I feel about my looks. Like I am a timeless beauty. Like I think that if you were you to drop me in any century, I could like adapt. I'd wear the clothes I'd fit in and I would be considered like a beautiful woman in any generation.

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Right. And so I feel comfortable knowing like, yes, I have Botox and things, but I have maintained a face that could thrive in any millennia.

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No, no. And if they did, they would have looked like old maiden looks. People would point at them and be like, that's an alien. Like if you showed up with your big ass lips and like a BBL.

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They would point at you on the reservoir during like the daily walks and being like, who's that?

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Yeah, right. And the corsets. That was the look back then.

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No. Have you ever seen like the BBL recovery videos where like you sit literally in a colostomy bag that like collects blood? It's probably one of the most severe recoveries. You have to like lay on your stomach for days at a time. You're in this like girdle that has like bags attached to collect like fluids. It's absolutely brutal. And I think more often than not, you look like clowns.

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And the thing is, mamas are capable because we didn't have the usual issue where everybody heads to ShopChanel.com, you know? That happens a lot when we do merch launches. People see and their immediate thought is to go to Hermes.com or ShopChanel.com. And it's so confusing because our website's actually ShopToastMerch.com. And I know how confusing that can be. But moms are built tough.

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Like even a really good BBL – It's like, we're not buying it. You have this huge ass, tiny waist and tiny thighs. Like where is gravity in, in all of this?

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No. Um, I think a good example of like a BBL that like, like James Charles. No, no. Like James Charles, right? This is obviously, there's like a, like, yes. Okay. It's not confirmed, but like, he showed up with a big fat ass. Yeah. Like, Where did you get this big fat ass? We couldn't help but wonder. And he has a seemingly normal body otherwise.

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Like there's nothing that would indicate this person has like big hips and a big ass. He has a very normal waist, very normal thighs, and just like this big ass. And it doesn't make sense. Like we know how bodies work. And so I think that even a really good BBL, and I'm sure he went to the best of the best, I think even a good one looks bad.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Like my worst nightmare is someone being like, oh, do you know that girl, Claudia? Yeah, her breath kind of stinks. Like, oh my God, if anybody ever said that to me, like about me behind my back, just know like that would be the end for me. And I'm also really conscious of other people's breath. Like even my husband, whom I love and adore.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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And I want to say, two parts of me, I'm like, obviously I'm like a gossip girl, like, you know, drama mongering. So I wanted like the tea. So I was like a little disappointed because it was kind of like a nothing burger.

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But I'm also thrilled that like she wasn't in a worse situation than we, like, and maybe like the internet, I don't know how we got to this place where we thought it was going to be so crazy. Maybe because his post was so fucking bizarre. He kind of like played himself into making this a big story and like making himself the villain. So I'm glad that it wasn't that. But how did we get here?

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Yeah, we're kind of like two published authors. A lot of people don't know that either.

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We're like, I don't know what I thought she was going to say. But I was just like, oh.

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Should we hump the new furniture like you had suggested?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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And by the way, at the time, I didn't think it was so crazy. Obviously, they had their like big scandal. But also at the time when The Bachelor was like really popular, it was kind of this annoying thing that like these couples who like really had a lot of potential but didn't want to get engaged would have to like break up. The proposal became this almost like burden in the franchise.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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So the fact that they were able to like find a roundabout way to like still be together and like have a normal relationship and we figured they would get engaged in like a year. I actually thought that was a kind of nice for them. Obviously, the circumstances that brought them there were terrible.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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The Southern Bell. Southern. What are those parties called? Old South Party. Oh yeah. Right. Right. Right.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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I feel like I really don't talk about my beauty or my charm as often as I should, given how much beauty and charm I have.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Like they were deeply in love. Yeah.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Like a woman is always on a pedestal. Like, yeah, no, but like, it's fine.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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And she was like this villain who everyone was like, she's undeserving of him. Yeah.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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As if getting canceled isn't the worst fucking thing on the planet. Then your man leaves you.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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That's what kids these days call affirmations. This is me in the mirror every morning. I am beautiful. I am stunning. I am wickedly talented. I am beautiful. I am stunning. I am wickedly talented. And let me tell you that shit works.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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It doesn't matter. Right, so the restaurant thing, I think everybody's talking about. And it's like, well, Matt's the villain because he made her feel bad. Even though she's expressly said like, I was so insecure. Yes. It was me.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Yes, I've seen a lot of like.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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I also think when you compare it to other like successful bachelor couples where the male is the lead, you know, going into the real world and then becoming public figures is just like a part of your job. And I feel like it was very much kind of like the match show. And even when the male is the lead, like male reality stars, they do sort of like fizzle.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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And naturally like the girl becomes like, you know, a big influencer. Yeah. And she did sort of, but like it was very much the match show. And I also, I just, I think is what you're saying. It's like reflective of the, the, the dynamic of their relationship.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Yeah. We know like Matt's things, right? Like food and fitness, Lululemon. What are her, what is Rachel like?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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refrain from using those terms because they start to lose their meaning. When everybody who's not the best boyfriend ever is an abuser, then there are people who actually abuse and you're like, oh wait, no, this is abuse.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Right, a christening of sorts.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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To be honest, I had heard once that she was a toaster. Yeah, no. I think she told me that.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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future partner now is that- Which by the way was the undercurrent of their entire relationship with each year that went by. We were like, why aren't these people who are so deeply in love Getting engaged.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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That's like the real tragedy and the saddest part of this. Cause you see her, she's such a nice girl. And all she wanted was like to love and be loved. And he made it so hard. Like that was the real takeaway. It's like, he's not a bad person. He's just like kind of a, not a good boyfriend. And he's very specific type of person.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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And they certainly weren't like a person, like a love language kind of match. But she's just somebody who really wanted, I think asked for very little and received even less in return. Yeah. That's what's really sad.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Yeah, I don't know if she still keeps up every day. And we are going to talk about her interview on Call Her Daddy. There's actually a lot to talk about today. I watched The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills last night. Well, actually, I watched it this morning, as did you. Rachel, you're saying Kirkconnell. Kirkconnell.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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young beautiful girl full of potential to like sort of waste away under your care you knew you knew you have your own issues like four years to steal from a woman it's actually a crime like it should it should be punishable by jail like it's one of the worst things you can do to someone especially somebody who's been vocal about wanting to get married and have kids like in a perfect world we could all take our time but that's not how science works like

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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We all are on our own journeys and our own clocks. And like to really steal that from a young woman is it's to me. And I don't see people talking about this. Like that's his biggest crime. That's what he's most guilty of jail.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Like that's the story. I also, I also feel like because it's so fresh, like it's great that we got the tea in a matter of days, but like things like this really require time to heal.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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I feel like you could tell in a lot of the things that she was saying, like still very much like wanting people to think well of him and not wanting to like drag him, which is a really lovely thing to do for somebody you loved for so long. Um, and it's nice to see, but I do think like if there was more there, well, we would not get it at this stage.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Like it was almost too soon to do like a big tell-all because you're still very much like in a phase of mourning. You haven't even remotely started healing yet.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Yeah, that's like this is like one of the situations where like once she's on the other side of it and she ends up in like a good relationship, which I have faith that she will. She will. It'll really be such a.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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stark difference like she will see what it's like to be loved by somebody like without conditions without time limits with just like open and hopefully that's the type of relationship she'll find herself in and that I feel like for so many girls when they get out of those relationships where they're just not being treated like the queens that they need to be and it's not until somebody really treats them so normally and well that you realize how bad you had it yeah you've just come to sort of expect this type of treatment

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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I say Kirkconnell, and I just feel like it's right.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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I think. miserable experience.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Do you know how many meals I've been to looking like a rat? Like what if I don't want to film?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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And by the way, I'm literally married to the most annoying food content creator on the planet. But like there are rules. Right. It seems like she just had no say. Like he was very much in control of every part of the relationship.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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And by the way, some people like being in relationships like that where there's very much like a person in control, person making decisions, whether it's the man or the woman. Some people really do like that. And some people find comfort in not having to like, you know, think about a million things. Like, yeah, he booked the flights. Like some people like that.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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And it seems like that's the type of partner he was. And if he had given her just like a little bit more respect and like love, she would have been OK with it. She just loved him so much.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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It's kind of like a very normal name.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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They entered into, like, the full part of their relationship after the breakup on TV, like, in just a really bad spot. So, like, they got off on the really – like, a bad foot. Yeah. And they never corrected it.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Let me put on my favorite song, Fat, Juicy, Wet by Bruno Mars.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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No, a lot of people are just like surmising that from her performance on the interview. You just, you read people and she's not reading as somebody who's like overly confident or she's reading as somebody who's very sensitive and very self-spoken and has sort of been I don't like to use this phrase, but like beaten down a little bit into like this sort of shell of a person.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Richayel Kirkainal. Thousand percent. I think that A- Because now you're looking at letters differently when you're reading her name.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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That's the takeaway, I think.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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With the wind, yeah, it's so true.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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They talked about Taylor a lot on this episode of New Heights.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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And you would do it too. I don't know if, like, if you had asked me, do I think Taylor listens to every episode? I think I would have said yes. Like, she seems like that type of partner. Like, really supportive. Yeah.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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But she's also busy. Like, who has the time?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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That's not true. That's not true.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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We're both, first of all, wearing white pants, which is just crazy for both of us. I guess neither of us are on our periods. Um, but you were also wearing my pants and I think we should talk about the thievery that occurred.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Let's not forget Taylor and I are in different boats. You know, she's trying to get engaged. I got it. Like I'm chill. I guess maybe if Ben had like started a podcast while we were dating, I would listen. Yeah. For like, first of all, it's a good insight into like, you know, oh, he's talking about this movie he likes. I could be like, oh, I love that movie too. Oh, It's like a cheat sheet.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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You take every crumb. We just had dinner with Ben's parents and they love the good guys. They listen every week and they're always bringing up, like, that was so funny when Josh said this. And let me tell you, I have no idea what they're talking about. I literally, I was at dinner the other night, I was just like, oh my God, that was so funny. I just nod my head.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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And nobody asked, I know Ben knows that I don't listen, but I think his parents really sweetly assume that I probably do. And they're like, how funny was that? I'm like, they are so hysterical, those good guys. I'm just actually playing a part. That is so funny.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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And yes, I haven't listened probably since like the, when they first started releasing, I would like listen, just make sure they weren't saying anything crazy. And then they got like a good, so now I don't need to listen. Like they're fly butterfly.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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She reads a lot of books, too. Because I think she also, like, got to a point in her life where she didn't want to only write music about her own life. So she started referencing, like, great novels and movies and TV shows. Like, everybody knows Death by a Thousand Cuts is about that random movie with Gina Rodriguez on Netflix. It was actually really – oh, no, Clean. Excuse me.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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By the way, I've never heard that. Now I need to, okay.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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I don't know. Maybe it was ego swinging. Maybe it was her. They didn't have any infidelity. Oh, you're not like Googling, is this about this? No. All that bloodshed, crimson clover, uh-huh, sweet dream was over. My hand was the one you reached for all throughout the Great War. Always remember tears on the letter. I vowed not to cry anymore if we survived the Great War.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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No, there are definitely parts of it.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Oh, I Googled Great War Downton Abbey, not realizing Great War is also a thing.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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In the Downton Abbey Reddit, Great War from Taylor Swift's Midnight is allegedly inspired by Matthew and Mary. Is there a source to confirm this? Wait, seriously? People are just like questioning it. So you didn't make it up because I'm seeing it elsewhere. It's definitely swirling. I love that. I could see it.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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That's a theory. I like it. Me too. No, you could definitely tell like sometimes I'm like, oh, I read this book when you're listening. She totally reads like the swirly books.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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I wonder what else she's clicking around on.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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I mean, I don't know how you can miss us. We do so many fucking episodes.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Or unless like Travis like puts it on like a... Like a video file and just sends it to her. Like she doesn't actually open the app store.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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No, and by the way, to be clear, she's watching it. Like let's be real on YouTube.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Yeah. Do you think Taylor like pays for Spotify? She gets a free account. Like how does that work? Interesting. When you bring billions of streams, do they actually make you subscribe? Yeah.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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It's Charlie from Cheaper by the Dozen.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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I missed that small but vital detail.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Wait, Y-R-E-K-A? Yeah. Eureka, I would, yeah.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Also, I'm like, obviously I'm never one to, you know, try and help someone in a DUI, but like he was in the parking lot. So did he go anywhere?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Maybe they pulled him over in the parking lot. Yeah.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Cause it sounds like he hadn't like had the, yet to drive under the influence.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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By the way, what is it? Just one Arby's in the middle of nowhere? Maybe there were like other facilities, a liquor store, a bar. Yeah.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Chili's. Where do you think, by the way, I found out a fun fact this morning. Where do you think Chili's originated? Like if you had to guess what U.S. city was. Houston. It's actually an amazing guess. It's Dallas. Oh, wow. I know. I just didn't know that. I deserve points. I don't know what I would have said. What would you have said? I don't know. I feel like it was started in an airport.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Yeah, just a fun fact I saw on Facebook.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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I'm like constantly getting targeted with like the most turnt AI news. Like it's like Bravo AI generated news. Me too. It's all these like clickbait things about Paige and Craig.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Oh, wait. Back to Smallville? Can we just talk about it really quickly?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Shame on you, obviously. But, like, could this be more cliche? Like, not only... You played Charlie. What was our last name in the movie? Like, he was Charlie... Yeah, Charlie Chaplin. He had, like, such a classic American name. Right.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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let me see the family name baker baker charlie baker like he was just this all-american football star he was so fucking hot and then he also had this career as the smallville guy which we never watched but he was like this young heartthrob playing like a neighborhood kid who becomes like superman or whatever and for like him to end up in a dui like it's seriously a tale as old as time like be a little less cliche charlie baker honestly yeah but it's cliche for a reason right

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Yeah, I wouldn't say that they're like the most flattering pants I ever bought, which is why I like didn't give you a hard time when I saw you were like rifling through my things. But they're pants, you know, sometimes you just need pants.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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So it's HGTV at its best, you know, stunning transformations, competitive banter, but also some deeply raw and at times uncomfortable personal moments. So it's not all glamour. It's really real and really captivating. We're going to see Christina and her... This moment went viral. I don't know if you guys saw it.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Christina and her now ex-husband, Josh Hall, they were still married at the time, having this like literally terrible exchange in a car. It was so awkward. And then Christina goes and like tells Tariq about it. Like it's very layered, these people. So... We have all the drama, but also the heart of the series. Their design chops, eye for style, and did we mention guest appearances?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Each week, notable celebrities like Amanza Smith from Selling Sunset, Heather Dubrow from Orange County Housewives are showing up, and the most surprising, Christina's second husband, Ant Anstead, who's just one of our favorite people to talk about, he will be on the show as well, and all these guests will be judging the competitions to determine the best weekly win.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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So mark your calendars, get ready for the flip off. It's must watch TV and the reunion of Tarek and Christina is just the cherry on top. Tune into the premiere Wednesday, January 29th. That's tonight at eight, seven central and see who wins in the first of its kind competition. You don't want to miss. Today's episode is also brought to you by Fae Nutrition.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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You know, I happen to agree with her, but I don't know if it's specific to period pieces. First of all, like, if you're going to be an actor who emotes and your face doesn't move, that's just beyond, you know, contradictory. Oh, well, that's a separate issue. But I hear what she's saying. I hear what she's saying.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Like, in the modern world, like, we look different than women in the 30s did, and that's because a lot of us do preventative Botox, filler. Now, I think there is a way in which you can look at someone and say, oh, my God, they have a ton of filler and Botox. And then you can look at someone and be like, oh, I didn't realize. And they could have it.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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So yes, first hump day, first Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recap. A lot of firsts happening on this beautiful Wednesday in our gargi-pargi new studios. As always, this is week one, a work in progress. Tweaks are still being made. I love that we have so many audio and video technicians who listen to our show. Um, and suddenly everyone's a critic, you know?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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So I think the other thing her blanket statement applies here, because some actors like have it and we wouldn't even know, you know, maybe like a little bit of lip filler. That's allowed. But I agree, like having these sort of like Instagram model looking people being in a Downton Abbey like is confusing.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Right. I wonder what this girl, exactly what show she was referencing.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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They had some makeup. Right. But then it's also like on the costume department to find those things. Like when you think about Game of Thrones, I remember when there was that one water bottle in the background of Game of Thrones and everybody talked about it. Like that's how committed the show was to being like super authentic to like medieval times or whatever. You didn't see any of that shit.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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It was natural titties, you know, uh, hair that looked, it was long because not of extensions. Cause like girls didn't cut their hair back then. Like it was very authentic, true to the time.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Yeah, that's true. I don't think they're trying to be, like, completely, you know, London 1800s or whatever it is, like, authentic.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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No, the titties is a really good point.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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You know, everybody was drooping low like back in the day.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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And I think it could be good for women in Hollywood to not have to keep up with this impossible standard.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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thousand percent from the shackles of beauty standards.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Uh, but we, you know, we're making updates every day. I've had some more soundproofing done. So just to know, like we, we know like there's still things to be done. Like you have to shut down our phases.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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That's one of my favorite things is like all these like random like history accounts that either like through AI or like restore old video footage to see what people on the street looked like. And when you take the elevator in one of these old buildings in New York, you get to like, as you go up, you see what New York looks like on this particular street as the time evolves.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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And you see people too. And like literally like girlies like were different looking.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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What's that? I feel like we've had this conversation too about a lot of, I don't think suffered from acne. Like the, not only the air was cleaner, but like the, they weren't putting so much shit on their face. Chemicals.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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So what? Listen up. Wow, I didn't know they were having these types of conversations on TikTok. I'm obviously on the wrong side of TikTok because my TikTok is like brain dead. I've never heard like anybody having like good intellectual conversations. That's on me though. That's on my algorithm.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Right, sure. Excuses, excuses.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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I wonder if people with Botox should be in period pieces. Yeah.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Okay, we can start fundraising today. But I guess that is hopeful for the future of cable. I feel like even big cable moments in the last couple of years, like big award shows, it's all going down. Super Bowl is the only thing that's going up and that has not been taken over by a streamer.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Yeah, the tests were being taken. Yeah, it's giving standardized. So we'll see how today, every day is just kind of like a little bit of a test run. We don't have the luxury of doing a weekly podcast. We can work out all these kinks in a week. We have to work them out in a matter of hours.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

3686.34

No, it's so true. It's my favorite. Like me and Ben were just talking. We were like, what should we do for the Super Bowl? We could do X, Y, Z. And I'm like, I don't like going to Super Bowl parties because first of all, like I like football. I'm not like other girls. I actually want to watch a game.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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And two, I feel like when you're at a Super Bowl party during the commercials, people like go and talk and are loud. Like you do what you would normally do during a commercial break. And it's like, excuse me, I'm trying to watch. Yeah. You're such a cool girl. I need to be locked in. I'm so cool. I really care about football. I really need to be locked in.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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You guys probably listening, you guys don't understand because I'm not like you.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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So, yeah, we're just going to have, like, a low-key Super Bowl at home.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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A thousand percent. It's also just like enjoyable. Like, cause I'm not like other girls. Like I enjoy it. So I want to watch it.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Did I mention that I'm like really into football?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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I don't like to brag because all these guys are like, wow, Turkey, you're so cool. It's annoying, you know?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Harry and Sally. Okay, yeah, I didn't know if it was out because I was under embargo, not me knowing about this for like two weeks.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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No, I mean also like they do like lead up campaigns. Like I know that Uber Eats is doing something with Matthew McConaughey because now they're running like a Matthew McConaughey commercial that teases like coming soon, February 9th. It's like it's a fucking commercial.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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And so it'll be a couple more days before I think we really hit everything perfectly and we'll be in an artificial new groove. But I already feel like, you know, vast improvements have been made and I appreciate all the positive feedback. And yeah. Yeah. Me as well, me as well. Me as well.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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It's just, it's becoming a lot. Like it's, you get the four hours of the game, you get the commercials and like, that's all you get. Yeah. And you don't, I don't like to give attention to like people who are doing too much, you know? It's true. You have to walk the line.

The Toast

Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

3853.566

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was on last night, and to be honest, I'm actually getting so over this current plot line, and I'm glad it appears that we put it to bed last night, but they took it one episode too far. I've now been listening to Kyle defend her actions and Dorit being mad at her. I've listened to it the entire season thus far. I haven't heard one other thing.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Parts of the episode that I found really enjoyable were like, you know, Garcelle and Sutton, like really not letting Kyle get away with a singular mishap. Like when she invited them all out to lunch to apologize, even though like she wasn't doing it to apologize. She was doing it to like rally the troops. Sutton was like, well, so what are you apologizing for?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Because she did say it in a weird way. Like, I'm not sorry for what I said. I'm sorry for how I said it, but I mean what I said, but I didn't say it in the way that I wanted to. So I actually appreciated Sutton being like, you called us here. Just what the fuck? Like, what are you, what are you sorry about?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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And I know that we got like some resolution. I know we got resolution and like technically this is put to bed, but like what Kyle was saying in her side interviews about how like she can't believe she can't be friends with both PK and Dorit, like and that's something she's going to have to like deal with. Like, are you fucking serious? Like,

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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And I wish that Dorit would bring up the fact that she has not spoken to Mauricio, like, since they got divorced because that's what girls do. Like, that's just normal protocol.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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And the way that Kyle's acting like this is such an inconvenience and it's going to be so challenging and it's so unexpected that she would have to only stay, you know, Dorit's friend and not PK's in a very contentious divorce. Like, why is she acting like this is her first time on planet Earth?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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So it's like, that's such frustrating TV to watch. Yeah.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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So honestly, I'm so ready to stop talking about these two. I don't know what comes next, but I can't deal with these two anymore. Like, Kyle's seriously egregious. And Erica does make good points. I think that she's right. Like, I wish everyone would lay off. But when she's, you know, going... in on the argument between Dorit and Kyle. I think she gives Kyle like a little too much grace.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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But I agree, like her reminding everybody to like give this person grace is helpful. Cause I don't, and I need that reminder. But when it comes to Dorit, like Kyle's so fucking wrong.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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She wants what she won't give. Let's talk about the nasty things Sutton said at Kyle's house when Dorit was telling everybody about Jaguar, Jagger, whatever his name is, asking if her and his dad were getting a divorce. And Sutton just completely cut her off. And was like, let's get on the bus.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

405.54

So many huge things happening for me yesterday. I saw Miss Mayonnaise. Oh, yes, of course. Ben and I attended, like, you know, in this line of work, we attend a lot of fabulous events, trips to the Cape, Clambakes, things of that nature. And most of the time, it's like geared towards me. You know, it's like beauty events and like fashion.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

4072.619

Kyle obviously like snubbed an editor once who never forgot. And now this editor is like, oh, this is my opportunity to destroy this woman. They're pulling footage that I haven't seen in years. No.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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No, but this editor, like, they are seriously doing the Lord's work. The most frustrating thing that Kyle did this episode was, like, she called that lunch, which I love that everybody knew what the lunch was. Like, they were just calling her out. But she said she called lunch because we really, she needs to have a referendum on how we all, you know, communicate.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Like, with somebody going, and it's like, well, now that it's happening to you. Right. Right. You need to have a referendum. But when it was Denise, but when it was Erica.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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She said like now that it's out there that we have to talk about it. So now the rules change because your thing is out there. Right. And I actually don't see like how she's not self-aware enough to see how hypocritical that is. Like you look so stupid. Yeah.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Yeah, well, now Kyle agrees with Denise.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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And Kyle just has a history of, you know, her mantra is like, you know, well, it's out there. Yeah.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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No, this event was designed for Ben and he was literally taking notes. He wants to... So Hellman's Mayonnaise had like a big party to celebrate their new Super Bowl commercial, which... I'm like, I don't know if it's out yet.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Right. And I just can't deal whenever she talks about Morgan Wade being like, my sexuality is being questioned. It's like, That's actually not what happened. You came on the show with a girlfriend.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Right. And then you said on the reunion that you were confused about your sexuality.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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That's the thing. You get no space when you make it a storyline. Yeah. You expect nobody to say, like, who's this lesbian lover of yours?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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No, and that's why, like, Garcelle, like, actually, like, yeah. Are you a lesbian or not? It's, like, such a simple question, which nobody would ever fucking ask her if she didn't have her girlfriend and her music video on the show last season.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

4272.047

It wasn't a revolutionary episode.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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I didn't actually. I didn't watch the previews for next week.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Well, that's Real Housewives. I feel like there's nothing else, really. Where the hell is Kathy?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Desperately need her. But other than that, that's the show. That's the toast.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Whatever. Ben was having the time of his life. Like seriously, there was so much free food. And it was like, is that Katz's Deli? Like famous Jewish style deli. So Ben was just going. And kosher. Meat. It's not kosher.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Yeah. Ben just sort of like. Ben had said, actually, we had a disagreement about this on the way home. He was like, I feel like having non-kosher meat at a place like that, like, is fine. Like, it's basically kosher.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Okay, so we literally met the owner. So Ben ate the hot dog and we just assumed it was Hebrew national. Like even in like the, any place who eats anything other than a Hebrew national, we like as people who are kosher, we are always eating hot dogs because every, everyone use, unless you're making your own. And so Ben was eating the hot dogs. He thought it was totally safe.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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And then we met the owner who was so nice. And Ben like had so many questions for him. Ben wanted to get pickle spritz in Katz's deli, which is a great idea. Um, And I was asking him like, you know, and he must get this question all the time because he's like a Jewish guy about like kosher. And he was like, no, I know everyone says it.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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So it's a kosher style deli, although the meat is not kosher. So that was Ben's like an opening for him. He's like, I already ate the hot dogs and he ate them in earnest. He thought that they were kosher. So, you know, Ben just then sort of like threw religion to the wind and had a pastrami sandwich. And he said it was the best pastrami sandwich he had ever had in his life.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Yeah, like it has Jewish roots.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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It's a common misconception. A lot of people assume the famous Katz's Deli on the Lower East Side in New York is kosher. It's not. It's kosher style, which it means nothing.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Actually, I think the kitchen is kosher. Pastrami queen just doesn't close on Shabbos.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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So they can't be officially. But a lot of religious Jews I know would still eat pastrami queen. Like it's kosher.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Well, once you get into the weeds. I don't want to know. I just want a French onion soup. What are you? Like Carmen Sandiego investigating things? Like it's none of your business.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

578.157

Yeah. And then afterwards I went to a challah bake. Kind of like a very Jewish evening. Yeah. for my friend Alicia who's getting married, and they had a microphone, and they were like, if anybody wants to say anything, it was like all the girls together. And then people started getting up, and I was like, oh my God, I'm one of the people who's known her here the longest.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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I didn't prepare remarks, so I just sort of winged it.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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And so, and this happens to be one of my oldest friends. So I'm like, you know what? I just sort of like threw caution to the wind. I was like, fuck it. You know? And I literally, I gave such a, I think, and my friend, best friend, Alicia, who's wedding, I mean, whose bridal shower was, her mom's a toaster. She listens every day. So she'll give me feedback.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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I think Esther, the mom, would also cry. It was probably one of the best speeches ever given. I kind of loved doing it. You think so much when you have a paper in front of you, and you just wanna get the words right, where I was just really speaking from the heart. Oh, and I just made so many funny jokes. Joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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I didn't write it. And I also think it's one of the greatest books.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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And it was the first time I've ever really spoken off the cuff. I kind of have a talent for it. The Turdysburg Address?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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You are fucking kidding me. You are fucking kidding me.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Have you spoken to Josh about that?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Oh my God. No, I did not know that. That's the crazy thing about Josh. It's like, he's Ben's best friend. He obviously also has this like weird former life of being like a huge Disney star, but he's also like a very successful actor. Like when I was watching the Mindy project, one of the girls in, who's like a nurse, she's like a receptionist. She has a boyfriend who she's like always referencing.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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And like one episode, we finally meet him. And he's like, he's like a crackhead. And it's Josh. Like it was seriously, it's so crazy. Should we go to his IMDb? I think we would be genuine. And he's in a new movie with Diane Keaton all about summer camp. Okay. He was telling me about it. I think it came out. I think we should watch it.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Obviously Oppenheimer comes to mind.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I didn't know we were doing Ice Age. Wow, good for him.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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And the crazy thing is, is that I don't even know if like Josh knows how growing up, like nobody was a bigger fan of Josh Peck than Ben Soffer. I think sometimes Ben like will be in the shower, like pinch himself that he's best friends with Josh Peck. Like, Ben was really shaped by that show. And I think as like a heavier kid, he really saw himself in Josh.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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And if you were to like sit down in therapy and like talk to Ben about like his influences, like he would, it would be Josh from Jake and Josh. And the fact that that's his best friend, like Ben has seriously girl bossed so close to the sun.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Which honestly, like, I don't feel like is the craziest thing ever.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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It's so true. What would me and Joe's podcast be called? Camp Turd? Turd Rock? Turd Rock. Probably, right? Yeah. That's the one. That's the one. What would your and Hannah's be called? Oh. Best of both worlds.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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A thousand percent. I think Hannah probably owns the trademark.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

877.674

Who is Snitch in this world? Do we know someone named Snitch?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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I haven't. And, like, skiing is, like, something we do, you know, as a family. We go every year. We didn't go this past year. And so, obviously, she's, like, mad at us about it. So she's decided to, like, recreate our trip. She texted me yesterday, like, I'm at the Vintage Room, which is, like, where her, Ben, and I, like, got wasted and, like, did apres ski. And I'm like, oh, yeah. Cool.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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She's like, yeah, like just Utah spots.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Right. It should hit poorly.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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It's really upsetting. Like when you come to the realization that like life goes on without you.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Well, at least we have each other. And our party new studio.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Yeah. This is so important to, like... Just be grateful, you know, for what you do have.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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And what we do have is five amazing stories. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recap.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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And the Fast Five stories that you need to know are brought to you by Smart Mouth, the only mouthwash scientifically proven to eliminate and prevent bad breath for 24 hours with just two rinses a day. So Smart Mouth is a brand that prevents bad breath 12 times longer than the leading brand. And how they do that is like using science.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

989.089

And I think that a lot of oral hygiene products are just here like as a perfume almost to mask the smell of your bad breath. As opposed to actually targeting the root cause and getting rid of it using, oh, I don't know, say science. So that's what I really like about smart mouth is somebody who's like very conscious of her own breath.

The Toast

Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

1002.189

She has never done what people thought she's gonna do when like another female celebrity enters the wellness space. So with this Megan thing, it was like, did we learn nothing from Kourtney Kardashian? There's no world in which Gwyneth would have given a shit or like felt competitive or shady towards Megan. I think if anything, like... So before even...

The Toast

Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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the Instagram story or the vanity fair, people had been commenting being like, oh, Gwyneth is rolling over. And she's not, she wasn't. I never thought for one second that Gwyneth like had anything negative to say or think about Megan.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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She's known for her breakfast. She does hashtag boyfriend breakfast. When she started dating Brad Falchuk, this is what I made my boyfriend for breakfast. And now she always calls it boyfriend breakfast. I've seen her make like a thousand breakfasts. If you know Gwyneth like I do on a deep spiritual emotional level, you never thought anything of it.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Now, let me tell you, while I never thought these two had beef, I never expected to see them sitting at Gwyneth's dining room table.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Or I actually think that like a lot of I could see Gwyneth saying that thing in her vanity fair or whatever it was that got taken out of context. I could see Gwyneth having reached out.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Like, by the way, I didn't say this. I know you live nearby. If you want to come over for coffee and chat, like, I think you're great. And I could actually see like people thinking that they were not friendly with one another, bringing them together, having been the thing.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Yeah having my people call your people. Yeah. Now, it takes a lot to shock me. I was genuinely shocked.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Well, but if you watch the Q&A, she's doing it at the same kitchen table like the whole day. And she was asked a question about being like a female founder. And she's like, oh, I'm actually sitting here with my partner. And they turn the camera to the partner who's sitting like in Megan's seat at the time. And they answer this question about like being a woman in business.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

1158.627

So when she turned the camera, I thought she was going back to her partner.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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That's a really good question because Gwyneth has a podcast, a very successful podcast. Nikki Glaser is actually on it this week. I was seeing clips that actually looked like I wanted to watch it.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

1181.933

Or like if you're going to do it, do you want it on your podcast or on the other person's podcast?

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

1189.085

Yeah, I feel like celebrities at this tier, like we're getting one, not two pod swaps. You know what I mean?

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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No, I agree. I think that it would be great for Megan to go on the Goop podcast to promote her own podcast and all of her brands.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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And I think for Gwyneth, like she's the more established podcaster and business person here. I think she should host.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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I didn't watch it with sound because I saw the trailer and I saw that Megan is not recording in a studio. She's recording with people on Zoom and a podcast microphone giving COVID. And I really realized kind of the level of effort being put into this project. And if she's not going to put in the effort, I'm not going to put in the effort to watching the trailer. Like I was really disappointed.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

123.725

I'm also at the phase of pregnancy where laying around doesn't make me feel good. And even though I begrudgingly leave the house and go for walks and just do random shit, I'm literally getting three manicures a week because...

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Like female founders, I thought we were going to see them all looking party together in a studio. Where are the clips? No, it's Zoom. What is, seriously, what is it, 2020?

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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The audio experience and the visual. So together we had one full thing.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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No, and it's like with podcasting, it's like she's almost always there, but not quite. Like even with Archwell, I, or what was it called? Archetypes. She didn't do video, which like in this day and age, your podcast doesn't exist if you don't have a video. And she had these premium people, but a lot of it was like- Literally, unless you're smartless.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

1311.831

She had all these premium guests who she wasn't recording with in person. There were all these like pre-taped segments to like fill airtime. So she was almost there. She got the guests. She didn't really quite get the content and the video wasn't there. So this time around, I really thought, because what she's doing is just kind of mimicking other successful people. ways of making money online.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

1330.405

Like she has the affiliates and she's doing Instagram content, but she's doing it all at like, she's operating at a bad level. It's like the Instagram stories are blurry. Now we're getting Zoom podcasting. Like Lemonada would stand for this. I find that shocking.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

134.89

being out of the house I do think is better for me I get better sleep at night like I need to be doing stuff so you giving me stuff to do it's okay that's funny I understand I actually did get a manicure yesterday

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

1346.798

What was it? Oh, like this, you are listening to a Lemonada podcast.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

1378.641

So I don't think, especially now knowing what we know about the level of production, I don't think Gwyneth will be going on Female Founding Podcast Fathers, whatever it's called. But I do think we could see Megan on Goop. Have you seen the Goop podcast? It's purgy, like literally the sick studio.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

1393.588

It's so Gwyneth aesthetic, like very neutral beige, like really high quality video, high quality audio. It's what you come to expect from a billionaire who's doing a podcast.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

1451.933

No, this is so crazy because what one brand, like this brand perceived Alex Earl as being like radically pro-Israel and they found that so offensive, right? Whereas if you remember at the time, I was very invested in like what people were posting on social media because this was like sort of the craziest thing to happen to my people in my lifetime. And I remember seeing Alex post like a story that,

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

146.484

Speaking of Pargy, I'm so excited about a new development at Toast headquarters. We've always had really cute Instagram stickers. Like if you search for GIFs on your Instagram stories, if you search like the Toast or Asheray or Girl With No Job, you'll be able to find ones we've had made that say like our isms. Now they say premium content. They say PJOM. They say nothing of the sort.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

1472.868

just being like right after October 7th happened. So there was no war. There was no retaliation.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

1481.936

Right. Like rape, murder. It was so like, it was so not a controversial thing at the time to even say like praying for all the people getting murdered and raped. Like it really wasn't.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

1514.202

And I remember being like, oh, okay. Like, me, my bar is so high. I'm like, oh, she's funding it in a little bit. And then she ended up deleting it because I assume she got so much backlash, which is fucking crazy. Mm-hmm. Now, we now know two years later, there was even more backlash.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

1527.812

And I'm sure part of the reason why she deleted is because she had this million dollar deal and the brand is like coming at her neck for for posting something completely innocuous. And honestly, good. Like I stand before I happen to love Alex Earl. I think she's like so cute and adorable. Now I know she has a backbone and like I there's nothing you could say to make me dislike this girl.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

1586.38

The fact that she then pursued legally, which she has every right to do, and the fact that she won is like proof that the law was on her side and that the brand acted like in breach of contract. But I think a lot of people maybe wouldn't have pursued the legal route because it creates a bigger story. And I'm sure this like little, you know, this...

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

1604.355

moment of backlash is that something she wants to become a national news story and when you do sue someone like look we're talking about it now now it's a story it's back in the news even though this is two years old so I think a lot of people would have avoided that um because she makes a lot of money and I know a million dollars is like a lot of money but when you're at that level like it's not a million dollars to you it's like one brand deal in a sea of brand deals and I didn't even know she does stuff with Gymshark she has so many more like uh prominent brands that she does she might have been able to let this go but no like on principle and also give me my money

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

164.342

There's a little thing of Theo. I'm going to get one of Romeo. We haven't updated them in a while. What about Brutus?

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

1652.842

I feel like I need to, no, not me placing an order at sipmargs.com. Like, how can I support?

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

1661.075

I think we do too. After, of course, we sip on some Spritz Society.com. Ben's going to get lost.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

1673.008

Like, subscribe, comment, rate, review. Whatever I can do to support this queen.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

1716.841

like seriously not that i go to the gym she's such a queenie for this uh i was shocked when i heard this story i thought for sure it was like fake news and then i googled it and it was like league it's in the uk so it hasn't really hit like american media so hard but it was in all like the daily mail the independent yeah um because it's happening over there yeah because when i was looking for stories this morning i didn't see it anywhere and then i remember that i wanted to talk about it and i had to go and look for it right but um go off queen

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

1754.623

I fucking love that podcast. You know, actually, I really love that sister, Ashton. I just started following her on all platforms.

The Toast

Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

176.083

To be honest, the little gif we have of Theo actually looks more like Bruno.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

1776.736

No, they both really are. But like, we just know Alex better. They're very similar.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

1789.162

To be honest, like, I don't know enough about their personalities. Yeah, yeah. But I stan.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

184.847

Whatever. I'm getting off track. To the untrained eye, they all look the same. Yesterday we published new stickers because we need a sticker. Sometimes you take a picture of like a beautiful landscape or a cocktail or whatever you're posting on your story. And it's just like pargy, you know? And you need a sticker that represents that.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

1843.88

Right, because that brings me back to my truth. I know. What is a visual album? And like, we need to stop coming up with new words. So you're making music videos for your songs.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

1867.253

Was there a video for every single song? Yeah, but it was a short song. But it was an EP, so it was like six, yeah.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

1875.297

I know when I think of visual, I feel like the term visual album came from Beyonce's Lemonade. Yeah. And when she did it, it was like revolutionary. And now I just feel like people are trying to be different.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

1883.557

Now, this is not me hating on Miley because I do want to say this is the first time I feel like Miley's released an album where I feel like I'm really at a place to not like sleep on it and not... You want to accept it. I want to understand it. Like I want to really dive into it. I feel... Like, for me, but also for her, she's at a great place of joy and understanding.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

1901.545

And I feel like she really knows who she is. Showing up for herself. Exactly. I'm ready to show up for her in a way that I can be proud of.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

1951.161

And does it look like so different than the previous era of like flowers? I know I used to be crazy.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

1994.205

It just, it looked like monochromatic to me, like black, white.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

2018.108

No, no. Sometimes, like, when someone's really, like, not in a good place, but also, like, has no sense of self. And they just, like, put shit together being like, this is me. And we, like, it comes off very...

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

202.351

So there are now pargy, pargylicious, and gargypargy stickers that you can search on Instagram and put on your Instagram stories to narrate something that you find pargylish.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

2032.918

confusing for the fans contrived and so I feel like with this last year like Miley's been like in a really stable happy relationship she's had a lot of success when I feel like she wasn't really trying so hard I feel like she was trying really hard for a while and like people weren't noticing since she was just like fuck it and was writing music like just that she felt like writing and that's how we got flowers that's how we got used to be young and that's where she got her Grammys and so I want more of that used to be young don't sleep that song is so fucking pargy I've I know I love it

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

2062.288

It's almost in the category of songs that are, if you think about them too hard, you'll start to cry.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

225.448

Yeah, lives to complain. I got them up in like two hours and I had them all made. Like, please, my God, always critiquing me.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

234.744

No, I have my ways. I got them up literally in two hours. Like, sorry that you're critical.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

249.028

You were the first one to use it. You make one like however you think is most part. You send it to me. I'll get it uploaded.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

26.181

Welcome back to the toast and happy Wednesday. It is hump day. And I literally feel like a humpback whale. So things I did that. Hey, Jack, how you doing?

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

272.614

Well, I did go with the free ones. And now I'm getting criticized on my own podcast.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

2855.839

The only good point that Sutton made on last night's episode was that, because what everyone's saying about her is true. I don't think it was like this coordinated attack. It's just like they all came to the realization of the truth together. Like, I don't think it was a big deal. But she's like, it is annoying. Like, and she did say it like this way. She said it in a dumber way.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

2871.422

But her point was valid in that, like, Erica can't let go of the interrogation of the LA Times article. And she's right. Like, that's her trauma. That's her truth. Whatever. but Sutton was not the only one at the time who was like asking questions. She was the most direct. She was kind of the face of the movement, but Kyle and a little bit Dorit were like, you know, under the surface.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

2889.229

And then of course the conversation with the husbands. So I think they've worked it out, but like she holds almost no resentment to Kyle and Dorit and all of it on Sutton. And that's not a hundred percent fair.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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But that's what a friend would do who also needs to do their job.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

2965.822

Now, did you have any idea that last night's episode was the finale?

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

2974.927

I had no idea. Yeah. They're on the beach dancing and then it says Doreen and PK. What? I was shocked. I don't remember a time in recent history where they've ended on a trip.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

298.57

Oh my God, I do. Let me tell you. So I'm at the stage of pregnancy where like this Skims maternity top and these Lululemon size 16 leggings like are the only things that really make me feel comfortable. So I have to put on different things on top of it to like switch it up for the podcast. That's nice. I own one vest. It's also hot in here, so I can't wear a sweater or a cardigan every day.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

2998.607

Same. The one month later Tom Girardi update was not necessary. I literally don't care.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

3013.098

It's just like a non... We know he's guilty. Okay, fine. He's legally guilty now. He's like a decrepit old man in a nursing home. He has not one dollar to his name. It's sort of like... Like, who cares? Like, I didn't think it was worth picking the cameras up again. And I feel like it was sort of emblematic of the entire season where like nothing really happened.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

3029.428

They're making a lot of mountains out of molehills. And that's exactly what that whole one month later thing was for me.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

3035.09

Now, I love to see my two queens, Erica and Bose, being besties on Watch What Happens Live. Like, I just I couldn't love Bose more if I tried. I just think she's such a great addition. And I loved that she got everybody to dress up in last night's episode. Like, Everybody went full balls to the wall for the carnival theme. Like old, young, I mean, these women look amazing. It's insane.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

3054.937

They're in their 50s and 60s. Like it's fucking crazy. They looked so great. It was so fun. She really planned a good trip. I think she's a great housewife. I'm 100% sure she'd be asked back. I don't see why she wouldn't be. And so that was a great addition on Bravo's part.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

3081.192

Yeah, and it does make her look a little silly that she dropped it like right before the trailer. Cause it's like, you like clearly lied, you know?

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

3091.109

Yeah. But it is, I think, like a cautionary tale for women who go on the show, because a lot of times people do find success in being like a mouthpiece and being like a sidekick, almost not a sidekick, a part of a dynamic duo. And when your whole personality is your friendship, it's very Danielle from Summer House.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

3106.462

Like you're literally Lindsay's mouthpiece and you're known for fighting Lindsay's battles. And it's like, well, where did that get you? You're not on the show anymore. You need to really establish an identity outside of like that one friendship and

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

3141.388

Yeah, it was a bad call. And didn't like pursue relationships with the other women. It wouldn't have been too late if she had done it this season.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

320.737

A vest is great. I only have one vest. I wore it last week, so I have to wait until next week to wear it again. So I was like, Ben, do you have a vest? The vest was disgusting.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

3200.741

I know. And that's why I feel what I said yesterday. And I felt it even more on last night's episode. It's like Sutton is the lightning rod of this group, right? She's on the outs and she says the crazy things. And there's always somebody like that. And they frustrate you and they're annoying, but they make the show good.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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And I just feel like she's really not a worthy, like she's not a good lightning rod. She's like, she's weak. She cries. She doesn't like, I feel like we're going to continue on with this Sutton storyline for the next. Cause it's like, it is the storyline. And I just, I don't find her interesting. I'm actually really ready for her to leave.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

3230.276

She's like the opposite of Lisa Rinna where it's like, you could say what you want now about Lisa Rinna, but like she was interesting. She was tough and she was wild. Like, and she had a backbone. Like Sutton is just here one day. They're the next it's boring. And it's just not, she's not a good villain. Yeah.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

3261.324

I liked that Erica responded on Watch What Happens Live because Garcelle, you're right, has been like particularly shady in all of her confessionals this season. And she said something really fucking nasty last night out of nowhere. Like in her confessionals, she was talking about Erica. She's like, well, you know, I married for love. She married for money.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

3276.237

Okay, first of all, we weren't even talking about marriage. Like, I don't know why objection relevance. And Andy asked if Erica wanted to respond to that. And she was like, yeah, we both married like ugly old white men and we both got cheated on. So at least I had the money.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

3290.154

It was a good response because I also thought it was a weird thing for Garcelle to say it would have been made more sense if she was still married to that person. Like, look, you married for love and look what you got, a beautiful relationship. You didn't get anything you got cheated on. So why are you bragging about that? It was a great response.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

331.54

No, this is like a golf vest, which is like, yes, the finance correlation. It's like a Patagonia. I look like such a douche lord. When Ben got out of the shower and I was like dressed wearing his vest, he was like, what are you wearing? She's going to sell stocks. I literally don't give a fuck. You know what I mean?

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

3319.94

And you know what? We brought that up and I'm glad somebody did. Now there are a lot of rumors like Jareed hasn't been able to pay her glam people for like them doing her makeup for the reunion. So it is the pot calling the kettle black. But somebody needed to say it.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

3337.428

And she should. I'd pay for one. My sister Jax loves sourdough and Bruno. And I just want to say we are tracking for an Asafi. So just keeping that in mind.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

3352

Tomorrow, Jax and I are going to be in person in our new PG studio. And we've got a big weekend of things. Well, not, we have big ladder half things. Jax is coming to town. We'll be recording in person. We are recording actually a guest interview. You know, we don't really do guest interviews, but an opportunity came across our desk.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

3370.667

Oh, thank you so much for reminding me. Nikki Blonsky passed. They're like, her team passed. I'm like, okay, so her? She responded, no.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

3383.754

She would. And also, it's really not smart to alienate two of your biggest fans. You know? Like, OG fans.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

3394.763

Yeah. Who are championing you long before everyone else started.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

3413.374

Yeah, right. We could get Mickey Blonsky. So we got, you're going to see. You guys are really going to be shocked.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Very, very, very similar. That's our show, you guys. Thank you so much for listening to the Tesla Monday Morning Show where we deliver the fastest stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So you're watching us on YouTube. Please. Come on. Give it up. Give it up for the girls. Don't be cheap. Feel free to subscribe. It's free. It's free.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

3439.133

Only if somebody gifted me a sponsorship. No kidding. Thank you, guys. We're Spotify, iTunes, Instagram, Public Video, iHeartRadio, CastBox, all the places where you can listen to podcasts, find us at Toast TV, Five Star Review, a beautiful, stunning, and wickedly talented we are.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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No, it's definitely like a unique choice. I'm comfortable. And at this moment in time, like that's really all I can care about.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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But I'm going to be traversing all day running errands for you, so I thought I might need a coat.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

393.802

Vests are so kind of amazing. My armpits feel so free. Vests took a hit after that. A big hit.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

427.01

From finance. No, him like betting people on the golf course, you know? Yeah. Or like tip money for the caddy. There's no money in here.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Well, we have a great show today because we have the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recap at the end of today's episode. We also have the Fast Five stories that you need to know. And how are those stories that you need to know? Do you really need to know them, you think?

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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It's important that we show up for one another in meaningful ways.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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But in what essence? I don't like how I physically look. I don't like my mental state.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Yes. Yes. Watch out. We were a little late to that actually. That one really took off.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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I can promise our listeners that I'm going to show up today in a way that I am proud of.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

535.954

And we're talking about the length of our episodes. Yes, they have been getting a lot. We haven't done an episode under an hour in years. And the crazy part of that is, is that you would think that because we do a daily show, we do five times more episodes than the average podcast. Like you would think that it would be enough.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

551.307

And not only for us, we would have enough time to say what we need to say, but also the listeners would have enough. Let me tell you, the longer our episodes, the better our numbers. People want two episodes a day now. That's kind of becoming a new podcast format, multiple episodes a day, kind of mimicking, I guess, a cable where there's things on all day. You release podcasts all day.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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All's that to say, you would think that like that would be enough. Meanwhile, at the end of every week, I'm like, oh my God, I forgot to talk about like six things on the toast this week. Meanwhile, every episode went extra long. We're pushing 90 minutes almost on a daily basis. Even days where we, we're recording early today because Jackie has a flight, like just trying to cushion for time.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Yeah. I do want to say like upon seeing you this morning, like I thought you looked totally beautiful.

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Okay. I did also just want to share like one personal anecdote. I'm sorry. Before.

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No, I just wanted to share, like, you know, of course I'm not buying anything for this next chapter of my life. Like, there's nothing going on, nothing coming in, coming out. But I did purchase a new chair for my home. It's a chair that reclines. It's a chair that rocks back and forth. Well, no, actually, I did receive a gifting. Thank you so much. You should know better.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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For putting me on the spot, yes. I didn't purchase it. And I just, you know, I've been needing a new place to sit.

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and just sort of relax. And let me tell you, it really makes me jealous of the people who like have their nurseries ready like three months in because the excitement that this one chair has brought me, it's not normal.

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That's true. I've been spending a lot of time in my own little corner in my own little chair where I can be whatever I want to be. And I'll use the chair while I'm there. Yes, that's why I got it. I got it because Jackie's coming to town and I know she loves to sit. And I thought that that was a good use of my gifting is to get a chair for my sister to sit in.

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Right. And I don't want you to be at my home and that kind of befall.

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So, yeah, it wasn't, like, an amazing anecdote. I just, like, was sharing a personal update. I'll never do it again.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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I don't wear shoes all the time on the show. As long as you're wearing socks, you're in the clear.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Yeah, you're a little too critical of her, like in an honest and endearing way to have her be considered your queen. Whereas like Gwyneth could seriously kill somebody and I would find a way to defend it.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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montecito and put on the song everlasting love over the video and people really took that to be a dig at megan and honestly i thought it was a little shady oh my god so i don't know just the way it was being positioned i was like oh is this a shade no way honestly i saw people like i saw people pitting them against each other before there was anything to even work on because they're in a similar it's the same thing that happened with courtney kardashian like people just assume that if you're encroaching on the wellness space like gwyneth is the queen and

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We got to get the strollers out of storage. I got to hit the kosher grocer to make sure there's cut up fruit and rotisserie chicken. Like there's lots to do. Now I know obviously your day is much harder. My day is no walk in the park.

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And time after time, she shows you exactly who she is. She does not care about other women entering the space. She's extremely supportive. She's also extremely secure in her own business. Like no one's really gonna come. Goop is a billion dollar company. Like good luck, everybody else. Please join me up here. I welcome you.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Oh my God, I'm like doing so many things. I forgot to put my phone on do not disturb this morning because I'm waiting for a particular bit of gossip that I might be able to share on the toast. And so like there's, I'm just, I'm doing a lot of things. So I'm not ready. Can you, can you say that one more time?

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Our listeners, 98, like it's literally 99. I'm so glad everybody liked the song as much as we do. And I'm so glad everybody's like excited to be listening to this thing every day before the show. But I did want to address like a little bit of the controversy around the song.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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You know, eagle-eyed viewers were quick to point out the lyric change.

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The original song that Becca, who is the swirly, who won.

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That was their first podcast, right? We knew Alex was going to be launching a network, and she was announced with one other girl. It was huge, Alex Earle, at the time. She still is. And so it really kind of, I feel like they built the rest of the network on the initial talent of Madeline and Alex, yes.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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And when we got in the studio. No, never. When we got in the studio, we decided to change Jackson Turdy to Jackson Claude. It's just more timeless. It's more timeless. Like it is my government name. And I think if you come to this show, you know, you're getting Jackson Claude and then you learn you're actually getting Jackson Turney. It's a little bit inside baseball. It is.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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So I remember what I was going to say at the beginning of the show, because I saw this all over social media and I was reading comment sections and like literally I could not roll my eyes hard enough at people being like, these are two separate people, could have fooled me. Like, shut up. I just, I want to say, anybody who's saying that, like, I think you're dumb and annoying, okay?

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Um, but I feel like this article confirms any sort of suspicions anybody had about these two having beef, not because the shows are no longer together. And we'll talk about why that might be, but because of the use of the word dropped, right? Right.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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For a network that's very new, unwell, like trying to stand out, for you to drop, like intentionally separate from your biggest talent, your biggest show, the most famous, recognizable person on your network, that doesn't make sense, right? Only if there's a reason, like a fight, a drama, a bad blood, would you drop someone, right?

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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yeah so for me I was like oh any suspicion I had because there have been theories online being like listen this was just like not the right place for Alex Earl and you know Alex Cooper understands that like there's not beef they're just two successful women like doing their best and I feel like with this headline it pretty no it's not that like there's drama yeah this headline is contentious if they were just going their separate ways they might have been they could have even done it quietly where she's removed from unwell and they're not selling her ads and

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Well, so yes, now we can talk about the success of the show, but it is relative, right? Because I think if you look at her YouTube numbers, they're pretty strong. I don't think a lot of people listen to the audio only version, but I think that's not a knock at Alex Earl. It's the generation, right? Like young people are really not listening to podcasts.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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They love like to stream stuff and watch stuff on YouTube. So that's why her YouTube is so successful. And so I feel like, and I remember saying this, that I hate it. You know, you hate to be like a hater.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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But I remember when Alex Earl signed with Unwell, I remember, I think I said this on the toast, but I know like my personal feelings were like, I feel like this is the wrong move, not because of Unwell, but because Alex Earl shouldn't be doing a podcast, right? Like she's of a generation, she's the face of Gen Z and Gen Z is not huge into podcasting. It's definitely like an older medium.

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I feel like millennials really are the biggest. But also because when you look at the success of it,

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YouTube right that's where everyone's watching it I don't see the show on the charts really it launched and it was like you know number one or number two in comedy but then it sort of disappeared because everybody's watching on YouTube so that what does that tell us right people want to watch Alex Earl whereas like podcasting is a listening medium and what I see because I follow her on all social media I happen to think she's like so fabulous and I see her she goes to the Super Bowl she goes to F1 she goes to Kim Film Festival she goes everywhere and she is checking four huge suitcases of

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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of podcast equipment. She's like vlogging, like this is my podcast. She sets up a little studio in every hotel room she does to record a podcast episode just so people watch it, not so they listen to it. So I'm like, you are working so hard for what? Like start a YouTube channel and vlog. You bring one camera.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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And I wanted the song to be for everyone, like new listeners, potential new listeners. And, you know, as much as I think Turney is here to stay, nicknames also do evolve. So to record it and make it like, you know, in the record books. It's Jackson Turtle.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Like you could literally not check four suitcases if you just, like, I feel like the experiment, of her being on Unwell, but just like having a podcast really probably taught her that she should be a vlogger. She is on TikTok, but I mean, like if she wants to do long form content, she should be a YouTube blogger more than she should be a podcaster.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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So I think that she should have left Unwell because she should have left the podcasting space.

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But I do think it's deeper than that. Like, I don't think that's why she left. Maybe she I don't know if she enjoyed being a podcaster.

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she parted ways with her gave her the show because previously that's what she would have wanted but also you have to think about like how unwell needs to look at this like everyone's watching right seeing how these two go their separate ways but unwell is currently in the process of their business where they're growing they're signing talent they're signing pre-existing shows they just got that girl avery's podcast they're creating new shows with new talent like grace and so you want to be perceived as a network that like isn't good to work with right

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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We're trying to get everyone to sign with us. So if you're over here stealing Alex Earle's IP, I don't know if that makes you look good to potential podcasters who might sign with you.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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And so... I mean, there's just so many layers to this. So now like talking about the actual drama between these two, there's a lot of rumors. What I have heard is that there is like definitely bad blood between them and it has been going on for a really long time.

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And I think that it, when they launched like, you know, the Call Her Daddy episode of Alex Earle and Alex Earle's new show, it was like this big media thing. It was like good for a couple of months and it really hasn't been good since then. And a lot of it had to do with the episode of Call Her Daddy that Alex Earle was on.

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And Alex Earl not being happy with some of the questions she was asked and actually had it having requested edits be made of things she didn't want to talk about. And those edits not being honored.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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And then her dad coming on to manage her and her sister bringing like another level of protection, because I do think a lot of the stuff that Alex, what I had heard, this is all alleged and like potentially untrue. What I had heard was that a lot of the stuff that Alex Earl wanted removed from that initial episode of call her daddy had to do with her family. You know, she has a lot of family drama.

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Her dad, had a very famous affair with Ashley Dupree, who was Eliot Spitzer, the governor of New York. She was like this madam. And she had this like black book of clients. And it was like this crazy thing. And the biggest one was the mayor of New York, governor, excuse me, right? Eliot Spitzer.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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But it turns out one of the other men in the black book of like the wealthy men of the tri-state area was Alex Earle's dad. They actually ended up getting married. So that's Alex Earle's stepmom by now. Yeah, she has a very interesting family story. But it's like not her story to tell. It's a little traumatic.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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And so I think that Alex and the family were very unhappy with how the Call Her Daddy episode came out. And they had requested some things be taken out. And that wasn't honored. In addition to some of the questions about sex that Alex Ehrlich wasn't comfortable answering. But those were also included against her will. So what I have heard was that it's kind of been bad from the beginning.

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And then there's like a lot of inter-business drama, like behind the scenes, because these two girls for a while shared a publicist. Now the publicist no longer works with Alex Cooper.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Yeah. Yeah. And so that's definitely suspicious. Like now you're only working with Alex Earl. It begs the question. That she took a side because there was a side to take because there was drama?

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Another reason that like, I know that there's something like bad between them is because you were just saying August, 2023 is when they signed the unwell Alex Earl deal. It is what month is it? February. So that means the contract was probably up August, 2025 was probably a two year deal.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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It's been a year and a half. So that means that like, they really couldn't even work together for the next four or five months just to save face and like end this peacefully, like finish out the terms of your contract. The fact that like they made it a year and a half out of two years, I had heard that the contract was up in the summer. And I think also it makes sense.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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You would sign like a two year, that's how podcast contracts work. I don't know a podcast contract that's really less than a year. And it's usually like one year, two year, three year deals. So you couldn't even like finish out the last couple of months. It's so bad. There's something going on.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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It's your favorite shoe. Oh, when I sing it to myself, and I was singing it all day yesterday, I get really crazy by the end. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. And then also I've added a couple of riffs. Tell me if you guys have also been doing this. I feel like it's the natural progression of the song. We'll start your day off swirly, twirly, girly, shirly, nurly, pearly, nurly.

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It's similar to like TNN dropping Josh Peck. Like your biggest, most recognizable star who's actually doing a good job. Why? Yeah. Unless we have beef with Josh Peck.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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And it's interesting to note that when TikTok was dying, the days leading up to the TikTok ban, Alex Earl launched a YouTube channel. So a separate channel. She has the Hot Mess channel, which has, I think, like... a pretty decent following. It's really hard to grow a YouTube channel no matter how big your other platforms are, you know?

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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So in its second season, which just started a couple of months ago, the cover art changed to both girls. But Alex still does some episodes by herself, like with Braxton and like her college friends. So I had thought that it was being rebranded to like the Earl Girls show, which I think it totally should have been. But now it seems like six days ago.

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So 265,000 subscribers on the hot mess YouTube channel, which is really good.

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But Jackie, when you think about it, like her episodes, they do really well, right? Like between 100 and 200,000 views on YouTube per video. That's really good. But if you watch like her vlogs on TikTok, like this girl's used to getting like 5 million views every video.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Of course not. But all I'm saying is like how much more work is this podcast episode for 200,000 views as opposed to a vlog on your TikTok that you could also do long form on your YouTube that's cheaper to produce and is going to yield better results.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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In the podcasting world. All's that to say that I think the lesson here, and I have felt this way from the beginning, is Alex Earl never should have, like her next big thing in her career should have not been a podcast. It makes no sense. It's definitely an older thing. It's not very Gen Z. It's

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For somebody who got so popular because everybody's obsessed with watching her, like her looks, her fashion, her makeup, her glam, her friends, her parties. Like you really that doesn't translate on a podcast. Podcast is really conversational. And so it was just the wrong thing for her to do. Not that it was wrong to go to Unwell.

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There is a conversation to be had about like forking over a percentage of your ad sales to a network like Unwell. Whereas you could go to any other network and you have a better rev share, but like you give up more money of your ad revenue to be supported by Unwell because you like there's so many benefits to that.

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So you could have the conversation about whether she should have gone to Unwell or not. But I think the conversation is like, I don't think she should have had a podcast ever.

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If I were her, I would not. It is too much work for too little reward. Because look, she has now her own personal YouTube channel that she has promoted. I saw it one time, 120,000 subscribers. So that's half the podcast channel does, but she literally launched it a month ago and has promoted it once. And she's done three videos.

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Like if she just got into the groove of posting about her YouTube channel once a week, doing a vlog, like for life, the parties, Miami, the events, Braxton, Like she would be a huge YouTuber, like the biggest vlogger.

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And it's just, it's a, it's a lower lift, especially given how much she travels, like to travel with four suitcases of equipment, like, all right, to do it one time for like the Super Bowl. Sure. Every time she goes somewhere, she went to Mykonos on this tiny little plane. I kept thinking, where's her podcast equipment? Like it's too much work for a gal on the go.

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It's the toast. I could go on literally the whole alphabet.

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What's in my opinion, the cameras, like cameras, tripods, lights, micro, no, she has like a full blown setup.

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Right, but you could also make a really premium YouTube video with like a Canon G7X, which is the size of a coffee and like traveling Bluetooth microphones. Like seriously something you could keep in a laptop case. You can make really premium content. Yeah. Just saying. Yes. And I think that's more so what people want to see from her and less like conversations.

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Although there have been episodes of her podcast that people really loved. The one with her dad, people really liked. Obviously, the ones with Braxton, people really like. So that just like points to people being interested in you. You know, podcasts are conversational. You interview people like you talk about random things. They just like her.

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They want to see her, her life, like kind of reality show vibes.

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Oh. Where was that idea when we were in the studio?

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It's the toast. They sound amazing. Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the toast, day two of having a gargi-pargi Grammy award-winning intro theme song. Hey, Jax, how you doing?

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Yeah, but the thing is, is like becoming a reality star these days does not yield even 5% as much money as being one of the world's biggest TikTokers. And it takes up all your time. Like Alex Earl is making so much money on the things that really take her the least amount of time, which is like short form content on YouTube. I mean, excuse me, on TikTok.

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So for her to then like, you know, do an hour long weekly podcast, like these things, I think reality TV show would be great for her fame wise. It would take up a lot of her time and you don't get paid like that much compared to the money she's making from like brand deal. She's launching a liquor company now.

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like average reality TV amounts. Like that, I think they did that for, to align themselves with Hulu. I think it was a part of a big partnership because they were both on Dancing with the Stars when it streamed on Hulu. And I also think that was like a fame thing because they were very internet.

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And I think that really gave them like a global, like people who, like your grandparents might've heard of it because they saw it on Hulu.

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No. Because the interesting thing about Alex Earl is that she has had incredible success on social media without really doing like drama content. I think a lot of people like thrive off of views from like scandal and drama and friend breakups. Even that thing with Zandra, she like barely spoke about, she referenced it once in a podcast episode. She never even said Zandra.

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It could have been anyone. Like she actually does not do drama. Like she likes to just like live her life and post about it. So it's actually really refreshing. And so I think someone else would like see this as an opportunity to like get views and clicks. I don't think she sees that way. Like she's had success without that. She doesn't need it.

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That's what I think. But again, I'm just talking like out of my ass.

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But if another Alex Earl could be mad, the dropped, the dropped was a knife. Yeah.

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No, the clink is actually inspired. And I just wanted to know, like, where that... You're so the queen of coming in with, like, the best idea at the worst time. I know. You're still mad about bad blood for the era. I am. I'm still mad about when you gave me an idea for the era store outfits by a group of girls that, like, the day before I left for Nashville. So... It's kind of becoming your thing.

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So people immediately like forgot all the history here and were like, Dave is signing Alex Earl. No, he's not. He actually commented. I didn't even call her. It was a joke because when Brianna and Grace broke up and Grace left Barstool, like five minutes later, Alex Cooper posted a video of a screenshot of her phone call with Grace being like, I'm on it. So he was just copying.

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He said, but I didn't talk to her. And Alex Earl would never go to Barstool. It's a unilateral move.

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So that's what I want to talk about because that's sort of one of the unanswered questions from all this. I feel like after the Grace thing, we never got confirmation because sometimes things have happened between Alex Cooper and Dave. And we're like, are these two still friends? And they're always like, yeah, we see each other as business people. We're good.

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But after the Grace thing, I feel like there's actually beef.

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Yeah. And they usually like they usually let us know like we're good. But I feel like they're not.

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Right. Right. I do think, though, Unwell needs to replace Alex's star. They have this big new deal with SiriusXM, and I think a part of that deal is hitting these download benchmarks every month that Alex Earl was probably helping with. So they do need another big name there.

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Yeah, between like scooping up shows that are already successful and that already exist and then like creating new shows with new talent, which is what they did with Alex Earl. So I'll be very interested to watch this saga. It's fascinating.

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Oh, yes. Do you know about it? The Jesus drama.

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So I was just talking about one of the podcasts they acquired was this girl, Avery, who's like a big TikToker. She started a podcast and then Unwell acquired it. And so I guess to promote her new career on Unwell, she went on another Unwell podcast, Harry Jowsey, our favorite. Harry Jowsey, our fave. And they had a convo that people were really unhappy with. First of all, people were just like,

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Avery's thing is that she's like a mom of three. She's married. She just like, she has kind of an ordinary life, but she's made it, you know, extraordinary. And it's like, it's fun. I like it.

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Yes, exactly. Like comedic take. Yeah.

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comedic real moms being real you know yeah and funny and so she's having this conversation with harry jowsey and the pushback was twofold the first was that like just the episode was inappropriate like she was just like flirting with harry and she's married being like harry would you fuck me like i uh like don't worry i had three c-sections my pussy's pristine and people really didn't like that like because what are you implying like women who go vaginally don't have pristine pussies like it was it was not good she like pissed off moms which yeah

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It's not a group you want to piss off. And then she also pissed off the Christian community because she was saying, and I got her point at first. She was making a point of being like, the people who leave the nastiest comments on my social media always have like a Bible verse in there.

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So that wasn't what people took umbrage with.

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No, and it wasn't what people were offended by. She was basically saying like the hypocrisy of being a troll with a Bible verse in your in your bio isn't lost on me. But then she took it a little far being like, and please, like if Jesus saw you, like he would bend you over and fuck you raw without a condom or something. And it was like, holy shit. No, it like didn't stop here.

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Okay. Yeah. But then I'm saying it. I know. And I just said it and like, don't clip that. I don't believe that. I love my Christian community.

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With no lube, right? That's what they say. And what is poop pirate? Do I even want to know?

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That's just how we do. What song is that? Because when the sun set, baby, on the avenue. What song is that?

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Actually, I don't even have a thought. I don't know what that is. Urban dictionary?

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I'll tell you if it's like an obvious.

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Okay, it's literally not coming up on urban dictionary.

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Okay, we found it. No, it says a poop pirate is a person who lurks outside restrooms and waits for you to leave so they can rush in and sniff the toilet seat.

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And then she released a video because like it was becoming too big to ignore. And she was like, the whole podcast was scripted. She was actually like a really bad, she didn't clear anything up for me. Got it.

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And to be honest, like that's the sign of a healthy business in this industry. Like if you're not being talked about positively or negatively, like you're nobody. So it's like a tough part of the business, but it is like a sign of life.

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stop they're such like girls i love the way they talk about this also i was on i'm on like the really like truly ill side of social media where people were freaking out about this episode because he wasn't in his studio travis and like people have been speculating for a couple of weeks said him and taylor are on vacation because they haven't been spotted and it's like him recording a podcast it was just like a couch it was like totally a hotel villa or something kind of confirms like they're on vacation like okay so they're on vacation like his work just ended her work just ended

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it's called like when your vacation dates align like it wasn't but like everybody's like they're on vacation it's president's week people have off So I guess this confirmed that for them.

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Hey. Hey. Hey. So yesterday was just like a great day for women in music.

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And I want to say, I know he's one of the greats, but... Michael Jordan like really ruined this excuse for other people because he like famously won the NBA championships with like the flu. And he was like, he had like 105 fever. He's like vomiting and shitting on the sidelines. And he played like the greatest game of his life. And it's like one of these famous sports hero stories.

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And like, so if Michael Jordan can do it, why can't Travis? You know, even though being sick is like such a valid excuse, normalize like not being able to do your best.

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Oh, I love this theory. I love this theory. He totally, the Super Bowl was a super spreader event. Yeah.

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The sun is so good for his, for those types of symptoms. Correct.

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And also vitamin T. Vitamin Lurd. Vitamin Lurd, which is so good for the sinuses.

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You love to see like two grown men who were like from the sports world rub some dirt in it. Talking about like music and emotions. It's beautiful.

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Sounds like a children's book.

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And I just want to say, like, Travis, you could listen to music that's not Taylor's. I feel like he does listen to Travis Taylor's music, but he, like, says, like, oh, yeah, I only listen to Taylor. But, like, what else do you listen to? It's okay to, like, listen to a bunch of different things, not only your girlfriends.

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Well, you're speaking from your own point of privilege. Yes.

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Oh, I think he wasn't speaking in a physical sense. I think it was speaking in a spiritual sense. But yes, if I'm looking for something and the light is on, it's obviously way more helpful.

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Yeah, no, Travis is like reading off a quote card from like brainyquotes.com.

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Like left on the cutting room floor.

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And I'm so glad he made it to the big game.

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He played real lame. Oh, that's good. One of my favorite fun facts is that the name Claudia is actually a Latin translation of the word lame. Which feels right.

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Oh, you don't? No, I'm Googling it. I've always known that to be true. And actually one of Ben's parents' friends just gave me a gift, like the book of a thousand names. It was really sweet. And of course, you know, the first thing you do is like look up your own name and the definition is lame.

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We need it on Spotify so that I can put it on repeat one. Okay. If there was an explicit version, though, how would it go? I think it would go like this. Good morning, bitches. It's the fucking toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your host. It's your favorite fucking show. The best five fucking things you need to fucking know. We'll start your fucking day off swirly. It's the fucking toast.

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I told you. And I do feel like lame and enclosure. Like that's me. Like I'm always in some sort of enclosure, whether it's like my bed.

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It's really unfortunate. Yeah.

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No, that's not good. That's not good.

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I sent Claudia a funny comment, which is apparently every day she says what's... And some days we move at such crazy pace, I can't believe we're only on the third story and we're already at an hour. Like... Do you know what I mean? Are we at an hour? Yeah, and that's why I'm like, you're dilly-dallying so hard.

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That's so wrong. I need to talk to our parents. Like, that is so wrong. Supplanter. Lame and holder of the universe. What was it? It's Jackson Holder. Like it's so wrong.

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Well, that would be the second day in a row that we only did four stories. And I feel like the show did not suffer.

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Well, because you said it first. Oh, but then... I assumed that you knew something I didn't know.

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You're the leader. You are like the leader.

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Oh, but I wouldn't dream of it. I wouldn't dream of ever correcting you.

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Yeah, no, because they've been together at most award shows. And like last week, I actually was just looking at pictures. Timothy hosted a Cartier event. It was like a poker party. And Kylie, like I just saw, they had a bunch of like film photos developed. And Kylie's like there at Chateau Marmont, like playing poker with Cartier. Okay.

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So yes, they're very much supportive of one another, especially when it comes to award seasons. And Kylie's definitely going through it right now. And her paying for the funeral costs is like... I don't know why people act surprised. She's actually very generous. And this is like no skin off her back. I'm sure she's doing more than that, like setting his family up with stuff. So she's a queen.

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This is such a sad story. And so many more tributes have been rolling in. I actually was just reading a really beautiful one this morning from Shay Mitchell, who has worked with him for many years. And it seemed like he was really...

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And I did see the GoFundMe and like I wanted to see like what celebrities had donated because you can like look by. Like the most you could sort the donator like the amount the donations by amounts and so many celebrities like donating between like one and five thousand dollars. A bunch of anonymous people in there with like 10K.

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So I don't know who that was, but it seems like this was like a person who who a lot of people worked with, but also really loved.

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So it's a really sad story.

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Oh, fuck. I love breaking news.

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I had no idea that like jail time was even on the table for Karen Huger. And I don't know if I necessarily knew that you could go to jail for a DUI. Every time I think of like celebrities with DUIs, like it's like slap on the wrist community service paying a fine. Justin Timberlake.

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And also every state has different laws. But like, I just didn't know that this was even an option.

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Right where you left me. So I need to just add that. I stayed there, just collected round my pinned up hair. What else did they say? There was like one other song that was like so obvious. Yeah. Was it also tailored?

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Yeah, that's what it sounds like. But I'm sure I don't know what the hell that means. Yeah. I'm shocked. I'm also so conflicted. You know how I feel about DUIs. Punish them to the highest extent of the law. It's seriously the dumbest, most dangerous, selfish, disgusting thing you could do. But Karen Huger is my fucking queen. And I know she's better than this. And I know she has a good heart.

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But she did that shit. So I don't know. I'm really confused.

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Right. The judge said, hold my beer.

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So this is the third housewife to go to prison. Teresa, Jen Shah. Have there been any others? Like Luann's been arrested, but she didn't go to jail. And Luann was just being drunk and disorderly. Like she was drunk in a hotel and then like slapped a cop, which is terrible, but different than a DUI. So I understand why the, it's just also crazy because like,

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I feel like they're, I just, I almost wish I didn't get this news breaking because I need time to digest it. Like I'm feeling, you know, this is so personal to me. DUIs, but also Karen Huger. It's not very grand dame of her.

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But I guess it not being your first like makes a huge difference.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like it's she's got a rap sheet.

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I don't know how to transition. Like, I'm serious. I can't get over this.

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I also can't see her in jail. I can't picture it. Teresa, I could picture. Jen Shah, I could picture. Like, these are tough broads. No, Karen is so tough.

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She is, but she's a fragile old woman.

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Okay, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I just need to like quickly shift my mindset. Caviar Caspia.

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Yeah, the Fourth of July party like had so much potential to be a fun afternoon because it just looked pargy. Like she made it really nice and it was destroyed.

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Yeah, they were looking for an excuse.

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Look at that hot dog cart. The hot dog. When it comes to Dorit and Sutton, I'm like so fiercely team Dorit. With the events at the July 4th thing, like Dorit wasn't helping herself. Like for the first time, I didn't find her like 100% like defensible. Like she was being like a shitster, like starting stuff. But she hates Sutton. So like I get that. When you hate someone, like you start stuff.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Yep. But the thing is, I now no longer care about like who was right, who was wrong about like the July 4th stuff because the Caviar-Caspia wallet conversation was so crazy. And somebody I saw on Twitter pulled a tweet. I had forgotten about this moment where at a reunion, this came up just like about her being very like hoity-toity about money. And somebody asked Crystal, like, do you think –

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Sutton Strack like wields her money as a weapon and like uses it to make herself feel secure and Crystal was like no but that's because I have more money than her when she when she was asking if it was directly about her and so it's true where she sees like a lack of money because Dorit's money is very curious right um she sees that as a weakness and so I mean I understand that she's proud of how far she's come in this life but like it's really crazy

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Well, people have wanted Dorit's financial like situation to be brought up. For a couple of years, because there have been big stories that have largely been ignored, like his gambling debts, the tax stuff, the lawyer thing. Yeah, but you know what?

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You should wear this hat to the party tonight. Oh, Dancing Through Life, original. Oh, the Max and Ruby theme song. Of course. You should wear this hat to the party tonight. Oh, and the AI song. Oh, I'm so glad I'm Travi. I'm so glad my Travi made it to the big game.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Yeah no and this is like one thing the women and they all like even though they all want everybody's drama to be brought to the forefront they never talk about Dorit's money stuff like money is something it's like in Beverly Hills with this particular group of women they don't talk about it like it's day class A it's somewhere they don't go so it really took it immediately separated everyone from Dorit everybody took a step back.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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She talks like a poor person, you know? Like, she's like, when you go to Caviar Casper in Paris, you're usually hoping somebody else picks up the bill. And she is so funny. She's like, and I would eat all the caviar, except it's too expensive. Like, she was acting poor.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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No, it's so true. But she's sort of opened the door now to talk about, oh, we're going low? Okay, let's talk about the fact that you literally have not earned a single dollar that you have. You were born to it and you married it. Like, okay, so why does that make you better than me?

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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What are you thinking of? I feel like you're thinking of something specific.

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I don't know what you're referring to, like this big obvious thing.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Yeah, and NeNe was being pushed into a corner. Like, they were doubting her success. She said, I cash Trump checks. I am rich, bitch. First of all, don't even compare yourself to the great NeNe Leakes. Like, you could never.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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So today's show is like so popping off for so many reasons. One, I'm feeling really good about the state of my bowels. I don't want to jinx it, but like I hated having to run off yesterday's episode. I hate when my body and my brain aren't in sync. Like it's not the time for a poo. It's Dear Toasters. Sorry to the DTQ, the Dear Toasters community that we didn't get that extra Dear Toasters.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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That's why she could say shit like that.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Right, right. She was just defending herself. Yeah.

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And I said, did you just make that up or did somebody say that? You're like, no, Sutton said it in her confessional. I was like, oh, I totally missed that.

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And there's not. No, I know. There's not. But now we can say whatever we want.

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Like we're just saying crazy things.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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By the way, Faye Resnick was looking very pargy.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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And Kathy's now made an appearance in two episodes back to back after being gone for most of the season and she's giving us nothing.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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I want to say something. I want to say something about Bose, who I have loved, and I still do. But, like, from the moment I met her, I haven't had a negative thing to say about her. And now, after a couple of weeks, I have a negative thing to say. Being a first-season housewife and coming on with a story, like, I want to get pregnant, even though, like, we know you're not.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Like, it's just a storyline. It's really unacceptable behavior. Like, it's unacceptable behavior. It's such a trope, you know? Like, remember when that one season Melissa Gorga was like, I'm going to get pregnant. And we're like, no, you're not. Like, it's really, it's bottom of the barrel. When you're not going to do it, it's bottom of the barrel. I can't stand it.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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And also thank you for reminding me. The most dreadful 10 minutes of my life was that scene with Kyle and her life coach. Like how that passed. Got a snack. Went to the bathroom.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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I am filing a class action lawsuit to Bravo. If you'd like to join, send me a message. It was positively dreadful. Although she did say one thing. I fed my starter. Right. She did say one thing that made me like feel for her.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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They got fed. But I owe you one. I owe you one. I own that. So that's exciting. Two, it's Wednesday, which just means it's hump day. Vibes are aplenty. And we have the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recap, which we did miss last week because of Love is Blind.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Cause I feel like when we talk about divorce, we always talk about how like, you know, the woman gets the house and she should, but Kyle was like, I almost wish I didn't because he gets to go have this fun new life in a new apartment. And I'm left here in this house that everybody used to be at.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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And because it's also timing up with like all of her kids being out of the house, she's like so aware of everything she's lost while all he sees is this new, exciting life. I was like, that actually does suck. Even though you would think like you should get the house. The house kind of was like,

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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I mean, I'm sorry. The idea that her and this man would have a baby together and they're like doing ultrasounds in her living room when they haven't even exchanged I love you's. Please stop wasting my time.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Get an ultrasound in your living room. And I just want to say, I love her. And I haven't said a bad word about her. And I won't again because the way she, like, blindly stands up for Dorit. Like, that's the kind of support Dorit needs right now. She is etched in my book.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Then why not Dorit and Bose? Right. They just don't like it. Yeah, they don't because Bose is a formidable opponent.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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No, and there's no grace given.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Yeah. Tomorrow we have Summer House. And I've been seeing whispers online that some of the Spritz drama starts tonight. If that's true, I can't wait.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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I can't frigging wait not to make everything about us, but you're going to want to tune into tomorrow's Summer House Recap. Don't forget to use code Craig20 at Spritz Society.com.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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That's totally what it is. Yeah. That's our show, you guys. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast the Millennium Morning Show, where we deliver the fast five stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching this on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up. We are also available as podcasts anywhere podcasts can be found.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Paul. So by Monday, when they release, I think, like two new episodes on this Friday, keep going. And then we should all be caught up on Monday.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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So that's Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Radio, iHeartRadio, CastBox, all the places where you can listen to podcasts. Find us at Toast the Millennium Morning Show. We have a five-star review about how beautiful, about how stunning, and about how wickedly talented we are.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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I also watched the last two Rehob. So we have Beverly Hills recap and then we have major news in the podcasting space and I feel like we were just talking about this on the toast and I'm so glad we did because now our listeners have like a lot of context and we kind of clued them into like an underground story before it launched.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Somebody call 911, short of fire burning on the dance floor. So the big Alex Earl podcast drama is going to be a story today. And I just want to let you guys know, like for my own curiosity, because this is news that like I find so interesting, but also I know that like people want to know, I was like making calls yesterday, like really trying to find out what happened.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Like I called a bunch of people, like

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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industry people like I was really trying to get the tea and let me say like there's limited tea there so a lot of the stuff that you're seeing on social media like from just random people don't believe because I feel like I have good insight and I'll tell you everything I found out but like these are two people who are extraordinarily private yes but also at this point I can't remember what I know from like social media from like you know public channels and what I know from private channels which is good for everyone because I'm

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Everybody feels the way about it that we do. No, let me tell you how relieved I was. I don't know why, but I was just like, we're going to launch a song and everybody's going to hate it. I feel like we've kind of been in a hater era recently with the frames and people like, I just feel like every time we do something, they're like, I can feel like it was not, should have been this way.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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But I would be cautious about it because I saw so much stuff on TikTok.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Exactly. Women in the know.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Is that our lead story? Did anything else happen yesterday?

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Oh, and so we also need to talk about how we're going to talk about these two without getting confused. And I think we just go Earl Cooper. Like we have to use last names. Can I go Licks Lex? Like, no, because we actually need to be like, like clear.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Alex. No, we get it. Like, but it's a little too.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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And hold on. I just have to send an important text message. I'm on a fact finding mission about this particular story.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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I can't say that either. But wait, I had one more thing I wanted to say. I am in the chat. Lex licks, Lex licks. And the other thing I wanted to say, I can't remember. It'll come back to me. My brain has been really bad recently. It's one of my least favorite things about pregnancy. Not that I have any favorites. Not that I have any favorites.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Yeah, I actually do remember that. I'm not that dumb.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Yeah, I know. I remember. And then I also, I had the most amazing night last night. One, because I saw Shannon Ford's comedy show and it was fabulous. But two, the place where she held her comedy show, like served food, and I got a cookie in a skillet. Yummo. Yeah. And it was so... And the thing is, I just looked at the menu and I saw like cookie skillet. I didn't see what type of ice cream.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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I just said, like, yeah, I'll have that. And it was dark in there because it was a comedy club.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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I know. And now I hate it because I can't even tell you.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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what I ate I know it was a chocolate chip cookie you can't replicate it at home but there was something different in the ice cream I feel like it was cookies and cream ice cream with like bits of oreo it was at city winery let's look up the city winery menu you guys and let me tell you not to sound like so fat it was so small like it was so small and Margo and Ben like kept taking bites and I'm like can you scram the fuck out of here it was so good a cookie I've never actually had a bad cookie in a skillet obviously some are better than others but

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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And I was like, I can't wait for them to say they didn't like the one we chose or that the production was bad. And I didn't even see one negative comment. I cannot believe how much people loved it so much.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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BJ's Brewhouse has an amazing cookie in a skillet. I feel like it's such a classic chain restaurant dessert menu item.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Yeah. Do you own any of the skillets that like you bake a cookie in?

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Yeah, it doesn't have to be small.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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It would be the size of, I'm not going to put it in my big Dutch oven. No, they do make ones in restaurants that are like obviously meant to share. So it's like the size of a small pie.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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I think you need to get on that for the next time I visit.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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And it's a small dessert menu. And the others looked so good, too. But I saw skillet.

The Toast

Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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I didn't know they had multiple menus. Okay, I go.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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There wasn't. Oh my God. No way. But there wasn't ganache. That's not what I ate. There was like Oreo in it. Port ganache. Chunks of.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Maybe there was pork ganache, but there was other stuff in there too.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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You guys, it was so good. Like... It made my whole night. It was such a fabulous night. So good to see Shannon, like not her being, and by the way, it was like the show started at 7.50. So eight o'clock, like I'm deteriorating in the chair, like breaking down. Ben is rubbing my back. I had to order a cookie skillet and a Diet Coke. Like I'm breaking down.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Shannon's over here, like still in the throes of, she's out of her first trimester, but she's like still like nauseous and really at the thick of it. Doing a show in heels and a Miu Miu t-shirt. Like I actually wanted to kill her. I'm like up in the balcony, almost, I have to call an ambulance. Like I seriously, Taylor Stricker was like, Are you okay? And I was like, no. She's like, what's wrong?

The Toast

Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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I'm like, I can't even explain it. Like, I'm just not okay. It was just late for me. And Shannon's up there like looking like a model. You would never know she's pregnant. Leather pants, stilettos, a hair and a slick back pony, really setting an unrealistic standard for women.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Okay, it's true. It's really true.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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No, I actually, like, I don't aspire to that. Like, I'm so tired. I could, like, even my aspirations are exhausted, you know? Yeah, yeah. So she was great. She's going on like a 25 city tour and it's presented by Spritz. So there was Spritz everywhere. It's a real TNN synergized event. And I highly recommend attending. It was also just like fabulous swirlies around, you know?

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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And I'm just like so excited for today's show. I can't explain it. Like, you know, when you're feeling, you know, when you're feeling like,

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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I like that he didn't wipe off the blood until he came to the house. Like, so you can see like the real depth. Yeah. Like he's driving with like blood going into his eyeball, but he just wants you to see. Yeah. How hard I played. Now, was it like a contentious? Was it an accident? He started a fight?

The Toast

Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Well, I'm so glad that people loved the song as much. Of course it was a she. You're telling me.

The Toast

Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Well, we're wishing him a speedy recovery. Like truly.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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I was like oh I actually thought about how you're doing But he wasn't in the room when I saw it That's even more like impactful Yeah no I was like doing my makeup and I'm like My husband You're like offering to cover up his big bruise Does he have like a black eye How do things look in the light of day Just like a scar in his eyebrow Not bad Oh that's like so badass An eyebrow scar I feel like all the bad boys have like a little bald spot in their eyebrow From that time they got hit at basketball From a scar

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Who am I thinking of? Charlie Puth has that. Miles Teller? Yeah. Because he was like in an accident growing up. It's a very chic, edgy, bold look. Like your boys will look up and be like, wow, my dad's a fucking badass. He goes hard in the paint. In the paint. I'll have to tell him that. In his Jewish intramural local league. I'll tell him that. Is it a Jewish league or just a league of Jews?

The Toast

The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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I didn't even think that car seats couldn't fit in certain cars. The second row is just not big enough for a Duna. And she was like, it's big enough for some car seats. The Duna happens to be big. But as a city dweller, you don't have a choice. You need a Duna.

The Toast

The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Yes, that's what she said. But what if I need it to be on the other side for some reason? I'm not buying a car that I can only use half of, you know?

The Toast

The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Sedan. Oh. And SUVs, what Zach drives, like a big car. That's why I said it was so crazy that that's what you landed on. Because I'm only looking at SUVs. So I have a couple in mind. She did recommend, I'm between three cars. If anybody cares. If anybody cares. It's the Mercedes. I don't know what it's called. It's the BMW X7 or the Genesis GV80. The Genesis? Yes. That new brand?

The Toast

The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Ben is actually at the dealership right now. He's loving it.

The Toast

The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Everything I know about SUVs, which is kind of a lot.

The Toast

The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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I don't know about that. So, the journey continues.

The Toast

The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

1113.877

Margot put me onto it. It's, first of all, so nice. When the car mom did a video for me before I ever reached out to her, she recommended a few cars, and that was her top pick for me. So then I looked into it. And Ben is there now. The thing is, being better obsessed with the idea of getting a Hunter Green car, mostly Ben, and not everyone makes Hunter Green.

The Toast

The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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So when the Genesis came in a forest green, he's like, oh, okay, I'll get it now. He's very transparent. He's doing a test drive right now, so stay tuned.

The Toast

The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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And I don't want to hear a word about it, okay?

The Toast

The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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It's Hyundai? It's like the parent company or whatever. Oh, so it's Hyundai. Yeah, but it's a Genesis. It's like, by the way, now I'm learning so much. You know Toyota owns Lexus?

The Toast

The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Yeah, like they all are like, it's a conglomerate energy.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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No, let me tell you, low-key, it looks like a Bentley.

The Toast

The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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The logo's eerily similar, so I'm just going to let people think I'm driving a Bentley.

The Toast

The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

1181.468

Yeah, it's been a journey. You know, not one I'm particularly enjoying, but I'm learning a lot.

The Toast

The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

1190.373

Except I do not like new car smell. When I was at the dealership, maybe it's because I'm pregnant, but I'm like, why do we chase this high?

The Toast

The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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That's so true. Why are we chasing this high of new car smell? Like, no, I want used car smell.

The Toast

The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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It is exciting, although it's overwhelming.

The Toast

The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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It's a big decision, although we lease. We don't buy, so it's not that big of a decision.

The Toast

The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

1234.991

What kind of business y'all in? I'm not sure. I'm thinking two to three.

The Toast

The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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You think three's a long time. Yeah, my last lease was two.

The Toast

The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

126.551

It's just, like, this is how I need to sit, honestly, to be comfortable. Look how unattractive I look.

The Toast

The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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I'm starting to sweat. It's really hard for me to get dressed. I'm not into this weather. It's making me think, I cannot believe that Charlie was born in August. What the fuck did you wear in July? It's May. It's literally the most gorgeous weather. This is what people dream of. It's 60, sunny. I cannot stop sweating. And I don't know what the hell to wear.

The Toast

The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Showing leg on the podcast is not an option.

The Toast

The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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I feel like I'm going to be able to find like three outfits that work. One of them is going to be our oversized merch t-shirt. And I'm just going to have to wear like rotate them throughout the week. And I don't want to hear a word about it. Okay.

The Toast

The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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You have been promoted. I actually thought about that woman the other day. You are now one of my elite employees. She was so viral. What happened to her?

The Toast

The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Right. Being a girl boss and CEO. Yeah.

The Toast

The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Yes, that's how I've been taught to sit. Which is good for your condition. Exactly. I have a condition.

The Toast

The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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I'm actually like, I feel I am who I am because of her. I'm heavily influenced by her.

The Toast

The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

1350.605

I think she like walks into local businesses and says like, hi, I'm a girl boss and CEO. And like, I want to, you know, I want to help you elevate your establishment. It's kind of giving undercover boss. We need her. Yeah. Um, Should we?

The Toast

The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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So I don't want to hear a word about the way I'm sitting. If you want the show to go on for more than an hour, I'm just going to have to sit like this, okay?

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I mind. I don't want to watch clips of me later today looking like this.

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She said- Jackie, they are not married.

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They were married from 2008 until 2014. Nicole is a former Broadway dancer. She works as a real estate agent now in New York City. And Mark, the dad, Chalamet, is a French journalist who has worked for Le Parisien and the UN. They met in New York City while Mark was on assignment. Together, they have two children, Pauline and Timothy.

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They've always had, like, French vibes.

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By the way, I don't think him buying a home in Beverly Hills, like, obviously he'd like to be near Kylie. He's a working actor in Hollywood. Like, you need a house in L.A. And it's not like he bought it in Hidden Hills.

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And now... It's definitely amping up, don't you think? Like, he's more in demand than ever. Yeah.

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Love that. If you see clips for the next couple of weeks where I'm extremely zoomed in, don't ask questions.

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No, I feel like he really needed a place starting, let's think, what was, maybe Dune.

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I mean, it's hard to find a house, you know? It takes time.

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Maybe he likes to rent. You know, I love to rent.

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Um, maybe Claudia in a different lifetime. I will buy a home eventually one day. I don't plan to live this untethered life forever.

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I feel like you don't. Oh, I guess, you know, my dream is like, I don't think I would ever buy a place in New York city. Um, but I would love to own like a second home.

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Right, or the mountains, the beach. I'm open to really all elements. Yeah.

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He definitely runs it. He totally has a place in New York because he's always here. He was at the Knick game the other night. And he totally runs.

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Oh, when I think of him in New York, I think of those pictures of him filming Gwyneth Paltrow movie, Marty McFly, whatever it's called.

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I want to say I think this woman did an excellent job, obviously, being like the mother of a very famous person dating an even more famous person. Donna Kelsey comes to mind and she's had a couple of flubs. So everybody's very critical to write like we're reading so in depth into this woman's article. So you almost like can't do a good job. And she did a lovely job. She said Kylie's lovely.

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She's lovely. She's very nice to me. And then she made like a funny little joke. Oh, my son bought an $11 million house without telling me. Ha ha ha. She came off real normal.

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Okay. So that was my little preemptive warning. What was the word I was looking for? Whatever. Hey, Jax. How you doing? Happy Wednesday. Today we have a great show. We have the Valley Recap.

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Donna Kelsey is also just like, she's just a victim of circumstance. Taylor Swift did it all. Taylor's so much more famous than Kylie. It's just too much. Literally, she couldn't have done it right even if there was a way. There's not. But with this woman, I think she really did a lovely job. She sounds like her and Kylie really get along nicely. And the thing with the Kardashians is like,

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the families of the men that they date, like love them, right? Like they all become family. Like French Montana is still hanging around Chris and he dated Chloe for five minutes. Like they really bring, I mean, Amari, like they bring in everyone into their family. Their family just keeps growing.

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Correct. But she had like a chip on her shoulder, which I totally understood. She wasn't wrong. So maybe Pauline and what's the mom's name? Nicole. Nicole Flender. Like I could see them on the next season of Keeping Up, you know, at Dream's birthday party.

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Even though she lives in Paris, which is just like a little inconvenient.

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Yeah. Actually, Sex Eyes of College Girls got canceled. I don't know if she does have to come back soon.

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I do think about the fact that like Kylie has two kids and so crazy because she's so young. And in the context of this relationship, like what that means, like Timothy is the stepdad. We've never seen them all out together, but I imagine they do stuff and like they've met Uncle Timmy. And what does that look like?

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He's not the stepdad. He's the dad who stepped up.

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That's so cute. I didn't even know he had a girlfriend. He's very private. He's also, I feel like, one of those players who, like, is well-known and famous, like, for his... work on the field. And that's it. You know, like we don't know a lot about his personal life, except I know that like his whole team is women. They love that. Like manager, agent, publicist, everyone's a woman.

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But like beyond that, like we just know his stats and he keeps separation of church and state. So I feel like that's kind of a nice way to live. But it's nice that you shared this with us. That's really cute.

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He makes it like easy for the press to. But Jalen kind of lives a quiet life as far as I know. There's not a lot of like meat there.

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Probably against his will. Yeah. Well, listen, it's a price of fame.

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They say that if you are to marry an athlete, like football players are the best ones because they have the shortest schedule and like you have the most, you know, free time to get married. Whereas like remember Kate Upton, when they were getting married, they had like three days off because her man is a baseball player, which is like the worst schedule. But he was also like an amazing one.

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So he was in the playoffs and then the World Series. And like their wedding came really close to the actual World Series. Yeah.

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So, not that, you know, I'm looking, obviously.

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But if I did, like, I'd definitely be hanging out in the stadiums.

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No, basketball is a lot of games. It's like 80 games a season. Literally, the football players play 18 games.

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And the baseball players, they have like in the hundreds. Oh, but then you do have to deal with perhaps like a concussion. Yeah. And like, yeah, that's tough. That's tough for sure.

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What do you think is least prone to injury?

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Did you feel like an obligation to watch?

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Golf elbow is a real thing. Ben gets it all the time.

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Planters fasciitis. And of course, like a bad back.

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It does. It does. Except like when I think about attending a lot of games of a particular sport, tennis is so quiet.

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That's so wrong. Literally, God forbid.

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But golf is like the same thing, like kind of quiet and boring. Peaceful. I think, I know, I think, I think football, like the games are rowdy and fun, good food, liquor. Drinks. I think, yeah, I think I'm, I'm, I'm definitely made for the football wag life if, you know, my time should ever come.

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And walk. Like from hole to hole. And walk. No fucking way. No fucking way. Thank you. I forgot about that part. You reminded me.

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And Kristen Doty refuses to be forgotten.

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No, when Ben plays with his amateur level, you can take the cart. Yeah. But they don't use carts.

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Yeah, except he's a podcaster by trade. And you have to lean into the lore if you want to be successful. And he is a successful podcaster.

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Well, it depends. Like, it's circumstantial. Like, I don't see Blair as Leighton Meester because she... Leighton Meester as Blair. Because she went on and, like, did a total... left turn and went into music. And then Blake Lively, I didn't really see as Serena because I knew her before. She was the only one I knew before. And then she went on to do roles that were just as big as Serena, right?

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And so every person's different. I do see Ed Westwick like pretty much as Chuck Bass, but that's a good thing because we like Chuck.

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Because you were acting like Dan. Because you're fucking Dan. Yeah no it's so true when I think of like but it's not necessarily bad. It's just because Dan was like a weenie loser ass character. Like who would want to be? Cause I think a lot, when I see like Kelly Rutherford, she's so Lily, right? Like in real life, she's very, yeah. And in real life, she like is all over Europe fashion week.

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She's very fashion forward. Like that's good. Like, yeah, you're Lily. Same with Ed Westwick. Who wouldn't want to be sexy and mysterious? Then that's you. And then Dan, it's like, well, you're artsy and grungy and kind of insufferable, so I can see why you wouldn't like that.

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Even though I actually don't think his Dan association has a lot to do with him dating Serena in real life.

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Yeah. Yeah. Cry me a river, tiny violins, you're fine.

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teen or young stars on shows like this really start to feel like their characters in a way that might also like puff them up but then make them feel low because who are you a role like that is like a blessing but you have to be careful with what you do with it afterwards and so in terms of like roles you take and even people you date just how you're perceived publicly like if you don't want to be just this one thing forever you have to be strategic and I feel like he wasn't but I think other people were

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Although in the long run, I think he ended up fine, right? Like he had enormous success with you and enormous success with his podcast. But that was like really, really like later on.

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Are you getting emotional because of all the hard things that you went through?

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I'm not like murdery. Those are not my type of shows.

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I just want to say at current Penn Badgley, like modern 2025 Penn Badgley, like I respect. But I acknowledge it was a long road to get here.

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Welcome back to the toast and happy hump day. Unfortunately, I cannot participate in hump day this week. I'm just far too immobile, you know? Yeah.

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Apple's first scripted podcast. So Apple's releasing original content now for podcasts?

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Yeah, he has a very distinct voice. And I think like him doing voice work, whether I would have thought more like, you know, cartoons, but this works too, is really smart. I find it so interesting that Apple's like finally entering the podcast game. Like all these other platforms have been like creating original content, doing big partnerships, like...

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If we're putting so many resources, writers, screenwriters, Sebastian Maniscalco, get a camera.

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They were actually playing on Bravo before the new season, the new episode of The Valley last night. They were playing old Vanderpump Rules episodes. Season one, Jax, Kristen, Stassi, Tom. Let me tell you, it was a trip. I haven't seen it in so long. And they played the episode where, of course, Kristen gets backhanded by Stassi. And then Tom and Jax go at each other in the middle of Sur.

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There have been a couple podcasts that have been adapted into... Serial? TV. I don't think they've done a show yet, but they did that Will Ferrell one where he's like a therapist.

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And that like steals the life of his client or something.

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I'm not sure. But I know it's been done like a couple of times. So it's like a new thing.

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Yes. I feel like we are always doing documentaries. Everybody's story has been turned over in some way or the other. In a movie, a documentary, a podcast. Except Mr. Ponzi.

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Correct. I feel like they're going to change the name of a Ponzi scheme to a Madoff scheme. He out-Ponzied the Ponzi, right? And it became such a bigger story that now the word people use is Madoff as a verb.

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That must be a great feeling for Bernie.

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And it's seriously so funny when the group erupts and Jax and Tom are like, physically beating the shit out of each other. Everybody disperses. Cause they were in a big group. All the girls are there. They're like in and Sheena gets shoved. She is in the corner sobbing. I just got my tooth fixed and they shoved me. And it's like, your tooth is fine. You're fine.

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So we're good. Like, where did the feather come from?

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No, but there were three small ones on the floor. He probably just kicked them in. Or after he hung up, he brought them in. They were actually really small, all three of them.

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I really, really appreciate your commitment to seeing the worst in Ben, for sure. I was on the phone with Ben, Jackie, in the street. I called him the second he left the house because I was like, you are not going to pull one over on me.

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Maybe we just like, maybe we just tracked them in on our shoes. Like maybe it's as simple as that.

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Jackie, it wasn't like a, I know I wouldn't touch it. Like I just, I knew it had diseases on it. A hundred percent.

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They did a red carpet. There was the trailer release.

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Just to wrap up yesterday's conversation, Jackie and I have been reached out to by Cloud Foods, and we will be receiving the popcorn hopefully sometime this week. They asked for our addresses.

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I'm excited, too. I actually heard it's very delicious.

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It's actually funny because the running joke now is like, you know, A senator dies and it's like, well, how is Sheena Shea doing? And she has been that way since day one. It was hysterical to watch.

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Okay, it's giving the working title of the Real Houses of Orange County. Wasn't it also called Beyond the Gates?

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Um, now I don't need to know like the plot of the show. I need to know the cast.

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Maybe it's Jessica Simpson. I'm thinking of a lot of the people in the Kardashians inner circle. They don't live beyond the gates. Right. Like, cause I was thinking like Olivia.

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But I don't think they live in Hidden Hills.

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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Or maybe it's people we don't know.

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Yeah, I feel like when we see, like, pictures of the kids, there's always, like, random kids there. It's like, who are their moms?

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I kind of like this idea. Although the name is stolen.

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She's by the way, totally teeing us up. That's actually such a good call.

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The gates. No, and they don't always say it like that. Like just this year.

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Listen, however she got here is how she got here.

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Yes, cloudfoods. The Instagram was cloudfoods.

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Chloe in Wonderland is also really crushing. I see it all over the charts.

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We knew that. We knew that she was. We always have said that it's so crazy. The Kardashians don't have their own podcast. And if they did, it would have to be her or Chris. And the fact that like now that there now that there is like a Kardashian podcast, if there's ever had one. Okay, it was about social justice. It was about prison reform.

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I'm saying anytime there's a scandal, that's where they're going to go.

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Right, they have an in-house platform now. It's so smart. I can't believe they didn't have that before.

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So I would agree that Michelle's is the most unnecessary. And let me tell you why. This is one of my feelings from the episode. It was very hard to watch her scenes with Jason. I know I lack context. So just based on whatever. So I know I lack context because I didn't watch season one. So based on what I know, tell me if I'm wrong. Like, I think that Jesse is the most evil man on the planet.

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Like, I fucking hate him. And yeah, she probably wasn't perfect in the marriage, yada, yada. But like the way she's like, she's so right about him. Like his tears are fake. Yeah. My daughter comes and says that the dog should stay with me because I'm lonely. Shut up. And when they called Sheena and Sheena was like, yeah, that girl said that. I hate this fucking man. And I think he's evil.

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And I feel actually so sorry for her. But it's also painful to watch her because he knows exactly how to get under her skin. And she lets him. And she's not a good fighter. She doesn't have good words. And so that's why she makes a bad podcaster. She's not a good talker.

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No, but he's, no, he tortures her with the kid and it's so evil. Yeah. When she's, he's like, you'll drop her off on Sunday with the nanny. And she says, okay, which nanny? Doesn't matter. And no, it does. No, it literally matters who's watching the kid.

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And he was like, he was like, well, right. But then he was like, Michelle just thinks that like, I take the kid to hurt her and I just, you know, go live my life and I drink and I socialize and I date and I leave the kid with the nanny. And that's not true. But what she doesn't realize is how much I struggle to balance my business, my personal life and my single dad life.

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I was thinking that, too, when Kristen was in his house. I'm like, you two fucked.

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I'm like, oh, so what she said is exactly true. You have too much going on. You work too much. You date too much. You socialize too much and you don't have time to be a dad.

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Like, you literally just admitted what she thinks of you is the absolute truth.

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The Jackson, Brittany stuff is so crazy. Um, I guess it's not so crazy now because a couple of weeks ago, Jack shared that he was struggling with a cocaine addiction. Um, but like the fact that she ripped the bandaid off and set it on camera, I imagine is the impetus behind a lot of what he's sharing now. Cause it's out there. Um, And when he was like, well, you've never done it.

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She's like, I have, but give me a drug test I could pass right now. Could you? And then he just like silently walked back upstairs. It's like, Brittany, I actually, I've always liked Brittany. I have enormous respect for her now. A, just like seeing what she's been dealing with over the last couple of years. But B, how she's really very protective of her son.

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So we'll do a full Valley recap at the end of today's episode. Stories, how would you describe?

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That's the photo they used of the girl.

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And I guess the agreement is that, you know, Jax took the marital home, which is fucking crazy. The least you could do. That's still Britney's house. Britney pays for it. Britney sleeps in that bed.

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Of course not. But the agreement is that they can see other people just not in the marital home, which I think is really fair. And that's what got Britney so revved up is now it's two girls having come back to the house. And that's why there was a playing card over the camera.

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Oh, was the rule dating people we know? I didn't hear him say that. That's what he said, yeah. Okay, the way I don't give a flying fuck that Brittany dated Julian. Like, I'm so glad she had someone. And I do feel like she, you can see, she's not in love with Jax anymore. Like, this isn't hard for her because she loves him. It's hard for her because she's stuck with him.

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And she's responsible for him because he really has nobody. And she cares about him, but not in a way like that I think is romantic, even remotely.

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And I just want to say, he didn't see his kid for so long. He walks into the house and Cruz literally does not walk towards him and starts crying. Like, that's not a good sign.

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I believe it was the great Hannah Montana who once said, life's what you make it. So let's make it rock.

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Yeah. So and that's what the guy on the phone was saying because he was making it seem like it was about money.

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OK, but I felt like well-being. So I felt like that wasn't a real recording of what the guy on the other end of the phone was saying. It was like dubbed with like AI generated phone conversation because who talks like that?

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Two 15 day stays will not be the same as one 30 day stay. I'm like, why?

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Yeah. One thing, and this, my real takeaway from this episode was how much I really respect Brittany because I'm also, I know everybody like doesn't agree with me and I don't know the real context or history, but I know people don't like Janet. All I know so far, like there's nothing that I dislike about her and I'm 100% on her team about the whole miscarriage Zach comment.

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And the fact that Brittany like refuses to ride for her best friend, literally this is her best friend, right? They're from Kentucky together, right? Refuses to like, ride for him. I'm actually, I really respect, like as a woman and as a mom, like what you said was so fucked up. Like, no bitch, you're literally on your own. I'll be your friend still.

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Like we can talk and giggle about your boyfriend. But yeah, there's gonna be a distance between us. Cause you said something so fucking crazy. Like normalize holding your friend's feet to the fire and telling them that they're nuts.

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And I just was genuinely curious at the amount of time they made us watch and learn about Zach's relationship. Okay, thank you for- With a married man who lives in Canada. Thank you for discussing this because- That FaceTime conversation was top five weirdest human communications I've ever seen in my life.

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Does he still do the mazel of the day?

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Like, we didn't get any Dia. Dia. Like, so weird.

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But also who is Benji in this world? Like who is Benji?

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I thought for sure I missed it in the last season.

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And that was a lot of time. He had his own solo scene and then we're hearing about it with Brittany. I'm like, the whole second half of the episode was about this guy. I'm like... How did we get here?

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Oh, so they couldn't think of anything.

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Oh, okay. Well, at least they're together. At least it wasn't for nothing.

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Okay, I'm so glad I was right about that. I was so confused.

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Okay, that's funny. Well, that's our show. That's the Valley Recap. Tomorrow we have Summer House. Also, Paige is on Watched Robbins Live for the first time.

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For the first time in like over a year.

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This season, yes. I saw someone on TikTok say that she hasn't been on since February 2024. So don't ask me how I know that.

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Yeah, this is like her first appearance this season and first appearance post breakup. That's why it's remarkable.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Yeah, a thousand percent. He's the most eligible gay man in New York. Like every gay guy is like dying to date him. He's wealthy. He's successful. He's handsome. He's so funny. He's got a great personality.

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Don't pretend to be relatable to like people who actually want to get married and can't.

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I feel like it's hard to I mean, we do Queenie and Weenie once a week, which is like similar to Mazel and Jackal. And sometimes it's hard to come up and they have to do it every day. We have a whole week of stories.

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But they also have like a whole production team.

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Wow. She says muzzle and jack whole steak.

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I wish I had more to update you guys on.

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What was the, like, the Bechdel test of Andy's attitude?

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Because you know he literally rushes those people off usually. The people who call in or Zoom in. He rushes them off so quickly.

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Where are you from? What's your question?

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Meanwhile, normally if people love to, they say their question, but they love to say one thing before being like, Andy, I love you. Or what were the guesses?

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And I know it pisses Andy off so much because they don't have any time. He's like, thanks so much. What's your question? Where are you from? And that's hysterical that he gave the time of day to the dog.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just want to give a shout out. Not a shout out. Sort of like a... What's the word I'm looking for? Not a precursor, but like a...

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A lot of times they clearly have it memorized or, like, they have a Post-it taped to their, like, webcam because, I mean, it is a lot of pressure. And if it is live, it's even more pressure. I agree. That's, like, a Zoom thing, a COVID thing that they brought into. That's got to go. Agreed. What did they do before? They had people call in.

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I wish I had more to, like, update the crew on, you know, in terms of what I did yesterday. It was just a busy day taking care of me. Acupuncture, physical therapy. I did my stretches all night long. Like, I'm tired of doing it. I know you guys are tired of hearing about it. So, like, I'll just shut up.

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The way the housekeeper coming changes the whole week. And I don't know if I shared this, but the other day, Ben was like, we should just order in tonight, right? Because the housekeeper was here yesterday. And I said, you, my work is done.

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We should order in. And he was like, and we're going away. It was like maybe the week we went to the Mayflower and he was like, well, we're going away on Friday. So the housekeeper came in on Wednesday. Thursday, we should just order in, right? Planning? I've literally, my nipples got hard. I was like, yes. Yes, we should order in. Tell me more. And then, by the way, I forgot to tell you this.

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Okay, so. Ben used this studio yesterday to record. Good guys. Not my setup. This little corner of the studio is off limits to everyone. But we have another little setup when you came to New York. So I said, Ben, yeah, feel free to move some furniture around and use the camera. And I think it's better because then we don't run into any potential issues of him turning my microphone off or whatever.

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Kind of like a message I want to give to everyone before the show starts.

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So I was feeling really good this morning. I'm feeling really good and I'm getting dressed and I'm explaining to Ben how tough it is to get dressed because it's so hot in the city and my studio is so hot. He was like, yeah, it was really hot in there when I was using. I actually opened the window. I'm like, yeah, I open the window all the time. It lets in a lot of fresh air. It's nice.

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He was like, yeah. And then he starts stewing. I'm like, what's wrong?

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No, but like a pre. Like, help me please find the word.

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He was like, I feel like I didn't close the window. Yeah. And I started to freak because I already have like a pit about leaving the window open. I feel like a bird's going to fly in. Like I just, and right outside my window is someone's like alley thing. So they like leave their trash there. There's definitely rats, like for sure.

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So try to limit how, I'm like, the window's been open for 15 hours. I was about, I was seriously so mad. He's like, let me go to the studio first. I'll go check it out. Make sure like I did or didn't close it. Make sure there's not a pigeon there. Made him FaceTime me because I knew if the window was open, he would close it and say that it wasn't.

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So I made him FaceTime me and the window was closed. So I'm like, okay. He was like, Claudia, I'm so shocked. I was 100% sure I left it open. And I was like, okay. Okay. Then I got here today. The window was 1000% closed. But there were some packages inside. So one of the guys who works in my building, he has a key. He lets in my packages.

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It's kind of the opposite of an epilogue.

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So maybe he dropped off the packages and then saw the window and closed it as a courtesy because when I was cleaning up, Ben left it a little messy, I saw a couple of feathers on the ground.

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And where would a feather, seriously, where would a feather have come from? And it was gray black, like the color of a pigeon.

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No, he would. Like, I'm telling you my relationship with him. Like, he looks out for me. I look out for him.

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Yeah, but that's not the word I'm looking for.

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Hey, Kama, just curious, period. When you dropped off packages yesterday, dash, was my window open? Question mark. Thanks.

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I know because I said to Ben, if you walk in there and the window's open, there is a ban. You are not allowed to use my studio anymore. And I've kind of... told him to fuck off because he's made so many issues in our studio, but he needed it. And I was like, you know what? I don't use that second studio. Sure. Like I thought I could be magnanimous. And I'm like day one, you're causing issues.

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Kind of. Kind of. Keep going. You're close.

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I'm not even worried about a pigeon. I'm really worried about a rat.

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Yeah. So I'll keep you updated on what he says.

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Yeah. It was a busy morning. I also forgot to totally update you guys. Over the weekend, Ben and I started our new car journey. Because we're looking for a new car.

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Yeah, I can't believe you ended up with a Tesla. That's so not even in my options.

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Okay. I just want to give like a... Like a preemptive PSA. A what? A warning. Yeah, that is another synonym for what I'm looking for, but we haven't found the word yet. I would like to just give a warning, yes, to anyone watching on YouTube. I look sweet right now. I will have to start spreading my legs on this show. I can't sit like this anymore. I'm going to have to start sitting like a man.

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I didn't drop anything off in your space yesterday, so I don't know. Okay, no, that's good, because that means when Ben was here, he brought in my packages.

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So Ben did close the window. Where the fuck did that feather come from?

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Did you bring in packages to the studio yesterday when you were here? Question mark.

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Or this morning? Question mark. Good call. Okay, yeah, so we started. We went to a bunch of dealerships. What I thought I wanted, I spoke to the car mom at length. I've actually narrowed it down to a couple of cars.

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She's endorsing my choices. I fell in love with this car, this Lexus, and she was like, no. Why? No. She was like, your Duna will not fit.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Can you explain if it's not for dogs, it's just a pillow that you hump?

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Oh, it turns your pillow into something that you would want to hump. Yeah, it gives it like texture. Parts.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Thank you, Turtle. You're welcome. Our first story is actually a really crazy update in the Justin Baldoni, Blake Lively, It Ends With Us saga. It's not even a crazy update.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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So Justin Baldoni's team has teased a website launch with Blake Lively correspondence after releasing a behind the scenes video from the set of the movie. So Justin Baldoni's team released a video that was like an uncut, footage from- It was about 10 minutes long. From one of their scenes in the movie.

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But they also teased the launch of a new website meant to directly squash her claims. They said, Justin and team have the right to defend themselves with the truth. This is what we will be continuing to show with the upcoming website containing all correspondence as well as relevant videos.

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So the video that they show has like a lot of dialogue where they're talking and I didn't see the movie, but in the background, like they're winning the Stanley cup, but the two of them are talking. So like, are we just watching them like talk and flirt?

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But they're also like talking and a little bit disagreeing about like random stuff and smiling at each other. And kissing. So the way that it comes off, it feels like they're flirting and they're talking about like their spouses because they're like having disagreements about like how you are in love with your partner. Blake is saying, well, Ryan and I, we love to talk.

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It's not a pocket vagina? It's not a flashlight?

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You know, there's not enough time in the day to talk. So when we...

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get together they're just talking and justin is like oh me and emily we just like to stare into each other's eyes for minutes and he's smiling and looking at her lovingly it is the weirdest nuzzling her neck it is the weirdest thing to watch then they have to like you know bump noses kissing and and and jenny slate catches a stray bullet jenny slate catches a stray bullet because blake live he was like oh my gosh your nose is so big that's actually no that's not what she said

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Yeah, he throws in Chinese slate, which like does sound random. But then I saw like someone had argued that because she plays his sister in the movie. So it was just like throwing in how it's like a big no set.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Yeah, we're a big no family. So like I can let that go.

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He's using it to prove his claims. And there was even like the thing about the smelling and how she's like saying that she smells bad because of the spray tan. He corroborates that. And then she had said previously, like he said that she smelled bad. Um, so he's presenting it like, look, look what it is. And then she, her team is like, yes, exactly.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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It's for women. And it's not just like something you wrap around your pillow with a dildo coming off.

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Oh, for sure. But like, it's, this is all on the internet now. And like, I feel like for him, like if he doesn't save his good name, like he won't work again. There's not really much else that he can do. Like his whole career like is riding on how this goes for him. And for Blake, I feel like whether or not people think she's a mean girl, like she'll be like, she'll work again. She'll survive.

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She has her husband, like she has her family. She has, she's, you know, so I do feel like the stakes are like a little different. And that's why he doesn't care if you think that that's a weird move. Like he just wants the people to see how he experienced it. And I still think with all of the stuff that is going to come forward. It's all going to be in like the subtext of how it's read.

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And it's actually a perfect psychological experiment, human behavior, how like two people can really think that they are right and that they've been wronged. And when you see it from their perspective, you see it like that. But when you look at it from the other perspective, you see it the other way.

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I feel like we talk about this all the time, even with dear toasters, like, oh, what does the other person have to say? Right. So it is sort of interesting, but watching this video, you want to know my takeaway? I never want to see a movie ever again. If this is how it gets made, this was the weirdest thing I ever- It's coming too hard. This is the weirdest thing I ever saw.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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And like, I don't want to watch stuff like that has to get made this way. It's like- My takeaway-

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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It's a surface. She's kind of reinvented the wheel here.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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I could, I could never, no, I could never be like holding someone that I don't like smiling at him talking. Like I just, it's not for me.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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I agree. And I'll watch documentaries from now on. I don't want to watch people act if this is what it actually is.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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We need just reality TV. Also, have you been seeing the footage from the swing set?

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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And it looks like they're disagreeing about how to push the swing. The swing, right. And there genuinely is only one way.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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It's so weird that he's like the director and you disagree with him and then you also have to go and kiss him. So I really just think, Sag Astor, you should not direct movies that you're also in. I feel like that's- It's complicated. Very complicated. The swing, then yesterday I was at the park pushing the swing and I started to think, am I doing it the right way?

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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No, I know, but- I couldn't, I couldn't tell like who was, what the problem was. She also like had a lot of hair in her face for like, put your hair up at the playground. Okay. First of all.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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And then second of all, it's actually funny when kids are in that bucket swing, they do go towards the front.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Lean forward and there it's like Superman. And it doesn't look aesthetically what you think like a baby in a swing should look like. But that's actually how they like to swing. No, not only that, it looks hella dangerous.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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the way that they like to flip upside down it's like they like to be upside down which isn't they like to look like they don't have any bones like it's not picture perfect for a movie so I feel like she was trying to get the baby to sit up but that's actually the babies like to be hunched over in there yeah the bucket swing that's so true so it was just like a losing battle at this point in the Blake Lively drama like I feel like

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Well, I do feel like we're gonna be talking about it more and more, especially with the text, who knows what's in there. By the way, I know it's legal now, so the point is to show the text. I just don't love airing out text messages on a website. But they're so beyond what is proper at this point.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Yeah. So I, but the thing is, I really can see how this went so sideways, how two strong personalities with a very different idea of what they wanted out of this movie on sensitive subjects,

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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were clashing and then things just keep reaching new levels with her husband and then with like then all of a sudden like you're not my friend you're my foe but we're working together you don't get the same access to me that you even got three months ago so when you think that you have that access now you're offending me it's I could see how things like deteriorated so quickly and got into this mess and I I don't I just think it's really like a shame that it's like this this ugly no

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Which is unfortunate for us because I do feel like every time there's a big update, we will talk about it just because it's big. But we're really circling the drain here.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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They're just, they're feeling you out. They're saying, how far does she want to go with this? Does she want cysts?

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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You also have to do this acting until you make money, like real big money.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Oh, are you ready for our next story? Yeah. Addison Rae is offering fans an update on the state of her friendship with Kourtney Kardashian.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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She's on the cover of Rolling Stone. She's talking about a lot of different things, her career and pop.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Bryce called Kourtney Kardashian. Right, there's so many ways that could have went, but I like the route we're taking. I think she did speak about Bryce in the interview too, but I was more interested in Kourtney. So- That's so funny. I don't even think of Bryce. Like, I don't care. I don't think of Bryce, but do I look like I think of Bryce? Yes.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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kind of do i look i don't even i can't keep those guys apart i know i don't even really know that she i knew that she dated one you're talking about like the sway boys like noah beck is bryce hall and josh who's also bff so he stands out from the pack yes and i think noah beck stands out because i like not to be a freak like i think he's so cute i know he's like 11 and he's adorable

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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So lest we not forget, moral of the story, Addison had dated Bryce in the past. Yeah. So she was asked about her friendship with Courtney and she said, she's an amazing friend of mine, amazing mentor and person. We got very fortunate that it ended up working out and I'm very thankful for her. She added that they have very similar interests and temperaments.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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I think both of us are very honest people and we like a lot of the same things. It started off with both of us just loving to work out. We were doing that together a lot. She's just a very real person. She's been so helpful to me in every way. She's such a good person to lean on. And then also now, you know, she has a new baby. So I do think their friendship has like,

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Okay, but I feel like it's too soon to call it. So that's your initial assessment. All's that to say, happy hump day. Happy hump day. I actually made a discovery last night that I just want to share with you to just put a pin on the conversation that we had on Patreon.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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No, and I feel like right after this time with Addison was when Courtney started dating Travis. And so yeah, when you get a new man and they're so wrapped up doing each other, you don't see your friends as much, especially when the friend was a newer friend. But I'm glad to know that there's no bad blood. Because typically when you're so hot and fast and then you're at zero-

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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It's bad blood, but I do feel like Addison like would still call Courtney up for advice.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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But also their boyfriends are like friends, right?

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Addison, the drummer. Omar? Yeah, Omar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like rocker boys. They're rocker boys. So I wonder at the holiday party, like if they see each other.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Yeah. Except the sub headline, like there are a few years too late with it. It looks like something that could have come out seriously in 2021 when she dropped.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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It said Addison Rae, the queen of TikTok is coming for pop.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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That she's on the cover of Rolling Stone? For somebody who's trying to break into music. It is major for Rolling Stone. I'm happy for them.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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I'm happy for them that they landed at it.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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I think they did ask her a lot of stuff. I'm just saying. The queen of TikTok is coming for a pop. Like she's been here. And by the way, these days, she's not the queen of TikTok. The headline is David.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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She literally set the crown down. She left the throne. She got up and bounced. She abdicated. Wallace. David.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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I literally Columbus myself. Cause remember how I said on Patreon, if you were listening to me, but maybe this will help someone out there that my skin is redder and worse than it ever is. And I'm someone who has like red skin. I always just get redness. And that's something that's just a part of being me, but it's been worse than ever. And I was like, I wonder why that is.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Addison Simpson. Yeah. So I felt like this was like a little bit dated, but I'm happy for Addison to be coming into pop. I was ready for her to be a movie star. Didn't get my way. What can you do? You win some, you lose some. Remember when Courtney was in that movie? That movie was amazing. That movie was amazing. It was. Like, I remember watching it. That's your truth.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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I think I watched it twice in 24 hours. Like, it was so, so good. Like, it was so well done for a remake. Addison's big moment. She crushed it. Like, seriously. Actually, I don't know if it aged as well. But I remember being so impressed that they pulled that off.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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What's the other song other than Diet Pepsi?

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Yeah. But we're sat for what's next. We are sat for what's next. Are you ready for our next story? Our third story.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Real Housewives of Salt Lake City's Mary Cosby reveals that Rihanna reached out to her after the emotional scene discussing her son's drug addiction.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Yes, so during a recent interview with Vulture, Mary Cosby revealed who has reached out to her after the show aired an emotional scene where her son Robert Jr. admitted he was addicted to drugs. In addition to her castmates, she said she even heard from the famous singer-turned-business mogul Rihanna. She said, I heard from all the cast. I even heard from Brittany.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Lisa Barlow was the only one that didn't reach out. And that's why I said I feel like she's the kind of person that is a little bit happy when other people are going through something. But everyone else and even other housewives reached out to me. Even Rihanna reached out to me. I was happy I did it after I received the way people accepted it and loved it.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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She said about Rihanna, she reached out to us when the show aired and told us she loved us. And then on Christmas Day, she said, Merry Christmas and I love you and Robert Jr., Mary says, I feel like if you can reach people of that caliber, you're doing something right. You know what I mean?

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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And I've been trying to like self-assess. I don't really do that many things like differently on a day to day, but I realized what I was doing differently. That's the reason for the season. Cause I Googled it and confirmed my hypothesis.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Oh gosh, she didn't get the memo. I know. That's just like not a word. No, that's not what we're doing, RJ. That's not how we're describing women in mass.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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I started taking turmeric ever since your husband was here and he left his bottle of turmeric and he said it's good for inflammation. And I've been taking it like once a day. And then I was like, No, it can cause like dermatitis, skin issues. So it just, yeah, it's causing that for me. So I'm gonna stop taking it, of course.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Yeah, but not before, Scandaval not being the peak though, because I would say, but I understand what you're saying, yes.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Yeah, she definitely does. So I thought that was nice. I'm happy for Mary. I'm happy for Mary too.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? What number? Four. No, I'm not ready. She's not ready.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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So if you were having redness and just started taking turmeric in the new year because your brother-in-law brought it over, now you know.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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I think it's actually better this way because it's like, look, I listened to you and my face almost fell off.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Well, I hope that you hump a studio that you love that's been so good to you.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Our next story is a little podcast news. A new podcast, actually, that we hadn't even talked about. A celebrity joining the podcast sphere. Kristen Davis launched a podcast. Oh, you know what? I saw this. Called Are You a Charlotte? And she's been doing it a couple weeks now, but she shared a story, tea-filled, except for that she didn't name the person.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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He said the key word, which is inflammation, which really is the big, one of the bingo words, don't you find? Of the year, yeah. Of the year, like everyone's talking about inflammation. I also associate inflammation with bloating. So I'm like, let me take my de-bloat pills and they're gonna turn my skin red.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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She talks about how she was ghosted by a very- Kristen Davis played Charlotte on Sex and the City for anyone who doesn't know that. I think it's Kirsten. No, it's Kirsten. I'm looking at it straight in the face. She's such a Kirsten. She's such a Kirsten. Right? It's Kirsten, though. But I totally agree with you that there's a Kirsten-ness. Kirsten. Yeah, there's sort of a je ne sais Kirsten.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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It's like a Kirsten. But it's K-R-I-S, just want you to know, according to what I'm looking at. So it's Kristen. So she has a podcast called Are You a Charlotte? Which I think is like kind of a random name, but okay.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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And like, unless she's having guests on every week and they evaluate that person's guests, good behavior, that level of Charlotte and she declares whether or not there is Charlotte.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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I do think it is Kirsten Davis's podcast. So it's an even worse name. And not a recap podcast, but let me just confirm that.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Welcome back to the toast and happy Wednesday. Yeah, Wednesday. Oh my God, Claudia, this week has me in a tizzy.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Yeah, I think I have to go break my phone out one second. No, I got it, I got it.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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But I don't think it's a recap podcast.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Yeah, it's just a biography about her.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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affiliated podcast. I agree. So having a sex in the city theme title would be fine, but are you a Charlotte again, unless they're analyzing the Charlotte in this of a bunch of different people, like doesn't really make the most sense.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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They had months, and we just have these 30 seconds. Yeah, right, like 10 seconds. It's so true. Anyways, back to the story. She revealed that a very successful actor once ghosted her after she lent him $5,000. She described him as an out-of-work actor whom she began dating before he became a household name.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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She said, I think this was before Sex and the City, maybe between Melrose and Sex and the City, or maybe when I was on Melrose. I don't know. She said that while the actor is now very successful and very talented, she spotted bill notices at his home from companies threatening to shut off his electricity at the time that they were dating. And I was like, what's happening?

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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And then I think he wrecked his motorcycle, which is like how he got around to his auditions. So she was like, can I lend you some money? Horrible mistake, she said. She said lending the actor money changed the dynamic between them in a horrible way. But I just thought like I can help. I should help this guy. He's so talented, which he is. Lend him money. I think it was all of $5,000.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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A lot of money. She said the man stopped calling her after her nice gesture. So she popped up at his apartment and started banging on his door.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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she said his dog was in there and i loved his dog and i could hear his dog but i was like is he in there pretending that he's not in there she said the actor called her later on and asked whether she had been banging on the door and she was like well yes she felt so embarrassed like being messy she said i would just love some acknowledgement or whatever which is kind of a fantasy she never disclosed who the actor was she said he now lives out of the out in the country with some children get to work okay well can you tell me what year this was so between melrose and sex in the city

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Everyone's talking about inflammation, don't you find? I feel like everyone's talking about their gut. Gut microbiome, inflammation, metabolic health.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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What year does, I think like, can you Google what year? Sex and the City started?

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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This is someone who didn't get famous until after 1998, who now lives in the country with his kids. And the thing is, I feel like she should have told us who it was because it's just like a funny story. And it's like, girl, you're trying to make your podcast pop off.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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That's what we do on the podcast, you know?

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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I don't know, might be pre-internet. There might not be a digital footprint of them having been together.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Yeah, me too. Like that just would have been like innocuous and whatever. And maybe she would have gotten her money back eventually.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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However, it has to be adjusted for inflation plus interest.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Yeah, plus interest. Like if that was a loan from a bank, like- 25 years.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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You haven't met those siblings? No. Casey and Callie means. I'm not familiar. You've definitely seen her. She was just on Kristen Cavallari. I don't know if Reels has targeted you for that yet.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Anyways, funny. Are you ready for our fifth and final story that will lead into a TV recap?

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Are you a Miranda? She should do that. That would be very funny. I also, I haven't watched the new show. So I don't know like if I'm still a Charlotte. But in the old show, Sex and the City, like they're in their 30s. So am I. So like Charlotte in her 30s, like it's most akin to me in my 30s.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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She talks a lot about metabolic health and it all comes back. Like everything that's going wrong in everyone at all times has to do with your metabolic health.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Great, because I don't watch. I've seen the clips. Oh, and Samantha's not in it. Right. Okay. Cool, cool. Maybe I should go on Kristen Davis's podcast and she can assess me for my evaluation.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Our fifth and final story that will lead into our TV recap. Garcelle was spotted by TMZ doubling down on the lesbian comment that she made to Kyle Richards on the show saying that it was in no way malicious because last week she asked Kyle, like in a sweet moment at Chuck E. Cheese eating old pizza, she was like, if you want to be a lesbian, be a lesbian. And she said it in like a supportive tone.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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And it was a supportive environment. It wasn't like a contentious conversation. And in a way to me, and I do think like Garcelle can be extremely malicious in a way that felt actually not malicious at all. Agreed. However, Kyle on the Beverly Hills after show called Garcelle an asshole for that. She did not like that. Kyle is just on a downward spiral. Like, Everything she says is wrong.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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So then Garcelle was perplexed by this strong reaction, given they had a good laugh about it during the show, like everyone was happy. So for her to say that was pretty shady, but you know.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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They were getting tattoos together on the show. It's not like she hadn't been on the show. And I also, I was thinking that last night, I feel like people fall into a pattern where they have their favorite and then they're like, that person's always right. And then they don't like in the next situation, they're just like, oh, this person's right. Cause I always think that they're right.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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They don't actually evaluate like the rightness of the situation. And just because someone that you think is like, write most of the time. Like it doesn't mean that you could just like blanket not check in with what they're doing.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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And we're also taking cortisol, but you could just take it and bring it back. Right? Oh, I don't know. I think people are taking cortisol.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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I've never thought that about Erica. I'm going to look out for it now, and maybe there's more that we will uncover, but that's not what I thought was happening. I feel like Erica just really wants to give everyone the benefit of the doubt because of how she was treated, which she's bigger than me because I'd be like, you should all have a taste.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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an eye for an eye it's actually so crazy that that she's able to be that big and now not want to see anyone that's how healed she is that's what healed people do um so I think that's more where she's coming from like someone storming out and also Kyle though I disagree with her on all counts and I'm with Dorit, one, because Dorit's my girl, but also because I'm also- Factually.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Checking internally, oh, how do I feel about Dorit doing this or that? And I'm with her. Kyle's going through a hard time too. And a lot of different crises. So it's not like she's just this big, bad person who's picking on the weakest one. She's also of the weak ones because she's going through a hard time in her personal life and also just in herself.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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So I am inclined not to rush to judgment, but something weird is going on. And it's also making it hard as a viewer because I feel like there's a lot of things we don't know. Even Dorit saying last night, like, well, you do talk about PK to me.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Like, that's just something that we didn't know even last episode. When Dorit keeps saying it's not just memes and jokes, it's not just memes and jokes. It's like, well, why do you think, even though it's not, why do you think that so strongly? What do you know?

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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You don't think she's, in her defense, you don't think she slowed down because she herself knew it was about production and she's saying it in front of them? And she's outing herself as having kept things from production, if you believe what she said. Just saying.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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No. And this isn't an ad, but it does make me want to do the new skinny confidential beauty water. This is not an ad, even though like she's our boss, um, because it has like three different things in it that I'm trying to get into my everyday college drum. electrolytes and then like pearl. And I think that's the cortisol.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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And Doreen was like being very open and she wasn't bringing that energy from the Viper room of like slaying dragons. Like she just wanted to hear and she was in a place of just like having, even the fact that she was the one who went outside and calmed Kyle down is just like so crazy when she's the one who's been wronged.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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I don't know if they would get along is the thing. Like I think they could actually be cool with one another, but I think the moment that they start like hanging out one-on-one, like Garcelle just doesn't like Dorit's personality and doesn't know how to say that to her in a way that's just not hurtful because that's just a hurtful thing to say.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Like she doesn't want to talk to Dorit, Dorit talks too much. Like I think them just having respect for one another but not interfacing too much is like the best way for it to go.

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Isn't that like a TikTok trend where you like get on the furniture?

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And where do we go from here in terms of like, what's there left to dig up? Like, is there more to this story? Cause Dorit, and then they had their facials and Dorit like really thinks that there's more. And yeah. I just like, I don't know. Maybe there is, but I just, I can't conceive how that's possible. And also Kyle keeps saying like, I'm a girl's girl. I'll always have your back.

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But like, here she is like telling PK, like I would never repeat the things that you said. And she also says in her confessionals, like, yeah, why wouldn't I take PK? Like when Dree treats me like this, like it's very.

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That was so crazy in her confessional. And then she was like, but I've seen it in Dorit. Excuse? I'm so glad you brought that up. I've literally forgotten this part of the episode. Her saying that she always thought Dorit wore the pants in their relationship. What? I feel like it's PK's show. It's PK's money. It's PK's house. It's PK's life that Dorit has kind of like walked into and made her own.

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This is like an amalgamation of all of the different reels that I see from the wellness podcasts that I'm interested in, but like, don't listen to the whole thing of. Pearl. It's something that you watch with Ben. Is it from Covenant? What'd you just watch? Covenant.

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I just want to say, like, I actually, like, PK on the show, I think he's really funny and he has a lot of personality. Me too. But I could see it.

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And also like they did therapy on the show last season and he's telling her that she needs to move on from the robbery quicker. Like it's not like he's been like overtly kind because that's never been his way. He's been honest, very honest on the show, but you could also see how behind the scenes when you can even be more honest that like things could be a little bit darker.

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I actually don't think it's that crazy to picture.

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Oh, she was. I, I didn't want, who was on watch what happens live last night?

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Cause usually like after the episode, I'll watch Watch What Happens Live and then you get like fan votes. And so I can see like how people are feeling, but I watched it so late last night. I just went to sleep. So like, are people all shook up about that? Cause that was really crazy.

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And then at the end of the episode, Sutton Strack has decided to enter the chat.

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That was so crazy. She's so mad that Kyle's torn off. I'm not going to battle. Now she's taking on Kyle like, what?

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She's not a good friend. At the beginning of the season, she apologized to Kyle for being so hard on her last season and demanding answers. And now she's like doing that again. And I do think a lot of it is like show stuff. Like she doesn't want to get left out of the storyline of the show. But I also think she's a bit shrewder than that.

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And she really is pissed that like she didn't get to walk out of the Chippendales, but Kyle gets to walk out of Spa Day.

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Right, and she said of her being a bad friend.

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No, that was so crazy. Drury did not muster up or conjure up this situation was actually the other women. And it could have so easily turned out to be like memes and jokes and a whole nothing burger. And then it wasn't. And when your friend is getting divorced, like you don't really need to be asked to stop to not talk to her husband, the husband.

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Every recap of ours of Beverly Hills ends.

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Yeah, but then, like, then they're divorcing, and he was in the ocean with that lady in, like, Mykonos. I'm waiting for, like, those Mykonos pictures to drop on the show. I guess... But by the way, like, Kyle's had a girlfriend for a year.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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I follow enough Hannah Montana archive accounts on X that I've seen all this.

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Breakout is Disney. And then Hannah Montale and Meet Miley Cyrus, that's Disney.

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Did we have this conversation already? Not about driveway, but I feel like the first album that maybe she was still under her Disney contract, but she wasn't being Hannah anymore was Can't Be Tamed. It's from Friends. Thank you. I should have known.

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Anything that you reference that I don't know is either Conclave or Friends. Conclave.

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You said that about the last movie, The Substance.

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That is important. That's like Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, which we're going to recap at the end of the show, which both Claudia and I watched last night.

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Yeah, and we'll get into it. I feel like there's a lot also like offline. And it's also like nothing like major is happening. It's a lot of like subtext, don't you find? Like even that one bit about like, she meant production. Ooh, they show us the cameras. Like, ooh, what?

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Production can laugh. I was like, oh yeah, I know she's right. There's things that like she can't repeat because of production. And then Garcelle was like, no.

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And other than that, what's new with Turtle Lou?

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As it should be, and as you should do. Like, I don't know like what you're trying to prove to anyone.

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Well, you have hair all over your body except for your palms and your feet.

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I feel like people get a hairier belly during pregnancy. I don't recall.

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I don't recall having that, but I feel like that's a normal thing that can happen. You also have very light hair. Right. So it's just like peach fuzz, but I feel like where you have that line, the linea. Yeah.

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You just like, you're the negative self-talk about like the size and the clothes.

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It's got to stop because it's miraculous and it's beautiful no matter what you say.

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No, but I think also, I think I need to give you a bit of that. One, because like the more you talk about something, like the more, and the more you think about something, like the more it just consumes you. So like if you stop those thoughts in their tracks, like you won't feel it all the time. So I think we need to stop those thoughts in their tracks.

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No, you need to focus on another element of what your body is doing.

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Yeah. Cause it's all expertly designed.

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No. Interesting. Very interesting, Turtle Loom.

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Oh, okay. Because now without further ado-da-doo-da-doo, it is time for the past five stories that you do-da-doo need to know.

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Morality. And she was constantly saving her community.

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And Andy, like say what you want about him. He is kind of a once in a generation kind of brain. Like you can't be everything. Nobody can do like the best reunions, the best watch drop inside, the best Bravo con. You can't really, it's, he created Bravo. That's why he can do all those things. But an average person couldn't.

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he is a curmudgeon. But the thing is, is that Watch What Happens Live is like not live anymore. I think once a week it's actually live. So the tapings are all like that day or that afternoon. And they're all like according to Andy's schedule. So it's very accommodating for him. I don't know why he does Radio Andy. So he has this very busy schedule.

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And I think all these different parts of his life, they accommodate him and his kind of crazy timeline. And so I don't know that the mood is an excuse anymore. Like,

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we've accommodated no and the moon's like not an excuse no at like midnight you're doing a show every 30 minutes now you have kids at home like I understand maybe some nights you're gonna be in a bad mood yeah but now it's like it's noon I don't know like the past couple of times people have invited me to come to watch Robbins live with them it's like literally 12 o'clock yeah I'm like okay so it's watch what happens I actually feel like it might be harder to get into the energy then yes that's true because it's not like nighttime cocktail actually no it was live last night they were doing polls

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Yeah, so when they do polls, you know that it's live.

The Toast

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There you go. Well, we'll get into the TV recap at the end of the show. How are the stories?

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Interesting and varied. I forgot the most important podcast equipment, my fan. Just give me two seconds. I was charging it.

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I'm back oh my god this little fan from Amazon is the best thing that's ever happened to me and the most important part of my day the most important part of your day is that what you said mm-hmm okay well I'm happy for you no there's like I'm sitting in this state-of-the-art podcast studio with the finest equipment money can buy and the only thing that's truly irreplaceable is this fan from Amazon that's beautiful

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Why not Kim? She's snatched to the gods. She was always wearing a crop top.

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Literally. Waist where? Like seriously.

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Ron would have died on the cross for Kim for sure.

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Which is a new podcast. We didn't welcome Amy to the space yet.

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She seems like a no-brainer. She has real personality. She's funny. She has a lot of famous. She has real fans. And she doesn't do a lot. So when she does, people pay attention. And she has a lot of famous friends. Tina Fey being one of her first guests. And the other one was she launched two episodes with the trailer, which I like also. I hate when people announce a podcast and then wait a month.

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Do you think Ron was at all inspired by Ron Weasley? Now that I'm thinking about it, like redheaded best friend sidekick?

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Yeah, right. Keeping up with sports. She announced the podcast and then released two premium episodes with Tina Fey and Martin Short.

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So to me, like she was talking about the Kardashians, right?

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Okay, and people were like gagging over this clip. Like, yes, relatable Tina, like not greedy. I personally found it to be like such hater energy because I don't have a problem with celebrities who starts brands because actually the thing I like about it is that you can be the most famous, beautiful woman in the world and JLo beauty flops. Like it's kind of, the great equalizer.

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And some people who are like not even huge celebrities have huge companies, Olivia Munn being an investor in Poppy. I actually like it. And I felt like the clip was so hatery. And like, while Tina Fey doesn't do that, she doesn't not step out of what she got famous for, which was comedy.

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acting she writes she produces she did broadway she's the face of a capital one credit card like she does other things now they're all with and she she sees it more as well yeah we're working like amy and her podcast is working so like when they do it it's okay as opposed to just like licensing and putting your name on something i would say like if she's writing producing like that's all in the same bucket of like her creative whatever the capital one commercials are interesting if we're not just she wrote a book if we're not just here for a money grab

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She wrote a book. I'm saying she's done things and they're all connected. But Jessica, Jennifer Garner is a mom. So that's connected. Like you can connect to anything.

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Well, we have a great show today. It's hump day. It's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills day. I'm feeling, you know, I'm feeling different and new.

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And it felt like, not to sound just like Taylor Swift, but it sounded like all the people she was referencing and referring to are mostly women, right? Because this is kind of a girly thing to do.

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Okay, okay, fair, fair, fair. Because you know Taylor Swift did say about Tina and Amy, there's a special place in hell for women who don't support other women. She was talking about Tina and Amy. I don't know, people were gagging over the clip. First of all, I didn't think it was that like a revolutionary, like why did this clip go viral?

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It wasn't like a hot take or a good call.

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I don't think so either. Like, Gen Z is all Luigi'd. I think it's multi-generational to, like, diversify your revenue streams. Like, to have multiple incomes, that's just, like, good business. And I think, like, any actress would, or any, like, any of the people that she's talking about, like, yeah, they want to make money.

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But it's also that, like, as a woman, you have a certain amount of time to, like, book certain roles. So to set yourself up nicely, like, Jennifer Garner does not have to work anymore in acting. if she does not want to. And if she can't, she's not probably getting offered roles like she used to when she was 25.

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Cause I got my, and I don't know how to, how do you pronounce this word? P E R I N E A L. Perineal.

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So to have a successful company that you can work on and provide for your family, like that's great. I felt like this was so hatery and everybody like slurping it up. Like, yes, Tina, give me more. Like, I didn't think it was super funny or a creative call or even like a hot take. It was just like,

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And to be clear, there are celebrities who like slap their names on like pre-existing brands that they clearly have no interest in. But you know what? The market really like makes or breaks you. So the successful ones, like when you think of the biggest like road beauty, like that's- Fenty Beauty. She shouldn't have done it. Right. Like, and yes, she was a singer and now she does makeup.

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Like, so who gives a fuck? Rare Beauty, another billion dollar company. And that's a real slap on Rare Beauty. Oh, you think Selena's like not super invested? You think she like put her name on it?

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Right, no, when I think of, like, when I think of... Selena Gomez, like, before Rare Beauty. Like, I didn't think makeup. But, like, with Rihanna, she was always going viral for her looks. For Hailey Bieber, she's always going viral for her skin and, like, her glow. And she coined the glazed donut term in her Vogue thing. So, yeah, like, makeup was kind of, like, a random thing.

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But they've done a good job of, like, making the brand very Selena-coded.

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Yeah. But sometimes like just being famous.

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I'm going to say it's not enough. It's not enough. So just because that's the most famous, literally the most famous person in the world. It's not even about your level of celebrity. It's just about how it's done. And some people do it right. And some people just slap it on. And so, you know, like to Tina's point, like, yeah, it's annoying, but you know what? It's not successful.

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So that's it takes care of itself.

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Yeah. Well, I thought you would know. Cause you're very into like women's health.

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No, she did, like, a video series where they, like, make you watch, like, old stuff you've been in, and she just talked about how it was, like, the most amazing experience.

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It's crazy how three of the castmates are dead, but she met her husband.

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There were a couple of like paparazzi pictures of these two going viral. They're dressed like from the 20s. They they totally like took this block in New York City and made it look like I don't know what time period it's supposed to be from. But like from 50 years ago, it was really cool. And then Gwyneth and Marty and Marty, what's his name? Timmy are making out.

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And these pictures went so viral and interesting to know that that's what the movie's about.

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I think what you just said was right.

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Yeah, because your perineum, perineum, is like the area that you tear in when you give birth. And so it's very common to do perineal massages to help stretch, relax the muscles. You know, you start in the third trimester. And so part of my physical therapy journey yesterday was the first session where I got one of those massages. Now, I've heard of people doing them at home.

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She's so funny. And she's so real for this. I think she definitely like represents a time in Hollywood where like this wasn't a thing. It's an intimacy coordinator. It's very like new age, woke type of thing. And I think that they're good, especially for like young starters in Hollywood. What Gwyneth is saying is like, not me, bitch. Like I've been around the block a hundred times. Like I'm good.

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Yes, especially because she's so much more seasoned and older than him that like what power dynamic is at play, right? Like he's this young hot heart throb. She's this like seasoned veteran Hollywood actress. Like, They're very professional. Certain movies need an intimacy coordinator and this is not one of them.

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It is. And I don't know why at first I found it shocking that she had never been on a set with one. But then also when I think of her breadth of work, she doesn't do a lot of sexy. I don't think we've ever seen her naked. She doesn't do nudity, right?

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Right. So it's just funny. She looked insanely gorgeous. Like when Gwyneth speaks, like you listen. She doesn't do a lot of press. You know, she does always make news because like everything she does is very interesting to people. But she doesn't like talk for the sake of talking. So when she is talking, like you better listen because she's going to say something funny or interesting.

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But it's kind of like what we just said about Tina and Amy. Like, try it, and the market will determine whether it's... Yeah, and, like, there's space for everyone.

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That must be so annoying. That's why she doesn't do any press because like everything conscious uncoupling.

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So not what she said. So not what she said. Well, I remember when she was on the episode of Kardashians and she was asked about Poosh. It was very similar sentiment to what you just said. Like she really doesn't see. And it's easy to not see people as a threat when you were the first to do it. You're the biggest to do it. You're a billion dollar company.

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Like nobody has actually started a celebrity wellness brand that has made an impact or a dent in Goop's, you know, bottom line. So yeah, sure, Megan, like come.

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Yeah. So she's definitely I think. And when I met her for the first time, that was my takeaway, too. She's one of the most misunderstood people.

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And so when everything you say gets taken out of context, I wouldn't be sitting down to do interviews either.

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Your partner can help you. It's like really not a big deal. But I, you know, I whipped out the big guns and she gave me one. And then she like... She gave me that graphics to show Ben so that, you know, we can do them at home twice a week. And it was definitely a part of the physical therapy journey I was worried about. I can't lie.

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And it's so unfortunate. She has such a fabulous personality. People don't really know that about her because they see her as like vagina candles. You know, she's a billionaire. She's a nepo baby. She's maybe like a little unattainable on the surface. But every time she sits down for an interview and she's like, Kiki, she's so funny and real. And it's sad that people don't see that side of her.

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Yeah, it's Back to the Future. I'm so confused. Okay, because it doesn't sound like the premise that you had read earlier, which sounded fabulous.

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I had a similar thought, and I completely agree. Kind of what Kylie had to do with that girl from... Monica Barbara. Yeah, who played the singer in the movie. You know what I'm talking about.

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I am looking forward to the table at the Golden Globes. Gwyneth, Brad, Kylie, and Timothy. And then maybe Brad and his next project, like a Ryan Murphy that needs Kylie. Kind of how Kim has Ryan Murphy.

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What? Oh my God. And not, well, you know, then that movie was running like a well-oiled machine because Fran Drescher is the president of SAG-AFTRA. What?

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Oh my, this movie sounds amazing. Oh my God, this movie sounds amazing. Yeah, it does. But you just know Fran Drescher heard Gwyneth's statements about an intimacy coordinator and died. Because this is Fran's livelihood. She's the president of SAG.

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Fran seems very understanding of everybody's needs.

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Right, checked a box. Like SAG doesn't want to get sued.

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Oh, you know they had that set running like a well-oiled machine. Sandra Bernhard.

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No, the title I already had. Wait, shit, it was at the beginning. Something about much scurrying.

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They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast, and happy hump day! Don't forget to tell me someone you love, and speaking of somebody I love, who is dressed like Kim Possible. You literally look like so Possible today. Hey, Jax, how you doing?

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Oh my God, I've been like waiting to talk about it.

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And I think the word massage is not right because a massage implies like there's going to be enjoyment.

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Well, no, it's canceled. And now like Amy, not Amy, Mindy is like shopping it around. But I thought it was such a big deal. One, because I was just talking about it. And two, like there was a time where that was seriously, like the first season of that show is the best television ever made. The second season was fine. The third was really bad.

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I feel like Mindy Kaling has never made anything that's gotten canceled. Like everything, she's never made anything that hasn't succeeded. Yeah.

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Well, that's true. But they're shopping it around. People being like, Hulu, pick it up. No, like I agree the show is bad. Like it should be canceled. It's just really crazy because you're not used to something.

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No, and with all the streaming services, it's not like there's limited amounts of slots. Like cable things used to get canceled because there was X amount of shows and X amount of slots. You can have a million pieces of shit. Like nothing gets canceled anymore.

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But they are shopping it around. Like they want the show to continue.

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No, it's not a finger banging at all. It's on the outside of the vagina. It's not at all a finger banging, but it's also not a massage.

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And like Mindy Kaling did like a post like Blackheart so sad. Like it wasn't their choice.

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Yeah, right, right. I guess the difference between HBO and, like, the rest of the streamers is that HBO also, Max, excuse me, puts their shows also on their cable network. So, like, there isn't unlimited, because they also canceled Somebody Somewhere, one of my favorite shows. So... They're not unlimited inventory like Netflix and Hulu. They still have to abide by the old TV guide.

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But I was so surprised. Not because the show was good, but because what gets canceled these days?

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Especially Mindy Kaling. She's got that Midas touch.

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Which, by the way, did pick up cameras. They have started filming.

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Yeah, I was just shocked. And then I know Renee Rapp is like so glad.

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But the thing is, is that and like she probably thinks like, look, the show failed without me. And it really had nothing to do with you, even though she was my favorite character and it would have been better with her. That's not why the show was bad this season.

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But you probably think she made the right choice by leaving because it was a sinking ship anyway. But I don't feel like her music career really took off.

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she might've just had a little bit more money from doing the last couple of episodes.

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Yeah. Okay. Well, I guess it was, I thought it was a story.

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OK, because like when you're mad, like you can't control your your dialect.

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Now, I feel like what they think they're doing, or maybe she, what she thinks she's doing is like, ha-ha, bickering old married couple. Because that is like a shtick, right? And it's funny. But what she doesn't realize is like, she's so far beyond that shtick. There is... something to be said about how you speak to your partner in front of other people, let alone the world and like a camera.

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And I'm sorry, I thought this was disgusting. As somebody who's always yelling at her husband, like I would never.

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Because thoughtless little pig, right. He got this. It is nice to see like somebody give it to him the way he's given it to everyone else for years. But if I'm speaking about like a marriage, like whoever it is, like this is like wholly unacceptable way of speaking.

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Yeah, I guess like the shocking part of all this is like kind of how the mighty have fallen. Like not only is he doing a TLC show with his wife, he's on a red carpet getting yelled at in front of everybody. It's like this was once a great actor, you know? It's so crazy. It's so crazy. Maybe that's like my feeling about it because – He's had many different eras of his life, obviously.

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He's going through a bad one right now. But he is and was a highly respected great actor from a big old Hollywood family, the Baldwins. And it's like, how did we get here? I don't know. It's so crazy.

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Yeah. No, this is not like, oh, headed for divorce. Because if you, I mean, some people are headed for divorce and the last thing they do is a reality show on their way out. But I don't think that that's what's going on between these two.

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Yeah. So this is definitely just how they talk to one another.

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I also think she's maybe getting a little high off her own supply. Yeah. You know, she's becoming a big star now.

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No. And like of the two of them right now, I think she has a little bit more like buzz star quality than him. Not, you know, if you look at their entire careers, but like she's kind of the moment right now when he's taking a backseat. And I think she's kind of like living for it as somebody who was the unknown in the relationship. She married a famous person. Now she herself is famous.

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Of course. No, what I'm preparing to do is more so for, like, after birth because, you know, and I only, like, recently found this out, and I want to shout out to Ashley Darby because I feel like when she was talking about her journey on The Real Housewives of Potomac, she, like, ripped her whole vagina. So you can, so basically, and Ben was making me crack up.

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correct i can only imagine what their dinner table looks and sounds like yeah well you could watch on oh right see and i just want to say the reviews are in for the show and they are rave right that's what i'm saying it's trending positively for them i will not be a part of this propaganda machine like you will not get me yeah but i'm just letting you know like people say it's a great show yeah and you know the cream rises right

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My favorite thing when somebody gets a star on the Walk of Fame is like seeing what other celebrities they decide to like have income, like support and speak on their behalf. So who was with Gal?

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Oh, right, right, right. And that's like a blind spot in culture for me. Like the Vin Diesel movies.

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But that's so Gal. Like she only does like billion dollar franchises, you know?

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I was going to say, what the hell was she with Jon Hamm?

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No, I know she's like, yeah, right. And was her director there, her girly, Patti?

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But I wouldn't be able to pick Patti out of a lineup.

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Vin Diesel. Yeah, I also think like supporting publicly Gal Gadot right now is like a brave thing to do, which is so fucking crazy. So not me standing the fuck out of Vin Diesel. Sign me up. I'm starting Fast and Furious from the beginning. Watching Pacifier on repeat. Well, let me say this. I'm glad you brought that up. Every couple of years, I need to rewatch Pacifier. I just did.

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It so holds up. I know he's known for The Fast and the Furious. It is one of the best movies, and it's stacked cast-wise. Lauren Graham, the principal. It is the most brilliant movie.

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Yeah, the Tooth Fairy. With Dwayne The Rock, which is literally the same. Oh, Brittany Snow. Brittany Snow is the daughter.

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Yeah. So your perineum is the strip of skin that is like between the bottom of your vagina and the top of your butthole. Like it's like what in a man we call the gooch. And so Ben was calling it a gooch the whole time and I was cracking up.

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Yeah, it's Lauren Graham. Yeah, it's so good.

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Now, if you had a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, like, who are you asking? Who's the lineup of people to sit in the front row, to make speeches?

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Oh, of course. I'm, like, introducing you, but that's obvious.

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Kind of speaks to like, you know, your roots.

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Yeah, like as a mother and friend.

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Oh, she would do an acoustic performance of my Judy Brown.

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Yeah, right, the nobodies. They would get an invitation to it, but like all the way in the back.

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Oh, well, obviously you would introduce me, of course. But I would really tap into, like, I would definitely ask Gwyneth to come.

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Right. No, I actually think she would come. Yeah. In terms of a musical performer, I would definitely see if Luke is available. Like, I just asked Nico, like, hey, can Luke come?

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in terms of like other celebs like to speak and just sort of be in the front row who comes to mind who's like a close personal friend of course kyle use check has to be there of course um when you have so many celebrity friends it's like hard to whittle it down i don't want to offend anyone you know yeah it's so hard and i don't want to like overdo it and be like what is she trying to prove you know so maybe maybe that's enough

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Gwyneth, Luke Holmes, and I. Yeah, and you.

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Yeah, but he'd still sit in the front row.

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No, no, no. I need to use his celebrity. I need him to be right in the front row.

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Or if he could work or he could sit in the front row.

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Yeah, me, Gary, Luke, and the crew. Yeah.

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Oh, shit, wait, hold on. No, I'm not ready.

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Sorry, I, like, totally lost my balance.

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It's also known as the ABC, the ass ball connector. So for women, it's the vagina tissue connector. And that's where you rip, you tear, if you tear in childbirth. Now, if the lucky women, you know, you only tear a little bit. Like you were telling me, you tear a little bit.

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Wait. Pearl Harbor Jamie King? Is she in Pearl Harbor? Heart of Dixie Jamie King?

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Taylor Swift's best friend Jamie King?

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Correct. It can go all the way. That's happened to Ashley Darby.

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Oh my God, I had no idea about any of this.

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Some people tear all the way that you don't even have a tissue and a vagina. You just have one big thing. Then they sew it up and recovery is very hard. So these perineal massages are just meant to get the muscles down there ready, stretch. And you're basically just applying pressure to the perineum. It wasn't a massage in the way that, you know, a typical massage would go.

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Yes, the fact that she was in Pearl Harbor and Heart of Dixie, to me those happened in two different universes.

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I don't know. I feel like Pearl Harbor was like her big break. It was a lot of people's big breaks, right?

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3560.285

Yeah, recognizable face. Oh, White Chicks, yeah. She's a very recognizable face, and then her friendship with Taylor Swift, I feel like, really brought her into the 21st century.

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Wait, this is the craziest story. Honestly, like, thank God the dad is, like, you know, There's one parent who's like eager to take and take on all the custody because sometimes that's not the case. But oh, my God, I never would have expected any of this. And then the stuff you said about like when she was pregnant, like I'm sick.

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Right. And I feel like it takes a lot for a mom to lose. Like courts tend to favor the moms more.

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But like if the threat of losing your children just to do like a six month course wasn't enough, I don't feel like, you know, better because that's rock bottom.

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I don't feel like better days are near for her.

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What a crazy fucking story. And it's so, not to like make everything about Taylor Swift, but Taylor's like kind of, you know, she's known for being like a clean celeb. Like she doesn't like party hard. And I feel like everybody around her pretty much reflects that. It's like, you know, there's not a lot of like partying and drugs around Taylor Swift.

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3653.426

Yeah, but that's different. I feel like Sophie Turner likes to have a good time the same way Taylor does. They have like a lot of mojitos.

The Toast

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3659.908

Yeah, yeah. And like a vape is crazy.

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3665.39

Yeah, there's like circles of Hollywood that are very, I mean like Charlie XCX. That's why her and Taylor aren't friends. They're opposites. Right. Like Taylor's idea of partying hard is having too much wine and like maybe throwing up in the toilet, you know?

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In her house, right. Yeah, I understand. So I'm just not used to this type of like stereotypical Hollywood behavior being in Taylor's orbit because she's very clean. Like her parents are her best friends and when she's partying, she's literally partying with her mom.

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Right, like drunk and accidentally starting a fire because there was a candle lit. Yeah. So, I mean, and they also, they haven't been spotted together in a while. I wouldn't say this is like one of Taylor's best, best, best friends.

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Right. That's closeness. Here, this will be, has Jamie King been to an Eris tour show?

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And it wasn't a finger banging because there was no inside work. It was just on the outside. Yeah.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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That's like a good way to know if they're recently, because everyone who's like a current friend of Taylor, of all different levels- The only thing coming up is the fucking this. Yes. Jamie King sported a sparkly pink cowboy hat. Yes, she went.

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No, no, of course not. But I wonder. This is just in Congress with Taylor's vibe.

The Toast

The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Well, those were the Fast Five stories. You definitely needed to know that last one. They ended on a low. Yeah, they did. And let's dive into the TV recap.

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I would like to know since- That's what we call it in PT, inner work.

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It was a great episode. I love a trip. And I feel like so many... We're kind of at a standstill a little bit with certain fights in the group because there are these alliances. And I feel like last night was the first time you ever started to see a little bit of a crack, especially in the Garcelle and Sutton one. At the end of the episode where...

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everybody was coming at Sutton and then Garcelle just decided to take a backseat and for the first time ever not be her mouthpiece I found that to be shocking she really like hung her out to dry and she was like well that's what she did to me the night before yeah and I'm sorry say what you want about Garcelle and I have my issues with her like her being a dog with a bone with the Morgan Wade thing like I'm so on her side with like it's infuriating everybody's sitting around being like Mo is on a date

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It's so weird. Like the way everybody's like revisionist history. So every time Garcelle brings it up, I think some people roll their eyes. They're like, Garcelle, let it go.

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Correct. And I actually had a lot of respect for Garcelle for like being mad at Sutton. Like that's her girl. And she's like always ride or die. And we've never seen them have an, have an argument, but like, she's not wrong for being annoyed. And so like, all right, you, you didn't back me up tit for tat. I won't back you up. And Sutton really couldn't handle it.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Because Erica really hasn't gotten involved in a direct way. She's been like, you know, shady to Sutton towards the other girls and then in her confessionals. But this was the first time she like said what she thought. It was clear that like, not that it was rehearsed, but she really thought about what she wanted to say to Sutton because it was an evisceration.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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I thought like that little monologue she gave about how she likes to tear down women in this group who are going through hard times. And then literally the only thing Sutton could say to rebuke that was like, you say I'm Tear down all women? Nobody fucking said that.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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She loves to get lost in the world. She loves to get lost in grammar. She becomes obsessed with a word. It's so annoying. I like how Erica was like, I didn't say that. Don't be ridiculous. Let's not even go there. It was such a bad response. And it's true. Sutton is always starting stuff and then running away crying. It's such an annoying...

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Yeah. Or don't be that person. That's fine.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Like say what you want about Lisa Rinna.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Crying. And that's kind of why she was so good at her job.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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So that's where like I under, like another dynamic that was like kind of tested was the Bose and Dorit of it all. This was the first time where Bose was like, kind of pushing back on Dorit in a very kind and friendly way, but just being like, look, she's apologizing. Like you have to accept it or you should accept it. And I understand her thinking that she's new to this group.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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She doesn't understand the history. And I understand Dorit being like, I mean, you're kidding. This is what you do. You make a genuine apology. And the next day you do the exact same thing, but you go even lower. So I understood Bose's inclination to be like, look, she's trying to put it to bed. Like, let's put it to bed.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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But then I understand Dorit being like, I mean, how many times, how many times are we going to fool me once? We're going to go on the same hamster wheel. It's a waste of time. Yeah.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Bose was trying to be productive, right?

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Kathy was making me laugh so hard when she like sat down and was like asking everybody to get her stuff. And Kyle was like, she doesn't care who you are. Like she needs something. You have to get it for her. And she's like bossing Jennifer Tilly around with a salad dressing. I was laughing so hard. Kathy was actually making me laugh a lot, even though she was in the episode for three seconds.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Jackie's just like kind of it's so not granola of you to like doubt my I'm doing my very granola like my stretches, my breathing exercises. I would think that you would like it.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

4160.785

She's like these boat rides. They're not good. It's not working. And it was a bad boat ride. Like the boat was small. The wind, everybody's hats. There was no indoor like table for everybody to sit at. It was a tiny little boat. The weather looked weird. It didn't look like a good boat day.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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I know, and, like, Erica clearly, like, her hair was made for the hat. Like, she couldn't take off her hat. Sutton took off her hat. She just had, like, a blowout. But Erica had, like, an updo, like, in the hat, and so she couldn't take it off. And just watching her, like, try to talk with the hat and the wind, it was really annoying.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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It's a slippery slope. Your complexion and your hair. And my little naked mole-wrap broody.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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She was being so—these bitches. Like, she's so lame.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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And it's like it's like we did that when we were 12, you know, like you're so grown.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Yeah, well, Sutton finds herself in a similar predicament as Erica. Like Erica also kind of refuses to get involved in the Kyle stuff. And she's happy to defend Dorit when it comes to Dorit versus Sutton. But she wasn't happy or even remotely interested in defending Dorit when it came to Dorit versus Kyle.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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So that's like one of my only gripes with Erica. She looked, the girls looked amazing. I actually loved all their outfits. Erica looked sick. Yeah, she looks amazing. She does. I actually love Sutton's outfit too on the boat.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

4269.521

Oh my God. Garcelle showing up in the same dress as Kyle after calling Kyle's outfit hideous, like her wardrobe hideous, was so funny.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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That's. And Jennifer Tilly just stays like making me laugh. She's really growing on me, even though like her obviously fatal flaw is that she's Sutton's friend. So when it comes to the drama, her input is like always bad, but she doesn't give it a lot.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Well, I'm not like putting things up my vagina. I'm just like, you know, putting pressure on the outside of it.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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No, I love, and they serve different purposes on the show. Jennifer Tilly's kind of taking on like a Kathy Hilton type of role. Yeah. Showing up, showing us the opulence, being funny, connected to the group, but not connected to the drama in any real meaningful way. Whereas Bose was brought in, she's a player. Yeah. She's a formidable opponent.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Right, but Jennifer Tilly is not in the Diamond theme song.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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She adds color to the show, and every time she tells us something about her jewelry or her altamora, I live for it.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Thank you. Excuse me. Yes. Yeah. Big difference.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Tonight is Summer House, which we will watch and recap tomorrow. And that's our show.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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I am the muchker queen. Now muchker is a Yiddish word for like fussing with.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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So like the joke is that like I'm always muchkering with the kids and that's why they hate me because I'm always like giving them hugs and kisses and they just want to like run free. When you muchker with something too much, it's like, oh, your makeup looks good, but you're muchkering. Stop putting things on.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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It's such a good Yiddish word. It is. And they're really, I know like fussing with is probably the closest English equivalent, but it doesn't slay in the same way. It's true. It's true. So what Jackie's saying is like, you know, my vagina is in a very unique state right now. Let's not muchker with it.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Right. And that's that's a kind of the acceptable confines of muchkering.

The Toast

The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Yeah, and it is a load-bearing vagina right now.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Yeah, definitely Ben's influence. You know he loves to hear about what goes on in physical therapy. And I was telling my physical therapist, she's like, well, a lot of people have their spouses and partners do it. Is that something you think your partner would be comfortable with? I'm like, oh, you've never met my partner. He's going to be so excited.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Like he loves, I was telling her that he's like central medicine.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Oh, speaking of, I don't want to blow up the good guy spot, but like they're going to do something like really crazy.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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It might be like, you know what it is. They have an episode coming out.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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um he teased on this episode and texted me the name so like people oh okay and it comes out next week um and I don't want to be annoying like special project but it's kind of like the biggest thing the good guys have ever done I want to say it might be one of the biggest things ever done on a podcast I'm being dead serious like I know that sounds so crazy but you'll find out in a few days you guys and I just like because me and Ben were talking about it this morning I can't get over it

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Yeah, it is annoying. They're doing like a secret project.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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It's unfortunately is like a natural hype. I'm not like promoting, you know.

The Toast

The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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I know. I hate when the good guys do good stuff.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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They do a lot of good for their community.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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The running joke on The Good Guys is that because they film by Coast Silly, Josh is in LA, Ben is in New York, and they film remotely, they have to do a significant lead time. So I think they're pretty much running a week or two behind. The episode that's coming out this week was recorded two weeks ago.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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And so the running joke is like, if you want to hear about the Oscars, like you'll hear it two weeks after. So Ben, me and Ben have been talking a lot about this.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Oh my God. Well, the Tracy Morgan throwing up story is like kind of Ben's Roman Empire. Like he's the biggest Knicks fan. And he was like, yeah, we talked about it to the good guys today. Can't wait for everyone to hear it in two weeks. Like when Tracy's fully recovered out of the hospital.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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And that's kind of why we will always be better than the good guys. Yeah. Oh yeah, we don't let- Could our turnaround time be any quicker?

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Before I finish this sentence, the episode will be up.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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And you are Cojourner's truth. And I want to say something about Sojourner, the woman. Do you know her? I have no idea who that is.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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No, I kind of like not knowing, but is she a Native American? I think so.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Oh, also, like, I thought she was Native American, not African.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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You know, now I feel like when we, like, say it, like, as a joke, like, it's not right.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Yeah, while it's not a direct replica of Kim's outfit, it's definitely heavily inspired. Kim coded. And maybe there's a little Shego in there. To be clear, you look amazing. It wasn't a negative compliment.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Not the rumor mill, like ablaze with things about Sojourner.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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I actually loved learning that. Thank you so much.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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One thousand percent. I already I was already like making a note of it.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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OK, well, hopefully it's a quiet rest of the week, hopefully.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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We do have the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recap. I actually thought it was an excellent episode, like ripe for recapping. Lots of interesting dynamics shifting.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Yeah. I saw like all the viral moments via clips. And when she said, who are you, Dorit? Because she asked a very valid question. When Garcelle said that to Leslie Bibb, I was like, oh my God.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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I know, but it's not his job to bleep it, first of all. Second of all, a lot of Watch What Happens Live these days are not even recorded live. Like, it's possible that this was recorded at noon. So, like, to bleep it out is so not a big deal.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Wow, really? Yeah. So the only problem with that show is that it's really predicated on Andy's mood. And you can tell some nights and I read it in his book. So then it really made me super aware of it. Like some and I don't think he does it so much anymore. But he was talking about this time in his life where he would, you know, smoke a lot of pot or drink a lot before the show.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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And so you could always tell his mood was like shifting if he was high, if he was sober, if he was not. And then he was doing dry January and he was in a bad mood every night. So his mood is so important to like the tenor of the show. And he's kind of like a diva. And so, I mean, everyone has bad days, but, like, you have to kind of pretend.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Don't name someone skinnier in better shape like than Kim Possible. And she was like a full time student, a full time spy. No.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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I feel like that's really unlike him with a non-Bravo person. I feel like with the Bravo guests, he can, like, he's the boss. Like, he can do whatever he wants. But with Leslie Bibb, who's, like, this really legit actress and who's also having a huge moment because of White Lotus, you would think he would, you know, put his best foot forward. Yeah.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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No, and she's not a random actress.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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I'm not someone like, I thought, I thought we were just having fun.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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I'm genuinely, we have to wait and see.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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The rumors are always swirling about Andy, like when the day comes that he'll step down. And I feel like every like, you know, year or two, there's like, oh, it's happening. He's stepping down. And I saw like a bunch of clips. Heather McDonald was talking about it, that she's heard rumors now again that he's stepping down and who's going to take over, yada, yada.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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And while I don't know that this time is going to be the time, there will be that time, right? And what does that look like?

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the Chosen Happy Wednesday. It is hump day. Don't forget to hump someone you love. And speaking of people that I love, it's Jackie and it's Claudie. And we are in a brand new studio. As promised, we are doing the Lord's work and trying out all the podcast studios this area has to offer today.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Then they start at just $50. I don't know anywhere you can get a cashmere sweater for $50. They also sell washable silk tops, dresses, organic cotton sweaters, 14-carat gold jewelry, and it's all really reasonably priced. The best part is that Quince's items are priced 50% to 80% less than similar brands that are making the same quality items.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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I keep waiting for a brand to be like, oh, we love the jokes. Keep up that energy. But stop confusing people. I keep waiting for a brand to be like, let's make the code slash turd. I am shocked that there hasn't been like a social media manager who works for a brand being like, by the way, can we change our code to slash jerk?

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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So that'll be at the end of the show. But in case you haven't seen it yet, you can, we'll have timestamps in the podcast description. And the Love is Blind first two episode season recap is at the end of today's episode during the TV recap section. It was truly one of the worst experiences of my life, just so you know. And I hate to like always be so negative, but that is the energy.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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And brand managers, turt is T-U-R-T.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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I just want to say this is just another reason why all states should legally allow you to film courtrooms.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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It depends on the state. But media is different than just like a proud mom with her phone. Oh, sorry. No one is allowed to proud mom with their phone. But media cameras are allowed into certain states. Got it. Johnny Depp, the whole thing being televised. Of course, of course. I think New York is a state where you are not allowed to do that.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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This was in L.A., so I'm assuming California is a pro-media state.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Oh, oh, oh, no. So like all his friends and family were like behind this banister. And then his big ass legal team was like in front of the banister at the desk. So on his way to Rihanna, and I think maybe his mother, there was a blonde lady who was totally like a clerk, like a lawyer. And she got the first hug technically, but that's just because of where she was.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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She was a kind of a victim of circumstance.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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That's his wife. I'm not going to nitpick. That's your partner for life. You have two kids together. They're extremely supportive of one another in good times and in bad. And I'm really happy for them. I never doubted him for a second. I don't know a single detail about the case, but I never doubted him.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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No, it wasn't. But mostly anytime it was, was because of Rihanna. Like she showed up in a look every day to court. She brought her son one day, which there's a lot of conversation about whether that was appropriate or not. Was it a strategic legal move? Like, look, he's a father. Right. I thought it was fine.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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I hate to always be so truthful. Yeah. I hate to always be forced to speak my truth.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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But that's also because like A$AP Rocky is literally on his own. I know he's like accomplished, but he's really not famous these days for anything other than being Rihanna's partner.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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I'm glad this chapter is over for them. I wasn't into this. It's very stressful. Yeah. And just as somebody who looks like a fan of them as a couple and a family, like this is not an era I was particularly like into. It wasn't fabulous. It wasn't fun. It wasn't fresh. It was sad. Somebody got shot.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Like I'm very much looking forward to them putting this behind them and I'm sure they feel the same way.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Well, big day for people who have just been like waiting for Blake Lively to respond. To do something. Instead of like looking guilty and hiding. And that's why I liked the SNL thing because it's like finally, even if people didn't like it, like people like people who fight back and defend themselves. And so she did that in the public way at SNL and now she's doing it in the courts.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Now, the Hollywood Reporter states that the two actresses who had complained about Justin's behavior, they said unconfirmed, but like sources are saying that it's Jenny Slate and that young blonde girl, Isabella, who played young Lily.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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No, it's almost like you asked AI to generate a season of Love is Blind that is giving like choogy millennial. Everything was like, oh my God, I'm such a foodie. Like, okay, who isn't?

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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That's actually such a good point. I guess by default, it has to be them.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Well, I think also it's easy to... We know Jenny Slade has beef. Correct. She unfollowed him. She's been very distant. She's vocally supported Blake Lively. So I think that if we had to guess, I would have guessed her. It's a good guess. It's a good guess.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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So the thing is, I feel like as somebody who has up until this point definitely not been on Team Justin, it's nice to see Blake defending herself. But at the end of the day, I do feel like she's lost already. And I don't know what she could say, what she could prove, what she could file that would change people's minds, honestly. Yeah. Well, this definitely helps her case.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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I know, but people don't believe that she was sexually harassed.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Yeah, no, by the way, and I'm very curious to see what the law says, but right now we're in the streets. We're in the media. When they did the SNL thing, there was literally 100 articles the next day that were all negative about Blake. She's losing.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Right, one of whom is 23, which is like, and it's like her first time in Hollywood, her first big gig, like how traumatizing. Allegedly. Allegedly, of course.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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No, I'm seriously choking on all my own fluids these days. My own food, my own saliva, my own vomit. It's really just been an amazing time. Being a woman is amazing.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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As somebody who has just kind of been waiting for Blake Lively to do something... I'm extremely grateful that she just kind of stepped her pussy up.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Yeah, and the thing is the whole time to me is that

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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people have been going back and forth on like everybody's personalities, but something that you really couldn't deny because it was both in her claim and then his lawsuit was like agreeing that this meeting had happened after the SAG-AFTRA strike being like, before we come back to work, like we all need to agree that like these things need to stop happening. And he agreed to it.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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So to me, isn't that like an admission that Blake was telling the truth?

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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To me, it was. And... I'm very curious if this at all moves the needle for people who thought Blake Lively was lying about being sexually harassed.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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But have you seen it change the rhetoric online?

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So you represent like the undecided contingency. And so you think that this, at least a little bit is like momentum in Blake's. Yeah. Got it. Okay.

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I also just think it's kind of a big deal.

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I do think it's a big deal that these two girls would agree to testify. Cause honestly, after watching this whole thing, who the fuck would want to get involved?

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Especially if you were a victim yourself. Yeah.

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I don't know why I just think so low of people in Hollywood. I think that speaking your truth is admirable.

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It's literally like what Lisa, I think about what Lisa Rinna said all the time.

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She randomly, like, and people were like, she's so crazy. Like, if I don't say this thing, she's like, it's going to give me cancer. And it was, like, dumb what she was talking about. But things like that, like, make you physically ill.

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Yeah. I am curious. I mean, this was only filed this morning. So like there hasn't been enough time for opinions to change or just like rhetoric to change.

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I am really curious to me, the most interesting part, and this is not interesting, obviously it's like a tragedy, but the most interesting part of this whole saga is like seeing how it plays out on social media, especially like with the allegations of AstroTurfing or whatever. I'd be very curious to see if this at all moves the needle.

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And I was having this conversation with somebody yesterday about how this entire It Ends With Us drama is a woman's issue, right? It was women who read the book and made it popular. It was women who went and saw the movie. It's women who are sitting around having these conversations.

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I don't know what two straight guys who are talking about like, did you see the counterclaim that Blake Lively dropped? So this is very much like a women's issue about an issue that affects mostly women, sexual harassment, domestic violence, things like that.

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And so it has been wildly interesting to see conversations being had about it all by women and how Blake wasn't really like universally believed. Whereas like up until this point it was, you know, believe women and things of that nature. And that's not the case here. So it's just been like a kind of like a social experiment to watch.

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She has not shared who her children's father is, so of course people think. I just want to say, as Mindy Kaling's number one fan, I actually don't think that BJ Novak is her baby's father. One, because if he was, you wouldn't make him the godfather. Two, it's a little complicated, you know?

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But then it's also just like Uncle BJ. Like, it doesn't need to be so official, you know?

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There were also rumors a few years ago that they had stopped being friends. So I feel like it's such an unnecessary complication. If you're like a woman of a certain age and certain success who wants to have children on her own, like there's so many options for you as opposed to, and they're like good options, you know, where you can like get really vetted sperm and things like that.

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To go the route of somebody you know personally adds a real layer of complications that some people don't have the luxury of like some, it's expensive to do it the other way. Yeah. Mindy Kaling has that option, so... You don't think a trusted friend is preferred? Well, a trusted friend in Hollywood? Like, everybody's a snake. They did have, like, a brief period where they weren't speaking.

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I just think Mindy Kaling's, like, a little smarter than that. I really don't think that he's the father. You are not the father.

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Yeah, but like anonymous sperm, like when you go through like the proper channels, like, yeah, it's technically like a stranger, but it's super vetted. It's really, it's a beautiful thing. And it's, it's a good option. So is a trusted friend. Yeah, but it's a good option, sorry, with no potential complications. Unless, I do always wonder, like 23andMe, how that affects sperm donors.

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It's literally a documentary on Hulu.

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Okay. Well, I guess the point of the story is not who her dad is.

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like netflix knows that people don't like tune in for the pod episodes it's everything that happens after that that's more interesting so i feel like in recent years they've given us like two pod episodes and it's actually really not enough for us to understand these people so the the episode there is a perfect balance between amount of pod time we're seeing while also retaining entertainment value and they have so taken it too far this time and then it's also about dollars and cents watch time they're just trying to beef up these episodes they have more streaming hours i fucking

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1,000%, I've never thought that. By the way, give me a Bible. We have never, ever made up a submission.

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Also, I do want to say that this is a great opportunity that last week there was a Dear Toasters about a girl who read through her husband's text with his mother and he was like being really weird about their sex life. And it didn't occur to either of us. But so many people in the comments were like, girls, it's probably not his mom that he's texting. It's like a girl, a hooker.

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And he's put her name in as mom because like no one's going to read that text being like, oh, he's cheating on me with his mother. And I thought that was a good call.

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That's what we thought. Like normal people.

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No. Yeah, because at first it was just an exchange. But then it's true love.

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Nothing I've ever seen. No, you know what it is? You ever see that movie with Helen Hunt? She plays a sex therapist. Okay. For like paraplegics or people who are like physically unable. Yeah, it's called The Sessions.

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and that sounds like but it's she's her name is cheryl green she's a sex surrogate it's actually based on a true story um and i forget her patient is like paraplegic or something and of course they end up falling in love it's very beautiful so it's kind of like that

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Um, the story at hand is that Mindy Kaling got a star on the walk of fame earned. Oh, earned beyond. I can't believe she didn't even have one. If not just for her, like self as an actress, when you think about like Mindy project, the office, what she's contributed to modern television, sex lives of college girls, um, She's doing Lele Bond 2 if it ever comes out. Three. Three.

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And Never Have I Ever on Netflix. Like true, true queen.

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And of course like she should already have one, but like she has to get one, you know, like everyone has their time. And the process of the Hollywood Walk of Fame is so weird. It's not like what you would think. And the people who get it, like it's always so delayed. I think they have like a really high bar, which I appreciate.

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Where are the Oscars? Don't you feel like- They were postponed. Because of the fires?

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I just feel like I've stopped caring.

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I know. For what? I watched Amelia Perez and Love is Blind. Netflix cut me a check for the time that I have wasted losing brain cells with your content. Yeah. Penis to vagina, vagina to penis. That was such a good song. Should we stream it? If you want. Do you know what the song is called? Like the title of the song?

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La vaginoplastia. Feminine. The feminine plastia.

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I'm literally like Tim Dillon and you are... What's his assistant's name? Like Ben?

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Yeah. For sure, Ben. Um... Something about sunglasses and podcasting is a special breed. I actually spoke to Tim Dillon this morning because he said it was funny that I looked like him. And I get why he does it. You definitely feel like a different person. You can kind of say shit because your eyes are covered.

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It also feels anonymous. People who tell you to kill yourself and anonymously comment it, I kind of understand them right now because I have sort of this sheet over me. You have anonymity. Yeah. My name is Claudia Hash. And I'm wearing sunglasses. Yeah. So if it feels like I'm acting different, that's why. Should I take them off and see like if my vibe changes?

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When they all meet in person. When they're on island time. And they have to like sleep in the same bed as an actual stranger.

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I'm like the nerd who takes off his glasses and everybody realizes he's handsome. It's true. A princess. How do I look? Smile. Don't smile. Take off your sunglasses. Don't take off your sunglasses. What should I do? I know like if I, now when I go back and watch the episode, whatever I do, I'm gonna be like, I should have kept them on or I should have taken them off. Should we plug in the monitor?

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And what about an X, like Nike X Skims? That also is chunky.

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Less pods. But I understand that the pods are the foundation of the show. There is a way to do it. They're not doing it well. Yeah. So we'll get into the TV recap.

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Legit. And Skims has been doing a couple of things that like really are moving them out of just like the women's underwear space and into all different things. Like they're the official underwear of the NBA. Like if you watch any NBA game, their logo is literally on the court. It's so crazy.

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So this is just like adding an air of legitimacy to Skims while also further entering this like kind of sports world for some reason. Like performance wear. Performance, yeah. So the name is so terrible, but the concept is not a bad idea. Although I don't understand what they're making.

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Hopefully. I think that feels right. And in an age where like kind of everybody's really pushing women's sports, Caitlin Clark, the WNBA, things of that nature, Simone Biles, it's a good time. Lots of momentum for the, who do we think is going to be the face?

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I mean, that space is huge. Like Aloe, Lululemon.

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Okay, that's actually a good point. I see it. Now I understand what you're saying. The name really needs to be better. Like she is the face.

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And she's so like fit, sports, workout. Yeah. But the name is really bad. Now that I'm kind of understanding what it is, and if you are competing in that like wellness, women's wear, athleisure space, which is so big, Nike Skims is like such a harsh, ugly name.

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And when you're not Pargy, You're Largy, you know? You're Nargy. It's not good.

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You guys. Okay. So I thought we were recording at 1030, not 10 o'clock. So I got here like super early and I was just, I got a pargy parking spot like right out front and it was a spot right in front of me. So I was like, I wasn't holding it, but if anybody came by, I would have been like, it Seats taken. My sister is really special. Like, please, she needs this spot.

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What do you think is the opposite, the antonym of Pargy? Nargy? Nargy. I guess. We need to workshop it. Sound off in the comments, you guys. What's the opposite? Yucky. Yeah, the antonym.com of Pargy. I guess it would be yucky. I just wanted it to rhyme.

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It's yucky. Now, before we dive into the fifth and final story, and of course, the TV recap that we haven't even begun to get into yet. Oh my God. Holy shit. Are you okay? That's how long COVID. Literally. Smoker's cough. Now that you're commuting to work, it's a perfect place to have a cigarette.

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She would have said, seats taken. So Jackie arrives. I'm like, party. And she's like, she hesitates. She looks at the spot. She's like, I don't know, in a parallel park. It's like a little small. And as she's hesitating, somebody in actually the same exact car as you. White Model Y. White Model Y Tesla comes and takes the spot.

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So this thing that I like worked so hard to- I still would have had to turn around.

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I know, I'm kind of like loving. So. We do say that everywhere we go. I know, we did love yesterday's. We'll love today's too. The thing is, is it's really beautiful to see the business of podcasting booming in such a way. Yeah. And having so many options for studios. It's really beautiful. I'm loving today's setup. You know I love sitting behind a desk.

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Lily James. I loved Lily James in Downton Abbey.

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Her role specifically, like the annoying younger cousin was so fucking annoying. I take it back, you're right. She was dreadful.

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They get into the same car and they're laughing. So they're in love. There has been a lot of speculation about who Glenn Powell is going to date because on his rise to fame, he was in a relationship for a pretty long time. So he never was able to use his celebrity and his dating life to catapult him to another life, because that's always how it happens.

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And he really is like this big time Hollywood movie star, really one of the most eligible young men. There was like those rumors about him and Sidney Sweeney, but like he wasn't dating her. That was fake. So we've never really seen him in a celebrity relationship. This is the first time. If it's a relationship. Let's operate like it is. Let's talk like it is.

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He crushed that parking, by the way. He didn't even have to like readjust the parallel. That's really crazy.

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I just figured they were going home.

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So you're being a little critical, which is important. This is important. Wait. Me saying this is good is critical? Sorry. You're thinking critically. Cynical? No. You're thinking critically. Okay. You're saying it wasn't this whirlwind romance. But I want to talk about it like it is. Okay. Let's say these two are together. Or even just casually dating.

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I love it so much, you know, because I've been waiting for Glenn Powell to do something like this. And I like that he didn't, like we would have thought so, even the Sidney Sweeney thing, I'm like, it's so obvious, you know, like two hot young people. Like Lily James is very much an accomplished actress.

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And I think that Glenn Powell really wants to be taken seriously as like a one day, like an Oscar level actor. And I think that him, you know, swimming in the same pools, BAFTA, London, Lily James, like, It's Pargy. It's well thought out. I like it.

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That sounds like what you're saying. Like you think low of Glenn Powell.

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I think, I think, let me tell you my POV, okay? Cause I'm like, I'm on FaceTime. I'm fixing my makeup. I'm just like, you know, making, I knew you were going to take a while to park wherever you went. And I'm like, damn, she's really taking a long time. So I look at my rear view mirror and I see her standing in the street behind me and your car is parking itself.

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I'm really shocked to hear you say this.

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That's fair. And I like that for him. What, only girls can do that? You'd love to see men and women dominated fields. Like, this is fun. Yeah. This is fun. And as he should. Like, I like when people use their dating life to catapult their careers. Like, I think that's really an interesting way of getting famous and of rising your star. And Glenn, like, Glenn has the roles.

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You know, he has the looks. But he needs like a Hollywood star look.

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This is him getting us invested. Like we talked about Gracie Abrams very briefly. This is something new. We have a picture now. Like he is actually taking us with him. You don't see it. You don't understand Glenn like I do. I don't see the vision.

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I think Glenn lives in Austin. I think he's kind of like a local hometown hero. In terms of what he does, I know he loves his family. All he does is hang out with his mom and his friends. And he still accepts each other's awesomeness. That's what I think.

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Yeah, even though I could also see Glenn having a really good team around him.

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I just feel like you want something sinister to be going on here with Glenn, and I can almost tell you for certain that there's not. He's just like a guy. He's just laughing after this is what you're saying? He's catching a ride home, okay? With a pretty girl? Pretty girls need to get home too. Or it's just being a gentleman taking her home. Like maybe her car got lost or whatever.

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And I mean the jacket. Like they're telling us something. Yeah, by the way, the jacket. Okay. Not you turning me into a hater, but the jacket is giving staged.

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Let's talk about the jacket because actually there's no way she needed the jacket inside the party. Like parties are often really warm. And so, okay, she needed the jacket to walk from the curb to the car where the car obviously has heat if it's cold in London right now. Like- And look at the girl behind her shivering. Like, I didn't give her a jacket. Okay, so it was cold.

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That looks like, I literally thought it was Gucci Sorbo.

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And I'm like, damn, these new cars are really sick. And the car is moving and twisting and turning and getting into the spot. I'm like, that is really cool to see in action. I know that there are cars that park themselves. You've heard about such things. I've never seen it. I'm like, that's my sister, the ingenue, picking herself up by her bootstraps and using the self-parking.

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Because you know me. I love to like... Oh. Oh.

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Let me just, just give me a minute, because a picture says a thousand words, and there's like 11 pictures. So we have 11,000 words. Lem Powell is so hot. Like, that's the worst thing I'm thinking. The party was inside, so there's no way she needed the jacket inside. And also, to be clear, she's wearing a blazer, so it's like two jackets.

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Yeah, I don't know. So they first met in 2018. They played a married couple in something called the Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Society.

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Wait, now I have to read it and watch the movie starring the two of them. So they could also just be friends. Like they worked together in 2018. The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society. That's far too long of a name for a film and that's why it wasn't successful.

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And if you're not, it's time for the Love is Blind recap, where Jackie and I are going.

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Right, you're watching the most dreadful season of a show that once was good. And I feel like, obviously we talk about this all the time, like some seasons are really amazing and some are fine. There's never been one that's like unwatchable.

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So- Yeah, but I don't remember the pod episodes feeling like teeth being pulled.

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And I'm still watching. And then I see somebody's hands on the wheel and you're standing out on the curb. I'm like, wait, I think there's a person in her car.

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You fell for it. Well, in the first two episodes, we only get one engagement. And then the first reveal happens in the first couple of minutes of the third episode, which I did watch. Who is it? Joey, who is the long-haired golden retriever.

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And Monica. And Monica. They are perfect for each other. The reveal was butt-clenchingly cringe, but because they're matching each other's level of freaky. It all went well. It's not cringe for anything bad. I actually think... They are a good couple.

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Now, I had an actual physical reaction to something one of the girls said, and she's probably one of my least. She's definitely my least favorite.

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person on the show because every time she talks it's exactly what you and I were saying at the top of this show like it's you say something really bland and boring and you act like it's revolutionary conversation and it's the girl who said she like listened to Joe Rogan and the ant farm yeah and she was like and maybe natural disasters are just like superior beings superior beings and somebody you know shaking up our ant farm and then she kind of like left it silent for him to be like whoa and I was like

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Are you fucking dumb? Like, it was seriously like, oh, yeah, she was like, I have a lot of like high sober thoughts. You know, I'm sober, but like, I think like a high person. I'm like, oh, you're so crazy.

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I don't know if there's room in a relationship for two ant farm people. But I don't know if somebody who's not an ant farm person can sleep next to somebody who is. It's a really good question you ask. I don't know. These are bottom of the barrel conversations that we're having about these people. They have given us nothing.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Now I know we're only two episodes in and I would like to ask permission from our audience. Please let us stop watching this. It's genuine psychological torture. It's uninteresting people. There's no drama. Now there are people who are having mutual connections. So like Dave, who's this guy who's like an asshole, but then was really nice.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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And like, there's always a Dave, a guy who's like, doesn't think.

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Meanwhile, he has two connections. One, Molly, who's honestly a cutie. Matthew had two connections.

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as well right he's a cutie and then he's also connecting with lauren who was the girl who like took a year off she was a teacher she wasn't making a livable wage um she is vibing with dave and she at the end of the episode too like finds out that molly is too it's like oh my god it's almost like that's the concept of this fucking show right and when she somebody's like i feel like somebody molly says to her i feel like we don't have the same connection so i can tell you like i'm really vibing with dave meanwhile she's like literally talking to the other woman her face like she's so like so backdressed like

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I can't be here. Like I can't be here. That's the whole point of the show. Yeah. Who do you think he should pick and who do you think he will pick? I don't think you should pick either of them. I don't think that either of them are well suited because I don't think the person we're seeing is like really who he is. Right. I think we got little glimpses. Like I work in medical aesthetics.

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Like I'm around a lot of Botox. Who the fuck says that? Yeah. And also, what does that mean? People having very vague jobs. I work in medical aesthetics. Do you engineer Botox? Are you the receptionist at a med spa? And then his description says medical sales. So I think he like sells parts for cosmetology. And then the NBA dancer, she says she has a doctorate in healthcare administration.

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She's like, people are really surprised when they find out I work in a hospital and then I'm a doctor. Well, a doctor who works in a hospital is different than somebody with a doctorate. Yeah. So I just feel like everybody's very misleading about their jobs. But I do really like Devin. That's who's talking to? Britanny and NBA dancer. He is like loves his job. He loves kids. He loves basketball.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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He just wants everybody to love basketball and the kids as much. He's a youth sports. I really like him. I think he's like a PJ. He's just really young. And all the women he's talking to are much older. Oh, yeah. And he went to the same high school. And she was like, five years later. It's not that many years.

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But we need to talk about the implications of a small town. on the personalities that come on this show. On the entertainment value for the show. We always talk about how important it is, the city that they're in. And some of the best seasons are just these urban metropolises with people from all different walks of life. Most recently, D.C. was not a good season because people in D.C. are weird.

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And so I think where you're from, But then a really good season where people are really weird was, like, the Portland, Oregon, Seattle area. Like, it was a good season. The people weren't freaks. It was an okay season. It was a good season.

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That was Jimmy and Chelsea, no? No, that was North Carolina. Oh, yeah. Okay, North Carolina was a good city, too. So the city... Whatever. The city... means a lot. And I was actually really looking forward to Minnesota. I mean, that guy Joey, his accent is fucking crazy. I don't even know what Minnesota people talk like, but he is a walking cliche.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Nobody else really has that terrible of an accent. He must be really local. Or from a specific part of Minnesota. Because most of them live in St. Paul, like downtown. And I fear it's not giving a good look for people from Minnesota. And I don't want to paint with a broad brush. But it's so vanilla.

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That we just are not being packaged properly. We're the crazy people. You know, like you need to sprinkle them in. And in addition to the serious people who are taking the experiment seriously, you need to have the assholes, the people who are clearly there to get famous, the people who have like really nutty personalities. There's none of that.

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Everybody is like so normal to the point of bored to tears.

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But six episodes of pods is waterboarding.

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And whoever's idea it was to have people in the pods do a date night where they're doing silent discos. And we're obviously not listening to what they're listening to because then they put on like their generic music and we're watching them like bop it to like selling sunset pop music. Like seriously stop.

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She was doing it, no, with Mason, the cinematographer. She's like, oh, we're both artists.

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Okay, so she's getting like, it's obviously a late night date and she's like kind of like horny and she's being like really weird and like sexually suggestive, like telling him that her nipples are pierced. And she was like, he's like, I love mini skirts. And she was like, oh, then you would have loved my micro mini the other day. And he was like,

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I was talking to you and you were wearing a micro mini skirt. Why didn't you tell me? And then they're like also doing putt-putt as their date. And so she like holds both hands on the golf club and like shakes her ass in a mini skirt towards the wall that divides them. And he obviously can't see it. So she's like, oh, by the way, I just twerked. And he goes- You know how to twerk?

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Like, as if she, like, tied a cherry. She just, like, shook her ass. She didn't even, actually, she didn't twerk. She just, like. By the textbook definition. Yeah, textbook, she actually did not twerk. She just, like, did, like, a hip dip.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Yeah. It's really like been so unenjoyable thus far. Sound off in the comments. Sounds amazing. We are funny. By the way, we... literally what each episode is like a little over an hour. So I watched like almost two and a half hours.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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I hope Netflix learns from this though. Yeah. Because they definitely in the past have made the pods too short where like you really don't understand the people and it's hard to get really invested. So it's a perfect, it's always dreadful. It's always like a little hard because you're like learning all these people's names.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

4209.2

I'd stay in chat, but I don't want to stay in chat. The bench is probably the worst thing to happen to this show because the best part of the reveals is how awkward it is that they have to stand and like be fully in gowns and meet someone new for the first time. The fact that they sit, it lets them get like a little bit more comfortable and I don't like it. I want them to be weird.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Correct. All right. Well, that's our show, you guys. We kind of crushed it. Classic us. Classic us. Anything else you want to say before we wrap?

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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I literally thought the car was driving itself.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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And every day you're always like, I parked today. I thought you knew how to park. Who doesn't know how to park? I don't know how to parallel park. I'm not going to lie. What's the point? Everywhere you go has a massive fucking parking lot. I know how to parallel park. It will take me like 15 minutes, but I can do it.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Unless it's on the left side of the street. Was it on the left? Like were you, was the parking spot to your left or to your right? To my right. Oh, okay. That I can do like in 10 minutes. I can't do it.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Yeah. And just leave your insurance card wherever you go.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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At least you could give us a subscription and a thumbs up.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Hope you guys have an amazing Wednesday. Don't forget to hump someone you love and we'll see you tomorrow.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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By the way, kids are one thing, and it's honest. And you did try. Yeah. And she's actually being nice saying good job because she didn't even do it. Sweet girl. It should have been bad job trying to drive.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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She doesn't know you're a commuter.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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And what does that do? Does it beep boop bop in parallel parks? Like and having said that the one time I tried to use it, it said feature not available. So I don't know why.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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That's the kind of car I really understood why wheels couldn't go like perpendicular to the car.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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I am still feeling like not my most beautiful self. I've even been blowing out my hair while I'm here. So the sunglasses today, they may come off, but they're on for now. She's on vacation time. She's on island time. On island time. And we have such an exciting episode. So it's Wednesday, which means the vibes are high. You know, we're humping someone you love.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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You're right. What Away Suitcase did for the 360 degree wheel, somebody needs to do. GM needs to do for the car.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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I haven't heard from him in a while, I feel like. I always, for some reason, the fact that Jerry Springer passed away is a fact that doesn't stick in my brain. And I find myself constantly being reminded of it and getting sad all over again. That's hard. And I'm sorry that his Netflix documentary didn't take off.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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I saw it on the homepage and I was like, well, if everybody starts talking about it, I'll watch it. I didn't hear a word. Not everyone can be Martha. Jerry deserves more than that.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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You know, like every time- But you went to the Jerry Springer show once. Every time we talk about a celebrity, I'm like, oh yeah, I just ran into him. You know, I saw Connor Kennedy and his military mates at Zero Bond. But I did meet Jerry Springer. But not at Zero Bond. Not at Zero Bond, at the Jerry Springer show. So that's what makes this story unlike any other story.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Yeah, but I know it sounds like, well, Claudia, anybody could just go to the Jerry Springer show. Why are you special? And that's true. Anybody can. But not everybody gets invited back to Jerry's office because the social media manager listens to our podcast. And Jerry was so nice. He talked to me and my friends. You know, you forget because he plays this character.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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He's just kind of this old Jewish guy. You know, he gives very much like, you know, Kat Steiner energy.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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And he said, congrats on all your success. I hope I never see you on my show. Have a good day. And I said, thank you, Jerry. And you honored that wish. Yeah.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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You know how they keep old franchises alive with new Ryan Seacrest on? Now, I guess it's called The Jerry Springer Show, so I don't know who else could do it besides Jerry, but I would love to see a millennial.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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They don't they don't ask me enough. And I feel like the networks are always looking for like where to put Jerry O'Connell.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Don't forget to get your pillow humping saddle and do just that. But we also are going to be doing a little bit of a TV recap. Jackie and I... Endeavored. Unfortunately committed ourselves last night to watching the first two episodes of the new season of Love is Blind, which is something that doesn't sound so crazy, right? Yeah, we do it all the time.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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It pretty much comes back to the six episodes of pods. I will say I'm having a lot of trouble sleeping at this stage of my pregnancy. Last night I threw up in my sleep and woke up choking on my own vomit. Acid reflux. I also woke up three times to pee. I woke up with heartburn. It was just a never-ending evening. But I did want to thank...

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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love is blind because the first few hours of sleep were like truly dreamless, peaceful, wonderful, because they gave me nothing. They were so bored, you were lulled into a deep sleep. A dreamless sleep. They didn't stimulate my brain at all.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Hmm, what did I do last night? No, no, I have this terrible feeling that something awful happened to me last night. And when I woke up, I was like, why is there this heaviness on my chest? And it was because I spent three hours watching the worst television I've ever watched. And then I have to wake up and talk about it.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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I know. The best part of Love is Blind is like catching up and then going on social media and reading the funny tweets. And people were being so funny on Twitter. And usually I don't do that until I'm fully caught up, but I actually don't care.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Yeah. So, oh, good luck getting me to remember anyone's names. I did write it down because I was like, short guy is Daniel. Of course. Love him. Ben Platt. Wait, who's Ben Platt? Alex? Yeah, Alex. Who was bullied? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he was bullied for not being Ben Platt. That's actually such a good call.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Okay, so Dave is talking to Molly and Lauren.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Yeah, I like when people look different, you know? Like Madison and the other blonde, like they all look the same.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Sarah, blonde girl. She's talking to Ben who's very religious and her sister's gay. Yes, her sister is gay.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Yeah, no, it's like nobody has anything like individualistic about them.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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And I don't know why it was the hardest thing I've ever done in my life. It's a show that I absolutely love. And I was actually excited for Minnesota. I thought, you know, we'd really get to know the elk of Minnesotans. And unfortunately, I think we did. And I think it's not a good elk because, oh, my God, so dreadful. We will be doing so.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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And Britanny is also B-Dot. Yes. And Devin is also D-Buck. Devin likes the other girl who's an NBA dancer. I didn't write down her name. But this is not the Love is Blind recap.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

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Like my husband brought out a box of Spritz this morning to celebrate the launch. Like you wouldn't even see that I'm sitting next to a partial box of pink lemonade that matches my sweater, my shoes and my iPad and my frames.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

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On a train, I feel like you could.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

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Feel free to subscribe, but like it actually makes no difference where you choose to consume us as long as you do. Like seriously.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

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Yeah, Apple takes 30% of in-app purchases.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

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So even though it's $11.99, we're not making any more money from that. Tim Cook is. If you want to pay in the app, go ahead. It makes no difference to us except you're spending more money. Head over to patreon.com slash the toast on your desktop monitor.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1149.858

It wasn't even. This is not my price raise.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

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Life hack. Head over to the website.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

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Yeah. And then also you can connect it to your RSS feed. So it'll be in your podcast app. And you never have to start drama. Pay the piper.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

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Clear, crystal clear. Well, we look forward to that clarity in the Fast Five stories that you need to know.

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Thank you, Toto Bello. Our first story, Time 100 Most Influential People list has dropped. So Time has assembled their 100 most influential people of 2025. Celebrities, artists, leaders, world leaders, written by other people. And we shall go through the list of names that we know. That we recognize. Is that fair? Yes. I know you guys love list day.

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This list is very confusing to me because while like a lot of people on this list like, sure, yeah, you're influential. Like, are you a hundred? It's a tall task.

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It's a tall task that they set out to do. And I just feel like they never really do it. And a hundred is like too much because then it's like might as well be a thousand. Yeah.

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No or Ed Sheeran and Scarlett Johansson. Meanwhile Taylor Swift is not on the list and she's just like so obvious.

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No one interviews you like a famous person they like nominate you. So here are some of the people who are the most influential people that you have heard of. Okay Ed Sheeran by Chris Hemsworth. Sure. He's not not influential, but he's obviously doing a lot of press right now. So he was very excited.

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I think he has big plans for the year. He has his new song.

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Like every song he drops goes to number one. Like that's influence. Sure. OK, cool. I'm so influenced. OK, next Scarlett Johansson by Chris Evans. OK, sure. If you say so. Yeah, okay. Daniel Dae Kim by J.J. Abrams. I don't know who Daniel is, but I know J.J.

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Okay, sure. If you say so. It's just like Hollywood. This is the artist category. Kristen Bell by Ted Danson. You know what? I wouldn't put her on this list, but when you think about it, she actually is really influential.

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Princess Anna is incredibly influential. Okay.

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Adam Scott by Nick Offerman. Severance is very big. Rashida Jones by Amy Poehler.

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Sure, but it's like if she dropped a lipstick, how many people are influenced to go and buy it?

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I'm sure somewhere in these articles it's in there for time's definition.

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Yeah, like Alex Earle's not here. Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, they're the most influential people in the world. So if they're not on your list...

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Among, doesn't have to be, like, give me someone.

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But she's in the pioneers category. She's not on the artists, which I thought was interesting. They must have ran out of space.

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Yeah, yes. The Pope is the most influential person in the world. I feel like that's a safe choice.

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Yeah, that's what I was... They're just going by who has the most followers.

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Oh my God, I just read something about Kabi Lame, I think.

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Do you know who that is? Yeah, of course. I just like read a brief on him, like about his rise to fame. And now he's like, no, nothing.

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I didn't, I never heard of him, but it was like some, I don't know.

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No, not before I read this AI generated tweet.

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Well, one, like people were saying, like, how is this person the most followed? Like, he's not really doing anything. Like, he's just like kind of taking other people's content and then like...

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That's what the AI generated tweet said.

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Oh, and then he was fighting with Charli D'Amelio's fans.

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Oh, okay. Well, AI thought that there was. But honestly, I'm going to say, like, AI is not the foremost authority in this conversation.

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It's true. One day they'll get there, but today they're not the authority. Then Nicole Scherzinger by Patti LuPone. What? Okay, thank you for that reaction.

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Kristen Wiig by Marielle Heller.

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But I am saying she's not 100 global.

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Hozier by Noah Kahn. I like it. I like it. I wouldn't do it, but I like Hozier, and he deserves his flowers.

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Yeah. Do you know someone named Miranda July? I don't. Okay, by Molly Greenwald. I don't know who that is. Then Icons. Demi Moore by Ryan Murphy.

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Adrian Brody. My king? Yeah. But he's not influential. It's like to me more. Does he even have Instagram? Who are you influencing and how? I guess if he makes a movie, people will go see it.

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But like I think someone who is an actress who doesn't have an Instagram who carries influence would be like Jennifer Lawrence. Like when she makes a movie, people are going to go see it.

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How do those two know each other? I'm sure I could click it, but we don't have time for that. But literally, who cares? Yeah, but that is interesting. Then leaders, and so you have everyone here. Keir Starmer, Claudia Scheinbaum, not to be confused with you.

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Elon. Mm-hmm. J.D. Vance. Mm-hmm. Howard Lutnick. Megan Kelly. I don't know who Howard is. He's in the government now. RFK. Yeah, that feels right. Noah Argamani, our queen.

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I'm sure that that person is on this list. I'm just skipping over them because I don't know who they are.

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But I'm sure that plenty. Javier Millay, the Argentinian president. I don't know if you've seen him around.

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Next category, titans. So people who didn't like fit into other categories. So they're just like random.

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Of industry. It's a little everything. So Serena Williams, I would say she's titanic.

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And she's extremely titanic. Oh yeah, I forgot we're talking about influence.

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No, I'm not offended. And I think her, a little bit of her brief by Sherilyn, if I'll focus on her, a donation. Charitable work. Yeah. Yeah. Ed Bastian. Who's that again?

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Lauren Michaels by Will Ferrell. Influential. Influential. There you go. And it probably doesn't have Instagram, but we can look past that.

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We're capable. Simone Biles by Allie Raisman.

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The textbook definition of influence.

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Mark Zuckerberg, yeah, I guess. He makes himself influential.

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Or maybe he doesn't pitch himself for this stuff, even though I don't believe that for one second. He loves this.

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Yeah. Honestly, his absence is glaring.

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And I don't think President Xi is on here.

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Right. His absence is glaring. Even AI said he's number one. Pioneers, Rosé by Lily Collins. Cute.

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Yeah, definitely, because there's a lot of names that I don't know. I think it's meant to be global. Well, like with a touch of global, but maybe not entirely because then it's, this is an American publication, but they definitely want to capture global sentiment. Tons of names I don't know in this category, but Miles Smith by Shaboosie, and they just dropped a song together that is so pargy.

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He's a singer that Margot loves, and then he dropped a song with Shaboosie who I love, so we've really, it's really brought us together as sisters.

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Innovators. Snoop Dogg by Hoda. you by hoda nikki glazer by ali wong absolutely well deserved incredibly influential this year yeah a lot of other people who i don't know and that is all all right well oh it's not no sorry that's just from cat in the hat oh um i

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Yeah. Like I would say Theo Vaughn is more influential than Demi Moore.

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Yeah, yeah. But they're so like, like Adrian Brody took their spot. They're not competing with Joe Rogan. They're competing.

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Yeah. So there you go. Hope you feel.

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Yeah, but also the TikTokers, the influencers, the Instagrammers.

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Yeah, they should have picked like one person from each platform. So if they want Joe Rogan to represent the power of podcasting, that's fine by me.

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Yeah. I don't think she's as influential as Alex Earle.

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Okay. Yeah. I would have taken any of them.

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No, not a Kardashian in sight. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. Give us one. Yeah.

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Or just say the Kardashian. Or Kris. They love Kris. Kris. They love her. Titan. Titan. Yeah. Well, our next story is actually about the Kardashians and something that we were talking about yesterday because Khloe Kardashian revealed who gets paid the most for their Kardashians. So Khloe Kardashian has really jumped into the podcasting world headfirst these days. Yeah.

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talks about it on the show she dropped a bunch of episodes she went on call her daddy in yesterday's episode and alex asked chloe if it's true that you and your sisters are all paid the same amount for the kardashians and she said true

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No, the thing is, low-key, Kourtney gets, it probably goes like Kim and Khloe and then Kourtney and then Kendall and then Kylie in terms of airtime.

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Oh, I'm taking Kris out because she gets 10% of what, like, I'm just.

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I think she gets 10% of the deal and then gets her cut.

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Oh, definitely. And they talked about that on this season, like how she still takes 10% from all of them.

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No, she totally should. But no, Kourtney actually films a lot. It's not the way that she used to like sitting around talking about their feelings, but like she shows a lot of stuff with Travis. She shows her family. Like maybe it's not people's favorite stuff to watch, but like she contributes. Kylie did not even do solo confessionals. She only did confessionals with Kendall.

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Because, like, if they start getting into, like, okay, I was in...

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60% of the show so I get 60% and you're in 10% so you get 10% like it gets like kind of like nasty and petty and some people could argue well my 10% is more interesting than your 30% but so yes they should be paid the same but like why don't they demand that Kylie do more and I'm saying this as someone who wants more Kylie so I'm saying it selfishly like get in there I'm saying it as someone who's like

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And because Kylie is so wealthy, like if it was for the poorest sister who like wasn't doing.

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But are those like $50, $100 million?

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Okay, and that's hundreds of millions? Because the girls are making hundreds of millions.

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Yeah, but I'm just saying like, if the person who was doing the least also happened to be the poorest sister, like I can understand why you. Of course. And I wonder if, do they pay Rob from the show? Not that he's on it, but like.

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Yeah, because he started the show with them.

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Right, and it's not like Chris is seriously paying his bills. I think they give him things.

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Yeah. Except for Kim and Kylie who have planes.

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So the mystery continues. I guess at the end.

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No, it was like just true or false. So she said true, Thompson. And then in a follow up question, Alex asked if she and her family members, who are also executive producers,

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are allowed to cut any footage that you don't that they don't like for sure and she said yes but it's more vanity things that we would cut like yeah I guess if you don't like how you look she said that Courtney actually asked for the most cuts because of how much she says like which is funny and oh I love that and it's funny because like the final edit like she still says it so many times yeah you can only imagine how bad it really is yeah I mean the struggle is real with that

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We've gotten a lot better, but we've, we've really practiced and we do it every day.

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But, um, just funny. So just something to keep in mind. Yeah.

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I know it would make me who would make it the most mad, like not for Kim. She has so much money who cares. And she like, likes doing the show.

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If we didn't, year after year after year.

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Are you ready for our next story? I am.

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Amanda Bynes has joined OnlyFans with a major caveat. It's not, it's actually, the caveat helps. But anyway, she announced that she made an account on OnlyFans.com. via her Instagram stories on Tuesday, telling her followers that she's excited to be connected with her fans through the new business venture.

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Well, so this is what she said. She said, I'm on OnlyFans now. Disclaimer, I'm doing OnlyFans to chat with my fans through DMs. I won't be posting any sleazy content. Excited to join.

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And I do think OnlyFans like wants to be, you know, a subscription service for your faves, like not just pornography. Yeah.

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Like didn't Rebecca Minkoff like do a fashion show on OnlyFans or something like that?

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And that was in 2021, so that feels right.

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The year. And I think they were right for that because we don't all have to go to separate places for subscription creator content, though that's what we've all done.

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Patreon is for podcasters. It's also for music.

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And then Substack is for writer girls?

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No, you could write articles on Patreon. Or OnlyFans.

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Well, Amanda Bynes wants to chat with her fans on OnlyFans and... I think that's a good idea.

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Yeah. I didn't get that far. And definitely if you don't get the app and you do it through OnlyFans.com, you could save some money.

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It seems like... It doesn't say how much. She's smart. I gotta go to her page.

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Are you ready for our next story?

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Yeah. Some music news, even though Spotify is down. Because Morgan Wallen's new album is making some waves right now in terms of collaboration. So first.

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Yes. But first for the known information. Morgan Wallen and Post Malone are teaming up for a new single called I Ain't Coming Back. And that comes out on Friday as part of his new album.

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I listened, like there was a snippet that he posted on the gram. Sounds amazing. I'm very excited. Sounds even better than I had some help.

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Right, it sounds amazing. But the streets are saying that he is also collabing with Tate McRae for his new album because she posted a photo that seems to hint towards a collab. It's a Tennessee orange jersey with a T and an 8 on the front that says Tate and then a little logo at the top with his logo MW.

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I don't think she will alienate that many people with this. I mean, look at Post Malone. Everybody is working with Morgan Wallen. He's the biggest hit maker.

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No, and he's doing stadium turns. He has fans. Maybe you're not going to be the darling of the Grammys, but if you want to sell music and you want to perform for actual people, call Morgan Wallen.

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I'm excited for me because this is what I've needed.

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And I've been waiting for Tate McCray to pop off because she's my kind of girl. She's your kind of woman. If the hits aren't there, there's only so much I can do.

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That's really cute. That's like the sound of music.

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Well, that's also because an au pair, I know it sounds fancy, but au pairs are typically younger women. I didn't realize that until I learned what an au pair was outside of the movie Au Pair. Which was a hit.

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Like fancy and more expensive, you would think.

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So no, it's actually like a younger person, woman, let's get real, a younger woman.

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who it's like almost like an internship sort of like they actually don't get paid a lot they like get experience oh well I like it doesn't happen a lot but like with annoying fancy people in the city like every now and then you'll meet someone who refers to like their child's caretaker like as an au pair no and they definitely have like an educational background but I'm pretty sure they are being paid less because they're getting like the experience

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Yeah, and then you get to also say you have an au pair.

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But I do think a governess is what you thought an au pair was.

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Fancy, teacher, pricey. They teach you manners. Yeah, no, but like they're more expensive than a nanny where actually I think an au pair is less.

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yeah we have a pied-a-terre in the city oh so you have a condo yeah me too but no but like so do i but you don't live there full-time but so you when you have an apartment in another city like you just have an apartment like oh i have a place in manhattan when people say i have a pied-a-terre just know if i ever get a pied-a-terre i am gonna call it one at every turn you mean if you ever get a place in manhattan if i ever get a place in the city and i'm not living there full-time yeah i will be having a pied-a-terre

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I'm so happy for you and the magic of the East has been so – The magic of the East. It's been so happy.

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No, au pair, dumb is not for me. I heard a really funny story from my neighbor and it was just like, okay.

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It was really funny. I think I've told you it before with like the cigarettes and the pool and the selfies.

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Our fifth and final story is a little sisterly podcasting news. And it's not about us.

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Alona Marr and her sisters have started a podcast together. Oh, cute. Called House of Marr.

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Which one? Adriana or Olivia? Olivia.

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No, but I know what a girl dinner is.

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That bodes well for a podcaster.

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You have to have a lot of viral terms.

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Anyway, Alona and her sisters, Adriana and Olivia, are putting their fun chemistry on display with the release of their brand new podcast, House of Mar. Love it, by the way.

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I like House of Trey. So do I. I wonder if they'll get podcasting tips from their uncle, Bill Maher.

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What are the odds, though? In the podcast, they'll be discussing everything from Alona's life, plus some broader topics in the realm of athletics and pop culture. I mean, classic stuff.

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I mean, I can look that up on the podcast app, but not on Spotify because it's down. Yeah.

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But they did put out their first episode with Alan, her Dancing with the Stars partner.

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She reunited with Alan Burstyn. I know people were excited about that. It's with Wave Originals.

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Okay, so they like an athletic podcast, which is definitely...

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Yeah. They've actually put out a few episodes so far. They've done four. And so now they're doing a little bit of press. They're talking about dream guests. Their dream guest is actually Haim. So like, I don't love that, but.

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It's like three sisters and three sisters. And they also said anyone with sisters you're in.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

3672.073

Yeah. And it sounds like, you know, they have potential.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

3677.997

Elona does rugby. Olivia does cooking. Adriana is in the nonprofit space.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

3687.502

I just want to say, she did say, I'm in the nonprofit humanitarian space. I don't maybe have a lot of guests from that space, but I also have a lot of music interests and I would love to have some musical artists. So I love the self-awareness.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

3711.097

The fact that we're talking about Augusta in part three.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

3811.724

Yeah. Something caused her to meltdown before lunch. And I'm sure she had a feeling, maybe just this feeling that we couldn't see because we're paying attention to seven different people. Like, we're not just seeing how everything affects you. Where she just felt like other people were quicker to resolution and other people were giving each other more grace and not towards her.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

3830.363

But, like, you can't be this... like big bad bitch in your confessionals. You talk so much shit like you're like, and it's funny and we all love it. And you get so much like love for it. And then same for the fans. And then you come on the reunion and you have nothing to say and you want to run away crying. Like that is weenie behavior.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

3849.395

Sutton did the same thing, but like at least Sutton is taking the W and she's going into the next season.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

387.176

I understand. Well, I'm so happy for the job and for the show that you're here, but you don't think that you slept like just having so much peace of mind knowing that today Spritz would be available everywhere. You don't think that's what it was?

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

3873.267

There's not, like, a history. Like, Sutton and Kyle have a history.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

3882.492

Sutton and Dorit don't have that. But with Sutton and Dorit, the hatred that Sutton and Dorit have, Garcelle has with everyone else.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

3913.503

She does because nobody was really taking like hits at her or anything. And she didn't even have a bad reunion.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

3924.326

No, and also, like, Dorit had a hard reunion, like, answering for everything. I mean, she handled it so well. But, like, you would think if someone doesn't want to be in the cast photo, like, they just, like, taken a pummeling and, like, I'm done. But Garcelle had a very uneventful reunion. And the things that upset her happened so early in the day.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

3938.638

And the fact that she couldn't, like, move past them. Shaken.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

3941.901

that's a requirement of the job like you have to have a short memory you have to be forgiving otherwise we'll be stuck in these fights forever i mean like i if this were my actual personal life i don't think i could do that like if someone says something nasty to me once i will remember that forever like you will never have my love and trust again but like there's just that unspoken rule with these women so to hold on to that for what eight hours when it was the original sin like wasn't even anything crazy it was just like they vehemently disagreed with her about the robbery thing

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

3969.598

Which, by the way, was such a polarizing thing to say.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

3977.56

Yeah, and she thinks because she's doubled down that that's her taking accountability. Sutton didn't double down on the poor comment at the reunion.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

3985.942

She said that was wrong, and I apologize. So you have to move forward from there. But if you were going to sit there, why am I seriously going to forge a friendship with someone who thinks that either I or my husband... faked a robbery for insurance money, did a horrible crime, and now wants to put me on blast on national television.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4051.365

No, not at all. And I think she was like adding levity and giving Kyle many outs. And then Kyle being like, no, I want to talk about it. It's like, okay, well, don't be surprised that none of us thought you would want to talk, be in the hot seat because you've never wanted to.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4066.55

Yeah, because she's unclear in how she feels. And like, I just, it's really crazy that she can't answer the question. Like, do you want to get back together with Moe?

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4080.295

But why can't you say I want to? Even if he doesn't, it's not like he said yet.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4095.987

But Dorit said she wants to stay with PK, right?

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4101.325

Well, because PK doesn't want to stay with her. So yeah, I'm not going to stay here forever. But like if I had my druthers, I want to stay together. I thought it was interesting also that Kathy said that she hopes they get back together. I would have expected her to say the opposite. I thought she fucking hated him.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4115.708

No, and she does hate him. She's always clowning on everything he says and does. She like called him poor and she called him old and ugly.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

414.665

Yeah, it's very, very powerful. But I do think we can sleep well knowing now that Spritz is available everywhere, which is our big announcement of the day. Our commercial dropped this morning. We were talking about our big commercial and I feel like it lives up to the hype, you know?

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4148.966

No, and it's like you told them. Did she tell them that she might be a lesbian or that they're auntie?

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4158.491

Yeah. And they literally didn't care. Her 45-year-old nieces, progressive nieces.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4178.553

Yeah, we definitely need to like slot someone in for Garcelle. But I think in general, the cast is good. I think Sutton is still on such thin ice and so unpredictable that there's plenty there. I think between Kyle and Dorit going through a lot in their personal lives, like there's it's not I don't think the well has run dry, but it's always good to have fresh bread.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4201.65

Like, look what Bose has done for the show.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4235.254

I love Erica. And I look forward to the future for her.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4280.78

Yeah. When he was like, I don't care.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4286.704

Yeah. No, I'm team Janet. Not so strongly because a lot of it is unknown. We don't know who's lying. Did Janet say the thing about Michelle?

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

429.043

It's giving Mary Kate and Ashley. It's giving Disney Channel.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4302.272

No, and what Janet said to Kristen, like, oh, I'm sorry for looping you in with the demonic comment your friend made. That is an apology. Yeah.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4336.424

and he like remained cool calm and collected and obviously she did it and like made her look crazy like he's fucking evil for sure that was that really gave me a pin and then when he was like in his confessional no I don't plan to move to the OCM of course like he's evil he's literally evil yeah he does have Jax Taylor vibes but he is like more refined and like well-spoken what does he do for a living I think he does real estate I'm just assuming because like everyone does that you know he hides it better than Jax yeah yeah

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4368.375

Last season, they were like separated the whole season. Well, they won't. They even though it very much seemed like they wouldn't stay together. And now they're divorcing. They both have new partners. And I just wish that like, why can't you just be peaceful? Like that person was at one point your family. Like, can't you just have love for them?

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4391.541

She's very closed off. We don't know her that well, even though she's a main cast member. She doesn't. She shares, like, she'll answer questions, but, like, we just don't know her personality that well. Maybe she's, like, a quiet person, but I just couldn't say that, like, I know what's on her heart. I couldn't say that I do. I feel like I know what's on, like, Nia's heart.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4434.674

He like flips the table and her knee is black.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4468.291

Yeah, and she's been dealing with a lot, like, what she's been living with, and now we know that he is a drug addict and an alcoholic.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4475.913

Those things, it wasn't just, like, when they would go out to the Mondrian, like, it's every day and it's every night.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4480.435

And, like, then his behavioral issues are heightened, and it's just a nightmare. And I agree, like, because we've always had pleasant experiences with Jax, like, I've always...

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4488.437

in a personal way to just say like you know he's really nice to us but we literally spent a total of like two hours with him like anyone can pretend to be anything in that time a thousand percent the fact that he can't like stop being an awful person for the sake of his son when he knows he's like i'm going to raise like a child this is who my kid is going to turn into and he knows all these things and he physically can't stop being the worst

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4516.152

So yeah, there's nothing else for him to do other than go to rehab. And like now we know present day, he's like 90, 100 days sober. I hope that it sticks, but I don't know if a person at his age can change.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4529.677

I really don't know. Maybe without like drugs and alcohol, you do change. But he, it's mental too.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4538.561

He is just like that intense of a person.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4544.638

It's good. It really is like Vanderpump Rules grown up.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4554.365

They are not in a lot of the previews, but Sheena was at the premiere. They're acting like they're on the show.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4562.45

Give us Lala, okay? It's been long enough without her. Of course, I love Sheena. I'm excited for her and Broth and Summer Moon and the gang. Yeah.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4570.736

Yeah, no, they are. And like even the way it's filmed, like they go to restaurants and they talk the crap and then they go and have the dinner. It's like the same template, but it really works. And I think like seeing them with like young kids and just some of the things that are actually relatable that they like.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4585.243

Danny and Mia, their son not having a room. So they live in an apartment and last season they were like looking at houses and he keeps talking about Santa Clarita.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

459.446

So check that out. Get a spritz. Let's all celebrate. Claudia slept.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4593.527

No. Plus they're on the show called The Valley now, like move to the valley.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4603.041

No, but they all live in like homes in the Valley, except for Danny and Nia. Well, I guess Kristen. Oh, so they all live, Kristen lives in an apartment. Kristen lives in an apartment, but like Jax and Brittany are in a house. Michelle and Jason have their house. Janet and Jason.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4617.305

No, Jason is in their house still. Yeah. Remember he talked to Kristen outside.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4636.169

The home is the woman's domain. Yeah.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4640.423

Yeah. But I think she's just so ready to be rid of him. She's got like her new man. Right, right. She's probably like living with him. Like, goodbye. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Janet and Mr. Janet live in... Because like, oh, by the way, Michelle's husband is, I do this every time I talk about ballet. Michelle's husband is Jesse. We keep calling him Jason. I didn't. And Janet's husband is Jason.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4669.545

Except it's like, it seems like this season, like Kristen is slinging allegations against him.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4676.77

Then he goes out and takes his ring off. I seriously don't believe that for one second. Yikes. I don't believe that.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4684.102

and then also like the drama like Danny and me are like are as perfect as they seem and like so happy and so cute and so attractive um so attractive right and he's from Hannah Montana he's a guy Carly oh yeah yeah yeah yeah he's got that face and he's like a voice actor he's a working actor good for him and she's a former pageant girly oh and when she was talking about like her body and how she wants to like have all her kids and have her body back like

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

469.929

Definitely, because it's a female founded business.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4711.43

Even last season she was like breastfeeding and crying all the time.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4729.567

No, it's nice. Like Janet's maybe doing tummy time.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4733.01

It is. There aren't shows like it. And I expected I would like the show because of that, because it's like capturing this time in your life that I'm currently in. And that is one of my favorite parts about it. Now, all the like going out and stuff. I can't relate.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4747.198

A lot of the conversations and like how the women are are and how they feel. And I find it really nice to watch. So there's heart there.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

4767.24

I'm sorry. This episode was a whole day.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

5.293

morning girlies it's the toast it's jackson claude and we're your hosts it's your favorite show the fast five things you need to know we'll start your day off swirly it's the toast they sound amazing

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

508.302

Do you think they're and by the way, I've been seeing a lot of acupuncture propaganda in a positive way. You know, it's positive and I'm a believer and I I want to try it. But do you think there are acupuncturist practitioners who are quacks and like they don't know what they're doing? They're just like sticking needles in you.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

538.273

Yeah, I think you got to go fancy.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

558.393

Well, I'm not complaining anymore.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

57.409

The thing that I do where I see you?

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

592.614

Janet wasn't in the recap. Zach wasn't in the recap.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

608.52

That's insane. So your recap stunk because then I had to recap it for you. And I'm really excited to recap the Valley to see what you think about people. And I'll let you know if you're right or wrong based on season one.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

621.388

Last season? You mean a year ago when I watched? Oh, was that a flashback? She was wearing it this season?

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

634.676

I missed it. I'm just so used to it. They're so ubiquitous.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

651.502

I wouldn't put the two together.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

654.724

Well, we'll get to the TV recap during the TV recap. Other than that, we have stories for you. We have a lot to talk about today, actually. Time 100, most influential.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

686.692

Oh, yeah. I'm going to add it to the list, if I may.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

690.376

I also will add pads while I'm here.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

72.415

Even though jean jacket is a classic and all-American look.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

744.864

Yeah, we got Montevelo. We were all there.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

772.756

I was just going to let it be your private guilty pleasure.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

775.859

I didn't need to air it out. I'm just happy. More than me wanting to be right, I just want you to listen to Sam Hunt because I think you would enjoy it.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

785.989

I'm so, so happy. Did you listen to his new song, Liberty? Yeah.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

791.331

You would have if you heard it like you would have skipped it because the beginning is like kind of slow and he is talking. But then when you get into the rest of the song, it's so good. I have to shout out Shannon because she posted about it. And I was I would have skipped over it because of the beginning. But I was like, OK, no, Shannon said it's really good. So like, let me give it a minute.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

806.921

And it's so good. It's new from like another.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

81.041

You didn't think it was worth mentioning. Well, I'm just always seeing you, and when you have something different, like you're wearing a pad, like, I just can tell.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

817.37

By the way, did you know that Spotify was down this morning? And I was trying to listen to Spotify in my bathroom. It was being like, it wasn't connecting. And I thought it was because I was on Bluetooth in the, In my living room. And then my phone was being slow. And I was like. Maybe Spotify's down. I was like. Okay. Your phone's broken. Like Spotify's not down. Then I'm going for stories.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

841.492

I had the thought that Spotify was down. Because mine wasn't working. And I'm like. No. You just. Your Wi-Fi is out.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

858.069

It was working then. That's when I was listening in the living room. But starting at 9.30, it stopped working. Got it.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

866.671

Could affect the podcast today. Of course. Yeah, now you care.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

872.713

Yeah, and I was personally affected. I listen to Apple Music Radio, Claudia.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

882.057

Sit with that, okay? Well, what I have been sitting with- I've been through stuff.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

916.673

I would tell you what the album's called, but Spotify is down.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

925.339

um i didn't realize that you had slept on that album yes like almost completely except for the hits the architect it's called deeper it's called deeper well what i would tell you my favorite songs from the album but spotify is down i guess we'll never know we will unless we happen to come back to this conversation one day maybe like in a year i feel like we actually have the same conversations like every year on the day

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

93.61

Okay. And enjoy my eyes. But you've been wearing a pad every day since the great pad experiment of 2025.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

952.719

Well, yeah, of course. There's always something fresh. But, like, I do think, like, how you sometimes look at your time hop and you happen to be wearing the same outfit you wore a year ago today. Yeah.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

961.627

Yeah. Like, there's just something about the season that has us talking about, like, Kacey Musgraves. It just is. And also, she tweeted something, and so she's in the news, like, just saying.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

970.494

I think I had six. I was whittling down to five. She might not make the cut.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

977.076

We'll see. I'll decide during the ad. So it'll be really kind of like a suspense.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

981.921

A suspenseful experience for you guys. Will we talk about Casey or will we not? Stay tuned.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

994.622

I guess you'll be listening on Apple Podcasts or YouTube today.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1060.666

Our first story, big news from across the pond. Tommy Fury reveals the real reason why he split from Molly Mae. So Tommy Fury has finally detailed the reasons why he and fiancé Molly Mae split. In an emotional interview with Men's Health, carefully timed days before Molly Mae's much-anticipated documentary is released, which is in two days, let the countdown show.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1081.841

Tommy became dependent on alcohol following a boxing injury and admitted his mental health was in the pan. Amid rumors that their breakup was a publicity stunt, Tommy spoke candidly about his mental health battle and insisted he has never cheated on Molly Mae, calling rumors about other women complete and other bullocks. He said, who is this bitch? Well, who is this bitch anyway?

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1100.973

But let's focus on the primary source. He said, the reason why me and Molly broke up was because I got addicted to alcohol and I couldn't be the partner that I wanted to be anymore, he confessed. Like, on the one hand, I feel like I'm right. And on the other hand, I feel like, did he hear what I said? And then...

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1116.244

Yeah, by the way, because you literally said, what if he's an alcoholic and he didn't cheat?

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1120.767

No, what I said was, what if he's an alcoholic and he only cheats when he's blackout? And so if he could swear to Molly and never have a drop of alcohol again, could she take him back? Yeah, but he said that he didn't cheat. So you're half right. Right, right, right. Anyways, he said, it kills me to say it, but it's true. I couldn't. I loved a pint of beer. I love to drink. And it is what it is.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1140.383

People go through different things in life and we all have our crosses to bear. I've got mine to bear. So basically 2023, he said, was the best year of his life. His daughter was born. He won two multi-million pound boxing matches. And then in 2024, he was injured. He like broke all the ligaments in his hand and he couldn't fight anymore.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1158.197

So he was replacing the adrenaline and an orphans used to get from matches and practices with alcohol and was just drinking, drinking, drinking, going on bender weekends, Budapest, Miss Hungary's there, just a bad scene.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

117.096

Well, the good news is for Toast Tunes, this is two separate conversations. Like we need a theme song and a jingle that plays at the beginning of every episode. It's crazy how we just raw dog these episodes where other people are like, have elevator music. It's really welcoming you into the show.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1188.089

Yes. So what I'm seeing is that the documentary previous episodes will show some of their reconciliation and probably talk about what happened between them. So he's just like saying it first and then we'll probably see some of the aftermath in the documentary.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1203.716

And now they are currently filming episodes for the spring episodes that come out of them being back together and going on dates and working through it. So I think it makes sense that like Tommy got to share his truth on his own, like in his own moment, because I doubt like he would just want, I'm sure they're,

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1221.598

they are communicating about these things, but like for her to be like, well, Tommy's an alcoholic. That's not really something you out someone about.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1238.2

Well, if they're getting back together, then it makes you question. Not me, really.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1242.704

It makes other people question, not I, because- It doesn't make me question at all. I think them breaking up and like breaking the hearts of the entire world was so hard for them. The only thing I don't understand is like their breakup seemed to be extremely immediate. Like together one day, done the next. That means like something happened because if it's a slow roll-

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1262.958

they could have been living separately before we knew. And then they announced, but we're literally seeing him packing his bags. Watching him pulling out of the G wagon. So maybe all of the drinking led to an unforgivable incident. Maybe it wasn't cheating, but maybe it was something else.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1275.569

But I do think it reached a peak because the way their breakup rolled out was like, oh wow, something, this was like a switch that was flipped.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1305.96

She's one of the most despicable people I've ever seen. Like internally, I don't care what she looks like. And I also saw another clip of her bragging about how she used to throw her dirty drawers, her dirty undies on her stepfather and then film his reaction. And he lost his job because of it. And she was really proud because she was getting a lot of followers.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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So this is a morally bankrupt person. I would not believe a word that this person says. And I'm not going to like Tommy, who's not. We know him as well as you could know any influencer.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Yeah, but like, are you really gonna take your time to go and sue this like deranged person? I would, I would.

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Not for, not for my POV, maybe for, uh, for other people, but really not for me. I feel like the eight country, like it was just like, oh, these are the whispers. And there was that night in Dubai and there was that night with like, right.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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But like, this isn't a person that I'm not, I'm not going to take her word. I'm just not.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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I don't even know her name. I don't want to know her name.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Even if you don't have an original song, like everyone has some lovely royalty free music that plays between the ad breaks and the beginning of the show, just like a little buffer. And we raw dog it.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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I just like know her face and her voice and how she gloats about the absolute most abhorrent behavior.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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lucid he looks good yeah so two days her documentary job so we'll start to get more answers and we'll see like Molly's perspective on it and I hope that they can rebuild it and just like I said when I was speculating not speculating I was giving a theory as to how they could get back together like I do think that if he can cut out drinking the behavior the thing that makes him behave badly then can he go back to being the Tommy that she loves

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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No neither do I and I feel like even when we're sad about Paige and Craig like there's always that you know voice that's like well who will they date next that will be fun and you can see them with other people like it was never like that for Molly as a fan of Molly like I never was like oh Molly get out like it's just they have a child together they we all watch their love story I feel like so much of their story was a storybook romance and it's easy to be in a

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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a thriving relationship when things are going so well. But this really has, even in 2023, like he said, he was winning all those fights, a lot of money, and then he's down and out. And this, like if you can get through something like this, like you can get through life.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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If we just had a clip, you could just like, we, you know, not going to put us on the spot, but just like we clip in GMM.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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I believe him too because he could have not brought it up. And if the other person brought it up, he could have been like, listen, I've done things I regret when I was drinking and I will always regret them till the day that I die. But to say blanket, I've never cheated.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Yeah. I don't know. Like he's not, we've not caught him in a lie before. You know, once someone's a liar, once you've seen them lie.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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I will believe someone unless I have seen them lie before, you know?

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Sorry, let me write it down. Cause I actually have been watching a bit of TV and I'm not known what to watch.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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It's two seconds to put it in if we had a little music. But by the way, that's a separate project, just to say, to have music for our show. Toast Tunes would be an album that would encompass a lot of the songs, the original songs that we write live here on the show. And it would also be great for you to listen to with your children. Wait, I have such a good idea. We need to.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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No, no, no, no, no. But tonight should be the night because Southern Charm's not on tonight.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Are you ready for our next story, which is the movie drama? Justin Baldoni is demanding that Disney hold on to documents to support his claims Ryan Reynolds used nice pool to bully him. So when I first saw this headline, I was so confused.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Oh, okay. that's not how I, I never, I just am like so glad that I don't watch these stupid movies. Anyways, here's what nice pool is because Justin Baldoni is seeking to gain communications made about Ryan Reynolds is nice pool character in an attempt to show it was used to bully him.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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So in his movie, Deadpool, that came Deadpool and Wolverine that came out this summer, apparently a character was created called nice pool. And he's like a cringe male feminist. And like has a podcast and long hair.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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And, Baldoni and others think that this character was made to like make fun of Justin Baldoni. So his legal battle, he's responding to Blake Lively sexual harassment and retaliation claims. And they sent a litigation hold letter on January 7th to Marvel Studios president and Disney CEO, demanding they hold on to documents that mention Baldoni for potential use in court.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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According to the letter viewed by People, they want any and all documents relating to the development of the Nice Pool character and communications relating to the development and writing and filming of storylines and scenes featuring Nice Pool.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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No, but like also say Ryan Reynolds was ticked off by Justin Baldoni, created a character that's like- Not illegal. Not illegal. And the claim is that they're looking for documents relating to or reflecting a deliberate attempt to mock, harass, ridicule, intimidate, or bully Baldoni through the character of Nice Pool. Like-

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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what it's called inspiration first of all and second of all so justin maltoni you agree you're like a fake male awkward cringe feminist and also so there's nice well barely made the movie by the way there's some deleted scenes of this person and one of them he said how he's going to monetize the feminist movement for his podcast and then he also like compliment lady pool who is played by blake lively this what is pool like this is so stupid okay what is this movie

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Ask your husband. So Lady Pool and Nice Pool were talking just like Justin and Blake. As two pools do. As two pools do. And Nice Pool said to Lady Pool, you look so good for just having a baby.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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It would also be like a comedy album. So we could get nominated for a Grammy.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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It's worth noting that the timing of the filming of Deadpool Wolverine and It Ends With Us are very concurrent.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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So like the movies came out at the same time, which meant they were being filmed at the same time. So if Ryan Reynolds added this, it's because of things that happened in tandem on It Ends With Us set.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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So here's what, so there's two things. There's the case and then there's like the court of public opinion, which one could win one and lose the other, but both are important. And you could argue each one is equally more important because this is their job is being in the public.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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to thwart whatever was coming his way but because that never really happened it just looked like he was going an offensive attack yeah no that's a good point so that's what he needs to prove and he's using nice pool as a way to show like they're making fun of me it's and this is one piece in the larger thing that was set to destroy Justin Maldoni that he worked preemptively against

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Yes, but I also think we're headed towards like a place of apathy and confusion. Yeah. And everyone just sort of being like, well, we don't know. And at this point, we really don't care. Yeah, it's really a bit too messy. It's hard to keep everything apart. You can't keep reading all these lawsuits. Like, we're just...

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Yeah, but I guess the outcome is like, okay, so what should come of this? Like, should either one of them be canceled? Are they both safe to work with again? For the industry and also just, like, for people. Because the way I feel is, like, I'm going to go back to consuming each of them the same way I did before any of this. Which is that I don't really engage in his stuff because it's not for me.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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And when Blake drops a swirly film, I'm there.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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And Travis probably cracked a chair. For sure. He's got like big protein shakes to put on a nightstand. Like he needs bigger furniture.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Now she has all these nieces and nephews. She needs more bedrooms. She has all these friends. I don't know how they were all just like sharing rooms over that. Whose birthday was it? Blake's birthday. When they had the party.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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All of her friends have kids. Like, I'm sorry. That house is way too small.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Oh my God, and the Kelsey girls and the Reynolds girls.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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That's what I would pay for like- Wait, by the way, you don't have to post, some people don't wanna post something on TikTok or Reels.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Totally in the basement starting drama. So yeah, I saw that. Such cousin behavior. I guess like she could have moved too, but like moved on the island to a bigger house. She couldn't.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Yeah, she does, because that house is super small.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Because also people, like when the house was built, people were shorter back then. Don't you find?

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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So that's the latest with Justin V. Blake. This is the craziest. What a nightmare. I know we said this last time, but like what a nightmare movie.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Are you ready for our next story? What number? Number three. Oh, yeah. Kate Middleton reveals she's in remission from cancer after a surprise hospital visit. So Kate Middleton is in remission four months after completing her cancer treatment.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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But the person who might be best for the job might be a private person who like isn't posting. So you could also submit me an email.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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The Princess of Wales announced the happy news on Instagram Tuesday while sharing photos from her surprise visit to the Royal Marsden Hospital in London where she received treatment. She said in her post, I want to take the opportunity to say thank you. to the Royal Marsden for looking after me so well during the past year.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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My heartfelt thanks goes to all those who have walked quietly alongside William and me as we have navigated everything. She went on to say that she couldn't have asked for more from the medical staff who provided exceptional care and advice during her time as a patient.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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She had then announced that she had taken on the role of joint patron of the hospital now that she's in remission and has returned to her royal duties.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Yeah. Same. Some good news. And I hope for happy days ahead. Yeah. Yeah.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Are you ready for our next story? Another Queenie. Yeah. Brianna Chicken Fry is on the cover of SI Swimsuit Digital Issue. So SI Swimsuit and Brianna Chicken Fry La Paglia have shared.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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She pronounced her name in the video. Oh, the G. Yeah, she did. Yeah, LaPaglia, is that what she said? Yeah, and she didn't call herself Brianna Chicken Fry. It felt like a move towards a- Like a genesis. A new era.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Yeah, I wonder if she's trying to intentionally be less Chicken Fry or it's like, I'm on the cover of a magazine, I'm gonna use my last name.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Yeah, it is good. So she was just named the cover model for the publications January, 2025 digital issue. And she said the gig was all about reclaiming herself. She raved about having the freedom to do whatever she wants, which obviously sounds like a shot at Zach Bryan, who she is accused of being emotionally abusive during their year and change of them dating. I was shocked to see this.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

25.08

Then we'll work on it, but just add it to the list. I mean, add it to the list of toast tunes. Do we even want to go there? Because then we'll be sat doing this for 30 minutes and we don't have studio time booked and I'll be feeling inspired.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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It means so much more to me than feeling sexy and being in a cool location. She said, I'm allowed to do what I want to do. I'm allowed to do it in any fashion, in any amount of clothes, in front of whoever I want, and no one has the control over you to tell you what you can or cannot do.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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She said she was feeling all the emotions throughout the shoot, including some nerves, but you wouldn't be able to tell based on the end result.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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It is, but also for their digital cover, like they do a lot of digital, like it's a very niche thing.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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selection of people because it's like digital people that are also like bikini models and also personalities and also very relevant right now so they do a really good job you get the same level of photo shoot as if you were in the print magazine they do a really good job of like picking people the pictures are beautiful it's exciting for the fans of the influencer and it's just like great for sports illustrated as well because then they're really in the the news year round as opposed to just like the

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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annual issue. So I think this is like brilliant for everyone and actually something that I probably wouldn't have thought to expect, which I love. Like it's very unexpected. There are some things I feel like, oh, obvious, duh. But this is like, that's a brilliant idea and I wouldn't have thought of it.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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I know, and- Oh, to be young. I feel like she obviously has some healing to do and she needs time for herself and she's just enjoying her life. But like, I do look forward to seeing who she will date next.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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What's the beef between Brianna LaPaglia and Ken?

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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And then what was crazy is like, Ken has a podcast and Ken is another influencer who's on the chart trip and she has a podcast. And on the podcast, she talks about how chart invited her to go on this trip and they wanted to get on a call to let her know that Brianna was going to be on the trip. And.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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And she clipped that moment and put it on Instagram.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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entire trip avoiding one another I know but it's just so crazy because probably the original sin is nothing that crazy and then everything that comes afterwards it wasn't much bigger and if the two girls just sit down they probably have so much in common and can move forward with their lives it just is annoying I feel like everybody's like always coming for Brianna how about we like spread it out you know yeah no she's definitely like taking on a lot right now from like the post Zach

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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That's a random take. I feel like people are really reaching for things that they can like come at these girls for. It's a work trip. No, but you're also going to like a private Island. There's something like romantic about that. I would like to do that with my husband.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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No, but it's different also to be married And so to clown on someone, to be in a position that you have no idea what that feels like.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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I've actually seen a couple of those videos and it's like, well, I don't- By the way, I just did that.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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No, but that's why I'm saying if someone like emailed an audio track that was like ready to go.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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But you weren't invited. No, but it's like, I don't, there go, I don't use Tarte, but I would have loved to like be on this trip. I'm like- but you don't use Tarte. Why would you be on this trip?

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Yeah. No, I didn't get it, but carry on.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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It's a little like- That is so interesting.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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But what if someone's shy? You're not thinking about the introverts, the introverted music producers. I'm sorry, the introverts, this one's not for you, okay?

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Yeah. I just assume they all had a face full of Tarte and we're just watching them dancing, sweating, their makeup not moving. And hey, that's a good ad for Tarte.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Or it's just like, you can only wear, like don't bring, we're going through your suitcases, you can't bring other makeup. You're only wearing Tarte makeup.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Well, Brianna Chicken Fry looks beautiful.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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It's chick. Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Right, what is it, like 345 days till Christmas? Literally. So Priyanka Chopra is teaming up with Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas, and Kevin Jonas for a holiday movie. So the JoBros. Oh, what is it, like Camp Rock 4? Literally, the JoBros were spotted filming. By the way, Priyanka's so Mitchie. She's so Mitchie. Oh my gosh. She was spotted filming a holiday movie in Toronto this month, Nick Jonas.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Joe and Kevin. And she was spotted as well there. And also Frankie. And also another actress. Like this is a big budget. The bonus. Jonas Brothers holiday movie. They're wasting no time.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Oh, right. And what's the premise of that? It was something really crazy, right?

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Also, I do think Nick Jonas has a cameo.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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In a compelling way. And I think it's really sweet. They do. And so I think this is nice. And I think it's great for the Jonas fans. The fans of holiday movies. I.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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I don't think it's a genre as much as the time. Like it's rock. Like Elvis.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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I don't know what it was called then, but that was also like pop music for them. It was more about the time.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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It's also like a tall task. This could take this person a bit of time. And now they also have to get camera ready. So let's give it a few days. And what had you said?

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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No, it's music for everyone. That's what Bruno Mars has said, that that's what his goal was. I think he like saw some performers growing up and it was like music that everyone can like. And he was like, I want to make music like that. And like, congrats, Bruno, you did it. Things you did that. Cause a lot of like older people love Bruno Mars.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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There's nobody who could say in earnest that Bruno Mars makes bad music.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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But that, Claudia, I think I should add it.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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yeah it's it's gonna make a wish but dreams and wishes aspirations oh my gosh and also rascal flats are going on tour soon that kicks off did we miss uncasville no i believe that like there's one there's two in florida not terribly far and i think they're like in april They made it hard for us, for sure. They made it hard for us. But I'll fucking be there. Somehow, someway.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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And it looks like next week is a blow up and I'm sure she blows up at that spot and then it's a to be continued. So we'll get the rest of the fight in two weeks. In two weeks. But yeah, there were a couple things happening. One, I also thought it was interesting. Everyone wants, uh,

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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bows on their side it's it's so crazy I feel like people have not courted a new girl usually the new person has to prove themselves and try and get in and say hey what about me when there's a lot of drama going on they kind of get left behind because you're not a part of this but I guess because she has been such a friend to Dorit and people do just sometimes just really click and hit it off and connect quicker than other people that is something that happens like and that's very normal

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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She comes over and she says, I feel like Bose doesn't have a good understanding of me based on like things that Dorit has said to Bose, but also like in front of the rest of the group. She was like, I feel like she just doesn't know, understand who I am as a person. So you're going to choose the day that she had surgery to go to her house and show you who, show her who you are.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Not a happy romantic scene. Like that was not a good moment. And she like, she has shared the entire time, even this season, like every therapy session.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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That's why you say she talks too much. Maybe listen to what she's saying so that you can call back to it and remember things that she said.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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And also when Kyle was like, she didn't share this stuff with me and Bo's, Sniffed it out in one second. She was like, it was the first thing she told me when she met me and they throw back to like- My husband's an alcoholic. They literally shake hands. She's like, I'm going through a separation. My husband's an alcoholic. It's been really hard.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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And so Bo's just like- But this is your friend of 10 years and she's never told you anything? Bo just does not believe Kyle that Dorit didn't tell her those things. And she was right for that.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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No, and also think of all of the new people who have come on the show who have either stayed or left that like Kyle really doesn't, go out of her way to get to know. Cause she's like a mainstay. She doesn't need the ancillary characters. Like, and it's just so crazy to see her really going out of her way to butter up bows when she's, and it's not working. And she's never even done that before.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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She alluded to it at the reunion, which I watched. That was the only time I guess that she's mentioned it. And I completely forgot about that until they played the clip. because this season, as she tells the story of her marriage, she never, ever, ever mentions it. So at the reunion, her feet were held to the fire and she had to say trust was broken. That's all she said.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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But no, it's never come up to the point that I genuinely forgot that. And I've been here for all of it.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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So at least Sutton was able to lean on that thing that she said at the reunion to like back her up. It's like, oh, you said it. But I think there's so much more that is both known to the group and then also whispers. But I think that they know stuff like through probably true sources, but also through Kyle. Maybe off camera, Kyle has told them stuff.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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But the fact that they brought up, it was such a weird moment.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

409.47

Okay, but like, say you're an introvert and you never really post on your social media and your friends and family follow you. And all of a sudden, like you post a video. Make a new account. Of yourself. Oh, you could make a new account, but you post a video, like sing this song.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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And- Especially because it was spearheaded by someone. And like there's ways to do like a cute girl's night out. I just don't, like Chuck E. Cheese just like didn't do it for me. I can't get over- Did you think that was sponsored? No, but they did make Chuck E. Cheese like look pretty good considering Chuck E. Cheese has kind of been through it. Do you remember that controversy with the pizzas?

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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No, like if you got a pizza at Chuck E. Cheese and I can't get this out of my head. The pieces like don't line up perfectly in the pizza because pretty much they're like when someone doesn't finish their pizza, they like take the old fucking way. You'll see these like mismatched pizzas. So when they got their pizza, I'm like, are they eating someone's Chuck E. Cheese pizza controversy?

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

4145.417

You'll see it. They're like all different shapes. I'm like, Jackie, do you know who?

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

4181.272

I just want you to know, like I know that Shane Dawson isn't like a trusted journalistic source. I can't help it that ever since that came out, I can't not think about it when I think about Chuck E. Cheese. I'm like, that is so gross.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

4198.466

I was looking to see if the pepperonis lined up with one another. And I'm sure they knew that their pepperoni would be on TV. This would be a great moment to combat. So they made an original pie. They definitely put their whole Chucco scene to that. Yep, thousand percent. But the stench remains for me.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

42.205

I think I should add it to my manifest list of goals. It's really my goal list.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

4268.299

Like, why are you asking me that? I love that she said that. And she explained it perfectly in her interview when she's like, she sees the state that I'm in right now. If she even, one, she doesn't genuinely care how I'm doing because she doesn't like me. But even if she did like to ask me that right now, when I'm at level 100,

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

427.979

I'm thinking of you guys out there. If you're introverted, just know I tried.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

4301.898

Yeah, she's. I won't put my hands up. And just like back to Chuck E. Cheese, like I feel like they could have gone to like a bowling alley or an arcade, but like something about Chuck E. Cheese, it's like, it's so for kids. Like there are adult. That's why it felt sponsored. There are adult entertainment, David Busters. But like. Yeah, so fun. It was for kids. The crowns didn't fit them.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

4388.169

No, no, no. But so then they go to the text message, which now Kyle is saying like that Dorit is bringing up these texts with PK just to make Kyle look bad when she doesn't actually care. And I've really tried to like place myself in this situation of like. By the way, Dorit did not bring it up.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

4412.466

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But then when it got to Dorit, she thought it was just the memes. And it's like, even if you're just sending memes. And so you really have to put yourself in the shoes of like, this is a couple that you're friends with as a couple. Like the girl, we're close in there. The boys are close and the girls are close and we're all kind of friends. But it's not like...

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

4427.136

I wouldn't say it's like Dana and her husband being friends. You know what I mean? So like really like a couple and really, no matter how many ways I think about it, like if the woman of the other couple were texting the husband being like, I'm here for you. I will never tell anyone. By the way, and both couples are getting divorced. Right. It is so... At best, unnecessary.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

446.97

It is really good. And, you know, it would be nice to really segue people into the show more. Get them in the mood for a little toast.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

4464.342

Literally, she's like no makeup, like just so... distraught. Vulnerable. Vulnerable. Like I think if you know her as a friend, like you know that nothing about that moment was a pass at your husband.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

4485.375

And I do think I said this last week, but like I do need to fast forward to the happy future between Mo and Dorit. Mo and Dorit.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

4492.539

And maybe PK and Kyle should be together. Maybe that's where this is, like maybe it's just a wife swap.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

4506.967

Something to think about. And I feel like at this point, they maybe, even if they had feelings for one another, they never would have acted on, never. I feel like at this point, the world and even their spouses are pushing them towards each other. Yes, yes.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

4543.459

She thought that this was just a standard like text of support that you send to someone. And if you were sending a text to someone to be there for them, even though you're on your wife's side, it'd be like thinking of you, like want the best for your family, like... you know, always here for you, even always here for you is a platitude, fine. You can tell me anything.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

4558.808

I would never tell anyone just like I never have. What have you never have?

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

4572.168

of this conversation like if you had nothing to hide why wouldn't you just go to the conversation and scroll is it because there's so much and it was like her text was the last one so like what was his response so it was it was cropped to a square like not the full what was above it yeah yeah somebody think about yeah so she thought she ate with that and also being like I would never show my phone like and I understand that like I'm an adult like I don't have to like prove myself and she's like but I'll show you this one time

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

4607.36

Do you think producers would ever let her get away with not showing? Yes. But then she would have to show at the reunion. Like, I feel like as part of this show, she had to show.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

4627.122

And also, let's, even though it's not just memes, what memes would the two of them be sending back and forth to each other that they have such, like, I send memes to people. How many inside jokes do you have? And, like, things where it's, like, we really, like, have common ground on something. Like, same, like, funny, harsh opinion of something.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

464.846

I would say Chef's Choice. Yeah. Okay. You're right. You guys know us. Extrovert's Choice. Extrovert's Choice. Even though I think that this is, I feel like music producers are very introverted, you know, like Matthew Coma. The thing is, it's like literally not my problem. Do you know what I mean? No, no, I know it's not. I'm just saying at the end of the day, we want the best song, right?

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

4644.853

Like, what the two of you have in common that you can only share with each other that Mo and Doreen wouldn't appreciate because they're so not aligned? Yeah.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

4676.863

And yeah, well, yeah, it all goes back to that. But that was just like such a, such an obvious like lie, you know. Rude, yeah.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

4696.617

I just want to say, I saw a breaking news notification having to do with TikTok. Oh, TikTok reveals when the app will shut down in the US. Yeah, I think it's Sunday. The app is shutting down on Sunday. Okay.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

4727.201

And if you're putting it on TikTok, definitely also put it on Reels because you just never know. And if you want me to see it.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

484.806

Best song wins. We do, we do. Best song wins.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

491.375

Yeah. And just please submit anything. Please. So the hashtag is toast theme song. Just something. I am going, you know what I'm going to do? I am preemptively.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

514.982

I'm gonna put it on all my old videos. I'm crying.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

522.979

No results found for Toast theme song right now, which is good. It will be ours.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

601.652

Right, because like if it was waking, he would have said so. He would have been like, girl. Of course. He would have been like, girl, are you pregnant?

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

631.115

With your implants. You got implants? I'm like, yeah.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

638.499

Or just the truth, which is a beautiful, wonderful thing.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

666.03

What's with you? Not too much. We actually have such good stories today that I don't want to hasten us. But...

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

679.453

No, no, no, I feel like we need like another moment and also let everyone know we have great stories and then Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recap today.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

709.16

No, and it's like, why are you, even though it's the truth, it's like, why do we need to say that? Why is that necessary?

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

715.866

And same like with Garcelle, who is really just been on my non-faves list, with Dorit on my faves, because they like, seriously, they're not even beefing. They just dislike each other. They don't even see each other. Right. But she was... given some factual opinions and holding like Kyle to account. And I appreciated that. So it was very interesting episode. We'll get into it.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

746.441

No, and it's like, you could feel how weird it is because like back in the day, they were the two outcasts. Like Kyle was the head of the group with all of her friends. And now she's, the friends have gone or they've left her. And now she's like, hey guys, hey, best friends. What are we doing today?

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

778.998

Yeah, people are otherwise preoccupied, but no, some interesting stories today. So without further ado, let's get into the fast five stories that you need to know.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

103.698

Definitely you will get your t-shirt before we launch another set of t-shirts, right?

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1031.539

So I would rather have just seen her on the cover. Yes. Just one cover. Make a choice. The next person on the cover. Wait, can you show me them as we go? Oh, yeah. So this is Salma Hayek's cover. Very beautiful. No, seriously, she's like a bombshell. That's a great photo. Next, Lauren Chan. Let me see. I don't know who that is. Oh, I was hoping that you would. No, I don't. She...

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1050.188

If there's one thing SI swimsuit staple, Lauren Chan knows it's fashion. And this model broadcast host and former features editor has one stacked resume to prove it. Wait, did she work at Sports Illustrated? I don't know. She's a fierce size inclusion advocate and has long been passionately outspoken when discussing her support of sizing availability across the board.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1109.544

But they've done other stuff in LGBTQ. Like, I feel like they're always- They're always very inclusive. I'm surprised there's a first lesbian. But it's like, how many things can you include in four covers? Okay, who's the third? The third is Olivia Dunn, Livvy Dunn, the gymnast. Oh, she looks great.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1128.903

Yeah. And then the fourth is Jordan Childs, the Olympian. Oh, let me see. Okay. Like the thing is. I can't believe how excited you are about all of these.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1183.419

I am never gonna be like supportive of four cover stars or five cover stars or three cover stars or two cover, one cover star is what I want.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1192.581

Yeah, like an iconic photo on one cover, yes. And cause it's like, we don't even get to talk about the photo. Like, you know, it's just about the person on the cover. It doesn't even matter what the picture looks like. 1000%. So I'm never really gonna go for the four. And I don't even know which four people they could have that would even make me be like, oh, okay, this was a good. Blackpink.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1211.896

All four members of Blackpink. All four members of Little Mix. Oh, that would have been cute because it's cohesive. That actually would have been so cute.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1258.194

No. And we sound like a broken records. Cause we say this every year because every year they do the same thing. And it's so disappointing. We can't even remember who was on the, well, last year there was like 55 people on the cover because it was the 60th member. They did like the generating group photo. No, I literally don't remember. In addition to four cover stars. Oh, sounds familiar.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1276.143

So there were like five covers. I couldn't, and then the year before, who was it? We don't know, but I could tell you who it was when I was in high school.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1293.979

I think this is such a flop. And I'm not afraid to say it. And I really appreciate your positivity.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1313.345

Also, you wanna get your boxes, put a pregnant woman on the cover.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1323.053

I wanna see a big belly on the cover. And there are a lot of those models- You're telling me they haven't? No, Claudia, I'm always looking out for it. There might be, I know Nicole Williams from Wags was in the issue pregnant. Put her on the cover.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1337.885

Put her on the cover. Kind of like a big moment for women. It's not feeling inclusive.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1342.013

That everyone's included except for pregnant women.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1369.472

Like Nina Agdell pregnant on the cover. Is literally me after lunch. Would be pargy.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1392.188

She was like, it felt big. Yeah. Yeah.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1418.925

Yeah, because you can't have one person who is both big and small and old and young.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1435.239

This is, we're finding this beautiful today in this second. And that doesn't mean you're not beautiful. It's a whole magazine full of women. Open it up. And you know what? It's, I don't think four is enough. I feel like it should be more. I feel like it's extremely exclusive to have four. I completely agree. And they should have 100 covers. Yes. Like what a mess.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1472.104

No, it's not giving. No, it's not giving. And I think the only way, I think they've gotten themselves into this like inclusive mess where they can't represent enough and they're still under-representing. You just have to rip off the band-aid, go back to one. Give up. Rip off the band-aid, just say...

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1489.979

Control Z. And they could have done it for this one because last year they put so many women on the cover for the 60th. Right. Then now in 61, it could have just been like back to basics. Right. Instead we got this. Now of the four cover stars, if only one of them could have had the cover. Let me see them. Who would you think should be the one?

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1512.654

Based on the photos, I would say Salma Hayek.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

152.168

And like you could just wear it differently, a little biker short. We wore them all summer and we were so skinny. Yeah, we were skinny. We're going to wear them this summer and we're going to be less skinny. That's a good way of putting it. I like that. Less skinny than we were, but which of course we will be because we were so skinny. How could you be so skinny? And you know what?

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1544.756

I think Lauren Chan's is very Instagram.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1564.747

Of these four, so would I, but I will say like, not that I'm a photography critic now too, but the photos aren't photoing. And I don't think Yuzai did all of these. I know he did some of them, but he's like the guy, he shot Alex Earl. Right, Yuzai. But there were two gymnasts, no figure skaters.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1598.243

I know you want Zandra. I know that's your number one.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

16.71

The fast five things you need to know.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1614.455

Or Turdy. Okay, well, congrats to the models. Models. Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. Story.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1624.083

Mauricio Umansky is packing on the PDA with a new mystery woman after a different packing on the PDA with a mystery woman and shot Tomar Mott.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1636.989

I just want to say, I wouldn't find this story to be like story worthy, except did you see this picture? Of him grabbing her ass? Of him hoisting her up.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1652.402

Yeah, and we have a picture of her face straight on and I like, nope, she could be anyone.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

166.378

We were so skinny and we spent the whole summer talking about how fat we were. Well, yeah, like we came into the house. I feel like we're on like Jersey Shore. We came into the house and we were so skinny together because we were both really working on our goals. And we had the beacon right before.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1675.563

And was hoisting her up in the public next to valet parking for $16.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1690.096

Right, like cozy-licious. Oh, they're smiling.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1709.536

So aside from that, like I would have had no notes about this. Like, do your thing. Kyle's obviously back commenting on Morgan stuff. Yeah. And it's giving like miles again, miles.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1725.628

Corgan. That's better than mile. Corgan is going to mile.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1737.382

I think she cares. Like, I think it's really hard. You could be so moved on, so out of love with someone. I think like seeing pictures like this, like knowing your kids are going to see this, like knowing the world is seeing this. I think you care about that. It's not like, oh, I wish it was me. Yeah. But it's like, oh my gosh, my life is just out.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1755.316

So you don't think she's sitting in her bathroom, crying, blasting. That should be me. No, I don't. Okay. I don't. I just think it's like she doesn't like her life being so leaned in on like this.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1777.117

And we have two mystery blonde ladies. Mystery women.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1787.627

Yeah, you know who she looks like a little bit. Let me see. She looks like Farrah. Well, she looks like Hilary Duff. She looks like a million people, Piper. But she does look like a million people. Like, doesn't she look like Hilary Duff a little bit? Did you see Hilary Duff's back in the studio? Hilary Duff? Yeah, but I thought maybe Hilary was just there like sitting with Matt at work.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

179.187

Yeah. And then I think, you know, summer did its thing. And so we just assumed like, I think, yes, technically we're probably gaining a little bit of weight, but we just like thought it was so much more than it was. And I think by August, like we thought we were big fat slabs and spoiler alert, we were still really skinny.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1820.14

Yeah. Unless it's going to be a re-recording of... We need like an Avicii remix, you know? Like Tiesto get in there. Rip. I was going to say this woman is the elk of Dorit.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1840.296

I just want to say ship. I'll never give up on those two. Never going to give you up. Never going to give you down. And you shouldn't give up. I think if they're meant to be like, it's still not their time. Things are still too fresh.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1862.007

Yeah. Yeah. Good reference, end of Daisy Jones. Spoiler alert. My bad. There is at least one person listening to this show. Who just got Daisy Jones in the sixth room for them.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1883.715

Oh, true. Right, right. Our next story is, Zendaya sent Anna Sawai this sweet gift after their accidental Met Gala twinning moment. Should I call a doctor? Accidental Met Gala twinning moment. So as you said during our Met Gala recap, Zendaya and Anna Sawai were wearing a very similar look. I thought there was enough difference. Distinction, yeah.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1909.954

But no, they had the same thought that they were wearing the same thing. So

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1938.567

I maintain like Zendaya is just on another level.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1950.382

No, I agree. Anyway, Zendaya sent Anna flowers.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1972.705

yeah law said i think people thought there was some kind of disappointment on our end you know anna's stylist carla welch and i are very friendly we've known each other for years and carla and i talked zendaya sent anna flowers because it was her first met but yeah it wasn't any disappointment it was two people paying homage to two different people right yoko being anna's inspiration and diana ross and bianca jacker being ours it just happened and they both look great and they're both beautiful women i mean i hate the way people try to pin women or stylists against each other

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

1998.243

It was just all great. They both look great. Tell them, law. And I just feel so proud that I never did that. No, I don't think, did I? No. Okay, yeah. I'm saying everyone else did.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

2023.762

So in case anyone was wondering. Was worried. But this also confirms me. I wish they hadn't addressed it because then you could be like, oh, you guys don't know anything about fashion. These aren't the same things.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

2059.888

Yeah. I don't know that it works. No, no, no. I'm sure that it's there. Yeah, for sure. We're just uneducated.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

2068.711

Are you ready for our next story? Is it four? It is four.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

2074.218

Yeah, I think you're ready. Because Shia LaBeouf says Timothee Chalamet is doing better work than anyone alive, clearing up beef rumors.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

2088.557

Even though Shia's not dead. No, he picked up the mantle that Shia set down.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

2102.616

Or holes. And that Shia is not in Dune. He should be.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

2113.531

No, and like their brand of actor, just like I don't watch Timothy, I don't watch Shia. If he's in something, I'm probably not seeing it. Like we're not the same.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

2129.261

Well, days after making headlines with an interview in which he compared his ambitions and reputation to those of fellow actor Timothy Chalamet. Oh, I didn't even see that. He's really so relevant. Yeah. Shia shut down any suggestion of bad blood on Monday by posting a screenshot on social media of what appeared to be a very friendly email exchange between them.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

2146.145

So he posted an email that Timothy sent him in October 2023 saying, subject electric. This like doesn't make Timothy look great.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

2159.91

After having seen Shia's performance in Henry Johnson, which is a play by David Mamet, Zosia's father. Oh, yes. Shoshana from Girls. A lot of people don't know. She's a nepo baby. Yes, she is. So Shia was in her dad's little play. Timothy emailed Subject Electric. Absolutely blown away by your work the other night. Totally electric, totally present at every turn.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

2183.047

King of your kingdom, even if that kingdom is a miserable four by four prison cell. What a fantastic play. I hope you guys take it to New York and I hope this is the beginning of your work on stage and not an anomaly. Timothy. And Shia responded, thank you, doggie. Every blessing to you. Fun watching you evolve. Take ownership. Bang, bang.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

2238.952

That's why only one E has the apostrophe and the other one doesn't. Like what, Timothée? I can't conjecture on this. I'm saying Timothy. I do want to know what Kylie calls him. Obviously she doesn't, but I feel like she calls him, she probably calls him like T. Babe. No, no, but like what, say she has to call across the house or something like. I feel like she called Tiger T. Tim.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

227.08

I feel like there was someone, roll the tapes. There was someone who was trying to say you look beautiful. And I didn't say it will get worse, because you couldn't tell you that. And I knew. But it's always a good reminder for anyone, whether you're going through this season of your life or you just think you're fat, you're not as fat as you think you are. And you could always be fatter.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

2271.003

Maybe Thee. Theo. Theo. Maybe Dootado. Maybe she calls him sex slave Dora. Probably. But let's get back to the story at hand. So obviously these two are fine. And Shia posted it with the quote saying, if you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken, twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools. Timothee Chalamet is doing better work than anyone alive. We've been good. So just clearing up the rumors.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

2293.387

That nobody heard. That nobody heard. And I'm not worried about these two and they are very similar and I guess there's enough room for both of them.

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No, only one of them is succeeding at a time when we haven't heard about the other one and vice versa. Oh, you think the two can't coexist? Like Shia was popping off before Timothy came on the scene.

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It feels like I shouldn't be... I mean, it's not meant for me. He sent it to Shia like it was never meant for my eyes. You know what this is reminding me of? When he sent it, he wasn't like, this is going to end up on the show. For public consumption. It reminded me of Jeff Bezos.

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I feel like I've seriously finally moved on from that. No. And I can't go back.

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I can only deal with what Jeff Bezos is doing in the present. The origin, right. If I take into account like reading the newspaper. I feel like they're getting married any day now. I know like a couple of weeks ago they were like setting up tables, you know? Yeah, I thought they were getting married over Christmas. So like I've stopped being on wedding watch.

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When they get married, they get married and I'm excited for them.

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That is so true. It's an eternal lesson. thousand percent that's really i have chills like you'll never be younger than you are right now you think you look old you're getting older just wait you're gonna you look super young okay i'm older

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Resortpass.com slash toast because they partner with 2,000 plus luxury hotels so there's always a dreamy spot nearby. No membership, no hassle. You just get a pass to the resort of your choice. You can use the pool, spa, whatever the fab amenities are. They're yours for the taking. So with 100,000 plus five-star reviews, they are here to make rest, celebration, and self-care easier than ever.

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Or maybe you want to leave the family behind and just go to a poolside bar with a spa by yourself. Maybe you woke up that day and said, me. Me.

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The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

2682.42

I think this student has become the teacher. Our fifth and final story is two parts of Bravo News. First, I just feel like we need to say... That Roni? Andy... is saying that Roni is not canceled, that casting is heavily underway for Roni. Execs met with 10 potential new housewives last week. He is adamant that Roni isn't going anywhere.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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So even though everyone was ready to be like, well, Roni, pack your bags, you're done.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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No, and it's like sometimes they'll say like a show is canceled or whatever. It's like, but you love it. So you're like, no, no, they're just on pause. They'll be back, whatever. But the minute they were like, Roni's not, we're like canceled.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

2740.94

No, that's how it should be. It should be canceled. He said, after reading a few headlines that claim that the network had asked the show, he said, quote, I don't know how else to say it. We are between seasons on the housewives. What's so interesting is last week when I was here, the Bravo execs met with 10 potential new Roni cast members.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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I want you to recap it for me. I'll still try and watch at some point. But right now my schedule is not conducive to any. I have no me time these days. Because Harry's sleeping in the bed with us. So we go to sleep together. And you know what? It's actually been good for mom because I'm going to sleep so early. So early.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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This is called the casting process between seasons and it's heavily underway. Okay. Don't be rude. Like we're dumb. Like we're dumb. So patronizing. We can understand that if you met with people.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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Like. He said, so I don't know what to say. It's really odd. It just keeps going on and on. There you go. Okay, he's like being mad.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

2795.35

We both have like big personalities. And they're close friends. And they're both like unapologetically themselves, like it or not.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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But even like the videos that she posts on social media, I think people like really clown on her. Cause they're like very meditative, like a little post-posterous, but that, that, Like people's opinions of her don't stop her from being who she is, which I think is the exact elk of a good housewife. Having like a really strong identity, like sense of self.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

2866.069

Like, and I like who I am and I know who I am. And even if you don't like it or you think it's like silly or goofy, like I'm still going to be this way. I'm not going to pretend to be perfect and normal or what you think is normal.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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I used to, before I was pregnant, if he ever slept in my bed, like I would lay with him until he fell asleep and then I would go out to the living room on TV. But I lay with him until he falls asleep and I fall asleep too. And like, I'm going to sleep at 845 and that's good.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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Okay, so I'm sure they're gonna keep one or two cause otherwise then it would be like- For nothing. Accepting that it was a failure.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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I think Erin can stay. I think Uba and Brynn can't stay, right? Brynn is gone already.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

2926.757

Okay. Jessel, I think, has been marred in, like, feeling like she shouldn't be on the show since, by the way, this is coming from someone who's never watched, but I know there were allegations against her that she moved to New York for the show.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

2952.013

Okay, great. So you're saying Psy- Jenna Lyons has to go. Oh yeah, Jenna Lyons is gone.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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Okay, that's good. And I know we like Erin, but as far as the show.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

2990.47

Okay. So we'll see. It will be fun to watch the casting process and then like see what they decide. Yeah, but they did this two years ago and it wasn't fun. Like who they ended up with. Even when it was like Jenna Lyons and Rebecca Minkoff, I never thought that was like a good idea, but it was just interesting that that's what they would do.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

301.111

But like tomorrow is summer house and I'm going to work harder to carve out an hour.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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Yeah. And then also, Valley News reporting that the Valley is going to be hit with a big cash shakeup ahead of season three as the new episodes are suffering the lowest ratings yet.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

3025.925

Meanwhile, last year, everyone was like, please watch the Valley. Apparently, the most recent episode of Vanderpump Rules spinoff, the Valley hit an all-time low in viewership, bringing in just 390,000 people when the show aired on Bravo last Tuesday. Well, that's live. That doesn't account for like on-demand and whatnot. No, but for Bravo, that's bad.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

3040.97

Yeah, the number marks a decline from the previous series low record, which was set the week before. Oh, no. Due to numbers dropping week after week for season two of The Valley, Bravo will apparently be making adjustments if the show comes back for a third season. I think it will come back for a third season. They're franchising it.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

3054.345

And I think it really... You need to give these things a little time.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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except I don't know that like the cast is the issue. Do you know what I mean? Well, I think that if I had to, I enjoy the show and I'm watching week to week. So I'm not like someone who's like tuned it out. But I think if I had to imagine why the show is not like as popular this season, it's like a lot of the core dramas, Michelle and Jesse, and they're just not that interesting.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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You don't know them. It's not entertaining.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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Yeah. So I think that's more the issue. It's like there's drama and there's a good cast. And sure, you could shake it up in the sense that like we need Lala and Sheena and we need them now. We need them now. And we need like less Zach. But I would say like taking off like Zach is not a cast shake up. Jasmine.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

312.62

Okay, well. Not in a good way. Oh, okay. Well, we have some like Valley adjacent news, but the final story will be some TV news that leads into the TV recap.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

3128.075

I would say we're moving away from the Jesse and Michelle drama would be a cast shakeup and perhaps what's right for the show. Even though like I, even though they're the only people bringing it. And I want to support Michelle, like as a woman, like I just want the best for her. I also just don't think the show is the best for her. I don't think she's meant to be on reality TV.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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And I think it's contributing negatively to her life.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

3155.564

And- What's the setup of the episode? They're still in Santa Barbara.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

3233.205

I understand. She's a pageant girl.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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And I guess also like without the kids, like they can drink like they used to, but who would want to? Like if I had the two days off, like I'm working on me. I'm charging, I'm filling up my tank, not depleting it.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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So where do you stand? Like, do you still support me and Danny? Like, yes.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

3485.645

No. And I definitely think that she is someone who likes to have a sheen of perfection over everything, but that's also like the pageant girl in her. And I don't think she pretends to be otherwise, but it's like, just because she's acting like everything's perfect. Doesn't mean that actually below the surface, it's awful. It's probably just not perfect. It's real. It's real. Right.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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I just want to say that was my experience. I didn't get stretch marks with Harry. Then with Charlie and I got, like, so big. I remember in, like, the last week or two weeks, like, my skin started to be itchy. And, like, that's them, like, coming on.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

415.277

gave birth like there was really nothing and then or there was like they were faint and then they started getting darker after I gave birth I'm like but I'm smaller now okay so the good news is it's been almost two years and they have almost completely gone away and I'm not one of those people who like lives in fear of stretch marks because I've had them before and I really don't think that they're a big deal people like are afraid of getting pregnant because of stretch marks like I don't I just think a fun fact is that I haven't gotten a single one but I have heard that they can come after which is just just

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

441.233

I just want to say they came after and they just didn't stop. You would think it stops as soon as the stretching stops. Right. And that didn't happen. And then right after I gave birth, I was like, I can't be worried about this right now. And then by the time I got around to like when I would care about it, like when I was being really skinny, they were fading.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

456.782

And I was like, oh, and they're going to keep fading. And they have pretty much faded. So, yeah. Not a big deal. Yeah. Yeah. But so far. Yes. They're like people who are saying that are not wrong. I know. But just like so far, I don't have any. I didn't have a full length mirror in the apartment I was living in when I had Charlie. So I had no idea what I looked like.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

46.276

I have seen them saying that. For me, it's a color that I love every season. Sometimes I'll recognize there's a color that I'm liking more because everybody's wearing it and I would have never went for it before. But I love yellow all the time.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

487.23

You have to see yourself every time you go to the bathroom.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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It's bad for women. Like, no, but it's also, you need to protect your postpartum self because like, at least now, like, okay, maybe you don't love how you look, but like your body, right. There's something beautiful happening. It gets a little sadder postpartum.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

524.658

And you need to protect turd self.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

531

Yeah. No, you're a hundred percent right. I'll tell you like you need to protect for future turd.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

535.761

Yeah. No, I got to look out for me. And you don't want to do it. Thanks. It's like, wow, I can't even look at the mirror. You're not doing like now, right now you're fine. You could look at the mirror. In this moment, I got to put me first. Just in this moment.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

550.311

Tomorrow's unspoken. People are like, what's that gorgeous song? I've never heard it. It's Katy Perry. It's Katy Perry, This Moment, a song that she never released as a single, and maybe that's why she is where she is.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

563.939

I'm ready to dive in I'm not feeling terribly out of breath so that's good that bodes well for the first ad break yeah and people have said like Jax you have to give Claudia a break like take over the ads she won't let me I've not even asked I know you won't let me I mean you know I would love to you've been doing the resort pass ads all week and like seriously I couldn't be shoving the timer further up your face and you're always going over the time like

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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Yeah. I just wanna see like the ROIs from this week. I'm like how many people signed up for the different sponsors and like see how many signed up for resort pass.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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I just think they're going to be full of love and full of punch. And full of key talking points, hopefully. Of course, the key talking points. The KTPs. But also, it's probably because I don't get to do it. If I did them six a day like you every single day, I would be more routine about them. But it's so special to me that I savor each one. That's nice.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

61.868

But I'm just trying to say that it's not limited to this season. It's a timeless piece because it's a beautiful color.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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Everybody's having so much fun. We've got hats.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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The t-shirts, the three oversized t-shirts that have sold out, but everything that's sold out is available for pre-order. And then it just goes back to the days of yore where it takes like about six to eight weeks for you to get it. But if you want it, get it. Because who knows, like the run on these t-shirts, my friends, like...

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

915.237

Okay, grab a tum, but keep your ears open because I don't know if you know this, but the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2025 covers have been revealed. Which is so crazy because I just saw this morning Alex Earl is in the new Sports Illustrated. So I saw that like they were doing stuff because they announced like Alex Earl. Yeah, I saw that. And I was like ready for that to be this.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

936.247

I was reading the story about Alex Earl in Sports Illustrated and then I saw mention of the cover stars and the covers have come out. When?

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

943.431

yesterday oh that's not a good sign for sports illustrator and again there are four covers and four cover stars we talk about this every year like just choose someone make make a decision and it's really hard because i do feel like the people who work at sports illustrated are toasters like they always are reaching out and like they always support us cover and so on the one hand like it's like why have why aren't you listening when we say like please make a fucking choice and choose one person for the cover remember the years where like

The Toast

The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025

101.937

I don't know. Cause it's not about temperature. Like it is the same temperature, but I don't have like the slushy. First of all, you know, I like to swish my ice around.

The Toast

The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025

1019.114

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The Toast

The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025

1031.345

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The Toast

The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025

1051.143

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The Toast

The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025

1066.61

All their products are certified gluten-free, and they have plenty of non-GMO, vegan, and keto-friendly options. They have a ton of granola flavors to choose from, like chocolate sea salt, blueberry hemp, vanilla almond butter, and my personal favorite, the original ancient grain granola.

The Toast

The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025

1087.677

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The Toast

The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025

110.984

So it's a, you know, oral fixation as well.

The Toast

The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025

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The Toast

The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025

1175.575

Well, let's get to that in a minute. OK, so sidebar with the Lauren Sanchez thing.

The Toast

The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025

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Yeah, although I do think everything you just told me could be explained away in one manner or another.

The Toast

The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025

1207.18

Right, right. And I do think that just to be devil's advocate, if you're marital home, let's say they share a house together, you're broken up or whatever, and you're a celebrity like that, you can get another house relatively quickly. You don't need to stay at a hotel. It's not like Tom Scavo renting a condo.

The Toast

The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025

121.293

I think because it looks like it's been sitting in the car for three days. So you're like thinking you're, you're drinking like old car coffee.

The Toast

The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025

1223.452

Let's be real. Who's paying for the house?

The Toast

The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025

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Otherwise, like, seriously, what's the point?

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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025

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I definitely made an implication, like an inference, but I didn't say it.

The Toast

The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025

1262.773

That's how you interpreted it. And I'm not going to step on your toes of interpretation.

The Toast

The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025

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I didn't say that he wasn't. But I do think he has money. Well, I hope so. So I do think it can all be like explained away. But I also think there's something going on here.

The Toast

The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025

1301.802

Well, Dorit and PK are different. Like, they're a family. But I know what you mean. They're a family. Like a giant tree reaching up towards the sky. Great, great musical reference. Thank you for bringing that back into my life. Probably one of the worst songs from the Dreamgirls soundtrack, but I don't want to get into that. Yes.

The Toast

The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025

1321.506

What's the worst song from the Dreamgirls? No, that's a skip. No. It's like also this really lame emo like part of the movie and everybody's like crying. And it's just like, get me back to Beyonce and Jennifer Hudson. Yeah. And get me back to the show girls, the Dreamgirls. I need to watch Dreamgirls. It's been far too long.

The Toast

The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025

1343.198

Okay, but at least Jamie Foxx is famous. The guy who's singing We Are a Family Like a Giant Tree, he's like that manager guy who gets like sidelined by Jamie Foxx, right? He's like such a loser. What's it called?

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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025

135.443

Something about the sound of those ice cubes jingling like makes the coffee taste better.

The Toast

The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025

1354.128

we are a family why isn't it called we are a giant tree it's also just like a poorly written song I think a lot of this the music from that family and it's by the way sung by the whole like everyone Jamie Foxx Jennifer Hudson Beyonce no but it starts with that big weenie guy that was is that like the weenie guy who's like their original like brother slash manager I think he's someone's brother Keith I need to watch the movie again dream girls who does he play

The Toast

The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025

1385.179

Freaking plays. I actually hate the word freaking.

The Toast

The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025

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All's that to say, it's definitely up there as one of the worst songs on the soundtrack. I stand by what I said.

The Toast

The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025

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Back to Sydney Sweeney. For me, there's no love lost if this is true. I'm not going to like celebrate, obviously. I want her to be happy. It's sad to see a relationship end, but it definitely has potential for her and Brendan Sklenar. And I was really happy to see after, I think it was on Monday's episode where I brought up my little gripe with Brendan Sklenar, which felt like kind of niche to me.

The Toast

The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025

142.045

So I'm suffering. That's all that to say I am suffering.

The Toast

The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025

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I don't know why. I was not the only one. The comments were like, the feedback was really overwhelming. People are, and whether you're team Justin or team Blake, people are also finding Brendan Sklenar to be really annoying and wishy-washy. And I'm glad I'm not the only one who felt that way.

The Toast

The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025

1457.703

Okay. Yeah. I mean the depths that Lauren Sanchez goes when it comes to like social climbing and just like networking. And I don't mean that in a negative way. Like I think social climbing is a grossly underrated skill. Um, They never cease to amaze me. When you think about who comes on her and Jeff's boat. So Sidney Sweeney, why not?

The Toast

The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025

1476.439

It's just only a little shocking because so far she's pretty much kept with celebrities in her own age demographic. And Sidney's much younger.

The Toast

The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025

1485.142

I think the better question is what can Lauren Sanchez do for Sidney Sweeney?

The Toast

The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025

1492.564

I know. The Housemaid is an Amazon MGM studio production.

The Toast

The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025

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Oh, 1,000%. I could see her being like wanting to get into production. So Joe, what's his name? Jeff throws her a bone. Like here, produce this random movie I'm making.

The Toast

The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025

1517.251

Even though like, In the breadth of the Amazon's brands, them owning MGM Studios or their partnership with MGM Studios, they make a lot of movies, is a huge part of it. But I don't think Jeff Bezos has anything to do with that. Having said that, if his girlfriend wanted a job in movies, that's the department he would call.

The Toast

The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025

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It is, but again, like in the breadth of things that Jeff Bezos has his hands in, like Kindle Unlimited is not relevant to his, like I'm sure he doesn't even know what Kindle Unlimited is. I know he knows that they make a Kindle. I know he knows that.

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Yeah, but I don't think he subscribes to Kindle Unlimited. You think he's reading like Swirly Poor?

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Actually, I feel like he reads physical books.

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He like destroyed the industry.

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Like Amazon is books. Yeah. And then they have Amazon bookstores, which just seems so backwards to me.

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I mean, we would be here all day.

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That's a good pro for TikTok. Another byproduct is lots of stay-at-home moms, like earning income. Yes. As creators. That's all social media, but TikTok specifically has like a really big niche.

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I would say the giggles, that's a huge, the amount that I chuckle, that's huge.

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Of course, we're not going into cons, we know them. Osama. Of course, Osama. That definitely comes to mind when you think of cons. But pros, I think those three for now are good.

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Yeah, yeah, we do pick up a couple stragglers on TikTok. A lot of like, you know, a lot of youth, A lot of youth. And I just want to say to our youthful listeners, while I love you, you're welcome here, of course.

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I'm so not. This show is like actually really not for you. It's for the boomers. And the boomers have been showing themselves. And I love you. Show yourself. I need to start like speaking more directly to our boomer community.

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Yeah, I feel like everybody's like at chasing Gen Z. Go, go chase Gen Z. They're seriously like, they're not my problem anymore. The more I think about it, like this show is really not for them. We're kind of sophisticated.

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you wrecked. You don't like us. Acquire some taste. Ramona Siger slayed the house down boots when she made that her tagline. There are so many taglines that like over the years fall flat. They don't age well. They weren't funny. They were weird. But there are a couple and that is one of them. I would say that's one of the best ever. I'm an acquired taste. You don't like me? Acquire some taste.

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Like it's funny. It's to the point. And she really is an acquired taste. Like some people really don't like her.

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And one that I actually use all the time that was really appropriate for the woman, but also sometimes like you just need to say it. There's two. The first is you either love me or hate me. There is no in between with me. Danielle Stab season one Real Housewives of New Jersey. Like she was, by the way, nobody was ever like ambivalent about Danielle. Like she really was.

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I feel like I did. I told you about this place I went to in LA.

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Jacqueline Lurita couldn't quit Danielle Stout. The other was love for her. And then her weird boyfriend with the long hair who showed up with his goons at the country club. Danny. Thank you. And then another one that I just find myself quoting all the time is, and it's not relevant to me or my lifestyle or even the person who said it.

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I don't know what she was talking about, but I worked too hard for this zip code to go home now.

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Yeah, yeah, it's Taylor. Kyle's that season was unborn and raised in Beverly Hills. This is my town. Sure.

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And then that's like what inspired my whole journey with Crunchwraps.

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Totally. So wishing Sydney Sweeney the best and hopefully this is true. Yeah.

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I just feel like you should have copied me. I copy everything you do. Like, there's no shame. Copy me. I thought it was like a Ben thing, you know? No, okay, let me tell you. I didn't know that you were passionate about Crunchwraps too. No, no, it's just a me thing. He's not passionate about Crunchwraps? No, he does it all for me. Yeah.

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What he had heard, he had heard of it. And I actually think like she was going to enter the alcohol space in some way. And so her picking up like a defunct brand that already has like all the infrastructure, she doesn't have to start from scratch. It's much smarter. It's less work for her. And like it's half the work is already done there. Just it was a flop.

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You know, it wasn't a bad product, but nobody wanted like nobody. They didn't have good momentum. So for them to just sort of pick up, it's actually very smart. Yeah.

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But it's like a lot of big people in the partying space, DJs, festivals, like this is sort of guaranteed to work just given who's invested in it, how many events they throw.

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It is interesting though that there are a lot of like big names a part of it, but it's being branded as like Alex's thing. It's like they all invested in the idea of her being the face.

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Yeah, it is. Even though they're all celebrities themselves. I'm sure Aoki could have had like a canned cocktail. Aoki cans, you know, whatever. If I were to launch a new canned cocktail company, as you guys know, I already have one. It's called Sprint Society. It would be called Ya Cans Look Sick.

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The idea would only be, the rebrand would only be contingent on Mercedes Javid and her husband Tommy wanting to be on board because they are the direct inspiration.

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Yes, and then we would have a flavor that has hints of mahogany, and it would be called... You look like a piece of wood. You look like a piece of wood. Now, if you don't watch Shadows of Sunset, you have no idea what I'm talking about, and you're really missing out.

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So I immediately became disinterested. I'm like, why is Jackie breaking this up? Like Alex's weird friend, Beth, who cares? Like I thought she had like a home friend named Beth. And now he's making a lot more sense. It's also interesting how this is her first episode drop, I think, since leaving or dropped or whatever. And it looks totally different.

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But when we went to LA, everybody was like, try this kosher restaurant, try this kosher restaurant. I was like, sure. We Uber Eats did like ordered a bunch of stuff. It was like a Mexican place. And they said kosher Crunchwrap Supreme. So I just threw one in as like an alternative entree. You know, I didn't think I was going to like it. I also got like my regular bowl.

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She appears to be like in a professional studio. Yeah, she had been doing all of it in her house.

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He's an investor in this project. His name was on the thing.

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Cute. I thought the, like the creative was very, she's very pretty and everything she does is like cute. And the outfits were great. And Braxton and the girl, he's on the golf course. Like it was really cute.

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Right, right at the water cooler.

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She makes more money than him, yeah.

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I mean, because we know now, like for this year, he's getting $2 million, which is obviously a lot. But for Alex, I think she probably makes $2 million in a month.

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So that's cool. You'd love to see that.

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No, I really think they're, sorry, that was like shady and then it means me. They are, I think, like the real deal in terms of like love.

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And other business partners. We'll see how that works.

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So which controversy do you think is most directly affecting the film? Is it the little person erasure? Is it Gal Gadot and Rachel Zegler like clearly not liking each other? And every time Rachel Zegler does something to promote the film, she goes on Twitter afterwards to say free Palestine because she's working with an Israeli Jew.

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Which part of it, which scandal do you think is affecting it the most? I

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And oh my God, it was the most fucking amazing thing ever. And I had two that trip. And then I went home and I was so upset. I actually messaged them on Instagram and I'm like, please, like, will you ship me one? Like freeze it. I don't know, like gold belly, something. And they were kind of like rude. They were like, no. And I was like, oh, okay. Yeah, nevermind. It's fine.

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Was Peter Dinklage pro casting little people as dwarfs or no?

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Like I said, little person, erasure, little person, erasure.

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Yeah. Like, I mean, she was talking about like the stereotype of like Disney princesses being like, you know, princesses, damsel in distress. She's not a damsel in distress. It's a, Girl, it's a Disney movie. Shut up like this.

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I can't believe this movie hasn't even come out yet. I thought that's what you were going to say. I can't believe it's coming out next week. We've been talking about it for years.

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It's just like, I, the only, this is not my circus at my monkeys. Like I didn't ask for this movie. I didn't ask for Rachel Zegler. Like I don't care. And Snow White is also not a film, like a Disney film that I, have like a fond relationship with. Like when I heard some of the music, that's coming out. I'm like, I don't know these songs. Most Disney movies, like Little Mermaid just came out.

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I know every word. I know Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, It's Off to Work We Go. I'm sure they took that song out too because it was about the little people. So this isn't a movie I particularly give a shit about in terms of the story.

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Or is there someone for everyone to boycott so no one's watching it? Right. That's when like with the war, like nobody wanted to, they were boycotting Starbucks on both sides.

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Yeah, I didn't want it anyway.

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I'll just go kill myself. And so then Ben and I went on the journey of like figuring out how to make them on our own. And they are good when Ben makes them, but they're not nearly as good as this kosher place in LA.

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Yeah, and I don't think they had one. They just made coffee, you know?

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They don't make coffee in Israel. That's the thing. For years, they refused. There's not one single standing Starbucks in Israel. That's why the popular coffee brand Aroma, which is actually coming to the US slowly, started as a replacement for Starbucks in Israel. So if you've been following for years, you know Starbucks doesn't fuck with Israel.

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Then all of a sudden during the war, it's like Starbucks is pro-Israel. So the Palestinian side started boycotting Starbucks. And we're like, no, they're not. There was one employee who wore a pin and they were like, can you not?

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Yeah, it was a self-expression thing. It wasn't an official Starbucks communication memo sent out.

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I actually was just looking through my time hop and I saw this picture of me and Benny eating McDonald's in Israel. It's so, it's like so much better.

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Yeah, but like the offerings, it's not the same menu. Like you can get a schnitzel. Like it's so good.

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Yeah, where else? I had McDonald's in Portugal. Very similar. Like it wasn't a fancy menu. Yeah.

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Publicly. It's spring break season, which means we're hitting the beach, road tripping with your friends, hopping on a flight to paradise. And if you have a man in your life, you know that springtime means shave time. And it's time to ditch the winter scruff, and that's where the Handyman Rocket Special Edition from Manscaped comes in. It's a sleek, portable face shaver.

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And of course you can still use our code toast for 20% off and free shipping at manscaped.com. So again, this, um, This product is – it's new. It's really popular because it's so easy to travel with. It's compact. It's cordless. It's airplane-friendly, and it'll slip right into any carry-on. It's also waterproof and mess-free, so you can shave, rinse on the go. There's no stress about cleaning up.

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I'm so glad that you liked it. And I'm so glad that you figured out how to make it because I feel like whenever I'm at your house, we, I have like a very particular, you have like two or three things that you have like a range of things that you can make. And within that range, I have a range of things that I like that you make.

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Get your Beam Kids and your free gifts by heading over to shopbeam.com slash toast. Enter code toast. That's shopbeam, S-H-O-P-B-E-A-M.com slash toast. Use our code toast for up to 35% off. Thank you, Kurt. Okay, so the thing I wanted to tell you, because this thing, the manscaped ad about spring break reminded me.

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So unfortunately, because I became like a powerful voice against Bonnie Blue, I'm now constantly berated with her content. Yes, she's on spring break in Cancun. I don't know if you saw they're like sucking tequila out of her ass.

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Guys, it gets better. Hashtag it gets better. So I just wanted to update you guys. Like I officially know, like I know what Bonnie Blue is up to now, like for the foreseeable future.

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I did see that she bought a $500,000 car and somebody, I saw the funniest tweet about it. It was like, would you let a thousand men take it for a ride?

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yes how did you see that i mean we have the same maybe it's because we like share facebook it's because we share facebook we share like all social media which is that like right instagram everything it actually makes it helpful for like knowing that we saw the same things it does and i thought it was a great very poignant question to ask bonnie blue you spend five hundred thousand dollars on a car it's your most prized possession would you let a thousand men take it for a drive no because it's too precious to her most like correct unlike her own body per se

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He posted her thigh gap. Like, that's all I saw.

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So remind me the next time I'm at your house, which probably won't be for so long. Watch, you'll be here this week. By the way, Ben wanted to go this weekend.

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And not Luke Combs, not Zach Chicken Fry Brown Band.

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No, even though he has like a lot of relationship drama with his divorce.

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Yeah. One toxic male country star at a time. I mean, it's not shocking that like we knew he was going to have another girlfriend. Right. But it's really crazy to. And that's what I think Brianna Chicken Fry, why she didn't take the money was like, you know, nobody. I didn't know there was anything wrong with him when I got into a relationship. There was no warning signs.

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And now I feel like everyone who goes into a relationship with him like knows, you know, there's you can think that Brianna was lying, whatever. But there is information out there about him now. And so you can go into a relationship with him online. More informed. Because there's going to be a power imbalance. He's a rock star. He doesn't date other rock stars. He dates civilians.

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That's like his thing. Because he likes to be richer and more powerful. Yeah. So. Brianna did everyone who's going to date him a huge service in knowing, like, there's a seed of doubt. Even if you don't believe everything Brianna said, like, and you're like, Zach Bryan was wrong. You know these things now. So I'm wishing her the best. Hopefully, like, getting worldwide cancellation.

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Like, maybe it changed him. God willing. Like, I hope that. I really do. So that this girl doesn't suffer.

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That's just so crazy about fame because like this person is objectively like short and ugly. And this model, she's gorgeous. She's like tall, perfect model. He put this picture up that we're talking about on his Instagram. It's like her standing. He's like standing way behind her and she's like looking out at the ocean. So it's just like a silhouette of her body.

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Just remind me that that's like some one of your offerings, please.

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And you could see the ocean between her legs because that's how skinny her legs are. Like she literally has this like amazing body. And it's just so crazy what like money and fame does because Zach Bryan is in no like world.

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crunch wrap oh and while you have your pen out i had a list written on my phone when you couldn't find your pen did you ever transcribe it yes i did list of people who the rules need not apply to oh no karen huger and kelly clarkson the one that i transcribed that day was oh toast playlist that was after now when you lost your pen we started a list on my phone list of people who the rules don't apply to okay

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He swam up to the bar. Yeah.

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Like I genuinely only wish the worst for this person, you know? Yeah.

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And the big thing is obviously Jackson Brady, but that wasn't even like the biggest at thing from the trailer.

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That's insane. The Valley is kind of a perfect combination of like a pre-existing fan base because of Jackson, Brittany, Kristen, Jodi. Like there's history there. But everyone they brought on is so desperate to be famous. It has that real je ne sais quoi that original Vanderpump Rules had. Like these people don't give a fuck and they're willing to really out every element of their personal lives.

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Did you see Sheena got invited to Lady Gaga's SNL after party?

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I listened to it front and back yesterday and it definitely requires, and she was talking about this, I saw a clip of her on Lost Culture Recess talking about how like she really created a genre of music that she now can recognize like other people, you know, they don't copy but like were inspired by and she can like say that she created it and it is like she does sort of

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change the face of music every time she releases music. And so this is just that because a lot of the songs are very different, right? Like even Abracadabra, which is like a bop, but it's like not English. So it takes like a little bit of... Rejiggering.

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Yeah, you do. Because like it's just like a book of stuff.

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I'm really happy for Sheena Shea. I just wanted to say that.

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And actually, you can see Stephanie of Lady Gaga. I could see her being a little bit of a Sheena. No, no, no.

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Yeah. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, like, I actually don't, like, not enjoy watching it because I really like these women. It makes it really hard to recap, say anything funny or interesting because we're going on, like, three episodes in a row of nothing happening. Yeah. We're all still talking about the wallet thing that Sutton said because it really was so crazy. Wait, I'm sorry.

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By the way, if like the police found that notebook, they would think the person who wrote it like had dementia. It's just so scattered.

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Sutton is so crazy. She's becoming so unlikable. And so it used to be that like when she would fight with people, I really never agreed with her, but like she really brought other things to the show in terms of like entertainment. And now she's just like kind of a crazy old woman.

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That's a bad comparison. Sutton and Dorit have never gotten along.

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They hang out off camera. Their kids know each other. Their husbands know each other. They had a deep friendship in history, which makes their whole breakup even sadder. But for you to compare, that's just you saying words. There's no comparison.

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I do think it's also becoming increasingly more difficult for Garcelle to like blindly have Sutton's back.

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And I love Bo's making the comparison. Like we've all been thinking it, but it's like, everyone's giving me shit for being like Dorit's mouthpiece. What about Sutton's mouthpiece? Garcelle? Hi, hello. How are you? Like, why is it okay when you do it, but not me?

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I also really like to see Erica getting, like, more activated in the drama now. Like, she really couldn't. She obviously has, like, some sort of loyalty to Kyle. Like, they do have a friendship. So when it was Dorit versus Kyle, she couldn't really get involved. She was being, like, a little boring mediator. But she fucking hates Sutton.

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Like, she will not forgive Sutton for not letting her off the hook with the lawsuit stuff and making that time in her life so much harder. And so it's like, oh, now we're going after Sutton? I'm in.

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I'm not at the point yet where like Erica bringing up her thing every time like makes me roll my eyes. When people do that, it is my least favorite thing. But Erica's right.

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Yeah, no, I love that she's like now really getting down in there and like dream team, Bose, Erica and Dorit like in the villa upstairs, just obsessed.

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Like, I decide... That's not how friendships work either.

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Effort to share in a real way.

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No, she just shows us like her purses, which I love.

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I don't even want to give it too much of my brain cells, but the conversation between Mo and Kyle was so awkward.

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You know? Yeah. And she's just waiting for him to bring up the paparazzi pictures. And pardon for the reflection, I do not think Mauricio had anything to do with the photos. And I do not think it...

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Was this like big coordinated thing like it was probably the girl being thirsty but it was interesting how Mauricio did not like Kyle saying that like he was feeling kind of defensive of the girl you know like I don't know if that's his girlfriend or just like some hooker. But she was like I know you didn't but I don't know if the other person did.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. List of people who my rules don't apply to. No, because it's not faves. Like I had said, I said this when we were talking about this, that if Taylor Swift got DUI, I would be like disappointed.

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Morgan Wade is really young. Like, I'm sorry, nothing Mauricio did compares to Kyle. It's true. I can count literally a hundred paparazzi pictures I've seen over the last two years of Morgan Wade and Kyle. How many stories there have been, photos of them together that they posted, photos of them taken by paparazzi, the music video. She's a younger girl. Like, please, Mauricio did nothing wrong.

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Let's say he called the fucking paparazzi on himself. I would support it, okay?

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What the hell are we talking about?

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Oh, I'm sorry. And Kyle did all of that while filming two seasons of a reality show. Like, please. What's that?

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Yeah, literally. It's so stupid. The attention, everybody's like, Kyle, how are you? Kyle. What the? Mauricio, how are you?

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Can't even say her name. Remember the beginning of this season, she said, please don't say her name.

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To Garcelle's credit, like she really calls it like it is when it comes to Mauricio, Morgan, and Kyle. Like she's really the only one who's not being like, Kyle's going through a lot. Like she's asking questions and being critical. And I appreciate that because it's so frustrating. It's

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Agreed. Tonight is Summer House. So we will be watching that for tomorrow's show. Recapping it. Jackie will hopefully finish the latter 50% of Andrew Schultz's special. We'll recap that also.

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No, it's not about your faves. It's just about like how the world works. I can't explain it.

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It's a make it work well man.

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I think it's time. I think it's time. That's our show, you guys. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast on Monday morning show where we deliver the Fast Five stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching us on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up. We are also available as a podcast anywhere podcasts can be found.

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We're the ladies in black today. Yeah, it's a Skims maternity set slay for me.

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Well, it feels like the list was sort of like my thing. And so it's my interpretation.

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Yeah. I wouldn't defend them, but I wouldn't like be hard on them. I would just kind of like ask you not to make a story.

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Bury it. We'd cancel the show. I'd lie and say I was sick. Yeah.

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I had my first less than sublime sleep with my pregnancy pillow last night. It was still like a fine night's sleep, but I'm definitely like looking at the pillow differently now, you know?

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even though last night was still like the best night's sleep in the last month, you know, like it still ranks the top five night, but in terms of, it was my worst pillow night yet.

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And speaking of things I lost, it was an hour of my life last night with the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Like to make me watch an episode that had not one, but two, like Kyle and Mauricio and then Bose and Keely, like those types of scenes, I max out at one per episode.

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That was actually drama filled. I know. Are they going to stay together? She was on Watched Happens Live last night too. And they asked her that. First of all, they had three guests on Watched Happens Live last night. Did you see that?

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girlies it's the toast it's jackson claude and we're your hosts it's your favorite show the fast five things you need to know we'll start your day off swirly it's the toast i sound amazing welcome back to the toast and happy hump day speaking of humping there's a girl there's a girl yeah I know. And it's Jacqueline Follet. Hello, Miss Follet. How you doing today? Hey, Turdaloo.

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Oh, I would love to hear your thoughts in a minute.

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So Dorit was the guest, and then they had the winners of Traders, which was two people, or maybe not the winners, but like the people everybody's talking about, Gabby Windy and Zac Efron's brother, Dylan. So it was three chairs.

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She said that on Watch What Happens Live that she hadn't gotten her money yet.

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I think that there are multiple winners because I know Dolores won.

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The top four were Dylan Efron, Dolores, Gabby Windy, and Lord Ivar Mountbatten. Excuse me? That was a top four. And then just tell me who fucking won. Lord Mountbatten was on Traders. Oh, yeah. You didn't know that? No. I did. He made a lot of news.

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So Dolores won, Gabby won. Why are they making it so hard?

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Okay, yeah, there were four winners. Okay, well, that seems- Dylan Efron, Dolores, Mountbatten, and Gabby Windy, and they will share the $200,000 prize. So all's that to say, three people were on Watch Dogs Live last night, and Andy asked, like, what do you think is gonna happen with you and Dorit? The audience, they did a vote, was like 90%, they're not getting back together.

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And Dorit was like, I don't really know. And Gabby was like, isn't it up to you? She was like, no, actually. Like, if I just said, I wanna get back together, like, that wouldn't be enough.

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All's that to say, I don't put that on the same level as Bo's and Keely and Mauricio and Kyle's conversation. So boring, I wanted to die. We'll talk about it in the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recap at the end of the show, TV recap segment, but like, bored.

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Even though I was like living for the trip. I know, but we barely got the trip. I know, but just like seeing the digs and stuff, it reminded me of when the Real Housewives of New York went to Turks and Caicos, which is like one of their best trips yet. And they had that villa. Like it was very pretty. I actually think it'll be a really good trip. I don't know what happens.

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You know, I made a nice coffee this morning without ice.

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Like I just I'm feeling vibes wise and like the rooms and everything. And I'd like to see a newbie planning a trip.

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So I didn't know St. Lucia is the only country in the world named after a woman. Fun fact.

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And how like Kathy Hilton can't pronounce St. Lucia. It's literally not hard. What did she say? Oh, no, it was Jennifer Tilly. She's like, why can't I say it? St. Lucia, St. Lucia or something.

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Okay. What else do you want to chat about before we dive in?

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Who splits up a comedy special?

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Everything was from the fridge. Everything is cold. The drink is still cold. I just don't have ice here at the studio yet. I have to get an ice maker. It's like a whole thing. So I usually bring from home. I forgot my ice. Like, what is it about this coffee that seriously looks like sewage?

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Yeah. That was really funny too. I can't recap a part of a special with you. Like that's so crazy to watch half. We have to talk about it tomorrow when you finish it.

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I didn't say that. I knew he had a child and I knew that IVF worked. I didn't know if it was this round of IVF that worked.

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It was a big shock. He did, he did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so it's fine. You misheard. It's not a big deal. It happens all the time.

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Lots of Jewish. Jackie, I completely agree. I thought the Jewish jokes were so funny.

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No, but like with a name like Andrew Schultz, every time I find out he's not Jewish, I'm shocked. I'm like, Andrew Schultz? I went to camp with Andrew Schultz. Yeah. He's not. He's not. Confirmed? No. Confirmed. Interesting. He also doesn't look Jewish. It's just his name.

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Like I was so confused. This is reminding me of that. Jackie, I'm like afraid of who this episode is gonna reach because it's such a big podcast. I knew that, but like, I didn't really know it. And just like seeing all these people like from high school text me like, kill me, seriously, kill me.

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What can I say except you're welcome. What is the actual words after that?

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Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome.

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Oh, my God. Long COVID is taking Kylie Kelsey down as well. Oh, my God. Long COVID strong. I could stop. Long COVID strong.

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Move your mic out of the way. Yep. And just let it rip. She has to do what she has to do. And this is a show that's recorded live to tape. If you want it up early, we're not going to be able to edit out these coughs, you guys. We are just that authentic, okay? So much better. Thank you.

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And I remember when I was recording it, I had like, I think just announced that I was pregnant. So I was like really feeling insecure about my body. Meanwhile, I look amazing comparatively. Like, oh, wish I looked like that now. So just like, if you know me, I like my friend Rachel texted me and she was like, oh my God, Jay Shetty. I'm like, please don't watch it.

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To be honest, I'm not really entirely interested in how these two found out. To me, that's not the most interesting part. I really, and I have no proof of this, just based on vibes. I feel like I know Taylor well. I've studied her my whole life. And I'm learning so much about Kylie. She's new to the public sphere.

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And I just can't see these two really getting along, in a way, outside of being potential sister-in-laws. They're both lovely and nice, but on a real personality level, I don't think these two would find each other in high school and be good friends.

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Yeah. Yeah. It could come off rude but it's more so like media trained.

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grew up like in- Taylor went down the shore, I can't see it.

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And that- I just, I can't picture Scott's and Andrea and Andrew and Taylor like all at- It's not like Jersey Shore, the show. No, no, I know, but I just like- It's just the local beach. Because the Jersey Shore is like a very popular beach town. Yes. There's like many different towns. We know from the show, but like most of it is just like suburban Jersey, I know. I just can't see it.

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What is Taylor's? Oh, Austin Swift. I called him Andrew. I'm watching too much Desperate Housewives.

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It's definitely not. I heard he had a boner, and it was for me.

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Like, if you know me, and Olivia texted me too. She's like, I'm watching Jay Shetty, loving it. I'm like, please stop. Disconnect your wifi. Shannon was like, when does the video come out? I was like, Shannon, don't.

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Yeah, I also feel like with the Donna Kelsey vibe, how you said, sometimes it could seem like they hate Taylor, but mostly they're just afraid and don't wanna say the wrong thing. I also think at some point it does get annoying to just constantly be asked.

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I always think that when I saw Chrissy Abrams was on the cover of Cosmopolitan and obviously a huge part of her life and her fandom is the conversions of Taylor Swift. She opened for Taylor. So the questions are natural, but I feel like that happens a lot with Taylor where she gets brought up in random spaces and it's annoying and like, For Kylie, she's out here like a mom of four.

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She's a spokesperson for her community. She's an athlete. She's pregnant. She's a podcast host. In every interview, and of course you have to ask about Taylor. But it also could be like, okay, can I have a moment to myself?

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Yeah. Speaking of like internet stuff, I, over the weekend during the Super Bowl, I have thought this for quite some time, just being like a chronically online big time loser. But then I saw a lot of conversations on like social media, specifically TikTok being spoken about Alex Earle's relationship with Alex Cooper.

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And I had thought for a while that like they kind of fizzled, like they were hot and fast for like a couple of months. And then it fizzled, which is natural. Like Alex Earle's doing a million things. She's like the face of a million brands. But they were then at the Super Bowl together.

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Cut the cords at Olivia's house, please. So I'm just like, I'm feeling, and I'm not embarrassed about anything that I, I mean, I'm embarrassed. No, it's not about embarrassed.

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And I think it became like so glaringly obvious when they were at the same event this weekend, the Super Bowl. And Cooper, I'm just going to use last names for the sake of brevity. Cooper was like throwing a bunch of events for her company. And Earl is a part of that company. And all the talent that's a part of the company was there posting. And Earl was not.

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Yeah, and so a lot of people are pointing to this episode of Alex Earle's podcast that she now – it's kind of rebranded. She hosts it with her sister, which I think was a great call. I actually really like the sister.

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It's a remote sister podcast. They had their dad on. They had their dad on. And I didn't know that their dad like manages them. I mean, he's a very successful business person. They own like a huge, they're like very independently wealthy. And he owns a huge trucking company. And if you actually have ever been in the tri-state area and you're just like on the highway, you'll see one of his trucks.

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It's called Earl's Trucking or something. Like it's huge.

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No, I don't think so because it was the first time I had heard it. And I feel like that's such an interesting fact. And I love when people keep things in the family. I feel like I would have heard that. So the first time, my introduction was when she released a podcast with him like two months ago. And they were just talking about like his POV on them and their careers and his business background.

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And he had said a couple of things that are now, I think at the time didn't really make waves, but now appear to be making a little bit more sense. Just being like, yeah, now that he's involved, we're going to start doing things a little bit differently. And he's like, there were some things I saw at the beginning of your career that I wasn't entirely comfortable with.

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And I think a lot of people had just immediately drawn attention. her interview on Call Her Daddy, they thought he was referencing that because they do get like, you know, very sexual. They were like talking about anal.

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Like, is there a... He must have made it seem more clear than I'm making it in this moment. I'm just paraphrasing. Okay. But... And it also could, he could be talking about something completely fucking different. You know, we're just like, we're all speculating here, but that's what the internet sort of assumed. But maybe we're all just like looking for clues now because of the Superbowl thing.

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And sometimes it's actually easier to tell a complete stranger your deepest, darkest secret than it is to tell like your sister.

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I've, I've been like watching this being like, Oh, these two definitely don't get along anymore. And like some things, and she's going to leave the network. Um, when her contract is up. I don't know when that is, but I think the Superbowl and like the lack of them being together, even spotted once made this like a much more mainstream thing now where I'm seeing it all over my social media.

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Whereas before I was just like, you know, thinking to myself, I'm like, Oh, I wonder what's going on. Yeah.

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Yes, well, contracts are contracts. But she's not supporting the network. That's the thing. And I think a part of when you become a talent on that network is you go to events, you do products, you make content for social media, you guest on other unwell shows. It's a full-time job. Yeah, Clambakes, Trips to the Cape.

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And she was doing that at one point because I remember she went to South by Southwest when it was just her and Madeline Argy. Those were the first two talents. But radio silence ever since.

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So check that out. It's video and audio. And we love Jay Shetty in this house. And like only he could get me to talk like that. So like kill me.

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I know. To me, this is a gossip I find interesting. This is internet drama, podcast drama. I need to know.

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I want to see something. Yeah. Her shows on the podcast network still says unwell. So she is like legally and probably like ad sales wise being distributed by unwell.

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You're involved a little bit, but you're supposed to sort of be like steering this ship while keeping the show entertaining. And he did make me chuckle a couple of times. Like he did a really good job as a podcaster in that moment, but also a brother and friend.

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Of all the people in all the land, you are the least allowed to watch it. Like we are too close for you to know that shit. Okay.

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Yes, I saw that too, which I loved. Quickly, just back to Travis's monologue about the Super Bowl. He did this thing that I also saw Patrick Mahomes doing in the press conference immediately after the game where it was like blaming yourself. Being like the whole, the reason we lost was all my fault. I wasn't a good enough leader. I was making mistakes. And it's like,

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Do you feel like he is going to retire? It's not like so obvious. I feel like with Jason, it was like he didn't say it, but we just knew based on a multitude of things. I feel like it could be a little early for Travis, but if he did, like it would be good too.

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It's also hard because Travis is 35 and Patty Mahomes is 29. So like that six year age difference, like is where like your career is, you know, those are like the best years. So I can see him like almost staying to keep up with Patty and be this dynamic duo that they are, you know, Patrick and Travis, Travis and Patrick. Um, But Patrick was born in 1995. Like, that's really crazy.

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I am older than Patrick Holmes.

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Worst. That's a really, really good place to be.

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You are barred from watching. Okay. I'm going to tell Jay Shetty to block you. I hope you guys enjoy it because I can. Yeah. Like if you, if there's a particular moment you think Jackie might like find funny, feel free to like, you know, take a video and send it to her, but that's it. Yeah, that is it.

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No, seriously. Just call me Stephen A. Smith.

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Oh, that's so funny. And then you like meet a toaster in the wild with her husband who like kind of hates you. You know, he's like taking the picture like to be a good husband. And you could tell like he knows who you are. He's like, yeah, we listen in the car. And, you know, he just like wants to actually shoot you just to end the misery. We've all been there. So I get it. Yeah.

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We are some people's Colin Coward.

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Who's my Colin Cowherd, Claudia, Jackie Asher? Let me think. Who does Ben listen to for takes that literally gives the worst takes ever? Ben doesn't really consume content.

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But he just goes through phases of interests. He'll be really into Eastern medicine for a while, and he'll find a bunch of meditative, sort of like Jay Shetty, spiritual leaders. And then he'll get really into punk music. Like he just like goes, like he doesn't have a consistent fave. No, no.

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Like who does he even follow on social media? Like when he scrolls through. Oh, oh, I'm sorry. I know who my husband's Colin Cowherd is. It's these four guys. It's Alex Guarnaschelli. Correct. And they're not, they don't even give takes. I just am forced to watch. So Ben is obsessed with this group of guys on TikTok.

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It's like four guys and they go and play mini golf and they make really high quality videos of the game. And it's like, It's like a five minute video rundown of all the halls being like, Sam is going for a part two. And they get like really high quality like video shots. It's in fucking sufferable to watch and listen to. He thinks it's so cool.

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I know he would die, die to go play a game with them and like get in one of their videos because Ben loves mini golf. I find it like ringing in my ear.

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No. Just himself. Does he watch golf? Yes. Golf doesn't have like raging commentary. It's like a silent sport.

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Is this only number two? Cause that was like four stories in one. Yes.

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So that's why I've had a morning, just kind of being a national sensation in the vulnerability community. What have you had this morning?

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People don't use SMH. Mandy Moore throwing around an SMH is what makes this story Fast Five worthy. Too bad it wasn't an SMDH. SMFH. Shaking my fucking head.

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And we don't SRHs enough either.

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So I saw this, and honestly, I kind of rolled my eyes. While, yes, it is really crazy that the package is outside of a door that no longer exists. I think he ordered something. Right, no, I have to think about the driver. The driver still has a job to do. I imagine if you lose packages as a driver, you are docked in some way. What is the driver realistically supposed to do?

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And to be honest, if I ordered a package and I had a house that burned down and it said delivered, I would go and get it. At least you kind of know where it is. And I just think in the grand scheme, Mandy Moore has lost everything. Her in-laws have lost everything. She's been one of the most vocal people, a celebrity who really lost a lot. This isn't really worth her time and energy.

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they ordered something well by the way this is totally what happened no no that's a good call it's happened to me all the time like when you move and you forget to update your address so like they needed they like are in a rental or something and they needed towels because they're whatever and they sent the towels to the old bird down house like i know how it happened and and it's unfortunate for sure amazon has amazing customer service and it's just like it's really not as

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Of course not. But I do have logistical questions for the Amazon driver. Like, when an entire block of homes is burned down, how do you know which is, like, house 39?

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Somewhere. Somewhere. Yeah. I just, I think as a celebrity, like when you use your platform to complain like about customer service, like you have to be really particular because it does look like out of touch for a celebrity to be like, oh, Delta, you didn't give me a refund. It's one of my least fucking favorite things. Like, it's okay for regular folk to do.

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Like that's what social media is so great for is like getting access to customer service you might not get just like waiting on the phone. When celebrities do it, it is so out of touch. I don't care if you're, we were just talking about Jessica Chastain versus JetBlue, the people versus JetBlue. Like, It was, and she's probably right.

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Like give her her $1,500, but it's like, girl, girl, you have an Oscar. Like you'll be fine. So you have to be really prudent as a celebrity when you're going to use your platform for customer service need. And I don't think that this was worth it.

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One of my favorite restaurants.

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And it sounds like, since they were able to take a photo of the box, that they got the box.

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Yeah, all my sisters are together without me.

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Yeah, no, it's kind of admirable. Like no matter the circumstance, this post-apocalyptic street in Los Angeles, like Amazon still shows up. And by the way, you don't know what the driver has been through. Has the driver lost his home? And like the driver's just trying to get through the day and like get a paycheck and just deliver packages. Like- I don't know, it's an L for Mandy.

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Yeah, like rain or shine, fire and rain. And brimstone. We will be there. We've got your package. And that's the kind of delivery I've come to expect from Amazon. So I'm not shocked to see that big box. And you know there were towels in that box. It's just like such a perfect size for towels.

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it's the more-in-laws, so what's her husband's name?

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Goldsmith. She married a Jew. Does Goldsmith. So really is her machatunum sister.

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I forgot to tell you. 100% by the way.

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No I don't get my towels on Amazon.

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My current towels. And I like to rotate them out. Like quite frequently. My current towels are Brooklyn in. Um. After we talked about Macha Tenem Sista, Maddie texted me. She's like, I love it. She wants to be called Macha Tenem Sista from now on.

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Are you ready? So overlooked. Let's not get into it, but we're so hilarious and overlooked.

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It's giving I, Ross, take thee, Rachel. Emily! Yeah. If you know, you know. Yeah, sounds really funny. It really was. It also shook the community at the time, like in 1999 when that happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wasn't aware, but people were not okay.

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Here's the thing. You know, I'm always the first person to make Tarek almost the villain in a story. And he is most of the time. Given the fact that these two look so similar, Tarek and Christina still co-parent and still work together so much. I can imagine being on a job site with like a beautiful blonde. And calling her Christina. Do you know what I mean? He did for so many years.

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So I don't think that this is, you know, there was any ill will when Tarek did it. I don't know if I would have shared with the world that I did that, but that's why me and Tarek are different. We are very different, me and Tarek.

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It sounds kind of familiar. I thought you were gonna quote one of my favorite quotes about God, which is, blacking out is God's way of saying, forget about it.

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We're also inherently the same, and I think that's why we beef so hard, because it's like, I hate myself.

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I am a moof mama. At least I know Ben can never leave me and use our pet names because they're not generic like love bug, buddy hump. It's moof mama. It's moof-a-lish.

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He could never call anybody moof-a-lish. And the thing is, is that all of our weird nicknames, I guess, are originated from maybe at one point in our relationship, Ben called me Muffin.

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And then it became Muffon, Muff, Muffalish, Big Daddy Muff, Big Papa Muff. Like, yeah.

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Big Mama Muff. Big. Small Mama Muff. Now it's like, it's Muffalish. That's what Ben calls me.

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Yeah. I'm trying to think, like, when Ben comes home, what does he say? Like... Mufalish, yeah.

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No, but we've really evolved to Mufalish recently.

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He's Brunjalish, Mufalish, and he's Papa.

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I wonder if our kids are going to call him Papa instead of Daddy.

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I so want my kids like, Ma, Papa. I want them to be like Eastern European shtetl.

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Love that. well Tariq and I also think if you train your kids to call the father papa they will say mama first as opposed to dada that's what actually my physical therapist who just had a baby she was telling me life hack if you don't want them to say dada first make them call like father oh that's really funny like make it too hard I just want to say like both my kids said mama first

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Slay the house down. Yeah, that's right. Mom of the year. World's greatest mom. You bitches could never raise in the standard for women.

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By the way, it doesn't sound like you have COVID. It sounds like you now have long COVID.

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Well, as you should. I actually had a dream. Oh, my God. My dreams are so crazy.

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I had a dream that Bruno came to live with Ben and I. Cause you know, like we secretly want that to happen.

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Yeah, yeah, but Ben, I don't know if you know, Ben really feels very strongly about Bruno. He doesn't like his lifestyle. Ben thinks that Bruno's not reaching his full potential living in Florida. He thinks that living here in New York with us and Romeo, Bruno would be much happier. He thinks Bruno's depressed and he thinks it has to do with his lifestyle.

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Well, he's just like, if you look at him, he doesn't seem happy all the time.

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And to be honest, I'm so ready for your long COVID era. Like, I just think that's where you're going to shine.

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I just want to let you know, if you ever felt like Bruno wasn't fitting into your lifestyle anymore or one of the kids developed an allergy, whatever, Bruno is welcome in my home. Ben would love to rehabilitate him and make him into a guard dog who goes on four-hour runs.

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Ben is really crazy about the dogs. And I do wonder, like, when we have a real human child... It will change, hopefully. Because sometimes the way Ben talks about Romeo, I'm like, Ben... He's a dog.

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And it's the most offensive thing I could say.

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Yes, I agree. I agree. He's dramatic.

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I'm sorry. I just checked my phone. Like, somebody else texting me about Jay Shetty. Like, seriously? Somebody I work with. Like, seriously? Kill me.

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Yeah, no, I was really obsessed with the product launch. Like, first of all, Skims is, like, always doing crazy things, and everybody's like, that's crazy. And then they, like, slay the house down. Like, their nipple bra was so popular. Yeah. So, and I do feel like I'm not one of these people, like, I have enough breasts to go around, and I'm really not, like, a tishy person.

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So I'm not the target demo for this particular product. But I know that, like, there are actually a lot of women who, like, wear... different undergarments, wear different types of clothing to enhance these parts of their body. And so she's kind of really giving women what they want, but I couldn't help but think about like Kim's ass, like in general, right?

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Like the journey we've been on when they first got famous, she like really now in hindsight had like the most normal body ever. She just had, like, an ass that was, like, a little bigger than, like, someone else of her size, right? Yeah. And the media just became obsessed with it. It was, like, Kim's ass, Kim's ass, Kim's ass.

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And so much so that, like, it kind of got its own personality, its own... And it obviously got bigger with time. Yeah, and she would, like, accentuate it in whatever she wore because, like, that was her thing. Yes, and it was also, like, this running thing. Is it real? Is it real? Is it real? And I do believe, like, when she launched on the scene, she was just, like, a girl who had, like...

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like a thicker tush and it was totally real. And then it, because she got rewarded for it so much and so much attention, like I do think she ended up enhancing it surgically or whatever. And then the validity of the tushy became like a worldwide, we were talking about it all the time. Like I forget about that time in my life where like everyone was just talking about Kim's tushy.

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So much so that she got an x-ray on- Tyra? The- Was it on Tyra? No, it was on Keeping Up. Oh, I don't know why. And she like showed us all her x-ray and it was like, it's real. And it was supposed to like put the whole thing to bed but the butt was just getting bigger and then Khloe randomly got a butt and we just know they got it from the same place.

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Correct. So the fact that we have now all these, like we actually never got, like I know that her butt is not real, right? Like I'm not stupid. But the fact that like it was such a topic of conversation in pop culture for actual years and now she's even profiting off of it, which I love. But without ever like telling us what really like what is it? Like just what is it? Like God, what is it?

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No. And then like when Chloe got a butt and they also, I think took things a little far.

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No, no, but do you remember Khloe's tushy? She obviously, I think she had like a botched something because there's like a specific season of Kardashians where she wore, I'm remembering this picture, she wore light wash jeans. And her tushy is like, it's actually like a full six feet, like six inches like off her back. Like it's a shelf. Yeah, that's a BBL, right? Yeah.

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To me, that actually wasn't a baby. Actually, I don't even know. So I think that they were like trying different things like surgery wise. And that was, I think, the the turning point for them was that season where Chloe and Kim's was so crazy, too. But like Chloe's also just popping up out of nowhere. Kim's was like a 10 year progression that like day to day you didn't notice.

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But if you looked at a picture from 2010 to 2020, you were like, oh. Yeah. Oh. Chloe's was seriously in six months. Like it was so fucking crazy. Chloe. And so that really put everybody back on the conversation. It is so crazy that like we're sitting here talking about a woman's tissue. Like it's disgusting. But like that is what happened. Yeah.

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Like that was seriously the craziest time of my life.

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It brings up the question again. And I know people are like clowning on her. Like this is bad for women. Let me tell you, women are going to love this. This product's going to crush. I don't think this is bad for women. I think this is great. I don't think it is either.

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1000%. And like, if this was an issue that I had with my body, like I would be the first person in line.

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You know, if she could come out with like a FUPA decliner, like I will be the first person to purchase. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like I think products like this are actually great.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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Yeah. So she needs to get back in the lab on the, the FUPAlicious decliner and I will be promoting it for free.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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It's giving Orlando Film Festival, first of all. Santa Barbara Film Festival, that's not a thing.

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Oh, wow, wow. I wonder how they celebrated such a major milestone.

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But it was just at like a movie theater. It was really crazy to see them like in a rec room.

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It's Mrs. Chalamet. I really can't get over it. They're such an unlikely duo, visually.

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pale brunettes. Yes, if you want to be simple about it. But the way I see it, she's like this whole lot of woman, curves, breasts. Like I'm being really disgusting. Sorry. Like sexualizing the Kardashians today, but like they are these like really bodacious women. Yeah.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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And I think one of the things that people loved about them for so long was that they really, they've never been like pin thin with the exception of like Kendall, who's a supermodel. They've always sort of represented, even though it's not real, a little bit more of a realistic body. Like they've always talked about their weights and stuff.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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So they really are like these like curvy, beautiful, bodacious women. And like Timothy's like seriously 90 pounds soaking wet little boy. Like I, To me, visually, they could not be more different, even though, yes, they're both pale and brunette.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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Yeah, no. And the longer they stay together and the more events they go to, like, I think they're actually probably well matched. I think they're a good couple. But I'm such a visual person. I see things very visually. And you still can see it? No, I can. I can. I can. I just, I don't know if I get it.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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No, but I get it for him. Like, who wouldn't want to date her, you know? But he's like a very kind of polarizing.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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For some people. But he's polarizing to others too. Like, the fact that he is this, the biggest movie star heartthrob. He's seriously four feet tall.

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I also, not only did I have a morning, I have an afternoon. Today is the day.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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I'm more of a Pauline Chalamet. Like she's my girl.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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Would that make her children Jewish? Yes, it would. They could get bar mitzvahed with Mason and Rain.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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Of course, of course. I wasn't skipping over Penelope.

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I wonder what they're going to raise Elvis as, because Mason had a bar mitzvah.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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Is that not her kid's name? Rocky. Courtney? Rocky. My bad, my bad. Why did I think his name was Elvis?

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But like all of his siblings have a bar mitzvah and he doesn't get one?

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Wow, like I've seriously been talking about this big thing that's happening to me. I've been talking about it for a couple.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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That's kind of crazy. Like Christmas.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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Let's really quickly talk about The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. It really wasn't worth the hour I spent watching it this morning. Did you watch last week? No, I felt like I could skip it.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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I saw in the previously on, and it looked like seeing my girls, Bose, Erica, Kathy, and Dorit, like,

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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dweeb team obsessed her house is gorgeous I feel like I got the vibes and I could tell what you meant like it was just having hard conversations with good friends yeah it was like real girl talk there was laughing there was crying there was hard truths like that's how friends really are it was it was very pleasant to watch

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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This episode was so boring and I don't, I got really weird vibes from Sutton wanting to repair her relationship with her mother. In the presence of her two friends, one of whom she's literally not friends with, Kyle. Yeah, Garcelle is her ride or die. You can go through something like that while also being on camera. It felt so weird and so disingenuous. And her journey is her journey.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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And I don't feel like it's fair to judge anyone, you know, who goes through like what she went through with her dad. Like that's so hard. But she did put it out there for us to comment on. So my only thought is like I felt like, yeah, did you have like the most amazing mom in the world who was so loving? No. But it was kind of tough to watch her villainize her mother.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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while sort of only remembering the good of her dad and memorializing her dad so positively, While she was telling us he wasn't alcoholic, he had his fair share of issues, and she almost has no resentment towards her dad. Not that she should hate her dad who passed, but she had put all of that on her mom. And then when my dad died, we got fish sticks. Give your mom a fucking break.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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It was actually really tough to watch. And then just talking about, my dad used to sit in this chair. And that's what you do when someone passes, of course. You only remember the good. And I just feel like that almost left her mom to be treated more unfairly

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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My glucose test is today. Okay. Not looking forward to it. I'm not gonna lie. I have not even tried to, people say like you can try to eat X, Y, I've done nothing. Like I've just been my normal self, which I think is best. I want the best, most accurate results. I'm thinking I'm not gonna share my results on Instagram. You'll have to tune into the toast tomorrow to find out.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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by Sutton, and not that she should feel any type of negative way about her dad, because he obviously struggled, but to take any, I think a lot of people when they lose a parent, you feel mad that they left you behind, or you feel abandoned. She put all of that on her mom, who ended up having to pick up the pieces, and was she perfect? No. She was a good mom, okay? She put a roof over their heads.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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I just felt like Sutton was being really unfair.

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I didn't even, every time I picked up, it was like sudden bitching about something else. And I'm like, Oh my God, give your mother a break.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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Like obviously she really is indicative of somebody who grew up in a different time.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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Yeah, it was just like a tough watch. Yeah. And I don't know, maybe it was because the way she lost her dad, which is so tragic, but it just felt like we were watching a little too much. Like when she went back to the house, I was like, this doesn't need to be filmed. Like, yeah. And the two episodes before she even got out of the car, she's like crying. I felt so bad for her. Like, I don't know.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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It just, it didn't feel like it was the most productive conversation with her mom. It didn't feel like a productive trip. She's not even close with Kyle. Like, I don't know why this whole ordeal had to be filmed.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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And I think that the guy who works for her is really annoying.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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And then the whole conversation about how, like, I guess her mom had really always kind of wanted to be a modern woman who worked, but at the time it wasn't, And that when Sutton, after she got divorced, went on, I guess they were talking about her role as a housewife. Like a real housewife. Because they said, you're like a working woman. Did she work when she was married?

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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I'm going to stand with her mom on that. I didn't realize they were talking about the store. I thought they meant her career as like a celebrity.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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Oh, the store. Okay. I didn't get that. I totally forgot because the store is closed.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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Yeah, and so I know I have to drink that juice. I know I have to fast for an hour before the test, which is definitely gonna be really hard for me. So when the clock strikes, like I need to have lunch right after the toast.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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Yeah. Like, she just, her wanting praise. I'm sorry. Like, the thing is, it feels so weird to comment on someone's relationship with their mom. Like, it's so inappropriate. Who the fuck am I? You put it on TV. So, like. Yeah. Yeah. I thought she was just being really unfair and mean to her mom.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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And then in conjunction with just the story of her dad and everything her dad did was amazing, amazing, amazing. And my mom sucks, she gave us fish sticks. It's called dinner.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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Yeah, maybe she should struggle with it privately.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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So that's Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Video, iHeartRadio, CastBox, all the places where you can find us. The Toast is a five-star review about how beautiful, about how stunning, about how good a talented we are.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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God laughs. Or one of my favorite things about God, what if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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It is. I'm so over it. Okay, last chance, okay? I feel like, no, I feel like we should just do it like every Friday or something. Like doing it every day.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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I don't know that that's true, but have a great day, everyone. Love you.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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Oh, that would have been nice.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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Maybe this is my foray into sourdough. Your entree. If medicine takes me that way.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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I've heard such mixed messages about the drink.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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And you have to drink it all in like five minutes.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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I think a lot of the glucose test mania is overhyped on social media.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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Because I think that what I'm about, I think I'm going to be disappointed when I get to the test.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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Yeah, so you chug. You have to wait an hour. In that hour, I actually have a scan, so I'll be busy.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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Because I planned really well. And then I'm going to go back, get your blood taken, yeah.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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Huge day. It's also, oh, we have like a really fun, exciting week. So tomorrow I'm headed to Florida for a wedding. So I'm going to see my sister, which is just a bonus. And so Friday's episode, we're going to be together. Yeah. We actually have booked a kind of a sick pargy studio. So get ready for like new studio vibes. You know, we get new personalities every time we enter a new studio.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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and get to work and that will be like a fun environment i'm really excited and then we're gonna spend the day together yes like shopping i'm gonna see my kids i cannot wait to see all my kids i'm making all the kids come see me yeah we're gonna have fun yeah i'm excited so it's kind of like a big week today we have the real housewives of beverly hills recap which i did watch this morning i completely forgot about it they're so forgettable it's very forgettable last night's episode was a real low

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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It was, but I also- It took me over two hours to watch it, which is- I have a lot of thoughts. Like nothing happened, but on, and I would never comment on someone's like, you know, interpersonal family relationships, but Sutton like really put it out there for us.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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I have a lot of thoughts. I think she hopes you would comment on it considering- Yeah, but not in the way that she wants me to.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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Well, I talked about this a couple of months ago, and it finally came to fruition. My episode of Jay Shetty came out today.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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What is it? Like a young woman's entrepreneurship gala?

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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oh shit, like our plans just got, God forbid me, like one time just want a prerecorded episode so I can get on a plane tomorrow. No.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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Which is so exciting. Patreon's blowing up this month.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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Okay. Like so many people in my life texting me. I know that his podcast is really big. I didn't realize how many people in my own life tune into it. People who don't even really understand what I do for a living, they're like, yeah, I know Jay Shetty. I'm like, you do? Yeah.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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So make them really personal, you guys.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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Yeah, so if you have a question for Margo that's really deep and dark, put it in our Facebook group so we can get it turd. For you guys, not for us. We don't even care. We don't even want to know anything. Yeah, no. Yeah. So that's what's new over here, turd-a-loo. That's good. Busy things, busy things.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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I can't believe you're speaking at an event.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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And you'll tell everyone tomorrow what it is?

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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Yeah, of course. Let's see. Okay. So it's like a local community event? Oh, wow. I don't know any of this. Oh. Oh, wow. You've been tapped as like a local lifestyle influencer? Yeah.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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I'm also doing something crazy. So I've spent the last like two weeks looking for a dress for this wedding. I couldn't really start before that because my body's changed so much. And I have tried so hard. Like I have ordered, I have gone to stores. I have really tried, but it's also hard. I really don't want to spend a lot of money at this current body shape.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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I don't think I'll be the shape really ever again, even if I'm pregnant, like I'll look different, you know? So I don't want to spend a lot of money. So I've really been struggling and my last box of dresses arrived yesterday and And it didn't work out. Like it's, I'm just kind of going to this wedding without a dress, which is so crazy.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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I forgot to update you on like my, cause you've been really helpful in my dress journey. I had three more dresses.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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And actually the last dress I tried on wasn't bad, but it was far too expensive. Like I couldn't in good conscience, like buy something. But so here's what I did.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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um and it came out this morning and it's just like one of those things i didn't realize you know like one time when i was like it was like i think 2017 i went on squawk alley like the cnbc show at the stock exchange because snapchat went public and they were looking for like a young hot influencer to talk about it enter turdy and when i got off my phone was blowing up with like people from all walks of my life being like oh my god i just saw you and i'm like you guys watch squawk alley

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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And no, that's the thing. I probably, I wouldn't, I wouldn't have even at a different size, like at my regular size. I it's like, I would never spend this amount of money on a dress. Like it's too much.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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Oh my God, you're literally making me feel bad. Should I keep the dress?

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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You're doing great things. So what I then ended up doing was ordering three more dresses directly to my hotel, which is so crazy. Like it's, I know how crazy it is.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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It's true. Okay, I texted you the dress. Like it's cute. You look amazing.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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Oh, oh, oh. I'm like embarrassed. Okay. There you go.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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The thing is, I didn't like it that much for that price. Do you know what I mean?

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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No, no, it's not uglier, actually. They're better. It's from the same brand, but they were all on sale. So whatever. The thing is, I'm going to a wedding without a dress. I'm going to a party in a limo. I was thinking the same thing. I'm going to a party without a dress. And like I'm leaving for a wedding without a dress for the wedding, which is so crazy.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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Well, that's the other thing. I also have two sisters who live locally. Like if worst case scenario, like I'll figure something out.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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And here's what I'll say to my Teresa.com. If you don't get me that FedEx wanted to express business day shipping that I ordered, like, cause I ordered it last night. It still hasn't shipped. Now the wedding's not till Sunday.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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We're good on time. We're good on time. But like, where is the shipping information? Just make haste. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Teresa, if you're listening, um, Tick tock on the clock. Party don't start till I walk in. You know? Yeah. Yeah.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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Yeah, me too. It's a journey. It's a surprise.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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And then you see the numbers of like how much of your $1 goes towards admin. And it's like more than 50% that goes towards admin and the paying people. And you know, the Chanel bags. Yeah. And how much actually goes to the people on the ground?

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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That's why they have their, like when you make a donation, you can also add a little bit for GoFundMe.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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No, 100%. He does like a lot of Jewish causes. There's really not a direct line. I can't think of one. Me neither. I almost messaged him on Instagram and I'm like, okay, calm down.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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So now I think without further ado, we can get into the stories, get into the TV recap, have a little bit of fun. Without further ado, here are the past five stories that you need to know.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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How cute, I'm obsessed with mine. It's the best thing, like as a mom, when you're getting, you wanna wear a dress, but like you're getting your kids in and out of the car. You don't want like your tushy showing, you're bending over, picking up shit off the floor. Like it's so nice to not have to worry about it. And you're so comfortable, but you look so elegant.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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You look like you gave so many shits today.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Our first story, some crazy news, actually. Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Olivia Ponton called in- I'm sad, I'm sad. My boyfriend, my boyfriend. She called in the burglary at NFL star Joe Burrow's house.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Your burglary? burglary at Joe Burroughs house amid dating rumors. So Joe Burroughs house was recently burglarized and TMZ has obtained the police report, which states that Olivia Ponton, who was a sports illustrated swimsuit model, and she's a tip talker, that she was involved in alerting authorities that, his home had been broken into in Cincinnati.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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And he was away at a football game in Dallas playing the Cowboys. And so the police report- So either they're dating or she was squatting, like- Well, here's the information from the police report. She spoke to officers at around 8.15 PM. The influencer reportedly told cops that when she pulled up to his house, she noticed a shattered bedroom window and the room ransacked.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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So she called her mom, who then called the police. In a recording of the call obtained by TMZ her mom told the dispatcher Olivia is wondering what she should do if she should be hiding or if she should be going inside. In a separate call Olivia reportedly added quote someone broke into my house it's like completely messed up.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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The police report states that when officers arrived she told them she's employed by the athlete and then provided a non-detailed itemization of what items were possibly missing from the property. So so many conflicting things here. One, she said someone broke into my house. Then she says she's employed by him. And then she knows everything that's missing in the room.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Hey, Turteloo, happy Wednesday, our third to last show of the week, but who's counting? It's unfortunate that we are pen pals today because you can't see my outfit because if you could see my outfit, you would be gooped and gagged. You would seriously be in shock. And I know like you see the top half of me. So you're like, Claudia, I'm wearing wide leg blue jeans. You're kidding.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Okay. Yes. But let me ask you a logistical question because like, say you break up, you become a big star, you're with your high school girlfriend, but like you break up for normal reasons, not because you're a big star. Like, you know, you didn't, you weren't ruined, but like a lot of people break up with their high school sweetheart years into the relationship. So like that happens.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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And then like, where else does Joe Burrow meet someone? He can't even, he couldn't even meet another regular degular really if he wanted to.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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I know, but like people break up, they grow apart. It's really hard to grow together with your high school sweetheart.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Yeah. Not because she has dreams and hopes and she's changed. She's not the girl that she used to be. No. You don't think she has dreams?

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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What if he has to be in Cincinnati and she had dreams of living by the water? Columbus.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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But sometimes love doesn't conquer all. Yeah, but I like refused to- What if her family didn't like him?

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I understand. Well, I didn't know about the high school sweetheart. I just see like a gorgeous girl and a very successful, handsome guy. Like, I'm sorry, Jackie, he's 28. Okay, and Ponton is 22.

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Well, I was only going to be like really excited aside from the burglary, which is really terrible. And I hope they catch the people who did it. And justice is served. And I know the boys who did it. And we get harsher punishments for parole violators. A thousand percent. Barring all that, like I really ship.

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Yeah. No, I need to know why she said she was employed by him. Maybe they're like working on a big project or something. And now they, if they weren't, they need to start one.

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You don't want to get the reputation that you lied to the police.

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So I also am holding space for the idea that maybe some of the... The police report wouldn't be incorrect. I don't know. That something's getting lost in translation. I'm holding space.

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But I have like, I just had a really crazy thought.

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Oh, right, right, right. Because of the car chase. The bank robbery. The bank robbery. I had a really, I just had a really crazy thought. She was the robber. that like, cause now like maybe she wanted to like get the relationship more serious, have people know maybe he's been like hiding her because of the high school sweetheart and like now it's out there. She's Jussie Smollett the whole thing.

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Yeah. And like, you know, it's a great way to get your man serious.

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Because otherwise like she's staying at his house when he's away at a football game. Like that's legit. Oh, that's not a booty call. There's no booty.

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Certainly not. Well, to be young. I do. I hope they catch the boys who did it. Unless it was a woman.

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She deserved it. And no, I don't think that she did it. This girl seems like a nice girl. I don't know her.

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There's just like, there's a lot here.

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Are you ready for our next story? Actually, a lot of us are Bengals fans, Claudia. Oh, I'm listening back to that Super Bowl.

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No, they were in the Super Bowl a few years ago, the year that I gave birth. Yeah, Bengals versus LAR. Bengals versus Chiefs?

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Because I have the poster and I know the Tiger. Yeah, oh, come on. So yeah, we're really good. They're really good.

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Are you ready for our next story? I know you're not. You don't give a shit, but it is our journalistic duty to report this.

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Megan Fox has dumped Machine Gun Kelly after she found text messages from other women in his phone.

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So I'm glad you brought it up. I think we knew that. But for those who do care, Megan Fox, who is pregnant, by the way, is done with Machine Gun Kelly. This would not be a story on the toast if she wasn't pregnant. Because they're done every other day. But she's now done with him again after discovering he was talking to other women behind her back.

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A source exclusively tells Page Six, when they went away for the Thanksgiving holiday, she became suspicious and decided to go through his phone. She found text messages involving other women and decided she was done.

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No, but like why can't you just stop texting bitches? Like you're dating Megan Fox.

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Yeah. No, but I just like, don't understand why like Megan Fox is just not enough woman for you.

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Yeah, no, but not even that. Like what's just with these men, like she's so obviously so beautiful, but she's also like very dynamic and they obviously connect. Like what's fucking missing that you need to go texting random girls Like, I just don't understand why that's not enough for you.

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It's just, like, it's so empty. There's nothing there. Like, texting girls or, like, meeting up with girls for, like, a hookup. Like, there's nothing there. Why can't you stop that?

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And what do you get? You don't gain anything from something like that. No, not at all. You lose a family. You lose. You have everything to lose. Stupid idiot.

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Yeah, I'm really rooting for her. And she's so strong. Like, I don't know her. But she just seems like a strong person, strong in herself. And whatever she, like, if she goes this alone, she'll be okay. If she's with him, they'll figure it out. But, like, I... It's like, I feel like I don't worry about her. You know what I mean? No, she's tough. She's tough.

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I feel like we knew this because and we talked about it because we were saying how like if A equals B and B equals C and C equals D, then A equals D. By the transitive property, if you liked Amy Roback, you should like who Amy Roback liked.

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If you like someone who likes Amy Roback, then you should like someone who likes Amy Roback.

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Yeah. Yeah. It's a great way to meet people is to like, look at your ex-partner's new partner's ex.

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Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Also makes it easy on kids, right? Yes. Yes.

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Because then there's not all these, like, I guess because they're like step siblings with each other, they're going into the same homes.

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It's a new daddy and a new house you can spend time at. Okay, except you would only have to worry about like one blended family, not one on each side. Oh, that's true. It's actually like a beautiful polygamist family. That's true. Yeah, yeah. Next, Time Magazine, while we wait for person of the year, they have announced their athlete of the year, and it is...

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Caitlin Clark, the WNBA star has been announced as Time Magazine's 2024 Athlete of the Year on Tuesday with a flashy photo shoot to accompany the article that has fans suggesting she branch out in her career. She's showing abs, she's giving quotes, she's ballin', as they say.

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Oh, okay, that's fair. but then Caitlin Clark also could have been considered for person. Like, will there ever be an athlete who's a big enough athlete that they could be on the person list?

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Yes. However, I think this is a fantastic choice. And even knowing that like Simone, if she was on the short list, she also would have been really good choice. However, she's a good choice most years. And this was really Caitlin Clark's year. Like she changed sports, the shoes, the girls, the hoops.

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No, and also do you see those videos of her like getting like beat up on the court?

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Yes. Also in this interview, she talks about Angel Reese briefly and like, was super nice and that they have a good relationship.

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Like, are you gonna put in your brassiere next?

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Well, that is weird. Just put it like, cause also you'll be shopping for something and it goes up to like one X and you're like, oh, they don't have my size. But then like over yonder is the same shirt in a two X. That's just like not- It's illogical. Good logistical maneuvering.

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Are you ready for our next story? Number four.

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Caitlin Clark is Time Person of the Year. I think we said everything that could be said.

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I wonder if they released the short list.

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You said Ben cut off a piece of his finger. It's in our garbage.

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And I also feel like I obviously don't watch the WNBA or even the NBA. So again, like you can't yell at me. Like none of this is really for me. And yet I can even sit here and say like, it was her year. She was everywhere. She dominated. I don't have to participate in it to feel the effect of Caitlin. Exactly.

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Yeah, that's like when they're like, well, you didn't see the movie. Well, if the movie was that great, it would have made its way to my television. A thousand percent. Like Wicked. Yeah, Wicked is the perfect example. Wicked is the perfect example. It got me to the movie theater for the first time, I think, in five years.

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It got me to the movie theater for the first time in one year since the Eras tour hit theaters. Right. So I'll say that. Are you ready for our next story?

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Yes, it is. I'm like so loving Good Ranchers.

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Our next story. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been offered a jaw-dropping amount to appear on screen together again. So Danny Rossner, who is a director, he has raised about $6 million from his backers, which he hopes would be enough to entice enemies Brad and Angelina to bury the hatchet and do a movie together. So he's sharing the details. This is his This is his big dream.

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However, it must be noted. This is never fucking happening, by the way. Yeah, they have been warring over custody over their kids, money, and the future of their wine business for eight years.

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No, 6D is what he's raised. So here's what he said. He also has the movie Ready. He describes the film he wants Brad and Angelina to star in as his passion project of over 20 years. It's a love story set at the Hotel Martinez in Cannes, France during World War II based on the real life owner.

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Pitt would play Emmanuel Martinez, the hotel owner, and Angelina would play his alluring mistress and muse, Emma Degard. The script means they'd...

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perform intimately together as Rossner admits there's a love scene it's a torrid one too he's a freak he's not worked out and even split for the exes because actually his feet is a little bit more than hers she would not that I wouldn't start with that Danny no that is not the way to do it

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No, and also, it's like, they have children together. So they have, like, they could come together, make a quick 40 mil, give it to the kids. And they always tell us, it's just acting. It doesn't matter that I'm kissing someone that's not my partner.

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It's just, we don't even feel anything.

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Right. They could also take the money, do it and donate it to charity.

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Yeah, so his fee is about 20 to 25 million. Hers is in the $15 million range. And then if you even, he said, we're prepared to go 50% above that. So he would make as much as 37 million, she 22 million. So that's over $50 million for charity, for your kids. If they didn't have kids, I would say, but what is this?

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Like three months out of your life, bury the hatchet, do the thing that you guys always used to do, you know? Maybe they'll fall in love. For a couple 50 mil. But then it also begs the question, To what end is he doing this? Do the American people really want to see these two together? Are we all gonna go to the theaters and make this movie worth it?

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You think that people would come out in droves for this to justify the big salaries? I do. The movie would have to make like probably $100 million to justify the budget.

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It's a true story. It's not a book, but it's a person. So Emmanuel Martinez is in his muse, Emma de Gard. It didn't mention Judaism, but wait, they, it's an American couple who rent a hotel room in coastal France to save their marriage. No, I'm sorry. That's her other movie by the sea.

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I'm like, you're saving your marriage in the middle of a war.

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I'll do a quick Google-ay on these people. But honestly, I just want to say, I was thinking it would probably be something more closer to Mr. and Mrs. Smith, like a modern day sexy movie. But this actually sounds good.

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That's on the high end, but he probably takes less for other movies that are maybe artistic. He's a director, a producer, whatever. This is just a fee to say my lines and take your pants off.

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Unzip. However, ultimately one, this guy, his movie credits like aren't that amazing. So I just don't think he's like- He sounds actually like a freak. Nutty. It's not Steven Spielberg calling. So I think they're not even picking up the call. And also then at the bottom of the article, it's like talking about everything that's gone on the last few years. Think about how much the kids hate him.

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Yeah. The emergency landing. Like this is never happening. However, like $50 million for your future and or charity of your choice.

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Yeah, and I also think the worst part of this is it could like drop and like- Flop. Like nobody is- Drop and flop. I don't know how much people love them separately and together. Like, do people care? I don't think so.

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Yeah, so TBD and also like if I want to see this movie because like I like a historical film, World War II romance, it would be distracting. I'd just be thinking about how much these people hate each other, no?

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It was kind of like The Kissing Booth 2, honestly. Yeah, it would be better if it was like an enemies to lovers. That's what I was thinking, like Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Yeah, okay, think about it.

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think about it are you ready for our fifth and final story yeah a little production news because if we don't let you know who else has been added to the lineup of Dick Clark's Rockin New Year's Eve no one will I thought it was gonna be the Harry Potter HBO Max series that's another one and then also the cast of Annie live and um the Thanksgiving Day Parade and any live production production we're gonna any award show we're gonna let you know who's hosting and performing um

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But these are the names that have been added to Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve. Alanis Morissette, Rene Rapp, Blake Shelton, and TLC.

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I'm glad to see you're excited. They'll also like Alanis and Renee will be on the West Coast. Blake Shelton will be live from Las Vegas and TLC will be in Times Square. Like for me, it's about what's going on in Times Square. The remote satellite, you could have filmed that five years ago.

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I have to put on my contemplate and I started my note. Oh, I was just looking for a pen and paper.

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pop is like is happening right now there are pop stars olivia sabrina chap gracie abrams no no but of the of the new girls the newbies like there's really an environment it's right for them right now tate tate and like she's not there i don't think i know and i think when she left the show it was like clear that she was going to be there so she was happy to leave the show behind now there's two ways that it can go right when you leave a show the rege jean

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Olivia Rodrigo, Pauline Chalamet, my girl.

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Olivia Rodrigo is not a fair comparison because high school musical, the musical, the series, like no one was really watching or living for. And when she left it, like, no, nobody cared because it wasn't like, but like Bridgerton was the biggest show. Sex life in college was so big. So to leave that, to think you're going to do something bigger.

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It's like, it's a tall task to leave high school musical. We're like, great. Yeah.

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As someone who's, like, on the other side of, like, the pond, like, she never crossed over into mainstream, like, to where I reside. Like, Chapel, like, has all of them. Like, they are both internet and Gen Z and mainstream.

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No, I don't come across, like, I don't know her songs. They don't get, like, they just never made it to, like, you know, Grannyville, which is where.

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That's where scale is. That's how you know you made it when you've hit Grannyville, supermarket, Publix, radio. Like can't go somewhere without hearing your bop. So not to say like, I think she's really talented. And when I do see her perform, I'm like, wow, this is amazing. But like, I don't know why.

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And there's so many artists that like, I love that haven't made it to Grannyville and that hurts for me. Like, I feel like Mimi Webb, like I'm waiting for, I'm bringing her, I'm showing her to my granny friends. But I'm only one woman.

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Yeah. Yeah. Like, I feel like Little Mix never really hit Grannyville.

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Yeah. So, and do you think there's anyone who didn't leave the show? Like, you know, probably had this inflection moment. Either should have or like was able to do both while not leaving the show, but also grow.

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No, I love cooking, but like that fear now, and I nick my fingers all the time and it's like, it's not good, but nothing ever that I ever considered like going to the hospital for. Like, I don't know, like not to make it about me, I don't know how I'm gonna get back in the kitchen after this. I know, I know. Especially like Ben's a pro. And Ben is an expert chopper.

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So Dick Clark's rocking New Year's Eve. We're probably going to be together watching.

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I was actually thinking like, when can I call it? And like, stop waiting up till midnight. Even on my birthday this year, it was the election. So I was watching the election, but like at a certain point, I'd like to go to sleep. I agree.

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I thought the week before was more boring that we didn't recap together.

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I'm like, duh, you do. You don't like me and you thought my robbery was staged.

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I'm wearing wide leg blue jeans because we have this like new sponsor of ours and they were jeans like weirdly aren't too long on me. They like fit and they're like really cozy and it's the most ordinary outfit, but on me it's so extraordinary. When I walked into the kitchen, Zach's jaw hit the floor. Claudia, he gave me a hug. He like, I think like- Oh my God. He couldn't get over it.

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Piles on. And she has like, no, the other women, even when they fight, like they have tender moments too. Like even when she finally reconciles with Kyle, it's like, there's love there. But between Garcelle and Dorit, there is none of that. It's just actually like a hatred. that mostly Garcelle has for Dorit.

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And so in turn, Dorit's like, okay, I don't like you either because you treat me so terribly. And so it's just like, it's not a productive call out. Whereas the other women, it's like, okay, I'm going to tell you what you did that hurt me so that we can move forward. But for Garcelle, it's just to like make Dorit look bad. And I also feel like she had said early on in this season, like Dorit,

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making everything look so perfect like you'd never know the last three years Dorit has been telling us like she's not okay like even that last season where she had that pretty woman day with PK was like really terrible I saw that she was so stressed out even the way that she looks she doesn't look like herself like they're literally fighting over dinner she's literally telling she sat down with Kyle and said my relationship is on the rocks and I feel like at the time everyone's like oh Dorit's making it about her and then cut to a year later they're separated it's like she pretended everything was perfect was like no she was literally telling us she's not okay

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Oh, 100%. I think the fact that the kids are grown like makes the biggest difference. Like when Kyle was sitting alone in her house, it's like, yes, that would be a lonely, quiet life. but at least it's not like your kids fucking crying. No, it's not like hard in the trenches. Like, and also Kyle has multiple businesses. She's a very wealthy woman.

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Like Dorit has the show and she does well for herself, but like she's a housewife. Probably if PK wouldn't let her stay in the house, she would have to move. Like her whole life will change. It's so destabilizing. And like,

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I don't even and Kyle's now a year out Dorit is a week out like I think where Kyle was a week out is different than where she is where Dorit will be in a year is even different so like I feel like right now Dorit needs grace and tenderness and I don't know why she decided to like kind of slay all the dragons all at once like woke up today and then I was calling out Kyle for years of mean

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behavior and PK, but she's taking on a lot. She just like, when she was walking onto the boat, I was like, I think she's going to fall asleep. Like she's looks just tired.

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And it's just annoying because she was wrong. Like if she had been right and she's, if Dorit hadn't said that and then Dorit, Erica like remembered correctly, it would have been like, okay, well we are, you know, we need to start, we need accuracy here, whatever. But the fact that they were all wrong and made Dorit look so good, they kept replaying it, how she said that.

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Yeah, just giving us examples of the things that Dorit is talking about that without examples, I'd be like, oh, Dorit, you're overreacting. But it's true. In the confessionals, and I'm watching What Happens Live, the women are snarky. Even in this trip, Kyle's like, the boat's gonna run away. It's Gilligan's Island. Don't keep me with these people.

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And it's like, you're literally saying you hate your friends and you don't want to be with them. Like everyone is talking nastily and snarkily about each other the whole time. But when Dorit does it, it's, I'm not speaking to you for six months, even though you're my best friend in the group. And I actually appreciated Sutton.

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Yeah, Kyle's just not doing it for me. No, and she's really coming off poorly. Yeah. Yeah. I just feel like Dorit is like needs support. She doesn't. And I don't know. I just, and I also recognize that Kyle's going through stuff, but just compared to Dorit, like Dorit just feels insurmountable at the moment.

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Well, Sutton and Garcelle like really always wind up back here where it's like, you guys have different roles for each other than you do for the rest of the group. And like, if you're going to talk poorly about each other, like do it like you would with all of us. I just wish that Dorit like did more listening in that moment to realize she wasn't in trouble. No one was coming for her.

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They were actually talking about Erica. And also like even Garcelle saying, you said you're not close with,

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And then reposting. By the way, and I wish Dorit had answered like a little better to be like, that was a cool moment and I'm reposting a friend.

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I repost a million things all day long.

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Oh, by the way, that comment though that Kyle made is the exact type of snarky comment that she would get mad about. He's a Hall of Fame rock and roll star. He doesn't need Dorit Kemsley's Instagram.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Yeah, promoting the concert. Like as opposed to just being like, oh, that was a cool video, I liked it.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

4257.6

Yeah, she is. I had to promote John Mellencamp's concert. Like, I'm sorry, she's funny. She is. And I wish we could have seen, like, was there a link or any, was she actually like promoting like, hey, get tickets?

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

4276.349

I need to see the whole site. If there was like a call to action, then she's telling the truth as opposed to just being, oh, there was a cool moment and I wanted to share it. Like we repost stuff all day long.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

4288.933

That would be like weird if she intentionally didn't repost it because we're not close enough to repost. Yeah. Yeah. So everyone needs to back off. I'm like so riding for Dorit and I love Erica and I love that she's like being there for Dorit. I need her to come off the fence like a little bit more over to Dorit.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

434.892

So let me ask you, like, when Ben left, like, did you make yourself rise and sit down for dinner the The chicken was warm.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

4360.349

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Just fun fact. Thank you for that fact. She has yet to prove it herself.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

4388.042

But Seinfeld was a handful of seasons.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

4391.403

Old and new episodes. So crazy. So crazy.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

4404.842

Oh, but you know, there's a beautiful way to say that now.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

4409.042

Listen to the good guys tomorrow because that will be explained. For an explanation.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

480.278

Well, I think that's true. I think like Ben needs to sit down, take a couple of deep breaths, space out his schedule a little bit.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

563.252

Well, it made me realize, cause Josh asked me like what I'm most excited for, like in your pregnancy and like your motherhood journey. Oh, not in making my pregnancy about you, okay. Well, you know, you just need to find an angle, right? But I'm actually glad he did because I had to think about the question. And I think my answer was really beautiful. Oh, let's hear it.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

579.85

Oh, should I wait till I hear the episode? No, just tell me. No, because I know you're not going to listen to it. And like a lot of it, the other stuff we talk about is like all, you know, you already know. Yeah. But what I said was I'm really excited to like see how you do motherhood so that I can learn from you like and be inspired by you.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

595.221

Cause you're so like, I'm always learning from you every day, like in business and in life. And like, that's something like I can, you know, take a cue from you when I get to see how you do it. Cause you're going to be so fantastic.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

62.28

He's like, you just look like so cute. Like- Oh my God, I need to see.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

620.95

I'm also excited to like ride your motherhood coattails. Cause like you're such a fun person. You're gonna plan such fun things and like just have fun engaging stuff going on. And I could just like, the way you say like you're bringing my kids to my house for my daycare and enrichment program. Like I'm doing the same for you bitch.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

640.914

Yeah, so it was actually a really nice conversation and- That is nice. We had a ball. So that will be out tomorrow, but maybe save it, not to like, you know, ruin their download flow, but save it for next week when we're off, yeah?

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

68.177

I give off different energy. She's a perfect all-American girl. And by the way, I'm always wearing something. He never really stops. I could get a haircut. He wouldn't really know. And he was gooped and gagged.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

684.574

Well, yes, the rest of the day yesterday, if you felt like you guys out there, like on Instagram and Claudia on FaceTime, if you felt like you didn't hear from me, it was because I was working all day yesterday vlogging and I'm working on like the most exciting vlog and piece of content I've ever done.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

698.523

So not to like tease it too much, but I'm just gonna leave it at that because I don't want you guys to be like sick of it. Let's leave it at two words, okay? Jai Pennington. Let's leave it at Jai Pennington. You had me at Jai Pennington. So I'm there. I was literally up until the wee hours last night working on this. And then Charlie woke up.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

718.605

So it was like, I guess it's kind of good that I didn't go to sleep because I would have had been like woken up. He's going through a sleep regression. That's just what we'll call it. You know, he's just being annoying.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

726.457

no like when they when they're not sleeping well like then I'm googling like 15 months sleep regression and they're like yeah that's one I'm like okay is there 16 months sleep regression and actually AI Gemini said though there's not a typical 16 month sleep regression so it actually made me feel more validated but yes we are going through a sleep regression right now which is very hard like wake-ups in the night that need tending to and 5 a.m wake-ups yikes that's bad

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

754.856

However, it got me up early enough today to realize that I didn't watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills last night because I was so busy working Jaya Pennington style, but I had all the time in the world this morning to do it. So we're all caught up.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

778.053

That's how I felt about last week. And this week I just have a really strong feeling that I want to share. And I know people aren't going to like what I have to say, which is that I stand with Dorit and anyone who is in her way right now, you are in my way. Anyone who was at her wings, I'm with you. So like Erica's such a good friend.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

794.91

That moment where Sutton was like trying to be a good person was actually really, really sweet. And then later on the bus, like we'll dig into that. Cause that was kind of just a misunderstanding, but like I am with Dorit, get out of our way.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

809.002

And also like, she's always been one of my favorites, but sometimes my faves err and I have to contend with that. But like, I really like, I don't consider myself like an empath, cause I'm not an annoying person, but like, I really feel for her through the screen. I feel like I look at her and I feel tired. I feel worn down. I feel angry. And I feel like, just on edge and like everyone fuck off.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

831.189

Oh, you said something my way. I under, like when she flies at them, like I feel it.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

869.658

And like, otherwise, how was the board meeting? What'd you guys do?

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

9.833

I could never forget. I could never forget to hump someone that I love.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

91.42

It's shocking. I'll post a picture to my Instagram story, but I just need to set the scene. Like if I am giving off different energy today, it's because I'm just an ordinary girl. Sometimes I'm lazy. I get bored.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

939.242

Let's do it. I'll go in half with you.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

965.367

Totally, but let's do it. It's such a good cause.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

969.09

And you want to give back at this time of year because things can really get so superficial and materialistic. And for your soul, you have to give back. Let me tell the board. They'll be so excited.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

981.618

Toast. So I'd be proud to do that. It's a worthy cause.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1008.158

Your body. Okay. Well, I'm listening and I'm learning.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1017.288

Yeah. That's such a great year. No, Passover definitely deserves hate this year. I agree. Sorry, we don't make the rules.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1039.793

You have something to look forward to.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1042.574

That's one thing you can count on the Jews for. Like we're going to make it fat, like no matter what it is. Like the recipes, matzah is just like, it's literally a plain cracker. It's, I don't even know what it's made of, like flour. It's bread ingredients, but it's bread that doesn't rise.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1054.995

So one thing about us, like we're going to find a way to make it fat. Like the common recipes like matzo pizza, matzo bread, like it's chocolate covered matzo, matzo crack, like brittle. Like we make it so fat. So it's like a holiday where you actually could lose weight because you're not supposed to be eating bread. But we're not.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1095.836

Has it only been less than a year since you started making sourdough?

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1103.481

I just feel like it's been a part of our family like since our inception. Yeah.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

111.798

And I scheduled it very nicely because if... He hasn't flipped, which I'm pretty sure he hasn't. Tomorrow, I start my journey in the Eastern medicine at the Software Longevity Institute of Technology. I have my first acupuncture appointment tomorrow.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1112.997

Happy anniversary. Oh, wait. Do you know today's toast anniversary?

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1117.36

I meant to talk to you about that. I'm sorry. I meant to open the show with that.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1143.715

Okay. Well, happy toastiversary to you and all who celebrate.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1152.201

I don't know. I feel like last year I was feeling, like, really at a glance about it. Yeah. And this year it just feels like another day.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1163.848

We have cute pictures. We had a big party at Zero Bond.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1203.114

Yes. I think my change year was last year or whenever I quit the vape and got on Ozempic. Like that was the year I changed every part of who I am.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1231.946

I haven't heard one good reason why.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1241.791

And happy Toastiversary. Maybe sound off in the comments. What's been your favorite Toast moment in the last seven years?

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1247.874

I know, but we are running a bracket on our Instagram right now. Hopefully you guys have been participating in our Toast madness. having people choose their favorite Toast moments in Toast history. I believe we're down to the final two as of yesterday. And it was, Claudia, I don't think there's a 5K. And when I took off my underwear at physical therapy.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1271.784

I know, that's what people chose. We had people submit. If you're not following us on Instagram, you're missing out on a lot of good fun and games. You guys know I love a game.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1283.416

I think any time where we've like truly just not been able to stop laughing, like a belly laugh where the episode is like silent because we're laughing so hard. Those are my favorites. I don't, not one specifically comes to mind, but anytime we're just like cackling hags, that's my favorite.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

130.19

I've done some research. There's conflicting reports. Some people feel it. Some people don't.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1305.047

And I wouldn't want to do it with anybody else. With anybody, period. Yeah, anybody. Sometimes I forget you're here.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1317.314

No, if I am forced to do it with someone, it could only be you.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1340.675

It could only be you. And I am so glad it is.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1346.977

Well, I feel like sufficiently caught up. I feel like we've at a glance enough for this Toastiversary and that we could dive in.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1364.926

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The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1378.017

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The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1395.417

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The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

142.091

I also had physical therapy yesterday where we did some exercises and such.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1426.733

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The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1447.887

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The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1462.122

So I'm in my going to the bathroom era, but I know this summer I'll be wearing a lot of active dresses. We wore them literally all summer last summer. And it's such a great, cute look, like very sporty, very athletic, very put together, but like kind of easy. But going to the bathroom is such a pain in the tuchus. And I love the active dresses from Roback because they actually have –

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1492.777

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The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1508.693

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The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

151.882

No, my baby's name is Bowie. Everybody knows that.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1525.812

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The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1539.904

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The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1557.117

The subscriptions are there, but you're not using them. And I just learned that 85% of people have at least one paid subscription that they do not use every month. And thanks to Rocket Money, I can see all of my subscriptions in one place, cancel the ones I'm not using anymore, and save more money. So Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps you find and cancel your unwanted subscriptions.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1573.808

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The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1592.75

I actually just found out I was paying for two HBO Max accounts, which was really annoying because it's like $17 a month. My Furbo, like so many things. And then having the Rocket Money subscription, Just like then helped me tighten up some other things in my budget and my finances. They have over 5 million users that they have saved a total of $500 million in canceled subscriptions.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1613.81

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The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1636.042

Oh, and? And it's actually crazy because I had watched The Voice, what was that, a couple of weeks ago? And I came on and said that I found the show insufferable mostly because of Michael Bublé and how this kid came on. And did like a Frank Sinatra type of, and he was really good. And Michael Bublé didn't turn around because he was threatened. Jackie, what are the odds that I turn on an episode?

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1657.974

The exact same thing happened. And what was even weirder was that the dynamics of the coaches are very interesting. So this guy comes on, he has an amazing voice. He's doing, you know, somewhere beyond the sea. Not that song exactly, but like the vibe. And Kelsey really likes him. And Adam Levine is like, Kelsey, you should do it and block him.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1678.069

ballerini is a judge yes she's a judge adam levine is too and i feel like adam levine hates michael buble because he goes to kelsey he's like kelsey because she's gonna press her button block michael buble you get one block and so kelsey was like no he's not gonna choose him like they know that he's so crazy he doesn't choose him but it turns out michael buble knows this guy he follows him on social media because they're like you know he they a lot of these a

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

168.92

When I think of like famous boxers.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1705.376

And a lot of these shows like take from social media. So they take people who have like a couple hundred thousand followers posting singing covers. So this guy has like a little bit of an audience and a little bit of a career already. Michael Bublé knows him, follows him and does.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1721.694

He said that he knew him like from his voice. Yeah. Yeah. So he turns around and he says the reason why he didn't choose him, he's always coming up with fake, stupid reasons. The reason why he didn't choose him is because, you know, he's so close to the genre and he really wants people who sing the genre to be historically accurate with how they sing the songs.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1741.796

And I guess like the Frank Sinatras of that time, they didn't sing with vibrato. So vibrato is like when you hold a note and you kind of like shake it. So like somewhere. Thank you.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1755.982

And so Michael Bublé, wait, Jackie, Michael Bublé gets on stage and is like, you know, band, pick it up. And he's like, and you should have done this. And he started, Jackie, like it was so, how anybody doesn't see, this man is such a crazy narcissist. And I'm telling you, Adam Levine and Kelsey Ballerini, like they're picking up on it. Like she knew, she's like, I'm not going to waste my block.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1777.113

He doesn't choose people who actually threaten him.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1798.204

No, they're famous impersonators. Yeah. Yeah. No, I completely agree. And he's just like, He's kind of like, he gatekeeps the genre.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1808.343

I can't stand him. Damn. Yeah, hate.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1843.467

So I did because there have been rumors about this show for a while.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1856.844

But it was also confusing because half the cast is not Bravo Nepo babies. Right. One, Amira, this girl I like from TikTok, she's like a makeup TikToker. She's on it. So it's like a blend of Nepo, Bravo's, but also just like NYC people. And I have to say, like, Bravo does not do a good job of casting in New York City. It's just not something they succeed at. They don't.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

186.603

Well, you know, then we're getting into the MMA.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1880.319

New York is filled with interesting, wealthy people, and I feel like they're always missing the mark. So it's too soon to tell, obviously. We know what we know about Gia. I think Gia's actually a very good reality star. I think she's been making her mark on Jersey. She'll be good. I don't know that Brooks Marks has what it takes. I love Ariana Bierman.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1900.362

I don't know that she has what it takes either. Same with Riley. These are just kind of people who have been real background actors, and I don't know if they know how to step into the light.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1919.202

You know, like I feel like, yeah, she's like. But Jackie, she's 21. What is she going to be doing in a house with 47-year-old Kyle Cook?

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1925.507

That's where Summer House gets weird.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1938.597

I actually could of all I think the cast in general I couldn't see any of them like really succeeding on reality TV except Gia because she has stepped into more of just like a more than a daughter role in the last couple of years she had beef with Melissa she had beef with she's had like on-camera spats like she's officially a cast member yeah so here's who's on the show Ariana Bierman she's leaving Atlanta for the first time she's got her high school boyfriend with her can she translate her peach holding sensibilities to big city life yeah

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1987.131

It's always so interesting to me because you forget that like Beyond Housewives, she's like a deeply acclaimed music producer. Do you know Othello on Broadway? Everyone's talking about it.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

2005.097

Like it's her show. She's just like really legit.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

2025.473

for whatever, I don't know what the show is supposed to be. Is it just like Rich Kids in New York? Is it Bravo Next Gen? I'm not sure what it is, but if it was a Rich Kids of Beverly Hills at New York edition, she's a great casting. Both of her parents are really famous and really rich.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

2063.103

I feel like that's like a title, you know? Yeah. Because she's like a full-time, really big TikToker.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

209.049

Yeah, right, where they're like actually humping each other. Perfect for hump day. I will genuinely never understand the difference between like – actually, the only one I can differentiate is WWE. That's like fake. Of course. Kids love it. No one's actually getting hurt. Total Bellas. WWE, UFC, MMA, like I don't understand the difference. But I know UFC is like – Is MMA.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

2098.665

No, she also just launched a podcast.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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That's nice. She got her boyfriend cast on the show, too.

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That's also concerning, but that's very New York.

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Me too. I think it's better that it's not like a strictly Bravo kids show. That's what I thought. I think that's what everyone thought it was going to be. The fact that they expanded a little bit just to be like a young New York show kind of maybe an attempt to be what like Vanderpump Rules of the West Coast or Southern Charm. I think that's good.

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But I don't know why New York Bravo shows about New York like are not good.

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Obviously, the Real Housewives of New York. Right, NYC Prep. The Real Housewives of New York reboot is not good. Summer House is not New York City proper. But even the first couple of years of Summer House, they could not figure out who the fuck to cast. It was just this revolving door of freaks.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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What network was... MTV. What's his name? No, Magic Johnson's son. What's his name? EJ. EJ. And he had like this fab crew of New York swirlies.

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Yeah, yeah. It didn't do well either. It's a tough city to film in, honestly.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

The Toast

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No, we could definitely Google this, but I feel like I'm having fun in the unknown, you know?

The Toast

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It's not. Maybe like once a year when there's a fight on that has some sort of celebrity connection, like when Jake Paul does it, or... Tommy Fury.

The Toast

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Right, Logan 2. Did you see, actually, that their HBO Max reality show has debuted?

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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Well, I can tell you the clips that I've seen, like everybody's talking about this one particular storyline between Logan and Nina where it's her birthday and he ends up getting her like a crocodile Birkin, which is like, oh my God. But it's the day of her birthday and he like forgot to get her a gift. And she's like, did you get me a present? And he was like, yeah. And he like lies to her.

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7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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So it's like actually not romantic at all. The bag is sick. And he overspends because he seriously had like an hour in New York to go get a gift from like this fancy vintage shop.

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Yeah, and seriously, may this type of medical disease never find me. It's horrible. Yeah. Did you ever have acid reflux before pregnancy?

The Toast

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I didn't even know what it was. I just thought it was similar to heartburn. It's so much worse.

The Toast

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horrible yeah it really is so i actually really am sympathetic to keenan you know that's my boy yeah and did his uber driver like ever mention any of this any of this he did say that keenan struggles privately more than you know and just to like go easy on him for that um but he didn't go into specifics obviously he respects the attorney client privilege yeah that's really sad yeah but i love keenan but good to know that gert is a thing

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7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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Yes, I love an acronym. I love an acronym that like has a vowel that so you can like say it. Do you know what I mean? Like you can't say like, I guess you could say like ASPCA.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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Right, when you can actually say, oh, that's like, we were just talking about Remy's...

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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The type of surgery she got was like S-A-D-E and they call it Sadie. I love, maybe it's because, you know, I'm like, I'm a very phonetic person.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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We do. We love acronyms. Literally, we're having a BFL after this.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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Yes, because we have to go to the doctor and, you know, I can't go on an empty stomach.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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No, no. I'm not kind of over that spot. Oh, you're wrong for that. No, I know. But we are having like a BFL. I love like acronyms. And that's why like that Jake Shane TikTok series he does, Nimming. We're Nimming. And he's like, I-A-S-H. I'm so hungry. Like, it's seriously me and Ben. I love it.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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I know it was kind of sad, though. I feel like up until this point, I've known nothing about Nina and Paul. Comma Logan. As like a couple. And I've just always felt I'm like everything people think about them like is wrong. Like they're really like and he's a change man. Some of the clips I was seeing, I'm like, oh, no, that's like exactly what I thought you are. You know?

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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The Toast

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7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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Sometimes it's a work thing, and I just want to be in a nice hotel that I can get a high floor and a great view and good room service and just be by myself. Maybe they have a spa. Sometimes I vacation with my husband. Maybe we want to do like, you know, a kids free beachfront property and we'll do that together. But then that sounds very, you know, swingers.

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7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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Yes. But I think- But there also hasn't been a lot.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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And he showed the video of his wife giving birth nude and he wanted Blake to give birth nude.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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Okay, having said that, not to be contrarian.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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Yeah, because at the end of the day, material items matter more than being thought of.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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He said it's just that it was it was unordinary.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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But it was definitely sad to watch. Because she was like, I'm glad you did get me a present. You always forget.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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I know everybody thinks I'm like so team Blake and like unable to see. I don't agree with one thing this guy said. Like if you could go through one more time all of his points, I could dispute every single one of them. And just because he perceives like he's not the one who's nude. It wasn't weird.

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7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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So by the way, I feel like that's really misleading because yes. So you're standing next to Blake live. You can't see anything. He's a doctor. He's in between a vagina. So her wearing a hospital gown doesn't mean anything. Yeah.

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7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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I guess if you're wearing little black shorts and there's like a, you're a man in, in between your legs, like that's like pretty intimate, you know, her torso being covered. That doesn't matter. We're talking about her vagina. Yeah.

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7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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Yes, it is. I have to imagine like under the gown, they would have to be biker. Yeah. I don't know. I just feel like everything he's saying is like, well, it's easy for you to say you're not the one in the seat.

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7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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I'm not sure at what point he told her the truth, whether it was with the audience or maybe the next day. But she got a Birkin. So we all have to come to Birkins in our own ways.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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And I don't agree that him being cast for the role is normal.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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Because it's like a sensitive scene, just go by the book. It being your friend, I actually maintain that that's weird.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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It does. I mean, everything that she alleged had the sting has been taken out. There has been like a very effective response to all of her claims and she has not really formally responded. I don't know if she's waiting for court or whatever. But yes, everything that she alleged that when we first read it was like, oh, the astroturfing, like all of it.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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It all seems to have like sort of there seems to be an answer for everything. Yeah. I'm just not so easily swayed. I know people don't like my thoughts on this, but I'm just not.

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7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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I just want to be clear. I'm not standing my ground because I don't want to be wrong. Like sometimes like, you know, you have to admit like I have yet to see something like so foolproof. And like, I don't know if this lady's saying like this guy's freaky and I've always got like weird freaky vibes from him. Like, you know what? I'm going to believe it until I really have a reason not to.

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7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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No, but maybe like, well, I also think like the words we use for stuff like have sort of lost their meaning because I think something can be inappropriate without it being sexual harassment. And maybe like, you know, it's not by the book and it made her uncomfortable, but is that sexual harassment? I don't know.

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7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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No, but – and the thing is, like, I don't even feel a particular way, like, about Blake Lively. I feel like up until this thing, like, I never even – I definitely – like, my bias is that I think Justin Baldoni is freaky. And I've always thought there was, like, something weird about him. I don't like his, like, brand of feminism and his man bun. Like – having a podcast.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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Like I definitely come into, I come into this with preconceived notions about him in a negative way, but I don't like Stan Blake lively, even though she's like Taylor's best friend. Like I've never like been a huge fan of her and Ryan. A lot of bad friends. She's actually bad at choosing friends. Like who are famous. That's I would never choose the people that she chooses. Like, so I don't know.

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7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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I don't even feel like this. And I'm not one of these women who are like, you know, believe everything women say. Like some women lie for sure. Um, I don't know why. I'm just, I haven't been moved yet. And I'm open to being moved. I've yet to see something like that compelling. I don't know, him just being like, it wasn't uncomfortable. How the fuck do you know?

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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You're the one with your hands in someone's vagina. Like, get out of here. Scram. It's just not your business to decide what's comfortable and not. Like, you can say facts about what she was wearing.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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Yes, I am 100% reserving judgment on this. I will admit that I was wrong, if I am wrong, during trial. I can't keep up with the court of public opinion, especially when one person is very actively... There is a well-thought-out strategy and campaign from Justin Baldoni's team to clear his name, whereas Blake seems to be not responding and waiting until trial. So... I am really reserving.

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7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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If I'm wrong, I will be happy to say that I was wrong. I want to be completely honest about that. I don't know. I don't feel like I am. But I never feel like I'm wrong, you know? As you shouldn't. Such is life as Turney Lou.

The Toast

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No, he went to like a, like it was like this very kind of a collector's item, kind of like a Hamisher Schlemmer type of store.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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If you don't know Jackie Siegel you guys ain't living give Jackie Siegel a reality show.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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Tell everyone like what the documentary Queen of Versailles is about. It's really interesting.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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They live in a house that's big and beautiful. I think that the property itself sold years later. I don't think that's where they ended up living once they recovered. It was very Schitt's Creek. I actually think a lot of the early seasons of Schitt's Creek was like inspired by them, at least the house.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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Yeah, he went to like a fancy, but it was like a, no, it was like a classic like Instagram guy. Do you know what I mean?

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7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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They were also like a couple that I felt, you know, We're in love, you know? I think when you see people that wealthy. Right.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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She wasn't so young. She wasn't like 20, but she was like 40. And what was he like 70?

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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I didn't know about all the other things like that they had a kid who passed away and then her sister too.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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Kind of. He had like a private showroom. He was actually Jewish. He was religious. His name was like Yossi or something.

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7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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She's a great follow on Instagram.

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7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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Kristen Chenoweth. You don't cast Kristen Chenoweth to not sing. No, it's true. And if Kristen Chenoweth is cast in it, that means like Broadway bigwigs or like it has good investors, good producers, good theater, everything.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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Broadway's really having a moment. So everyone's talking about Othello. And like, I feel like it's having a moment across like a multitude of plays. So Othello with Denzel Washington. Nicole Scherzinger. Yeah, Sunset Boulevard. Jonathan Groff is in a new show that everyone's talking about. He's playing Bobby Darin. So it's all like old school music, very Michael Bublé-like. And...

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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Gracie Lawrence, the girl who replaced Renee Rapp in Sex Lives, is in it too. Oh, cool. Then there was just a new show. Everyone was there. Did you see Kaia Gerber on Broadway?

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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What show was that? Good Day. It was called... I'll look. Oh, George Clooney's in it. That's why. That's why they went. The show is called... Good night and good luck. Good night and good luck.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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Well, I've changed, but Broadway remains the same. I hate Broadway shows.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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You know? Maybe he wants to do a deal. Right. So it's Wednesday. We have stories. We did have a Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recap until I found out that Jackie didn't watch. And let me tell you, like, you guys are missing nothing. It was really giving part two, you know?

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7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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fucking love richard kind i'm shocked that you know him by name i only know him of course i do he's from curb yeah but he was also in that show amazon prime show red oaks that we loved they need to bring that show back he's been in everything like i he's a true working actor he probably goes to the grocery store he's totally fine maybe some people ask him for pictures because he is in everything he goes to barney green grass if he goes to like yeah al's daily you can't walk into zay park's

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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No, no. He's like a Jewish king, but he's so classic.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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That is the last Broadway show that I saw.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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It actually wasn't on Broadway. It was off 8th.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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No, actually, it really wasn't. It was Hell's Kitchen.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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That's also a big Broadway show. Alicia Keys music is in a show called Hell's Kitchen. Yeah. Broadway's definitely having like a revival.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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That's our show, you guys. I'm so hungry. I know.

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The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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Of course. And I will accept my payment because I did watch it. And if I knew that I didn't have to, I wouldn't have suffered through it. But the payment was a picture of Harry in your bed. And you know what? The check cleared. We are square.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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And you truly missed nothing. Like they had Jennifer Tilly on.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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Yeah, it's like the more things change, the more they stay the same.

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7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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Which like I like her. And actually I like her even more after her time on the reunion. But like she, talk about not needing to be at a reunion. She had no drama to like answer to. So they pulled this like one random thing she said on like a Bravo digital web after show.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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And it was just basically saying that she was shocked to hear that PK is staying at the Beverly Hills Hotel because it's really expensive.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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Yeah, of course. But that's her big drama. She had to apologize. Like, it was so stupid. But what I didn't know is that she's a huge Housewives fan, like a super fan. And she's like talking about the differences of like watching it versus being a part of it. It wasn't that interesting.

The Toast

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We shall tonight watch Summer House.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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So we get our Fridays back. What should we do with all of our free time?

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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I mean, if you could start like LARPing your own nickname. I'm sorry. I'm not good with nicknames. You're lucky I came up with Folay.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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What else can I tell you before we are forced to talk about others? Did you see I made a naysay last night? I saw that you made a naysay last night. And I was like, I got left home alone. Ben went out to dinner with his parents. I'm eating like shitty leftovers.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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I was, of course. And I planned to go, but at four o'clock, like I just dropped dead. Like I was seriously not okay. And like, to be honest, if I felt the way that I felt and they were going to like McDonald's, I would have went. But the restaurant they were going to, I knew I couldn't really be fat at. It was Greek. You don't like Greek. You know I hate Avra.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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Even though it's so good, it's a beautiful restaurant.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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Everyone loves Avra. It's just like, I don't like Greek food. I can't really be indulgent.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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Right. Ben was like, let me know if you want to come, if you're feeling well. He was very understanding.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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Avra. Oh my God. So I was like, I wanted to go because... But like the idea that I would like suffer, cause just being out of the house after four o'clock is suffering for me. And I wouldn't even get like a big fat juicy meal. It wasn't enough to take the risk. And I would be in this uncomfortable chair.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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And then when Ben got home so late, by the way, he was like, no, it's so much better that you didn't come. I was like, okay. He said the best time. Also, his sister couldn't come because she was sick and she didn't want to get me sick. She didn't want to get Ben's parents sick.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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So it just ended up being, it was supposed to be celebrating a little belated Ben's birthday because he hadn't seen his family for his birthday.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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Yeah, he had an only child night. They had cocktails. He was like, we just had the best time. He was being kind of annoying. I don't know if he was trying to make me jealous. It was kind of working. That's really funny. He was like, it was just amazing. My parents are the best. And I was like, yeah, yeah. He was like, I'm like, was it like, sorry that I didn't come. He's like, no, it's fine.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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I would love to know where you'd end up with a friend named Jackie.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

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a thousand percent and you know me like a good feeling when i hit like a time where i need to go i'm like we have to go yeah but they're kicking they're kicking they had cocktails so it was better but he just kept saying like it's actually better that you didn't come okay oh he said like his father repeating hurtful things twice not even twice like four times i was like okay so what did you eat for dinner

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I had leftover tacos, which were still good. But then I was tapping through your Instagram story. I'm like, oh, she's having homemade wares and I'm eating like seriously out of a Tupperware.

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You did inspire me to watch Ina, which is what I watched while I ate my leftover tacos.

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The places it would take you. Oh, the places you'll go.

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There's just something, even though I... She's the vibe. If you watch too much of anything, you'll start to hate. And so I am starting to hate Ina. And I noticed like her little flaws. Like she actually doesn't try her own food. Except last night she made her signature chocolate chip cookies and they looked...

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so good and she ate the whole thing so I'm like oh so you do eat but she doesn't eat any of her other shit

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It's literally science. Like every reaction has an equal and opposite reaction.

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Very lessons in chemistry. A little N-A-C-L. I love that. We got to talk more about the periodic table.

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You know, because I'm feeling like borium. You are borium. Yeah. And I feel like we're not talking enough about potassium like as a society.

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I'm feeling nervous. So for any of our listeners who are either new or don't know some of the rules of Passover, it's a beautiful time. It's a great holiday. But it is like 10 days where you're not supposed to eat any leavened. Is it?

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It feels like 100. That's why. I almost said three weeks. That's what it feels like. It's a certain period of time where, you know, out of respect for what our ancestors went through, being kicked out of Egypt before their bread had time to rise, you're not supposed to eat anything leavened. So that's pretty much all carbs, all bread, anything like, you know, with gluten in it. Yeah.

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Let me tell you, that shit is so hard. And I think in like the last couple of years, I've had an easier time because I've been like dieting and on Ozempic. So I just have like less cravings. Any food restrictions haven't been such a big deal for me.

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But I, there must be like a prenatal makhloket where you don't have to, the idea of not eating bread.

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And like we need more, we need more hate for Passover.

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In no way is it even close to how bad Yom Kippur is.

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Yom Kippur is like a full fast day. Like it's horrible. And over the course of Passover, you find yourself leaning on things like potatoes, right?

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Potatoes are not leavened. I mean, potatoes are not bread. Potatoes are a vegetable. Yeah, you think of them as like bread, but they're not. It's totally safe. And in certain denominations of Judaism, like whether you're Syrian or, you know, my Moroccan side, they have different rules. Like you can have rice in some communities. You can have corn. Yeah. We're Ashkenaz.

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Like, we take it so seriously. Like, we can't have anything. And I have to look. Maybe I'll chat with the rabbi. I need to get some sort of exemption. It's so unfathomable that I would go eight days without having any carbs or bread.

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Still intact as far as I know. And even though it's still really early, I'm really wiping with a lot of intent. Do you know what I mean? Which I feel like is good at this point in pregnancy. It's important to know what's going on down there. Headed to the doctor today. Going to see if the baby's flipped. I can tell you he definitely hasn't.

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Yeah, but you know, Ben is like a little like, he's like judging, you know?

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Yeah, something about Passover. Maybe he just like always looks forward to, he's always trying to diet and like he can't. But this is like from God. It's divine. And he's like a little, he's like, well, you know that soda has corn syrup in it. I'm like, oh, fuck off.

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Which I think as a pregnant person, it actually is like unsafe for me to eat matzah. It's a real binder. And I'm already like not having like the most amazing digestion. And I just don't think like stocking up. Correct. I don't think stocking up on matzah is like good for me or the baby. And that I'm actually being serious about.

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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Honestly, I am. And for me, it's less like, out of the goodness of my heart and more so like, well, it's just sitting there. Right. You know? Right, right, right. Before we dive in would be RDH, not to mention the absolute like biblical level of atrocities happening in Los Angeles right now.

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I don't think either one of them cheated and I'm not like desperately surprised by this or I'm definitely not upset. I think like, the future holds great things for Kaya Gerber. And I do actually think that this relationship was starting to hold her back. Like at the height of Elvis, it was all good, right? Yeah, yeah.

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She was dating Jacob Elordi and then she hopped over to Austin and they fell in love and he was having this moment and it was great. But, and we've spoken about this at length. I'm not gonna, you know, wax on about why I dislike Austin Butler just from like a personality perspective. He's never done anything to personally offend me. But I think that now he's like annoying.

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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I think it's kind of like a little bit, This is going to sound mean. I feel like it's like a little bit of a joke. Everybody's just always making fun of like his voice and Elvis. I don't know. I feel as though he like squandered a little bit like that moment. He could have gone.

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I didn't see him at the Golden Globes table. Yeah, I'm just saying he didn't pop off in the way that you would have expected somebody to after that type of.

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moment with Elvis so I feel that now Kaya Gerber can go on to do bigger and better things and as like one of the world's leading models and nepo babies who you date is a huge part of your career it is it's fascinating to me and I'm happy to lay this to rest

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And I remember the last time we were talking about Austin Butler, he was cast. Remember, we just were talking about that as a story. He was cast as... Someone.

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And she doesn't want to be around for the method acting. Well, not only that, but I had referred to her as his fiance. Like, I did actually think that they were engaged. So they did reach this inflection point where like, if you're not growing together, you're growing apart. And so this is actually not surprising to me at all. Yeah. And I'm happy about it. Sorry.

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I feel like I'm seeing so much stuff because so much happened overnight, but these wildfires that have like literally ravaged entire communities. And I feel like this happens, like it's definitely seasonal. I feel like we talk about it once a year, but this one definitely feels bigger and different and really scary and like unstoppable.

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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And you know who else is happy about it? Even though I know she's like too busy being happy. Olivia Jane? No. Vanessa. Vanessa. Don't forget the Ann Hudgens. That to me is one of the greatest injustices in Hollywood. And I know she's moved on. She's literally married with a baby. I know she's like genuinely happy. But what was done to her?

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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It doesn't mean you haven't moved on if you're like happy that the person who wronged you is now being wronged. Sorry. Like that's just, that's life. I don't believe in like happiness to everyone. I'm healed. No, bitch. No. So I hope she's having a good day.

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The way I had envisioned it was like mutual, but like definitely Paige is not wanting to progress. Like him basically being like, listen, I am at this point in my life. I want to get married and have kids and I want to do it with you. Her being like, I'm not there yet. And so then both being like, well, we're at a standstill. So I...

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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Yes, yes, definitely. I also, I've never been through like a breakup. And Paige and Craig feel like, they just kind of reminded me a lot of me and Ben, just like personality wise, like really nice guy, like girls, like funny and like bitchy and like, you know, strong personality. I mean, bitchy in a good way. Right, right, right. Not me comparing myself to Paige. Yeah.

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And it gives me such a pit because like just the footage of it is so-

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And the video made me so sad. Like, yeah, that is literally like your life partner. You like, they literally live together in multiple States, but they, it made me so sad. I've never experienced a breakup in the way he was just talking about it. I was like, damn, that sucks. No.

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apocalyptic it's like literally things you see in a movie and it's so sad I know we have like a lot of listeners who live in the area and who are either evacuating or and you know what else like these whenever we talk about this I feel like in LA it always also like really highlights because we're always like reporting I even saw this morning like so sad Spencer and Heidi's entire house burned down like obviously that's so sad but they got out their kids like they're okay um I feel like it also really highlights like the discrepancy between like rich and poor in LA because like literally these celebrities are out like

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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And Paige had also spoken briefly on her podcast about the fallout from the breakup and just how like there's so many rumors about her. Nothing really bothers her. But the one thing she wanted to address is like people saying that she was like dating Marcello from SNL and cheated on Craig with him. And she's like, that's just not true. And I actually had to text Marcello because I felt so weird.

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Like she's like, I've never, I had only texted him once before in my life. Like I actually felt so weird, but you like want to apologize when like all this drama, he's like, I don't even know. She said like, he might have a girlfriend. Like I feel weird. So rumor cleared. What was that, Duvall?

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Well, it sounded like not out of the realm of possibility for him because he's friends with Hannah.

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So that's like the connection.

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No, but I think this Craig video- I think Paige and her fans are perceiving this video as like trying to make Paige into the villain, like throwing her under the bus a little bit. And everyone's like, he's saying he was blindsided, but were you just blind? And then Craig and his fans being like, Craig is a victim. Like, look at him, sweet little man in his oasis.

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Another thing about, and I don't watch Southern Charm, but I know, especially when Craig came on the podcast and talked to us about how like, he's really-

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evolved past a lot of his castmates just in terms of maturity and growth and a lot of that had to do with being in a happy relationship and thinking about the future and it pains me to like think about how he's kind of was in such a different place than so many of his like male friends from the show and like not that he's left them behind but he's sort of carved out a new life for himself and now like he's in that life alone like he's is he gonna have to like crawl back to austin and be like let's go out

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But you had said a couple of days ago that you wouldn't be surprised if. if like a couple of months go by and these two realize that like, it wasn't the right choice. Yada, yada. Cause that's when we thought it was like amicable. I don't feel that way anymore.

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We're just a couple of squares here. It's hump day. Don't forget to hump someone you love. And speaking of somebody I love and who I'm hoping isn't too mad at me right now. Why would I be mad at you? Because I took the sweater from your closet and brought it home with me. What sweater is that? It's a hatch maternity cardigan.

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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I do see it. I see both. I don't even know which one I see more. Austin like, okay, Paige like needs a guy like Austin and Craig needs a girl like Kaya. And Kaya kind of needs a guy like Craig. She's kind of a homebody. She's kind of a nerd. Very like family first, very Hamish, salt of the earth energy, even though I've literally never met her. She likes to read. She read a book once, yeah.

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with their helicopters, just like jetting out. Yeah. Going to their other house. And then like literally people who are in the hospital running on foot. Like it makes me, abandoning cars on the highway. Like it makes me so sad. Like the discrepancy between like what just people, what people live like in that area.

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What if we just did, what if we just swapped? White swap. Yeah. But you know, it does feel like a third big celebrity breakup is going to come at us. Like these things happen in threes. Okay. So then maybe we could add more names to the mix. Let's cross our fingers. Who do we hope is next? Who's dating? Selena and Benny. Okay. No, I like them together. Okay, okay. Sound off in the comments.

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Who do you want to break up next?

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Like, he kicked the hornet's nest, and now, like... Oh, yeah, he didn't even know what he was doing when he broke up with Brianna Chicken Fry.

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Yeah, that's why I say he kicked the hornet's nest. I understand. Yes, I watched this whole video because you know how much money other podcasters make is my favorite subject in the world.

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I was like, Jackie, you have to watch this TikTok. I tried to download and send it to you, but Dave Portnoy's video was too long. Yeah.

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And so funny, because the clips that I had seen going around were her talking about Brianna. I didn't even see, like... actually any of the clips of her talking about how much she got paid at Barstool. And I actually thought her speaking about Brianna was really like, it was respectful. Like it felt like perhaps these two could come back. It wasn't like a knock down drag out.

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I mean everywhere, but in LA specifically with all the celebrities, it gives me such a pick.

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She really didn't say anything bad. The whole thing was just like kind of had a sad undertone to it. So I was like, oh, okay. I didn't even see the Barstool stuff until Dave posted this video. Cause he was mad about some of the things Grace had said regarding her compensation package at Barstool.

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And then she, Theo pushed her and was like, well, you made like an annual salary. Well, you made like an annual, you had an annual contract. And she was like, oh yeah, I had a salary. So it first made it sound like she was doing the work for free.

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There is like a. kind of a stereotype that like they don't pay their talent very well and that if you work at Barstool, you're taking a pay cut from if you were doing it anywhere else, like for yourself.

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It's a really interesting setup they have and not a lot of I actually don't know anyone else, any other media company that does it that way. They salary all their talent, which almost no talent makes a salary. And they also help facilitate brand deals for the talent on their social media, sponsorships at like different shows and stuff. And then they have like a rev share.

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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So he had shared that Grace was getting 70% of her social media, I'm sure. the bigger you are, the better contract you have, you can get 80, 90, but 70 is actually like a- 70 is pretty industry standard.

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And I think that people I've seen, like, you know, when I was reading the comments, it's like, oh my God, that's so much money. And then people being like quarter of a million for an influencer. I think that a lot of people like see Grace now as she's nationally recognized, right? She's on Theo Vaughn, like one of the biggest podcasts at the time.

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And this is what we were saying on Patreon that was so interesting. We're talking about Plan Brie, Plan Brie, Plan Brie, that podcast, like it's called Her Daddy, right? It's really important to note at the time, it's a relatively small show. It's not unsuccessful. You can look at their numbers on YouTube, which I believe is their strongest platform.

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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It wasn't like a gangbusters, you know, million downloads per episode. It's a kind of... I want to say it's an average size podcast. So at the time, now seeing Grace, oh my God, making $250,000 a year, she's a bigger star than that. At the time, the work that you were doing and you get paid for like your output, which is PlanBri, it was kind of a small successful show, but small.

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250 salary, like, and you know, no matter how bad or good the show does. 175 salary for the show. Yeah, sorry. That's actually very good. If you were doing that podcast of that size at like another network where you just earn, you keep everything you earn. I don't know their numbers, but based on what I think that they are, like you would be making less than that.

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Yeah, like let's say they took Plan Brie to podcast one. They got a good deal. They did it. Had somebody selling ads for them. You get a rev share. You keep like most of your revenue and they're splitting it.

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And it's just a really terrible thing. It really is. And just like firefighters are the most brave people in the entire world. And I'm just praying for them and their families and like, may this end swiftly. Yeah. Agreed. Although it doesn't appear to be the case. So just wanted to like, it feels like to open your phone and like, that's all I'm seeing that this feels so trivial.

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Remember their contracts? They were nobodies. They signed to Barstool for three years and it was $65,000 a year.

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It was a mid-tier successful show.

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No, I agree. And like you have to think about when you're an influencer and you decide to go to Barstool, you have to think about what you're getting from that, which is like a million eyeballs who never would have heard of you. But you're also giving up for sure different opportunities of being like a freelance influencer, going to whatever events you want to be, any brand deals you want.

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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And so there is a little bit of a... Push pull. Trade off. Yeah. And so I had thought that like you get a, when Dave made that video, I was like, oh damn, I wonder what he's going to say. Cause it's probably like 50, $60,000 a year. Cause I knew what the caller daddy girls had gotten. And I was shocked when he said 175.

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It's much more than I had thought, especially just that salary was to do the podcast.

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That goes to Barstool. But then he had said that one of Barstool's things they do is they sell sponsorships for live shows. So there was probably, I think it was like Pirate Water, like that something that sponsored their tour. I don't know why Grace wouldn't get a piece of that.

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If she's the one like actively traveling and doing the work too.

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That's true. Actually. And you also just think about like all the barstool shows that do live podcasts. A lot of them do chicks in the office. Like those shows, the talent, the hosts don't get the ticket sales. You work for a big company. I was thinking that maybe Brianna was getting the ticket sales. No, nobody was. They both were getting salaried and working for their company.

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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The chicks in the office have been there for so long. They definitely have an amazing contract. Like they seem really happy. They seem really happy. But they like, they were, you know, small potatoes at one point too. And they've worked hard and they're the biggest female show at that, I'd love to hear from them on this. I feel like they stay out of drama. Like I feel like they do really well.

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And that's been like huge to their benefit. Like there's so much Barstool drama. They never get involved. They show up every day and they do their jobs.

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Yeah. Well, wait, there was one more thing I wanted to say. Oh, I did feel, now when we look at Grace and Brianna, like they're equals, right? In terms of fame, success, followers, engagement. Like they really are on equal playing fields. So for Grace to say on Theo Vaughn, like my buddy was making a lot more than me, that's like so fucked up, right? And I'm glad that David dressed it.

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So I just wanted to like acknowledge that. Yeah, stay safe. Seriously, and evacuate. Like if you're being told to evacuate, it's for a reason. Right, right, right, right. So important to listen to evacuation policy.

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And it is kind of... It's misleading to say because the implication is that we were doing equal work and we were of equal stature and equal size and equal followership and getting paid differently, which is inherently wrong. It's morally bankrupt to do. But that's not the case. It is now.

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But at the time when she was brought on, she was, I hate this word, but like before things went sour, she was very much like, Brianna's like sidekick, right? Yeah. I hate that word. It's like, it's so derogatory. I'm sorry. That's not what I meant. I mean like, um, there are so many podcasts that have support.

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Do they make the same as Nick Vile? Vile Files? No. I feel like this is exactly what happened with Call Her Daddy. Every time we were like reporting on it, we were getting further and further away from the potential of these two. Reuniting. Reuniting. And this is technically between Grace and Dave. So maybe it doesn't impact the Brianna of it all.

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But Dave like really does a lot of the time speak on behalf of Brianna.

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Yeah, between Dave and her. Like Brianna and her were always whatever, but you're right. And Dave actually said in his video that he was like pissed about what he saw on Theobald and he texted Grace. I wish he told us how that conversation went, but he confronted her like directly.

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Oh, and not the mayor of LA being like out of town, yikes.

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Yeah, you don't have to pay for production. As a podcaster, like everything, social clips, audio editing, studio rentals, that's all on you. And that's one of the

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benefits of working at Barstool is like you have access to the best tech in the world and you don't have to spend a dollar like so it's like we were saying it's push-pull risk reward like yeah you're giving up opportunities to do x y and z but you don't have to take on the the financial risk that is launching your own show.

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Yeah. I'm just feeling like actually recently like targeting a lot of mayors, you know, that's like kind of my thing.

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And nobody said anything. Right. Dave was like, we let her do her stand up without like, you know, intervening. I feel like what I took away from this saga, cause I definitely was the type of person who thought like Barstool paid their employees, like actual pennies on the dollar. Like I, that my takeaway is that Barstool, not only salaries, but also like their pay structure.

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I didn't even know you could get a cut of your show. Once you earn back your salary. I,

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No, and I feel like there are some people who had shows at Barstool and then went on to do it outside. And we can't include Call Her Daddy in this conversation because the level that it got to was, it was just as big as Barstool. So it kind of is like the exception to this conversation.

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But people who just have had shows at Barstool and then have decided to either leave or do them on their own, like it's, I think, like a slap in the face when you leave and everything is your responsibility financially, but also like booking a studio, you know? Yeah. It's kind of nice. Yeah.

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You don't get paid. It's true. Like you're, that's actually so, so much of this particular line of work, which is fabulous. I'm not complaining is a little bit unstable. Like you earn as much as you earn and that's it. It's not like a, you earn as much as you work. Yeah. So to have like the creative freedom to do podcasts and Instagram stories, but also have a salary to fall back on.

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And I imagine health insurance. That's kind of crazy.

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Even with Call Her Daddy, like they were protesting and they just stopped doing episodes. Yeah. Right. SELPA. Help us, remember? Right. Help us. I'm sorry. They were funny. That was a crazy time. That was one of the best times of my life, honestly. Like, that was just seeing women in podcasting, like, take the world by storm. And then we had something to talk about every day. Yeah.

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Obviously, us with, like, you know, our informed takes, like... That was just a crazy time.

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I'm actually really curious. Well, she's been launched to a new level of stardom. So it would be an unfair comparison, but like, what is she making now? Like with her standup comedy tour, which is super successful, a show she's going to launch and then just like being an influencer, but she's much more famous now because of the scandal.

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So it wouldn't be a fair comparison, like 2025 to 2024 earnings.

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But that's also the New York culture, is to whenever there's any inconvenience in your life, great or small, it is always the mayor's fault. And I love that as a community, we are always collectively like, Just blaming the mayor. But like it is. A thousand percent. You know?

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You know, I'm looking forward to the day when I can do the Dreamland Baby Addery. I plan on being a Dreamland Baby Mama. I love that for you. Yeah, especially you were telling me about the zipper, like how it's a game changer.

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And it's like everyone, no matter what you do for a living, all walks of life, socioeconomic backgrounds, even the greatest of mayors like hate, you know?

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Well, brilliant of her to use the momentum, all the positive feedback from this most recent event to... cinch herself, not only another deal, but one that I'm sure is more. I didn't realize that they paid hosts. Honestly, I thought it was a gig you do like for the opportunity. Yeah. But the Superbowl is sponsored. So actually I believe you do get paid like by Pepsi or Apple music.

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I don't think the NFL pays you, but I think like if you're going to be out here promoting Pepsi, like, yeah.

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Yeah. You're fucking kidding me. That's so crazy because even though like he did a bad job and she did a good job, when they both booked this gig, Nikki Glaser was a bigger star than Jo Koy. Like she's a bigger get.

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No, the NFL does not pay artists directly for performing at the Super Bowl halftime show. Instead, artists are paid on a union scale, which is a minimum wage guaranteed by a union contract like SAG-AFTRA. So contracts, you know, you have to get paid at least like $1,000 a day for it to be legal. The NFL does cover all the costs associated with the show, including production and travel expenses.

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However, artists can still profit from the halftime show in other ways, like increased album sales, streaming, et cetera. So you're right, there is no fee.

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I feel better. Cause like if it was like Jimmy Kimmel who said what he got paid, like for some reason- Hollywood has decided to make him like an enormous star, even though I believe he's undeserving of that due to, you know, lack of talent. So, but if he had gotten, let's say like, you know, $750,000, okay, like fine.

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Oh, that's interesting. Cause like Gerard Carmichael is very funny, but he's really not taken off in the way that people thought he would when he got the Carmichael show. Like he's super talented, but in terms of like stardom, I would say Nikki is a much bigger star than he is.

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Who would you say like was the last good mayor of New York who like everybody agrees was good?

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That's actually a really good point.

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And then based on like your Q score afterwards, you should get a bonus.

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Well earned. I think that to negotiate herself a deal like three days after while people are still- loving it and Golden Globes has confirmed like she is returning. I wouldn't be surprised if they offered her like 750.

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She's gonna continue. She's gonna continue to do like amazing things this year because she has like so much. momentum and wind at her back. So, and the thing about Nikki Glaser that's nice is like, I had like a gig I needed to book someone for, it's always a risk. Like, are they gonna do a good job?

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Not with Nikki, like even when I think she would consider herself like not having done the best job, like everybody would love it. She's just like, she's just good at what she does. You know? But 4HK, okay, not bad. Even though it's a lot of work, like a lot of rehearsals, a lot of writing.

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Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Oh, devastating. Bidding is such sweet sorrow, but we do still have the TV recap, so yes.

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And this was just like adding fuel to the fire of a conspiracy theory that I saw on Twitter that Colin Jost and Scarlett Johansson are in debt. And honestly- When I was just talking about Pop Culture Jeopardy and how weird Colin Jost's presence is, them being in debt actually makes a lot of sense. What are these gigs these two are picking up? So him being in debt makes sense. Her, no. So true.

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She's Transformers or Avengers.

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Yeah, and maybe like marrying Scar Jo wasn't enough.

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But I think like Bloomberg, like everybody like now is like- It was the 2000s. Yeah, it was the 80s. But with Bloomberg, like everybody now would like respects Bloomberg. His legacy is like pretty intact. Let me tell you at the time, every cab driver- He was the worst mayor. Every bodega owner under there by fucking Bloomberg. Like it's just a part of culture here.

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This is weird because like- But that doesn't explain why she's doing this. Yeah, guest hosting the Today Show obviously like is prestigious- But it's kind of a terrible gig. It's super early. It's a lot of hours. It's a lot of research. It's a lot of work. It's a lot of criticism. And for a lot of people, it's like a stepping stone. You know, somebody who's on the rise. This is a huge opportunity.

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I wouldn't say it's a huge opportunity for Scarlett Johansson. It's an opportunity for the Today Show. The fact that she's committed to this.

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Or her and JBH are like friends as like New Yorkers and you're doing it as a favor to a friend.

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Oh, okay. Yeah, maybe, maybe. Just to be sat at the Today Show. That's not bad. Who else are we throwing like names in for? I feel like you have to think about who lives in New York. And so that's another thing. I think they're definitely limited. Someone would come, but like somebody who lives and can come by like on a dime.

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Kiki Palmer's an audition and Kiki Palmer absolutely should get the job. She literally has done the job before. She was in like the 11th hour of GMA or whatever with Michael Strahan and- Sarah. The other swirly. Give her the job. I feel about Kiki Palmer the way I feel about Nikki Glaser. Like truly talented.

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It's not for lack of talent, it's for lack of opportunity. The fact that she hasn't taken the world by storm. And it's not like a risky bet.

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1,000%. What about Andy? Is he going to, I feel like he's just one of the people they just throw in when you need someone.

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Like two daily shows and then a third. He used to host all the time with Kelly Ripa when she was like.

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Looking for a mate. Yeah, it's so true. Two young kids.

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I feel like it was live last night. They did polls. So yeah, it was live. So if they did polls, that's live. But I think they're operating at a once a week live. Because you can tell when the guest is like posting Instagram stories from like a couple of days before. Or when they're actually at midnight still in Tribeca.

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Like you can tell also with the paparazzi pictures, they literally leave the studio in their outfit. It used to be every night there was like paparazzi and people would wait outside. People don't even wait outside anymore because it was filmed at like noon. So, and that's nice for Andy. That's like a, it's like a dad. Like, it's probably so nice to get home by five o'clock.

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It's kind of really a beautiful bipartisan thing we all do that we hate the mayor.

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I think he literally keeps nine to five hours.

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Also, actually, I think it's hard because a lot of the people that would do this, you know, out of the goodness of their heart as like a friend, like would do it for Hoda, like to do it with Hoda. She's the one who's like friends with everyone, I feel like.

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I think the Scarlett Johansson thing is so weird.

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It is. Like if I was Scarlett Johansson, you literally could not pay me to wake up at 4 a.m. every day for a week for like a thankless job.

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I think the theory that you floated that like, she has a big project coming out that particular week is brilliant. That's probably what it is.

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yeah and it's like a project she's really passionate about not like some big movie that doesn't need her to be waking up at 4 a.m every day yeah we shall see that's the latest but make a choice soon jenna what story got the boot twitch drama we have i'm sorry i can't believe you gave that story the boot we have to talk about it okay pull it up pull it up I actually don't have a lot of thoughts.

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I'm curious what other people's thoughts are. I don't watch. I never was like into him on Ellen. I didn't watch So You Think You Can Dance. But this is a man and his wife who are like tons of fans on social media, from the dance community. And there's like a lot of lore here that I'm not personally a part of. But this is really crazy. So Steven, let me tell you the way I came to this story.

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was I saw a tweet from Candace Dillard-Bissett, former Real Housewife of Potomac, kind of coming for Alison, being like, what are you doing airing this man's dirty drawers? She's like, I'm not gonna say it, but, and then she said it. I was like, oh, okay. And then I started seeing it everywhere. I'm like, oh, Candace Dillard-Bissett was onto something.

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Sort of, but what the public was told, and I believe this is the truth, is that he, you know, suffered with his mental health and took his own life. And yeah, It was so shocking because him and his wife, but him in particular, like their whole thing was dance and music and love and joy. And it was just like so in Congress with the public facing persona that we knew.

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And I think a lot of people like took it really hard. He like, yeah, he was just kind of this light to a lot of people. And so- It did oddly, you know, put a lot of attention on his wife and they were like a couple on social media together. They posted a lot, but he was the star.

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And then that created a wave of news stories, everybody picking this up. Well, because there hasn't been a lot of details about his death, and now it's like, well, we're throwing addiction in the mix.

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And sharing little things about her and their situation since his passing that we might not have known. kind of how I believe it was the brother saying that, you know, what's her name? Allison, the wife. Yeah. Allison is keeping Twitch's mom from, from their kids, her grandchildren.

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Can we talk about salt briefly?

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Like it's getting really, the fact that so many public, publicly known, well-known people associated with Twitch, family members, former coworkers are speaking out publicly. Cause I think that if we had done this as a story, we would say like, oh, that's kind of weird. She's sharing journal excerpts, but it wouldn't have become like a real thing. It's becoming a big thing because it's,

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people are literally like other celebrities and other members of his life are calling her out. And then also drawing on the last couple of years of weird behavior, you know, just kind of accusing her of, you know, doing like a little too much press when your husband passes away.

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His last name. Like a lot of thirsty behavior, which, you know, at the time, I think maybe a lot of people thought to themselves in private. Like I, I remember thinking like, Oh, that's like really, like she did a people magazine interview or like a cover, like really somewhat recently after, but everybody creates in their own way.

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So you would never say it, but you think it to yourself, obviously. But now we've said it.

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No, it's really crazy. And everyone like sharing this post, other members from the Say Yes to the Dress.

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And I feel that like seasoning and this is like a big, it's also kind of, uh, it happens a lot on social media and it's like very racial where like white people don't like seasoning and like different cultures are more, it's cultural. It is. It is. Um, and I just want to say like as a Jewish white person and you know, obviously I'm not a cook or anything. Like I think

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Yeah, it's, and then also somebody else from, I believe a different family member saying, not only is this classless and tacky, it's also untrue. Basically saying that Twitch smoked weed and that was something that his wife didn't like and they were like actively arguing about and trying to get him to stop doing, but it wasn't like an addiction to drugs. Got it.

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So that she's also just sort of stretching the truth a little bit. Oh, interesting. Yeah. It was an accusation someone had made, not me. This is like really crazy.

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overnight it's really sad yeah like I think this happens so many you keep things to yourself like if you do keep things to yourself it's always like to protect the kids that's like what the priority always is and I think that's why you know none of this has happened over the last two years but at the point you like do get to a place where it's like you're actively slandering the legacy of someone and if it's your brother like you feel a certain type of way about it and so I'm all for you know keeping family business private but like I don't know I hear them yeah

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yeah crazy but this is also like a blind spot for me in terms of i don't watch so you think you can answer i don't know the players i can't like judge based on character i really don't know these people i agree which was why it was sixth who did and i was like maybe we'll talk about it tomorrow i'm sure more stuff is going to come out yeah but we talked about today no i'm glad i'm glad we talked about it um let's do tv recap the real housewives of beverly hills the swirlies were swirling jackie and i both caught up on

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Okay, because I've been wanting to wear it for a couple of days. I'm like, let me just soften the blow, like not come back from her house and immediately like, show the spoils of my raid.

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the most recent two episodes because I was behind from December um and let me just tell you I continue to be dazzled by Miss Erica Jane like first of all Ben was watching Ben was watching with me and he was obsessed with her home renovation like saga and then I went to her Instagram because this was obviously filmed a year ago like where is the after I want to see what he did with that cabana

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I completely agree. It's like actually makes me emotional for her. Like I'm, I'm actually so happy and proud of her. And every time they flash back to like, And what? Like the years of like really crazy things that she went through. And you look at her now and she like, you can tell like she's just even more like stripped back. She wears like less makeup. She's still like fabulous and everything.

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But she looks so at peace. It's really crazy the journey that she's gone on. And I love her so much.

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A lot of the times, salt is sufficient. Honestly. Salt is enough. It's enough.

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Boz. I loved it. Cause I like, I know that she likes to read better than she likes Sutton, but she has maintained this like level of neutrality. And even in her confessional, she's like, Oh, these women are always fighting. I hate when new housewives do that. It's like, you don't know the

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But Bose took her time, she surveyed, she wanted to get to know people a little bit more. I actually think that was pretty smart of her. And she dipped her toe in, and I thought she was really swift with it.

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A thousand percent. And she was being so hypocritical in that moment. And that's the thing on the Sprinter van, and then at the cowboy party, it's like, You keep making these great declarations of sisterhood while saying the nastiest shit alive. So how do we reconcile that? And Bose was just pointing out the hypocrisy.

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Seriously, how do you say sisterhood, sisterhood, sisterhood, and then you go and say something so mean to somebody who's going through something so hard that you've been through so you know how hard it is. You're using it as a weapon. And I don't like weaponize. Shut up.

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It was really brilliant. So I love to see Bose getting involved. And I feel like Dorit is really tough. Like she can handle a lot and she has Erica supporting her, but not vocally. So to have somebody like step in. Yeah. And this is somebody who I feel like holds power in the group because they're waiting to see like where she falls.

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And everybody's kind of like kissing her ass a little bit, being like, we want to get to know Bose too. So try. Yeah. Dorit invited her over to her home. Dorit went to her home. You have to make a friendship happen. It doesn't just work that way. And so I was really happy to see her getting in there and shaking that thing.

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I, that's probably one of my least favorite tropes, like, keeping around random housewives, and, like, they're trying so hard to have a moment, and it was so clear that that's what that was, that conversation, that group of people, it had literally nothing to do, and then Camille's going on about her house burning down, like, objection, relevance?

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to undermine Dorit and have bring one more enemy to the table so that she doesn't have to do the heavy lifting and like that's the shit that Dorit doesn't like that she's trying to tell us about and why I'm gravitating so much towards Dorit is because she's actually the only person who speaks and makes sense like when Sutton at the Aspen part or not I keep saying the Aspen party the cowgirl party was just like literally saying words that were not English it was so frustrating I feel like Kyle does that a lot too just

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talking for the sake of a scene, not because it's how you feel. And so she's making a lot of sense. Every time someone comes for her, I feel like she has a legit rebuttal. And now with this PK thing, I didn't think about it until actually, who was it? I feel like it was Garcelle who stated like, it's fucking weird.

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Kyle and her confessional saying that PK has been a better friend to me than Dorit has, that's really crazy.

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she said a couple of things that were so crazy. She took a picture with Kesha and was like, oh no, I'm taking a picture with a musician. Let the rumors start. As if the only thing she did was take a picture with Morgan Wade. She had a full blown relationship.

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No, it was really, like, not her gaslighting us that, like, that whole saga didn't happen.

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The whole relationship didn't happen.

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No, now her and Morgan Wade don't talk. Oh, because you broke up. Like, it's just, like, the gaslighting, I don't remember it going down that way. Right.

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That story Garcelle told about Oliver. Wow. I was shocked because I was getting to the point where I'm like, I feel like of all the personal stories, we're getting so much Garcelle, like family, personal work. And it was kind of getting boring. And then they sat down for dinner at Beach House. I actually like the Beach House story.

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When she was telling that story about Oliver, oh my God, I was clutching my pearls. I was like, holy shit, that's such a crazy story.

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She's been, she's on the wrong side of history.

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Yeah, because I think at first it came as like, especially with Erica, we all had a lot of questions. So we were kind of like, thank you, Sutton. Like the only person who's asking like what we all want to know. Like, did you know LA Times? Like all that stuff.

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And Glinda helped it come true. We deserve each other, me and Bach.

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I think- I feel like Dorit has been so open with us.

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No, literally separation. I actually don't need an investigation as an audience member. I feel like Dorit has been incredibly forthcoming.

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There were so many questions around Kyle, not only her divorce with Mauricio, but the Morgan weight of it all. And she was like acting really weird. And so the questions were justified for Erica. There was so many questions, but she was so limited in what she could say. So that must've been so fucking frustrating for her. But this, like I have no further questions.

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I have always been ahead of the trends and genetically, like we all actually suffer from high cholesterol. Our father died of a heart attack. So I don't know how like him dying of a heart attack helps the argument for cholesterol, but whatever. It's a fluke. It's kind of makes sense that I would be so ahead of the trend.

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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You know what was like such an annoying Sutton moment? Like when they all arrived at the pride party and Bose arrives and like the first thing she says, oh, Sutton's like, I like your bracelet. Are you gonna use it as a weapon? Cringe. Like shut up. Like you thought you laid the house down boots and now I just like, I feel uncomfortable.

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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is a is a star we saw a little bit of her dancing on the show you could tell Dorit's so proud like she's one to watch both of her kids are very sweet and look she's she's really oh my god that thing at the end like where she's like listen do you know how hard it is for me to like know you're talking to my husband Kyle when I can barely get in touch with him we're trying to

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co-parent while also shield the kids, because we don't know if we're going to end up getting divorced. Well, you can't shield the kids forever. Shut up.

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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She didn't say she was. And two, I think it's perfectly reasonable to want to shield your kids from your separation. A lot of people get back together. So it's like to torture the kids for what? And they're super young. It's so reasonable. And I feel like she's doing everything she can. Go to tennis. Go to ballet. Put your sunscreen on. She's working so hard. And everybody's just bothering me.

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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No, the only person, like, being compassionate is Bose and Erica. And, like, that's my team. When they were sitting on one side of the couch, it was giving, dweam team. It's, like, literally giving Yolanda, Lisa, and Brandy. It is the dweam team. It is. Dweam team. All right, you guys. That is our show. A nice long one for you. Thank you so much for listening to The Toast.

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We're at a beautiful setting and goodly talented we are. Love ya. Bye.

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There's a rumor going round.

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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Okay. Speaking of what's swirling, literally. I had a pelvic exam yesterday. My coccygenia is not solved. It's not healed. I have learned that I sit incorrectly, whatever. I'm going to physical therapy.

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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I just want to say, I was trying to explain to the doctor. She was like, can you sit this way at work? And you hate to be obnoxious, being like, I'm actually being viewed by millions of people. So I was like, not really. A lot of my work is like on camera. She was like, oh, okay. But this is, if you're watching on YouTube, this is how she told me to sit.

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So if you ever see me sitting like this, just know I'm trying to survive, okay? Spread them. I'm not sitting like this.

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She said you really are supposed to, all human beings, not just pregnant, you aren't really supposed to be off your ass when you sit. All of your weight is supposed to be on the bottom of your thighs. And you're supposed to be leaning forward and engaging your core. But most human beings tend to pull back and relax because of that core muscle.

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Like who wants to be engaging their muscle while they're just trying to sit?

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So she prescribed me, well, not prescribed, referred me to a physical therapist. I'm going to do pelvic floor therapy, whatever. Are you going to take your pants off? Okay. So the lady before the doctor came in was like, take your pants off. and put this gown on. I was like, oh, okay. But it's my vagina, like I'm pregnant. So I was like, I needed to be really specific. I'm like, underwear as well?

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Thank you for your support and for not being angry with me. That's definitely a fun part about being pregnant. People really don't get angry with you.

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No, thank God I asked. Like people really need to be more specific. We need to ask more questions. And I, unfortunately it's a lesson you have to learn the hard way. Cause you have to embarrass yourself once before every time you go to a doctor, a spa, anything, you say, what exactly am I taking? I literally was like socks, question mark. I needed to know everything.

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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But whatever, towards the end, she wanted to feel my pelvic muscles. And did I tell you this? You told me, but you haven't told the world. Have you ever had your pelvic muscles checked?

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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As a woman in my second trimester, like I'm not really that uncomfortable anymore with like certain things going on my vagina. Speculum, a probe, like it is what it is. This pelvic exam was different. It was quite intimate. I literally got fingered. It was so crazy. She put a latex glove on. And by the way, she did everything up to code book.

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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I'm not making an accusation. It's just what it is. She put on a latex glove and then the nurse lubricated just one finger.

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and she literally had to feel all the muscles like in your vagina like up down left right northwest south like everything like oh like completely circular because there's like eight different muscles on all the different walls of your vagina and it was just like so intimate you know and I yeah I have now gotten used to like foreign objects up there medical devices but a hand that's as you say foreign not intimate right a hand is just kind of like

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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husband's zone, you know? What's next, a penis? What's next, a penis? Exactly. So I have to say, she made me feel very comfortable. She's like A plus all around, like for the, I just, I didn't know that there was any part of pregnancy that like you literally get fingered. Yeah, well, you know who's a really big pelvic floor advocate? Let me ask you one more question. Lauren Elizabeth. Yes, she is.

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I was thinking about her yesterday. Reach out to your local influencer. When they check your cervix dilated, hand, what do they use? Hand. Okay. So I'm getting ready.

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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She was like, listen, all these things I'm going to give you might help when you're done being pregnant. Like there's a whole host of things you can do. Like this problem will be solved and I should have taken care of it before I got pregnant. Um, But in the meantime, I'm starting physical therapy. She said it actually might really help or not at all.

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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I was thinking about that the other day. because I was taking stock of my clothing and my life and all these beautiful things that I have, like I really won't be able to get back into for quite some time. And how I kind of feel detached from these things that used to like, I felt kind of possessive over in a material way.

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But even if it doesn't help at all, pelvic floor therapy is really good to do before labor. So it's fine.

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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Oh, and then I tripped like leaving the fucking doctor's office. Like as I was waving goodbye, I was like, thank you so much. And I tripped, she was like, oh, be careful. And like, I wanted to die. Like I just, I was wearing this stupid big platform Uggs. What are you doing? I don't know. Like I'm wearing them today. Oh my God. I really need to stop. And Uggs are not snowshoes. It ain't snowing.

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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I thought you said it was snowing in New York. Like three days ago for like a couple of hours. It didn't even stick.

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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Oh, okay. Cause you really shouldn't wear Uggs. My snow song obviously didn't work. Damn.

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No, I have my moon boots for when it snows. So this is just like chilly. You know, it's 25 degrees today. Feels like eight.

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It's very cold here as well.

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Do you even have like a coat closet in your house? Cause you live in Florida.

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Um. Oh, I know. Like by the guest bathroom. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. There's two closets facing each other. Cool. Cool. That's like a nice thing. about moving out of a cold weather area. Like how much square footage I dedicate to like big puffer jackets. I could build a whole other closet if I wanted to.

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Yeah, that's definitely like a tough spot to be in because you grew up in New York. You've been collecting coats your whole life and coats are expensive.

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I watched the last two episodes and I enjoyed myself. So did I actually have a lot of thoughts, even though like not much happened. Um, just want to just say this to one Sutton Strack, excuse me, one Camille Grammer. Like I don't remember a time in history where somebody has been a bigger loser on TV than Camille Grammer was at that party.

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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And I'm like, oh, that must be like where Jackie, because I think it was around the time where like you really started being very generous with your things. Like you always lend people purses and beautiful jewelry and clothing. And I think it was also around the time where you like started to have babies where you just feel like less detached, less attached. to these material things.

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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And every time somebody asks her about something, whether it's a material item, she always has to say how much it is. She's literally Dana 25,000. Oh, what a cute dress. Except she's got this stuff to back it up. Yeah, of course. But like, it's so obnoxious. Like when the Chucky doll was wearing a Gucci dress, Gucci custom made John Galliano. Like, shut up.

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If that was my friend, like that is the most annoying trait in a friend. Like just name droppery, like one uppery.

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And is she going to show us the house that she lives in or just this other house for her doll? And I'm glad she addressed that because like she's so wealthy, everything she has is custom. And she was like in this little bungalow. I'm like, it's not adding up even though it is in Bel Air.

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But her addressing that this was like her entertaining house and then like her dwelling for like lodging is down the road. I appreciated that. So crazy.

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Well, Kaya. Kaya. That's really crazy. Like we need to discuss.

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And the fast five stories that you need to know are brought to you by Vivrell. It is the first of its kind luxury accessories members only club providing members access to borrow designer handbags, jewelry, watches, and diamonds. Jackie and I are both Vivrell members. We talk about it on our Instagram all the time. It is the most brilliant thing.

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Because Jackie and I are girlies who respect and love and acquire designer bags. But it's a tough game to play, especially in the really trendy space. And having a Vivrell membership where you can literally borrow designer bags wear them, travel with them, return them, get another one. It is so brilliant. It's literally like, I feel like a premise from Sex and the City movie with Jennifer Hudson.

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If you would have told me we would have gotten like a hot mic moment of somebody being an absolute bitch and a half to their entire staff, I never would have guessed her. She's too new. She's so real and like raw. And she's like, I don't know. When I saw her speech at the Grammys, I was like, oh.

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Well, because we were like that none interesting. Like we weren't developed podcasters yet. I wasn't.

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Right, like Naomi Campbell, Mariah Carey, like you expect this, right? It's Congress with their diva-like personality. public facing energy.

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It hurts more when you're a fan of someone who's like whole, even though Dochi's whole persona is not like kindness, JVN, Ellen, like they were platforms built on kindness. Dochi's just more real. And she's like really young and new. And she's like, she gives off this vibe that she's like so grateful for all the success that she's having. So it just, it was not what we were expecting.

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Yes, but Sabrina's like been in the industry in an official capacity, not at the level she's at now, for a while. So maybe like in the beginning, maybe it's like, I don't know, growing pains.

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No, you guys, the video never ends. The cursing never ends.

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I do think there are a couple of lessons from Dochi here. One of them being, if you do go to the Met Gala again, like stay at a random facility. Like don't go to one of those like three hotels that everybody stands outside of, you know?

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Yeah, of course she wanted a moment.

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Well, yeah, because while the umbrellas were for the rain, that entrapment, the enclosure that she found herself in was, so nobody got a picture of it. It's like, why are you at the mark?

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No, no, no, this is not a good look for anyone.

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So we have a year to like become the best podcast.

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So how will they measure... I don't know, but that's up to them. That's very interesting. I think the Golden Globes like are kind of doing the most recently because they were pretty much taken off air. Like they were a flop of an award show. I think they like lost all their funding. And there was this movement within Hollywood to like get it back on TV and start.

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So people have been like trying to make it a thing. And I do think that you have to lean in. And in terms of like media people are consuming, that's podcasts right now. So actually this is quite brilliant. It's obviously a huge step, small step for Golden Globes, huge step for podcaster kind.

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Even though the top 25 podcasts, I think maybe there's one scripted one in there. All the popular podcasts right now are interview formats. They're conversational. So if they're only going to be doing scripted ones, that's quite limiting in terms of like popular podcasts.

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great that's what you wanted yeah oh that's true I did want to say one thing yesterday like was one of the days where I got home from the toast and genuinely collapsed like collapsed until five o'clock and then I woke up at five o'clock like panic sweeper mode like I need to have today have been like a productive day you know so I actually started packing my hospital bag which I think some people like pack like months in advance but I feel like now is an appropriate time um

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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025

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I'm sick from this news. We're not. Oh, you know who? Apple.

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Yeah, I'm sorry. Like, if it goes to Conan, I'm not down.

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I agree. It's like another notch in our belt, you know, of legitimacy.

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Oh, you'll be seeing us. Okay. Are you ready? If we start like really gearing up, doing lots of marketing billboards, don't ask questions. We're vying for a Golden Globe.

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Yeah, to at least wait for the photo shoot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yes, we're making great time. I'm monitoring the clock. We're going to get to Deer Toaster. It's like I just know it.

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I saw the trailer for her new reality show. I believe that's where this rumor comes from.

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How about that? The way Harry Chowsey had Francesca Farago throwing hundreds of thousands of dollars out the window on that season of Too Hot to Handle, you know he had to have the biggest schlong on the planet.

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And I feel like he's somebody who has big dick energy and a big dick. He got the... The dick to back it up. The equipment. Like sometimes people are like BDE and they have a micropenis, you know? I could see Harry Jowsey holding space for both things. BDE and BD.

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I feel like Harry Jowsey has hooked up with everyone. Like, seriously. Yeah. He is kind of like the lower celebrity tier version of Pete Davidson.

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But I actually think he hooks up with a lot of celebrities and, like, can't really talk about it because no one would want to continue hooking up with him. Like, I do think he hooked up with Khloe Kardashian. I do.

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I do. Like, why wouldn't she? Just, like, for fun.

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I love that. Yeah. Like that's how they'll get together.

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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025

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I started off innocently, like with a duffel.

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And I'm just pitching the idea. Jowsey in Wonderland is today's podcast title. I'm just pitching it. I love it. We'll see if anything better comes along. But that's something I could see people seeing and being like, I got to listen. How did they get here?

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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025

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This is a good concept for a show. And I'm happy for E because they're just like a network that literally cannot get arrested when it comes to like making decent content and having shows that are remotely successful. And they like they decided to invest in Kristen Cavallari a couple of years ago. And I think it's an investment that's paid off tremendously. And I think that this is a great concept.

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It was actually Louis Vuitton. Only because that's the only duffel I have.

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Yeah, I guess it is a smart list concept. Sure.

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Get Shannon on Honestly Cavallari, whatever the show. Let's be honest.

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But she got her start as the big bad villain on Very Cavallari.

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And Shannon, I believe, has done a couple of podcast episodes, like breaking down her time on the show. She did re-watch. Yeah. Yeah. But we need Kristen. Like the way that like Lauren Conrad went on Back to the Beach with her and Steven. We need Shannon to go on. Or, you know, they both live in Nashville too. It's so easy.

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But also, I had to unpack it because nothing fit. So now everything's just sort of laid out on the couch. And I'll find the proper vessel at some point. And I also packed Romeo's things. It's kind of sad. Me and Romeo have been... We went on a really good, you know, healing journey. I'm trying not to miss moments of his childhood.

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Oh my God, they said Tom. Okay, sorry. Do you know who Tom Brady is? I do, but I heard something entirely different. What'd you hear? You know, we know someone named Tom Graney. Okay. He helped us build our studio. And I'm like, Tom Brady went on a podcast. That's amazing.

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Oh my God. Like this was one of the worst decisions he ever made.

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And you know, Giselle like fucking hated it. Yeah. What tomorrow? New episode of Paul American drops.

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People use the roast as like a PR thing. It was really good for Justin Bieber. I think it was very good for Alec Baldwin. He doesn't need the money. Joan Rivers said she did it exclusively. For the money. It pays extremely well. She hated it. She didn't want to do it. She knows it was horrible. They were going to make fun of her face. But you do it for a reason. Whether it's money.

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Or Justin Bieber. It was very strategic. There's literally not one fucking good reason. Why Tom Brady needed to do it.

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And like some people have like scandals or whatever that, you know, they're going to talk about at the roast. And so much of Tom Brady's, like the things he knew people are around his family, his divorce. Like it was so not the right time. I also think if you have young kids, like you really shouldn't be doing roasts.

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Like when your kids are old enough to get it or even participate, Ireland Baldwin, like that's a good way to do it. But when you have young kids and so much of like your public scrutiny is about your personal life and your family, like, Not to beat a dead horse, and I know he feels bad about it, but bad call. Seriously, hindsight's 20-20, but I could have told you this.

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But he is going to be spending a significant amount of time out of the house. He's going to be at his grandparents, obviously. So I had to pack up his things.

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I mean, it's a sea of taste. Well, we'll see the video of Giselle getting pulled over and like having a breakdown. That was like right after the roast too. Right. Like it really, it was bad.

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Right. Am I remembering the timeline correctly?

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It's so true. Oh my God. No other. So many people had like a terrible night.

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And now, like, with all these reality shows and podcasts, we're, like, hearing even more because we just heard about Kim's terrible experience. Now we're hearing about Tom's. I wonder who's next.

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You know, his treats, his wellness products from Wagwell. He's a brand ambassador. I had to also pack his tripod because he's obviously like a, he's an influencer too. So I had to pack a lot of his things, his treats from Wagwell, his paw protectors from Wagwell.

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Right. Before we continue into the fifth and final story, which I know is the Valley recap, and then Dear Toasterist, because the DTQ means the world to us, let me let you know that the remainder of today's show is brought to you by Built Rewards. So... If you are a renter, PSA, listen up. If you haven't heard of Built, you're about to thank me.

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Withdrawals. So it was just kind of emotional packing day for me and Romeo.

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Oh, that's a good idea. People did tell me to put snacks in my bag.

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Good snacks, yes. Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes.

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I'm not worried. Maybe it's also because, like, I know in my heart, like, if anything were, like, to go wrong, Ben's parents would rehome Romeo.

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I actually thought that house was beautiful. Like it made me, I said to Ben, we should go to Santa Barbara.

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It was an interesting trip. I mean, the fact that Michelle and Jesse have to like work together like in this capacity and stay in a house together is really sick. And he's so I'm sorry. I fucking hate him. He is so annoying. Like even the second they get to the house handing out his stupid white flags, he thinks he's so funny. He's not. And Michelle, you need one especially.

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And he like she wasn't going to take it, obviously. But he also said it with a nasty comment. So then like later on, he's like, and Michelle wouldn't even take my white flag. Well, it was stupid. Right. And you made a nasty comment. Like you're so fucking annoying. And every now and then we get like little windows.

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He tries to be like all buff and whatever, but he's clearly like deeply, he's not in love with Michelle anymore, but he's so hurt by this divorce. And he like, he just can't lean into that. He has to be a prick the whole time about everything. Like the way I fucking hate him. And when he argues about anything, I think he's stupid and wrong. When he was arguing with Janet,

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Okay, but not her husband, like not having her back in that moment. I kind of wanted to kill Mr. Janet.

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I'm not looking to rehome, by the way. No, no, no, no. But it's nice to know you have, like, a really legit, safe, good... I'm not. I'm not. But, like, if we needed more time, they would take him for months. Like, they would... He stays there all the time. He's so happy there.

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No, and Janet's saying, like, yeah, I would cheat on you. Yeah, then he starts bringing up, out of nowhere, they're talking about this random girl and her Baywatch boyfriend. And he's like, well, your friend cheated on me. Like, what? First of all, we don't care. And she's like, well, you know what? I would cheat on you, too, if I was married to you. Like, seriously, slay. Slay. Slay.

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That is such a slay. There were like a lot of like stories orbiting. But for me, like the main thing is Jesse and Michelle. And like when they were in that healing circle and they both like got emotional, they were kind of both pissing me off. Because like the question was like, what are you grateful for? And like neither of them answered it.

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Like they just started going on about like how they've had a hard year. And then like Jesse...

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Awful. You see windows into his devilish... He tries to fool us. I can't be fooled.

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Like, how did we get here? I was so confused when he was crying in his undies, like, and kicking everyone out. He just, like, wants a moment. He's literally Jax Taylor, like, 2.0.

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Yes, yes, he's a little bit more slick.

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No, but for years. No, no, no. It took a while. But for a while, he has been like crazy. Nobody believes what he says. He's a pathological liar. Like... I feel like there's a lot. Whenever we recap the Valley, like people disagree with me. Like they like Jesse and they hate Michelle.

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Speaking of Jax, that like testimonial we gave was seriously like one of the craziest fucking videos I've ever seen of a person. And I'm grateful that Brittany shared that he was like rage texting her between seven hours of therapy and his 15 minute breaks. But I don't think I would have believed anything he said in the video before that.

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But knowing that like he's literally just like doing the 30 days to do the 30 days so we can get back to the show and like be crazy. He was such like he looked so nuts. I wouldn't be surprised if he was on drugs in that video. He looked so crazy. Yeah. And he's just saying, like, withdrawal. He's getting so angry. And he's like, I'm so glad I'm here to work on my anger. And he's getting angrier.

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I'm like, you're crazy. But then he's also blaming Brittany again. Yep. He's like, I know she's been through a lot, but I wish she would check in on me. Why the fuck would she check in on you?

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No, but he's making this video like he's at the end of the 30 days and he's healed.

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No, it's so true. I didn't realize it at the time, but when you said it last week, like so much of his hesitancy, obviously to get help is one, he doesn't think he needs it. But two, it's because it's coinciding with filming.

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Now, unfortunately, we do need to talk about Benji on a stick.

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And I feel like Zach is really kind of grasping to stay in the storyline because Brittany's like kind of over him. I think Brittany, like that's your friend and like you ride for each other. But at some point you start like judging your friend for like being horrible. And I think Brittany like struggles with like, yeah, we have like history and stuff, but like kind of like a bad person.

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Like, I don't know how to grapple those two things.

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And I actually agree with Britney for like, yeah, she could have kept to herself what Zach said that night when he was blacked out at a bar and there were no cameras around. But no, she ran and told Janet, like, sorry, you know what? I think she has like a like a moral compass that guides her and it guided her right to Janet. Yeah.

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So in addition to like slaying the Met Gala recap yesterday, I also packed my hospital bag, which I feel like for a girl who's not as pregnant, like I did. Like I'm just trying to get things done every day, you know, in every way. And to slay while doing it. Slay all day. All day, every day.

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Yeah. Like the show that was built off of Lala Kent's back, but also, uh, It makes sense that he feels that way. Nobody else feels their position is threatened because everybody contributes to the show and the storyline.

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Benji on a stick it was just not a good episode for Zach like and he tried I think he hates Janet more than anything in the world but it really doesn't benefit him to be on the outs with her because Brittany's starting to take Janet's side and like he's just getting left out of things um and that's to him the worst thing that could possibly happen so he has this conversation where you just know it's killing him to take any responsibility and he still keeps trying to put like well yeah I did that stuff like you did stuff too and like she really didn't no she really didn't

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And she's not taking it. She's like, I didn't.

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Correct. Don't like be like, well, no one should have told you. Right. That's not the point.

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No, I love Britney. Like, she's really a queen.

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Even though it looks like he just falls asleep.

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But they were, like, trying to make something. We'll see.

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I mean, I think it's time for Dear Toasters, my favorite segment of the week. Mine, too. It actually is my favorite segment. It is my favorite segment. More than Creamy and Weenie? Dear Toasters. Oh, no, no.

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It's my second favorite segment. But I do love how much it riles people up. People get so invested in these different scenarios. So every week, Jackie and I do an advice segment. It's called Dear Toasters, where our listeners write in about things that they're going through. Sometimes it's relationships. Sometimes it's work. Sometimes it's gynecological. We have a lot of issues.

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And we do our best to help out the swirlies in need. If you ever need advice, you can email us, deertoasters at gmail.com. Or you can head over to our website, thetoastpodcast.com. Scroll down. There's a little Dear Toaster submission box. Both methods are totally anonymous. We'll never blow up your spot. And we'll do our best to get your submission right on air. Are you ready, Jax? Mm-hmm.

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Hey, Jackson Claude, do you think it's okay to announce my pregnancy on a friend's bachelorette trip? I will be with a group of college friends who I don't see often. I would love to tell them in person, but I'm worried about making the weekend about myself instead of the bride.

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I like that little hand. I do slay. Um, this does feel like dilly dallying. I'm just letting you know.

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I'll be eight weeks pregnant on the trip, which I know is early, but these are close friends who I'm comfortable sharing with.

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some brides are so fucking crazy like they're like I can't believe you're making this day about yourself and it's like I'm just taking a dump like some of them are really like they have a complex about any attention not being off of them and if she's that kind of crazy bride like I would seriously just avoid it like yeah there are other times but if like your friend Sam is like extremely normal like you have to you have to know the bride um to make the decision so I would let your gut look what kind of bride has she been thus far like some brides are so chill some brides are so fucking crazy I

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Use your judgment. Use your judgment. You know the bride better than we do. Okay, next up. Hey, Jackson Claude. I'm a mom of three boys, six, four, and 16 months. That was a weird order. Six, four, and 16 months. Why is that weird? Because she went like... Oh, I guess she went down. OK, it's just I don't know. I'm a mom of three boys.

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Prior to being a mom, my husband and I had a pretty active sex life. More recently, we've been making an effort to get it in at least one or two times per week. He's already been vocal that he thinks I should want to do it more. Most recently, I just got my period back after breastfeeding our third son for so long. And he's getting mad at me when I tell him that it's my time of the month.

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I told him I obviously have no control over this, but he'll get so bad to the point of not talking to me for an hour and being salty for the rest of the day. Is this normal? Should I view this as a good thing that he wants me more or a concern that he can't go a week without it? Sincerely, a tired and confused mom.

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No, no, like, being mad about a period is, like, actually a crazy fucking, like, thing to do. It's, like, being, it's just crazy. And while, yes, I admire your ability to see the positive. It's lovely that your husband wants to have sex with you so much. At some point, it doesn't even feel like it's about you.

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You do need a little schmooze. Anything else you want to chit chat about?

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He's just, like, obsessed with sex and he can't even wait for a woman to be on her period.

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Right. And if he's not interested in waiting around for a period, like, he should start dating men. Like, sorry, this is what happens when you have sex with women. Your husband's gay. And honestly, like, I know it's my two buttons. Your husband's gay and divorced. But, like, seriously, your husband's being a prick.

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Why? Cause your boobs are too heavy or you're too tired.

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Yeah. I'm scared of the DTQ. Just know like the fear you feel through osmosis is from the DTQ.

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Okay. I'm seeing what you're saying.

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make up for lost time but there will be plenty of sex to have he needs to like he needs a stern talking to he needs to be spoken to in a direct and kind of harsh way like could i be doing more i'm feeding our children with my literal body i'm putting up with you and your insane sex drive and i'm having my period get the fuck off my back i would just throw a bloody tampon at him Love that.

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Babe, can you get me a coffee? And instead of a coffee stirrer, it's your bloody tampon.

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No, totally. Like, could she be doing more? And now she's worried about him. Girl, you need to stop being worried about him. He's seriously crazy.

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And you know what? Maybe take some advice from Jackie O. If you free bleed into a pad, your period is shorter. I died. You could have sex with your husband quicker.

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Girl, use a tampon. You deserve a whole week from your crazy ass husband and his insane sex drive.

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Yeah, of course. I appreciate her ability to see the class half full. It is nice to be wanted. But I'm sorry, this is unreasonable.

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No, Jackie, you don't understand the vitriol that was in my DMs. Like you'll never understand. And like, I like, well, I understand the DTQ cause I am one of them. They're starting to lose me.

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This next one's a little sensitive. It's a little touchy. Dear Toasters, I love my boyfriend. We've been dating for two years. He is great. However, when we first started dating, one of my favorite things about him was that he was very masculine. Over time, he has started to talk, text, and act a lot more feminine, if that makes sense. It comes across as kind of like whiny and annoying to me.

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your boyfriend's gay but let me offer a rebuttal okay i maybe like your boyfriend because like the other day ben said something i was like how was the thing he was like it was fabulous i said excuse me it's because it was fabulous and it's because i say fabulous is one of my favorite words that like when you're so close with someone you do start to rub off so maybe this is your influence on him

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Oh, what are the boys doing tonight? Wrap some dirt in it.

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Yeah, no, you can't. You can't start being manly.

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Right, right. there is also the possibility that he's gay.

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Right. With every breath he takes. At first he could hide it well. And now it's just oozing out of him because he's gay. And it's hard to live a life like that.

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But now he has this girlfriend so nobody's looking at him anymore. And he can be himself.

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And I think toxic masculinity is very real. Some men are such losers. The way they can't even remotely be emotional or feminine. Get a grip. So I think there's a balance. But of course, you wade into...

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girly gay territory like i'm not a lesbian right so it's like how how do i respect your personality while also respecting my sexuality i think that you it this needs to be a covert mission you know i don't think there's a conversation that could be had that would be i agree you sound crazy you sound crazy it's a covert mission we're getting masculine influences in the home yeah yeah put up like a hulk hogan poster buy some creatine get like some dumbbells for the garage you know

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It's giving bots. Oh, actually not to be like beating a dead horse. I did see, you know, the guardian wrote up an article about, um, like this whole Justin Baldoni guardian. No, I saw a tick talk about it. Um, This whole Justin Baldoni, whatever, yada, yada. And it was like an article like any other. But there was a really interesting statistic.

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And, like, get those really toxic video games, you know, where, like, they're, like, stealing cars and, like.

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No, the ones that, like, they do the studies on that are, like, bad for men. Like, shooting, Call of Duty.

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Yeah, get a lot of really toxic influences. Maybe get an Andrew Tate subscription or something. Maybe not. I'm kidding. I'm completely kidding. But, yeah, a couple of more, you know, stereotypical male things. Manly influences.

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That is rough. Cause that's really, it's like a, it's like an arbitrary issue. It's not like, Oh, you don't pick your towels up. Like, it's like, you're kind of girl. I don't know how, how you honestly, I'm kind of at a loss. I'm at a loss for actual tangible advice.

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Yeah. And, like, only you can answer this, but, like, is he gay? Like, there are signs when you're with a partner who's closeted. Like, a lot of them have to do with sex.

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Yeah, yeah. Be like, that was kind of girly.

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Yeah, but there are lots of signs. It's kind of like how Kris Jenner says she used to see, there were a couple of times that she walked in on Caitlyn stuffing a bra and wearing women's clothes in the garage. The girl saw it too. So there are signs. If there was an actual...

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sexuality thing going on here you would know or just keep an eye out for it i agree but it could also just be like you're very influential and hysterical and everyone wants to be like you and you guys are best friends ergo he's becoming a woman correct and that's kind of like the blessing and the curse of being in such a strong relationship and being just such a strong powerful woman correct with lots of influence

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Thank you to everybody who wrote into the deer toasters. Yeah. Do you want to do one more?

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Okay, wait, let me find a good one. I have a bunch on the stocking.

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Wow. I can't believe that came from you.

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Okay. Hi, Jackson Claude. My in-laws recently told me they feel like I'm too good for them, which really hurt, especially since I've always tried to be kind and felt we had a good relationship.

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Yeah, like she acts like she's too good.

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They had like an expert on there analyzing all the content on social media, the different hashtags. And it was presumed by this expert that like over 80% of pro-Baldoni content is inorganic.

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And like, you know, childcare is so personal. I'm not going to dog you on that.

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That's kind of like such a rude thing to say.

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Unless you are like such a snob. Yeah, like Nicola. But I'm not getting that vibe. Like Nicola. Because it's obviously bothering you. It's Nicola. Enough to run into your toasters. Oh, you think Victoria wrote in?

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Yeah. David and Victoria down the road. Small town. They live in like the English countryside.

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Did you see that the in-law issues, the rumors are now, it's actually not a Victoria and Nicola thing. It's a Brooklyn and Romeo thing. Romeo's girlfriend used to date Brooklyn.

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I just need to know what's going on. There are certain pop culture stories I care deeply about, like knowing the truth. And speculation doesn't work for me. I need facts.

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And I can see a reality in which like Victoria and David are like really crazy berating parents. But I could also see a reality in like what we've heard about Nicola for years that she's like a nasty woman. Like she's a brat and she's really rude. So I can see both of them being the problem.

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But it wasn't an analysis just on hashtags. It was an analysis on like the entire saga on social media.

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Things we did. Fast five. We didn't dally. Four deer toasters and a TV recap. All in a Nalafi. Like it's a nice long one for you. And solved the Peltz Beckham drama. Correct. And your husband is gay. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast on Monday morning show where we deliver the fast five stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube.

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Yeah, I was just going to say that. These aren't spirit fingers. These are spirit fingers. And these are golden. That was the perfect reference.

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We are doing Deer Toasters today. We also have the Valley Recap.

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I decided to like tackle it myself and I absolutely crushed it. I spent the whole morning there. Also, I got a rug and an ottoman. I also have a tulip out there.

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No, of course not. We are holding space for two things. We will be doing the Valley Recap and Deer Toasters today. It's not our fault. Honestly, it's Anna Wintour's fault. If you want to take your vitriol and your pitchforks, like, take it to her.

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I need four fucking umbrellas. So she's in this like enclosure that doesn't have a, it's like a chuppah, but it doesn't have a roof. So she's asking for umbrellas. Right. She's no suckers have a roof. She's asking for the umbrellas to be like,

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Jackie, don't give them ideas. Um, so we are not going to dilly dally. We have lots to discuss today. Jax, brief check in with you. How you doing?

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inside the tent so that nobody can like stick their phone up and in like kind of like a bathroom stall that's what it looks like and so while i understand why she was asking for it and umbrellas for the rain oh yeah even though the car was covered was gonna stick their phone up and over like she has security oh i was thinking it was so that nobody saw her look it was both but also like the rain she doesn't want to get wet

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Now, the how, the why, the who, what, when, where like is actually not important. I'm trying to find an angle where like I can defend Dochi because I really like Dochi and I loved her look and I understand not wanting anyone to see and like showing up at your best. But I'm sorry. Yeah.

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There is no world, no scenario, there's no detailed context you could give me where it would be okay to speak to people like this. It is abhorrent.

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That's a great point. Also, the conversation we had yesterday about the Carlisle, the Mark, I forget which hotel she was at. But she was at one of the ones where paparazzi, media, and fans stand outside. And if that is not something you wanted, there are people who showed up. I don't know where the hell they stayed. Maybe they have their own apartments.

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But I didn't see pictures of them at the Mark. So you're staying at the Mark at the Carlisle intentionally to get those photos. It's a second media moment. For some people, that's what they want. So to make this whole Khafre Diavra drama balagan, when like you knowingly are at the exact place where these things happen, like you're in the wrong.

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And then when you're talking to people like that, like, no.

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Like this is how she talks in the public adjacent. I think maybe you expect this type of behavior from somebody who's like, you know, an OG. You know, someone who's been doing this for a long time. Dochi is seriously like at this level of fame for three months. And it's just, it's a quick, I mean, it's just, it's a quick transition. I didn't expect it.

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And then it got me off the couch and I tried to make it at home. Now it didn't come out amazing because there was no recipe available online. So I just had to kind of remember what Megan said.

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They do. They need like something where I could follow the recipe. But I like things that like inspire me to. do something. Practically apply. Yeah. Like to cook, to clean, to homemade, to craft. So like, I like that already. She's getting me up. She's getting me into the kitchen and I'm going to try a spaghetti with fresh tomatoes.

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Like that's what I want out of a cooking show is like to see something that I feel inspired to do. So I thought that there were moments that were like, Hey, that's a good tip. Thanks. But the core issue with the show is that there's no like reason for it. Like other shows, I know she's making dinner for Jeffrey. He shall come home and we will have, she's having a dinner party.

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Other shows, Martha Stewart, she is teaching us something. She is an educator. This is for the person at home to learn how to make what I make. Now, Megan... No, Megan's is just, it's aesthetic.

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It's like, you need a little bit more of a reason because it's like so silly. When she's having this mock kids party with Mindy Kaling, you're just feeling silly. They're sitting there under a balloon arch in dresses without any children around at a children's party table to show how you can make a children's party. And it's like, there's no...

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reason to tear like why is does every show should have like a reason for being and yeah they don't really have one it's like you're not teaching us like

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lot of cooking because megan herself says she's not like an expert chef but are we learning with you that's a good like selena and chef are we learning with you are we going to try a new recipe with you like are you going to show us how you make a meal that works for kids and adults like there's just no angle it's just like here's a bunch of pretty shit that i found on pinterest and that's the other thing it really is like pinterest overload and it's like she the first scene

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as the beekeeping, which was weird because she is a beekeeper. So if I wanted to watch beekeeping, I could go on National Geographic. But then the second scene, she's making bath salts for her guests. And like, where'd you learn to make bath salts? Why'd you learn to make bath salts? Like she doesn't share any personal anecdotes.

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candles and I know about the wick thing and the temperature and then the popsicle stick so it did feel like she was regurgitating like internet hacks as like pargy aesthetic garden things when this is all like pretty common knowledge yeah but then frame it as that like hey I'm trying to make candles for the first time like let's learn together there's just like no framework for the show and she's doing like a bunch of different things at once or even it could be like so Mindy Kaling comes and I think the best part of that episode is aside from Mindy like she's like Mindy's coming we don't have food like let me make up a frittata and

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And I know that's an easy thing to make, but I've never made one. And I liked watching her make one. And I was like inspired. So she made this like really beautiful breakfast for Mindy. Mindy is so funny because she doesn't do anything herself and she doesn't even pretend like she does. So she's so impressed. And then they're like sitting and eating and talking a little bit.

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And then they start making these like stupid tea sandwiches. And I'm like, well, that would also be a good premise for a show. Like you cook for someone who's coming and then you guys sit down together and eat and have a conversation almost like archetype.

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Yeah. That's actually a good call. That's a good idea. There's no template here and everything is just so random and then some things just really don't work. Like her putting the pretzels from one plastic bag into another, like that was a low moment for sure. Yeah.

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No, like you could tell they're all have a prompt. Like even Mindy being like, you know what I was thinking? Like we are both on TV.

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for seven years like yeah we were and mindy did like as good of a job as you could have like weaving it in but you could tell like she's being like told bring up this bring up that and i also felt like in every episode she's trying to relate so hard to her guests like with mindy they're both toddler moms so like we're going in the next that's relatable like that's a good that's a good angle the next one was a um a chef in la uh a korean chef roy choi

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And he's like, he, it's his, he's the star because he's making, he literally made 30 things in one episode. But then she's like talking about how she's an LA kid. Yeah. I'm an LA kid. I'm an LA kid. Then the next one is this woman who's friends with her husband's polo partner. So some like fancy lady. Oh, she's Argentinian. And Megan starts speaking Argentinian Spanish.

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She's like, when I lived in Argentina working at the U S embassy. And it's like, you're trying to be all these other people. Who are you?

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Right. Right. It's light and it's not that serious. And what I'm confused about and I don't I didn't hate the show. I'm going to keep watching it. And it's exactly.

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Yeah. And then she says like, I really don't like baking. I'm not a baker. But then she knows exactly what to do. And it's like, well, how often do you bake? Can you like share a little more? I feel like also I should relate to her. We have like the things that she- Kids the same age. Two young children like- take pride in making like food at home and homemaking and trying to get it all done.

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But then she does so many things that I'm like, how? Like she made homemade dog biscuits. Like I would never spend my time doing that. I would never make baths, fresh bath salts for when you come and stay. So like, I wish you would. Maybe if I had a tub in my room, she shares that like, um, she didn't always, um,

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she didn't cook growing up like in that Mindy Kaling combo that everyone's like freaking out about like she ate a lot of fast food growing up she was a latchkey kid tv dinners etc etc so it's like well when did you learn to cook why did you right when did you start appreciating homemade wares how did you learn to cook she talks about how she um used to be scared to make a whole chicken a rose chicken because like she didn't want to be raw like I was scared to make a whole like I yeah I

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like have a lot in common with her, but I feel like she doesn't actually share things about herself. And that makes it hard to relate. And when you're watching a show like this, like you do want to relate. A human connection. Especially if that's the point of the show. So I feel like that's something, you know.

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Yeah. Just like small anecdotes that aren't, I heard about her gardening teacher already like twice. Yeah. I don't want to hear about him. And it's like, did you build the garden in your Montecito house? Or was it there and that inspired you to start gardening? Share, please. Just tell us the story. Or did you start gardening when you were living in London? Right.

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Did you learn anything about cooking over there? Anything that you apply from Harry's life and culture in your cooking at home?

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And it's like this show is inoffensive. Like why is everyone so mad about it? What's so confusing to me is like when she and Harry left the royal family or even when they were in it and then they left and then everything and then the Oprah interview, like you could not criticize Meghan Markle without being called a racist. Like you could have no other reason for not liking her.

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You had to be racist. Like look at Pierce Morgan, lost her job. Sharon Osbourne lost her job for just saying Pierce is my friend. Like you couldn't say one bad thing about her even after the Oprah interview. You couldn't like question anything that she said.

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So, and to me, it's like, That was, of everything that Megan's done, like that's the most shocking behavior to me. Like the leaving the family in such a disrespectful way. The interviews were so, the documentary was so disrespectful. Like this Queenie who is sick and dying and you're going to give her the finger and call her a racist and her whole family racist on your way out the door.

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And that's your children's great. Like that to me was like the best.

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the thing that could be criticized but like you couldn't and now she's just living her life as a mom in Montecito like actually trying to live the life that she said that she wanted like a quiet peaceful life with her husband and her garden and chicken and she's also trying to just make a living work like do her job and we're mad about this like I'm not mad this is so I can have criticism that's about the show because I want it to be better because I like it right because you want to enjoy it but like

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why is everyone hating on this and why now is it okay to like hate her so passionately and really- For nothing. For nothing when like you couldn't ever say a bad word about her before.

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Well, she's on a fucking TV show. And by the way, she didn't cook with the sweater on. She put it on when Mindy came over.

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No, and the fact that like even her pre-show article is in People Magazine and it's not in one of the bigger magazines.

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No, I went to Google last night, Megan Markle spaghetti recipe, because I hope that she had like put together a website. And then it was just articles of people like making fun of her spaghetti for being like stupid. I'm like, it's spaghetti and tomatoes. Like that's not news. And like, that's not offensive.

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It doesn't look good to you. Like it's pasta and fresh vegetables. Okay. Maybe it's a little like bland or simple, but like it's healthy and it's nice.

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But she was such a darling. I guess if this show came out right after they left, everyone would be saying, oh my God, Megan this, Megan that. I don't like think there's like one or two people who like control the media. No, no. But this makes me feel like. It's the Jews, Jackie.

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This makes me feel like there's one person who loved Megan and now that person has turned on Megan and the floodgates have opened. That's how it feels.

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Like kissed off the person that was protecting her.

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A switch. And what, when did it happen? Like what, I, I don't know.

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I know, but if you don't want to share and you don't have to always be a person who shares, this isn't the line of work for you. Honestly, she should go back to acting because you don't have to share. Can I ask you a question?

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Yes. They do show it and it's just her raspberries because she's like so, I'm so jealous of her garden. Oh my God.

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It's just the house in Montecito that they film at. That also has a garden. I guess just everyone has- Okay, so it's not her real garden. A farm in Montecito.

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with a picture perfect backdrop like I feel sick right also I was gonna this came out yesterday her website as ever dropped and you can now see what's for sale so now also keeping that in mind with the show are there recipes on it no but she this is what she's selling and now it makes the whole show feel so phony because you see she's just pushing these products now I know why she puts flower sprinkles on everything because she's selling them I never had a flower sprinkle before

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honey of course but it's like it's not from your backyard right where's the honey made raspberry spread crate mix i by the way i would get her raspberry spread well now we just have to for r&d purposes of course ginger tea peppermint tea a hibiscus tea she does spend a lot of time making teas on the show that's boring Yeah, not my favorite because I like, you know, a sleepy time. Lipton.

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Crate mix. You know where they sell this all? The Buckingham Palace gift shop.

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Well, that's also similar, but two women can do that. Like that's such a, this is such a blossoming industry and category that a million, not a million, but a handful of women can and should do this. And I think there's room for everyone. But the Buckingham Palace gift shop, like this is what the website looks like. I don't know if anyone's put that together.

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Yeah, you know who told me about that? Well, not told me. I learned about it from her Instagram.

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Claudia, the websites look exactly the same. Claudia, I'm on both websites. Nobody's put this together yet. Only me and Miss Patricia could. It's true.

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If Meghan Markle got a starring role on SVU, I wouldn't watch it.

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So I feel like that's next. I don't know where we're going to go from here because this is an eight episode show. Will there be more? I don't know. How much more does she have to give?

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They need to like rework the format a little bit and pare it down. Like we don't need all of these distractions. She's doing a million things. She's starting focaccia then going on a hike with her friend. Then we're going to freshen up and shower and then we're going to make pasta. Like it's just too much.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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No. So like the chef who came. Daniel was. Daniel was staying with her. The chef who came was teaching her how to make Korean food and I think we all learned a lot. Then her husband's friend's wife is, I guess, staying with her. She's making her, like, tea bags to take home and dog biscuits.

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Okay. I'm obsessed with her handwriting. Do you think it's fake? So... I don't think so.

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But like we really never see like more than one.

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Yeah. She also did like the chalkboard and she like starts out and it's like maybe she started but someone, I don't know. I need to see the whole thing. I love her handwriting.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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But she's so the type that would have amazing handwriting.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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People were clowning on her because she put a bag of peanut butter pretzels into another plastic bag to leave for Daniel because he loves peanut butter. But then she wanted to label the pretzels as peanut butter. Nut free, yeah. Just, you know, in case anyone has an allergy, but like she knows that he doesn't. But I think that was like her way of giving a tip, you know?

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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It was her way of giving a tip, which she could have just said.

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And two, if my handwriting looked like that, I'd keep writing no matter what. If I knew they had an allergy or not. We're labeling everything.

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Yeah. She should teach a calligraphy episode.

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Yeah. No, the handwriting. Parchee. Parchee.

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So that's with love. WLM. It's here. Yeah.

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Yeah. No, there was a time to be upset with her. And like this spaghetti cooked in its own water is not it.

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I did that. Love it. It was nice. But I didn't have Swiss chard because I don't have a garden in Montecito. Okay.

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Cheese? No, it's a big leaf. Oh, yeah, yeah. I saw her like. It's in the lettuce category.

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I really, I feel like Montecito must be like the best place on earth to live. That's probably why it's so desirable.

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Yeah, no, it's really pargy. I've got the Montecito itch.

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They feel like next door neighbors.

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And now I kind of understand why Megan has made Montecito her entire personality.

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Like America, like wanting to, cause like that is what's inspired her to be this way in this stage of her life. Like just, you know, buying a house with a garden again, can you let us know? And like, yeah, They have chickens, right, too?

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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She didn't talk about her chickens. And now I finally care. Season two. I didn't care during Oprah. Season two. Or maybe it's the back half of the season.

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Yeah. Also, she drinks more alcohol than I would have thought. love queen and like she made it a little joke she made a little sorry not queen duchess she made a little joke that like oh honey you made a little joke yeah that's oh that everyone in montecito drinks because mindy killing was like wow i've not had a drink this early in so long she's like welcome to montecito oh that's so classic

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Yeah, you should watch that episode. I actually will. Yeah. Okay. Are you ready for our next story? Some other major news in the TV category. Jax Taylor reveals cocaine addiction as he celebrates more than 80 days of sobriety. So Jax Taylor has revealed his addiction to cocaine while celebrating sobriety. He said this is – he went on Bravo's Hot Mic podcast and said, quote, this is tough to say.

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I'm an addict. I have substance issues, primarily with cocaine. Oh, that's hard to say out loud. I've been dealing with this for I think the last on and off since I was 23. I'm 45 now. He said there was times where I would stop doing it and there was times where I'd go heavy on it. I think a lot of people who watch Vanderpump Rules over the years could tell that I was kind of on something. Yeah.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Big TV day for me yesterday. And we recorded Redheads yesterday, which you guys, like the Redheads are the underappreciated podcast of our time. Yesterday's episode is so funny.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Yeah. He insisted showrunners didn't know what he was doing behind closed doors. He said that he was on the train, that he was on that train and he couldn't get off. He made sure to note, quote, I don't necessarily think I have an alcohol problem, but the two go hand in hand. I can't do cocaine without drinking. So I just gave up both. And I'm proud to say I'm 83 days sober right now.

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He says this is the longest he's gone without anything since he was 21. He says it feels really, really good, but I just want to let people know that this is a really, really tough disease and a really tough sickness. I've been doing it for so long, he shared. He said that he's been hiding it or lying about it forever. He went to rehab twice.

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The first time went well, but then he came home and had another outburst. And now after the second time, he is this long sober.

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Yeah. I have sympathy for him as well. I agree. This shouldn't be shocking, but it is kind of surprising. I would have thought maybe even in his 40s, he would go out with the boys, maybe do some coke, as people do.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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But not that it was affecting his life. It's the reason for his divorce. It's the reason for his marital issues. It's the reason for... a lot of different things going wrong in his life. I didn't see that. And I thought a lot of the things that he did on both shows, The Valley and Vanderpump Rules, a lot of the crazy things that he did were just because he's a crazy man.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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oh of course but the redheads like have a little kind of feels like you you're the common denominator well i do think i'm underrated in my own time for sure for sure but very shakespearean of you redheads like sometimes we do such a funny episode and that's why even when like the worse the book the better the episode so sometimes we read a great book and that's really fun and sometimes we read a bad book and i feel bad for like people's time that they spent reading this like iffy 600 page book

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Like, and he's also a TV star and he's a professional villain. And I really didn't think it was much deeper than that.

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Yeah, and it's too late for her. I feel like it probably took her so long to get to the place of leaving him. And she probably knew about most of this when they were together, but forgave him or gave him chances or lived with it. So to finally get to the other side and be like, I can't live like this, there's really no going back.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Yeah, and it's just a total mentality shift. And now that she's free and they're divorced and she probably has a lot of custody of their child, like... She's happy and it's too little. It's not even too little because it's what he needs to do, but it's just too late for them. Agreed. I don't ship. No, me neither.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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But I wish him the best and I hope that like brighter days are ahead and that he stays the path. Same. Are you ready for our next story? Another reality TV star making news. Gabby Windy is a married woman.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Yep. The Bachelorette star secretly marries Robbie Hoffman, Claudia's doppelganger and former Good Guys guest, in a $799 Las Vegas wedding. So Gabby and Robbie are forever. She is now a married woman after wedding her writer and comedian girlfriend in a secret ceremony held in January. So Gabby is 34. Robbie is 35. To me like that just makes us more serious.

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And now they've been married, like, almost two months.

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And her podcast. I've seen her podcast clips like for a while now because she's been doing her podcast for a while. I see her clips once in a while. And I think I sent you one months ago not to like make it about me. And I was like, this girl is so funny. And I'm so glad that she's like getting her flowers. And now I'd be curious to like see clips of her from The Bachelor.

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Did she bring this energy to The Bachelor?

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Yeah. It's not just like two crazy kids got married in Vegas and you know, it's not real. I think that this is very real and I'm happy for both of them. Mazel Tov.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Yeah, she is. Um, Part of me wants to watch Traitors, but I don't know if I – I already watched TV all day yesterday. I don't know if I could do it again.

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Two days. Oh, my gosh. My brain will rot.

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But the episode makes it all worth it, you guys. We are the funniest gals in town. So that will be up tomorrow. I had a lot of fun recording with the girls. I got to see my little sister, Dear Satch. Oh, that's amazing. Dear Satch.

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Oh, my God. Yeah, you told me this. And people were like...

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Are you ready for our next story? Another reality TV star is making news.

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You do. This reality TV star who's making news would love Carraway.

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She was so satchy. She was so satchy.

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Satch and I were aligned. We were simpatico.

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Because Kristen Cavallari is returning to reality TV with a new E series called Honestly Cavallari, the headline tour. So Kristen Cavallari is going back to reality TV, back to E to do another reality show. But it's actually like a show following her podcast tour. So it's like the smart list doc for the swirlies.

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I was riding with the satch yesterday.

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I just have to say, this is so brilliant. It's a good idea. It's such a no-brainer.

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Yeah, and I liked that smart list template of following someone on a podcast tour. And she's doing it on E. It's not like it's gonna be, and wasn't theirs all in black and white? That was weird.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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So that was really fun. And then I watched, of course, with Love Megan. WLM. As soon as I had a free moment, I was sat down. So I have a lot of thoughts.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Just an idea. I think her podcast tour is gonna have guests.

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No worries. I think her podcast tour is going to have guests as podcast tours do. Shannon. And like, not just for us, but like very Cavallari stan.

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It does. So Kristen announced on Instagram, I'm so excited because I'm coming back to E and Peacock. I have a new show premiering June 5th and they're going to follow me on my very first Let's Be Honest podcast tour. I have lots of friends coming out. We're going to pull back the curtain on the headlines and talk about what's really going on.

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So I'm excited to be back on TV and I can't wait to see you guys June 5th. I also feel like- On TV? On TV. I feel like Kristen already shares a lot on her podcast and like gives us actual tea. And because this is going to be shared, like this is a big deal. I feel like she's going to give us even more.

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I want to give it a Toasty Lions award.

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Yes. Are you adding it to the Toasty Loans? I am adding it. She's also just made for TV. This is her fourth time on a reality show.

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Okay, so we're going to go through it. I mean, it's really, people have a lot of thoughts out there. There's like everything. I've got to episode, I'm in the middle of episode four. And that's where like things are sort of, the momentum is slowing down for me, I would say. Oh, yeah. You know, so I took a little break and I watched Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. So we'll recap that at the end.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Yeah. She needs a cooking show with Love Kristen.

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No, but we were just saying, like, what Megan lacks and why she might not be the greatest at this, because you say she looks down, she can't host, she can't talk. Yes. But Kristen is, and don't forget that Kristen has multiple... Award winning cookbooks. Don't forget.

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1,000%. I want to see what hotel she stays at. I want to see, does she fly private?

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Yeah. No, like 10 out of 10. Yeah. Our fifth and final story, some new couple news for anyone who cares. I don't know how many people are going to care about this.

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Madeline Petsch and Tyga are dating.

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I can't lie. I care a little. Because it's so weird. And I was once like a big fan of Riverdale and a big fan of hers. And Kylie and Tyga. And Kylie and Tyga. But Tyga doesn't make news on his own, you know?

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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He dated Avril Lavigne? No. Yeah. No.

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That's just weird because of Brody.

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I think we probably put that together.

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Yeah, he does. And this is also great news for him. Sources confirm to TMZ that he is dating.

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It's giving TV. Giving TV recap. It is. Back to our roots.

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He must have a great personality.

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He must have a great personality. Yeah, yeah. Like Pete Davidson. Yeah.

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Yeah, so I think it's just his great personality. Maybe he's like a really great boyfriend, you know?

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No, and maybe he just like has a lot of love to give and you feel great when you're around Tyga and you feel like the best version of yourself.

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They broke up a long time ago, but they were dating forever. Travis Mills.

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She's also like dated other people. Her dating history is weird too. And there's one person that she dated that I feel like she wants us to forget about. I'll let you know.

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Yeah. I just don't want to, I think I know who it is, but I don't want to. You don't want to speak out of turn. There's like two people that look, that I, that I, um, uh, conflate. And, but I do think it was Aaron Carter, but hold on. Oh my God.

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Madeline Pitch dating history. Thank you.

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Miles Chamley Watson and Anthony Lee.

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But like they have my, they have my blessing. They have my blessing. It works. Yeah. I hope that like this is it for them.

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They are. I used to like really feel, um, she's been one of my faves.

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But people change. Like, I mean, just, you know, like Riverdale stopped. Yeah. Like I, yeah.

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You know what I think it was? I think they thought it was the dad, but the dad actually secretly had a brother. So it was like the uncle.

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doesn't everyone but at least like that kind of works because Cheryl and Jason were twins so like twins ran in the family and ran in the family yeah yeah um let's do tv recap Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was probably one of the most pointless episodes of television I've watched like I don't even if it weren't for Kathy accidentally walking on the runway like I would have nothing to say if it weren't for Kathy period like her being in the doctor's office with Kyle being like let's find out who she is I can make one call and find out who took those pictures and who who set it up and

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and Kyle's clearly trying to like shut down the conversation it was so weird the way that Kyle is reacting to everything is why I have a hard time understanding her and like giving her the same like grace that I would give Dory you know like Dory doesn't need grace because everything she does is right but like you know I could give someone a pass when they're going through a hard time but the fact that Kyle like will not give us any emotion and let me ask you something Kyle and I think people have tried to ask Kyle this question

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If you had your druthers, do you want to stay married?

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That's crazy that we don't know.

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No, and I think they say it in next week's episode, but it's like, okay, we can talk about Mauricio and the girl in the picture. That's kosher. But we still can't talk about Morgan. And Kyle is still actively hanging out with Morgan. Kyle is picking and choosing what can be said on the show when it's all part of one storyline.

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And even at the doctor's office, Kathy said something, and you see Kyle be like, no. And it's like, look at him. And it's like, the can of worms is open now.

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That's what I thought, too. But I feel like we have to look at the – actually, we should do this. Look at the credit of the picture. Who, like, is it a – Probably TMZ. No, the photography agency. Like, I feel like that's why they know it's paparazzi per se. But it wasn't an agency. It appeared to... But I feel like if anybody called the paparazzi, it would be the girl.

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Photo, Coleman Rayner. Okay, who's that?

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Because I feel like they are more paparazzi literate than we are. Yes. It's a news and picture agency.

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I don't think so. I don't think it happened to be. I don't think Mauricio called paparazzi. I think the girl or her friend was like looking for a moment and called the paparazzi. I know we're supposed to think that Mauricio is like a dirtbag because he's like kissing on some other girl on vacation. But then you need to put it in the context of like his wife is kissing another woman. For a year.

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Hello, Turtle Lou. It is a lovely hump day, a Wednesday-ries, a with love Wednesday.

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Publicly in a music video, bringing her on the show, like kind of dangling this in front of everyone, like her behavior in terms of moving on. and disrespecting her husband.

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I feel like not enough people are talking about that. Like this is in response to all of that. This isn't the first move.

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Yeah, and now seeing where things are, and I feel like he's probably really happy in his new life and with the young girls. Like, I don't think they're getting back together.

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Like, it's not like she's asking him to come home.

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Yeah, but if she was like, please, Maurizio, like, I love you. We have a family. Like, okay, so we both have been and had our fun, but, like, we can be together and grow a world together. But she's not even saying that.

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That's funny. I don't identify with Jax as a Jax. No, I never, I never realized you guys had the same name. But I know that other people, when we talk about Jax, when you call me Jax, like they're always, like people are always confusing you with Jax Taylor.

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Oh, I thought that Kathy, like she's got her. And so I feel like she must be on some pain meds that like had her a little limp.

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Because her going to set backstage before the show starts. Do you want to read to MC is like the craziest thing that's ever happened. And it's not like Doreen even knew that Kathy was saying that. I think she was a little loopy from the meds.

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That was really funny. When the lights go down and the show's about to start and it's Kathy wandering out.

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Yeah, I guess I wouldn't have done black, but like this is Erica's house.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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home and I just I could feel the energy emanating and when Erica said I know for some people like a home renovation like is not news or anything but like for me it's a complete change in my life like I felt like this is one of my the greatest storylines we've ever gotten from a housewife is Erica's home renovation I love it every minute of it

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It just goes to show it depends on the person. And like, it's just so real.

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Yeah. I'm just like so proud of Erica. I really don't think, I mean, and they all have been through a lot, but what she's been through in the last three years.

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I'm really, really happy for her. Me too. And it's a joy to watch.

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Oh, and Jennifer Tilly saved the fashion show as well. She's funny. Yeah, she is.

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Yeah. I love that she like says stuff that you would think would come off badly. But then she just says it in such a sweet, endearing way. It's like because she's not worried about what people think of her because she doesn't have to be. No, she's very real. She has like more money than she'll ever need. And it just comes in the mailbox from her.

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ex-husband like you can't cancel her like the checks still come so she just like shares whatever and even if it's not like the most PC thing and it's just like it plays well because it's funny and real agreed I really um I enjoy her a lot yeah

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Now Jackson Claude is so commonplace on the show, but when we started saying it, people thought you were with Jax Taylor.

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Who do they live with? And is Ruby Frank in jail?

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Okay, so how is there like a custody battle?

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You probably were, but just to clear things up, I did not announce yesterday that I have a cocaine addiction.

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And the husband's not in the picture, not married.

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Inspired by my namesake. By his bravery. By his bravery, yes. So we will get into all the details later. Yeah, I don't really have much to share. It's just one of those days, you know? Yeah, well, all I have to share is my thoughts on TV. I feel like that guy from Willy Wonka Mike TV who just like sits at home and watches TV all day.

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How old were the two young kids?

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Yeah, but that's like known. It's always, that's what's frustrating is when there's like people who haven't been brought to justice.

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And she just had like really negative experiences from being on a family channel.

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Yeah, and I also think like not everyone who shares their family life like has a family channel. Do you know what I mean? Yes, yes. Like I don't follow any family channels.

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Right, and it's like that's their whole shtick.

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Yeah, it's just something you could jump into, especially when it's someone that you didn't know before this all happened. Like, there's all the history. Right, she started vlogging in like 2000, okay?

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Wednesday? Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. Wow, we got like a full week of content these days.

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Yeah. And we say Lady Bug, not Lady Bird.

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Well, of course. Because she's in headlines anyway. But also, I really...

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her episode just like highlighted her fabulous personality mindy mindy's and you know i'm actually like aside from sex lives of college girls like i don't watch mindy project i don't watch the office so i actually even though i like love mindy through you because like my sister loves her i don't consume her work that often and i was just that's so crazy to me because you are so mindy coded no i know and everything that was coming out of her mouth joke or not joke just like

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Maybe I will, but you should just watch that episode with Mindy and Megan. Because also she was saying how growing up, because they were talking about like their entree or things that they like to do growing up. And Mindy was like, I like to like look up really fancy recipes and like make them for my parents and play restaurant.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Which is just like so cute. No, no. The addition of those anecdotes from Mindy just like continues to highlight like the lack thereof from Megan. Of what Megan's sharing. Yeah, like I'm just remembering that and I'm like Megan just keeps talking about her gardening teacher. Yeah. In middle school. Like I'm sorry, I took social studies in middle school.

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That's not what kicked off my love of history.

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Well, some you can. Not even.

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No, I've binged Magnolia Table. And I binged Molly, the farmer Molly girl. She's on the Food Network. Molly Yeh, I think is her name. I binged him over Yom Kippur. I don't know why. I don't know why I did that. And then I tried to make her meatless meatballs and it was a disaster.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Yeah, since we're talking about TV. We're obsessed with TV. We're already there. Now without further ado-do-do, here are the Fast Five stories.

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That you need. I know, like, all of my different songs, it's just sort of like, I couldn't keep them apart.

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I know, but sometimes it's hard for me to get into, like, because I'm changing the words a little bit, you know, because I'm like, it's the Fast Five stories. You need, it's just hard for me to keep all my melodies apart.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Our first story, the name on everybody's lips. Jackie, our first story. With Love, Megan has premiered yesterday. Eight episodes dropped. We have started the process of watching. As Claudia said, she watched one episode. I watched four episodes. I've been very excited for this show because I have been craving cooking content and I want to see like what Megan's got for us. How the other half lives.

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After all these years of like secret project, secret project, secret project. Yeah.

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Well, here's my question, because she abused her children, right? Yes. So why is that like a referendum on other people's family channels of like this woman is abusive and it's not just like, yes, she also put her kids on her channel, but like the crime is the abuse.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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guest room why don't you just at least pretend that this is your house you know well then she would be like she's inauthentic that would be so inauthentic it's really crazy to film a cooking show in your house and I actually think she copied a lot of things that Joanna Gaines does on her show it was giving Joanna in like a good way Joanna Gaines like has done a lot of good things and like sure let's learn from them so once she cooks in a kitchen that's in a house that looks like hers but isn't hers but gives a homey feel and then she shares all the food that she makes with her crew all

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Or says that she's taking it home to her kids. That's what Joanna does. And it, like, it comes off really well. And she's like, I can't eat all of this. Like, everyone, here, come here.

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Yeah, there's two kitchens. There's two? It's very confusing. I thought the same thing. I'm like, wait, is this a new angle or a new kitchen? Agreed. Two kitchens. My... Thoughts on the showers. There are moments that are like, hey, I'm learning something. Hey, I feel inspired. Even she made that one pot spaghetti in her first episode and it looked pretty easy.

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Yeah, but I do feel like you would have been, you would make something about yourself, but not in such an overt way, like they're in the green room splayed out. You would be hiding in the back signing books because you want to get the book signed, not sitting, that's embarrassing. So I believe Turdy, nice damn it.

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okay and by the way I just I swear on my life and anyone who knows you would know that about you like yeah you want to get the book signed but like not in someone else's green room and everybody who knows me like knows if I did do that shit like I would say it like I would own it in a small way I agree.

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I really, really like that. We recorded redheads yesterday about the party book that we read. And at the end of every episode, we do like moral of the story where we try and like, wait, wait, I started the redheads book yesterday.

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It was such a literary day yesterday because, uh, Dean and Becky were at your and Brian's event and we had just recorded redheads.

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Yeah. It's all sort of falling into place. Just something to think about. Kind of like a coup de redhead. Coup de head. Also, what's so crazy is this month is our five-year anniversary of the Redheads.

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Is that the most shocking thing you've ever heard? We started in 2020.

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that's reminding me of the nostalgia quote like time is flying jacks five years of the redheads we've done 62 books 63 actually because i know we did tourney's book as a bonus we did camber and counselor too so 64 64 um which is just amazing but we're coming up on seven years of toast in april right we only did the toast for two years before i started the redheads like i guess because we do it every day and we did yeah 500 episodes before i started the redheads

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And like, we'll get to at a glance in our birth month, which is April. Like that's when we start to start looking at toast at a glance.

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That's a good question. Let me pick it up. For our anniversary, we should like get matching jewelry with the toast birthstone as long as it's a pretty one. Cause my birthstone is not pretty. That's why I'm always trying to get it.

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Claudia, let's get like diamond. Diamond necklaces. Let's get diamond necklaces to celebrate our seven year. And you know what they say? Any excuse. You know, they say every seven years, like you completely change as a person. Now, I don't know if that means like when you turn seven and 14 and 21. Right. But like every seven years is like a rebirth.

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So if we've been doing the toast for seven years, that will mean that like we are completely different people than the beginning, which we are.

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Yeah, but not even just physically like.

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I won't spoil anything, but, um, that's always a fun segment, especially after we've discussed the whole book, we come to the moral of the story. This book actually had a lot of morals like that. You could have extrapolated from it. Um, But actually, I guess I don't want to give away the moral of the story. All's to say there's some really good quotes in that segment.

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Have you ever watched? Because I actually think you would be surprised by how good it is, like that you would like it more than you think that you would. Of course, we're like cringe in our accents and like we say like so much, not that we don't do all those things now, but we just did it differently back then.

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But every time I watch it, I'm like, oh my God, we're actually so cute and I don't feel embarrassed.

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I think it's just because you refuse to watch.

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When, what time period are you like, okay, I'm good with that.

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You just don't like the pink throne era.

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Yeah. Okay. That's cute. That's not so far off. No, no, it's not. So what's your birthstone? Ruby. Pargy.

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At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

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Yellow topaz. Not the greatest. That's why when, like, all these birthstone trends, I'm like, oh, I could get, like, Harry's and Charlie's or Zach's and our wedding anniversary and toast anniversary.

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Maybe you could switch it up. Shake it up Chicago.

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At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

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Yeah. RBG. It's an RBG day. Rip. Rip. Without further ado-do-do-do-do, it is time for the Fast Five Stories that you need to know.

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At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

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I just redid my guest room. Everything was from Wayfair. It all got delivered within a week. I got items high and low. I needed nightstands that were like medium size. I only had 25 inches max. I could search by inches of nightstands. No, it's insane. Not even size, not small, medium, large. 21 inches.

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When the Redheads drops tomorrow, the episode is fire. And if you are a reader or want to become a reader, read The Wedding People. Start there.

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So our first story, while it's not like the most breaking news bit of the day, like it's something that I find deeply interesting on a number of levels. Meghan Markle has teamed up with Billie Eilish to give merch to a teen who lost their home in LA wildfire. So Meghan Markle.

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So I'm like, I literally did not think you were going to say that.

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No, like if anybody else posted this video, any celebrity influencer, like it wouldn't be news. We wouldn't be talking about it. But this is the fourth post on Megan's Instagram. And it is a video of her being very excited because she shares a story of how when she was in Altadena a few weeks ago and she was visiting the...

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At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

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ashes and people's former homes that there was a community there was a young girl who was most upset because she got a Billie Eilish t-shirt at a concert and she left it in the washing machine and the washing machine burned down and she lost that memory in that piece of merch and so Megan you know reached out to everyone she knows to get to Billie Eilish to see if she could replace that shirt

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for the girl and Billy's and her team sent like a package of merch and this girl was going to be so happy, which is like a nice story.

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Yeah. Signing everything. Of course. Like, yeah, I just want to say this is a dream. This is a great story for Billy. Like Billy's having a good press day. A hundred percent. She didn't even really have to do anything. Yep. The video is so crazy because as I said, it's the fourth video that Meghan Markle's ever posted.

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This is like the first post on her feed at like about like even the service that they do, which they did a lot for the wildfires. They were visiting with families and they were photographed doing this and that. And she doesn't take like, you know, videos on her iPhone, selfie videos. Like it was felt like an influencers. They wouldn't even post it to their feed. They posted to their story.

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Like, yeah. How did this make it to the grid? Yeah. It was also very like edited in the sense that like every three words there was a cut, which I don't know if everybody notices stuff like that, but considering she's just like passively telling a story, I don't know why there had to be so many cuts. Like what, why couldn't this like be? just, you know, a stream of conscience.

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I would love for you to be a part of the redheads. The issue is though, like five people is too much for a podcast. Cause you've been on the redheads before, like for two different episodes. So you would have to come for someone's seat. And I think you should start with Margo. Like if you're trying to like take someone's seat, like see if Margo, I love having Margo on the show. Here's the thing.

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Yeah, like when I see influencers doing ads, like when there are cuts every three words, it's like, you couldn't just like say it, you know, you couldn't say one sentence cut. Like maybe I sometimes cut out like, um, a pause or an, um, Oh, I always flood my words and I just do it again.

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At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

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And I cut, um, but this wasn't that this was, she's just like telling a story and there were so many cuts and then it was posted and it was just like so fucking random.

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Like, I understand if she wanted to post it because she thought it was a sweet story. Billie looks good. It's, like, you know, just uplifting. Like, first of all, like, post it to stories.

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And the thing is, like, her and Harry do a lot of community service. That is, like, their job. Their professional thing.

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And the fact that she was so impressed that she was able to reach Billie Eilish. She thanked Adam Levine and Bahati. It's like you are literally one degree of separation from Billie Eilish. I'm shocked you didn't have her phone number. But someone you know obviously knows her.

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Yeah, that was really weird. All celebrities know each other.

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a fresh young perspective. She chooses books that we wouldn't choose. And like, she hate, like there's always someone who hates the book as much as Margo. So like she speaks for that person. But I do think like that's the chair that someone might get up from. If I had to pick.

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Happy Wednesday. It is the day of the wens, which feels fair. Yesterday was a shock to the system. Today it is what it is. When we're done with this episode, we will have ushered you into the latter half of the week and we just have to keep looking towards the future.

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Or their manager or their agent or their publicist.

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Yes. However, so the, the posting of the video is kind of random, but I feel like if she's now getting into this like content creation era and like we can expect stuff like this all the time, then I guess this was just like kicking it off. And this is what you wanted to say.

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Right, but that starts today. What are we posting today, tomorrow?

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Right, but if the next thing is in two weeks and it's another trailer for With Love Megan, where does this fall in?

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No, and the cover photo I think was the pile of stuff from Billie Eilish. So I'm like, what is this pile of stuff?

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But really fantastic for Billie and the team. And I'm happy for the girl. It's a nice story, as we said. Of course. Just a random bit of content.

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Yeah. Also, speaking of Billie, I want to get your like ask what the streets are saying, because when Beyonce won album of the year, Billie had tears in her eyes. Did you see that?

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didn't at the time I just kind of like thought maybe she was like so happy for Beyonce but it's like Kacey Musgraves got roasted because like she wasn't smiling big enough meanwhile Billie was like crying but was she crying because she lost her she was so excited for Beyonce and her first win I

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That's a good feeling. That is so nice to hear. That's not what I thought you were going to say. So I'm just like feeling really...

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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Okay, I love that. Like, I should take Margo's temperature. I think she actually loves being a redhead, even though she acts like it's such a burden. But I think she loves the time spent with her big sis and her big sis' friends. And I do think that she, at the end of the day, likes being forced to read different types of books. And I don't know how she feels. We need to do a State of the Union.

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Like, how are the girlies feeling? Should I text her? Dana and Rebecca love it. Like, you will have to pry it from their cold, dead hands. Same for me.

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Yeah, no, I just, but it's putting it out there. Well, next month's book that Rebecca chose, I've been seeing it everywhere. It's like called like all the colors of the something and it's so acclaimed, but it is 600 pages. So like, what if we did, what if that chair was like an alternate chair?

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Yeah. Oh, my God. I forgot about those times.

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Yeah. I wonder where that could possibly be.

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Yeah, because also it's called the Eagle State on their license plates in Fairview. And like that would be Pennsylvania.

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Are you ready for our fourth story? Oh, my God.

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The month after that is Dana's choice. Could also be.

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But like, what about when you don't like the book and you have to finish it?

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Thank you slash church. You're welcome. Our next story, Denise Richards teases her and Charlie Sheen's daughters about having fucked up parents in the first trailer for her new Bravo series. I was shocked. I think we reported a while ago she was getting her own Bravo show, but you know, that's like a book getting cautioned.

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unfamiliar to me no i it felt familiar in the sense that i feel like we were like oh go denise like you leave the housewives and get your own show that's what everyone thinks it's gonna happen when they go on housewives and it never does um but then like to actually get to the point of filming and green light like we're on so the first trailer for denise richards and her wild things dropped

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And she is letting cameras into every aspect of her life with her three daughters and her husband, Aaron. As her kids get older and her career continues to evolve, she's showing the ups and downs that come along with being a woman who does it all. She says, I'm just trying to balance everything. I'm an actress, wife, the Hollywood thing.

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She is then shown with a bunch of different former Beverly Hills castmates. Camille Grammer, Garcelle, Kathy Hilton, Sutton. Then Erica Girardi appears. They have... longstanding beef. We shall see what happens.

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And her girls who are like, you know, young women. They're always making news. They're always making news. One is 13, one is 20, and one is 19. So it'll probably be a lot about like them and their antics. And then also like her mothering and then with a bit of Hollywood. I'm not like dying to watch it, but I could see it maybe doing well and being good.

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No, but it is a good format that has worked really well for.

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A lot of people have tried it and it didn't have that same success. So I could see this being like that. But Don't Be Tardy is actually a really good example of this being able to work.

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Okay, well, Margot won't listen to this episode, but I'm sure someone will tell her Claudia's coming for your scene on the Redheads. Yeah. And let's see. And by the way, maybe she'll then like want it more. Yeah, she'll know like it's very coveted. Let's see what happens from there.

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Yeah, and we'll always have that. And now we have this. And they can't take that away from us. And now we have Denise Richards and her wild things. So the show premieres on March 4th on Bravo, if that sounds interesting to you.

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Okay. Our fifth and final story, my girl Sabrina announces her short and sweet deluxe album featuring a Dolly Parton collab. So Sabrina shared with her fans yesterday that she is extending her short and sweet era and she's bringing one of her biggest heroes along for the ride.

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Yesterday, she announced that she's dropping a deluxe edition of her album featuring none other than Dolly Parton on a remix of Please, Please, Please. So some of the new tracks that she's adding for the deluxe album are like totally new songs that we hadn't heard yet. We need more short and sweet. Like it was a little too short and sweet. Agreed. Bonus tracks called 15 minutes.

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Couldn't make it any harder. Busy woman and bad reviews. And then also that's a lot. Yeah, Please, Please, Please featuring Dolly Parton. I do feel like some of these songs aren't just songs that were left on the cutting room floor of short and sweet. I feel like they were written after the album came out.

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Like I remember, I feel like she got bad reviews for, maybe it was when Please, Please, Please dropped as the second single. People were like, this is no espresso. I feel like it might be about that.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

3401.275

Like someone's performance in bed or something. Yeah.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

3405.437

Do you think 15 minutes is about 15 minutes of fame?

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

3426.784

But what I actually loved about Short and Sweet and what she had said was she finished the album Short and Sweet before Espresso even came out. So none of the album was trying to cater to the success of Espresso. She didn't write the songs to be like, this could be like Espresso sequel. The next Espresso. Like it was done and dusted and in the can and like,

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

3446.017

moment in time and it didn't have anything to do with the public reaction success I think was why it was so great she just got to do her thing and not worry about how it would be received so if these songs are from like the post launch era they might be a little more catered to what she thinks people want which is never like a great place to be but I trust in Sabrina that's what I love also Dolly throwing her hat in the ring and on please please please so it'll be like a song we can enjoy for the second time

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

3502.187

Like 3 a.m. version, 2 a.m. Yeah. Because I don't even know. So here's Tortured Poets, the anthology. It's not the anthology. And here's Tortured Poets Department, the anthology again. Maybe that's like clean versus not clean. I'm only seeing like one. I think it was just really one turtle and it was really long the whole time.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

3529.998

The Tortured Poets Department, not the anthology. Okay, here's regular. Yeah. It goes all the way down to Clara Bow. Oh, I guess it is much shorter. No, you're right. Like no Peter, no Paul. No black dog, no high school. Yeah. Albatross, Chloe or Sam, Cassandra, Bolter, Robin, Manuscript, People's Windows, Amy.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

3559.514

yeah I didn't even know that okay I was right I did so I guess she's so confusing I've never really gotten into the anthology I could say oh my god it's the better part I thought I was saying like the second half now I realize like I just never I never really got past the first half just well like you have work to do I know it's always waiting for me but I just I always start the album after fortnight of course I started on tortured poets and um

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

3588.265

Was that the fifth story? That was the fifth story. New Sabrina music. Earlier than expected.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

363.003

I do think the DTQ is larger than the BHQ.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

3667.233

That is really tough. I feel like she would be able to find this out for herself.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

3679.366

yeah yeah I agree but then if she ever found out that you knew and you didn't tell her well you could always be like I didn't want to be like if your own parents won't tell you like why is it right her to tell her but I wanted to help you if it is true see the light I don't know I think sound kind of sounds like a plot on Desperate Housewives yeah I think help her find out but then you're just being so disingenuous like when you honestly just tell her

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

3709.48

Yeah, it's also like a lot of work. Help her find out.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

371.247

that's so us like that is so us so that was you didn't watch last night and at times i'm like why are we watching the show like it's feeling like a chore it's not feeling like southern charm however the end of the episode when kathy hilton hosted a dinner party for kathy dorit bows and erica that's oh the dream team the dream team that's why i'm watching the real house for that okay like and they had a real conversation about dorit's marriage and like erica is being the friend that like

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

3717.886

Yeah. And just be like, this is what I heard. This is what I know. You know, could not be entirely true. You should go and confirm.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

3726.813

That's when it becomes a mess. It's like all the people in the town and the friends and the neighbors know, but their own daughters, they can't know about themselves. Everyone's complicit. Everyone's like talking about you, knows more about you than you know about yourself. Yeah. Terrible feeling. Just tell her.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

3750.566

Yeah. It sounds like she already knows.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

3759.488

No, but it's like she already really knows. If she had no idea, never spoke about this, but you just found out that her and her sibling have different. That's true. Then I wouldn't upend her whole life. But she pretty much knows. She's just looking for confirmation. So just give it to her.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

3860.953

It's nothing to be ashamed of. And it's something you can heal from and rehabilitate if you are looking to do that. So I actually don't think that that's a total deal breaker if he really is committed to getting help.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

3885.859

Yeah, but maybe the cross-dressing, hiding social media like has to do with a larger porn addiction. And so I would first tackle that and then see because they're definitely like you should look into.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

3901.121

I don't know. Like I, I think, I don't know.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

3914.084

So I would start with the porn addiction.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

3933.589

But maybe not. I mean, you're just talking about Caitlyn Jenner because we have that one. Yes. And that's my only frame of reference. So, of course, that comes to mind. Same. But I do think some people like might just cross-dress and it ends there. I don't know, but I think so. Otherwise, like cross-dressing wouldn't just be a singular thing. It would be like.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

3951.806

So. I don't know. But I think you have to have a lot of honest conversations with him. Just asking him to be honest about how he's feeling. Maybe it's couples counseling where a counselor can kind of draw that out of him so you can understand how he's feeling and what he's looking for.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

397.034

you need, she's being Phoebe, if you've read The Wedding People, she's being Phoebe. That's why we're watching Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. So, you know.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

3984.66

I think I would say couples counseling for this.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

3999.211

But she doesn't want to get divorced. Like she wants to make it work. So like, I think you have to take steps towards making it work while also, and I think he needs to be rehabilitated for his porn addiction. Yeah.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

4062.529

um also yeah also ask like do you like your relationship and you want to keep it enough but they're married but they don't have kids correct she didn't mention any kids and like if she wants and they got married six months ago so if she's super conservative maybe she could be six months pregnant but no i don't think they have any kids if she wants to have kids and yeah it just depends like what what your priorities are here is it making the marriage work is it

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

41.982

I mean, it's a great convo ender while also being agreeable and accepting the things that we can't change.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

4148.176

Um, I would write back, grow up. That's it.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

4170.284

But even someone who's turning 21, like wouldn't mind sharing a birthday with their niece. And it sounds like she's so crazy. There's no way you guys are that close that like this day is going to be a conflict for anyone. And if it were to be a conflict, like what a simcha, what a joy. So many birthdays, so many kids. Like I would just right back grow up.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

4187.315

If it escalates, take all your pregnancy rage out on her. Like you... we were just doing Maggie Bitch Wife when you're pregnant, you have carte blanche to do whatever the fuck you want, even when you're wrong. But here you're right. This, I would just, I would go at it for sport.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

420.805

My first session is tomorrow or is it Friday? Oh my God. My week just got sort of like blown to bits here. I was like bragging. We got over the flu and it was the weekend and blah, blah, blah. And then Harry got an ear infection and has been like really sick with it. So like, I kind of have to like wipe the slate clean for the week, except it's Friday. We'll be fine.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

4208.462

That's the craziest thing I've ever heard, especially.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

4212.064

The backstory makes it even crazier, but even if this was none of those things and low risk and whatnot.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

4254.446

And hopefully in better times. Of course. Oh my God. That just gave me a pit again. I had forgotten like momentarily.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

436.696

My appointment's Friday to record. Oh my God, I took a video of myself singing it.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

468.224

No, it's like so annoying because I guess an ear infection like is a result of a sickness and then like it sprouts afterwards. Yeah. So we were like out of the woods, fever free for like 48 hours and then back. And so like we went back to the doctor yesterday. So it's an ear infection. So he's on an antibiotic and it'll get cleared up.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

492.305

Because that's in two days. Like, a lot changes in two days. And the recording studio is my house. So, yeah.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

507.978

So, I'm obviously memorizing the song. However, I can't really change the way I'm singing it until I get feedback from the producer.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

516.324

I did take a video of myself singing it and I thought I kind of- How could you not have sent that to me? I thought I kind of crushed it until like the last line I had to like redo. It was bad. That's okay. Maybe I should send that to him, but I don't want to scare him. He doesn't know, you know?

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

549.197

Yeah. And he can auto tune me, but I still want it to be myself. Otherwise it's like we could have hired a professional. However, in this moment, like I'm not super, um, like, egotistic about, like, being, you know what I mean? Like, I want what's best for the song. Like, if that means that you are getting, like, 80% of it, like, that doesn't bother me. I just want you to know, like.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

588.049

Yeah, I guess because we're not actually putting out a song. It's a theme song. It can be fun. It doesn't have to be good. There's space for me. But I always let you know when I'm like, I want visibility on something. This isn't, if I don't have what it takes, I just don't have what it takes.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

62.494

Yeah. It has to do with faith. Like, accepting the things that I cannot change, which is the fact that it's Wednesday, and I'm just gonna accept that.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

632.447

I have a bad voice, but I'm very musical, you know? So like I can understand the beats and the rhythm and everything except like the sound of my voice is bad. But like, I'm not just like totally off.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

649.667

I feel like today, so far this episode is just like me fishing for compliments. Like about my voice and the redhead.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

656.769

Like you're like really showering me with compliments. No, but it's also like you. You're just being so complimentary.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

747.93

We have to have him do our next toast artwork. I totally agree. I would only trust Michael. Like he's kind of the only name and like his vision. He just totally gets us. And he's like the only photographer I feel comfortable with at this point.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

779.673

No, but there was also a gym teacher. Starts with a D. I'm sure he's listening right now.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

806.858

Yeah. So that was very exciting. Highlight of the week and really a front runner for Queenie of the Week.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

820.634

Yeah. So if you have the chance. You look really cute today. Oh, my gosh. Thank you. I was thinking we're both in like our winter whites.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

843.578

Can we do my Patreon idea this month of closet swap? Sure. Maybe I'll just do it for you. Because my idea was that we would each film ourselves. I love doing a dual vlog now. really put our heads together.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

856.842

I'm such a content creator. But so that I would like take a couple pieces, send them to Turdy. She would film herself like opening them, enjoying them. Because I have a lot of maternity clothes and things that you would like. So can I do that? You don't have to then send to me. If people want a part two, that's a different story.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

881.275

I just think it's like such fun pen pal things, but I guess not.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

888.488

And OK, but if it's something that you wear, I'm not going to send you crap like I'm going to send you like good body suits, good material, Kamali hatch like I got your body suits while you're pregnant. You know what? Yes. Not a body suit, a cat suit like with pants. That's what I wore. Like the Norma Kamali cat suit. Like it's just a great base. You put a cardigan over. Yeah.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

912.481

No, oh my God, no, I'm not a sick individual. No, no, no.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

916.362

No, I just bought a couple of bodysuit t-shirts where it's like a t-shirt that then goes into your undies. They'll be here on Thursday. I'll let you know how it goes.

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

936.986

Yeah, but also like doing anything and seeing your own midriff makes life worth not living so like this solves that you just said a mouthful there sister my midriff is none of my business yeah i agree so i'm really excited about this new technology i've invested in body technology without technology shout out to the camera and the counselor hold it down classic

The Toast

At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

98.335

You're in for your own things that you had.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1002.013

But no, no, no. Like, get mad. Get mad, bro. And I actually saw one video that I felt like was the realest moment where this one astronaut was saying how he tuned into his church service every Sunday to like because he needed God. And so he felt really connected. Like, he just became very spiritual. That's nice. That's real. Like you're stuck in fucking outer space. Like where's the panic?

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1029.291

However, that is what it takes to be an astronaut. Like you have to truly be that person. Of course.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1035.194

No, I know. But astronauts are always going to have extenuating circumstances. Like they seriously chose the coolest of cucumbers to be astronauts. And now they're showing us why they were chosen. But I don't know. Like I'm just going to need some more emotion from them.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1053.618

You believe that shit? No, that's really, really crazy. What was the other one that was weirder?

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1060.904

A latte? They don't have espresso machine up there?

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

107.139

The head of toast relations. Correct. That's very exciting. I am wearing our aforementioned rugby polo long sleeve shirt. It is this baby blue. It's got the GSU on the breast because I am a graduate of girly swirly university. I am highly educated. I'm a highly educated individual. And I think that that shows. And so I wear this shirt with pride.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1071.853

Yeah. Yeah. And it's like spam. Yeah.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1083.587

Way too dramatic. Way too dramatic. You have to be very calm.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1101.42

Well, you could bring games sometimes.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1107.667

I think I'd be bored enough to play.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1110.968

I think I'd get bored enough to play.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1117.411

For sure, but I played gin with you at Yardhouse, and I whooped your ass.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1125.533

Yeah, and we played four-person gin, so that's kind of hard.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1182.714

like answer for a lot of the things that she said over the years that like are a little fucked up but like I guess up until this point we hadn't really like discussed them yeah and she just thinks she's like being like funny and her professionals and I think like probably the producers around her like hype her up and people are like oh my god Garcelle you slay and then like yeah then people are like hey that was really nasty and then it was everyone and what are you gonna say like yep there's nothing so I think she just got like a little too hyped up on herself

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1227.48

Like you don't really have that much going on. It was like really harsh when Erica said like, I want you to be more interesting.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1236.825

Yeah. And in which case, like, sometimes like it's a season for reality tv and it's not and and her work she doesn't have a lot to share in her personal life because she's working so much right so it's not like she doesn't have work yeah um so we'll get into that how are the stories the stories are rbg i like that random but good i like some of them

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1267.02

I was going to say, who else do you talk to that would know that?

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1317.971

Do you know what I mean? Well, would you want to go golf with him?

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1325.633

Like, do you want to do anything on Thursday?

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1332.232

It's not that he's choosing other people over you. It's that he's choosing golf over laying in bed.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1359.92

Okay. Now, without further ado-da-do-da-do, it is time for the RBG stories that you need to know.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

137.306

It's very true. And a place that you can be proud to be an alum of. I think a lot of alumni these days are feeling really ashamed of where they spent four years and spent all their money.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

148.396

And not GSU alums. They're prouder than ever.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1649.902

Our first story, some exciting baby and podcasting news. And no, it's not about you. Oh, but Jason Kelsey showed his newborn daughter Finley on the New Heights podcast. And this was actually hysterical because Kylie Kelsey gave birth a few days ago and Jason and Travis were recording New Heights podcast. And the baby makes an appearance.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

165.286

The tote bags are insane. We actually made them almost a year ago, but they just like didn't make it into a drop for some reason. I have been using those tote bags for a year. I take them grocery shopping. I take them everywhere. I use them as diaper bags. Like you need a girly tote bag you need it so true if you get nothing else like but get other stuff you need a girly tote bag

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1671.268

And so Travis virtually met Jason and Kylie's newborn daughter while recording Wednesday's New Heights episode. Jason said, we just had a baby. Do you want to see your new niece? And they literally put the baby in the frame and the headphones on the baby.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1685.903

And Travis is like, hey, little muffin. He said, look at you just hanging out with mom. He asked if she was still nameless because they couldn't settle on a name. Kylie replied, we had to fill out birth certificate paperwork. You could technically leave without it, but we wouldn't remember to fill out the fucking paperwork. Agreed, like you're not doing paperwork after you get home.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1704.312

So she said that her husband, deadass, refused to let her name the baby Finn, which has instead become her nickname and her birth certificate name is Finley. And there it just, he's chatting with the baby. He said, are you happy to be out?

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1721.369

Probably not. And Jason said, how was Kylie's uterus? Ask him the big questions.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1729.493

It's actually so funny. Hysterical that they put the baby on the podcast in the headphones. And that's how Travis really met his new niece because he had only seen one photo.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1745.242

Yeah, well, I think it's just a few days, you know? Like, he doesn't have to be the first one there. This is their fourth child. Like, I do think people get, like, less and less, like, hyped up. And it's like, we'll meet her when we meet her. And maybe he has plans to make his way. But him and Taylor have been, I don't know.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1761.452

No. He appears to be in front of, like, an ornate barn door.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1770.086

Hang on. Yeah, go to page six. It's the first story, so then you can see the picture.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1773.447

Oh, okay. That works, too. But then you can see the pictures of Finley with the headphones, which is seriously the funniest thing I've ever seen.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1792.757

Yeah. So I don't think that's his house. They have been spending time in the mountains, like in Utah and Yellowstone. And so maybe they're still out West.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1811.001

You might, but they've been traveling. They're like enjoying life right now. I don't know if they went back home.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1819.246

I'm feeling like it's a rental.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1828.412

Yeah. They're very similar to us. They're male us.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1845.142

I don't think Kylie would want an Hermes blanket. I think she would literally hate that.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1854.425

But I can see her like hating a baby Brezza. You know, I feel like she has a really strong opinion.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1861.681

No, because she has everything for babies because she has three. So I think just like maybe like a cashmere sweater that says Finley or something like just a normal gift.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1872.385

But then also like baking for her, like bringing her. I think that's what Taylor could do. I think that's like the nicest thing you could do for someone.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1881.228

Yeah. And so if they are going to Philadelphia to know, like to she'll come over and she'll cook. That would be like the best thing to do.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1895.338

Yeah, I wouldn't expect that from anyone other than like real family. But yeah, if someone wants to bring me over a pot of soup, that's amazing.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1905.862

Like don't give me jobs. They'll come pick it up. Or bring a beef stew for a nursing mother. Like that's actually the best gift you could give a new mother.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1939.739

Or they could just like pay the day rate for your housekeeper.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1962.952

You should register on BabyList for a broom.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

1993.1

I think it's both. I think it's like foyer is the real word, but we say foyer.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

2012.432

I think you're just overrating all of this and worrying about like, I think you're just going to be like in a peaceful state as long as like you're holding baby. As long as you're holding baby, like who cares what's in the foyer?

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

2044.037

Yeah, I hope so, too. But I actually don't want to lose that part of myself. No, no, no. It will always come back. But in the immediate aftermath, I really hope that that just takes a back seat.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

2059.344

It's a non-issue. Do not give her anything. I'm not even going to give you the blanket that I was going to get you because you don't need it.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Why? What if it ends up in the foyer?

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Don't get her anything. Let's give her what she wants. Let's give her what she wants.

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Okay. I think we should do it, guys. I know everybody who's getting gifts listens to the show. Like, I'm telling you. Let's see.

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Okay. um so mazel tov to the kelseys and to finley welcome to the world that's a cute name too it fits with like their vibes why it that's the only one i know there's one with an e like lc elliot oh you're right you're right hold on now we just need to put no it's not lc kelsey i love that

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We forgot to mention that yesterday.

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Okay. Wyatt, Elliot, but it's spelled like funny. Yeah, they do two T's. Two T's and an E at the end.

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I see. So Wyattota, Elliotote, and Bennett. Cute. Really cute. Cute. And then Finley. So cute. Yeah. Mazels. Mazel. Are you ready for the next story?

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I wish for Parge in this like this forever.

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Our next story is Morgan Wallen cashing in on the SNL drama and releasing God's Country merch. So yesterday, Morgan Wallen dropped some new merch saying, get me to God's Country. It's a t-shirt and two hats. It's actually quite Pargey. This story has obviously become like so viral and he's cashing in on it.

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I think a sign for me of like, I'm here to do the two songs. Like we're doing two songs. I don't need to be a part of this. Nothing more, nothing less. And then when it's over, I'm walking out the door. And I am starting to feel like the God's country thing was more so like he didn't enjoy his time in New York City. Like, I don't feel like it was about SNL being godless heathens.

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But I do think the two things together have made it look like like the walk off plus get me out of here makes it look like he's angry at SNL. But I actually could see a world where it's just like something that he posted because he missed home and he's been in this big city.

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Yeah. And not like that he's running away from SNL, but like he spent a week in New York City. And if you don't love New York City, like that's kind of a tough place to be.

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Yeah. So that's very exciting. We'll see you tomorrow. How was your April Fool's? Did you survive? Did you get pranked?

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Why does it feel like so many people announced stuff yesterday? Like real stuff. What is it? And by the way, we did that too. We announced our merch.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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Well, yeah, I saw she launched toilet paper and I was like, that's fucking brilliant. And Claudia was like, it's April Fool's.

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I'm like, I don't think it is. It's in women's wear daily. Like, I think it's real.

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Turned out to be real. But it's like, is there a strategy behind doing an eye book for us? Do you get like more engagement because people are unsure?

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Yeah, so I hope. I like that. That's that. Yeah, they're trying to make this, I guess like Avengers where like every superhero has their own movie and then together they have one big movie. And let's see how it goes. I would give it a chance if it's good.

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I just don't know if I have enough time and space in my heart to care about the Beatles.

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Yeah. But I might become obsessed with the Beatles from this, as one does. Like you did with Elvis. More, more, more.

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Oh, interesting. Let me Google, let me look at their catalog quickly.

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Like a lot of their songs are really annoying, but I do feel like they would have like a couple of pargy ones.

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It might be Here Comes the Sun. Yeah, some of these are so annoying together. Yeah, not my favorite.

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Back in the USSR as Beatles. No, it's Sigourney Weaver. I know. Well, if that's Beatles, I love that song.

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Oh, Let It Be is really pretty.

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I love the Hebrew version. Oh, also good. I actually think it's better.

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But they also have a lot of annoying songs, like Yellow Submarine. What the fuck is that?

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We were at the farmer's market and they were giving out a flyer for like this Beatles cover band. It was a picture of a yellow submarine. And he was asking a lot of questions. So I put on the song.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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That was a look. I take it back.

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Yeah. Are you ready for a fifth and final story?

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And for us, because we love BabyList.

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Yes, and it also helps with the people asking, what do you want? Not only do I not want to tell you I don't want to answer your text message, here's the link to my BabyList so that I'm getting only things that I want and need and not extraneous items that I don't want.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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No, it's amazing. You get that little add to baby list button on your bookmark bar and you go to any website, hit add to baby list. Like you could be at shoptoastmerch.com adding to baby list. Just say it.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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That was funny. I actually, I feel like there were so many less pranks this year, which was nice. And there was one really good one that I saw and it was the sort of thing that's like, wait, now I want that. And it was Dyson.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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It really is. I can't even tell what's better when you're the person receiving BabyList and you get everything that you want or when you're buying a gift for someone and you know that your gift is going to slay. And you know it's something they need. Yeah. It's like crushed it.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Well, our fifth and final story is actually really funny to me because someone stepped in it.

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Someone stepped in it today and it was actually Ariana DeBose.

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So this is really funny because she posted a quote about narcissism on her Instagram and the quote said hold on I need to get the exact words right. It said, narcissism is not something to be coddled or encouraged. And it was on like a graphic of like flowers. Now, if you remember from last week, that was from Jonah Platt's post about Rachel Zegler.

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Right, and lest we not forget, Ariana DeBose and Rachel Zegler were in West Side Story together.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Right. So now Ariana is clarifying that she did not know where the quote came from. I mean, who could know such a niche reference? I didn't even know it. When she posted the quote that said narcissism is not something to be coddled or encouraged in a since deleted Instagram post Tuesday. She said, quote, I post quotes all the time and thought this one was meaningful.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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We'll fully cop to the fact that I did not do any research on where this quote came from, nor did I know of the connection until it was pointed out to me. I have no intention of inserting myself into a news cycle. Literally, who would want to be a part of this?

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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She said, this is not the first time I've posted about dealing with narcissism, and it probably won't be the last, but next time I'll be sure to clarify its origins first.

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So crazy. I actually like her statement. I feel like as best as she could back Pella out of this, she did. And she also like didn't say she didn't get into picking sides of Joan or Rachel. She was like, no.

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Like, I understand. I don't think it was a slight at Rachel Zegler.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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They must have really resonated with it. People really get. Read it again. Narcissism is not something to be coddled or encouraged. It was imposed over a bouquet of flowers. Is that like a relatable. People are really passionate about narcissism.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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It is losing its meaning, but people love to like accuse other people of narcissism. People have dealt with narcissists, both real and imagined, are constantly speaking about it. So like she said, I will continue to post about narcissism, but I'll be sure to clarify the origins next time.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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I didn't think it was so crazy. I didn't think, and what's going to be annoying is like, especially on Instagram in feed, you know, we're going to get April Fool's pranks in a few weeks and you just have to check the date on everything.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Yeah, like, this isn't... She has, like, a couple of demerits, of course. This will not become one. Just one.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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But... This actually is in the pro column because it's a hysterical saga.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Yeah, and if you like the one line, it's like even if you didn't agree with what was on top or below, like you didn't see it. Like narcissism is not something to be encouraged or coddled. Okay.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Well, no, but I think that they're the originators. I do.

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Interesting. Well, they're curators. And that's a job. That's valid. That's valid. That's real.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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So, Ariana, thanks for the lols.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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And like Kyle doesn't even want to be on the left couch. It's like she would love to be on the right couch. Except like she completely ruined all of her chances of being on the right couch with everything she did this season.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Yeah. No, I think like Sutton and Garcelle could still like be friends. Sutton doesn't want to not be friends with Garcelle, but she's like not going to take up for her with the other girls, unless it's Sarit, whose friendship she still wants. So really like Kyle, she's just not going to be there for her. So, and Garcelle has only done that for Sutton. So of course resentment is going to build.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Well, that's what the reunion is for. And I think that's why this one is so good. Even compared to the season is because like, we're just speaking plain. Honest. I'm going to ask you a question. I'm going to get the answer. I'm going to ask you your opinion and you're going to tell it to me.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Whereas on the show, everything is like, you know, there's a million lunches and a million side conversations. And this one meets with that one. And it's like, Let's lay it all out on the table. And these are opinionated and thoughtful women. So like they have a lot to say. And I was feeling like everyone was so well spoken in defending themselves or explaining themselves.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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But then the next person is like, well, you know, is cutting that down. I'm like, well, that makes sense too. And that's why it was a really good reunion. Even in Dorit talking about her divorce, which like isn't controversial in the group really. I felt like she was doing such a good job of explaining where she's at, but it's, it's so weird how she's like separated from PK.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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They could still get back together. Like that's her family, but also like for her job, which she will need if they divorce, like she kind of, he's her enemy. And they're like talking so poorly about each other. How do you get back together after that?

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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She got me so good that I still have to like remember that it wasn't true. But basically I woke up with like so many texts and one was from the Redheads. We're planning our next episode. And she sent a screenshot from the author that we're reading this month.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Well, when she explained herself and she was like, you know, you could come on here and say anything about your husband and get people on your side because it's only your story that we're hearing, which is actually true. I could see someone doing that and that would be wrong.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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However, is that what you think of Dorit, this person who's been your friend for over five years and your best friend at times? You really think she's that sort of person? That's what's more jarring, not the idea that someone could do that because actually I'm sure people do that and we never hear from the husband and they just get dragged through the mud and we're like, Yeah, women. It's true.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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But that's what you think of your friend? Why is that your friend?

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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And what's so funny is if Dorit, like, had been cagey about it. Dorit's not opening up. Dorit's not real. Dorit doesn't share. Dorit tells everyone when she speaks to them about her divorce.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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No, and it's such a lame look that she's so like big and bad in her confessionals. And like, it says like really things as harsh and true as this. And then when she's, you know, in the moment, she has nothing to say back. It's just like, it's a weenie look.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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And the author had written on his Instagram story like, hey, just found out that the Redheads are reading whatever his new book is called for their next episode. They're always so hilarious, insightful, like give it a listen. And then it was like a book emoji and a worm. And I just went back like, oh my God, like that's so cool. That would happen.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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There's just been a lot of other stuff going on.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Yeah. And because like Sutton's not unwavering in her support for her. So it just looks even worse when it's just like every one piling on Garcelle and she has nothing to say.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Yeah. I thought Dorit looked great. Yeah.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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But you can see the stress on her. So when she says she's heartbroken. I believe her. Of course. And why does no one believe her? It's really crazy how these women give her. I don't know. I mean, Bose, of course, supports her. And Erica does, too. And we have to remember who Erica was when she came on the show. Self-proclaimed not a girl's girl. And she's changed so much since being on the show.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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But she's never going to be like that again. us against like teamwork makes the dream team like she's just like her own person so as much as she is could be like supportive and be that for Dorit she is and I have no issue with her whatever but it just looks different than like Bose who's like yes girl like we got this us against the world

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Yeah but if someone was like wanting to settle down with Andy now and they were my friend like yeah I'd have reservations that he is up for the commitment of and you know because he's been 50 years of not.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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um you didn't go like double check I went on with my day and then I realized it was April Fool's and I was like damn I wonder why I haven't heard from Dana yet she always gets me early in the morning and then later she said it was April Fool's I was like oh okay I that one was really ingrained in my mind the key to Dana's success is she gets you so early it's like the first thing you see in the morning but I think her praying for me not to criticize because she's really good at it her praying for me this year was so stupid yeah that like

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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They're not as traditional. I felt like Sutton was spot on, actually. No, about Keely, yes. No, no, no, about Andy, too. Andy is not a commitment person. He doesn't want a life partner. And so, what, one day after 50 years, he wakes up and now he knows how to be in a committed relationship? I don't think so. So I think Sutton was straight facts. Like, yeah, I feel that way about you, too.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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It's a crazy thing to say to your boss and the person who's meeting in the conversation who you do want to like you and be on your side. But actually, I thought she was spot on.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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I would say that to any friend who's dating anyone who's like, you know, a man who's like even 40 that's never been married or have kids or been in a long term or engaged. Like, it's just a red flag that can be worked through or understood. But like, it definitely gives you pause. I feel like Sutton was totally right for saying that.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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No, and this whole time I thought her primary wasn't burned down. I knew her house burned down, but I thought it was the one that we kept seeing on the show.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Well, we were just getting to know Bo's.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Margie. So we'll see what's next.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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That was not a day. I'm sorry. That was harder than a work day.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Large. I took a large in everything, and it's super cozy. But could have even done a medium in this for something more fitted.

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Yeah, that's our show. We love you very much. Thank you for listening to The Toast. Make sure to subscribe. Give us a five-star review. Give us a thumbs up. Whatever feels right and natural to you. And we'll see you tomorrow. Love ya. Bye.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Elyse Myers is like your guys' favorite.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Yeah. Well, good job, Dana. Another year we survived April Fool's. Yeah.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Because if you send me a text message, I'm not going to answer, let alone fill out a bracket. Like, it's bad timing. Okay.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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She should have pranked you by saying you're in first place.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. She went to college with us. Dana's in third. Wow, she's definitely cheating. Who's in second?

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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You should have voted for Auburn.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Because the head coach is a Jew and a proud one. Oh, I love him. I love him.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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He's such a king. I need to be done for Queenie.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Of course. And like, he's just such a rock star.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Of course, your insides influence the way that you look on the outside.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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I just feel like it was Emily. Don't you feel like that?

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Got it. Well, that's Dana's network. Her network is her net worth.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Yeah, other job that she's got. She stays friends with everyone.

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if he did a bracket, how many people you think he could get?

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Yeah, my middle school friend.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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It is. It's a good thing. It is. It just ain't me.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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I feel like you haven't shared this on the show.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Where do you feel him right now?

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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because you're wearing a gargi-pargi set. A gargi-pargi lowercase, gargi-pargi uppercase set.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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That's why I did this. You want the chance to scream at Ben in a tone, in a tenor you've never reached.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Well, definitely put out like pause. I know that's like so corny, but definitely like positive thoughts. And then also there are things that people do like.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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And I like I it's not the sort of thing Dr. Fox is going to endorse because it's like Lauren Bostic said that Reiki like a sound bath flipped her baby.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Right, right, right. But you should do it anyway.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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I do think you should like look into some of the Eastern things. It doesn't hurt. It's just could be a waste of time, but you have time.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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I've been seeing a lot of positive things about acupuncture. Have you?

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Wow. Yeah, I just saw a reel about acupuncture and what they were saying it can do. It's like magic.

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I didn't hear about it curing cancer.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Yeah, I think you should reach out to your woo-woo friends. Ben. Lauren, you should ask her.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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So yeah, let us know how that goes. You're taking a journey east.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Sometimes it's the, you have to trust the process.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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It would definitely hurt. Like I don't think that would help anything.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Well then, I just don't think that's what a pregnant woman should do.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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I think the womb is like an anti-gravity chamber.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Okay, they don't have that canned up there for you?

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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I just feel like those astronauts like aren't being real.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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No, no, no, no. Not a conspiracy. Like, I just feel like maybe they're just such professionals. And also like the elk of an astronaut is someone who remains calm. Yeah. Not a drama queen whatsoever.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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seats in the arena like sometimes that does happen but like for the most part with these like super famous artists like Taylor Beyonce like people are going to the concert okay yeah well I think the cultural impact might be a little different you know when you compare like Beyonce's renaissance tour and all the hype for that I didn't know Cowboy Carter was starting last night like it's kind of quiet Cowboy Carter was starting I'm realizing now that she didn't do a Cowboy Carter tour yet I thought like maybe there was like a break she was like picking the tour back up I know this is like a whole new show and

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Right, no, she did Renaissance for the last album, then released Cowboy Carter, and now is Cowboy Carter.

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No, she's moving quickly. Maybe she has bills to pay.

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Are they open on Ticketmaster? Are they being resold?

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That was last night. Okay. 5-1 tomorrow. Or three days. Her next show at SoFi. Let's go on Ticketmaster. Let's see what's going on. Oh my.

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And then, yeah. And then, obviously, we didn't want to leave the mothers out themselves. So we're bringing back an old classic, the Toasty Mama T-shirt. This is an extra large. I haven't put it on my body yet. I feel very superstitious about it. Yes. But this is what an extra large looks like if you're curious. And I'm showing all the items on YouTube if you're listening as a podcast.

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There are resale. Obviously, you know, that's like the pink button.

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But this is what I'll say. There are tickets.

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There are resale. You know what? There aren't a shit ton.

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I kind of would. I find that shocking. Even though like maybe it's because her album was like such a departure from her usual stuff and she wasn't like fully embraced by country. And then like her OG fans maybe aren't into country. So she's in this like middle ground.

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Yeah, but Album of the Year doesn't really have anything to do with.

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With sales or reception or fandom. So tours are really indicative of that. Do people want to show up and spend their money?

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It was interesting to see how she is incorporating other Swirlies besides Blue Ivy. I have wondered long about the twins, right?

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What is the other twin's name? Rumi and Sir, yes. So it's kind of Rumi's... Rumi's big night. coming out party. What is her debutante affair?

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I love that type of nepotism, honestly.

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And we never see Rumi. We never see Rumi. I didn't even know what she looked like. She looks just like Beyonce.

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Yeah, so they're slowly rolling her out.

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She was just there being swirly and waving. I think she's too young to take on choreographic responsibilities.

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She was just sort of nestled in her mother's bosom while her mother sang a beautiful song.

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Having fun. No, the sales is definitely interesting.

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Yeah. Her announcement. No, no, I knew. I knew there was a tour and I've been seeing people on like Twitter complaining, like people who waited in line on Ticketmaster paid full price, like dynamic pricing and then seeing like seats in their section going for like a hundred dollars. Like, but they paid like 600. Yeah.

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So I've seen like a lot of people love to complain about like Ticketmaster thing. So I knew Beyonce's tour.

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was happening because of that people were complaining yeah people literally live to complain like an artist can do anything they want to make it like a peaceful process and there's just going to be complaining so that's what i've seen they complain when there's no tickets on ticket master now they're complaining that there are too many tickets on ticket master i'll be curious to see if like what happened to like katie perry kim petras like will um

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ShopToastMerch.com, 10 a.m. Eastern time. Cute little collection dropping. Just a small batch, you know, so make sure you set your alarms.

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Like, that type of content will find me if there'll be, like, videos of empty rows or... I don't think Beyonce's fans will do that to her. Me neither. And also, I think that, like, when you... The first night of a tour and, like, videos start to come out, the Blue Ivy, the roomie, and then just, like, beautiful... Then you want to buy tickets.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Yeah. So I do think it's sort of an issue that might resolve itself, but it is interesting to see perhaps the impact or, like, influence of this particular era just not... Hitting.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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I'm seeing a lot of stuff from Katy Perry's tour. And I know it's like everyone's freaking. It's making me want to go so bad. It's the most effective form of marketing. I must see this circus in real life.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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I am so obsessed with Katy Perry in not a positive or a negative way but like in a genuinely like like I'm so interested in her she's such a freak like well I need to see this show in in the realest way the way I feel is I feel like as you know a society in a country like we we pride ourselves on like not bullying right like we're not bullies and bullying is bad and

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And, you know, it happens a lot where, like, people become, like, the butt of a joke on social media. And there are multiple ways of, like, handling it. Sometimes they handle it really well. They roll with it. And, like, even if it's not genuine, they, like, laugh with everyone. Right? Because it's, like, kind of the only way to survive. Katy Perry is, like, not doing anything.

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She's sort of, like, letting everyone bully her and then, like, crying about it on stage.

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Right. Like, giving people more. Like, has she always been this weird? Or are we just noticing? Yeah.

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And like major success. Yeah. But when the success started waning and then you just saw the weirdness of, you know, Bon Appetit.

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The weirdness stuck around. The success did not.

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Couldn't have said it better myself. Seriously.

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Because I think romantic news is kind of taking the world by storm. What is it? BJ Novak. Oh, it has taken my world by storm.

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You guys definitely know her face if you don't know her name. She's, like, so classic.

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Yeah, no, I know it's like technically a large age gap. She's so wise beyond her years. I'm not worried about her.

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I also love that, like, obviously this is a romantic relationship with her, but when you're in the public eye, like who you date raises your star. And like, I want her to be famous. Like I want her to book real roles. Like she deserves, she's, it's very rare that somebody like blows up and they're so talented, right? Like she writes these sketches. She's a funny actress. Like she's very talented.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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So if BJ Novak is a stepping stone in her career, I'm here for it too. yeah i don't like die for bj novak the way like people do people have like huge crushes on him you know i don't have they're like his crush on him i i don't die for him because i didn't watch mindy project or the office he wasn't in the mindy project he's just friends with mindy but okay

The Toast

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I'm obsessed with Mindy. I'm obsessed with Mindy, and I give zero thought to BJ Novak. He's just not my guy.

The Toast

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She's also very beautiful. She could also be a model.

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It was a pregnancy announcement. The twins.

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Completely agree. And I don't know either of them personally or really like all that well in terms of their personality. I just do feel like it's a good match.

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I absolutely love this. You'd love to see like an internet swirly kind of getting plucked from the gutters into Hollywood A-list and for it to happen. It couldn't be happening to a better person. I've actually met her once at the Dear Media studio. She was like on someone's podcast and I was just like, oh my God, you're so funny. She was so nice and so pretty in real life.

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And I'm happy for me because this is such a great story. You know, like I love talking about it.

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And it's more often than not flipped gender roles. It's usually like the famous celebrity woman dating the internet reality star guy. Yep.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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We're insane. Who would ever come on our show? wouldn't literally biggest podcast in the fucking world no we're really sick i mean who wouldn't come on our show we're so funny you would have so much fun you would have so i mean you're not invited we don't really have guests but you would have a blast

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Um, You know, I have heard on TikTok that happening at like your 35-week appointments, like the whole time there's been another baby in there hiding. I did actually go to the doctor yesterday. I can confirm. Solo traveler.

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Jackie is booking up quickly. However, if you are famous and interesting, reach out.

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No, and every time I do, I'm like, we've got to check this more.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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There's like so many money-making opportunities in there, like celebrities. I've got to – I never check. And literally the last time I checked was – Over the summer, literally in August, we're sitting by the pool, and we had a message from Amy Schumer. I'm like, what are we doing? That was the last time I checked. I have to go check again.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Or me, if you want. I'll get it to Jackie. She says both of us.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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In Uber Eats' defense, you can also get groceries on Uber Eats.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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No, the thing is, I'm really not looking for, like, cohesion and authenticity when it comes to, like, Martha Stewart's brand partnerships.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Inauthentic. Yeah, Martha gets a pass for literally everything. For everything. I also just don't care. You know, I'm more shocked like logistically. Of course, I never thought of Martha Stewart as a type of person who typically orders in. But to have never once like what you weren't like hold up once and you needed to order a pizza like nothing. She says she will go out or she will not eat.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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For now. Ooh. He does give the vibe of the type of baby who ate his twin, you know?

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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That's really crazy because she's been to prison. So she actually she ate prison food.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Her next spokesperson ship should be for DiGiorno.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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It's not delivery. It never is. It's DiGiorno.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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One of those billion dollar... Blue plate? Home prepping. What are they called? Meal prepping? Meal kits. Meal kit. Yeah, like home chef. They should snatch her up next. Those companies have a lot of money.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Actually, I had a Bo's idea like three seconds ago, too, about DiGiorno.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Yeah. No, I was wrong. I take it back. I'm sorry.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Yeah, I should have said it on the show. No, I don't, because your marketing is so subliminal, very Josie and the Pussycats.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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That's restraint. I think a lot of us wish we've never ordered in. It's never, like, the most amazing food. It's convenient. It's easy. Sometimes it's cheap. Like... It's not like the most amazing culinary experience, but sometimes it's like, I don't want to cook. I don't want to go out. So it's like the easiest way. So the fact that she's never given in to like just what's easy, that's shocking.

The Toast

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No, we're just trying to respect and appreciate the mothers. Is that so hard for people to understand?

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Her restraint is something to be admired.

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So we haven't talked about this on the main show, but there's like something major going on in Celebrity Big Brother UK. JoJo Siwa is one of the contestants and fans were very quick to notice this like very... We talked about it on Patreon. Yes. This very... kind of touchy, lovey-dovey, close friendship relationship with a man named Chris Hughes. Now, JoJo is obviously a lesbian.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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We know this for a couple of years. And she just wasn't acting like one, right? And at first, I think it could have been explained away. I definitely thought, I'm like, it's fine. Like... I didn't think much, but the more it progressed and it like the hugging and the hot tub and it was a lot. The show came to an end. It came out that Jojo and Jojo has a girlfriend this whole time.

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We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast and happy Tuesday. Wow. That's like early in the week.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Jojo's girlfriend and her have broken up. A them friend. Okay. Jojo and her partner have broken up. Kath. Kath. them, friend.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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They're no longer together, which obviously sparked rumors even further. And now we're like, we've had all these questions, right? We're just watching this feed. They don't know that the world has become fucking obsessed with them. And now... They've said it.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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No. Yeah, JoJo was having a conversation on the show with someone. And she was like, you know, this whole time.

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So that's exciting. I actually wrote down a couple of things that were exciting that I needed to talk about.

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And she said, like, she was just, you know, they're having a nice conversation being like, you know, this whole time I thought I'm lesbian, but I really feel like I'm not. I think I'm maybe more queer. Yeah. And people were, you know, guessing what that meant. Now, obviously, it could have been a direct correlation to Chris because she's having feelings for a man.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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So it was a lot of moving parts that really all led to one conclusion.

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I had seen people explaining, being like, well, maybe she's not in love with Chris. Maybe what she's saying is that a lot of the people she's attracted to aren't identifying as women. So does that make you a lesbian if your partner is they? Yeah. So maybe that's why she said she was queer. Maybe it's not Chris Hughes related, but it could have been Chris Hughes related.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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No, for sure. But what about like all the hugging and kissing?

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Or not. Or just being in that house all cooped up together gives you ideas, and then you get out in the real world, and you're like... It's camp goggles. Correct. So there's a chance that they date, but there's also a chance that they don't date, and I don't think it has anything to do with them not being attracted to one another. I just think it could be a result of the experiment.

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Oh, you didn't talk about it. That is weird.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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You're in the house. What else is there to do besides fall in love if you're, like, a young eligible person?

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Sure. You want to get all serious about it.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Yeah. The stakes are less high when you're a celebrity big brother. I think it's for charity, you know? Well, obviously the stakes are high for charity, but like when it's regular big brother, it's like life changing money. Yeah.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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So you really, you can't be bogged down by relationships, but people go on celebrity big brother because it's popular and it makes them famous and talked about like we're talking about right now.

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I mean, it also depends on your personality type, right? Like I know if I was cast, like I would be such a fucking crazy person. I would win.

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Everyone in the house would hate me. Like I can't help, but once I'm like, I'm not interested in playing, but then you got me in. Oh bitch, I'm going to win.

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Everyone would hate me. I'd be focusing on like how I can make a poop in private. Cause that's like definitely a concern. But other than that, like I would have to win.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Who won the season of Celebrity Big Brother UK?

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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This is going to be a spoiler alert. So just if you're watching.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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That's how I felt when I got on my phone and I realized I didn't tell anyone that Alex Earl commented on Zandra's post. And it was like, it was really crazy.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Oh, maybe the show's still going on, but those two are out. Cool, cool, cool. Because the 2025 season concluded, though, on April 25th, three days ago. However, as of now, the winner of this latest season has not been publicly announced. That's weird.

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We're talking about Kath, so that's a win for Kath.

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I can't explain how I oddly don't feel bad for Kath.

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I think JoJo has really toxic bad taste in women.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Based on the limited knowledge I have of JoJo's relationships, there's always drama. And I just feel like she's not being instructed. She's a dating coach, you know?

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That's okay. I just meant to bring it up as like kind of the one remaining champion of these two women individually. And this is the first and maybe only story

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I honestly don't know enough about Chris.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Yes, right, right. He's so great. He's kind of beloved in the UK.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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And Big Brother, Celebrity Big Brother UK is a very important show to me.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Pretty much, I would let Gemma know that she is a fat cunt. And the shoes that she gave me were not the type of shoes... I would wear. They were old maiden type of shoes. And she said that those shoes were meant to be worn on a beautiful woman. So if that's the case, she should have put them back on the rack because she was not qualified to wear those shoes.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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And I think Gemma's just a disgrace to women who are actually beautiful. Somebody lied to her several times and told her that she was fly, hot, and sexy, and beautiful. And she's nothing like that. She's nothing of the sort.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Nobody has ever been read to feel so disastrously. And on a whim. Of course.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Yeah. She didn't prepare any of these remarks. It just flowed out of her like vomit. And it's so... Eloquent. Brilliant.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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She should have put him back on the rack.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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sign of life from these two Alex commented on Zandra's photo from stagecoach of Zandra looking like fire flames and Alex I think just wrote like hot or something like oh my god no no there's been a rapprochement yeah I don't know like this doesn't this didn't happen in a vacuum no some people are like well see there was never anything wrong no there was they spoke they buried the hatchet

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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And I'm such a fan of these two reconciling that for me, it meant a lot. So that's kind of what I did this weekend. I can't believe I forgot that in the weekend catch up yesterday.

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Yeah. Guys, she had like this big extravagant, you know, like kind of one of these, almost like a stereotypical influencer gender reveals.

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Either half the stage was pink. Type shoes. Half the stage. Half the stage was blue and whatever slime came out of which side.

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Lele was on the pink. Her husband was on the blue. Like it was really split.

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on almost like a cartoon like when you like which is extra like it's not just like oh she slipped like it's just like scary because she's pregnant like this is a pregnancy no it gave me such a pit yeah the gender there are certain gender reveals that are like famous gender reveal videos you know where it's like the mother-in-law comes and like hugs the son like there's a million I feel like this is going to go down in history as like one of those gender reveals for sure and I'm sure that like that's what she wanted for her I mean it's a huge gender reveal and she is yeah

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I know. We need to carpet our bathroom.

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Yeah, and that's literally how she pays her bills. I thought what you were talking about, influencer drama, are you at all following the Keto Girls Ozempic thing? No. No?

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okay let me tell you you probably have seen this girl she her name is janelle she's a nurse but she's a big tiktoker as of a few years ago she invented like the um bell peppers with cream cheese and everything but the bagel seasoning like that trend okay janelle and so nurse do you know her face i'm gonna have to give them more information nurse tiktok She's like a mom.

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Okay. So, but you are probably familiar with her cultural impact. The boats of cream cheese on bell peppers.

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No, no. Like that was her. She like brings these like weird crazy snacks. She's always been keto. And then her keto snacks like went super viral. And now she does like macro or whatever. She's like a diet person. And she's always been like very healthy looking. I would say she probably had like a normal like 10 to 15 pounds to lose. And she was always like actively trying to lose that.

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Yeah. And then like a year ago, like she started to lose the weight.

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and well she had said that you know she actually wasn't doing keto anymore she was doing macro and she had all these amazing recipes and she started selling her like course right um like here are my macro tips my i don't know what exactly was in the yeah we're like way the food i know what those are she sold like a program a program

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And, you know, she for as long as we've known her, like this kind of stubborn weight that she hadn't lost, she did. It wasn't significant loss, but it was like I think a lot of women relate to that, especially women with kids. It's like those last 15 to 20 pounds, like just will not go the fuck away.

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So I think her program was actually quite successful. Then she decided, and there has been like whispers about her being on Ozempic. Like it's not a big deal if you're on Ozempic.

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Now, she did then very strangely voluntarily share. It's not like she was exposed. She shared that she, as a part of her like working with this new doctor.

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Like a couple of months ago. The macros. They switched to macros and they also, you know, got her on a GLP-1. She just sort of like, you know, brushed her, got her on a GLP-1. Yeah.

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the interwebs like they freaked now now like the running line is like of course like we don't care if you're on ozempic but like don't sell us your program and like while i agree like you you can't lie like sell a weight loss program while also being on ozempic and just not sharing that it's like no suddenly everyone's fine with ozempic like we're fine with it but you know your program yeah but what but the but if the program like actually is designed to help you lose weight

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I think it's perhaps if it worked for her, I think it might be designed to help you lose weight in conjunction with a GLP-1.

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But you said it's very successful. It's a very misleading program. way to sell something when it's like about like, this is the program I did. Well, it's like a major part of what you did isn't included and not being shared. So Jackie, yes, it's Brooke Windham. She's Brooke Windham.

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She's getting fucking eviscerated. She's now offered refunds for her program. Yeah. So much so that like when I was at dinner last time with my friend Margo, who like doesn't know anything like about the Internet, like she was like, did you hear about Janelle? And I was like, I did. I don't have a horse in this race. You know, this is not my plate, literally. I don't know.

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I just feel like if you're buying a weight loss program from an influencer, I mean, cause she is a nurse.

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Shall we dive into Dear Toasters? We shall. Okay. Our weekly advice segment every Tuesday, Jackie and I try to help out three swirlies in need. Feel free, if you ever need advice, write into us. These are all real submissions from real listeners. Deartoasters at gmail.com. That's the email you can write into. Or you can head over to our website, thetoastpodcast.com.

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There's a little submission box when you scroll down. It says Dear Toasters. It's totally anonymous. All right, ready?

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Let me get to the top. Okay. I then come to discover my boyfriend and his ex are sharing custody of their two dogs and I had no idea. Do I confront him about this? Do I let sleeping dogs lie? I'm shockingly not rattled by this at all, but should I be on a rampage? Thanks. Love ya. Bye.

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I don't think they live together, so I guess like... They have visits?

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like the dogs are there or you're not keeping track. I don't know.

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No, I think she knows that he has dogs. I don't think she knows that they spend significant time with his ex-girlfriend.

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Right, like has he been actively lying or keeping this from you? That's an important distinction. I don't love people who are comfortable just like not sharing things. It makes you feel like, well, because you're not sharing this, you're fucking your ex-girlfriend, right?

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Like the lie is what makes it, there's nothing wrong with sharing custody of your dogs, but lying about it to your current girlfriend, that's what makes it, that's the crime. Of course, it's always a coverup, never the crime.

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I actually think that they are. That's insane. Gordo. I agree. I don't know what the right thing is. And I've never dealt with it. I imagine it's incredibly difficult. But I think and I feel like we just had this conversation about Caitlin Bristow, right? Because she had all that like dog drama with both of her exes. You have to clean break it. And it's very hard. Like, in a marriage.

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Like, that's Tom and Katie, and I think they got those dogs together. Tom and Katie, I actually probably, I understand, is probably one of the more difficult situations.

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October 11th. Sisters? No, Hallie. Twins.

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Right. First of all, the dogs always gravitate towards. Let's say something were to happen. Between Ben and I. I unfortunately think at this stage, Romeo would go with Ben.

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Yeah. You're saying Bruno would go with you? I'm saying Theo would go with you.

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Yeah, that one, like, had training wheels. It's true. Like, you were really learning to drive. But now you can, like, treat your car with respect.

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Yeah. Ben is like such an active parent. It's like annoying. I don't even stand a chance with these dogs. Like they like they love me, obviously. And they lay in my lap. But the second Ben sits down, they literally get up out of my lap and lay in Ben's.

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And I woke up today, I'm like, oh, Thursday. We've earned it.

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So are you suggesting that this particular girl kind of demands that her boyfriend stop sharing custody?

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really healthy it's it's very millennial core it's really crazy silly but for this girl um i'm glad that you're not upset i would just be like a little concerned any like partner who's comfortable hiding things from you it's not a great trait so i would bring it up just for the sake of like transparency being like are you keeping something like kind of major for me it's just like your dogs don't live with you half the time your dogs are gay

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Yeah, I feel like the custody situation, it doesn't go on forever, right? It eventually fizzles out.

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I don't know, because Tom and Katie, I would have expected.

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For now. For now. The craziest thing happened to me last night.

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Some people's dogs are their children. It's their life. I get it. I do. I do. And honestly, we're talking a big game. We're talking a big game, but let's say Bruno was ripped from your house. You'd be devastated. You would.

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Or you would try to make it work. Especially for people who don't have kids. Why not? Unless you're on really, really bad terms.

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Or if you're on really bad terms and you can't even see this person.

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They don't get the dog. Yeah. They don't get the dog.

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Right. And I think, you know, Tom just went on Katie's podcast. So like they're actually in a really good place, like friendship wise. So I think it's fine for them to see each other like every week. But it's hard. Like it's emotional, too.

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And I think maybe like, you know. You know, dogs don't live forever.

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Oh, so maybe that's like sometimes you think like until the end of the dog's life.

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Well, I think once you have kids and your kids love the dog, like you win.

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And you know what? They'll have to live with that.

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No, I'm saying it's, no, it's situational. It's completely situational. It's just prolonging an issue. You can't make generalizations.

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But Jackie, we are getting off track from this particular girl. How do we help her? No, but it's a fascinating conversation. Does she confront her man about this? Yes. He should not be comfortable having secrets.

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Yeah, don't make issue with the fact that he shares custody. The fact that he kept this huge part of his life from you. It's a big thing, custody. Yeah.

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Why? Just being like, by the way, the way it happened to her, she didn't do anything wrong. This thing was served to me. I saw your dogs on Instagram.

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No, but I'm glad you brought that up because it's relevant, okay? I'm out to dinner. I walk outside. It was very hot in the restaurant. So like me and my swirlies, we were chit-chatting a little bit outside before we went our separate ways, you know, sort of ending the night. And I just look to my right. Who do I see?

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You have to say, your dogs are gay. That's what you say. No, you have to talk to him about it. You can't get away with lying.

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Okay, we have a little interfaith drama.

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One of my best friends is getting married this summer. The man she's marrying is a total pijam. He's Jewish. She's non-denominational Christian. The problem is that she's very against doing the hora at their wedding, even though he told her how important it is to him and his family. She claims it would be offensive to her religion and to her family.

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She will not even allow her husband to do it on his own. I tried to tell her she's being absolutely ridiculous and the conversation ended up in a fight. Am I the crazy one? Is this actually offensive? Of course I don't want it to be in a fight with her, but I also can't seem to get over this. Help.

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So for those who don't know, we'll set them up with Stitch.

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this is for those who don't know she said that her friend yeah the hora is like a dance that's traditionally done at jewish weddings it's like a jewish song it's just like old klezmer music and then you put you know the bride and the groom up in a chair it's all very celebratory it's really not religious it's more cultural um they do it like at really all jewish weddings no matter how religious you are they actually do it at like non-jewish weddings too it's kind of become like a wedding thing like throwing you in a circle

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Oh, if you've seen Gossip Girl, when they go to the bar, they do it at bar mitzvahs too. They put Blair and Chuck in the chairs at the bar mitzvah. And it's just, it's done at all weddings. All Jewish weddings. Jewish weddings.

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I feel like if you're entering into an interfaith marriage, you have to be – and one person is like not converting or anything. We're going to live. We're going to coexist like a bumper sticker. You have to be a little flexible, right? This person's entire life philosophy is a little bit different than yours. So you have to be willing to mesh. And I feel like the Hora is such a –

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Pretty arch, right? You don't realize, but getting married under like four poles that like create like a little arch is actually a Jewish thing. It's like, it's called a chuppah. Yeah. But people do it now because it's like aesthetic.

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I don't know if you're Jewish, but you sound like you really respect the faith.

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1000% it's such a small ask, you know, of all the, there's so many Jewish customs at a wedding. Like some of them are really extreme. Like, so for him to just ask for the horror, which is like, seriously, everybody knows the horror. It's in every movie ever. It's like literally not even Jewish at this point. It's like so cultural.

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No, I hate your friend, and I understand, like, it's not your business, but I love that you're a dog with a bone, like, a dog with a bone for this. And I agree. Don't let it go. It's wrong.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Oh, the horror. Oh, the horror of this situation. I feel sick. I feel sick. No, keep going. Keep playing this episode for her.

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Yeah. No, I mean, it really doesn't bode well at the beginning of an interfaith marriage. And I actually have sympathy. I think an interfaith marriage is probably really hard when both people are deeply attached to their religion so much so that they won't convert or give up. So it requires a great deal of compromise and, you know, listening and learning.

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And she just sounds like a bitch, honestly.

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My husband. And I was like, we both exited separate restaurants. I knew he was going to dinner with his parents. He knew I was going to dinner with my friends. We didn't like coordinate where we were going. So we ended up eating on the exact same block at the exact same time and leaving at the exact same time. We didn't even coordinate going together.

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I'm sure there are non-denominational Christian things about this wedding. Has he said anything? No. No, you're telling me there's no nothing religious from your side, right?

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Give the man his horror. Give the man his horror.

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I know. I think I called her a bitch.

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Yeah, I don't think it's going to have the intended effect. Oops. Third and final, dear toasters. Hey, swirlies. My boyfriend and I, both 25, have been dating for a year. We randomly got on the topic of threesomes and he admitted that he has had a threesome and a foursome. The kicker was that both experiences were with one girl. The rest included his very close guy friends.

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So three bros, one girl. I was shocked to hear this as he is a pretty shy person and I wouldn't expect it. Am I crazy to think it's weird to have threesomes and foursomes with your guy friends? I was kind of laughing when he told me, and I definitely asked him if he swung the other way or, you know, has been on the other team a couple of times. It isn't a deal breaker for me by any means.

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I'm just curious if this is common with guys. I have guy friends as well. I'm 99% sure they would never have sexual experiences with each other. He also assured me that he wasn't hooking up with the guys, just sort of waiting his turn. Anyways, I'm laughing writing this. What are your thoughts?

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Your husband is gay. I was going to say something else. I do think that there are definitely threesomes with multiple guys. Boyfriend. And they're 25. So I think that guys can have threesomes with a girl and it not be gay. They really just stand around watching and waiting and they don't jerk each other off. I think there are non-gay male threesomes.

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So I think it's possible. Like, yeah, your man has no like gay afflictions or. But the thing is, is like. It's up to you. Like, right. Like, is that something you're comfortable with your preference? Like if he is, you know, doing like the more gay type of threesome.

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That's like, it gives an ick. The idea of like you waiting around watching your friend get fucked, like get a life.

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Yeah. It's kind of gross not to be like, you know, kink shaver.

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No, threesomes and foursomes can be very beautiful. But you're right. If you're just like sort of waiting around for someone else. Threesomes and foursomes can be very beautiful. No, like if they're done properly. But like you're just waiting around like for your friend to be done so you can get your turn on the Ferris wheel. Like seriously, it gives loser energy. I agree.

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Someone confident and like someone confident would never participate in that.

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I know, because things, you know, gender threesome, they kind of go flying.

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Right, like in a chair with your pants down. Like, I just think the idea of it would give me the ick so much. Not like that having a threesome is icky, but like you just like sort of stood there and waited around.

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Like we literally left the apartment together and we went like he, I walked, he took a cab. Like we literally went separate ways.

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But based on the tone of your submission, I wasn't getting the vibe that you were particularly bothered.

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I wasn't getting the vibe that you were particularly bothered by any of it. I think she was more so just asking, is it normal for your boyfriend to have threesomes with guys? And I want to say, I do think that there is a world in which there are guys who have had threesomes, like the Bonnie Blue type, where you just wait around and that aren't gay. And it's not normal, but it's common.

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No, Dr. I. Fox said yesterday the 30th percentile is actually average these days. He did say that. We were talking about percentiles of weight and height.

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I did walk. Yes. I left really early because I wanted to walk and I took like literally 25 minutes to walk 15 blocks.

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Yeah, he said 30% is the average. I said, wouldn't 50% be the average? He said, not these days.

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Yeah, or just like sociologically, the elements, like people are getting smaller. I don't know.

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I have like, I seriously don't, when they talk about percentiles at the doctor's office, like my eyes glaze over. I do not understand it.

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Got it. Okay, so you got a 50. Congrats. Majority rules. Thank you to everyone who wrote in. We've just so loved helping you and guiding you through this special time in your life. Thank you so much for listening to The Toast, the millennial morning show where we deliver the fast five stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube.

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It was a little chilly, too. But we left the apartment at the same time. I didn't see him arriving at the restaurant. But what are the odds that we would be leaving at the same time, too? Do you know how disorienting it is to look to your right?

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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and see your husband in the wild, and walking out with a woman. Now, it was his sister, Maddie, my Malcolm Tynum sister, so it's fine.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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I don't know. I don't know. No, I'm kidding. It was so disorienting, and I'm like, Ben? It was kind of like a movie. Everybody in the streets was also like, oh, this is a moment. We all sort of froze in time.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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So much to talk about. Like, first of all.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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I ate at Bella Blue, which is on the same block as Raphael's, which is where Ben ate.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Which is like a pop and new Israeli spot.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Claudia was next door housing pizza and pasta. Oh my God. And like I ordered really like well, you know, like I ordered well.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Jackie and I soft launched our new merch collection. It's a small little drop we're doing. It's tomorrow at 10 a.m. Eastern time at ChopToastMerch.com. In the spirit of Mother's Day, we always want to be shouting out our mamas. I know we have so many... Okay, not me doing like a Heil Hitler. I was shouting out... By the way, I was shouting out...

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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A little bit, but I was splitting a bunch of fat things with my pregnant friend. And when we were ordering them, you're very conscious of your order being big. I'll have a whole pizza and a whole pasta. And I realized I do this thing when I'm being particularly pregnant. I'm so self-conscious of people not knowing that I'm pregnant that I'll hold my stomach when I'm being fat. Yeah.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Or if I'm walking really slow in the street and people give me looks, I'll immediately put my hand on my stomach. It's kind of like a defense mechanism. So when the guy was like, do you want the pizza and the pasta together? I put my hand on my stomach. I'm like, yes. Yes, I would.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Yes, we do. Yeah, because we are. Yeah, two.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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I'll have the pasta. Correct. Maybe we'll split.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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So I ate really well. And then I saw my husband. It was so crazy.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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And do you feel like that story lived up to the hype of me saying the craziest thing ever happened to me last night?

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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To be clear, that is 100% my role. When the dinner is over, I do not dilly-dally. These days, yes, because I'm just uncomfortable in chairs, but always. When the meal is over, let the meal end. Why do we have to add 20 minutes to the end of the meal? That makes me hate the whole experience, you know? Yeah. I'm a big fan of calling it when it's over.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Yeah, it's different also if you're cocktailing it up. Okay, like we could sip on our cocktails. But like, no, it's a weeknight. A lot of my friends have children. Like we had dinner.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Correct. Or like even ask for the check.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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So what I like to do is go to the bathroom when it's time to get the check and I flag down the waiter and be like, can you bring the check over? So it looks like the waiter just presumed we were done.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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I was shouting out the mamas, but I did like encroach into Heil Hitler territory. And for that, I apologize because that's not what I was doing. What I was trying to do was salute our mothers. OK, so sorry. We have three merch pieces dropping tomorrow, Wednesday, 10 a.m. Eastern Time. Two of them are for the babies. So we have a little boy onesie. This is like a green and a blue.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Yeah. My God, this place is so tacky.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Yeah. Let's just pay. Get out of here. We have a busy show today. We have dear toasters.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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The DTQ is getting fed. Don't worry. I've heard your cries. It won't happen again. I'll never prioritize myself ever again. Victim energy. And I'm happy to hop too if you are.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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And the Fast Five stories that you do need to know are brought to you by, excuse me, I have a little product here, Spritz Society. So Spritz Society, as you guys know, award-winning spritzers that you can now grab in your favorite flavors in 40 states at Target, Jewel Osco, Harris Teeter, GoPuff, or our website, SpritzSociety.com.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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But now also on our website, SpritzSociety.com, in certain areas, you can get 60 minutes or less delivery on SpritzSociety.com. In addition to our national retail expansion, you can shop Spritz Society and select markets for delivery in 60 minutes or less. Also, if you use GoPuff in your area, which I do literally did this morning, I needed milk for my cereal. Yeah. We're on GoPuff, too.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Like, this has just been a dream. It's been so exciting. We have so many fabulous flavors. What I just held up is our pink lemonade flavor, probably one of our top-selling flavors that we created in collaboration with Lauren Bostic from The Skinny Confidential. We, of course, have our lemon iced tea that we created with our king, Craig Conover.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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So if you want to hop on the phone, if you want to do video chat or you literally want to text, like you can talk to them like however you feel comfortable. Also, sometimes when you get matched with a therapist in real life, like it takes a couple of times before you find the right one. Like it's just not a personality match.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Today's episode is also brought to you by Quince. Mother's Day is approaching. Let this be a sign, like, if you're being a bad daughter or son and you haven't bought anything yet. Or husband. Or husband, yes. Mother's Day, like, is kind of slowly approaching. And mothers are very difficult, you know. They love to be like, don't get me anything.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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And then they get mad when you don't get them anything. Mother's Day is close. Well, yeah, they are. And I just think that quince is a really great option when you're looking for something fabulous, luxurious, but also affordable for the woman in your life. So everything from quince is super high quality. It feels very thoughtful and it's actually really affordable. So don't overthink it.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Mother's Day. Head to quince. They've got cashmere sweaters. What mother would love to wrap herself up in a cashmere sweater? I have one from quince. It's fabulous. It's stylish and it wears so well. I've had it for many years. But the cashmere sweaters from quince start at $50. They have 14-carat gold jewelry, Italian leather bags, fragrances, and more.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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He's talking about very interesting things on his podcast. Okay.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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The best part about Quince is that all their items are priced 50% to 80% less than similar brands. They're able to do that because they partner directly with the top factories that are making these fabulous items. So they're cutting out the cost of the middleman, and then those savings are passed on to you, the customer.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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So you end up paying, yeah, 50% to 80% less than something of similar quality from a different brand. Of course, Quince only uses factories that use safe, ethical, and responsible manufacturing practices, plus premium fabrics and finishes, which we love. We shop at Quince all the time for like everyday wares. Trousers I have. I have cardigans. I have cashmere sweaters.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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But it's a really nice gift because you know it's made really well. It's pargy, but you're also getting a good deal. You're not taken for a ride. Like why do you have to buy someone a gift and get taken for a ride?

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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That is what he's saying. Of course, we then had to make for the swirlies in pink, same little number. This is a size six month, but it goes from newborn to 24 months. So we've got all the swirlies.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Yeah, I feel like I've been seeing a lot of stuff about Beyonce low ticket sales. And I don't, I feel like every time, like mostly a woman embarks on like a stadium tour, they said it about reputation. They're always like low ticket sales. And then it ends up being fine. Like I saw videos, sometimes it actually doesn't end up being fine. Like, you know, Katy Perry, Jennifer Lopez, Kim Petras.

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The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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I don't know if you saw that Kim Petras thing. She like definitely overbooked, like she overestimated the venue sizes for her last tour. And people were like on TikTok showing like day of StubHub and then like showing empty venues.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Good morning, Millennials!

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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No, I think then she was on a power trip. She was like one of those seniors who was so...

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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No, but the crash from senioritis is so real. Like I wouldn't want to have that looming. And I think that's why people really act out with their senioritis because they know they're about to like. It's a cry for help. They're about to go back to the bottom of the heap.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Whether you're a high school senior and you're going to be a college freshman or you're a college senior and now you have to like enter the real world. Like that's why they're so angry and pompous. So you think senioritis is more of a cry for help? Yes.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Who's your least favorite character on Glee? Now that you put me on the spot to talk trash.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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So it's just given like the changing nature of our lives, right? Choices are being made. That's what I'll say.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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I also, from what I remember, dislike her because he's always knocking Rachel. Nobody will say anything, and then he has to insult Rachel, and it's like, okay, jealous.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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And that's how Jackie sees it. That is how Jackie sees it. Now we can talk about why Sue Sylvester is the best character.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Yeah. No, it's been, I don't know, like 20 days since we trashed Matthew Morrison.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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We've got a lot of business. So without further ado-do-do-do-do, here are the Fast Five Stories that you-da-do need to know.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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I am having a gargi-pargi day because I'm in a gargi-pargi environment with a gargi-pargi gal.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Our first story is what I'm hoping is going to be the last update in the Justin Baldoni, Blake Lively saga.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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No, for a while, because they have gotten a trial date for the lawsuit. A New York judge has set a March 2026 trial date on Monday and moved an initial conference from mid-February to next week as the public feud between Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni continues to grow and accelerate.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Training wheels are off. Speaking of our fancy people, we posted a vlog last night on our Patreon of the whole behind the scenes of the setting up process. It starts with Claude in New York. She vlogged her studio transformation and a bit of her move. And then I flogged, flogged. I did flog it. You did flog it.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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And in a new and separate front in the series of legal battles surrounding the film that became a surprise hit last summer, Blake in a Texas court filed request for a deposition of a man she says was central to turning online sentiment against her during its release and promotion. The New York federal judge told both sides in an order late Monday to prepare for a March 9th, 2026 trial.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Yes. He put out a voice note, two voice notes. He shared that he had sent to Blake at like 2 a.m. while they were filming there from like April, 2023. I've heard bits and pieces like, I'm finding it really hard to like actually listen to and look at the primary source material because it is so cringe. And I just want to say something.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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I feel like some people have theorized that something happened between them. Like Blake developed a crush or they fell in love and then Ryan found out. And that's why Ryan was so mad and tried to ruin Justin. And that's why Blake was so, got her feelings hurt because she had a crush on him and he didn't like her back.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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So when I've seen that, like, I feel like that is so simplistic and juvenile and I've kind of dismissed it every time. And I still think that that's like not exactly what happened. However, now when I read these texts and I hear the voice notes, I'm like, they are talking to each other more intimately than two people would.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Like when he even said, like, I was so excited to have Blake Lively and the whole of you and all of you, like, Who the fuck talks like that in a voice note? Like, my voice notes are just like, um. I receive that.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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That's where I was. But now I'm starting to just –

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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No, certainly not swept away. This is not me being swept away. I'm just like, hmm, maybe there's some sort of romantic element here. Maybe. I'm just now giving it more credence because everything that we're seeing, it's just very intimate the way that they speak. That's all I'm saying.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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We need to talk about that. My home studio transformation. So it's a Parji dual vlog. We really put our heads together and you can watch it on patreon.com slash the toast.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Right. And it also just then adds, not that Ryan wouldn't ever defend Blake at all costs anytime. Like I feel like he, if she was wrong, like he would go balls to the walls. But like if he did feel like he was encroaching on his relationship or that his wife caught feelings for someone else, then he's even madder.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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deny someone's like experience so I actually every time I see that I'm like okay that's seriously the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life yeah that I don't think is it but oh and that Ryan's in the dark on all of this but something about this is like a little more intimate to go from like speaking like this to suing each other is very confusing it's giving scorned lover

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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I don't know what it's giving, but I'm curious. But that's why I think I'm going to watch this whole trial because I cannot parse out what the fuck happened here.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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We need this to be a televised affair. Like the whole, we need clarity.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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A reporter might like recap the fire points that one lawyer made and you'd be like, oh my God. But then they might leave out the fire points another reporter made. And they have their biases. And the New York Times is like being sued and they're in the midst of this. So I actually don't trust the media on this. Shocking.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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I want the primary source material, no matter how difficult it is to listen to and watch like the footage from the movie and the voice notes and the text messages, like the cringe. But I don't know. I feel like this is really high stakes now and we deserve to know everything and we should know everything.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Yeah. But anyways, it's in a year. So I can't imagine it's going to be like a year more of like every day something dropping. I think it will be quiet for a little bit until trial starts. Because also don't you like want some things hold back like to surprise your audience?

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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No, no, this is a mess. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? An update on something on our list is that Meghan Markle has delayed new episodes of her archetypes podcast with Lemonada after postponing her Netflix cookery show.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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So she's already delayed the release of her Netflix cookery show with Love, Meghan from January to March due to the devastating wildfires in LA. And now it appears her podcast with Lemonada Media, which appeared to tease new episodes at the start of the month, will also be delayed. According to Hello Magazine- Why? What? What's the reason?

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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because of the wildfires they didn't put out a statement but like if you go and look they should have been out and then they're not out episodes of archetypes have been pushed back the magazine hello magazine i don't know how much you know they understand that a series of new podcast episodes for megan has also been pushed back as a result Dot, dot, dot. Of the fires?

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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In your own little corner, in your own little square, you can be. When you think of Cinderella. Which one do I think of? Who is your Cinderella? That's a good question. When I think of that song, of course, I think of Brandy. Of course. But when I think of Cinderella, honestly, I think about the animated character. Not Lily James. Not Robert King of the North. Excuse me?

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Yeah. Daily Mail theorizes it's because of that Vanity Fair article about the divorce book or whatever. I don't think it's that. I think she just doesn't have episodes. Yeah. I think it's more so of the classic Meghan Harry. Right.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Yeah. No, it's definitely tough being like a Megan fan and just there's a lot of waiting that goes into it. But wanting to support her projects. Yeah, definitely. She doesn't let you. Imagine being like, we're finally getting the cooking show. Two days till the show.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Um, I'm also just curious from a podcasting standpoint, like what this show is going to be. And like the longer she posts ones, like just the more we don't know. I don't think it's going to be.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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But also I'm sure the old episodes of art, it's still archetypes. So I wonder if they're going to go back to like exploring different archetypes.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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The new Lemonada show is Archetypes.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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I don't know how many people are going back and listening. I don't know. But I guess the Megan fans do have that, that they could always go back and listen. Thank God for like the catalog. The archetypes catalog.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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That's a good name too. It is a good name. Are you ready? Maybe she ever opens like a library. A library that's empty. Are you ready for our next story, our third story? Yeah, yeah. Oh, no, no, no. Ooh, ah, ooh, ah, oh, oh, yeah. A little music news. Pargy transition. Lady Gaga has unveiled the title, cover, and release date for her upcoming seventh album.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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No, I didn't see it until I was looking for stories. Like, it didn't cross my desk as just a little monster. That's worrisome. A little bit. So her new album, her seventh studio album is called Mayhem and it will be released on March 7th. The project will feature 14 tracks, including the previous release songs, Disease and Die With a Smile with Bruno Mars.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Oh, I didn't realize that that was like her song for her album. I think it's also his song for his album because he has a new album coming out too. And I think there's like Collapse. I think they're both putting it on their albums. The Pussy Song, of course.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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I think the flop is considered art pop.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Stay Joanne. Claudia, I'm adding that to things to listen to at length. Like I can't listen to Lady Gaga as an artist because it's all so different if I want like one mood, even though I love Lady Gaga. Like seriously, I'm a little lost.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Perfect Illusion is Joanne. Yeah. Like sometimes we don't deserve Lady Gaga. Anyways, here's the tea on the new album. She said the album started as me facing my fear of returning to the pop music my earliest fans love. She said rather than simply creating the sound of her early hits, she describes her new album style as being akin to reassembling a shattered mirror.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Even if you can't put the pieces back together perfectly, you can create something beautiful and whole in its own new way. Per the release, Mayhem is about chaos and transformation, celebrating music's power to unite,

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Robert Baratheon was in the show for two minutes. The King.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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I just want to say she did put out an album after that, Chromatica. Don't forget. Rain On Me. Except it was a COVID album and it didn't get the love it deserved because we were not popping our proceeds. At the club. At the club. It's a club album. It's like literally for the clubs. Rain On Me is so amazing. It's so, so amazing. That album was really good.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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So I feel like that album was like her coming back to pop from Joanne. So this, we're coming back to pop from coming back to pop during COVID. Okay. However you want to explain it.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Yeah, he was the regular King. No. Yeah. Robb Stark, King of the North.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Joanne was a bit ahead of its time because I feel like that sort of music now is very popular. You know, like Kacey Musgraves, Maggie Rogers, like movie country pop. Yes.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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She is appreciated, but she's always ahead of her time because she is like such a true artist.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Also, don't forget, then she was taken to do Star is Born soundtrack after Joanne. So she was like busy with that. And then she did... House of Gucci. Yep. And then Hold My Hand, Maverick.

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And Hold My Hand got nominated for like all of the awards for Best Original Song. And she didn't win and she should have won. And that's why like these awards can't be taken seriously. It's so true.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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No, that's not true. He's in that show or movie, The Bodyguard. He's always nominated for shit. What else? Like seriously, what else? Cinderella. Okay. He's actually like one of the ones who made it out of Game of Thrones.

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Like remember that Hold My Hand didn't win. Just remember that.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Then she did Falea Do Music, which is like a musical. Falea Flop. And now Mayhem. And I'm ready. Like, I'm ready for Lady Gaga making, doing red carpet, doing press. Like, I just, I love her. She's such a talent. We don't quite appreciate her when we have her. We don't. And I'm probably a part of that too because she is so crazy. But that's what it takes to be an artist.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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In this moment, I like what she's doing and I understand why she wants to do more of it. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, well, see you. Oh, you know what? I'm going to add that to my countdown. Mayhem, March 7th.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Yeah. Well, now I think this is the beginning of the machine. The machine just like got finished being built. Yeah. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story, our fourth story? Yes. Spencer Pratt has passed on a Watch What Happens Live appearance after Andy Cohen's past Heidi Montag diss.

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So Spidey won't be appearing on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen anytime soon. As Heidi's career is making a comeback, fans took to social media to suggest she become Bravo's newest addition to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. While some may be crossing their fingers for her return to television, her husband Spencer was quick to shut down any possibility for her to hold a diamond.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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He said, no thanks. He also said, another one asked if they would ever appear on Watch What Happens Live. He said, the person who said he would rather scratch his eyes out than watch my wife, hard pass. He was saying this on Twitter, right? He was like answering fan questions.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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So then someone else was like, they would be lucky to be on Watch What Happens Live. He said, LOL, yeah. So lucky. The guy that bashes my wife, going to be so lucky to sit with him. Rather sit in my burned house or helpful.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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reality star you know yeah no nobody holds a grudge like spencer pratt and you would think like a and admittedly like they want to be on tv they want to do all these things so you would think that when those opportunities come it's like scruples out the door we want to be everywhere but it's like no he doesn't forget he's not going to sit with someone who has spoken poorly about his wife even if the circumstances have changed now and maybe like he would be nice to them it's like right the north remembers the pratt's remember

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Yeah. Yeah. The story is misleading because they said he passed on it, but I don't, I didn't see it like as an offer.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Yeah. But in these Q&As, we find out who he has beef with.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Oh, that's good that he's also- And Brody used the song.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Brienne of Tars. Oath Keeper. Yeah. Yeah. I agree with that. Peter Dinklage. Wicked. Oh, Peter Dinklage.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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You're welcome. Our fifth and final story, Miley Cyrus is reflecting on her past mistakes and detours. She said, I would not go back and change anything. So Miley Cyrus shared an Instagram video on Monday with Pamela Anderson. They're talking about the movie, The Last Showgirl, which also I think you should watch because.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Oh damn. Cause it was nominated for the Globes and Miley was nominated for

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um but she spoke song her song yes yes yes because she has a song on the soundtrack called beautiful that way and pamela anderson stars in the film so they sat down together and they were talking and miley was snubbed for an oscar and miley was snubbed just like lady gaga yes so miley recalled wanting to be the baywatch actress when she grew up she said ever since i was little it was only pam when people would ask me what i wanted to be when i grow up i would say you and the whole thing the tattoos the hair all of it that's all i wanted to do

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She added that she loved watching Pamela Anderson evolve and felt inspired. She said, I've had so many different pivots and evolutions, and one might say detours within my path, but it always ends up coming back around to make the next stage of who we are, something that's more potent, something that's more real.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Pamela agreed, saying, sometimes you need to go do a little research and come back to your path. She then recalled once telling a director she wanted to let everything go from her past. I don't want to think about it anymore, but then the director goes, no, bring it with you.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Yes, I would agree with that. And it comes through in everything that she does. And she's such a talent. Like she's just so talented in every pore of her body. So whatever she does like is...

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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beautiful but watching her seem so like happy and content and at peace with herself like and just doing the things that she wants like she likes this movie and she likes Pamela Anderson and she wanted to be on the song and that got her a Golden Globe nomination not an Oscar because they're fuckers but right you know it's all coming with just her being her her real beautiful self

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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And having said that, ooh, yeah. No, like, everything of who I am is so Miley, Hannah coded. Like, I'm just... It's so crazy when you think about it. So many of them are inside jokes. What's your personal favorite era of Miley? Oh, I have so many. But really like Hannah Montana, like the movie. That was the most clocked in I've ever, like seriously, like she was my whole world.

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I've actually hidden that song on the album so that I go straight from like Wizard and I to Dancing Through Life.

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So I have to say that. Yeah. I have to. The climb like changed my life, changed me, my DNA, my, on a cellular level. It did.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Yeah, like Miley and Mandy.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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But you can change how you receive it. You can shine a different light on it. Yeah, there's nothing to be done with this information. Do not tell your fiance. He either knows and eek, or you're gonna ruin his childhood.

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Those are his parents. This is just for you to know. And now you know a little more about your future in-laws than you would have bargained for. But everyone's getting close. This is what happens when you share a house. People see things.

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I mean, it's not big. So I'm sure like growing up, your husband has seen the furry side of him like at some point.

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These trips bring people closer together. And now you're closer.

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No. One, I don't know if I would even say it right now, but two, like, no, nothing comes to mind. What about you?

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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I think something's coming to me.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Something that I've previously blocked out is coming forward. And I think it has to do, let me just text you with the words. I think it has to, don't text me yet. Tell me if I'm right.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Unless our texts are in discovery. Texts get leaked. Oh, by the way, if we get subpoenaed, we're screwed. Also, how did Justin Baldoni keep that voice note? Don't they vanish unless the other person keeps it? And even if the other person keeps it, how do you have your own voice note? Unless it was a voice memo. So he, he workshopped it, saved it and sent her a little podcast.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Yeah, of course. They just appear. Yeah, but even if I send you a voice note and you keep it, first of all, never do that. But if you did, I couldn't listen to my own voice note anymore. Only you can listen to my voice note. Correct. So how does he have his own voice notes?

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Unless he sent them as voice memos in the voice memo app, in which case he was like taking even more time, like making voice memos and sending her, which is a podcast.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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But he's sending voice memos, it seems. Otherwise, how could he have his own?

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Do you think a DUI is a deal breaker? I just think usually a DUI like points to a larger issue. So those larger issues might be a deal breaker. I thought for a second he didn't tell you about it. And I was like, well, this is why we can't do long distance. You can get in a legit DUI and I wouldn't know about it. Yeah, yeah. I think it's like evaluate the relationship separately.

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Like I think some, I know not for you. And I do think DUIs are seriously like terrible.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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But people also like make mistakes. So I think there's way towards forgiveness, but it just doesn't seem like your relationship is that serious and you're looking for any reason to get rid of him. And this is a very, very good one.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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I completely agree with that. It seems like her relationship is unrooted. You guys aren't even together. Like, he could go get a DUI. And you're not even the person he calls.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Show your face. Glad to have cleared that up. Mm-hmm. What else did you do last night? Yesterday was such a busy day with post-prod.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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I don't think there's anything like so, so wrong with this. It's just like a little sad because I feel like she has these expectations.

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No, of course, but like...

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i don't even think if he if she was like look at my dress like i don't even think he would be like oh i hadn't seen it before like he would have been like hey ma like cool dress so it just makes me like a little like sad that that she has this all built up so much in her head um and no i'm not sad and she's not gonna get the reaction that she's looking for i don't think well then maybe you should stop this first look one to protect her

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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That's why it's making me sad because she doesn't know that yet.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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I don't know what you should do. I could let it go is all I'm saying. You got to pick your battles. And if you're saying this has been.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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You're not letting it go hard enough. You're not more focused enough. Well then maybe it's not worth letting go.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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It just seems like it's been a treacherous journey. You've got to pick your battles. I personally would not pick this one. It seems innocuous. All I'll say. Protect your peace.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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I guess. Or just let it go. Two paths diverge in a wooded forest. Or don't. I think both of our advices are right. Why? What if you hurt her feelings and then she goes to your husband and then your husband's on you? Why did you like hurt my mom's feelings?

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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I think it will cause more problems than it's worth.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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I'm just, I'm a pacifist, you know?

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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You really don't put yourself in their shoes.

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I do. You have to live with your choices. You have to live with them. So how do you want to live?

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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We're on track today. Like I don't want to jinx anything, but like we started on time. So I think we should be okay. At least for audio.

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Claude, let's give it a shot. Heart hands. You know how we're cropping the video today, so I think we have a good chance. Okay. Love ya. Bye.

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We want to see more of your faces. We're having a hard time seeing you.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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I have created a new life. What does your new life entail?

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That's so cute. Like real kicks and movement. Really crazy. That's so exciting.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Oh, Mondays are your days for updates?

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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I'm just saying, like, it's hard to keep coming up with fruits that are the same, like, inches. And do they do it by weight?

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Yeah. Well, that's to do with like that's helpful for the size. And then you get the weight at the. At the doctor's appointment.

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Well, I feel like later in pregnancy, I came up with like a name that it was going by. Like first was Elsie and then the second pregnancy was Larry. Don't forget about Larry.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Yeah. I feel like you're going to get to a place soon where like you have the nickname. It's like all nicknames.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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I also saw that you said on the vlog that you need to use your coccidinia pillow in this chair, but you don't. The pillow will sink and get lost.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Oh, okay. You're going to wear this hat to the party tonight? I will always wear this hat to the party tonight. But you just, I don't know. Do you think it will change the tone of the show being in such like a studio?

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Yeah. We could have our own segment. We could call it, what are you, futs?

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Yeah. I guess he didn't have that like strong reaction because he didn't hear it in person. But that is really odd. It's a what are you nuts moment. It's a what are you nuts moment.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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He could be mining deer toasters for candidates.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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To be honest, Dear Toasters will never be the same after that.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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No, and it's like until she gives us an update, like we're all just kind of stuck on that. Like Dear Toasters is on pause. Not saying that we're not doing Dear Toasters. Like I would never. We've learned our lessons. But we're all just kind of frozen by this.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Well, actually, my booty. Listen, do you? I just was reminding you. No, yesterday, well, also because Broody was here yesterday. Yesterday, I was literally in the slot on the side. Like, he took up the whole chair. You were almost out of frame. Today, my booty is in the middle, but I do, if I may, sip on that lean because I'm leaning. Oh, sip on that lean, girl.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Yeah. Yeah, and we've never done such an abrupt change, not to do Toast at a Glance, not to do it, but this kind of requires a bit of Toast at a Glance-ness because every other studio change was like born of necessity. Like I move it and then I put up wallpaper. We hadn't moved into a new place since June 2020 and we hadn't like made choices since then.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Let me tell you that will never, Darren Criss would never be like my number one.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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No, I just, like, don't relate. Like, he's not, like... I don't relate to him so much. Like, the things that he did except for firework, like, don't really stand out in my memory.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Oh, I don't want to be rude. I don't want to be rude because in real life, like, they're probably... the only ones that would hear this.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Even though it's like not a knock on Jenna because. Of course not. But she's not Tina. But seriously, it's Tina and Artie. It's Tina and Artie. Well, both of them, both of the hosts of the Glee podcast that I just. Wait, the only, like the only people who've ever supported us. Like that's why I didn't want to say it. The only people who have ever platformed us.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Like, yes, they were my favorite characters.

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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025

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Yeah. Well, we need recipes. We do. Right. No, but she's not going to. She can't bring in the name The Tig. I'm sorry. It's too late. Yeah. I agree.

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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025

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Okay. I mean, yeah, let's see where it goes. But you know us. Yeah. We're open.

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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025

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Yeah, so you'll hear from a bunch of narcs. Yeah. But you did write into us, so you know who we are.

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You were written to a different show.

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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025

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So now without further ado, it is time for the Fast Five Stories that you need to know.

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She gave you that ring that one time. I feel like you're still dining on that.

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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025

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But I was deserving of a gift for my hospitality.

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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025

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Thank you. You're welcome. Our first story, Garcelle is leaving Real Housewives of Beverly Hills after five seasons. So Garcelle posted a video this morning saying that she's leaving Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She announced on Instagram that she is departing the hit reality TV show after five seasons to focus on her family and other projects she has lined up.

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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025

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So she shared a video to her Instagram.

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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025

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Yeah, spelling out the reasons why she's leaving, thanking everyone who has been a part of the journey, the fans, the crew, the wives themselves. She said that she's leaving to focus on her kids. It's their last year of high school coming up, and she wants to be there for that. She also has a lot of work stuff coming up that she's really excited about. And so she is leaving the housewives.

The Toast

In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025

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She did say, like Andy said, she can come back anytime. And so who knows? Could be a see you later. But she's out for now. Yeah.

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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025

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And why would she be fired in the middle of the season? We haven't even seen how things shake out. How do the fans feel about her? How does the reunion go? I don't think she was fired. I think she's really leaving.

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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025

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You know? Yeah. I do feel like there's a reason that she's not saying not like something big and bad, but I don't, I don't know. It just didn't feel like compelling enough. Like she's always been busy and she always has a lot of work. So like it's really been now too much that she can't do housewives. And then to be there for her kids in high school, they're less. It's so weird. Yeah.

The Toast

In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025

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I just feel like there's more of a feeling that she might have that she's just not sharing. Like whether it is she's tired or she's over it or maybe her career stuff is more than ever. I just like, I don't know. I just feel like there might be a little more to it.

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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025

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She's having a good season and we really like her, but it's not like the name on everybody's lips in the whole world. It's been with some other housewives in their first seasons.

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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025

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People aren't really talking about it.

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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025

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Yeah, I agree. She's not been my favorite housewife recently. I find myself always like actually opposed to her. Disagreeing. But not for one second was I like, I don't want her on the show. I mean, this is what it takes to make a show. Like you're going to have people you agree with and disagree with. And I enjoyed her. So this will be a loss. I wonder who they'll replace her with though.

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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025

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Yeah, no, but it'd also be like you getting a cameo from like Kelly Clarkson. Like, yeah, we're both so obsessed. But if we have to go back to the Genesis, like I am more obsessed. But if you got a cameo from Kelly, like you met Kelly, like, I mean, I'm just, you know, I would just be happy for you is all.

The Toast

In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025

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Yeah, I think they should bring back someone. I don't know that we need someone like brand new.

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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025

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But I feel like Denise would only want to come back with Garcelle there and it would be more, it would be better with Denise and Garcelle.

The Toast

In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025

1567.949

Yeah. Maybe like Jennifer Tilly will become full time because Sutton's going to need a friend.

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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025

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Yeah. Or they bring back someone else.

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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025

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Right, but they're always talking about her. She's friends with all of the ladies still. She has a really successful podcast.

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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025

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Yeah. Because she's going through something. Maybe in better times. But there are plenty of people who are still in the mix. Camille Grammer, not that that's who I want to see. No, please, please, please. But I think that would be better right now than finding someone new.

The Toast

In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025

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It's not fair to take out Garcelle for Lisa Rinna because then like you're stacking one side.

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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025

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don't know she's like on the one hand she'd probably be like yeah i'm better off since i left housewives but on the other hand i feel like she's kind of shameless and is like okay a check is a check yeah yeah let's get to work correct let's roll up our sleeves maybe It'll be interesting. Our next story, a little more Housewives news.

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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025

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Teresa Giudice and her husband Luis Ruelas hit with $3 million in tax liens. So according to records obtained by People, the Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa and her husband Luis have been hit with over $3 million in tax liens, with Teresa owing... $303,000 and Louie owing nearly $2.6 million.

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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025

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This comes three months after Louie was issued another lien for $160,000 in December, which the New Jersey court's website show is still an open case.

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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025

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So yes, I have said multiple times receiving a cameo is a horrible experience. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Let me tell you, Nikki Blonsky has a way with cameo. I didn't want it to end. I was hanging on her every word. I was like, what's she going to say next? What did Shannon prompt her with next? It was as it was. I had the experience that you should have when receiving a cameo.

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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025

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But it's like, I really just think it's more so having learned nothing from the first situation. Not like Teresa has low-key been like a con woman this whole time. No, I don't think so either. But at what point do we assign personal accountability to this person? I feel like the accountability is insanity. You know what I mean? Like if this was like...

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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025

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In court, like, she wouldn't be tried because of insanity. By reason of insanity. Yeah. Because she's doing the same thing over, like, not asking questions. Yeah. Shutting down anyone who has anything to say when all of the signs point towards. And it's not because, like, she's like, yeah, Louis, steal that money. She's just insane.

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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025

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A hopeless, romantic, naive, like, to the point of being insane. Yeah.

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Like we said, insanity. But I just want to say like for her, she owes 300K. I feel like she could pay that. Cameo. Yeah. Like she'll take a couple of brand deals. She can pay that off quickly. I'm actually not worried about that. So Louis owes about $2.8 million, which I just want to say to his credit, also means that he's earned like $10 million, right?

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But like if we're in the millions, like you have to make millions to owe millions, right?

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Okay, it could be property tax or income tax. It could be all sorts of tax. I know they can put a lien on your house, but I don't know what that necessarily means.

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So maybe it was just like the people in the past that I got cameos from. They were the wrong people. And it takes a special type of person. Like, I guess I won't say like who I got it from. That just like made me.

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But so anyways, like, of course, pay your taxes, Louis, but you've got to make millions to owe millions. So he's obviously making money, but just pay your taxes. And it also feels like they don't have like a proper financial advisor.

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Like this, I feel like Teresa's could have been the sort of situation where she underpaid, like she meant to pay your taxes, but at the same time as he, as he's, she's probably using his person who sucks. I think that you're simplifying it a little too much. It's a little idealistic. I'm simplifying Teresa's. I don't know how you accidentally don't pay $2.8 million in taxes.

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I'm simplifying Teresa's to say it could have been an accounting error because she uses his accountants because she's an insane person who still trusts her husband even though there's numerous red flags. Yeah, she's, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying.

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No, it's so crazy. Grow up. Yeah. Get a different business manager. Keep maybe separate from Louise. I just know she's using Louise.

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But she didn't have tax issues since the time she left Joe Giudice to the time she married Louis. So like-

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But then you're like assigning malice to her.

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I don't know. Damon John. Like, I just I didn't want a cameo from him.

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Yeah. Hopefully she could pay this off swiftly. You just don't want this sort of stuff paving over your head. And hopefully he could pay it off even though he didn't pay off $160,000 in December. True. So it doesn't bode well for the 2.8. Right.

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Yeah. Well, they were supposed to, according to that one rumor we both saw. Right. Judice Lurelas were going to get their own show.

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And watching a bunch of crazy people be crazy. No, you need the balance of normalcy.

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We just have to believe you. It's paid.

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Yeah, she'll be on the New Jersey courts website seeing if the case is still open.

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That's someone else. Like he might work well for someone else. It was just like, it was just too much. It wasn't a match. It wasn't a match. This was really a match. And so I'm happy that the whole like cameo business operation like isn't built on, but clenchingly painful videos.

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margaret josephs dorinda medley should be dorinda wasn't she just on it yes they say she might be on it again please no i was thinking about watching the next season no i know let me tell you who else i saw it's all like rumored to be and it was like twitter but what show what shows are we watching i was thinking someone should be on it white lotus no no no someone from like real housewives

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And what about from the young shows like Summer House, Southern Charm?

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Sheena should be on Traitors. That's who I was thinking. Give it to Sheena. Yeah. I think she'll be terrible at the game, even though I don't know what the game is. Yeah. But maybe she'll be so bad that it actually results when people think you're bluffing, but you actually just don't know what you're doing. Right. Thank you. Thank you.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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She's still charging a hundred dollars, which Nikki, if you are watching this, you need to up your price. I wonder what Shannon would have paid. Like what's the most she would have paid?

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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Yeah. I guess a cameo from Tom Sandoval could be funny.

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Thank you, turd and phone. You're welcome. Our fifth and final story. Things are actually getting worse for Jamie King. She's speaking out. No.

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Yeah. Well, also, I saw last week that they're reporting her and Taylor are not like friends at the moment. They haven't been close in a while, even though Taylor is the godmother. Yikes. I just I know we were curious. But anyway, she's speaking out after being forced out of her L.A. pad for owing more than forty two thousand dollars in back rent.

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I don't know. If I got you a cameo out of nowhere, if I got you a cameo from Tom Sandoval.

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Yeah, so as Page Six says, Taylor Swift's longtime friend, Jamie King. God, they're so annoying. The cover photo is a picture of her and Taylor Swift. Maybe they worry people don't care enough about Jamie King without the Taylor Swift connection. But she's an actress.

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And then our Gen Z listeners, millennials,

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Yeah. Well, she's broken her silence after being forced out of her L.A. home for owing more than $42,000 in back rent. After her landlord locked her out of the property just days after she lost custody of her two sons, she told Us Weekly over the weekend, quote, the situation with my landlord alert.

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And he was, like, turdy and the most extras.

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landlord was resolved privately it's disappointing but not surprising to see someone try to exploit this moment for attention i'm currently focused on what matters most my children just a week ago the son reported that she was forced out of her la home after accumulating 42k in back rent per the documents obtained by us weekly she had been living at the 10 145 a month hollywood hills pad

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since April 2023, but had stopped paying rent in January. Her landlord said she was forced to lock King out of the rental property pending payment, claiming that the actress had been maliciously remaining at the residence. However, Jamie's attorney has since denied the allegation, saying she had been taking acting jobs to pay off the back rent.

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Yeah, and clearly, like, in this moment, she's going through it. Like, it's not, like... Right. I'm sure things have been ongoing, but, like, you know, there's highs and lows, and this seems to be a low. Like, she was paying her rent up until January, and now she's not paying her rent, and she doesn't have custody of her kids. But then I also saw an update the other day.

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I think I just might just get punished you.

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She posted, like, a selfie with... I think she, like, had an outing with her kids, and she, like, posted, like, a smiling...

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I want to see Turdy and the Most Extras up there shaking that thing.

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Yeah. Especially when like what's come out is so egregious. Like no smiling selfie is just going to change what I've read.

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Yeah. But like it's not something you can just put a bandaid on.

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Okay, so I think it could really easily be either, like, immature until you go through it or your partner goes through it. You have no idea, like, what the woman's body goes through. And obviously these female prison guards are just being so amazing in their pregnancies that you don't even realize how much they're going through it.

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Or it's just, like, a complete lack of sensitivity and this is a red flag. How?

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Yeah, you can always go up, go down. It's supply and demand.

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Is he selfish and immature in other areas? Yes.

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I can't believe someone could see a pregnant prison guard and think anything and like want to give them more work.

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Yeah, I really do feel that way. And I think doubly so for men. Even when their partner's going through it, like, it takes them a minute to get it?

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Yeah, their lives don't change at all until you have a baby.

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Well, now there is this initiative. I've been seeing a lot of reels in my algorithm of like – Men getting into the best shape they possibly could before they inseminate you. Yes.

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It's always the office people who make all the money on Cameo.

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And like the sperm quality is affected by their lifestyle choices. And yes, it affects your pregnancy, but it also could affect your ability to get pregnant. So like people are now, now the movement is like men should spend 10 months getting into the best shape of their lives. And then you spent and working hard, eating right, working out, and then you spend 10 months being pregnant.

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So that kind of like balances the scales.

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Yeah. Yeah. But is it partner privilege? Like if it's something that you can choose, right? And everyone has the same more or less.

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No, it is like, it's an important thing to think about who your partner is. And it will change the quality of your life and your experiences.

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No, and also some people pull the wool over your eyes.

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Wow. So his marketing is working. Yeah.

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I feel like you need to tell him that you didn't know he had a small penis until he's now making so much of it. OK, I have to be honest. I don't understand like anything about this.

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You know what the shame is? The shame is that we would crush it on Cameo.

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Extremes. You're not talking about the extremes.

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Or you sound like someone, like, he has a big penis, so you can't relate to the issues of women with a small penis. And you're like, it's fine. That's fine.

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I definitely have a tape measure. Five inches is small. Do you think this cup is five inches?

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I've been on Cameo before and I did get a lot of inbounds. I'm trying to find who the most expensive person is. Being on Cameo wasn't good for my mental health. And so I had to take a back seat.

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Because we did so many renovations. And I was measuring, bringing up my computer. Okay, my phone, oh my gosh, is six.

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If you're measuring from the bottom, go up to where the time is on your phone.

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Yeah, like the bottom of your phone, again, then 1138. I mean, that's really small.

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And it's like, well, how big is your vagina?

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I really feel a penis for every vagina.

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I feel like people don't talk about the downsides of BDE. Like lazy, hubris.

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That's not, they're not kinky. They're watching TV.

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And I couldn't do it. Like if I were you, I couldn't do it. And all of a sudden I have to be a comedian roasting you. Coming up with these zingers about your penis. Like, excuse me. So she's like, I work full time. I'm busy. I have enough going on.

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No, and she's not. And that's weird. Like, this is fine, you know? It's the SPH that's an issue.

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Do you want to see any other measurements? Because what's the standard that they say? Doesn't everyone say they have eight? I feel like... Let me ask...

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I feel like it's that guy from The Office.

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Oh, so our roast of five was nothing. Wait, you just need to show your man this. He has an average size penis. Sorry to break it to him.

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But still, you're just above the average. Like, you're, what, 40th percentile? Like, sorry, you're not special.

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I feel like it's something that... You do in, like, high school? Yeah, you do once, and you know you're... So, like, doesn't everyone joke that they have eight, though? I guess that's why it's funny.

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So he bought his house and he moved on with his life. If we did Cameo for a year, maybe we could go in together for a lake house or something.

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You're right to be put off. Now, like... It's hard to really end your life and start a new one over like something someone did over two seconds. It's a window though into potentially. But now you need to like really look at the really like was everything else perfect? Like I just feel like and he never did this before. This feels like something that's like definitely a trauma response.

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Yeah but I don't I don't know someone I don't know what makes someone do this but I maybe it's like as a little kid they were like abuse like and every time they do something wrong they like hit them I don't know so there's something you should bring it up to him if you're having trouble figuring out like what you want to do about it you should be like.

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When you did this the other day, like, what is that? Where does that come from? Like, that really worried me.

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Because like this, what this guy did, like I feel sorry for him. I don't know why that's my, like, because it's not like he went and he hit you. Like, I feel sorry for him.

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But even if you're going to leave him and look out for number one, give him a conversation. Like, because maybe then he'll realize like, oh, I have all these things going on. I wasn't ready for a relationship. I need to work on myself. Like, I have a lot of things that I need to unpack.

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and what are you telling me like that thing you did like it really scared me what is that yeah i think we could just like talk directly don't be judgmental be like that was really weird of you no just be like that don't do what we have done no no that's why we do it here yeah get it out get out our judgment so that you can handle it put your best foot forward and just be like i just it made me sad and worried for you like where does that come from like why do you do that

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Yeah, it's not 100%. No, it's self-harm. Yeah. It's like a child's response.

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I don't know. You're so stupid. I don't know.

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But I don't know what the textbook is called, but I know there is a book about it. 100%.

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Damn, but was she getting booked that much?

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What's the gap between, instead of 25 for Nikki Blonsky?

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Yeah, like I know Luann, like the housewives do really well on Cameo. That's really a great gift.

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But if you're doing it for $15,000 to do a two minute video, make $15,000 in two minutes like that makes sense.

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But what do I know? Maybe. But I don't know. You could just get a jet ski in two minutes.

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Maybe I'll go on Cameo for $15,000 and maybe it will be better for my mental health.

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Yeah. Yeah. It would be a lot. But then it's like, I don't know. It's a funny thing, cameo. I'm glad that it's in our lives.

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It provides endless fodder. Viral cameos. I'm sorry, Happy Chinooka is going to be my favorite cameo of all time. Smokey Robinson.

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And like my direct correlation to Nikki Blonsky is the correlation that's going viral. Considering like you've always had such a warm place in your heart for Nikki and Tracy.

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I feel like they still do that. It's such an easy gift.

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I just feel like that's not true. Nikki Blonsky probably gets like 600 bookings a day.

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Yeah. Everyone wins. Yeah. And today you win. Today I win. Nikki wins. Bruno wins. Bruno got a shout out. So did your party loaf. So did my party loaf. I should send her a loaf.

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She did. I don't think she can handle it. I just don't feel like she has like the patience to make sourdough.

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No, especially not without like self rising yeast.

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And with all of her travels and. Right. Bookings. West Virginia. Like you've got to be home to feed your starter.

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I wonder if she'll see that like we posted her cameo and that we're big fans.

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I feel like we need her on the toast right this minute.

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Text the team. Let's see if we can do it. Isn't she a Long Island girl?

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And is it killing you that Bruno got a shout out from Nikki Blondsey? Nikki Blondsey knows Bru.

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Yeah. Maybe even a little less now just because she's so popular. And we're such like anti-culture. Trendsetters. Yeah. Yeah.

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I... She may as well have joined LTK. I feel like people, like the streets know LTK more than ShopMai, because ShopMai is new. It's the same thing.

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Yeah, and it's not like she did a little store. She's got a lot of products.

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Yeah, but I don't know. I'm no longer really shocked by her. Like she is an influencer. She has a podcast. She posts Instagram stories and her thumb is covering the camera lens. Like it's not even like... Ballerina Farm. I don't know. I guess up until this point.

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More than that, she stayed at my house last week and she was going to send me flowers as a thank you. And in lieu of flowers, she got me a cameo from Nikki Blonsky. So it wasn't just like, should I get Jax or Claude a cameo? I think they think it's funny.

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The way that you feel about her shopmy is like more akin to how I felt when she was posting those Instagram stories, like running around her backyard, like nuttiness. Yeah, I guess. And there wasn't a third party and it's not premium and it's not curated and it's like very regular.

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I also feel like maybe she got paid to be on the platform. Oh, that would be good. I think so. I think we just also like always assume stuff like that about her because it's like otherwise, why would she do it?

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Yeah, no, not a rogue Instagram story. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like maybe she's gotten a good deal with them. I hope.

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Well, it seems like she's having fun in this content creation phase of her life.

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And With Love As Ever should have always been the same name, whichever one she wanted to go with. The With Love Jams and the With Love Show.

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it's jackson claude and we're your hosts it's your favorite show the fast five things you need to know we'll start your day off swirly it's the toast they sound amazing

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So are they saying he's crazy for the overuse or for what comes next? For what comes next. Okay.

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That's good to find your community. Correct. So if you want to hear what other people, and some people like are dealing with some real crazy behavior. Yeah.

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So check out Naggy Bitch Wife, patreon.com slash the toast. Now I think without further ado-da-do-da-do, where are you? It is time for the fast five stories that you-da-do need to know.

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No, but the fact that it actually worked out is not so us.

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I wasn't doubtful. I supported you completely. Yeah, but you were just like doubtful. Like what if people are introverted music producers? And I could definitely sense that people came out of their shells. Shells, yeah. And their comfort zones and participated. And no, it was so much fun. It was a great idea. The end result is so wonderful. We both got in the studio.

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Smart turt. Smart turt. I'd rather see smart turt out there shaking that thing.

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Smart mouth and smart turd. First story, Zoe Kravitz is breaking her silence about her split from Channing Tatum. Oh, I didn't see this. It just dropped, breaking news. Okay. Because Zoe Kravitz is on the cover of Elle's March issue and she is talking about her ex Channing Tatum because their movie Blink Twice just came out. So I guess that they maybe met on the set of the movie or I don't know.

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It was like a project, I think that they just like a passion that they worked on together. So she's talking about the passion that they worked on together and their relationship. So she was asked whether their split has affected how she feels about their movie. And she said, not at all. I love this thing that we made together and I care for him very much.

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Even when you bring up how great his performance is, it warms my heart to hear that. And I'm so happy that all of it happened. I just feel so grateful that we got to go on that journey together, she says. It's very mature. Yeah, I feel like it's the sort of thing where it's like, yeah, she's like, he's amazing. I love him because he's like sitting in a room crying, you know? Yeah.

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Yeah, and I don't know what exactly happened between them, but I do feel like that's what happened. Especially in the way that she's talking now. There's no animosity, nothing. She just gives the vibe like she's in control. Yeah, even when they were together, it was very cool for him.

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You can hear a little Jax, a little Claude on the ones and twos. A little harmony. which is what we do all the time.

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Yeah. And that, but regardless, like actually not even about Taylor Swift, just like he's kind of, he's Channing Tatum. Like he's, he's very handsome. Silly, goofy. And she's like the epitome of the cool girl and just like. Right.

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Yeah. So she also said that he has a lot to offer talent-wise and that she's excited for people to keep witnessing that. He has so much more coming and I think he's in a place as an actor. where he's feeling really confident and people are seeing different sides of him.

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And I do think that speaks to the like other side of Magic Mike, you know, like maybe he'll start doing indie films and be a more serious actor, which I don't want to see, but I know that like that earns people street cred in the industry.

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Yeah. More like blockbuster comedies.

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Yeah. But like Joe Manganiello's in Magic Mike, right?

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Well, this is sweet for them. I feel sad for Channing because this just confirms that like his heart was broken.

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That's a tough one for me. To talk about or to answer? To talk about. Yeah, I know. That was true love.

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That was true love. But Jessie J is happier than she's ever been in her life. So it actually wasn't true love. Like everything happened the way that it was supposed to. Correct. But it's just hard for me to reconcile that it wasn't supposed to happen for her with Channing.

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No, I've been trying to move forward day by day, step at a time. Sorry to bring it up. And so, yeah, I feel like I'm going backwards in my journey.

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Yeah. And then before that was his wife. Yeah.

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Yeah, everyone's going to want you to keep Good Morning Millennials. I have my own thoughts.

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But her husband was like doing something. He was starting drama, right? I'm Googling it. Steve Kazee. He was talking shit. He was talking shit about someone.

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K-A-Z-E-E. I'm just going to search Steve Kazee drama. Oh, he posted ha-ha when Channing and Zoe broke up. Was that it?

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He did post ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha when Channing and Zoe broke up. And I feel like that was it actually.

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Yeah. which that wasn't nice, but he did work on the Twilight soundtrack. So he does like get a little bit of a pass.

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What did he do on it? I just, I don't know why I always remember that about him because it's worth remembering, honestly. He gives Matthew Koma energy. He does give Matthew Koma energy. Do you know why? Why? Like, do you get what I'm saying? Yeah, no, no, I agree with you. And it's like, that's not a good thing.

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I know, but I'm all about evolution. And the show has evolved. Now we have a song. We're not even together anymore. We don't talk at the same time. Let's move on to the next.

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No, and it's like the couple times you've come up on your own, like, I'm not digging it. Like even Matthew Cuomo recently was in the news and I thought it was so loser-y.

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Which Jewish charity? His t-shirt said like, fuck yes.

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I think it's something to do with the Holocaust. I mean, there are a million like marching letters.

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Like a reputable. No, he was like also just kind of insinuating that like a lot of Jewish charities, like that he might not agree with them. And like, I just.

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When you're constantly innovating, you don't need to hold on to every single thing. You can say your goodbyes.

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There are so many obvious ones. So if those aren't the ones that like come to mind, like if those are ones that like you wouldn't support, like even Zaka, for example. You've got issues.

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For me, it feels like the Jewish organizations would probably be obviously like pro-Israel and that he's not. That's why he's murky for me. Oh, that's funny. I didn't even think about that. Because, of course, when you think of Jewish organizations, like Friends of the IDF, Zaka. A lot of them do big work in Israel. There are so many big ones.

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So if those to him have questionable histories, then he's problematic, to use everyone's favorite word.

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Yeah, there are a lot. Matthew. And it should go to a Holocaust foundation, especially because it's in direct response to the swastika shirt.

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On my way. That sounds like a description.

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L.A. Fire, Hurricane, and Natural Disaster Relief. Blue Card Fund. It sounds like they do a lot of stuff. Like, it's not the COVID-19 response.

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I'm big on tradition. I'm big on history.

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Okay, so the Blue Card Fund does a lot of different things. They cover a lot of buckets. Now, did he donate specifically to the Holocaust one?

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And I'm just saying, it will always be like, remember when we had good morning millennials? Because the thing is, the tradition is the Jackson Claude.

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I'm glad we got down to the bottom of that. The blue card gives direct financial assistance to Holocaust survivors who need it most. Pargy. Emergency cash, dental and medical assistance. Pargy. Monthly assistance.

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it was but nobody knew about it because he ended up doing the holocaust thing and then it was like no and everyone just wanted to feel good like fuck yay did my part and no one like actually mental health do a little digging right um so yeah he doesn't earn a gold star for me on that no and chenning tatum would never chenning tatum would never he would literally never that's my that's my non-charitable king right there never has given a penny

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Anyways, are you ready for our next story? I tried again to not choose it, but.

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I saw that. No, because that's unclear still. Right. This is about the Pamela Anderson comparisons. Have you seen this one? Seriously, I'm not going there. Like.

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Okay. We'll move on to the next story. Parchee. Next up, Christopher Nolan's first look at The Odyssey. He is directing. Oh, my God.

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I don't know. I feel like I could never get into the book. Maybe I could get into the movie.

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Yeah, I don't know if I've ever even watched one. Oppenheimer. I might watch just to get a grasp of the Odyssey. Have you not seen Oppenheimer? I've not seen Oppenheimer, no.

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It is crazy, but it just came out at a time in my life where I'm not sitting down to watch three hour long movies. I was just thinking about, cause I saw Moana two is coming to Disney plus. And I was like, will I ever watch it?

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I think Jackson-Claude are timeless.

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And then I'm thinking about how I saw Moana one in theaters, like back in the day, like how much time did I have that I'm going to see like a kid's movie, all the other movies.

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What's the other one? Do you know the other one? You were there. I fell asleep three separate times during Lincoln. I actually think now I might appreciate Lincoln.

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Yeah. Now I would love to go to the movies and see Lincoln.

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In any time, in any place, I would find you, Claude.

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Right. So like these like years, whatever's come out. But the good news is like we keep tabs on like the movie circuit. And I don't think I'd miss that much. But I did miss Oppenheimer. The Odyssey has set sail. They're filming in Morocco. If you want to go. Excuse me. Did you say Morocco? Yeah. The village of...

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ben ado in the country of morocco and from the looks of the set it's gonna be epic now what is the odyssey about is it like a fantasy no is it about greek gods like it's not not but it is about a journey well that's what odyssey means but it's about like a man on a boat a big boat i think okay so like titanic I think it's like a man who leaves home to fight a war on a big boat.

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Here's the summary. It tells the story of Odysseus' journey home after the Trojan War. That sounds like real. Oh, okay. So Odysseus is the king of Ithaca. He leaves home to fight in the Trojan War. After the war, he encounters many perils and is delayed for 10 years on his journey home. While he's away... Miserable. Miserable. While he's away, his wife and son are besieged by suitors.

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Even though we've established, like, growing up, we would not have been friends.

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He returns home and destroys the suitors with the help of Telemachus, who is his son. So it sounds like...

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fake so themes include fate the gods free will piety do we know who's been cast who is odysseus that's a great that's kind of the role of a lifetime it is it's like a movie that they would have in like entourage where it's like they're casting the odyssey yes yes exactly like medellin odysseus is matt channing tatum Matt Damon is Odysseus. That is so interesting. Tom Holland is in it. As the son?

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And nowadays, we talked about this as like influencers, like what you think of me as an influencer if I wasn't your sister and like what I would think of you. And I still think actually like we probably wouldn't think to connect.

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I would guess so. And Elliot Page. As who? Let me try and see. They only told me Matt Damon is Odysseus.

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That was serious. He had to live on a planet and make potatoes out of his duty.

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I think there was Judy involved in the potato making. Like fermenting? Like maybe in the fertilizer. Yeah, the fertilizer. Yeah, he made so many potatoes.

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Yeah, so honestly, this is star studded. The only one who has like the... name of their character is Matt Damon being Odysseus, but here's who else is in it. So Tom Holland, Elliot Page, Anne Hathaway, Zendaya, Robert Pattinson. Wait, Zendaya and Tom, that's so cute. Yeah, Charlize Theron, Lupita Nyong'o, and then Mia Goth. Who's that? Interesting. Yeah. So it's going to be a big one.

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You know, we'll be talking about it award season five years from now.

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No, we wouldn't like think like, oh my God, I like the way that, you know, when I saw Shannon's page, I'm like, oh my God, I have to meet this girl. Like I have to get lunch with her. I don't know if we would think that about each other because we're so different.

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But the fact that he's adapting something that we all know. Yeah. It's very exciting. Damn, I didn't know that. I hope that he sticks to the text because like Homer would vomit.

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Who did the Napoleon movie? Was that Christopher Nolan? No.

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Right. Napoleon movie was Ridley Scott, the other one.

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So the other one. So the other one. Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. Some crazy news. Want to get your thoughts on protocol. Okay. Heartbroken passengers reveal they were made to sit beside a dead body for four hours after a woman died on a flight.

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An Australian couple has been left heartbroken after they say they were forced to sit next to the body of another passenger who died midway through their flight. The couple was traveling on Qatar Airways from Melbourne to Venice when a woman on board collapsed and died. It was pretty heartbreaking to watch, they said. They went to try and move her.

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They brought this chair down and tried to wheel her up towards business class, but she was quite a large lady, and they couldn't get her through the aisle.

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that's i didn't see that part of the story that part but that actually answers like the question that we would have asked why did they move her why did they try and move her so anyways well you know what try harder like seriously so she died and then they they kept her in her chair they put a blanket over her and the couple had to sit next to her for four more hours that's fucking crazy like that first of all why didn't the why didn't the plane land

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I think that not moving her and also like if they're going to investigate the circumstances of her death, like you don't want to tamper with, I think like starting to move like a dead body and getting the whole cast and crew involved like is crazy and they're better off leaving her there. And if there were no other seats open on the plane, then like, then these people would just have to like deal.

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But they said that they could see some spare seats and they weren't allowed to go sit there. That's the problem.

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But they were about to move the dead body to business.

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Oh, I'm suing. I'm flying free Qatar for life. Right. They said that they have not received support or an offer of counseling following the flight.

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Yeah, very sad. So sad for this couple. Sad for the lady, of course. Very unfortunate. They should have let them move the seats.

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Yeah. Always a party show, especially now that we have a song in our hearts. And in the beginning of our show.

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Oh, perfect. So we're good. This next story is actually really cute. So rumors have been swirling for a while. We didn't even talk about this, but rumors have been swirling about Leo from Love is Blind dating Allie Shapiro, Zeal's Harry's daughter.

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So he was just talking to Page Six and is telling the story about how this all went down, that he says that he and Allie are not dating, but Jill Zarin had slid into his DMs after Love is Blind in an effort to set him up with Allie. So he said- So Jill- He said, I got a lot of random DMs. Jewish mothers are notorious for being straightforward and aggressive.

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So I was getting DMs like, my daughter would be perfect for you. Oh my God, you seem like such a nice Jewish boy. But he says one note from Jill Zarin caught his attention in particular because she was verified and had a lot of followers. So he was like, who's Jill Zarin? And he saw that she was from the Housewives. Her DM was like, hey, I think my daughter would be good.

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He said that he was confident. Jill was confident that he and Allie would click when she reached out to him. It had been roughly a month since Allie had split with her ex-fiance. So Jill was like, we live in Miami. I happen to be going to Miami. Leo happened to be going to Miami for Art Basel. You know, he's an art dealer. And her message was actually really nice. So they facilitated a meetup.

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Because Jill was like, look, whether you date or are just friends, I think you two would really get along. And he said that she was right. They immediately hit it off. He said the first time we met was at Art Basel. And the moment that we met, I felt like we knew each other for years. They have been hanging out a lot, completely as friends, though. Yeah, I know. What's the point?

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There are a million photos of them at different events together.

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um they've been making a ton of tiktoks like playing pickleball and my question is what's the point like you're two grown-ass single adults who obviously get along really well like start fucking let's go yeah the way he describes her though i do feel like a relationship could blossom from this because he said it's just a friendship and we are really really good friends she's awesome and it's funny because we have so much in common reality show stuff art stuff she actually worked at an auction house for a long time plus being jewish and both of them have experienced a

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So they have a lot in common. Right, right. Well, great. Like, what's the problem? I think we got to let these two marinate.

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Like, she wanted to go to Miami, right? She did get to go to Miami though.

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I feel like I don't remember this, but.

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Did I watch the city? Yes, I think it was the Deep Tea season. Chicago.

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Oh, he got with Shane's ex. Deep Tea, right? No, no, no, that was Shake.

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Shane's ex-girl. Went with Kyle for Shane. Shane's ex girl. I think her name was Natalie. No, that was his real girl. That's who he went with. Oh, but he was Shana. Something like that. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She went with Kyle.

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It's your favorite show. Oh, let's get a live performance. Start your day off swirly. It's the toast. And shout out to Becca for writing it in my key.

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Maybe he could have, but yes. You know what I mean.

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Well, these two aren't dating yet, but I like the way he's speaking about her. I'm holding hope. Yeah, with respect, too. I'm shipping. I'm shipping on that perp.

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Right behind us is State Farm. Right, right, like just right behind us. Like thousand person strong State Farm, the whole company. Love that.

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Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.

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But that's weird. It's weird, but it's not the worst case scenario, right? He's not like filming.

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So why was he so impressed when he knows what you're capable of?

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Yeah. I don't know. You don't know this man.

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You have to remember like you're still strangers. Get to the bottom of it. Now's the time.

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And then also, is it just the one, like go through the rest of his phone, like is it just the one video? Because that could mean an accident. Is this habitual behavior? Go look, just go straight to his album of videos and see if you see any other black screens. And look through everything that you can, you know, recently deleted.

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Yeah. Let's establish a pattern. Before you confront him, get all the information you possibly can. Oh, for sure. I like that. And get rid of this stranger.

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Kind of because I've been playing it on my phone like for my family and it's like very short so they're like, again. And it would be nice if I could like airplay it to the Sonos.

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There's definitely space for non-nefariousness. This to be innocent, of course. Yes, 100%. However, the fact that it's a boyfriend. There's a ton of space. No, but there's like other things are so cut and dry. Like there's space for an error. Yes, yes, yes. But I don't know. So. I don't know. Yeah, but there's opportunity. And if he's a good guy, like you know, you know.

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Well, since you're weaning, like, and you made it through, don't bring it up. Like, don't make a... No, I... I think this was worth talking about. No, I feel like the time passed, like it's done. What's there to talk about? And like, what if, I don't know. This is definitely like weird territory.

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I don't know. I would also like the community, if people could weigh in here. Chime in. What to do, what to do. Yeah.

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I'll burn you a CD. Because when my phone locks, it stops.

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No, I think like, because you're weaning, like seriously, it's over. But if people want to weigh in, I'm like, yeah, my husband does this. Oh yeah. Is this universal? I don't think it is. I don't think it's universal, but I feel like it might be more common than people would expect.

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We are fucking celebrating, snitch.

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I don't know. Cause it's like, I don't know. I mean, like, not for me personally, but I'm just, like, trying, like, you know, I'm trying to be open-minded.

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So I actually would like to put it on Spotify so we can listen to it on repeat in the car.

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No, when I see those reels from people who are complaining about their in-laws, I'm like, aren't your in-laws gonna see it? I never even thought about all the people liking it.

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I think that a lot, how are you making this? You're about to seriously ruin every relationship in your life. about in-law content.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

3571.21

Yeah, there's this one creator I used to see all the time where it's all about in-law etiquette.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

3585.876

Yeah. And then it's also weird. I was watching a video yesterday. This is kind of a tangent, but it was about a woman. Like she was trying to explain why babies like need to be able to eat their food and not be fussed with and their mouth wiped and, you know, scooping up off the sides and shove a bite in there. And she like, so she dressed up in like a bib and like sat at a kid's,

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

3603.655

high chair like and like was eating her food and then had someone like simulate what the wiping of the face and it's just like you made a really good point like the point that she made I actually like she looked like clowns I appreciate it but it's like what are you doing sitting there in a pit

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

3618.457

I actually sent it to Zach because I thought the point was so good. But was there a way to make the point like without you eating baby food and putting a bib on?

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

3632.681

Did we even do two? Oh yeah, the in-laws. Okay.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

3638.763

Oh, okay. Wait. Love you so much. Like seriously, you guys are amazing. I hope you like the song. I hope you like the show and we'll see you again tomorrow in case you didn't like this one. There'll be a new one tomorrow. Love you. Bye.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

365.455

Unless we just upload it as an episode.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

377.442

I think that we should because our future is in the music industry. In music. Like at some point there will be like Toast Tunes and we'll need that page anyway. So I think we might as well just have everything in one place.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

394.863

No, no, no, no, no. I think like when you search the toast and the podcast would come up or our various albums.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

403.37

Multiple playlists. We can make playlists for people. That's cute. With our favorite songs. Your time list to me. Jackie Ho Ho Ho.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

420.217

And also, what's that Demi Lovato song that we're weirdly always singing?

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

431.787

Stuff like that. And you can get an education connection.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

441.015

Summer. Summer. Summer. Summer. Summer.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

445.319

Should I start writing down the songs that need to be on the playlist?

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

448.54

And then like when we sing our songs.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

452.921

That way when the playlist starts, like it will be a breeze. Okay.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

470.946

Okay. And then I'll just keep a running list.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

476.726

Now, here's the thing. Do you think that we should put the original version of Thuma, Thuma, Thuma, Thuma, which is woman, woman.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

487.331

I know, but I still have a Thuma bed, so they're always in my house and in my heart. I sleep in it when I... Yeah, but no, I think Thuma, Thuma, Thuma, that goes on the original album. That's different.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

512.859

Feel free to write in the comments songs we're obviously forgetting that we sing all the time that need to be.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

517.341

We'll just also be mindful of it today. Yeah, of course. That's why I'm not turning the page on this.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

526.346

I will never turn the page on this. Let me just, let me title it to his playlist in case one day I stumble upon it. It's like, what the fuck?

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

553.69

Zoe 101, I feel like it was, like, 15 years.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

562.417

No, but we're still making memories. 50 years is insane.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

57.686

Yes, we had so many wonderful submissions, and it was really tight, down to the wire at the end, but we love this song so much. It's a perfect little ditty. It gets stuck in your head. It's so pleasant to listen to, and we are so excited to have it in every episode. Now, we won't listen to it live in every episode. We'll just add it to the front.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

577.109

Oh, of course, because you're always thinking of Crossroads.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

596.31

Yeah, no, it definitely resonated with you more than other people. Like we all loved it, but like it became part of your identity. Yeah.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

619.076

Yeah. And wanting to be a singer songwriter, not knowing where to start.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

633.497

Yeah, that is crazy. It's a good flick. And of course, Taryn Manning. Of course, and the third.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

650.63

For me, as someone who never watched Taryn is the New Black, Taryn Manning is only from Crossroads.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

659.68

Yeah. But like, that's my first touch point.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

668.948

Oh, fun. I'm going to see her show when she's down here. So I'm really excited. Don't spoil it.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

682.576

That's really fun. I tried to watch More Love is Blind last night and I'm in Honduras. Oh, thank God.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

690.383

Tried and sort of succeeded, but I made it to Honduras. I fast forwarded through a lot, so I missed some stuff. And I just want to say you were completely right about Madison, bad egg. And the fact that Ben Platt could read her and the way that he broke up with her and when and why, he was 100% right. Because even when she came back into the girls' room, she was like, I'm going home.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

716.168

This isn't going to work for me. And it's like, girl, no, you just got dumped.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

719.729

Yeah, she's a liar. You ain't nothing but a liar. And then it seems like in the future when they all meet up, she has purple hair?

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

732.967

I might have waited to dye my hair purple until after I met the person. Right. Because then, I don't know, I just feel like... That's not who you were when you met them in the pods. Yeah, and maybe he doesn't like purple hair and then he won't rue the day. I mean, it's crazy. I'd want to show up and make that person rue the day.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

74.017

But for today, we just had to hear our gargi-pargi voices.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

753.599

And maybe he will rue the day with pink hair, but now it's like maybe he won't.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

759.978

It is a risk. I feel like most like blonde hair is very commonplace. Can't really go wrong.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

782.881

No, and like his biggest concern about her was like the fact that she said that she's an avoidant personality during confrontation. And then they had a confrontation and she shut down. And after having said, I'm not like that anymore. And he literally got to see that that's exactly how she deals with competition.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

797.417

Right. But then she had her opportunity. She shut down. He was like, oh no, she very much avoids. And credit to Ben Platt. He really tried to change the conversation. He starts saying, what does Christmas look like in 20 years? He tried to move on and she stayed there dust collecting on her ripped jeans.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

848.652

I just saw them as we transitioned to Honduras. And exactly. And that was the second time, the first time since the beginning. Yeah.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

881.345

It's just weird. Oh yeah, the beds look like someone's apartment. They have a lot of character. It looks like they brought their own bedding.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

887.626

They have a lot of character and like in not the way that you want your hotel to look. Yeah, and they don't, they look like LinkedIn. Like I literally want like a hotel bed.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

903.025

It looks like someone's dorm room. College room, yeah, exactly. No, I totally got the same feeling, but Kimpton is nice, right?

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

937.482

Yeah, she's been to D.C. Hope you didn't miss that. Yeah. The nation's capital. She's been.

The Toast

Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025

966.534

I guess I could see what. See where life takes us, what we can add to the playlist. Oh.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

101.867

Like I said, I was having a really tough day last Tuesday. This Tuesday, I got nine hours of uninterrupted sleep. I'm good. We will cue. We will DTQ. But I just want to say, some of you were acting really fucking out of control last week.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1010.62

to my wardrobe as, like, a luxury item, and they're so affordable. That's the best part. I have a fabulous cashmere sweater that I get so many compliments on. I have, like, a really good solid pair of black trousers that, like, are just good businesswoman pants that I wear, like, for long hours, and I kind of sweat in, and they've really worn very well. That's the difference with quints.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1029.014

Everything is made really well, but you're not paying an exorbitant amount of money for it, which I really appreciate. So... It's thoughtful, it's timeless, and it's totally her. Shop Mother's Day at Quince. Go to quince.com slash toast for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns. That's Q-U-I-N-C-E dot com slash toast to get free shipping and 365 day returns. Quince.com slash toast.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1050.336

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1065.809

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The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1081.999

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The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1098.023

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The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1111.61

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The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1134.028

The cough syrup is also really fabulous. And Ben loves the sinus support capsules. So just shout out. Big fan.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1158.422

I think that's a great selection. She had a good big year. She's a beautiful woman, of course. I can't really get into my annual speech about people's most beautiful woman and sexiest man alive and like how different and strange they are. So I'll just say this. Good selection. I'm happy for Demi. I think she's very beautiful.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1204.406

No, it would be like Alex Earl.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

121.795

That's where I draw the line personally.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1228.747

No, and I don't think we did predictions. I never would have predicted this, although it is like, so it's right in front of us. It's such a great choice. Obvious.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1239.413

Correct. Although it's clearly list time. A lot of lists coming out this year.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1245.156

I know. Maybe there's like a mid-season list.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1250.179

The lists that, you know, we love come out at the end of the year. But it does feel like we've been doing a lot of lists.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1256.713

I love lists. Our listeners don't love lists.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1280.549

Has Demi ever been before? Because it's a title you can hold multiple times. Just ask Julia Roberts.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1288

Well, I can also just ask AI. People's most... How many times has Demi Moore been people's most beautiful woman? I also read that you shouldn't tell ChatGBT thank you.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1305.087

It takes up a lot of energy for them to process those words. Just once, 2025. Julia Roberts holds the record with five appearances on the cover as the cover honoree.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1327.981

I don't know why please would...

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1340.949

I had read a little while ago that every time you ask AI a question, it burns like one AA battery.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1353.974

And I know that these are real problems. They're just not my problems. I need information for my podcast. And you, Sam Altman, whoever, figure it out.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1366.622

It's so not our problem. You foisted this mechanism onto us.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1384.065

I actually think that's a really brilliant analysis because I was just going to cut out please and thank you. And then it's like, what kind of monster am I?

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1393.991

Oh, are you talking about you don't say thank you in real life or just to AI?

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1404.878

Who's like sitting, having pleasantries with AI?

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1412.785

Yeah, it is. But you're right. We shouldn't forego the pleasantries.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1422.954

The thing is, you can't blame me. I didn't invent AI. I'm just like a prop in the machine.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1439.512

Did I tell you I saw her at a restaurant the other day?

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

144.191

Where I drew the line was people coming for Weenie of the Week. Let's not go there, okay? Just because you love one segment doesn't mean you have to put another segment down.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1446.419

Yeah. I was actually really taken by her. And also at the same facility, the same evening, I saw Reese Witherspoon.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1456.916

Definitely. She's definitely next. The thing is, you have to agree to sit for it. And there's like an interview that's associated. And not everyone wants to do a People Magazine interview.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1472.361

I don't know. I don't think that she would. Because when I think of the tier of press that she would do for any like promotional, whether it's like a new book or whatever, I just think it exceeds people. Even though People is like literally the largest magazine in this country.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1514.822

Agreed. Get out of here. Go back to Sports Illustrated, bitch.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1540.296

Yeah, Jennifer Garner is like of the Julia Roberts elk.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1552.13

completely agree she's extremely beautiful and she's the elk of people's most beautiful i mean she's like so american so accomplished it's it's a great call confident at a cheer a list of predictions that are definitely going to come true like it's like so obvious i don't even feel like i made a great call i feel like no you did you did because i didn't know what you were going to say like you obviously did okay the year before pink

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1574.676

I want to let you know, like, I actually don't care anymore, like, beyond the last 10 years. But feel free to keep going. Well, this is 2018.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1582.719

Oh, okay. She got me out of technicality. Okay.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1597.324

Yeah. Another great accolade this year for you.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1615.651

Yes, she's been teasing this for like a little while.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1645.851

She's such a podcaster. I'm sorry. Her seed oil free popcorn. She's one of us. She's like, you know, you're like really entering the podcast sphere when you launch a protein product.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1671.808

I can't really be that emphatic about seed oils because apparently my beloved I Can't Believe It's Not Butter spray is just exclusively seed oils. And I can't give that up. Therefore, I can't give up seed oils.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1695.473

But that's like, that's the big marketing thing of the moment. So Chloe launching a product that's obviously like a protein packed snack, which is great. Seed oil free. Like that's what the peeps are looking for. The health conscious folk.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1717.942

Yeah, no, for me, like I'm okay just being skinny.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

173.743

It's a community. And while I love the DTQ, I'm always defending them. You guys turned on me last week and I've been like your advocate. And so I didn't think that that was cool.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1773.913

So to take it to like the Quest Chips level, she's the first to do it.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1784.304

She could. She could. I... I'm not so sure. Really? What did you think when you saw it? Well... I don't know. I just was like, I actually, I don't have clear thoughts on it. I didn't think immediately like this is brilliant or this is stupid. I was like, as a concept, yes. Like we're all snacking all the time.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1803.093

So like if your snacks can be a little bit more, you know, protein filled, like that's great. And the fact that there really hasn't been that, when you, when you think of like protein snacks, you think of quest, you think of like real like meathead snacks. You know what I mean? Like, so this is like a pargy lesser evil. I don't know. I don't know. I'm not sure.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

185.348

No, but having said that, we are back today with a vengeance. The submissions are amazing. It's gonna be great. Can't wait to hear everyone's thoughts. But look in the mirror. But go easy on me, okay? I am kind of the last standing DTQA, DTQ advocate. And- It's a teachable moment. People throw rocks at things that shine.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1863.991

I need to try it and then I'll give more thoughts. I think it has potential, but I'm not 100% sure.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1874.665

It's also a category that the girls haven't infiltrated yet. I feel like a lot of their brands sort of like... overlap with one another and they're like all in the same category. This is totally new and different. I feel like the only thing I can think of similar is weirdly the Jonas Brothers have a popcorn company.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1891.909

But it's more like artisanal. You know, it's like delicious because they're boys. Like it doesn't need to be healthy. And it sells, it does pretty well I think. I think it's called Rob's. Okay. Yeah, something really random like that. So this is in totally new... new thing for her. And so maybe that's why I don't have like clear thoughts.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1913.148

Cause I don't like, I don't have a good example to reference as like somebody who did it right. You know?

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1933.856

Oh really? I feel like it's not for kids.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1938.891

I don't know if you need to be giving your kids, like, protein popcorn.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1950.414

I don't know. Why not? I don't know. It just feels weird. Like, you're giving your kids, like, a protein shake?

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1980.506

It has her name. I would love to see her as a guest shark. Like her name is obviously a part of the title, but it's also like Cloud Popcorn. Like that's just a good name.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1999.918

Yeah, that's a better example.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

2012.841

Do you think they feel like competitive at all with one another, the sisters?

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

2028.673

Yeah, as long as you're generous with the plane.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

2045.752

I am. I don't even need to ask what number it is. I just know it's number three.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

2062.653

The Academy of Motion Picture... And now I understand how films like Amelia Perez and Nora made it this far. Nobody actually saw them.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

2099.434

I love that too. Hairspray. Give it posthumously to Hairspray. Give it posthumously to Hairspray.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

2145.228

Yeah, well, there are ways, first of all. And second of all, I obviously didn't know.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

2152.398

I obviously didn't know that you didn't need to watch the films. I just assumed that you did, right? And obviously, this should be the rule. But the fact that it wasn't, And now they're making it one. Like we're talking about it. They almost should have left it as it is because now we all know that for literally what's this coming up on the 90th Oscars?

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

216.553

Speaking of Patreon. Jackie and I did something yesterday. We literally made ourselves so sick sitting in these chairs. Jackie nor I, we talked about this last week, have ever really tried crumble cookies. I have had a bite of a chocolate chip cookie from crumble once. I feel like I have to say that because people are going to be like, no, you did. But we've never eaten the menu items.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

2170.833

Like now we know that the 98, then we know the 97 before this were genuinely like fraudulent. It calls into question every Oscar ever given out.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

2196.617

But also, it's easy to assume everybody in the Academy saw The Wizard of Oz, right? Because it was the biggest movie.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

2203.078

Right, and now they're just choosing these random indie films. Nobody saw it.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

2213.733

Yeah. I mean, I obviously have my issues with the Oscars as somebody who really got invested this year. I saw kind of an ugly side of it. And this doesn't shock me. Gross mismanagement.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

2247.449

Oh, okay, wait, hold on. Let me prepare myself.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

2261.59

I feel as though I did know that because what you just said didn't shock me.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

2285.163

But. Oh, oh, they should have put that in the headline.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Okay, now I have to see, how big is it?

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Okay, no, obviously, there's no such thing as a date backpack.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Oh, like, oh, yeah, Prada backpack, yeah. Steps up for lunch with Mystery Woman. Oh, she's got a huge backpack.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Also lunch with a backpack. Like lunch is so casual. Backpack is so casual. These two people are genuine coworkers.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Okay. So I just feel like a lot of famous people were at Kimo Sabe in Aspen in December.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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We've never participated in crumble culture. And so we did yesterday. And of course, we filmed the entire thing. We tried all seven menu items in these chairs. We had them delivered. It was such a journey of unexpected results. Mm-hmm.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Okay, let me see. Well, that also just happens with famous people, you know?

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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To be clear, in this photo, and this is obviously the best photo they got, they're not even addressing one another. She's talking to her son, and he's showing somebody something on his phone.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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You don't know that to be true. And I feel like Kimo Sabe is just like that type of place, like...

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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That's the thing. I'm not sure because I actually don't know what Kevin Costner is looking for after his divorce because I don't think he dated J-Lo and I don't think he's dating the woman with the backpack. So, like, what is his type? I actually don't know. Who is he actually? Wasn't he connected to Jewel?

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Okay, so he does like an age-appropriate musician. J-Lo could be the next one for him.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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They obviously said hello to one another, yeah. Bare minimum.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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could escalate I don't hate that I don't hate it either it's kind of he is someone that she would date and she is someone he would date yeah that's what I'm saying and I feel like they both like enjoy the finer things in life they both live well Kimo Sabe yeah I think all famous people do it's sort of a requirement to get into Hollywood in December it's actually crazy that the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills like film there

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Because it's so cool. It's so highbrow. Like during the season of like people go to Aspen pretty much like twice a year, right? Like during New Year's and then ski week is like a thing in L.A. And you always see like literally it's not even just celebrities. I don't think like anyone could just get it. It's such an upper echelon A-list like politicians. Like it's so high class.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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And they also filmed Real Housewives of Beverly Hills there. Like they must have gone in the offseason.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Was it snowing? Like, I don't even think it was Aspen season.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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I don't want to spoil it, so I won't, but if you're looking for our thoughts on crumble as a concept, but also their individual cookies, we did a taste test of this week's menu items on the Patreon. It was hysterical. It was hysterical. We felt so sick afterwards.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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That's really interesting. Thank you for sharing that. I didn't, I don't know if I consciously knew that, but I feel like maybe we made it a story.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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No, you didn't. And I do feel like her time is also coming.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Yeah, like I think she could also use that sort of blanket positive kind of mindless press.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not been a good year.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Like seriously, I have actually as a really involved auntie, I've... experience a blowout or two. Obviously that's when I turn the child back over to the parent. But it's devastating to see a cute outfit, like get completely destroyed in like a matter of moments. But it's all about being prepared. And I think Huggies understands that.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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We were just talking about how important protein is and protein bars are so popular. But I find like some of them, A, just taste wise are absolutely disgusting. And B, while maybe they taste good, they're so caloric. Like you feel like there's a trade off. You're either getting something gross or something that's not really amazing calorie wise.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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You're welcome, Soj. You're welcome, Soj.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Yeah, just a reminder, we have not raised our Patreon prices, $7.99. As always, that's what we made it when we started. It's like the Costco hot dog. It is $7.99. And no one's interviewing us.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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I also don't agree with that. You don't?

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Gifts are about the person that you're giving it to.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Yeah, but that shows that you know them so well. You're not prioritizing your own taste over theirs. No, actually, I disagree with you. So I think this story is going to be great.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Jackie, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that's what we were talking about. I would have agreed with you the whole time. I feel as a podcaster, as a comedian, as an influencer, and as a content creator, there are some lines I won't cross. And talking about Joe Exotic is a personal boundary of mine.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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So I think in certain facilities, I think if you're in max for murder, you're not out here having ceremonies. But based on my book, The Many Lives of Mama Love, which I highly recommend if you're looking to learn about the prison system, there are different tiers of prisons, and a lot of them are... in the spirit of rehabilitation, right? Like they want you to leave with a better life.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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And so they encourage classes and GED and whatever, gardening. They give you a job. And maybe he's at a facility such as that where they encourage- People to find love. Right. I didn't know. I guess I thought that like, you can marry like your girlfriend on the outside. I didn't know like two inmates inside could get married.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Well, even there aren't, I feel co-ed because in the book there was, but they're in completely different buildings. Like it's the same prison, but different wings you never see because that is like a recipe for disaster.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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So no, I don't think that you can meet an opposite sex inmate and fall in love. Right.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Right. That's a good point. And it's feeling familiar to me, but I don't know if I knew that Joe Exotic was gay. Engaged. No, gay. It's feeling familiar to me. Yeah, I know. I think that it was talked about in the documentary, but that was an ion ago.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Oh, I didn't think about the potential green card.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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I just feel like the immigration police, whose job it is, in Chuck and Larry, right? When they had to pretend and they have to go through all these steps to prove that they're a real marriage. I just feel like they're going to take one look at this couple. They met in prison. It's too convenient. And I think... I think they're not going to pass any sort of litmus test for American immigration.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Right. Why don't you give it away for free if you're that generous? Nobody's asking us. Yeah, well, if you were to ask us, we haven't changed our prices, although it appears as though we have because if you download the Patreon app on iOS on your phone and subscribe, Apple has started charging a 30% fee. We don't even get that money. That shit blows. That shit goes to Tim Cook's pocket, okay?

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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No, it is. I'm definitely down to be rid of Joe Exotic in this country.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Oh, you're asking me what Joe Exotic's real last name is? I'm sorry, that's beyond my expertise level.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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What's the other guy in prison for? What's an immigration crime? Is that being here illegally? They put you in prison? I thought they'd just deport you.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Maybe he's a citizen who's smuggling people in, aiding and abetting.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Oh, so how are we supposed to know which Maldonado they're referring to?

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Yeah, because if you, correct me if I'm wrong, if you are arrested for an immigration crime and your crime is being here illegally, they don't throw you in an American prison. They send you back. Joe Giudice. You pay, you do the time and then you leave. No, but Joe wasn't here illegally.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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But another slap on his wrist and you're deported.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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So maybe he's in a similar situation as Joe Giudice, this guy Flores. Like maybe he committed a crime and after he serves his time as another added punishment, they're sending him back to Mexico. Yeah, they're hoping to... This is why I didn't want to talk about this. Like these people are a drain on... I'm learning so much.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Don't get me started on my tax dollars.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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I have also requested a presidential pardon from ever paying taxes again. And I haven't heard back. So get in line, Joe Exotic.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Yeah. I don't think so. In the meantime, while we wait, we'll wait with the DTQ every Tuesday except for last week. Jackie and I do Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment, where we try to help the swirlies in need. They write in and tell us about things going on in their relationships, families, whatever it may be. We're open to hearing about anything, and we try our best to help.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Now, if you want to write in, you can send us an email, deartoasters at gmail.com, or feel free to head over to our website, thetoastpodcast.com. Scroll down. There's a little submission box that says Dear Toasters. Both methods are totally anonymous. We'll never blow up your spot. Ready to dive in? I'm ready. I'm ready. Hi, girlies.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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So honestly, go to Patreon.com on your computer if you want to sign up. Don't go on. Actually, whatever's easier for you. I don't know your financial situations.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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My boyfriend and I are both 25 years old and we've been dating for three years. He lives in a studio. I live in a house with roommates, but we are planning on moving in together next lease cycle. I'm writing because my boyfriend keeps asking me to do what I consider wifey status favors for him.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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For example, I was doing some work from home from his apartment while he went to the gym and before he left. I have to say. What am I missing?

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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I chose this one. I chose this one because it was important that we tell you you're absolutely crazy. First of all, it's your boyfriend. As a human being, if somebody asks you for a favor, you just do it because they're like, this is your boyfriend.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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So you clearly want to be promoted. You have been promoted. You had to be promoted to girlfriend and let me, to wife. Let me tell you, this is not the way to do it. You're coming off so naggy and like unhelpful. Asking somebody to just flip the wash. Like I would do that to a friend.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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But just know those extra few dollars do not line my pockets.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Yeah, you, I understand your goals and I'm aligned. I wanna get you there. Your method is so off because this is not making him think, oh, this is a person I wanna marry.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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No. And if you're just like at every turn with him asking you to flip the washer is like literally the least big deal. You're making a mountain out of a molehill. Like maybe that doesn't endear him to be like, oh, I want to marry this person. It's more like, oh, this person is kind of like a naggy.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Yeah. So that was a really fun thing we did yesterday. And then after that, I got an at-home prenatal massage, which like I just, I planned the day poorly. My stomach was rumbling. Like I felt so sick after eating all those cookies. I couldn't even relax.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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first girlfriend it's just like a human being thing if your roommate was out being like hey I have to run to class can you just flip my stuff into the dryer it's such a normal thing to ask you could ask the same of him he's not just asking you because you're a woman he's asking you because you're home you're there are wet sitting in the washing machine I'm so sorry I hate when we get a submission where we can't like root for the girl

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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No, that's so untrue. I feel like it's our last resort.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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And by the way, you did ask, am I being overdramatic and this is a nice normal thing to do for someone? Yes. To answer your question, you are being overdramatic. And yes, this is a nice normal thing to do for someone.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Yeah, because we're selling, right? We are selling you. We are. And right now you're putting forward kind of naggy energy, whereas if you were putting together generous, lovely, easygoing, that's someone you want to marry. This woman makes my life easier.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Next up, hey Jackson, that dirt. I'm wondering if my father-in-law has gone too far this time. My PJM husband and I live in a big city, but we grew up in a small city where our families still live. For years, my husband's family has been on our backs about moving back, while my family's happy for us being where we are.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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The other day, we got a phone call from my father-in-law that he's bought us a fixer-upper home in our hometown as a gift. My husband is so excited, but I could not be less enthused. While the gift is so generous, I cannot but feel like the decision was made for me without my input, which does bother me. I love where I live. I love my career. What's a girl to do?

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Yeah, I mean, it's a really generous gift, but it's obviously, like, also a threat.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Yeah, I feel like it's important to know if you never want to move back to this small town or just not yet. Because if not yet, Jackie's right. Fixer uppers take forever. You could rent it out and become. And then when you're ready, you feel like your career is at a place where you can move a little bit out of town or you want to start having kids. Yeah.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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It was not a good sequence of events.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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But if you never want to live there and it's like not even an option, which it doesn't sound like it is because your family also lives there. Sounds like a dream. It does, but obviously this is all about perspective.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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I know, I know. So we have to like, it's perspective, right?

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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No, if somebody bought me a house, like I would move.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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If somebody bought me a house in the place in which both Ben and I's families lived, like I'm there already. I'm there. But listen, she has different priorities.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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And you know what? Maybe you're going to start a Fixer Upper project, start sharing it on social media, and then you become a famous influencer, and it would never have happened had it not been for this gift.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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But that's not what she said. She loves her big city job. What did she say about the big city? She says, I love my career and I love where I live. She said those exact words. So we're projecting. We're not being helpful because we are projecting.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Right, right. No, we could do our jobs from anywhere. So we would be like, well, just go home and be a big career woman from your house. But that's probably not the case. So in terms of actual tangible helpful advice, you need to decide if you never want to live in this place, which I feel like you don't.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Love that. It's a gift, so you didn't have to pay for it. That's a great idea.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Yeah. And just make it work for you. Look at it as a, I feel like you're looking at it as a burden. Whereas like, look at it, get creative. Jackie's right, second home. Maybe eventually.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Literally. What's that Ed Sheeran song, South of the Border, with Camila Cabello? It's actually a good song, but I don't know how it goes.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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I'll show you how to do it. Give it to me.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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All right, next up, and our third and final. Hello, swirls. I'm in need of some advice from the gals. I'm five months pregnant, and my husband and I have had sex once since we found out I was pregnant. I had a really rough first trimester. I had HG. I was hospitalized. But thankfully, I'm well past that now, and I'm feeling pretty good.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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This is my first pregnancy and first within my family and friends, so I don't have anyone to really ask. Is it weird to not be having sex? I have not initiated anything. And to be honest, I'm not really in the mood as I'm trying to accept all these lovely bodily changes for the first time. My husband has not made me feel bad or even brought it up.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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I think he knows that I'm really not loving this journey. I guess I'm asking if this is normal, weird, or should I bring it up? Are we just not going to have sex for like a year? And no, sorry, Claudia, my husband is not gay. He's not having an affair. And I think he's genuinely just a good guy who can read the room. Thank you for that. Signed, a content but guilty feeling toaster.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Now, let me say this. I totally feel you because he's 1000% gay and having an affair with a man, multiple. No, when I first got pregnant, Ben, like the first one, I was so nauseous. Like I would say it ended like three and a half months. I was like, oh my God, I will never kiss my husband again. Like I think he's the most revolting man on the planet.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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And there's a part where they go, South of the Border.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Like everything he does sends a chill of rage down my spine. His breath could kill someone. Like I was kind of making peace with like, I will seriously never be attracted to this person ever again. But let me tell you, it really goes away. And I feel like yours is just taking a little bit longer. Because I feel eventually, I've heard like both things.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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I've heard from people like, one, hated my husband the entire pregnancy, like wanted to kill him, thought he was disgusting, couldn't believe I was having kids with him. And then the second being like, never loved my husband more, so obsessed with him, so attracted to him, like my body like craved his smell, pheromones. And I feel like both are totally normal.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Some people have both in one pregnancy. That's what I feel like I had. Some people have one in one pregnancy. And I feel like it's totally fine. Like there's nothing wrong with this.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Literally. Just have that energy. And then I was forced to watch the Nick game, which... I do obviously like watching sports, especially when there's like a cultural, pop cultural connection. And basketball, I will say of all the sports, I feel has the least pop cultural connections, except last night. And I'm learning a lot about the Knicks.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Some people, I feel like. Oh, get away from me, bitch.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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No, some people definitely, I think sex helps them. Helps them feel beautiful, feel connected to their partner. You can feel kind of distant from your vagina because you're literally getting physically further away from it. So it feels you feel connected to your body. And then some people it's like a strain. Like not only does it hurt physically, it doesn't make you feel good.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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So just lead with your own feelings. Listen to your body. Literally neither of them are wrong. Listen to your body.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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No, and gratitude is so important because I feel like we need to be grateful to your man. Some people's husbands are such, such assholes. Like, this was a trend on TikTok. It made me actually really sick.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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People sharing, like, their abusive husband stories and, like, how, you know, showing up to your six-week post-op, post-labor appointment pregnant because, like, your husband pressured you into having sex. Like, some men are such animals about it. Like, the fact that your husband's not even bringing it up because he doesn't want to make you feel uncomfortable.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Like, PJom, that's when you say my husband's a PJom. Like, that's fucking PJom. Yeah. So...

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Did you talk? No, did you? Fuck, no. You always talk. I know, I thought, but you were in the middle of a sentence. I finished normal. Okay, whatever, we'll leave it in. Our Wi-Fi cut out for two seconds. That's all though. What was the last thing you said? I said very normal. Very normal, nothing to worry about, seriously. That's your toasters. Hope the DTQ has been satiated sufficiently.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Been fed. And don't forget to write in if you have an update for us. If we've read your submission on air or you have something you want to share with us, please, deartoasters at gmail.com, thetoastpodcast.com. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast in the Morning Show, where we deliver the fastest stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

385.135

Like I haven't really watched them in a couple of years. Jordan Woods is like the number one wag. Do you know her man is like the best player on the Knicks?

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

3853.215

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

395.242

Oh, did I? Well, he's really shining. It's playoffs, so it's like a big deal. And it's Karl-Anthony Towns this, Karl-Anthony Towns that. And then the other night we watched the game and he went over when they won. They lost last night. When they won, they followed him like when the buzzer buzzed and he ran over to Jordan. She looked gorgy and sitting courtside.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

411.894

You know, wags don't usually sit courtside.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

419.519

No, so I... It's only the first round. And it was the first and second games of the first round. Like, okay, if it's a chance that, like, they win the game to go to the next round, like, he can go. But I'm like, please don't waste your time, like, leaving me home alone, wasting money. Like, come on. We'll watch it together. We'll have so much fun. We'll have so much fun.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

438.96

So we watched the first one together. I think it was on Saturday night. And, like, I just kind of got lost in my phone. I was not being, like, an active participant. And I was like...

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

446.926

fuck like I felt myself I felt the game ending and I was just like seriously not paying attention and he was like you weren't really like watching and like talking with me and I'm like you're so right you are so right so if you were looking for me last night between the hours of like 7 and 9 30 I was so fucking active I was like really trying to make I'm like that is amazing that they can do that like it's so and and that's that's Jalen Brunson right I was so fucking chatty and active and I feel like it really made him happy and like I I got him to stay home for one more game you know what's that worth like

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

477.65

It was definitely a lot of work, but it wasn't worse than being alone.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

489.534

But then we're not in bed. And if we're not in bed, we might as well be out of the house. You know what I mean?

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

504.823

I have such a love-hate relationship with my couch.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

509.126

No, not, okay, don't be fucking rude. That's not true. I have a very nice, expensive TV in there.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

517.421

Yeah, and then you have to buy the frame separately, okay? Like, nobody talks about that. I just, I'm in my house, I'm in my pajamas, I'm laying down, not on my couch. I mean, not on my bed.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

53.442

It's kind of a celebratory day in my community. Sorry, community. Because it's Tuesday. And that means that the DTQ.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

530.904

I feel like maybe before I got pregnant, I was more open to the couch. But seriously, what am I doing on my couch?

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

544.736

Yeah. And so we, our building has like this outdoor area. It's been so beautiful in the city. And there's like an outdoor TV couch set up. And like, we keep saying like, we'll have some people over. Like, well, it's not happening. It's not happening.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

562.912

You guys don't understand. I fucking hate being alone. And I actually, like, kudos to them. I can't remember the last time I was alone. I've been really supported throughout this journey. And so, yeah, I'll do whatever it takes in my home.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

612.634

Yeah, like to have, I would have stayed up for it. I would have hosted people.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

624.432

Yeah, it was very much like I watched it as an outsider.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

656.434

But I feel like a rematch almost, why would that denigrate, and maybe I'm just offensive of Tommy Fury, but like, why would that make it worse? If anything, it's higher stakes. There's history.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

669.939

Maybe that's why. Maybe that's why.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

676.967

He has a lot of money riding on it.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

68.731

I mean, every day when you're turning the free bush is a cutesy-licious day.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

686.072

And we will be there. Like maybe we'll go like we'll be so conscious. Let's go.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

708.379

Logan. Yeah, because Logan is WWE. Wait, hold on. WWE is headquartered.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

720.489

Oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay, so wow, they hit up Tampa. I would go to Vegas. I feel like maybe they would do it in like Phoenix. I would go.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

73.752

No, it's Tuesday after the vitriol that was sent my way for prioritizing my physical health last week. And yeah, skipping deer toasters. I'm back with a vengeance. I just want to say to the DTQ, I was not only, I not only heard, but was extremely hurt by your words last week. I don't know why we have to attack other segments when we're defending the DTQ. That's really hurtful. I'm sorry.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

735.782

You don't need a passport. My passport's expired.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

738.604

I need to take care of that. Is it a kind of crazy feeling like I can't flee the country if I need to? It feels very like I'm living on the edge.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

745.962

It is, right? Yeah. Okay, I need to do that, but they said I need a new picture, and so obviously now I'm going to have to delay that.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

765.242

I really appreciate that, honestly, as somebody who planned a wedding.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

781.761

Okay but so obviously $336,000 sounds like a lot of money but like relative to his wealth they're so like it's unbelievable how much money these two make so I feel like when you said three I thought you were gonna say three million dollars.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

813.189

Well, I do feel like they are oddly, even though they're like very extravagant, whatever. I feel like they're oddly fiscally responsible. They've been making a lot of money for a really long time. And they're always like investing in new businesses.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

825.258

Like obviously they do crazy cars and things, planes. But I don't worry about them the way like I used to worry about the Zolciak Beermans. And I was right for that.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

835.265

There was a brief stint where they were doing very well.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

838.91

No, but I don't look at them and think that the Pauls are living beyond their means at all.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

843.816

They live extraordinarily, but well within their, it's all relative.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

853.453

That's why I can't watch the show because I'll be too jealous of all the money they're saving on taxes.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

868.258

And I want to dive in, but I do want to give a quick, brief, but honorable shout-out to our Catholic community who thought everything we said about the Pope was so fucking funny yesterday.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

879.989

No, we didn't. But we were like giggling about stuff. And they were like, no, you guys should totally come up with your Pope names because it's kind of how like we have Hebrew names. And when I was like, oh, yeah, like, duh, it's so appropriate. Like when everybody goes through mass, like they come up with a name. And they loved Turney's version. The Papacy.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

899.702

Right. And Catholics respect beauty.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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I think it'll be a while. They, they go into a state of mourning with like an interim.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

926.707

Right. And I think that's actually who Ralph Fiennes was in the movie. If I'm remembering correctly. Um, So it'll be a while before they've elected a new pope.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

955.547

Oh, well, let's talk about them.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

961.977

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Like she just went to take an aesthetic picture of her bath. like hundreds of photos of it.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Yeah. And she's like, it gets to a place of like, it's absurd. And when we get to that place, like then I just forget about it.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1064.93

Okay, I don't wanna watch that, yeah.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

126.954

Yes, that was on my notes of things to discuss because we have not, you and I, officially selected the winner. So if you haven't been reached out to, no one has yet. I really, I have still two top twos in my head.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

13.033

It feels like a Monday, but it's a Tuesday, which is bless up. So fabulous. Send your prayers to the sky. Hopefully this means the week will go by quickly. Not to rush things along.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1358.393

It's a medical condition. Yes. And an ovaries. Yeah.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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They've been stuck in my head.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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I actually feel like hermaphroditism isn't a lot, a big part of the gender conversation.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1445.151

Yeah, no, so it's basically like you have a baby, you're not sure what gender it is, but like you're like, you make a call. Are you talking about hermaphrodite?

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

146.006

Okay, I'll know who it is. It's between, it's the same as my top two.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1469.85

Okay. Weird. Not hermaphrodites. Hermaphrodites are lovely. Interesting movie.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

150.306

It's not like a third, right?

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Yeah, I agree. His personality is just so big. Like it's not a knock on Stanley's self.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Yeah. You can't take the Stan out of Stanley. Was he wearing his glasses?

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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No, and that's like who he is at his core.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1553.388

Yeah, yeah. The rest is just confetti.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1558.402

Okay. Well, well, thanks for that recap. You are so welcome. And now without further ado, it is time for the fast five stories that you need to know.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1833.621

us know that you came from the toast when signing up thank you tur to travel you're welcome our first story some musical news from yesterday two headlines to share first carrie underwood sang america the beautiful acapella after a major tech snafu at the inauguration so seriously such a terrible thing to happen to a performer like

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Well, actually I think that would have been okay. And I think she would have done acapella. Cause I think I saw some people saying like the room was singing with her, which was really nice, but they were like all off key. Even harder for her to stay on key. And given all of the trials and tribulations, like, it was getting a little scary there for a second. She sang amazingly.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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And we actually just watched her on New Year's Rockin' Eve. And I feel like we were saying like, it didn't sound the greatest.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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We have heard her voice raw many a time. However, I feel like people's voices change over the years. People could lose their voices. Nodes. You never know.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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But also we have given away that it is a singular person and that it's not a man. So in just our conversation, we've given that away.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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She didn't sound like amazing. And here she sounded amazing. Like, perfectly sung. She didn't do anything extra with the song. She hit every note. It was like seriously beautiful and I actually think overall it turned out to be a really nice moment and probably a little more impressive than if she had had her track and she just sang it.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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So I think it actually turned out better than what it would have been.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Like she definitely was. And then she definitely like heard that everyone was like, no, that was amazing. Like Katie Heron, honestly, that was the best. Just like she said, that was the best it ever went. Like it got the people singing together. It was really like a beautiful, harmonious moment. Everybody was singing the song together. Everybody knows America the Beautiful. Yes.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

2019.638

It was kind of like, We should do it like that on purpose next time.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Well, the music didn't work. I'm sorry. Yes. Thank you for bringing that up. Because part B of the story is other headline news from inauguration performances. As we reported, Billy Ray Cyrus was performing at the Liberty ball, all these balls. Oh my gosh. Like you really should participate in activities where balls fly at our nose. The fact that Rascal and Gavin weren't at the same ball.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

2074.768

And like, it was so confusing. It was just, it was a lot as like a number one fan of both of them. I didn't even get to see Gavin perform. Anyways, Billy Ray Cyrus performed at the Liberty ball or did he, it was an absolute disaster performance.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

208.723

That tells you a little something. No, people are so invested. My friend Sam stayed with me this weekend. We had such a fun weekend. And her sister called because her sister is a huge toaster and she was with her camp friends and they're all toasters. And they were calling to try and find out like what I was leaning towards. They're like, have you heard this one? And they're all singing it.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

2111.603

He's so crazy. They've been beefing. So, like, he's been a little bit on my shit list. But I do hold, like, I do have this bit of nostalgia where I'm like, oh, maybe it's just, you know, it's showbiz. And by the way,

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Having said that- Last night ruined our childhood.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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So here's what happened. And I don't even know what happened. Okay. So he came out, I think they started playing the music video for old town road on the screen. Now I was watching a really terrible live stream that didn't cut. It was just like the back of the room. So. It wasn't until the- It looked like he was singing it. At the end of the song, Claudia's like, what is Billy Ray Cyrus doing?

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

2179.181

I'm like, he's not up there yet. Like, we're just watching the music video. Turns out he's up there. There's no lights on him. He's groaning. I thought, and I was like watching it while also on my phone. And I thought I heard someone like mumbling in the background. I was like, that's weird. When you told me that, no, he's there.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

2195.268

And then I went to a different stream and you see him and he is a mess. He is disheveled, the hair, the shirt, the scarf. Like he looks like something that just like washed up on shore.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

2244.891

My guitar's not working. It did not end. He's walking on the stage, like talking to people.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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He compared himself to Carrie Underwood. He said she had tech issues too.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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And it's just like, how is this still happening? We're like texting. I could not believe what I was watching. And even if you watch it now, like you'll see what he did, but like that feeling of it happening live and it- would not end was so crazy. And he's walking on the stage talking to everyone. By the time, and security's coming, they take his mic stand, they take his clothes.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

2288.543

This guy was ill-equipped. The guy was ill-equipped. He wasn't security, he was like a stage manager.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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No, but even when he went down those stairs, I think he thought like he was leaving kissing on all the fans and taking pictures. Like he's princess Diana. Like it was so crazy.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

2329.722

Craziest I've ever seen. Like it was traitorous to our country. Yes, it was Benedict Ray Cyrus.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

2376.946

It was a cry for help. I understand now why there's this divide between the Passire family. So I'm sorry, Miley, that maybe I didn't see it sooner. Even though after we heard that clip of you don't need it. The devil done made my daughter a whore.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

2392.7

He's called her like a slug. A skank. That devil skank. Miley, the devil skank. That's what he said. Now everything's going to be about this performance. It should be.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

2410.374

Yeah, so it was audio that was leaked. And yeah, he called her the devil skank.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

2426.044

Yeah. So, so crazy. That was just a crazy thing. And then Jason Aldean came out. And Jason Aldean said, he's like, oh, we got a little bit more time.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

244.622

My screen time this weekend was so high. So many things were happening. And I have to think like this was the biggest weekend in news like ever. I have never turned on like cable news. Really, I rarely ever do. This weekend, like it was constantly playing in the back of my house for one reason or another, like the hostages coming home.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

2447.495

Yeah, he went on there like nothing had just happened, even though we all saw what we saw.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Everybody must be talking about it.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

2462.3

It was so wild. And he's blaming it on tech issues, even on stage. Is he? Even on stage, he was saying tech issues. Oh, yeah, he said, my guitar's not working. The battery's dead. TMZ was saying it's the audio. But no, I think that they cut him off. The video was playing. but they stopped. Like he wasn't, he couldn't sing. He was grumbling.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

2479.19

They cut him off because Jason Aldean had no audio issues or any issues.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

2495.674

Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? I am. Some fake news this morning, but I want to see what you think because Justin Bieber has unfollowed his wife.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

2505.219

So everyone said Justin Bieber unfollowed his wife Haley on Instagram. And by the way, I guess technically he did. He did. And then today he posted someone went on my account and unfollowed my wife. Shit is getting sus out here.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

2571.744

If I had to make a guess as to what happened, just like I did with Tommy and Molly Mae, and let's not forget that, like, I completely crushed that one. Absolutely slayed. Oh, my gosh. Like, soothsayer. To a T. Alcohol. Soothsayer. No, alcohol. And she can take him back if he can cut out alcohol. And she's taking him back and he's cutting out alcohol. Clairvoyant. Yeah.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

2589.538

So here's what I think happened here. I don't think Justin Bieber was hacked by an unidentified third party. I don't even think it was a Jelena stan on Twitter.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

2596.966

in Turkey I happen to agree I actually think that it might have been someone on Justin's team like he's got a like someone nefarious actor on his team oh wow did something like this and he was ties to Jelena who has ties to Jelena or maybe doesn't like Hayley like there's always like rumors about their relationship that I agree with you are like I think they're solid I don't think this is a mark on them as a couple I think it's a mark on someone who works for Justin

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

260.795

Yesterday, the inauguration, waiting all day for Rascal Flatts. TikTok. TikTok.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

2643.726

If I were to hack Justin Bieber's Instagram, like I would post, I don't know, a link to- Follow at the toast. Yeah, like not, and I'd say like new music, raising funds, like people would literally donate and the person could get away unscathed. Like there's so many things you could do, not unfollow the wife.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

2658.11

And I just want to say, I actually think that if they got into like a fight and he unfollowed her, like that would be really crazy. And like a really bad sign. You have to remember, these are like Hollywood type folks. Like they do crazy things. They do crazy things. No, but that would like, that would be a serious red flag. That's a crazy thing to do.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

2675.184

Especially when you know the whole world's watching. You want to embarrass her like that.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

2692.548

I agree with both of you. I don't think it's a sign of their relationship, but I do think that a couple people have access to his Instagram and are messing with him.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

2738.59

Yeah, agreed. Are you ready for our next story? What number? Number three, it seems. Oh yeah. Some social media beef. love. Spencer Pratt says he has beef with Call Her Daddy host Alex Cooper for allegedly refusing to promote Heidi Montag's song. So Spencer Pratt is all over the interwaves, especially with TikTok going down in his big TikTok moment.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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But he's also sharing that he has some beef with Alex Cooper after she allegedly declined to promote his wife Heidi's new song.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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No, we are not making TikTok a story. Oh, okay. I like how you say that, as if it was stupid. Why? No, because the stories are the fun fad, are not world news. And two, we always keep putting into the pre-Fast Five.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

2783.154

Yeah. And a few other videos where he explains that when this started happening, he was asking everyone to post Heidi's song. He reached out to a bunch of people. He said she was the only one who wouldn't do it. He said at the time that she had said that we have a lot of people displaced from the fires at our house. And I'm like, post the song, girl. He previously had gone on her podcast.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

28.134

Yeah, but you don't want to rush through things, even though something really exciting is happening next week, but you don't want to rush through things.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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And I think he was saying like he's worn her merch, like always supported. And that he didn't get that same support from her. Like he said, like she's number one on the hit list now.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

2872.455

Yeah, but he didn't tell us what he said back to her that was cut out, did he? No. I didn't see that.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Yeah. And that's just like what influencers and celebrities do for each other. Like I send you my product, you post it, whatever. And this is just like a song and-

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

2929.858

He said, respectfully, if I keep my platform and I keep being an A-list rich celebrity, she's so fucked. Because I have beef with her. She sounds like you and Ben.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

2974.757

I guess, but he's kept going. Like he posted before she made the video. She made the video and still posting the video. So that didn't move the needle for him. I don't see her responding to this though.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

3005.54

Yeah, Spencer said that he's team Sophia with an F now. He said Sophia with an F posted the song and did a dance.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Well, I feel like the streets were saying that there were whispers that there's beef betwixt the Alex's.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

3071.642

To me, I don't see that as necessarily a smoking gun, but I actually think going on live with your boss's arch nemesis at the moment is very telling. It's indicative, yeah. It's told. I'm not even like, oh, it's smoke now. I'm like, oh, there's beef betwixt the lickses.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

3106.252

Yes, but I think that you could make the argument, maybe you are right, but I would just say- For the biggest star, she hasn't been to one in a while. I would say the counter argument is that she was among the first to join the network and she was the first one in the early days going to all the events and now there are other people and maybe they take up the torch right now.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

3120.468

Or there's beef between them. Or there's beef, yeah. But I could also- I think a lot of these things like can be explained, but when you put it, the live actually can't be explained. And Alex Earl like keeps making videos with the song. With the song, yeah. And that person was just like trash talking your boss and friend.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

3165.477

That's so beautiful. Thank you. You're welcome. Are you ready for our next story? I am. Rachel Kirkenell's sister claims that Matt James broke up just three hours before his announcement.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

3180.1

I know, but I just have to like put a pin, like a button on this because until Rachel speaks out, this is what we know. Rachel's sister says that Matt James broke up with Rach just three hours before the shocking Instagram announcement he shared on Thursday. Trinity, the sister, shared the timeline hint under a TikToker's video about the breakup.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Trinity had previously told the TikToker that Rachel and James were still together when he revealed they had separated. James posted the photo of them, including them meeting at the famous bachelor mansion with his prayer. Trinity said that he had broken up with her three hours before he posted that statement.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

3224.397

And my belief is that Rachel, like, as a follower of Rachel, I believe her sister is, like, in her content a lot. Like, they are close. Yes, no, this is coming straight from the horse's mouth. It's not like Meghan Markle's sister.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

3286.383

Given the track record, Matt, who we'd want to hear from, Rachel. It's true. It's true. Yeah. So I'm waiting to hear from her. The more I hear about the breakup, the more I'm happy that they broke up because she deserves something different.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

3330.03

Yeah. But it's also like hard to judge that stuff like on its face. Cause sometimes it is shtick and like you have like a, a story about your relationship that you put out to the world. But like, we also don't know what it actually is. So I take that with a grain of salt. A hundred percent.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

3358.089

Agree, but it's not looking good, three hours. No, it's not, it's not. Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Thank you slash church. You're welcome. Our fifth and final story, a little hosting news. Host for the Grammy Awards 2025 has been announced. Oh. And it is Trevor Noah again. So Trevor Noah will return as Master of Ceremonies of the 67th Annual Grammy Awards for the fifth consecutive year. He also will serve as a producer on the show.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

3561.933

Yeah. Well, you know what? I actually just saw, I had two stories for the fifth and I went with that one and I bumped the other one.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

3576.63

like yeah but he's the host of one of those daytime show nighttime shows excuse me and it's just like it's boring he they obviously like him they think he does a good job and I think last year we said like it was fine it was totally fine I do think Nikki Glaser will force him to like step his trevosy up because you know for Trevor it's not his trevosy it's his tushy

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

3622.115

It's already on the list. I do think maybe he'll do a little bit more comedy now that Nikki Glaser set the bar so high. But I do remember remarking last year was totally fine. And obviously it was fine. Grammys were fine with it.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

3643.325

No, I doubt it. I mean, always holding space like for the possibility, but probably not. Grammys are February 2nd. So that's kind of soon, sneaking up on us. And also like the Oscar nominations keep getting postponed because of the wildfires. But I do think that they- Yes, but they've been given a date. Yeah, I think they're gonna get, the show must go on.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

3705.263

Really? Maybe I won't be able to stop thinking about it. It's hard for me, you know, to toggle between DTs, but...

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

3773.632

What do I do? So I think you could totally ask him. This doesn't seem like a man who's easily embarrassed or else he would think twice and flush the toilet. That's what someone who's like a shy, embarrassed person would do.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

3825.563

And I just want to say for the record, I don't do that all the time. I would have never crossed my mind. However, I do, in thinking about it, think it's something that a man might do. So that could be one. But I think you just ask him, there's really no secrets like this between men. It's not that embarrassing. Just be like, by the way, Ever heard of toilet paper? Yeah, just find out.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Seriously, curiosity would get the best of me.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Her husband one time said- I've been my best friend for over 10 years.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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It's not a fair comparison because, like, you. eat with your fingers and it needs to be- Okay, fine. No, in his defense, he said your arm. He said your arm. Yeah, also like- You, it's out in the world.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

3918.584

Moral of the story, just ask him. He's not someone who can be embarrassed and maybe he needs, and if he is gonna be embarrassed, like maybe he needs to be a little bit embarrassed so he starts flushing the toilet. Whether or not he wipes is his issue. If you hadn't noticed it like in another way, you know.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

3932.832

No, yeah, like then it's probably not an issue, but I would just wanna know for fun. For funsies.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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It might be her husband's mistress who wants you to leave him and wants to ruin your life.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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And wants to ruin your life so that you leave him and that he's all hers. Who else could it be?

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

3982.548

Yeah. But she also like has a business and it seems like maybe she's a little bit of a creator. So- if she didn't have those things, I don't know if the person would have messaged her or emailed her or something, but either way, I think it's someone who is sleeping with your husband, obsessed with your husband once during your life.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

4034.201

And if you are trying to reconcile with your husband, he can earn some points.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

4039.125

He can earn some points by sharing some names and letting you know who he thinks this might be. And if you guys are... splitting up, well, he could still do you a solid.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

4122.942

disturbing disturbing this woman who was married to her husband for like 50 years found out remind me how she found out again oh so the guy he was caught like at the mall taking pictures like up girls skirts and so he was detained by the police the police went through his phone his computer and they found all of these photos and videos of his wife so basically what he would do was he was drugging his wife and then at night was letting men come and gangbang and rape

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

4149.973

his wife and he had pictures and videos of it. And this was going on for years and years and years. And she had no idea. And of course, like she suffered medical issues because of this. And it was just a mystery to her and her doctor.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

4194.561

Of course, like vaginal health issues.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

4221.239

You absolutely have to tell the wives. First step, tell the wives. I would, if you could like just get screenshots of everything, get it to your phone so that you can like show them with their own two eyes. Like it's so absurd they might not believe you. And then either confront the men first. I don't know, like go to the police, go to their mothers. Like this is so crazy. Go to their mothers.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

445.253

He said recently that he didn't want it to go away. He said more recently, like, yes, four years ago, he said like national security issues. Then more recently he was like, we want to make, find a way to make it work.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

473.039

Well, I thought it was coming back imminently. I did not expect it to only be 14 hours. So on that, I wasn't right either. The whole thing was just like really lame for everyone. Really lame and exhausting and seeing the same content like from every individual over and over again, like of them saying goodbye. The screenshot of TikTok me.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

489.655

the screenshot of TikTok oh my god adjusting to reels hey how y'all doing when it comes back like I am moved on fatigued for sure um and like as for the future of TikTok like genuinely I don't care anymore like they've officially made me not care which I guess is good

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

50.185

Yes, it is our longest running studio that we've had. It is? We moved in in 2020. We took refuge after being evicted. On the boots of an eviction.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

533.53

We could do YouTube, we could bring it on Reels. Come on over to Reels, the water's warm. The more time you spend on Reels, the better it gets for you. I think that's what people are noticing.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

604.837

Why do you think that is? Well, I just have some thoughts. Maybe... A couple things. First, I do think the more that you use Reels, the more the content is tailored to you. Like right now, I like the things that I see, but I also, I'm not on TikTok, so it's not like I have the two to compare it to. I don't know what an even better algorithm for me is.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

622.482

But I also like that the algorithm on Reels isn't as addicting as you say TikTok is because I will inevitably spend less time on it, and so I think that's good. Why Mark Zuckerberg doesn't want me to spend more time on Reels and doesn't want me to be as addicted, I don't know, but overall, I'm happy with the product because of those reasons. because of those reasons.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

664.178

Well, when you go to your explore page and you click a video here, I get so much like Sabrina Carpenter. Oh yeah, when you scroll down. And then you start scrolling. I don't know who any of these people are. I guess, yeah, like that's their definition of the FYP. It's just, it doesn't hit the same. That's where you go for outside content.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

69.389

No, that wasn't a fun time. Before that, when we were in that apartment, like things were busing. And then not only were we evicted, we had to go to Zoom toast, like dark times. So this studio was our saving grace. And we had so many amazing memories in that studio. So many wonderful shows, both together and remote. And it deserves to be honored in a respectful way.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

704.197

Okay, good. We also have a lot of stories today, and I watched the Molly Mae documentary this weekend. First three episodes dropped. We're getting clarity.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

716.602

First three episodes dropped. Next three drop in the spring, but they showed the previews for the next three, and there's footage from January 1st where she sees everyone seeing her kissing Tommy on New Year's Eve. Oh. The turnaround, they got me there good. I mean, they are from Love Island. Like we are used to tight turnaround from these two. And like technically you filmed this two weeks ago.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

734.409

Like put it on my screen. It shouldn't be so hard. Yet you find that it is for other people. So here's what's going on between the two of them. And a lot of it was shrouded in mystery in the early episodes, and I wish they would have been a little more clear. They're like, what Tommy did, what Tommy does. I'm like, what does Tommy do? What did he do?

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

751.425

Yeah, no, I hate when there's like this big thing. It's like, just say it. So here's what I've pieced together. He obviously has turned to alcohol since being injured from fighting, and then drinking was ruining their relationship. I don't know exactly what he was doing at family functions, why she had to beg him not to drink at her sister's wedding, what he would have done. What does he do?

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

770.92

what like drunk or angry drunk saying embarrassing things like how drunk people do yes but i just don't know which exact one it was but like he was drinking all the time making like half the time their relationship was just so terrible because he'd be drinking the other half like she really loves him like really really does she couldn't keep doing the cycle anymore and she knew she had to break up with him but if she didn't announce it she would have never followed through with it so when she posted that over the summer

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

795.956

It was like a slow roll last resort, not just like Tommy came home drunk. I'm breaking up with him. She posted it and really did it like to hold herself accountable.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

805.276

in like leaving him you need to get help however throughout the documentary she shares like the reason why I haven't been crying and I'm not like totally a mess over this is because like I believe we're gonna get back together so that like comes out later in the episodes and you start to see how like they're working towards being back together he's not in it once except for on the phone and just like talking about Bambi I think in the second half it will be more about them

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

829.921

making their relationship whole again. And then the first three episodes are really about her clothing brand. Maybe. And all the work that she's put into it and like the launch event and a lot of like scandal that it had. I didn't even realize that she had a pretty big, like see with the brand because she, They launched these blazers that were like the hallmark of the collection.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

849.883

Did you see the blazers on TikTok? The pilling? The bubbling, yeah. She said like the manufacturer, what they actually used to make the blazers was not the agreed upon fabric that she had been wearing every single day. Like she was wearing her own blazer and it was just really a bad mess. And then they had more stuff coming out in that fabric and I think she had to cancel it.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

866.656

I think maybe has kind of been like a complete clusterfuck for her. And I'm shocked to hear that. I thought it was such a slight, everything I've gotten from there. I love. And I also now find that because a lot of it is sold out, I go on like revolve and look for pieces that are like, even this cardigan I'm wearing today is maybe inspired, but it's lioness.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

913.146

Yeah. It's, it's very slow pace. She is a comfort creator. It's not like comedy, exciting craziness. Like it's hard hitting documentary in her life, in her house. And like, if you, she's what's so remarkable about her actually is that she's just, she's a very ordinary girl.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

930.546

Like, who has created something that no other reality TV star or influencer has done. And, like, why her? It's so crazy. But, like, I am drawn to her. I do – I don't need her to have, like, the biggest personality. Like, she has really lovely taste, but not – so extravagant.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

972.38

Now she's like a high fashion. No, but she has a big personality too. And then she was also like dressing in a very distinct way.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Yeah. And I think for Molly also, it's like about Molly and Tommy, but even without Tommy, like it's really about her. So what she's done is just so impressive. And she's also very much like a perfectionist, like very in the weeds on everything. Like a post doesn't go out on any social media account related to her without her looking at it. She was showing her camera roll.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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And there were, like, good stories, too.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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So I don't know where that fits into the show.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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Yeah, I mean, I talked about it yesterday. Do you want to just be, like, really brief and talk about it right now?

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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Oh yeah. Love him. That was like a really dark scene.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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I know. And I really need him to tell his wife. Like, I actually think it'll make him feel better. He's taking on this burden entirely on his own. She can't handle it. I know.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1073.538

There was like a big power dynamic shift with the brothers. Like it was for the first time, the Weenie brother, What's his name? Lachlan. Lachlan is like becoming like a big man on campus, weenie. And he's like, he was the one who kissed the other brother.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

108.118

Yes. Yes. So lots going on with the Gen X community. Also, the Gen X community.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1105.62

And the White Lotus, one of the writers was interviewed like about the incest scene and saying that's like an important theme. And I just feel like I could really, really live without incest. Like to me, that actually is where I draw a personal line.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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I guess, like, even though, like, Jamie and Cersei is, like, the.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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You know? And, like, I honestly ship them. They were so cute.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1134.027

Yeah. And, like, yeah, like, make sense of it knowing what I know now.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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And I'm sorry. Like, if they're suching as soulmates, those two were perfect for one another.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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Correct, correct. Our favorite kind of loving.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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That was really crazy. And the other actor, Rick, who was just, like, listening in disbelief the whole time was actually making me laugh. That was, like, a fun little...

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1175.882

moment with her husband in real life leslie bibb um but i was really shocked everything that was coming out of his mouth was even crazier than the sentence before yeah yeah it was really crazy everyone's like give him the emmy like i don't think okay calm down like no it's not and if we're giving an emmy to one person from this show it's parker posey

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

118.549

So it's not the American Idol. It's not your daddy's American Idol. You know, like back in the day, there was like a ruthless one. Yeah. They're all and they would bring people on who are like they knew were terrible singers. Yeah.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1197.268

Or Jason Isaacs. He's really being like the thing is he's doing an amazing job at acting the role that he was given. Whereas I feel like Parker Posey is creating this entirely new. I don't know what was on the page.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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But what she what she delivered couldn't be written.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1215.31

Yeah. I'm sorry. That third friend. I don't know anyone's fucking name. Thomas Ravenel. The third friend from Gilded Age. When she takes her top off. She is seriously one of the biggest losers. And that's how I know she's a good actor because I don't think her as a person. Carrie, the woman, is a loser. But her fucking character is like actually makes me sad.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1240.377

So movie star is also making me sad.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1252.44

And Leslie Bibb is the only normal one who like has obviously like a life she's not running away from at home because she's like, can you guys leave? Yeah.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1284.528

Yeah, that's the whole point of the show, but people have definitely made it into a bigger thing, phenomenon, than it is. It's a show. And it's good and it's bad. It's just a show.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

130.18

and to embarrass them yeah now in the age of like bullying and wokeism the fun is over like we could never have william hung no like we did so they bring in people everyone who can sing but they say no to people who are like not ready who need to work on like their breath work or whatever there's nobody who's like embarrassingly bad or anything so it's not as fun so there's nobody who's like evil got it okay they're all like middle of the road it's a softer american idol

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1306.757

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1323.826

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1343.024

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1361.316

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1362.797

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1384.042

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1402.312

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1413.885

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1431.246

And Legacy Box is like the push you need to just do it. We had our VHSs converted. It was when we got it back, it was the best day because we grew up like kind of like girls on film. We were always being filmed at soccer games. We were doing like Spice Girls performances. And to be able to sit around and watch it and see like, you know, not only ourselves so young, but like people who have passed.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1447.999

It was so amazing. Legacy Box is kind of a company that I wish I invented. So how it works is that, first of all, it's really simple and really affordable. You will... Load up your Legacy Box with, they literally accept like all different types of media. Send it to them. They will send you emails throughout the process, keeping you updated on the journey. It's also all done in the US.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1466.87

And then you get it back on a thumb drive or the cloud. We did a thumb drive. It's really fabulous. So check protecting your memories off your spring cleaning list with Legacy Box and visit LegacyBox.com slash toast to shop their $9 tape sale and get 90 days free access to Legacy Box cloud. That's LegacyBox.com slash toast to unlock this incredible offer. That's the...

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1485.68

brand people ask me about the most being like oh what was that like one called well it's legacy box pay attention please please today's episode is also brought to you by jolie i can't even begin to imagine jolie i like that they should take that

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1502.045

All the money you spend on skin care, beauty products, you're damaging, I mean, excuse me, you're battling acne, damaged hair, eczema, rashes, like whatever issues you have. But some of you might not realize that like it's not your products. It's not the elements. Like it might just be the water that you're showering in.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1521.912

It's important to obviously filter like the water you drink. And I think we're all really conscious of that. But what about the water that you shower in? Clean water is definitely overlooked. And Jolie is a beauty wellness company that purifies the water you're showering in for better hair, skin and overall well-being.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1533.742

So Jolie's filtered shower head is the best in class for removing chlorine and heavy metals found in water. It's the only lab tested and clinically trialed filtering showerhead on the market. It can reduce frizziness by 40%. It can reduce hair shedding by 81%. Lab tested to maintain color retention, protect the hair surface layer.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

155.333

And me and my fellow generation Xers. You're not about that. Yeah, we miss the days of brutality, cruelty, bullying. Yeah, that's just me and my gang. We live to rock. We rock to live. A brief update from my generation. They wanted me to speak on behalf of us, like letting you know specifically.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1550.035

So chlorine is often added to the water system to disinfect and kill bacteria, which is great, but it can be damaging to your skin and hair and it can cause issues that Jolie can fix. So they're also, don't worry, like still aesthetic. So when you swap out the shower head, it still looks pargy. They have like a bunch of different colors. It's very good water pressure.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1567.264

Ben was like nervous about changing it. Ben is so crazy about water pressure. And it fits all the showers because it's the same plumbing pipe size. It's universal. So Jolie will give you your best skin and hair guaranteed. Head to JolieSkinCo.com slash toast to try it out for yourself with free shipping. And if you don't like it, you can return your Jolie for a full refund within 60 days.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1594.69

I'm at, I'm literally sweating. I'm always sweating. I smell. I have deja vu. I know. I'm just remarking on, I feel like doing the ads is actually very physical sport for me. And, and these days I go with my breath work. I need my mouth guard with like my inability to breathe. And like now, now I'm sweating.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1614.256

I just needed to remark like after a four minute and 30 second ad break, your girl is moist.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1682.563

He's kind of the face of the Knicks. Like if you go to a Knicks game, they're always playing videos of him like to get people hyped up to like make more sound. He's like a lifelong fan and probably one of the most famous fans. And I can't lie. When I first saw this, I was like, lol, this is so Tracy Morgan.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1695.873

And I definitely thought because he had gone on maybe like a year or two ago on Hoda talking about how he loves Ozempic. Yeah. And how it's amazing because he still eats Doritos, but he's losing weight. And so I saw this and I'm like, oh, he got too excited at the Knicks game. He ate a little too much and he threw up. That's so Ozempic.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1710.683

But then hearing the details about him being, like, escorted out in a wheelchair with a bloody nose not being able to stand, it's obviously, like, I think, like, a much more severe case. And it's actually really sad.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1730.97

No, even, like, pregnant women in their first trimester make it to the bathroom. Yeah. To really be unable in that moment to even get up and go to the bathroom, that I think is a sign of something much worse. More serious.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1771.588

like if anybody had thrown up courtside because there's non-famous people who sit courtside like it might have been a story like fan throws up but it's such a big spectacle and there's literally a picture and a video of it because it's Tracy Morgan and like that element is obviously smaller than what's going on with his health but it's a real like you're you feel humiliated and it makes me really sad if Tracy Morgan has no fans like rip to me I love this man as a New Yorker as a 30 rocker and it's just a lover of all things comedy and I don't I feel like I don't

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1801.989

like Tracy's one of those people who I stand really hard but like I never talk about him do you know what I mean yeah you're very private yeah yes exactly I love him so much I'm like really sad yeah and honestly it's like not a good week for sitting courtside maybe you guys should take Jennifer Hudson hit in the face with the ball at the Knicks game that was literally two weeks ago but okay I think that was not a good month no way no way

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1829.11

When did we talk about her in common? Like literally two weeks ago.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

183.47

No, I'm the Hilaria Baldwin of everything because I also pretend I'm Latin, just like Hilaria. I also pretend I'm a different.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1840.034

Okay, so four days ago she reacted to it. But when did she get hit? Basketball.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1856.341

That's a good call. I need to know, like, if March 4th.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1864.824

Oh, no, no, no. Sorry. Two weeks ago. Exactly. My bad.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1880.669

Literally, we missed it. We went to bed at 9 o'clock. Oh, and a fun fact about Ben is that he's a huge Knicks fan, but we recently switched from traditional cable. We cut our cords like true millennials. Very not Gen X of me. You should get him back. And we have YouTube TV, and they do not...

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1895.649

you can't get access to MSG Network, which is like the New York local network that plays all the Knicks games. Now, if the Knicks game is like against the Lakers, it's broadcast nationally on ESPN. But for like the everyday games, we can't watch it. So then I'm like, okay, let's get MSG Plus. Like the stream is 60 bucks it was, or maybe 30 bucks a month. It was nuts.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

190.192

Correct. I'm trans Latin. I'm transgenerational X. You're transgenerational. It's really crazy. Yeah, like I am.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1915.176

It was like more than my YouTube TV. I'm like, I'm sorry. I do well in this life, but I can't like justify that monthly expense. And Ben didn't want to pay for it? We pay as a household.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1934.382

Like from his personal pot? From his personal pot. I don't think I would let him do something so financially irresponsible.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1953.015

Oh, don't go to a bar.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1964.063

But he would still be spending it on tickets. And I want to say, like, when we discovered this issue, I'm not, like, such a bitch. When we discovered that YouTube TV didn't have MSG, they actually had, like, a contract negotiation. Yeah. You know when that happens? And so at one point you could watch it. Then, like, last year... They, they couldn't reach a deal.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1981.716

So I'm like, okay, we'll get MSG plus. He never used it. And I canceled it after two months. So I'm not a total bitch by the way.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

199.616

I see a community and I want to be a part of it. I think it actually speaks to my yearning to be a part of something.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

1990.542

And maybe this is like the Gen Xer in me, but like the older I've get, I've gotten like really cheap.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2012.396

Oh, my God. And I'm so mad because I just discovered.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2018.639

Yes. And I just discovered because, like, after Theo died, I got rid of, like, all my Theo stuff, including my Furbo dog camera. I just discovered. I didn't cancel it. It's annual. Okay. But I just got charged again. Ugh.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2032.519

72 bucks like I'm sorry that's insane oh my god I was really annoyed I actually called express and I fought the charge and you know I got my money back you fought the power I yeah no I've really become really cheap even though Jackie's bar for cheap and my bar for cheap are completely different like two different extremes for sure

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2053.829

So I'm like obviously about to – like I'm about to have a child and that's I think what has encouraged me to like tighten the purse strings a little bit because it's – there's a lot – and I have a lot of bills like doctor's bills. And so yes, I'm open to receiving free gifts as an influencer. Sorry. Like I get stuff for free. And one of the things that I am accepting for free will be my crib.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2073.561

So I'm obviously not buying anything yet. We're a little superstitious. But I'm looking. at the offerings from the gifted companies.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

208.231

So what Generation X wanted me to tell you yesterday is you were wrong. They do not stan Tom Cruise. Like, that's not their boy. Like, they know he's a freak. We know he's weird. That's not what I saw. Oh, that's overwhelmingly what I saw. Like, they wanted you to know, like, maybe at one point in time he was on his way to being what you think he is, but he's not for my generation.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2081.145

And I'm sending it to Jackie and she's like sending me back like shit from Pottery Barn. And I'm like, well, I can't get that for free. Like, and I want, they're expensive. She won't buy her son a crib. Jackie's like, you're so cheap. You won't buy your son a crib. You're fucking crazy. Like I have all, like, you're just wrong.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2132.057

Yeah, no, I won't. And if you guys feel like my cheap energy radiating in the next couple of weeks, just know, like, yes, I'm entering my cheap era. And I actually blame Rocket Money. When we did that ad for Rocket Money a couple of weeks ago, it actually really did inspire me. I did the monthly subscription thing. That's how I found out about Furbo.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2149.872

I've been paying for what? Rocket Money? Yes, but it's a worthy expense. But they really helped me. I canceled so many. I was paying for two Kindle Unlimiteds. I didn't even know. When you have multiple credit cards, I blame Brian Kelly. I have a lot going on. And that has kind of kicked my ass into gear. I've become really cheap. Understood.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2172.235

And and please, I don't like the word cheap because like I feel like I prefer fiscally responsible. Like, I don't think I could say I'm cheap. You know, I'm a Birkin.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2191.899

You're not fiscally irresponsible, but I wouldn't say, like, I wouldn't say you lead with fiscal responsibility.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2219.652

No, go to thesaurus.com for fiscally responsible.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2228.536

Yeah, the purse strings are tight. So she's a tight purse stringer. But in certain eras of my life, you know, back in my dink era. Coach, economical. You are economical. I am, but I'm not always. Like I think that I really try to let my economics be reflective of my phase of life. Like when I was going to St. Bart's and I spared no expense, like that was my dink, dual income, no kids.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2252.752

Now my circumstances are changing and I need my economics to reflect that. Yeah, I understand.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

226.169

I don't know, but maybe yours is.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2296.508

Yeah. And for the most part, like in my influencer career, like a huge part of being an influencer is just like getting free stuff. Which you also sometimes hate. It is my least favorite part of this job. It's so wasteful. I accept no gifting. Like when PR comes to my house that I didn't approve, I actually return to sender. I do not like it. It's just not ever anything that I need.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2316.717

It's such a waste. Yeah. And it's just like a part of this job that I do not like. That part of my life is over. And I'm now open to accepting all maternity and baby-like gifts. Okay.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

232.418

You could not be more wrong, actually. You could not be more wrong.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2336.586

Of course, I have the BabyList app. Don't worry about me.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2343.269

I wasn't going to make a registry because I'm like, why would I ask my friends to...

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2348.388

buy me stuff and then my friend margo was like but people are gonna buy you stuff because they love you and you've bought people stuff so it might as well be things that you want or need so make a registry why don't you make a registry of all the things that you couldn't get no i think i'm gonna make a registry of things like i would never like that are like opulent you know like a ralph lauren sweater i would never buy that like for a baby i understand yeah i'll have to think about what to get you so much fresh i told you last night what to get me so you did you're good

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

237.02

Guys, tell her. Tell her.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2377.351

Remember we were looking at my edit and Harry said, where's the blanket?

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2384.974

Yeah. I feel like I'm not a real influencer.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2389.915

So true. You're not a real influencer if like your nursery doesn't have an Hermes blanket.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2394.577

Do you know how much those are? I'm not buying it.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

24.227

They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Tuesday, also known as Tuesday. Speaking of the girl I choose today and every day, it's Jacqueline Follet.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2402.54

It's not cheap, but yeah. But no, I thought it was $1,200.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2408.182

Hold on. Regardless, I'm not buying it. So that's definitely something I'm open to receiving.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2448.835

Skivvies is a great name for a lingerie company or like an undergarment company. Yeah. I love this. This is the second time Skims has tapped like a viral person from White Lotus. Obviously the two Italian hookers last season, which everybody loved. My God, did they fall off the face of the earth? Like what happened to them?

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

245.382

Oh, oh, I have such a simple answer for this. Tom Cruise is at the helm of like an extremely powerful cult within Hollywood.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2466.631

Classic White Lotus. Although I think Patrick Schwarzenegger and his fiance have a little bit more staying power for a lot of reasons. She's also like a huge model. She's one of the faces, the new faces of Tommy Hilfiger. So this is like a great get for Skims, but also for Patty and his girl. Yeah.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2487.421

It's like a, yeah, it's really smart. And the pictures are Pargie. He's really in just really stellar shape. Yeah. So is she. I hope, I wish them lots of love. He was totally naked in the shoot, which. Yeah. Holding flowers to cover his junk. Yeah. The junk. That's also a great name for a men's underwear company.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2524.138

Are you saying you don't wear underwear or you don't wear underwear that would be described as skivvies? That second one. And when you think of skivvies, are you thinking of like dirty undies with holes in them?

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2535.143

Oh, oh, that's so funny. I feel like skivvies are like skid marked underwear with holes in them. Skivvy.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2544.889

Well, then it certainly shouldn't be a brand. I think it's just like little... Underwear, especially a set consisting of an undershirt and underpants or just the underpants.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2557.722

Yeah, skivvies to me like have holes in them. Okay, well. That's what I picture in my mind.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2590.66

Well, I haven't seen the show. I think the sheer fact that they have a reality show and then that show is also on TLC. Like, I think it's so crazy. I'm still stuck there. I'm stuck at the announcement. It's so shocking. When you really think about the breadth of Alec Baldwin's work. Now, obviously in recent years, he's had a bit of a fall from grace with Hilaria and then the Russ shooting.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2610.107

But he is like one of the biggest actors of our time. And it's just like really crazy to me that he's on TLC.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

267.669

within hollywood there are a lot of really powerful people who are a part of it so it definitely still carries its weight the public like we have had our eye we're going clear as leo remini would say like we have had our eyes opened but within like the confines of like structural hollywood like there's powerful studio execs there's powerful actors and they should they do in the documentaries and stuff no and then the powerful actors like our time cruise like he's bringing the power he's got the power

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2689.528

It's really crazy to use the term code switching when you're not a Latin person. Like, that's insane. She's literally like Anglo-Saxon from Boston.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2776.317

Now it's entirely possible to have been raised with a culture and around a culture that's not yours. Like maybe you live in a cultural neighborhood or I think her father was like a professor of Spanish something. So I can understand that doesn't translate into an accent. Okay. Accents are regional. They are, I'm surprised she doesn't talk like Dave Portnoy. Like that would make more sense.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2811.593

Her parents are not of Latin descent.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2818.297

We spoke Spanish in the home a lot.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2824.16

I'm sorry. This is not to be all woke.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2829.071

Right. Not to be all woke, but I'm sorry. Like, I'm offended.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2851.046

Let me ask you a question. You think that maybe we could move on from this and that she could be more than this scandal. Do you think Jussie Smollett could ever be more than his fake hate crime? Like for real.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2874.12

I know. The thing is, is that like, I've definitely.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2882.702

No, not moving on. I find myself like really having, even though Alec Baldwin is like seriously one of the craziest people on the planet. Like I find myself having a lot of sympathy for him in the Rust shooting. Like seriously not his fault. But no part of it is his fault.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2898.766

Of course. And at the end of the day, like Alec Baldwin has killed someone. Yeah.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2904.889

Yes. And like a young woman, a mother, through no fault of his own. I really believe that. Like I actually, it's the craziest thing. And I actually don't think about it that much because he has so much other stuff going on. Like 30 Rock is one of my favorite shows. He's like a beloved. Hilaria Baldwin like doesn't have a lot going on besides the scandal.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

293.493

Yeah, I would definitely say their star power as like, you know, as the generations move on is weaning. Like, I don't know who the modern Tom Cruise is. I don't know that there's like a- No, not Olsen. Don't, do not disgrace the good name.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2930.149

Right. And Alec Baldwin like is a complicated person for sure. And he's, you know, thoughtless little pig. He's had a lot of scandals, but like, I don't know. I just can't quit him. It's kind of the Jack Donaghy effect. I understand.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2948.812

She is having a bit of a redemption arc. Like, this show, I think, is.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2953.114

People who are watching it are opening themselves up to her. I just want to let you know, like, I'm still at the restaurant. I will be there for eternity. It will never not be the weirdest thing ever to me. She can explain it in however many accents and languages she wants. Her name is Hillary. She's from Boston. And she's white.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2973.144

Why is she different than Rachel Dolezal?

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2997.386

I do think, what does Rachel's Joel is all identify as now? Does she admit that it was like all a lie?

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3012.02

I mean, Rachel Dolezal was so crazy because not only was she not black, but she was also the president of the NAACP.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3023.783

Well, no, she's doing it to be an interesting media personality, but yes. But she's even doing it in the home when no one's looking. Are her kids going to have fake accents because their mom does?

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3048.04

I just can't get myself to do it.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3052.779

I would only turn on TLC for my sister wives, my strange addiction. And my 500-pound sister. The 1,000-pound sisters. I didn't know I was pregnant. And the man with the 19-pound scrotum.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3073.297

Extreme Cheap Tastes is actually one of the most nauseating shows. Like, you can't watch it with a full stomach.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

308.017

Elizabeth Moss. Yes, she's, I'd say, now like the second most famous Scientologist and she's barely famous. So yes, they're losing- No, but she gets a lot of work.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3082.702

Yeah, it's like a cautionary tale about what I could become.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3086.464

Next thing I know, I'm picking up Roadkill for dinner. Yummo, 10 out of 10. 10 out of 10. That's my future.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3111.497

That's four and five. Okay, so maybe I'm not ready. So we can do like a biz news segment. I don't want to break up the biz news.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3119.225

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The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3125.712

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The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3143.235

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The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3156.942

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The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3178.593

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The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3200.067

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The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3216.833

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The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

323.326

Leave Elizabeth Olsen out of this. She's like a good, I think, Christian God-fearing woman. She's a good woman. She could be a Jew and believe in God. So that's, I think, my POV on the Scientology of it all and why Tom Cruise still gets to be Top Gun, Mission Impossible.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3232.544

When you book with a Fora travel advisor, you're getting more than just a trip. You're getting the swirliest version of your trip, which means insider access, worldwide room upgrades, late checkouts, resort credits, VIP treatment. But beyond that, Fora advisors are a part of something bigger.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3245.029

They're a part of a global community of travel experts who share knowledge, swap recommendations, and help each other unearth hidden gems that fit your vibe. Basically, they'll be the queenie of your week. So maybe you're craving a weekend getaway, a much-needed babymoon, or a family trip to Mexico.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3257.796

Whatever it is, your Afora advisor cuts through all the noise and delivers a trip that's seamless, effortless, upgraded, and beyond swirly, of course. All you have to do is remember to pack your passport, which obviously is a big undertaking for people named Ben Soffer. If you're thinking, wait a second, but I'm the planner of the group. I plan and book the last gizmo.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3274.866

It sounds like you might be a Fora travel advisor in the making. Join Fora to get the training tools, the support that you need to turn your passion into a travel business. So whether you're looking to plan your next trip or start booking for others, check out Fora to experience what it means to travel upgraded.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3288.828

Visit ForaTravel.com slash toast and let them know that you came from the toast to get started and see what you've been missing. That's ForaTravel.com slash toast to get started. Let them know that we sent you because great travel doesn't just happen, it's planned. Today's episode is also sponsored by BetterHelp. Let's talk numbers.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3305.777

Traditional in-person therapy can cost anywhere from $100 to $250 per session. That can add up fast, but with BetterHelp Online Therapy, you can save on average up to 50%. per session. And even though it's a real thing, money should not stop you from getting your mental health in check.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3320.748

And I think for a lot of people, it's like a big hindrance and better help being like super committed to being accessible and affordable is what draws so many people to better help and better help is it's online therapy. So it's all done online. that with BetterHelp, you pay a flat fee for weekly sessions. It saves you big on cost and time because therapy should feel accessible, not like a luxury.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3339.539

And with online therapy, you're getting quality care at a price that makes sense, and it can help you with anything from anxiety to everyday stress. So with over 30,000 therapists, BetterHelp is the world's largest online therapy platform. They've served over 5 million people globally. It's super convenient.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3354.522

You can join a session with the click of a button, helping you fit therapy into your busy life. Plus, you can switch therapists at any time for no additional cost, which I think is a huge benefit of BetterHelp. And I think it's one of the reasons people stick around so long because it's really hard to find someone that you jive with.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3367.208

And in person, it can be really awkward to have to call and cancel because you don't like the person. And it's not a reflection on them. It's just not a good fit. So your well-being is worth it. Visit betterhelp.com slash toast today to get 10% off your first month. That's betterhelp, H-E-L-P, dot com slash toast, betterhelp.com slash T-O-A-S-T.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3384.959

And that will get you 10% off your first month of BetterHelp.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3391.15

Oh, my God. Just an absolute pleasure.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3415.817

OK, funny. I'm so glad because I feel like if there was like a major health issue that he hadn't shared yet, like now would be the time. So the fact that he has it like there's nothing. And, you know, actually, if you've had really bad food poisoning, like you can't walk. Yeah. And if you throw up really hard, you can like start bleeding like your eyes get bloodshot. So.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

343.051

No, but I wouldn't be surprised if the LA Olympic Committee had a couple of powerful Scientologists on it.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3432.864

I'm thrilled to hear this. Yeah. Same.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3439.947

Get well soon, Trace Face. That's really funny.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3452.612

Honestly, wait, I kind of love that. Like brain corrupt could be like a new, you know, and like you can't, like your mind goes blank, like a kind of a brain fart. You're brain corrupt. You're brain corrupt.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3471.934

Yeah, but then every now and again, like, it actually happens, Bed Bath & Beyond.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3477.821

Right, it's been a year. Bed Bath & Beyond, but they actually closed. Meanwhile, that's, like, a story we really need. And them going out of business has actually impacted me personally.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3486.831

Toys R Us, like, gone. They're back. In Macy's. Right, so... And even Forever 21, they went bankrupt like two years ago.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

350.133

Not to sound like a crazy conspiracy theorist, but... Okay.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3502.2

Sometimes it's a strategic financial move. You know, maybe I'll do it. Yeah.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3507.243

To file chapter 11. Like I think you get cleared of all your debt or something.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3513.847

But because I'm so economical.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3516.96

Because I'm so economical, I don't have debts.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3543.647

is fast fashion except we're buying it every day but we hate it it's so terrible and I like forever 21 is American Shein to me how they weren't able to be successful is shocking they invented fast fashion no when I think of fast fashion I think forever 21 the reason why they're not successful is because they haven't evolved at all like so many brands recently like like the

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

357.866

And I want to wish you a happy one year anniversary. Of? Keeping Up With Sports was announced one year ago today.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3577.615

They've stayed obsessed, focused on retail, which nobody shops at anymore. Their website sucks. Abercrombie, that's a perfect example because they're from the same generation and they've totally rebranded. Is your sweatshirt Abercrombie? Boys lie. Okay, whatever.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3597.339

Yeah, no, I shop Abercrombie all the time. Actually, it's just the best place in order because I need new clothes. That's a great example. Like, I don't know what Forever 21 has been doing. They just like kept the same formula and hoped that people would come.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3624.023

They took their success from like 10 years ago and thought it would just like they could coast on it.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3637.576

No, of course not. But. But you're wrong for this.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3645.763

And they were crushing it. They were killing it. There was nothing more they could have done.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

366.488

Thank you to Liz Woods on Instagram for reminding me of that milestone moment.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3666.824

You guys are disgusting. Forever 21.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3682.721

And we were just talking about them, their big scandal. I guess the vending machines didn't put them out of business.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3690.146

Well, I was, you know, I was thinking like a big stupid scandal like that. Like, does that impact mergers and acquisitions? Obviously not. I think at the end of the day, rising tides.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3705.237

Right. So PepsiCo buying this soda replacement. It's like actually really crazy. They must have been impacting the business. Yeah.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3737.499

I agree. First of all, I'd love to see.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3741.502

They came from Shark Tank. It used to be called Mother. It was like made of vinegar. They got a deal with that guy who's like the beverage guy. He did the BAI drink.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3751.13

Yeah. Rohan, I think his name is. He's like super successful guy. But that was also years ago. So it's also interesting to see how long it took for them to get acquired. And of course, you know who was the guest shark on that episode and had to make 11 TikToks about it. Bethany Frankel.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3767.544

It was called Mother back then. And it was a pregnant woman and her husband who launched this business, and it's remained female-founded. Now, they took on investors, like, from Shark Tank. Also, Olivia Munn was a big celebrity investor. Alex Earle was given equity a little while ago, so I'm really curious to know how much percentage.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3786.46

Correct, because even if she got 1% of the company, which I think people are like, she definitely got at least 1%. No, I think she probably got like a third of a percent because when it's that big of a company, like those are the numbers you're working with. But still, even half a percent is $7 million. Yeah. It's insane.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3809.576

It is great for influencers.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3822.305

Well, now, of course, because like Poppy is just one of those brands because they're so chronically online. There's backlash, right? Like you sold to big evil Pepsi. And it's like, can we just be happy for this woman-owned business?

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

383.252

And the crazy thing is if you go to the podcast Instagram page, there's one video. It's at Keeping Up With Sports. There's one post on it. It is a trailer of an episode they clearly filmed. So there was a pilot.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3847.506

Well, if they do change the formulas, like then it just defeats the purpose.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3862.586

I've actually been drinking poppy orange soda when I was trying to drink less soda. I kind of gave up on that, but it's fucking delicious.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3872.03

Yes. So not every flavor is going to like rock your world. And at first I was like, this is what people are obsessed with. And then Ben brought home this orange soda because he was doing like something with like a Fanta drink or whatever. And he brought home the poppy orange soda and it was unbelievably delicious.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3893.496

So I think that Poppy like really invented an entirely new space. They were the first to do this and then became the biggest. And I think a lot of these other brands are inspired by them.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3908.739

There's no way one wasn't inspired by the other. You think? Because they're both soda replacements made of prebiotics. Why does that equal pop in the name? Because pop equals soda. Soda. Yeah, but like there's a lot of soda brands.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3959.21

Of course you can. Okay, cool.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3963.69

We need to start making Diet Dr. Pepper, like, a little bit more ubiquitous. Like, when you go to a restaurant and they have, like, you get a Diet Coke. Can you get a Dr. Pepper? No.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3977.233

Yeah, they'll get it on tap. Well, that's the other thing. PepsiCo is so big. A lot of people don't realize PepsiCo owns, like, most of the fast food chains in this country. They own Taco Bell. So, like, if you – because you can get a Diet Dr. Pepper at –

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4012.739

So they own like every chip. They own Gatorade. They own Mountain Dew, Diet Dr. Pepper, Tostitos, Ruffles, literally everything.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

402.769

You know, if we really wanted to know, we could ask. Who? BD? BD?

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4021.607

I'm just starving always.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4024.831

Let's dive into Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment where Jackie and I try to help the girls out. Every Tuesday, we take three submissions in a little segment we call Dear Toasters where our listeners, the toasters, write in about little pickles they – Our dearest, dear Rita. About little pickles they found themselves in. Sometimes it's wedding related.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4047.865

These ones are really funny this week. If you ever want to write in, please, we would love to hear from you. Deertoasters at gmail.com is the email account you can write to. Or you can head over to our website, thetoastpodcast.com. There's a little submission box when you scroll down. Both means are completely anonymous. Don't worry. Let's do it. Hey girlies, I'm kind of freaking out.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4064.14

I'm sure you've heard of the Fourth Wing series in case you haven't. It's a book series in the fantasy genre, but it also has a lot of like good smut and porn in it. My parents know I've been reading this series and loving it. Did you read Fourth Wing? I read the first one and then stopped in the middle of the second.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4082.134

Okay, so look. My parents know I've been reading this series and loving it. They don't know what it's about, but recently one of my mom's friends told my mom to start reading it. I tried to do everything I could to convince my mom she wouldn't like it and not to start it, but much to my dismay, she's already two chapters in and loving it.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4097.051

Loving it so much, in fact, that she got my dad to start reading it. Please, what do I do? I'm mortified and I'm so anxious just waiting for them to get to the part where there's actual porn. My family is close, but we do not talk about that stuff. I don't think I can get them to stop reading, so my question is more about how do I deal with the situation.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4112.063

Right now, I'm not bringing up the fact that there are the most descriptive sex scenes you've ever seen in this book, but once they get there, how do I tell them? There's a 50-50 chance that they either bring it up as a joke or completely ignore it, but genuinely I'm panicking, so anything you can tell me would be great. Love you guys so much.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4124.057

I've truly asked everyone in my life what to do, but I need the advice of my swirlies. Also, by the way, I'm 26 years old and a girl, if that helps.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4141.528

Okay, but the bar for the Redheads and smut is very different than this girl's dad.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4157.864

Well, this is definitely like a weird thing. I remember getting a book recommendation. I remember talking about a book that I was reading.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4166.998

I remember there was one where he like made a cloud of smoke and she couldn't see anything. Like... Like that's like his power in his and she's like blinded or something. I really don't know. I didn't I didn't love fourth wing. I don't love fantasy. But I can understand that this is really awkward for you. I'm an embarrassing like this thing that you're obsessed with.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4187.675

Like now everyone's going to know like part of the reason why you're upset.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

421.195

Do you know anything about the Lamar Odom, Caitlyn Jenner podcast about sports that never came out?

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4217.009

All books. Yeah, so I'm not worried about your mom. Like, I also think your dad will stop reading it before it gets to a sort of inflection point. And if your mom, yeah, does read, and you have to think about, like, TV shows. Did your mom watch Game of Thrones? Like, it's the same thing.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4265.635

yeah it's definitely awkward and I could see this having the potential like to be weird but now that I've broken it down I think you're okay I think you're okay it's so not as bad as it could be and you're allowed to like like this book and you could like it for other reasons other than smut there's a lot going on like I think you're protected and let's just hope your dad hates it yeah I have very little faith your dad makes it to the end yeah I don't know him but just a vibe yeah it's long

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4291.676

Hey, Jackson Claude. My husband recently got a new secretary. She always calls and texts him and cries to him every day about her marriage issues, that she might be getting a divorce. She barely shows up to work, but my husband has not fired her. Last weekend, we were away. She called to ask work questions. She was on speaker. And at the end of the call, she asks, are you alone?

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4308.441

He said no quickly and hung up. When I asked him about it, he's like, oh, it was probably nothing. But I don't think it was nothing. Am I crazy or is something nefarious going on here? I don't want to snoop, but maybe I should.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4319.235

Yeah, asking someone if they're alone, it's crazy. Like being in the car on the phone when like it connects, Ben will pick up the phone and he'll, he's the first thing he always says, hey, I'm in the car with Claude. Why'd you say that? I know, but it's like. It's like his dad.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4343.63

If you ever called me and, like, we were talking, we talk about, like, a lot of deep personal stuff. And I didn't tell you Ben was in the room. It's wrong. Yeah, the gracious thing is to, like, announce. But to phrase it like that. And also, this is a work relationship. It shouldn't matter. It shouldn't matter.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

435.521

Okay. I'll let you guys know.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4357.879

If your real ass co-worker calls you about work and has to ask if you're alone, you're talking about things that are not work related. Now, it's entirely possible the next thing she was going to say.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4368.866

Is your man an FBI agent? Yeah. Yeah. It's entirely possible that what she was going to say after Are You Alone is like more marital stuff and she didn't want to unload in front of somebody. But him then like lying and saying, no, there's something weird going on. Well, he didn't lie, but... No, he like quickly hung up and she said...

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4404.923

And don't come from like a place of threatened being like, listen, you're a very busy man, a successful man. You can't have this lunatic nutcase.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4416.488

The character from Inside Out, the blue woman who's Phyllis from The Office, Gloom. She just gives that vibe.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4424.41

And that's not how you want your company represented.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4432.671

I agree. This is a fireable offense.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4436.052

Correct. And beyond that, there might be something nefarious going on. Yeah, yeah. But even if there's not. Yeah, no, your husband. She's a problem. She's a problem. She's one to watch. Our third and final, dear toasters. Hello, Jackson Turd. First, I can't thank you ladies enough for being the most gargi-pargi girlies and bringing me so much joy on my weekdays. So here's my dilemma.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

444.626

Happy anniversary to you.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4455.686

I'm getting married in a few months and my fiance and his family love sports.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4462.617

Yes, but not with Lamar.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4465.64

My future mother-in-law told me that she's having the mascot of my fiance's favorite MLB team come to my bridal shower, and the mascot of our college is coming to our wedding. I really don't care about his favorite baseball team, and I don't want a guy in a costume at our wedding. That's kind of cute.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4482.461

Yeah, I like sports, but I want both days to be about us and not sports for a couple of days. Should I mention it to my fiance or do I just tell her that it's not what I want? Am I being selfish? Also, she's not paying for the wedding, so it's really like not her place. I want to say there's two separate issues here. I agree. The bridal shower and the wedding.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4495.869

Your man's favorite MLB team coming to your bridal shower. That's ridiculous. That's insane. Bridal showers are pargy. They're classy affairs. Tea sandwiches. Like you have to dip that in the bud. But actually like a wedding can get rowdy. And if you both went to the same college.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4536.247

Yeah, so I feel like in you coming to us, like we can tell you, like you are being a little dramatic about the wedding thing, but you're 100% on the money. Like the bridal shower is really weird. First of all, because bridal showers are all girls. So it's literally not about the husband at all. It's about the bride. No, it's so weird.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4550.412

The wedding is about the couple and the couple went to the same college and the couple likes sports. So like it's the mascot is emblematic of them. Why the MLB team? Like who gives a fuck? Yeah, they're not the same.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4562.837

no and it's your wedding and you're specifically your bridal shower so the mother of the groom like has a little bit of say in what goes on at the wedding but she has literally no say unless she's a toaster a gen x toaster oh yeah she has no say in what goes on at the bridal shower like that's really your day if she had like a bad idea for what goes on at the wedding like we would tell you to resist but like this is actually a good idea and people will enjoy it so you're just like it's cute you're just hating sports and that's blinding you from seeing a good idea

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4588.757

Yeah. And maybe you're also just like hating the mother of the groom, which is understandable. Weddings can be stressful.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4601.367

There will be a keep an eye out for Mr. Met.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4605.796

That would be really crazy.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4608.878

Right. Why doesn't she gift you the money instead?

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4612.601

Because I feel like it's expensive to have an MLB mascot like for hire. Unless you're getting like a generic. Yeah. Like a generic Mr. Mr. Net.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4626.473

Correct. Well, that's our show, you guys. That's Dear Toasters. Again, thank you to everyone who was really vulnerable with us this week. And we'll see you next time. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast on Monday Morning Show. We deliver the fastest stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4637.344

So if you're watching us on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up. We're also available as podcasts anywhere podcasts can be found. So that's Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Radio, iHeartRadio, CastBox, all the places where you listen to podcasts. Find us at Toast on Monday Morning Show. We have a beautiful, stunning, and wickedly talented we are. Love ya. Bye.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

464.351

Now, I'm really also excited. Big major announcement today. I know I said I wasn't going to do this, but I really couldn't help it. And I've recently decided on a baby name. And I want to share it with everyone so that we can, you know, hear two four and stop saying it, you know? Okay. The baby's name.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

486.788

This will be his name.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

489.55

Bowie. B-O-W-I-E. The name actually came to me in the most unexpected of ways. Jackie's son, Harry, just started calling the baby in my belly Bowie. And you know what?

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

508.645

And it was a one-off question like a couple of weeks ago. Ever since then, can I see Bowie? Where's Bowie's crib? Bowie, Bowie, Bowie. So much so, Charlie, Jackie's other son, who like barely talks, he only says the word basketball, he's over here saying Bowie.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

523.968

It sounds like the name on everybody's lips is going to be Bowie Gelarashe Soffer.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

529.81

And I know I said it wasn't going to be one of those girls who announces the name before, but here I am.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

542.034

Jackie was calling it Dio for a while, like Claudio Dio, which I thought was hilarious. It just, it didn't catch on.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

57.546

Jackie, don't spend your life waiting, you know?

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

571.658

Right, and now I'm like seeing him. I know him pretty well now, that Charlie. He is such a Larry. He has like the vibe, the aesthetic, and like the overall physique of an older Jewish gentleman named Larry.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

591.06

Otherwise, he would have so been Larry. This is the first and only Bowie in our family. It's true. And it's inspired.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

602.805

That's what I was saying. Does he play with any boys named Bowie?

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

608.947

It's almost like God sent it to Harry to give to me.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

617.553

To be clear, that is not his name. We're just messing around. But who knows? If we start talking about Bowie, like just know that's who we're talking about.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

62.368

I don't want to spend my life waiting. Like, yeah, this is life.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

626.677

Correct. In utero. Utero.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

633

Such a loaded question. It's a lot going on. I would think so. Lots of action. I woke up at 6 a.m. I'm so hungry and thirsty. I would say that's like the leading symptom right now. Ravenous. Can't stop drinking water. I don't even crave Diet Coke. I'm so thirsty. I feel like I'm in the desert. Genuine hydration. I know the soda won't help me. I'm drinking like three Stanleys a day.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

657.38

And for me, that's insane.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

663.183

Oh, my God. I finished my first Stanley already for the day.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

666.761

Oh, girls who are hitting their water goals, right here. I cannot stop drinking water. I'm so hungry. I'm so thirsty. And everything gives me heartburn. I had a Crunchwrap Supreme last night.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

676.966

I took a preemptive tum. I knew it was going to be bad. But some things in life are just worth it. And, like, I woke up with heartburn. I'm having heartburn regardless. I might as well be happy with my Crunchwrap. It was so fucking good. Ben, like, took, sometimes when I ask him to make me dinner, he, like, scraps it together.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

69.15

To wake up one day and find... Have you been seeing Carrie Underwood on... American Idol the reviews are in and they are rave no I haven't been seeing her on American Idol Oh, as you know, I'm diving more into the hobbies and interests of Generation X. And American Idol definitely is included in that. And I've just been seeing it on TikTok.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

691.253

No, and he's just, like, he's feeding his pregnant wife, just, like, sort of checking a box. Yeah. But because he recently went on the way on that golf trip and I really struggled without him, he's been feeling really bad. So he took his time making that Crunchwrap Supreme. And let me tell you, a little bit of love is the most important ingredient.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

712.36

No, it was. And because I had so much water, I was like so skinny and full.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

720.006

No, not when Ben makes them.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

724.133

Oh, mine was at least 12.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

732.337

I also saw Kristen Cavallari made a homemade crumb trap supreme on TikTok, which is what inspired me because I had just seen it and then Ben asked me what I wanted for dinner and that's what I said.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

751.395

That's thank you. That's what I meant. Siesta. I use old El Paso.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

759.681

They won't die. Like I refuse. There's nothing wrong with old El Paso.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

776.352

A lot of times my husband insists on just like making his own taco seasoning. He's like that old El Paso is just salt, cumin. Like he thinks he knows what's in it. Let me tell you what's disgusting. They put their foot in it. Yeah. It's like even the worst like low level grocery generic brand is better than whatever my husband's putting together.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

793.79

Like you don't know what's in there and you certainly don't know the proper measurements.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

823.243

Yeah, but if you're making content and I see that, then I know it's a recipe I might actually make one day. To me, it's like a signal. It's definitely, what do they say these days? It's a recession indicator, like when people start using exclusively packed spices. But I'm sorry, if I see that in a recipe, I know it's somewhat attainable.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

849.983

Yeah, yeah, put that shit like off camera.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

852.805

That gets left on the cutting room floor.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

855.668

No, and that's actually the interesting thing about Ina. In the last couple of weeks, I told you I'm watching a lot of Ina. She low-key uses like a lot of crap, like store-bought, but she just puts it in a nice bowl before. Like you never see the packaging.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

869.92

Did you see Megan's green waffles? Yes.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

891.297

So it's always through a negative lens.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

901.563

green wares like just aristocracy and royal a picture of that and then a picture of the waffle not a fair comparison I will say the waffle like did look scary but it was just like an Instagram story people are so hard on her like she was just making breakfast with her kids on a Sunday like being festive it was a Monday she posted on a Monday but it was St.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

92.646

But there are so many viral auditions and people love, there's like a sound going viral where this girl, she's like about to sing. And she's like, what do you do? And she's like, oh, I'm just a stay-at-home mom. And Carrie was like, you are not just a stay-at-home mom. It's very powerful.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

929.775

Why? I feel like you're always getting festive with your kids' food.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

933.98

Okay. Not for breakfast. If you had like unlimited time and like space, you might be doing that.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

958.034

Maybe if you put on a flower sprinkle.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

963.755

We have so much to do today.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

965.676

So it's Dear Toasters Tuesday. And let me tell you, the submissions were making me giggle. It's DTT. And not to, you know, be that girl. No updates from, you know, the one. We also have stories that I actually picked today because I was up at the... Tell me, what didn't I do this morning? I was up at the crack of dawn. I... Got up, like was early, I ordered breakfast.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

986.751

I was like, yeah, let me choose stories. Let me take some things off my sister's plate. Like I was so productive. I made a TikTok. Like I was so busy.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

998.88

You were sending like cute class pictures. So I knew you were busy.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1010.09

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

102.312

I like sitting across from a desk from you.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1034.685

Today's episode is also brought to you by State Farm. We know the toasters can agree that nothing feels better than a personal win. Like when we get a final piece of furniture delivered to your apartment, your home really feels complete. You hit a new personal record in a workout.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1045.849

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The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

106.914

The morning breath. It is giving. I also love having the lower half of my body behind a desk. Like what the lower half of my body looks like these days is of really no interest to me or anyone.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1061.121

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1077.975

The great thing about State Farm is that no matter like what method of communication you prefer, you'll be able to talk to an agent. So like for me, I'm very, very high tech. A lot of people know I'm like the IT department, pretty much the eyes and ears of this place. Right, very much the mat. And so I am loving an app. I love a website. Jax is a little bit slower lifestyle wise.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1098.245

She likes to talk to her agent on the phone, maybe even in person, IRL.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1102.567

Yeah, very therapy like. So- Talk to a State Farm agent today to learn how you can bundle and save with a personal price plan. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. Prices are based on rating plans that vary by state. Coverage options are selected by the customer. Availability, amount of discounts, and savings and eligibility do vary by state. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. Jax?

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1125.282

Today's episode is also brought to you by Good Ranchers. Did you know that 85% of grass-fed beef is imported? Well, here's how Good Ranchers is solving that problem. They are selling 100% American-sourced beef, chicken, pork, and wild-caught seafood. It's born, raised, and harvested right here in the U.S., so you know exactly where it comes from.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1142.166

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The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1159.434

Now, Good Ranchers is sponsoring the show at the perfect time. Jackie and I have been talking a lot since the influence of Yellowstone, how important it is health-wise, economy-wise, you want to support local ranchers to be eating and ordering American made meat. And then Good Ranchers makes it so easy because their cuts are fabulous. Their customer service is amazing.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

116.977

yeah no definitely dress differently for this environment yes yes every podcast studio podcast studios are more personal than comedy I know more personal than food this particular podcast studio has a lot of natural light which I'm feeling a little nervous about just because I'm not in a state where like I'm loving how I look naturally so I am wearing sunglasses if you're watching on YouTube you're like why is this girl wearing sunglasses I'm just I'm feeling a little subconscious I also like I'm doing a slick back button like who the fuck do I think I am we're a little nervy we're

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1175.964

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The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1190.831

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The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1206.277

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The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1220.041

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The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1234.054

If you were looking for the celebrities, they were all at SNL 50. Except for Turdy. She was at a wedding that was both Moroccan and Syrian.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1269.894

Cool, cool, cool. So everyone else was at- It's literally 51, 49. Like that's how it was. He was just like a little bit of Moroccan.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1288.623

I agree, but not like this. No, not like this. But maybe I just wasn't super socially conscious at SNL 40. I was 20 years old. I probably had better things to do.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1319.072

At Radio City. I don't know. And also-

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1322.193

I feel like while it's super impressive to like sit back and look at like the legacy of this one particular show, I feel like it didn't paint current SNL in the most positive light because it just sort of reminded me of like how many iconic people have come through that door, how much like culture they actually changed and influenced and how many like references and comedy and even how many movies ended up getting made from like things that started on SNL, like Wayne's World.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1345.998

Like Superstar. Right. Right. Mary Catherine Gallagher. Yes. And like that era of SNL is so over now. It's like a fun show. People like it makes a cultural buzzy moments, but it's so doesn't have the impact that it once did. So while it's cool to like, look back and celebrate, I was like, Oh, we're pulling, you know, Domingo espresso, you know, that sketch. Yeah. Well, we all enjoyed it.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1364.736

It's not even remotely as like very, well, it is viral, but like impactful as some of the past sketches that have went on to become like billion dollar franchise movies.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1380.342

I saw like bits and bobs of- They brought people back to like revitalize iconic sketches that like have lived in the SNL Hall of Fame. They brought famous- people who have co-hosted, like they've, they just sort of like played up on their own history and for three hours. Yeah. There were performances as well. Um, different monologues.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1427.415

They were like, oh, Ryan Reynolds. So many celebrities, Ryan Reynolds is here. And he stood up and he's like, hey everyone. And they're like, Ryan, how are you? And he's like, fine, what have you heard? And I have seen like pretty much 50-50 reception. I thought it was actually, one of my favorite things when a celebrity is going through like a big scandal is to like face it head on, make a joke.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1444.978

I think that's a really good PR move. I just think if you hate Ryan Reynolds and you think Blake Lively is like a disgusting woman who made up her sexual harassment, then you hated this. And if you feel like they have been if you're like team Blake or you just like, don't care. I think it's, I thought it was a good PR move. Like, cause they've been like hiding and that makes you look guilty.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

146.017

Nervy mentees. Mentee bee. Honestly, name a phrase I dislike more than mentee bee.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1472.271

Jackie's like tiptoeing out of the room.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1512.742

That is true. She is a particularly bad actress. However, there's literally zero chance in hell. Ryan Reynolds forced Blake to go to this event and didn't tell her about this bit that was gonna be televised referencing this huge scandal that has rocked their world.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1539.144

And so a lot of people thought that like Ryan, and so this also does play into a big theory of people who are team Justin being like, Ryan is in charge of this whole thing. He ruined the movie. He rewrote the script. Blake is a victim of Ryan's. And so this sort of only feeds that theory. I think there's literally no chance in fucking hell that she didn't know about it.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

157.792

Did she say I had a mental breakdown or had a quote empty bee?

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1576.989

Because the blinds- We have long referenced this one particular blind item about this couple. From Crazy Days and Nights Auntie Lawyer. I never like cared about Ryan Reynolds or Blake Lively. Like they weren't celebrities in my periphery. And the only thing I sort of knew about them was this like one- blind item we had read like 10 years ago. Just stuck with you.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1595.384

That Ryan Reynolds was like really controlling that like any script that came into their house was vetted by him and any movie she ended up doing was like he approved and that made sense why he did like, why she does the worst fucking movies ever. And it was just something like I read and just believed and like stuck with me.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

16.485

It's the beginning of a new week, beginning of a party week where Jackie and I will. First of all, hey, Jack, how are you?

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1611.332

And then this whole thing has caused me to like look at them differently and I'm like shifting my perspectives. But we mustn't- But it's kind of coming back to that. We mustn't forget about that blind item.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1634.351

Like, I also hate theories like that. Cause it's just like, you're operating under the assumption that like this woman, successful business woman, mother of four has no agency over her own life.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1651.463

I know. There's a something there. There was also a lot of like interpersonal relationships, different conflicts at SNL 50. Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian were both there and I actually saw a video of them at the after party, which looked like probably the most amount of famous people to be in a room, like an actually famous people, not like, you know.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1672.26

socialites, like really, really famous people all in one room. Kim and Pete.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1686.396

But I'm sure you're very wealthy. Museum patrons. Right. This was just such like really, if you weren't there and you're a celebrity right now, like best of luck to you. Like it was really the who's who.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1700.046

Like no, actually. So many people have hosted and I don't feel like they were all there. But also there were some people like famous castmates who weren't even there. I saw a lot of people like upset that Nassim Pedrad wasn't there. Not everyone was there.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1716.693

Yeah, maybe. Aubrey Plaza was there, which I think a lot of people found to be really shocking. She just did a very brief, I think she introduced Miley, given that her husband just, she just went through something really tragic like a month or two ago. But yeah, everyone was there. So Kim and Pete, and I saw a video of them like literally walking by one another without acknowledging.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1738.467

Now maybe they had already said hello. This was just one moment in time. But I just kept thinking about that thing you told me about the episode of Kardashians where she said like the minute she broke up with Pete was when he suggested she stopped working. So I'm like, maybe these two did end like not well.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

175.53

Agreed. For such a serious condition.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1768.303

It was also a big night for power couple, Martin Short and Meryl Streep. Yeah. They were both there separately and together. You'd love to see her showing up supporting her man.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

180.555

Wow. And it just like delegitimizes in my eyes, like everything, wait, speaking of real housewives of Beverly Hills, I saw, I don't know, you know, I get a lot of like AI generated Bravo news.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1806.39

Like it really highlighted this thing that was once great and it's still here. And I know there are like people who really like it, but I think overall, like you can't deny that the impact of SNL on like comedy on American culture is nominal compared to what it once was. And that's so cool to see like Chevy Chase there. He's like really like the biggest thing to ever come out. I love Chevy.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1827.304

And like, who is the Chevy Chase? Do you know what I mean? Of today? Yeah. Of course. Because I like to think of like the biggest male lead right now on SNL. Of course it's Mikey Day. It's Kenan. But like Kenan doesn't have, like Kenan had a. Kenan's not a movie star. I know. He's an SNL star. He did a sitcom and it didn't like, it didn't do well.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1849.538

It's, I just think of SNL's like impact is not what it was.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1879.278

Jackie commuted to work today. As somebody who works from home, like this is revolutionary. What podcast did you listen to?

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

189.62

So I saw, I think it was Kathy Griffin, who's friends with Lisa and Harry Hamlin said that when they were in Amsterdam and you know, we don't want to talk about the husband and everybody's like, well, what was Kim going to say about Harry Hamlin?

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1904.739

I think it does actually like very quickly.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1913.804

Yeah, it does get old. Hey truckers. What's good. I think it's at first something like exciting. And then it's just a 20 minute dread fest. I'm living the dream. She's so American.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1950.225

I can just see you in the Tesla, like talking to your car.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1960.018

You have made a somewhat of a big deal.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1967.645

And for those who don't know, Jerry is your local sales associate.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

2.298

Good morning, millennials. And welcome back to the toast. Happy Tuesday. That feels like a Monday because yesterday was a bank holiday that we, of course, observed in the most honorable and respectful of ways. Thank you to all the presidents, whoever, you know, served, did their thing. And it's Tuesday. It feels like a Monday.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

200.705

Apparently this AI generated news story said that Harry Hamlin, this is from the mouth of Kathy Griffin, that they were, that Kim Richards was going to say something about Harry Hamlin having sex with dogs.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

2012.018

I haven't heard that. I haven't heard that.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

2017.761

Big things coming. Big things coming.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

2024.345

Okay. Not only does she have big things coming, she's embracing transparency. Yeah.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

2083.891

I thought what you were going to say, if you've been following Megan's new career, well, actually revitalized career as an influencer, you wouldn't be surprised to know that like she shared all this information on her Instagram. And my Instagram must know that like I die for these videos because every time she posts, it's the first thing that comes up in my feed.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

2096.26

And recently I've been getting like strangers in my feed. Have you? Always, like every fourth thing is something from the algorithm. Every first thing, it's like someone's engaged. I'm like, wait, who do I know who got engaged or had a baby? People I've never heard of with 300 likes. Who are you? Literally, who are you?

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

2109.625

So the first thing I saw this morning was Megan and I was like, oh my God, freaking. And I thought it was just gonna be like another one of her sort of mindless Billie Eilish lunchbox videos. But this one was kind of full of tea, if you will.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

2123.609

but she was being really open. Not only like her spilling the beans, that American movie or orchard, whatever the company is her company, but also like Netflix invested in it, which I thought was really interesting.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

2196.581

let's not forget that one of the most successful, influential billionaire status companies was once named Kimono. True. It isn't necessarily, because I remember when that happened to Skims, I'm like, this is the end. Before they even launched, it's such a bad omen. She got so much backlash, cultural appropriation. The mayor of Tokyo. Yeah, right.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

220.337

To make, right. It would have invalidated her.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

2218.516

And so we were like, oh, this company's never gonna take off. And you literally had forgotten about it up until right now. It didn't hinder its success. So it's not an automatic thing.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

2251.016

It just sort of, you want to launch a business, get started. You could put this in the file of like things Megan does from a business perspective that either never launch or don't make sense. Like really it's, it's so on brand for her to be honest. And I actually like this approach and she references the TIG in her video.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

2273.061

Yeah. By the way, let's talk about that. Cause the TIG is actually a great name. It is. For like a blog. And you, I could see it turning into, if I had like a pan and they're like, what brand is it? And I looked it over as a TIG. Like I'd like that. And it's hard to get recognition. She already has that with like the OG fans.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

228.66

So we have a party show today. Actually it's Tuesday, which means we have your toasters, our advice segment. We also have white Lotus recap. So the new season of white Lotus started on Sunday. Jackie and I both watched the first episode last night.

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But now everybody knows like Megan, who was a princess also used to be a blogger. So why? Maybe she doesn't own it. Like I have to. And also it would just be such like a nice homecoming type of thing. Like back to her roots. Yeah.

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Mm-hmm. Well, I'm holding space for multiple truths, you know?

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By the way, if you are like a fan and actually in moments like this, like I often think of Stassi Schroeder, who is like a diehard Meghan Markle fan. It must be really unexciting to be like a big Meghan Markle fan because it's so many announcements and no releases, right? It's kind of like, what do they say? Like edging? Yeah.

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When you like masturbate to the point of ejaculation, but you don't ejaculate. Like there's so much hype. Oh, show, company, documentary, book. And then never comes. Podcast.

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And I didn't enjoy the episode and I wasn't sure if it was because I wasn't sure if it was because like before the episode even started, I was disappointed. Where was the song?

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I think I learned it in like a TV show.

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You know what it is? Reels is a little too filled with real people. Like I'm good.

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I know they say social media is a highlight reel. Like it's not real. You know what? I think I prefer it that way. I prefer it that way too. The alternative is just too sad.

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Oh, wow. Okay, pop off, queen. Now that our phones are like sitting right next to us, we're gonna get so much edging content. Stop. Because it's picking up edging, edging, edging. I like to edge.

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Let me take Jackie's phone. I need you to be- Give me your phone. Meghan Markle positive. Positive, we love Meghan Markle. Meghan is a queen. The royals were wrong for what they did to Meghan. Red 40. Vaccines. We need to both be radicalized. Wait, let me think, let me think. Oh wait, Blake Lively, innocent. Innocent Blake Lively.

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Oh, Pop-Tarts. Cereal is good for you. We like sugary cereal. Sugary cereal is good for kids and adults, especially pregnant women. Pregnant women can take Advil.

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That was fun. I hope you enjoy your new life. You too. By the way, let me set you free from the shackles of health and wellness. It's true.

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I'm sorry for that. It's also really hard to like, our job is to talk about her. And like, there's a lot to talk about, but there's also nothing to say because we have yet to see a piece of content.

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Well, feel. When? Blake Lively. What about it? Like when you're rooting for someone so hard and they like kind of like, it becomes hard and embarrassing.

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They put a little regional flair on it, I thought. Okay, but the last two seasons were in different parts of the world, Italy and America, and they both have the same theme song.

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I just want to say, I know a lot of people hate me for my Blake Lively takes, and I've definitely pulled them back. And it's like, oh, well, Claudia knows she's wrong, so she's not. I'm really not afraid to admit when I've been wrong. I was wrong that Travis Kelsey did know Taylor Swift. I was 100% wrong about that. I have not been convinced. And I will keep you guys updated.

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If I ever do get convinced, I will be woman enough to say that I was wrong.

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In this moment, I know you guys don't agree with me. I still stand firmly on where I was before. Like I do not think that this person is a good guy. That's not the question. I do think he did all those things. I do think like Blake Lively. Yeah. She's like a mean diva actress, bitch. I think, I think she was the victim. I'm sorry. I do. Okay.

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Of both an online attack and an in-person attack by this, like what, who I think is a freak. Unprompted. Yeah.

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It's been a lot of days since we did a show because this happened a few days ago and I had forgotten about it.

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And up until this point, he is definitely like, people are divided, especially like pages, like a really loyal fan base for her podcast. So people have like her fans have been on her side, but for the most part, like it's been pretty equal. People really still like page. People really still like Craig. Craig hasn't, I don't think received any sort of like backlash or anything.

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We let the chips fall where they may. And I am still in Florida. Now I was supposed to be back after the wedding today, back in studio, back to our beloved frames. Yeah. And of course I'm not. And I know there's like a running joke. Like every time Trudy comes to Florida, she ends up like extending. I really was not planning on it. I really was not planning.

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Cause he has kind of been like perceived as the victim. Like he's the one who got broken up with. So this is the first time where he's like kind of on the defense.

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So we'll do a little bit of a TV recap in the fifth and final story. Is that correct?

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Let me just tell you, I spent the weekend at this beautiful, I would say part delicious, definition wedding, which I don't know if I mentioned was my friend Alicia, who's Moroccan.

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This was a quick turnaround from Tamron. Let me say that TV is known to like really sort of lag behind and it's not a live show. So good get. Yeah. I feel like she's like stepping into Bravo stuff a lot.

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No, I think she's on like Fox 5. Fox 5. Fox 5. What was I gonna say about this? I feel like there's not a shortage of like nice girls who wanna date Craig. So I really feel like he should work on himself.

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I also, I had thought this, and then I saw people on social media saying it when Paige was referencing the two different girls he was texting throughout the course of their relationship. I felt like the first girl she's referencing is Kristin Cavallari. The way they started their relationship, we forgot, but it was a little murky.

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He was talking to two girls at once, and he decided to go with Paige. So I feel like that might've been a thing in their relationship the whole time, and she just always remembered. I feel like that might be one of the girls.

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The thing is, it seems like Paige is gonna get the last word because Southern Charm is like in their, what, fifth or sixth episode and Summer House just premiered. So we'll hear at the very end of Southern Charm season, we'll hear what Craig has to say about the relationship. That's a flaw. Him saying that he got the ring, whatever, making Paige look like the villain.

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And then Paige will be able to respond, being like, well, actually you were texting bitches, yes or no.

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So it was very kind of like multicultural. And it was reminding me a lot of my big fat Greek wedding because my friend Alicia, she has this huge family and they're like really Moroccan. Both of her parents are Moroccan and they're so proud. And they really remind me a lot of the family from my big fat Greek wedding. And how like Alicia married someone who wasn't Moroccan, but like in his 23.

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But she did marry an Ian Miller because her husband has like a very small strain of Moroccan in his blood. And like the whole weekend, different speeches, they were all just sort of like clinging to his little piece of Moroccan. I didn't know he had like a little bit of Moroccan in himself. It was cracking me up so much. Her family's so funny. And the wedding was just pargy.

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It's been like a consistent issue after day one. Is that what you would say?

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Yeah. Well, it's just like I said, right? Isn't that amazing?

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People need to treat coffee like they do alcohol, you know?

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That's not coffee. That's not coffee. But even when I like crave like a really, even the world's best margarita, which like I love a margarita. Yucky. Give me water.

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Yeah. And so the first time I ever tried alcohol, like ever, like hard alcohol, I remember somebody gave it to me in like a water bottle. It looked like water. I'm like, I didn't know what it was going to taste like. And I thought for sure that somebody accidentally gave me like a bottle of gasoline. Like I didn't think, I'm like, there's no way this is what people drink in the movies. Right.

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Like, you know, when you meet, like, you know, someone, I've noticed this in the eighth grade. To me, she's always just my friend from the eighth grade. But you see her grown into a woman and a bride. She had a chignon. She looked so womanly. She's a very elegant lady. But she's just Alicia from eighth grade. That's what I'm saying. It was kind of confusing. It was really pargy.

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It's impossible. And it was like, wait, what the fuck? It was shocking. Yeah. Well, our next story is also really shocking.

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You are old, and I just want to say the Jonas Brothers put out a statement on the 20th anniversary, which was a couple of days ago, and I'm reading it. I'm like, oh, my God, they're breaking up again. It was such, like, the way it was written. It's very nerve-wracking to be a Jonas Brothers fan.

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I only ever would be interested in having a body language expert on the toast if they could tell us what the hell's going on with the Jonas Brothers.

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I just wanna play my music all night long. Remember they played that on Dick and Rock and Clark? Yeah. So randomly. That's my favorite fucking Jonas Brothers song. It's so good. It's Camp Rock.

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I just, I find my job really difficult because even like, and maybe people tune in for me to be like such a negative complaining bitch, but like every story I'm like, Megan's like, I hate it.

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I would love to be like, this is so great. Jonas Brothers fans are gonna have the best time. But seriously, like this is so lowbrow. There's something particular. I mean, it's giving TanaCon. Remember when Tana Mongeau had like the most fucked up convention for her fans, like people died on the streets. Like it's really something you do at the bitter end.

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And the Jonas Brothers, and this is what I feel like I said about them the last time, they're always too, it's like, they don't know how famous they are. They're always doing really weird things.

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You're touching my shoe? I thought you smelled my feet or something.

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So I remember saying this like maybe a year or two ago when the Jonas Brothers really decided to invest in TikTok. And there's a very fine line between like being an artist on TikTok and then becoming a TikTok artist.

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And I think that like, you know, Meghan Trainor is a great example of somebody who was making TikTok music and then was actually just became a pop star, even though she was one before, but she used TikTok. And I think the Jonas Brothers, like they're investing so much in TikTok, they're doing like collabs with different TikTokers.

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And it was just fab. But I really wasn't expecting. I feel like... I feel like I hit an inflection point in my pregnancy, like at the same time as the wedding, where like things are harder for me as of like a week ago. I really can't stand much. Just like a fun fact about me.

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I keep seeing a new one every day, like Joe Jonas popping up on all these random songs. they are doing things where they like really don't know how famous they are. And this is one of them. And while it's nice to like give back to your fans, this to me is not why they're doing it. It's very clearly like, I actually don't know.

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It just doesn't align with what I know the Jonas Brothers to be like this very famous band. Yeah. Marshmello will be there. Correct. Even though like, and that's the other thing about the Jonas Brothers is There are a few people making music as good. I don't know why they're doing so much. They feel like they have to prove something.

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conventions that are still like really, like think of BravoCon, I also think of like RuPaul DragCon, it's huge. But it's because these are like shows. They're worlds. Huge, like cast. It's just three people. It's hard to have a convention for one thing.

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I wish they called it like Jonas Fest. Something con. Meet your favorite stars from the 80s.

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Yeah. Oh no, because the thing is, and me and Ben were talking, it's so funny. I just met Patrick Schwartzinger. I don't even know if I told you this. I was out to dinner and he was sitting with somebody that I knew. So of course, like I'm so obnoxious. I'm like, oh my God, Bo, hey, how are you? And I'm like, oh, who's this? Such a nice guy.

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They are the same, but Patrick greater than. Oh. Just like famous wise. Like Connor never like became as famous as he could have been.

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I think he really did not like being famous as Taylor Swift's boyfriend and reverted back after that. He never aspired greater after being that.

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No, I saw him in the elevator at Zero Bond. He's literally not. He's not at West Point. The last time I saw him, he was at Zero Bond wearing a leather jacket.

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What happened next? Such a pargy man. And I think he's engaged like a really pargy model.

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Really just pargyliciousness. And so his, I don't know him as an actor, but after watching the episode, I was like, wow, he's an amazing actor because he's fucking insufferable. And I just met him in person, really very like Hamish, nice guy. But, the article is like giving his character.

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Okay, actually- I thanked Ben like after the wedding because there were so many wedding festivities. And once we got to every place, I'm like, Ben, I will go say hi to the bride. Go find a seat. The idea of being without a seat and someone like, and so many of the girls that were pregnant and they're like more visibly pregnant than me.

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Oh, also I saw Marina Shriver on the street the other day.

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No, literally, I was walking on Lexington Avenue. She was just like walking the other way, just giving business woman like wearing trousers.

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She was like outside a big business building.

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They have so many different like corners of fame within that particular family.

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That he didn't know it was White Lotus? I think that that might be how they have a lot of people audition for White Lotus, because it is this larger than life, and people are so lame. And the best part of it is how the actors take these random characters and really make them their own. I feel like a lot of it is the actors doing that.

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So I can actually see that being like the challenge kind of when you do a job interview and there's like a riddle they give you to solve like in finance.

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So when you have like a really round bump, like people get up for you, right? I wear a lot of flowy clothes. My bump isn't like super bulbous. And so I'm not the type of gal you just get up for. So I find myself like rubbing my tummy.

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Yeah, the first episode of White Lotus was actually hard for me. One, because I didn't think it was so good. But that is White Lotus. It's real character development. You have to put in the time. But mostly because I spent the entire episode on IMDb. Like, am I the only one?

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First of all, I could not fucking figure out who of the three girl best friends, like the loser who nobody liked, who she is. Do you know who she is? Who? The Gilded Age. She's the rich new family mom. Oh my God.

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She is. And I can't say her name because she has such an unfortunate last name. Do you know what it is? I'm not saying it.

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Birth of Russell, yeah, yeah, yeah. So Jackie, it was bothering me so much. Then I could not figure out who Parker Posey's husband was. Well, Parker Posey, Josie and the Pussycats. Please, I knew that almost immediately.

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I knew Josie was gonna be there without the Pussycats and I was really excited. But you know who her husband is? Who? You probably don't know. Lucius Malfoy, Draco Malfoy's dad. I just watched Harry Potter.

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Then- The girl who has the boyfriend, the girl with the teeth. Yeah, who's that? She is like a classic. She was in Game of Thrones. I think she was like one of the hookers.

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It was just so distracting. I was like, I need to spend. And then I also wanted to know what hotel they filmed at. Cause I find that really interesting. It's the four seasons in Thailand. And you know, that's going to become like the next big hot thing. Like that Italy hotel, like good luck ever. Every hotel that's ever been featured.

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Yeah. Oh, he's a little bro. That's like kind of like all he gets cast as. Classic little brother.

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oh wow thank you the queen is coming right and I thought you were gonna say outside of pregnancy I'm the type of girl who like a skill set of mine is finding a seat

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Jackie, no, no. No? That's Bridget Moynihan. Oh. And I want to say, you're not the only person who gets Bridget and Michelle. And they don't even have the same last name, Monaghan and Moynihan. Are you sure? Positive. Okay, so who's Michelle Monaghan? Classic actress. She reminds me of like an Amanda Peet, you know?

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Oh, that's so funny that you thought it was Tom Brady's ex-wife. No. The one thing, because I watched with Ben and Ben had not seen season one or two. And I said, it's fine. It's just one of these shows that you can pick up. There is like a running theme that I don't think you know about. With the- Greg, orange shirt guy.

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They meet at the hotel. Oh yeah, they have- He's like fake locked out of his room. He's giving like con man. We can't really figure out. But you know, she's this lonely old woman. And then he like sees this wealthy woman and he immediately like, you know, drops everything to be there for her. And I think he was probably planning- something with her.

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Then season two, which you missed, they show up as a couple. So they're like, you know, together still after meeting in Hawaii. And he's very shady the whole season. He's like taking weird phone calls. Then he has to leave early. And then she's like hanging out with these gays who are trying to murder her. And they do, right? Yes, but she's in their house.

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And she sees a picture of these gays and her man, Greg. But he left. So she's like, oh my God, I'm being set up. Like a lot of different things. These gays are trying to murder me. So he leaves the trip early. And then we find out last night he's been living in Thailand for the last year with this lady. So he is nefarious, but I do feel like, and I missed a lot of that.

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I didn't even realize that- So he's involved in her murder. So he's just weird and shady. And that's like really all we know. And I kind of missed that. It wasn't until I saw like a TikTok recap. He like, did you catch this white Lotus moment? I'm like, no. Yeah. I was like, Greg. Yeah. I seriously like, oh, got an orange shirt. Cool. Yeah. Cool. The episode was boring, but.

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That was peak. So pineapple room guy, I think that role is the Patrick Schwartz.

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I'm so glad you said that. I actually agree. I am a sitter. Like, and I'm also really special in the sense that I can find a chair anywhere. Like yesterday we were waiting for our car at valet at the hotel and I literally sat on a luggage cart. Anything can be a chair if you really, really try hard enough.

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she's the common denominator yeah she's exactly her and Jennifer Coolidge but then Jennifer Coolidge is no longer with us the last thing I wanted to say was this is the first time that it's not like a traditional hotel it's like this wellness program it was giving nine perfect strangers I didn't finish it but it was like that annoying like I didn't finish nine perfect strangers either but it was um

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And I kind of, my favorite thing about White Lotus is like how classic hotel it is. And so much of this with like taking your phones away and like a diet program. That's not really like what we've come to expect.

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That is so on brand for you. Being a victim of your own choices, like slay. I need to start using that. It's so true.

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Yeah. The final part of today's show is Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment where every Tuesday, Jackie and I read three submissions from girlies who have written in to us desperately seeking advice from two extremely...

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Beautiful, I want to say smart, I want to say stunning. And so if you ever want to write in to us, you can do so one of two ways. Email us, deartoasters at gmail.com or head over to our website.

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the toast podcast.com and there's a submission box both of those are totally anonymous thank you to everyone who wrote in so first up we have a little bit of a breastfeeding issue hey swirlies i'm a nursing mom i'm in the thick of postpartum a good friend of mine who's also a mom and she's nursing came over to visit me this week and we talked about how trying to get a shower in in a day can be really challenging with a newborn my baby was napping so my friend just told me to go take a quick shower i've known her my whole life i know she's safe so i decided to go ahead

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When I was in the shower, I heard my baby cry and I got out. When I came into the room, my friend was nursing my baby. I confronted her and she said she was trying to help and comfort the child. She said I was being dramatic and that she didn't want to disrupt my shower. I'm deeply disturbed by this and I feel like it was a huge violation and honestly creepy.

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I honestly feel like our friendship is over. Is that weird? Is it not weird? Am I being dramatic?

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Well, you threw a beautiful birthday party for your son yesterday and I was really thrilled to be able to attend. I wasn't going to.

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Yeah, but that breast milk has been tested like thoroughly.

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You're aligned. It's really crazy. Like it's really crazy. Now I think what you're saying is true. Like there, I don't think they're going to be implications like, right. Like negative health wise on the baby, but it's really crazy to nurse someone else's baby whom you're not related to. And you didn't ask.

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Yeah, but let's also, let's put our... Our cap's on. What is this woman going through? She's also postpartum because she's nursing. Maybe she- Is out of her mind. Heard the baby cry and it woke something in her instinctually. I don't know. I don't know. But the fact that she won't hear you out, like you told her that this upset you and she says you're being crazy, that's a bad sign.

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Because it's so crazy to me. Your children are my life and every time they fart, we come down and we celebrate.

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She should be receptive to your feedback.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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You know, sorry, sticking your titty in someone else's baby.

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And I just want to be clear. You are not being dramatic. You are not wrong for being upset. Your friend who probably had good intentions, like not being receptive to you saying this upset me. Like that's probably like the most egregious part of this whole thing. Cause she was trying to help. I don't think she was trying to be malicious. And she made a call and it was the wrong call.

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But so if you said like, I don't like that. And that upset me. And she's like, well, you're wrong. That's where she's a bad friend.

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It's worth salvaging, you're saying.

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Is the friendship worth salvaging? Yeah. This next one is so crazy and I wanted to tell you about it before we started recording so we could like gossip and giggle about it. But I think it's better to get your genuine reaction. My husband informed me this week that his best friend, Johnny, has been running a snark page for one of the biggest influencers of the moment.

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Johnny screenshots every single thing this influencer posts on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, et cetera, and picks apart the girl's body, the girl's personality, life, everything. My husband told me that he refers to this as his second full-time job. He has stopped conversations at their boys' night multiple times to update the snark page. He responds to comments.

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I believe you guys have had stories about this in the past, but I don't know if you have, so please help me out. Johnny has been seriously dating a girl for a few years now and she's become one of my best friends.

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My husband says that Johnny's girlfriend has no idea about this and my husband and his other friends have even told Johnny that he needs to be done with the snark page because it's really consuming him. Johnny's response was that he, quote, has created a community that he cannot abandon.

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Johnny has even told my husband that he will tell his girlfriend he's running errands, but really he just sits in his car needing to update the Reddit page. I feel like she needs to know about this. I mean, I would like to know if my husband spent 75% of his day picking apart another woman online, but is it my place? I do not want to ruin my husband and Johnny's friendship at this point.

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My husband can barely be around him due to Johnny being distracted by the Reddit page. If this was your best friend's boyfriend, what would you do? Is there a way I could drop Easter eggs that lead her to this without telling her explicitly, please help.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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Yeah, this is so crazy. Like when I first read it, I assumed it was just like a man influencer. I don't know why. So the fact that it's a man starting a snark page about anyone is so crazy. Like true sign of mental illness. But about a girl? that's like freaky, like serious, like leads to violence. This is really crazy behavior.

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And if my friends knew that my husband was doing something like this, that not only is like, you have a job, you have a family, like you have time commitments and you're spending half the day in your car on Reddit, like rotting, that's unacceptable. But also the implications on your mental health, like actually scare me. I would not wanna be living in a house with somebody that does that.

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And it doesn't need to get back to you, by the way.

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You did a really nice job. Like them kids, they were just having the time of their life on their rocket ship.

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Did you see that, I forget which one, it was like New York Magazine or New Yorker, did a huge article on snark pages and they interviewed anonymously like 10 or 20 girls who do influencer snark. And they just talked about how it's like, One of the best things that ever happened to them. None of their friends or family know about it. It's just like really good for their health.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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I did not see it. I will read it. Yeah. So this felt very appropriate because I was just reading. I was actually watching a TikTok recapping it because I wasn't reading the article. But it's really crazy behavior.

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Especially, I mean, from anyone, but especially a man. I know a lot of people who lurk on pages like that and they find it enjoyable, very schadenfreude-y. So there's different levels, like lurking, participating. Moderating? That's crazy. All right, our third and final. Hey, Jackson, Claude. How you doing? I came out as a lesbian about five years ago.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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I recently and publicly started posting on my Instagram about my new relationship with a woman. Before coming out, I did date men and I had one year long relationship with a man, my ex-boyfriend. And he has a podcast that I do not listen to. It's very, you know, for the guys. It's just him and his two buddies mostly talking about sports.

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Like the rental company was breaking down the bouncy house and the kids were like, nope, we're still here.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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They had a recent episode titled and discussed how my how my ex turned me gay. I only found out because a mutual girl we have in common told me to listen to. So shout out to her. They never mentioned my name, but if you know us, it's extremely obvious that they're talking about me. If it was just a joke in passing, I wouldn't be bothered- He's gay too now? No, no, no.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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Yeah, I guess like they just are talking about her on the podcast.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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It's like my ex turned me gay because she's gay. Oh, okay. Sorry. So she said, if it was just a joke in passing, I wouldn't be as bothered. As I realized my coming out probably did shake him up quite a bit. We broke up a year and a half before I came out, by the way.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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The podcast, he goes into detail about our sex life, things I did that should have been rainbow flags, which is like basically playing college sports and not wearing makeup. My girlfriend says I should just let it go that he's a loser.

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They were so, so cute. It was a great party. You throw a great kid's party.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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That's funny you use that term. I cannot help but feel hurt. Our breakup wasn't good, but no one cheated or did anything nefarious. We have not spoken directly since the breakup, but we occasionally bump into each other at weddings and cordially say, hey, how are you? Should I text him and say, what the fuck? Take the podcast down or just let it go? Sincerely, your lesbian listener.

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And by the way, you should find solace in knowing he most likely doesn't.

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It's hard to get a podcast to get listened to these days.

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On podcasts, yeah. It's like the culture. The thing is, in order for you to be happy, you have to let this go. Like living in the past and judging other things, it's not good for you to not let it go. So I wouldn't say anything. I don't need to like reinvigorate the conversations with this guy. But it does feel like- Taylor Strucker's ex-husband wrote into us.

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Cause that's literally her favorite thing to talk about.

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No, no, I'm saying the listener is Taylor Strucker.

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No, I wouldn't get in the mud with these actual losers. Like, why don't you go be happy? Like, it sounds like you- Yeah, no, he did his episode. You're in a beautiful relationship.

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Yeah, and that's like, I also feel like the hard thing. It's like, obviously I'm not gay, so I don't know. But like when you come out, it's like, so your journey, right? Like it's really all about you. But there are other people, especially if you've been romantically involved with them, who are a part of it in some small way.

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And while, you know, it might not be the way that you want it, like they do have every right to like, you know, say what that was like for them, even though it's not about them. And it's like any breakup or any relationship.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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Don't give, like, the one thing his podcast- He shouldn't have even listened to it. The one thing his podcast- Just like everyone else. Probably doesn't garner his attention, and so you don't want to give that to him.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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That's our show, you guys. Hope you enjoyed this Pardjilicious episode. We're back tomorrow with lots of fun things in store, so don't forget to- Trips to the Cape, for sure, tomorrow.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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I also feel like it's definitely a fine line between like throwing a party that's like fun and then extravagant. Of course, $60,000. Of course, you don't want to be Taylor Armstrong. Correct. It comes to mind. And I feel like you do it really perfectly where it's definitely like extravagant, but it's all for the kids.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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There's like a coffee bar for the adults and it's like a super nice party, but it's like nice because there's so many fucking activities for the kids. You know, there's not like gift bags with Chanel perfume. Right. You really do it well. It's a fine line.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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Like it wasn't like it was just like thematic. And Margo is like, what's space coffee? It's getting like chicken of the sea. I'm like, it's just coffee at a space birthday party.

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It's just like, it's just a theme. That's like really embarrassing for Satch. She's so funny. No, it was so nice to all be together. Like so randomly on this one afternoon.

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The thing is, I really wasn't expecting the. physical implications of a five day Moroccan wedding to hit me so hard. You know, as a pregnant person, the idea of waking up after the wedding and going on a plane, it was just kind of unfathomable. And I'm like, what am I going home for? You know, besides for Romeo, I don't really have much waiting for me back in New York.

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Oh yeah, guys, what did you think? Friday's episode, we had a special new studio. We were really just kind of banging out content clips. What did you think? And tomorrow we'll find out what you thought. Of this one.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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No, me neither. And at what time of day did your husband wish you a happy game tunes?

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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They picked up the remaining roses from the floor of the flower shop.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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You have a bunch of like important events in your life, like all in the same week.

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Valentine's day, Harry's birthday, your wedding anniversary. Do you like that?

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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Mother's day is like, I think my first mother's day, God willing, God willing, will be when my kid is one years old, like, or like 11 months, whatever it is. I think I just miss it. Yeah. And then I have to like wait a whole ass year to be appreciated. Oh, but you'll be having Father's Day probably. The next month. That ain't right.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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Not to sound like Matt of Matt and Abby, but I do feel like we should skip Father's Day 2024. It's only right.

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Like a month after, God willing, God willing, God willing, like I go through the trauma of labor.

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He probably will be. Like, I should get him a gift, okay? I totally will. Also, speaking of Matt and Abby, have you heard about their latest scandal?

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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So I figured I would spend a couple of days here at the beach extended with Ben. We're staying at a hotel. We're not staying at Jackie's. So it's still very much like vacation energy, but we've met in the middle. We're also testing out all the different podcast studios Southern Florida has to offer today.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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So they released a podcast episode. And I just want to say.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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They have like a lot going on, but we don't talk enough about how high quality their content is. Like even his like cringe music videos. I don't know what sort of equipment he's using. If they have like a director of cinematography that works for them, everything they put out.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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Everything they put out is so pargy. And so we put up this clip.

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They live in Phoenix. So like, I don't know if we'd be able to work with this person remotely.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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I just think you have to be crazy. So he even put up this podcast clip and I know that it wasn't a point of the podcast clip, but I was thinking like how high quality and well-made this clip was. It was kind of felt like there was a camera on the ceiling and he's laying on a mattress on the floor in his closet. And he opens up with everybody that he has been sleeping in the closet.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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And that's not a metaphor, I'm sorry, it sounded like it was. He brought them, the crazy part is that, so him and Abby aren't sleeping in the same bed, which by the way is like, whatever. But instead of sleeping in the guest room, he took the mattress from the guest room and put it in the closet. Because?

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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The clip was very much like a teaser for the podcast episode, which I did not listen to in full. And every person like I talked to about this in comment section, I read, nobody actually listened. Nobody knows why. They're just like, why are you sharing this? And why didn't you just sleep in the guest room?

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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There's like a mouse in the guest room.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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You are such a Matt. I know. And that's why we're two successful podcasting teams. You can either be a Matt or an Abby. You're totally an Abby. And I think this is the lore on the internet. It's like Abby does so much. She's like a really, really invested mom and businesswoman. And she's like a fitness.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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By the way, So many options. You'd love to see the business of podcasting booming. Business is booming. I like to think that's our influence, but we never know.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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She's one of those people where it's like, how does she have enough time in the day to be doing all of this? And then it just seems like Matt's in the closet working on his music. Yeah. Which is so me.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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And I can't stress enough how he's physically in a closet. It's not like a gay thing. It sounds like he's in the closet. No, no, he's literally in the closet.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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As in a physical space. I understand. Not a place. It just sounds like I'm being like, like I'm calling him gay.

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Right, the closet is also a physical place in addition to a figurative one. A mental place. A mental place as well.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

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Like maybe when I'm 50. I'll start.

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You know, when we're retired, when I have time on my hands, it's really crazy.

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That's like me with my starter. Like any task that I have late at night. Right. It kind of falls through the cracks.

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I will try it for this week, at least for Passover.

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Sometimes I have the plastic bottle right here, actually, and it just doesn't hold the bubble like a can. OK, the cans are smaller. So like you don't have as much like there's a lot in this plastic bottle and drink it and then it gets flat.

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I'm not a huge Perrier person, like in a pinch, sure, but I'll always prefer the groin. And in our house, we do call it groin. We call it Pellegrino.

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Our first story, more updates are coming out from the Blue Origin all-female rocket ride. I don't even, we can't call them the astronauts. They're not astronauts. They weren't crew. They didn't do anything. They were passengers.

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Passengers. Okay. On their ride in the rocket.

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Someone down on the ground. It was computer operated.

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One thousand percent a man got got noted. We do need clarification. I do think if it was a woman, they would have shared that tidbit.

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It should have been a whole team of women in the room. And then do you think they obviously.

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Right, no, no, like it's my life. I don't care if you have a penis or vagina, vagina and a penis.

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Because we're so silly. Like, I'll say to my husband, can you grab me a groin?

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We were doing it when it was like not said yet. It was still a popular press darling thing to do. Who's going to have an issue with women going to space and breaking barriers and literally shattering the glass ozone.

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Yeah, and Lauren is definitely more familiar with backlash, but she is marrying the most powerful man in the world. If you're a person who...

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Do you want groin with your dinner? I do. I always want groin with my dinner.

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care like in media like you don't want to piss this lady off that's not a person you want to piss off i also don't think lauren is immune to like internet beef and and and people clowning on her i think this was really new for gail and some of the other unknowns yes oh yeah the unknowns are just like you know they're in like lives of service and and they're not getting like when we talk about no we're talking about katie perry what i mean it's literally all katie

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we don't even know their names really. I know a little bit of that, of their names, but we don't even say their names on this show. So like they can go on to do other things and like, we're not always going to be like, and they were on the flight.

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Mostly they'll, they'll be able to still do great things, but like, this is something that we'll thought Katie Perry is taking the brunt of all of it.

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Here are things Katy Perry did in space and afterwards. Katy Perry sang What a Wonderful World during the rocket ride, the women said. I believe on the way down. They said they had been asking her to sing like this whole time. I don't know if they meant like the whole time in this capsule or like since they all got together, they've been wanting.

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Gail said like we wanted her to sing and she wouldn't sing. And then when we went up there, she sang What a Wonderful World. Like and that was really beautiful. I don't believe that. She teased the set list for her Lifetime's tour in the capsule.

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nobody moved no and it actually like had to be explained that that's what because she held up a butterfly that had words on it into like the live stream and then it flew away and apparently the words on it like where's the set list for the lifetime store yeah she brought a daisy with her as an homage to her daughter and then like brought the daisy back home and and then she kissed the ground

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But let me tell you something about these women. Cause I do feel like they are immune to all this criticism right now because they are on such a high, like the way that Lauren Sanchez described, like coming back down to earth, how she just like wants to give everyone a hug. Like we're all one people.

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When you see things at a glance, like they did world at a glance and it was really powerful for them. And I could imagine feeling that way, having gone to space for 10 minutes, like seeing the earth, like that's a very powerful thing.

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Yeah, no, but it's, I don't know. It's like, it's something like it's in the cosmos.

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It's like close to like godliness. Like so few people in human history have seen the world at that vantage point. Like there's something very powerful about it that is getting lost in all of this mishigas. And usually you earn that through space exploration and advancements in science, like not just for kicks, right?

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I'm trying to give you a pass, Coach.

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But like they're not even hearing what we're all saying because they are on such a high right now that you can only experience from seeing the world at a glance.

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Because now it's popular to clown on them. And you know us. I don't like that.

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Did you see that Caroline Kojniacki is in the news? Like for having been engaged to Rory McIlroy? Have you seen this part of his history?

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Yeah, I have to switch. And I will say like this brand of feminism of the blue origin flight is a different, it's not the toxic. It's like the Barbie movie feminism. Like. Corny. Corny. Yeah. Little cringe. Harmless.

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No, but not the woge. Yeah, I brought up Caroline Wojniacki yesterday.

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Yeah. I agree. I've come full circle. And also, remind me at the end of the year, in case I forget, this is one of my top five stories of the year. Like, nothing will mean so much to me. Like, it's fucking hysterical. And also, they did... They went to space. Like, we can't not talk about the fact that, like, they saw the horror of the...

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the moon, like the, the earth, even though they're being like so cringe about it, like that is an experience that so few people will ever get to have, especially common people who didn't like wait their whole life, except for the one. There was one girl who was on the. Yes. She was like a space person.

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And there was another girl who is like a civil rights activist, but she had dreams of being an astronaut that she had to put on hold because she was raped. And then she dedicated her life to like fight, like to writing new law that was passed, like to help victims.

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It's getting lost. It's a night. It's, It is.

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That's just, like, so crazy. That's, like, that law. What's that law where, like, when it rains, it pours?

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I thought that they were like now I'm thinking that maybe they thought their lashes would be like taken off by gravity.

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after all is said and done I'm here for it yeah it's given me so much joy I hope it has I want another trip yeah I think we could do better casting wise I definitely Katie brought a lot of the criticism just because she criticism follows her she's a heavily criticized figure and not for no reason I just want to say that yeah I think if it had been someone a little bit more well-respected I

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She just might be a little too like commercial for like Coachella to select her, but she's definitely got the hits. Kesha is weirdly involved in this also. Did you see the Wendy's drama? Oh, that's not drama to me.

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Right, like, I just started calling you, like, Kojers Wojers Caroline Kojniacki last week, and now she's on the Daily Mail.

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Yeah, I thought that was not cool. That was, like, when that Marival, like, tweeted about Tom Sandoval. Like, stop it.

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Yeah, and I just feel like that's weird from...

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I just want to say, usually Wendy's crushes it on social media. I didn't like that.

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But send her back, like, with what provisions? To what end?

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No, and everyone's already mad that they wasted so much money on this. So, like, you're going to send her in her own capsule with enough food for a lifetime.

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Well, that's sort of inferred, you know? Yeah. So like on this one, like Olivia Wilde and Wendy's are not on the same side because they are advocating for spending more money, more resources.

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Well, I think for Olivia Wilde, like she feels defensive of feminism and that this is being billed as a feminist endeavor. Right. She feels the need to let them know like you're not welcome here.

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Also, Amy Schumer was joking about this as well. She said, guys, last second, they added me to space and I'm going to space. She held up a Black Panther toy saying, I'm bringing this thing. It has no meaning to me, but it was in my bag and I was on the subway and I got the text and they were like, do you want to go to space? So I'm going to space. Thank you to everyone who got me here.

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But Amy Schumer would have gotten just as much, if not more hate than Katy Perry.

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Yeah, she would have been great, but not a household name yet.

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That is something I would watch. Immune to criticism.

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Yeah, I'm surprised Meghan Markle. There are a couple people where I'm like, oh, did you go to space? No, no, no, but you're the vibe. Like Meghan Markle. It's very Montecito. Kim.

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Yeah. Yeah. Which is Katie. Katie cat. Well, hopefully this story keeps unraveling. I hope this isn't the last we discuss of it. And I hope that they think that this is a success and that they do it again. I want more. Who's going next.

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Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. Little book news because Serena Williams is executive producing Carrie Soto is Back by Taylor Jenkins Reid. It is a 10-ish drama series in the work at Netflix. So Carrie Soto is Back.

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Yeah, it's a book by Taylor Jenkins Reid, TJR, Seven Husbands, Daisy Jones.

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I know, but they're trying to kill Seven Husbands. They're trying to send it into space.

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They're trying to send it into space.

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But Netflix has taken in for development Carrie Soto, a series adaptation of TGR's best-selling tennis-themed book. Fittingly, tennis great Serena Williams is set to executive produce the project from fifth season and picture start. and a bunch of other industry terminology.

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So maybe it's just like bad luck. I know, but maybe it's just coincidence.

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The author said, my incredible respect for the Williams sisters is part of what makes me interested in tennis. In an interview during the time of the book's release, 2022, I wouldn't write a book about tennis without the influence of just the absolute glory that has been their journey, but also specifically Serena's quest to get as many Grand Slam titles as she has managed to do.

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So that's very similar to Kari Soto, like, does not care about being well liked, just like interested in being the greatest. The book was not my favorite.

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Mostly because like reading about a tennis match, like ping, ping, poom, and then he hit it to the corner and she hit it to the volley.

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I don't want to read that, but definitely sounds like a better TV show.

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At this point, any book that she writes will be successful. Like Malibu Rising was successful. I found it incredibly forgettable.

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But the only one that's really missing is Seven Husbands because Daisy Jones, crushed. Was made, crushed. Got the treatment you could only dream of. True. So we're just waiting for Seven Husbands because what else is missing? She has other books, but, like, it's not obvious things.

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But that's, like, not, like, one of these that's, like, historical fiction characters.

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Not cool for the Wojers community.

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It's just the two of you. And you seem happy.

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Okay. I'm not going to read it now, though, because you just told me everything. So you could tell me if you want. You could.

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New husband. I know she's supposed to choose old, but I think she chooses new.

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Well, this should be good. And tennis is, you know, tennis is really having a moment in terms of aesthetics. Yep. And I think that like if done right, they should have Paige Lorenz creative direct the show.

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Because this could blow up the whole industry.

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Well, of course. But like she should be a consultant on the show. Like she has the tennis eye.

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Right. It should be shot like that. She should vlog the show.

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Yeah. But no, tennis is definitely a vibe right now.

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Are you ready for our next story? White Lotus star Amy Lou Wood is crying in public.

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No, I didn't think she was crying about SNL, but they just went off of the things that they know, which is that she was upset yesterday about SNL and today she's crying. But she's setting the record straight, clarifying why she really was crying after the paparazzi caught her sobbing in public, which is just never like how you want to be seen by the world in like the big week of your life.

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She said, I actually wasn't crying about anything that the papers made out. I was crying about something completely unrelated, she said.

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making me believe what i'm hearing you know yeah but i really i don't think for one second she's crying in public about snl like i no no no no like um but why are you crying in public like not that you can't i mean regular people do it all the time but like you're this is really one of the biggest few weeks of her life out on the heels of white lotus she's like constantly followed like crying in public is always just like a are you okay like we're gonna worry about you

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She's got a great sense of humor.

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But didn't get a picture of you guys like intended to do.

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Next time you got to take her to Times Square.

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Well, we're going to be talking about Serena Williams today. So why don't you table that?

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Well, maybe they didn't even have an affair. Maybe she, like, had a serious crush on him and the wife is there. Like, no.

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Yeah, because I think if he had an affair, like, why would she be so forgiving the wife?

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I saw his architectural digest. He has a nice house. Definitely.

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Definitely, you could forgive some stuff.

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Yeah. Good call. Yeah. Well, get better, Amy.

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I think it might come up. Like, I think it might be germane to the story about her. So just table it, if you will.

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Our next story is seriously disturbing. You're going to hate it.

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But there's been a bit of an update in the Gene Hackman and wife death.

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In developments at their home. So dead rodents were found at Gene Hackman's home during a risk assessment for the virus that killed his wife, Betsy. So it has now been determined that Betsy died of natural causes linked to hantavirus pulmonary syndrome caused by hantavirus, which is a virus that is transmitted via rodent droppings and urine. Okay.

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So they did like an environmental survey of his property. So they were like living in filth? Yes. Rodent feces were found in three detached garages, two casitas, and three sheds during a home site environmental assessment conducted in March. A live rodent, dead rodent, and a rodent nest were also found in three garages on the property. Risk assessment testing was carried out on March 5th.

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They had said that there wasn't... rodents in the main house, in the primary house. However, the report found that rodents had access to eight other buildings on that property. There were also rodent sightings in two vehicles as well as live traps elsewhere on the property.

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I believe or because they had like a rodent infestation that they didn't handle. And then he died. She is his caretaker. So then he died several days later from a combination of severe heart disease, high blood pressure and Alzheimer's. You know, maybe the Alzheimer's.

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Terrible. Every like there's always like a few updates about it. Like, you know, they were found mummified, like just these awful things. And it just gets worse and worse.

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Lots of book news. I watched some TV last night. I finished Kardashian season six.

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Well, I think that's a question a lot of people ask. Like, how does nobody check in on your elderly father?

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And, like, not only, like, he died several days later, and then lay there dead for two weeks.

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So terrible. I feel like vomiting.

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It is so good. And I feel so many, a range of emotions when I watch it. Like I truly feel like happy. I feel emotional. Something was happening on the finale that I was like, girls, don't cry. Like it's, I can't remember what it was.

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We get everything in our life from Thrive Market, our pantry items, cooking ingredients, olive oil, spices, everything's organic, everything's made with better for you ingredients. And whenever I need anything, I just go to Thrive Market so I don't have to find a new brand of whatever I'm looking for. Like I just know it's on Thrive Market.

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I could like sort by anything if you know I want like a peanut free option, whatever it is, like they just have everything so cohesive.

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Our fifth and final story, Matisse Yahoo is making a little news.

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Yeah, Matisse Yahoo shared a beautiful story on his Instagram. I think to tie in with Passover, because he shared a video of himself singing his song One Day. And then he shared some backstory, a little beautiful backstory from the song. He said, guess what super famous singer wrote this song with me? And you know One Day, right? One Day.

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Yeah, so now he's telling a little backstory behind the song that I think you'll find shocking. And I just want to see if he had one other song. Oh, King Without a Crown. That's pretty popular, right?

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bruno mars co-wrote one day with me he said he said of course he did here's the story i had turned in my light album which was based on the seven beggars story of rabbi nachman there was a new label head okay what album is it there was a new label head at epic records and when i turned it in she said there were no hits she asked if i'd be willing to record two more she was right she asked if i'd be willing to record two more songs

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I had been working on the album day and night for a year, but I told her I was willing. I had just been on tour with an artist from Canada named... How do you pronounce this guy? Knaan? Kanan? He sings Waving Flag. K-N-A-A-N. Yeah, Knaan. Okay. Whatever. Who had been playing a song called Waving Flag. I told her... Okay, it's a girl.

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Oh yeah. That was really beautiful. And Chloe's just like, she's so special. Yeah, she is so special. I got choked up. I told you guys during Khloe's party, like just seeing her so happy. And especially when I thought the party was going to be such a flop. And like, that's just the best feeling in the world.

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I told her I wanted to write and record with whoever helped him with that song and flew out to L.A. the next day. Okay, no. Knaan is a...

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man okay jackie just get to the story i told bruno who wrote waving flag i wanted i didn't know that either yeah i wanted a no woman no cry peace anthem and we went to work at some point i left to get dinner which had to be kosher so the other side of town when i came back bruno had pretty much rewritten most of the tune and though i was already moving past my chabad stage of messianic reality and into the nachman ideas of god's madness permeating the world

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And a tribute to Passover, we learned that Bruno Mars wrote One Day.

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Yeah, he was songwriting for other people. He was definitely doing his other songs. He like had some duets, right?

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Like, did he have a song with B.O.B. ? Remember that guy?

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Yeah. So I thought this was a beautiful story. And Bruno and like that's really an anthem for like peace and love.

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Rudy himself wrote it. while Matisse Yahoo was out getting kosher dinner. Hysterical stuff.

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I think this is sort of a calling to highlight the lack of kosher restaurants.

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Just out of breath or like I'm going to like this is disturbing stuff.

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You know what I think was almost making me cry? Kourtney on Skinny Confidential when they were saying to Michael and Lauren, like, it goes so fast.

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And then Kourtney in the last episode was talking about slowing down her life because she really wants to, like, be in every moment. And it's just emo.

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And I've come to the conclusion that there's no way on earth that they all get paid the same. Like I don't know why I've always thought that they do. I had a similar thought. But like Kylie goes to nothing. She didn't even do a solo interview.

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And like weirdly Kendall shows up to everything.

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

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She was going to her sister's houses. She went to MJ's birthday party.

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

430.509

No, there's no way. And I think that Kourtney used to split with them. And then she was always filming and she was always unhappy because she didn't like the filming. But if you're splitting, you have to... And so she would just show up and just be in a bad mood. And then they're talking about why she's in a bad mood. And she just like didn't like what she was doing.

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

446.122

But now I think, especially with Travis... being a breadwinner. Like she doesn't have to work so much. And so she's not, I think at one point she was making the same as Kim and Chloe. And now she's definitely not. She's like, and I think it really works, but it is funny. It's Kim and Chloe and Chris will go to anything. The fact that you went to Joshua tree.

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

501.316

Yeah, Chloe. But then also I actually Chris was dressed perfectly because she was covered from head to toe in her little. Yeah, very safari jumpsuit because I feel like they were going to get bug bites.

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

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I know you would. You would need no convincing. It would be your idea.

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

553.012

time I'm open just because of the kids like I'll do anything for them they will love it they will love it but I need to sit up front with the driver oh that's a great scene yeah that's where Cheryl Hines that's where Cheryl Hines sits in RV yeah that's where I'll be with my drama meme

The Toast

Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

599.58

That's funny. One of my other favorite movies does take place in an RV. And I feel like it doesn't get lumped into the RV category.

The Toast

Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

621.781

Yeah, I think we need a lot of RVs. And also, how do you feel about like if we actually don't do a lot of driving, like we kind of stay in one state, you know, and it just feels like we're on an RV trip, but we're not like going the distance.

The Toast

Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

634.748

Let's do an RV trip through Utah.

The Toast

Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

655.413

She slept on the top bunk was really good.

The Toast

Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

659.054

Well, she obviously got into the bed in the middle of the night or in the morning, like went looking for her mom and then just got in the bed because she slept on the bottom bunk at first.

The Toast

Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

676.447

And then I watched Beverly Hills part two because tonight is part three.

The Toast

Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

682.952

No, no, no. It's tonight. So I just wanted to be caught up just in case I don't have time to watch like a ton of TV tonight.

The Toast

Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

696.71

Yeah, the reunion has been really good. Doreen is killing it. Like, seriously killing it. And Sutton... Once Jennifer Tilly said is Sutton on like an anxiety medication, yeah, she seems altered.

The Toast

Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

711.347

Yeah, and it is as if we get two Suttons even during the season. Like one where she's like so fired up, so sassy, like ready to fight. And then this Sutton, she's definitely different in this reunion.

The Toast

Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

740.23

It is time. So that was good. And then I'm all caught up on Paul American. If you are watching Paul American, then you're enjoying, then you're having the time of your life like me.

The Toast

Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

79.457

You have tape, but don't get up.

The Toast

Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

819.479

Oh, so good. But you don't want to watch Poldark?

The Toast

Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

823.422

I always am telling you about Poldark.

The Toast

Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

827.385

I didn't finish Outlander. It wasn't for me. That's really the shock. You can't put me in a box because I didn't like Outlander. I made it well into season two. She went to France. Can't put me in a box.

The Toast

Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

83.86

For tomorrow. Today he can have a little shine.

The Toast

Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

843.735

For the lore. I feel like Ben let me do that.

The Toast

Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

868.294

Yeah, it's really amazing how the kids just like give us now a whole other bucket of content.

The Toast

Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

886.01

It's been good. I made a matzah pizzeria yesterday. The issue with my journey is that I can't keep matzah in my house. It is flying off the shelves. I picked up a box from Olivia's yesterday because I didn't have any. I left her three slices because I'm nice. And it was gone within the hour.

The Toast

Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

904.914

Is that a lot of matzah? Like, are we eating too much matzah?

The Toast

Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

909.761

Okay. I thought, like, it should take you, like, days.

The Toast

Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

944.102

So I break it with the butter. But if I had a little more patience, I would wait for the butter to get soft, one. Or use butter spray, but I don't use chemicals.

The Toast

Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

960.826

I can't believe it. There has to be butter spray that's made of real butter.

The Toast

Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

973.432

It's the ease. It's the functionality of it. I'm going to go to the store and look for spray on butter. That's just like Kerrygold spray.

The Toast

Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

991.301

There's gotta be a better way, but definitely.

The Toast

Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

994.213

soft butter like melted butter try that yeah but my butter sits in the fridge so yeah you're right I have to plan my snacks an hour in advance I don't have that kind of patience do you have a butter holder thinger no I do what is that thing you're called butter dish butter dish it's time to bust mine out I got you one right yeah I don't use it but now I will this week for sure

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

1003.889

The dreamers and me. The dreamers and Paige. Okay, let's get into the Fast Five Stories that you need to know.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

116.24

That's so crazy. And technically I'm in your party, but I would never say that to you, let alone think that. No, it's the Suffering Olympics. It is, but also like as you have children, like your level of what you can withstand just like grows. You just become like stronger inside and out. And in some ways, like doing it the first time is the hardest. So I'm not with those people.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

1277.805

Thank you, turdy hydration. Our first story is the big shocking news of the day. Jessica Simpson has split from her husband, Eric Johnson, after 10 years of marriage. They called it a painful situation. So Jessica Simpson told People Magazine in a statement on Monday. that Eric and I have been living separately navigating a painful situation in our marriage.

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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Our children come first and we are focusing on what is best for them. We are grateful for all of the love and support that has been coming our way and appreciate privacy right now as we work through this as a family.

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

13.718

What a beautiful introduction. Happy Tuesday to all who celebrate the Day of the Twos. Are there those who don't? I feel like there are those who don't. Do you think there are people who live off the, like, who... Because days of the week are kind of like a social construct, very much so. Yeah. Are there people don't adhere to the days of the week?

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

1323.564

Yeah, I just feel like you can't really judge Jessica Simpson based on her social media or like what she's doing. She's not playing that game. No, there's just like, she's so layered. Whatever she winds up like posting social media, it's just like one picture. So if her husband hasn't been there in a while, like doesn't necessarily mean anything. But there have been rumors about this.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

1341.436

But I also feel like rumors have plagued them throughout their entire marriage. So at a certain point, it's like, listen. Yeah. Shut up. like when they say what they say.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

1392.284

Yeah. It does make me sad. Cause he seemed like a good guy charming happily ever after, you know, you kind of write them off and don't worry about that. Right. So when someone comes out of retirement like that, you hate to see it. They have, a big family. She seems really happy. And then they say a painful situation.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

140.297

And I would never say that to you. No, it's just like-

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

1410.814

So this isn't the usual, you know, schedules, privacy, just didn't make it love him. Yeah.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

1455.793

But I also think that because of what happened with Nick Lachey, she probably has a pretty strong prenup and isn't gonna have to give half just like she did to Nick Lachey.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

1477.569

You still have to pay like child support and alimony, but you don't just like automatically get half.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

1506.175

Pain where? Where is the pain? Who caused the pain? Was it an accidental pain or was it an affair? On this pain chart, show me how bad it is. One to five. On this pain chart. I'm sorry, that's just like a crazy vague term, but also pretty specific considering they could have not included that and just been like marriage is running its course.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

1524.636

Unless they're saying it's painful because the marriage is ending.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

1532.508

Eric and I have been living separately, navigating a painful situation in our marriage. So there was a situation that led to the end of the marriage. That wording is intentional. Something happened.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

1588.596

Yes. But Jessica Simpson like is a lover and she actually probably will have a a new relationship, because she's a relationship girl. There are so many people in her book who she had like real relationships with, not just like, and I don't think she's like a fling person, but I think she likes being in a relationship.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

1606.307

So when the dust settles from this, I think she will want that again, because I think she likes that partnership.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

1625.438

I guess like if Kim could set someone, if she had all these bachelors, like one for Kimself, two for Khloe, like let's get it popping.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

1639.827

Can't fight fate, right? So true. If the right man walked up to her.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

1652.27

Yeah, Jessica is totally different. And she's kind of this, like, free spirit. Even though she likes athletes, too.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

167.586

I didn't know they were coming for you. That's really crazy.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

1739.575

It's like the minute they decide, they can find someone.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

1746.618

Speaking of John Mayer, Sabrina Carpenter. Did you see Harry Jowsey was on Kristin Cavallari's podcast and he said that he DM Sabrina and wants to go out with her and Claudia, the way I ship and I think it's, first of all, I think compatibility wise, they would really, like they're both really funny. Looks wise, they're a total match. They're a total match. I think that they would really work out.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

1769.893

And then also celebrity wise, I think that would be a really good match for her. Like someone in the spotlight, but not totally what she does and would totally look up to her and treat her like the queen that she is like, I need this to happen.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

1816.785

They have the same aura. And I just, I really wholeheartedly endorse that.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

182.038

So. I guess I also like can't really speak to it because I was on bed rest.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

1839.74

Yeah, something new. Something new. It could be the start of something new. Feels so right to be here with Harry Jowsey. Oh. I like Harry Jowsey. Those clips were cracking me up.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

1862.543

Yeah, so as like Sabrina's number one fan, the Carpenters indoors. Carpentators, yeah. Our next story, another celebrity is postponing a big announcement. Beyonce has pumped the brakes on her big reveal as LA is on fire. So Beyonce was set to announce something huge.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

1880.296

today and she's put it on ice as the wildfires continue to cut a destructive path across los angeles she issued a statement on monday night saying the january 14th announcement will be postponed to a later date due to the devastation caused by the ongoing wildfires around areas of los angeles yeah so um like it's weird to postpone to announce to announce a postponement of an announcement

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

1904.113

To announce an announcement and then announce the postponement of the announcement.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

1932.318

I don't think it's tasteless or tacky for people to announce things right now. However, I think it's not the best business because you're not going to be able to promote it as much as you want. And it's going to get lost in the news cycle. And so it's better to, to just postpone it so you can have the moment that you want.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

1949.703

But it does beg the question, what's the announcement that she's announcing? It's postponed. I know, because I don't think it's an album.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

1962.815

Yeah, probably. And maybe she was wanting that momentum from the halftime show. Yeah. But now she's postponing the announcement. Yeah.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

1986.595

Oh, well then maybe not. But what else could it be? I don't think it's an album. No, yeah. She has her hair care line. Like I don't think it's a line of goods.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

1999.122

No, I don't think so. I don't think you have to set a date to announce that.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

2008.804

So when did she postpone it till? I'm not sure.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

2020.427

Yeah, yeah. Things to circle back on. I'm loving having a pen and paper, let me tell you. And I also, of course, need to circle back with Keeping Up With Sports.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

2034.409

They should announce the premiere of their podcast on our Keeping Up With Sports. So this is just my follow-up list. Yeah, whatever happened to blank? Yeah. I like that. Whatever happened to Megan's podcast with Lemonada? Add it to the list. Lemonada podcast, Lemonada X Megan.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

2116.84

Very exciting and very vague. You're probably right about a tour. I think that makes sense. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. A little music news as Carrie Underwood will perform at Donald Trump's inauguration. So the inauguration committee has announced. Inauguration?

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

212.59

Yeah, that's something. But then you always do have to carry them. But then at a certain point I couldn't carry him.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

2137.31

inauguration committee has announced some performers speakers etc and I the most recognizable name is Carrie Underwood will be singing America the Beautiful.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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She said I love our country and I'm honored to have been asked to sing at the inauguration and to be a small part of this historic event I'm humbled to answer the call at a time when we must all come together in the spirit of unity and looking to the future.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

2242.603

That is so crazy. I did not know that. But yeah, usually like the last inauguration, JLo performed Gaga. Beyonce famously. Beyonce famously.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

225.31

Oh yeah, countdown to TikTok. Do you hear the rumors that Elon might buy TikTok? But then I also read this morning. No, I didn't even hear that anywhere. Oh, I heard light whispers that like Elon's gonna buy TikTok or thinking about it. And then I also saw that that is not true. So I don't know.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

2292.324

Yeah, and I think for some artists, I think some artists are very political and would never cross a line or perform for someone. But I think for other people, it's really an honor. It is a huge honor to perform at an inauguration for the entire country. And to see it as a unifying experience, I think that is a nice thing. And also for the people watching...

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

2313.855

I want a good, I want some good performers. I want some beautiful renditions of our beautiful countries, beautiful songs.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

2363.306

Yeah. Like they would only do one side.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

2377.511

Yeah. So I look forward to seeing what she does with it. I just watched her perform on New Year's Rockin' Eve because now she's like really back out there. She's American Idol judge. So she did ABC's New Year's and she's giving it her all.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

2410.709

Yeah, but she seems well. She does seem well. And she was good on Rockin' Eve. Yeah, not my favorite song choices though would be my criticism as a big Carrie fan. I saw her perform somewhere.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

2440.649

Her concert DVD is coming out on Hulu soon, remember? That was a story. She's like very much in the news right now. She's doing a lot.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

2452.795

Yeah, no, she wants to promote her concert DVD. So this is a really good platform.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

2463.201

No, but Claudia, like it's a concert DVD.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

2485.978

Right, right. Oh my God, do not. I won't get started on my diatribe. No, no, no, sorry. That's not what I was saying. Do not make it a documentary as well. Oh, no. If I'm turning on your concert DVD, it's because I want the bangers.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

2654.155

Smart and funny. That's funny. Stassi was trying to get me on TikTok by like teasing these like good historical accounts. She was like, there's stuff for you. There is stuff for you. Let me tell you what the account is called. She's given up. Maybe they're on reels. It's called history mail. History mail. That is a history mail. Okay. The Greeks have gifted the Trojans a wooded horse.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

2678.955

Pieces close. Inside reports state. It's such a funny concept. Scientists invent what they call a wheel, which is said to change the world. Experts say it's too complicated for widespread use. That is so funny. Small city filled with mainly criminals named Rome is trying to expand its territory. Experts say it won't get far. That is funny. I shall follow. Oh, are they on reels? They are on reels.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

2705.577

I'm so happy for you. And hopefully, you know, it's history mail. Who do they? Okay. Well, thanks for that detour. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. Our next story is some bebe news because Brittany and Patrick Mahomes have welcomed baby number three, a girl. So Brittany and Patrick Mahomes shared that their daughter was born. Her name is Golden Rae Mahomes.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

2760.18

And then the son is, his first name is Patrick, but they call him Bronze. Okay, well, he has a real name, so that's why. Oh, I'm sorry, because he's Patrick Mahomes III. Bronze. Oh, that's cute. Love. Like that.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

2792.794

No. It's not. That's very nice. I'm happy for Brittany. Me too.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

281.914

Interesting. So complicated. So glad it's not my job to deal with this. Such a global issue. Yeah. I don't have answers for you. I mean, I do like get off TikTok, but I know that's not, that's not going to work for everyone. But yeah. Glad that I don't have to sort out this mess. Yeah.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

2813.882

Like, I would actually think this is the worst timing to have a baby, like, during the playoffs. Because, like, this is when you're truly out of commish.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

2820.687

She'll be there. Brittany Mahomes, she doesn't miss a game.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

2831.871

And I love that for her. She could get a bed in the suite and she could be sat in bed watching the game.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

2858.54

Yeah. And she's already like a go-go girl. 100%. Well, happy for them. Me too.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

3013.985

Thank you. Our fifth and final story is a little memoir news.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

302.649

What's with you? Not too much. Busy morning so far this morning. We are out and about early. So I'm just sort of, Sat now with my girl. Nothing better. Ready for some adult convo. Oh, are we going to be talking about pornography? No, but actually I went to an event last night.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

3020.447

Memoirs of a Brookie. Brooke Shields' memoirs have come out. She's been in the news a lot of headlines about excerpts from her book. Her book is called, are you ready for it?

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

3035.546

No, it's literally so bad. It's so long. Brooke Shields is not allowed to get old. Thoughts on aging as a woman. What? That's the name of the book. That's the name of a... TED Talk. It's not even, it's like, it's a sentence. No, it's the name of a college paper. Oh my...

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

3065.397

Can you tell him to get ready when the luck hits?

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

3072.853

Well, here's what Brooke Shields is sharing. She's actually a lot of like headlines have come out about stuff that she's sharing on her press store and things from her book. But she said that Tom Cruise actually privately expressed remorse over his ridiculous rant about her use of antidepressants. She revealed in her memoir. Oh, wow. Published today.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

3088.487

And she said that the actor eventually said sorry to her. She said it wasn't the world's best apology, but it's what he was capable of, and I accepted it.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

3127.11

I don't know. Maybe it seems to be also a focus on aging as a woman. So like with not so much like a life story as, as it is like, a woman's story.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

3140.814

Yeah. Who was like, you know, so I think this is more about her and where she's at in her life. And so she talks about the, um, beef with Tom Cruise from back in the day and how he eventually apologized in his way.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

3189.028

Yeah, we're back there. All of the Olympics closing ceremony.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

3207.864

Yeah. Well, I actually, I think that this book is a good book. Like I would trust her to write a memoir. I feel like every time she's like speaking or giving an interview, she just has a lot of say, a lot to say. She has a lot of wisdom and she's been in the industry for so long. So even though the title is like not my favorite title, I think this will be a good book.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

3267.001

Oh, Josh Gad memoir is called In God We Trust. Funny, funny. Love. So. But he's a funny man. Like not everyone wants to be funny. People wanna be serious. They don't have to be funny. Barefoot Confessions is not funny. So the way that they did her title on the cover is better than in spoken word. Cause it says Brooke Shields at the top as if she's the author and then is not allowed to get old.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

327.158

PTA meeting? No, I was at an event. It was really like a women's event. Oh, women in tech? And the theme was, the theme, and maybe I could bring some of my learnings to the toast today, because it was all about manifesting. in earnest, in like a very spiritual way about like manifesting the things that you want in your life. And I'm not a big manifestor.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

3289.793

Okay, it's really long. Thoughts on aging as a woman.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

3343.632

Oh my gosh. I feel like you have to let it go. Like you don't address it. You just need to be something like you yourself and you know, like you never saw it or heard it. I like really hope that he wins one day, but I just, I don't think there's anything to say unless he brings it up because it's affecting him so much, but maybe you just need to let it out. and today's a new day.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

3409.73

Maybe it's a pretty big pot and he needed the money.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

3428.639

Or maybe like he... he's not in debt, but he was looking forward to getting that money and like doing something really exciting for himself or maybe like taking you on a trip. And he's crying thinking about like you guys on the beach.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

3456.353

I just feel like if you want, since you can't speak to him about it, if you want to like, Make yourself feel better. Just think about the fact that he was going to buy you a Birkin and he's crying because he can't.

The Toast

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Just make sure that we're in the green. Yeah.

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I think anyone who listens to the show would know that about me. I'm kind of like the opposite. So I was really trying to be open-minded and understand what manifesting, not online, but in its origins actually means.

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I think he had big plans and big dreams. For a big trip. for a big trip and he was gonna renew your vows yeah and that's why he's crying

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What I was going to say is like, even if it feels weird when you hear it and you don't like it, like this is not a deal breaker. And it's also not something that I think that you could say to him. Like after 29 years, you need to start calling his parents something else. So I think that it's something that you just have to like learn to ignore.

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And when you hear it, like in one ear out the other, because why ruin a good thing? This is not a deal breaker.

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And also maybe like you could like run interception. Like you make the sandwich before he could ask his mom. Like you get the salt. Like so that he does not need to address his parents at all.

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It's something that's really special to me. And my whole family does it. And it really like bonds us. And my girlfriend is making fun of me.

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Um, I guess you could call it, it wasn't a class. It was like a restaurant. No, it wasn't a Torah class, but it was, it's, um, I think the women who run are like very into Kabbalah. So it was, it was spiritual. Okay. Okay. And, and like God was in the room, you know, cause they were like the universe slash God, whatever you believe. But like, these are women of faith. Correct. Yeah. Yeah.

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Put your foot down, you have power here, and you don't have to go. And you shouldn't go, and you should boycott. And not to be like, I want her to be nicer to me. Like, no, there's actually, there were times where you would have accepted forgiveness or correction or your husband to step in and all those times have passed and you're not going anymore.

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So congratulations, you fucking played yourself. Cause if you had just said something to your mom, all of this could be avoided and now you're not going.

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Medium could have taken a large foot down. Yeah. I'm not putting myself in this environment anymore.

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So it wasn't like an agnostic event. I can't believe like you are saying these words. Like, I know, I know. But a friend of mine, you actually, whom you know, I'm not gonna start like dropping names, but a friend of mine from this summer, she was coming in for this event. So she was like, come. And then Olivia was like, oh, I'm going to that. I didn't think you would wanna go. Olivia was going?

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Yeah, and like say your husband's like, no, we're still going. Like send a text to the whole family. Say, hey everyone, we won't be attending Easter this year as Barb can't- Can't control herself. Yeah, can't control her rude comments. If you guys want, we'll have it at our house. Right, Barb, you are not invited. Just light a match.

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Yeah, and maybe that's how you get on a new page. Like if there is like hope for the future, like something really big has to happen where she could maybe understand, even if she doesn't like agree, but at least just be respectful. That's not how you talk to people. That you want to endear and that you want to come to your home and spend time with you. That's just not how you talk to them.

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I'm sorry that you're dealing with that.

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Love ya. Bye. Heart. Hit him with the heart, turdy.

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Olivia was already going. She is less universe manifest spirit than you. She kind of is though. She's kind of is. No, I could see her thinking it's like so stupid. No, no, no. She, no, she's not. And she's been to like this event before. So she was going and then my friend was going. So I was like, okay, of course I'll go. And it's all, it was all about manifesting.

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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And just like there are other like calendars and other cultures, like maybe today isn't Tuesday for everyone. Well, actually it's not. In Israel, it's Yom Shalishi.

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So I really was just trying to learn because I, I think of manifesting as like influencers, like printing out pictures on Pinterest and like putting it on their vision board and calling it a day. But the original intention for manifesting, it's, it's much more than that. And it's a lot about like positive affirmation, affirmations and like self-talk and like

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There's a lot of steps towards manifesting. All in which. Are you joining the 12 step program? It was like five or six steps. And it's like, yeah, if you could do all those steps, like you would be like a totally mentally healthy person. Yeah, but if I could do all those steps, I wouldn't be at this class. The steps are like not as easy as just steps, you know? So it was very interesting.

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And I'm thinking, I really am thinking, and also there was also like a bit of meditation because when you are manifesting and you're going into your soul, you're trying to think about like the things that you truly desire. So it's a very relaxing exercise actually. I was like, what do you truly desire? Well, I'm not gonna share that with everyone. Oh, really? It's very personal. Oh, okay.

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Yeah, they brought out like these big like poster boards. I'm like, we're not about to write down like our heart's desires, are we? Oh, I guess yeah, it is like personal. I gave mine away. I was like, I'll write in my notebook, thanks. Did you BYO? The thing is they gave notebooks to everyone. So it was so my kind of place. So it was like worth it. It was worth it for the free notebook.

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So it's nice to think about as we go into the new year, like what you want to manifest yourself in the first three months, six months, 12 months. And the 12 month goal should be something that seems so far fetched, you know? But like the three and six months are the steps to get there.

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No, I'm not saying this, like, it's nice to think differently for an evening. Sure. You know? Sure. Get in touch with your true self. Sure. You should try it, Turdy. Just once.

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Yeah, that's part of it. You know, putting out the good vibes, which is always a good lesson. Yeah.

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Well, that's what I was up to. What can I say? Except. Manifest destiny.

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Oh, right. I've seen this episode. We talked about this episode before. It's seriously peak comedy. Yeah. When it aired, we were not okay. Oh my God.

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I was cracking up. Oh my God. That's okay. Nevermind. I actually, maybe I'm having a little taste of you. That's so real. If you're ever in a situation where you have to ask like your friends for their weight, I mean, it's not like even when we're renting skis, like you need to ask everyone. They're like, oh, I'll fill it out myself. Yeah.

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Nah. Roundup. Cause like, seriously, they need enough fuel. What you want to be going down right before you hit land.

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Like, yeah, I would, if I were traveling with you, I would go over on my weight. Just like make up for your lie. Wow. Well,

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I agree. I feel like we've reported on stories where like even commercial airlines are like starting to consider accounting for people's weight when purchasing a ticket.

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Yes. It's just, you know, they're always asking like for the right reasons, but there's just never a right reason, you know? Yeah, of course.

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but I wonder maybe this is starting a new batch of three. It also feels like people just drop big news in the new year. Yeah. Or maybe people like kind of give themselves till the end of the year. And it's like, if we can't work it out, like we're going to start the new year on a new foot. Part of it is just like high time for breakups right now. I wonder like.

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Like, I didn't forget about Paige and Craig.

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Did you see that Paige was at a football game with another male? However, I didn't see, like, anything untoward.

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I don't know. I'm not jumping to conclusions, but like the odds that he's not straight or kind of slim. Cause they're at a football game. Like, Oh, you're really scraping the bottom of the barrel. Yeah. I know he's he ain't gay. Yeah. He was wearing like, he's just not gay. He's not gay. I didn't get a good look. Cause my video was far away. What did you say?

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I think they were playing the Green Bay Packers because they were both wearing green. And Harry said, are those the green Cowboys? And I was like, how is Zach going to answer this? They're both green. But then he said the Packers were wearing yellow. That's what I overheard from the kitchen.

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Yeah, but soon I'll start going through the teams. Where do you even begin? That's literally not my job. By the way, not my job. Harry's going to be on a podcast in 20 years.

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So all's to say it was, they were playing the Packers. So maybe she has like a pack, even though she was wearing the Eagles garb, maybe there was a Packer connection. Listen, I'm down to clown with you and just like. Someday we'll find it, the Packer connection.

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But still, it's good. It's fine. I'm just glad that they were able to procure courtside seats considering they are so desirable. Yes. And four, nonetheless. And I don't know when they made the decision to go. Who was the fourth? Kendall brought a friend. Oh. That maybe also impacted the seating arrangements.

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They made it really seem like they were a trio.

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It's like the trio arrived in style.

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Well, Kendall, I mean, Kylie and Timothy walked out.

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I felt invigorated. I could have kept going and going. I don't even know how long the interview was. It was, like, over an hour, and I knew I had to end it. But I wasn't done. Yeah.

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Yeah. Well, you know, that's like Kendall hates that.

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Yeah, that like Kylie doesn't hang out with her more.

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For sure. Yeah. So fun night in New York. I love when things happen in New York. Like it's so fun. And that means probably like Kylie's here still. Yeah?

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No, but I think she has a place here.

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I think she does. I think that's like we learned that a while ago.

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No, because I saw another headline of her in the ocean. She had a Mother's Day getaway. Maybe they went to Florida? I don't know where they went. Maybe like Turks and Caicos. They like love it there.

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Here, let's see what... They went on a tropical getaway. Oh, to be so... In Turks and Caicos. Good guess.

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Yeah. Well, she's doing it right.

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She literally looks sick. Why didn't these pictures get more love?

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Because then the Knicks game. I'm sure if the Knicks didn't happen, then like this would get more.

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This is like a year's worth of pent up conversations and questions. I'm glad. And I just could ask the person anything I wanted. How freeing is it? At any time. And I asked some really crazy questions.

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I agree. And she's been looking this way.

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But she's not done. Don't say that. I didn't say done.

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But she said a lot of times she wants a really big family with Timothy Chalamet. It's possible. And that she wants to have Timothy's babies.

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That's a direct quote. And I'm sure she's just, like, soaking up all this awesomeness, like, before she does fall pregnant with Timothy's baby.

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I think at the beginning it was probably harder. I think people talked more shit about her in the beginning and now like everyone's been silent. So it's probably fun today. But I think like the last year or two years were harder. People probably saying like mean stuff that I would never say or even think, but I could imagine what a mean person would say about this.

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The power of Timothy's love has silenced them.

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No, they're going to have babies.

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What, the relationship? Because they're not miserable enough. Maybe not yet. You know?

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What I also realized about the guests that I've chosen, because I'm like the interview from yesterday, I'm like so up this person's butt, like literally up there, like, hey, look at me coming out their mouth. And that's the kind of energy you can expect because I really chose to only book podcasts with people who I either I'm friends with, who I really like, or I really admire and want to meet.

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It's part of the... Oh, great, great, great. I could probably use a certain type of wipe and get it off, like a magic eraser, but... I was just looking out for your pants.

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No, no, no, this has been here for two months now, so I don't think today is the day it's going to choose to come off. Great. Our next story, Kim Kardashian testifies she thought she'd be raped during her Paris robbery and fears that her sister, Kourtney, would find her shot dead. So Kim took the stand to testify nearly nine years after she was robbed of millions of dollars of jewelry in Paris.

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We had reported that the trial was starting and now Kim testified in court on Monday that she feared she would be raped and fatally shot during the burglary. She said, he grabs my legs and pulls me. I'm naked and my everything is exposed. I was sure that I was going to be raped.

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I absolutely thought I was going to die, she said when she replied to the judge's question about whether she feared for her life.

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This is incredibly slow. But I think it took a while to, like, track everyone down. There were a lot of people involved. So she showed up at the courthouse, like, looking... Seriously insane.

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I like what I'm seeing too, but I do think like courthouse glam is a very specific lane and it, when done right, like it always looks good.

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But that's still Chris. Yep. And the glam and the sunglasses. She's great. I'm not going to say, like, the stylist, like, did well on this.

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But it was, like, an easy. Lay up. An easy ask.

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But I really do think that she looks great. I'm sure this is, like, really crazy for her. And she's putting on a very brave face, like, acting like, I don't give a fuck and here's all my diamonds again. I do feel like she's healed from it.

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No, but I think it probably manifests itself. Like we saw in the season how she's almost like numb to life. Yeah. Because of her calmness. Like it doesn't manifest herself in her crying all the time about it and like being afraid, but it does show up and it has like affected her long term.

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So it's not like I'm just up anyone's butt. Just know like these are a select few people who I really love. I wouldn't just be like that for anyone.

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Pascal. That was the bodyguard at the time.

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Yeah. Was there with her.

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Got it. She just went back.

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I don't know anything about it. Like, seriously. Seriously, I don't know. So, the trial is ongoing, and I look forward to justice being served. Speaking of some trial news, the Diddy trial is going on in New York right now.

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I'm seeing a lot of Diddy. I've seen this headline all day yesterday. So a lot of testimony came out yesterday. A lot of like gruesome details from witnesses. And one thing that has really shocked people.

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I hope you feel good knowing that, like, I have not seen anything about the Karen Reid trial. I have seen a lot of things about the Diddy trial.

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Apparently, like, his family was there, and one of his daughters had to, like, walk out at a certain point because it was, like, too graphic. Yikes. Yeah. So one allegation is that he allegedly forced an escort to perform a disgusting act on Cassie Ventura as she choked. And so that was act was peeing in her mouth. Oh, This is just one of the.

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I feel like people who have hundreds of guests, like if you're up every guest's butt, you can't be up hundreds of butts. And it gets old quickly.

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It's just really. And then I also saw that.

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Cassie is set to testify. Maybe even today.

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Yeah. So... The assistant U.S. attorney told the 12-person jury that Cassie first agreed to participate in his now infamous freak-offs to make him happy, but the romps allegedly became violent over time.

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With him beating his then-girlfriend if she left early or took too long in the bathroom during one particular incident, he told a prostitute to urinate in her mouth, which led to her feeling like she was choking, the prosecutor claimed.

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And I'm not saying that's like always like my interviewing style, but so many of the people that I've chosen to have on are just people that I'm really obsessed with and I follow them as a fan too. So you will find me up there, bud. You will.

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accused of making someone pee in someone's mouth. Like this is it.

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This is just like a crumb. It's so disgusting. It's so disgusting. The details are really, really graphic from the trial, which I think everyone expected that they would be when it. Oh, you know what?

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But his defense team is arguing that like, yes, he has a bad temper and a history of violence, but they argued that he's simply not guilty of sex trafficking, that domestic violence is not sex trafficking, because that's what he's on the stand for.

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Yeah, because then that would be like Cassie v. Diddy.

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Yeah, for sex trafficking. Yeah. So, but all of this, like, we'll get, like, I'm sure there's, we'll get to the trafficking. Right, right.

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Right. Right. If there is alleged trafficking, just to say. Yeah, if there is, which there is. Are you ready for our fourth story? The fourth story, I am. Morgan Wallen reveals the real reason behind his abrupt SNL exit, and it's not titillating whatsoever. No, not even close. Morgan Wallen has broken his silence on why he made his abrupt exit out of the SNL.

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get me to God's country when he went on Sunday conversation with host Caleb Presley and he asked him seriously SNL did they make you mad he said no no I was just ready to go home okay the show itself if you guys haven't seen it's it's formerly a Barstool show I believe that Caleb actually recently left Barstool oh no something like that um

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It's like between two ferns.

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And he said, ready to go home. He said, I'd been there all week.

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And that does to me feel... Answer the question of get me to God's country. I feel like he wasn't calling SNL cast members a bunch of godless heathens. He was just like sick of New York. Okay. Which I can understand. Like when I'm done here, get me to God's country.

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And he was flocking to God's country.

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So, I'm not convinced, honestly. I really don't think there's anything beyond like the obvious, you know. And then them sending like Keenan on Good Day New York. No, I'm telling you, there was something there. No, I think it's like, was nothing bigger than them being all different people. He probably never like felt

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in place like that that was his place right and or his people and he did his job and he left and a lot of them had clowned on him over the years and the covid and whatever so he did his job he left no blow up happened it's just like we're different i guess people really see like how detrimental it was like if morgan wallen ever performs on snl again because everybody even lauren i think everyone's maintaining like we're all good yeah

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I think that he will. And I think that he should.

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What do you think about that?

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Don't feel bad if that's not enough for you.

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No, I'm sure it's like in that area. Fole Beach. It's F-O-L-E-Y, I believe. South Carolina. When he said it in the song, South Carolina. Oh, it's called, but it's spelled F-O-L-L-Y.

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And it's like, are you rapping? Are you singing? Like, can you stop? That was the magic of Sandheim. And do you notice that a lot of country stars do that now? Not a lot.

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Last night was a Knicks game. It kind of took over the city. This was, like, the first Knicks game that I've been in the city for.

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Well, you're in your Sam Hunt era. You can try and fight it.

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I know, but the songs were killer. They were. They were.

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Would you want to go to a Sam Hunt concert? Like, say he was playing at... I would. I would want to go. Like, PlayStation Theater tonight. Not tonight. No, no, no, sorry. I'm tired. We're out of commish. We have a lunch meeting.

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It's electric and everything. I was just, like, very aware that the Knicks game is on. Like, I came home and Zach watching the Knicks game. And then I know he wanted to go over to your place because Ben was having the Brunson boys over.

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You don't want to go backstage. No, no.

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Don't worry. They're not inviting us.

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Is it the final story? More musical news. Oh, I think we'll just have to sing. Wicked live musical special starring Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo set for this fall on NBC. A live musical TV special featuring Wicked movie star Cynthia and Ari singing songs from the Universal Pictures film is set to air on NBC this fall.

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The Wicked special event will take place at the Peacock Theater in LA ahead of the November 21st release of the sequel film Wicked for Good, The musical special will be broadcast live on NBC and streamed the next day on Peacock.

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I think we need nothing for a whole year. They can't keep at this pace for the rest of the year. Like we definitely take off summer ramp back up in the fall. It's okay. We haven't forgotten about you. I know it's coming. And wicked mania was so big and so fantastic that we'll be back.

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Like if it's Cindy and Ari.

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Right. Party deliciousness.

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Yeah, it'll be like that for an hour. Right, for an hour. That's fun. Yeah, I think that's a really good idea. Me too. From all teams, NBC loves a live musical special, so I know they're creaming their pants. And it's been a while since Annie Live. That was the last one. Was it the last? I don't think it was.

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My husband went. I don't know if you know.

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Yeah, it has been. I'm trying to see, like, maybe that whole, like, team at NBC, like, got laid off, and now they're not doing those anymore. It's impossible to search, like, what were the lives, because everything is live on NBC.

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No. But they did something. They threw Josh Groban up there.

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We watched it at Olivia's house.

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It was like an anniversary special something.

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Yeah. I just feel like nobody wants to do live these days. Like nobody wants to work that hard. No, it's a thankless job because of course there's going to be errors and you're like, I'm watching this on TV. Why are there errors? But you just don't respect the magic of live. No. And like, yes, we could do it not live and it would be better.

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I mean, that's called the movie. It's way less exciting. It's so low stakes. I agree.

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Yeah. I think it's really good for humanity.

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yeah i'm gonna i could see like jacob trembley being simba oh crush it even though he's like literally 20 now you know he doesn't sing i feel like every kid who like acts or they also sing well i feel like when you're a kid if you sing like you sound fine because you sound like a kid there are no kids with bad voices right they just sound like kids yeah but when they're no longer kids they're not singing they're syncing it up it's like disney classic disney channel

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But they're not exclusive. I didn't ask him how the dynamics were, like if he felt as the only one who wasn't a Brunson. Because I asked him, I was like, by the way, who's going to Ben's? And he was like, the Brunson Boys.

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That is so icky. And I have to say something so crazy. Like I wish he never told you.

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Yeah, so maybe he was an honorary Brunson boy for the evening. Yeah, yeah. But he's also a Mavericks fan, so of course he can't be a Brunson boy. But last night he was a Knicks fan.

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Yeah, and I'm sure he's been tested since, and, like, all of those issues, like, should not be an issue 10 years later. Like, I'm sure that part is fine. It's just, like, weird to think about. But it's, like, if he's so past that chapter in his life, and it's, like, a... He's open.

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...incredible thing he did when he was younger, and it has no...

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Me neither, but like that would also give me the ick. It would, but I don't think of Calvin Harris as having been with a prostitute.

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Right. That's a different like, okay, we'll deal with the happy endings, but paying for sex. Right, right.

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But I feel like sometimes if people travel and they, you know, when in Rome, they want to experience local experiences. Try the cuisine.

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Try the prostitutes. The pussy, yeah. But you could do that at a bar, so it's not the same. Right. Right. Um, this would be difficult to reconcile with.

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But like if you're in a PJ relationship with someone who's treating and like something they did 10 years ago, it's going to change your current reality. Now, let me ask you a question because like. I just wish we never knew. Yeah, it wouldn't make a difference. Yeah, but we do know. So what do we do?

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But I'm just saying, like, not only did he do this 10 years ago, which was wrong to do, he told you about it, which was also wrong to do.

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I don't want I'm not like a bury my head in the sand sort of person. But this information does not serve you at all. And it only.

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Yeah, if he's... The boyfriend you say he is. The man of your dreams.

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It sounded like more than one.

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That's really crazy. Maybe he was just, like, ugly and shy, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Maybe in order to move past this, we need more information. Right, right.

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This might make you feel better. I feel like if you really got down to brass tacks, like how many American men that have traveled abroad and visited, how many of them paid for sex? Most. I think it's a lot. And so just know you're not alone. You're just a statistic.

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No, I was going to say, like, first of all, you can't request a different ultrasound. No, you can request gender. I feel like when you're a woman, you can request a woman. The thing is, it's like...

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She only testicles she grabs all day. She literally don't care. No, she's checking out his testicles in a medical capacity. I'm sure he's feeling weird. Yeah. It's not sexy. Like a little embarrassed. Not that there's anything embarrassing, but he's not like, hey.

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And I'm all about surveillance.

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He can be in the presence of a beautiful professional. Right. And...

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No. I was having this conversation a while ago on the redheads about like women doctors. And I was like. I know they should be paid less than men. I'm kidding. If it's a comfort thing, like for sure. Yeah. The best doctor for the job. Correct.

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No. And I don't think anyone invited us to their suite, but we also didn't check. Yeah.

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That's funny. Yeah. It is funny. But I was actually thinking that I was like describing something to him. Like, cause I want to be like, it's like when you have your period, but like you didn't know that either.

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She's so beautiful. What? He's going to have a boner. Like that's, she would freak out. Like that isn't, That's actually best case because then... No, I'm sure people get boners all the time and it's like so not a big deal. Yeah. We can relinquish.

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We'll never tell you. Boundaries do need to be set on content sharing. Right, and that is... irrespective of whatever you're watching. Like, if you guys were watching a show together, you pause and you wait. That's actually really crazy. Um, and you can play this for him and let him know we love you. We love that you will love it. The enthusiasm is so appreciated. But wait for your girl.

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And you know who else we should have reached out to? Like Game Time. Game Time. You know? Game time up. We've got sponsors.

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You know, she's been through a lot, I would say.

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I think I'll go to Boston. Okay, vibrato. I think I'll start a new life. Get out of California where nobody knows my name.

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I think I'll go to Boston.

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Do you think Kylie and Timothy will go to Boston? No. Do you think Margo Washay will go to Boston? Because she loves an impromptu trip to Boston.

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Hello, Turteloo. You have no choice. No choice. Thanks for acting like you do. I do. I do. You have no choice but to spend the day with me.

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I'm sure they didn't want to leave. I'm sure they had a great time at Cogers.

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Yeah. No, Zach, like at home, that's Zach's responsibility.

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And whatever it falls to me, like it's not my favorite one. No, I think I'll be the type of parent.

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Because it's our big week.

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with their children is that gross like no but like eventually they do get too big and they're so dirty like but when they're baby yeah in the baby stage like that's so nice yeah but eventually like it's just not once in a while actually it's a nice treat but for every day it's not the vibe you need a better system I think it's a lot of times the husband's job because it's very physical it's back breaking and that works for us like when I was so sad to see them go obviously like when Zach left I was devastated

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It's so crazy. Everything. They have so much energy. Yeah, it's kind of exhausting. I know, but you work your way up to it. Yeah, right, right. Like my tolerance is high now because it's like every day was a little bit more, a little bit more for the last few years. But you can't just like wake up one day and have like two toddlers running around. A thousand percent.

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Okay. Well, let's get into it. Shall we? Yeah. So now without further ado-dat-do-dat-do, it is time for the Fast Five Stories that you-dat-do need to know.

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It's like a whole world and it keeps you updated even when the show isn't on. And then when it comes back for season two, you're just so excited like we are and maybe we should watch in my theater.

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Yesterday, I was so busy. I was podcasting into the wee hours. I actually recorded a really fun interview yesterday. that will probably go up next month. And I'm really excited for you guys to hear.

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I was like, because I recorded it so late, whatever I do before bed is like what I think about, like as I toss and turn, I was just like thinking about the interview, like so many funny things that were said. It was honestly hysterical. And not to tease something that's not available yet, but just wait.

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It's really true. And then no one can say, oh, I didn't see that on the calendar. And the calendar couldn't be bigger.

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Color-coded per child. Our first story, that was going to be our second story, but it's our first story because I know we really want to talk about it, which is the Knicks game last night. Kylie, Jenner, and Timothy cozy up at the Knicks game after their first red carpet debut. So we know Timothy is a big Knicks fan. They played at MSG last night. So his lady love Kylie supported him courtside.

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Because if you've been paying attention, then none of this was surprising to you when you saw the video.

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Except he's not on the court. It's giving girl gang. Except not to nitpick. Don't nitpick. Why was Timothy sitting in between Kylie and Kendall?

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Well, yeah, when you're that insanely gorgeous, like I really don't think you have to like fear a side. No, Jackie, everyone has their things. But even on the red carpet, she was on the other side of him. And she did want to be looking to her left. Right. Then she could have sat in the middle. Timothy here, Kylie, Kendall there. Yeah. I just think that's like a little random.

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Yeah, and it's like Jax is talking more than ever.

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Like if I went to the game with you and Ben, I want to sit next to my sister. Yeah. Yeah.

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You really hate to see it. Watch this space, my friends.

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Yeah, I guess. I don't know. It's just really inconvenient.

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Well, I don't want to spoil it. We talked about it in the vlog.

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So those were my, I had three things written down. Andrew Schultz.

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You would confuse those two things. And you should. It's really hard though.

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It's like a mini tortilla that you fry.

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Yeah, and then you just fry it and that becomes like your cracker.

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Yeah, I'm sure they sell like pre-made tostadas. I'm pretty sure, yeah. But here's the thing. Are you going to put cheese in it?

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Okay, so I didn't put cheese in it, which makes it really hard because cheese is like the glue that keeps the whole thing together. And I don't like cheese. So Ben like has the hardest time assembling mine. But yours should be good. Follow Ben's recipe. He has a reel on his story.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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Wow, I wasn't expecting to take a stray bullet today. I opened up my iPad. You know, they give you like a photo of the day.

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When I said a stray bullet, I meant it.

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Like something that you used for the toast.

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Ready? Yeah. Ready? Similarly, I have the Applewhite family from Desperate Housewives.

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Oh, Theo getting a bath. This is like such random photos. Me and Ben dressed as Donna Kelsey. And then there's a shit ton of pictures of your kids, which I obviously won't show, but will enjoy myself.

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That's like one of the girls who gets engaged at your wedding. They hand the bouquet over to you.

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Oh, my God. How cute am I? Coaches, you are beautiful. You are beautiful. Yeah. Coaches, you are beautiful. Yeah, that's right. My nephew said I was beautiful.

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I say we dive in. We also have Dear Toasters today at the end of the show, which is our weekly advice segment that everybody looks forward to. So I'm ready if you are. You just tell me when.

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I actually think this might be crazier.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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And I know at, like, actually a bunch of, like, really, like, Orthodox religious weddings, they do actually change because they, like, a part of, like, an Orthodox Jewish wedding is doing, like, little skits for the bride and groom. Like, sometimes that requires a costume change. But other than that, like, no, no, no.

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I don't like that one. Makes me feel like big, like a linebacker, a turd backer, you know?

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You can cut that one from your vocab.

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Having a second party dress, like, a shorter version of your regular dress, that's really crazy.

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Also, football is kind of the best sport to be in a relationship with because it's the shortest season. So he only needs to physically be in Houston for a certain amount of time. But I think people also really underestimate how busy Alex Earl is. Like she makes it look fun and she's like, you know, a swirly. But she's like an extremely successful, booked and busy business person.

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I don't think she can be going to Houston, you know, every week if she doesn't live there. And I don't think she's going to live there. But I do think this actually will be really challenging for them.

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Me neither. But it is because his time at, like, the last season of his in Miami, he was out due to an injury. And it was, like, a really serious injury. It could have been, like, a career-ending one. So I think he rehabilitated himself really well. So the fact that he got a contract after such a big injury is, like, very promising.

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No, I agree that it doesn't like bode super well for his career, but he's also that type of player. Like some players, you know, your job is to be a professional football player and you go to different teams all the time. Sometimes like up until recently for Kyle Juszczyk, like you're sort of a franchise, the quarter sort of a franchise. He's like a team captain.

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So I tried on dresses yesterday and like I live to tell the tale. It can happen.

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He's kind of like a leader within his community. Sometimes you get that and that's so great for you and your family because you don't have to move. But most football players like are more like Braxton. They get a year here. They're lucky if they get to their wife and kids just like move with them. So Braxton,

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It's not uncommon, but the big ones were like, yeah, well, Tom Brady was there for 50 years. Well, he's Tom Brady.

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Yeah, but let's talk about Kyle Juszczyk because that kind of directly affects us more.

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Well, he wasn't traded. He was released.

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Yeah, so I had, like, done some research, and I remember hearing about this last year. Kyle Juszczyk took a pay cut last year. Like, they had met with him to, like, restructure. He took a pay cut. I think he makes a lot of money, and I was also, like, being such a, like, curious kitten last night, looking at all of his different contracts, he makes a lot of money, he can take a pay cut.

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So he took a pay cut, I think he loves his team, yada yada.

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And then this year, six days ago, had a restructuring meeting with him again. I think they were wanting him to take another pay cut and they had said if they can't reach an agreement that he's going to be released. So I guess he wasn't willing to take another cut or whatever they were asking him to concede. And so he is gone.

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Oh, that's an interesting boundary you've put up. Why is that?

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And that's kind of a big deal for us because obviously he's a close personal friend and just like a trusted resource here at the Toast. Two, it's why we're 49ers fans. Like I guess we're not anymore.

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I have love for the Niners, but Kyle Juszczyk not being there, wherever he goes, just know, and this definitely ups his value, my fandom goes with him.

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Do you think that Christian Juszczyk's brand, because when she launched her brand, they only launched with like four or five teams. And it was like the big teams. And the Niners were obviously one of them because they're a big team, but also because that's obviously her husband's team. Do you think that they're going to drop the Niners from like their offerings? They only have like five teams.

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I also think, I mean, he's 34, which isn't old, but it's not young. And I think that a lot of people were like saying if he was going to retire. I don't think that he will because if he was... When they released him, I'm sure they could have come to an agreement where he, like, was just allowed to retire. Yeah. Yeah, and instead of being released. So I think he will play.

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He has plenty of years to play. He's super young.

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Yeah, he's also been plagued by injury. Like, that counts, too.

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So Ben was explaining to me, Kyle's position is a fullback, and he's been on the Niners since 2017, which is, like, such an honor to be able to be on the same team for, like, eight years. And he's, like, the captain. Everybody loves him. Like, it's, like, a real family over there. But they are – I don't know if they're, like, in a rebuild year, but Debo Samuel is gone.

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I think there's talk about Brock. I was reading, like, some Adam Scheffler things yesterday. Like, I think – they got to a place like two years ago where it was as good as it was going to get. And if they didn't win that Super Bowl two years ago with like Brock and everyone, like everyone's getting older now, like injuries, like it wasn't going to happen.

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So now it's time to like rejigger a little bit. And I think that's what this is. But Kyle's in a unique position because he's a fullback. And Ben was explaining that like that particular position, football is like sort of trending in a different direction now. I didn't really understand exactly what he was saying, but like fullbacks, like not every team even has a fullback now.

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He does. He was actually like a backup quarterback for the... He also went to Harvard and graduated with a 4.2 GPA. I did a lot of research on him last night. I was curious just honestly how much money he made because I'm so obnoxious.

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Well, that's interesting because they have a very good tight end, George Kittle. Does that mean he's also on the chopping block?

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Yeah, of course. But Christian's kind of been a blessing and a curse because he's so amazing. But he was injured this last season and the 49ers went nowhere. He's like too good compared to the other players. Yeah, but that happens with any team.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. So where do you think Kyle's going to go? I would love for him to come to New York. He's from New York.

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Well, I know you were putting in the TV recap work because I woke up with a text message from Jackie about Running Point. So that means you started it.

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And Lord knows the Jets could use like something.

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I think he should go to the Chiefs. And that way Taylor and Kristen could just be friends. Yeah.

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Oh, they're like an acquisitional year.

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Yeah. This is so rising point. What's it called? Running point.

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I do really wonder where he's going to go. I don't know anything about like the landscape of teams. So I don't know who needs a fallback, but. Sound off in the comments.

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You're going to listen to Colin Cowherd?

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I will never understand how there's like a successful sports show called Pardon the Interruption and then also Pardon My Take.

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And then there's Big Cat. I know Big Cat.

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Oh, you're so Tony? I don't even know who, like I literally don't even know what these people look like.

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Oh, you're Tony. Tony's like the agoraphobic host.

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And the other ones are kind of like the correspondent liaison. Yeah.

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Got it. Well, they better watch their backs because Jackson Clotter definitely like emerging as leading voices in the sports world.

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No, I don't think yesterday was like a trade day, but you're right. We're definitely like in the season.

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I heard they had quite a lot of chemistry.

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Cool. Look out. That's the thing about sports. I don't know how people have shows that are completely dedicated to sports, because it does get boring. The fun part's over. Kyle was traded. Literally, what else is there to say? How do people do an hour-long show?

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And I guess they cover multiple leagues.

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I did. I wanted to make sure you didn't miss it because I have a special place in my heart for Neo. If you've ever seen him sing the national anthem, you know that nobody else should ever sing it again. Like people are always like Whitney Houston's, Whitney Houston's is the best. And it is, but Ne-Yo's is a very, very close second. And he doesn't make news a lot.

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And when he does, you better sit down and listen.

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Being a really supportive boyfriend, if that's the right word. I don't know. Let me tell you, I didn't expect this from Neo.

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No, no. Okay. Does it change just like how I think of him in general? Yes.

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A little. Honestly, like this is really crazy. And it sounds like he was going to be exposed because he was like, since everybody wants to be knowing, like here it is. Like he releases information begrudgingly, like with a gun to his head.

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He was getting a reputation as like a philanderer. Meanwhile, he said, joke's on you. Yeah. Now, I don't know anyone polyamorous. I've never met anyone polyamorous. So I don't know how it works. But I've obviously come across.

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I wouldn't say I love Sister Eyes, but yes, I know the Sister Eyes, and I did watch. And honestly, I think that they are a testament – to why polygamy should never be a thing. They were the most toxic group of people. I believe half the marriages are now over. Once that Robin entered, oh, it was over. Robin was the beginning of the end.

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I don't know who the Robin is of this particular group, I'm sure. Maybe we'll get a reality show. We need TLC to pick up cameras.

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Well, I think we could say unkind things.

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Oh, you're saying because Neo told us.

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Start rolling. Yeah. It would be a great show. I don't know how this works. Now, I'm obviously thinking about it like if I had four husbands.

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It sounds like a lot of cleaning and a lot of just chores.

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Oh, that's nice to kind of enter a polyamorous relationship where everybody serves a purpose. Like one is the maid, one is the chef, one is the butler. Oh, you know what? I mean, I guess it's just a staff.

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but that's the Robin effect. Like that's really, and that's when it becomes so toxic. And then when you start having children with multiple partners, it really gets complicated. So polyamory is all fun and games until we're reproducing. Honestly, I don't judge, but like I do a little, you know, and yeah, I don't envy, but you don't hear about sister husbands. Like you only hear about sister wives.

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Okay, I like where your head is at. I just don't know. I don't know if I can see these two, like, truly being compatible. Especially when you think about, like, his sordid relationship history. He seems like a really toxic boyfriend.

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And I need to start seeing more women in male dominated fields like polyamory and polygamy.

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Yeah, but you're saying like a throuple, but it's always multiple women. Yeah. Because I'm thinking about like I sometimes end up on like strange TikToks of like my husband's girlfriend. And it's always my husband's girlfriend. Like there's no my husband. It's not my wife's boyfriend.

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So I mean it's not for me. Different strokes for different folks. I... I've never been with multiple partners in my life. This is really crazy. But I did like how he really got up on his platform and supported all of his women tagging their Instagrams and like where to follow them.

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It's it's they could start like a little bit of like a kind of a business empire.

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Or lurd and traversing. I think they're all bad. Yeah, me too. I think we should get to the story.

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Yeah, I don't know where. I think we all just sort of assumed they were on vacation. I don't know where I thought they were, but it wasn't Utah. Although it does make sense, because when you think about this time of year.

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Oh, well, when you think about this time of year, like, where do cool people go? Like, they go to, like, Aspen. But it's so sceny and it's so small. Like, they wouldn't be able to really hide away there. And Utah is kind of famous for its, like, you can really go and hide there. Like, it's so big. It's so vast. It's not really sceny. But it's the same party vibes like Aspen, cold, cocoa. Yeah.

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Do you think they ski? I don't think that they do. Like, Taylor, first of all, is, like, her body's insured for, like, $11 million. You know, it's not. Yeah.

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It's not a smart business move. And Travis cannot be getting injured in the off season. That's like the dumbest thing you could do as an athlete.

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A tennis player could ski. Like that agility, hand-eye coordination. But big, tall.

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No, I know. But we're talking about basketball players, football players, hockey. They definitely do not ski.

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No, it's not really girly. You need to be really coordinated. And actually, when you're that big, you're not really capable of extreme coordination.

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Yeah, no. So I don't know what the hell they do in Utah. They definitely go snowmobiling. Cute. They probably just cuddle up and cook. Cozy vibes. Yeah.

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And this is like the first time, I feel like every time they leave a restaurant, no matter where they are, it's like thousands of people outside. But the video of them leaving, like it's literally the worst video ever. They're just like running into a white Range Rover. So it can be done if they want to live like a low profile kind of life.

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I don't know they have Sundance there like it's it can be fabulous.

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Yeah, because all the places that like people, like everybody goes to St. Barts this time of year.

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It's the same as Aspen. Like it's so small. It's so scenic. You would know if they were there. It's like teaming with people. Yeah, they definitely go to someone's island, like a Richard Branson type of thing.

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Welcome back to The Toast and happy Tuesday. Hope everybody's having a parjalicious day. Hope some of you have made a parji loaf thus far this morning.

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Does that mean it's number three? No, it's number four. Oh, I really thought it was. Oh, it's number four. Yeah, I'm ready.

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Got- Lorelei Gilmore. Yeah. What were you going to say?

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She is from Gilmore Girls, but to me, she's from the pacifier.

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Oh, not her thinking. She's doing them a favor.

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say it again so they're in new york for the next while and then she got this job in ireland so she's in ireland with the baby like why is she talking about somebody else's family schedule are you crazy now this is obviously not done with bad intent you know because she loves this person but seriously may whitman is definitely so mad the

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For some people, I guess if you're following Parenthood or if you have followed Mae Whitman, which I haven't, but people do. They really like her. This is kind of like a Mindy Kaling. Who's the baby? And I guess, I don't know if we were meant to never know or just not know for a little while. But this is really bad. How do you apologize to somebody for this?

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Actually, in this situation, I know she's the villain, but I actually feel worse for her.

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So random. And It's like she's an older woman. So like older people just like slip things out, you know?

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Somebody who watched like two seasons of Gilmore Girls and my biggest takeaway was that Lorelai was the fucking worst. This is such Lorelai behavior. Like, oh, sorry, like what? Like, I don't know. Like, I'm a single mom. Like, I don't know. Like, she's just like so like rattled and like just always like fucking shit up.

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I know, I know. But it's not our responsibility now.

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And Carlos Valdez could actually come up and like kiss me on the street and I still wouldn't know who he is.

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Again, I know very little about Mae Whitman. I just like know her face.

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Yeah. She's like the kid from grownups. They have the same face.

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Understood. And then do you also confuse her with Molly, maybe?

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That is like the most niche reference. I literally had no idea what you were talking about up until you said that.

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Jackie, May Whitman is who we're talking about. That's who this story is about. Are you okay?

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So I was right. She is from a festive element. She plays Anne, like George Michael's little girlfriend.

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Oh, she doesn't play maybe? She doesn't play maybe. Okay, okay.

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Yes, of course. Oh, that's Mae Whitman.

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She's kind of had an illustrious career.

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Oh, my God. I knew like literally category of news that I live for losers. Do you know what the story is? No.

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Who are like, I honestly don't know a lot about them, but they're like highly controversial.

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They're like toxic man, like rape is cool. Like they're really fucking crazy. They're like Romanian.

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And let's be real, the Tate brothers, nobody knows the other brother. It's Andrew Tate and his brother.

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I don't know, but what event were they at?

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Okay. It must be like some reference from their losery ass online persona that I don't know. And he got his ass eaten to him. Like people were like, are you fucking kidding me?

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Okay. So when that was the end of it, I was like, listen, you need to do better. But like, you're seriously like James. I don't know what we're looking for when it comes to like James Kennedy. Like these aren't like the smartest people. I was like, okay, you know what? Like I could see that being the reality. Sure. Go off King.

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Okay, I just want to say, like, this is so funny. It is the definition of loser on loser crime. And if that is the case, like, I bet James Kennedy, like, never thought, like, his little internet drama was going to make it back to the Tate brothers and they would be able to, like, directly refute his, you know, sequence of events.

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I watched a lot of it last night too. And did you feel – first of all, what did you think of Chet Hanks? He's the star.

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And this is so embarrassing for everyone, but, like, really for James. Yeah.

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Right, no, I don't care. This is so low stakes. Losers gonna lose, and you just love to watch them slinging mud at one another. I bet in no universe did James Kennedy think that this Bravo corner, because it wasn't widespread backlash. Ariana Maddox unfollowed him. It was very contained within the Bravo universe. Yeah. And I bet he never thought like it would make its way.

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And the Tate brothers themselves. So loser-y. All right, let's dive into Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment, where Jax and I try to help out the swirlies in need. And they are in need. So if you're ever thinking, like, oh, I'm in a pickle. I need to get advice for my two favorite swirlies. You actually can. Every Tuesday, we take three submissions.

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And if you want to write us in, go to deartoasters at gmail.com. That is the email that you can write to. Or head over to our website, thetoastpodcast.com. There's a little submission box. They're both totally anonymous. Okay, are you ready, kids?

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He's also jacked. He's jacked. He must have gone on roids for this, because he's always been a big guy, but he's never been meathead. He's huge. I don't know how he fits through the door.

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Which one was this? Okay. Ready? Ready. Are you ready?

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Hey, Jackson Turney, my PGM husband has decided to get braces. He had the initial consultation and the orthodontist gave him two options, real braces or Invisalign. Real braces are slightly more expensive. They will get his teeth almost 100% straight and they will be on for 18 months. Invisalign are cheaper. They will get his teeth about 80% straight and they'll be on for 12 months.

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Much to my dismay, he wants to go with the more effective option and get a full metal mouth. Obviously I'm leaning towards Invisalign. His justification is that he's married, he has no one to impress, and he doesn't really care what people say or think. My justification is that he's married.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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to me he has me to impress and all i care about is what people say and think to add to all of this we are very social people his sister's getting married next year we both have jobs that require a lot of face time with clients outside the office now if i really take a step back i do admire how confident he is but like can't we show the world our secure sense of self in a different way am i being vain naggy bitch or am i totally justified in pushing him towards invisalign help p.s i'm an og listener like first ever episode with the block desks i love you guys so much

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I just want to say I'm so with this girl. I'm sorry.

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No, I'm sorry. And I thought that people did the metal braces because they were cheaper.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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Yes, of course. It'll be six hard months. Yeah. Yeah. I thought that's whatever I saw, like an adult with photo metal braces. I thought it was like the more economical and the more effective option.

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Yes, for sure. And I posted this on my Instagram and I got a lot of feedback, people agreeing with me. Because when I first saw the show, I don't know what about it. Maybe it was like looks because it's not so much personality, but maybe the way they talk. He reminds me like a little bit like his character might have been loosely based off Travis Kelsey.

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Before I push you towards Invisalign, even though you're already there, I also need you to know Invisalign is not a perfect experience. Watching your partner slip them out of their mouth between meals is one of the most disgusting things on the planet.

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Having seen a grown-ass adult take out their Invisalign, it's actually one of the most traumatizing things on the planet, so just be ready for that. It's obviously not nearly as bad as metal mouth, full brace face, but just know it's not perfect either.

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Maybe he needs to see a therapist, not a dentist. Yeah. Okay, this one's actually serious, so we need to change our vibes.

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Hello, ladies. This is a long one, so buckle up. Ten years ago, I had a sibling go to prison for sleeping with someone underage. He was a teacher. I was still in high school at the time. For about two years after that, I still supported him, and I attempted to maintain a relationship. Well, some more family drama went down about eight years ago, and I officially cut ties with him.

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Since then, I've graduated college. I've gotten engaged and married. My parents, who have been divorced for 20 years, keep pushing me to forgive him and try to have a relationship again with him. Okay. Okay.

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And he went to jail for it. Yeah. But did she say jail? Yeah, prison. Yeah. So even two years after that, like, she maintained a relationship with him. She was, like, a young girl in high school.

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Well, you know what? I know what I recommend. Mm-hmm. Kathy Griffin went on the skinny confidential podcast a million years ago. And I saw a clip from it. She was talking about, she had a brother who was a pedophile and like how hard that was for her. Like he was like a full blown pedophile. It was like a big family secret. Um,

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And you know her parents like were very like not forgiving but like open and wanting to help. And she was like very against it. And then he ended up taking his own life. It's a really crazy story. And I think there's probably a lesson there like how she dealt with it. Because she's coming from like a moral standpoint too.

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She's like yeah well he's my brother but I don't care like you're a pedophile.

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And he was like married at the time. I would listen to that podcast episode. That's my piece of advice.

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No, of course not. But like, if you have someone in your family who is a criminal, right? And there are different crimes. Like if I had someone in my family who was like a financial criminal, I wouldn't be upset. I would say, help me. Yeah. But like there are different crimes, right? Want to do my taxes? Please, sir.

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So I think that you're not the only person who's ever had a family member who's done something bad. Sometimes you can forgive. Sometimes you can't.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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Oh, is his name Travis? I don't know anybody's name in the show. Oh, okay. That's interesting. Also, I saw an interview Chet did and he was like talking so glowingly about this project because they like totally let him be himself. They say the character is literally him.

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I just want to say, like, if you never want to talk to your brother again, like, that's fine, too. Like, it's nice that your family's, like, all, like, rehabilitating him and stuff, but, like, that's not your job, and if you don't want to talk to him ever again, like, I support you, too.

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No, she said, no. I'm going back on my morals if I form a relationship with him.

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Yes, yes. But I think what she was saying was, like, she was in high school, and so she had a brother who did something wrong, and she still, like, was his friend. And then maybe two years later, she had some sort of reckoning with this drama, and now she has, like, takes a moral stance against it.

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Family. It's, it's very complicated. I would listen to Kathy Griffin, but this girl doesn't even have an inkling. Like she's decided she doesn't want to have a relationship with him, but it's like, how does she navigate her family? She now feels like an outsider, which is wrong because the pedophiles should feel like an outsider. Yeah. Not you. That sucks. Our third and final is such a departure.

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I should have done that one last because we just need to rejigger. This one's so different, okay?

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Jackson Claude, help. I married into a family that thinks farts are funny. My mother-in-law farts around me somewhat regularly and it makes everyone in my husband's family laugh. Not me. It makes me sad and I literally can't find what they think is funny. What do I do? I don't want to seem like a giant bitch and not laugh at her farts, but I wasn't raised in a barn.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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How do you think I should handle this situation? I'm writing to you as I'm sitting next to my husband who's farting hot fire gas, cracking himself up. Please help. P.S. I just showed him this plea for help and he laughed, got up to go to bed, loudly farted, and then laughed himself back to the bedroom. Chivalry is dead.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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I'm actually very comfortable. Like Ben farts in front of me. I fart in front of Ben. Like I don't care. But like that's a marriage. That's a sacred space. So like that story you told at the end is actually quite funny. The in-laws, no.

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I mean, that's just like a really crazy thing to do.

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It's crazy joyful. Joyful, joyful, Lord, we adore you. At least they're like fun loving people.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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Yeah. I mean, of all the things like your mother-in-law could do and say in front of you, it's really not a big deal.

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I have no idea what you're talking about.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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Oh, don't send me anything. I don't have any devices today. My phone's in the other room.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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If you really care that much, then yes.

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Okay. God, this is so stupid. I've never seen this before.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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being extra and I'm like I know this person I'm like is that Maria Sofia Estrada and I literally googled it and confirmed I very very recently watched again the Maria Sofia Estrada episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm which are some of the funniest and so I I knew it's like I didn't even need to look it up like I'm like oh it's Maria Sofia oh okay I had to look it up to confirm because I was like

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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Yeah. Life isn't perfect. You're going to have to put up with random things. So if this is something you're putting up with, you're fine.

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Yeah. Yeah. Chaotic neutral. Farts go away. They don't leave like lasting damage.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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Right. But the neutrality is that the smell goes away.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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If everything else is fine, which I assume like if you didn't write in that your mother-in-law wasn't also like a huge bitch, like you're fine.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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Oh, so what are these people eating? Like, obviously, farting is super healthy and natural. But, like, you shouldn't be able to, A, do it on command, and, B, like, you can't get together for dinner without farting.

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I'm worried about their gastrointestinals.

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If I really were looking for major concerns here, my concern would be like the diets and gastrointestinal issues of your in-laws.

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Maybe it was just like God was with him in that moment, you know, or he has real issues. He might have like IBS.

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When I read this email for the first time, I was cracking up.

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Yeah, no, and, like, I'm having fun. And I'm not even a part of his family. Yeah. Thank you to everyone who wrote into Dear Toasters. As always, just, like, a fab journey to be on. A joy. Except for the brother. Oh, yeah.

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Like... I think when you're in that type of situation, like, you literally have nowhere else to turn.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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Yeah. And I did check for an update from our Swirly's. excuse me, with the husbands who were sending nude photos of them and nothing.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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So you're saying I don't have to keep bringing it up.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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I just want to let you guys know, I am checking. We know. Okay, I feel like the audience would be like, oh, Claudia's so lazy.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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I would, but I really only check on Monday nights. That's our show, you guys. I have to blow my nose, so I'm not doing this whole long rigmarole. Love ya.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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What a horrible way to start the morning. I'm so sorry that you were trying on dresses.

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No, and I love that she has been tapped for like, she was so funny in Curb. She's really a very talented actress and she's relatively unknown. So like the fact that Mindy tapped her, like Mindy saw something in Maria Sofia.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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Let me ask you a question because there was a couple of things I wanted to talk about before, but I don't want to step on the toes of any stories.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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So then I won't talk about my Kyle Juszczyk feelings because I have a lot that I want to share. But the last thing I want to share before we dive in is I watched last night Andrew Schultz's comedy special.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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And something happened to me that's never happened to me before in my life. I might even like cry talking about it now. I'm like so emotional. Jackie, I was hysterically crying.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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A comedy special? I've cried from laughing so hard. It was very emotional. So it's all about fertility. So he just had a baby, and he talks all about IUI, IVF, and fertility issues, which for him and his wife, he was the one who had some issues.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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issues and so what that was like for him and it was obviously funny you know like she isn't in a cup like but he talks about the whole journey like kind of the way we talk about it but hearing it from a man was like very funny and I like that he was really he talked about his wife I don't know anything about her but like so much respect like he literally loves his wife so much so he was like being funny like my dick my dick haha but like still with so much respect for his wife and it was just like really well done and then by the end of it

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It's their journey to getting pregnant. So they do IUI, it doesn't work, they do IVF. It takes, but they're really unsure. And then she wakes up and she's like, oh my God, I had the worst dream that I had a miscarriage. And she goes to the bathroom and there's blood everywhere.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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I also actually tried on dresses. We have a wedding coming up. My, sorry, sister-in-law, not Ben's sister, sister-in-law, she's getting married. And I have really put off getting dresses. And I got two yesterday. And they both worked. They both fit. And, like, I like them both. I don't even know which one to wear. And I want to shout out to a woman.

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So they go to the doctor, immediately rush to the hospital, and then he's like, and then my wife said that I could share this with you guys, and there's a big screen behind him, and they play this montage.

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First of all, he's filming when they do the ultrasound, and they hear the heartbeat, and they both start crying, and then it goes into this really beautiful montage of her C-section, and then the baby's first legere. Jackie, I was hysterically crying. It was so beautiful.

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he got so serious at the end. Cause he was like, I felt so bad that like my wife was going through all of this. And it was like my issue. It wasn't like her ovaries. It was like my thing. And he was like apologizing to her so profusely. And she was like, and he was like, she said something to me that I'll never forget. And it was like, it's not like your problem. It's our problem.

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And like, that's what we're going to do. And it was like, he loves his wife so much. He loves being a dad to hear that from a man who's like all like joke podcast, hot penis jizzing in a cup. The nurse was hot. Like it was so refreshing. It was so lovely. Like the whole, mantra of the special was like, he loves being a dad or he fucking loves his wife. He worships the ground she walks on.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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Like you could still be funny and do that. Like it was such a good special. I was like cracking up and then I really was hysterically crying. Obviously, I'm like a little... I'm susceptible. You're a little emotional. I did. I cried about the Wi-Fi this morning. Just a little. Little bit hormonal. It was so good. Like, I... It was... Like, nobody's done anything like that before.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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Like, it was a different take. Everybody does the same specials. Ha, funny story, my penis. But he... Really did something new, I was hysterically crying.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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Yes, and he was cracking up because it's really relatable, like the whole journey of trying to conceive, yeah. Obviously their journey was different than ours and other people's, but the whole thing about how you think it's so easy to get pregnant, and he's been on the hair pill his whole life. And when he had low sperm count, they were like, it's probably because you're on the hair pill.

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He's like, you mean to tell me my whole life like I could have just like not been getting girls pregnant and had amazing hair like that's all I had to do. It was really relatable. It was very funny.

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So he's like, that's a life hack. You want to have great hair and get nobody pregnant? Like when you're 20s, take Probesia. It was really funny. So Ben loved it. I loved it. It was a great watch.

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Yeah, sorry for spoiling the whole thing. But like I thought it was so inspired.

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Yeah. It also, it kind of came out of nowhere. Yeah.

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Like this deep sincerity. And I thought he was like about to make a joke and he didn't, which I liked. Like it was just, and to hear like one of those, like, you know, like stereotypical, like bro-y podcasters talk so glowingly about fatherhood and family. It was so lovely.

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Yes, but they don't talk about it. Yeah. Even when he was talking about his wife's body, it was funny. He was like, you watch your wife get fingered. It's fucking weird. I'm sitting right here. It wasn't disrespectful, and it wasn't gross. Do you know what I mean?

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I don't know if it's a woman named Taler Marmo, which is a new brand that I found that makes, like, They're all like one size fits all caftans. And I know what you're thinking, like one size fits all, but like they're huge. I don't know what they look like on a thin person, but I wore it to the wedding that I went to in Miami. And I just was like, oh, this brand is fab.

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It was all positive, all in awe, with lots of reverence.

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With lots of love. With love, Andrew.

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Everything I do, like I'm cooking dinner last night with love, Jax.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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By the way, it's so good to like constantly be sending things out into the world with love. You know?

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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I saw that you were making salmon bowls. It kind of looked like you were making them with hate, like that it was a lot of work.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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You just reminded me. I took your advice today, this morning, actually.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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That's so fair. It's giving, like, you were right.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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Yeah, which advice of all did you take?

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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You told me that I should do a What I Eat in the Day Patreon, and I started it this morning. People are genuinely so... They're curious about what other people eat, but for me, because of the ozempic of it all, I've always been asked to do a What I Eat in the Day, but honestly, it's so toxic. People are like, you should be... Shut up.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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But now, being pregnant, I feel like it's even more interesting, and honestly, the vlog's gonna be three hours long because all I do is eat. So I started it this morning... Spoiler alert, I won't tell you what I had for breakfast, but I'm doing a What I Eat in a Day. It's going to be for our Patreon.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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Well, it's interesting because now that you know someone's going to be watching you eat, you're putting your best foot forward. And I'm really trying not to lie.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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You're not using the paper plates you're using.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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No, I did use a paper plate. But, like, I sat down and, like, I usually sit at my countertop. Like, I sat at the dining room table. I, like, laid out all my things. But I'm really trying to be, like, super authentic. I know people, like, lie or embellish. You know, they just make it a little bit healthier or a little bit more well-rounded. Like, I'm going to be as honest as I can be.

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Let me get one for Maddie's wedding. Now she's pricey. So I bought one for final sale on, I think maybe like Farfetch. Like you really gotta, you gotta pillage the interwebs for something reasonably priced. But a life hack, if you're pregnant and you have to go to a wedding, Taller Marmo.

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But the inclination to just, like, spruce it up is so real.

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Oh, well, yeah, but then you have to do it every day because I'm in the vlog and I'm like, oh, I'm eating an orange. And Ben's like, do you, I'm like, do you want a slice? He's like, no, I don't eat before noon. I'm like, oh, okay. I'm like, wait, not you lying. Like, yeah, you do. We go to breakfast, like, at the diner. Like, what the fuck are you talking about?

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And he's like, no, I'm not lying. And then he was like, you lied when you said you have fruit every day with your breakfast. I'm like, no, I do have, like, a piece of fruit every day. Like, we are all ready. Like, now I feel like people are going to think I'm lying. I swear I'm not. I have fruit every morning.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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He's like, I don't eat before noon. Sometimes even one. What the hell are you talking about? Okay.

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He had already had like a coffee, his athletic green. So it's like, he's like doing stuff.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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I don't want to start drama, obviously.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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I just wanted you to know. No, I don't want to start drama. I'm not looking for, I'm not in like a drama era of my life.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yeah. So in sort of in my nesting journey, but also I was just being like, really, really, I've been craving a chocolate chip muffin for the last couple of days and I bought all the ingredients. So Jackie was like, you should vlog it. And I knew that if I vlogged it, I would have to make the muffins right. So it was almost like an impetus for me to get the muffins correct. It was so funny.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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And I guess if you were really paying attention, there was like a little bit of drama. Yeah. Because their podcast page had put out like a Congrats Eagles thing.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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No, I think his reasons are valid. The reason I personally as a human being, like my experience thinking it was weird is because like literally Travis is the co-host and the star of the show and he lost the Super Bowl. The other star slash co-host didn't even play.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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No, I get it. I get it. And let me just say, Jason's like a bigger man than me, obviously in a physical sense, but also because it's really nice that he's so happy for the Eagles. But like, I would be annoyed like the year I leave, we finally win.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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I cooked them for me and Ben. The vlog is up on Patreon now. I don't want to spoil how the muffins turned out. So you'll just have to tune in to find out. But all that to say, I had one for breakfast this morning.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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So, first of all, it was giving the vibes like Travis is retiring. No?

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Can I say something? Like, safe space.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Even though I'm so not in the mood for like anybody to backlash me, but whatever.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Right. But I have to speak my truth. And that's kind of the line that I'm constantly walking. That is peaceful.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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So during the week leading up to the Super Bowl when there were all those press conferences and we were making fun of all the questions that he was being asked, a lot of the questions that were normal questions were about his family. What are they gonna wear? What is your mom gonna do? Is she gonna wear the Eagles split jersey? And Travis was like, you guys, no, I'm the only one playing.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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My family's rooting for me. And I thought the questions were really extreme and weird and I was kind of feeling justice for Travis.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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now and I understand like Kylie Kelsey is like so loyal to Philadelphia like she'll never wear another color ever like I get it that's your fucking family out on the field like maybe I can't relate because I don't feel that way about any particular sports team but like we're I just want to say we're bordering on disrespectful like you can have respect for your team Jason and respect from your hometown but like your family is like out here trying to accomplish something great and the fact that like it's even a question like people are doubting who they're rooting for like

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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I don't know. I just, I know this is going to sound really crazy. I feel like they could have been a little bit more supportive.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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And Donna, by the way, wore all red. And the question when he, when, when he was asked if his mom's going to wear the same split Jersey Eagles chiefs, he was like, why?

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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But I just feel like there was like a lot of doubt in people's minds, especially for like Jason and Kylie and just like the family in general. Like, what are they going to do? They love the Eagles. It's like, they love the Eagles when Jason was playing there, but he's not.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yeah. Yeah. And I'm like kind of loving this new show. The Barefoot Contourney.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yeah. It kind of sounds like Spanish. Like I'm Barefoot Contourney. Right.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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No, I just, I'm trying to put myself in Travis's spot and like, I'm mad.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yeah. I didn't get enough support. Yeah. Like I understand that we'll never understand. And I do, I get what he's saying, but I just feel like the whole time while we, before we knew who won, like there's just been this like underlying weirdness about like who they're going to root for when at the end of the day, like, yeah, we could talk about it, but you're obviously rooting for your family.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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I didn't feel like they led with that enough. This is a hot take for the day.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Wait, I think I should record Toast... Theme song. Theme song today because that was pretty parge. Dial up Curtis, the producer. Get him on the drum. Because if you play like you ain't worthy, you can call me Mrs. Taylor Purdy. The only thing is that the theme song, it's actually a little out of my range. It was pretty high key. High pitch, excuse me.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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So dirty. During the Super Bowl, I was actually just humming that song. And Ben was like, is that a real song? And I was like, yeah. And you played a prank, of course.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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I'm the Barefoot Contourney. It was honestly like, I thought it was maybe going to be like a one-off vlog, but then Jackie came up with this fabulous series and it's giving quarterly installment.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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I played a prank. No, I didn't even play for him. I was just like... Because I think he was really believing me because I kept coming up with new lyrics. Right, right. And I stopped at the Purdy one because that he would know it was a joke. I was like, I'm so glad my Travi made it to the big game. He was like, is that a real song? I'm like, what do you mean? Yeah.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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One step closer to Kelsey being my last name. He was like, no way. And then I kept coming up. If you play like you ain't worthy. He was like, wow. And so I let it sit for a couple of minutes. And then I told him it was a joke.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Because I don't want him walking out into the world like an idiot, you know? But you should have. I can have my fun, but I can't take it too far.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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You can call me Mrs. Turdy Purdy.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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I recorded, I forgot to share on Friday after the toast. I took Jackie's recording session because she was sick. So I laid down my vocals first, which our producer said was probably better. And I did the first take and he was like, well, we've got it. We'll just do a couple of more for safety. But like you kind of crushed it, Turd. That's what he said. Did he say, Claudia, that's beautiful?

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Pretty much, yeah. So we now have a version of just my vocals. We're going to wait. Obviously, we're going to overlay Jackie's, but I'll hold that version very near and dear to my heart.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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This is amazing. Like this is to be on the cover of Vogue is actually such a crazy thing. You know, when you think of all the famous people in the world who haven't been on it, it's like a real special tier. It couldn't be happening at a better time for her. She just snatched up a couple of Grammys.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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People are loving it. They're saying I'm the most amazing chef. I'm literally made for the Food Network. I think BSC should watch his fucking back.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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she looked absolutely gorgeous and I feel like Vogue is always trying to like do something like edgy and whatever but they really stuck with her aesthetic very on brand very Marilyn Monroe feathery feminine it was beautiful I was shocked I wasn't expecting this I I would have thought that Vogue thought they were like it was too soon for Sabrina you know they're never on the cutting edge they're always a little late to the trends yeah I was so happy for her like

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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What did she say? She said that when she- Do you have a Google alert for skin by Sabrina Carpenter?

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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That's really big. Um, promotion.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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I want to say something about the whole song and I agree with you. Like skin is a good song. It's not, it didn't shake the world up, but it's a good song. Lyrically melodically. But I, I do think though, and I don't, I'm not, I don't have any regrets about how everything shook out for both of the girls. Like they're really both killing it.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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but I do wonder like how this whole saga would have shaken out. If the song that Sabrina released in response to all the drama wasn't skin, it was all because I liked a boy, which is another song of hers that directly addresses the drama, but it's much more popular than skin. Um,

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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And it was one of the couple of songs from that previous album that launched her into the short and sweet era that people really liked. It's a really good song and it's very directly addressing. I got death threats, death threats filling up semi trucks. Tell me who I am because I don't have a choice. All because I like to boy. And all of this for what?

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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when everything went down, we'd already broken up. Like so good, so direct. And like, I think it might've, I'm not mad about having anything shake out. She just won Grammys. Like maybe she would have released that song and then gone nowhere. But I do wonder, like, I would love to see an alternate universe. Like what would have happened if she did that? And the song wasn't written yet, but.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Now, I have to be honest. I gave one to our dog walker because I had so many. So let's say I had 11.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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If she had it in the arsenal and just chose skin. Yeah.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yeah, I was getting like, oh, you're jealous of me? You should be, I'm sucking his dick.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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That's actually a really good point. I didn't realize. But maybe the world's whatever. That's so you. By the way, like the reason why you love skin is because like the message was very like not victim-y and not like steamrolled. Just like, yeah, I stole your man. What are you going to do about it? And I'm loving every minute.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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And now knowing from that other song, when everything went down, we'd already broken up. So she wasn't even with this guy. So she didn't even like feel the need to defend him. She still wanted to lead with like, yeah, jealous.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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No, no, no, no. They're chocolate, Jackie. I had 11 muffins, okay? As of this morning... There were three left. And Ben, we tried to do the math last night. It was like hard because we were like picking at them. Ben ate about in one day, seven muffins. And this is also a person who actually just started Manjaro the week before. So it's kind of.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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But everything worked out in the way that it was meant to.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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But until Espresso, like Sabrina had been like, she had taken like a big L on the situation. Nonsense. Yes, nonsense. But- Up until that, there was like a long period of time where Olivia then went on to like worldwide success. And Sabrina was left in the dust. Doing like small shows. And she was able to really climb her way out of that, which makes her whole journey even more impressive.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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And I think that's why we love her so much. We love a phoenix who rises from the ashes. But for a brief period in time when we didn't know it was going to go that way, like it was kind of sad.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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And I'm sorry, I will never stop talking about these two. It's annoying to bring up Olivia every time we talk about Sabrina. I'm sorry, I can't. Although I do want to say, I think this massive success has healed Sabrina. Because we always say, if that was me, I'm never forgiving. Sabrina doesn't bring it up. She doesn't talk about it. And they were seen hugging at the Grammys.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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I actually think getting all this success and recognition made the whole situation kind of worth it.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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I stay, I'm, I'm still at the restaurant. Like desk collecting on her pinned up hair. I would, her hair is always pinned up. Right. That's about her. I would, You know how they always say, like, you know, if you could be, like, I would love to have been a fly on the wall in the Solange elevator, right? I would love to have an off-the-record, like, truly open and honest conversation.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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I would never tell anybody what she said, just, like, for my own personal curiosity, with Sabrina Carpenter about that whole saga.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Oh. Oh. Yeah. Oh, no. That's not even, like, top five. Actually, it might be top five. Yeah. But who's number one? But I don't know. Do I only get to cover one subject or like their entire career? Like Taylor.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yeah. Okay. I don't even know what I would want to ask Taylor. I would definitely want to ask her about like the Karlie Kloss of it all. I would definitely want to ask her. She actually has, like, a lot of mysterious corners of her life.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Because she's not, like, the type of celebrity who shares.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Hayley. I want to know what happened with Hayley. Hayley. Also Zendaya. Like, we all forget because Zendaya went on to do, like, massive things. But she was a member of that girl squad for a brief moment.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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What number? Oh, yeah. Sorry. Number three.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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In bigger news, Turdi Asher finally understands why people find him attractive. For the first time, I'm like, oh, that's a good looking man.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Watch now, he can't get any girls. He looks like he's put on a little bit of weight too.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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It was kind of a test of the efficacy of Manjaro in which it failed.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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I think the fact that he did a topless photo shoot to show us his progress and all the change that he's made, I think it's really smart. I don't know why I'm so shocked that it's Reformation. Not only did I not know they did menswear, but I thought it would have been Calvin Klein. For something of Pete's caliber, I didn't realize Reformation had money like that. Honestly.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yeah, no. And you know, all of their dresses are made from like, you know, dirty diapers.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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True, true. I don't know. Like if I was Pete, I just would have wanted a little more for my comeback photo shoot. Not that there's anything wrong with Reformation, but it's not like designer. I think Calvin Klein would have been. And I think he's done Calvin Klein before. Or Skims. or skims?

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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He basically did. I don't get any. I had one and a half and then I had another one this morning. So we have two left.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Oh, she's so crazy for that. Honestly, like that's nuts. And like, she does do too much.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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did it also sound like one syllable? Like you could tell based how long the bleep was.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Or it was like a nobody like Dave, you know, someone we don't know.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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There's nothing wrong with tattoos, but it's a huge commitment. I think a lot of people get them done on a whim. They regret them. And he didn't choose. He didn't keep any. Not even Kim as my lawyer. Not the kids names. That was really weird.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Exactly. Like the first time you have an inkling for a tattoo, make note of it. Don't run to the store. Just jot it down. And then if you keep thinking about it two, three, four times, then you know that you really want it. But if you never think about it again, thank God you didn't get it.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yeah. In the words of Kim Kardashian, would you put a bumper sticker on a Bentley? Is that her quote? I don't know if she coined it, but she popularized it in that scene from like OG Keeping Up. Got it. Oh, no, I'm sorry. She said it on Letterman. I think he was asking them if they have tattoos. Do any of them have tattoos? They're not like a tattoo family.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Except maybe they get like those little ones on their fingers that like celebrities love. Yeah.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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But remember she got Lamar's initials on her finger? I also feel like I could see her having, like, a cross on her ankle.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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No, I don't think he really cares more about like even having competition in terms of in the kitchen because Ben is going to be a better cook than me till the day I die. I could practice every day for the rest of my life. I think it's more so about like having like another culinary creator.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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People forget, like, Chloe went to prison for a couple of hours. Like, she's a real one, okay? Yeah.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yeah. Do you think Chloe actually did go to prison that day or like for the cameras? Because they said she got let out the same day because of overcrowding.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Like you think she was in the facility? Yeah. Yeah. That's really crazy.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Let me just say, I'm kind of like a Lisa Rinna hater, even though I'm kind of reformed. I hated her character on the show, but I understand that she was a necessary sort of evil. And I do feel like she has all this momentum and fame and public interest that got kind of stifled from leaving the show, because we never got another outlet for it, right?

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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And so I think there's actually, I think this is a fabulous idea. Even though, like, I don't know if I'm the target demo for it, people also just love her husband. It's really so crazy. I forget what I was watching. Oh, when we were watching Desperate Housewives, I was explaining to Ben, like, how none of these people were really famous before the show. The show made them all famous.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Except Nicolette Sheridan was very much like Hollywood royalty. She was married to Harry Hamlin. And it just reminded me that, like, he's literally so Hollywood. And he's also, like, an older gentleman, so he's, like, a little old Hollywood, too, you know?

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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No, that's not why podcasts were created, right? They're like this sort of renegade medium, like outside of mainstream. So that's why so many of the most popular podcasts are people with like crazy hot takes like Joe Rogan or like, you know, Tucker Carlson's podcast is huge. When you're kind of like a fringe, that's what the medium was created for.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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So if you're like out here just being like, hot dogs aren't sandwiches. Like that's not why people go to podcasts.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yeah. And I was just kind of thinking because like baking muffins is such like a comfort creator thing to do. Right. Like your favorite YouTubers just like make muffins. But there was absolutely nothing comforting about my video. Like it was just we were on edge. It was really chaotic. So I was kind of giving like some people are comfort creators and I realized I'm a chaos creator.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Same, although I do wonder if it's gonna be a guest-based show. Because while I think that she could pull great guests, she knows a lot of people, him too. That's where podcasting becomes weird when like a really talented person, a really interesting person is a host and then is forced to interview other people and more so listen than talk.

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And I actually don't think Lisa Rinna would be a good interviewer. That's my only concern. But if it's just them two going back and forth, talking about like different relationship things, parenting, celebrity, working in the industry, like that's interesting for sure.

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They should also have their girls on. Their girls are wildly interesting and also are always making waves.

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Especially that Amelia. She's like in some drama with the Gabrielle of it all. Do you know?

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Well, so that's the thing. Gabrielle, who's Maddie Healy's fiance, who's like this very creative, like different, you know. Amelia, a couple of years ago, like started to shift her look from like what we knew, very normal looking, all American commercial vibes to very high fashion, slicked back, bleached eyebrows, gap tooth. And she started to really look like- No, but Gabrielle has a gap.

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Like, that's the vibe I'm saying. Like, unconventional beauty.

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No, she didn't drill a gap in her teeth. My bad. And a lot of people started to pick up on the similarities in the look she ended up creating with Gabrielle and then a lot of, like, their mannerisms. So it's kind of an ongoing internet theory is the Gabrielle versus Amelia of it all. So, like, take it to the podcast, Amelia. Let's hear about it.

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No, it's kind of like the chicken and the egg. Who came first, Paige Lorenz or the other girl?

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meg no and the the bank the no she's not a marchioness what is she her husband is a a marquis a marquee what's a marquee but she you know the march she's a bank or something yeah a bath yeah a bath yeah bank um yeah who came first the marchioness or megan who came first pager morgues who came first jc or kendall who came first gabriette or amelia that one's pretty well documented right and it's gabriette most of them it's a question i don't think

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yeah, and I think for like the tennis girls, it was all like happening at the same time. So we were like, wait, who came first? But if you go back, I think it's Paige.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yeah, it's well documented. Yeah, just gotta find out. And this is, it's like all of these is someone's Roman Empire. Like, you know, people are like obsessed with these like random, like dual lives. Yeah, so funny. For me, like I don't particularly care. It's more so like, Yeah, no, this is not my Roman Empire. So I'm just, I'm having fun. I'm along for the ride. Yeah.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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I think that's really, I think it's fabulous, honestly. I usually like roll my eyes a little bit when people like enter the podcasting space who do other things. But maybe it's because I liked the title a lot. Yeah. But I actually think this is great.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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It's a very particular type of stuff. Just because you're like super famous, everybody loves you, doesn't mean you're going to be a good podcaster. Who had more eyes on her than Meghan Markle?

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Was not made for podcasting. It's such a weird niche thing. And even the most popular podcasters are like freaks randoms you've never heard of. Right. And they're not the biggest.

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A lot of the most famous people in America like star podcasts. And seriously, the culture remains unchanged.

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Except let me tell you, baking, and it took a long time because I was being really thorough, my back will never recover. I almost pulled up a bar stool to finish cooking. My back was killing me.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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It does. But also when you think about all the different brands amongst the Bachelor franchise. You have the main Bachelor, the Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise, and the Golden Bachelorette now. And then Golden Bachelorette. Right, Bachelor and Bachelorette. I do feel like the female-led ones are probably the lowest rated because it's more fun to have all the girls fighting over a guy.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Girls bring the drama. Girls make it more interesting. 25 girls and one guy. That I'd probably rather watch, get to know all these funny, crazy, quirky girls, than 25 guys and one girl. That's boring.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yeah, it's a get a job. So I could see like the golden bachelorette or the bachelorette being the first to go. I don't I know they're trying to make it seem like this is all good. I don't think this is a good sign for a franchise that in my mind has been dying for years.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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yeah it's still you can't just have the bachelor no but i think people really like bachelor in paradise i think it's still decently rated compared to like other cable shows but we compare it to like what it once was so i don't know if it's like a huge flop or a failure i don't think it loses money for the network but they really need to just shake it up it's like the same format the same dates the same thing like all the time when dating shows are you hearing about montoya

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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It's actually, it's a Spanish show. So I don't know the name of the show.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yeah, they have like reality shows. Oh my God.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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it's okay it's a it's temptation island which is a u.s show but it's temptation island spain okay and so a couple of clips from the show it's just like a reality show where they put a bunch of singles you know and actually i think they're couples and it's temptation island because you like you you watch your partner go into a house and watch them on a tv to see if they're going to cheat on you very casa amor vibes

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Okay. Um, and there's this couple, the guy's name is Montoya and his girlfriend is like majorly stepping out and he's forced to watch it. Like literally watching her have sex and like two separate, she had sex with two different people.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Um, and he's like on this, you know, you know, they sit on like a wooden log in the middle of the woods forced to watch on a TV and he's having a fucking breakdown. Like he can't, it's very normal reaction actually for somebody you love. The clips went so viral. Um, And whatever, that's irrelevant.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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I was also waiting to post the vlog to see like people telling me like, you did this wrong, you know? And for the most part, nobody said that, although there is a conspiracy theory, because I was having a really hard time telling apart like which was the flour, which was the salt, which was the sugar, because I put them all in these stupid like aesthetic containers and I didn't label them.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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But what I'm saying is like when you think about the landscape of dating shows right now, like Netflix crushes it. They had like Too Hot to Handle, Love is Blind. Love Island. Love Island. Everybody's sort of stepping their pussies up based off of a concept that The Bachelor created. And they never evolved. Like it's the same thing.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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three-hour telecast with the same dates, the same concept, the same everything. The biggest thing they ever did was when they did Bachelor in Paradise. And even that compared to, like, Love Island, it's stale. It's old. It's boring.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Their focus on The Bachelor is selling as many commercials as they can. So if you're going to commit to watching an episode, you have to watch three hours. Plus, after the rose, women tell all. They're really exploiting people's time. That's why I personally stopped watching it. I was like, how many hours do I have to watch just to see who wins? It's not fun anymore.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yeah, it's just, they really can't compete. Like Netflix, like Love is Blind, first of all, no commercials. And it's so good. Like even when it's bad.

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I just think it's like a helpful way of like making television. I don't know.

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I didn't move. That's actually really true. I don't know.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Why are you putting in blocks for commercial breaks? I'm still sitting in the exact same spot I was when I heard. I didn't move. And I remember what she said five seconds ago. Right. They do do that. Maybe it's like just like this trend in editing. They can't stop. It's taking a while to shake. No one told them like we can stop. They don't have to do it. Yeah, they do do that. I don't know.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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That's a good point. So I feel like they can tell us all they want that this is not like a sign of the times, but I think it is. Yeah, I think so too. They just don't want to scare people.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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It's Tuesday, which means it's Dear Toasters. Our weekly advice segment where Jackie and I do our best to help the girlies in need. So if you've ever found yourself in a predicament and you've wanted Jackie and I's advice, which is totally understandable. We are geniuses. You can get it. Email us, deartoasters at gmail.com or just go to our website, thetoastpodcast.com.

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scroll down, there's a little submission box. Both methods are, they're going to the same place, you have just as good of a chance of getting on the show, and they're both anonymous, so don't worry. Are you ready? Actually, I'm gonna give you a little bit of a choice today, because I had four submissions that I really, really liked. But I'll do my favorite first, ready?

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So I knew the flour, like the flour is so easy because it's like, but the sugar and the salt, I was like, I don't know, they're really like giving such similar energy. And then somebody made the amazing point that I might have actually, instead of sugar, used protein powder. A couple of people, that's like a running theory amongst the community.

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Dear Jackie and Claudia, I've got this amazing boyfriend. He's literally perfect, except for one tiny detail. He's blind. Now here's the twist, because he can't see. He'll sometimes ask me how much I weigh, and it sends my insecurity levels through the roof. Like, how am I supposed to respond to that? On one hand, I want to be honest, because, well, honesty is the best policy.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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But on the other hand, I'm terrified of him judging me, even though he can't see me. Do I lie and keep the peace, or just tell him no and dodge the question altogether? It's also confusing when your boyfriend can't see you, but somehow still manages to see right through you. Am I an awful person for even asking this? Love ya. Bye.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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No, here's the thing. I want to help this blind man. I think it's important that we all- You want to help him see. I just want to help him, whatever he needs. I'm watching the season where Carlos is blind on Desperate Housewives right now. And the way the community really just gets, they get him a job and they're always helping him out. It's beautiful. Being blind, I can't even imagine.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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It seriously sounds like the hardest thing on the planet. So I want to help this man. But I just feel like he actually doesn't need to know that. You can really, based on- Feel, touch. You can know what your partner looks like. Literally, why does it matter? I don't know. Carlos would never. Because Gabby was saying, when Carlos is blind, it's also when they're poor and then they have kids.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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And Gabby, she's not her glam self anymore. She puts on weight. She looks like a mom. Not that that's bad. But she's not a glamazon model anymore. And she says, Carlos, I'm embarrassed. Even though you can't see me, I don't love the way that I look anymore. I put on weight. Carlos would never ask this question. You know what I mean? He loved Gabby so unconditionally.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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I just think based on my limited knowledge of the blind community, which is limited, I feel like they really learn things by touch, not by numbers. I think he might have ulterior motives for asking the question.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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And of course, if you do end up telling him, it's minus 15. Yeah, I was going to say, you have at least a 10-pound grace period. 10 to 15 max, okay? Yeah.

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I know, because they did taste like a little healthy. In which case, then I made sugar-free muffins.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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It's Will Ferrell. Is it Anchorman? Did you hear me? I'm blind. We have Ben say that all the time. I have no idea. That's so funny. I forgot about that. What's it from? Row One. What is that? I've never even seen that movie. Star Wars?

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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It's Will Ferrell. He's standing in the ocean saying it. It's Anchorman 2. Anchorman 2, yeah. He loses his vision and then he makes it everyone's problem. He's standing in the ocean, did you hear me? I'm blind.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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I know, I know, I know. And this is my Dear Toaster's toxic trait where I want to see the partner, especially the man in the relationship, is always being the villain or gay. So yeah, I'm projecting here.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Right, like we're at a cliff, like important information. Right, so like give him the benefit of the doubt. All right, next up, we've got a little weird mother behavior. Hey, Jackson Turdy, a text from my boyfriend of one year's mom. She's typed that really weird. So she has a boyfriend of one year. And a text popped up on his phone from his mom and he was sleeping.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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You know, a couple of months ago, like right, not right after, but after I found out I was pregnant before I could tell people, I was like feeling like doing projects around the house. Like I was really feeling like I need to make my home. Nasty. Misty Lou. And one of the things I did, and this was months ago, was me and Ben went to Bloomingdale's. We bought all new pots and pans, new knives.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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So she opened it and began scrolling through the messages, which is really crazy. And she found texts. Looking for trouble. I find texts from her to him talking very intimately about our sex life. Things like me coming, how enjoyable it is for a man to see a woman climax, me being less experienced than him, and so much more. I am so upset, and I haven't said anything to him about it yet.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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I feel so uncomfortable. I fear the next time I see her, I'm not one who talks openly about sex or very freely, but maybe with friends, definitely not with my mom. The whole thing has really given me such a pit. So there's like a lot of layers here.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Like obviously it's the betrayal of like something intimate between you two, but also like we need to talk about like the mental illness that is like talking about climaxing with your mother. Like I know, and first of all, it's different when it's a son and his mom, but I think even like girls who tell their mom like things about sex is less weird, but they don't even go into this much detail.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Like this is really fucking like serial killer ass behavior. I... I don't know what I would be, like, I feel you. Like, what are you more angry about? The betrayal? Or are we concerned? Like, I'm concerned, actually. That's bothering me more.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Okay. So it's literally the episode of Sex and the City where Carrie's dating that writer who prematurely ejaculates. I think he's played by Justin Theroux and he comes from like this really like big family of intellects. And the dad is a professor at Yale or no Columbia. And the mom is this, um, I think she's like a sex therapist type of thing.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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So she knows about the son's premature ejaculation and she like wants to talk about it with Carrie and Carrie's like, no, it's less weird. Cause she is this like very like, you know, but I do think the toaster would have written in if there was even a remote pertinence to this woman's line of work. Like, let's just say she works in sales. Okay.

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We really wanted the kitchen to be party. We cleaned out all the cabinets. And one of the things I did was buy those, you know.

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Well, also the problem is when you go snooping, how to get this stuff brought up. How can you bring it up to him?

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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That's tough. But also, I'm glad you snooped. Usually, like, snooping, you're going to find information you don't want. And while, like, you didn't want to know this, this really isn't something that can go on forever. It's really fucking weird. And honestly, this is something that would just, like, give me the ick to a person. Like, I don't care how p-jum your boyfriend is.

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Like, you're talking about orgasming with your mom. Like, ew, you're ugly to me now. You know what I mean?

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Oxo containers. And I just put, I don't even remember what I put in there. And I didn't label it. So it's entirely possible I made like either salt muffins, protein powder muffins, or sugar muffins. I don't know.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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That's really sweet, but it is a big deal. So let's give her some actual advice. You have to bring it up to him and just say, I don't know if you can just admit to snooping.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yeah. You'll have to come up with a creative way to bring it up that doesn't make you look crazy because you have to protect your own interests here. But he should absolutely know that you're just not comfortable. Like you don't like judge and shame him for talking about this with his mom. That's like a problem for another time. But he does need to actively stop doing that like today. Yeah.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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So I would say, listen, I'm not comfortable with that. Talk to your friends. Literally talk to a therapist. Talk to anyone. Please don't talk to your mother.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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And I want to know, why do you need to talk about your sex life with anyone other than the person you're having sex with?

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Why do you need to keep people abreast as to what's going on in your bedroom when you just have a girlfriend? Yeah. It's not like you're seeing a bunch of people. What's going on?

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Oh, that's actually very good advice.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Okay, our third and final Dear Toasters is a Dear Toasters collab with NBW, Naggy Bitch Wife, okay? Hey, Swirlies, love you guys. Listening to the toast makes my commute one of the best parts of my day, so thank you. Oh, that was so sweet. I wasn't expecting to get choked up at Dear Toasters. I'm ready to settle a debate with my husband.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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We've been married for four years and he has a really disgusting habit. I've convinced him to stop as far as I know since it gave me a serious ick, not to mention it was really unsanitary. My husband likes to pee in the bathroom sink, the same sink where we brush our teeth, at least I do.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yeah. Salt muffins. Salt muffins.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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and where I wash my face the toilet is no more than three or four steps away from the sink we do not have his or her sinks it's just one singular bathroom sink and he insists that all men do it out of convenience quote I told him there's no way that all men do this and that I was gonna have to write into your toasters to settle this once and for all is this normal have you witnessed your husbands do this absolutely not I've never seen this I've never heard of this

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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I have, but it's extenuating circumstances. Like if me and Ben, back in our old apartment, when we had one bathroom, I mean, we both like really had to pee. Of course I get to go first. Ben, like maybe once or twice peed in the sink. He's gonna kill me for saying that.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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No, no. To do it, to opt for the sink- instead of the toilet. No, all men don't do that. It's an emergency thing. I think it's not completely unheard of, I have to tell you. Men definitely do this, but I don't think they use the sink as a toilet all the time. Like as a rule.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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It's Tuesday. I meant to tell you. You know we have dear toasters today. I know. They're really good. We're kind of wearing like complimentary outfits. Not complimentary. What's the word? Like I should be wearing your outfit and you should be wearing mine.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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that only you have the key to and he can go do that in a different sink in a public bathroom not the kitchen um yeah no by the way you're 100 right in asking him but like i don't i don't want to indulge him at all but he isn't wrong like i i do think people do this because i think in the mind of like a really sort of like a small brain man it's like it's all going to the same place

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Facts. Facts. Although like when I was like testing my urine a lot for like ovulation or like pregnancy tests and you would like put it in a cup. What do you do with the pee? Pour it back in the toilet. Yeah, I guess that's like a much smarter way. I was pouring it down the sink.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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I also want to share something that I did. Like, I need to unburden myself. Okay. There were a couple of times where like I woke up first and it has to be your first pee in the morning. Right. So where I woke up first thing in the morning and I didn't have a cup. Usually I would like leave a red solo cup and I would like rinse it and wash it and use it every day, which is like probably gross.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

4259.874

But either like the cup got thrown out or it wasn't there. And I like was in I was like literally about to pee and I couldn't get up off the toilet. I needed something to pee in. So I used, you know, the really big hairspray. I have, it's like the red one, big, sexy hair and the big red, the big black top lid. I use the lid as a cup. I just needed to, I needed to unburden myself.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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And by the way, I rinsed it and then put it back on my hairspray. I did.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

4296.094

Yeah, no, I'm not, and I'm pretty sure it's the same bottle of hairspray I'm still actively using, so. Power G. Power G, put them in STEM. I needed to unburden myself. So maybe that's why I'm a little bit more sympathetic and understanding to this man. But I just, I want to say like, I back the toaster here. Like he should not be doing this. I back the toaster.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

4324.647

Right, right. No, you're not wrong.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

4339.756

So true. Because you're not washing your face in the toilet. Right. That's Dear Toasters. Thank you to everyone who wrote in. To the girl who had that crazy story about her man taking new photos of her and her friends and putting it in the group chat. We haven't heard from you. Stop.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

4355.783

Sorry. We haven't heard from you. No pressure. If you never want to write in again, you don't have to. I'm sorry that you went through that. We would love to hear from you, obviously. I just want to let you know I think of you often and I'm wishing you well.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

4371.004

Thank you so much for listening to the Toast the Monday Morning Show. We're going to do the Fast Five Stories you need to have every Monday, Friday, and YouTube. So if you're watching this on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe. Jackie, you're going like this. You need to be straight.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

4383.898

Literally never. I'm literally perfect. Yeah, I'm literally perfect too. Thank you. I forgot where I was. Watch this on YouTube. Feel free to subscribe to this video. Thumbs up. We're also available as podcast anywhere. Podcasts can be found on Spotify, Digital, Public Radio, I already cast box all the places. Wait for you to listen to the podcast. Find us at Toast.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Leave a five star review about our beautiful setting. And wickedly talented we are. Love you. Bye.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

456.636

Oh my God. I was actually thinking this morning about Jersey Shore as a concept because Ben weirdly came in and was like, G-G-G-G-G-G-G unit. And I was like, What are you talking about? Then we just went down a rabbit hole of that band that 50 Cent was a part of. But when I think of G-Unit, I think of Unit.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

47.018

Isn't it just one of those days where you're feeling extreme gratitude for your health? Like little things you used to take for granted, just like breathing through your nose.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

472.642

And I think of that guy from Jersey Shore who was Mike's friend and kept, and Snooki didn't want him to come because he knew Snooki's big bad secret. Oh, and I feel like as a culture, we don't talk enough about that conspiracy theory that Mike had started, that him and Snooki slept together while she was with Gianni. He was telling the truth.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

488.305

probably but that's none of our business 100 100 but like she was like we wrote for her so america wrote for her so hard that like we didn't care about the validity of the statement and i don't even remember this time but you telling it to me now it's like i don't care if they did or they didn't it's not about like mike being a liar it's about mike being a shit starter yeah no he like tortured her with it like over two years with like whispered in her ear and like just like threatened to release the tapes there weren't tapes you know what i mean um

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

516.809

And Unit was there. Remember, that was like Mike's friend who like really knew the truth. I was just thinking about that this morning. Those are the days.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

551.769

Sometimes you just walk into your house a different person and you're no longer Jackie, you're Sarah.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

569.34

Oh, and you have to know, when Jackie was in college, of course you still use fashion to express yourself, but you were really... You were really like into kawaii fashion, bright colors, like very out there. Yeah. No, every day. Big, huge, chunky platforms.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

584.542

You guys can't even picture it. You can't even picture the stuff, Jackie. You should do like a little collage on your Instagram story today of some of the crazy, wacky outfits that you used to wear in college. It was a form of self-expression and you looked super cute. But so the joke was even funnier because you were such a crazy dresser.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

60.083

No, we really take for granted, like, just feeling decent.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

603.031

That's funny. I didn't know that you had like a little joke with your friends. Wow.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

630.219

Oh, OK. Stefania can remain at bay.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

633.882

Yeah. Oh, that's so funny. What was I going to say? We have tear toasters. What are the stories like today?

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

648.037

Everyone's loving our Super Bowl recap. They said, we love it so much. This is the best, most amazing thing we've ever heard.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

661.78

No, it's so fun to really all be talking about the same thing.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

685.547

Wait, we were getting lots of Eagles hate yesterday being like, you guys can't even. And. What did we say?

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

704.987

Did we not? I even said I thought that they were only winning against the Commanders because they were playing like a team of deaf, dumb, and blind. But it turns out they're actually a skilled team. I didn't understand where the hate was coming from.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

751.542

I'm not going to say the entire chief season was like a hoodwink scam. Like that's rude. They like, they literally were almost undefeated. So I'm not saying that, but I'm saying like, good job to the Eagles. They played better and they won. They were the better team. I said that yesterday and I was like, I've seen, Oh my God. Like the girls took so dumb about the Eagles.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

769.375

Like we were on your side and people be like, I can't believe they were rooting. I wasn't even rooting for any team in particular. Yeah. I was like, are we watching the same episode of the toast?

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

791.411

Like seriously, leave me out of your drama. Go to therapy.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

809.957

We've been really good about our chip. Do you agree?

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

814.217

I feel like we actually haven't even talked about our chip in this new studio.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

823.284

Jackie and I just have like a chip on our shoulder about like our whole career. Who doesn't, by the way?

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

830.808

Yeah, no, we just feel like we work really hard. We get so much hate.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

836.413

We get so overlooked. We are constantly being overlooked. And we have a chip about it and it comes up sometimes. Sometimes it also is a chip that comes in the shape of Kelly Clarkson. It's a Kelly Clarkson sized chip because she hasn't come on the toast.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

886.446

Nobody was more overlooked. Nobody was more kind of sidelined by the industry. You know who else I feel has a chip? And rightfully so because she does not even get half the credit she deserves for her talent.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

897.494

I feel like you know what I'm going to say. Come on.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

900.796

Yeah. And she's actually been on this show somewhat recently. She's our queen. We're always saying how she's like, Kiki Palmer definitely has a chip on her shoulder and she, and she should because the industry and she gets a lot of opportunities, but it's not enough for her level of talent.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

918.443

Like remember when Tiffany Haddish had this huge moment, like she was in a movie and then like it literally spiraled her entire career off of this one. Where's that moment for Kiki Palmer? It hasn't happened yet.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

93.254

Speaking of cooking, just quick segue, I spent all day in the kitchen yesterday making muffins, but mostly making content for the Patreon. Jackie had this fab title for a new series we're going to start calling Barefoot Contourty. As you guys know, I've actually never successfully cooked something in my life like to completion, even if it's edible, which most of the time it's not.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

931.024

Correct, so her chip warranted. Ours 1,000%.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

947.444

Yeah, but I wasn't thinking of who you were thinking.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

950.846

Because there are people who just like blow up.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Whether it's like online and acting and singing and just like get like their career goes as it should. Yeah. There's no roadblocks. There's no chips. They're just like, yeah, you should host the VMAs. Like it's kind of a chippy industry.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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I don't want to go down the chip.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

978.41

And honestly, if you really want to get into the symbolism of the frames.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

983.811

Representative, yeah, of the chips. Jackie, they are physically on our shoulders.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

999.52

I hate to cut this short, the pre-Fast Five banner, because you know it's the highlight of my day. Just cut me off, yeah. But we have a lot to do. We have Dear Toasters. We have the Fast Five. And I just want to make you aware that we're approaching 20 minutes.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1010.552

Tina was there too. But they were showing up for blue. For blue, for blue, of course. Could the timing have been worse?

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1033.42

I know, but this is Blue Ivy's big night and we're talking about Jay-Z. Like he should not have went. And it wouldn't have been a big deal if they had Tina, Beyonce, like three generations of women. Yeah, of women, beautiful, like he's a business and he could have been on a business trip. Yeah, like... I get what they're doing. He's like, he's maintaining his innocence. I have nothing to hide.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1049.845

So yeah, we're going to move South Mufasa and you're going to like it. But I was really shook to see him. And then seriously, three seconds later on the red carpet, Crystal Kung Minkoff and her family, because it's her husband's directorial movie. Right. Cause he did Lion King. He is actually such a big deal. They didn't even play that up that much. Like she could have been way more annoying.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1069.07

He is such a big deal, Rob, with the Lion King. And obviously Mufasa is like a spinoff of it. So, I was shocked to see, and they brought their kids and they did like a cute little, she actually had clout. She didn't use it right. She could have done better, but I thought it was interesting to see. But I was shocked. Jackie, guess, did you see what Blue Ivy was wearing?

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

107.343

Oh, do you know that on Apple podcasts, like when you go to the page of a podcast that you're looking at, they give you different details and it says the hosts and guests and people's face comes up. It says our show is hosted by Claudia Ashtray and Jackie Ashtray. And our recurring guest is Goldie Hawn.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1086.361

First of all, she looked gorgeous. Yes. How old do you think Blue Ivy is? I feel like we know like that she's, Probably 16, 15. She's 12. Okay, I don't know where I was. It said like Blue Ivy comma 12. I was like, excuse me? Wow. I thought she was 17. Like I was shocked.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1117.725

Pargy Perfection, whoever did that, like you have created.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1139.057

Because Jon Favreau is, like, the biggest director of all time. Every time I'm even watching, like, an old movie, it'll say to be directed by Jon Favreau. But are you also telling me that that's Jon Favreau, the actor who we know from, like, stuff? I believe so.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1171.877

But he's also an actor. Now, I think his acting days are a little bit behind him. I think he's been eclipsed by himself. But, like, I know his face. And how many director's faces do I know? I know him because he's an actor.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1189.704

That's a good movie. It is. That's just, like, a thing in Hollywood. Like, that's just, like, a cultural thing. blind spot for me how Jon Favreau like the actor who's like that funny big guy is also like one of the most critically acclaimed he's literally like a He's like Reese Witherspoon. James Cameron. Like he does everything. Okay. I'm just, I was confused about that.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1232.594

It's so crazy. I know. I just want to say, I read a lot of our comments yesterday. The Latina community, like, they do not stand for this. Like, they're not standing with Selena. Like, they actually found it downright offensive. And I stand with my Tostada community, so I stand by what I said. Even though the Selenators were coming at me. Like, I actually don't care.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1258.316

Selena also finds herself in a lot of peculiar situations. So I feel like being a fan of hers is actually a full-time job defensively. Do you know what I mean? You're always defending her acting. And actually somebody commented, was like, what is up with the Selenators? They're always having to defend Selena's inability to do her job.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1276.55

Remember when she last performed at that award show AMAs and she actually couldn't sing, dance, or even walk? And everybody was like, you try performing in front of thousands. It's not my job. Like, and so I thought that was actually really an astute observation. Like, being an assalinator is a full-time 360-degree operation.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1313.114

I haven't heard of any of these movies. As the years go on, like usually there was two, and then there's one that I've even heard of. I haven't even heard of any of these. I'm not a movie buff. Give it all to Wicked. It's the only movie anybody cared about this year. Like seriously, how is it even not nominated?

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1344.139

So here's what I... All I needed to know. Well, of course, give it to Wicked. But I saw Challengers. Um... me and Ben like watched it. We enjoyed it. I mean, we watched the whole thing. I didn't like think it was amazing. I got through it. The fact that that's what's considered, like that's the bar.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1360.441

I feel like when I was younger, like the bar for movies that were nominated for Oscars and Golden Globes was so much higher. Like this movie about like nothing that doesn't even have an ending. That's made the list. Oh, like the bar has been lowered in my time.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1402.03

I didn't even see Challengers because it looked so compelling. There was a lot of discourse about it online because there's like this one almost threesome scene. And I was like, I got to see what everyone's talking about. So I don't even feel like the movie was adequately marketed towards me. I watched it because I'm like a loser who doesn't want to be left out. Understood. And that is my truth.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1419.274

So now you're in, how does it feel? I'll never get those two hours back. And like the movie did not have an ending. I can't stress that enough.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1466.4

I actually feel like there wasn't an animated film this year that took the kids' community by storm and adults. It wasn't like a Frozen where it's like, wow, this is a cultural shift for the children. The kids were obsessed. But then seriously, even Encanto, Coco, there are ones every year that really transcend age. I actually don't feel like any of these.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1486.604

Maybe Inside Out too, but I didn't even hear it was that good. Yeah, and it's a sequel.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1537.793

Thank you. Thank you very much. Oh, you just know Justin Baldoni is vomiting. He didn't get nominated for director and neither did John Chu.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1568.582

What was the, I actually didn't see the nominees for the original song. Did Luke Holmes get a nomination? Because seriously, Oklahoma from Twisters is not only an amazing song, it was immensely popular.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

157.546

We also definitely have a Nalafi today, a nice long one for you, because we've got really good stories. We've got to catch up with each other. We also have dear toasters. Oh my God, I was cackling. The dear toasters today are like actually really crazy. And one of them, we are responsible for like the girl being in the pickle that she's in.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1594.513

That's wrong. Luke Combs deserved a nomination for Oklahoma and from the Twister soundtrack. And he deserved a win for that.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1671.591

You think? I think that about Ariana too. I don't know if both will win. Like, is that crazy? I...

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1696.087

I feel like they don't either, especially because the only thing that discredits Wicked. is that it's an adaptation. So it's not like an original script or an original story. It's actually an adaptation of an adaptation. Do you know what I mean? Everything these days is an adaptation. I know, I know.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1714.424

But if you wanted to critique it compared to like other films, you could say, well, this is an original story and this is not.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1735.461

I don't know any of these, but give it to Jesse Plemons. Nobody works harder. Seriously, did you see how fat he got for that Elizabeth Olsen TV show? Like that man is committed. And by the time it was award season, he was back to his OG weight. Like seriously, anyone willing to put their body through that deserves all the awards because I wouldn't.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1768.45

Oh, and he's in our favorite episode of Black Mirror. Oh my God, stop. I think about that episode all the time.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1779.173

And then like they end up killing him and he like dies like on his video game. Like it was so good.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1800.006

I don't want the Selenators to come for me. This is just like I would say this about anyone. I feel like for her performance to have been so discredited by like the community it was made for and then her to get a Golden Globe nomination the next day actually really discredits the. Parginess of a Golden Globe. Really?

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

182.562

Tell me if you agree with this because maybe it's just like me thinking everything is about us because like it is. Do you feel like everyone's talking about Dear Toasters? Yeah. Dear Toasters is having a moment. Okay. Love that.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1820.466

It has widely been... She wasn't even speaking the language correctly, but you think that's the best of the year? Yeah. I feel like it's actually not a good look for the Golden Globes.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1844.079

I just know nobody watched the Mr. and Mrs. Smith reboot. I saw one commercial for it. They didn't even market it that much.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1866.571

Do you know Sarah's worked on the show, too? Yes, yes. It's Erin's, like, baby. But Sarah, like, was a part of it, for sure.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1874.932

Which we would love to see. I, though, know that the bear is going to win. And, like, that just must be annoying for Erin Foster. Because, like, it's enough already with that show. It's not an honor to be nominated. No, like, when we talk about shows everybody was watching and talking about this year, like, it was nobody wants this.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1900.491

I feel like they could win. I just feel like these awards, like they don't care about what's popular.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1911.339

There also was a category for concert films. Am I correct? Like concert DVDs. And Taylor Swift was not nominated, which is shocking.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1926.841

Last October. I think it was included in this list. I'm not sure, actually. Don't quote me on this. I just read stuff on social media.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1956.095

That would be cool. And when you talk about who made waves in comedy this year, it was Nikki Glaser. It was Nikki Glaser. Although, again, Shane Gillis like being snubbed is like they just don't like him. Like he's not industry approved because that really was the comedy event of the year. Like everybody was talking about it. Right.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1982.438

No, me neither. But I'm going to tune in because I want to see Nikki Glaser and I want to see Wicked. Yeah. And is there a performance? I feel like they're only going to perform at the Oscars.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1995.688

Are there performances at the Golden Globes?

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

2.872

Welcome back to the Chose, and happy Tuesday. That feels like a Monday, because I'm back in my studio for the first time, landed, hopped up the plane at LAX. Literally, every time I leave your house, and again, no slight against you, I'm so happy to be home. I feel disgusting. I wish I never left. It's monsooning in New York. My flight was four hours delayed. Or you wish you never left me.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

2047.052

And I feel like this year, not only because it was an election year, but like just because of everything going on in the world, like was so political. Like I don't think they could or should give it to like a Taylor Swift this year. Whereas in years past, like it was so her year. I think giving it to someone who's not like a world leader or a politician would be wrong.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

2062.822

Like between like Israel, Ukraine, like there was the election. There was a lot politically going on in the world this year.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

2084.732

Which, by the way, I don't know if you want to talk about whilst you're eating turkey, but it is a big deal, that Listeria outbreak. And we let Boris Head get away with far too much.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

2096.194

Of course, I'm just saying, as a society, we moved on from that Listeria outbreak far too fast.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

2109.71

Especially those who work near food. That's being mass produced.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

2126.551

Yeah, but compared to the other people on the list, like seriously.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

2136.674

Yeah, no, everyone was talking about her, but actually overall. No sleep till Easter. She was MIA for most of the year. Like that's what the story was about. So how can you be 10% of the year if you don't leave your house? Okay, so she wouldn't win for you. No, who was the first one? Kamala. Okay, like that would make sense.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

216.319

And then tomorrow we're going to do real housewives of Beverly Hills recap Friday. It'll be our last episode, regular episode of the year. So we'll both watch. Oh no, nevermind. Just ignore me. Um, Yeah, just say something, because I wasn't speaking English.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

2174.843

Okay, because they have me starting from 1927.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

2181.375

For some reason, this list is only starting me at 19. I mean, at 2019. And it was gratitude. Oh, wait. But oh, yikes.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

2217.509

No, that's what I thought, but this person is... What year? Oh, all are... Journalists who were violently attacked or slapped with criminal charges in an empowering effort to silence the free press worldwide. Hmm. I must have missed that one. Oh, Taylor Swift is also... I like a person. Me too, me too. Or like a couple of people because 2017 was the silence breakers.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

2244.35

The voices that launched the Me Too movement. So like Taylor Swift and other notable swirlies. 2016 was Trump. 2015, Merkel. What is she, the prime minister or president?

The Toast

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Angela Merkel. Oh, 2014, the Ebola fighters. That was like such a throwback, Ebola. Yeah. 2013, Pope Francis. 2012, Obama. So it seems like in most election years, they give it to the person who won. So 2012, Obama. 2016, Trump. 20, Joe and Kamala. Oh, not Joe getting like half. A piece for Joe Biden. By logic, and I know he's on the list, 2024 would be Trump. Right.

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But this also just was like such a busy year.

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Yeah, like, this sucks, dude. This blows, even though I hate podcasting with you in person. Like, the remaining episodes are going to be so much better this week because we're apart, and that's why I had to leave.

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I didn't really feel like it was Jerome's year. And I actually have some questions for Jerome. I just paid my taxes and like I would love to see like an itemized list of what it's going to. I don't know if that's the reserves department or the IRS. I just feel like they're all working together to hurt me.

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You know what? I actually feel like if there was a year for Joe Rogan to win, it wouldn't have been this. I understand he actually had a huge impact on the election, but I feel like he made way more ways with his vaccine drama. Yeah.

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What was Elon doing in 21? I think that was the year he like recycled a rocket ship, which was like his biggest feat to date. Like you're not spending $10 billion to build a rocket ship that only goes up once. That was his documentary on Netflix.

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Well, obviously Scheinbaum. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like I heard about her when she was one because everyone is like, her name is Claudia and she's Jewish. And then I never heard about her making strides. And that's not to say she's not a successful president. I'm just saying as somebody who lives a little bit north of Mexico, I don't hear about her work a lot. I hear about Macron.

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I hear about what Trudeau's up to. I actually feel like it's not her year, Scheinbaum.

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What was the Par-G song we were singing last week?

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I don't know. But it just it was a competitive year. The shortlist is kind of like.

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Oh, no. I actually feel like he had quite a loser-y year. Thanks, but no thanks. There have been previous years where he was like, oh, we were always watching those Senate hearings, right? And then he had the viral surfboard moment. I feel like he was kind of low-key this year, like getting a tan and a stylist. I feel like it's not his year.

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No, that was pretty much it. You were just off key. It goes like this. No, actually, I don't know.

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No, she was literally the not person. Yeah, and it can't be Kate Middleton either. She was not visible. So XX. Elon. It could be. Yulia Navalnaya. I don't know. I know like the work of her husband and the bravery. I don't know enough. So I'll leave her. I'm not going to X her, but I'm not sure.

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Yeah. Yeah, actually it would have. Although like this year was like big for him with Hezbollah. The war started in Q4 of last year. By the way, I could definitely see. I would say the biggest story of the year is the war in Gaza. Yeah. in addition to the election. And it was such a big part of the election, and I think why people voted the way that they did.

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So I actually think Netanyahu is a formidable opponent. You think he's number two? To Trump, yeah, or Elon. But yeah, no, I would say second to Trump. Jerome Powell, Joe Rogan, Claudia Scheinbaum, Trump, Zuckerberg. No, okay, yeah. It's going to be, in my opinion, Trump or Biebsters. Or Elon.

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I also, I don't see them breaking their streak. Like this is clearly what they do time strategically for the last decade or two.

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It's interesting that there's no celebrities on this list with the exception of Kate Middleton, but she is like a dignitary. Yeah, I think it wasn't a good year for celebrities. I think so too, because if we're talking about the biggest year of celebrities, like it was Taylor Swift, but compared to last year, it's sort of leveled out. We're all just like used to it now, you know?

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So last year really was her year. Yeah. And this year she just like worked a lot.

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No, people who constantly talk about how hard they work, like you're not working hard at all.

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Like Ben will order it if he's talking to somebody and they're just talking about they've been feeling sluggish lately or they're not, you know, regular or whatever ailment they might have. Ben will send to their house. Like seriously, he thinks it's the most amazing. It really is such a great way to start your day.

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You bring joy. I agree. I was going to say, I didn't know where you were going with that sentence, but the more we do this show and the more our business evolves, it's very clear. Like we need to put out a children's entertainment album. Like seriously, this would need to be for the kids. And I'll never stop singing that Parchee song as obviously the intro.

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Oh my God, I forgot that the Olympics also happened this year. That's a great call. There are no athletes on that list either.

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And she made us so proud as Americans. And she acted so... She held her head... She acted with such grace. And even... She never really told us until now what happened in 2020. She let everybody say all this shit about her. She really acted like such a queen. And then she also in her personal life. You're so right. That's a great call.

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and cynthia's like taking that on and they are also laughing with this so yes she's being cool about it because like i think if she had taken herself so seriously again like with her ai generated she would have gotten clowned on so she actually is rolling with it because the okay just explain so ari admitted in a new interview that she didn't know the meaning behind the holding space comment made in the now viral interview she took part in with cynthia during their wicked press tour

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We obviously need to finally finish our Selena Gomez song. I'm like being alone too much to dance with your heart.

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The interviewer said that like this was not her question. It was a lead up just to like ask whatever question was coming up. But she never even got to the question because Cynthia ran with this couple of words. And so Ari and the interviewer both didn't know what was going on. And Cynthia is just like being, you know, sweet, having this emotional moment. I need to hear from Cynthia now.

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Like what did you think you were being asked?

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And in the interview we're referring to with Ariana, Cynthia's sitting right next to her. I wish Cynthia had said, by the way, so everyone was confused about, you know, why I had this moment. Here's what I thought I was being asked because the interviewer, that wasn't her question. Right. It was a precursor to the question, a lead up. Ari had no fucking idea what was going on.

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So why did she, why was she so breathless?

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streamed anywhere like it was just one tweet that set off it was such an organic viral moment because people try to go viral all the time like yeah it might get like millions of views but it doesn't capture the culture yeah and so what's so funny about this is that it was seriously it was weeks later that this person on twitter discovered the clip right it never went anywhere just you have to think of how many moments like this go undiscovered and how many people just go through conversations like

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I mean, think about personally, how many times in your everyday life, like seriously, are you talking to somebody you've, you've kind of missed the initial question or the admission and you just nod.

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Me too. Me too. Cause we, we have, we, We're getting dangerously close to ruining this. It's still funny, but it's getting a little less funny and I can taste like the ruining. Yeah.

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And I really do believe, we get asked all the time, like, what would you guys be doing if you weren't doing this for a living? And we always give, like, blanket answers, like, social media. But I really believe, like, I would be climbing the corporate ladder of children's entertainment. And I would be, like, a pivotal, either talent-wise or an executive, you know?

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Because I was thinking when you said it, I'm like, wow, I literally missed a whole, like I didn't even hear about it.

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Is it from the cortisone shot or, like, the thing that was ailing him before?

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everybody like who does comedy like talks about the same couple of things but very few people have actually experienced like a near death and this is a good fodder am I the only one who didn't know Jamie Foxx did stand up like I knew he acted and I knew he did comedy acting yeah no you weren't alone when I saw he had this special I literally had to like go back is this comedy

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Yeah, I guess so many people who are like famous actors of today, funny actors, got their start doing stand-up. Maybe they left it behind. Like the Jerry Seinfelds of the world never stopped doing stand-up. Some people do. Like it's kind of a means to an end for them. So I don't know that I knew this.

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I like that. I really like Jamie Foxx. I am endeared to him so deeply because of Dreamgirls. Like he was just my favorite. And I feel like we're in this time, weird time in Hollywood.

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Yes, I knew that. Dreamgirls. I'm endeared to him from Annie. Oh, tracks. Well, I feel like we're at this place in culture where we're looking at these really OG Hollywood people. We're looking at them a little suspiciously, right? Everyone I see, like I just saw these pictures of Ashton Kutcher. He had staged paparazzi of him giving $100 to a valet. Like, tip, did you see?

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And the 100 was literally pointed toward the camera. Everybody is on some sort of PR mission with the Diddy stuff. And so... I am looking at everybody quite suspiciously. And I just in my mind, Jamie Foxx is safe. Jamie Foxx passes muster. I think I do. Like, I think he's like a real family man. And so I just hope, you know, we have to like we have to put out like who we want to protect.

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Also, Beat Shazam. Like, Loki has so much in common with Jamie Foxx. Oh, Beat Shazam.

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He's also, now that I think about it, like, really always maintained a level of, like, family friendliness in all of his content, which I now appreciate, like, realizing it. Yeah. So, please, like... Please don't send me any articles of him at a dainty party.

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Like the way the hundred dollars was pointed.

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And then put it on the PR wire and sent it out to a bunch of different outlets. Oh, wow. Who gives a hundred?

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That is really funny. So I just feel like some bad stuff is coming out about Ashton Kutcher. Like I thought that was a preemptive strike. That is funny.

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I feel like they're really limited in who they can bring on air because every major athlete talking head broadcaster has an ironclad agreement with Fox, with ESPN. So like these are all people without contracts. And that doesn't leave, you know, the cream of the crop. Although JJ Watt like is like a full CBS something. So I don't know how he got in there.

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He must have like a loophole in his contract.

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Yeah, I mean, could they throw one girl in there? Like, girls, especially with everyone watching for Taylor, like, give us something. Like, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with any of these people, but, like, they're not for me, you know?

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No, no, no. I actually wasn't talking about it. I don't want to wear Christmas. I'm over here being like, I want a woman. And let me tell you, during the Mike Tyson Netflix thing, I could not stop talking and texting and being like, why the hell is Rosie Perez? I actually still don't understand why Rosie Perez was one of the emcees on the Netflix Mike Tyson, Jake Paul fight.

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Former host of The View, former actress. I guess she really likes...

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No, you need to be working with, like, the researchers and the scientists. Like, how that Imogen Heap song is, like, specially... A happy song. It's, like, especially engineered to titillate and stimulate and soothe babies, something about the different sounds. They did a lot of research.

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I feel like nobody if they haven't announced it. You don't think Laird? No, I don't. Although she does like definitely have like, no, she's a Disney girl. That's like her new contract. Like Reputation was on Netflix, but then Lily Pond Studios and Eras were on Disney Plus and Hulu.

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They have... have dropped the ball. They have, I think four times now really invested in like a major live streamed event, Chris rock special, which I don't think like broke the internet to the point where they had any issues. But then the love is blind reunion that they did live where everybody was tuning in, did not work for anybody. I couldn't watch Mike Tyson, Jake Paul.

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This is now the fourth and they absolutely have to get together. Half the people couldn't even watch Mike Tyson.

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So what is their plan for that? I would love to hear a press release on that. We've hired new engineers. We bought more cords.

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Yeah. Yeah. We bought more cords. Like maybe they needed an extra charger. Maybe they needed a system.

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A quick hard reset. Yeah. I would like an update on that before I get all excited about seeing Beyonce and Taylor. Agreed.

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Okay, wait. That means Hanukkah is going into January, but let's not talk about that. That's weird. Jackie officially started Our Family Secret Santa. She took the initiative and did the Elfster, emailed everybody, their people. Now, me and Ben did not share. Did you and Zach share?

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Like, you would be ahead of the R&D team, who then sends the files to me, and me and my team implement that into the music. Yeah, I'd want to work for you, I guess. Wow. Oh, I'm so down. What do you think I'd be like as a boss?

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He came in and he wanted to tell me who he got, and I was like, nope. So without like telling me obviously, like give me your reaction to who you got.

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But where do you think you'll be heading to shop? Probably Amazon, if I had to guess. And Amazon is the sponsor of Dear Toasters. They heard that everybody in the actual universe is talking about Dear Toasters. And they said, we want to sponsor Dear Toasters. So this morning, it really hit us. There's only two weeks left to the start of Hanukkah and Christmas.

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And there's still so much left for us to do. It can really start to spiral, especially like now I have this new responsibility of Secret Santa for my person. Like... What is the Jewish secret Santa called? Mystery Maccabee. Hate. Okay. Secret Santa. I have a lot to do and like my Christmas plans are now firming up and I'm getting a little bit nervous.

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But then I remembered I'm an Amazon Swirly Prime member for life and I can get everything that I need without leaving my bed. Now, of course, you have a ton of options when it comes to shopping online. But especially in the holiday season with things being so delayed, like shipping is a nightmare.

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The one thing you can count on in this world is death taxes and Amazon arriving on time, maybe even early. Maybe even early. Yeah. So they have incredible holiday deals. So if you're looking for like big ticket items that you might not shop until they're on sale, like for me, like certain vacuums, certain hair tools, I won't buy until they're on sale.

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And Amazon has great holiday deals across a wide selection of brands that you know and love. And Some of them are at their lowest prices of the year. Plus, if you have a Prime membership, you're getting that unlimited free shipping, including millions of products with the same day and on-day delivery. So there's no need to stress about last-minute shopping.

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Let me tell you, I'm at Jackie's house, and I ordered something on Amazon, and it arrived that day. That's really crazy. Yeah. Now that's customer service. For even more savings, check out Amazon Haul, which has fashion, home, lifestyle, and electronics. All at just $20 or less with the majority of items priced under $10. Some as low as just $1.

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Just make sure to order in time since Amazon Haul has typically delivery in one to two weeks. They also have been using AI at Amazon as like a shopping assistant called Rufus. Like very Gossip Girl coded. It's a real game changer for finding Hanukkah gifts. For any hearts shop for family members, you just tap the Rufus icon, which looks like a little chat bubble with sparkles.

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Yeah, although I... I'm also your younger sister, so, like, I'd be limited in how, like, you know, bossy I can be.

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It's in the navigation bar or at the bottom of the screen in the Amazon app, and it can help you discover unique gifts tailored to your needs.

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And of course, like if you're shopping the deals, it's important to get things for yourself. Like I feel like I've recently, like while I'm shopping for people, I've gotten a couple of things on Amazon that I have been waiting to get, like a Dyson vacuum cleaner. I got such a great deal on it. They had great Black Friday, Cyber Monday and all throughout the rest of the year.

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They have amazing deals. So make sure to monitor that deals page because you shouldn't be paying full price like ever. Also, when in doubt, get a Kindle. Oh, I mean, the Amazon branded products like their own Fire Stick, Kindle. They have the Echo. I have like the Alexa's. Oh, the Blink. Yeah. It's premium. And those Amazon products, they have the best deals during the holiday.

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So visit Amazon.com slash holiday to start shopping today. That's Amazon.com slash holiday. All right, Jax, are you ready for our dear toasters? Kind of the segment on everybody's lips. Yeah, I'm worried. I'm nervous and I'm anxious. Let's just rip off the Band-Aid. So Dear Toasters is our weekly advice segment where Jackie and I do our absolute best to help the swirlies in need.

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They write to us and we, you know, give back to the community. It's our way of doing a little philanthropy weekly. And if you ever want to write in, send us an email, deartoasters at gmail.com. Or you can also head over to our website, thetoastpodcast.com. Scroll down a little bit. There's a submission box that's completely anonymous. Both ways are anonymous. We'll never blow your shit up.

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We're just here to help, okay? Mm-hmm. Turt and Jert, I'm a long-time listener and first-time writer, and I have a very weird dilemma. I spent this Thanksgiving with my boyfriend's family for the first time ever. We've been together for six months, and it's going really well.

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But while we were saying what we're thankful for, he said he was thankful that I'm on Ozempic and I'm on my weight loss journey. I told him afterward that it made me uncomfortable, especially since this was my first time meeting his extended family and they don't need to know I'm on a GLP-1 medication. But he said I was overreacting because he meant it in a good way, that I'm getting healthier.

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That's actually a really good point. I'm glad you brought that up. I don't really have gripes with you. You don't have years-old gripes?

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And if I'm ashamed of that, that it's my own problem. I've brought it up a few times since then and he will not apologize. Am I being crazy? What can I say to make him understand?

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To be honest, if you had said that about your own journey, I'll be at a little oversharing with new family. That's totally understandable to be so excited about your partner's weight loss. Like that's red flag central. I hate also Ozempic is so personal. Most people don't share that they're on it. Not everybody's like me, like spreading their legs. Like it's personal.

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I think for me, like I found it really embarrassing in the beginning. So I was like, I would rather die than admit that I'm on it. It's like, oh my God, stop eating. You have to take a shot every week. Like I felt so embarrassed by it that like, if anybody, oh my God, this.

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I took my power back by making weenie of the... I monetized it. Like, seriously, gripe vanished. I don't have... I have gripes, like, with, you know, other people. Like, some... Seriously, like, you... It's funny. Like I seriously forget nothing. But in the family, like I don't really have like childhood trauma, gripes, things like that.

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This is the craziest part is that when she confronted him, he said, if I'm ashamed of it, then that's my own problem. Like that's so mean.

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No, because if I confronted Ben and said like something you said really embarrassed me, even if, and I feel like we've had a conversation like this before, and even if he disagreed with it, he would feel badly for making me feel embarrassed.

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So like, so there's so, this can't be a perfect relationship. One, because yeah, everybody makes mistakes, but his reaction afterwards makes me think that he doesn't see it as a mistake. And so you can't be a perfect partner, husband, father of your children if you're happy to air your wife's dirty laundry, girlfriend, embarrass her, be okay with it, and not hear her out when she speaks to you.

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He's like, she didn't give a shit. Our next submission is our fault, and so we have to be extra helpful, okay? Hey, girly swirlies.

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No, no, no. I recently started dating this guy. It's been about three months, not official yet, but everything so far has been really great, and I really like him. Last night as he was leaving my apartment, we kissed, and without thinking, I said, love ya, bye, in Jackie's voice. I immediately followed up with, oh, it's a toast reference. You wouldn't get it. To which he responded, the toast?

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His Uber was here and he was rushing out, so we couldn't discuss it further. But now my head is spinning, wondering if he thinks I said love ya. Do I bring it up again to try and explain? Do I completely ignore it and hope it never comes up? Please help. You have to listen to an episode of the toast with him.

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Because actually, if there was a sister that I would like take out on, it would be you. We were like the least close growing up. Right. And I think like I thought you were mean, like for sure.

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Bye. Oh my God. Nobody loves ya. Bye. More than me. Love ya. Bye. The thing is, if you did say it with like a weird intonation in your voice, like you were clearly like, Not rehearsing. What's the word I'm looking for? Copying?

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You were clearly imitating some reference. You're totally fine. Also, I don't think this man thinks you love him. You are not even boyfriend and girlfriend. It's not like you said it prematurely five months in. You're totally fine. Just play the podcast for him. And you can either bring it up again or I think a more natural sort of very subtle... Playing the podcast is the best move.

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Yeah, it's time to work. And we're sorry, and we're sorry. Sorry everything we say is so catchy. And filled with love. Sorry, or you could actually just play him this submission. It's so funny.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. When you guys are on your deathbeds. I'm ready for the third. Hey, Jackson Claude. I desperately need your advice about something disturbing I found on my husband's laptop. To be clear, I was not snooping. I was on his laptop filling out insurance forms. I left my computer at work. When I started the forms, I just wanted to copy and paste a picture.

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So I hit control C to copy. And then when I hit paste, I did not properly copy my picture because instead it pasted some text that I did not write and that I assumed was written by my husband the last time I used the laptop. Right, right, right. The text that appeared before my very eyes was, quote, angry pegging. Do you know what that is, Jax? Pegging.

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Oh, I guess, yeah, an adamant object, yeah, okay. At first, I laughed it off to myself thinking it was some silly random words, but then the wheels started turning. He must have been searching for this phrase while watching porn. Now, I'm not a prude, but this is kind of ick, right? I mean, I had no idea that he was even into that sort of thing.

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We have never done butt stuff other than, you know, a light touch. And the angry, the visuals are really disturbing me. I'm completely kerfuffled. What makes me even more disturbed is that now I'm thinking about our sex life. It's been very vanilla the last year. And so to be honest, he doesn't finish like 25% of the time. Is this all related? Is it because our sex is not intense enough for him?

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Do I say something? Do I ignore it forever? How do I have sex with this man ever again without him thinking of the phrase angry pegging?

The Toast

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Yes, it was her husband, but she doesn't say how long they've been together.

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Jackie's right though. Like I feel like in a marriage, like it's okay to have like a referendum on sex life. Like it can get boring. Like we get busy. So being like, I feel like we've lost a little bit of our spice. Like what should we do? Like give it, put the ball in his court. See if he brings it on.

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Yeah, I understand why your tone in this, dear Toasters, was, like, a little, you know, questionable. But it's important that you go into the conversation, like, totally open and accepting. Because, like, if somebody opens up about, like, a sexual fantasy and you're being like, ew, icky, that's gross, like, you are going to shame them into, like... into hiding for the rest of their lives.

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Like it's actually very triggering. It's called kink shaming, I believe. So if you're gonna have this conversation, you have to be open to like him maybe bringing this up. If you're not open to ever doing this with your husband, don't ask. Don't ask questions you don't want answers to. Cause he's gonna bring it up. You're gonna say no.

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And then it's like, we're at a standstill where he feels embarrassed. You feel grossed out. Like. So if you're open to, if you're open to exploring, have the conversation. If you're not, then you have a piece of information that you can do nothing with.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's go shopping. Or we could do it for the privacy of our own home. Yeah.

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However, if we had to say who was the least close, it was Claudia and I. Because we did split off into two groups of two at certain times. More often than not, naturally, it was Olivia and Jackie and then Margo and I. The oldest and the youngest. But then Olivia and I really started to get really close. We had a lot of similar interests.

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No, they do. Oh, well, you also could do that. Just surprise him. Be like, listen. Do not do that. I read your mind. I read your mind. No, because what if it was like a friend...

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A thousand percent. A thousand percent. So have an open and honest conversation if you are open.

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That's a huge part here. But there's a lot, you know, it's a spectrum. Of course, of course. You get to get started. You can start small. Maybe you'll like it so much, you know? Right. Maybe you become like the angriest pegger there ever was. I would really like to thank everybody for writing in to us today and all days for being open and honest and vulnerable with us.

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Hopefully, I actually think we provided really helpful advice this week. Some weeks we just like laugh and don't give the best advice.

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Right, and that you need to bring out your boyfriend.

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And I feel like we left the girls in a really good spot today. I think so, too. And that feels right. That feels right. That's our show, you guys. Almost 90 minutes. We've got to get this uploaded. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast and Millennium Morning Show, where we deliver the Fast Five stories that you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube.

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we are too scared of each other so lazy together we're so lazy together because we just want to like be together but when we're apart we're like too scared of the other to just like say screw the schedule no and the schedule is what keeps us alive like but when i'm at your house or you're here it's just like whatever like i hate podcasting with you in person so as much as i hated flying home and like leaving my family and like waking up without the boys in my bed like it was horrible

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So, if you're watching us on YouTube, please don't forget to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up. We are also available as podcast anywhere. Podcasts can be found on Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Radio, iHeartRadio, CastBox, all the places. Wherever you listen to podcasts, find us at Toast.

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Leave a five-star review about how beautiful, stunning, and ooooh, I can't lay down, I can't lay down. Love ya. Bye. Love ya. Bye. Love ya. Bye.

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I would say like the family dynamic shifted when we started watching Law & Order SVU. And then like me and Olivia were a unit. And then you and Margo were a unit too. Yeah.

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And you and I, so the different ways we could have split up, we were never together. It was either me or Olivia. We never split up in our own way, like, until now. Right. And so the fact that we ended up working so closely together is actually kind of odd. But back to the childhood gripe, like, we were all really close growing up. But, yeah, I guess you and I were the least close.

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So if there was anyone I would have a gripe with, it's you. And I can tell you I don't. Great, I don't have one. Because that was kind of the thing. You didn't even literally talk to me enough to have a gripe. Do you know what I mean? Seven seasons later, I don't have a gripe. It's good to know that we don't have a gripe. We are washing our hands of this gripe.

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Margot, I guess, I wonder if she, did she talk on the redheads at her middle seat drama? Because when we would get in a car, it was always the same layout. Mom in the front, live in the front. Us three in the back, but who wants the middle? The youngest sister gets the middle. It's the worst seat. You don't have armrests. Everybody's kicking you. There's nowhere to put your legs.

The Toast

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And that was Margot's designated spot for life. What does she feel about that? Did she discuss that on the redheads?

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She would have loved that. Thousand percent. If only we had a three row vehicle at the time.

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oh sister tings oh sister tings we have a lot to discuss today there are stories there's your toaster so i'm ready to dive in unless there's anything we haven't covered that you would like to discuss no i'm ready to dive in because i saw you recently i bid you adieu and then that was that not much else has happened so without further ado to do to do

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And the Fast Five stories that you need to know are brought to you by Saks.com. I can confirm those rumors. I know a lot of people were wondering. The premiere. Yeah, they were. Did you see that article about us? It's like... No, but my Gizmo look was brought to you by Saks.com. How about that? I love that. So I feel like the holiday season is brought to you by Saks.com.

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Saks.com is the premier digital platform for luxury fashion. And especially with the holidays right around the corner, they're making it easy to find the perfect gifts for everyone. Even the pickiest people on your list... Even, you know, the people who appear to have everything, like Jackie, like seriously, what do you get for her? Head to Saks.com, problem solved.

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I can think of a million things. They have you covered. They have a really versatile collection of fashion, of course, but also beauty, home decor, so much more. And I think what makes Saks so different, because obviously, you know, all these websites want your business on the holidays, but Saks really just makes it easy for you. Super like easy to navigate, but they put together gift guides.

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And I feel like people just throw together gift guides with like no thought. The Saks ones are so well thought out. So if you're looking for something for like a kid, there's one for that. Or like a beauty lover, you can get them like sexy La Mer lip gloss. Like they're giving you ideas for gifts that you're not getting anywhere else. And so if you're looking for...

The Toast

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a gift for somebody who's like really into handbags. Like they would recommend the Marc Jacobs leather mini bag. They're not doing like basic stuff. They're doing really tailored, really niche because sometimes these gift guides are actually not helpful.

The Toast

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But that's what separates sex.com is their gift guides are actually premium and they're giving you things like you haven't seen on other websites. And of course, when it comes to holiday shopping, it's so important to shop for yourself. You don't want to be like, you know, you work so hard to look good for everyone and then like you show up at a slob at like at the holiday party, right?

The Toast

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It is the right thing to do so we can churn out premium episodes, four more episodes until the end of Toast season one. I forget, six? Seven? I feel like at the beginning of the year we thought it was seven and it was actually six because remember we celebrated six years of Toast.

The Toast

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And the website makes it really easy to shop, especially by budget. Cause we have a budget for the, for the Elster secret Santa thing. So it's just really easy to use. Um, And really, I highly recommend checking out their gift guide. So head to Saks.com to make this holiday season memorable for you and your loved ones.

The Toast

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Today's episode is also brought to you by Haya, Haya Health, the children's vitamin that's taking the world by storm, especially in my niece's world. Like her life has not been the same. So typical children's vitamins, the ones that we used to take growing up, they're really like candy in disguise.

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They're filled with two teaspoons of sugar, really unhealthy chemicals, other gummy junk that kids who are growing up really should not eat. And that's why Haya was created. It's a pediatrician-approved, super-powered, chewable vitamin.

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While most children's vitamins are filled with five grams of sugar and can contribute to a variety of health issues, Haya has zero sugar, zero gummy junk, but it tastes great and it's perfect for picky eaters. And what it's doing is filling the most common gaps... in modern children's diets to provide the full-body nourishment that your kids need with a yummy taste that they love.

The Toast

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It's formulated with the help of nutritional experts, and it's supercharged with 15 essential vitamins and minerals like vitamin D, B12, C, zinc, folate, and so many others. It's non-GMO. It's vegan. It's dairy-free. It's allergy-free. It's gelatin-free. It's nut-free. It's really free of anything you can imagine.

The Toast

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So if you have a kid who's either super picky or has allergies or intolerances to certain things, Haya probably will work for you. Also, the bottle's really cute. Like, the kids love it. They have, like, little stickers that you can put on it.

The Toast

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It's, like, a fun activity, and it's getting the kid excited about health and wellness, which is good because sometimes, like, getting your kid to take medicine can be a contact sport. We have also worked out a special deal for our listeners with Haya and their best-selling children's vitamin. Receive 50% off your first order. To claim this deal, you have to go to hayahealth.com slash toast.

The Toast

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So keep in mind that this deal is not available on their regular website. It's only when you go to hiahealth.com slash toast. And that's spelled H-I-Y-A-H-E-A-L-T-H dot com slash toast. And you'll get your kids the full body nourishment that they need to grow into healthy adults. This is just something you can do to give you peace of mind. Kids really like it. They taste good.

The Toast

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It's like a fun activity. So they get excited about it. And you're doing good by them without all that sugar and crapola. So check out hiahealth.com slash toast. Today's episode is also brought to you by GameTime. You know, the number one ticketing app. Everybody loves it. They're always giving us new reasons to buy our tickets at GameTime. And now here's another one. GameTime has a new feature.

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It's called GameTime Picks. And it makes getting tickets for your favorite live events even easier. So GameTime Picks filters out the fluff to show you only incredible deals on great seats so you don't have to waste time searching through thousands of tickets.

The Toast

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So this new Game Time Picks thing is basically curation and it makes it easier to save more on sports, concerts, comedy, theater, whatever type of event you're going to. Game Time is a great app to have downloaded on your phone.

The Toast

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And if you find yourself like, you know, feeling spontaneous and there's, you know, a fabulous thing going on in your town, Game Time will just get you access to the best seats. I really like it because of their all-in pricing. I think that

The Toast

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buying tickets these days has really turned into such a scam that like you buy a ticket by the time you get to the checkout page the price is almost doubled because of all the hidden fees well they allow you to toggle the all-in pricing feature on game time and the price you see is the price you pay and it's just so much better like no surprises at the end also they're giving you seat views of what seats you're buying you're

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They offer the lowest price guarantee, or they will credit you 110% of the difference. Take the guesswork out of buying tickets with GameTime. Download the GameTime app, create an account, and use code TOAST for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply. Again, create an account and redeem code TOAST for $20 off. Download GameTime today. Thank you, turd time. What can I say?

The Toast

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It's very musical theater of me. I feel like that's like the transition from one scene to another. Then it's nighttime.

The Toast

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Oh, I like that too. I prefer Not my best, but you know what I was going for.

The Toast

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Is it a story that Jay-Z was out and about last night? No, because it's just a premiere. Yeah, I just want to talk about it briefly after. Remind me, because I had a thought. Okay, you can talk about it now. Okay, so Jay-Z forced his family to go out last night. You know they were fighting in the car. Beyonce's like, seriously, you and your stained reputation. Now I have to be seen with you.

The Toast

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Yeah, but it is nice that I can wear them at any size. It is.

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Okay, do you want me to send them to you right now? Yeah, I'd like to see. Even though, like, if you read the chat, I did, like, I did show everyone the wind-up.

The Toast

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You're more than welcome to borrow it, yes.

The Toast

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Okay, I'm sending you. Okay. So. Oh, Parchee Mew Mew. Yeah, I got that one. Okay, very cool. And then in the second picture, I got the two bags in the front. You guys, they were half off. Blue and white and tan. Yep. Love. And then these, they were inspired by you. I was surprised you didn't answer me. Jackie has these fab pair of Miu Miu heels that are so comfortable. They're like great basics.

The Toast

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And every time I wear them, I'm like, oh, I need to buy them because they're so comfortable. They're so classic. And I don't really like, I find heels really uncomfortable. And they're so expensive. But like, you know, it's worth the investment, but you know me and my cheapie. So they had them at the outlets and had them in two colors, but one wasn't my size. I would have gotten them in both.

The Toast

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And we also talk about the pace in which his feet move, which is very slow.

The Toast

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Yes, designer. And deals. Yeah, that's so us, designer deals.

The Toast

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So all I have to say, I'm not that cheap. I bought three Prada bags on Sunday, okay? Yes, they were 50% off and fell off the back of a truck, but still.

The Toast

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But I did just get my $4.95 breast pump in the mail. Insurance. insurance covered and I got 1,000 milk bags. God willing, I should need all of them.

The Toast

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The Spectra. What color? Blue. Well, I called Shannon yesterday. Did you see Shannon's stories?

The Toast

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So Shannon was like, you know, I know we all clown on like health insurance and how it's like the worst thing ever, but it is like amazing that you get a free breast pump. And hers had just arrived. And I was like, oh my God, same, mine just arrived. Like, this is so exciting. And then she was unboxing it and she got the pink Spectra.

The Toast

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And I said, I called her. I said, Shannon, you got to go blue. You got to go blue. Everybody knows Jackie told me that. But then everybody echoed like blue, blue, blue. And she was like, wait, what? Taylor told me pink. And I was like, really? And like Taylor's a trusted source.

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Taylor's like her mom, best friend who has like a thousand kids. And so I was like, maybe she got confused. So then Taylor and Shannon spoke and actually she had a really good explanation. She's like, no, I said what I said as like your main pump. it being plugged into a wall, which is what the pink one requires, it's much more powerful.

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Yeah, it's duck, it's the other way. So basically his toes, like one's a conservative and one's a liberal. Like they never see eye to eye on anything. And we discovered that Ben actually, and I'm surprised that, you know, because his mom is very into, she always tells me like when they were growing up, they did like so many activities. She's very into like, you know, keeping the kids stimulated.

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Your portable pump can be whatever, but like if this is gonna be your main one, like yeah, get the one that plugs into the wall. Where are you going? So pink is more powerful than blue? That's what Taylor said. Wow.

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Of course. I actually feel like you do wanna doubt Taylor's lived experience.

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Yeah. So lots going on. And it was only $4.95. And Shannon, when she did the spectra, she was like, oh, the blue one was $4.95 with insurance. And the pink one was free. I'm like, yeah, they can't give it away fast enough.

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Correct. But you only get one free one with insurance. Per child? Per child, yeah.

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Yeah, but if you wanted to switch, I'm saying. Oh, you can't send it back? I don't know. Shannon's like, I'll have to call my insurance company, all the paperwork. It's not worth it.

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Don't we all need an extension cord?

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You've actually reached like peak living when you have multiple extension cords.

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Like what's stopping you from calling an electrician and putting in an outlet? Nothing. Like I rented an apartment where the outlets, where the outlets are, they are like, it's, it's done. You know, there's nothing I can do about it, but that's your fucking home, bitch. You built it. Like put an outlet literally on your bed. Like, yeah. Yeah. Maybe I will.

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My outlet in my bedroom, like the one that's like my main hub for my heating pad and my phone charger, my hatch, it's in the worst fucking spot. Like I've actually thrown my back out trying to plug my phone in.

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Oh, well, you got to go on Amazon and get that thing. Yeah. It's like it plugs into both outlets and it gives you six. That's what I have. Okay. I'll send you an affiliate link. Send me the link.

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I'm always sending my friends and family affiliate links.

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Oh my God. We are such female founders. Confessions.

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It's Lemonada Day. I just want to let you know, like I'm actually at my wits end with Megan. We literally don't even talk about her.

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I'm not saying, I'm not saying with you. I'm saying like with the, with people, like I've actually had enough of her.

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I guess. I guess. Yeah. This is where I'm in a prison of my own making.

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I'm surprised she never threw him in a ballet class because it turns out Ben- He has incredible what they call turnout, which is your ability to turn out your feet. He was born in fifth position. So we last night went through all the positions that you can do in ballet. Let me tell you, Ben didn't even flinch. He executed them all flawlessly and even like trained dancers.

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Like you have to train your feet to turn out, like to have this natural inclination to be able to like, Ben can make his feet like into an equal sign. Yeah. Yeah. And he doesn't, it doesn't hurt. He's not even trying. I fear he really missed out on a career as a ballerina.

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I remember that we were guessing like female founders.

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You said Whitney. Did I? I think you did. If I had remembered that, I would have been more excited about this story.

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It's really doesn't bode well for like Megan show that I was able to guess her first guess. Like it's because everything is so generic and corny, like female founders, you know?

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Yeah, it's just so unoriginal and corny. Like I, the fact that I guessed it and I'm not even like a particularly smart person. I can't even remember that I guessed it. Like, I don't think it bodes well for the future of this show.

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The interesting thing about podcasting is what we always say, right? Like the cream rises, you can't fake it. And so. With like the jam, and we didn't even talk about it last week, the jam went on sale and sold out instantly. And, you know, it looked to have been really successful. Now, we don't know if she made 100,000 jams or she made 10 jams and they all sold out.

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So a lot, I think, of being a celebrity and having brands or an influencer even is like smoke and mirrors, right? Yeah, for sure. You can pretend that you have all the influence in the world, but only you really know like what coin you're bringing home.

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With a podcast, it's really interesting to see who flies and who falls. And I will be very interested to see how this episode debuts. The charts don't lie. I looked this morning. Now, it is really early. I didn't see it anywhere, but it did just drop. So I give it 24 hours.

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I do think. It's not YouTube. Like if you put up a YouTube video, the public can see exactly how many views it has.

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Now, speaking of her ad spots, Liz Woods did point out, because I was curious about this as well, you know, part of being a podcaster, you guys just heard me do three ads, like you read ads. And I actually, I meant to tell you this. So on the good guys, they were talking about how Gavin Newsom just launched a podcast, like how crazy that is. And Ben was like, well, he does ads?

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Like, that's crazy. He's the governor. Yeah. And I actually went to listen to hear the ads. And they're prerecorded commercials by, like, someone else. It's not Gavin's voice.

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And it's an iHeartRadio podcast, so it sounds like a radio commercial that you hear in the car. And so Megan's is the same as Gavin Newsom's, where it's not Megan reading. Even though she had, like, premium sponsors of this episode, like Discover Credit Card, it was not in Megan's self voice. I don't like that.

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Oh, my God. Speaking of women in podcasting, I have to say something. I, I'm actually really worried about Kylie Kelsey. So I don't, I don't listen to a lot of podcasts, but I don't listen to any podcasts, honestly, but hers comes across my desk all the time. Cause she's always like talking about like mom stuff and she has like different celebs on.

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And I guess her thing is like, she tells it straight, right? Like not going to lie is the name of her show. So she won't lie. And so she is always responding to people who say ludicrous things about motherhood. And I just genuinely want to know who the hell she hangs out with because who the fuck is saying this shit to you? I saw a clip and it was like, C-sections aren't real births.

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And people say that to her. I guess she's had a couple of C-sections. Who the fuck says that? Like, that's insane. And nobody I know would ever say that. And I feel like, yes, it's like produced content for a podcast, but like, it makes it seem like literally she knows the worst people because it's like, oh, people will say to me, who? Maybe she's talking about like social media.

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a narrative out there that's like c-sections aren't real birds but like no respectable person says that with their whole chest correct so yeah she's responding to like these gutter trolls yeah so but but the way she says it conversationally sounds like like somebody you know like her friend yeah and i'm always like girl you need new friends like you need a new social circle but it maybe she is just like responding to general like things yeah not like specific instances

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Because it really made me worried for like who she hangs out with.

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Well, I welcome Megan, of course, as a female founder myself and a female podcaster. Good luck. Yeah. A woman in podcasting. Good luck. Like, I don't, like, I don't care, you know?

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No, she's taking it really seriously from, like, a business perspective. And that, to me, is just uninteresting. Like, I don't know who the next guest is going to be. And there are women, especially that I'm sure she knows, who are really entertaining but also have amazing businesses. Like, she should have Reese Witherspoon on, you know? Not that there's anything wrong with Whitney Wolfe.

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She's, like, built an amazing billion-dollar business. But, like, from an entertainment perspective, it's not an entertainment show. It's a business show. And for that, I'm just, like, bored.

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Yeah, and I know that they're not in a studio together both looking pargy wearing like Laura Piana sweaters because I know it's done remotely and she's in her living room and it's audio only. So like seriously, I'm out. Is there anyone she could have on that you would- Gwyneth.

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Yeah. Do you feel like you missed your calling in any particular skill or sport?

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I know we already had this conversation, but my money is more on Megan going on the Goop podcast to promote her own new podcast. And Gwyneth wouldn't go on this unknown show.

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Maybe two for two with pod predictions. I think so. I can't believe I said Whitney. Somebody find the clip for me, please. I don't believe it. I'm literally so smart.

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By the way, I remember the exact conversation. And I remember making a prediction that you thought was good because I remember feeling good about myself. And then I remember, like, you couldn't think of one. I'm like, oh, she's so dumb. I'm so smart. No, no, no.

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No, like, you couldn't think of one. I remember. Oh, okay. So now, okay.

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Yeah. And, like, you were dumb and I was smart. Remember that part?

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Correct. So I remember that feeling. I just don't remember exactly whom I predicted. Got it. Well, I don't think of the Bumble founder a lot. So like I'm surprised she was in my brain.

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Yes. Oh, that's beautiful. I'm holding space for two truths. My calling is totally to be a podcaster, but I do wish I had applied myself a little bit more in like the theatrics department. I think I could have, I could have made something of myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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If I had like, you know, done show choir or like whatever, maybe joined an acapella group at NYU. I think I could have a career both as a podcaster, but also a pop star. Yeah, that's a bummer. Sorry. I have no regrets. I'm happy with where life landed me. Yeah. And I think Ben is too. And I don't think he's lamenting over a career loss as a ballerina. I don't know if that was his dream.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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But he has a natural inclination for it.

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Welcome back to the toast and happy. What is it? Oh, only Tuesday.

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I'll send you a video. You will die at his feet. I know them.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And she, like, low-key has been with him for a while, and he's a really good basketball player.

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He was already in it, you know? Flawlessly. It was so funny.

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I'm also just experiencing this kind of terrible phenomenon where I have to pee so bad, I have to pee so bad, I have to pee so bad, and I go and there's no pee. What is that? UTI. No. Really?

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Yeah. Like, he's legit. She's not, like, married to, like, not married, excuse me, they're dating, but, like, you know, like a sad basketball player. I think some girls just want to date basketball players so they'll pick up anyone. Yeah. No, he's, like, he's a real player.

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yeah no but like some some girls just want to say that they're dating an NBA player so like there's a scrub who like still wears jeans to the game he just because he's not going to get played and he makes $200,000 a year and like you have a boyfriend in the NBA yeah but that's not what this is so I just wanted to be clear like she low-key has like a boyfriend who's really good I assume get the vibe she's always at like Sushi Park okay she was there once but yeah that we saw always there

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But if you're just like looking for like you're a regular person who just feels like crap all day, like you have fatigue in the afternoon, that's like not how you're supposed to feel. And once you start taking Armora, colostrum, as you guys know, colostrum is like the first thing you're given at birth. It's like kind of this like paste that comes out of your breast.

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Well, Armora is bovine colostrum and it has tons of benefits. We've worked out a special offer for the toasters to receive 15% off their order when they go to tryarmora.com slash toast or just enter code toast to get that 15% off your first order. T-R-Y-A-R-M-R-A dot com slash toast.

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one you just like two baby two um yeah meeting the child three like the smells like i feel like i'm so excited to see what my baby smells like like baby smell newborn smell not like but but it's my baby you know like all babies smell good and your children have smelled amazing like seriously some of the best smells of my life and i can only imagine like this one's gonna be even better it's mine

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Well, I called Jackie because I had a question for my doctor. But I think that at first I was being a little dramatic. So I was like, I'm not going to call Dr. Fox. I'm going to call Jackie. And you guys know my obsession with catching my mucus plug. I have only recently learned about the mucus plug. And ever since I found out about it, I just think it's so interesting.

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Yeah, I feel like when you're so close to it, you don't smell it as much.

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But maybe you weren't taking the time to acknowledge the smell. Maybe.

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Okay. Well, I'll let you know. I'll report back. And then third, kisses. Like, no one can tell me, like, how many kisses. Much girl. Much girlation.

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She would have to like beg him to pay bills even though they were living in her house that she fully paid off.

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I think that she's making a compelling case with everything she shares, right? Like she's just, and she, I feel like she keeps maintaining like a level, even though she's like dragging him through the gutter, she keeps maintaining like a level of respect.

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Like even with the, we talked about this on the Patreon, so I won't repeat, but when she was saying like he would never pay bills, she was like, I wasn't perfect either. Like, yeah, I was crazy not letting him podcast because I had a podcast. So she keeps like owning her shit. So if you're gonna drag someone, like you have to be perfect, right?

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But she keeps owning her shit with every breath that she also drags him in. which I think is like making a compelling case. And I think that, I mean, this is kind of crazy. So I just wanted to go to his Instagram because I think there's something.

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Yes, that's what I was just pulling up. He was asking people on March 4th on Instagram, like, what should I name my new dog?

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Now, to me, the weirder thing about this is and I want to know, like, I would like to hear from Sean Booth. OK, because now there are three people who are like obsessed with golden retrievers. And it all started with Sean Booth. Do you remember that? Like Tucker Doodle. So Tucker Doodle was Sean Booth's dog.

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And for those who maybe don't know, Jackie, you told me about this. Your mucus plug is kind of this clump of mucus that falls out of your uterus when you're due to give birth. They say it can be an indicator of a week.

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And then when him and Caitlyn got engaged and moved in together, like it was their family dog. But when they broke up, like he was Sean's dog first. And people were like really following along the devastation of Caitlyn losing Tucker. Now he wasn't wrong for taking Tucker, but it's just like a sad part of a breakup. It's just sad. And people were so sad for her. And then she got ramen noodle. Yes.

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She got a rescue golden retriever. And another one, Pino. Pino Noir. Yeah. So she has two golden retrievers. Then Jason comes and she becomes like the Sean Booth. Jason comes to live with her. He falls in love with these two dogs who are not his. Ramen and Pino. Ramen and Pino. And then they break up and he's dealing with the fallout of losing. So he gets a doodle or whatever. What is it?

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It's the dog from Full House. And so to me, like, that's the funny thing here. Like, not the name. I can't get over, like, what does Sean Booth think of all of this?

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Yes. Jason's next girlfriend is going to fall in love with Teddy. And then she's going to be heartbroken. And she's going to get snickerdoodle.

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It's just sort of like, hey, how y'all doing? We're coming. No, it's still really early for me to have lost my mucus plug, but it's not out of the realm of possibility. And I don't know, I was just looking at my undies being like, It's giving mucus. Mucous?

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No, it is now common for you to be in a public relationship, break up, and then within the next month, go on a podcast or your own podcast and share every dirty detail. Like, yes, even if somebody wasn't great to you in a relationship, barring, you know, like really bad things, like relationships are two people being human and you should be allowed to like keep that private.

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It's like an icky thing. I don't like it. And so she actually never really talked about him. He had a whole relationship since then with Kat. It's been a long time and I still feel like she is being respectful. Yeah.

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Yeah. Now she's pissed. Now with the name, I've seen like, you know, two schools of thought online. The first being like, oh, this is so disgusting of him. And two being like, I think like, you know,

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men were giving more men this man more credit like that he was even listening that he knew like your favorite baby name you know but she swears she swears it's like a core part of their relationship it was like from the beginning of their time together like it was a thing so i think it's odd that she told him what she wanted to name her baby the first day she met him no like girls are just like crazy you know

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But I can see for Caitlin that it's like you named your dog my baby name. Well, the fact that one's a human and one is a dog is obviously an issue as well.

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if caitlyn's baby and jason's baby have the same name like that yeah weirder but teddy is um also theo so correct trailblazer trailblazer yeah it's it's definitely all right well caitlyn now that you can't use the name might i suggest dora do dadu just an idea crunchy angel what a weird saga what that was like a weird development that made me feel weird Agreed.

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Well, let's dive into Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment, where every Tuesday, Jackie and I select three submissions from swirlies who have written in to us from around the globe about things going on in their lives. Today, we have one update and two submissions. If you ever want to write to us, it's deartoasters at gmail.com or head over to our website, thetoastpodcast.com. Scroll down.

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There's a submission box. Both methods of communication are completely anonymous. Do not worry. Now, which one do we want to read first?

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Yeah, so I did show, just to be clear, because you know Jackie's squeamish like that, she did let me show her my underwear, which was really nice. Thanks for that. And she was really cool about it, and she assured me that it's probably nothing but just to text Dr. Fox. Dr. Fox said, doesn't look to be terribly alarming.

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Sure. So the original submission was like maybe two or three weeks ago about her husband who got a new secretary and she like calls him crying a lot and then they were in the car and she was like, are you alone? And he was like, no one hung up, remember? Do you want me to read the full submission?

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My husband recently got a new secretary. She always calls and texts him and cries to him every day about her marriage issues and that she might be getting a divorce. She barely shows up to work, but my husband has not fired her. Last weekend we were away. She called to ask a work question. She was on speaker and at the end of the call she asked, are you alone? He quickly said no and hung up.

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When I asked him about it, he was like, oh, it's probably nothing, but I don't think it was nothing. Am I crazy? Is it something nefarious going on? I want to snoop, but I don't want to snoop, but maybe I should. And we told her like, this woman sounds crazy and unprofessional, but trust your gut. Like, just keep an eye on her. Jezebels must be washed. Okay. I ran out.

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He ran after me, crying, pleading, saying he's sorry. It's not his fault. He's a sex addict and I need to give him a chance and he'll go for help. I want to be there for him and help him. I just really can't move past this. I'm currently at my sister's house, just still in shock and unsure what to do. Anyways, your podcast is the only thing that makes me smile daily. So thank you, Swirlies.

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Like, no, like your first you've just been caught. No. And your first thing is to come up with an excuse.

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Right, and the issue is fidelity. Like, I'm out.

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No, she doesn't. Run for the hills. Agreed. And I think the lesson here is, like, it's hard not to get carried away, but you really should trust your gut. But sometimes your gut is so crazy.

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And when you love your husband, as you should, like, you see them in the best possible light.

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I'm really sorry that that happened to you. I'm glad you found out. Me too. Before it was like too late and gets so complicated with kids.

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Yeah. But like I do. And I know it's like a common thing where like you take pictures of like your bodily fluids during pregnancy and share them with your health care provider. It's really not something through the portal. Right. It's really not something I'm like I'm ever going to be OK with.

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Right. That's what's crazy. You know, God was on your side.

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Because they could have just also been working, you know.

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They don't spend the whole workday making out.

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It could have been something that was excused away.

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Yeah. I'm sorry. Okay, hello. I'm in dire need of your help. Trudy, I know you can relate since this is your worst nightmare. My mother-in-law loves to give us gifts, a.k.a. junk. For Easter, three weeks early, she gave us a bag of shit... That weighs more than my one and a half year old. Upon opening it, 95% of it was old and used. There was cat hair on it. I'm allergic and I hate cats.

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So I kindly asked if she wanted the bag and they used eggs back. She was mad and told me that I could throw it away. I explained how I don't love clutter and I feel guilty throwing things away. Plus, I'm a busy working mom, so a trip to the donations bin isn't an ideal thing. She was passive aggressive and now I don't know what to do. I can't handle more junk and shit in my house.

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Do I throw it away and try not to feel bad? Do I not accept the junk? Hell. Okay, this is so a case of a sweeper.

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I am someone who like if you bring something to my house, I don't even care if it's like plated in gold. It's going in the trash. Like I hate shit. And I agree. Like it feels so stupid and wasteful. And you just want to tell the person bringing you the shit like stop. But we have to act right. And so I don't think you should say anything.

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I think the fact that you did say anything is like kind of rude. This is your mother-in-law. So you want your used eggs back. You need to make peace with throwing shit away. You it's Marie Kondo. Is this sparking joy?

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No, you absolutely have to be OK with throwing things away because if you're going to be as militaristic about junk as I am, you can't like tell every sometimes people are just being nice. Like you can't tell them that it's ugly and gross and you don't want it, even though it's ugly and gross and you don't want to throw it away. You have to get comfortable feeling uncomfortable.

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And while it's admirable, you want to go to the donations bin. Please, the people who are using that bin deserve better than your used eggs.

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Yeah, but that's a real issue. I have it too. And that's what I was just saying. Like, please. And I think my friends and family who listen to this podcast heard me. Like, if you're coming over to my house postpartum, don't bring anything. A cupcake, of course, is always welcome. But like, don't bring crap.

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There's so many things I've gotten used to, like people sticking their hands up my vagina probe, like the sending pictures of my knickers. Like it's not it's not going to ever be normal to me. Sorry.

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And don't bring it with like ribbons and cellophane. Like that's more trash for me.

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I so stand with this girl. I know. And you work so hard to make your home party. And especially, like, how hard do you work when you're having company over, right? Like, your house is never cleaner than the second before company comes. Just for them to come with their ugly shit. Like, I hear you. It's disrespectful. If you're coming over for dinner, don't bring me a gift. I'm good.

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Okay, this one's like kind of crazy, okay? Hi, ladies. I'm feeling like such a brat, but give it to me straight, am I? My husband and I have worked really hard to make a good living and provide for our family financially in a way that we've always wanted to. And recently, our success has afforded us the ability to join a private club that we are absolutely loving.

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The club does allow us to bring a limited number of guests. Can we come? Right. Well, here, we're going to find out. Ready? The club does allow us to bring a limited number of guests on site for special events. So my husband is wanting to invite his sister's family to things. Sorry, I don't know why I just stuttered. My husband is wanting to invite his sister's family to things.

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And here's where I might be a brat. My sister-in-law and her family are not the elk of country clubbers, if you know what I mean. They don't work. They don't even try to work. They live off of their parents. They're in their late 30s. They're older than us. They do not own the proper attire to attend events at this venue.

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To make matters worse, I find them insufferable to be around and impossible to relate to. This makes holiday events especially hard. My PGM of a husband wants to invite them to country club events and doesn't have an embarrassed bone in his body. He doesn't understand why I have so much anxiety around this. What do I do?

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Even though we are taking the picture.

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And if there is a dress code, like a lot of clubs like require a man to wear like a collared shirt or whatever, just let them know. Yeah.

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I care more about like what's on top of the buffet, you know? Yeah. You're really, you need to completely rejigger your priorities. It sounds like you just hate these people and like you're looking for an excuse for them not to come. But Jackie's right. Like you should never be embarrassed of your family. Like family's family.

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She just mommed you hard. You've been mothered.

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No, but I do think you have a responsibility as the club member to let them know about the dress code.

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But they need to know if they can't wear a hat or shorts or flip flops. Right. So... Just, like, get over it.

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Yeah. Stop, I'm, like, feeling defensive of the sister.

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I mean, them not having jobs, like, is a little crazy.

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Right, their parents are rich enough. Sounds like country clubbers. It sounds like clubbers to me. That's a good inconsistency you pointed out. Yeah.

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Interesting. Follow up. Do let us know. Yeah. Guys, that's our show. A Nalafi for you. Is it Nalaf?

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Yeah, it's like an hour 10. I know you are flying blind. You need to get a clock.

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Well, I have a sense that today's episode is over and I've had such a pleasure being here with you. But my spidey senses are telling me to wrap up. Okay. I'm older. Me too. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast the Monday Morning Show where we deliver the fast five stories you need to do every Monday through Friday on YouTube.

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In a negative way. You're right. You're right. You know, I low key like wished it was my mucus plug because I'm just like waiting for the day that just know when I lose my mucus plug, you guys will be the first to know.

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So if you're watching this on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up. We're also available as a podcast anywhere podcasts can be found. So that's Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Video, iHeartRadio, CastBox, all the places where we listen to podcasts. Find us at Toast. Leave a five-star review. Yes, yes, of course.

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About how beautiful, about how stunning, and of course about how wickedly talented we are.

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Oh, wait. That's why the frames are empty. They're waiting for my mucus plug to be smeared on the wall.

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Some people don't lose it. And some people don't even realize that they lost it. Like what if I pee in the middle of the night? Like it's dark. I'm not looking at the toilet bowl.

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Me too. Like I just think it'd be a really beautiful full circle moment. We have to listen. I think it's on the Patreon. Jackie's first birth story, which I mentioned, she just low key casually name drops the mucus plug. Like as if I know what that is. And my reaction, like that was a pivotal moment for me as a woman. I think that was one of the things that made me want to get pregnant.

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Oh, is that what Diablo means? I should know that as a tosada.

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Okay. That's good. That's good. So the fact that I had doubts, like, yeah, you won't have a doubt. Okay, it's too early.

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So beautiful. So I don't know if there's like a Vegas odds on when my mucus plug's gonna fall out, but it's, as far as I know, it's still inside. Okay, but hedge your bets, you guys. Yeah.

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I can't wait. I'm just as excited for the mucus plug's arrival as I am for the baby's.

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Bruno's not a handsome devil. He's a handsome angel. It's true.

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Of course. I don't want the plug to look overlooked. Yeah. We also need a name for the plug. Like Pluggio? No. Would you like to be the namesake?

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I think it embodies the plug. Yeah. Plogers sounds like something you read on Urban Dictionary, like a Blumpkin or something, like a Plogers.

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You have a Plogers. Can I tell you that today we have deer toasters? We actually have an update from somebody who wrote in somewhat recently, and it's like, people always say we're being dramatic, right? For once, we weren't.

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I know. For the girl, the one girl.

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Yeah, it's hard to do like an invite segment on your podcast when you're a deep empath.

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Yeah, of course. They all take a little piece of your heart.

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I don't know what it is about me also this year. Do you feel like always people are talking about the Sephora sale every time it happens every year? And I kind of just let it pass. I don't buy. I don't go crazy. I have placed three orders. And I actually am going to go into the store today. I think it's because I feel so ugly that I think makeup's going to help. And it actually is helping.

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Like I've been replenishing all my makeup, trying new things and it does make me feel better. Like the things that I can control. But I can't remember a year where I've ever, maybe sometimes I'll like place one order, but people are always like, what'd you get at the Sephora sale? I'm like, nothing. This year I have, you can, I have the Sephora app on my phone. Like I'm being really crazy.

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Yeah. You need like, you need to go get matched.

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Like restocking your makeup is so expensive. Like it really adds up. Everything is literally every good piece of makeup is $40. Like it's really crazy. So 20%, I think I'm gonna have to place another order.

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Okay, I feel like it could be worse. Yeah.

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Oh my God, you guys. Jackie has started sending me like cheapskate hack videos. Like so dramatic. Like she sent me this video. I'm like, why are you sending me this? It's like, cause she's cheap. You're like, yeah, maybe you could do it. Literally this girl squeezing every last drop of product out of her toothbrush.

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practicing self-love. In this day and age, I really don't have the time or space to choose anyone but me.

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It's actually meant for paint. I'm going to get it for you. Jackie was like, you should try this. Like, bitch, please. I am not that cheap.

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Like I crushed it at the Prada outlet.

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You guys, I got a pair of shoes and three bags.

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You were not being helpful on the phone. That's why I was like sending everybody pictures and you were chiming in so late. Be like, what about that one in the back? I'm like, girl, we've moved on. I was not by my phone. And by the way, the Prada outlet was seriously like fucking, you had to be so crazy. The sales lady was like. Do not leave this. You have to hold this bag. Someone will take it.

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There's only like one of each. And then I gave it to Ben. All of a sudden, I see this male salesman walking around with my bag. I said, excuse me. Get back here. That's my bag. Ben said it down. Ben... Ben had given it to my saleswoman to take to the front desk and she gave it to this man. She brought in. It was still yours. It was still mine, but it was, you had to really act quickly and swiftly.

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There was a line to get in the store. Like it was really kind of all the other cheapskates showing up. Yeah. So you were like dilly dallying, answering me like 20 minutes later about a bag Sunday. Yeah. Which is the worst day to go.

The Toast

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I was at the product store probably about one o'clock.

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So like I said, and I was like, I was asking you if you wanted a bag. Like it was seriously. Yeah. And it was kind of. Yeah. And you didn't answer. So I actually plan on going back to the Prada outlet. It was really a fabulous outlet.

The Toast

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Oh, and also in choosing myself, I'm choosing others because if I'm stable, a lot of other people are going to be okay.

The Toast

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Is there a Prada outlet by you? Mm hmm. At this outlet center that I went to, the Woodbury Commons, there was a Le Creuset as well.

The Toast

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I only knew to look because you had such a fabulous experience.

The Toast

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No, it was, let me tell you. So the outlet mall is huge. Like where you park and good luck finding a spot like is where you have to be. So we parked like in the luxury section because I wanted to go to Prada and Ben went to go to Theory. So we walked around a bunch. Le Creuset was actually five miles away. On our way out, we drove past it. We couldn't find a parking spot and we just left.

The Toast

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Like I just, I did not, oh, going to the outlets as a pregnant person, I needed like an ADA. You know what? Actually, I've had a thought. Maybe people are going to call me ableist for this. Parking for... I think that pregnant women should get, starting at the fifth month, a handicap placard.

The Toast

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And if I'm not stable, I worry. Oh, you know, Ben and I discovered something really funny last night. You know how we're always talking about Ben's feet? Sure, in what sense? In the sense that they don't see each other. They're always going in opposite.

The Toast

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I agree. Like... The parking situation was so crazy and there were so many empty.

The Toast

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I agree. It should be everywhere that like a handicap placard is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. my father-in-law has a handicap placard and he like is so, he only recently got it. Let me tell you, it changed his life. And like, I'm jealous.

The Toast

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Oh, and then something, no, of course not. Something so funny about my father-in-law. He loves these outlets that we go to. So on our way home, Ben calls him just like brag that he crushed it at theory. And he was so excited. And he, Ben was telling his dad like, Oh, Claudia did so well at Prada. She got great shoes and bags.

The Toast

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And Bruce Bensad was like, oh, that's great because you can wear that at any size. And I'm like, yeah, exactly. No, wait. So when he said it, I was not miffed. I'm like, no, exactly. Ben got a whole new wardrobe. It's exciting to get that. And I wasn't going to buy any clothes at the outlets. I'm not buying for this size.

The Toast

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no pregnant no so I was like yes Bruce exactly thank you he was like I'm happy for you like that you were able to get stuff I'm like thank you and then we like kept talking and then he said it again he was like and that's so great because you know you can wear these bags and shoes at any size okay Bruce and I was like say it again Bruce say it again and again he didn't mean it maliciously but I was cracking up so hard I'm like you like I liked that he saw me the first time yeah the second time it felt a little redundant I understand

The Toast

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The Toast

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Today's episode is also brought to you by AGY. I feel like the theme of today and just like this month is really- The theme of this month, but like I'm doing it in earnest. I just want you guys to know, like I'm serious about my goals. So what I like about AG1 is like they're always promoting that like a lot of resolutions and just like wellness routines are hard to maintain.

The Toast

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But AG1 is one of the things that you can do for your health that's quick and easy and it sticks. And I can prove that to be true because like my husband is the king of like starting stuff, right? He's like, I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go keto. And he literally can do it for three days. The man is obsessed with AG1. He has been for well over a year. He gets everyone on it. His dad is on it.

The Toast

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He gets like all of his brothers-in-laws on it. Like he's so crazy this morning. He ran out. He was foraging for my pantry.

The Toast

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He was like tweaking. He's obsessed. And it's such a really easy thing to add into your wellness routine. And there's so many great benefits. It also just like, it's just easy. Like I think a lot of people get a little out of control with their wellness hacks and things of that nature.

The Toast

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The Toast

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The Toast

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for AG1. It was like, okay, pop off.

The Toast

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I am not. I meant to talk about that on yesterday's episode, but it got like lost in the flush. I think the last couple of years I've had resolutions that I really stuck to that I'm really proud of. Like two years ago, I was like, it's the year of yes. I'm going to say yes to life and go to things and take trips and go to the edge of a cliff. Last year, I wanted to quit my vape and I did.

The Toast

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I thought, I actually had one thought this year that I'm not gonna do, but I saw a TikTok that was really compelling. This girl was like, she was in her car and she was talking about how much she loves the toast, but she was like, my kid is just like repeating so much stuff and I can't listen to the toast in the car anymore because like the swirlies love to drop like a big F-bomb.

The Toast

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And I was like, ugh, like the video like really spoke to me. I was like, shit, that fucking sucks. Like- For you and for me.

The Toast

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Tis the season for the dizz. Why? Cause it's like cool weather and it's not terrible like Chubb rub weather.

The Toast

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So it crossed my mind to like maybe work on my cussing. While this is like a show for the swirlies, it's also a comedy show. And like, I just feel like it's funny. Like, I don't know. I struggle because- What about extraneous cussing?

The Toast

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Yeah, but that's just like a lot of mental gymnastics to do when I'm like trying to be myself and be funny and like, you know, get to work, get to the ads.

The Toast

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It could, could be. Actually, I feel like- It is, it is. It's what?

The Toast

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Another thing I was thinking about, because there's definitely like an AI program that you can run your audio through that like bleep out any curses. Like what if every day we just released two episodes, like clean and explicit? Yeah.

The Toast

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I just want to say, this is something Apple should offer just between you and I. You should be able to choose, like choose the episode and be like, we'd like to hear this clean or explicit. And they bleep out the, okay, free idea. Somebody should do that. Yeah, I think that's a really good idea. Do you guys have suggestions? Sound off in the comments. Like it's something I've been thinking about.

The Toast

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I just don't know if I'm really capable of stopping cursing.

The Toast

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Um, that just reminded me of something like, you know, there's so much about pregnancy that reminds me of my former fat life. Like there's just, I'm sorry, I know like when you get pregnant, you're not getting fat, you're building a human, of course, but I would be remiss if I didn't notice the similarities. And one of them is, like I get chub rub again.

The Toast

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So she, they could not have gone to the Golden Globes because she is like previewing a new play, Once Upon a Mattress. And so it had two big opening nights and he was there both nights. So there was a lot of whispers like, oh, what is he doing there? He must be. And now this picture just confirms what we all knew. What is he doing there?

The Toast

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the fact that they're older and more mature, like makes me think that like, and while this is definitely like coordinated and like a planted photo, which makes me cringe, it does give me joy that like it's a well thought out, and they are really serious about each other because they both left their marriages. If they're not serious, they wouldn't have shared.

The Toast

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And if they didn't think this relationship was going anywhere, they were gonna stay in private until they figured it out. So the fact that they're choosing to share this, because it's clearly a staged photo, makes me think that the relationship's in a really healthy place.

The Toast

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And to be clear, while one could poke holes in their timeline, people are not. The general reception to this is overwhelmingly positive. I'm sure there's people being like, well, she was spotted here wishing her anniversary. Whatever. No, I think they definitely fell in love while one or both of them were married.

The Toast

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That was something I sort of like evolved past. You left behind. Yeah. And no, we're back. And I've been like putting and like even like chafing between my breasts, like lots of different issues. I have a feeling I'm going to lose the ability to cross my legs soon, which is something I just got back with those MPICs. So that's upsetting. I'm sorry. Yeah. Just like that's a little update about me.

The Toast

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And who's not getting behind true love? Now, what are your thoughts on being in a committed relationship with somebody who's in the exact same field as you? And it's a field that's quite competitive. Theater.

The Toast

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Like you do your shows, you go home. It's very routine. Yeah. I think what I, I meant more theater and like at their level, you know? So I think it just depends on the person. They both straddle both. It just feels like they're both doing more plays now.

The Toast

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Oh, you know what? That just reminded me of a great Nikki Glaser joke when she was talking to Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban and she was just like,

The Toast

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I love that you don't stop playing guitar so Nicole needs to leave the house as much as possible and do 85 films a year like so funny and we also like thank you for doing a long bit on Nicole and Keith so we got to watch them interact for like 15 seconds and I just I just fucking love them Yeah. Obsessed. I don't know who I like more in the relationship.

The Toast

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Like, that's how you know it's a good couple. I actually think I might like Keith Urban more. But that's just because of my tastes.

The Toast

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Yeah, wait. She definitely... Decided like she made a choice. Like, I don't know when to shift a little bit.

The Toast

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Yeah. I have not seen baby girl. Although I ended up on baby girl talk.

The Toast

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where different films like the more uh controversial ones from from the film like people were filming it in theaters and so i i think i saw what i needed to saw like i saw her drinking the milk you know um i don't know i wish that for me to tell you because it's not what it sounds like it's worse can i tell you the funniest thing what dana over winter break she went to the movies with her in-laws and saw baby girl oh my god oh my god

The Toast

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Oh my God, that's terrible. I saw this hilarious TikTok of a girl who like over the holidays went to the movies with her parents and they're walking out and she's filming her dad. And he's just like this, I don't know if they were from New York. What did they see? Baby girl. And he was giving like old Brooklyn. He was like, these people are fucking disgusted.

The Toast

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Because the premise of the movie is that like Nicole Kidman starts an affair with like this young guy at work. And so I thought it was like a May, December type of thing. but it's really not about that. It's like the kid in the film is like freaky and he makes like Nicole do freaky stuff. And it's like submissive.

The Toast

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Spread them. Spread them. I will be spreading them on the show in the coming months. And I don't want to hear a word about it.

The Toast

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That's really crazy of Dana. She's actually crazy.

The Toast

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Well, that's unfortunate beyond.

The Toast

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She's like smiling at me and she's like trying to get her attention and like interjected the conversation.

The Toast

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Demi had just one, she was really overwhelmed. Like she doesn't have anything against Kylie. She probably didn't even like notice this girl behind her. She knows Elle Fanning really well. So like that's where she was focusing. I don't think it was an intentional snub. And I had the same exact reaction.

The Toast

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Like when people were like making this video go around, I'm like, oh, everybody just wants to like, bring Kylie down like classic Kardashian haters. And then I watched it in full. I was like, damn. And could I just say, we've all been there where you're like trying to interject in a conversation. Like literally the people are not fucking letting you in.

The Toast

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Like I just, anyone who hurts Kylie like hurts me. I know. And things like this don't really happen to the Kardashians. Cause like the main girls, like Kim, Khloe and Kris, they know everyone. Like they are movers and shakers and they could go to the Grammys. They could go to the Oscars. Like, and they would know everyone. Like how sort of how the Met Gala became like Kardashian fest. Like,

The Toast

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They are very popular and well-liked amongst celebrities in all different industries, whether it's music or film. But Kylie definitely keeps to herself and going to the Golden Globes now for the second year in a row, it's always like a step outside her comfort zone. She very much operates in like sort of the influencer-y type of space. I felt really bad for her.

The Toast

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Okay, thank you for cutting off what was otherwise a brilliant intro. Hey, Jax, how you doing? We had to back check. We had to give a community note. You did? It's kind of like what makes us special and different is the lack of- I know, but we hide that later in the episode. Right out the gate. Not only is today the first Tuesday in 2025, it's the first Deer Toasters in 2025.

The Toast

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And we're just not used to seeing the Kardashians in a position like this. Cause every room they enter, like they are always the most well-known and even if not well-known kind of popular. They're social people and they know everyone. They invite everyone to their holiday party. Like Kris is, she has her hand in everything.

The Toast

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Demi Moore is almost 60 years old. She's not starting drama with Kylie Jenner. She was over... She had just won. It was this huge moment for her. She ran into somebody she knew. I think that it was completely...

The Toast

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Oh, I'm so sorry not to make everything about me, but I do feel like a personal reference would be helpful here. I actually met Demi Moore like somewhat recently. She was asking me 1 million questions about like comedy and podcasting. She was unbelievably nice. It was very disarming. I'm sorry, I totally forgot that. Like I actually kind of- Where did you meet her?

The Toast

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I don't know her, at a birthday party. I remember me and Ben were like dazzled by her. And I wouldn't say like before, her like big box office successes like predates my time a little bit. So I'm not super familiar, I never saw like, What is she in, like Kill Bill? Like what's the thing that? Like G.I. Jane? Yeah, you know what I mean.

The Toast

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So I really wasn't familiar and I wasn't expecting to be dazzled beyond. Like she had literally no idea what I did for a living. She was so curious, genuinely. And she was like, and as a woman, that's amazing. Like she was so fucking nice. And she has this like little dog that weighs half a pound that she brings everywhere with her. I forgot, she's unbelievably nice to like a nobody like me.

The Toast

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I'm telling you, she didn't snub Kylie. Oh my God, not me forgetting my personal reference. So do you think she just didn't know that was Kylie next to her and just thought it was like a rando? I think there was like, like she didn't even care to turn around. It couldn't have been anyone. Like she was so excited about her win and it's this big night for her.

The Toast

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And she ran into this girl that she loves. Like, I just think of all the things happening in front of her. It was too much to even look to the left. Okay. That's what I think. And you know what? I'm trusting my fave.

The Toast

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You were disturbed. Let me say something. I don't like Matt Rife and not for the reasons that like everybody does. Like he made a joke about like people on the spectrum and people found it offensive. Like a joke is a joke. Like I actually don't care. I just like find him annoying, like his face. And so I also don't understand like, how he rose to fame so quickly.

The Toast

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I just like, none of it makes sense to me. So I'm not like championing him, if you know what I mean. Also, he notoriously was not very nice to Brooke Schofield, former Toast guest. So I stand with my girl, Brooke. So I'm just not, I'm not like, I'm not a champion of his.

The Toast

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And because of what you're doing. Yeah, so we're actually recording today's episode early, so if you're seeing this a little bit earlier, it's one of the things we can thank my coccidinia for. So, today I have finally decided to take control of my body and my future, and... seek out some help with my coccidinia. Now, I'm limited in my healing options because I'm pregnant.

The Toast

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And Jackie, Brooke Schofield is involved in some capacity. Like, before he really, really blew up. Like, I think she was dating him. And he literally pretended like he didn't know who she was. Like, something really crazy. She's talked about it on a bunch of podcasts. I can't remember if she talked about it on The Toast, but I feel like I would remember, so no. It's like a weird story.

The Toast

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Like, he gives me really bad vibes.

The Toast

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I happen to really like Kate Beckinsale. You've met her too. I have met her too. And she's unbelievably cool. Like, yeah. Fucking like we were at a restaurant. Sorry. I have to tell the story. And she was driving home and she, we were at Craig's. So like, you know, there's paparazzi outside and she was like, do you want to lift home? And I was like, yeah.

The Toast

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duh because my hotel was right by her house and she was like okay and i was like oh man i'm literally gonna be walking out of craigs like with kate beckinsale the paparazzi is gonna go nuts but she's kate beckinsale she literally had like a special exit like with an umbrella and in the back and like the car we drove right past paparazzi nobody even saw us i was like oh this is great thanks thanks for the ride are you ready for our next story yeah which is number three yeah

The Toast

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They give Paige and Craig like the guy just being so obsessed with the girl. Like it's up to the girl when the timeline, you know, I think he would have married her years ago. I sort of thought of these two as like in a permanent like domestic partnership, very Kurt and Goldie and Kurt.

The Toast

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But yeah, they're just so settled and everybody's so like used to them and they're so in love and they're so private that I don't even think about their timeline at all.

The Toast

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Yeah, I feel like if they have a big wedding, which I don't even think that they will, like we'll never even see a photo of it. Not even like a Vogue exclusive. Yeah, they're like too big for that. I saw a funny tweet that was like, cause she's such a fashion girly. Like, can you imagine the phone calls like her and Law Roach must be getting now that everyone knows she's engaged?

The Toast

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And when I got my diagnosis at first, I couldn't share it with you guys, but I did know I was pregnant. I had just found out a week before. So I couldn't really do anything. This is a physiatrist. I'm not sure. Physiologist? No, no. I hadn't heard it. Physiatrist. No. Physicist. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. whatever, something with your body, who specializes in pregnant women. Your body. Your body.

The Toast

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Like, I know she has her deal. So like Louis Vuitton, right? But she could have any designer in the entire world, like begging at her feet to make a wedding dress. Like who would she go with? Even though I feel like they're literally like courthouse, like Carrie wearing her and the bride were addressed by no one.

The Toast

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Yeah. Well, the way that small TMZ is reporting that they got engaged was like also like really sweet, intimate family. It was like at,

The Toast

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zendaya's family home over the holidays really intimate like no drama no big fireworks and that's they're just they're such the real deal yeah and i know they give us nothing and i respect that entirely there's literally that one picture of them that she's taking like a mirror photo of him and her in his spider-man costume like and they use that for every press article because there's not a single other photo of them i would love to just see like

The Toast

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You know, like they give us nothing.

The Toast

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Well, that's literally the premise of Sex and the City. Once you get the venue, and what does she say to Big? You play poker, right? the dress up the ante.

The Toast

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She's completely valid for that. The only mistake she made, and it was literally her fatal flaw nail in her coffin was she so did not read the man. She was, she didn't know the guy she was married, marrying at all. Like, cause if you did, you would know that this would really be like a turnoff to him. And he was visibly getting like more distant, more angry. And she just ignored it. Hey,

The Toast

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I have a fairy dress. Like grow up.

The Toast

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Whatever kind of wedding you want. Right. And that's the difference. Like Big was like a piece of shit who like if Carrie wanted something and it made her so happy, he didn't give a fuck.

The Toast

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Because tomorrow, who knows? It's so true. So that was her fatal flaw. Nobody could get mad at her, of course, and then the library. And it's so New York, and she's so fabulous, and it was her first wedding. No matter how old you are, it's always exciting. But her problem was she had no idea who she was marrying, or she seriously didn't care. And she also lost the plot.

The Toast

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Okay, I feel like everybody's being really dramatic because what's not being said about January 19th, and President Trump has said, like, he, like, well, he'll help. Like, he doesn't want TikTok out. Like, he's gonna figure it out. So everybody's being really dramatic, being like, follow me on Instagram. You're never going to see me again. But also, it's not going away.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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Let's say nobody can save it, right? And everything happens on January 19th. All that means is that it's not going to be available in the App Store anymore. So if you already have it downloaded, the app will still work. It just can't grow anymore. But if you have it, you can keep posting on it and engaging with it.

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No, but that's what I heard.

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So I don't know if there's going to be anything she's going to be able to help me with. This might just have to be something I sit tight with until pregnancy ends. You'll be sitting tight. Oh, will I? But just know, while you're enjoying this episode, I'm taking control of my body and my future. Can you say the same?

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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Because I just wanted to fact check myself. So Trump has urged the Supreme Court to postpone the impending ban, which is set to take effect on January 19th. You become president when? On the 20th.

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Maybe we'll have one day without the talk.

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Productivity and mental health through the roof. So the app is going to be removed. The GDP goes up. The app is going to be removed from the app store. But like that's it. The app itself. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

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And the reason why TikTok is upset because the app will now become unavailable to half the country that doesn't already use the app. So if you already use it, you should just download it just in case. Not without the sale. And ending the support service, a quote, this is TikTok statement, will cripple the platform in the US and make it unusable. I don't know if that's true.

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But if it can't grow, I could see it like dying off.

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I'm a big Kevin fan. Having said that, I didn't realize he was like, you know, liquid like that. Like, I know he's got a couple billion. Mm-hmm. But- How I see things, like doesn't TikTok cost like- Billions? Like more than that?

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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Well, I feel like Kevin O'Leary has been like kind of political recently. Like I've seen him on the news a lot. I feel like he's like trying to like start a new- sort of part of his career, like a little bit more like, a little bit more serious. And this is a kind of a good step. I think he wants to like get in with the admin. With the admin? Oh, the administration. Yeah. Oh, interesting.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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And I think this is like a step in the right direction. And I'm sure he has a lot of wealthy friends who like would be down. It's a good investment. TikTok is like a very successful business. So if you can get the money to buy it, like you should. So I'm sure he has like a couple of other billionaires who are more quiet, sort of silent angel investors. Yeah, because people would want to buy it.

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I mean, if I had the money, I think it's pretty sound investment. People love it. It's like you can't stop the growth.

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We just have another like checkpoint coming up that we have to get past.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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We also working on a personal project, January 28th. I don't know if you know about that. I am. Yeah. We're working on a personal project. You obviously don't look at the timeline that was sent to you yesterday.

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No, I'm actually like counting on it being a hard launch.

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Yeah, I actually went on Netflix last night to like see if I could watch it and it wasn't there.

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Oh, I watched the Avicii documentary on Netflix.

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And they have amazing footage. Eventually, obviously, like at some point it stops being narrated by him. But Ben is like such a big Avicii and like house music fan. So I thought it was like a good pop culture thing that we could agree on. And I really enjoyed it. And I learned quite a bit. And honestly, if anybody watches, tell me if you also walked away.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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Like this, one of my takeaways, which is like seriously the most irrelevant part, like Chris Martin, like was a part of the problem. Well, not a part of the problem. That's like an overstatement. But they're talking about these different phases of Avicii's life. And there's like a huge phase where he's just genuinely unhappy making music that's like not good and not like from his soul.

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And he's just saying yes to everything because he's so in demand. He's on tour. It's classic fame.

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yeah destroy and the person they bring in to talk about the time working with them during working with Avicii during that time is Chris Martin and Chris Martin's like talking about how oh Sky Full of Stars it's amazing it's amazing but in the context of the documentary it's like the worst time in Avicii's life it's like he's putting out you know less than stellar music and it's like Chris Martin's over here being like it was so fabulous and he was so busy and it's like well actually that was like the worst time of Avicii's life that was right before he like

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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sort of crashed out, decided to stop doing live performances, took a ton of time off and then came back like much healthier. So I was like, Chris Martin, I don't know if he knew like in the context of the timeline, like he was gonna be like sort of the face of the bad part.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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Yeah, not bad music, but just not what he... The documentary really shows... Obviously, he really started with House and EDM, but this was a person who was so supremely talented at all music. He ended up being just as big of a producer for other people, very like Ryan Tedder, than he was as a DJ himself. And so he... He loved country music and he loved bluegrass. He could have written anything.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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House was just how he fell into music when he was a teenager. And he realized as his career progressed, it wasn't even his passion so much, like DJing and things like that. It was just making music, any type of music that he thought. He worked with Nile Rodgers, he worked with country, soul. And... During the Chris Martin time, it was just like everybody wanted to work with him.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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So he would just say yes to everyone and like bang out a song in a couple of hours. Like it wasn't meaningful. It wasn't from his soul, you know? Yeah. And he was really insecure about the fact that he didn't play any instruments like super well.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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Welcome back to The Toast and happy Tuesday, the first Tuesday in 2025. Is it?

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And so now when we go back to the conversation of whose condition was worse, the fact that yours was like easily treatable with a vitamin, we are not the same. We don't know that yours isn't. Oh, and I do have sciatica. And over winter break, I actually got locked in like a sciatica position. I could not get up off a chair. It was actually really scary. I thought I was going to call an ambulance.

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The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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And this is one product that does it all because it has like a really delicious sense and really pretty shades. So it can compliment whatever your skin tone is. It's super hydrating. So you don't need to put like a chapstick on top. And then it's also really shiny and beautiful. So you don't need to put like a gloss on top.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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So I like, especially when you were carrying a little purse, a product that does all the things in one, like that's part G to me. And that I appreciate because sometimes I can barely fit a credit card in these little purses, let alone like a lip liner. No, the purses are getting smaller and smaller. So it's available in eight shades. Sweet lavender, which is like a sheer lavender.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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Perfect pink, which is a strawberry pink. On point, which is a cherry red. Don't be chai, which is a soft shimmering nude. Velvet crush, which is a mid-tone nude brown. Kiss the bride, which is a cool mauve nude. Feeling spicy, which is a warm reddish brown. Very good for like fall vibes. And voted most popular, which is obviously named after me, which is a fuchsia pink.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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And so today we're going to play a little would you rather game all about making bold choices, just like the bold color payoff that you get with two-faced pumping clicks. With every click, you get vibrant, pumping color that lasts. So Jackie, would you rather, with the theme of the on-point shade, would you rather always have your makeup on point or always have your hair on point? I think makeup.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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I think so too. Kiss the bride, which is their shade. Would you rather attend a wedding for a friend that is local or one for a friend that is a destination wedding?

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In the spirit of make it spicy shade, would you rather add spicy elements to a chili or a beef stew? A chili. I know spicy beef stew sounds unique. Would you rather spend a quiet Sunday afternoon sipping chai tea and reading your favorite book or unwind with a hot cup of chai while watching your favorite TV show? So it really just depends on my mood.

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Perfect pink. Would you rather wear the perfect pink flat or the perfect pink heel to dinner with friends? Dinner with friends. Flat. Yeah, okay. I'm in agreement. Flat. I'm with my friends. Who am I trying to impress, you know?

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Would you rather relax with a lavender scented bubble bath or enjoy a calming lavender face mask?

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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So I know what sciatica is like. And I know what bad sciatica is like. And let me tell you, she doesn't have a thing on coccidonia. That's not what the commenter said.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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Bath, obviously. Velvet crush. Would you rather wear a velvet dress or a velvet two-piece set on a date night? Obviously, they don't know us. We don't do two-piece sets, you guys.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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Yeah, but she didn't. But when you're both so individually successful, like- It's, it's fine. You know?

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But you really just want to get out of the marriage and like put this chapter behind you. Like don't go.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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No, and this is nice to hear. I was just watching a TikTok video. Apparently, like Halle Berry has like one of the worst track records for like spousal support and settlements that she's had to pay. She's been in four relationships, three of them marriages, but the fourth, she has a child with the person. So she pays.

The Toast

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child support and oh my god this video was just breaking my heart I'm surprised she doesn't work more like she needs like she's literally she gave so much money in settlements to her ex-husband if you have to give it all away devastating the more she works the more she has to give my heart was breaking for her in this video it was like an AI generated video do you know Halle Berry's crazy divorce like and I was like no I don't let's watch um

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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And I agree, I'm shocked that this doesn't happen more within Hollywood where like marriage is sort of like this flimsy thing. Everybody has their own individual businesses, success. Like, yes, some people are way more wealthy than others, but with a marriage like this, a lot of people marry people who are like of equal value.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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And so I'm surprised this doesn't happen more, especially if you just wanna like not drag it through the courts, not go through mediation, like just by, sometimes those celebrities marry nobodies, i.e. Harley Berry, like people who don't even have jobs. And then you're in trouble.

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I don't know. This remains like one of the weirdest sagas, like how he was engaged to her, married Jennifer Garner, divorced Jennifer Garner. Married J-Lo, divorced J-Lo. And now they're all best friends. Yeah, and all their kids seem to like really get along and they seem to like have really good like step parent relationships. Like even J-Lo after being split from-

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Ben was spotted with some of Ben and Jen's kids, which is weird because like you weren't a stepmom to them for that long. Like you could move on. No, it is extremely quizzling. Yeah, in a good way. Like this is nice, like kind of sort of utopic, utopian.

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No, I feel like quizzling, like you mean like- Traitor, collaborator. Oh no, like you meant like puzzling.

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Finding the right words these days is just not my strong suit.

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That's hurtful. I know. And yesterday. They're out to get us. Last night before bed. I don't know what compelled me. Oh, because it snowed yesterday. And it reminded me of something. Every now and then I realize there's something about me that Ben doesn't know. Like a little tidbit from childhood. And I share it with him. And last night I realized there's like this thing that I had to call Margo.

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I find it guffawing, if I'm being honest. I'm really perplexed. Our show is not over yet because it is Tuesday, which these days means Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment where you guys write in and we do our best to help you out with what you're going through. I will say like at the end of last year, I felt the girlies were going through a lot, but it's also the time of year.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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And I just want to say, based on the submissions that I read through this morning, like the girlies are okay. They find themselves in like kind of funny, like pickles. Like a lot of these made me chuckle. None of the circumstances are dire. And for that, like, I think it's good.

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So if you ever want to write in, it's deertoasters at gmail.com or head over to our website, thetoastpodcast.com. Scroll down. There's a little submission box. Both ways are completely anonymous and we'd love to help you out. Hey, Swirlies. The craziest thing happened to me, and am I okay, and am I in the wrong? I went out the night before Thanksgiving, as usual, blacked out.

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A guy who I've liked for a really long time, and now is recently single, took me home from the bar, by choice, like I was fine, and I was absolutely obliterated. I passed out in his bed, then threw up in my sleep, and obviously in his bed. He went nuts. He went off on me. He screamed, texted me. He ordered an Uber using my Apple wallet, sent me away by myself.

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I threw up in the Uber and the next morning he sent me a link to a remote that I threw up on and said, buy it. Am I crazy or is this man nuts? Sincerely, a toaster who had just had the spins and low key still has a crush.

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To be clear, like, you throwing up in his bed and on his shit, like, is so annoying for him. Like, I'm sympathetic. Like, you came to my house and you shit everywhere. Like, but... I feel like this reminds me of the book. Do you ever read the hating game? No. So they're like these two coworkers who hate each other and they're like on like a company trip and the girl gets really sick.

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Like he's like death story. And the guy who like, she hates is like so sweet and compassionate. And like, that's why she falls in love with him, whatever. And like how people treat you when they're sick is like a real testament to like the type of people they are. And like, obviously it's not always, you know, beautiful and comfortable when someone's sick, they're vomiting, sharting, whatever.

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And the fact that this guy's initial reaction was so fucking nasty. Like, this is not a compassionate person. This is not the type of person you want to be in a relationship with. So I, the fact that you still like him, like you need to work on that. Like 1000%.

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I feel like you don't even know about it either. It snowed yesterday, and it reminded me of this thing me and Margo used to do when we were kids, and I was telling Ben about it, and I was wheezing so hard. I had the craziest laugh. How anybody could say my laugh isn't different? They don't know Charity. They haven't been here long enough. It's giving death. You obviously don't know me.

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Him ordering an Uber and making you pay for it.

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Hey, Swirly's, major crisis situation. My boyfriend that's about to move in with me told me he snooped through my iPad and found text messages between me and my girlfriends where we were talking about guys I dated before and around the months that I first matched with my now boyfriend on Hinge. He asked me a ton of questions about it. It was seemingly fine. He said everything was fine.

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And it should be since we were not in a relationship at the time. But he then disclosed that he found old nudes of mine in my camera roll the next day. And I'm seriously pissed now. If I wanted him to see those photos, I would have sent them to him. I feel like a serious boundary has been crossed while I was willing to forgive the text message snooping.

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But this seems to be on the verge of unforgivable. Am I overreacting? Help me. P.S. He did apologize and admit it was wrong to do and he promised that it would never happen again. But how can I trust him now? That's really icky. Yeah, and a man being mad at a girl for anything she did before they were in a relationship is actually psychotic behavior.

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And I feel like it's a really big red flag to other maybe problematic behavior down the line, like controlling or freaky. And I don't like this man.

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How does she even have all those old texts on her phone? iPad. Oh. The first conversation you had was about like, you know, you didn't do anything wrong, right? Like I feel like he was like testing you and the fact that like he sort of got away with snooping. He then the next day like took it to, he feels like he's kind of like advancing in his fucking craziness. And I don't know.

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I don't know if I want to stick around to see what happens next. Yeah. It does not bode well.

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What do you used to do when it snowed? So, you know, growing up, me and Margo shared a room. You and Olivia had your own rooms and me and Margo. So me and Margo definitely have like our own history, our own herstory, excuse me. You do, you do. And like many kids our age, like we were obsessed with snow days. Like we used to like literally like beg for them.

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Like craziness in his own mind. And I also feel like how you react to the snooping will set the tone for any future snooping. So I would have like a strong reaction to this. I would like stop the lease, rip it up. Agreed. I won't live with someone who doesn't trust me and violates my privacy. This is a person who like you're intimate with and like obviously has seen you naked.

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Like it's still such an invasion of privacy to like go through someone's nudes, even if it's like someone you have sex with every day. Rip up the lease. Agreed. This third and final two toasters like actually made me chuckle. Okay. Finally. Hey girls, help. I just broke up with a boy I was dating for three months. As I'm breaking up with him, he bursts into tears saying I'm ruining his life.

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And I come to find out he has delayed his graduation to stay in town with me. He has a freaking engagement ring and put down a down payment on a wedding venue that his whole family gets married at. Like, he's obviously crazy, but I just feel really bad. And his family is now blowing up my phone. What do I do?

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Bullet dodge. Like sometimes when you break up with somebody after a long time and like their mom calls you, like that's actually, it's weird. It's not inappropriate. And then depending on the relationship, but seriously, like family members of a guy who you dated for three months calling you, not only is he crazy, he actually comes from a crazy family. Comes from crazy stock.

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You need to actually like thank your lucky stars. Cause like that could have been your family. Yeah. Like you walked away from the relationship, start running.

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Yeah, I don't know. The first two like made me sad. Deertoasters at gmail.com. That's the email you can write in. I'm off to get my coccidinia healed. So maybe by the time you see me tomorrow, even though I think today's just like a consultation, I might be a different person.

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I might get rid of this fucking pillow.

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And, like, actually, like, when I was telling you about the story last night, I was so embarrassed. Like, I couldn't even get it out. And then I had to call Margo because, like, it's, like, about, like, this song that we made up. And she was singing it. Like, we were actually crying on the phone. Okay.

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And the DTQ, the Deer Toasters community, will not be silenced. And we're starting off 2025 with that message. We're putting that forward. Yes.

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So Margo and I, like, when we, you know, like, you would see on the news, like, there was, like, a lot of anticipation. Like, it might snow tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. And so we wouldn't know if school was canceled yet. We were going to, like, wake up and find out. And we would just sort of, like, try and. put out positive energy.

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And we thought that if we made up this song and we sang it and did this special dance, that it would in turn create a snow day. Now, obviously that as a concept isn't embarrassing or weird, but when I tell you what the song was, you will die. Do you know what I'm talking about? No, you have no idea what this is. Sing it. I actually can't sing it without like turning purple. I was Jackie.

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I was like, honestly, I'll look away. Maybe close your eyes. I need to give you a little bit of a background because you're gonna be like, why does it sound like that? You're not gonna get the song the first time you hear it. Okay. Oh, okay. It's a couple listens. And for the second and third time, you're going to be like, okay. It's a bop. I don't know.

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It was kind of prolific of us because we were super young. We were basically trying to like channel like the weather gods in like a sort of tribal like sense. Like, so when you hear the song, it's very like African rain dance. Like, I don't know where we pick this up. Like maybe, maybe we copied it from a movie or a TV show, but I'm pretty sure it's original. And it's not English.

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It's just sounds like I actually, I'm so embarrassed. Margo is going to kill me. I called Margo. She thought someone died. I was laughing so hard. I was like crying. Okay. So it goes like this. And I need you to actually look away.

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And imagine me and Margo, we put all of our pillows in a circle and we would like do this dance where like we would go right arm, left arm, right arm, left arm, like very tribal, very like, I don't know exactly what we were, like very Aztec almost. I'm not sure. I mean, I'm sure this is offensive, but it's what we were, like we were literally six years old.

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And I don't know what reminded me of it. I haven't thought of it in so long. And I was telling Ben the story of Ben and like I actually was crying. Like, it was like so embarrassing. Yeah. Oh my God. And I couldn't remember like the actual sounds we were making. So I had to call Margo. Did she fill in the blanks? Of course. And I think that like, oh my God.

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I think that like of all the things she thought she was going to pick up the phone and hear this was like literally, I could have given her a million guesses. She was never going to guess this. Like it had been completely erased from my mind, but it was a thing we did for years. Let me tell you, it never worked. Like we would wake up the next morning.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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Yeah, I was going to say, what's the success rate? Like maybe once. And we were like, it worked. Oh my God, I was laughing so hard. Ben was like, are you okay? And I was like, no.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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What's it from? The Statue of Liberty. Classic. Oh, you know, Ben and I were just having this discussion as native, as a native New Yorker. Neither of us have ever been to the Statue of Liberty. Should we do like a day trip? Vlog it for Patreon?

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A thousand percent. Oh, my God.

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Of course. No, no. And she went along with it. And I remember convincing her that it had powers. And she was like, OK. She had nothing to lose. I'm sad. And if she woke up the next day and there wasn't a snow day, she would have been like,

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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well maybe if i did the dance there would have been maybe if i danced harder if i sang louder for her life oh god i actually can't breathe like we were such freaks we did a lot of like weird like we but we did the classic as kids like making up dances we were really into gymnastics but we were those kids let's not forget our favorite game pag popular and geek nobody wants to be cast as the geek let me tell you it's always me or margo

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Yeah. And we would basically just like mimic like the movies, Mean Girls. Like some of us would pretend to be cheerleaders and others.

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And the other one would like hold a book.

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It was definitely touching. No, I'm crying. Like serious freaks.

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Well, I think making up dances was like by far the most normal thing we did. Like, and it was obviously very political because we like grew up in a family that really respected the order of birth. And like Olivia took that role really seriously. We still do. But Olivia, like at the time was definitely on a little bit of like a power trip.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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Any activity that was like unsupervised, Olivia was in charge and she knew it. And she wielded it like a knife. Like she was actually like not a just ruler at all.

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No, but she had a computer in her bedroom. So like when we needed music and stuff like that, she provided the equipment. So, so in addition to being the eldest and her room, like, like actually your room was the biggest, but she, she, she just like, she had power and she knew it and she ran with it. Yeah. I'd be like, if I said like, I wasn't harboring a little bit of resentment. Yeah.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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Oh, but anytime we would like cook or bake. which was not like a lot, but she was always like head chef. Well, that's an issue that you would have because you were always cooking with her, like watching the Food Network. So true. It's amazing I turned out like unable to cook a single thing. No, actually try. I spent my childhood cooking. Can you believe that? I spent my childhood not.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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I actually spent my childhood watching Law and Order. And Food Network, you cannot understate the importance of that network in your lives. You know what's so funny? Because when we think about, and I wrote about this in my book a lot, I feel like so much of who I am, like my personality and the fact that we do this for a living, is the fact that we watched a lot of television growing up.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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And I was like one of the only girls that I knew like in high school who had a TV in my bedroom. And now we're all like screen phobic and we're like screen, screen, screen. Meanwhile, like I would not be who I am if it weren't for the television of yore.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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And she is not on land. That had made a good point. Like we probably will have to do those things in the next couple of years, God willing, you know, with our growing family. Like why do it twice?

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Are you saying you think you'll ease up on screens like when your kids are like eight?

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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No, also like as kids, we used to get in trouble for sitting too close to the TV. We used to have to like back up.

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Yes, and that's a theme. And when we read Kiki Palmer's book, it was like, she literally saw her life throughout television. Like so many successful people, especially in entertainment, like were shaped by modern entertainment.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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There's a Larry. Yeah, it's so true. I love that. I don't know. You know, it's all in flux, Turtle Loom. We actually have quite a bit to get into today because we have remaining stories. Actually, like just for a regular Tuesday, the story is a very good Sun Foster and Hugh Jackman. But there are a couple of things that we need to.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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That's why like Ben sometimes is like, should we go to Disney? I've heard it's really fun. You can drink. And I'm like, no.

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Yeah, I'm sure like if you looked at the exhibit and the 12 examples of black dandyism, like maybe there you could figure it out. But I do think some people like broke off a piece of the theme, a piece for Serena Williams, because every dandy needs a gown as well.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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So like, yeah, sometimes you don't come at it like the whole thing. Some people were very obvious. They wore a dress that had like a suit on top of it. Right, or like a tie. Right. But sometimes you go into a niche category and that works too.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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So I wasn't, Anna Hathaway was someone to me who I didn't think she like, she wasn't my best dress by any means, but I thought she looked really nice and really beautiful. She was able to tie back to the theme and like, that's great. Like-

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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It was like more so boring than it was bad.

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And I feel like she's resting on her new face a lot. Everyone's really excited.

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That she did something with her face. No one can identify what, which is the best kind of new face. And she looks really beautiful. So I think all she had to do was just show up as herself. Agreed. And people are loving her right now. So she's just going with it.

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Okay, first up in the vote article is Rihanna, who of course missed the live stream, as she always does, but walked the carpet, took photos, and showed us her new belly that she showed us earlier in the day.

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Yeah. 10 out of 10. Beautiful. Love the belly love.

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It's, yeah, but it is not not beautiful. What do you mean?

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Yeah, I just want to say I read Andre Leontali's memoir. Yes, you did. So if you're finding that I like I'm just very braggadocious about my knowledge of Andre Leontali, it's because I read his memoir. And by the way, it's really good. I would highly recommend it.

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And I'm glad that I read it like just not just in time. I read it a few years ago, but.

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Um, I think it's an interpretation. You know, he didn't take it out of Andre's closet, but it's an interpretation. And then Coleman did change like how many times? I feel like I kept seeing him in different outfits.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Yeah. So then he did take off the robe and he stunned with another look.

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Yeah. Next, we have Lewis Hamilton, another co-chair of the gala straight from F1 to the Metropolitan Museum. Looking great. He's so cute.

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It's good. Yeah. I don't have that many thoughts on like menswear. Sorry.

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Oh, that's so crazy. I didn't find it to be nutty. Next we have Pharrell, who is also a co-chair, of course. Big figure of the night because a lot of people wore, were dressed by him. They wore a Louis Vuitton from his collections. He was just like very much inspired a lot of people for the evening. He dressed Sabrina.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Everyone who was wearing, was dressed by him or wearing Louis Vuitton seriously looked amazing.

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Oh, that's so funny. I didn't even see him. I actually would have expected he would have done a little more. This feels a little low-key for him.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Yeah, agreed. Next, we have Emma Chamberlain, who this is one of two looks. She wound up changing into Koresh's look for her interviews and was sourced from eBay. There was a big eBay partnership last night and Emma is at the helm of it. She looks cute. This is not for me.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Well, that's a statement on her hair, not the dress.

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But then she went and spoke to Tiana and Ego and she said that she was hosting, but I didn't see her hosting.

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Yeah, no, I don't have thoughts. Like, I don't love it either. But she looks nice and beautiful.

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And it has many of the elements of black dandyism. So we have... We have cane. We have suit. We have cape. We have top hat. We have feather.

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I think she actually has like all 12. I don't know how many elements there are. I feel like maybe 12. I think she has all 12.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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It's your favorite show. The fast five things you need to know.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Yeah, there was some news that emerged from the Met Gala. You know, most notably Rihanna's pregnant. Right. So you can enjoy a little pregnancy with Rihanna. She got in just at the 11th hour.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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hunched over and not feeling confident.

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I don't love it, but it's like, yeah, no issue. Cute.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Next Sunday. So she showed everyone up, put everyone to shame. She literally was like seven feet tall. I don't know if she's that tall and she was wearing stilts. But even when she was standing in the line waiting to take pictures, like head and shoulders above everyone else, literally and metaphorically.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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silly like she's like she's not even trying without someone carrying her dress behind her and giving her hands on each side like she's just comfortable she's moving well and she looks incredible

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Yeah. No, I thought it was fantastic. Like fantastic. Top of the heap. Agreed. Next, we have Hailey Bieber, who I think really shocked everyone in the simplicity of the outfit. Looks like something you wear to dinner with the girls. She wore a blazer, a black blazer dress, tights and heels and just beautiful glam like didn't do the most. So I was surprised by that. But she looks great.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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But it's like not showstopping.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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perhaps it just feels like if you or i or anyone were invited to the mecca this was the theming you had to pick something from your closet like this is what you would wear you'd be in theme but you're not going to be like the most exciting like remember when she wore that thong yeah like of course that's the best look ever the best look ever so yep i don't know um i don't know i feel like it's actually reflective of like the place she's in in her life she does not want to be spoken about yeah like she had she had to go to the mecca for work

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I think less, maybe like four months.

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Um, she arrived with Kendall Jenner at the 11th hour at the 11th hour. I think Kendall was waiting for her sisters. They were taking too long and she was like, and Haley was ready. Cause it took her two seconds and they were like, okay, let's just go and make the carpet and we'll go together.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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It's just a shame because you know how I feel about Kendall Jenner at the Met Gala. She could actually wear anything. Anyone who's on the worst dress, if you put it on Kendall, it would be the best dress. She just has the face, the body, and the persona of the Met Gala. There are plenty of models who walk around. I'm not like, put that on. Kendall is the one.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Everything she wears, I just see it differently on her. I'm sorry, and I'm biased towards her, but I feel like the rest of the year, I'm pretty critical of her. So I'm totally fine just propping her up here. So again, like she looks beautiful and she is beautiful, but I agree. Like it's not something that I'm getting really excited about.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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It's very matronly. It's maiden. It's like old maiden type of shoes.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Yeah, I actually was trying to avoid them because I find I like the look better when I see it as it's intended to be seen in movement on the carpet. Not a photo before, like not something blurry. I saw Kim's because she posted TikTok with North and like it definitely like took away from.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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I think the Met should have like a floor upstairs where people could get ready and that way they can be on time and we don't get spoilers.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Right. Because it literally did take people an hour and 20 minutes to get from the mark to- 10 blocks. To the steps of Met Gala. Because there was video of Hailey leaving at 7.20 and her and Kendall did not walk until 8.40. It's 10 blocks.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Yeah, but never like being an embarrassment. And she is wearing Louis Vuitton, I believe. And I love this color. So I'm going to love it.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Same. Next, Tyla. Always a slay. I love this. I actually haven't seen this yet. I saw her leaving the mark, but I haven't seen it on the carpet. This is perfection. Agreed. The pinstripes. Super on theme. The oversized coat.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Yeah. Yeah. The night was made for him. Kylie. Kylie. Kylie. So here's the thing. Whatever Kylie wears, even if it was seriously like a garbage bag, I'd say like, oh my God, garbage bags are in now. I have to get one. Not that this is a garbage bag, but it's not her most exciting Met look. But the more I look at it, like I'm process it, the more I like it. I saw a lot of pictures that she posted.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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She looks so comfortable and like just sexy and like she did look comfortable skin. Like she's just like so confident. that anything she wears, I will love because she makes me love it. So I wound up loving this, but I will say if someone else wore it, I might not say the same.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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her motherhood you know yeah she's not promoting fenty she's promoting just like her family i also feel like there's a big conversation well always because people are always talking about women but also like just women in general and becoming moms and working and how do you be a successful woman and then i have children and like people push it off and i love that she's just doing it like another one

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Well, that's when she did that Balenciaga covered face. Remember? Yeah.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Yeah. Also, I feel like she intentionally, she makes every dress, like, unmovable. Like, there's no reason why she shouldn't be able to walk in this dress.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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It's an off-the-shoulder dress. Like, they tailor it to, like, where she can't breathe, I guess, to, like, make her look smaller. But, like, there's no reason why she can't walk down the street without being, like, ch-ch-ch.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

2077.882

Yeah. And it's like this every single time. And like, she can't even like do a different pose. Like she's stuck.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Yeah. And maybe that's why they're all, they were all late because like Chris wasn't there. To wrangle. To get a move on it.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Yeah, I agree. This was, like, too little, too late. Charli XCX, like, so... Like, I'm not... Like, meh. Does nothing for me. I mean, aside from the woman herself, which you guys know how I feel. Yeah, like, an outfit like this does nothing for me.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Yeah, and I'm not gonna say, like, it's bad, because it's, like... It's not ugly. Yeah, but it's just, like, it's not exciting to me.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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I didn't see anyone else wearing something like this, though. She looks like David Bowie.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Even if Kendall Jenner wore this, I wouldn't like it.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Yeah. Yeah. Not not a favorite of mine.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Yeah, but he also wore a couple accessories that put him in theme. I kind of love this for a man.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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I think it's handsome and that will always win. You really don't have to be much more than that. Handsomeness wins. Handsomeness wins. Yeah.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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brina brainer when sabrina showed up oh my god i was scooped and gagged i'm so excited to see her because i love her obviously but like historically she's not the best dress at the met gala so when she showed up in this with that hair and those legs and those shoes and the glam like she had her people doing her makeup oh my gosh nature healed

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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She said, because I'm short, Pharrell was like, well, then you can't wear pants because you're short.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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No, she literally looks so amazing. And also what's so great about this outfit, it's like, it looks like one of her outfits from her show, but just like applied to this theme. So she looks like herself, but so in theme and so elegant. And like, honestly, she's one of my best dressed. Her glam was on point. And you could tell she knew she crushed it.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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You wouldn't feel like, no, now's not the time. We've got to take Fenty to the next level. There's always more you can do. So I think her being like, everyone on pause. I'm putting my family first. I think it's a great example for women.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Oh, cool. I miss that. Isn't that cool? Yeah. That's very like Katy Perry as a hamburger. Yeah, but it's not stupid. Yeah, no, it's not as stupid as that, but it's like very Moschino. Who wore Moschino last night?

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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We skipped over Monica Barbaro, who is the girl from the Bob Dylan movie. And she's friends with Kylie. So I'm a fan. So she gets spoken about? I loved her outfit. But no, she's never spoken about because I loved her outfit. I thought it was a perfect execution.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Perfect. Dochi, unbelievable. Love so much. One of my favorites.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Head to toe perfection. When I saw her, I think the first time I saw her was in her interview and I like just loved her from the waist up and then they showed the shorts and the shoes and the socks and I just love it so much.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Oh, I didn't even know she went. I haven't seen this yet.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Yeah. I would need to see more pictures. I don't immediately love it.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Oh, she's so great. Yeah, this is like a perfect execution. She was wearing pants and a dress, and it all really works together. And she could do no wrong.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Yeah, the interview she gave was so great.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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No, it's not. But it's good. But I love Zendaya's more.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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She didn't go to the Met Gala.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Or you might not even notice that they shouldn't have been there because they just fit right in.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Yeah, I agree. Horrible. It's giving seriously, like, prom. Not even.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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No, it's not. I don't get it.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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I thought she looked beautiful. I didn't know she was going. I didn't see her on the stream. Did she show up late? No, she was perfectly on time. She was on the stream? She was on the stream. I guess I did miss a little bit of the stream. I had to skip some stuff.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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She toggles between being a celebrity invited to the Met Gala and being a rich lady just invited to the Met Gala to support the arts.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Yeah. Those people who go who are actually the foundation members, they just wear a beautiful dress. Maybe it has a bow on it to celebrate a bow tie. They just wear it.

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a black tie a nod to the theme but they're just wearing like a black tie gown that they might have gotten off the rack so she's a little bit in both worlds and I think Jackie she's a full-blown celebrity like please she has to be in theme no but she's just like showing up as a rich lady now and I think I first of all you're not going to catch me saying a bad word about her but I actually have seen her wear some dresses where I'm like uh it doesn't excite me and I don't love it

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I actually love this. And I think the bow ties are a nod to the dandyism. I think she looks beautiful. I think she's also like a very famous bride. So wearing a bridal look.

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I think a lot of people waiting for like, if you can't afford a child yet, but I'm talking about like women who are kind of crushing it in their careers who are like, this is not like they have, it's not about the money. It's like they want to reach all these benchmarks before they have kids. And it just never feels like the right time. And it really never is the right time.

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Wearing a bridal look like is Congress for her. And we haven't seen this much of her since she has become a mom. And I think all in all, like seriously, no notes. And I know that other people might say it's boring. It's on theme. No notes for me.

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Two themes. Two out of 12. It's a stretch. Two out of... Wait, and there's two bows. Yeah, one on... One on the bum, one on the back.

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For the men? Oh, overall. Oh, wow. I didn't realize it was Kabi Lame who I read about last week.

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I think James Charles ruined it for everyone.

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So were you looking for new faces or like the usual influencers who go?

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So new faces. Because also like, yeah, where were Addison and Charles? But where were the new influencers who would be going? I do think Nara and Lucky Blue should have gone.

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But at a certain point you have to like make the choice. Like I'm going to put this on pause. And so that Rihanna is doing it one after the other. I think it's a great example.

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Because he's also a model. He's a fashion girly.

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She just did a Fendi campaign.

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I've been enjoying her recently.

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Oh, Sydney Sweeney. So Sydney Sweeney to me is a perfect example of someone who like didn't like, you know break mind blowing but like looks really beautiful there's a nod to the theme and she's just like having a nice night and go on what is the nod to the theme um she mentioned it in her in her interview I can't remember maybe sparkles like maybe sparkles are one of the ten poles

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It's like so neutral and like totally fine. That's how I felt.

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I felt like she's like the perfect example of like the theme done wrong this year, which is actually not bad at all. Correct. Next. Oh, Miranda Kerr.

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I like Miranda Kerr's outfit.

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I like that a lot. It's like a deconstructed tuxedo.

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I actually just saw her recently for the first time, too. Yeah.

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Yeah, it's, like, a little... I know it's a costume gala, but, like, it's a little too costume party city. Like, not fashion-y as much. Like, it's a little... What do you think...

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continue sorry continue no i'm not yes no no agreed it's it's costumey but even though it's a costume gala like yeah you still can't look after me taylor was like hot like is doing all the same things here but it didn't look like costumey i wouldn't have said that the outfit is wearing taraji p henson yeah but even if someone else had worn it like it's a little there's just too much of it i don't know what the difference is but there's a difference

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I was happy to see them because I felt like they were exciting. And we didn't get that many exciting couples this year. Some of the people who always come with their spouse, even like Hailey Bieber, there was no Justin Bieber. We didn't get a lot of couples. We didn't get new couples. We obviously didn't get Alex and Braxton. We didn't get Taylor and Travis. We didn't get Kylie and Timothy.

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Yeah, it is. And I think we could get into Met Gala because that was my entire evening was watching this forlorn live stream where nobody showed up and everybody was late and the interviews were genuinely painful. And I just wanted to see Luke's.

The Toast

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So to see these two who come from different worlds and are in a relationship was actually very exciting.

The Toast

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And you know what? Like if I block him out and just look at her, I actually love her outfit.

The Toast

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If I block her out, I like his outfit.

The Toast

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Yeah, she does look really amazing. And I was glad to see a couple. We didn't get a lot of couples. We usually get more.

The Toast

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And where were Brooklyn and Nicola? Seriously, I'm so mad at them for whatever they're doing with their lives right now.

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I don't know. But I was noticing on the carpet, they're amazing. They always look amazing together.

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Yeah, she's a shoe-in for this theme. And then also this jacket, this two-dimensional jacket was like removable. And then she had another outfit on under that was also perfect. Like-

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nailed it perfect perfect but the bar is actually really high for as much as you think like oh she could do this yes sleep like that person you have a higher expectations for agreed uh 94 quinta brunson quinta oh there's nothing wrong with it there's nothing wrong with it i just it's reminding me of that other person um who i hadn't tyla who i hadn't seen yet it's like similar but i like that better

The Toast

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But I know to you it will always be Paul.

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I don't know how things are going for him.

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Right. Let's go to 98, Amelia Gray.

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I just want to say when she walked out and I watched her on the stream and she has all the confidence in the world, boom, boom, hitting the poses. There wasn't a closeup on the details of the outfit. I was like, oh, I'm interested by this. Gabrielle looks amazing. And now that I've seen photos of it and I see like the bloomers and the, and everything together, like that, I see the details of it.

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I don't like it as much as I did when she was in motion.

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It is, but for some reason, like, it's bad, but a bit awe-inspiring.

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You know, like, it's not bad like Heidi Klum bad.

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Yeah, and she was working it. It took me a while to realize it was ugly, you know?

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I also want to say I saw Rachel Brosnahan. She's 99. She was right after Amelia. Did you see her purple dress? Yeah. And I had the thought, I would love to see Kim in something like that.

The Toast

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She is an actress. Yeah. Wasn't she in that show that we liked?

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Yes, definitely. She's a fashion girly.

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You know who also wasn't there that has been invited the past few years? And I was wondering if they were going to be there, but I think their invites have run out. The Riverdale kids.

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Yeah. I don't know what word to use for like someone like that where it's like I don't love.

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I don't hate. Yeah. Fine. Neutral.

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And his new wife. They look so great. And they look like like happy and excited to be there. You know so many people are so jaded. They've been a million times.

The Toast

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You know who was also a first timer who earned his spot?

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I really liked it too. And I was very excited that he was there. I hope he fell in love with someone. I hope it was Sabrina.

The Toast

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So they are like wealthy people who get invited to the gala at this point, you know?

The Toast

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Yeah. She looks great, but she's just wearing like a beautiful gown and he looks complimentary to her.

The Toast

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I know. I feel like, do you feel like maybe he got like bamboozled by a designer and like couldn't say anything?

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It is darn good. We have our Met Gala extravaganza today. Last night was the first Monday night in May. Yeah.

The Toast

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Yeah, I agree. And I feel like also he's probably used to just dressing like stereotypical hetero male. And so like he just put on whatever they send and he didn't even know if it was bad or not. He's like, I'm just going to the Met Gala and this is what I'm wearing.

The Toast

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I hadn't seen her yet. Did you see her on the stream?

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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This is quite terrible, yeah.

The Toast

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Yeah. Yeah. It's no rhyme or reason.

The Toast

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Oh, Victoria was there. You know, she has such a hard time being so beautiful. Right. That's Leo's girlfriend. Leo was not there. And her look like was like, you saw it was like the jacket and then turned into the dress.

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Yeah. Especially when you watch the live stream and the biggest names didn't make it in time to be on the live stream, even though it was three hours. Um, if you just saw the people that walked the carpet before 9 p.m., the star power was not there.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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The reveals were stupid. It's stupider on a man. Um, and the fact that her jacket like stayed with her dress, it wasn't like a discard. That was like when Kylie wore that for Karl Lagerfeld. It was like her, her dress was a jacket and then it turned into her train. I liked it. And then, and Victoria is beautiful.

The Toast

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In a little bit. I mean, she looks good. She's not so off. Yeah.

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But also, if you want to say the theme, if she's not in theme or this or that, like, you also have to talk about whoever dressed her. Like, the designer or the stylist. And it's a collaborative thing. So I hate to, like, put it all on one person and be like, you've done fucked up. Like, who dressed Heidi Klum? Like, we should definitely be dragging them as well.

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Wait, wait, wait. No, I'm not there. And if you're scrolling with us, then you also need to get there. Okay, I'm almost there.

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This suspense is killing me. 193.

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But it is a suit like inspiration. It is so ugly.

The Toast

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But we need to know who made it. Like, you definitely need to put the onus on the designer, too.

The Toast

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Yeah, it can't really be worst dressed. It's just a strapless black dress.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Okay, great. Do you want to do best and worst?

The Toast

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I just have to be consistent year after year.

The Toast

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And by the way, I'm not complaining at all. Like I'm actually, thank you, Anna. But where was he this year? Isn't he on Broadway right now?

The Toast

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Oh, okay, cool. Well, we were blessed.

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just not to miss it but I can think I'm like Zendaya's inside for three hours waiting for the party to start I'm sure there's party happening I'm sure there's food and drinks and music but not the official performances the exhibit like it doesn't really start I'm sure there's things to do you could take like a bunch of you could do the videos that they do I'm sure it's way less stressful to get there on time and be a little bored at the party than to be like

The Toast

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I love that for you. Let me tell you my top four and then maybe we can cobble together a one.

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Zendaya, of course. Yeah, she was there for me too. Jenny from Blackpink. She was wearing Chanel and I thought she looked incredible. I'm surprised more people weren't dressed in the same way that she was because she was a total textbook interpretation of the theme. Oh my God, she looked so beautiful. We didn't even talk about her.

The Toast

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I'm going to leave it at that.

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Are you ready for our next story, which is actually going to be some more Met adjacent news.

The Toast

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Oh, Claudia, don't make me so hungry. A Taylor farm salad sounds so good right now.

The Toast

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That's my favorite, Mediterranean crunch. Mmm, with a little meatball on top.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Right, supplement the dinner. Like when I'm having taco night, I'm getting Mexican street corn salad and we can have taco salad for those of us watching our weight. Tostada. For the tostadas out there.

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Kim in the bus with her security stepping on her dress in literally what looks like the worst mood ever being so late and missing the live stream and not getting to chat with Lala her bestie at the top of the steps and I'm sorry I have some harsh words for Lala as well I think maybe it's time to take a year off you asking every single person the same exact question

The Toast

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I'm not very financially mindful. I don't know.

The Toast

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It's true. Easiest way to become financially mindful.

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Our next story is just some Met Gala, I guess, backlash. I do think people were worried about, you know, getting canceled by their interpretation.

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It is. And I do think, like, for the most part, everyone was safe. Me too. However, Blackpink's Lisa is getting backlash now because it looks as though she has Rosa Parks on her underwear and it's being called Rosa Parks underwear.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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um the internet is going crazy over lisa's panties also we forgot to talk about how lisa was there from black pink and white lotus and three out of the four black pink rosé jenny and lisa and it's like who is even the fourth she's not doing a solo career but black pink is going on is going on tour

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Yeah. No, they're so cute. They all looked amazing last night. Yes. And I was glad for them because they all had each other inside. I don't think they know that many people, except Lisa's White Lotus co-stars were there. Patrick and Walton and Amy Liu.

The Toast

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Yeah. But the internet's going crazy over her panties because it looks like Rosa's face is stitched into the garment.

The Toast

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There's a bunch of faces on the undies of Lisa.

The Toast

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She's wearing undies and tights, Louis Vuitton tights. And according to Vogue UK, her look features embroidered portraits by black artist Henry Taylor, transforming fashion into a tribute to black art and culture.

The Toast

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Louis Vuitton and Henry Taylor.

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No, I'm not mad about it either. It does look like it's not a pair of underwear, but it is a leotard, because if it's on the top and it's on the bottom and she's wearing a jacket... then she's not wearing Rosa Parks underwear.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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And there also seems to be other people, but I just want to say like the idea that she's being called out for Rosa Parks underwear is really funny, but I don't think she did anything wrong. I think she's wearing what she was told to wear and that nobody else had an issue with it. And I actually found it to be really beautiful. I think overall she looks really great.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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But yeah, if you want to zoom in on her crotch and see Rosa Parks, it's a crazy thing. But overall, when you take a step back, that's not what was happening.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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I think it's okay, too. I think it's, like, just funny and unfortunate the way people are zooming in on her tushy and, like, pointing at the parks.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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But there's also other people.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Right. So, um, just funny. And I hope that, um, I hope she's not really getting canceled. Like it's, it was, it's, it's beautiful. Yeah, it is. Next story. Some news that came out last night. I don't know if it has anything to do with the Met Gala, but Kim Kardashian has now hired a new stylist.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Yeah, I guess like if you're just going to ask the one question, then really anybody could do that job. However, I actually didn't have an issue with Lala. I think she's great at her job. She is a professional host. She's friends with so many people who go there. They obviously feel comfortable with her. And it's a short, sustained, like inoffensive conversation.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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yeah tagging each other on Instagram I guess Dani's out new guy in new guy in Dani's been with her for a while though because I think Dani used to work with Kanye and then started working with Kim while they were married and then just stayed with Kim and so that's why the looks have always been pretty consistent since even she was like dressed by Kanye and then by Dani they both work with like Balenciaga and Yeezy and everything so it's that whole vibe but I guess Kim's officially over it

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which I'm very grateful for because it's time for something new. We've been saying like every time she wears something, it's just so tired, especially when it's Balenciaga and it's ugly. You know, like if you want to wear something ugly, that's Chanel. OK, I'm open. Right.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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But ugly and Balenciaga. What's the point?

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Yeah. Maybe she's or that's beautiful as well. I wonder what the new style will be.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Yeah. I'm curious to see what the new style will be. I hope that it's I feel like she's still going to be avant-garde and not like something that's like, oh, that's just simple and beautiful. But I think it's time for a change. Change is good.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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But I liked Dani. I hope she goes on to style other people because I think there are other people who would like work really well in that vibe. But just like it's time for Kim to move on. And Kim has hired Rihanna stylist. Yeah.

The Toast

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So I wonder who was the stylist on Met Gala. Just curious. Because also she had an after party look that was like a short version of what she wore. Like it was the same.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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I liked it. Imagine if she showed up on the red carpet. Like that is so out of theme. But she would look amazing.

The Toast

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Yeah. I'm sure we'll be getting a lot of after party stuff like tomorrow as the parties are probably winding down just now. And our next story, if you were wondering where Timothee Chalamet was at the Met Gala. I was. The Nick game.

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Same, especially when I realized I wasn't even going to see my faves. Right. But Timothy had a pretty good reason to let Kylie fly solo at the Met Gala. His team was playing an important playoff game and he had to watch.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Yeah, the actor, who's a big Knicks fan, was nowhere to be found at the Met Gala. Instead, he was tuning in to watch the Knicks play the Celtics in game one of their series.

The Toast

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Yeah, he posted on his story like a picture of the, which is actually really crazy. And then he said, shitting myself, this game is insane. He sounds like Ben. Jackie, it was insane. And then he said, shaking, what a win. Literally Ben. He needs to join Brunson Boys.

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That's really crazy. I wonder if Timothy partied with Kylie at the after parties because he was probably in a celebratory mood. They're both in New York. Right. The game ended at like 930, 945. And Timothy was definitely in New York. So they probably spent the night together. And then the next games three and four are Monday and Saturday at the Garden. Do you think Kylie and Timothy will go?

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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I think Timothy will go. Tim has been. But they went to that courtside game.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Because they probably were looking for a fun activity. And he probably likes basketball.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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But the odds that they give it to someone who's going to do a better job than her are incredibly slim.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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can't with him we need someone to let us in their suite I agree that you can't sit on a folding chair court side thank you but if someone will let us in there and we also can't pay $14,000 you know I'm proud of you for saying that because I I thought you were gonna say that's a good deal you should take it no I'm not passionate about oh like sports for rascal flats that's a good deal you should take it

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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But I just think it goes to show, and it was a good exercise because like neither one of us is crazy. Like it's not crazy that I would still buy the crib.

The Toast

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That is the one that I want. But it's not crazy that you wouldn't.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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So it's very much like agree to disagree, respectfully.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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If anybody wants to let us into their suite Saturday and Monday night at the garden, we will think about coming. Honestly, we probably still wouldn't.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Okay. Or what if they invite us, but they like know we're not feeling chatty?

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Okay, so just think about it.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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And you know what? I'm going to call it on the stories. I think, like, doing All Met adjacent stories. That was four, technically, but it's an hour 20. Like, do we even have time for Deer Toasters?

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Yeah, I agree. Star power wasn't, it kind of reminded me of that COVID one that took place in September where it was like only the vaccinated or the people who were lying.

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You never know. I wouldn't throw it away.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

4855.508

I think that's so fair. We love you so much. We'll see you tomorrow. Love you. Bye.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

520.651

I agree. I didn't like the Tiana and Eggo interviews. She might have been my best trust as well, or one of them, but not my best friend. Host? Interviewer, yeah. And also I thought that they made Lala look even better.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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But also, like, when Lala was talking to someone and their mic was low, she put her mic in. Professional. A professional. She gave her mic.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

563.398

Yeah. Yeah. but we're there for the fashion and judge we shall. Oh, we shall.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

589.386

I need to know who it was. Do you want to guess? Maybe I need to remember like I need to look at the picture. So maybe as we're but it's definitely men because I just feel like you wouldn't be going so hard on women.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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I don't know. Like you're calling them ugly. Like you're just going.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

611.079

You're calling them looks ugly. I said, I'll go. Yeah, I don't know. I just feel like you would go harder with men. I don't know.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

624.04

Yeah, but at least for this theme, this was actually, I guess you could have shown up in a handsome tux and been fine, but really no one did that because there was so much for men to work with.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Yeah. But without further ado, let's get into the Fast Five stories and Met Gala recap that you need to know.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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yeah what I liked about the theme and we'll get into it is that some people executed it excellently and they looked amazing and then the people who didn't just looked a little boring but nobody looked bad which was kind of nice nobody looked like a clown like actually who was clown like unfortunately we're gonna save our best and worst trust right yeah I have my best of course but worse I'm gonna wait till we like evaluate everyone

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Follow along with us. As a reminder, this year, the event celebrated super fine tailoring black style, which is on view at the Met from May 10th to October 26th. The new showcase explores the importance of clothing and style to the formation of black identities in the Atlantic diaspora. and will be arranged by 12 characteristics of black dandyism.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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To reflect the theme this year, the dress code for the Met Gala was dubbed Tailored for You, a sartorial mood that is purposefully designed to provide guidance and invite creative interpretation. The exhibition holds a strong focus on menswear and suiting, and so we saw many Met Gala looks leaning into tailoring. That was one of the words of the night, tailor-made.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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My worst is Ben Platt, even though he wasn't there because he's my worst every year. And wherever he was last night, I'm sure he was looking terrible.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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She took a page out of Andre Leon Talley's book who is like an example of black dandyism. She just went like very direct inspired by him.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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The big collared shirt. And I think she thought that Andre would love it. You will love it.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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It's just so weird that it's Benson Boone.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Yeah, right, right. Right. Benson Boone. He actually has one song.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Benson. Benson Boone. Yeah, that's what I thought you were going to say. Benson Boone.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

1542.306

You know? This inspiration strikes in such an unexpected place.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

1570.079

It really was such a funny joke. Look at her.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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In the middle of stuff, yeah.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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That was a really good reference.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Slay, you crushed it. That's true.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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And this is what matters. And the fact that she didn't. Oh, right. You won.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

47.557

Bojers, wojers. Sojers, nojers. You know?

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

545.008

And you see Jimmy Kimmel's career flash before his eyes. Fallon, Fallon, Fallon. Jimmy Fallon's career flash before his eyes.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

934.506

They should work with Cynthia and do a QLab, honestly.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to The Toast. And what is it? Oh, my God. No.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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They're going on 5K again? The 5K is happening. They just announced it. It's in Florida. What? It's in Tampa. I did it last year. I think you have to do it. You and Zach can do it together. Okay. Like twist my arm.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Okay. I think you only have like a month or two though. Oh no. I think it's in May.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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She doesn't need like a full training.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Jelly Roll's doing it again. And you can tell how much you love that song. You ain't nothing but a liar.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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I had Josh and Ben like by my side. Let's see. Big Bear. What was it called? 5K?

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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two bear 5k bears two bears 5k i think that's what it's called yeah so sometimes they announce like which stars are going to be there jelly roll wait when is it when is may 4th may 4th oh okay that's enough time yeah no i just thought maybe i could like sync up a trip to tampa with something else i was planning to do out west rascal flats yeah

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Oh, I finally gave a proper listen to the Rascal Flatts Jonas Brothers collab. And I have to say, it's such a beautiful, inspiring song. I actually started getting a little teary up when I was listening to it the other day. It's as good as it should be. We put a lot of pressure on it because these are two important bands.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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And by the way, let me just say, I feel like I actually am consciously aware when I'm listening to the song how many people are singing. It's a lot of cooks in the kitchen. It's a lot of voices. And I feel like Nick...

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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maybe had a part in writing it or a part in like making this happen because he sings like a little bit more than Joe and he never sings more than Joe that like these days it's like Joe's the lead singer we've just sort of all accepted that um and I'm hearing a lot of Nick yeah and then they got to compete with Gary and it's like they thought they both like were the number one guy in this group and then like Gary comes through and it's like children sit down like let me show you how the big boys do it

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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It's a really beautiful song. Like, I love it. It is really beautiful. All the credit to the Rascal Flatts. And where is that Grammy? Do Rascal Flatts have a Grammy?

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Like, Bless the Broken Road.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Four nominations, zero wins.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Why do we care? Who would want a Grammy, honestly? Based on how disgusting they are, would you want something disgusting? No.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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No. Oh my God, how have we already been talking for 20 minutes? What did we talk about?

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Oh yeah, okay, so I need to write that down. I have to get that. Maybe, you know what? Oh, I'm hosting a book event tonight with Brian. I'm sorry, I'm being so annoying about my friend, Brian. It's like, we get it, you have one friend. So I'll be dressed this evening, and then I thought me and Ben would go to dinner. Maybe I'll go to Cipriani.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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And get myself a piece of cake.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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There's definitely one in Miami.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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When you think of the name Darius Rucker, what comes to mind?

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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I do have a hot take, and actually it reminds me of something I was talking about at dinner last night, because we went to an Italian place that makes their own pasta. And Cipriani is one of those Italian places that makes their own pasta. It's clearly not from a wholesaler. They have to make it with the dough.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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And my friend Rachel, who I was just talking about, she married someone who grew up in Rome. He's a hardcore Italian. He's American now, but... She was talking about the difference, because pasta is so important to them. She was like, his name is Ben. Ben also really prefers boxed pasta over handmade, because we were saying how handmade pasta is kind of gross.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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When you go to a restaurant, if I see that they make their own pasta, I'm like, all right, I'll have the pizza. I don't like... The texture is weird. I think a handmade pasta is gross. She was saying this? Yes. Well, I was expressing my feelings.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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I was quoting my own self, but then it was right after Rachel said, even Ben, who's Italian, prefers it in the box.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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interesting people like really love making their own pasta I figure I'll try it one day but we don't really eat a lot of pasta around here so it's not I think it's a lot of work and it's like not that good like it's like lumpy oh I've heard it's worth it oh I don't think so no shade to Shannon Ford because I know she makes her own pasta and she's like really excited about it but like if I ever come to her house like I want the blue box what's the what is it called gorilla I fucking love or do Chico

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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No, in his personal life. Scandals, do you think he has any? Do you, why? So one year ago today, Darius Rucker was like pulled over and arrested for like two or three misdemeanors of like driving with an expired registration,

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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No, I'm a Barilla household. These days I'm a jovial girl. I'm actually a jovial girl too. But I'm also a Rao's girl. Rao's this jarred sauce makes pasta.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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It's fucking amazing. I had it the other night with meatballs. It's what it should be.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Okay. Sorry, I just talked about that.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Yeah, right. We are being so good, guys coded. We are being so good, girls. Yeah, we're so good, girls. Should we rebrand? Come for that next.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Literally. No, after the graciousness and the grace that Josh gave me, the good guys are on my good side for at least a month.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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So when you need help protecting the things that matter most, remember to sing it like Jax and Claude do. This was a contender for toast theme song, but... Ultimately, we decided to go with an original written by one of our swirlies. But Jax, would you like to give it a shot?

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Head voice. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. Yeah, you better get your pipes nice and ready because we're recording our theme song this week.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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casual passing of a controlled substance like these really weird charges and you and I were like fully convinced it was a conspiracy to take Darius down because like everyone drives without a registry and they don't get arrested for it registration excuse me and we had asked you know we said like This is not gonna affect Darius's career.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

1544.128

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Wait, also, total sidebar. Did you see the Associated Press release a statement?

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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It was just like apologizing for cutting off, cutting short Babyface's interview. Oh my God, I've never in my life felt compelled to like leave a hate comment. I almost did, but I opened the comments and they took care of themselves. I was surprised Associated Press left the comments on.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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People were like, it was not, not only was it like not a good apology, it was like a text, I don't need to hear from the AP, I wanna hear from the girl. Like it was just very like, and people were not, it was not sufficient for the community. Like people were so mad in the comments that I didn't feel like I needed to leave a hate comment.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Nothing, nothing. I actually don't want to see anything from her. That's the point. And this is what we're always talking about. Like bring back entertainment journalists. You know who wouldn't have done this? Kelty Knight. Like it's an art. It's a skill set. So like having just a young girl who maybe like has a couple of followers.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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I don't know who this girl is, but like I don't know where they're finding their talent. But like because we sort of thrown journalism out the window when it comes to these red carpets, this is what you get.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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I bet in a year we won't even remember that Darius Rucker got arrested. He had a mugshot and everything. And thank you to the toaster who reminded me it has been one entire year and I had no idea what this girl was talking about. I had to go back and watch the episode of us talking about Darius Rucker because I was so confused.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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And we had this conversation last year, I'm sure we'll have it again next year. The inappropriate cringe level that some of these reporters get to when they ask Travis questions about Taylor, don't get me wrong, I wanna hear about Taylor too. And there are ways to weave in certain questions, but the outright cringe nature of them should be a crime, punishable by jail.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Are you gonna propose on the field, yeah, yeah, here's my plan, you wanna see a picture of the ring? Are you guys fucking kidding me?

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Obviously. Also, they're already engaged. You can't propose to somebody you're already engaged to.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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A reporter for Nickelodeon asked... Oh, because they do that slime bowl, right? Where you can watch the Super Bowl live on Nickelodeon, but it's like Patrick and Squidward playing. It's cute.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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It's not a terrible question. It's not the most appropriate, but for Nickelodeon, it's fine.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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I mean, that's the only one that's about him. Let me tell you. Okay, Media Trained King. Tortured Poets is obviously the most recent album. We're still promoting it. It just got nominated for all these Grammys. Yeah. That's a very strategic answer.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Not only that, like, yeah, her best work was a song she wrote about Joe Jonas. No, bitch, it was about me.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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And by the way, we didn't even talk about how when Taylor presented the Best Country Album Award, the song that she walked out to from her TTPD album was So High School, which is so clearly a choice because that's not even the most popular song. It's not her single. Why wouldn't she walk out to Fortnite? That's what she was nominated for. Right.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Between the red dress, the T on her upper thigh, and then So High School. She's married.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Yeah, what did we think he was gonna spill the beans? People really need to leave this man alone, like dead seriously.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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And Jackie, I assure you, they're only gonna get worse from here.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Yeah, but he's talked about that like once before. I was having deja vu reading this article.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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I don't know. I had a homemade pop tart. No shade to Olivia Oshry because I asked her to follow this recipe that I found on Instagram. They were fucking disgusting. Like really gross.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Well, she should share it. Yeah.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Oh my God, those chai. Right before midnight.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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We totally fucked up. We didn't fuck up. Actually, the Instacart who delivered our groceries bought the wrong things.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Oh, you're right. It was an Instacart campaign.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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They sent chai tea. We cut open the bags.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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It's kind of like smart at the time. Like, I don't think it's so dumb. No.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Available at patreon.com slash the toast.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Her recipe. I love chai. I don't like chai.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Who doesn't like a vanilla bean frappuccino from Starbucks? You know what? Maybe I'll get one today. They're so sugary. They're so fucking delicious.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Yeah, because... Well, first of all, not us drinking them as kids, like thinking we were drinking coffee.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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And they are... I need to have one. Even though I know what it tastes like. Even though it's been 15 years since I've had one, I could describe it. I know exactly what it tastes like. Same with me and a chai latte. Maybe we should just go. Live life. Throw caution to the wind.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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It could never affect the way that you and I see Darius.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Right. It's like a 15-year hype.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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The sugar high. And the sugar low. Of course, of course. And I just want to say back to Taylor's homemade Pop-Tarts. Pop-Tarts themselves actually just had one because I'm clearly eating a lot of sugar these days. It's unbelievable. And I know that Pop-Tarts, like the brand name ones, are like the first thing RFK is going to take when he goes.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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I know that they're just like the most horrible things for you and for kids. Let me tell you, it was worth every chemical. It was fucking delicious.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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What do you think is the first?

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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I love to see Shibuzy out here making money from Big Candy.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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I don't like nerds either. Like the fact that whenever Ben and I like get candy, Ben always goes for nerds gummy clusters.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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It's gummy clusters in a rope form. Like they're so not even like innovating over there at nerds HQ. And I think like classic nerds, like in a box, like the loose, like seriously, what's the point? What's the point? I agree, I think nerds are like the worst candy.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Like America's sweetheart.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Okay, so just wanted to remind everyone that, and what's so funny is on the episode. And I hate to be the ones to bring it up. Yeah, so on the episode, what we were saying is that it's such a conspiracy against Darius to take down a good man. And here we are perpetuating that. We reminded everyone. We said everyone would forget. We made it news last year when honestly it wasn't even newsworthy.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Okay, so nerds are clearly like crushing it in the marketing department, but in like the product development team really needs to step their pussies up.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Yeah, I happen to like like colorful sugary stuff. Nerds don't do it for me.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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I wonder why. I had like a balanced breakfast. I'm not like particularly starving, you know, more so than usual.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Well, I hope people like really stop embarrassing themselves. They won't. Like it's only Tuesday and we've got six more days. This week when it comes to Travis. Like people... And I get it. I've never met either of them. I'm sure I would be a freak if I ever met either of them and got to ask them a question. But people really need to control themselves a little bit better around these two.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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And by the way, they both handle it so well.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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And he has to do just for like by the nature of his job, like a couple of press conferences a week. So he's just like putting himself in the position of like being asked stupid questions quite a bit. Taylor doesn't do interviews. Like so it's like all the questions you would want to ask Taylor that are stupid. You put them on Travis now. People have found an outlet.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Yeah, that's such a good point. He's such a good sport about it. I'm sure if it's an inappropriate question, but sports doesn't do that. Sports is very PG. They're just weird. People are so weird, and they have no shame. I mean, it comes back to what we're always saying. Bring back shame in media literacy. Right. Thank you.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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And now here we are again a year bringing it up. And we claim that we are one of the best for Darius. And here we are. We are actively working against Darius's good name.

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Because to Darius's arrest record, I want to forgive you. That's your favorite quote. And I want to forget you. It's such a good quote. You say it every episode. I say it all the time. I said it yesterday. It's such a good quote. And it's more relevant than ever. A, when you think about the context, like Heidi and Spencer, we're literally still talking about Heidi and Spencer to this day.

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But also like sometimes, yeah, it's kind of like the best thing you can say to someone. Like, yeah, I want to forgive you, but I want to forget you. Like it's almost like indifference.

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But I really respect what she had said and the choice to keep the majority of your relationship private. Just because you break up with someone doesn't mean that now everything that happened in your relationship is fodder for a podcast. You can still respect someone. Yeah, just because it didn't work out. And be mad at them. Be mad that it didn't work out.

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Why bother? Yeah, and Lauren was like hella dramatic because now we all know like in hindsight, like there really wasn't much she needed to forgive Heidi for, just like getting a boyfriend.

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Oh. I think they wronged her. Yeah, well, I want to forgive her and I want to forget her.

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Be mad that they're not standing up for you. But still respect the integrity of the relationship by keeping the majority of it private. Yeah. And she's right for that. Very classy.

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Not to say that anybody who does the opposite is wrong because I live for it. Especially when the guy has truly wronged you. Like Brianna Chicken Fry owed Zach Bryan zero dollars. Like zero anything. Zero grace. Zero privacy. Zero respect. He was an actual abuser. Yeah. You don't get the courtesy of keeping the happenings of the relationship private when you're that big of a fucking animal.

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No, I'm not talking about anyone specifically, but I always, because you know what I was thinking about that? I'm so glad I just brought this up. I feel like a lot of people wanted to know what went down with Jason Tardik and Caitlin Bristow, and they never told us, and I actually really respect that.

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Even though so many people would want to know, she has a podcast, it's good for views, it's good for business, like, I kind of really respect that neither one of them, there was a couple of shady Instagram likes or whatever, but none of them sat down and did a tell-all, neither of them. And I really respect that.

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Even though it didn't work out, this was a person you shared a bed with, you were gonna share a life with. It's okay to keep things private, barring some crazy abuse that everybody needs to know about.

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Yeah, of course. Oh my God. You don't want to see what goes down in my house.

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It's a gargy, pargy day, it's Tuesday. A little programming update for the community if I can just take a minute. So today's episode is very special. At the end of the regular episode.

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I thought you were saying Tub like bathtub, and honestly, like, I'm stealing it. That's my name.

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And this is just a great reminder that she is married to Charlie McDowell, who has no relation to Andy McDowell and Margaret Qualley, but does on Mother's Day post a picture of Andy McDowell as a joke to confuse the internet. And I fell victim to his prank just last year.

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Well, Lily doesn't get involved in the prank. It's exclusively a Charlie McDowell thing. And so, no, I don't. And also, you can't forget, like, actually, Tubbs' grandfather, he's a nepo grandkid, so.

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Yeah, Lily Collins is kind of the Gracie Abrams of the acting industry.

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Like, they look exactly like, and their dads are both of, like, equal caliber.

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You're still at the restaurant.

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it will always be JJ and Phil, 1000%.

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I think some people can eclipse like, and I think that actually Andy McDowell was just talking about this, how she's like officially a Nepo mom because Margaret's in like an Oscar nominated film. And I don't think Andy's like career ever got to that level and how proud she is to like sort of be the recipient of like the benefits for Margaret's fame now. It was very honest and very funny.

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So some people just like truly eclipse it, right? They just get so famous that you can't even remember. Honestly, I also think it's sometimes like their faces, like you just can't not see the parent.

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And it is the one year anniversary of Darius Rucker getting into some legal trouble. It's also a pargy day where we have a pargy episode. At the end of today's episode, my bestie Brian Kelly is on the episode. We recorded last week to talk about his new book, which is all travel. You know, we ended up talking about like Darcy Silver from 90 Day Fiance. But there's really good stuff in there.

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No, but you think about Gracie more.

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You're not thinking about Meryl Streep's daughter.

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I like Lily Collins. Tuv McDowell. Even though that show is a What's Wrong With The World, I happen to really like her. Tuv Jane McDowell. Pargy. You know, Obviously she is Phil Collins' daughter. I've never seen a photo of them. Google it. I'm sure there is one. Like at her bat mitzvah or something, you know? Yeah.

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Bald. Oh, wait. I just Googled him. Yeah, he's bald. Classic.

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He's also such an acclaimed musician. Obviously, I think of, and I see your true colors. But then also Lion King. Tarzan. Right.

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That's my number one. You could tell he was handsome back in the day.

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By the way, plenty of photos together.

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Oh yeah, and she famously did that. You know how every year we talk about that Paris ball?

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She was one of the Americans. That. Well, are you ready for our fifth and final story? If it's our fifth and final story, that's brought to you by Peloton. It is. So Peloton has what you need to keep you on track of your goals no matter what season of life that you're in. Actually, this week I've decided like I'm recommitting myself to some sort of wellness slash fitness routine.

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They have classes that require no equipment. They have great like guided walks. It's really fabulous. Their instructors are amazing. They have such great personalities. I find that like when the person I'm learning from like actually is making me laugh or saying something interesting, it makes the whole thing go by so much faster. They have great music.

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That's what Peloton has over like everyone else. Their catalog of music is insane. And it's available wherever you need it. So with their all access membership and the app, you can work out wherever you need it. So whether you're on the train, the gym, or at your kid's game, you can squeeze it in wherever you need it.

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Whether you need 10, 20, or 45 minutes of time to sweat or get grounded, they provide you with flexibility. That's what, by the way, I love that like, I can't these days do anything more than 30 minutes. And they have classes like starting at 10 minutes, like 10, 20, or if you want to go all the way up. It's also great, Jackie, I know you're training for the 5K now.

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So it's at the end of today's episode instead of Dear Toasters. Dear Toasters has been moved to Thursday, which is usually a light day for us. So tomorrow will be our Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recap. Thursday will be Dear Toasters. And Friday will be Queenie and Weenie. And Southern Charm.

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Yeah, Peloton Run and the run slash walk is like a really good way to like get your time per mile down. It's fabulous and it's just great music. So find your push, find your power with Peloton at onepeloton.com. That's O-N-E peloton.com. Today's episode is also brought to you by Dreamland Baby. Isn't that correct, Jackie?

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That's beautiful, Jackie. Perhaps as a gift to Josh Peck for his generosity of spirit during this time, maybe I'll get him a nice baby gift from Dreamland Baby.

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Love that. Well, thank you, Dreamland Baby, for being a partner of today's show. For being a dream, land baby. Literally. For being a dream, Kardashian.

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Well, I think she looked a little disappointed. And then also there's this TMZ video of her leaving the affair in her slippers. They're like, what do you think about losing the award to Beyonce? And she just looks at the camera and gives a big thumbs up. So people were really quick to assume this was a snub at Beyonce.

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I think it wouldn't have had such a viral moment if she lost to like Laini Wilson or whatever. But I think a lot of people are like defensive of Beyonce. To be honest, like I think she looked upset because she lost a Grammy. Like everyone wants to win a Grammy. And I think it was like Kelsey Ballerini actually who said this like at last year's CMAs.

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I did forget about Southern Charm. I'm sorry. Oh, do we have a story? Do we have what a story? Paige's comments?

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She got caught on camera losing with a stank face and she released a statement. She was like, yeah. I wanted to win. Like, yeah, she actually said and I'm holding space for two things. Like, I'm really happy for the person who won. But like, I also wanted to win. Like, why can't I think of myself for a second? And it's like, yeah, I would be upset, too. I wanted to win.

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Yeah, right. She definitely has one of those faces. But like, let's just say like it is what it appears to be. Like, I think that we need to... like wanting to win things. I know we're supposed to say it's an honor to be nominated. I'm so happy for whoever won, but everybody's showing up there like glitz and glammed out because they want to win and they want to be like acknowledged by their peers.

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I don't think it's a big deal to be upset. It's not a reflection that she didn't think Beyonce should win. So she thought she should win. Everybody thinks their shit's the best.

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Okay, okay. Okay, because then I wanted to talk about it at the top of the show if we didn't.

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I saw it. I saw it live and then I saw it afterwards and I was like, yeah, OK, maybe that's that. But OK, so she's what? Spoiler alert, human. She's just, you know, if I get nominated for a Grammy and I don't win, like I'm seriously crying and cursing out everyone and flipping the table.

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We're listening. She tried to tell you on her Grammy award winning album for album of the year.

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She needs to auction it off for charity, like for, you know, victims of the fires or North Carolina, and you will contribute.

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One of my biggest regrets is, remember when I went to that Joan Rivers tribute and they were auctioning off for God's Love We Deliver the, like, original note cards of her jokes? Yeah. I should have bought one, but, like, $5,000 was really steep for an index card.

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But she had 70,000 of them. So if they were auctioning off like a couple, they couldn't. Oh, and by the way, somebody bought the first one. The second one, they had to fake that one of the employees said like, yeah, because the auction was going poorly. And then the third, they decided to give away to somebody in the audience because it was going so poorly. Do $2,500, double the amount of people.

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You would have sold six of them instead of one.

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It's been really hard for you.

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I'm still thinking about that auction. I'm so mad.

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Yeah, I'll loosen the purse strings a little bit. I'm sorry, $5,000 for an index card. I draw the line. I'm actually an extremely financially prudent person.

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No, because it's all relative, right? You look at my life, it looks very glamorous. And it is. I have beautiful things. But I don't like to use the word frugal because I'm not frugal by any stretch of the imagination. But I think also compared to you, I'm frugal.

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No, I think the word financially prudent is a good, I'm just a little conservative. Careful, meticulous, prudent is here. Stingy. I am not stingy, bitch.

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Thrifty. I don't know. I just feel like if you own a Birkin, you can't call yourself financially prudent. Do you know what I mean? They're a good investment. Even though it's an investment. It's an investment. They go up over time. Yeah. Is that the end of the show?

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I am so excited to see it. They picked out a home and called it Holiday House. If you're listening as a podcast for Secret Santa, the year before this one, that would be 2023.

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Jackie, everything happens for a reason, you know?

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Let me just give a quick intro to the second half of the show. We're just getting started. Brian Kelly, founder of The Points Guy. He wrote a book that comes out today. It's called How to Win at Travel. And we just did the, actually a lot about parenting. And like, Jackie, what's your philosophy on like kids crying on planes? And like other people who are like rolling their eyes at it.

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Like, cause like, were you an adult before you had kids who would like roll your eyes at like a kid crying on the plane and now you like understand?

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Yeah. No, and Brian talked a lot about it. He was like, that baby has every right to be on the plane as much as you do. We both paid for the ticket. It was actually a really insightful conversation about all elements like how to save money on travel.

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Jackie, he said, aviation is public transportation. We all have like equal rights to be on this plane. You're not more special because you're like a childless parent. I mean, a childless person than I am. Like we're both equally right to be here. And he's like, the worst behavior I've seen on planes is from adults, not babies.

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Yeah, like the right thing to do is like help. And if you can't be nice, like just shut up.

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So we talked about that. It's a fabulous interview, video and audio. So you don't have to go anywhere if you're listening. Just keep listening. And we will see you tomorrow for hump day.

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I actually bought the book last night and I didn't read a word of it, but I bought it. So that's the first step.

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Welcome back to The Toast. It's kind of full circle for me to be sitting here with obviously one of my favorite people in the world, of course, like one of my best friends for life, but also somebody who I forget, like is deeply successful, has a lot going on. He is a father of two, a daddy to many. It is Brianna, Marlene, Christine, Wakili, Gorga, Kelly.

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It is Brian Kelly. Literally, you guys know him. He's a fan favorite here at The Toast. He is a frequent guest. He is the creator of The Points Guy. And today he is here as author. I like how you wore like a black cashmere sweater. Very author of you.

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In my moral superiority, for sure. And I wanted to talk to you about that because, you know, there are a lot of content creators. There are a lot of bloggers, but there aren't a lot of authors. And I feel like having like a physical thing when what we do is so digital, having like a physical thing that you come out with feels so different.

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And I wanted to ask you, like, since you've now been like doing press and people are referring to you now as an author here to for you will be known as an author. How does that make you feel?

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I absolutely love that. I did something kind of insane last night. What did you do? Jackie. Jackie. What did you do? I did something kind of crazy last night. Crack? Crazier. Meth? Crazier. I had a Napoleon for dessert.

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And I couldn't help but notice that your book was not only not dedicated to me, which was unique for sure. It was dedicated to Dean, which is so sweet. Dean is your son. He's literally the cutest angel on earth. But he's not your only son. And I think I speak on behalf of your newborn, Cooper, when I say, what the fuck? You know, what about Cooper?

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Kanina. Kanina Hara. Yeah. That's it.

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It's a thing when you're as multi-hyphenated as we are.

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1,000% me. One thing about Brian, actually, we've done so many things together. And we're going to talk about all the things we've done together. But we need to talk about your singing voice. And I host a show with my sister, Jackie, who, up until I met you, had the worst singing voice I'd ever heard in my life. She's great now. She's not great now compared to you.

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You have the worst singing voice I've ever heard in my life. You have no rhythm. You have no pitch. Sing me a song. Sing Taking Chances by Celine Dion.

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What? Okay, I have dreams like that too, but they end really differently. Yeah, with your EGOT. Right, right. So I think in terms of who's going to win an EGOT first.

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No, that's what I'm saying. Like, I think you are actually too far gone and there aren't a lot of people like that. That's what makes you different. That's what makes you special.

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Honestly, sitting in that booth, so hot.

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Yeah. And you are so successful at everything you do. And I know that this book is going to crush because it just like is what the people need. But a funny thing about you is that we have so much in common. And really, from the minute that we met, we just got along swimmingly in a kind of unique way.

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But there are some things about you like I genuinely can't relate to because you are so successful and like you want to keep working. And I feel like you're always doing more. But meanwhile, like you have when you think like you will seriously like chill your every time I every time we talk, you're like, maybe I'll slow down.

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And then you go and you're pitching a TV show or maybe I'll slow down or you go and write a book.

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It's straight from your brain.

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It's more likely that I would eat a Napoleon than anything else.

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This is like 300 picture book for the kids.

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OK, well, that's what I wanted to ask you, because something so funny about like your line of work and the success that you've had is like, you know, you're afforded a luxurious lifestyle. And something funny about you is like you what because it's your job, but you very rarely opt to fly private.

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And if I was you, like I'm sure you get opportunities all the time that like it doesn't behoove you because you're always making because I have six horses.

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It's so true. Listen, we're not here because we want to be.

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Literally. And your son, Dean, is extremely well-traveled.

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That's literally more countries than I have been to. Like, that's fucking crazy.

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Yeah, okay, can we get back to the dessert really quickly? Because I have this sort of like renaissance with it. I've never looked at a dessert menu. When you look at a dessert menu, what are you like always looking for? What's like your go-to safe option that if they have it, you'll just order it if you're doing dessert?

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Oh, my God. I forgot that Dean was in Belize with us.

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Well, you talk a lot about traveling with kids in the book. Your lifestyle has changed quite a bit from like when you were just like a single guy traveling, doing whatever you want to now. Like you think about travel in a different way. You've always always been thoughtful about it, but now it's quite different and you're thinking of different things. And are you pre-boarding? Yeah.

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But he's not supposed to be in there, right?

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Yeah. You have to trust your gut.

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Right. So like we have so many moms who listen. What is the one piece of wisdom you would impart on someone who's about to travel with their kid for the first time?

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That's so crazy. I didn't know that.

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I don't really go for- I fucking love a skillet.

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That's literally going to be me. Seriously. Titties out for the boys. Yeah.

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Jackie talks about that a lot, about how like modern media, whether it's like TV shows or even like influencers who keep it real, it's so overwhelmingly negative. And I think that like a lot of young girls and guys who become parents like find there's so much more joy in it than was explained to you. You're always told about the hard parts, but like the joy is kind of underrated.

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So I love that like that's what you lead with because I think we need more of that.

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And I say in the book- Oh, we need to talk about that.

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This is big conversation on social media. Kids on planes, kids crying on planes. I think when my sisters became parents, I immediately became way more sympathetic. I never would be someone who would like visibly roll my eyes, but I would whisper to Ben, like, get this fucking kid out of here.

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Now I find myself like having a lot more patience, like always like, like, you know, giving a sympathetic look or something, because I think that people can be really mean. And at the end of the day, like, bitch, we paid the same price for this ticket. Like, eat my ass.

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I pretty much always will go for the warm chocolate cake, like at any restaurant, especially like a kosher restaurant. It's their specialty, like a warm chocolate cake. So, when I was out to dinner last night, I was at a kosher restaurant, and they didn't have a warm chocolate cake, and I was ready to pass, but something in my pregnancy, it's like, I'm physically unable to move on without dessert.

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The point of like when she passengers adult passengers being more inconveniencing than than babies is so true. Some of the worst people I've ever met have been on airplanes.

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Like insane human beings. And that's what I love about you. Like you're really capable of such depth. Like when you talk about parenthood and even the way you talk about travel, like I know it means a lot to you when you meet people. Because when you go to like an airport lounge, it's like, you know, me going to a kosher restaurant. It's like where your people are at. And you like are a star.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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And I've been lucky enough to experience it where like people come up to you and it's not they don't just say like, hey, I love your work. They say like, oh, my God, I took this trip with my dad before he died. Like it's so meaningful. And I know that you take it so seriously. You're capable of such depth. But I also have gotten to know you on a really deep level.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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They don't even know. They don't even know. Brianna Marlene, Christine Wakili Kelly. Like you are one of the most fun people I've ever met in my life. And I feel like that's because you are so well-traveled. Like you've seen such things. And to travel with you, I have to tell you, It's such a privilege. Like I the way I used to vacation, like even just with Ben.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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And now when I when me and Ben go do something, I travel differently. Like I'm so much more open to things like you really are so much fun. And I think it is connected to the things you've seen, you know?

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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thousand percent and the best part about you is like you are who you are but you we have a lot of similarities like we're both obsessed with reality TV and celebrity culture Abby Lee Miller is both of our idols you see that we met we met because of Abby Lee Miller

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Yeah, in a spiritual sense. Yeah. She didn't actually introduce us.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Regarding the matter of Abby Lee.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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You are a great dancer. And where'd you learn that? At the Abby Lee Dance Company? I

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

4839.232

That was fun. No, we've had so many fun trips and like so many people who ever meet you and people who meet you, love you. But what's so interesting is like one of my favorite things. And hopefully everyone one day gets a chance to go through your Instagram DMs because the people that DM you just asking for like random travel tips.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

485.12

Like, lunch, dinner, breakfast, I have to have a sweet treat. Like... Baby wants dessert. It's so true. So... Baby was craving a Napoleon? My friend Margaret was like, the Napoleon's here is really good. I'm like... Okay, sure. I don't even know what a Napoleon is. I don't know why. I think of a Napoleon and I think of that scene in Hannah Montana, but I know that that's a baked Alaska.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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No, but I'm talking about like celebrities. Like celebrities are obsessed with boys.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

4865.946

Oh, yeah. We had a boozy flight to Houston.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Yeah. Was he on the flight to Houston or the flight to Mexico? I don't know. He was like. Because we had margaritas in the middle and I got in trouble for vaping in the United Airlines. Yeah. In the lounge.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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They were like, seriously, so. They were like, are you vaping? I'm like, yeah. They acted like I was doing meth. Like, calm down.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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What's to hide? It's electric.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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I've gotten kicked out of facilities.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Me and that vape. Although those days are behind me. I'm about to enter my motherhood phase. That girl lives inside me forever. And I know she will return.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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No, we've lived. And so the funny part is like how many people are so invested in points and travel and like the hacks that you give and the celebrities, reality stars that enter your DMs and who you end up striking up friendships with because you are this like really fun, fabulous guy. It's probably one of my favorite parts about you. Now tell me about the Silva sisters.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

4927.732

If you guys don't know, by the way, what TLC show did they originally start on? 90 Day Fiance.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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They need to be paid like handsomely.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

4991.399

Who was the most famous person who you found out like reads the website or knows, like follows your work and uses your tips? Because I always felt like rich people didn't like do stuff like that, but they love saving money.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

5016.234

What matters to Martha? She's an aisle, a window. What does she prefer?

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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She says, like, every day you should, like, acquire... She's a really fun person to travel with. Yeah, Martha's... What about that podcaster, Claudia Aschere? What'd she like to travel with?

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

5061.316

Brian and I were on Israeli news, like, literally went so viral. We did, like, a taste test of salmon. They were serving salmon in El Al first class. It was not good.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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It was salmon. And we shouldn't have ordered it.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Yeah, we were filming the entire time.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Listen, the amount of things you paid for. We're square. We are so even. Don't go down that road because I'll end up owing you money.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

52.289

Oh, I'm not. Jackie, I got Jackie, and she got me custom stationery, which is such a good gift, which I can't lie, I haven't used, because I haven't written something with my hand since 1972. And this, what appears to be Taylor Swift merch, but it's not. It's from a very cute, custom Etsy store. If Taylor Swift sold merch for her house in Rhode Island, this is what she would sell.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

522.013

Yeah, it's a marshmallow liquor burn for sure. Okay, that sounds right. So I was very apprehensive. I'm not going to lie. Like a Napoleon just gives baked Alaska. And let me tell you, Jackie, I think you would love it. It was, I can't recommend that next time you go out there, then if they have a Napoleon, just grab it. It's so light and fluffy and airy.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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It obviously wasn't filling enough, but it did satiate like my sweet tooth for the moment. It was delicious.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

555.66

When they hit with the flame torch too much. I do feel like the vanilla lemon meringue cake from Cipriani is kind of in a league of its own when it comes to desserts. And if any of our listeners are coming to New York anytime soon and they want to see the latest and greatest, I highly recommend getting the $30 piece of cake from Cipriani. It's huge, by the way.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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You can split it with two or three people. And it's probably the most... You know what? Two people. I'm going to get it. You should.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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And also the good thing about Cipriani is I could get my fat ass up and go like I could just go sit in the restaurant.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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That cake is different. Like that cake. I don't know what they put in it. Crack. And honestly, we have to thank Brian Kelly for introducing us to it.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Yeah, he had like a table at a charity event. Was it Amphar or something? Amphar. And the caterer, that's so us, like Amphar.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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The catering was Cipriani. Like the food was so good. Like it was pasta. And by the end, we were like, yeah, we'll try this cake. And we were sitting with Heather McMahon and we all took a bite and we looked at each other and we were like, Oh my God. It's actual heroin.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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That's so brilliant. I can't believe I just... Like I'm now thinking of that because over the weekend I was, I'm really in my sweets era. I ordered Magnolia Bakery. I got like a full piece of cake and two cupcakes. So good. And it travels really well. So I've really been like looking for delicious sweet treats. Of course I have my 40 carats frozen yogurt almost every single day.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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And how did I not think of the lemon meringue cake?

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Of course I do. Of course I do. What company was it?

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Did you see Melissa Gorga's launching her own line of sprinkle cookies, which I don't, I actually think it's like a cute say idea, but I don't think it bodes well for the future of Real Housewives of New Jersey. I actually saw Margaret Joseph's last week, or was that this week?

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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No, last week, at Brian, everything's coming back to Brian today, at his book party, and I was like, what is going on with the show? She's like, I have no idea. And if she had tea, she would tell me, and I wouldn't tell you guys, but I could say, she's like, I have no idea.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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I wouldn't bring it up. Right. She was like, I have heard nothing. We have no clue. Nobody does. Wow.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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And you know what? I've actually never had a piñole cookie, which is what Teresa had preferred in that moment. I don't even know what those look like.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Oh, we also have to talk about the good guys. By the way, Pignoli cookies are a traditional Italian treat originated in Sicily. They're almond and chewy. They look disgusting. Teresa's so wrong for this, by the way. How has nobody ever dug into what she's actually saying? Well, sprinkle cookies are not like the best. They're very like generic and whatever.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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They are amazing in comparison to what I'm looking at, this Pignoli cookie.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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I completely agree. Nothing worse than never seeing a gift that you got for someone.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Please don't, I hate almonds. Even though I have heard that almonds help with pregnancy heartburn. I don't think they're thinking you're gonna eat it in a cookie. They're hoping that you'll eat them raw. But I can make my own way in this world. Yeah, worth trying. The good guys, did you hear the big news? Josh. about Josh. His wife? Yeah. Yes, Josh's wife.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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They should have asked you for help with their captions because that's a good one.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Josh is expecting his third child and he told Ben on the podcast like two weeks ago and obviously like it's such an exciting time because we're both pregnant, the good guys and the good gals, like bringing, you know, Jewish babies into this world. But Josh was like actually like, and that's how I know like Josh is a good friend because he was like,

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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I didn't want to even remotely like have any like step on Claudia's moment. And you know how much my moments mean to me because I'm an actual four year old. And I can't even tell you like that's the best gift he could have gotten me. He does not owe me any gifts.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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I don't want his registry, nothing like it was such a kind and thoughtful thing to say for like the crazy person in your life like myself. Right. So did they like delay when they would have announced that? I don't know, but he delayed even like telling Ben. Like he just wanted Ben to have his moment first time dad. Like so thoughtful. I was like actually taken aback by the generosity.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Where in the world is that gift? You kind of forget. Oh, speaking of forgetting, today's an important day.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Like that to me like means a lot.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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I don't know. And actually, I want to ask you a question. I was with my friend Rachel last night and she's pregnant and she doesn't know what she's having. And she says, when you go to the ultrasound, do you see the penis? And I'm like, no.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Okay, so that's what I said. I'm like, Rachel, no, I've never seen the penis in my life. You can tell the tech that you're not finding out, but you're not, she's like, I'm looking away during my scans. I'm like, no, look at the scans. You're not gonna see it. It's not even like, you'll be able to.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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No, because I'm sorry, what? They're going to have breasts if they're a girl? Like there's no, there's literally no way to see on a sonogram or any sort of imaging if you're having a boy or a girl. I don't know.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

94.8

Because one year ago today on this show, we asked our listeners to remind us of something. Do you know what I'm talking about? Okay, neither did I, and I need to shout out the toaster who reminded me. No, no, Jackie, it is so random and so niche. No, oh, she submitted it anonymously, so I don't know her name, okay. So, one year ago today, you know what, let me pose it in a different way.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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That's what Josh said. He said that they're not finding out the gender until a nurse ruins it by accident. I think that happens a lot.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Yeah, actually, my physical therapist was telling me a story about how she didn't want to know gender. And then, like, literally at the ninth month, the doctor accidentally slipped a pronoun.

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Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Yeah. Which, like, it's seriously not the doctor's fault. Like, how in the hell do you refer to this thing? Like, would you say it? Like, I could totally understand how it happens, but that just sucks. And when you were at the physical therapist, were you wearing your pants or no? No, I'm never wearing my pants at physical therapy. I'm going today, and I'm just going.

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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I literally, it's kind of crazy how I leave my house for an hour to get fingered, and I come back. And I just waltz into my husband like nothing happened. It's seriously, but I do want to say my pelvic muscles are getting much stronger. Should we do our Kegels together? I actually haven't done them today. Come on, ready?

The Toast

Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025

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Relax. Uncross your legs. Oh, that's hard for me. Now, we're going to inhale and relax our vag. Exhale and Kegel. That's one. That's two. That's three. That's four. Oh man, you're not doing it. That's five. I don't see breathing.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Oh, you know what I forgot to tell you? Oh. Actually, well, I did tell you, but we never got to chat about it. I didn't get to talk about it on the toast. When I was at Polo Bar for... Actually, I didn't tell you this. When I was at Polo Bar for Thanksgiving, you walked downstairs into the restaurant. As I'm walking downstairs, who's walking up?

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

1025.188

justin anderson and kristen cavallari now kristen cavallari walked right by me i feel like she doesn't like me because that one thing i said about her which i stand by um but justin anderson i like love it swirly i've never met him but apparently he like loves the good guys podcast too he was so excited so funny so nice he was like shocked to see us i have never met him before we're like internet friends even better irl oh my god we're internet friends and i really like him and you know what i'm jealous

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Yeah, no, like meet your faves because if your fave is Justin Anderson, like he's so handsome. He was so cute and so funny.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Okay, maybe, like, also she doesn't know who I am and, like, that and ugly and irrelevant, which is most likely the case.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Is reason pass muster a phrase or just pass muster means something?

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Right, right. But you also have to remember, and this was a reminder for me, that, like, this was a real school. Okay.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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And who – like, I need to know who was on the planning committee. Like, and when they were getting, like, RSVPs, they were probably freaking about, like – because there were also just, like, regular folk who went to this high school, and, like, nobody knew. But they knew Kristen. They maybe had classes with Lauren.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Like, it's actually the craziest thing because I feel like in this day and age they would never – have a reality show about high school kids who are actively in high school. Do you know what I mean?

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

1148.331

I mean, I recently watched Laguna Beach, and I feel like we have this conversation, so I don't want to be repetitive, but it is really crazy how Lauren Conrad was... America's sweetheart. Like, seriously, we were obsessed with her. And everyone who came for her, Kristen, Spencer, Heidi, we hated. Like, she was a queen of America. And I recently went back and rewatched.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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And let me tell you, she's the worst character. She's so fabissina. Like, she just likes Steven. And, like, when it doesn't go her way, she's such a miserable, like, sourpuss fucking face. And all she does is, like... like brag about her parents' new house and like invite people over to the new house. Like she rides the coattails of her parents' house.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Like her parents' house is a character on the show.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

1190.806

She keeps like inviting people over, like see the construction. It's like, it's giving loser.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

1195.97

In hindsight, big loser energy. She is.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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It's also so crazy that they literally had like three and a half years of regular high school. And then like the last couple of months where they were filming that reality show. And that was their senior year is what we all know. But they had a full high school experience.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

1236.152

That's actually a really good point. And I feel like it was definitely something that came across the desk of MTV. Like, why wouldn't they? I'm sure nobody was willing to participate and that's why. But that would have been a great special.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

1264.776

Me too. Everybody goes to the five because it's the first one. You're just out of college.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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and then my 10 I was so excited and then I got booked like I had a work thing in Canada and actually I actually asked them to move it because one of my friends was on the committee and they were like no um so I missed it and I was like really upset so I will be going to 15 whenever that is like in three four years I'll go to 15 if they if they host something although I did hear about the 10 was that like significantly less people came and that makes me really sad like everyone should go even though I literally didn't but everyone should um

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

1303.799

Yeah. And if I remember correctly for my fifth, it was like really not enough time had passed. Like I remember we were sitting in like a classroom and it just like literally felt like a weekend. It wasn't it wasn't.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

132.571

Well, guess what? That is not past muster of you. Okay. Oh my God. Like you ever talked to somebody and they immediately like start speaking Chinese. I literally had no idea what the hell you were talking about.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

1323.339

Well, that is a phase of life that I'm in. Like somebody, oh, over the weekend, I was talking to my sister-in-law's fiance. And he was like, by the way, do you know blank? They had just met someone who I went to high school with. In my grade, it took me 45 seconds to place this person. Like the name just like, I couldn't. And of course, lovely girl. I remember her.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

1341.053

Abel, like say someone who we went to high school with. And I'm like, I seriously never met that person in my life.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

1366.454

I love that they shared this. I love that they all went and they seem to be on good terms. But that also means that Kristen's is next year. Oh yeah. But her grade wasn't like interesting to me. That girl, Jessica was such a messica. Like it was just Kristen. Jessica. It was just Kristen.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

1383.92

And that was Kristen's problem, too. That's why she couldn't stop hanging out with the older kids.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

1388.241

She'll go, of course. She was a queen then, queen now.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

1394.303

I have. She has decided to give podcasting, like, her full attention. And she's kind of a born podcaster. She lives in a very interesting life. But she's also, like, smart and, like, well-spoken. So she's kind of built for this life. And she has a great co-host in Justin. So it's, like, perfect to bounce ideas off of. Yeah. I love that for her. And it's a GM Media production.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

1425.023

ball last year right yes I was telling you TikTok has opened my eyes last year was the first year I knew about this it's this really old school first of all debutante ball I know they do that in the south but like it's really this outdated thing but the one in Paris it's like one of the remaining balls and it's for like an elite elite international group of gals so they come from all over the world it is the richest the most royal people from you know famous families like Apple Martin

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

1450.169

actual royals whose parents are some of them are princes princesses a lot of them like billionaires in asia it's such an interesting group and if you looked at them you might not recognize the women besides for like apple martin but on tiktok they break down whoever it is who their parents are what they're wearing like their jewels it's literally marjorie post like it's insane yeah it's called le bal de debutantes and apple martin i feel like they could do better than that

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

1487.367

There's so much footage coming out of it too. And I feel like they've very slowly been like opening Apple Martin up to the public eye. I feel like she lived a very normal private life and now she's a certain age. I think when she turned 18, she did this like little Vogue spread. They've done it very slowly and very tastefully.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

1500.415

I think it's clear that like she wants to do modeling or, you know, something. And so this was like kind of her coming out, her debutante and obsessed. She's very beautiful. I loved seeing the mom and dad and Blythe. A lot of people also didn't know that Blythe Danner is Gwyneth Paltrow's mom.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

1519.908

So when the pictures of Apple, her parents and her grandmother were, people were like, why is Blythe Danner there? A lot of people didn't know that. That's her nepo baby alliance. Obsessed, just obsessed. And it's nice to see them co-parenting, you know, consciously uncoupling.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

152.303

More on that. More on that, yes. He's shooting with two acceptable people. You guys know my bar these days. Can't let these people get too close to Ben. He's kind of blowing up. His breath. His breath, first of all. And second of all, I don't know. I'm not just letting any old girl come through. So today he's filming... Who is it?

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

1546.807

Yeah, I feel like it would be a little bit more top tier than that. But I want to see Lily Collins at the debutante ball.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

1559.596

You're timeless. Oh, she's so cute. Yeah. Oh, she's adorable.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

1568.268

Oh, I could see both of them. Wait, I want to see Lori Harvey debutante. As did Billy Lord and Francesca Eastwood. That makes sense. Like the people who do come from Hollywood, it's not a lot, but it's people from big families. That's why the Willis's, it's really a lot, not about who you are, but who your parents are. So Wally, yes, rumor Willis's.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

1588.435

Bruce Willis is Bruce Willis and their mom's Demi Moore, right?

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

1596.494

Classic. Lori Harvey looks sick. This is like my favorite rabbit hole to go down. And shout out to the girlies on TikTok who are like always doing those recap videos telling you who everyone is, what they're wearing. She's actually the first debutante to wear Valentino, which I guess was like a big deal. And I think custom, custom. Yeah, and of course the mother.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

1616.455

I don't know why I keep calling her the mother. My best friend, Gwyneth Paltrow, she was also wearing Valentino. So it was a really pargy affair. I bet it was like- The mother, the mother. I wonder what it was really like on the inside. Do you think it's a really fun event?

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

1654.266

It's so true. And that dress was really pargy like that blue. Yeah. Love. And she wasn't even wearing a lot of makeup. I mean, I guess that's what happens when you're like 17. But she's very beautiful. Very.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

1681.815

Okay, by the way, I could see the role was written for Judy Greer.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

17.46

That was also coupled with— Will they, won't they?

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

1708.525

Mitchell is not my fave, by the way.

The Toast

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No, Alex Guarnaschelli. She should be on my... And by the way, Ben sent me one of the videos that they made, and he asked me if I liked it before he posted it yesterday. And I definitely saw sparks. I just want to say. I was shipping them. I'm like...

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Who's your favorite on Modern Family? Manny. Manny.

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I don't know. It depends. Gloria's up there. None of the Dumfys. They're all the worst.

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Yeah, of course, Jay. It was either Gloria, Jay, or Cam. Jay! Or Cam, Mitchell's husband.

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Okay, well, good, because you didn't become it, and you missed out on a million dollars an episode for, like, what? They did over 100 episodes? Good job. Good job, Judy Greer. And I think Claire is the worst.

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It's, like, old-school syndicate money.

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Okay, so go back to work. Go back to work now.

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Oh, that's interesting that she, in the first season.

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I mean, I love almost casting news. And I feel like what's so great about it is that the person, you know, like it's like Harrison Ford could have been Jack in Titanic, whatever. And he ended up being Harrison Ford. So it's not a big deal, but he always, they always express regret. Like they're like, damn, I should have taken that one. Or I was wrong about that one.

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That's what's so funny about it. But like her kind of standing by that decision, like it was a bad call and just like, let's own it, Judy, own it.

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Yeah. She's approved. Today he's filming with somebody who is a man, so obviously that's okay with me. Parjilicious. Parjilish. And then he's also filming with a woman who is not interested in men, so also okay with me.

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Right, because Judy Greer is famous, but she's not, you know, set for life famous. Right. That's why the story is like Harrison Ford almost, but he's still Harrison Ford, so it doesn't matter, you know. Judy Greer is still a working actor.

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As hard. She wouldn't have to be in that weird Christmas pageant movie that I almost bought a ticket to, but decided against.

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Yeah. There was like before Wicked came out, I wanted to go to the movies and there was like nothing to see. So I almost bought tickets like this. It's called like a Christmas pageant or something. She plays like a mom. And I didn't buy it because it didn't look good.

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Yeah, but I do feel like aside from the redheads, like the celebrity book club space, which is becoming really big and really popular, hasn't taken to the podcasting space yet. Like I'm surprised Reese doesn't do that.

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And let me tell you why I like this. I just read a book that was in Oprah's Book Club Choice, but it was like a memoir of the person's life. So they talk in the book about when they met Oprah, not when their book made the list, but they met Oprah in their professional life, and they met – Basically, this woman became a ghostwriter. Not a ghostwriter, but like an editor.

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Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Tuesday, or should I say, happy Curtain Day to all who celebrate. It's Curtain Day, too, and speaking of curtains, hey, Jax, how you durn?

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And the person she was helping write a book...

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got chosen by Oprah and him and Oprah did like a little bit of a press tour and that's where she met Oprah and Oprah's like really involved in the books that she chooses and like she gets to know she took them out to lunch she really it's not like I feel like you know some celebrity book clubs they just like choose a book and it's not like she really meets them she puts a not you of course not she meets with them she like really champions them she definitely reads the book so I think that like this is actually a low lift for her because she's already meeting these people and getting to know them and so like doing an interview why not

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Ben likes to do all different types of Q labs, like some for his page. These are at someone else's studio. So when that happens, it's like that person's content. And then Ben will like rent studio and. That's for him. You know, whoever's taking the cost, I think. I don't know how it works in the chef-y space.

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I actually think this is a great idea.

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I guess Oprah hasn't gotten to the place yet where she's trying to develop any of these projects into movies or TV shows. And that really would be the competitive part. Yeah. Because you can have multiple book clubs. But like I think a lot of people are copying what Reese has done or at least trying to. Who do you think picks better books? I don't think it's about better.

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I think books that appeal more to me are Reese's book choices. And I think that Oprah's are really serious. I think Oprah's book club reaches a little bit of an older crowd, like a bit more mature, more serious topics. And Reese's still like are swirly a little bit.

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I don't think any of Oprah's choices are swirly. Like the one that in the book that I was reading about, the book that she chose was about prison reform. And then the other one was about the equal justice initiative, that guy, Brian. So like, it's really heavy stuff.

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I'm reading a redheads pick as well. God of the woods. What do you think? It's long, but it's good.

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I'm not, but that has nothing to do with the book and more to do with the space that I'm in the lifestyle choice, the life. Okay. Calm down though. I'm not smoking cigarettes. Like, Are you ready for our fifth and final story? If it's our fifth and final story, that's brought to you by the GameTime app.

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So you can toggle that feature and it'll show you the total that you're going to pay up front. There are no surprise fees at checkout. A lot of times you find a ticket that's reasonably priced. By the time you get to paying, it has almost doubled in price because of hidden fees and stuff. You can toggle the all in pricing and the price you see is the price you pay. It's so civilized.

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Oh, actually, I totally forgot. I've literally done like a thousand. We were filming really early this morning because Jax is heading home finally. Thank God. Back to our equilibrium, although I will miss the curtain.

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so I totally forgot that last night like I was so busy not me not me literally working till 9 p.m.

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I mean I'm just try being an influencer for a day try it you Margo and Ben didn't Amazon live I watched most of it it was so funny I think that doing Amazon live is like literally my calling I love to be on camera so that's just fun the Amazon live studio it's like really high budget when you're an influencer everything you do is low budget right like you do it on your phone look at our studio like strap yeah like

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So Andy addressed... I'm just never going to say the opposite, but let's see what he has to say.

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Yeah, what was impressive was actually, like, the two or three years before Scandival, the fact that we still watched, that was impressive. Because that was seriously some of the worst television. Like, the Charlie, Danica, Brett, Max years were, like, the end of Jax's career on Vanderpump Rules. Like, it was just, it was horrible. Yeah. Like, I want to be compensated for watching that shit.

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And we're supposed to believe that he has a residency in Vegas, but he's going to fly to L.A. and DJ at a restaurant that doesn't even have a DJ booth.

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But explain to me, and I would love to talk to perhaps Diana or Guillermo, the managers of Cirque.

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how they never thought to invest in a dj booth like the way they would throw james next to the bar in like this on a pedestal like literally with a laptop no dj booth like and see you next tuesday became like a huge event for them it was just so low brow it just to see his instagram like he's literally playing huge festivals vegas clubs he's standing on a cardboard box at sir like it just it makes no sense no i know you know where he wasn't performing the science museum

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No, they need to stop bringing up Roni because I think that- It's not a good example. It's not. And what they did with Roni was like- They had experienced this with Atlanta, with Jersey, with Beverly Hills, with OC, and they weren't sure what to do with these franchises that had OG castmates, but that were kind of like at a standstill.

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So they took a risk and they did it on New York and it did not work. And have you seen them reboot any other of those franchises that I just mentioned? No, because it didn't work.

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Bringing back thirsty, thirsty women.

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It's actually a brilliant point. And there are so many women when you come to think of the New York franchise. I do think that like getting rid of Dorinda. Okay. Actually, no, but getting rid of Dorinda was important.

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But this is like being on TV. It's really like I would say it's probably just as high quality, maybe even more that it's like QVC or HSN, like the home shopping networks. So, I mean, it's like a team of like 50 people in the control room. Like you look like you're on NBC. It's really crazy.

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I feel like she was kind of, and people love her and I love her too, but like she was the real core of the issue in the sense that like the women would get blackout drunk, say the most horrible things to each other. And in the morning not remember and not even really apologize. So like it was, she really was like the worst at that. So I agree with cutting her out. Um, But there are so many women.

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They need to be humbled. Teresa, yeah. But when you think about the New York women that they could have brought back, like very Alexis Bellino vibes, because Alexis is really doing a very good job of shaking shit up on OC. Like, I mean, I don't, she would never, especially she's moved now, but there was a time where they should have brought Jill Zarin back. And it was like,

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So obvious, she would have done it. And she was, if you ever watch those OG seasons, I rewatched them during COVID, she is a star. She is the reason that the Real Housewives of New York is a successful show. She was hysterical. Drama, even if you didn't agree with her versus Bethany, that was the first big, big drama on Real Housewives of New York.

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There are so many New York women, especially a lot of them are a little thirsty, which is good, because Alexis believed us first. You need that. You want the job. There are so many women. So I actually think you're 100% right. The OC formula, which I never thought I would say. They got some good new women, like the Emily and Gina. Like, that was good.

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Everyone else who came and went, Peggy Sulhanian, like, no. But they got Emily and Gina. And then the bringing back of Alexa. They need to bring back Gretchen. They need to bring back Gretchen. And they brought back Heather. Yeah. It's a really good point. I'm trying to think who else in New York they could have brought back. Kristen Taichman? No.

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Well, they did briefly bring Heather back, and they did her dirty, and she left.

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What about some Aviva? Aviva. I saw Aviva Drescher on the street the other day. Did I tell you that?

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Kind of like a streetwalker. Aviva. Aviva, Jackie, Carol. And actually, Andy just said, I forget, it was either on his radio show. Carol hates him. They had a come to Jesus moment. They had a big friendship mending conversation.

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It's so crazy. So it's just fun to be in that type of like fancy environment. And I just think I really was in this life like meant to have like a like an Amazon live show or like. like one type of like home shopping. Like I'm really very, I feel very passionate about the products. Well, that's because I get to choose the products.

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So, yeah. I mean, those were the days, Bethany and Carol. Like, that was.

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I actually didn't think Tinsley was a great housewife while she was on. She was just a part of good seasons. So I like people think of her as like, oh, that was great. She literally left in the middle. She was always whining like a 16 year old. Like she was actually horrible.

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And she was just like, it was just chaos.

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Yeah, but I think if they could do, because they're definitely doing something with New Jersey. Margaret and all the women have said, we have not heard from production. None of us have contracts. None of us have been fired, but we don't know what we're doing. I think they need to put some OGs on ice. And say what you want, because I feel like it's kind of what we were saying with Lisa Rinna.

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People like Margaret are necessary for the show. Yeah. Yeah. She is, and she has kept this show, which for a couple of years has been a little bit on, what do you say when you're on?

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Fumes, fumes. She has breathed new life into it, and I know some people don't like her. She ruffles people's feathers, but look where that got us with Lisa Rinna. Like, bitch, come back.

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Yes, I'm all caught up already, so we will do that. And we'll also do, we're crushing time, by the way. Like, just absolutely crushing.

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We have Dear Toasters, and we can relax and just ease into Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment, where every Tuesday, Jackie and I will take three submissions from the swirlies who wrote in to us. They're in trouble, and they need us, and we're going to do our absolute best to guide them through it with sound of mind advice. If you ever want to write in, you can, of course, do that.

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Email us, deartoasters at gmail.com. Or head on over to our website, thetoastpodcast.com. Scroll down a little bit. There's a submission box. Both ways are totally anonymous. There's not one way that'll get you on the show more than the other. They all end up in the same inbox. Do not worry.

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And if you've also written to us recently and we've read your prompt on air and you have an update for us, we would love to hear from you. Sometimes you guys just like leave us hanging and it's like kind of rude. So if you have an update, please let us know.

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Hello to my favorite ladies. I'm in dire need of your help. I have been dating my boyfriend for a little over three years and he's been nothing but amazing. We hardly fight. We get along and we just really trust each other. The other day we were drinking and I asked him, so is there anything that I don't know about you?

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Like, have you done anything crazy that is, I guess, you know, concerning but interesting at the same time? He started laughing and he took a deep breath and he told me that he slept with his stepsister who was absolutely gorgeous. I love her so much. I consider her one of my good friends. I'm just kind of shocked and thrown off about this and I don't know how I feel about it.

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How would you take this information? And yes, they slept together after their parents were married. Okay, so I just, I, yeah, it, okay. I'm only concerned because you're like, it seems like your takeaway here, like the thing you're most upset about is that like, you know this girl, you trust this girl and that they did this thing behind your back almost, but it wasn't behind your back.

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I don't think if you're like on QVC, do you get to like choose what you're selling? You just have to like hawk stuff. But Amazon Live is like based on your storefront. So like you get to choose the items. I did like Dyson Airwrap, Dyson Vacuum, like beauty things that I like. So I just feel like it's really my calling and I had so much fun yesterday.

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Like that they've had this secret that they didn't tell you about. Not the fact that he slept with his stepsister.

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Okay, Cher and Josh is, when Cher and Josh got together, their parents weren't married at the time. They had been married previously.

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Yeah, Ben said no. Ben, did he have good reason? Yes, he is actually back-to-back shoots today. He's in Brooklyn already filming collab content, food content, chef-like things.

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And by the way, we love, but we also talk about how fucking weird it is.

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Jackie, I'm sorry. The rule is that you can't sleep with your step-sibling.

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I don't have a step-sibling. I don't know.

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No, of course. And by the way, there are different levels of step-siblings. Let's say your mom remarries someone while you're in third grade and you live in the same house as a brother. Of course. If you're all grownups and you've never lived in the same house together, like I understand why it's less weird, but I really will not just sort of like sweep over how weird this is.

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I'm sorry, this would give me the ick.

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But it doesn't sound like she's even that upset about like the incest-y vibes. She's more upset that like there was this secret that she didn't know. She feels like a betrayal. That's the vibe I'm getting.

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No, but they are still together. Yeah.

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I'm having a really hard time not pressing my break up with your boyfriend button because there's good stuff here, as Steve Brady would say.

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Is there anything that I don't know about you? Like, have you done anything crazy that is, I guess, concerning and interesting at the same time? You were asking literally for him to say this. Like, you almost knew that he fucked his sister and you wanted to know.

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um i love how we're blaming her but like of course girl keep your head in the sand jackie i'm only blaming her because i seriously don't know how to guide her like this is so crazy i don't have step siblings i actually don't even know people who have step siblings really so like i don't know much about this um we have a half brother and that's different because we share a parent like that's yeah i know it's disgusting um

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I don't know how to help you. I seriously, this is just, okay. Maybe if I don't press my breakup with your boyfriend button, I'm pressing my, I'm sorry, I can't help you button.

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But I'm sorry to you. I'm just having a hard time, honestly, not judging everyone involved here. Like it's, I need to recuse myself from the steer toasters. I am not thinking clearly.

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Yeah. It was such a specific question. Like you knew he had relations with his sister.

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Yeah, well, you know this now. And Godspeed to you and your whole family, honestly. Okay, this one's really crazy. Hey, Swirlies. This past Thanksgiving, my husband and I announced our pregnancy. When we broke the news to my mother-in-law. Like two days ago? Yes. Okay. Oh.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Jackie, that's so crazy. I also turned on QVC like a week ago.

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okay i was outraged i didn't understand that sentence yeah it took me a second too but her husband said something really fucking rude my husband told me that i needed to self-reflect if i was just having a baby quote to post on social media like that's all i care about essentially yeah i was outraged and i told him if he would treat me like that he could stay with his mom and he's been there for three days girl stand your ground these two are nuts and honestly so as long as people that she posted was her and him in the sonogram

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No, I think just her, the sonogram, and her holding her belly.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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No, I'm sorry. I think that when it comes to mother-in-law antics, you do give a little bit of grace for her being an elder and having respect, of course. And I think that this is one of the things you don't bite your tongue on. This is insane, by the way. Fucking crazy-ass behavior. This is behavior of somebody who belongs in an institution.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Having sonogram pictures with someone else's baby. I don't care if it's your grandson. Like, it's fucking crazy.

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But the fact that she spoke up to her husband and her husband took the mother's side and now is staying at the mom's. Well, that's an issue. You need to... You can't give in because the point is so large and needs to be made.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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That's fine. So, like, maybe you should have...

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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with just the photo shoot like understood this crazy bitch for what she is and just moved on but the fact that you voiced a concern to your husband and he ended up literally leaving the house and staying with his mom like such toxic behavior and he needs to learn before you have kids like i'm the number one bitch in this group not your fucking mom yeah so he could stay there for as long as he wants just know you might be lonely but he's staying at his mother's house and his mom's fucking crazy so you will last longer than him do not give in agreed but remain calm

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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What's a live nut as opposed to a dead one?

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Remain calm, of course, of course.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Tear toaster's just stressing me out.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Oh, man. Some people are so fucking crazy.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Hello, Swirlies. My boyfriend texted me in the middle of the day recently to let me know that he'd made a huge sale at his job. He asked me to get dinner that night at our favorite place to celebrate. We had a great dinner. I asked every detail about the sale, congratulated him, told him how proud I was, et cetera. As we were waiting for the check, I told him a story from my day at work.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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I work in a hospital and the story involved a sick patient. His demeanor immediately changed. He leaned back in his chair, crossed his arms and became instantly cold. He asked me if I was going to finish my drink so we could leave.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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I asked him if I'd done something wrong and he said that I, quote, sucked the energy out of the room and he told me it was, quote, poor etiquette to bring up a story like that at a celebratory dinner. He asked if I would have told the same story if we were celebrating my friends getting engaged. He literally won't let it go. He keeps using the phrase poor etiquette and I am so embarrassed.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Did I do something wrong or is this a red flag? Run fast for your mother.

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It's time to start fresh. You know what this is? You know who I immediately thought of? This sounds like something like Zach Bryan would do. It's on the surface like, okay, whatever. But it's so... manipulative. And it's so evil. Like you did literally nothing wrong. Okay, first of all, you made one sale. You didn't get promoted.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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I agree. When we went to pull a bar for Thanksgiving, we got like almost every single dessert. And the one that we didn't get was the brownie, which is crazy because that's like my go to like a warm brownie. It was like a walnut brownie. Like, seriously, why?

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Yeah, and like a part of a celebratory dinner is like you still are having dinner. What do people do at dinner? You talk about your days. Right. And how long can you seriously wax on about one sale?

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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I just want to say, like, your partner telling you that you suck the energy out of the room, like, that's not a normal way to be spoken to.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Like, okay, I didn't marry Emily Post.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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No, I'm sorry. I'm pushing my break up with your boyfriend button. Like this is really crazy. And I feel like either he's like a really crazy boyfriend and you have other stories to tell us or this is the beginning. Like he showed us really quickly like that he's fucking crazy. I would run for your absolute life. Like he does not sound like a good boyfriend, a good partner. I'm sorry.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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I know I say that all the time. So like it loses its meaning, but you absolutely have to go.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Suck the energy out of the room. That's so fucking mean. That's so crazy. While she's like placating to your dumb ass all night. You made a sale. Like it's so fucking stupid. When she said that, I thought he got promoted. I'm like, okay, that's a big deal. Like that we could talk about. He made one sale. Like how infrequently are you making sales? Isn't your job sales?

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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But still, if you're a realtor, like selling a house is huge, but like it shouldn't be like.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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By the way, if you're a real estate agent who goes out to dinner every time they make a sale, one, either you're broke because you go out to dinner all the time, or two, you're not a very good real estate agent. It shouldn't be, if you work in sales, it shouldn't be a huge monumental deal to make a sale.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Yeah, me too. I'm just picturing the mother-in-law having a sexy photo shoot in her backyard with a sonogram that isn't hers.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Yeah. Do they, though? A lot of themselves are probably mother-in-laws themselves. I'm like, this is crazy-ass behavior that they would endorse.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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I would say yucky. I would never eat that.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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We made it. We totally crushed this time-wise. You're going to head to the airport in style.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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I love to go and sing that Par-G song. It makes me so happy I could smoke a bong. But I won't because I'm with child and that's against the law and I obey.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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I think that like, it's the same for most like fruits, except for like, there are certain exceptions. Like fruit is not dessert. It's just like a substitute. So making like a carrot cake. No, that's not dessert. That's how I feel about nuts. Get out of here. What are you nuts?

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Keep sweet and pray and obey. You guys, thank you so much for listening to the Toast Millennial Morning Show, where we deliver the fastest stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching this on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give us a thumbs up. We're also available as podcasting.

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We're a podcast to be found on Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Radio, iArticus, Fox, all the places where you can visit a podcast, find us on Twitter, leave a five-star review about how beautiful, stunning, and wickedly talented we are.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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practical application of policy that passes muster. If it ain't passing muster, honestly, it ain't for me.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Oh, don't say that. You were phenomenal.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Yeah. Well, we have not even really talked about what an exciting week we have. At the, maybe like one or two days, I'm headed down to Florida, obviously to spend time with my family, which I cannot wait for. But mostly because Jackie and I are doing our final live podcast of the year. And let's be honest, probably our final live podcast for quite some time.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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At the Hard Rock Seminole in Hollywood, Florida. It is our biggest show yet. It is our first show in Florida. Jackie's, you know, it's kind of like a homecoming type of show. Very Beyonce homecoming. Yeah. It's Sunday night at 7 o'clock at the Hard Rock Seminole in Hollywood, Florida. We are so excited. It's not too late to get tickets. There are a couple of seats left. It's our biggest show.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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I cannot wait. I did finally get a dress. Like, it was really hard, but I found one. And I don't, if you don't like it, like, that's fair. I'm not saying it's the most beautiful dress, but it fits. And I don't want to hear a fucking word about it, okay?

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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You try trying on dresses for a Gizmo holiday extravaganza when you literally hate your body. Like, try it. Try it.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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We could. And I also was thinking that green dress, that Simkai that I lent to you that is now living in your closet, that might fit me now. Okay. So that's my backup dress.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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We have a great show. The stories are what? Like scale of one to ten.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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We also have – Dear Toasters, a weekly advice segment that was moved to Tuesdays. We almost moved it again this week to Wednesday because Jackie is heading to the airport. But we decided to just record extra early to get to the toasters. And the submissions are very good this week. I'm very excited.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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give you advice but I'll never stop singing my party song they wanna make me stop singing party songs but I was born to sing this party song and you can grab a spoon and eat my ass I love it I love it now oh you know what I'm doing today no I will never stop singing my party song okay

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Well, remember when we were coming up with what Selena Gomez's song was going to be? We actually ended up writing an amazing song. I actually thought of the other day, the song that she ended up releasing, I'll be single soon. I don't know if there is a song that has made less of a cultural impact in my lifetime than that song. The way it came and went, I don't even think it hit the billboard.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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It was like a passion project of hers. She liked the song. She didn't give a fuck. She made this turnt music video, and it's literally flopped.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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It wasn't that I couldn't, like, phonetically hear. I seriously have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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We need to get back in the studio.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Oh, I love, I love. Okay, well, in that spirit, we should stop singing our party song and get to the business at hand.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Wait, before we do the Fast Five, like, you're actually experiencing something that sometimes happens to me, but, like, not a lot, where it's, like, I get to do the toast from the comfort of my own studio. And, yes, I have my problems, like, my, you know, bad lighting or whatever. But no one's judging me, right? Like, I don't know. You are singing your Par-G song in front of how many cameramen?

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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That's what he's saying. Yeah. Okay, cool. Sorry. So the party song is brought to you by State Farm, which is so appropriate because they also have their own party song. And this time we're allowed to sing it. So today's episode of The Toast is supported by State Farm. When you get a new car, a new home, the first thing you might find yourself saying is, how is this real? Or it's giving homeowner.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Oh, yeah, I approve. It was a good reason. It was a legitimate excuse.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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But really the words you want to be thinking or singing are, like a good neighbor, State Farm is there with a party song. State Farm is there, can confirm. They are there with the coverage that you need for your car, your home, even boats, motorcycles, RVs, and other things that matter to you. With a State Farm agent, you know that someone is there to help you choose the coverage you need.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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With so many coverage options, it can really feel good knowing that you can find what fits for you. And when you need ways to get help, State Farm also gives you options there too. So, you know, I know a lot of our listeners are quite diverse. Perhaps some of you relate more to Jackie. You live a little bit of a slower life. You're not so like tech savvy, bright lights, big city.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Like you want to talk to a State Farm agent over the phone or maybe even, oh, I don't know, in real life. You can do that with State Farm. But they also have an award winning app and website where if you're just very like Gen Z coded like me and like doing everything online, fast paced, fast lights, bright lights, big city, you can use their website or their app.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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So when you need help protecting the things that matter most, remember to sing it like Jackson Claw do and sing that Pargy song in your heart that goes a little something like this. Oh my God. I'm like short of breath these days. Sorry. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. Wow. That was like my best one yet. Do you want to hit it once? Hit it one time?

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Today's episode is also brought to you by Minky Couture. This is literally one of our sponsors that will actually change your life. Like maybe even save your life, okay? You will never buy another blanket again after buying a Minky Couture blanket. And I know what you guys are going to say. Like, Turney, why do I need a Minky Couture blanket? There are lots of nice blankets out there.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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And that's true. And some of them are, you know, you can buy them anywhere. Once you feel a Mickey Couture blanket and you like really make it a part of your everyday life, like you will not believe how you slept without a Mickey Couture blanket. I take my daily two hour nap under my Mickey Couture. I don't even go under my comforter anymore. Just my Mickey Couture.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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It is the best blanket on the planet. I can't really explain it. Like you just need to feel it. It is... They make so many sizes. The one that I had is huge. So they created the original hugs blanket. It's a stretchy, plush and double-sided blanket that literally hugs you back. That's the one I have.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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I have it in the giant size because I have a king size bed and I really want it to be able to like cover the entirety of my bed. You really will never experience a blanket that comes even close to your Minky Couture. Plus Minky Couture is a female owned business. It was started by a mother who just wanted luxurious comfort for her daughter.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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It's not a phrase. I've never heard it. And, you know, I know all the phrases.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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And they are passionate about giving back to the community. They have donated over 30,000 mini Minkys, which are their mini kids blankets. to NICUs across the country every year. It's the best blanket ever. They make tons of different sizes. They do make ones for kids that have like really cute patterns. I know Jackie's kids have like the rocket ship ones and Mikaela has like the unicorn ones.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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That is also the perfect size for a dog crate. I know that's not like how they sell them, but they also make Miki Kitoras that I think are perfect for dog crates. Visit softminkyblankets.com. Use our code TOAST at checkout for 50% off all full-priced blankets. That's softminkyblankets.com. Our promo code is TOAST for 50% off all full-priced blankets.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Today's episode is also brought to you by Amazon Live, an incredible shoppable video platform where you can explore the hottest products while connecting with the biggest influencers, you know, like myself. You'll get to see products in action and shop as you watch. I'm sure a lot of you guys experienced Amazon Live last night, perhaps for the first time. Amazon Live is like a very...

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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And when did you learn this phrase yesterday? Because you've never in our we're sisters. I've known you your whole fucking life. You have never said that phrase before.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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First of all, something I wish I started sooner. It's just like live streams with your favorite reality stars, content creators, podcasters, comedians, models, hello, where they are sharing their favorites when it comes to beauty, when it comes to fashion, when it comes to cooking. Ben was cooking last night. So it's like a really fun, engaging, entertaining stream.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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But then everything that you're watching, all the products, all the clothes, Are shoppable. And it's on Amazon. So you can literally just add it to your cart. It's literally so easy while you're watching. You never have to leave. You can just add stuff to your cart. And they were having tons of deals last night. Some of the deals are still going on this morning. But it's so fun to watch.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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You can follow me there. Follow your favorite creators. They do Kyle Richards, Lala Kent. And there's always a lot of drama. I mean, on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills this season. It's the main storyline. It's a main storyline about what Kyle said about to read. So there's always like really good tea. Paige DeSorbo's obviously on it. She has like tons of guests coming through.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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She does like an interview show. It's really the best thing. You can ask questions in the live chat. I was chatting with all the toasters last night. We were giggling so hard. Jackie was in the live chat. Seriously, like it was so funny. Head to amazon.com slash the toast. You'll find all of my Amazon lives that I've done along with your favorite hosts.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Well, second, obviously, because I'm number one. You can also stream and shop Amazon Live's new live TV channel on Prime Video under the DIY section. You can shop along on your phone. So head over to Amazon.com slash a toast and you'll find all my Amazon Lives. And just make sure to follow so you never miss a stream.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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I would never dream of missing a turt.

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Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not craving more beach. So if I'm thinking of a second house, like for me, not including you, like beach is definitely an option.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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No, of course not, of course not. So I guess, yeah, we're looking more for like a mountain house.

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Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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She's so flexible. The Hamptons would work for her.

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Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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It's actually also a lot of news. Today's show is very busy. We also have Dear Toasters. Maybe. Sydney's... Maybe. We'll see. I watched The White Lotus yesterday. I'm not gonna... I don't think we need to do a TV recap. It was genuinely, like, one of the most boring episodes. You probably could skip it, watch next week, and be completely fine.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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So I'm glad, like, of the weeks that we missed the TV recap of White Lotus. Like, this week, we'll survive.

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Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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It's crazy how White Lotus, I know everybody's always talking about how the writing is so incredible, the casting, and of course, the on-set locations, but I think what their real talent is is the way they're kind of able to stretch the time-space continuum and how this 59-minute episode actually feels like three hours. It is a three-hour watch.

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Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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I watched it yesterday and I had to watch it twice because I fell asleep in the middle. Of course, I took a two hour nap. And I woke up from like the deepest nap and I see like Carrie Coon is getting like railed in some like someone's apartment. Spoiler alert. And I'm like, no way did I just get a full night's sleep. And I woke up in the episode still going on.

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Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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We also have work to do in today's show. Was there anything else you wanted to catch up on before we – I had written some things down. Let me just make sure I hit all my notes.

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Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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Ooh. The stories are also, there's like a lot to talk about today.

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of the fast five stories that you need to know are brought to you by Skims. So when it comes to bras, underwear, there's so many different pain points for whatever stage of life that you're in. I feel like before I got pregnant, I was very much in like my sexy little thang era. And now I'm in my, you know, supportive and full coverage era.

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Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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And Skims is just a great destination for shop for shopping all of your undergarments, because no matter what season of life you find yourself in, you're going to be able to find something that works for you at Skims. So the intimates from Skims are really some of the best that we've ever owned. Um,

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Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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My top drawer, like with my undies and bras, is pretty much becoming all skims, but their clothing is really, can't be understated. I'm in like obviously comfort first era. Their maternity wears are amazing, but I've just got like a bunch of shirts that aren't maternity that I still find really comfortable. And their Fits Everybody collection is what I want to talk to you guys about today.

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Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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Their push-up bra, the thong, if that's like the era of life you're in, I love their bralettes. Everything I get from the Fits Everybody collection is so comfortable, and it's actually really crazy because it fits everybody. And Skims is also known for just being really size-inclusive, especially when it comes to bras. They carry so many sizes, so you'll really find what you're looking for.

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Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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So shop Skims, their best intimates, including the Fits Everybody collection and more, at Skims.com. And there's Skim's New York flagship store on Fifth Avenue that Jackie and I just saw for the first time. It's Pargy. And after you place your order, please be sure to let them know that the toast sent you.

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Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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Select podcast in the survey and be sure to select our show in the drop down menu that follows. Today's episode is also brought to you by Liquid IV. No day bag is complete without Liquid IV and there must have hydration. Makes it really easy. Powered by Live Hydroscience.

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Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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So if you're looking to get in your electrolytes to get rid of that two o'clock fatigue, actually on the wedding day, we had to get some liquid IV delivered like ASAP because everybody was needing just like a little boost. And their flavors are so good. They have so many different options for flavors. They also now have a sugar-free option.

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Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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So hopefully you guys didn't feel like we left you out in the lurch yesterday because of the Andrew Schultz episode. And then we dropped a bomb ass vlog. Jackie vlogged her entire, well, not her entire. We had this kind of crazy whirlwind 24 hours in New York City while Jackie was here on Thursday where we recorded with Andrew Schultz. We shot a commercial and we vlogged it. It was so funny.

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Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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So it's two different flavors that will keep you hydrated. You basically tear it up. pour in the powder into 16 ounces, just a water bottle, shake it up, chug it. It's so good tasting. And it's just going to give you that energy, that fuel, that boost that you need to get back to yourself, you know? So it's powered by Live Hydroscience.

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Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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It's an optimized ratio of electrolytes, essential vitamins, and clinically tested nutrients. So it's going to turn your ordinary water into extraordinary hydration. It has three times the electrolytes of the leading sports drink. It includes eight essential vitamins and nutrients. And as always, it is non-GMO. It is vegan, gluten-free, dairy-free, and soy-free.

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Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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You can find all your favorite flavors on their website from acai berry and lemon lime to pina colada. Over the weekend, I tried white peach for the first time, which isn't something I would normally go for. Let me tell you, it was splendid. And they also have a line of sugar-free flavors, raspberry lemonade, white peach, that's the one I was just talking about, and rainbow sherbet.

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Ben was in it. It was really like a pargy, kind of like a perfect vlog, if you will. That's on the Patreon. So yesterday, everybody was fed.

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the guy she told you not to worry about. The thing is, her and Jonathan DeVino breaking up is like, yeah, it's an interesting story, we would cover it on the show. People wouldn't care as much as they are currently caring if it weren't for now Glenn Powell entering the chat. Because we didn't even know, who is Jonathan DeVino in this world?

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We always thought it was weird and we were all just really happy that he was out of the picture. The story would have ended there. But now it definitely gives me pause because I ship these two wholeheartedly. And I feel like we're always talking about who Glenn Powell should date, who Glenn Powell should date.

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And he actually has not dated since, well, publicly at least, since he broke up with his girlfriend of many years. And it's almost like he's just been waiting for Sydney. And Sydney had always felt wrong.

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But still, that was unconfirmed. Like, we don't know who he's dating. And I just feel like everything about these two separately and their personal relationships has felt wrong.

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Right, and so I think we're all seeing this saga through the lens of what we want to see, but it's also entirely possible that Sidney Sweeney is just friends with Glenn Powell's sister and is the guest at their wedding.

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Yes, assuming that's how he knows sister of Glenn Powell. That's how she knows.

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And I know this wasn't the main takeaway, but the picture posted of Sydney and the bride, I did feel like it's kind of a risky dress to wear to someone's wedding. It's blue. It's not white. But it's such a pale blue. No, it's the sort of blue. In the wrong lighting.

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Right. And so I just, I thought it was a little nutty.

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I know. And on a technical level, she didn't do anything wrong. But just on like a personal level. Like my eye sees white. Yeah. And if I was a guest at... One of my favorite things to do is when a guest at other people's weddings is to like see somebody who's wearing something like a little crazy and just give them a dirty look, you know? They need to... Yeah.

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I think that if you're going to dress... And actually so crazy, not to be like so annoying, but you guys know I recently went to a wedding.

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Well, thankfully, you have party wares to do so. So it's kind of been a while.

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Oh, I did go to Hamak, but I'm talking about this specific Moroccan wedding. I don't know if I mentioned it. It's a custom within the Syrian community that women can wear white. So I didn't know that. And then I saw like a couple of people show up in white. I'm like, damn, these people are fucking rude.

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Like it's really like they actually look like wedding dresses, but apparently it's like a totally okay custom. Yeah.

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Yeah, because I think a thing with celebrities is they often, even with people they're somewhat close to, they often decline wedding invitations because... they really do suck the air out of the room, right? It's supposed to be about this other woman and you're just like a movie star. And so you have to go in a very demure type of way.

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Like anytime I've ever seen Taylor Swift at a wedding, she's always wearing like such a tacky bridesmaid's dress. Like, because she knows like you can't be Taylor Swift and be like glamazon at this wedding. You just have to be a guest.

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Well, then what comes to mind is that picture of Kendall Jenner.

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wearing that dress, walking down the aisle at the beachfront wedding in Miami. Now that was the bridesmaid's dress. Like the bride gave those dresses to the bridesmaid. So Kendall got a lot of flack for it. Having said that, she was just following the bride's orders.

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Let's have an open and honest conversation about merch. You know, Jackie and I made a decision a little while ago that we were going to have all of our merch be like open season pre-order. We didn't want anyone to be able, you know, to miss getting the exact trial and error.

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If she was a bridesmaid, then she was purely there as a friend of GPS, Glenn Powell's sister.

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GPS was extremely generous with sibling plus ones.

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Yeah, I also assume like when you're Glenn Powell, like you're helping pay for some of the costs of the wedding, right?

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So I'm excited, but I'm cautious because there's also an alternative here where it's like there's nothing romantically going on. I think they both like that people think that. I think it's good for both of their careers. It's good for the movie that they both starred in and she produced, so she has an extra – What is it called?

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So I don't think that this is like 100% sadly.

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Yeah, I think when you're like that good looking, really nothing else matters also. So I don't know why.

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Totally randomly. Is Craig Conover's new girlfriend?

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Okay, because I wanted to... That was part of my updates in the pre-Facify banner that like we kind of correctly but also incorrectly guessed who Craig Conover was dating.

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And I hate to tell people like that who are saying Jackson Turney predicted this flawlessly. I hate to tell them that they're wrong.

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But back back to Glenn and Sydney. Hoping for the best. Expecting the worst.

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And perhaps like this could have been explained away in one way. But then, you know, 20 minutes later, Morgan posts from his private jet that he's getting out of Dodge being like, get me back to God's country.

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Even though Keenan went on good day, New York and Rosanna Scotto was like, what the hell? And, and, Kenan, you know, unproblematic king is like, oh, I think maybe he didn't know, like really trying to. But there's no way that this wasn't contentious just based on so many things. And then the Instagram story really confirmed it. Now, I saw people saying, oh, I was in the audience.

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Right up until this point, our merch has been just kind of open season. You can get any size, any color, pretty much anything you wanted. The only caveat was that the shipping took, you know, between five and six weeks, sometimes longer, but that's the way we were able to make sure everybody got what they wanted. And for a while, I think people were happy with that.

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Morgan went to the fans, to the audience. It was like signing autographs and taking pictures with people. I saw other people saying Morgan didn't know that they thought the show was over. Um, I think neither of those things are true.

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No, let's call a spade a spade. Like this was indicative of a larger issue. Now, I hate to make everything about myself. I did say that SNL is a curse for Morgan Wallen. And here I was. I don't know why he would accept this gig. I don't know why. I mean, Morgan Wallen and SNL, like as ideologies, right, are completely conflicting with one another. I don't know why they would want him on.

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And I don't know why he would want to be on it. Like, to be honest, it makes no sense. And I think that... What we saw was a reflection of that. I don't, this is something, I don't know what happened. I don't have a theory for like what went on backstage. This is something I would really like to know if anybody has any insider scoop. Like I'm kind of dying to know what happened.

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No, it's really jarring, especially because it's a decades-long tradition. There's no way he didn't know that, right? This isn't his first time on SNL.

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Morgan Wallen like negatively I mean of all the things Morgan Wallen has done no walking off SNL doesn't even crack the top five so no I don't I'm not looking at him differently it's so classic Morgan Wallen he's like a bad boy of country right I I also like I know that the castmates of SNL like hated Morgan Wallen before he got there.

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And I know that Morgan Wallen hated the castmates of SNL before he got there. Like these are not groups of people like theater kids and then like down home country bad boy who aren't going to mesh. And you could tell because a lot of times like people are so excited when they're the musical guests that like they'll get written into sketches because they want to be a part of it.

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But then, you know, impatience kicked in And in our last merch shop, we heard your cries. You were not happy with the wait time. So for this merch shop, we're doing things a little bit differently, which is why we wanted to come on here and explain. So spring merch, if you want to check out the collection, it's on our Instagram. It's really party. We've got hats. We've got mugs.

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It's like more than just, and like, that's not going to be Morgan. I don't know why he accepted this gig. Honestly. It's so like you said, sorted for him. I think he wanted to put, Thank you.

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We've got T-shirts. We've got crewnecks. We've got sweatpants.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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So it's launching on Thursday at 10 a.m. Eastern time. Now, I would suggest setting an alarm because this time what Jackie and I have done is we've gathered all of our data and we have ordered pre-order. We ordered it already. So the things are ready to ship. They're shipping in one to two weeks.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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They are shipping in one to two weeks, which is, you know, party licious. But there is limited sizing, limited. We ordered as much as we could.

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Thank you. You know, I'm constantly dodging like controversial outfits in my home.

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So I would suggest setting an alarm. So this is the caveat. You know, you're going to get it quicker, but it's going to be a little Hunger Games style.

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So 10 a.m. Eastern time, Thursday, April 4th, shoptoastmerch.com. Now I saw already a lot of confusion online. People thinking that it was... I'm sorry, April 3rd, right?

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The fact that Ben leaves the house looking as somewhat normal as he does is just a testament to my, you know, determination and faith.

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Yes, this is a nice, she's very pretty. She's like an influencer swirly. She's dated, you know, big time football players. So it's only right that Craig is next for her.

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Yeah, she seems open and ready for marriage.

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And he had to date someone, not different, but in a different... Like, he couldn't really date someone who was already in reality TV or podcasting. Like, he needed to, you know, swim in a different pond.

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And that makes it sound like he became gay. But you know what I meant. Like, he needed to, you know, pillage another village, if you will.

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And I think he did a good job. But now she can come back to his pond. I think she'll swim fine in his pond. Yes. Because Paige, I feel like, is also on her way out of that pond. She's, like, she's in a stream downwind. Yeah, she's going downstream. Yeah. I like this analogy.

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Not me fucking up the lingerie. Thursday, April 3rd, 10 a.m. Eastern time at shoptoastmerch.com. Now, I have already seen confusion online that I would want to get ahead of. People already going to shopchanel.com because the wares are so pargy. We do this. This happens all the time. This happens all the time, it's so frustrating. I don't know how you guys don't get it.

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I would say like two years ago, she probably reached like a halfway point. So it's been like, and then yes, in the last year. Well, she has a one-year-old. Right, right, right. But then in the last year, she definitely like lost, I would say like the last 20 or 30 pounds.

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She's like a perfect candidate for the, for the drug. She looks so healthy. And I love that she's talking about it in the context of postpartum because that's where I feel like the drug is just the most amazing thing.

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And seriously, don't be like, I wonder if Turdy's on. She is. Yeah. Now, having said that, Megan, I feel like it's a part of a group that we were like when we were talking about Remy last week, like Remy. Megan became all about that base, right? She was a face of a movement. She was very body positive.

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And I really believe that she did love herself at every how great for her that she fell in love and and her body changes, but her marriage doesn't. But people, of course, are very critical of her and her use of Ozempic now. Yeah. because she comes from that community and there's really no good way to leave that community when you have been like a representative for them.

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It's, it feels like a betrayal, like from the plus size community when you were somebody who, uh, got attention and, you know, you made it even further in your career because of your songs about your big ass or whatever. And so as far, like she's getting backlash too, not nearly as on the scale of like what Remy is getting.

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But it's because like, if you have been up until this point, like a self-hating fat person and you go on Ozempic, it's like, okay. But if you have like put in the work to try and like love yourself, which everyone should do, what you should hate yourself just because you're fat, like,

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So true. But you get more backlash from the community. The plus size community is fabulous, but they can be extremely toxic. Because I think there's really no proper way to leave the community in a way that people don't feel slighted or left behind.

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These items are not Chanel, it's toast merch. How many times do we have to say it?

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How do you think I did it? It was a little messy, I think. No, no. In hindsight, we're like, yeah, I killed it. At the time, I got a lot of backlash. It was a little messy. I think I waited maybe two months too long. But I'll never...

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ever apologize or regret for taking time like for myself to feel comfortable by the time I was ready to share I was like bursting I wasn't even nervous you know I had such a positive experience I wanted to shout it from the rooftops but like I guess you know who did it in a good way Taylor Strecker, but she was never like a, you know, the face of a body positive movement.

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Okay, that was my merch speech. Do you think we covered all the bases?

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Like, and I guess the difference like for me is like, I was like a very vocally self-hating fat person. Like, I think I would talk openly like, yeah, sure. I'm great. But I would prefer to be thin, which is like kind of a crazy thing to say. Yeah.

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So in regards to Meghan Trainor, she looks great. Her announcement is great. There's backlash. Like who fucking cares? Like she's she is she able to be like the best version of herself as a mom, as a performer? Like, great.

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Okay. Well, people were really hating on our time, on our wait time last time, so we can take feedback.

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I agree. And I think that you can tell somebody. It was obvious because if I knew. Right. You can tell when people take the drug and just sort of like let the drug work on them. Right. Like and I think that's probably what I did for like the first half of I did it for a year. The first six months, I just like let the drug do its thing. I didn't really change anything about my life.

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I didn't work out and change the things that I was eating. I was just eating about half of what I was eating because that's what the drug does. And so, you know, no matter what, you're going to lose weight. And then halfway through, I was like, OK. Now let's do that, but also try a little bit. And I started making better choices and working out.

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So much so that by the time that six months went by, I felt like I could do it without the drug. And so I relate to Megan on that level, and I think you're 100% right. That's, I think, what a doctor would say is the best way to do it.

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And Mazel Tov, Megan. So jealous. So jealous.

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I don't know why I, like, forgot she was pregnant. I don't know if I thought she already gave birth or, like, she never got. I literally don't remember.

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I thought she was more in line with, like, Margot Robbie, who gave birth, like, six months ago.

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I'm curious what her kid's name is going to be. No, it's Cooke Milroney.

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I wonder what the name is going to be.

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That's a real, she's such an Otis.

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Oh, I don't know. That's a really good guess. She definitely does like old, like, I don't know. She's so like different. And his name being Cook, like just kind of confuses the whole thing.

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I hate listening and learning. I just want to say. Yeah.

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I think maybe she would do a letter C. Okay. Because Psy and Cook. So Cogers? It's a little too common. I know it's like creeping up on the top 10. Like Clyde, even though that's too similar to Psy.

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Yeah, she has boy mom energy. And I just feel like people are having boys right now.

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That's a very like not a universal thought. Like because I saw a TikTok. Someone was like, is everybody having boys now? Like who are they going to procreate with? Like there are no. Shannon's daughter. The comments were like, no, everyone I know is having a girl. So it's just like it's a unique. Okay. It's just unique to us. But yes, like everyone I know personally right now is having a boy.

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It's so crazy. Except for Shannon. Except for Shannon.

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So it seems like all of like my God willing sons and his friends are going to be like pining for Shannon's daughter. Daughter.

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What's your favorite John Mayer song? Mine's probably fathers be good to your daughters.

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Yeah. It's nice to be back in our setup. I did like podcasting with you in person.

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What was the story? Jennifer Lawrence. Oh, right. I feel like she'll announce it in six months in a party way. She announced her pregnancy very nonchalantly in a random Vogue interview. She doesn't have social media. So I don't know when the hell we're going to find out what the baby's name is. Did I tell you that I got a video made of like the baby naming lady on TikTok? She did one for me.

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It wasn't any names that like I liked or even would consider. But I was honored to have been included.

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So there's different like categories of names. They have like, they have different names for the categories. I forget. It's like, you know, East, West, of course, biblical.

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Yeah, right, right, right. So she did the four, she did the four categories and then like six names in each, which I don't think she was doing predictions. She was kind of offering me, she does consultations.

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So, I didn't love any of them, even though like they were throwing around Sam Soffer, which I kind of liked. Like Samuel Soffer, it's nice.

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But I just felt honored, like not me getting baby name predictions, like am I Jennifer Lawrence?

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So when we go to a baseball game, one of the best parts is that the whole stadium sings a song that we all know and we all love, and we have created an extra special version for you today. So this might sound a little bit familiar, but let me know what you think of my tune. Jack's ready. Take me out to the Hamptons. Take me out to the beach. Buy me a purgy sweater on Main Road in South Hampton.

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I know. I'm wearing the girly sweatshirt.

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So it's book, book, book for the hotel. If you don't go, it's a shame for its room. Sweet. Beachfront condo in the next great stay.

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Yeah. Booking.com. They want to help make you a fan of any U.S. city. With a chance to win $1,000 in Booking.com travel credit, head to the Booking.com Instagram page at Booking.com and check out their sweepstakes. It's a fabulous opportunity.

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Yes, I'm wearing everything. This merch go around in an extra large. It's just my new size and I don't really feel like I have to explain. So this is the white girly crew. It comes with matching sweatpants and I'm wearing an extra large. Jackie, what size are you wearing?

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So dear toasters, I'm sure you guys are familiar. It's our weekly advice segment. Every Tuesday, Jackie and I help out three swirlies in need who have written into us about things going on in their lives. And we're just going to do our best to help. So if you ever find yourself in a pickle, you can email us to your toasters at gmail.com. We'll do our best to get back to you.

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And you can also head over to our website, the toast podcast.com. There's a little submission box. When you scroll down, both means of communication are completely anonymous. Don't worry. We'll never like blow your shit up. All right, first up, a little corporate drama. Hey, Swirlies. I'm writing in with a professional dilemma. I plan events and dinners for my company.

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And we had an event last night, which was a seated dinner for 35 people. I have a coworker who is 24, and he's like the office drunk. His name is Kyle. I don't think that's his real name. Don't worry. Well, I look over during dinner and I see Kyle and what looks like him getting his steak sent back because it wasn't cooked the way he likes it. Not once, not twice, but he sent it back three times.

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He was being rude to the waitstaff and the chef all while a speech was being given. So obviously I was giving him like eye daggers and telling him to stop. After dinner, the man comes looking for me and he's getting really loud right off the bat. I pulled a Craig Conover and I said, Kyle, let's talk tomorrow. And boy, oh boy, he didn't like that. He proceeds to yell at me until I just walked away.

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So do I let this go? Do I have a chat with my boss about it? Because bitch, you're not gonna talk to me like that and you're not gonna treat service workers like that on my company credit card. Love ya, bye. Honestly, like we have to remember this is a professional environment because if this is like your friend, I have a list of things.

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Right. So like you don't need to worry about like snitching. This is literally the job. And he is drunk at a company event. He is berating people at a company event and then berating you at a company event. That's like four HR violations.

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Yeah. I think there are certain scenarios where like being a snitch is okay.

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And yeah, maybe at 24, like I thought it was okay to like get drunk at like, these are lessons he needs to be, you're doing him a favor because he needs to be taught the hard way. Like you cannot get drunk at a work dinner.

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And then sometimes you meet people who like never got those lessons and they're like 40 years old acting like animals. So you're actually doing this man an enormous service by ratting on him.

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And this is not your problem. Your job is to plan events, not sit down with 24 year olds and like do therapy. It's seriously not your problem. Yeah. I'm sorry that that happened to you. Hey, Swirlies, we have a message. We have a dear toaster from one of my tostadas, and I wanted to obviously serve my community. So, hey, Swirlies, let's get down to business.

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I come from a Hispanic background, and my husband and I live on the same property as my parents. We live in different houses, but on the same lot. My parents help us out quite a bit with our toddlers. I also cook on a regular basis. So when I have extra, I like to share with my parents. My husband recently decided that this bothers him. He asked me to stop offering it to them all the time.

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The only problem is that my cooking is so top tier. Sometimes my parents will ask me if there's food or if I'll cook or to share with them. What am I supposed to do? Say no to their face? There's really no escaping it when they're literally our neighbors. Sincerely, a tostada that is stuck between her parents and her husband. Your husband's so wrong for this.

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Do I understand? Adjective then noun. If I don't understand, like. Pronoun. What hope does the rest of us have?

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First of all, it's a nice thing to do for someone who is helping you out with your kids, right? You're not paying them. You're saving money. So that's one reason why it's a nice thing to do. Two, they're your fucking parents.

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No, and she literally will come over with a Ziploc.

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No, I don't know. And I'm also getting the vibe like if you live on their property, they maybe also help you out financially. Yeah. And so because even it sounds like this could also just be like your neighbor and you're bringing food over to your neighbors, which is so nice. Anyone who has a problem with that is weird.

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But the fact that the neighbor is your parents who help you out with your toddlers and I think also financially like what is your fucking problem? Yeah. Yeah. Don't accept help if you can't then reciprocate. Those are the worst fucking types of people.

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And you're the one who's putting in all the work. If it were to bother anyone, it would bother you.

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So that's interesting. But I feel like if that were the case, there's such an easy solve. You make even more and then there's leftovers and a gift for your parents.

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No, we're giving her jobs. We're also giving the schmuck the benefit of the doubt. I'm telling you, that ain't it. He's like protective, like territorial, that's the word. Like my wife, like fuck off, go buy your own house and get your own babysitter then. Yeah, literally. Ahmed, it actually really bothers me. I'm mad for you.

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I don't think you need to leave him and I don't think he's gay, but he could be. Maybe.

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Yeah, or he's just like in a particularly bad mood because he's hiding this big secret.

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It's a theory, albeit a far-fetched one. I think you're safe this time. But it sounds like your husband actually just needs to be slapped.

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Yeah, no, I didn't mean physical violence. I would never promote.

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Yeah, maybe just play this episode for him.

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Also, if I know my Tostadas community, like your parents are beacons in your family. Like you give them the utmost respect. You would give them the shirt off your back. You feed them, you clothe them, you bathe them. Like there's nothing you wouldn't do. I mean, everybody respects their parents, of course, but like certain cultures.

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Even more. And the Tostadas, actually, and I'm being dead serious, are very similar to the Jewish community where it's like above all else, parents, parents, parents. So if he doesn't get that,

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Oh, thank you. Hola. Hola to you too. I got confused. I was thinking of like aloha and shalom, which are both hello and goodbye in their respective languages. It reminds me of that... Miss Congeniality when she's trying to make a joke. Do you think people in Hawaii hang up the phone and they're like, hello? Whatever. I got confused. We'll just cut that out. That was so embarrassing.

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I had the best time with you in New York. I can't thank you enough for coming and gracing us with your presence. Obviously, the weekend was capped out at the end with the Pargy-licious Makatonum Sister wedding.

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Okay, third and final. I'm going to give you an option. It was an explosive mistake. No, actually. I'm not going to give you an option. Oh, this is funny. Okay. The teacher community needs us. I'm so glad we're all past that Reese Witherspoon thing. Hey, girlies, swirlies. I'm in need of some advice. Do you remember when the teacher community came for me?

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With the Reese Witherspoon, Draper James thing? Oh, yeah. Let's take a trip down memory lane. We had a story like three years ago.

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COVID. Draper James, which is Reese Witherspoon's dress company, they had found themselves in hot water because they posted like a sweepstakes almost... Basically being like, we're giving out a free dress to a teacher, free dresses to teachers. And I think it was like in the fine print, like the first 100 teachers who signed up got free dresses. It was like a nice thing.

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But of course, like thousands of teachers wanted free dresses and most of them didn't get it. And so the teachers like came for Draper Dreams being like, you're evil. They were like literally were canceling Reese and her company. And I remember on the toast, I was like, well, first of all, she's doing something nice. And second of all, like you guys misunderstood everything.

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The fine print, like it's literally not her fault. And then she had to like go, oh, to make it right, she donated like 100,000 dresses. And it's like, you're exploiting the situation. Like it was not, and I didn't take the teacher's side. Oh my God, I got so much shit. I stand by what I said. Are you not speaking because you don't want to make yourself a target of the teacher community?

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Oh, that's so funny. You don't remember the great Draper Dream saga?

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Oh, oh, it's a smaller one for me, but I always remember it. Because I love the teacher community, but I wouldn't do anything differently. Like, what does Draper James owe the teachers?

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Like, you mean on a scale from one to ten, how bad was it?

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Okay. I would say it's like number two or three. Oh no, sorry, like 12 or 13. Like at the bottom, whatever.

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Okay, so all's that to say, all's that to say the teachers need us. Hey, girly swirlies. I'm going to give you some advice on how I can unsee something. I have a very p-jump husband who I find really attractive. I'm a middle school teacher and I have our wedding picture as my phone background. Recently, the kids have started to joke about my husband having a big forehead and a receding hairline.

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While that is a little true, it's never been something that bothered me. Until now. I can't stop thinking about it. Him balding, staring at his forehead all the time. I've even gone as far as joking about us flying to Turkey for a hair transplant and he doesn't think it's funny. How do I unsee this or get it out of my head? I know these annoying kids are 14 and I shouldn't let that affect me.

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But maybe they have a point, lol. Thanks for helping. Oh my god. I always think about how I wouldn't want to be a teacher because I would not be good. I have bad patience. But you also forget that, especially at this age, kids can be particularly cruel and honest. And... I don't know if I personally could handle it, honestly, like the bullying.

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Well, that's another thing. I think that there's no place for screens in the classroom. So maybe if you put it away, your problems would go away.

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No, like you think of it as like a moment of vulnerability. They see it as an opportunity to attack.

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Yeah. Okay, but that doesn't help her in this particular.

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Yeah, snap out of it. Jackie's right. Like letting these stano kids, like you have a happy marriage. How many people can say that?

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We kind of... did the most, it was beautiful on Saturday. We saw the Gazillion Bubbles show, which has been kind of a, everyone's talking about Othello on Broadway, and they're also talking about, Sunset Boulevard, and then I heard Jonathan Groff just made his leading man debut. He's playing Frankie Valli, or Bobby Van, one of those singers, you know? And I've heard it's amazing.

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And look, you're letting these little ugly kids get in the way of that. Get over it. Get over it. And it kind of harks back to what we were saying at the beginning of the show. Like when you really love someone, like their quirks or their flaws are endearing to you and they're not unattractive. And so lean into that. You love this man. This man loves you. This man protects you.

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This man provides for you, hopefully.

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If it doesn't bother him, then unfortunately.

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So true. Now, if you were a lesbian, women can have it worse. The beauty standards for women. Maybe we could talk about a trip to Turkey. Honestly, that's how fucked up the world is. But Jackie's right. Every man is bald.

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Right. Does his baldness affect his ability to earn a living? Then I would be concerned.

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Does his baldness affect his ability to rear children? Like, no.

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You know, of course, imagine if Zach was like hung up on a flaw of yours, which just in general would be fucked up, but a flaw that you've never voiced.

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No, weight is fluid. You're not born with a specific weight. You're born with a certain amount of hair follicles. That's true. Maybe teeth. Ben was like, would you ever want to get veneers? My teeth don't bother me, but they're not perfect.

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I would be like, what the fuck is your problem? I would actually be really offended.

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Yeah. And I say, who needs the veneers now?

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You got to let this go. You're letting the immaturity and the way kids can be mean, you're letting it penetrate you. And as a teacher, I feel like that's where you have to draw the line.

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You're supposed to be influencing them, not the other way.

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That's like why I can't be a teacher. The way I would like really have a hard time, like not telling it like a particularly annoying kid to fuck off.

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Unless there's schools where that's acceptable. Maybe I would thrive there.

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Yeah. I would just be like, you're ugly. Like you have other problems to worry about. Like don't fucking, no, seriously work on yourself because you're going to need a lot of help in this world as an ugly person. Like I would seriously, sometimes kids need to be spoken to like in a real way.

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it's not that i don't like it i like i don't remember it i wasn't impacted by it but if i remember correctly she was like more so a bad teacher because she herself was like hungover like it wasn't i would do my job she didn't do her job like i would do my job i would show up for class and then when people like weren't listening i would say but you're ugly like why aren't you listening she does start to do her job because of the prize money that she's after right right test results yeah um so she does get it together while also ruling with an iron fist

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Yeah, I would just be in it for the sweet treats. I feel like the teacher's lounge is always filled with like parents dropping off cupcakes and stuff.

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There's a bakery across the street.

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Which is also good, but there's something nice about a Tupperware is being brought in.

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Not only that, yes, we could go across the street and get a cookie, but we also then have to go to work. So if the work could just have the cookie, two birds.

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I feel like there's always donuts in school.

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And the reviews are in for the Gazillion Bubbles show. And let me tell you, they are a rave. Now, I did enjoy the show, the Gazillion Bubble Show. I'm actually, like, not even joking. I've heard so much about the Gazillion Bubble Show. Yeah. From Olivia, from Brian, like, parents that I know who have gone and loved it. And it's pretty much exactly what it sounds like.

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I know. And what's a crazy way to live is the way we live where nobody brings donuts to our places of work.

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And they are really good, but it's not the same when you send them to yourself.

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I feel like there were not enough in there. That was your toasters, you guys. A Nalafi for you today.

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No, like, what does that mean? A nice coach?

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Good morning girlies, it's the toast.

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It's a show of gazillion bubbles for kids.

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To be clear, I did not, I don't condone that sort of behavior, but I understand the kids needed, you needed a place to sit, and the kids needed an activity. I would never judge you, but I just wanted everyone to know I wasn't there.

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Okay, I didn't do it. I just wanted everyone to know I was not there for that part.

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I would say the vibe of the entire collection is probably having that swirlitude.

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Now I got a little bit of a window into what type of parent I'm going to be, because a part of the show is getting volunteers from the audience. So all the kids are like jumping, raising their hands, and obviously Charlie can barely walk, so he was not, we weren't thinking of him. But Harry's three, and he loves to participate, and I wanted my boy to get his shine.

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And so the Bubbles guy is like, I need a volunteer. He did it like four or five times. So I would say in total, maybe five or six kids were chosen. And oh my God, me and Zach, I think we actually really embarrassed Jackie. Me and Zach, Jackie's husband, we were being crazy. Because you basically just have to get the attention of the guy. We were in the fifth or sixth row. It was a small theater.

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We were trying so desperately. I almost flashed my tits. We were trying so desperately to get the attention of the guy who was selecting the volunteers. And the thing is, Harry didn't even really want it. We wanted it.

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Yeah, can I go? And I was really upset. That's just my only real criticism of the show is that all the kids, and I know it's like you have to learn, you can't get everything, I get it, but I feel like it really damaged the experience for both Harry and I. I was really upset and seeing him not get chosen, it really bothered me.

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I do. I do. So, yes, that's right. Happy April Fool's. Not a joke how pargy our new wares are.

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And I think that I'm gonna be that crazy ass parent on the sidelines of games screaming because my boy deserved to, he deserved to be up there with the bubbles.

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OK, but that little girl who got chosen for the snowfall thing, she was smaller than Harry.

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Correct. So all I'm saying, if she got chosen, our angel girl boss could have gotten chosen, too.

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No, it actually broke my heart. Like I really, I'm not over it. I'm sorry.

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Oh yeah. And just to like rub it in the other kids' faces. Not only did you not get chosen, every volunteer went home with like a bubble machine or like a bubble wand or a bubble toy. And it was rude. Like where, I was expecting him to say, look under your seats. You're all going home with bubble toys. No.

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Yeah, I was looking for more of like a communist type of show and that's where it lacked.

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Yeah, it really upset me, like very much so.

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Like Abby Lee Miller. Or we won't be able to go to things like that. I'm too much of an empath.

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We have so much. We have so much. Let's get organized, okay? We're so disorganized.

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I'm, I'm broken. Like I, thankfully everything just worked out really nicely that we were able to do the Andrew Schultz episode yesterday because I, I was a matron of honor. So like I, and that was a job I took really seriously up in Adam glam at 9am. Um, broken, like seriously slept the whole day. So it was an amazing wedding. And honestly, I think we, we, as a family, we looked pretty pargy.

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Would you agree? I think we all kind of, Oh, we brought it. We brought it. Um, And so it was worth it, you know?

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Oh, it's already been brought in.

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But you took a beautiful divine diversion to Myrtle Beach.

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Jackie's flight refueled in Myrtle Beach. That's like so janky. Refueling? Like...

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No, and they told Jackie, like, before she was taking off, they made an announcement, like, we're going to need to refuel in Myrtle Beach. It's like, so we're on the ground right now, and you know that we don't have enough fuel? Like, why don't you just get some more?

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The storm would have impacted.

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OK, like I did. Like, what am I going to do?

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Like, I know that's the thing about traveling. It's like you can keep us updated. Like, why are you telling me? Are you asking for my input? No. So I'm just sort of at your mercy.

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Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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I actually did know that a fun fact about you is that one time, on purpose, you went to Myrtle Beach.

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Well, I know we felt like we had yesterday off and we did, but hopefully the toasters did not feel as such because yesterday Jackie and I released content after content after content. Our episode with Andrew Schultz was launched yesterday on YouTube and on podcast. If you missed it, the reviews are in like he's a toast favorite.

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I don't see you in Myrtle Beach.

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We're going to need you to post a picture like just for proof because I know you've been there. I just I'm having a really hard time visualizing it.

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Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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There is definitely an invisible string tying you to Myrtle Beach. I'm being dead serious. I totally agree. What are the odds that you have been there twice now?

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Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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Did you get a beach house in Myrtle Beach?

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No, no, I'm saying we always talk about investing in a vacation property, a lake house. Maybe the signs, we need to read them. They're telling you Myrtle Beach is where your next property, your next investment is.

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Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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Okay, you don't live at the beach. You've been to the beach three times and you live in Florida.

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The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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You hate yourself. You're the worst. You need to work on self-love, Claudia. No, sorry, you don't even need to fix it because how much you hate yourself is just right.

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Yourselves. Now, I think. I think without further ado-da-do-da-do. Here are the fast five stories that you-da-do need to know.

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It's true. It's really true. Just like thinking of my own pargy-ness right quick.

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That's a beautiful thing. What a wonderful update that you've shared with us. I'm so happy for you.

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Because it's a Thursday. It's always a good day for that song.

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But I think you'll actually be shocked by the breadth of these stories. Not the breadth. The breadth. There's a D in there, right?

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I mean, I've been out here doing the work, Majdijan, if anybody wants to join me.

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Yes, so true. We actually have pretty good stories today, so I'm looking forward to getting into those. But actually, we can't even go on with the show until we talk about what happened last night on the Potomac in D.C., like a passenger aircraft and a military helicopter crashed midair.

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I learn how to pronounce things by reading them.

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The way the people are saying it.

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This is so you and Ben. You and Ben would go on a road trip, and then every word that you see on a sign, you would say, pronounce it the way that it's spelled.

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I so agree. Unclear. It's unclear. But the breadth of stories today, like there's actually a lot to talk about. OK. OK. Our first story is an L for me for sure. An L like the letter L? I'm taking an L. Oh, wow. It's kind of a W for you. Someone that I think I've been wrong about that I championed. that you have said is not bueno.

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Country singer Sam Hunt has been arrested for speeding and violating an interlock device five years after his DUI.

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A driver. Country singer Sam Hunt was arrested after speeding on a Tennessee highway and violating the terms of his past DUI. According to TMZ, the musician was pulled over on January 20th in Hendersonville, about 22 miles north of Nashville, on charges of speeding and violating an interlock device, best known as a car breathalyzer. He was. Taken to jail but released the same day on $1,500 bond.

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I think it's because I made you listen to that song. His new music has been really good.

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And maybe that's why more male celebrities don't just get a driver.

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I saw such a funny video recently. And it's hard to apply to myself because... like driving in my family is just such a thing in my like little family.

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No, but like with Zach, because the video was like, if you're a man, like why is your wife ever driving you guys? Like what are you doing? Just like sitting in the passenger seat, like one thousand percent.

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percent like you should always be what are you a girl like you should always be driving when you're the man however I just want to say in my situation usually I always want to actually drive but sometimes I want to drive to get the practice in if he's gonna be with me so like he's actually being a driving instructor he's not just passively sitting there

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Claudia, it's such a point of contention for me too. My husband always like picking up the phone. When you're in the driver's seat, like you don't look at your phone. And the issue is, is that even when I'm in the passenger seat, I don't look at my phone because of motion sickness.

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And it's a shame that he has to drive because when he's in the passenger seat, he could just be on his phone the whole time being happy. I would drive, not look at my phone and I would be happy. But again, like why would he be in the passenger seat? Just passively passengering.

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Yeah. So it's a rescue mission and it's just, it's so devastating. Oh, sorry. Recovery.

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It's a great feature. As soon as you don't have to be paying attention, because I'm not even on my phone. I sometimes just zone out at a long red light. And it dings when it's green. You don't get beeped. It's parched.

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The thing is, and what's clear here is that Sam Hunt doesn't give a fuck.

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Yeah. Memoir. Sam Hunt doesn't give a fuck.

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Then they got back together, and I think they split up again.

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He's on tether, and he's speeding. To where is he even going?

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I know, but Sam, turn it around. But don't speed when you turn it around. And turn around and drive in the right side of the street.

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So that would depend on a bunch of factors that I have no insight into. Like,

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what does the industry think of him what do his the fellow country music world think of him what does radio think of him the big wigs is he nice to work with I think if he in earnest like wanted to come back and people really liked him they would support him they would have him as an opener they would give that to him but if he's pissed everyone off along the way and he's really out here on his own and I just want to say like getting arrested or a DUI like never stopped Morgan Wallen so something else is block and being you know an alleged alcoholic never stopped Morgan Wallen

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It's, it's very, very sad and confusing. Um, Cause it seemed to be like a day rigor sort of like flight path and, and that airspace is shared by the military and commercial airlines all the time. So I don't know what happened, but like, it's very unfortunate.

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Something else is blocking Sam's self.

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And I feel like in a couple music genres, if not all of the music industry, like breaking the law, getting arrested.

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So I think there's something else.

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Yeah, it seems like he doesn't. He does still make music because I think he loves music and he puts it out, but he doesn't really care about pushing it. Yeah, and we're going to go tour and we're going to go on this radio show and we're going to do the toast. He doesn't give a fuck.

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My chair is big enough for the both of us. Sam Hunt, if you ever want to come on the toast.

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No, no, no, no. I didn't mean it in that way. It was like metaphorical.

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And I was getting Stan Hunt in our house. I think we should shut up.

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But I'm not even saying I would be acting crazy.

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Like it wouldn't be in a crazy way, but thanks for making it weird.

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Oh, that'll be your new way to let me know when you want to move on from a story.

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Oh, God, how scary. I appreciate it in that moment, but please don't abuse it. No, I won't, I won't. Hey, I started a new book last night.

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Thank you. Our next story is actually some breaking influencer news. That's actually my favorite type of news. I don't even think. Chiara Ferragni's getting divorced. No. Well, that's like already happening. This is like kind of crazier because she hasn't been spotted with Fidesz in a while, but like there's not been anything like concrete.

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Italy's biggest influencer Chiara Ferragni faces five years in jail as she is charged with fraud for misleading followers that sales of her Easter eggs would fund a children's charity.

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This has been like an ongoing story that they colloquial call Pandora Gate because she was selling these like pink Christmas editions of a Pandora, which is a traditional festive cake, which is a fruitless alternative to the more famous Panettone. What the hell is this story?

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Basically, this has been an ongoing story because a while ago she promoted these cakes, like buy these cakes and a portion of it will go to a children's hospital.

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No, it was like a branded thing. The cake maker, like it was a whole, she's not making cake, like it was a sponsored post.

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Yes, it was like, the box is very fancy, her logo is on it in addition to like the. Oh, a QLab. It would be like, you know, Kinder X Chiara.

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Just like my Nespresso cups. I use the Chiara Ferragni Nespresso cups. Anyways, her followers were told that the cash raise would go to Turin's Regina Margarita Hospital for Children and money raised was said to be earmarked for a new scanner called to help detect types of bone cancer.

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However, after a year-long investigation, Italy's competition watchdog, AGCM, announced the fine of 1 million euros. They found that consumers had been duped into thinking that buying a Frogni branded Pandora, they were contributing to the charity and hospital. They also find the cake maker, 420,000 euros.

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They justified the high nine euros price by saying the more cakes they sold, the more the children's clinic would receive. That's what they said when they were selling the cakes. I would assume that. In fact, the inquiry heard that they had agreed to just 50,000 euros would go to the hospital regardless of how well the cake sold. So it wasn't like for every cake sold.

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It was like we're making a flat donation. Buy as many cakes as you want. They added that Chiara made no personal payments to the hospital while her companies received 1 million euros from Belaco for the branding initiative. and related promotional activities. In a video published to her page in 2023, she admitted to a communications error and apology to her fans. So that was like the civil piece.

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That's the appropriate reaction.

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However, now she is being charged and this might go to trial.

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Yeah, I don't think she'll go to jail for five years. Milan Public's prosecutor issued her lawyers with a summons for September 23 with the influencers legal team saying in a statement that their client has committed no crime.

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Yeah, it seems like the meat of the story has already happened, which was that.

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And that is totally deceptive. Like saying a portion of sales will go to a charity. You do expect that it is scaled up or down depending on sales, not a flat fee.

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And then after that, they're pocketing the rest. So they all paid fines on that. and now they really want to make an example of her, which is surprising because I feel like she's Italy's darling girl.

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Yeah. I mean, what she's built is amazing, and I do think her and Fidesz are not together anymore because she never posts him, and it's been, like, a really long time now.

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Or they're like just going through a tough time. I don't know. Maybe she has posted, but I follow her and I never saw anything concrete.

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Right. Hmm. So I think she's just going through a hard time.

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She should not go to jail for this.

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no no but like seriously deceptive that's like really shady and it's just like one of those things that gives influencers such a bad name yeah and you would think at like this sort of level it wouldn't happen because people have teams and things like this everything you do is just like official and fancy and you know that people are gonna be inquiring right you can't just like not donate to the charity in the way that you said because they did donate fifty thousand dollars

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Yeah, I just, I hope that they figure out what happened because these seems, there are so many systems in place to make sure these things don't happen. So that's so sad. And I saw a lot of like the passengers, there were a lot of like figure skaters on their way to a competition. So it was like championship figure skaters, I think like US national championship, like, and a coaching couple.

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And I'm sure we'll learn more about the victims in the next few days. But just so sad. So sad.

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Yeah, but that was just like shocking to fall asleep to and then wake up to the news. It just was.

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Well, I feel like he probably swiped right because if he had, it depends on the timing, but like if he swiped left, he wouldn't have come up for her, you know? Unless she saw him first and he hadn't swiped yet. But I think the odds that he swiped right are pretty high. I agree. Even just like say hello. Yeah, like good times.

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And at least you're getting bigger and we have bigger chairs, you know? Because some of us did two pregnancies in the buccal chairs.

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No, it's rude that she didn't. Is she crazy? Yeah.

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And her saying, because the time has passed. Like, no, it has not. And you thought he was cute. Like, are you crazy? Girl, what are you doing? It's Raymond.

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It's such a great, like, throwback. But we need to make this right.

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Our final story, some more throwback news. Actually, very interesting. Who remembers Cher Lloyd?

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Who could forget Cher Lloyd is a better question.

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So Cher Lloyd has done an interview and she is claiming that her record label asked her to seduce Justin Bieber to launch her career. So I think we were just talking about Cher Lloyd. It feels like semi-recently, like saying, where did she go? What happened to her? I feel like she never made it in America. She had her album, Sticks and Stones.

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Obviously, like we would have supported anything that she did, but like she didn't crack. Is she? I want you back, want, want you, want you back.

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So she claimed that her record label previously asked her to seduce Justin Bieber in order to launch her career. She first rose to fame as a contestant on, which show was it?

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X Factor UK in 2010 and then released her debut album, Sticks and Stones. But in an attempt... To promote her record, Cher claimed she was asked to hit some of the clubs and find out where Bieber is and leech off of his fame. Speaking on Paul Brunson's We Need to Talk podcast, she admitted, I walked into my record label and said, look, I really need some cash to try and push my record.

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Basically, I got told no. Instead, she was told she needed to hit some of the clubs and find out where Bieber is and I should try and go and get with him. She added, now this is going back years ago. I was a teenager, but I was very much with my husband at that same time. He was even stood in that office while I was told that they weren't going to spend any money on this album.

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that I was to go hook up with someone mega famous and basically leech off of the back of someone else's fame. Was I not good enough to invest in that you would rather use me in that way? They didn't care.

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Right. And like, why do some people get money to promote their albums than other people who have proven to have like raw talent?

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And that they have like people, fans already? Like, why wouldn't you support that album?

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And they were just like, I think like- Well, because it's a perverse industry that doesn't protect children and he was the most successful child musician. So yeah, I'm sure some things happened.

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Yeah, and then it just makes you wonder how many people used him at that time to launch their own careers.

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Which is something you probably always suspect, but now it's like concrete. Not only might someone have a desire to use you, but like they're actually being pushed by adults and business people and people in power to use this child.

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Yeah. And you're saying in your whole apartment, heartburn man doesn't have another pack of tums?

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Yeah, and the potential to have a huge career because, as we said, she's actually talented.

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Well, I feel like the plants are the people who comply, right? Yeah.

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People that are easy to control, I think, and who like maybe like aren't going to say, no, I'm going to marry my high school sweetheart and we're going to have an irrelevant relationship.

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Like seen with Justin Bieber at a nightclub.

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Right, and I think that the record label supports a particular person because they are easy to work with. Yeah, malleable. And they do what they want, and they put out the music that they want, and they dress how they want, and they go and do whatever they want. And instead of working with someone who is a constant struggle to get to do what you want.

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It's true. Like the more successful you are, the less scruples you have probably. And that's why the people who actually seem to be scrupled and successful are such a marvel like Gwyneth Paltrow, let's say.

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Yes, as a nepo baby. So maybe that's not even a fair.

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If you want to walk away from it all and say, oh, I won't do this. And maybe they'll fire you from the job, but you would be okay. So yeah, maybe that's not a fair comparison.

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Yeah. It wasn't. There were multiple horses in her town.

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And it just reminded me of Cher Lloyd that like her bops. Her bops. And her covers like when she was on X Factor. Probably even better than her bops because she was performing like popular music. So amazing. And at the end of the day like we I actually am mad because we've been denied the magic of Cher Lloyd.

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But like what was crazy about her was she has an amazing voice and then she also rapped.

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So one of them can sing and one of them can rap. I'm not impressed.

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And not just be Amy Noonan. Correct. Instead, they're Carmen.

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You should have just woken him up to ask if there are any more tums in the house because I feel like there were probably more tums in the house.

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And then also, hello. That's not, I just came to say hello.

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I can't. If you hadn't kept cutting me off with your little transitions, we'd be there. Yeah. I actually can no longer see my timer in the new studio, in the new PNS.

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Yeah. I'm kind of flying blind here. Oh, that is bad. Yeah. Yeah. So I'll, I'll rearrange.

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Anything you want to say or announce? Tomorrow's Friday is very exciting.

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Oh, I actually saw an interesting, let's do the bonus story that I just was reading while you were doing the ads because Claire Crawley has spoken out about Matt and Rachel. And when I saw it, I was like, what could she possibly have to say? She has what to say.

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She really genuinely wanted to get married and have a family. And that's what she did. And like, she was very authentic about her desires, like respect. She posted on Instagram stories, catching up on SoCal news and SMH, some of this stuff. Remember, she's such a mom.

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Remembering that one time I specifically asked producers to please not allow one specific guy on my season because I knew for a fact he was not looking for a serious relationship whatsoever. And I didn't want him to waste anyone's time. So instead they made him the next bachelor.

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Yeah. I think we knew that he was like going to be on Claire's season. And then instead they announced him as the bachelor. So it was like, well, then he wouldn't be on Claire's season because he has this gig waiting for him. I didn't realize that it was because Claire did not want him because she saw something in him. Obviously a thirstiness because he was Matt.

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I mean, Taylor, Tyler Cameron's best friend. That whole thing was so crazy. And then also it was BLM and they were like, The Bachelor was getting dragged to filth. They had never had a black male lead. And then they had this guy who was like already affiliated with the franchise. Kind of. Because through Tyler and then almost going on Claire's season, they're like, okay, you're our guy. Yeah.

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No, I feel like Ben's the type where he knows he has a huge jug at home, but like he'll run out and pick up a spare. You know, if he's on the way to something. If he has a briefcase, there's definitely, or backpack, there's definitely Tums in there turdy.

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I saw that it premiered. I don't know. I feel like I'm getting to like an age in my life where I could see yourself watching it again, where I could see myself watching again the way that like older people watch The Bachelor.

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It was big with that with that demo of just like older women. Like I think I'm in my senior age where I would love to watch these young people fall in love. That's actually hilarious. The problem is that like the episodes are really long and I would want to watch like very passively and not week to week, but then this is where this job comes. Like, cause it's like, I have to recap it.

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It's not a show that can be recapped anymore.

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The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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Yeah, but if I could like batch episodes, fast forward through dates, I would, but then like, then I wouldn't be recapping it on the show. And like, seriously, what the fuck am I doing watching The Bachelor if I'm not recapping it on the show? And if I'm recapping it on the show, is literally anyone watching and listening? No, no. Right, so that's why I won't be watching The Bachelor.

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The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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I'm glad we discussed that though, Claire Crawley.

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The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, come down. Come down. Okay, down. How many inches are you off the bottom from your thumb? Three. Three? Love ya. Bye.

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The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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Well, you're so big that you didn't. Big? You're so magnanimous that you didn't.

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The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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Yep. And that's when it's time for your Kindle.

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The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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I know, but that's a way to take your mind off your thoughts. You're not getting blue light. You're getting Kindle light. You don't have to turn on the light to read a book and wake your partner, even though I know you would love to.

The Toast

The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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And if your book is shitty, it'll put you to sleep. Pargy.

The Toast

The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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I wasn't going to say that. I was going to go to thesaurus.com and find another way to say it.

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The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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Claudia. Pause. What's another way to say just wait? Oh, pause. Yeah. Hold tight. We're saying another language. No, I... Jackie, that's not even correct Hebrew.

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The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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It's not exactly what I was going to say. What I was going to say is, once again, I'm a broken record on this, which is trust the architect, because this is all by design to prepare you for all of that. Imagine you go from sleeping 12 hours a night, rock solid, to then having a newborn getting up every three hours. This is your body's way of preparing.

The Toast

The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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the process and what I'll say is take all the sleep where you can get it. If you're not napping every day, are you napping every day? I feel like you're not, you're answering types at four o'clock.

The Toast

The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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It's actually typically the hour where I'm kind of unavailable. So like we could sync.

The Toast

The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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It could wait an hour for turdies. I'm also not tired.

The Toast

The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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Okay, so I'm gonna just stop, like, trying to give you, like, cheery advice and... Yes, yes. And solves.

The Toast

The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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Okay, I thought, sorry, I thought we were looking for solutions. I'm so sorry.

The Toast

The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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I just thought like when there's a problem, we want to solve it. I'm so sorry.

The Toast

The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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That's the worst. I agree. How unfair.

The Toast

The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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Maybe it was the lack of Tum. How wrong? Thank you.

The Toast

The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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Okay, I'm going to try again. It's been a few months since I attempted to not... I need you to get down in the gutter with me, okay? Join me. Okay, so that's different than, like, not being, like, contrarian to you? No, not contrarian. Like, you're always just, like, well. Because remember that episode where I tried not to disagree? I tried to be agreeable. Do you remember that?

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The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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We have, like, a clip of it. It's, like, really funny. Good times.

The Toast

The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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Let the good times roll. So today I am not going to problem solve.

The Toast

The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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I can't help it, I'm such a helper.

The Toast

The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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Well, she is. They're not like saying the opposite.

The Toast

The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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To be honest, there is not. However, there is a story that is swappable and I could swap it in if you want.

The Toast

The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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To me, it just felt like fake news.

The Toast

The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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um so to assume that like her best friend who's like kids are her godchildren she would stop being friends with because she's being sued like is seriously like how low do you think of taylor yeah so not taylor so i i kind of wanted to get out of the pattern of like making it a story every single day that it ends in this drama and this felt like not even a full story just someone's idea of what happened and maybe it is true maybe she is distancing herself um

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The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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But I'm just going to need a little more proof. I will be curious to see if Blake goes to the Super Bowl. She was at almost every game last year and she hasn't been at a lot of games, but I know she also has a lot going on. But like the Super Bowl, who would pass up the Super Bowl?

The Toast

The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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Well, if Taylor brings a lot of friends and Blake doesn't go, that would be curious to me. I also don't think.

The Toast

The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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Okay, well, if she wants to like show that Taylor, if she wants to like, you know, dragons rise up, use one of her dragons, she would go to the Super Bowl.

The Toast

The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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So that will be interesting to see. There are like other things that I'm looking for to see what's going on. A source in the Daily Mail could be true, sure. Could also very well not be. So I'm not holding too much...

The Toast

The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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space for that is all I'll say and I don't want to talk about it every single day because it's really getting confusing we have a long road ahead of us yeah and there's so many different like we could on the one hand talk about it for so long all the different theories and on the other hand we could have done that and said absolutely nothing do you know what I mean

The Toast

The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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I saw that and that tracks. That feels right. 1,000 percent. I'm just taking a tum break, excuse me. Wow.

The Toast

The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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Yeah, don't overdose. If anything, you should take less than the regular. Like, just because. So, I think it's like every few hours, right?

The Toast

The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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Five minutes. Symptoms occurring.

The Toast

The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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We could get into the Fast Five stories if you're ready.

The Toast

The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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Major life updates? Not particularly, no. Okay. It's just been kind of standard procedure.

The Toast

The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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But I also think it has to do with what you seek out in a person might not necessarily be like, you're not looking for yourself. It's like a magnet. You need the opposites. Opposites attract. And you have to have like different properties in order to be attractive to me.

The Toast

The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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There's definitely some of that, but I actually don't think that you do whatsoever. I think it's more so like it's the competitive, like there can't be two of you. There just can't.

The Toast

The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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Right, don't jinx it. Yes, pargy-ness is increasing every day in every way.

The Toast

The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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Yeah, like two of you, it's like a magnet that just opposes one another. Okay. You need your match.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Which is what we're doing today, but we're also doing like a lot of interesting stuff. So even if we were this busy every day, I would still choose today to vlog because there's a lot going on. Like we're shooting a commercial. We're going to be on set.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Our first story, influencer Remy Bader admits to weight loss surgery after months of speculation. Remy joined Khloe Kardashian on her most recent episode of Khloe in Wonderland and shared that she had a brand new, newer surgery, which helped with her weight loss over the last year.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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on location actually on location we have a guest interview we have a gno tonight right i'm trying to get my hair cut because i missed my haircut yesterday if you're wondering my hair looks like this it's because i thought i was gonna have a party blowout this morning and i don't for my big commercial yeah but i'm just gonna be a slicker for my commercial i think it'll be better for the vibes of the commercial creative of the commercial actually the role that you're playing is like slick

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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So she revealed that she underwent a weight loss surgery that cut 80% of her stomach amid months of online rumors speculating that she was either taking medication or got surgery. She said what everyone online, of course, at this point, everyone online is like, okay, well, she did one of the shots or she did the sleeve or something. No one guessed this.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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She admitted that she got a surgery called S-A-D-I, otherwise referred to as single anastomosis duodenal switch. So- She kept referring to it as sadie. Oh, I was gonna say sadie. Of course she did. Of course I was going to say that. Of course you were going to say it wrong.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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So the website explains that the SADI procedure combines sleeve gastrectomy with intestinal bypass to promote greater weight loss.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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It's a form of bariatric surgery, which we all know is like gastric bypass, the sleeve. This is a different type of it.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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It creates a tube-shaped sleeve as well, separating the top part of the small intestine to below the stomach before reattaching it to the bottom part of the intestine. So basically she got 80% of her stomach cut out.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Yeah, and so I watched the episode. She spoke a lot about, before she even said that I had had surgery, she wanted everyone to understand how she got to the place that she did, which I appreciated because she found herself in a precarious situation where she became the face of the body positive movement.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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And she has said in this interview, and I know her personally, she said it to me, but she says it in every interview she does. She's like, hi, I'm not body positive. Like I don't love my body. I actually hate my body. So when you become the face of like, you're supposed to love and accept yourself and then you do something drastic to change it. She's received a lot of criticism for that.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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So her sitting down and like really explaining it with somebody who gets it was very smart. Now, I think people are kind of committed to misunderstanding and just disliking the fact that she did this. Cause I've seen a lot of people just making TikToks about it. And they, they just, they hate that she did it, you know?

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Yeah, it probably feels like a betrayal because she was like, even if she didn't want to be, but she was like the face of this movement for them and felt like a role model. But even following her at the time before she had the surgery, like, and she shared even more about her poor health status on Khloe's podcast.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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But even you could just see in her videos, there were days at a time where she couldn't get out of bed. Because of her back, her knees. She had like multiple back surgeries.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Sleep apnea. And then, so that's the stuff we knew and she shared. But stuff that she didn't share, that even as her friend, I didn't know, was that actually when she, one of the things that really drove her to make the decision to get the surgery was that she was told she was becoming infertile because of her weight. And that was something like she never expected.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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But yeah, like sleep apnea, she, you know, if she fell or something, it really, I know that she fell and her, like her knee, gave out. So there were days where she couldn't walk. And then she just has like genetic and hereditary back issues, which were exacerbated. So she was like, you know, a 27 year old girl who had two, two back surgeries. Like that's not, you know, a normal place to be at.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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So she very much said like my weight is, was the reason for my declining health at 27 years old.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Right, and I think that just followers of hers without like having inside knowledge could see that, that it wasn't like this amazingly positive thing all the time that was like really weighing and negatively impacting her quality of life. Yes.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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And her relationships, too. She had spoke openly about her romantic relationships, but also her relationship with her parents, because they were really worried about her. And there's really no way to say it in a good way.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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And in a way that the person wants to hear and is like, thanks.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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We've all been there. So it just was impacting. And so she spent the first like 30 minutes of the podcast just really letting people know what her life was like before. Just to like, I think to deflect any sort of criticism of her decision to do it. Now, people are going to hate regardless, but she really wanted people who were open to understanding her journey to get that.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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And I feel like she did a good job. Then she shared the actual story. surgery process, which honestly sounded horrible. So she happened to have had like a, it's a decent recovery and she, like everything that could go wrong did. So like you're supposed to feel sick for a couple of days. She was sick for six weeks. She had to move home. She like couldn't take care of herself. Throwing up.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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just really, really like bad and hard. And she was also then like freaking out being like, what the hell did I do? Like I changed my body and now I feel, and I'm having an abnormal reaction to it. Did I just ruin my life? Like, am I going to be in the hospital for the rest of my life? Which I didn't even think about that part, but like that must've been a bug out, right?

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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And you guys are probably wondering, like, don't you guys have hair and makeup for your commercial? No. No, we don't.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Like you made this huge decision. It seems to work for everybody else. You've never heard that other people are in the hospital for, you know, weeks at a time. And like, did I do something wrong? So then that's like the panic of that.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Eventually, like she just, she said also when they cut her open to do her stomach, she also, they found that she had a really fatty liver, so they had to do like other things. And now, like the person we see now, so she said it's been a little under a year, she's lost 140 pounds.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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The person we see now who's like so, feeling so good, looking so good, like that was not the reality for the majority of the journey, and that's part of the reason why she didn't share. When did she start to feel better? Was it six weeks? I feel like it was like two or three months. Okay.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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That would require us waking up earlier. So we politely declined. So we don't have hair and makeup for our big commercial. That's why we look so pargy-licious today. We have... So much to do. Like, we have a Pargy show. We also have kind of an inaugural moment here in Toast Tertiary.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Um, and I remember like at the time, like watching her content, like you could see like her quality of like, she was home. Her quality of life was really not that of someone who is, you know, successful and young and, and in love. And it was just, it was, it was crazy to watch. She was still in her relationship, but he really like didn't know how to take care of her because it was so crazy.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Yeah. That, okay. I mean, I know that they ended badly, but that feels like, I mean, I wouldn't know what to do.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Like it's crazy. Um, And so the backlash, of course, has been swift. And kind of the recurring thing is like, well, she should have been honest. She should have been open. She shouldn't have told people that she was body positive. And she shouldn't have told people that she did this with diet and exercise. And to be clear, like, she didn't. She didn't say that she did it with diet and exercise.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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She just never... She just ignored it. She just ignored it. And... I, somebody like who did something similar, like when my weight loss was becoming obvious to people and they would like start commenting Ozempic, like I blocked the word Ozempic. Like I wasn't ready to share it yet. Um, and so I come from a place of like complete understanding. Like I totally side with Remy.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Like not only does she owe nobody anything, even as the, even if she was like the most body positive face of the movement, she still doesn't know anyone, anything about like her own private medical journey. Um, and the fact that she did share in her own time, like I do think will ultimately benefit people. Cause she's not coming on here, like endorsing the shit out of the surgery.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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She's not being like, everybody should get bariatric. She was being like, it was really hard. It wasn't what I expected. Now I'm at a place where I can look back fondly on the experience. But at the time, like it was not, they say it's like the easy way out. Right. She was like, it was not.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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How does she feel now though? Because like, yes, the recovery was hard, but it seems like the whole thing, this is a whole, even like inadvertently an endorsement of this surgery because she looks amazing. She sounds happy and healthy and like that she's, you know, able to really enjoy her life now.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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So even though obviously it's hard and you go through a lot, this does feel like an endorsement whether or not she's endorsing it.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Well, she maintains that like this place that she's at now where we're all seeing like a much happier, healthier version of her physically, mentally, physically, job wise, she really maintains that like, it's not all due to the fact that she lost weight. Um, she did other work on herself therapy, um, obviously getting out of the relationship and then being heartbroken for the first time.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Like she feels like she's on the other end of like a bunch of things that have all contributed to this like newer version of herself. But I think that she feels if she says, and this is just me guessing, I think she feels if she says that,

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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you know it's all due to the fact that she's thin now it's like definitely a betrayal to the community the community but also like something that I know she really believed in and believes in when she was building her platform yeah but I feel like you had the same thing because you are so positive like I feel differently like and this is where I don't necessarily relate like word for word to her experience is like I didn't find myself really unhappy in my life

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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This is Jackie's first time visiting me at our, yeah, that's right, Jackie also pays for the studio, our new studio. You haven't been to the new NYC HQ yet. Give me your thoughts. We got her whole reaction on the vlog that we're vlogging, of course, but tell me your initial thoughts. It's nicer than I expected.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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As a plus size person. I just hated the way that I looked. Like I came at it really. To be honest. From like a shallow point of view. And so. Yeah. You don't want to admit. When you lose the weight. That like it really was this thing. That like it was the thing. You know. Yeah. And so. But for me. Like. I don't know. And you could probably speak to it. Like. Is my personality. Or my disposition.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Very different. Big or small. No. Like my mood. And my. My level of joy. Yeah.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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actually, I've not really thought about it, but like, kind of, like, you've always been a happy, funny, positive person, but like, you're down for so much more. You said yes to life. Yes, I'm more open, 1,000%. Like, you never, you were more like, Like, hermogeny. Like, you know, just everything's a bad idea. I don't want to do this. I don't want to do that.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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And, of course, like, there's a bunch of reasons.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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It's so funny because, like, I look back, I'm like, I was so happy.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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No, but when I... The thing is, at the time, though, like, you were so positive and so happy. But now, after the weight loss, it just opened up another, like... Category. Door of, like... And now you're so...

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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360 even though I agree with you at that time you were so happy but we didn't even know how much happier you're just a happy person and you could be even happier I guess it's like I think some people find themselves at a place where they're really unhappy with their weight and it affects other facets of their life whether it's romantic relationships career opportunities um

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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different things and I I maybe I'm wrong but I didn't feel like I got to that place and that's something I'm like proud of like that I was able to work on myself and really like be in a good marriage and like have positive mental health and you always have all of those things but then it just got even more crazy um but not I realized that that I think that that I'm unique in that experience because it's really hard not to let your weight just like take over your entire life so when you come out of it you don't want to say like it was all my weight the whole time but I do think

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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In the future, like, when Remy looks back on this, I do think she will see that, like, it was mostly... More the weight than it was the working on herself. Or the heartbreak.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Even a year ago, like, she's always been, like, a mental health advocate, always has been, like, working with people and working on her mental health. So what's actually the thing that's changed in the last year is her weight. Is the weight.

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I don't know why. What did you expect? It's lighter and brighter and... like more Kardashian than I thought. Like, you know what I mean? Like the beiges and the pinks, like it's a very Kardashian vibe. Am I at Kylie Cosmetics offices?

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Um, I think that like people are really critical of her choice to do it on Chloe's podcast, which I think was brilliant. I agree. And I think probably made her feel really safe. Like Chloe's such a nice person and they have a personal relationship.

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And Chloe's been through dramatic weight loss with everybody's eyes on you telling you you're too skinny. You're doing it wrong. Like you, you.

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Left us in the dust. There is no right way to lose weight as a person who was popular amongst the movement of body positivity and plus size. There's no right way to do it. People are going to feel betrayed. They're going to feel left behind. They're going to feel jealous. People from the skinny, and Nikki Glaser just did a great bit on this on...

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Ozempic on Jimmy Fallon just being like skinny people hate it because like now we're all equal but like you've had to work more on yourself. Yeah like you have a great personality. You have a great personality too and now like we look the same. So there's no right people are going to criticize it. Like I got so much backlash when they didn't like now I don't even care.

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Like I would do it 15 times over and I would wait double as long to tell everyone like I don't care because I found like myself in a good place and at the end of the day that's what matters. But all of this is really new to Remy. She's not like an OG influencer. Do you know what I mean? She's like a TikToker who took off during COVID.

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So I think, like, I have a lot of sympathy for her because, you know, you get hardened the longer you do this. And she's still relatively new to it. And that movement, that community, like, they can be brutal, especially when you leave them behind. I was a part of it, too.

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Like, you feel betrayed when, like, one of your favorite fatties leaves you and the community because you loved to see somebody, like, fat and successful and happy and healthy and rich. And you saw, like, oh, that could happen to me. Mm-hmm. And then when they leave, like, I get it. It's really disappointing. But like, I feel like people are being really unfair to Remy.

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Yeah, I haven't seen the backlash. It's on TikTok. Right, I'm sure. But this is a person who's healthier and happier than she was before. And I think that's something that should be celebrated. And if she didn't tell you when you wanted to know. I mean, clearly she had 140 pounds in a year. Like that's dramatic weight loss.

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Like you can use some deductive reasoning that like she's had some sort of aid. And also just like trust your faves that she will tell you when she's ready. And if you can't trust that, then she's not your fave.

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That is what people are saying. And I'm so glad you just said that. Being like, well, it's misleading to let people think that you lost all of this weight with diet and exercise. First of all, Remy never said that. She just didn't answer. She never said that she did. And two, like if you're low-key stupid enough to think somebody could lose 140 pounds in under a year diet and exercise.

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When they were struggling so much. Their whole life. And then one day just.

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The internet ain't for you. Like you're dumb. Like where's the personal accountability? And people always like, you're misleading your audience. Who are these dumb people? It's always like generic. What about the young people? Go talk to your parents. Like it's not Remy's fucking job. She's just trying to live her best, like healthiest life and get through it. You know? She's not a nutritionist.

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Like if you were really like. And she said that at the beginning of the episode. She's like, before I dive in, she gave like a whole.

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Of course. No, but like if you were really looking to Remy to like validate your life choices and like eat what Remy eats and do what Remy does, look in the mirror. Like that's not a healthy way to be on the internet.

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Wow, okay. I was like a little nervous about you coming. Cause first of all, like you do contribute to half the rent. So like you do have a say in like, And also I didn't want her thinking like I'm, you know, like a rat in my New York City disgusting dungeon studio. So like I over the last since I found out you were coming, I've been making improvements.

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Agreed. It's not good internet behavior.

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Like we're just following people passively. Like we're here for a good time. Like we're not. It's not that serious. Agreed. So congrats. Congrats to Remy. Very happy for her. Our next story, a little more influencer news, a bit of an update because Alex Earl says that she can't podcast for the foreseeable future. So Alex Earl did a little GRWM. Let's get ready for all of our Gen Xers.

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She said in the beginning, she said, I have to put a pause on podcasting right now for the foreseeable future. Don't really want to get into the details of it all. And I kind of can't get into the details of it all right now. but I've loved it so much and I'm really proud of what I built with the podcast.

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Instead of dropping new episodes, she said that she's going to be pivoting to vlogging on YouTube. I'm laughing because this is like what we just said she should do.

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And I'm so glad like she listened. I don't know if it was like, I thought it was kind of obvious to people being like, Claudia, she heard your episode. I don't think so. I think like she came to the conclusion on her own because it's like kind of obvious.

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A logical conclusion. She said, I don't want to leave you

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just leave you astray and not leave you with anything I also think I would lose my mind so good news is I'm going to be putting out weekly vlogs for this foreseeable future she just dropped a vlog of like her family's spring break at Universal Studios and next she's going to do Ultra Music Festival in Miami the only thing that's confusing about this that maybe you can um

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explain is she said, I kind of can't get into the details of it all right now.

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Right, so she said that she's not podcasting anymore because she can't. And she can't tell us why. So it was giving legal dispute, battle, unwell, intellectual property. So of course, the comments are like, what did Alex Cooper do to you? So, so much so, I guess it must have been overwhelming because I feel like Alex Cooper does not respond to stuff.

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Like, there's always things being said about, like, the show and network. And she kind of lets everyone speculate. It's like a good strategy. But she put up an Instagram story about this, which I was so shocked because she doesn't respond to anything. And it was basically like, guys, I'm seeing all your comments about, like, Alex not podcasting.

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Just letting you know, like, her inability to podcast has nothing to do with Unwell. Like, we're settled. You know, I gave her IP. I learned from the best at Stool Presidente. She tagged Dave. Just being like, please excuse me from this narrative. I don't know a reason why Alex would be unable to podcast.

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And that she can't get into the details of it all. If it has nothing to do with Unwell. I don't think it has anything to do with Unwell because we did hear that she got the IP weeks ago. And so they're goodbye. I guess, like, I don't know if people, why they didn't just know that instead of bothering Alex Cooper about this.

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Yeah, but I think that it was the only logical reason Reason, why else? I'm asking. So I don't blame people for thinking it had to do with Unwell. I, not gonna lie, I thought the same. You did? Yeah. Even though we know it's been squared away for sure. Why else would someone be unable to podcast?

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I got the wallpaper put up little things like I got all the boxes cleared out. Like I really wanted you to, you know, respect our NYC HQ because I respect our South Florida HQ.

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have to put a pause maybe she had a non-compete like I don't know I don't know what I thought but Alex is like no this is maybe like I'm not able because I don't want to right and I don't think she should podcast I think it's a waste of her time and energy I think even though she just did that episode with Bethany and it was like really good yeah but that must have been like before all the drama went down like pre-recorded perhaps I feel like it was that week of Bethany yeah I don't know but why would you like put all this effort into like a big podcast if you're gonna cancel the next week I don't

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I think the situation is fluid, honestly.

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Yeah. But it could just be like, I can't podcast right now because I'm tired and my mental health is suffering and I can't do it.

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And I wanted to look up how it was performing. I watched it. I watched a little bit of it.

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No, her new vlog, like compared to Hot Mess.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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And now our new one. And now our new one. Yeah. So, um, I think it's really great. I don't know why, even when you show me this wallpaper on FaceTime, like it just looked darker. Like everything, just the color of everything is different. It's a very purgy vibe in here.

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So it's not like I was expecting to come to a dump, but like part of being in a studio was like, you want a dumpy vibe because it should be like dark and quiet. Um, and no, it's light and bright and I'm enjoying my time here. Okay. She said it's Kardashian. I did. And I meant it.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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We have actually such good stories today. A lot of internet drama, not drama, but like the internet swirlies were making news yesterday.

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My group chats were popping off. I could not keep pace with them because I was traveling. And as I said, like I missed my haircut because my flight got moved. It was just a long travel day. And I couldn't even keep up with my group chats because that's so much that internet was talking.

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Welcome back to the toast and happy Thursday. That feels like a fucking Friday bitch. Cause we're fucking celebrating Jackson. Claude is coming to town. Jackson. Claude is coming to town. Jackson. Claude is coming to town. That's right. We're singing. because Jax and Claude are coming to town. Hey Jax, how you doing?

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Yeah, lots was going on. We're going to talk about the Alex's. We're going to talk about Remy and Chloe's podcast. And then some other human interest type stories to get you guys settled into your days. Yeah. It's Thursday.

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Usually we'd have a summer house recap, but due to all... The travels and Claudia went out to dinner last night. So it's not just me because Zach actually turned it on the hotel TV. He turned on Summer House and I was like, no.

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Claudia's not watching. I could have watched it when I got home, but like I'm a pregnant person. I need to be asleep by 9.30 and I did get home at like 9.45. So that was hard for me. So no Summer House recap this week. This week is just like a little, where the toast, where Jackson Cloud in New York City giveth, it also taketh away a little bit.

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upcoming yeah like they cast some musical and it's she's already in it what is she doing next uh let me go to her imdb rachel zegler next movie come on gemini no there's i'm not seeing anything it's hard to find anything oh all credits not what movie is rachel zegler starring in next oh yeah gemini Oh yeah, it's not a movie. She's doing Evita, Eva Peron in the West End.

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You know, the Madonna song. Come on. Whatever, it's like a huge Broadway role.

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Okay, cool. That's good for her. Yeah, she's perfect for Broadway. The small screen. Yeah. Yeah. And honestly, like I feel like she was also in West Side Story, which I don't think. Well, then Ansel Elgort ruined that movie. She's kind of like a curse. She is. And she was also in Hunger Games prequel, which I just, I only learned recently. And I think it did well. It came and went.

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But I didn't see it. The thing I saw about that movie was the Olivia Rodrigo song that she wrote for it. Like that was the biggest part. Yeah, no, she's not like a hit maker.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Yeah. How many flops do you get before they're like, okay, you're out?

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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I do think theater and music, like you're more often to flop than not. Do you know what I mean? Like it's a niche category.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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I don't know these big movies. But these big ones. When these big movies fail, they take on so much money.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Yeah, like West Side Story was like Steven Spielberg, right? Yeah. You know, I wouldn't say it flopped. It was nominated for like Oscars and stuff. No, commercially? Commercially, it wasn't huge. I agree. Okay. Are you ready for our next story, our fourth story? If it's our fourth story that's brought to you by Saks.com, perchance. Saks. Yeah. Shopping at Saks is party-licious.

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That's what the copy says, and I can attest to that. So there's so many fun and inspiring ways to shop at Saks. If you're looking for instant inspiration for... different work trips, vacations. Um, what else are we shopping for? You're going to a music festival. Are you coming to see your big sister, little sister in the big city? You need more city slicking type of clothes.

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Even though last night was like our episode. Yeah.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Sax.com is the best place to shop. Let me tell you, it is so easy to shop. Um, in terms of like great edits and great, just categories filters to shop on. You can really find anything from like beauty gifts for him, her, something for yourself.

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Um, so if you're also just looking to like cultivate a new vibe, I feel like the seasons are about to change and like, we're all becoming new versions of ourselves. Um, Um, shopping on sex.com is really great because it's a great place to find up and coming designers before everybody else. I feel like anytime I've been new to a certain like style or brand, I found it at sex.com.

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It was? It was like Craig and Kyle. Okay, it's been our episode for like four weeks. So I kind of, it's kind of like the boy who cried wolf. Agreed, agreed. But of all the episodes for us to miss, like we would miss this one, but it's fine. I'm sorry. We were sat for the last four. We were sat for the last four. I had to move on with my life.

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Not because I'm like cool or anything, just because like the people who, who designed their website, like are cooler. And you're going to find, like, I found this great Danielle Guizio skirt for the era store that like everybody wore after me. So I was such a drug letter. Um, And I just can't really stress how pleasant the online shopping experience is.

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It can be overwhelming, especially at like a big store, to know where to start. And I feel like their categories, their filters, their different designer options are really great. So ShopSaks.com, you won't regret it. It's S-A-K-S.com. Saks.com. Today's episode is also brought to you by Rocket Money.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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So I did the subscription thing like solo, um, not with rocket money, like a year ago. Let me tell you how many I missed when I did rocket money. I found out I was paying for two different Amazon Kindle unlimited subscriptions. Like so frustrating. Of course you guys know my Furbo saga. Uh,

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Rip. So I cannot recommend it enough. And that really spiraled me into like being my frugal queen. Like, you know, you guys know I have like a lot of big expenses coming up and Rocket Money was like one of the things that I was like, you know what? This is going to help me. So you can see all of your subscriptions in one place. You can look at their dashboard.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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thank you slash turt next story some legal news kim kardashian will testify in the trial for her 10 million dollar paris robbery so kim will testify against the parisian underground gang accused of coordinating her infamous 2016 robbery tmz reported on wednesday she is set to travel to france in may to take the stand nearly 10 years after being bound and robbed at gunpoint no it's not 10 years in her hotel room in paris what was that um

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security guard's name. Pascal. I was actually just thinking about him, maybe because I saw this news.

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So what was I saying before? What weren't you saying? Oh yeah, I went out to dinner. I had salmon.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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He was like a famous, and he did a lot of people, mostly Kim, but like you would just see him like pop up. I mean, he was no Shango. He was no Shango.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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And that's what happens when you leave parties with Shango. I can't believe like we think the American judicial system is slow. Like this is really crazy that the trial starts 10 years later. I know she like has to, but the fact that she has to go and test if I want, I'm sure this is like the worst. She does not want to go back physically, mentally to this place.

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horrible they were 12 of the 17 suspects were ordered to trial in 2021 and then the trial was set four years later because it did take some time to like identify who the people were right it was like a big gang of yeah not just one person right that was like such a crazy that's one of the biggest i would say like pop culture moments of the last that was so crazy that's like one of those things where like you remember where you were when you found out yeah

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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And every time she talks about it, like she, she, and she doesn't talk about it a lot. Um, except she did talk about it this season when she was talking about her like diamonds.

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I thought you got spaghetti pomodoro.

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Oh. And she was also just talking about the way that she responds to things like her calmness that like they always said was her superpower, which has turned into like a numbness to anything going on in her life. Cause she just started therapy and the therapist was like, obviously one time in your life, like you experienced something and you reacted calmly and that really worked out for you.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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I was going to get spaghetti pomodoro, but then I forgot about a kind of like a major life event that happened to me yesterday.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Like, what do you think? that that was. And so she was telling Chloe and she's like, so I'm trying to like think like from like, what was it? And Chloe's like, you're robbery. You were calm and that worked well. And ever since then, you've been calm. And she was like, oh, oh yeah. And like, they were like literally like trying to figure it out.

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She also referenced it. What was it? Was it a Bonnie wedding? Just talking about how she used to like, after... After Paris, she was like, I'm giving up on my material items. I don't want to wear jewelry anymore. They cut to that thing of her on Ellen being like, that stuff doesn't matter to me anymore. And then they cut to her in India, like wearing $7 million worth of diamonds.

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But those were rented. No, they were rented, but also it's been 10 years. So yeah, 10 years ago, she didn't want to do that. People change, like you heal, hopefully. And maybe you can go back to enjoying some of the things that you used to, and I'm sure she does it all differently now than she did in the past.

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Oh my God, testifying, I, like in any case, like testifying sounds horrible, but like when you're the victim. Yeah, and when, it really seems like she's healed, because it was like, so for a while right after she like didn't, she wasn't seen anywhere, didn't do anything, but then she even said like for years, like she, didn't want to leave the house.

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I went to the doctor for, you know, my visit. And I always, when I go to the doctor, there's like two appointments. You do the scan and you check on the baby and then you go check on you. You go upstairs and you get like your blood pressure, your pee. Your weight. And I always, the nurses are amazing. They're like, we're going to weigh you.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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She didn't want to have like, she had anxiety about going out about people knowing where she was. Like it really plagued her. And I really feel like now it feels like such in, so in the past, like, I don't know how much it affects her day to day life. I feel like less than ever. And so to now go back and relive it, like I do feel really bad for her.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Yeah, I agree. So hopefully justice will be served. I also feel like it changed the way everyone, every public figure interacts on social media and, um, just like with their fans and how much information they put out about themselves and their family. I feel like we were just having this conversation offline.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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When you can see, you really don't know with real celebrities who actually are, threats get made. You never know where they are at the time. We always are now finding out after. this thing happened to Kim. Like everybody tightened that up even more with like how they're posting. They never post in real time. They went to, they leave the country before now. You know what I mean?

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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And I feel like a lot of it had to do with Kim. Yeah. Cause like not in any way to victim blame, but like they used her social media because she was sharing like what she was wearing, what the diamonds were, where they were from and where she was going. And she was like, I'm home now, you know, like posting in real time, kind of giving a map to bad faith actors. Yeah.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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And so people really like don't do that.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Agreed. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Little travel news. I'm so ready. I requested this story. United Airlines flight to China was forced to turn around after the pilot realized he forgot his passport. So a United Airlines flight from LA to China had to turn around two hours into its journey after the pilot forgot his passport. And thank God it was only two hours. Right.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Because I just want to say, like, we can joke, and Jackie made a hilarious joke. I was like, Ben's the pilot. Ben's the pilot. Ben as a pilot. And it's interesting that, like, this doesn't happen more, right? Having said that... I think the fact that they turned around is really crazy. Like it's literally not the past. Like everybody here has plans, paid money.

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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And so yeah, if the pilot, because he's dumb, has to land and then turn around, like that's really not everybody's problem. Yeah. And then if it was a flight attendant, like if a passenger forgot their passport, would they turn around?

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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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But you can't even get on the plane without your passport as a passenger when you're flying international. Right, right, right. So I feel like that should go the same for pilots and crew members. And I feel like it does. Maybe just- they forgot to check him and it was the same day he forgot his passport because otherwise this would happen more often.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

3489.278

Yeah. I just feel, it feels unfair, honestly. If I'm a passenger, I'm so fucking annoyed. You spent four hours on a plane to go nowhere? He say he lands in China and he just can't get off the plane. Well, you can be at the airport without a passport. They hold you at customs, you get a snack, you know. But they would send him home and that's called the consequences of your actions.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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And I'm like, okay, I'm going to turn around, take my shoes off. Like, please just write it down. I'm not interested in knowing. And I can't be the only one who says that. They're like, of course, of course. And they've respected it every single time. And they're like always hyping me up. You know, like, queen, you look beautiful. Yesterday was no different. Queen, you look beautiful.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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But no, now all 300 passengers have to suffer financially, emotionally, because you- Well, they got back and a new crew took over

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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to take them to their destination. So they didn't have to wait for him to go home and go get it. Okay, but still, it's an extra four hours on your ready long flight. I'm not saying it's nothing. I'm not saying it's nothing. Let me tell you, if that's me, I'm so fucking annoyed. Yeah, they were provided with meal vouchers and compensation.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

3526.546

What, $11? Oh, did you see January Jones? I meant to send this story. She's making news using her social media, complaining about, I believe it was United Airlines. Because her pilot turned around because he forgot his passport? No, she had some drama, like a delay, and they offered meal vouchers to everyone, and she took to her social media to be like, really, United Airlines?

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

3548.896

A meal voucher for... January Jones calls out airline for their response after a 16-hour flight delay. She says, do better. So on Sunday, she shared a screenshot on her Instagram stories of a flight delay details that showed a 16-hour and 25-minute delay for her trip, and then alongside the image, she told United Airlines to do better. A couple $15 food vouchers ain't going to cut it, she added.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

3568.047

Our 7.30 p.m. flight last night still hasn't left. Now she showed a follow-up image of her resting on the floor at the airport. Now, if this is my friend from college, I'm with her. I'm like, yeah, fuck United Airlines. But once again, another celebrity falling into the trope of using their social media to complain to customer service about usually an airline. It's never reading well for me.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

3589.633

Well, I just... Okay, being somewhere for 16 hours, like, that's horrible. And I understand, like, you want to complain about it and you want to, like, tell everyone, like, what's going on with you. And I feel like she can still post this. But the tagging of United and being upset about $15 food vouchers, like, that's where you lose me.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Like, she could be like, oh, my God, 16-hour travel place, worst day ever. Get me home. I'm so mad. Yeah, for sure, for sure. No, it's the complaining about the... And she... By the way, if she's just a regular passenger... And she could even be like, ugh, at United. I would... be okay with that. But you're upset about $15 food vouchers. Imagine how the people who aren't on TV feel.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

362.372

I said, thanks, queen. Then I went into like a different office to talk to the doctor and she was like, you need to get blood drawn. So on your way out, she gave me like this paper. It's like a form that you take to the lab to give to the lab person to be like, hi, I'm here to get my blood drawn. And I don't know why the fuck I looked at it.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Imagine how the poor passengers feel.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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This is like, she's so close to being safe that I'm not gonna go so crazy. We didn't make this story. But like, stop it.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

3635.643

Stop it right now. It's just also one of my least favorite things. Whenever a celebrity complains, they're never wrong. If I'm a regular passenger, that's annoying and it's wrong and the company should do better. But you're on the longest running, most successful TV show of all time. Take a private plane.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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No, or you could go have a meal at a restaurant. Right.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

3653.816

Yeah, and then this is, you call them when you land and they give you like a thousand million miles. Correct. That's how it works. Don't forget to call when you land. That's how it works. Those were good stories. Thanks, Jax. Oh, you're welcome. Yeah, I guess we're all done here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No summer house. Is this Nassafi?

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

3669.529

No. It's feeling like Nassaf. No, I think it's like a Narafi and it's regular. Okay. Okay. That's our show, you guys. Thank you so much for listening to the Chelsea Millennium Morning Show. We deliver the fastest stories on YouTube. So if you're watching this on YouTube, please subscribe, leave a thumbs up. Also, if you're watching this on YouTube, please subscribe, leave a thumbs up.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Also, if you're watching this on YouTube, please subscribe, leave a thumbs up. Also, if you're watching this on YouTube, please subscribe, leave a thumbs up.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

378.226

I never thought for a second my weight was going to be on it, but it was on it. Now it's also funny because it was like a lot of words on this paper. My eyes found, like I just saw weight. It's actually insane how my eyes were looking for it. And this is the first time I have found out my weight since probably my first or second appointment.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

398.083

So when I was 13 weeks, I just decided that I wasn't gonna keep up with my weight. Now, if I could do it all over again, I probably wouldn't have not known.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

407.714

Not to even change the number that it is today, but just it wouldn't have been so surprising to go from the number you were at before to the number you're at now.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

415.696

Yeah, and to be honest, I really had no idea what I was going to be at. I'm like, maybe it's not so bad. And it was. It was pretty much as bad as it could be.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

422.218

How much have you gained? You don't have to tell us your weight, obviously. We're not psychopaths.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

427.139

Yeah, well, when I went to the family chat to just sort of say, I was literally crying in the car.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

430.62

She was crying. She's like, I'm tearing up. I accidentally saw my weight. And Jackie's literally, she didn't even say, oh, she goes, what was it? I need to work with the facts before I can have an emotional response.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

443.287

So all that to say, yeah, I didn't get the pasta last night.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

446.189

But also because- Wow, that's how much it affected you?

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

448.55

No, actually not really. Dr. Fox just keeps telling me I need to eat more fish and meat. My iron levels are low.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

452.833

So I was like- That's because you're so skinny and small.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

455.235

That's what I thought, right? So color me so surprised when I saw my weight on the form. So I don't like to eat fish in my house. I can only eat fish at a restaurant. Do you know what I mean? So I never go to restaurants. So I was like, you know what? I should have the fish. Don't worry, I also had pizza and so much bread.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

468.283

I was fine. You need a fish pasta.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

470.064

No, no, I don't. Yummy. And so if anybody's in my position where it's like weight is your whole life and you've lost a lot of weight and now you're getting pregnant, you have to go back. I would suggest... not turning a blind eye. I don't think it was my wisest decision, but there was so much change, you know? I couldn't take it on.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

487.237

Yeah, it's good to know just so that you never see like a jump of 30, 40 pounds. I don't know what the actual number, because I don't know what you were before. I only know like your new weight. So I'm not saying that you have gained 30, 40 pounds. I have no idea. I wish. Oh God, wait, you're making me feel so much worse. 30, 40, I wish. How much have you gained? That's not bad.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

49.609

I'm doing good. I am in New York City, the big city. Big city slicker. Look at me, all black.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

513.824

No, and then I, like, posted... I gained... 60?

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

519.208

Yeah, I just have some time left, you know? Yeah. Well, I posted this whole saga on my Instagram story, and, like, people were very quick to, you know, chime in with their responses. And I just want to say to the people who were, like, trying to be helpful, being like, I get it, I gained 30 pounds, like... 30 pounds is so not a lot.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

533.885

And what people don't understand, and I know I'm gonna make it worse for us, but you guys need to understand how bad we have it, is that we are short. So like Kylie gaining 60 pounds and me gaining 60 pounds is not the same.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

545.737

Yeah, like I like to tell myself, oh, Kylie did it too, but no, it's so much different when you're short. So like, yeah, for short people, you probably gain 30, 40 pounds and that's a lot.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

55.691

Actually, she's tiny. She's a tiny little, fragile little city slicker.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

554.026

when you're in the 50s and 60s like that's a lot a lot and if you and I just want to say like any amount that you gain because someone's sitting there who's short who gained 80 pounds and you know what I mean and like no that is going to be me like wait fuck but every pound you gain is beautiful that's why like not only should you keep a breast just to know so you never see this like stark change but you have to just make peace with it you have to make peace with it like no I know and I felt like no breastfeeding and ozempic are waiting for you

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

580.083

I felt like a brat, like being upset about it, especially after like a clean bill of health from the doctor. Like that's all, like the fact that I walked out of the doctor and the thing I was thinking about was my weight, not the fact that like the scan went great. Like it's so, I'm sorry, I'm a human being and like it is what bothered me.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

59.372

Oh, tiniest. She's like too precious to walk down these streets.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

593.71

And like, that's why I'm crying in the car, like an actual six-year-old. But like, I wish I could change my perspective. I can't, I'm sorry. Like, I know what everybody's saying. You're right. Like Margaret sending me,

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

604.156

inspirational text messages like i know not satchy with the wisdom i know even though like i wanted to slap her she was like she said the thing that like i just hate you're literally going human like shut up like she's also on her camera app in the mirror like you know and to be clear i'm gaining i'm growing a four pound human okay like let's just be real i know but you really have to make peace with it and i feel like you know that you should but you actually haven't tried to

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

628.18

I know that I should, and I actually haven't tried to, 1,000%. I have a lot going on. I'm shooting a commercial today. Like, I just can't. I really can't. And it's just when you're at a weight that, like, you hate so much, and then you finally, like, you fulfill your life stream of getting away from that weight, which I did. Thank you, Ozempic. You think you're never going to return.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

63.413

You are too precious to walk down these streets.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

649.552

I, like, turned my back on that number, and I'm like, see you never, bitch. Meanwhile, I'll see you next year.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

65.814

I always was. Even when I lived here, I was not the elk of New Yorker. You were not made for city slicking. And now, like a fish out of water, I'll take an Uber.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

653.855

Yeah, but it's so different. It's so different. I know, I know, I know. It's so different.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

657.257

I know. So that's why I had the salmon. No, I'm kidding. That isn't why I had the salmon, but it wasn't not a factor. I'm just going to, I'm going to try and like walk a little bit more. I'm really not going to.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

666.8

I feel like you've been healthy though. Or do you just pretend like to the family that you're healthy?

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

670.843

Oh, does that, does it come off that way? I'm not trying, by the way, sometimes I do put my best, sometimes I do put my best foot forward and like lie to you guys. I don't feel like I've been doing that. Okay. How do you think that I've been healthy?

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

680.652

Like I just, I've not seen you like order like a crazy meals and you don't post like huge amount. Like you go and you go to the diner and then Ben makes you dinner. Like it seems like very balanced. I thought so. That's what I thought. I'm not hiding anything. I think you should keep doing what you're doing. Okay.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

697.95

Yeah, except now I'm just like really, especially my physical therapist said like, try and walk as much as you can. So I'm trying to get in like 5,000 steps a day, which I think is just good for like life, you know? But I was having round ligament pain, so I really couldn't. Now I'm feeling better, but whatever. It's fine, like whatever.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

711.077

It's whatever. Well, thank you for sharing that and being vulnerable. It's actually gonna be a theme of today's episode.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

720.472

I know we're gonna talk about Remy making news on Chloe Kardashian's podcast.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

724.075

Yeah, I'm happy for Chloe. I'm happy for Chloe too. This was a good get. I actually- It was a mutually great gets for each of them.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

731.361

Yes, I knew Remy at some point was gonna like share her journey and I was wondering where she was gonna do it.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

737.694

And I actually can't think of a better place. No, and Khloe's a new podcast, so of course she didn't like come to mind. But they're friends. Khloe's obviously been through a lot of weight loss and also weight criticism. Yeah, like being in the spotlight about your weight. Throughout her career. It was really perfect and like so premium.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

752.068

It kind of looks like this because it was like very Kardashian. Correct.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

754.711

So it kind of looks like this show. She also is, I can't lie, I haven't watched any Khloe in Wonderland. It just hasn't been... Enticing to me yet, but that's podcast. Every episode like is for everyone else. And I watched Remy's and let me tell you, Chloe is a very good interviewer because she knows how to listen. Yeah. Which we're still working on.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

76.082

I'd never know you weren't a big New York City gal with your all black outfit, your slick back bun. She's cosplaying. She's doing what she does best. She's LARPing as a New Yorker today.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

773.381

Critical skill. Yeah. And I also finally understood the title of her podcast after also watching Kardashians of last week. Cause it's not Alice in Wonderland. No, it's like, it's all about things she's curious about. So it's like, she's in wonderland of a land of wondering about things. Oh, okay. That's actually kind of pargy for a podcast. Cause she'll talk.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

791.07

Cause when on the episode I was watching, she was talking about how she'll have people come on and talk about, you know, the pyramids. Like, please no. Okay. I've so had enough. Or the, how the earth is flat. Please no. But I felt like, you know, all that stuff and that stuff plays so well on podcasts. It does. Theorizing conspiracy and everything, all types of different just wonders.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

810.134

Um, so I'll put it all together and it was quite pargy.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

813.594

Well, um, it was my first time watching. It's really high quality. Um, It's funny how the Kardashians like invented, remember that photo booth that they used to have everywhere, Murmur? Uh-huh. And like it was like they were posting these pictures from events on Instagram and they were so beautiful. And then everybody started getting the Murmur at their own wedding.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

828.719

And whatever they did there, like they applied to her podcast. Everybody looks gorgeous on it. Their skin, it has like this tan filter. It's pargy.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

83.528

I am, even though I'm a New Yorker, which is so crazy. You are. I never was. No, not in your true heart. Even when I was here 10 years, I never was. Also, we're doing something really fun today, which is vlogging our day. We have such a busy day, you guys.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

836.345

Same with the show. They have filters on. They have technology. We need that technology.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

842.069

You're telling me after seeing my weight at the doctor's office. Yeah. We need technology. So the stories are actually really good today. I feel like we're gonna have some kind of complex dynamic combos. Classic us. So us to be so complex and dynamic. So without further ado-do-do-do-do. Where are you? Where are you? He's either in heaven or a dungeon in Brooklyn being someone's sex slave.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

868.99

Sad. Oh, I wonder if I'll see a rodeo while I'm here.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

871.552

Well, I hope so because he got groomed yesterday for you. Oh. So me and Ben, um,

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

878.695

send Romeo to like a grooming place and you know you always have doubts when you send like your children furry or otherwise to like a facility you're like are they abusing the dogs there you see these videos online and and you know every time we go we just like we acknowledge like maybe something's happening and like we just need to get over because he's got to get bathed and his nails so yesterday I was walking past the place while Romeo was there and they actually groom them in the window which I like like you can't be abusing a dog in a public storefront

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

904.654

And I looked my head in and oh my God, he is in love with this woman. And I actually went inside. I should have done this before. I met the woman who grooms him. Oh, she loves Romeo. She's like always doing Romeo. She showed me pictures of him in January. So I felt really good that like the daycare I'd been sending Romeo to isn't abusing the dogs. At least not my girl.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

923.1

Yeah. Or not your dog. Yeah, that's so true. Maybe some of the uggos. Yeah, but Rodeo gets special treatment.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

930.076

Special treatment. They sent him out in like a little bow. So I want him to look nice for you and your family. So you have to come see.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

939.738

We'll set it up. I'll have my people call your people. Ben will call Zach.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Now without further do-do-do-do-do, here are the Fast High Stories that you need to know. And the Fast Five stories that you need to know are brought to you by Booking.com.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

952.422

Booking.com. Yeah. We can do it together. So thank you to Booking.com for sponsoring today's episode of The Toast. Every time we use Booking.com to find a place to stay in the U.S., we know that they're going to have exactly what we're looking for. They have a huge variety of options from hotels to vacation rentals. And we know that we can find exactly what we're looking for.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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Not to be such annoying influencers.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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We have found Booking.com has something for everyone, including Jax, who's here on this New York City whirlwind tour. And, you know, tell me, you're booking a trip to New York. What are you looking for? And how is Booking.com helping you achieve those goals?

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

98.414

No, and like influencers and content creators only do like a day in the life when they're super busy.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

983.362

Well, thank you for asking, Claudia, because I'm looking for a very specific thing.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

988.426

You know, I just, I have needs. So first of all, neighborhood. Like I want to be near my coach and near my office because I always am coming into the office. Because you pay the rent here. And I'm working very hard at my office. So I, of course, search by neighborhood. And then I need, I need variety in rooms because I need space. A little kitchenette is always a plus. plus a fridge, a sink.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

1002.397

When we walk out to that song, because you know that's gonna be our new walkout song, like, sorry, Invincible by Kelly Clarkson, you've gotten the boot. That is a moment I cannot wait for.

The Toast

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No, seriously, the hardest part is getting a Spotify profile.

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Okay. And the stories are brought to you by State Farm. Thank you, State Farm, for sponsoring today's episode of The Toast. We know that the toasters can agree nothing feels better than a personal win. Like when you get your final piece of furniture delivered to your apartment, your home really feels complete.

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We have a distribution channel. Like what, what are we doing? Yeah. We also, we have original songs.

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Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. And also State Farm is there in any method you feel comfortable with. You can talk to a safe farm agent on their app, on their website. So if you're like a real tech swirly, perhaps you're the IT department of your small business as well. Or you're like more of a Jackie. You prefer to communicate IRL in person or over the phone like a grandmother.

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You could do all of that. They've really got all the toasters covered. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. That'll also have to go on our Spotify page, Toast Tunes. Of course. Today's episode is also brought to you by BetterHelp. We often hear about the red flags that we should avoid, but what if we focused more on looking for green flags in friends and in partners? I'm not sure.

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And that's why online therapy is so fabulous and BetterHelp is the best in the biz because you can talk to a therapist at... at your convenience in like the method you're most comfortable with. So some people like video chats, some people like phone call, you can text, whatever it is, they're available for you to make you comfortable.

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And you can discover your relationship green flags with better help. Visit better help.com slash toast today to get 10% off your first month. That's better help. H E L P.com slash toast, better help. Check it out at betterhelp.com slash T-O-A-S-T. Now, the thing I wanted to tell you was last night, you know, we're still watching Desperate Housewives. We got to the funniest episode.

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Tom and Lynette are doing couples counseling, and the therapist says that, like, after hours, she's like, oh, yeah, I do, like, community theater. They're like, oh, we'd love to come and, like, support. And they go see her in, like, some community production, and she's so bad that they can't take her advice seriously. Yeah. It was actually one of the funniest concepts.

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Me and Ben were cracking up so hard. It was so funny.

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So that was the first thing. The second thing was, I don't know if you know what today is. Do you know?

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She didn't say before 1030 a.m. Eastern time, though, which was disappointing.

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Because we could have been first and now we're going to be last.

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To read. And also for other people to break it down. Yeah, sometimes when news breaks on the toast and it's like really like dense.

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That's how I felt about Karen Huger yesterday. Like I wish I had time to process before I had to like give my opinion on my queen.

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No, no. You know also my favorite thing is getting live breaking news. Because I'm over here, I'm unplugged.

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Okay. Yeah, but, like, I feel like if the list breaks, like, immediately, like, the first, like, the biggest, like, three or five people, like, they'll do the work for us, the internet.

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You're kidding. You can bet on who's going to be on the flight logs?

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With Epstein specifically? No, me neither. But do you think that somebody being on a flight log is an automatic admission of pernicious, I don't know if that's the right word, peculiar pedophilic behavior? No.

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I agree, but that's the same way I feel about, like, all those Getty images of, like, Ghislaine Maxwell with different celebrities. Like, when you're a celebrity, like, and you're around really wealthy people, like, yeah, you go on each other's planes, you take pictures at events. It's not an admission of, like, oh, I knew you were a madam and you were hiring hookers for me.

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If you're going to and fro, to and fro from, what do they call the island? Little... pedophile island, what's like the colloquial term for it?

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Oh yeah, if you're going to and fro Epstein Island and you're not even coming back with so much as a tan, I'm suspicious.

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Do you know, yeah, hopefully whoever's like doing the stats will release like, here are the most famous people, but here are also the people who went the most times, the most frequent riders.

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I want frequency. Oh, fuck the alphabet here. Excel, sort by amount. If you were to take a look at my outfit, you would assume that I'm wearing a set, right? Yeah. Isn't it crazy that I'm not? I just happen to have this shirt and these pants that look, they're the same material, they're the same color. Are they both Spanx? No, my pants are from Revolve and my top is from Avara.

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I know, I feel like I'm hacking life.

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Right, Air Essentials. I feel like I'm walking around and everybody's like, oh, cute set. I'm like, you don't even know.

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You don't even know the ingenuity that went into picking out this look.

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Which also coincides, quite poetically, with National Chili Day.

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And it was like- No, I'm talking about, sorry, the audience loves it. And that's why we do it. To be the creator of the vlog is one of the worst experiences. It's a, well, it wasn't a try on vlog. Jackie was sharing all like the new clothes she got for spring, but-

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I guess it's really sad. I like I know we have to talk about Michelle Trachtenberg, but I actually was somebody who really was impacted by her work. I know a lot of our listeners were like I really loved her and I feel really sad. So I'm definitely procrastinating. But yes.

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Now everybody's sharing their favorite things. When I think of Michelle Trachtenberg, I know she was in a lot of things. But now that I'm looking at her career as a whole, she literally raised us from Harriet the Spy up until Gossip Girl. She was in Eurotrip. Ice Princess is my favorite fucking movie. She really did it all.

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We're living in a simulation. Now, I think that, like, national days are, like, the lowest form of human communication.

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Right. So I think that if you looked at her social media in recent years, you could tell that she physically looked different, whether she was struggling with illness or something wasn't clear. And so I didn't know until yesterday that she had recently undergone a transplant for a new liver. So it's just – it's so sad because she was so young and like really so full of talent.

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And I think she really – she really left her mark on a generation of young women that I would include myself in. And I just rewatched Gossip Girl, so she's very present. And I don't know, I just, sometimes when a celebrity dies, it really hits you. And this is just terrible.

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Yeah. Like, when I was a social media intern, my job was, like, literally making graphics for, like, National Margarita Day.

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Yeah, agreed. And I don't think about her a lot. So when I saw her name in the headlines, I'm like, oh, what's she up to? It certainly wasn't expected to see deceased.

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So sad. Blake Lively posted a tribute. Jenny Momsen.

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And a fun fact about Michelle Trachtenberg is she dated like my absolute celebrity crush when I was in high school. And I don't know if I really knew that she was a New Yorker. Like I associated her with New York because of Gossip Girl, but the fact that she still lives in New York. So she was obviously like a gal about town at the time.

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And when I was in high school, there was a basketball player on the Knicks called Danilo Gallinari. He was Italian. I don't think he spoke a lick of English. He was so fucking hot. Nowhere obsessed. And he no longer plays, but like he had a couple of years in New York where he was like pretty good. It's, he was kind of just like a, he was a guy about town.

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So hot. No, he was good. He was good. It wasn't like amazing, you know? Um, and they dated and she was like the only celebrity or like woman I ever saw him date. Um, And then I ran into him at the Faina like years ago. And I asked him to take a picture. And I was like actually being a freak. The way I was obsessed with this man. And she dated him. I believe there's like one photo of them together.

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And I loved that for her. Like Slay, it was such like a New York moment. And she was a queen for that. She was a princess, an ice princess. And I really, I wish her family well. She was a Jewish queen.

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I mean, Trachtenberg, like, we went to camp with her.

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Right, I need to find that picture of her and Danilo Gallinari just to, like, feel something again.

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I was so jealous at the time, but it also, like, because I'm crazy, gave me hope because, like, she was a brunette Jew. Like, that's obviously your type. That's obviously your type. Now, I can't even find one photo of them together. Maybe they were just spotted together.

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And the websites that, like... what's the word I'm looking for? Aggregate all the days. So like you could just pull up, be like, all right, what should I do for work today? Oh, it's National Lemons Day. It's National Muffins Day. But it is National Toast Day. And if we're not going to acknowledge that, like who will?

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Bleacher report. Gossip Girl star Michelle Trachtenberg dating Nick Stanillo Gallinari, according to New York Post report. She was 26 and he was 22. Oh, a younger man. Ooh. No, it was real. I guess they were never even spotted together. That's really crazy.

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Yeah, I guess I like AI generated like a photo in my head because there was one like specific one in mind. But I guess, I guess not.

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So was the dog dead? I wasn't getting like clear.

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Right. And I think a lot of people, because the police say there was no foul play, um, Suspected. Suspected, which is so crazy when two people are found dead. I think a lot of people are just jumping to the conclusion that they died of carbon monoxide poisoning, which happens a lot. Like if you're in the same house, which I do think would also take out a dog.

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That is a. Cause how, like it is suspicious by nature. You're both dead. He's 95. She's in her sixties.

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Yeah. If it's not foul play, but you're both found dead. I actually think people jumping to that conclusion is a pretty safe assumption. It's very common. It's more common than you would think. That's really crazy if that's what happened. And that's actually a great reminder to you and everyone. Check out your carbon monoxide alarm things.

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That's crazy. And I'm sure his breadth of work goes far beyond that one line in Heartbreakers, but he was 95, so I didn't see a lot of his work.

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Oh, I can't believe they didn't put Heartbreaker in there.

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Well, I don't know. It's disgraceful and shows a real lack of taste.

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That's what I was saying. Like he's so accomplished that Heartbreakers doesn't even crack the top 10. Yeah. That movie is so good.

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Yes. Support. And it's just it's such a fabulous film.

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He has a very familiar face. But when I saw his face, I automatically knew. I'm like, that's my boy. I feel like vomiting. And I do feel like vomiting. I do. I feel sad. Lots of death today. Those are like the worst stories to cover.

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Wait, I didn't know any of this. I didn't know where the sentence was going because you said extraterrestrial. And then you said Katy Perry. So I'm like, oh. Oh, her song. She's remixing.

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I'm like, oh, that's funny, Jackie. Good job. And then I'm like, wait, Gayle? Lauren? I did not know where the sentence was going from the moment you started.

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Right. I don't know. So I did want to acknowledge the space that we are in and, you know, kind of honor the national calendar in that way.

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Yes, I love when you read a story that I, like usually I know what we're gonna talk about or I've seen it on social media. I haven't even heard this story and I need to know how the three of these women got connected.

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I just want to say, if all these billionaires, it's the space race, they're all getting up there, doing their thing, and they're all like, I'm taking the first cancer patient, I'm taking the first dog, like, And so, like, I could see somebody say, I'm taking the first podcaster and sending me an invitation, right?

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The way I would never go on Blue Origin, like, it just gives, like, the janky vibes, that kind of Spirit Airlines energy. Like, I don't know. It's low-key kind of a crazy thing to do. I would soon go on Virgin. I would obviously go on SpaceX. Like, they're obviously best in the biz. And then I think I would go Richard Branson. Like, he would be my last, Jeff Bezos. I don't know why.

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His airline, he, like... he did it for the wrong reasons, right? He wants to like keep up with Elon. He wants to like be a billionaire, like be buff and like, yeah, I'm going to space too. He just does it for like really, I think shallow vapid reasons. And I think that it kind of gives submersible energy. Ooh.

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I think he's a nerd who's really interested in a lot of nerdy things. Not including space. Until he saw how much attention the other billionaires were getting. And he's now in this era of his life where he's doing things for attention. He doesn't go to Amazon every day and innovate. He gets on his boat. He wants to be a celebrity. He's hanging out with celebs. He's buffing up at the gym.

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He's thirsty. And so I think that this was a really... insincere project that he took on, not for the love of space travel. You can see when the other billionaires talk about space, like there's this curiosity there. He's doing it for really like shallow, he wants attention.

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Right, and she's putting on a space suit and like orbiting throughout.

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I'm so uninterested. Again, no one has offered me a ride and they probably never will. But if it, if I ever got an invitation, like the way I would never go, I think it's seriously the stupidest thing.

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Not only that, like if a podcaster is going to space, like that's the one that crashes. Like I just know it.

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Yeah. I'm just saying, like, I could see someone being like, I could see Brian getting a seat and being like, do you want to come?

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And no, I don't. Like, don't ask me. I'm not going.

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Is it a spoof or it's like a real movie?

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And they're all like trying to do these, not branded, but like categorize.

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Yeah, no. Okay, maybe I would go as the fattest. But, like, it's just lame. It's really the Space Race is giving, like, dick measuring contest. And Jeff Bezos, for some reason, is giving me, like, smallest dick energy. Like, he was last to the... to the race. He is doing it for the wrong reasons. Like, I don't think he knows, like nerds have a lot of different interests. His was clearly tech.

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And I don't think like he's into space. I think he does it because he wants to keep up with everyone.

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And I think that's you painting with a broad brush.

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Let's ask Kendall Jenner. She's totally like, are aliens real? She totally like takes like a private plane and like goes to Area 51. Being like, wait, did you guys hear that?

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I feel like it's a way to make news, but they probably did film a bunch of stuff, but I don't think there's a feature film, like an hour and a half long movie that was made.

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Yeah, and so... Are all nominees getting the same bag, like from the audio mixer to the supporting actor? That's a great question. Does the audio mixer get this bag? Does the audio mixer get the home renovation? Because that's, I've heard, you know, every year they share this and it's always like really luxury trips and products, but I've never heard of a free home renovation.

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And does Best Documentary International Short get that?

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Oh, I wouldn't either. Like sometimes it's like when you win a car that if you win a car on a TV show, it could seriously put you in jail. Like how it could bankrupt you. Oh yeah. I would only accept the things I plan on using.

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It's also funny because when you get a gift bag from an event, you like think like you're walking out with like a tote. And this is not a, I'm sure it's not even a physical gift bag. Like it's not at the event.

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They probably deliver it to your house in like a pargy basket. Yeah.

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Right. And that's why they always say like it's truly an honor to be nominated because it is. That's half the battle. It is.

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Again, are we sure this isn't a really elaborate marketing campaign?

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slash toast make sure to use that link joinbuilt.com slash toast so you can start earning points on your rent payments today joinbilt.com slash toast so before we get into the fifth and final story still no Epstein list but um I just saw something about the Gene Hackman death there were actually three dogs in the house one passed away with them two others survived oh that's really crazy yeah

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Oh, is that like a partnership?

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They're still in like the phase of growing their family.

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Right. And you'd love to see like a healthy marriage, keeping the spark alive. It's really such a good example for kids. And I do think that if you are like a young family where you have to like explain to your kids that like mommy's pregnant and like not not the birds and the bees, but like the beginnings, you know. This is a fabulous tool for that.

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Yeah, they're just, like, they're these fictional families that exist exactly how they are.

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I am so shocked that you chose this as a story only because Meghan Markle posted on social media yesterday. And I thought for sure, like you were burned.

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I watched the video and there was like nothing to say about it. So I was curious if you were going to choose it. And like you had some theory that you saw.

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It was just a montage of clips. You didn't miss anything. Okay, so, I mean, I prefer Peppa.

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Shaking that thang for Daddy Pig late at night. Mommy pig's on all fours. Oink, oink, bitch. Get over here. Bing, bong, bing, bong, bing, boom. You didn't know she was throwing it in a circle like that. I didn't know she was throwing that cooter for daddy pig. And you know what? It's really inspiring as somebody who's building my own family.

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And, you know, you worry, of course, like, what's going to happen to my marriage? Yeah. You think, like, my marriage has been this way for eight years. And is it going to change? Will I stop being the priority? That obviously is, like, my biggest fear. Like, will Ben like the baby more than me? For sure. Yeah.

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And it's nice to see like a really healthy example of a good all-American family, even though I believe they're British.

The Toast

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Yeah, I have no issues with that. And you know who would love that? King George.

The Toast

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maybe peppa pig yeah she's like is the 1776 reincarnated spirit of king george who lost it all and the son is named george oh my god i'm telling you peppa pig is a colon colonizer i was gonna say it's giving colonization it is but that's a topic for another day today we celebrate the simcha okay but peppa pig is canceled Get her colonizing fat ass out of here.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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Unfortunately, this year I will be home for National Margarita Day. I will not be able to celebrate.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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Codgers and Peppers. Peppers Pinkers. Peppers. And you guys have the Peppa Pig Tony, right?

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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yeah yeah i i've been there for and we all dance it's so nice when i think about like how i won't have to invest in technology like that because like i am a tony you know oh do you know that there are tonys and someone told me to do this and this is a i did know this there are tonys that are called creative tonys where you can record stuff so like if you're traveling or something you could good morning girlies so we could put our song on a tony

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National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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That's an amazing question. I don't know why it would. Oh, speaking of you being amazing, we have to issue a correction from yesterday's episode. Karen Ugar was on her fourth DUI. Not her second.

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That's going to be hard not to curse for 25 minutes. We could edit it.

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National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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Oh, I love that. That's actually brilliant, like thinking for the future.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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Okay, Olivia. Should we dive into Summer House recap? We should dive. Okay, so new episode of Summer House. Obviously like the big thing is Kyle versus Paige, which I am obsessed with, by the way, because I feel like Kyle gets away with so much and like sort of a lot of the Summer House castmates, especially people who have been on for a while, it's just sort of the,

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National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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it's just like this accepted thing that you have to like suck Kyle's ass. And I love to see Paige questioning that. Like never stop asking why.

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But he's not someone you want to champion.

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So before that, we meet the new man, Imrul, and we also see Danielle, which was... She was like, I've missed so much. Seriously, it's been one weekend. You've missed one weekend.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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Yeah, and it was unclear because she just showed up one day, but is she staying the weekend? Yeah. Or is she just visiting?

The Toast

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She's kind of giving like senior who graduated who comes back.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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Okay. And that July 4th party, I just feel like there's, I said this last week, but I feel like it was actually really obvious this week, the growing divide between like the younger castmates and the older ones, because like they shut down the party. It was still light out.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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Yeah. So that really makes sense why. And I believe she was booked yesterday. Like she's literally in prison.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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And then like everybody gets in bed, but like all the young people are on the couch, like still drinking, hanging out, Lexi and people like to be Jesse. I've seen so much Jesse Solomon hate.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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Yeah, I didn't think she was being unreasonable and asking that, but I'm saying I'd seen a lot of like negative Jesse Solomon before that. Now I'm like, well, you're not serious. Like at first I was such a champion. I'm like, yes, like go get married. Who cares if you're going so fast?

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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But then like the fact that she just said, like, if you're going to get to know me, like, let's just get to know each other. I don't think that's unreasonable at all.

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National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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Of course they are. And like, it was funny. And like, he did it for like a bit. Like, I think he left one comment and people loved it. So it was just like something he did for the fans.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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And then people started shipping him and it was like, Kyle's the worst. Like, look at this nice guy. It was funny and cute. But like, no, if you are actually seeing someone, if Ben was like leaving comments, like, and she didn't even say stop leaving comments. She was like, just change your words a little bit to like, you look beautiful in that dress. Yeah. Yeah.

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National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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I thought nothing she said or requested was even remotely unreasonable. I thought she was actually really, like, measured in her requests. And the fact that he, that's where he lost me. Because up until this point, people were, like, hating, love bombing Jessie. Like, who cares? It's cute. Now I'm like, no, this is weird.

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National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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And then when she leaves and she's fresh out the slammer, I'm coming back home to Ray. Do you think Ray is going to stick it out? It's hard to have a partner in prison.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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Now, I want to talk about Enroll because I like that they're bringing in someone who is young, who is single, who is hot. But like people who nonstop talk about how much sex they have. I was like, OK, so you're a virgin.

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National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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And that conversation between him and Wes about like, what are people from Bangladesh called? And he was like, Bengali. He was like, oh sweet, yeah, I love that. Like, okay. You love that? Okay, that's awesome. He's like, oh yeah, like Bengali tiger, I love that. Like as if Imrul made it up, like I love that. Like that's just the word.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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No, not at all. I don't think that's why he was brought

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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yes yes like even like think about the people who are in the house Kyle of course like is with Amanda but um he's not like a even Carl and Lindsay now that Carl's just like at the party doing the scavenger hunt although I do want to say I want to get that actually that made me like him a little bit like because it is an awkward thing like she's doing this household thing and what are you gonna do sit in the corner and cry so the fact that he not only participated but took it really seriously I actually like liked that so much me too but that's next week right

The Toast

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Oh, is it? Yeah. I might not be thinking of the previews.

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That's very true. That's very true. I forgot about those dark years where they had to move out of the Potomac zip code.

The Toast

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Still in love with him. And I know, because I remember seeing a preview, like, down the line, there's, like, you know, more drama with Ciara and, like, Jesse Solomon flirting or something. And I really hope Ciara stops dating guys in the house. Because I feel like on Winter House, like, with the Austin stuff, and then that bled into Summer House with Danielle and Lindsay, like...

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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She dates like the single Bravo guys and expects something different than what we're going to get from these like 40 year old bachelors. And it's heartbreaking to see because you champion her so much because she's really sweet. She's just looking for love and she's still looking in the wrong places.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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And I want to say, I was a big hater of Weenie West during the reunion. We coined the term Weenie West. I've moved on. I think he adds a lot to the show. I think he's really funny. And I think we're less and less, because the cast is really starting to separate into two groups, those that get into bed and those that hang out and party and go out and drink.

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National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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And Wes is a cornerstone of keeping that young group alive. So he's a real necessary part of the show. He's a good... Reality Star, like, that hot dog thing was hilarious. Like, they're doing, like, it's good. It's good. And I've seen so much hate for, like, the new young cast members. Like, the Bravo fans do not like the young girls, the young guys. So just Lexi and Bailey? Lexi, Jesse, and Wes.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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Like, they don't like this... sort of new generation of stars coming in the house. And I disagree. And you know I'm such a hater when new people come. I'm always like, go back to the originals. Like I'm so stubborn. I think that Bravo has actually done a very good job of keeping the show. Like I said, you have to cycle people in and cycle people out. And I think they've done a great job.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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And even though Bailey doesn't work out, Lexi's great.

The Toast

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With Wessie and Jess being last season.

The Toast

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Jesse and Wes last season. I think Lexi will stick around. So for so long, they couldn't keep a single guy in the house. And when you think of all the people who came in and out, it was so hard to find guys. Lexi is a fabulous addition. I think that they're doing like what they couldn't do with Vanderpump Rules. I think they're doing it quite well. I'm surprised to see so much hate.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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Well, that's the other thing. I hate to blame Ray because it was Karen's fault. But a woman should never be driving herself at night.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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we need to talk about Paige and Lindsay like being friends and shopping together for baby clothes. It's all I ever wanted. It's all we've ever wanted. It was really beautiful to see and I love and I just I love so many things about it. Like I loved this auntie role that Paige like immediately fell into and just the whole thing made me so happy. And I just love this season of life for Lindsay.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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Like we liked Lindsay before we were like Lindsay apologist, but she's always been like somebody you had to defend and be like, yeah, she's crazy. But, but this era of her life so suits her. She's so beautiful, like carrying and looking and it's just a joy to watch.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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Yep. Then there was the rooftop party. I can't believe we haven't even spoken about. I can't believe how everybody shows up to these things. Like a rooftop summer party, like packed with people such like, you know, Paige was seriously dying not to go. Just like looks so horrible.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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just to watch this 47 year old man DJ for like a beverage company that he like uses like a knife and like stabs everybody with. I couldn't believe everybody showed up. Like that's so nice. And that's kind of what Paige was alluding to. Cause she like, you know, she puts up with this bullshit. She does things she doesn't want to do. She makes no money off of this company.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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And I think for Paige, who has really steadily gone from being a reality star to a true celebrity and a really influential person, she just did a huge campaign with Malibu Rum or something. She gets paid for this. And so maybe it's starting to bother her a little bit more, plus the text messages were just like, are you fucking kidding me? I loved everything she said.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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He's supposed to be there as a guardian angel. He's an older gentleman, so he knows better. He's wiser. He didn't do his part. I definitely blame Ray. And that's the toxic Karen Huger stan in me. And think about what she might have been driving away from.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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And then we didn't like the spritz and the Craig of it all. But beyond that, it's like, are you kidding me? Like how, how dare you even say one crossword to me after all I do for you? And I never complain.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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ad with another brand truly yeah and that's kind of been like the like she had said that and the internet knew that that partnership she did i believe it was was with truly was like a big part of him trying to get her fired and his favorite thing kyle like every time he gets accused of that is like what are you talking about like how does q score everybody knows how does q score how does q score how does q score and when your reality star like bravo does like um

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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focus groups and testing and they get, you get like a likability score. And if people really like you, that's your Q score. It goes up, it goes down. Having a negative Q score, obviously like sucks, but it doesn't mean that you get fired. Like people need to be disliked. People need villains. So Kyle's flawed, like reason, well, I didn't get her fired. She had a bad Q score.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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So did Lisa Rinna for many years. And like, you're a necessary part of the show.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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And so he should just be fired.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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He uses that metric like he thinks people don't understand it. So like, well, she had a low Q score. Of course she got fired. Actually, a low Q score is not everybody can have a high Q score. That's a boring show. No, it's a sign of interest. Right, exactly. Controversially, you're a little radioactive. So he loves to use that when it's actually not true.

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Welcome back to the toast. Hey, Jax. How you doing?

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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And so it's just kind of crazy because the thing he's being accused of with Hannah from years ago is exactly what's happening now with Craig and Spritz. And Craig is not even a cast member on this show.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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So I understand, first of all, Paige being like, don't crawl up my ass for things other people did. Like, that I agree with her completely. Like, I hate when people are mad at you for something somebody you know did. Like, bitch, get off my ass. This isn't me. Especially with how much I fucking do for you and I don't say anything about it. So now that you brought it up, let's talk about it.

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National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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The way we've totally flipped on DUIs, like they're the most despicable thing. And now we're like, well, what were they running from?

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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No, it's so true. When she said, when have you ever supported anything I've done? It's so true. Think about all the things they do. They're writing a book. She has a podcast. She goes on tour. She's a huge Amazon Live contributor. She does a ton of fashion stuff. When have you literally ever even left a nice comment?

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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You don't support, but I have to be over here doing like millions of dollars in free advertising for you and your company just for me to get yelled at for one thing that my friend and boyfriend did that you don't like. She's so justified in being activated. Like, and I need her to go harder.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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Yes, there's a lot of complex dynamics. One, Amanda, but two, you know, Kyle being like the OG, um, I think he like, he's not a producer by any, but he definitely has like, if there's a hierarchy, he's at the top of it. He works with production, like on getting people cast. So he has power that other people don't have.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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So you have to like walk this line with Kyle and, you know, being his friend and his adversary while also trying to maintain your job. So for, and I feel like in the beginning, like the work is twins and Steven, they were all trying to say that, but like they all just got fired, you know?

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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But now there are all these other castmates who are like, Paige is not going to get fired. Like she can say whatever the fuck she wants.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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But his sort of, the imbalance of power gives him, room to act certain ways. And that's why people put up with a lot of the shit that he does. Whereas if it was any other regular cast mate, like imagine Danielle and her fashion app.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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Coming up page. I can't believe you're doing Amazon live. Like that's how, that's what it is. Right. So why can't she say that? But Kyle can.

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National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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By the way, not that I would ever, because like I barely drive, but if I ever got a DUI, I don't know how I could show my face on this podcast again. You could never show your face again. And I have no plans to drink and drive, but that's also one thing that will guarantee you guys I will never, because I couldn't face the public backlash.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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This isn't a lover boy sponsored show.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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And they're still getting yelled at. Right.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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It's insane. Paige is so justified. Two-faced? You think I'm two-faced? I'm so ready.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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I also love to see Paige and Hannah having each other's back so much because I feel like because of that like power imbalance when Hannah got fired you still have to like walk a certain line because Paige was still trying to keep her job and that's her best friend and she wants to defend her to Hannah.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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I mean to Kyle but then also you know Amanda's her best friend and now I feel like Paige is at a real point where like she can defend her friend so wholeheartedly without giving a fuck because she has nothing to lose.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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And that must feel really good for Hannah too. And I love that Hannah is still being talked about on this show. You just know she fucking lives for it. They tried to destroy her life. They almost did. They almost did. And you know she just fucking lives for this shit. That is so funny. It really is. It's kind of a Phoenix rising from the ashes type of story, which you love to see.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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So the big kerfuffle is next week between Kyle and Paige. And let me tell you, Kyle is not a worthy adversary. Like he, Paige is so intellectually, like she's a good fighter.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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She uses her words well. She doesn't fight a lot. So when she does, she's mad. Yeah. He is not a worthy adversary for her.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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Yeah, he can barely string two words together. Like I'm so looking forward to the verbal annihilation that will occur.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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That's going to be fun to watch.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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Yes, we will. Tomorrow is the last episode of the week. We've got Queenie and Weenie. We've got Southern Charm recap. And then the new episodes of Love is Blind, I think, released tomorrow. So we'll have the weekend to watch them. And that will be Monday. I feel like we're watching so much TV these days. It's like that season of the year where a lot of shows are on.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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Excuse me, rewind the tapes. I just said tomorrow we have Southern Charm. Oh, you did?

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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Yes, you were. And I just want you to know, like, it is now in my brain as a part of our weekly schedule. Like, it won't be forgotten.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

4213.641

Oh, I thought you were saying Paige and Craig, too.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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Yeah, you guys would stop listening to this podcast, and I actually would agree with you.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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All right, so that's good. One thing you can count on is I'm not going to drink and drive, mostly because I really don't drive much. And if I am in a car, Ben's driving.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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No, no. And I've been like in places where like you're drinking and it's so hard to get home. And like, not that I understand, but like I see how somebody could make such a bad decision because it's not so easy.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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In New York, like it actually would be harder for me to drink and drive myself home than it would be like drink and take a taxi, drink and take an Uber, drink and like literally hail a gypsy cab. Like there's a million ways.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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She did. She's like one of the few people who like, she put me in a tough spot.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

485.609

Yeah. I'm sorry for Karen. She's literally in jail.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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And the reckless abandon, which she acted with, you know, I'm sorry for a lot.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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And we're gonna talk about Michelle Trachtenberg, which is so sad, but there's also another developing celebrity death news. I don't know if it's a story, but I did wanna- Gene Hackman.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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A lot of people maybe don't know who Gene Hackman is. And I don't know if I would know. He's a 95 year old actor. So he's like a little bit before our time. But if you guys know Jackie and I, you know how much Gene Hackman means to us because we are obsessed with quoting his line from our favorite movie starring Sigourney Weaver and Jennifer Love Hewitt and Gene Hackman called Heartbreakers.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

537.858

And right before he has a heart attack, he says, I feel like vomiting. And we say it. all the time.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

556.206

Yeah. So just wanted to make a cultural reference, a toasty reference.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

570.239

No, this is not. This is the pre-Fast Five banter where it really goes down.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

584.091

Oh, okay. Well, did Brutus get my... I sent out PR boxes. Did you get it?

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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Okay, because I am a brand ambassador for a pet wellness brand called Wagwell, and I actually feel like Bruno is kind of my target demo. He has a very high stress life. He does. And I think between the skincare products, the supplements, the treats that are made with really premium ingredients, I think if Bruno could post about my PR box, I would appreciate that.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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Devoid of meaning? I, too, have a lot of things I need to cover. I actually wrote them down in a little note on my phone, okay? One, Summer House. Obviously, we both watched. Not us, like, being the main characters. That's one. Two, I wanted to update everyone. Jackie and I have made the executive decision to upload our theme song to Spotify.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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Yeah, you can let him know. Like, I know that the box was, like, delivered and signed for, and he didn't post about it.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

648.305

Oh, you know, it's 50 degrees in New York. So I was going to say, even though it's National Chili Day, like, I actually can't really make a chili.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

665.959

And why have you decided to, like, torture yourself in making your own sauce when, like, Rayo's exists?

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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And, like, maybe for a special occasion.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

688.231

Oh, you know, I meant to call you. I don't know how long ago it was, but you gave me like just in case for a rainy day, if anything ever were to happen, a little bit of sourdough starter. And I thought when I had gestational diabetes that like that would be the time where I started because you said that it's like literally the only thing you can eat.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

708.084

So I obviously don't have gestational diabetes. Thank God. Thank God. Thank God. But I did just take a look at the sourdough starter this morning and it's black.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

732.462

No. So should I just leave? No. Should I just leave it black?

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

753.681

No, not at all. I was cleaning out my fridge, curious. And I saw this black liquid. If you're not going to use it. No, it makes me think of you. And it's in one of the little containers. Of baby food jars. Of baby food jars. And it's just like, oh, my family's in my fridge. Hey, guys. I wave to you every time I open the door.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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No, Ben and powders, because you know he takes his AG1 every morning. I find little green mountains of powder all over my house. I can't take it, so no. And two, not only the powder, but the sheer amount of utensils required to get a loaf in the oven. I just know that. No, he's not set out for it. What's that bread whisk? The dough whisk. The dough whisk.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

800.445

That would become the bane of my existence. The scale, the basket. I'm not interested in all the accessories.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

816.793

Like I, I just, I can't, I can't go there right now.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

836.249

Yeah. Like it's just, I know like homemade wares are so much better for you and they taste so much better. Like I'm so tired, you know?

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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It has... On its way, two to five business days, they say. So just monitor that. We'll let you guys know. Your kids can listen to it in the car. And I do think that this is the beginning of like a beautiful musical journey for us. Cause now that we have like, and we have our own official like artist page. I did the whole thing.

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National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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And we're getting all our brand mentions in. It's so true. And none of it is sponsored.

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National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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But when you live as authentically as we do and you integrate all your sponsors into your everyday life, it's such a seamless, synergized community.

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National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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And the fast five stories you need to know. You do do do do do. By the way, maybe because that was Samantha's song. I actually made a TikTok about it this morning and people were like coming at me in the comments being like, this was my favorite. And I agree. I actually think in terms of like what song I liked the most.

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National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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And we can use it. Are you ready for it? The Fast Five, because that's the best part of the song. The Fast Five stories you need to know. Brought to you by, right?

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National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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It's a gargi-pargi morning with Jackie O and Turteloo. Like it was really good. Like it was a hard choice. It was. It really, really was. And my friend called me this morning and he was like, I can't stop singing the song. And I said to him, and tell me if you feel this way, but you live in Florida and I live in New York, but it does feel like everybody in New York is singing that song.

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National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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Like I'm telling you, I just, everywhere I go, they're like singing it.

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National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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It's a Garchee Parchee morning. It's a Garchee Parchee morning. With Jackie O and Terny Lou. Girly swirlies gather around every day with us.

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National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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Oh, and you know what I was thinking about this morning? What? The next Gizno live podcast that we do, where we have our own song, and I think the next Gizno we've decided that we're gonna do is in December. So we have a whole ass year for people to listen to the podcast, learn the song, love the song.

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National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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So once we have our own page on Spotify, like what's stopping us from releasing original music covers, things of that nature.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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I don't get a cut of it. That's N-Log.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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Too lazy to like parse it out.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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Okay, everyone head over to N-Log.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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They like went to the mall, they went to Costco, they went everywhere like looking for caviar. They were out so late with Charlie. And when he came home, like he just looked like- He was acting weird. He just looked like a different child. Like he smelled like the mall, he just smelled different. So he was Steven.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Our first story, Oscar nominations delayed, but here. So here are the Oscar nominees and we have our official Oscars correspondent. And I have to be honest with you. Like if you really want to be taken seriously in this space, which you're doing the work and you should be, you're going to have to watch Amelia Perez because it's leading the pack with 13 nominations. Just letting you know.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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It is so crazy. I can't believe that it got nominated for an Oscar and it got nominated for the most Oscars. You guys, if you haven't seen clips from this movie, you absolutely need to.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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The vibe I get is that it's genuine and that's what makes it like- That's what's so crazy about it. Yeah, empowering.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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No, you're just busy. You're like sure of yourself. You're busy. You're sure of yourself.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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The thing is like, nobody really fucks with this movie, which is why the amount of nominations that it's getting is really so crazy. It's like offensive to a lot of people.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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It also does not seem good. It seems like a joke.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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No, not at all. They are leading. 13 nominations. So here are the nominees for Best Picture. Anora-

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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The Brutalist. Remains to be seen. A Complete Unknown.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Could you see that being the best picture?

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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No. And now, you know how sometimes like kids wake up from a long nap and they like, look like they've grown a little bit. They look a little different. Like that. I feel like that just happens with kids. So every time he's like doing something a little bit different, we call him Steven. Like he woke up from a nap the other day and he was such a Steven.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Yeah. But this category is bigger than the globes. Like we're only halfway through Amelia Perez. I'm still here. Nickel boys, the substance wicked. Yeah.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Best actress. Cynthia Erivo, Wicked. Carla Sofia Gascon, Amelia Perez. Mickey Madison, Onora. No. To me, more The Substance, Fernanda Torres, I'm Still Here. Based on what I've seen... The substance, like seriously, she was incredible. I wanted me to get it. And hopefully like Cynthia Erivo could win for next Wicked.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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And it's like nice knowing that she has, she'll have another shot for part two of Wicked.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Best actor, Adrian Brody, The Brutalist, Timothee Chalamet, A Complete Unknown, Coleman Domingo, Sing Sing, Ralph Fiennes, Conclave.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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He should just be glad I didn't call him Ralph Fiennes.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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When you say it, it sounds familiar. Oh my God, for sure. Everybody knows Ralph Fiennes. Like America's sweetheart, Ralph Fiennes. Sebastian Stan, The Apprentice. You'll have to do some work there. Because I feel like it's going to be Adrian Brody. Yeah, so you're gonna see The Brutalist. Yeah.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Next, best supporting actress, Monica Barbaro, A Complete Unknown. Oh, that's the girl who was sitting with Elle and Kylie.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Who people say looks like a mixture of Elle and Kylie. Right. That's our girl. Ariana Grande, Wicked. Felicity Jones, The Brutalist. Isabella Rossellini, Conclave, Zoe Saldana, Amelia Perez.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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I just want to say something crazy that I haven't said yet, even though the only movie I've seen out of all of these is Wicked. Just let it be known. I didn't say it should win Best Picture, and I didn't say that Cynthia should win. I think Ariana should win.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Especially because it's best supporting. So like the bar is already a little lower and she is a lead. So she did so much. And she was so amazing. I agree. Not that Cynthia wasn't, but like, I don't know. I could not take my eyes off of Ari. And I think this, mostly because this category is a little less competitive than the ones Cynthia's in.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Best Supporting Actor. Who cares? Yeah. Anyone from Conclave? Anyone from Conclave? No. Or The Substance? No. Okay, I don't care. Best Director. Anora, Brutalist, Complete Unknown, Amelia Perez, The Substance. Just noteworthy that John M. Chu did not get nominated for Best Director.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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I would agree with that. So that's why I'm not stepping in like I did.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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ferrari yeah then the only other category i'm usually interested is best original songs because they and did you see they're removing performances they announced that yesterday too well i'm not mad because like aside from elton john i don't need to see any of these who are they wasn't nominated like she usually was el mal amelia prez the journey the six triple eight like a bird sing sing me camino amelia prez never too late elton john i guess like

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Of course we have a Cyrus family story. We are so invested in the family Cyrus for so many reasons. Like it's our childhood, it's also entertainment, but it's not something that I've like reached at all fatigue on in terms of developments. It is a Thursdayry, which is also like a My House joke. You know, I get my wires crossed in terms of there are things like inside jokes.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Rockabye baby. Yeah. However, it's not actually. It's actually like a different. When the wind blows, the cradle will fall. As the bough breaks, the cradle will fall.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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No, but it's like meant to be something sweet. Like baby used to swing on a tree and then when they come out, it means they're too big. It like broke and now they're a big kid. Something like that. I guess it's just all about your perspective. I read a reinterpretation recently.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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yeah is that like a huge shiva baby oh i would just i would love oh wait oh here do you want to watch shiva baby it's while at a jewish funeral service with her parents a college student has an awkward encounter with her sugar daddy and her ex-girlfriend i have to tell you something about this movie hold on let me just classic shiva stuff

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Oh, I didn't have expectations set on myself.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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She was a question on the test. Diana Agron is in Shiva Baby. Maybe I would watch that if you want to get to know Rachel Sanat.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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No, I feel like she works like she, her IMDb is definitely stacked, but I think she's like- She does like small art projects.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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I agree. Are you ready for our next story? I am. Billy Ray Cyrus's family is genuinely worried after his disastrous inauguration performance, his son Trace says.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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We've been known. Not today. But I'm glad that you've done another assessment and realized that you are who you are. I'm glad you came to that conclusion. I am who I am. I am who I am. Did you have that on your SAT also? Did you take that ACT? Are you a freak like that?

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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So his son Trace Cyrus put out a statement expressing concern. It's almost like an open letter. Yeah, expressing concern for Billy Ray. And I think that like doing it in the public was just meant to really like, shh. Shake Billy.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Yeah. He said, since my earliest memories, all I can remember is being obsessed with you and thinking you were the coolest person ever. I wanted to be just like you. The day you adopted me was the happiest day of my life. Sadly, the man that I wanted so desperately to be just like, I barely recognize now. It seems this world has beaten you down and it's become obvious to everyone but you.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Me and the girls have been genuinely worried about you for years, but you've pushed all of us away. Noah desperately has wanted you to be a part of her life and you haven't even been there for her That's your baby girl. She deserves better. Somehow, just like me, she still idolizes you, though. We are all hanging on to memories of the man we once knew and hoping for the day he returns.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Of course they are. Of course they are. That band name does not have good SEO.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Well, one hit wonders. We could say that.

The Toast

SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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I know I can't say, I was gonna say, was it Boys Like Girls? But I was gonna say that, but I know no one will believe me.

The Toast

SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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I just want to say, like, I know you won't believe me, but I was going to guess that Metro Street opened for boys like us.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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No, actually, no, I don't remember Element.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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I think he would have loved that, and he would have, like, totally, he would have been like, I called it. Like, I think Shakespeare saw himself as being someone that would inspire generations of music and prose.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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All I have to say is in vino veritas. 100%. In wine there is truth.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Are you ready for our next story? Number three. Yeah. So this is a story that's been like swirling for a while. It seemed a little it seemed a little unbelievable. But now the truth about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's divorce book has been revealed.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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So a Vanity Fair cover story published last week alleged that Meghan's team had quietly held talks with an unnamed publishing house to gauge interest in the idea for the book.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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No, I saw it a bunch of times, but I was just like, there's no way.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Well, so that article has been like circulating for a while that she was shopping around this divorce book, which I just found to be like highly unbelievable. And now a source was worked closely with the couple told page six that Megan and Harry know that they are tied together. Their value is in being a couple. Even if they wanted to split, they couldn't.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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And honestly, they are obsessed with each other. They're just two narcissists. This person said, um, however, it does appear that the, um, they just put feelers out to see what, if a divorce book would be interesting to people.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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No, about divorce from him. It's like, we'll get, that's why I don't believe it. It's like, we would get divorced if people will buy this book. What about your actual life? And then this article also says they do, they are obsessed with each other. So it's like, you would just like do it for a bit for content. They are running out of things to talk about.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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They've really like sold every single part of their personal lives and their history. But- That feels really crazy to me.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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That's so crazy. I thought it would be like him going to jails and interviewing actual sociopaths.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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But like world leaders and influencers like Mark Zuckerberg, it's like, hey, sociopaths, how'd you get here? Yeah. No one would ever, that would never happen.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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But I also think that the SAT has the writing portion. ACT doesn't have writing and instead it has like science or something. So it has like one.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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So no, this was crazy to me that like they would maybe get divorced for a book deal. I genuinely like don't.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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because that's so crazy to me that two people would do that especially like two people who seem to be very much in love and they are bound to one another like i i have a hard time believing it but um the publishing insider said they're worth more together it doesn't benefit them to be apart they have all their deals together i think the random house deal is much like the netflix deal netflix just said yes to everything because they wanted to get the docuseries harry and megan so they said okay we'll take the polo show and see what happens with megan's lifestyle show

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Oh, it would be interesting, but it's not lasting. Like what do you do after that? They need to find something lasting, not just like a moment in time. And they've really excavated every part of their own and shared history and So they do need to think about like what's next.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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And I do think that they're stronger together because you can justify all of the things that they did that you might've not liked because they were in love and protecting one another. If it turns out that they couldn't even make it not even five years on the outside, like what was this all for? So interesting. But it also was reminding me of these rumors that are swirling.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Have you seen the rumors that the Obamas are splitting up?

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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I disagree with that. I think that- Whether you like it or not, that is your job in this country. You go to those things. I just assumed she had a good reason for not going, whether it was something going on with her. I assumed she just had reason, not because she didn't feel like going.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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You don't think Hillary Clinton feels that way?

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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I guess, no. She had a position. And people also were probably saying like she didn't go to the inauguration because she didn't want to support Trump. But that doesn't explain why she didn't go to Jimmy Carter's funeral. She has been noticeably absent from public life. So it led people to wonder. Right. I don't think it's as like simple as like she's over it. Cause I just, that's.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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when you're like a former first lady, like there are just things that you do. And I think, and she's done them in the past. So I don't think it's sad. I just thought maybe there was like something going on in her life that was, or something with the kids where she just could not go.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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And that was enough for me, but it's shining a light on like these marital issues that people are saying that they are having and that they are splitting up. And then tier two of the, tier two of the series.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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That's why if you get extra time on the ACT, like congratulations, you're going to Harvard.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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No, I had not heard anything close to that. But then in the days since she said that, I've seen a lot of people talking about it and like people that I respect and that don't just like say like baseless crazy things. And now this morning, Jennifer Aniston has turned off her comments.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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You see it? Yeah, I see it. That's not so crazy.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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An announcement of her new relationship. If I'm Michelle.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Well, I feel like the rumors that I'm seeing, it's that not only it's, they are splitting up and he's with Jennifer now. It said they've been living separate lives for a long time. Like Michelle might have a boyfriend as well. Like I don't think it was necessarily cheating as more so moving on.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Even though I think he's married. But I do feel like if the Obamas split, then like Meghan and Harry might copy them.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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But someone has to tell them that they are not them.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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They weren't even at the birthday party. Like for me, that was when I was like, they're not anywhere. Yeah.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Agreed. But anyways, just that was one I didn't see coming this week, even though it hasn't come yet. It's just rumors.

The Toast

SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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So the ACT- I feel like I even know who it is.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Yeah. Because you like, that's how big of a deal it was.

The Toast

SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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I actually think more people take the ACTs these days. I think the SAT has been like canceled.

The Toast

SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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You're welcome, Jolie. Our next story, little Vanderpump rules, Nules. Nules. Nules. Allie Luber announces that she has split from James Kennedy after his domestic violence arrest. So she put out a statement clarifying their relationship status and the details of the incident. She said, thank you all for your support and kindness.

The Toast

SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Like us taking the SATs is really giving away our age.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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I am happy that prosecutors decided not to file against James as I never desired criminal charges. We had an argument outside of his home related to him drinking again. However, I was not physically hurt. I was shocked by the headlines and disheartened by how the event was portrayed. We are no longer together, but I'll always support James and wish him the best with his sobriety and healing.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Thank you for understanding. So there's a lot in there.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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I feel like it could have been, but I feel like for James being on his own, like is part of being at rock bottom. I feel like when he has someone to lean on, like he can just sort of put a bandaid on stuff. So if he's like really at the bottom and needs to get sober and like take a lot of time to like be sober, It's better if he has to, it's a journey you can only go alone.

The Toast

SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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You can't do it for someone else. You can't do it because someone else is making you. So I think he has to do it on his own. But I'm glad to know that like the incident, that was pretty vague in the details when we reported on it. So it was hard to know the severity of it. Like I'm glad that she was fine. Like he did not physically hurt her and that they're no longer together.

The Toast

SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Yeah, and I think she always has been. And she's there as much as he will lean on her. You can only help someone as much as they want. Yeah. So it's nice to know that he has friends that he could go to. But again, it's something that he has to do. In the early days, by himself. No one can do it for him.

The Toast

SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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No, she never worked at Sir cause she still was doing birth charts. I, yeah, I like her as a TV character. Like she had like a good eye on things, a good take on things. Yeah, she did. Like I liked her interviews and I felt like she was a very rational person. I do enjoy people like that, but I do think Tabula Rasa.

The Toast

SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Oh my God, going downtown every week to take a practice test.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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I didn't see what happened. I saw bits of it cause I was watching Beverly Hills. So they kept like teasing it, but like they have to separate.

The Toast

SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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It was horrible. It was, but do you remember, I think it was on the practice test, like when you had to sign your name, it said, I am who I am. Oh, that's how we got here.

The Toast

SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Right, but also, just the conflict, even though it sounds, like, juicy because everything was exposed, it sounds inherently, like, fake and produced because, like, Uba was, I mean, Brynn was just, like, saying something to get a reaction, like, to... make something look like something that it wasn't. And I don't like TV.

The Toast

SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Like I said, like an agent of chaos, like not some, there's no like history between the women. There's no truth there. She's just like trying to make television and you can smell that from a mile away. So I'm glad that she is leaving.

The Toast

SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Cause also that's, I've not watched the show aside from like clips and in between other episodes of housewives, but you could just tell she just is someone who's just trying to make something up.

The Toast

SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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No, but the Enterpump Rules has more potential because it's young people with nothing to lose, which is what the original cast was. Even with Roni, they know it's very formulaic. These are established women. They're not going to just go wild on TV. Or they will, and it's phony. but it's just not the same. So I think- It's phony Roni.

The Toast

SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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I don't think it was on the real thing, cause like that's preposterous.

The Toast

SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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And I think just because Roni tabula rasa didn't work out, like that doesn't mean that the tabula rasa- You don't think it's a blanket statement? No, I think it would probably like casting choices and a bunch of, and the show concept itself versus like Vanderpump Girls, I still think there's potential.

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But also I think the X factor for original Vanderpump rules was the fact that they were true friends with history that you don't, like if it's someone that's a stranger, you don't care what you say to them or how you treat them. And then it's true. It just feels very wishy-washy. So they could also, but there are friends out there. There are friends in Hollywood.

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100%. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Yeah. A little documentary news because Aaron and Nick Carter's sister will tell the family's extreme highs and tragic lows in a new documentary from Paramount+.

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There's so much... I actually don't want to know. Tragedy here. Just everything that we know about the Carters in the last few years. And really, the last one standing is Nick, who has all of these sexual assault allegations against him. And things that even Aaron had said before he passed. It's just... Tough.

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So anyway, Soleil Moon Frye is set to direct The Carters, a new two-part documentary that looks at the extreme highs and tragic lows of the Carter family, including Backstreet Boys member Nick Carter and pop star Aaron Carter, who died in 2022.

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It is the, the, uh show will be from the point of view of Angel who's Aaron's twin sister and will feature interviews with close family friends including Melissa Joan Hart and Scout Willis as well as never before seen home movies from the family and then just a reminder of just some of the tragedy that the family has experienced um Aaron passed away in 2002 but their

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I just want to say, I saw on X, like an LSAT question that was like, there are 10 really hard questions on the LSATs and here's one of them. And if you can get this, like you probably would like fare well on the LSAT. Okay.

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Nick and Angel's sister, Leslie, died of an apparent overdose in 2012. Wait, 2002? Yeah, that's when he died, Aaron Carter. That's when Aaron Carter died? 2022, sorry. I missed it too. Okay, like 2006? Sorry. Okay. Their father died of a heart attack in 2017, and then Aaron died from accidental drowning in 2022, and their other sister, Bobby Jean, died of an accidental overdose in 2023.

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And then Nick has faced a slew of sexual misconduct allegations, all of which he has denied.

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Yeah. So let's see what comes out in the documentary. Even though this isn't set to be like an expose, it's a labor of love for her family. Is Nick a part of it?

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I didn't say like interviews from Nick, but she said by sharing our true story, one shape by loss, resilience and healing, I hope to honor our journey and transform our past into a message of hope and purpose for others facing similar challenges. So it doesn't seem like it's going to be like expose.

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It does not seem like this is an expose about Nick or anything. It's just their family story. Yeah. Okay.

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So that's coming out soon. Also, speaking of blasts from the past news, yesterday the detectives discovered who Kristen Davis is. boyfriend was who gave her $5,000 and never paid it back.

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Okay. So I read it through. I chose my answer. And then in the comments, they like, didn't, I never knew what the answer was, but I think I got it right.

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And I feel like for everyone, when you have kids, you start talking like them and like you guys make up words and stuff. And then I also do this show where I start talking like them and we make up words and stuff. And there's crossover sometimes.

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So a lot of it kind of adds up. And he started Dawson's Creek in 1998, so the timing lines up. However, it also makes sense why she didn't name him because he has just shared that he has cancer. So it's like not the time to like drag it pile on. So I take back what I've said that she needs the 5,000.

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She shouldn't have named him, but now the story is whole and it doesn't make me like him any less. I very much like him. That's the thing about James Van Der Beek.

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And look at it paint off. It's a beautiful family. Yeah. Yeah. So glad to have an answer on that.

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I'm never gonna meet what could have been, would have been, what should have been you. We shouldn't have someone make a mashup.

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I mean, there's going to be so many transitions reels, right?

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Yeah, on the transition reels. If any of you want to mash up these two songs, like that would mean so much to me.

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It would be helpful definitely for the transition reels.

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Yeah, or we're just like old and we should know these things and maybe when we were juniors, we didn't.

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I would love to like see what I would get on the SATs now. What'd you get on the SAT? I don't really like want to talk about it.

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But Olivia, I think they were still grading on 1600, not to age her, but I feel like she was a 1600. And then for my year.

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What did you get? And then I think for my year, I guess it would have been out of 2400. 400, yeah, another 800 points for the new section.

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That's like really good. It was really good. And I feel like that doesn't surprise people who like know me now because I've really like worked on myself and like becoming a smart person. But I need the record to show like I was not a smart person in elementary and high school.

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And then I think in college, so my SAT scores put me like in a new, cause I did well, like I had new options open to me. And then if I like really beefed up everything else about my application, like that's how I got into Colgate plus applying early and showing that I was really Colgate strong. And don't forget about that, that essay. And my essay. Yeah, no, that's what I mean.

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Like every other, like my grades, like we're not that my GPA wasn't the greatest, like everything else we were like firing in all cylinders. And I gave a great interview and I had a great essay and I had a good SAT score. But then I think I actually did a little better in college, not all the time, but because I was learning about things I was interested in because I was a history major.

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And I just like, when I cared about the subject, I paid more attention. Here's what Olivia said.

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I don't know, I need to get my like- Like if you did better than Olivia, that would have been like a big thing in our house. 13080 over 1600 equals X over 2400. Should I get my calculator? Okay, 2400 times 1380. Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. This is the only piece of math I will ever remember. Whoever taught it to me deserves- 2400 times 1380, okay.

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Olivia got a 2070. Yeah, so that's why it didn't ring a bell that you did better than Olivia. Yeah, and I just want to say, if I had done better than Olivia, that would have been headline news in our family because Olivia was so, so smart. I would know that. I would have remembered that. I would have been talking about it today. I'd go over for dinner and say, remember the time?

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It would have been family lore throughout history. Yeah, because Olivia was always the smartest. Always just an A student. What's that like? Yeah.

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Yeah. Well, it shapes you as a person. So- Don't give up. Stay in school. Don't do drugs. There you go.

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Yeah. Well, there's your life lesson for the day.

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Like it was, I've gotten so many text messages.

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I just feel like whenever I'm shopping, like it's like, there's always whatever I'm buying. Like there's always plus available of the same thing.

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No, no, no, no. It's like two models and you can shop like- Where are you shopping? Revolve.

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I'm wearing a turtleneck today. Cause it's very cold. My house is very cold. Cause I just like, it feels crazy for me to turn on the heat. Don't you feel that way?

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Well, I just need to justify my turtleneck because people are gonna be like, don't you live in Florida?

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They do love to say that to me. So I just need to justify my turtleneck.

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Wait, so I'm saying it's cold here. There's a cold front. There's been snow in Florida. You've seen that? Snow on the beach? Mba, mba. Of course I have. And I just was asking you a question, which don't you think it would be crazy of me to turn on the heat in my house?

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I'm a little cold, if that's okay. Well, that's why she's wearing a turtleneck. So I put on a sweater, okay? That's beautiful. Anyways, without further ado-da-do-da-do, here are the Fast Five Stories that you need to know.

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No, what happened was when Claudia was here, one afternoon, like Charlie fell asleep for his nap first. He was napping for a while. And then Harry and I fell asleep. So Charlie woke up while we were asleep and Zach and Ben took Charlie with them. They actually were on a mission to find caviar.

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An ounce of prevention's worth a pound of... I use their hair mask after I wash my hair and then I leave it in. It's like a leave-in mask. And then I style my hair so I'm protected.

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Offer is valid for a limited time. Terms and conditions may apply.

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She's extremely fast-growing these days.

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Like I'm wearing Ben's double extra large sweater today. That's sort of where I'm at. And I'm actually really excited.

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And do you know how hard it was to not wear some of the new merch? Jackie and I, not to be like annoying, we have new merch coming out. I think I'm like, we'll tell you all about it.

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No, like two weeks. So it's like a little early to start promoting it. But let me tell you, it's like the only thing that fits me right now. It's the only things that I want to wear because I like sized up when I ordered the samples. And the pile of clothes just stares at me every day.

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No, but the new stuff is like really pleated and pastel. Like that's just what I wanted to wear.

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That set that we dropped is so amazing. But let me tell you, when we dropped it, I've never been more thin in my whole life. I have the whole set in a size medium. Am I okay?

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I can't believe you just said that.

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Yeah. I didn't realize, you know, I got really confident when you become a size medium after never having been even close your whole life. You kind of become obsessed with the fact that you're a size medium because you want to know what medium says. Regular. I'm average. You know, I'm not skinny. I'm not fat. I'm just medium. You know, there's nothing embarrassing.

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There's no like subtext of a size medium. Do you know what I mean? You're not too small. It's Goldilocks. And when you become a size medium, which is really what I was before Ozempic, like I would say I cheated between like a size four and a six. Five. You kind of become like obsessed with it, you know? And so I really kind of went overboard. Everything in my closet is a size medium.

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And let me tell you, I'm not a medium-sized girl anymore. And I kind of like was barely a medium when I was a medium, you know? I probably should have sized up to a large. But I'm so obsessed with...

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Of the sizing. And I haven't opened my closet in weeks.

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I just have a pile of sweatshirts that I pull from every day and my different maternity pants from Amazon, from Skims.

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Are you going to be okay? If your loaf is retarding, your loaf is retarding. Like, who are we to deny that? My loaf's experience. Right. Your loaf's lived experience.

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That's all that needs to be said. It's hard. It is. It's really hard.

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Sia has filed. Oh, OK. I was like, I'm not understanding the medium connection.

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Got it. OK, so you're calling a pregnant woman fat. Got it.

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Yeah, right. So this is just getting started.

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Now, let me tell you something very interesting about this whole saga. I really like Sia. She's like one of my favorite singers. I think she's enormously talented. I love her connection to the Kardashians. Their friendship is like really sweet. She's a part of so much like pop culture lore, her singing at Kathy Griffin's dining room table.

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Having said that, her personal life is so uninteresting to me. Like, I don't know why. She's just like in this tier of celebrity who I really care about and like exclusively in a professional sense. Do you know what I mean?

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We might know because we're like sick in the head, but the average American.

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Now, if you could... when we're done with the show, go ask your kids if they like the name Bowie or the name Somersault better, because it's really starting to grow on me as well.

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I know, but they're going to call her Summer, which is not a crazy name.

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Let me ask you a question. Is it Summer, first name, middle name Salt, or first name Somersault?

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Right, so I guess it is technically like naming your kid Cartwheel.

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And what does that mean? Cooling down?

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Except that the first half of Somersault is actually a pretty name. Sheena Marie Shea, Summer.

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If I have twins, I'll probably name them Harry and Larry.

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There's something really embarrassing, and I'm not saying you should be embarrassed, but I have felt this way, where you're just trying to drink a normal beverage, and I don't know, something with your lip, and it all comes dribbling down your chin, neck, and onto your shirt. I don't know what it is about that experience that's so humiliating.

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It's it's a very common basic human experience. Like we teach our kids to do it when they're just, you know, two years old.

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Right. But like it's something we learned from a very young age.

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So it's it's kind of I think akin not as bad to like tripping or falling in public.

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Yeah, when you like stain your shirt. Maybe there's a chip in your mug. No, there's not.

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I'm sure they can hear him snoring.

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The sweet sounds. What's Bruno's middle name?

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Bissau, I like that. So for Sia, this isn't a celebrity I think needs to be added to our list. Again, her personal life, like it doesn't interest me.

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You can't put C in a box. No, you cannot. Her hair wouldn't fit. You cannot. You cannot.

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It's like a flame retardant, right?

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Really? Cause I feel like to be clear, the way Amanda has recently explained her The caption is how I understood it initially. Like, yeah. And by the way, Amanda was right. Like, look what happened after the show. Everybody's accusing her of like stealing from Pinterest.

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Right. I don't know how else you could have interpreted that.

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No, I think if you're like a reasonable, critical thinker, like you understood it the way it was meant to be understood.

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No, but I think it's, like, I think it had nothing to do with what Meghan was doing. It's just, like, the Meghan of it all. Like, and her premonition came true. Like, that's what's, I thought it was kind of on the money.

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Okay, and so I'm also confused. I'm also confused about what Megan's letter says. Did she take Amanda's caption as like shade and this is her like kind of giving the knife back a little bit?

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I actually agree. I also could see. So the way you're sort of narrating it as like this was a shady comment and then the letter was a clap back. I could see that being the reality. Right. But I also could see the reality of like, Amanda's comment was completely harmless. Like I did not think it was shady. almost like kind of defensive of Megan.

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You know, like I'm scared for Megan, what people are going to do to her. And then Megan's response is like her way of being like fun and lighthearted. Like, oh, who cares what everyone says about me? Like, I actually do not. I know all of this happened in English. I understand that. This is my native tongue. I have no idea what's going on.

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That's the thing about language, you know?

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internet takes fodder. This is the only response we've ever really seen from her. She doesn't clap back at like media or shady headlines or shady bloggers. Like this is the first time she's literally ever seemingly like defending herself.

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Do you think when Amanda got the letter, she had no idea what the fuck Megan was referencing? No.

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And I'm scared for Megan. Yeah, like, when your content creator, Amanda, like, posts a lot, does a podcast, like, she probably was like, wait, what is this in reference to?

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So I'm sure Amanda's like shitting her pants being like, oh my God, she thinks I'm a hater. I honestly do not think Amanda's initial post had any hater energy about it. But of course now that we've seen the picture of the letter, the letter has become...

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the story and everybody's like reading it and i feel like when we were talking about um with love megan one of the things we talked about was her handwriting and how like was it a stunt double and it turns out that no megan actually has a huge background in calligraphy like before her whole famous princess life she just like took up calligraphy as a hobby which would have been a great thing to highlight in your show about like arts and crafts first of all um

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So to see the calligraphy in action was very interesting. And then of course, everybody's zooming in on the stationery, the letterhead, the date, like everything.

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No, and also, like, that's how, like, in the UK, if you're talking about a cigarette, some people reference it as a F slur.

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Yeah, yeah. Forever a fan. She's scared for her life. She's scared for life. I need people to sound off in the comments because I'm just like, I am not thoroughly convinced that Amanda's initial post was shady or that the letter was shady. Like I, I am not sure how to receive this.

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Right, okay, so Amanda posts this thing, like, I'm scared for Megan, you know? Like, people are gonna tear her up. Everything she does gets, like, eaten alive, yada, yada. And, like, it's all, like, in jest, but also at its core, like, protecting and fearful for Megan. That's not a bad thing to be fearful. Megan sees that. And she kind of wants to rise above.

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Like, yeah, I know what everybody says about me, but we're having fun. Like, here's a letter. I actually don't know. I can't even begin to understand because this is so crazy.

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Yes, it's definitely something. When people care about you, that's something they do.

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You really think so? I'm sure if we were to ask Amanda, she would say, especially now, that it wasn't shady.

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Yeah. Right. Right. It's just, and also here's the thing, and this is kind of my worst nightmare. Cause every time I post something on social media on any platform, I'm like, what should I caption it? Nobody fucking cares. Like these days, especially with reels and Tik TOK, like nobody's reading your caption.

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So the fact that like a caption made news and you know, she just like, she just wanted to post the trailer and get it up quickly. Cause like in this line of work, you gotta be first. She just threw some shit up on the caption. And the caption is like what made Megan write a letter. Yeah.

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Captions are so meaningless. They're full of fake words. I actually, the other day, put something up and wrote a caption. I'm like, I feel like I've written this caption before. And I actually scrolled on my own Instagram. It was like... I don't even remember. It was like for a reel. And I had written word for word, emoji for emoji, the same exact caption. Because captions are just like bookends.

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An F slur. Fuck? Yeah, Jackie, I'm not going to say fuck. You know which word I'm talking about.

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It's an afterthought. Yeah. So the fact that like she probably threw some shit up on the caption, like really, I think we're definitely overthinking it because captions, creators don't think about captions. Nobody reads them.

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That was what she... I'm telling you, it took Amanda definitely two hours to put together the map of what Megan is talking about.

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No, no. Here's what she's saying. Let's enjoy it. With a gun to her head.

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I just feel like Amanda probably has the biggest pit ever. And I want to say like you did nothing wrong.

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Of course, in this line of work, you're kind of used to like talking about people at a much higher level than you like celebrities. And it's not meant for them to hear. It's for the lay people. It's for everyone else.

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When they enter our arena, it's like get out of here.

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It reminds me when Justin Bieber came for Morgan Stewart for something she said on like Fashion Police or Nightly Pop, excuse me. And he like took the clip, put it on Twitter. He like came for her really fucking hard. It's like, well, it's not for you, Nightly Pop. It's not for you, Justin. I don't like when celebrities enter like commoner spaces.

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And so when people say it, it's a little bit old school, but still like it's a perfectly, I think, acceptable way to reference a cigarette in London.

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And it's like, honestly, great for Amanda. It's like PR. Like in this job, you know, when people are talking about you and your podcast and your Instagram, it's all good.

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Let's enjoy it, Claudia. You better fucking enjoy it. You know, it's like, here's Johnny. Let's enjoy it. Maybe we'll get a letter.

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Okay, let's enjoy it, guys. No, it's seriously so crazy. Sending thoughts, prayers, and all my love to Amanda. I actually, this is my worst nightmare.

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No, I mean, I just was telling you. I sent you that thing. Like somebody we talked about.

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no that's also what's such a fabulous part of not being a guest-based show is that we could talk about people and never worry because one of my nightmares is i think i told you this when it happened i think i said on the podcast is when the chicks in the office had katie perry they had this is so funny they had katie perry on their show and like the katie fans like went back and found like shit they had said because they've recapped pop culture yeah they talked

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And when Katie had that, like, nun murdered for, like, her house or whatever. Remember, she was in that lawsuit. The nun died. It was, like, this whole real estate thing. And they were just, like, making funny jokes about it. And never thinking, like, of course, back then that Katy Perry would be on their show. Meanwhile, cut to. That is my worst nightmare.

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And that's why we don't have people on the show. So we can continue to speak freely. It's true. It's true.

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Well, thank you for telling us about the retardation in my fridge. Stop. Stop it. I get a free pass.

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And not only was there, okay, I watched the whole Instagram story, Sad. I could tell you all about it.

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She said that's like- That's not what she said. Okay, like this is so misleading. So she put up five Instagram stories and they were so weird that it really caught people's attention. And then the thing at the end about the sale. So the first three stories were her first of all moving so slowly. I don't know if she, yeah, I don't know if, I've never seen her Instagram stories before.

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So I don't know if this is her usual way of talking and moving on camera. If so, it's fucking insufferable. If not, she looked drunk being dead serious. But I don't think that she was. I think that's just like how she talks on social media. And look at me, I talk so, like I just couldn't keep up with it. She basically was showing us she made ice cubes out of Diet Pepsi. She's like a big soda gal.

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And of course, you know, watery soda when your ice and your Stanley melts. So she made, and she's a Pepsi, not a Coke girl. She made cubes out of Pepsi and was going to share it with us. And then she did this whole boring thing about putting the ice in the cup and the Diet Pepsi taste testing all to be like, well, it's good. It's good. It tastes like every other Pepsi I had.

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We won't know if it worked for a few hours. I'm like, oh, riveting. Like, it was just so boring. Then, that was three frames. The last two frames were sharing that her merch has been put on sale. And it was like, people are taking it out of context. Because it would be like if you and I had a big sale. I'd be like, don't. Like, Jackie put all the merch on sale, don't tell anyone.

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No, it's not even a free pass. You're talking about bread.

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It's like a marketing technique, do you know what I mean? So she's like, my boss just called me and was like, we put all the merch on sale for $10. Like, I'm gonna go broke with how cheap it is. It's like a marketing ploy.

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Merch is also not your problem. No, like, you have the biggest books of all time. People are taking it like far too literally.

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Yes. It's kind of like when we say, you know, the warehouse is so sick.

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The warehouse has a cough because our merch is so sick. You say dumb shit to sell merch.

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Jackie, the thing is, you've done nothing wrong. Can we please change the subject?

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Everyone in quarantine. Yeah. And like, it's a marketing ploy. It's a tactic. And she's not broke.

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No, especially because the pace and the cadence of her voice was insufferable. I don't know if I've ever watched an Instagram story of hers. This might have been my first time.

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1000% when I first got into reading, you were the one who told me like, never look up the authors, like on Goodreads. And you were so right, especially because if you're writing like sexy books, then you're like thinking about the author writing it. And she's like someone's mom. It's just like, it's too much information.

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So much so that when I first started reading before I got a Kindle, I would like flip really fast past the front cover. So I didn't even catch a picture. Cause you know, they have a little author picture on the front flap. You're so right. We need to know less about authors.

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Especially for smutty novels.

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And if you are going to like research an author, obviously do it when you're done with the book. But it will change how you reflect on the book.

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They have so many bags too, so you can always find something that you want. It's a great way to like

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Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Thursday. That just kind of, you know, crept up on us.

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I think active dresses when the weather gets nice, it's just the most comfortable way to live. Especially if you're doing walks, throwing on a cardigan makes it look nice. You can go out to lunch. I feel like last summer we exclusively wore active dresses and the ones from Roback are so great.

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Um, especially because when you go to the bathroom, you don't have to pull the whole thing off, especially if you're like a little sweaty. It's like kind of torture. They have built in shorts that you can pull down without having to take the entire dress off with all your bathroom breaks, especially as like a pregnant woman. It's, it's an important feature of the dress.

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No, that's really fun. Which room is she staying in, upstairs or downstairs?

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Um, also don't sleep on their sets. That's like what got me into row back in the first place. They're men's and women's sets. They have crew necks, hoodies, joggers. They're so comfortable. They're so aesthetic. It's a great way to like try very little while also looking put together. And like you tried really hard. We have a code. It's TOAST when you go to Roback.com.

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I know there's like a bunch of astronauts that were stuck up there.

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Because, like, to me, the face of this whole saga was that woman.

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But also, I saw a picture, a video of her, like, she hasn't walked for 10 months. Uh-huh. So she couldn't even get up.

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Yeah, which is why I like it.

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300. Yeah. So it's literally, like... 30 times what you were supposed to do.

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Literally. She might accidentally come in and breastfeed you.

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I wasn't getting like mad vibes, but they should be big mad. Well, the thing is, if I'm up there and the only people who can like get me back, like I'm not going to start like, you know, doing televised interviews. No, I'm going to be like, they're doing their best. Yeah. And then I get back down on earth and it's scorched earth for these bitches. So maybe now they'll get mad, but you're right.

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Every time I saw an interview, they were like, we're having fun. Look, my pee floats. I think they also lost their minds. Oh, 1,000%. And NASA needs to cover all mental health expenses. They need severe therapy. And you know they fucking hate each other, these two.

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They were supposed to be stuck in this thing for eight days, and they're in this tiny little thing where they have to sleep on a mat for 10 months. No, this is hell.

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I kind of did something crazy last night. Oh.

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Right. I – If I mean, I don't know if this is something you just come to it, like expect it's part of like the lived astronaut experience, like that this might happen. It does seem really out of the ordinary and really crazy and like, okay, maybe if they thought eight days, but we ended up spending two weeks, like 10 months. I'm sorry. It's unacceptable.

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I had a piece of cake from Cipriani, which these days is like not that crazy because I'm doing it all the time.

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And if I'm the families, maybe the astronauts themselves aren't mad.

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They deserve a million dollars minimum each.

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I want them at the best psychological and physical rehabilitation centers in the country. No cost.

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Of course, there has been no anger. And if that's me, like I'm angry.

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Whatever like the equivalent of like the Tony Busby lawyer is of the astronaut sphere, they need the Tony Busby.

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Yeah. I also had like a full meal before that, but like I went to that specific restaurant because.

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I, that movie sounds amazing.

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I feel like it's not like based on a true story, but it's inspired by real events.

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Right. It is crazy that like it was, and I think they're both heterosexual, like that it was a man and a woman, not like two girls or two guys, or it's just like, there is potential for love here.

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Yeah. And like, are you concerned?

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Because at the end of the day, you couldn't even blame them for falling in love. What else do you do?

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Like, they don't have Netflix up there, do they?

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Maybe they have, like, a portable DVD player.

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They have, like, a Barnes & Noble Nook.

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Yeah. But like, I'm sure the whole like zero gravity thing gets old really quickly. Like it's fun. Not for 10 months.

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A la vodka. A la vodka. Yeah. So I was just like really embracing the belly, you know, like I was like, this is what pregnant women do.

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And I wonder like what would happen if you put your hair in a ponytail because her hair was like was loose the whole time.

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So I guess that does unless you did like a really slick back bun.

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I think there are buns so slick that they do defy gravity.

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Yeah, right, right, right. From like a mica.

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Sick. How about 90K per month?

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Can I tell you, as somebody who loved these two so much as a couple... Everything I'm seeing now makes me so sad. At the end of the day, though, the net positive is that this really wasn't the relationship that we all thought it was. And when we were breaking down the day after they broke up, like, what? Oh, Charleston. It was so much more than that. And these two people were actually like...

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That's like my new favorite thing to say. Baby needs a bed. Like just to sort of not take responsibility for any of my actions. I'm like, baby's in a bad mood. Get the fuck out. Like, you know, I'm just constantly kind of blaming baby for things. I think that's great. Baby has been in like kind of a rough mood these last couple of days, but we feel like baby's coming out of it.

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not right for each other. So that's like the only peace and solace that I have. But to see it like get ugly really makes me sad because I liked them. I liked them both individually so much, but as a couple, like they really brought so much joy to the Bravo universe. And I think that both of their experiences like are their own.

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And I feel like this week on summer house, you could really see like they're speaking the same language, but they are not understanding one another. Like page, you know, when, when Craig is checking in on, um,

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the status of their relationship, and especially as it pertains to this big tour when they already don't spend so much time together because they're long distance, he sees that as a check-in, right? She sees it as sort of like a doubting and making her big moment about him.

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And so while I think that they're both valid in how they received that conversation, they really were not on the same page at all. They were never gonna get to a middle ground place, honestly.

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Yeah. So and I thought that was a great question that Andy asked Sierra and Amanda on Watch What Happens Live last night was like, oh, my God, did you guys know like Paige was so he said, like, checked out of the relationship because watching this week's episode, he said next week, it's even worse. Like, did you guys know at the time?

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And they were like, no, watching it like we can see she clearly is. But at the time we didn't know. But so the fact that they broke up like between them probably wasn't shocking. But it was to us. Do you know what I mean?

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And another big thing from the after show that's making headlines is that it's Paige, it's the girls. And the question that gets asked to Amanda is, do you think Kyle regrets anything he said on that episode of Watch What Happens Live about Craig? And she was like, he should regret some of the things that he says, but he definitely doesn't. And then Paige said, I don't think he should regret it.

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What's he feeling like? Just like irritated. Annoyed. Uncomfortable.

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No, give me some recommending somebody who's having a panic attack. A documentary is such a crazy thing to do. I was actually laughing when I heard that. And this is what I mean. Like, this is what I was saying. I don't think either of them were like ill intended in.

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I'm sure Craig thought he was being helpful when he said that, you know, but like when they're so they were really are so far off from one another in terms of like goals and the future. And they've become even more further off that they're going to see the worst in what the other person does or says.

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Yeah, no. It's baby. It's not me. Also, those farts that I was making, it's baby. It's not me.

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Jackie, when will you understand? Like, what if this clip goes viral and they don't know what show this is because they have to look upside down at their phone? Thank you. You're not on this camera?

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No, because you're the one being so funny and on point.

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Well, maybe your mic flag wasn't upside down when we interrupted.

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One question that Andy asked Amanda on Watch What Happens Live that I thought was such a good point that I'd never thought about was about Hannah Burner. And he was like, so have you never been to a Giggly Squad show? She was like, no.

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I know, but, and I actually really appreciated her answer. She's like, I'm not even gonna ask. Like, that's Hannah's thing, first of all.

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I actually refuse to take responsibility for the farts that I've been making.

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So my presence like would unnerve her and it's like her thing. So I don't want to make her uncomfortable, but also like it definitely puts Paige in a weird spot too. Cause Paige is gonna be like, Hannah, my friend Amanda wants to come. Like it's, but I thought it was so interesting that she hadn't been yet.

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I know. And then Andy asked like a bunch of follow up questions about Hannah. And I find it really interesting how Kyle and Amanda talk about Hannah now. They're like, it's very much they're the Kim Kardashian and Hannah's the Taylor. They're like over it. Like, we wish her the best. Like, she's crushing it. Like, she's so happy. And I'm sure if you asked Hannah, which...

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she'd never gone watch happens live but like if she was in the same spot like i don't think she looks back as rose-colored glasses as they do like that was really i think a very very hard traumatic time for her yeah but they're all like well we you know we wish her the best i'm sure she don't wish them the best because it keeps coming up like i really want to watch it because i don't understand and i'm just like why can't hannah and amanda make up even if hannah doesn't ever want to talk to kyle again yeah like they can't

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They can't. Also, I thought that was interesting on Watch What Happens Live. Like, a lot of the questions about Craig and any, like, shady answers, like, more so came from Sierra. Because, like, Amanda's really not in a position to be, like, critiquing relationships or, like, you know, partners and how supportive they are. And I think that's actually very self-aware of her.

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Correct. What is the sort of unknown factor here? Baby. The baby. I refuse. That's why I'll fart out loud. It wasn't me. It wasn't me. I feel like I'm at an age and a level of maturity where I can take responsibility for my own actions. My parts are not mine. My body's not my own.

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She was not being, like, overtly critical of Craig. Like, when she was like, oh, he was blinded by love. Like, her answers, I think, because if she started... pointing fingers, that's like not a game you wanna play when your husband is Kyle.

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To me, like I couldn't, because when they were cleaning up, they had this like birthday cake. It was from Magnolia Bakery. And I don't think there was space in the fridge. And like, do you put a cake in the fridge? It's like half eaten. And Gabby was like, no, you put it in the oven. With the oven off.

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Because like the counter, like the elements, I don't know.

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I was like, is that a thing people do with birthday cakes?

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Oh, one thing that bothered me on Watch What Happens Live and in reference to the episode, cause there was that moment between Jesse and Sierra. where he was, like, being flirty. Your thigh's turning me on, whatever. And then Andy was like, Sierra, would you ever, like, be interested in Jesse? And Amanda's like, yes, yes, yes. And Sierra's like, eh, eh.

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And it's like, that's the type of behavior, like, you hated that Wes did. You know, like, going through multiple girls in the house. You hated when Austin did it. I feel like if I'm Lexi, I'm so annoyed at this whole thing. And the fact that, like, that thing happened on the episode last night. And Sierra did nothing wrong in the episode.

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I thought she actually, like, he was being kind of weird and she behaved appropriately. But, like, now... on Watch What Happens Live like egging it on and being like, yeah, we ship. It's like, well, that's what we've been yelling at Wes for, like that you didn't like and now you're kind of participating in the same exact behavior. Yeah.

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And it seems like this Jesse Sierra thing like keeps continuing.

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And he was like, I let Wes just sort of like take the reins.

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At the gym when he said that, and then Kyle was like, yeah, but if you don't have the exclusivity clause yet, why don't you use this party while Lexi's out of town to meet and talk to some girls? Has there ever been worse advice given to anybody? There's never been.

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Some of the worst fucking advice. I mean, not shocking. The worst advice.

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Also something funny because it reminded me when Carl, so this is almost a year ago, he's talking about Softbar, which still hasn't launched. And then Andy on Watch What Happens Live was talking to Amanda about her swimsuits and was like, Amanda, I just want to congratulate you for being the first Bravo star in history to line up a product launch with the season airing.

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You're talking about the swimsuits and you can buy the swimsuits now. It's kind of brilliant. And it was so funny. And then I actually felt like it was a direct dig at Softbar.

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Like they still don't have a bar.

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Okay, so the episode, they had this big pirate party that like Carl's taking really seriously for some reason because he has this girl coming who seems really cute. Yeah, she does. And because Lindsay's not there. So it's like, this is Carl's bat mitzvah.

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I know it's Carl, everything Carl does. I don't know if it's like these days post Lindsay. I don't necessarily always remember feeling this way about him, but like everything he does is just like this pathetic aura to it.

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Yes, sad sack. He wants to be seen as the victim. Sad sex, celibate, haven't had sex in a year. Why? You broke up with a girl.

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no yeah he's so pathetic like that's the word and even when she like gave him a compliment and she was like you look like a lemur uh okay i'll go kill myself like it's like she likes lemurs i know i know and it's like even like the good things in his life like this girl complimenting him like they're sad no and like is that girl gonna stay at the house that was a bad idea terrible when he said are you staying here i thought he meant like in the hamptons

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I should hope so. What, you drive three hours for a party with a pirate ship?

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Did you pack a bag? Do you have clean ideas? No. No. So yeah, it was like a big moment for Carl for some reason, this party. And what else happened? I did not understand why Amanda and Sierra were dressed as birds.

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Right, so when they took the picture and Sierra had, I mean Paige had both of them on her arms, I then understood the parrot, but Sierra was dressed as a seagull.

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No, I think it is. Like, that's the shtick.

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Oh, also, I feel like now because they're broken up and we know that like Amanda, I mean, Paige is like very much team Amanda.

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lover boy it's not surprising but when you're watching the episode just like for where they are in their relationship it's like very clear that Craig Paige is mad at Craig for like getting into this fight with Kyle and she's like annoyed that that they're here because of him like she's not on his side which now makes sense but at the time it's like well that's your man you know yeah and she's like it's interesting how the primary feeling she's feeling is like annoyed at him

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Well, so the thing is about surrogates, like what they say is that they're very special people. And they do it because they...

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feel sort of called to help others and so while I could never ever be that selfless to a stranger let's say in a random world like I'm done having kids and I still have like a functional uterus and you need a surrogate like yeah you would do it you really would yeah I would I would I would do it for any of my sisters and that's literally it that's really big of you You wouldn't do it for me?

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No, I feel like Kyle literally, I think Kyle facilitated the deal to be like, I didn't get had a fired for doing something with Trulia. I love Trulia and White Claw. Like I feel like he's now, because that's what's being said about Kyle and that's what bothers him so much. That's why he was texting Paige. I didn't get had a fired because she didn't add with another drink company.

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It's like this thing that people know about Kyle and it bothers him that people know it. So I feel like he told Jesse to do it.

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He didn't feel that way at the time. He didn't feel that way at the time. Like, the Truly thing happened, and then the Spritz thing happened, and then after the Spritz thing happened, everybody brought up the Hannah-Truly thing again, so it became this, like, big narrative about Kyle.

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So now I think he's trying to, I wouldn't be surprised if he went to Truly and said, my friend Jesse needs a deal. Like, just to counteract the narrative about him. Got it. Got it. Like, I'm sure Jesse did that with complete approval.

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Yeah, it was a random example, but it was hilarious.

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Um, And then I thought that we were going to get like the Craig versus Kyle fight last night, but it's next week.

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No. Also, the vibe that I was getting was that if they were going to talk about it, they were going to talk about it right there at the table with everybody around, which is really not productive.

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Well, that's what Kyle thinks. Kyle thinks it's just going to be like, bro, I didn't mean to. Bro, I'm sorry. And Craig is actually like a very emotional person. And so I think, you know, us having this conversation after a long day in the middle of the table with everybody, there's no room for nuance. And I think Craig has a lot more to say than I think Kyle's expecting.

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So Southern Charm recap from Jackie O tomorrow.

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Yeah, and you didn't recap last week, so.

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Yeah, I saw Vanita making a lot of news.

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Wait, that's, like, really evil.

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Wait, I feel so bad for her. That's so embarrassing.

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I mean, I'd like to say that I would. Let's say circumstances like you're done having children. You got everything you wanted. In the middle of my child-rearing journey, no, I'm not taking a break for you. But let's say I happen to be a 37-year-old with a poppin' pussy, for lack of a better word. Yeah, I would do it for you.

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Well, I can't tell you how much I'm enjoying the season of Southern Charm through your eyes, you know?

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Yeah. Well, that's our show, you guys, and I'll offie. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast with Melinda Morning Show. We deliver the fastest stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. If you're watching us on YouTube, please don't forget to subscribe and give us a thumbs up. We're also available as a podcast on wherever podcasts we've been.

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So that's Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Radio, iHeartRadio, CastBox, all the places where you can visit a podcast. Vanessa, Toast with Melinda, Five Star Review, A Better Beautiful, signing in. Wickedly talented we are.

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No, a really annoying personality trait of mine is like, I don't leave stones unturned. Do you know what I mean? Like if something comes in, I'm getting it done that day. They call me the sweeper, you know? Like it's not a perfect system, but I don't relate to that particular feeling. What are you feeling, you know, left behind on?

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I guess, actually, I would need a couple more details. I just don't think that you would. Do you not have any children in this hypothetical scenario? If you didn't have any children, if you wanted a fourth, sorry, you're going to have to live with your three. But if you didn't have any and it was your one opportunity, yeah, I would do it.

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And I'm not hearing any reciprocation.

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She's hiding behind the high risk. Okay, duly noted.

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No, but being a surrogate, like I've never met like a person like in my, like a friend or anything who does surrogacy. So I just imagine that they're wonderful people who are extremely different than me. Like, I can't even imagine.

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Now, I know there's also a financial component. And so I'm trying to think of like what enough money for me like would be to do it. And I don't know. And, you know, this is like the tough thing about pregnancy. Like, you don't want to complain. You're so grateful. And you are. But it's actually the definition of holding space for two truths. Like, two things can be true at once.

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Like, this is genuinely like such a miserable experience. But I am so eternally grateful and blessed for this miracle happening. And I'm so joyful about it, you know?

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And I feel like you can't say one without the other, you know, you don't want to glorify it. It's a miracle.

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But you also, you don't want to only be like negative queen. So you're actually, that's the only time it's really acceptable to hold space for two truths in a serious, not ironic way.

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Except now like that you and Olivia like have kids.

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Not that you deserve it, but I don't think that I would be willing to do it. You've experienced the joys of motherhood. You're set. But let's say, God forbid, God forbid, a million times, like Margot needed a surrogate and she had never had kids yet. Yeah, I would do it for her.

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She just better start responding to my texts more. That's all I ask in return.

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Um, great. Yes. I also watched Watch What Happens Live and I saw a bunch of clips from the after show, which is like making rounds and I'll tell you about it.

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Oh no. Obviously somebody gave him like a slap on the wrist. He was joyful beyond like pretending so hard to care about whatever Sierra and Amanda were saying. And like, not that you have to pretend, but it wasn't like a crazy episode or anything. And he was just like, and how does that feel?

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Yeah, they're pretty cool and collected. And he was like, he opened the show. He's like, I'm having a drink tonight. It's been a long day.

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No, but I think that like production is like, I think his producers and his team are like aware of what gets said or even just like they watched and were like, Andy, maybe you should be like a little more welcoming to the clubhouse tomorrow night. I don't think they necessarily heard us, but I can't imagine because you sent me a clip where Andy was so clearly hating Leslie Bibb and Garcelle.

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curmudgeon. So I don't know if it was like, I don't think it was our direct words, but I think that sentiment was pretty obvious. Like when I watched that clip, he would want it to be anywhere else, but that chair.

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Right. So, um, he was in a fabulous mood.

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Two things. Um, now is it a story that, About the handwritten note Meghan Markle sent too.

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It is. Okay. Because I like kind of need to talk about it.

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No. And I actually have a lot of follow-up questions. Mm-hmm. About the whole saga. So I'm really glad we are talking about it.

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And honestly, you would think a pregnant person wouldn't be able to wear it. But Skims is just so pargy. I have entered a new Skims stand-up. I don't know what took me so long. They sell maternity clothes online. Um, and I bought a set. You guys probably have seen me wear it. I bought it last week. I've worn it at least four times. I wore it last night.

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It's just a black long sleeve shirt and black like yoga pants. They are so comfortable. Like I have the hardest time finding clothes right now. I'm even wearing like maternity leggings right now from a different place and I'm uncomfortable. So Skims is really, I don't know what the material is. I've been wearing it to filth. I already got a dirty. I'm so annoyed.

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Their maternity stuff is so slept on. Obviously like their underwear, their bras, their shapewear, like things like that, that I've known and used forever. I was familiar with, but I hadn't bought their bra. maternity specific clothing. And let me tell you, it's so fabulous. The fits everybody collection is the bralettes that I wear all the time. Their bras are amazing. I love the fits.

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Everybody's a t-shirt bra, my bra and just like overall sizing has changed so much. So I've been shopping a lot, probably like every two months placing an order from skims because like, that's my underwear is like disposable at this point, not to overshare. Sorry, but. I just can't recommend Skims enough for every phase of life.

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I really like about the website is that obviously we know nothing about plants or gardening, and they're experts. Like, they'll tell you based on where you live.

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Good morning, millennials. And welcome back to the Toast.

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For a while, it was like, I'm a comedian.

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Right. I've landed, it's when you're a multi-hyphenate, like we are, you know, authors, New York Times bestselling, What else are we? Comedians, podcasters, content creators, musicians. It's hard to pick just one. So I hate to say just podcasts, because then it leaves behind all my other accomplishments. But I think for the sake of brevity and lucidity, it's best. Accuracy. Yeah.

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I guess it's like a good segue into like what we absolutely have to talk about today, like as human beings. And it's just dreadful because this show is supposed to be fun and light and people are making it so hard. hard. We've made it fun and light up until this point, even though it's been an awful morning and an awful few days. It's really been a tough 24 hours.

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There were a lot of rumors in the last couple of days about the fate of the Beavis family. And I tried not to get like caught up. There are so many rumors. They've been saying things about them for like a year, especially about this particular family. So I'd seen like false reports and I didn't want to like believe any of it until it was actually confirmed.

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And yesterday it was that the four hostages being sent back from Gaza today were going to be In coffins. Dead bodies, and three out of four of them were the Bibas family.

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A display of depravity. There actually aren't words to accurately describe some of those videos and what happened there.

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People with a platform and celebrity, it's become just a big part of social media culture and celebrity culture to take on causes and become advocates for different human rights, a lot of feminist movements. And to really experience complete radio silence in a matter like this is so devastating. And that's why the Foster Sisters, to us, are such role models and such fabulous.

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I mean, it is like other weeks in a lot of ways because like the rumors about me are insane. Yet again, it's so hard to live this life. I know people look at me and they say, oh my God, glamorous celebrity. She has everything. And like, you don't know the toll it takes these rumors swirling about me. What are the rumors starting? Well, you know, it's funny, right? As life can be.

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Actually, of all the issues, I look in the mirror and, you know, a bleph was so, I'm sure if I sat and looked at my bleph, I could come up with a reason to get the surgery. But it's certainly not on my top 20. Not even close. I totally agree. First would be liposuction. Sometimes I see something, I'm like, ooh, I need that. First would be breast lift and reduction. Okay.

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This has been a particular part of the story that so many people have been following, because it's such a, I mean, every hostage taken is so terrible, but this one in particular I think shook a lot of people, anyone with a kid, but also just these beautiful children. It was really, just kind of one of the bigger stories from the saga.

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And I had actually forgotten like with all the hoopla on the last couple of days that the father was returned two weeks ago. I had just like forgotten that small part of it. And so that's just another huge part of the tragedy. Like, I don't know how someone like that, how you go on.

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You also just went through one of the worst things a human can go through. A holocaust. You've been through 500 days of starvation, of torture, of kidnapping, and you return and your entire family is gone.

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It's all so upsetting, like the story itself, but what makes it even harder to... come to terms with is the aftermath and the reactions and the justification.

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Well, they never should have been taken.

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Which nobody is speculating, which is that's hurtful. Right. That nobody thinks I got a breast lift and reduction. First, second would be liposuction.

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Goodbye. Seriously, the worst possible end to a 18-month saga, I don't know. The worst possible end. Yeah.

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It's just gonna be a hard left turn, and Claudia didn't throw up in her sleep last night. Just move on. I didn't throw up in my sleep last night, which was amazing, and I only peed once in my sleep. And my car parked itself. Wins are aplenty, okay, they are abound. This particular hotel has probably the best blackout curtain I've ever had in my life.

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It's like motorized, it's like a whole thing, it's like built into the wall. It's not about the fabric, it's about the cut. She doesn't want solutions. No, it's been really, really fabulous. I can't stress enough, for the next couple of years, don't think that Jackie and I are on bad terms. I'm just never staying at her house again. Even though she just redid my bedroom for me, sorry.

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Yeah, you do make a lot of content in that room.

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Except now I work out of home now. Well, I have an office out of the home back in New York. I don't know if you know that.

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I don't wanna complain, because your husband has been so generous in lending Ben and I his car for the weekend, but his Apple CarPlay- Yeah, he has the old phone. He has the old phone, so the cord to connect Apple CarPlay is that, so I've been driving in silence. Why don't you turn on 100.7? Why 100? I don't really know how to do that.

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And because I've been wearing my hair on a slick back claw clip, I've been driving in silence with a claw clip digging into the... That's so unsafe. I know how dangerous it is. It's kind of been like a miserable commute not to make everything about me.

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So I'm going to put these glasses back on. Okay. Because again, I haven't blown out my hair in a few days. I'm carrying a little holiday weight, a little baby weight as well. And I just don't feel good. And I also feel like the glasses have been like giving me like an extra little spice, you know?

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Right. Something about being pregnant is, like, the days are hard. You really crave a cigarette. You don't crave it. The days can be really hard, and sometimes it would just be nice to top off the day with a little cig. Mm-hmm. Or what about a drink? I mean... No.

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In the beginning of pregnancy, I was like on here and I feel like in the vlog, I was talking about how, you know, I was always really concerned, not concerned, but it always scared me a little bit that like, you know, you would be pregnant for 10 months and then like obviously postpartum, you don't have a drink for like a year. And I'm such a social drinker. I love to go out and have a cocktail.

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And that was something that really scared me. And then I was like, well, it's actually been amazing. I don't miss alcohol at all. I've been missing alcohol a little bit more, especially at the wedding when we were at the henna. I don't know if I mentioned I went to a multicultural event.

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And the groom was Syrian, but funny story. I won't say it again. When I walked into the henna. Exactly. Spoiler alert. When I walked into the henna, I was like on the ocean. I was like, honestly, I could like would so kill for a cocktail. And then I was on the beach and I was like with all my friends from high school and I was like, I could really use a cocktail.

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I just find myself more and more saying I could really use a cocktail.

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Oh, that's funny. Like while I drive just to relax. I don't know what we are going to talk about on this show. Like when you finally just settle into being a driver. I don't think I ever will. When you're in high school and you get your license, like it's all fun. But eventually it's something where it's like if your mom asks you to go get eggs, you're like, ugh, no.

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Whereas in high school you're like, yeah, I'll go get eggs.

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At some point it loses its novelty and it just becomes like a means to an end.

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She's like, did you guys know in New York you can't make it right unread? One thing about Jackie, if you get in the car with her, it's like you kind of have to know the narration begins.

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When you talk for a living, you don't want to talk elsewhere.

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Just ask me to drive you somewhere. But she's not talking about anything interesting other than what's going on in the road. I'm just narrating. She is narrating. Oh, get out of my lane. And sometimes, the last time you drove me was two days ago after the toast. We had a lot going on. We had to upload. I'm busy on my phone. And you're just like, can you believe that red car?

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I'm like, no, I wasn't paying attention. I'm busy.

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I just want to say, if the CEO of JP Morgan ever becomes single, you absolutely need to pursue him as a life partner because you, nobody, no two people have been more vocal about getting like Americans back in the office than you. And you guys take so much shit for it. You and JP Morgan CEO, what's his name? Jamie. Jamie Diamond. Yeah, he's so classic. Like he's always making...

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Sharon! So just wanted to clear up what I was going through. Well, the rumors are true. I deleted my Twitter. That's what I've been saying, by the way. I mean, the rumors are true. Me when I decided to like take two days off TikTok. Releasing a song.

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They're like, well, and for some reason, I know he has like a really important job, but for some reason, every time he says something, it's the CEO of JP Morgan. And he's always waiting into the remote work conversation, as are you.

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you know, for like a local owned business, you can't afford us. No, I'm kidding. Okay, we actually like dilly-dallied a little too close to the sun.

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Oh, and they took care of it. And I really appreciate it because I think a lot of options on the market really are just masking temporarily the breath issues where a smart mouth is like really taking a scientific approach, getting down to business and taking care of things for people like me. And I'm not saying I'm better. I have bad breath too.

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Where were you? Like, I know everybody remembers where they were when they heard like major life news, like we killed Osama. Where were you? When Miley deleted her Twitter. When you heard that Miley deleted her Twitter?

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I'm so conscious of having bad breath, but I'm also, especially now, I can smell the insides of people's bodies. I knew Ben had a hot dog before he even had it. It's really- I knew he was thinking of one. Smart mouth is actually for the pregnant swirlies, okay? To save you and your nose. So never have bad breath again and find SmartMouth at Walgreens, Walmart, and Amazon.

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If you're ready to lose an average of 15% of your weight faster, we'll meet the latest offering through Roe. Actually, this morning I was out to breakfast. So funny. I'm kind of like the queen of GLP-1. Sorry, Oprah. I am. When people come up to me, they're like, I'm on the shot. This girl came up to me today. I thought she was talking about like a vaccine. She was like, I'm on the shot.

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I'm like, what? Oh, you're on the shot. People feel the need to tell me because I had the most amazing experience with the GLP-1. I cannot recommend it enough for weight loss. I think a lot of people are down, but they don't know where to start. They don't know how to get the medication. It feels really inaccessible. They're afraid to talk to their doctor. And Roe is a fabulous option.

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Your row-affiliated provider can help you understand if GLP-1s are right for you and your goals, but that's just the beginning. You're also going to get support throughout the entire process.

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You can sign up online from the comfort of your own home, which means no waiting for an in-person doctor's appointment, no commute to the doctor's office – unfortunately, for Jackie, no commute, she can't drive – and no waiting rooms. If you're looking for faster weight loss, higher confidence, cheaper price, join the over 385,000 people who have already chosen access to GLP-1s with Roe.

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Go to roe.co slash toast to see if you qualify. That's roe.co slash toast. Go to roe.co slash safety for boxed warning and full safety information about GLP-1 medications. Today's episode is also brought to you by Haya Health. So typical children's vitamins are really candy in disguise. When I think back on that crap we used to eat as a kid, that's not helping anyone.

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And Haya Health is here to change things because a lot of OG kids' vitamins are filled with two teaspoons of sugar. They've got a ton of chemicals, other gummy additives that kids who aren't growing just should not be eating. That's why they were created, and they created the super-powered chewable vitamin. Many kids' vitamins have sugar. They're known to contribute to a variety of health issues.

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Haya is different. They are made with zero sugar and zero gummy additives, and it tastes great, so it's perfect for picky eaters, kids and adults alike. Haya fills the most common gaps in modern children's diets to provide full-body nourishment that kids need with a yummy taste that they love.

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Formulated with the help of pediatricians and nutritional experts, HIA is pressed with a blend of 12 organic fruits and vegetables. Then it is supercharged with 15 essential vitamins and minerals, including vitamin D, B12, C, zinc, folate, and many others to help support immune system, energy, brain function, mood, concentration, teeth, bones, and more.

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Every single batch is third-party tested for heavy metals and microbials in a qualified GMP-compliant lab. They are designed for kids 2 and up, and it is sent straight to your door so parents have one less thing to worry about. My niece is obsessed. She flies across the house when it's time. I think, like, she would eat the whole bottle if she could. She loves playing with the bottle.

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It has, like, cute little stickers. It's, like, really kid-friendly, and she's a super picky eater. So we've worked on a special deal with Haya for their best-selling children's vitamin. Receive 50% off your first order when you go to HayaHealth.com slash toast. This deal is not available on the regular website.

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You have to go to H-I-Y-A Health.com slash toast and get your kids the full-body nourishment that they need to grow into healthy adults. Thank you, Coach. You know, it's getting harder to breathe during the ads. I understand. You know me, I'm a fast talking swirly, but it's getting harder to breathe, period.

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Yeah, hosting is also not for people who would ever be nominated at this particular event. I'm pretty sure she has been nominated and even won Tony's. You can sit.

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She's had a hard year. She's been like busy working, traveling, promoting, filming.

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she's also at a level where like you don't have to take gigs like this anymore. It's very much like an up and coming kind of thing.

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Yeah, I don't think she wants to do more hosting. Like people who are like given roles like Alphabet, like they don't have, hosting is something you kind of have to do. Yeah. Not want.

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Yeah, I feel like at first I was like, oh, this is, duh, sure, give it to Cynthia. But why would she want to work this hard?

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You think Sutton and Hugh will be there? Maybe like- I do. Me too, because they're like the toast of Broadway. She's the toast of the town. He's been the toast. They were the toast last year, but they weren't a couple while they were doing The Music Man. Together they are a sandwich. They are so Broadway. Yeah.

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That was how Twitter took off. Remember, it was like Ashton Kutcher joined Twitter. It was like, well, if you want to keep up with Ashton. And who didn't back in the day?

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Oh, and I meant to tell you this offline, but it could be an online conversation as well. The way we've been saying, like, you know, we take a word and we manipulate it, gorgeous, gargy, and now we're saying pargy. We're saying it like perchy, the queen's boyfriend.

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It's Parchee. When you are as funny as I am, but you also have such a bad memory, life is so exciting because you're constantly being reminded of hysterical things you said.

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Did you make a pargy loaf in the sense that you made a loaf of bread or you took a good poop?

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But wouldn't it have been fun if we were?

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That's so nice of you to highlight a funny offline moment of yours. Yeah, so. I just want to say I'm in hell. Oh, no, I'm not. I thought I forgot my Tums. Oh, I'm glad for you. I'm also ready for my sponsorship, just saying.

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Oh, that's very interesting. I've always only taken one. Also, in my pregnancy, if I really took a tum every time I was even remotely uncomfortable, I'd have 15 a day.

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Actually, Dr. Fox, I said, is there such thing as like overdosing? He was like, no. And then somebody in my DMs was like, I got a kidney stone when I was pregnant from how many tums I took.

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Dr. Fox says they're a great source of calcium, but of course, consult your doctor.

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Why is there a section of this label that says inactive ingredients? Like, why would I need to know what's not in here?

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Do not take more than seven tablets in 24 hours.

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We do have to kind of give a shout out to Jared in that moment.

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Start the day, ease in. Not to rub in, but you know, they leave a chocolate on my pillow at this hotel. You never did that at your house. And it's a caramel chocolate. I actually did do that once. Like one Valentine's Day, I got you heart chocolates. Oh, you did. Okay, yeah. I mean, they do it every night at this place. Sure, sure, sure. And it's usually, I think, like chocolates on your pillow.

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They give you like the worst shit chocolate. Like I don't know where they pick this up from. This one was a caramel milk chocolate. It was really good.

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Yeah, I'd rather throw up in my sleep, honestly.

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Somebody else was there for us too, but I will not speak his name. Oh yeah. Yeah.

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Oh, that was like really embarrassing. Oh, I don't know why. When you say like six figures, I think of like the six zeros. I understand. You understand how I got to this place, but it's unacceptable either way.

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$99 million, okay. So she was offered. Because honestly, when I thought it was between $10 and $99 million, I'm like, damn, even I'm not that scrupled. Like, take the money. Of course. That's life-changing money.

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You can manipulate this type of language to either mean.

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That was a really big part of, um, or consumption of celebrity culture growing up. I'm sure you guys know what we're talking about. We will not say this person's name.

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No, it's not. That's how she felt? And once you get a label like that as a woman in Hollywood, like, they just destroy you with it. So it is powerful. And you're right. When I thought it was seven figures, like, $10 to $99 million. Sure, take my credibility. Yeah, right. Who cares about credibility? I have a mansion. Like, I'm retired and I have a yacht.

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But in California, you know, with those high taxes. But also, I do wonder. Right, this would be less than $500,000 after taxes. She's now married to John Mulaney, who does extremely well financially. You think? A thousand percent. Like, how much? He tours nonstop. Okay. He tours arenas. He has multiple Netflix specials. I'm sure he had like a multi. Like a $20 million three special deal. Correct.

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Correct. he's just kind of the darling of like, he's, he's an extreme, he's one of the highest paid comedians right now. Okay. So you want, are you asking for like, so what's next? So what were you going to say next? Oh, so like her financial situation now is different, but I think at 20 and 2018 at the time, like she's not a really like successful actress. She's like a successful famous person.

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Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Um, So that money actually could have meant more to her than we realized. Cause I'm thinking of her now, like I know she lives in this like beachfront oasis, but she's in a different financial situation now than she was in 2018. Cause I never even heard of this movie, The Predator. Okay. So she's obviously like taking roles for the work. She's like a working actress.

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He goes online and talks about bullying and then he bullies us.

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A million dollars is a lot to a working actress, even if it was minimum a million dollars.

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Did you see the bar fight that Zach Bryan got into? I saw that he got into a bar fight. Which is uninteresting because he's like so the bar fight type. Like he has the body of somebody who just fights in bars. But the more interesting thing is that like the whole thing was recorded on a pair of those like Ray-Ban meta AI. Because the guy was like, I don't even know who you are.

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It's like, well, why are you recording on your Ray-Ban glasses? So the whole thing is kind of like from a visual perspective. You see him at like truly. Like POV, Zach Bryan, fighting Zach Bryan. And then I think he said, you're so gay or something. And everybody's like, you know. Zach Bryan said that? Yeah, he used the G word and not a positive. In a negative way. Correct.

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Yeah, yeah. And it's like, I can't even go there.

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Which I don't think there's a positive way to use the G word in a bar fight.

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Yeah. So not a good day to be Zach Bryan. No. No.

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And she comes up all over my Twitter. I found like I, everything I know about this woman, which is quite a lot. I know against my will.

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She's like an only fans creator. She's like a sex worker creator, but, But recently shot to fame because she does these challenges. First, she did like 100 men in 12 hours. And the most recent one that shook the internet was she slept with 1,000 men in a day. And I actually think she went over.

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Yeah. It's extremely confusing because they each do challenges like clickbait challenges. Come with me. Get ready with me. To fuck a thousand guys.

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I think her name is Lily. And I just want to say something. And I'm going to say the thing that I feel like you're not supposed to say as a woman. Okay? Okay. I think that this is disgusting. I know we are supposed to support, embrace the sexual revolution. We've revolutionized a little too close to the sun. I think that this is disgusting. I think this person is disgusting.

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And I'm sorry, I know I'm supposed to support all women. I don't. I don't support this. I think this is disgusting. What on earth would come besides money? But even at some point, There's not enough money in the world to make you do certain things.

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It's just, you know, you see so many rumors about yourself when you're as big of celebrities as we are and you want to respond to every single one of them, right? No. But this one in particular was so flawed in its... potential, the like, I wish I could be getting procedures right now. I wish that's the phase of my life that I was currently in.

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I think we have lost the plot. I think we took it really too far. At first it was like, we're not calling prostitutes, it's sex worker and it's a beautiful thing. And it was all good. And now I'm just like, should we stop? We're doing a lot. So I just want to say before we dive into whatever, oh, she's pregnant, right? That's the story.

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Okay, I can't imagine she's not on any birth control. The thing is, it's not been confirmed that she's pregnant.

The Toast

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Also, are they ejaculating inside of her?

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A couple of days ago, I got on this show, and I was very honest with the audience. I said, I'm not really feeling myself. I've taken a turn looks-wise. I'm gonna put on these sunglasses in this new studio to just protect myself. And I said that quite clearly. And then I did the same thing the next day, which was yesterday, and I also said quite queerly. Queerly.

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So it's not confirmed that she's actually pregnant, and I do feel like so much of her – Actually, maybe not with a condom. I do think they all get tested. Not with a condom?

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it's not confirmed that she's pregnant. And so much of her career is like click bait. And so I think there's a possibility that this is not true. And if it is true, I'm feeling conflicted. Cause this might be the one thing that could save this girl. But I do feel she's too far gone. I don't think there's anything that's gonna bring her back.

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Actually, like I'm a nice girl. I really can't handle this conversation. I saw a clip of her. She was like getting upset. I'm like, oh my God, is she finally like having remorse for like this disgusting life she leads? No, she had like fucked, like it was one of her challenges, like 75 guys in 75 minutes or whatever. And she started crying because she felt like really upset.

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that some of the guys didn't get enough time with her. I'm like, she's fucking crazy. I'm sorry, I'm gonna say the thing. I hate this bitch. I think she's disgusting. And the words that you're not supposed to think and use for a woman, I think of her like, she's a slut. I'm sorry, I hate it. Not even a slut. This is biblical. She's literally like a whore. I'm sorry. It's disgusting. It is.

The Toast

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Guys, I just watched Jackie today. I literally got here early, parked in the same exact place. And I was like, let me find this bitch.

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And I don't want to hear it from like the women. Turdy. Like we have to support. We don't actually. So many bitches are not supportive of me. Okay. So I'm not going to be supportive of the woman who slept with a thousand guys. Okay. And now was pregnant.

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And yes, she was on the, like the full send podcast or one of those podcasts where they brought together this like professional whore. I think it was the way I remember it. I think it was a man, but tell me what happened. And this very conservative woman. It was kind of like a great experiment. They brought like these two and they had them out. And I think Candace was like, Jesus will save you.

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Is your mother okay with this? Let me be your mother. And the woman was like, I'm fine. Get the fuck away from me. Like it was really fucking crazy.

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Yeah. In that clip and also the one with Candace Owens that went viral, there was like a lot of like body language experts tuning in. And they did. There was like a pretty big group of people who thought that both the interviews really got through to her. She's been kind of quiet ever since. So maybe... But I think she's been quiet because Bonnie said, hold my beer, I'm going 1,000.

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She's batting 1,000. Should we have Bonnie on here and maybe talk to her? No, because you want to know why? I will not participate in this.

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She's not even American. It's not even an American problem.

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I'm actually really glad we don't have one. That comes to mind immediately. I'm sure there are people who do this for a living, but we have a lot of issues in our country, so just leave us out of this one.

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I actually wouldn't invite her on the toes because I just sat here and called her a whore and a slut. And I would feel weird.

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And at what point, it kind of harks back to what we were saying at the beginning of the show. I'm not saying anything mean. I'm saying truthfully, whores have sex for money. Like that's what you do.

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I wonder how much she gets paid. I feel like it's not enough. I feel so much better having said that. Like I'm just like tired of pretending like I have to support all women, you know? I don't. And I don't know when I pretended because you guys know I don't.

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No, that's what I mean. We revolutionized far too close to the sun.

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Oh, yeah. Let's regress. The sexual regression. I'm all for it. Source.com.

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Yeah, you're right. Shit. Oh, fuck. I'm not, I'm so not ready. Hold on. What number is it? Four?

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It's absolutely imperative that you get this mascara because if you have lashes like mine, and lashes change your whole face, CoverGirl understands that. I just feel like they're really a brand that you can trust when it comes to mascara. I've been using them since I first started using makeup, and I never really left their aisle at the store. So it's only from Easy Breezy Beautiful. Cover girl.

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I feel like I was just having this conversation with somebody that like, So many of the things that they registered for were baby clothes, and they just have such a great wardrobe to pass down from their kids to the hand-me-downs. And Riley and Crew is a great option if you're looking for a gift for somebody who just got a baby. Who just got a baby, like they got one in the mail.

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I didn't see anybody say this. Have you ever seen the Denzel Washington movie, Flight? No. Okay, so let me tell you. It's actually such a good movie. You've seen it? Yes, yes. Why are you doubting me? I thought you were just going to tell me the plot and be like, there's a movie about this. How would I know the plot if I didn't see it? Oh, it's not based on a true story. Okay.

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That's what makes this whole thing so freaky. So he's kind of this amazing pilot, Denzel Washington. He just has this small issue of alcoholism, okay? So the movie starts. He's waking up hungover. I mean, it can be stressful. Of course. He's waking up hungover, and he takes off on a flight. And immediately, something goes wrong on the plane. It's not him.

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The car starts going ham. Did you take your foot off the gas?

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But before things go wrong, he's making himself mimosas, sneakily taking those little airplane and being nuts. At the same time, the plane malfunctions, having nothing to do with him or his alcoholism, and he ends up- But he's obviously just not of sound mind to deal with it. But actually, he dealt with it in kind of the most incredible way.

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He ends up flying the plane upside down, landing upside down, and of the 100 passengers, I think maybe three people died. One was like a- Flight attendant who wasn't buckled in, she was helping this kid. So he's a hero. He managed to do the impossible, and the plane lands upside down. And that's the similarity I wanted to make, but let me just tell you what ends up happening.

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So they end up doing an investigation, and there's unaccounted for empty bottles, and they figure it out, and it's this whole thing, because it's like, well, these people did die, but even if he wasn't drunk, he was an amazing pilot. Where do we go from here? What's the moral equivocation? I think he ends up going to jail.

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Also to say, when I saw this upside down Delta flight, I was like, oh my God, Denzel, what are you doing here?

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They landed too hard and it flipped. The videos have gone viral, of course, of the plane upside down on the tarmac, but then people filming themselves getting out of this upside down plane. Nobody died. Which is amazing. Amazing. And we've just kind of been, this is like the last, the like third or fourth in a couple of flight things where everybody's like, what's going on?

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And we're just waiting to find out like whose fault it is.

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Now there's a lot of theories about whose fault this is. And I just want to say as somebody who's had the greatest fortune of flying in and out of Toronto Pearson a couple of times, it's 1000% that airport's fault. It is the worst airport on the planet. Just saying.

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Like what about it makes it something where you like fall, like where you flip over? It's just like the, it's kind of the atmosphere. Like it's such a toxic place. Like only bad things can happen there. I'm telling you it's Toronto Pearson's fault.

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Well, yes. So I saw this, Ben told me, we were like talking about it and I'm like, well, I hope nobody takes it because first of all, it impacts their ability to sue. They all have to band together. If any of them takes it, like it's not good. And then I watched this video that the points guy, Brian Kelly shared, and he was like, actually, They're still allowed to sue. This is just like Delta.

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I think like PR wise, $30,000 to what? Like a hundred passengers max is really nothing to them. But here we are talking about like how magnanimous it is. That's literally not what I'm saying. Oh, but that is what people are saying. Really? Yeah. Like, no, like it's not a contract and it's not a settlement. It's just like you went through something traumatic. Here's $30,000 for now.

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You were not waiting for me. I was parked. Literally standing there like. Excuse me. I just want to clear my name. I was parked. I was taking a long time to get out of the car because I got you a coffee. So I told my purse and two coffees.

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That's 1,000% what it is. You have to read the fine print. It's $30,000 in the form of a gift card. 30,000 miles. Now, if you're going through this, are you ever flying again? No. Like now I understand like Travis Barker, like there are these celebrities who have these famous stories. Whoopi Goldberg, she was like, I don't think I am.

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Because I'm the type of person, I have an inconvenient flight where somebody's rude to me. I'm like, I'm never flying again. It takes very little for me to stop flying. I think flying is one of the most miserable experiences on the planet. And I've actually never been in danger on a flight that I know of.

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So if I'm actually in active danger and everything's, I'm never getting on a fucking flight again. So yeah, I'll take 30 Gs.

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Because of Malaysia flight. Like let's. I never heard of black box before Malaysia.

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It's just audio, right? It's like everything.

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I just want to say, aviation expert Brian Kelly says, like, these people should and could take it. I watched his video.

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Well, it's all relative, right? And I think that...

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after taxes well after taxes yeah they should cover the taxes delta that would be huge then i would think about it but the people on the plane that's also like money's relative to to all different people so some people maybe use their last hundred bucks to get on this flight and 30k is like life-changing money some people are you know in a different spot so it's all it's all relative i know i feel like what i'm saying is get more of course because delta can afford it yeah

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I know, so actually in addition to the rumors about my botched facelift, a lot of rumors swirling that you and I are on bad terms and I'm not sleeping at your house.

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So I happen to have really enjoyed last night's episode of Summer House. Lindsay Hubbard was making me laugh so much. I love her level of unbothered. I like that she didn't even say hi to Carl when she did. She was like, hey, Carl. And he had like this big X. And she was like, what's up? I'm just cleaning up. You can't stop me from cleaning. I love that level of unbotheredness.

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And I really wish that was what Sierra was giving in last night's episode, because there were these two awkward,

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And so with Sierra, she's so clearly still hurt and still has feelings. I couldn't believe she even said that thing. Like, I hate you, but I want you to kiss me. Like, so. the reason why she's kind of at a disadvantage is because she's operating from that place and Wes is operating from a place where like, I actually think he doesn't care. And that's just like the worst thing to feel for Sierra.

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So she's like getting mad and she's like looking like she cares because she does. And so she's looking, just sort of like a dog with a bone a little bit, whereas he's just sitting there silently.

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Yeah, no, and I just feel like she came at it the wrong way because she insisted on having this conversation about something that was really personal to her. She was obviously really hurt by this New York Times article, and I get it. But she came at it having this conversation in front of everybody and kind of demanded that they have it in front of everybody. Then made fun of his hair.

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Like, she just, like, didn't handle it well to the point where I was like, well, I agreed with you, but, like, leave him alone. And up until this point, I haven't felt even remotely in defense of Wes. I'm like, everything that's coming your way, like, agreed, you deserve it, boo-boo, tomato.

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But I do feel like at this point, it's a couple of months after the reunion, he's probably been, like, sufficiently prepared.

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We are on bad terms. And Jackie had other house guests. I had a full house.

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Sierra's voice was just like shaking the whole time. And like, she just so clearly really still cares about him while also like fighting with him and like being mean to him about his hair. And so it just, it looks silly and you don't look like you're winning at all because like you so care and it's, and that's fine. But Have those conversations. Have real conversations.

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I'm sure if they had had a one-on-one outside, not in front of everybody, maybe not at night when there was cocktails around, they could have had a more productive conversation. But both of their conversations were kind of fruitless.

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there's no path forward and like they were friends but they got together so quickly so like to go back to that friendship like you were it's not like long-standing history even Lindsay and Carl have given up on their yeah long-standing friendship so I don't think that lasts long I think that like Carl and Lindsay who this episode like where they were very well behaved ambivalent like but I do think it gets contentious at some point um which I'm really not looking forward to I really prefer Lindsay in her unbothered era yeah it's hilarious to me

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Right, because what happened was that he broke up with her because he didn't think that that was his person. And so while that's hurtful to hear, it's honest and it's truthful and it's not... It's just, nobody wants to hear that.

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Man plans, God laughs. Because I always come and stay at your house. And it's lovely. I'll never stay at your house again.

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No, I didn't. But I didn't. That's funny.

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And that really hurts to hear. But like, that's a breakup, right? When you don't think that's your person. Yeah. And it's just like, it's kind of like an unfortunate truth. Yeah. Now, I want to talk about Bailey. Have you seen the rumors about Bailey? I sent it to you. Oh, I didn't see that you sent it to me. Unreal. Well, she's kind of like this weird character who was never properly introduced.

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Okay. Well, I enjoyed it, but I guess, yeah, nothing happened. So the rumors about Bailey, because there's definitely like a weirdness there. It's like, is she on the show or not? The rumors are that she was very much cast as a full-time Swirly. We were supposed to get to know her in the way we're getting to know Lexi, who we will talk about in one minute because I'm obsessed. Yeah.

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Being at a hotel has been so amazing and no disrespect. Cause you know, I love waking up like in your house with your family, but it's so worth it. Like the piece and the restoration that have afforded, like, and I went to this Bob, this hotel, you came and spent the day.

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And I guess at some point she gets confronted by the producers because she's like selling stories.

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They have probably edited out big chunks of her. Why did they even include that bit about some guy she's seeing in the city? Like, who gives a fuck? I thought the same thing. I'm like, not only, even if she was a full-time cast member, we don't care. But she's not. So I'm like, why are we getting invested in the storyline?

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Now let's talk about Jesse and Lexi. And what's so funny is I watch the episode with Ben and Ben does not watch his show. He doesn't know like who's new, who's old, who's been here before. And he's like, oh my God, every time it was Jesse and Wes, he was like, they're the best part of the show. And they're like the ones who actually go out.

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When they went to the club and got back at 1129, I'm like, why are we watching these people? And of course, Lindsay's pregnant, but it's like- Everyone came back. All the girls came back. So I'm like- This was supposed to be like young people going out, they're home at 11.30, that's not interesting to me.

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So every time Jesse and Wes, they're the ones who drink, they're the ones who go out, they're the ones who like try to get girls, like that's the whole point of the show. Ben thought they were so fucking funny. Like he was loving, he's like, Jesse Solomon's Jewish, right? I'm like, of course. And I was like really not okay at the scene where Jesse and Lexi are like kind of sharing their truths.

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their tragedies, their triumphs in life, in that bed where they're just, they're not like spooning, but they're just sort of like cocooning with one another. Talking intimately. She's sharing about this huge loss in her life of her best friend. He's obviously sharing his journey with cancer.

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Yeah. I thought... Yeah, it was like giving GBF, no? Oh, gee. I don't know about that.

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Okay, okay. Yeah, and straight people can obviously be friends, but you know, I assume GBF, but I don't know. I don't want, I'm not like, I have no proof of that. I thought that was so sweet. The way they were talking with one another really intimately and then they started making out.

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I'm worried that it's too fast and when you make out with someone and then you wake up in the same house, you automatically have the ick. It's just too close for comfort.

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And if, you know, Ron and Sam have taught us anything, it's like this is gonna be the most toxic relationship on the planet.

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even though back in the day it did but that was before you know there were girls in the dms and bonnie blue correct well now we're all competing with the bonnie blues of the world i thought that the um facetime conversation they shared of craig and page and then that interview that page shared was a real window and insight into that time because this is like a few months before they're getting right yeah this is july and they broke up in december so i feel like

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So I just wanna set the record straight for our listeners. Don't ever expect to see me at Jackie's house ever again, unless the hotel is booked.

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that was actually a really honest moment from Paige. And I think that it gave a lot of like color as to why this relationship didn't work out. And the fact that she's changed her mind on a lot of things and her life has changed so much and she didn't foresee herself being this like busy and successful and fulfilled by it. And she's not mad at it and she doesn't wanna change it.

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And so it's like a small crack that I think maybe if they hadn't been broken up, I wouldn't have thought much of. But now?

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Yeah. Yeah. I need more Gabby in this show because we get very little. And what we do get, I really enjoy. Because I know she's always up Lindsay's ass. And that is probably her biggest disqualifier when it comes to being a good reality star. But she's saying the thing that we're all thinking, being like, why is Lindsay even here? And why is Carl here? Thank you for saying that.

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Ben was cracking me up. Ben was like, those steaks are burnt and raw.

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It looked like a really nice meal. Not him making the meal for everyone and also cleaning up. It was giving Butler. Like, he's here because he's staff. Nobody cleaned, and he cooked the entire thing.

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I know. It's just every time he talks, I feel this overwhelming sense of dread. Like, he is so... Dreadful. Dreadful. So not entertaining. Yeah. So therapy talk. So I'm glad Lindsay's leaving. I want to be healed. Like I just.

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You're in New York City. Go meet someone. And you're going to meet someone at this fake party where everybody's like required to invite three friends and they have to stay for two hours and play no music.

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That's kind of it. It's actually really crazy how little Kyle and Amanda contribute to the show. Like we just did a whole recap without even talking about them.

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Now maybe I'm biased because he is my mortal enemy and I will hate him till the day that I die. But I don't think that's it. No, what did he do? Set up the speakers. He's also giving staff. He's organizing the cars and setting up the speakers.

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And the girls are so pretty and they like really get dressed up, even though they go out for 35 minutes. They put their best foot forward. It's nice to watch beautiful women doing beautiful things.

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In an extremely queer kind of way, that this is what I was doing, and this is why I was doing it. Did that stop the rumors swirling about me? No. What are the rumors? Claudia had a procedure done. Now, I feel like we're all forgetting that I'm pregnant, which pretty much bars, unfortunately, any pregnancy. And it's also, like, rude.

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That's our show, correct? That is our show. Let me just start, let me end the show how I started. She's giving eyeballs. Thank you guys so much for listening to the Destined Millionaire Morning Show. We do the best we can. Don't forget to subscribe to us on YouTube. So, if you're watching this on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe. Give us a thumbs up. We're also available on Spotify.

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I look so much uglier. Like, at Spotify, I can search your public video. I hear it at CastBox. Oh, you look so cool. She's too cool for school. About how beautiful, stunning, and smart we are.

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We're so happy. We are, by the way. We found a new home here. I love this, like, very Tim Dill. This podcast studio is so podcast. Do you know what I mean?

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We are real ones. We always forget we are huge, both physically, but also in the podcasting space.

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No, we look like the type of clips where the top comment is like, they should make podcast equipment more expensive.

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When a podcast goes viral for saying something really stupid, the top comment is always like, we've got to make podcast microphones more inaccessible.

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Rats. You know what? Now that this is our new home, we should leave a copy here.

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I'm going to leave a lot of stuff here. I've got plans. Give us a drawer. We're like in that episode of Sex and the City where Carrie gets like a quarter of an inch in Big's mirror in the bathroom. Next thing you know, she's got a blow dryer. She's taking out a drawer and he gives it all back to her. He was so fucking mean.

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Correct. Cleany, pargy things. We're really like the nightmare girlfriend. We're moving in, we're redecorating.

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We are not complaining. We are not judging. We are so excited and honored.

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The community, the podcasting community of Southern Florida.

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I have noticed it is very large. We'll fit right in. So by the way, today's a great show because it's Thursday. Stories are what they are. Life's what you make it, so let's make it rock. But it's also Summer House Day, so last night's episode of Summer House, the second of the season aired, and I have a lot of thoughts.

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I know we were trying not to recap it betwixt the two of us off air, and you were like, it was like a man.

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I know. And it's just so sad that like, and because we're sisters, like we could just say things to each other. Like other people would never even like be too afraid to say.

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And I just want to say, if you guys could hear off show talk, and you never will, like you would not be able to pull it out of me.

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Yeah. We were having lunch and we were gossiping and Jackie was being so loud. I'm like, I don't care. At like a pop in place where like they were totally toasters.

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Yeah. And I was like, could you shut your fucking mouth? Like, please. But I told you, I'll say it to your face.

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Yeah. No. By the way, sometimes you have to talk shit so hard that you actually can't even speak it. No, you cannot speak it. You sort of have to like.

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No, no, you ever say something like so vile and atrocious, you have to do like a couple of things before you say it. You have to check your phone, flip it upright to make sure like it's not recording a voice memo. That's very you. No, by the way, that's a universal experience, I'm telling you. I just like.

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Yeah, it's like, is my experience not important to you? Is it not valid? Also, rumors I got LASIK. I don't wear glasses. So there's just, like, a lot of inconsistency in the rumors, and it's really upsetting me. Yeah. Because now today I'm forced to not wear my glasses to prove like I'm still the same ugly bitch. And it's funny.

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Whenever I'm saying something so nasty, I'll take everybody's phones, I'll take Ben's, I'll put it all in like the center of the table, flip it up.

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Oh no, I don't feel the need to qualify my nastiness. When I say something really nasty, I flip up all the phones. Like she's an amazing, beautiful girl. I also repeat it in my head first, just to make sure if anybody walked by hearing it, is this something I could truly stand by? And that's why I don't leave the house.

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That's why I don't leave the house, because nobody can walk by in my own house. So you think. So true. My Alexa, the way my Alexa... could destroy me. There's a lot of theories. I saw this lawsuit. Well, she's always listening. Right, that she's listening even when you're not.

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Jeff Bezos doesn't even know that he could ruin my career, like with the information he has. I think he could make your career. I think it's time he did, by the way.

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Where's your Alexa? You don't know you have one?

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Different rooms in the home require different sort of conversations and the living room is not.

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Your living room is also far too open because you have like an open concept home. And it's like people in the kitchen and the dining room could hear you and it's not private.

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Where does the worst of it go down for you?

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Mine's the tub. Like it's really private.

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You know, I've actually never said anything nasty in my life. Yeah, it's just true. It's the truth. Well, that, by the way, I'm glad you brought that up. Because when talking shit and gossiping... The truth is a factor here. The truth will set you free. If we're exchanging truths, we're not doing anything wrong. If we're making stuff up, that's gossip. We don't do that.

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Correct. And therefore, nobody's getting hurt.

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these justifications we have to ourselves quarterly that our shit talking is fine. It's fine.

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Oh, I have the mindset when it comes to gossip of a woman twice my age. Yeah, and just know it will get even stronger. Cause now I'm stronger. And that must be a fun part of growing up, amongst other things.

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Also, fun fact, when we wrapped yesterday's show, the lovely gentleman, Ben here, who's been fabulously switching all the cameras, he said, he said it to both of us, but we all know he was talking to me. He said, you guys like singers? Are you like musicians? He said, you have such a good voice. And I just thought that was like an interesting fact I wanted to share with everyone.

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It's funny that you guys thought that I would get a procedure and it wouldn't be liposuction. Like if I was getting a procedure.

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He said, what kind of business you in? What kind of business y'all in? That's seriously such an underrated, obviously like the Post-Its moment from Romy and Michelle is like a viral moment, but that particular line, the way that server served it is so parched and it's often overlooked just by the like, we invented Post-Its and that's great, but... What kind of business y'all in?

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Sometimes you just want to see someone, what kind of business y'all in? It's true. That happens a lot. Actually, what were we just talking about? Love is Blind. The people being like, I work in medical aesthetics. I'm around a lot of Botox. What kind of business y'all in? What do you do? And also it's like, are you a doctor? That's cool.

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The other girl who had a doctorate in health administration and works in a hospital and called herself a doctor. What kind of business y'all in? Do you have a doctorate or are you a doctor in a hospital?

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It's just something that really only plastic surgeons can say. Having said that, I identify with these people on Love is Blind who have a difficult time expressing their jobs because when I meet new people and they say, what do you do? These days, I really, I think I just say, I have a podcast.

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It's Jackson. It's your favorite show. The fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly.

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I heard he's moving down here for the golf, which actually is a great segue because I've been watching Full Swing.

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I'm so glad that we are in agreement.

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Yeah. Yeah. Our first story, some hosting news. Nate Bargatze will host the 2025 Emmys. So celebrated stand up comedian Nate Bargatze is set to host the Emmys. Variety has learned the telecast will air live from the Peacock Theater in L.A. on Sunday, September 14th.

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Always confusing that the Emmys, which are part of the got variety, like take place at a completely different time than the rest of the award shows. You know, like they're.

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No, they're literally in the summer. It's so weird. But- I didn't know that. September 14th on CBS and streaming live on Paramount+. Nate Bargatze, thoughts?

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Yeah, and I'm always saying like you should choose those guys and it's mostly guys for these gigs. So I really like this even though like you, I never heard a joke of his. Like his reputation precedes him.

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Yeah, he had Nate Bargatze's Nashville Christmas on CBS. Oh, cute. Which sounds like a good idea. I think it went well from the Grand Ole Opry. That sounds fun. Yeah. I think this is a really good choice and a safe bet and hopefully opens the door for more funny comedians to host award shows.

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Yeah, he might be. But, like, who is this guy? Let's get real.

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Like, I've heard his name before, but why hasn't his comedy reached me whatsoever?

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Oh interesting well the way that they do it is interesting because like every episode follows a different player or two and like so we get to know this person in the next episode it's someone else that we have to meet but it's a nice way to get to know like the big names um I think I'm watching 2022 so like this is all new for me like I don't know who wins the masters in 2022 and the PGA tour and golf has never made sense to me like in terms of the game itself car birdie

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Yeah, but it's always fun to have a podcast, like, if you're a funny person. And it's low lift if you have stuff to say. Agreed. No, I think that he's digital. I like saying his name, Nate Bargatsey. Bargatsey. And it looks like something I wouldn't be able to pronounce, but I crush it.

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If I hadn't heard it, no, I've heard people say his name, because I don't even know how I would pronounce that.

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huge huge huge maybe maybe it'll be so big we'll find out like who he is you know see his chops I don't typically watch the Emmys just because during the summer I just am not turning on the no it depends where I am like physically emotionally mentally and that day the television like I don't really watch a lot of this stuff I feel like the Emmys come and go when give me a date let me see like where I'm gonna be in my life oh you said summer that's still summer for six more days

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Yeah, we'll probably watch a lot of TV because we'll just be, like, unemployed.

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Do you watch a lot of TV on maternity leave? Yes. You have to find, like, your show, like, your postpartum show.

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No, it's better postpartum because, like, you need something, like, more mindless. Like, right now you're really looking for great content.

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But then, like... I mean, it's time to watch Molly Mae and Tommy on Love Island.

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That was like the best experience for me. Like you need someone with a lot of hours. Oh, you're going to log a lot of hours. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? A little more TV news because Jimmy Fallon and Bose are teaming up to find the next big idea on a new reality show. So Jimmy Fallon and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Bose St.

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John are coming together to find the next big idea on the new reality competition series On Brand with Jimmy Fallon. So NBC announced that the new show has been officially greenlit and will follow Jimmy as he starts a premier marketing agency and fills it with the most creative, clear, and competitive go-getters he can find. He said, I love branding. I love marketing.

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I love the world of advertising. I think there are a lot of people out there who do as well. This show lets the audience and our contestants get a peek behind the curtain of how campaigns for some of the biggest brands come together and what goes into making them. It's exciting.

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I like this idea for a show. I don't understand how Jimmy Fallon, like, applies here, aside from the fact that he has a love of marketing.

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Yeah, I guess, well, Bose is like a seasoned businesswoman. Oh, yeah, so she's going to be the agency's chief marketing officer. She will mentor the creatives and evaluate their work, which is great because she has an extensive history as a CMO.

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Oh, I'm familiar. Now I'm understanding the game of golf, but I'm also understanding how the sport works in terms of like the PGA tour. And then the, what are they called? The big, do they talk about live golf? Yes. So that this season is like when live golf is having their first event. It's like, who's going to take the money?

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Yeah. Each episode will see the agency creatives work with a major brand in need of big ideas for a massive high priority campaign from creating earworm jingles and unbelievable activations to producing the most quotable commercials and much to have merchandise. Yeah, this sounds like a good show. It does sound exactly like Project Runway. Or like a little bit like The Apprentice. Are the people.

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When I heard jingle, I'm thinking of Joe Splat.

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Of course. But I feel like she wouldn't be a contestant. Like.

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Unless all of the contestants like are the elk of Girl Boss.

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people with a passion for marketing who maybe haven't had their big break yet.

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No, but I'm glad because like everybody does marketing. It's like never been like the sexiest job.

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And like maybe, and people who do marketing, like maybe like your parents don't understand what you're doing. Like now they can watch the show and see the talent.

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It's true. And it's going to be like the next Mad Men, I think.

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Really putting a spotlight on- What platform? The import of the advertising agency.

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Well, it's NBC, so- Peacock, probably. NBC. Oh, oh, wow, like a big cable show. Right? Some of the brands that will be featured include Captain Morgan, Dunkin', KitchenAid, Marshalls, Pillsbury. No, so let me tell you, the show itself- Honestly, if I didn't do this job, I would be a great contestant for this show.

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You don't think I would be so good on this show? No. I have so many great ideas for marketing and jingles. Like, I just, I'm always.

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What do you mean? Like, I have ideas up the wazoo.

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For sure. I could direct you towards campaigns.

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Because, like, we don't do campaigns.

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But, like, in my previous jobs that I held, like, I was a marketer. A social media marketer. A social media marketer, yeah. You know what else would be good for this? Okay, fine. You don't think I would be good for it. Just say it.

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No, but like KitchenAid is coming and like we need to create like a campaign and images and a commercial and who's going to be the, like I would be amazing.

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I can do Duncan. I love their breakfast wraps. Okay. I would put a spotlight on the breakfast apps because I think they're underrated. And I would have a huge revenue stream for them.

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Oh, for damn sure. You know who else would be good for this show? But feel free to disagree with me again. My husband.

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He would be the perfect type of person for this show.

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Thank you. Yeah, maybe I wouldn't be the winner. You would rise to the occasion. I could hold my own here.

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He's the ideas guy. He's jingling all the way home. Jingle all the way.

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But like it does really, the template is more so like The Apprentice, which is also what Bethany's was. And like that was the biggest show on TV. And it was a really good show. So I think there's, we need more of that.

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Yeah, but also the person who wins could maybe like get money to like start their own shop.

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I agree. And he's so not Don Draper. He's such a goofball.

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He's doing too much. But he's really goofy and proud. But when you're Don Draper, like he's ruining the mystique of Don Draper.

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And he's also like the reverend from Kimmy Schmidt.

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Maybe. Our next story, Haley Seinfeld is opening up about why she made the difficult decision to take a break from music. I know this is what everyone wants to hear.

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Yeah, but then it's just like, where's the money coming from? Like, you're kind of force-washing human rights violations of Saudi Arabia, which is a lot to put on Phil Mickelson, you know?

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Drop the T. Okay. Haley is dipping her toes back into the music world and opening up about why she left in the first place.

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Yeah. She stars in the upcoming action thriller Sinners and she also sang a song for its soundtrack called Dangerous and it marks her first release since 2023 and she's excited about it to say the least. She said, I had taken a break

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from music which was a very difficult decision to make but I wanted to focus on my app acting and I was happy to be doing that it goes without saying but music is a love of mine and a huge passion and something that has played a very strong role in my life in many more ways than one and having had the opportunity to make music through the years of my own is something I will never take for granted

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Right. And if she was being a pop star, like maybe the day that she met Josh Allen in her pop star parallel life, like she would have been out of town that day and not met Josh Allen. So I would say like all of her decisions have been the right ones because they led her to this place in her life.

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elsewhere and not with Haley and maybe she'd be the next dead maybe she'd be the next Sabrina but then she's dating Barry Keoghan it's not the same thing no it's not so close I think she's made the right decision for Haley self even though like we suffer we suffered at the time especially because what do you think is Haley Steinfeld's best song I love May okay the song love myself

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Yeah, but it's double entendre. So, like, on the surface, it's just about loving yourself.

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So at the time, they're like, if people go to live, they will be banned from the PGA Tour.

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Yeah, same. But the girlies have stepped it up in her absence. Oh, my God. We are fed.

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So, as long as Hailey's happy, I'm happy.

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From the new action thriller, Sinners.

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Does that still hold? No, because the way I feel about live now is like everybody does live like it's not controversial.

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I just lost all my stories from the banging. That's good. From the banging on the iPad. No, I found it. It's Hailee Steinfeld. Queenie Lish.

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But like I feel like so many people have endorsed it and it's not like a stain on anyone's record. And so the people who play live can also do the PGA Tour and there's just like now money for everyone now. OK. Okay. Yeah, no, it's definitely a crazy thing that happened.

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Interesting. That's nice if like she's going to get paid by Fortnite. But like what does it mean for the regular person? Do you know what I mean? Like if so, if you want to do the dance on TikTok like and it's copyrighted, what does that mean?

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By the way, like, no, I don't know any of these things.

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Well, I saw Kylie learning it at Coachella.

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Because she looks like Amelia? Yeah.

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Well, is it one of those campaigns where they have their heads to heads and they look like, that was Fendi that did that. They did with Nara Smith too.

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Yeah, they are finding like doppelgangers. Which isn't hard because everyone looks alike these days.

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Yeah. Gabriette. I like saying that too. I think Gabriette should date Nate Bargatze so she could be Gabriette Bargatze.

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Cool, cool. So maybe like his son if he's grown.

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They have a tour, a PGA tour where they have like waste management. Every weekend is a different. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Every night a different town. She follows me around. You might be asking too many questions now. But what are the four biggies called? A biggie. When you win all four, like Rory did. What's the name of that thing?

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Thank you, Claude. You're welcome. Our next story, Michelle Trachtenberg's official cause of death has been revealed after she died at the age of 39. So the New York City Office of Chief Medical Examiner confirmed to People Magazine on Wednesday that the actress's sudden death was a result of complications of diabetes mellitus. The manner of death was ruled as natural death.

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The spokesperson said the amended determination was made following review of toxicology testing results. According to the spokesperson, toxicology testing can be done without an autopsy.

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Right. Right. To die suddenly when you're 39.

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Really, really sad. Um, I don't know what diabetes mellitus is, so... Me neither. I don't know how that differentiates, but... Just terrible.

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Yeah, so talented. And, like, so ingrained in... Culture. And everything that she did, she, like, slayed.

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Yeah, and just everything that she did became iconic because she was in it. Maybe Ice Princess was a bad movie. Anyone ever consider that? But it wasn't because of Michelle.

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But Harriet the Spy, was she worth her salt? No. Michelle.

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Yeah. Our fifth and final story will lead into our TV recap.

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No, I know it's US Open, Masters, and two others.

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Paige Sorbo is doubling down on her claims that Craig was texting other women during their relationship.

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Yes. So she doubled down on the claims that he was texting other women because we saw a preview for the end of the season.

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We haven't watched this yet where she... he's not defending the people who are calling her a cheater in their breakup. And she said on the show that we haven't seen yet, she said, you're going to let people say that I'm a cheater. I caught you texting two bitches in the course of our relationship. So, of course, that sent the world into a frenzy.

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And we're just sort of waiting to see what that was. And, of course, he maintains that, like, he never...

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what stepped out so now that she's talking on what platform gave an interview to vulture and she said as part of the interview she said i don't know honestly i don't know if it was platonic or anything more but there were multiple times in our relationship where i gave him so much grace like should i have broken up with him a year and a half ago when i saw him texting hearts to a girl probably but again i loved him and i wanted to marry him

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Yeah. No, what does she look like, first of all? Like, is she single? Is she threatening? You know what I mean? There are girls that are threats, and then there are girls that are just ladies. Like your aunt. Was it your aunt? Like you. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Did he send you a heart?

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Okay, but those four are called... I thought I knew so much.

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Yeah, you're like an old married lady. Right, right. Am I harmful?

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Yeah. So we're going to need more information. I hope we're going to get more information when that clip does air. Me too. But we are learning a lot about their relationship in Summer House, which aired last night.

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Yeah, I definitely think that might have delayed the breakup. And I think that happens a lot of times with couples, like especially people from The Bachelor where like so many people are invested in your relationship and like you almost don't want to let them down. But I also think there's like something empowering when so many people are rooting for you. Like it might...

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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It's not that you don't want to let them down. That's one thing. But another where you start to like see yourself through their eyes and you're like, no, it is great. Like we are Craig and Paige. Like, and I feel like it might give the relationship a little bit of longer legs, but in a nice way. Like, because yeah, they're like championing you.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Telling your relationship with shit. The moment you feel, realize it's shit. Like you're like, ah, get me out of here.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Those are the majors. So I feel like the three majors that are in PGA Championship, the live players could have played even if they weren't on the PGA Tour. They could have still played the Masters. It's its own thing.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

3151.056

And also, I have to say, like, after a long day of day drinking, like, there's actually no... And you're having anxiety in your life already. And then it's heightened by the drinking. And you can't sleep because of the... I like I could feel that.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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They all do though. No but he's not being like a good.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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He's going out. Like, that's what they need to do. What he's doing is not contributing to the show whatsoever. We don't even see the girls he's bringing home. We don't even hear from them. He's literally like a boarder renting a room. And his...

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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escapades contribute nothing to the show and they also take away from the show because now no like before when he came in like there's a ton of single girls in the house maybe some of them like would right start talking to you but when you like act like this it's very unattractive they are literally like go get tested nobody's gonna want to get with him and he's taking away from the show and and he is being a bad roommate and it is weird to have all these strangers coming in and out of the house in the middle of the night you don't know these people like I think it needed to be said um

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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You're just getting it in. Like just, yeah.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Yeah, I definitely. And also how awkward is that? Like, I mean, maybe it's less awkward for it.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Well, he said it in his confessional.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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No, but how awkward is it to be like, for someone to sit you down and be like, you're a slut. And it's really like inconvenient to the house dynamic. Like, I think it would be harder for a girl to hear that. Like if a girl was shamed for bringing people home, like I would seriously crawl into a hole in that.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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And he's just, so I felt like a little embarrassed for him, but I think he should be a little embarrassed. Yeah.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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I hate what he's doing. But like the fact that we have to talk about it, like I, my cheeks are clenched. When Jesse was like maybe in a way game once in a while, like he's so funny.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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What's with that door? Well, that's what happens in the Hamptons. It happens with ours, too, with the heat. It expands the wood, and then it doesn't fit in the door frame. Oh, it's true. Yes, I forgot about that. Yeah, that's just like a funny Hamptons thing. Wes is really having as good of a season as he can have, considering he was like the weenie of the year.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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I feel like he's doing all the right things.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

3362.959

Of course. But like, he's just like, he's, he's a value add, like no matter how you want to slice it. Completely agree. All over my, I don't follow him on Instagram, but like he's in, he's in Matt James's. Passover Seder from Kickball Friends. He's with Brianna LaPaglia. He's doing... He's a great reality star. He's a value add to the show.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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And even in his confessionals, he always has funny stuff to say. I like his friendship with Jesse. He's so supportive of him. And the cancer...

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Yes. Eh. Eh, latter half energy. Eh.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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He just wanted to make himself feel better and be like, look, we're the same.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Sierra doesn't have to change her behavior.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Jesse has to change his. So Jesse shouldn't touch Sierra's arm. But if Sierra wants to touch his arm, like that's the least of the issues between them. Don't lay on top of her in bathing suits on a pool float. Don't put your leg over her. Like that's the sort of things we're going to scale back first. You want to get to perfection? Why don't you work on all those things first?

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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And again, it's up to him to change his behavior. If a girl touches your arm, like there's nothing that you could do about it. But until you've corrected every single thing that you've done, don't you dare start telling other people what to do.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

3538.314

Yeah. That was weird. Just he's not.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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He's not understanding like what's being asked of him. And why.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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He does really like her. But this is how.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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But not enough to like exercise some willpower. But I don't think there's anyone that could make him behave any different. I don't think he could meet any girl that would be that he likes more. That would be more perfect. That would make him behave any differently than he does right now. Because that's just him. Like Lexi seriously.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

3574.549

Yeah, Amanda and everyone in the house.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Yeah, it's all happening in like turbo mode.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Yeah, but it's happening in the span of like four weeks, whereas West's took like about eight months, six months.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Yeah, it was kind of a random episode. So it's just like a Sunday morning into the week. And then like some.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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When the girls were out. Probably those pitas. I need a pita.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Oh, okay. And I know this is frustrating for those of you who know golf, but I want to say like a majority of our listeners don't understand golf. Like we, like laymen, they're like laymen like us. And I feel like all of us starting to understand this together, like it will bring together husbands and wives. And that's what we do at The Toast.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

3631.298

And even the food for the Hope Lodge thing looked so good.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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I need a taco bowl. I'm just hungry and I'm craving bread. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I want a taco bowl. Like I might go to Chipotle after last night's episode.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

3692.227

Okay, leave it all in. I didn't talk because I thought maybe you'd do the whole sign-off.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Wait. Okay. I'm going to shut up. Actually, wait.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Happy Thursdayries. It's a beautiful day of Thursdays.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Like, do I cheer for a bogey or do I cheer for a birdie?

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Yeah, for sure. That's what I do. But it's all, it's all great. And I'm really enjoying it. And you should definitely watch and like, maybe we could sync up so that like, I'm not recapping it. And then you're recapping it a month later.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Spritz Society. Available everywhere.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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That's exciting. It's so funny that you have no cans in your huge studio when I am seriously in a box and I have –

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Ooh, pardulish. I mean, it's always sunny in Florida. Yeah.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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probably 12 boxes of spritz in here from the years and that's just your sweeper like nature because you would never stand for what i've put up with but i have so much spritz in here and i need you need a little bit more of my sweeper energy and i need a little bit more of your it's gonna be okay energy no i don't because i don't want to start collecting things but like it is okay to have stuff

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Yeah, it is. I feel like you're going to see that when you have a baby. And so I'm not going to push you on it. I'm just going to let nature run its course.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

54.075

but um oh I actually heard found some goss out this morning that I've been meaning to text you you have hot goss for me I do let me text it to you you're not gonna believe me is it about like people we know like personally no it's about a celebrity and you don't want to share it like hold on oh I'm excited I'm so sorry to start the show like this no it's okay

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

542.511

That's called manifesting. You manifested it.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

563.276

And are you feeling kicks in different places?

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Yes. And at a certain point, you have to set it all down. I do.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

626.522

Everyone's getting their feet rubbed. Hopefully, hoping that they like hit that ankle button that would put them into labor. Yeah.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Right. Well, take notes. Take up space.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Yeah. And he's watching the baby. Mom's got a break. Yeah. No, it was very inspiring. I thought he was going to like leave the baby in the stroller and like hold on to the stroller while he sits in the chair.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Not that's not the greatest. I like.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Yeah. And also you don't have eyes on the baby.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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You should have taken a picture for Ben.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Oh, you know what? They're, like, RBG. For sure RBG. But, like, came together actually really quickly. Yeah. So it's the stories, you know?

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

772.639

Who? Guess. What happened? Jesse Solomon.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Always. He elicits a lot of strong feelings for me, like really, really positive, like menschy, warm, like I love this man. And then really, really negative, like deep hatred, bombing, toxic male, like grow up.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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No, but we did talk about Jessie. So that... No, you knew. You knew. Yeah, it's true. Well, I look forward to recapping that. Same. And I think we can get into the stories, right? Me too. I think it's totally harmless to do so. I can see my clock now. I know you'll be happy.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Like someone that I know saw him. So yeah, a big celebrity is thinking about moving to Florida. That was it.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Except the thing is, if I hadn't seen my clock, I would have assumed that we've been really short in the pre-Fast Five banter. Right. And I would have kept going. And then we would have had like a really pargy long banter. And that's how you guys have been getting those Nalafis because I've been flying blind here. Yeah.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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No, get used to some Nalafis. Yesterday was an hour 20. You're not going to see those types of numbers up there again.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Oh, no. It's one. Naroff. Nice, regular one.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Nerlada. Nerlada. Nerlata, that sounds like a medication. Which, by the way, this show is a medication. So, Nerlata.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

907.695

Claudia, we are giving you a dose of Neralta today. It cures depression, anxiety, boredom, anger.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Okay, well, let's get into the Nerlada and give you a dose of Nerlada this morning in the Fast Five Stories that you do need to know.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

1019.025

And pregnant. Yeah, but I feel like pregnant is like temporary, so you can't. No, oh my God, I'm sorry. If there's ever a sect of society that we would actually give a pass for, it would be the pregnant woman. A thousand percent. And the thing is- And what about the quiet woman? You don't have it forever. And what about the quiet woman? Well, the quiet woman.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Let's talk about her since she can't speak for herself. I'm sorry, what was that? Since she can't speak for herself.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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It's just your girls. We have really good stories. I've got six. Maybe I'll do a choose your adventure.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

1076.479

Yes, okay, well, that's a little teaser for the stories and I guess without further ado, we could get into them. So now, what's today's date? I also had another countdown.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

109.801

So just the name of the movie and the marketing, I just assumed that this was a movie about a true story and a real juror, like kind of like 12 angry men, you know, where it's like, it literally reminded me of 12 angry men, but then, you know, the angry man was not the one who, spoiler alert, actually, I just won't say anything.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

1090.66

Because you want to know something? There's something that I haven't shared. I feel like I've been really quiet at the Redheads because the book I chose for this month, it was, it publishes today. So we had to like wait a week till people could buy it. I know, but I was like, AI, it was an AI recommendation. They recommended a bunch of books. I had read some, this one looked really good.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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I was like, you know what? It will be like super new and great, but it's like, you can't buy it. It's like sold out. And it's, I think it might, I think.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

1120.501

So all eyes on redheads because I might have to change the book. Yikes. I'll still get to read it in my personal time because it looked good and I did preorder it, but it's kind of a mess.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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We actually had to do it once because Snitch chose a book that was unavailable to buy anywhere. Interesting. It wasn't even on Kindle.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Yeah, it's happened before, but it's a pain in the ass and I'll deal with it. So yes.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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I feel like yesterday I was sharing how this week felt really slow.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Thank you, Turt. Yeah. That was so genuine. You're welcome. I mean it. Our first story, some surprising news this morning. Bachelor stars Matt James and Rachel Kirkenell break up after four years together. So Matt James just posted to Instagram this morning a photo of him and Rachel meeting on The Bachelor saying, "'Father God, give Rachel and I strength to mend our broken hearts.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

1449.99

Give us a peace about this decision to end our relationship that transcends worldly understanding. Shower our friends and family with kindness and love to comfort us and remind us that our joy comes from you, Lord.'"

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

1491.969

The herstory of Nima Colon. I thought it was weird that he tagged Nima Colon like period because- they met there like so long ago.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

1536.977

an interesting way to announce it. Also, she hasn't posted anything, but her posting cadence, if you follow her, is not typical. Like she doesn't post for days or weeks at a time, and then she posts like a recap of her last week or something. So for her not to be online right now is not strange.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

154.763

Yeah, no, I think he was actually being like, that's your, like, he really didn't expect it. What are the odds? Which is why when I thought it was a true story, if I didn't, if I knew it was fake, I've been like, this is too fake. So I'm actually glad that I had to really hold, um,

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

1599.824

Well, I think that they broke up. And now in thinking about them and their relationship, I haven't really thought about them in a while. I think it makes sense because they've been dating a really long time. And so either they were about to announce that they're engaged or that they broke up. And I think they could go either way with these things.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

1614.231

And now thinking about them, I really, you know, they've been kind of quiet. I feel like maybe they've been on and off for some time because there's always been like rumors about them. And the way that they started, they obviously met on The Bachelor and then they broke up live on the show.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

1627.797

Yeah, and so they've always been a little touch and go and that they didn't get engaged sooner. I think, yeah, it's time.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

168.715

hold it to account by thinking it was true and then the other thing is now I agree with you like why wasn't this nominated for anything every single major actor is in it it was a very good movie I enjoyed watching it like it kept me on my toes it wasn't like so much fun right I was no I had a pet I had a pet but like it's a Clint Eastwood movie every single person is of note why wouldn't this be nominated for literally anything or one person and I just assumed it was a true story because the last Clint Eastwood movie that I watched was 1517 to Paris about the

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

1689.514

I like when someone shakes it up a little bit, you know, it's not what's expected It's not a joint statement. Please respect our privacy.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

1725.394

Give Rachel and I strength to mend our broken hearts. Give us a piece about this decision to end our relationship. That transcends worldly understanding. They have ended their relationship as long as it's not a hacker.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

1767.869

I don't know. I just don't think a hacker is this in the weeds and that they've hacked into this big account and this is what they're gonna do. So I think it, their social media, even cadence of posting and things that it's not really like traditional, like here's every thought and feeling.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

1784.634

It's much more curated. Yep. So I think this was like curated and I think they're broken up. And that's that on that. I'm in shock.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

1799.326

Yeah. Well, good luck to them in this next chapter of their lives.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

1896.698

So. I could see them also just getting along on an interests level. Yes, yes. I could see her moving to Charleston. Same. And adding value to the show.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

1925.282

Okay, well, are you ready for our next story? Yes. Wendy Williams is making headlines as she insists that she's not cognitively impaired and feels like she's in prison in a bombshell Breakfast Club interview. So Wendy Williams called into the Breakfast Club on Thursday morning in a plea for freedom.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

1941.191

The 60-year-old and her niece told listeners that she is trapped in a facility in New York with elderly patients without access to her phone or laptop while under guardianship. She called her situation emotional abuse in the bombshell interview. She said, I am not cognitively impaired, but I feel like I am in prison. I am definitely isolated to talk to these people who live here.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

1959.464

That is not my cup of tea. She said, I keep the door closed. I watch TV. I listen to the radio. I watch the window. I sit here and my life goes by. She claimed her cats have been taken and are gone despite her wanting to be with them. Um, And that she is in a conservatorship despite not being cognitively impaired.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

196.9

the heroes, the American heroes who took down the terrorists on the train. And in that movie, like the heroes played themselves.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

2034.29

Right. I don't know. I don't know what's true here. I don't know either, but it's a scary one to think about the first situation. It's almost too terrible to think about. Yeah.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

2076.584

Yeah, the niece was there helping her and like sharing more details of the situation.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

2090.134

Yeah, but then the end would be the cliffhanger. Kind of like the end of juror number two, by the way. Like, what is they're saying? Okay.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

210.007

Like not to- No, the movie was bad. And because it was, I just thought like Clint Eastwood was doing true stories. Now, also, did you know that his daughter plays the girlfriend in this movie?

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Oh, I thought if they wanted to let you know for sure that he was going away for it, the police would have come and arrested him.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

2150.416

Yeah, but it's like Kiefer Sutherland said with his record. this would have been strike two and they would have, you know, jailed for life.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

221.132

His daughter, Francesca, played the killed girl. Wait. And like, she really doesn't look like herself. Well, I know her from her iconic, keeping up with the Eastwoods. Mrs. Eastwood and Co.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

2238.618

Yeah. Yeah. And I don't know if it's because of like what's happening now.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

2282.551

Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. So fans are trying to give Leighton Meester the Heidi Pratt treatment. Leighton Meester's fans hype up the actress's underappreciated pop music to help her rebuild her home after the LA fires. So Leighton Meester and Adam Brody, their house was one of the first to burn down in the LA fires.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

2300.705

And now fans are starting to hype up her music that she released back in the day and try and do for, um, Leighton what the internet did for Heidi's music as well.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

2339.577

Yeah. But her songs are coming back into the fold. Now, of course, Somebody to Love, Your Love's a Drug. I don't know how the royalties on Summer Girl would get to her because it is from the movie musical Country Strong. It's owned by the Warner Brothers. And I do wish the initiative was a little more like, let's all watch Country Strong to support Leighton.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

2376.002

Yeah, also Good Girls Go Bad. And she did have a debut album, Heartstrings, with Universal Republic. No, no, that was independently released. Oh, so that's even more. Oh, so we should be streaming her independent music. But previously she was with Universal Republic with Your Love's Your Drug.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

239.481

And so a couple of times they showed her, I was like, is that the daughter? She really didn't look like her. And then the next time they showed her, I was like, let me look for her face.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

2414.362

No, I feel like she's a real one. Like she really keeps to herself. I think she just like lives her life as in a happy marriage. Works. Now, yes, she's very settled. Works to work. But maybe all of the glitz and glam in the industry like wasn't for her. And she's also in that show Parenthood. Like don't, let's not forget. Which is a big show. One of my.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

2460.646

They are so wrong for that. I just want to say.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

2513.495

Like, seriously. I wear my flip flops and when I get my hair down. The party never stops. And who needs a boyfriend?

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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I recommend streaming Country Strong to support. And watching. And listening to the album.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Yeah, but also a lot of those shows, when the people are like in their young adult years, like they don't look back on them as fondly as we remember it. They're traumatic. It's like toxic, you know. They're not as obsessed with it as we are. So we have to remember that.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Yeah. So I just feel like this movie is not really getting like the legs that it deserves, but it was reminding me of like my cousin Vinny with a little bit of juror number two, I mean of 12 angry men. And I just, I thought it was like a good thing piece. It definitely gives you a pit.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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I don't want to, I feel like literally five people listening to the show have watched the movie and they might've even turned off today's podcast by now because like, who cares about this movie? I don't want to spoil it. So I'm not going to, but maybe at the end, I'll just say like the thing that I have to say that would spoil it.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Thank you, Claude Space. Oh, just Claude. Claude Space. Just Claude. Our next story, some interesting marketing news because the cast of a show called Severance has drawn huge crowds in Grand Central Station to promote season two of their show called Severance. Why are you saying it like that? Have you never heard it?

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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I just feel like if I keep saying Severance without like making it known that it's the show called, like it could get lost in the sentence.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Yes. So the acclaimed Apple TV series called Severance deployed an unlikely marketing tactic ahead of its second season, which returns on Friday. The series cast, including Adam Scott, Britt Lauer, Zach Cherry, Tramiel Tillman, and Patricia Arquette all gathered as their respective characters and at Grand Central Station on Tuesday.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Several social media users posted videos of the installment and documented the cast portraying their characters in their makeshift office space in the center of the train station. So it was just like this glass box and all the actors are in there like kind of literally LARPing their characters for the show to drum up some excitement for their new show, Severance, season two.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Like- It is performance art, but these are, you know, artists, performers. And I think it's really putting them to work. in a good way. They're literally LARPing. So I like that. And I agree. I, now that I think of it, I've heard of the show Severance. I've seen like posters for it, but it never really stood out from the heap of other shows. And this stands out.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Now, maybe I would have watched it if you said something better about it, but no, I don't want to feel those feelings you just described. So I'll sit this one out.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

2973.22

Was like anything disturbing happening or it's just like the fast paced nature was like just giving you anxiety.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Episode one, season one ending. Like I'm pretty sure something happened at the very end of the first episode. That was disturbing. Really gave me a pit. Yeah.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Understood. Well, also Ben Stiller is like the director of this. So he was like there like filming videos. In Grand Central, like having the best time. Yeah, and I'm happy for Team Severance.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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And maybe they didn't have to. And so I think that that is good and exciting for the fans of the show and will drum up more interest in the show for sure.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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No, it was smart. I liked it. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? I know. Bidding is such sweet sorrow, sure. Well, Jen Shah's prison sentence has been reduced again and she will be home before Thanksgiving 2026, reports are reporting.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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I don't know. So she would be home in about less than two years and it's like, this is, she's doing her time. She's not, she's definitely not getting any leniency because of who she is. And so she will likely come home when the show is still on the air. I thought by the time she got out of prison, the show would be long gone and it would just move on. But no, she will come back to this show.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

3118.76

How long will she have served? She will, when did she go in? I believe it was an eight-year sentence. I think she pled guilty in July 2022. So she went, she got sentenced January 2023 and went to prison February 2023. And then by March, her sentence was lessened by one year. And now it has been, so 2023 to 2026. Three years.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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It's just, even though some of them have been really good, first of all, the AI songs sound more like what should be your next single, not a theme song for the show. So that's a different conversation, but it's just not in the spirit of this competition.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Bravo doesn't give a fuck. No, they don't have like actual scruples when it comes to like morally... Bankrupt individuals. Plus the precedent is there. Teresa came back on the show after serving time. And I think for Bravo, it's like, well, you did the crime. You served your time. Why are we going to miss out on entertainment value?

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

3256.417

I'm pretty sure they waited for her though. Like I know what you're talking about that season. It feels like she wasn't there. But then I remember reading that she was in prison for a year and they waited.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

3266.365

No fucking way. Okay, hold on. Okay. Teresa. By the way, you're 100% right. She never missed a season.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Yeah. So maybe she was laying low for one reason or another that season with the twins, but she was there.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

3303.357

You thought that she was there because Tree wasn't and the twins were there to fill Tree's void. Because they literally started filming when she came home from prison, like that night. Cameras up.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Well, it's not like we're watching currently.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Yeah, I have heard really good things, but I guess she will be back whenever she comes out. but she's kind of like one of these people who's just like a agent of chaos where I think like she just wanted to make like the best, craziest, interesting TV, but it didn't make sense. And I don't like that.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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I also feel like a lot of the AI generated songs focus too much on like the toast as a piece of bread and real ones. No, like AI is obviously not a toaster yet, but they would know like that has nothing to do with the premise in the song.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Like I don't mind someone being like a super villain when they're consistent, but she would just like say things just to like disrupt a dinner. And it's like, this is not grounded in anything.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Yeah, that's not my favorite. I know it's crazy and pops off, but it just doesn't make sense to me.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Yeah. And when they're not filming, they don't hang. It hits harder when it's like friendships and there's history, even if the drama isn't good. That's like Beverly Hills. It's just two friends who are kind of like, like ships passing right now. And like, they're missing each other, but because the friendship like runs so deep, it's what makes it interesting.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Oh my God. So no, not the ending necessarily, but just the whole movie. Like I had such a pit for this guy. Like, could there be a worse feeling in the world than like having killed someone and like facing like accidentally, like you didn't do it on purpose. You weren't drinking. You like realize that you've killed someone. Like you have to go to jail. Like,

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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So I'm loving what we're seeing so far. I'm loving it. Do you have a front? I have two front runners in my head.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Yeah, or it's like maybe someone hit her first and then he did hit a deer and it just happened to be like right after. But that would have let us off the hook too much. Like morally, we wouldn't have to like deal with this really hard question of like, does this person who was a drug dealer, who has done bad, like he is a criminal who's going to jail for something that he didn't do.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Does Nicholas Holt deserve to go to jail when he has a baby at home and he's an otherwise good person? Like an upstanding citizen.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Right, and then if one person won't budge, it's a hung jury? Yeah. He should have let it be a hung jury though.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Unless I'm opening his big fat mouth in the jury room and being like, well, unless they could get a not guilty verdict because That's like Casey Anthony, right? She was not guilty, but they didn't go back out and try and find the person who did it. Yeah, there wasn't any evidence of anybody else. That's the thing. Right.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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But if he could have gotten not guilty and not had put the prosecutors onto the idea that it was someone else. They would have moved on. Yeah, they would have moved on. So that would have been ideal.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Yeah, but- prison for life, he didn't do that. He didn't do that thing, yeah. I don't know, I didn't really care.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

3710.534

Yeah, no, and it's like, it's just a shame, because this Nicholas Holt has really changed his whole life, and like one accident, you know, because I think if under regular circumstances, say he hadn't had that prior DUI and like this history, and if he had come forward and said, oh my gosh, like I thought it was a DUI, blah, blah, blah, like he would have, there would have been consequences,

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Even if he came forward a year later and was like, oh my gosh, I think this was me. I thought I hit a deer. The issue is that he had ordered to drink at the bar. They can't prove that he didn't drink it. They know he's an alcoholic formerly and that he's had a DUI in the past. So it lines up to be something else because they couldn't breathalyze him. The movie was kind of brilliantly done.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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And the boyfriend, what's he in? He looks familiar looking.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Oh, no, I've seen him in something. Let me find out what, and then we can.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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And to be fair, there's no update on Matt James. So just like letting everyone know.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Hillbilly Elegy. Yeah, he played JD Vance in Hillbilly Elegy. What? Yeah. Older JD.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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I recognized him and that is so funny. And then also he was in one of my favorite movies, Barely Lethal, starring Haley Seinfeld and Dove Cameron.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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And Sophie Turner. Don't sleep on that one.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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That's our show. I think that's it. Tomorrow shall be a Cosdale Celebray.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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So we bid you adieu. Adieu. I want to see that movie Night Bitch. With Amy Adams?

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Why? Something bad happen? I think it's just like not the sort of thing you would want to watch pregnant. I don't know why I get that vibe.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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An artist who pauses her career to be a stay-at-home mom seeks a new chapter in her life and encounters just that when her nightly routine takes a surreal turn and her maternal instincts begin to manifest in canine form. Wait, what? Her as a dog? Her maternal instincts manifest in canine form.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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No, agreed. And I love what we've seen so far. However, I also feel like the best is yet to come because I feel like the real Matthew Comas of the world are still in the studio laying down tracks. And so like the things that are gonna come in the next few days might actually be even more produced than what we've already seen.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Oh my God, nevermind. That reminds me of that show on Netflix with Drew Barrymore where they would eat people. The Santa Clarita diet.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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So even though, like, I have two that I would be, like, so proud to play at the beginning of the show, I'm holding space that, like, the winner might not even have submitted yet.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Yeah, also we were watching Jordan number two last night, so we were busy. But at the end of each day, I will go on Zach's phone and look at the TikTok videos. But you just have to like, just know that for you, Claudia, like until the end of the day, I won't have seen them all.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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I know. I'm so sorry. Last night I did not go out. However, I did do my homework because I wrote it down in my notebook. I watched your number two. Let me just cross that off the list. So do you want to recap it at the end of this? Even though like, I don't think anyone's talking about that movie. It's like movies. People want us to recap us during number two.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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And if there are a lot of people's favorite creators, then of course you're going to follow your favorite creator wherever they go next. So I think it will be more so for people who kind of like blew up, didn't do much after that, but was like kind of resting on their laurels of like having a big following for one reason or another. But most of the big creators like, they are multi-platform.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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They post their videos to Reels. Like I think a lot of people will be okay, but you will have to put on your business woman and man panties. And get creative. And start to enterprise.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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You know? I do think that it will be banned Sunday and then it will be back early next week. I think it's like part of the first 100 executive orders.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Countdown 2, it really feels that way. Plus like it will be a few days after Molly Mae's documentary. So we'll all still be like reeling from that. Also the inauguration performers like are kind of starting to pop off.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Like she, no one wants to be- You guys, Rascal Flatts is reuniting to perform at the inauguration. Like it's turning into Jack's Fest. Yeah, Magaball equals Jackie Ball.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Well, we don't need like a formal recap. Just let me know if you liked it. So I did like it. However, I didn't have any preconceived notions about it, except that I assumed that it was going to be a true story for a couple of reasons.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

715.1

So are Rascal Flatts, Gavin and Jason Aldean is also performing. Are they performing at the inauguration or like at other things? There's like a ball. And then, but like, where's the one that's on TV where like. And also like if Rascal Flatts are performing and it's not on TV, are you kidding me? Right. Well, we're just going to have to take a trip to Uncasville. Oh, I am going to Uncasville.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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But I'm not taking a trip to DC to see them.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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One, you said something on the show that now I understand what you were saying, but at the time I thought you were saying like, you said when I was watching it, I didn't realize what I was watching until halfway through.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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No, and like crunching on that chalk is icky. So if you don't have to do that, like that would be nice, but it's not as effective. Yeah, I feel like I need RFK to look into this.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Look at the ingredients. Yep. There are other red dyes, obviously red 40.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Which is also not good. But apparently the dye that was banned is even worse than red 40. It's been banned in cosmetics. So we're ingesting and we couldn't even put it on our skin. That's so crazy. I look forward to more changes like this. It's been really positive.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Food colorings aren't great, but red 40 is worse. And also red 40 is also just bad for kids. I don't know how much it affects adults, but also does it affect, does it make like, you know, in utero them all hyper?

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Oh, it starts as like flutters, right?

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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And then it will be an unmistakable foot.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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I know. They're just like, they just want to be a part of the like offended party. It's like fun to be.

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Nothing Will Ever Be The Same Again: Thursday, May 15th, 2025

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Actually, no. I just feel like when I see that on TikTok or on reels, scroll, scroll. I never see it. If I, and also someone did like a couple of remixes of unwritten.

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Nothing Will Ever Be The Same Again: Thursday, May 15th, 2025

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But maybe when you're changed. The next time we podcast together on the toast, we'll agree on that. Maybe. Maybe. Because you're going to be so changed. She's changed for the better.

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Nothing Will Ever Be The Same Again: Thursday, May 15th, 2025

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Not the first person. No, not the first. No, no, no. I was going to say the first person, but it's not. It's just the first person I'm recording. Oh, I was going to tease. I don't know how to tease this, but one of the people that I'm recording with, you and I have been talking about all morning having nothing to do with the fact that I am recording with her. Is that? Yeah.

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Nothing Will Ever Be The Same Again: Thursday, May 15th, 2025

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I mean, we have to get it all out now, even though we are recording a Patreon after this. So it's technically not our last episode together. It's true. Oh, and next week there's Patreon episodes every day. So if you're missing our girls, head over to Patreon.com. Slash the toast because we've been working overtime to keep you fed. Yeah. Keep you satiated. Yeah.

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Nothing Will Ever Be The Same Again: Thursday, May 15th, 2025

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You're completely fine. Like every time you're missing us, there will be a patron for you.

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Nothing Will Ever Be The Same Again: Thursday, May 15th, 2025

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But this is our last pre-Fast Five banter where we're so different from one another and we are the people that we are because I'm also going to expand my role as an auntie and I don't know how that's going to change me. Oh, let me lock my iPad. I'm so glad you brought that up. I haven't been a new auntie. In two and a half years.

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Nothing Will Ever Be The Same Again: Thursday, May 15th, 2025

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And I just want to say before I had kids, I was the number one auntie.

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Nothing Will Ever Be The Same Again: Thursday, May 15th, 2025

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Well, here's the beautiful thing about the circle of life because while they are losing a bit of their auntie, they are gaining a cousin. Yeah. And, Like, it's like, I don't think Mikaela even noticed that I was slipping, that I was slipping because I gave her a cousin. Gave her a friend, yeah. And that was even better than what I was doing.

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Nothing Will Ever Be The Same Again: Thursday, May 15th, 2025

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So I think they're gonna be so excited about the new addition that they're not even gonna notice that Kojus hasn't slept. I don't know. Kojus is tired.

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Nothing Will Ever Be The Same Again: Thursday, May 15th, 2025

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No, Charlie has seen a lot. He's seen a lot of different ways of it being done. And I think he knows what he wants to model. And I think that's good boy behavior. Got it, so not Charlie Shea. No, he'll be modeling good boy behavior. Trust me. GBB. If not, come tell his mama. Oh, you know I will. No, but they're going to be so excited.

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Nothing Will Ever Be The Same Again: Thursday, May 15th, 2025

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Like I'm really being so like commemorative. I feel like if we aren't commemorative on this episode, like it will be weird and it will pass us by. And we'll be like, oh my God, that was kind of like a major one. And it's like, everyone else is going to be like, oh my God, last Jackson quad. And like, I feel like we really need to be present in this moment, even though that's so not like us.

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Nothing Will Ever Be The Same Again: Thursday, May 15th, 2025

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Maybe over the course of this episode, when we talk about the things that interest us, you'll understand what we've been talking about all morning.

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Nothing Will Ever Be The Same Again: Thursday, May 15th, 2025

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Sounds like you're saying we need to acknowledge the space that we're in. We do need to acknowledge the space that we're in. Consider it acknowledged. And like, do a little manifestation of the manifest. Okay. Do you know what I mean? I have a really hard time like being present, present. I don't think manifest is the right word. No, no, it's not.

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Nothing Will Ever Be The Same Again: Thursday, May 15th, 2025

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But I do think manifesting more would help me be more present.

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Nothing Will Ever Be The Same Again: Thursday, May 15th, 2025

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Cause it's like, I'm saying all these things about how it's the last one, but like, are you, are you, are you living that?

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Nothing Will Ever Be The Same Again: Thursday, May 15th, 2025

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no she's not it's just any other she's so inauthentic um no i'm trying like i feel like if you speak it you will be it okay so it's better than not commemorating anything do you feel like it's i could tell you recently hung out with lauren bostick oh my god well thanks for spoiling my guest oh it's fine wait is she your guest for when Who knows?

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Nothing Will Ever Be The Same Again: Thursday, May 15th, 2025

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That's actually not who we were talking about at the beginning of the show. Yes, I've been hanging out with Lauren Bostic. Okay, once. Yeah, but we text, too. Okay. And we're both not big texters. So it's like... It's all the radiation. The fact that we, like, do it for each other. Right, right. You take that risk. We really do. That's really sweet.

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Nothing Will Ever Be The Same Again: Thursday, May 15th, 2025

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But yeah, I'm trying to be present. Like, I don't know what more to tell you. And I feel like you're not present. But you're not trying to be more. So it's not an issue.

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Nothing Will Ever Be The Same Again: Thursday, May 15th, 2025

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I don't know. I just feel like it's like when like we should be so much more like aware that it's the last. Right. But I don't feel it in my bones. I'm just like, I know it.

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Nothing Will Ever Be The Same Again: Thursday, May 15th, 2025

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I don't know why. In our room, like giggling. Yeah.

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Nothing Will Ever Be The Same Again: Thursday, May 15th, 2025

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Putting them in a box to go to Legacy Box one day. I agree.

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Nothing Will Ever Be The Same Again: Thursday, May 15th, 2025

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Well, your presence is a gift. True. Always. Eternally. One that we will miss. Oh, yeah. She's kicking me out already. Because if we're being present in this moment, it is our last episode together.

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Nothing Will Ever Be The Same Again: Thursday, May 15th, 2025

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Right. So I think that's a really exciting tease. And then I would say the other co-hosts, so interesting. So many people in media. So many different media publications. So many moguls. Two men. Two men. Okay, I know one. Who?

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Nothing Will Ever Be The Same Again: Thursday, May 15th, 2025

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Well, that will be there for you to run the data on the various media moguls.

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Nothing Will Ever Be The Same Again: Thursday, May 15th, 2025

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So. Now, without further ado, are you ready to wrap up the final Fast Five of Jackson Claude as we are? I am. Jackson Claude as we are. Without further ado-da-do-da-do, it is time for the Fast Five stories that you need to know.

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Nothing Will Ever Be The Same Again: Thursday, May 15th, 2025

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And then the person that I just discussed, it's a four day week.

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Nothing Will Ever Be The Same Again: Thursday, May 15th, 2025

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And then another woman in media in a major way. Yes.

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Nothing Will Ever Be The Same Again: Thursday, May 15th, 2025

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Thank you, Slash Turt. You're welcome. Our first story, two couples who we talk about at length on the toast have reportedly allegedly come together and joined forces.

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Nothing Will Ever Be The Same Again: Thursday, May 15th, 2025

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as a support system. Prince Harry and Meghan's secret mansion summit with Brooklyn and Nicola to share trauma of toxic family feuds. Okay, this does sound like a made-up British tabloid story, but let's pretend. It's in the sun, so could be that. Correct, okay. But apparently...

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Nothing Will Ever Be The Same Again: Thursday, May 15th, 2025

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Prince Harry and Meghan are secretly supporting Brooklyn and Nicola amid their family row and had them over for dinner last week. The foursome dined at the Sussexes in Montecito just days after Brooklyn skipped his dad's 50th birthday. A source familiar with the event said Harry and Meghan were very empathetic and very kind to them both.

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Nothing Will Ever Be The Same Again: Thursday, May 15th, 2025

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Harry was fully aware of the situation and offered Brooklyn his unwavering support as someone who has been through similar.

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No, I'm telling you guys, I have really cast a wide net. I'm so excited to talk to all these folks. And it's going to be really great. So not to jump the gun, and we're going to miss you, and we love you, and it's an eternity. Yeah, no, and everyone's going to miss me. And it's still about you. And they're going to miss me so much, yeah. You're going to be so missed, but you will be so fed.

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I just want to say, if this is true and we have to like operate as if it is for the sake of conversation, this is the worst idea I've ever heard for Brooklyn and Nicola. Like to go to like be on the outs with your family and then go seek advice from people who actually like burned theirs to the ground. Like do not be like these people.

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It was going to be my next part. Like B, because then we're going to another concert, like isn't headline news, except that he was wearing a hat and we'll get to it. But I just need to say to Brooklyn and Nicola, like you're hanging out with the wrong people. Like you should either be just taking a break from your family. That's fine. They're toxic and narcissistic allegedly.

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So yeah, you want to break, but like to go seek advice from these two, this is what they are, what not to do. They are how not to break from your family.

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Yeah. They can go no contact. I would endorse that because it's not working. And they really tried. For the last year, they supported, they were at everything. I can say they really gave it their all. And if you wanna take a break from them and not speak to them, that's fine with me. Don't do what those two did and do not take advice from them. Or it's just like fancy British people having dinner.

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Why would Nicola, she's like so gorgeous, so young, so why does she want to go eat dinner with some 40-year-olds and their kids?

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I can understand why Brooklyn might be interested in having dinner with Harry, like he's the prince of the country.

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Yeah. But I'm sorry, Nicola, like what is she doing there? Correct. I'm sorry. I think this is really a horrible idea and I hope it's false. But I also, if it is false, I just want to give credit to the person who made it up. It's funny. Because it's fucking hysterical.

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Vigils will be held in my honor. But it's still about you this week. And I'm just going to stop talking about what's happening when you're not here.

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No, I feel like that's the bridge that they like straddle in their age bracket. I don't know why I'm making them to seem so old today. No, but they are like, you know, adults. Yeah, you have like 40s taste. And some of it is like the young, cool stuff. And also like Megan is a friend of Beyonce's.

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Well, I don't like his outfit either. Like if we're just criticizing his style. I don't like him if we're just criticizing his persona. It's not as if the hat ruins an otherwise fab outfit. So I think all together it works because it's a bunch of weird stuff put together.

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Why leave the house? Because they never leave the house. And why post the pictures?

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So... Well, maybe he'll come out and he'll be open about his struggles. That's kind of his MO.

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Would you give him a chance? Yes. If he said like, I've been struggling with hair loss and even started like a hair loss platform, like how he's very big in the mental health space. Like a Rogaine or you mean like a BetterHelp? Like a, yeah, like a Telehealth for hair health.

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Jackson Blank. You need more Jackson Clurd. That would also have been a good name for the five weeks without you. Jackson Blank. Yeah. It's just kind of very open ended. Yeah. Like, I actually love that.

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Telehealth for hair health. I think it's actually a good idea. He would be a great spokesperson because obviously he walks the walk and the mental health space is so crowded at this point.

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So here's the, I don't think it's what's happening. I don't think it's a possibility, but I think it's what should happen. And maybe even if he went to Turkey and he had no plans of being open about it, maybe this will reach him. And just let him know, like, I think there's money here.

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And they did in America. That you know that. Yeah. Okay. Who? Hit me with the. Okay. Who? No.

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Is it a famous person? A little bit. Okay. Oh, that's juicy.

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Juicy. Juicy. And they were all done in America. Wow, stateside plug. Okay, so he didn't have to go to Turkey. That's also good. That's what I'm saying.

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No, we would hear it. Okay. He's not. You have to trust your boy.

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Are you ready for our next story? Rihanna will release her first song in three years for the Smurfs soundtrack. So Rihanna shared the news along with a trailer for the film on Wednesday, which also features snippets of the song. But her new song is called Friend of Mine.

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It will drop tomorrow as part of the soundtrack for the Smurfs movie, which is starring John Goodman, James Corden, Nick Offerman and Sandra Oh.

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Oh, he'll make his way. Okay. Make way, make way.

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Well, and that's just trolls. Every animated movie worth its salt these days has an original song that's fucking poppin', Oscar worthy. I think, I'm not worried for one second. The fact that actually this is for the Smurfs, I think I might like it more than if she was just like dropping a rogue single. A Rihanna song. Yeah. It's called Friend of Mine. I think the vibes are going to be good.

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Yeah. How cute. Yeah. And it's like maybe they weren't listening to her and but they only listen to the Smurfs. And so she's going to get inside the TV and be like, clean your room.

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It is. I love celebrities who become parents and then give back to the community with party content like Fall Out Boy doing a spidey soundtrack. Like it's just really fun for everyone.

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I thought you just said it once to like just say that trolls has good music.

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Well, now we're going to know more. Yeah. So I'm excited. We'll see it. We'll hear it tomorrow. Um, maybe you and Ben could do a little live lesson, interpretive dance to a friend of mine by Rihanna. You got it. Got them cheeks from the forthcoming Smurfs soundtrack. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story?

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Speaking of music, word on the street, Justin Bieber owes his former manager, Scooter Braun, millions of dollars for a tour loan. So this is very interesting because Justin still owes his former manager, Scooter, millions of dollars despite parting ways with him nearly two years ago. An independent audit conducted by PricewaterhouseCoopers. And who put them up to this?

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I thought it was TMZ based on the way that I read it.

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Yes. Like the government? Like who's auditing? Well, so here's like the story. So this accounting firm, PWC. You guys know them from the Oscars. They do all like the tallying. Yeah. After Ernst & Young got fired after Moonlight Gate. Right. So over a period of six months found that Justin owes Scooter more than $8 million per documents obtained by TMZ yesterday.

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The audit was reportedly completed in April. Source tells Page Six the money owed stems from a loan that Scooter made to Justin over debt accrued during his canceled tour in 2022, his Justice Tour.

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Justin canceled the Justice Tour in the middle of the tour, but he had gotten an advance from the tour production company. Live Nation or whatever. Yeah, whichever one it was, and he had to pay it back, and he couldn't pay it back, and Scooter lent him the money in advance. A tough time.

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Yeah, TMZ reported last October that Justin was considering suing his financial managers for allegedly squandering $300 million of his fortune. An insider told Page Six exclusively at the time, though, that his spending habits were to blame because they were out of control. He spends an eye watering amount per month. At one point he couldn't even get a credit card.

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They said Justin is surrounded by a lot of people that do not have his best interests at heart.

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I know. I'm just trying to hold on to the piece of me that likes Jessie at all as a person. I... Left that piece behind this morning.

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It's like if you lent your friend $800 and they were going through a hard time. And then, like, you end up winning the lottery or something. Just, like, leave it alone. Yeah. I don't know if Scooter is trying to get the money back. But I think Justin has, like, been saying and even trying to prove that, like, his teams and people around him stole from him. And it's, like, actually no.

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I'm sure that she will. I'm sure she's the only one who has control of the credit cards.

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And yeah, maybe he could do what he wants with his money, but certainly not with hers, especially now that she's a mom. Like, I don't think she would play. She knows what she's doing. Um, TMZ's report on Wednesday also claimed that his business manager, Lou Taylor found the 20 million figure to be an accurate and claim that actually scooter had been overpaid in commissions by $26 million. Um,

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Then Scooter's company, Hybe, conducted its own audit and found he was actually owed a million dollars, but reportedly waived that amount. Okay. So per TMZ, Justin reportedly felt that Scooter's audit was done corruptly, which led to Hybe hiring PwC for the audit, which resulted in the Grammy winner actually owing $8 million. Wow.

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No, the result, he was trying to show, hey.

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Yeah, no, he was trying to show, no, actually you owe me a million dollars. I didn't steal from you. And then they come in and are like, actually you're owed eight million dollars. Got it, got it.

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That's a loan more so as a gift. A gift. I agree, which it has been a gift in Scooter's case. I do think Justin has really squandered his own fortune. I agree. I'm sure people around him are enabling him. I'm sure they're spending his money wisely. But he is there as well. Agreed. And like they take advantage of him and he doesn't help himself.

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I agree. Right. As long as like Haley and Jack are, you know, covered. Or yeah. Jack's college fund is intact. Yeah. Well, that's road. Correct. But it's crazy when we talk about Justin being like this, just like totally down on his luck, broke individual. We've seen videos. I want to say an alleged drug addict. Right. But that's like Haley's husband. I know. Yeah.

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Yeah. But the videos of him in the last few weeks are really bad.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. But I think that we cannot begin to understand. I agree. That world.

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Love that. Love that for her. You love to see women in business. When people say Justin's a part of the Diddy case, like not the case necessarily. Like he just is like people think he might have been one of his victims.

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I'm sure there's conspiracy theories with more proof, but that's pretty much... But when we say other people would be part of the Diddy case, it would be like they were accessories.

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I don't think that it's so far fetched. Me neither. But it's important to remember that he would be like a very tragic victim of what happened. He wrecked. So that's really sad. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Is it about Justin Maldoni, Blake Lively, and Taylor Swift? No, but it could be because I honestly don't want to talk about what I had chosen. Oh, great.

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I was just like honestly overwhelmed when I saw. I know the Blake Lively thing yesterday. And then like Salma Hayek was at dinner. with Blake last night. Did you not see that? My girl watch, even though I'm on cell talk, cell talk. Oh, I did not hear that. Okay. Can you explain? I can. Thank you.

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Oh, I was going to say, where are you then?

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It's all available. And if it's sold out, it's available for pre-order. So check it out. Check it out. Yeah, I'm glad that we did watch Summer House. We had a successful transfer last night, so I was able to watch my program. Good, good, good, good, good. But then I wanted to watch Watch What Happens Live because I did watch my screener because I watched it on my computer. I was too lazy.

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How does this affect Turdy? Is anybody asking these questions?

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I'm sorry, no, Blake's been everywhere. Sorry, I guess that's true. Blake's everywhere. She was at Salma dinner last night. She was at the time gallery. Only recently. She stood up and talked. Only recently. I feel like her- She's doing simple favor press.

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Okay. But if... Blake threatened Taylor, which I think would be like the seriously the stupidest thing a person could do. Yeah. Like that's your dragon. You want to piss off your dragon? They'll burn you. My dragon. Your dragon. So like say Blake burned Taylor. Where do you stand?

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Do you think it was Ryan from Blake's phone?

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You don't? Don't you want to blame the man?

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And you don't have to deal? A thousand percent.

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Does now being team Taylor mean being team Baldoni? I don't think it does. I'm holding the place for- The enemy of your enemy is not your friend?

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Yeah. And for their part, Blake's attorney spoke out to deny the claim that Justin's attorney made about the actress's friendship with Taylor.

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And I couldn't figure out the hotel TV to get off channel New York One, so I couldn't watch Watch What Happens Live.

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Just to say, the letter that they sent to get Taylor subpoenaed, his lawyer said that they have a source who is highly likely to have reliable information. Alleged to them that there is evidence of Lively's lawyers pressuring Swift's lawyers. Okay, so lawyer to lawyer. Lawyer to lawyer. Not Ryan to Taylor. Ryan to lawyer. Ryan to lawyer to Taylor to lawyer.

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To release a statement of support for the actress amid the legal saga. If they refused, Lively was willing to leak their text messages in what he called extortionate threats. There is no evidence of the claims yet, but the lawyer said their subpoena seeks to obtain these communications. A legal letter. And by the way, they would have that. Correct. So this to me seems easily provable. In a year.

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And we'll have forgotten them. There's so many other things we're waiting on. We're like, okay, we'll just bookmark that for the trial next year. No, I mean, even in this trial, like so many, he said, she said, and it's like, okay, jury's out until the jury's in, in March, 2026. So we need to keep a list of things we're waiting for returns. I think the Taylor one is something we'll remember.

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Like this is like, it's a personal connection. Please remind us. Please remind us. Yeah. That's not good.

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Thanks. I love my growing business and running it.

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It's a Friday for me. It feels like the last day of camp. I'll see you next summer. I'm counting the days. We've been living 10 months for two. And we're going to be living 10 months for two again.

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Booking. Yeah. Wow. I like that. Can let me.

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I begged her at the top of the episode because I didn't have my usual ad to read. And so I said, let me do one. And she said, no. But now I hear you out of breath. I can't breathe. No, she acts like she says, sure, sure. She said, no. Today's episode of The Toast is brought to you by Carraway. Carraway is non-toxic cookware made modern and our lives are brought to you by Carraway.

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It's the cookware for our lives because not only is it non-toxic, which is great because we're living a low-tox life these days, you know, we do hang out with Lauren Bostic and those things are important to us, but also it's easy to clean. So for the sweeper and for the clean queen, the Venn diagram of us is just a circle and it's a Carraway frying pan, okay? Okay.

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No, the Knicks were poised to win. Oh, losers.

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caraway is so pargy it fits into your kitchen so parjaliciously the colors are beautiful i went with a pink because i'm a pink girl claudia i know i go sage green she goes sage green because she has touches of sage green in her apartment i don't know if you knew that about her i don't mean ben's color you need to borrow my jacket i do even though it's more of a hunter but still i think it'll match with your apartment

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Anyways, it is so much fun to cook with Carraway. It is so easy. It brings you peace of mind. And then again, no scrubbing at the sink all night long. The food just slides off. So slick. They are offering so many bundles to choose from. Their bakeware, their cookware, their knife set, their cutting board. I was talking about their cutting board with Lauren Bostic. I was.

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I had fun. Yeah, it was worth it. Our fifth and final story is a little rebranding news that means a lot to us because HBO Max will live again. Max will be changing its name back to HBO Max after two years ago changing its name from HBO Max to Max.

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Good on you for like acknowledging it. Okay. I just want to say good on you for nothing. Fucking stupid. This is so stupid that they ever went to max. And yes, Not only that, I don't know if you remember this. I only remember it because I was cleaning out my apps on my TV recently and I saw... Max was a new app. I just deleted HBO Max. They made you download something new.

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Are we going to have to download something new again? You're so stupid with your bad shows. One more wrong move and everyone's going to know. It's true. We already know. Yeah, they're going to know. But guess what? If you make me download one more app, I'm not going to do it. That's actually a really good point. I can live without the White Lotus. I could live without Succession.

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We had the blue app and then they made us get the purple one. And we had the black and I was happy with the black.

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I want to see heads roll at HBO HQ. I want heads on a spike. I want the name of the person who pushed this through and I want them pushed out the door. And then I will think about downloading the next step, but not without accountability for all the upheaval you've caused in my life. Well, we just are supposed to applaud them for seeing what a third grader could have seen.

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Yeah, they would never do something so fucking foolish. Innovative.

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Yeah, but I feel like they're not even saying like, we're sorry. Right.

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Make fun of the billion dollar company that can't hire someone with two brain cells. Damn. Yeah. I'm sorry, that was crazy. You think you're gonna slip that into the fifth and final? I don't think so. I don't think so.

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Yeah. It's the elk. Streaming rebrand. It's the elk of a fifth and final story. That's what the fifth story was made for.

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What's crazy is I agree with you. And like that now would be the time to just like have more boundaries between the two of them just because she is like this sticking point. That's not even what Lexi said. What she said was like literally last weekend, she was yelling at you, calling you two face loser, like couldn't give two shits about you.

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She's mean to us and she's been mean to me all summer and that's his best friend. And I don't know how that's not a bigger issue between all of them that like, everything's about Jesse and Sierra. And it's like, wait, what about Wes? But he's just so happy to not be yelled at that he's not going to start complaining.

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You don't, you, as much as you don't want to spend a lot of money, you won't sit in a shitty seat.

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But so she's like, as your partner, like this was a person who was mean to you two days ago. And then I, and it upset you and it hurt you. And you said, I dislike them. And then to see you with them, it does make you look like a liar. And I'm in protective mode of like, we're like, we're not about this person right now. So then I have to flip a switch because you just did.

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But like, that's not how most people operate. A thousand percent.

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Yeah, I think that when Lexi and Jesse talk sometimes, and I think this happens in a lot of relationships, like where she says one thing and he hears another thing. So then he tells the group what he heard, but that's not what she said. And I felt like her reactions last night, like really, unless she's a complete sociopathic liar, in which case I stand no chance against her. Right, right.

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We're just victims. I'm just watching it. And she's like an actress for the ages. But her reaction to when Kyle brought up Sierra and she was like, wait. Was genuine. She wasn't even like putting on, she was just confused. Like what? What about Sierra? Like, what does that have to do with anything?

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And then at the table, like I felt like nothing that they said, she never for one second looked guilty or like, oh my God, I can't believe you told them what I said.

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Right. So I'm with her. I think she's been more consistent than Jessie. I trust her version of events more than Jessie's. What I do want to know, and I'm sure she could answer the question if I get a chance to ask her.

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is she said over the summer she caught him in a lot of little lies now of course there's toe gate and sierra flirt gate but i feel like there were other things during the week other like just little omissions that she had noticed that she's also talking about and i just would like to know like some examples and even whether or not he got a manicure is irrelevant i don't think she was saying that he didn't get a manicure it was just a feeling she felt when you ask someone a question they tell you something and you can't believe them that's not a person who should be with yep

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And like now she knows that. I feel like also people will probably try and make something of the fact that she either should have broken up with him after the season. No, no, no. Like not, like I feel like you could say that it was a little like thirsty.

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No. Are you fucking crazy? Would you go to 3,000? No. Would you go to 2,000?

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I don't agree with that. I understand why she didn't want to lead him on all weekend and then break up with him next week. I also understand why she didn't break up with him on a Thursday. Like we are doing a show. We have been the main storyline and like,

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let's just put it to bed and when everyone is involved in the house sometimes like yeah you don't want to have conversations in front of everyone but like this dinner table conversation needs to happen oh yeah when it's a game of telephone it's like let's all sit down and talk and i can hear what you said about me and you can hear what i think about you no and like lexi feels so alienated from the girls she blames jesse for that

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Yeah, and they like Ciara. And if it's turning into Lexi versus Ciara, which more and more offline it is, like during the season, I think you could say, well, they are not having an issue, but they clearly have an issue. There's clearly like this underlying tension. And then the rest of the year, like it gets bigger and it's going to blow up at the reunion.

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And she said, don't talk about me and all this stuff. So I think it all does need to be said out in the open. And I think Lexi's handling herself really well for someone who's coming in season one, kind of friendless. Yeah, Bailey got so cut out. I literally forgot about her.

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At least she has Lindsay and Gabby, but they're not going to speak up to defend her because they have no idea what's going on. They barely know her. She's really on an island of her own. Yeah, and I think that she's handling herself well. So I feel bad for her. I do think that she really liked Jesse. And something that people say that bothers me, it's like, this was always fake.

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Where's the chemistry? I've never seen two people so obsessed with each other. From the minute they met, it was like sparks flying.

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Like, are we watching the same show? They can't keep their hands off each other.

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And even people who weren't being, like, Carl about it were just being so shady towards her. Like, Amanda, like, I read your book. Yeah, so shady. Don't be fucking rude. Agreed. Like, this is a monumental moment. And I don't know, like, Lindsay at this point can do no wrong for me. She can do no wrong for me, too. But also, like, she is pregnant. I do think that she has a...

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She's feeling reflective. To have a long Instagram caption. It's not like she's always been short and sweet and chose today to write a novel. Like I think she, that's the type of social media user that she is. She's being reflective. Like what's, and it happened to fall on a Friday. Like I'm sure if it happened on a Wednesday, she would have, she didn't meet like,

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to post it an hour before coming into the house, but that's how it shook out.

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She's so funny. I was cracking up. You're not funny, so I'm never going to be on your side.

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Yeah, I literally burped. It wasn't burp. I couldn't even say it.

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Yeah, but at least like that truck looks good compared to $10,000 a month for the next 17 years. No, they should continue doing the truck. Yeah.

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Yeah, keep the truck, go around. It's not liquor, so you don't need a license. It's like a little ice cream truck. Ice cream truck, yeah. Everyone wants a little refreshment in the summer. 1,000% a month too. Pull up to the spot. Park it outside of Surf Lodge. Here you are, Claudia. Here you are. That's like me at the beginning of the show trying to manifest. And be present.

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I need to go to Soft Bar to become present.

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The thing is I'm the Target demo and I wouldn't want to go. That's a problem. You couldn't.

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Not even because it's Carl's. No, I know. I just don't.

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Who would I go with? Who would go with me? If I even cared enough to go. A minor who can't drink. Right. Nobody wants to go there with kids. It's true. They shouldn't. Honestly, if it's a bar, because it's a soft bar, obviously they don't serve alcohol, they shouldn't allow kids in, right? Right. It's supposed to be like an adult elevated experience. It's supposed to be vibey. Yeah.

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It's very problematic, this soft bar. Yeah.

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Emeril it's time to talk to Emeril I should have him on for Jackson Blank it would just be a silent episode but like I do look forward to hearing from Emeril at the reunion like I do need to I hope he's not here next season no he's not but we do need to close the book on Emeril a thousand percent they cut him out of last week's episode you know he was in the house he was yeah I saw um like people putting it together on social media like he was fully in the house

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Maybe they didn't want to pay him. Maybe. He can't be that pricey. So true. The editor's work was probably more pricey.

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Oh my God. To me, he's up there with Benji on a stick. Yes. Like horrible reality TV that warms my heart. Yeah.

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We're breaking. I guess it's the last day of school because we are breaking for summer.

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Final, this era of Jackson Claude podcasting. Wow. In this era of this time.

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she's literally Kristen Cavallari back to the beach I also think she went back to the beach or she's just like posting delayed delayed which I think she also does but I think she went to Turks and Caicos like came to New York to be with Timothy for the night and flew right back and went back to Turks and Caicos with Kendall with Kendall I don't know she's kind of all over the place ah to be a jet setter I know to have a jet to set on I hope she comes back we miss her

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New York felt electric. It wasn't the same. It's been raining ever since she left. New York is crying for Kylie. It's true. Maybe she'll come back for the next game. I think she had fun.

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Okay, what else can I tell you? So last Jackson Claude before we go, like the show will never be this way again because Trudy, you will change.

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Not at all. I'm excited for you to be here because then we get to talk about those sorts of things more, which I love, you know, but it's like I can only like sneak it in here and there when you're not interested. It's not like it just doesn't work that way. So I'm excited to dive more into that. that space with you and to hear your takes on it.

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I think everybody is so excited to hear your takes on it.

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I think you should just let nature take its course. Don't overthink it. I think it will come really natural to you, whatever the path is.

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You know what I mean? I don't think you have to make a plan.

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Yeah. And you're probably going to be hungry, but I think it will be a natural next step for you. I do. And you shouldn't worry so.

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I have a personal matter to attend to tomorrow so I can't do the toast, but I agree, like there's something very full circle about you and Ben saying goodbye, sending off together.

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No, I know. I brought out my keyboard from the cellar and started practicing piano in my last few weeks. You did? Yeah, I was so bored. I wasn't leaving the house. Bored, yeah. Also because of COVID. Uh-huh. That's funny. When you said keyboard, I thought like a... Dell computer keyboard. No, I brought my piano keyboard. I got it for Zach for his birthday years.

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Like when we started dating and I was watching so much TV in my pregnancy and like, I couldn't watch anymore. Like I was sick of everything, sick of laying there. I was like, I want to use my brain now. So I brought up the keyboard. I'm dying. I learned Arabesque. Okay. Yeah. I got some coloring books. Oh, that's good. That was when I wrote the first draft of Canberra and counselor. Oh,

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Right? Yeah. It's available on Amazon now. I wrote the first draft when I was in my final weeks of pregnancy. Maybe a children's book is waiting to pour out of you this week. I already have one. It goes like this.

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I thought you were going to say. She was really flirty. I thought you were going to say, it's the first day of camp. My bags are tightly packed. I would have, except I could not remember how the book started. Thank you.

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It's not necessary. We've got this. It's so true. And if there are any toasters out there who don't know that Claudia and I are sisters, we're sisters. And Daisy Jones and the Sixth ends with her, after everyone's died, getting back together with him. And I wrote a children's book.

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It's such a cute name for a little... And the camper's obviously chubby, like Trudy. She's just coming in, and she's coming in second summer. Yes. She's worried. And so it's a different dynamic. Right. How will things shake out? Our camper is always there. Right. To be a supportive friend.

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It's a great mystery. Oh, she's nameless. She's nameless in the book, but I know her name.

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She's all of us. Yeah, but you know her name.

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It's Jax. Yeah, okay. It's Jax and Trudy. Jax and Trudy. Trudy and Jax. They're a great duo in the kids space. Correct. Kind of picking up where Max and Ruby left off. That's like a little bit of the plot of the sequel. I don't want to give too much away. It has not been written yet. Maybe towards the end of this pregnancy, inspiration will strike.

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No, she can do no wrong, Natasha. I didn't say I was over Natasha. I said I was over the song. This song could never be bad.

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Is the current what Mary Webster needs to update her website. The maternity takeover. So this is our last episode of pregnant podcasting publicly in person together. Uh, tomorrow you and Ben, and then we're off next week and then I'll be back with Jackson friends after Memorial day.

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Every time I hear it in an organic way, like if it came on my shuffle or something, I'm thrilled to hear it.

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I want to circle back to something that you said in your diatribe, which was that it was not us.

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It was not us. We are responsible for almost all the streams.

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Also, if you want to knock on her songs that are overplayed, I would go more Pocket Full of Sunshine. I would not. I think Unwritten is par-delicious, no matter how many times I hear it. is more annoying. Agree to disagree. You like pocket full of sunshine more than unwritten.

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That's been huge news on the interwebs.

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Even though, you know, and I meant to, I totally fucked up again yesterday. I keep referring to our boomer listeners as boomers, but I'm talking about Gen X. I'm sorry. And it's funny. They do call Gen X the forgotten generation. And look, here we are forgetting about them. And I don't know if our Gen X listeners care about this drama.

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Like you said, my talent is obviously singing better than Hozier Truth. And that's my talent. And yours is nicknames.

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But I did fall into some Gen X TikTok drama this morning.

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so the boomer drama on tiktok this morning is there's a woman she's like a new york city woman who like makes really high quality tiktoks she's like 75 i don't know like how she got to be so popular and how she like knows how to make such high quality content but she just like shares her life she's clearly very wealthy she has this huge apartment in new york big house in the hamptons big house in outer banks her and her husband just like share parts of their life and she shared a video like a story time that like really showed herself as a toxic mother-in-law

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She was talking about how she has two daughters-in-laws and the relationship with them is both strained individually. Why would she share this? Right, right. And she's sharing this story about how one of the daughter-in-laws, like they have a rule in their family, like they really ask that no gifts be given to the kids unless it's like Christmas, Hanukkah, whatever.

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It's just like one of their parenting things. They don't want their kids to be spoiled. And obviously like this mother-in-law has an issue with it because they live across the country and she never gets to see her grandkids, yada, yada, yada. And then a couple of years ago, she went to the dermatologist and they found like a mole that they thought was melanoma.

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So she was having this like health scare. And the first thing she thought was like, I need to buy my grandson a truck. And like, that's like her toxic mother-in-law trait. whatever the video, like it was so innocuous. It was just like her regular content, but people were like, wait, you have issues with both your daughters-in-law.

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And then the story you're telling, like, sounds like you are the problem. Like you're not listening and respecting boundaries.

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And so she made a response video this morning and she was just like, I never get to see my grandkids. I'm 77 years old. I can't travel across the country. She was being very toxic victim. And it's like, we follow you. You go to the outer banks, like your huge house. Like you go there maybe once a quarter, like you travel plenty. You and your husband are fine to do that. So why are you lying?

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I think everything, it was just a scare.

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Well, that's what everyone was saying. It was like you're using your health scare to cross boundaries.

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I was thinking actually yesterday, um... I'm not terrible with nicknames because Romeo is currently Scumbalita.

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Right, right, right. And then there's a big underground theory that actually she's autistic, but that she grew up in a generation that didn't acknowledge that as an issue. So it kind of went un- detected and untreated and like, that's what we're seeing, you know?

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So I just want to know, like from Gen Z to Gen X, we have all the TikTok trauma covered this morning.

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Well, I'm sorry, I don't read minds.

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Yeah, so Romeo is currently Scumbalita. And I'm not entirely sure how we got there. But all that matters is that we got there. Scumbalito. Scumbag leader, jump a little lighter. Scumbag leader actually is in Queens. I went to drop him off last night. Ben is golfing for the weekend. And like, I just can't take care of Romeo by myself. Like a pregnant woman walking the streets at night.

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I hate to bring this up because I feel like I cannot have nuanced conversation about Lucy Hale because to me, if you're going to bring her up, like I'm going to bring up that weird thing she did with Colton at Runyon Canyon, you know?

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Like five minutes before Colton Underwood came out as gay, he was like on a date doing a hike with Lucy Hale.

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Yeah, you definitely like a fun fact about you is you have a special place in your heart for Harry Jowsey.

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Because he shares it. He shares the name with your son.

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He's not afraid to go deep either. I was just talking about that clip I saw of him talking on his podcast about, I forget who it was, maybe his dad who did the assisted suicide in Australia. Remember I was telling you about that? So he opens up.

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It's just not, it's not going to happen.

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He liked Khloe Kardashian during that brief period of time.

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I did forget Larsa. What did they do?

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I just think he's having fun. You know, he's like this young, good looking guy. People are attracted to him and he's just sort of like going with the flow.

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So we dropped him off. He's the king of Queens. And then Ben and I found ourselves in Queens and we were like, okay, let's have like a bomb ass dinner. Peter Luger. And so, That's in Brooklyn. We went to Parkside, which is like this very famous Italian restaurant that Ben's always going to. And Ben like Ben walks in there.

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Yeah, I wouldn't say like serious and solid is his current goal.

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So true. You know, when I think about the Netflix show that launched his career, like Too Hot to Handle, which I know still airs and nobody watches it. That first season was definitely a cultural reset. And we got like him and Francesca Farago. Right.

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Yeah, I think just like beautiful women. I don't think that he has great taste in women. I think like great women just like him. Do you know what I mean?

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I agree. I agree. You are the company you keep.

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What is she in that you love so much you don't even like Pretty Little Liars?

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Did you ever see The Hating Game?

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It was one of those smut novels they turned into a direct-to-DVD movie that she made. It was actually really good.

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That's an amazing way of putting it.

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You should get that app that Taylor from love is blind has.

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And not Selena Gomez, another Cinderella story.

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Oh, it didn't make it straight to my desk.

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So the first time Ben went, actually, he used to go all the time with his grandma. But the most recent time he went, he went after a Mets game with his friend Pete, who plays for the Mets.

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I'm telling you. I'm telling you I didn't.

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Who'd she play? I just rewatched. Wasn't she so young? Yeah.

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I watched Pretty Little Liars. I didn't enjoy it. And I don't look back on that time in my life fondly. I eventually gave up. Who was A? Did we ever find out?

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Right. It was the teacher. It was someone's dad.

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Right. It was Allison. She's alive. And it's her sister.

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Pretty Little Liars is becoming one of those shows. There's a rewatch podcast now. They're doing too much.

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Yes, a failed reboot on HBO Max, a la Gossip Girl.

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Oh, I didn't see that. That's bad when a reboot doesn't even make its way to my desk.

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No, I mean, if the Gossip Girl reboot didn't work, none of them had a chance because, honestly, there's no reason that a Gossip Girl reboot wouldn't work, right? Like, it's just a tale as old as time. Like, rich kids in New York City being, like, drunk and mean to each other. Like, that's a timeless... formula and they put so much money into it and they tried so hard and it was so bad.

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Yeah. And so, you know, the Mets play in Queens and this is like the most famous restaurant.

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Like, so if that can't work really, what hope does the rest of them have?

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I do. Like, and in a normal job, like if I went to work at a restaurant and I did a bad job, I would get fired. Yeah. But with TV, they say like 90% of TV fails and the 10% that succeeds like financially makes up for the 90%. And that's how like the TV industry is so popular. But so you're saying 90% of the workforce should be fired.

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Yeah, I agree. You're supposed to be like the best in the biz. What do you know?

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It actually is so crazy to go anywhere with him. But like this particular restaurant, Ben, like when he got home, he was telling me about it. Like it was actually crazy. Like they kept the restaurant open for a beat. And so last night it was just like us, you know? And we were eating at 5.30 and it was just like, they had a table. Seats taken. No, no, they had a table because it was 5.30.

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Yeah, because they waited a little. She was like, am I a and didn't say anything. And they wanted us to be like, oh, what's going on with Kelly? And then they let us know, like, there's nothing going on.

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yeah no they said she's dealing with a personal matter and then they also added like that has nothing to do with her I'm like so it's not personal like what are you thinking I'm thinking like someone in her life like she needs to be there for someone hmm yeah yeah they didn't give me much to work on here I don't know

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Like, with the flu. Yeah, right. Maybe notovirus has hit her home.

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It's just so crazy because I think like Kelly's stability and how like she just shows up, right? We take that for granted because she's never not – when you do a daytime show, like it's a lot of work. She also then does all of her other hosting things in addition to being the face of Wayfair and other companies. So she's very – she has a good work ethic and we're not used to her not showing up.

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I feel it's an unsettling feeling.

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episodes in a day now it's still pretty topical so i don't think she films like months in advance but a lot of the daytime shows are like completely scripted and and and pre-recorded so i think if she needed to take a day off they could like double up on the next day and like get extra episodes out but if she needs a chunk a big period of time she's gonna have to take a bit of a sabbatical and that's what we're seeing here i need a sabbatical

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I'm a tenured professor who needs a sabbatical.

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Yeah, I think when a lot of shows go dark, they say like we're on hiatus. No, no. We are on sabbatical. And I don't know why I feel like sabbaticals are only like for college professors.

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You know, I assume if you're on sabbatical, like you have a fossil brush and you are in Egypt.

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I just want to say like getting a whole year off because you worked for seven years, like the entitlement of college professors, like that's insane. Yeah. It's a nice job. Do you know who else works for seven years in a row? Everyone. Who needs to live. Yeah. But I guess like. And they don't have summers off and winter break like a college professor. And spring break. Right.

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And I'm like, Ben, how does it feel coming back here as a nobody?

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Well, so I sit here and speak on my own experiences, right? And I need to live those experiences in order to share them. So a year off is good for my work.

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When the last time, I think they were the only people in the restaurant. They kept the restaurant open late after a Mets game for the Met to come. To meet the Mets. Correct. Having said that, it was so delicious. We had a fabulous dinner at 5.30, swiftly in bed by 7. Nothing better than that.

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You won't have a job to come back to. Literally. I know you guys are going to be really impatient with me on my maternity leave. And that's three months. So I think that's kind of the max. Yeah.

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That's true. But I'm talking about me specifically. I think, like, I have definitely a contingent of fans here.

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Who are going to miss me. Yeah, specifically.

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Don't do that, you guys. Don't do that. Not cool.

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No, that's why I'm not a New York City influencer.

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She has been maintaining that she's totally fine, but she's been put in this conservatorship. And we don't know if it's a situation where it's like a crazy person saying they're fine or like somebody really taking advantage of somebody who's having like a mental breakdown.

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Now, I hope that this works out in the best possible way, because I feel like our frame of reference for and I'm going to say the thing that I feel like you're not supposed to say for like conservatorships is Britney Spears. And while her conservatorship that she was in and the people that were a part of it were corrupt, like I don't know that she was a poor candidate for a conservatorship.

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Like when she was released, it was clear that this was is someone corrupt. who maybe needs structure like that. The one that she found herself in with, you know, Lee, her dad. And then that woman, Lee, whatever, not good, but there was maybe something to be said about her having that level of protection.

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I hope that with Wendy, it's the opposite case where it's like, she never needed one in the beginning to begin with.

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Well, she also... she is sick. Like this isn't a perfectly healthy, well person, but they're just because like you have illnesses, both physical or mental doesn't mean you don't have access to your own money. Like that's not, it's not just like, boom, push a red button conservatorship. So she is quite ill. You know, she has Graves disease. She has a lot of health issues.

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So I don't know if we'll see her like hustling back, you know, Hot topics.

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Yeah. Yeah. We need to get Wendy some some low lift work.

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Well, somebody who was diagnosed would deny that they have it.

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Yeah, if they're just having like a good day. That's the thing with dementia. Like it hits and it doesn't, you know?

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No, I'm saying it's still like possible.

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Like I wear the same pants every day and I just have like a rotating, you know, carousel of tops. Sweaters, cardigans, blouses, things like that. And Navarro is just a great place to shop. Mostly because their styles are really cute, but also because their pricing is really unbeatable. Again, super size inclusive. So they go up to XXXL. And their new spring collection is now live.

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The Toast

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So it sounds like what they're saying is that the name on everybody's lips is... Avara. Correct.

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Nothing happened. Summer House is just one of those shows where... And we'll talk about it in the TV recap. It's pleasant. Everybody is good looking. Everybody is stylish. Everybody is young and hot. And has personality. Yeah. There's no like dearth. There's no boring people. So I feel... Like, even a bad episode of Summer House is still really good.

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Now that we're just coming off of awards season, I can take a look at all the awards at a glance. The Golden Globes were truly a highlight. And I think they're a good show because they're very casual, right? It's like a seated dinner. It's not so formal. It's TV. It's movies. It's music. It's people from all different walks. And then Nikki Glaser really made it so fun.

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And I feel like when we recapped the Grammys, the Oscars, like all the big award shows this year, the Golden Globes were definitely what I enjoyed the most. And I think a lot of it had to do with her.

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That's a good point. I don't know if I realized that they go for, they kind of open the awards season. And it's so funny because I feel like the Golden Globes really struggled. They were canceled a couple of years ago. And I mean canceled like as a program, not as like a culture.

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Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Thursday. That genuinely should be a Friday.

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Taken off TV. I think they were like losing their funding. Nobody was watching it. And there was like this last ditch effort by people in Hollywood to bring it back. And I remember when they brought it back, I'm like, enough. Like people don't want it. Leave us alone. But you know what? I'm a woman enough to say I might've been wrong because I had a good time.

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And I think Nikki Glaser is a huge part of that. It was no surprise that they were going to book her again. Like she crushed it. I'm sure her salary is huge. Cause we were talking about her payday, right? What did she, she had said she got paid.

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So something around there. Um, and she has all this leverage now. I wouldn't be surprised if she got a million dollars.

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And then who hosted the Grammys? Trevor Noah. Who hosted the Oscars? Conan. Yeah, like when you look at the landscape of people who hosted this year, she's the only woman and she was the only one who did a good job.

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Because of the structure of the show, it relies on a host probably more than all the others.

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I mean, we're still talking about Joe Coy. Sadly for Joe Coy.

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Yeah I actually do want to talk about this because I have like an extremely hot take.

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No, there wasn't, like, a big moment.

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20% came from Chris Humphries. Unclear where the other 80% came from.

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Huge. Huge. Now, I want to say something about this. Are you ready? Put respect on Chris Humphrey's name? No. But, like, can we just lay off? Like, I've had enough. Like, it's funny, haha, yeah, oh, he's poor. You know what? Like, we destroyed the man's life, okay? It was funny. Like, I don't... I think we're beating a dead horse here. Nobody thought he paid for it, okay? Nobody thought that.

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He was playing on the Minnesota somethings. He wasn't good. He had $3. Like, we didn't think he bought the Lorraine Schwartz diamond, okay?

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I'm sure he asked for it in the divorce. And by the way, if she gave it to him, that means like he had some legal standing. Okay.

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I don't think it was. I bought this ring. I want it back. I think it was like, you know, we are getting divorced. You exchange. I make less money than you. Maybe he gave up spousal support just for the ring.

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Yes, well, I don't know what the laws are in California, actually. In New York, it is considered a gift. Like, you do not have to give it back under any legal circumstances. I don't know what the rules are in LA. But when I heard this, I understood it as, like, not the ring is mine, but, like, the monetary value of the ring. Like, cut me a check or just give me the ring.

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I feel like you're missing some stuff, but we'll talk about it in the TV recap.

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for her because it all felt like so fake it felt like he was so used that it felt like all the things people had said about the Kardashians up until that point were kind of being proven and then they had that whole episode of the Kardashians where it was clearly pre like recorded yeah later but then cut in with Chris yeah And they were, like, editing episodes to make her look good.

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And that was the first time she ever had, like, real, I think. And it was from the fans. It wasn't just, like, critics.

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Because I remember I was in high school. I literally remember where I was when I found out. It was, like, not a good look for her. It was, like, are you serious? Like, you're, like, a joke.

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No, and then he got such a bad edit on their show. And I know you could say, well, look, he was, like, mean to her in the Gansevoort. It's like, yeah, well, that's her show, and they're producing it, and they're cutting it together. I don't think that's, like, a fair reflection of what their marriage was really like.

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so much drama. Actually, there wasn't. We were just gossiping.

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yeah so it was it was like a fake marriage and it was just like this whole time people had been saying like the worst things about kim but like we saw in her what nobody else did like her real fans were like you guys are just jealous whatever but then she did this thing and we were like oh well it was just a bad moment like and of course like we've all moved on and then she reached greater heights than ever before with kanye and like like you know saw like had a vision for her life in the future and like now in hindsight with chris humphries and small potatoes like

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No, of course. But at the time, it was like a big scandal. And I think that like it didn't go the way that she thought it would. Like people were actually upset with her, like her fans. So now I think she thinks enough time has passed where she can like. But to be honest, I'm over it.

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That's what I mean. I live to gossip.

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And he is a joke now. Like you see him on red carpet. But it's always a jokey Chris Humphries. Ha ha ha. Like he's a joke. And I oddly like feel defensive of him. Like can we leave this man alone once and for all?

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Let Chris Humphries lie. I seriously have had enough. Don't be out here making me defend Chris Humphries.

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I know. I actually feel so bad for him.

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Like he became the victim he wished to see in the world. Yeah. You're right. He didn't pick himself up by his bootstraps and become a great man.

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No, he also then like really, like his career deteriorated And basketball, like, they don't give a fuck if you're popular in popular culture. Like, you good? Are your points going in the basket? Like, he just started to, like, stink it up, too. I think it took a toll on him, like, and it started to affect his playing.

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We were gossiping about... The thing is, we're kind of late. We're kind of late. Jackie just discovered all the TikTok drama going on with the New York City influencers.

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No, he's really not good anymore.

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It's kind of like how we have to come and do the show every day. Like if someday we say something, we get like a lot of backlash. Like the next day we can't hide. Like we have to come out here.

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We are the Tristan Thompsons of the podcasting sphere.

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Oh, that's so true. Like physically.

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Oh, yeah, you're right. He played on Cleveland like at the beginning of beginning of his career.

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Um, let's talk about Summer House. So the episode opened and we kind of like put to bed the Paige Kyle thing, which like I didn't like, like, I feel like it ended before it was really over. But Paige's whole thing was like, this is not my circus, not my monkeys, like leave me out of it.

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So she wasn't going to sit and like go tit for tat with Kyle on like the Craig stuff or the Hannah stuff, which I kind of did want to see, but it's not her problem. I agree with her. Like I just...

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I've known that it's happening. And we were gossiping really hard about it. Yeah, we could chat about it. Unfortunately, like... We're talking about the New York City influencers and we're not talking about me. So I'm already already at a disadvantage. Like I care less.

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It makes the show less interesting because we can't really ever fully dissect. And it renders Kyle and Amanda kind of irrelevant to most storylines because there's not much that can be done about it. I actually really enjoyed this episode for the reason that it felt very different than episodes in the past. They all went out. I don't even care that there weren't cameras.

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They never all go out together. And they actually didn't go out for 30 minutes. They were home at 2.30. Like, they went out. Then they also had, like, separate dinners. I liked that dinner with... Paige, Wes, Craig, like Rand, not Craig, excuse me, Kyle. No, what's his name? The tooth? Craig, Kyle. Carl. Tooth boy. So I liked that like random crew. It made for interesting conversation.

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Like it was just different. And then when they're all sitting around the pool, like talking to Emeril, I can't remember a time when they've ever all been in the pool.

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Like they usually just lay in bed or lay in the couch. It's like, if I see that kitchen one more fucking time, it was nice to see them in a different part of the house.

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And that Emerald thing was like actually interesting.

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Well, first of all, like I think he was speaking very cautiously because he didn't want to make it seem like he only married his ex-girlfriend for a green card. And even if he did say that, I do feel like it's too late. Like you got your green card, like whatever.

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And I just wanted to know more about like life as, you know, living here illegally, what he was saying. Like I found that to be so interesting. Like I just of all the things he was going to say, I was not expecting him to say that.

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He didn't make the clear distinction as to what about the marriage forced him out of monogamy forever.

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He's going to need to do more. Now, let me tell you who's pissing me all the way off. It's Jesse Solomon.

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He berated this girl into liking him, right? Like he was so aggressive. I love you, I love you, I love you. Sleeping in the same bed. You're my girlfriend. And the second she starts to show interest, he's pulling back. And that's just the most toxic trait. And I really can't get over how much it bothers me. Like all the girls in the house are...

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gassing up jesse being like she's jealous she's insecure she says you can't comment on pictures like you literally said you loved her after meeting her like it just that's actually the definition and people always overuse these words that's love bombing right like love bombing love and then like when the girl shows interest you're gone i just and then next week he starts fucking around with sierra like he's really pissing me off i don't know

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So if you're not on this side of TikTok and.

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And to be honest, like I do like him. Like up until this point, when he went back to his room and farted, like he was like, oh, I haven't been able to fart for 12 hours. And he lets out the biggest fart. I will never be able to look at him the same. Like he was in his underwear and he like squatted a little bit. Like he was so disgusting to me in that moment in like a physical sense.

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It's not actually. It's reached you because like I am a New York City.

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She's really not even asking for a lot.

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Yeah, I agree. I do quickly back to the beach. Really want to talk about the conversation between Danielle and Lindsay. I can't stand her. And like, I definitely am like biased. I just don't like her. But then she does things like she's so awful. Could you have come into a conversation with your quote unquote best friend who like you're you're also like newly back together.

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But no, it did become like a big thing. And if you're following over the weekend, like somebody made a TikTok that was just like, it was just a regular girl, like a nobody. And she was just like, you know, being bitchy, being like, what's with all the New York City influencers are so boring. Like it was just kind of like a nasty takedown on like the state of the most famous TikTokers.

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So you're not trying to like. cause drama. Could you have come in more judgmental about her life choices? Like if she moved in with Turner, you would say she's moving too fast, but because she's not living with, I'm sorry, I don't know if we're supposed to like say her boyfriend's name. I can't decide. Okay.

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Well, because she's not living with her boyfriend, which is definitely unconventional, but there's nothing conventional about how she's lived her life up until this point. There's nothing conventional about how her daughter was like conceived. Like it's just the Lindsay way. And it's like, get on board or shut up. Like when also, what the fuck do you know? You have a boyfriend?

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Like what do you have? You don't know shit.

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How are people going to know when they see this clip how amazing our show is and where they can tune in?

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If this clip stopped you dead in your tracks and you don't know where to find it, we are the toast, okay?

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Yeah, or they could have seen your mic flag. Sorry, continue with your thought.

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just it's also coming from someone who last year was like, you're moving too fast. You're moving too fast. You're moving too fast. So look, she's being cautious.

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Yeah. She's just like a, a Fabissa.

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She's talking about like, I think like fashion TikTok New York City girlies. And it was just like a really like, to be honest, it came across my For You page before it blew up. I didn't think much of it. I just thought it was like when she vibes. Like it wasn't this like intellectual takedown. It wasn't this huge viral video. But then like it made its way to all the people she was talking about.

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what Lindsay sees in her as like a friend, I'll never know.

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Especially for a pregnant person. That's a good point.

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I, yeah, that's what I keep been around for. Another random thing that I found interesting from the episode was Wes talking about his job. I actually think that show that Complex gave him is, It's a good idea. I'm surprised I haven't heard of it because this was last summer. The show obviously has made no waves on social media, but it's a good concept.

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It reminds me a little bit of like chicken shop. Yeah, but like American and he's just like this very all American relatable guy. I thought it was a great idea. I wonder why it wasn't successful.

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Wingstop? What's... Yeah, Hot Ones. Hot Ones. Like, he's just very personable, very down to earth. I actually think it has great potential.

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I agree. And I liked that he had that complex show. I think that they should bring it back. Like if there was something there.

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Wait, did you see that Carl is now crowdfunding or what's it called? Crowdsourcing? Soft bar. I did. I actually bookmarked it. I just about died when I saw that. So as you guys know from last season, Carl has this idea to open up a bar that doesn't serve alcohol. Lindsay, like... shred him straight to filth that it's one of the worst ideas he's ever had.

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And he is still, you know, going, he's had a launch party. He had, he literally, he made merch. I thought like the bar was about to be open. Meanwhile, and he's talking about his investors. Meanwhile, he doesn't have any investors. He doesn't have anything. He then posted, we're so excited. We are raising money, crowdfunding.

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And so basically like I can give $200 to become like a 0.1% ownership in a bar in Brooklyn. The reception was not positive. as a shock to nobody. I was floored to hear that. Cause just the way he's been acting up until this point, I assumed that the bar, he was like sharing recipes on Tik TOK. I saw, I thought we were there.

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who thought that it was about them, and they all started commenting, responding, stitching it, duetting it, making it huge, and also sort of outing themselves as the, quote, boring influencers that they think she was referring to. And it became this huge thing, this referendum on the New York City influencers, and whether or not they're boring, right?

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And that's a year ago and you still don't have money to open the bar.

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I don't know that he has investors.

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Yeah, no, I think the minimum was like $200. The comments were not it. I was giggling hard.

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Okay, at first I thought you were calling me a ho, and I was like, facts. And then I realized you were talking about Hojers.

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And I know he can't stop because it'll be like an admission that Lindsay was right. But before the train gets like fully off the tracks, he really needs to stop. It's a bad idea. Clearly, like you tried, right? It's been over a year that you're trying to get this up and running. There's no interest from investors. There's no interest from crowdfunding. Like at what point do you let an idea die?

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You don't because you don't want Lindsay to have been right.

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They're not showing up. That's the difference.

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Paige, that's really nice of her. I think she's really trying to be on good terms with him specifically.

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Carl, she's really supportive. It's really sweet. But at some point I feel like she's actually doing him a disservice.

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Yeah, because it's one thing, especially with like online stuff. Like if you launch merch, like something people can buy from home or support from home as a reality star, It's kind of easy money. A physical bar, but I think he like sees themselves as like the East Coast Vanderpump Rules. This is their sir. The difference is sir, first of all, existed before and sir served alcohol.

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It is. And I don't know how many times you can get people to show up

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I mean, a restaurant, like that's expensive. I don't know. I imagine like $50,000 at least.

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That's assuming he has no other investors. He's not contributing anything personally.

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And now everyone's coming out of the woodwork sharing positive, negative experiences they've had with all these influencers, and I... It's just like, you know me, I live for like an influencer drama takedown. Like this one, I don't know. It's not doing it for me. There's like, I can't even explain what the drama is about. Like it's not about anything. Do you know what I mean?

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Wait, they've reached 50. I'm shocked.

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That's a lot. Oh, you just said 50K is what they need. Oh my God, I did. And so if that's all small contributors, that's a lot of people.

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Maybe I'm wrong. I don't think I am, but maybe I am.

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That's what people who aren't successful do. They make decks. I'm sorry. Like if you have so many decks, it means you're not busy.

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And I think what she was saying is like when you think of New York City, like this pinnacle of like culture and fashion and style, if this is who's representing the city, like, well, how is that possible? Because it's all very like Lululemon pants going to Pilates and getting a cafe au lait afterwards.

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That's how I knew she wasn't talking about me.

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Kind of talent. Yeah, I completely agree with that assessment.

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It also speaks to, and I think what a lot of the reception to that girl's video was, is like your for you page is the for you page. You know, you built it brick by brick. Like it is a reflection of content you engage with, things you find interesting, things you find entertaining. So,

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Some girls were, like, commenting, I don't even know who you're talking about, these girls, because that's not what my For You page looks like. My New York City influencers are much more diverse and much more stylish. And so it is a reflection of the person whose page it is.

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But in that girl's defense, like, there is a crop of, like, TikTokers, like, five or six girlies who I think we all know, like— the girlies that we're talking about who have the most followers. And it's true. It's like, well, maybe it's boring to you or it's uninteresting to you, but there is proof in the pudding. There's proof in the pudding. They are the girls with the most followers.

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Hozier, coger, wozier, soldier. Yeah? Tinker, tailor, soldier, spy. You are also cogerner's truth. You are. I am. I am who I am at this point, you know?

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They are the girls with the best engagement. Like it is entertaining and interesting and inspiring to someone.

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No, that is, and that makes sense. It's like why I've had like such a flop of a career on TikTok, right?

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They don't want me and my unique sense of style.

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They shouldn't have. And then there were people responding to it and being like, we weren't talking about you. Like, stop, you know? It was like everybody was really showing themselves. When I saw it, like a couple of girls came to mind who are like, really do a lot of the same, like workout class, like latte content.

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Acquired Style has become the face of this. And then like the other names being thrown around are Kit Keenan. And there's two Acquireds now. She has a twin. An identical twin. So it's like four or five blonde, skinny girls who work out a lot, who make a lot of coffee content, who make a lot of skincare content, who do this for a living full time. They work with fashion brands.

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They work with skincare brands. They go on brand trips. And so they are like the most successful TikTokers in New York City right now. And that's definitely who she was referring to. They all commented, duetted, stitched it, blew it up, first of all. This is a scandal that they made. But then it was funny to see other people leaving comments like, I can't believe she talked about us like that.

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I'm like, us? I don't think they were talking about you. To me, that's what I found funny about this whole thing.

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No. One thing about TikTok is TikTok really likes creators who have also full-time jobs who don't do creating full-time. I think they find it actually really inspirational and very relatable, like wanting to do content, but also not wanting to give up like your college degree and all the things you worked for.

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And so I actually think that's a huge bucket in our sister Margo, a check in our sister Margo's column is that she works full-time. Obviously she has like a fancy corporate job, but then she's also like a full-time content creator. Yeah.

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Satchel drinks like Starbucks. Like they're not talking about her.

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Yeah, yeah. Like, Satchel doesn't have, like, an espresso machine. And her, do you know what I mean? Because, like, coffee is such a big part of this. They're like, let's go try the matcha coupe latte at the new place in the West Village. And Margot drinks, like, grocery store coffee. And, like, that's why she'll never be successful. No, I'm kidding. Satchel catching strays today.

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Oh, that is the plight of like being the girl who comes up with the nicknames. It's true. You are the girl who just iterates off of different things. And you're the creative genius behind all the nicknames, Turdy. And so while that is an amazing accolade, it leaves you nicknameless because it leaves me like the brain dead moron to come up with a nickname for you.

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No, but Satchel, there are so many things about Margo's content. She's kind of crazy. There's so many things about it that are unbelievable, like how much she works, how much she works out. She has all this time of the day. She travels. She has a full life. But then there's also so many things that are so regular about her. Her coffee is from the grocery store. I'm going to ask her.

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What kind of coffee do you drink every morning, question mark? She definitely gets a Trenta mobile order, 1,000%. And that's why she's so regular.

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they started with zero followers just like everyone else and like no leg up in this industry so if they've built it to a million followers on tiktok like that's something anybody could do that right yes that's true that's why you you remove kit from the conversation because kit is obviously nepo fashion queen and she was on the bachelor which gives you like a bit of a platform but for some of the other girls that they're talking about i think like they're also looping in like lauren wolf um

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Did she come from a? No, these are just girls who like during COVID, especially like hustled really hard. And a lot of them were doing full-time jobs before and during their content creation career and are now doing it full-time. So yeah, there is something like also impressive about that.

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This is what Margo drinks lately. Just cold brew from the office. Like, thank you. That's my point.

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That's kind of cool. So she's literally getting free coffee. She's so not who we're talking about. Satch de la cratch. Satch de la cratch.

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You know? Right. And it also did remind me of like the last group. of New York City influencers. It was more like the Instagram bloggers, kind of like the Revolve girls, if you remember that era. Before Revolve started working with TikTokers, it was just like Instagram girls. And they were all really similar to one another. They were just like different iterations of the same vibe.

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And I'm working off of a reference from the Devil Wears Prada from actually 15 years ago.

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Okay, well, yes, Leandra Medin was like really high fashion and like she would wear like things that were like ugly, but they were like fashion. But okay, but even like Arielle Charnison, we wore what? Yeah, to us, like, they're so different. But to the outside world, they're just, like, New York City girls. They're both, like, from Long Island. They wear, like, you know, intermix.

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It was very similar. Yeah. We could find the differences in them, yes. Yeah. But overall...

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Well, and that's what happens. That's like a woman's thing, right? This is a woman's issue. Women are always like looking for so, that's why like a lot of internet discourse, influencer, drama, content creator is for women by women. Like we're looking for too much here. Like it's just, it's just a job.

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I mean, this woman literally can't catch a break. I feel like every time I open my Instagram, she's sharing something new happening in her skin cancer journey. She's always posting these pictures of, like, these crazy scars on her back that she had to have different moles removed. Like, they went under the surface and just, like, found different... I think it's called melanoma.

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And so I just thought, like, that was her journey, you know? Yeah. And then to see this on Instagram, I was really shook. Like, seriously? Yeah. Pray for this woman.

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And who gets two different types of cancer? That's seriously so nuts.

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And I feel like she's also been doing a lot in the last six months. Because I feel like I've seen her a lot. She's on Skinny Confidential. She's always making news. Two Ts in a pod. So it's like doing that with brain tumors. Wow.

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Yeah. I feel like she's also very into health, right?

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She's always doing the most health-wise.

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No, it's really so sad, and she has, like, such young kids. Like, seriously, what a crazy fucking story.

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This story, like... always gives me the biggest pit in my stomach.

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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

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Right, and, like, sharing different details from that day. Yeah. Because even though, like, the whole thing happened very publicly and we were all sort of on the journey as it was actively happening and they were looking for her, we still don't really know, like, 100% what went down on the boat.

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Mm-hmm, and that's, like, the only witness. Yeah.

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Yeah. But they say that about that lake in particular. Like, it's known. So it's not, like, it's actually not that out of the ordinary, but it happened to have been, like, a really bad day.

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Right, but a detail he did share that I think people hadn't previously known was that there was, like, an attempt to help. I mean, he was four, but I think he threw a rope.

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And I can only imagine what sort of, like, trauma that does to a child.

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And I'm sure, like, pieces come back. But, like, it's so sad.

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Really, really sad. So. And I feel like the dad and him are, like, super close. Like, I really, I wish them the best. Like, I don't want to think about them. Like, I just want them to, like, go be happy and, like, have an amazing life.

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Okay, honestly, these details are making me really sad.

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Oh, that's even sadder. Oh, my God, like the drifting away. I can't.

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Lainey and Duck. Yeah. No, no. I knew she had a man because...

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she was like alluding to it for a really long time on social media and like never shared who it was and then a little while ago she just was like fuck it and people like found his identity and she didn't care now she shows him on social media and stuff he's super cute super country i mean his name is duck um i didn't realize she was engaged that's so sweet he's really cute and he's a former nfl quarterback so that that i didn't know i thought he was just like a guy with a job

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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

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Well, so happy for you expanding your horizon socially, religiously, spiritually without me. That sounds amazing.

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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

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Correct. Team player. That's really cute. And they, like, literally have the biggest farm. And, like, that's all they do. They're, like, real country folk.

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Oh, really cute. Whose house is that? Very stately manner.

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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

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house her ring is really pretty i really like her i'm so glad you're like turning a corner on her but you just reminded me i saw the two most random fucking celebrities together this morning like in a video did you see this about kylie no so i'll explain like the circumstances that brought these two together afterwards but just know like last night kylie was hanging out with ella langley

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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

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I love it. For those who don't know, is like a real up and coming country artist.

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The viral TikTok song. That's her like big breakout hit.

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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

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So the reason they were together, it makes a little bit more sense, but at first I saw them hug, and I was like, excuse me? Kylie hosted an event for Sprinter, like a pop-up where they were just handing out drinks, and there was a stage, and they had Ella Langley perform.

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Yeah. It's like Ella Langley is Kylie if she grew up in the South.

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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

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Yeah. They actually do look alike.

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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

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Do you think Kylie like knows that song? And when they were just running different people by Kylie, like, oh, within budget, we could get this person to perform this person. Kylie was like, oh yeah, I like that song. Or do you think she has no idea?

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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

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Yeah. It's crazy to think about.

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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

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Four by four by you forever. I like the way you say forever like that. Like, I think you need to start saying it like that more. Forever.

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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

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That works for me. Forever. So Mazel Tov, Lainey. Mazel Tov, Lainey. I'm really happy for her. She's so, like, everything's coming up Lainey.

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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

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That's like a pargy of like Jewish song that we don't, we're always like singing our faves. That one gets lost.

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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

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Oh my god, wait. Yes. Lainey Hodges. But now I can't keep finding her and her man forever.

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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

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Yeah, she's all that. I am too big. Rachel Lee Cook. Her name is Lainey Boggs. Lainey Boggs. You're close, 100%. I immediately went to Orson Hodge. That's going to be her father-in-law. 1,000%.

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And it's going to be a good time for them forever. It better be forever.

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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

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We also are doing an audio-only extravaganza today. Apologies to the YouTube swirlies, but we will be back tomorrow. Today's a travel day for me. So hey, Jax, how you durn?

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Yeah, I saw this list. I feel like we talk about it every year, and every year doesn't make sense to me.

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Today, I was like, I need you. You're in. You're in. It's giving six men.

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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

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Yeah, but I think that we do talk about it every year because when they have the actual induction ceremony, they always have a big performer. That's true. And that's the story. And then we're like, wait, who got inducted that year? And we read the list and we don't know any of the people.

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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

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Billy Idol. Oh, okay. I was getting confused. That's not Billy Joel Armstrong.

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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1770.535

Yeah, I actually think we don't know who this is.

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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

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No, no, I'm telling you, you don't. This photo looks like... Oh, Dancing With Myself. We know that song. How does that go? Dancing with myself.

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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1789.595

But his other top songs, Eyes Without a Face, Rebel Yell, I'm not familiar with. I'm sure some of our, you know, boomer toasters, which I'm dying to get in with the boomers. Like, I feel like in this day and age, everybody's like, let's be Gen Z or millennial. And it's like, we're definitely millennial.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1802.258

We're not Gen Z. And I think a lot of people in our position would try to be like, you know, targeting the next gen, right? Like Gen Z, start talking. I want more boomers. Okay. I'm just putting it out there. Like, when I go to our next set of live shows, I want everybody in the audience to be geriatric. Well, that's not boomer geriatric.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1818.933

No, no, I'm just being, like, I'm being dramatic, like, making a joke about the boomers. Like, they get it. Oh, yeah, okay. I don't know. That's not, like, the way to court them, but okay. No, but I just feel like the boomers, like, are happy people because, like, they all own homes and they're, like, at almost the age of retirement and they just, like...

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1833.462

I don't know they don't have the problems that like all these other chronically online folks have like I just want an audience majorly comprised of boomer boomer women so tell your parents to listen to the toast yeah and we can start targeting our content to be like a little bit like skew it a little bit older more stories like this of like the rock and roll hall of fame so to our boomer contingency which I do feel is growing I'm telling you I can feel it um

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1858.945

Come get your man. I'm sorry to this man. I have no idea who Billy Idol is.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1867.97

Those are good odds, right?

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1903.348

I've loved Paul Rogers forever.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

192.306

Well, first of all, I thought I would be, like, waltzing in here being like, hey, look at me. I either passed or failed. I didn't get the results. I don't know why I thought it was, like, the driver's test where, like, you just find out immediately if you pass or fail. Yeah. I would have thought it was a few hours. You don't know right now? No, I still don't know. You would know if I knew. Okay.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1923.855

I don't know if I would say they have the relatively enduring importance.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1943.439

oh by the way i happen to know who chris cornell is yes so let him in odd six to one oh next chubby checker no other artist on this ballad has their legacy as tied to one song as chubby checker though no other legacy let me ask you another question if you look down this list because i'm having fun i am Is there anyone whose names you recognize? Yes. You want me to get to them? Please, just, yeah.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1972.799

Cindy Lauper. Queen, let her in. What are her odds?

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1982.326

Wait, 3 to 1 is bad or good?

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1994.173

Anybody who wrote the song Girls Just Wanna Have Fun deserves the world. And I actually, the other day, remember when I was telling you how I was listening to a lot of old Miley Cyrus? I forget that most people our age really know all the lyrics to that song because Miley Cyrus has cover of it, which she really put a lot of respect on. It was super well done. We don't talk about that enough.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2011.5

That was really a brilliant move. No, she was doing covers from a young age. She was always destined for covers. Backyard...

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2049.894

See, this is where they lose me. Like, Mariah Carey is, like, a hip-hop artist, right? Yeah. This is a rock and roll hall of fame. Like, that's just where I get confused. But let her in.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2064.967

That's the other thing. I feel like the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, like, they really want to make sure people deserve it. So much so to the point that, like, they're kind of always dropping the ball.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2086.231

I'm unfamiliar, but I know the name. That feels like right, you know. The White Stripes. Like, that's exactly who should be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

210.778

And I just want to say I've had it up to here. With? The social media misinformation when it comes to women's health.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2104.181

To me, like just based on how I perceive the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, which is definitely like incorrectly, the only person on that list who's truly eligible is Cyndi Lauper.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2117.231

What about Phish? Everybody loves Phish. I don't know if I would say that they're rock and roll. I feel like it's more like vibes.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2147.045

By the way, now that you're recovered from your flu, you have to make your... I know. I was thinking that. I'm like, yeah. Appointment in the studio to lay down tracks for Toast's theme song because, like, my version's ready to go.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2159.969

Oh, it shook you out of a dreamless sleep?

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2163.771

Now you have to do it. Are you ready for our fifth and final story that will lead into our TV recap? If it's the fifth and final story that's going to lead into the TV recap, that's brought to you by Skims. Pretends? Pretends it is. So Skims bras and underwear are the best intimates that I've truly ever owned.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2177.157

My top drawer is slowly becoming all Skims, and I'm particular about my intimates, especially in the season of my life. My body has changed during pregnancy. It's changing a lot.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2184.56

i have different requirements when it comes to my breasts my intimate areas and they're really the unsung heroes of every outfit especially pregnant for a pregnant person and nobody does it like skims so i've shopped from skims for a really long time but i find myself buying like new things from them now i would say once a month because my bras at this point my underwear is just kind of disposable and i need like better ones

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2205.914

And my bras are, I'm constantly growing out of them. I have really specific requirements when it comes to the comfort of my bras. And that's why I love Skims. Their Fits Everybody collection make the most amazing bralettes. Like they're super stretchy. They're super comfortable. There's no underwire. There's tons of support.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

222.267

Yes, and I'm so sorry to have pivoted directly out of your party evening into my torturous afternoon, but it needed to be said. I've had enough.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2220.949

The straps are adjustable, which if you're giving me a garment that doesn't have adjustable straps, like I can't talk to you. That's just like, that's the phase of life I'm currently in. So if you're trying to find the perfect bra for every day, for like around the house, you're pregnant, not pregnant, they have something for everyone at Skims.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2235.92

And the best part, especially for the bra sizes, is that they're super size inclusive. So there are like, I think they carry up to 60 bra sizes. Like it's crazy. So shop Skims Best Intimates, including the Fits Everybody collection and more at Skims.com and at their Skims New York flagship store on Fifth Avenue in New York. After you place your order, be sure to let them know that we sent you.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2252.249

Select podcast in the survey and be sure to select the toast in the drop down menu that follows. Plus, if you're looking for the perfect gift for your Valentine or for yourself, Skim launched their own Valentine's Day shop. It's the best Valentine's shop ever. It's available in sizes for men, women, and kids. Today's episode is also brought to you by Good Ranchers.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2268.795

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The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2285.479

It's also free from hidden additives, so there's no antibiotics, no hormones, no seed oils, just one simple ingredient that you can read, and that's the meat. And it's delivered straight to your door, so there's no more last-minute grocery shopping, long lines, wondering if you're getting the best quality. We've been talking about this a lot.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2298.687

I feel like we all learned kind of a valuable lesson from the last season of Yellowstone. It's really important to, A, know what you're feeding your family, obviously, and the best possible ingredients, but also making sure it's ethically sourced and that you're supporting American ranchers. And that's what Good Ranchers is doing.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2313.156

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The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2330.605

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The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2343.93

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The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

236.353

I've had it up to here with specifically these bitches, okay? Yesterday I took my glucose test. And let me tell you, it was one of the most horrible experiences of my life. Yesterday. It was so long and that juice, while yes, it tasted actually very good. People were so dramatic about being like, I couldn't get it down. Um, it made me feel sick. Oh my God.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2377.556

You were the one who told me, right, that Southern Charm, we see that Craig. So it's fair that they're both doing it.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2396.77

The big bomb that he dropped on his trailer is that, you know, Paige asked me to get a ring. And he got a ring. Right, and he got a ring. And her big bombshell that we saw in the last... Thank God, I usually turn off the previews. Like, whatever, I'll see you next week. The last three seconds of the preview...

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2411.497

She's talking about how she's upset, which we've been talking about all week that he's like not defending her publicly amidst these cheating rumors. When at the end of the day, like she never cheated. He was the one who got caught texting two bitches twice during their relationship. Like, excuse me.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2436.767

I feel sick. I feel really sick.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2458.641

I saw clips of Ciara on Watch What Happens Live, and then I also watched her in the premiere. And it's like, actually, she's so striking. I don't know of a person I've watched on reality TV who's maybe as beautiful as she is. Like, it's actually...

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2497.543

Yeah, and I remember hearing that she was going to be joining the cast, and I remember hearing something about her. Was she, like, a nepo baby? What was it? She, like, dated someone famous. Brooklyn Beckham.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2507.047

In 2018. Damn, that's crazy.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2520.512

She's perfect for the show. However, I feel like with the intro of her and her friend Bailey, who I feel like is an undiscovered talent, I think she's just taking a little bit more time to, like, come to the surface.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2529.559

I do feel like we're really starting to see, like, the two different shows, you know? Like, because they actually, last year, we were always, we've been complaining for the last few years that, like, there's no good, like, single young guys, and they got Wes and Jesse, and they're both good, and there's a new guy coming. And so I feel like this younger...

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2546.059

single group is starting to carve out a place for themselves and they leave and the other half of the group stays home, which is fine, but it doesn't feel like this unit.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2585.754

And also Sam and Corey. Remember them?

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2590.624

I know they broke up, so like whatever, but they should have come back.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

261.906

Like 20 minutes later, I was, I was like, I felt disgusting. Like I really felt not okay, but whatever. I was like sharing the journey on social media and like the amount of things people were trying to give me anxiety about that aren't real, like actually was starting to piss me off. People were like, you'll have to take the test again. If you drink it through a straw, it doesn't work. Not true.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2633.929

10 toes deep for this girl like it's just it's really sweet it's young love and he deserves it and it also seems a little bit like there's going to be beef between lexi and sierra because i think that lexi is coming and like kind of filling a role that sierra filled when she first got there like you know the eligible single gal in the house like all the other single guys are into

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2659.862

They have like a page a lot too.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2676.74

I agree because there's like being personable and like the funny jolly guy and then there's just inappropriate.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2689.858

You know what? I always think when I watch the first episode of Summer House is like how impressive it really is the way they're able to divvy up the rooms. Now, I guess because they're only staying like two nights at a time and then they all go back to their apartments, it's like not the biggest deal.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2700.966

But when you think about like rooms on Bravo shows, it's like historically been this like crazy saga. They're all extremely mature about it. Except in the beginning, I remember like it was like every season Amanda and Kyle got the master and it's like, well, why? Yeah.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2722.539

They keep putting walls up and just making rooms and throwing beds in rooms.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2731.763

There aren't bad rooms. There are just rooms without bathrooms of their own. Right. Those I think are considered the bad rooms.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2739.646

Yeah. Now let me tell you how much I love Lindsay Hubbard. It's actually crazy. She's so interesting to me. But that also adds another layer. It's really crazy that she's in a house with a 24-year-old. Do you know what I mean? She's birthing new life. Kyle's 42.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2756.369

So many of her friends pages in a committed three year relationship and then these 24 year olds are like out till three in the morning like it's just sometimes it can I feel like it'll feel like we're watching two different shows which not necessarily is a bad thing.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2775.9

Vanderpump Rules junior and senior like where do we go from here yeah but the one thing this has on Vanderpump Rules is that Vanderpump Rules never got a group of young people we were even remotely interested in every person they cast flop after flop after flop meanwhile between Jessie West I would consider Sierra like a bridge kind of like a Sheena well yeah Sierra was saying how much what happens like she's only two years older than Lexi and one year older than Bailey she's 28 Lexi's 26 and Bailey's 27 I guess she's just like so mature she was like yeah but I feel so much older like she just doesn't have that like she could play on both casts she really could

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2806.841

This is also our first episode slash season without Danielle, which was nice. I didn't really notice. Yeah. Okay, and so Lindsay showing up, like, I'm sorry. I love her so much, her speech. I know they were trying to make it seem, like, long-winded. Like, they do that editing thing where they just, like, blend the words. But...

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

282.447

Jackie, the lady at the lab gave me the straw. Like, you think you know more than her? And first of all, how on God's green diddly-dally earth would drinking something through a straw make it different? I don't know. They wouldn't. And then immediately I was like, oh shit, did I do something wrong? And then I'm like, wait, wait. Logic needs to prevail here. I literally drank it.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2823.803

I followed exactly what she was saying and when because I knew where it was going like it made total sense she was like eight years ago this seven years ago this six years ago and this year I'm pregnant like I actually thought it was really nice and I loved it and I loved how happy everyone was for it but the whole like room being like I knew it that is such an annoying thing to say yeah especially because there were a lot of rumors like even you had said to me on this show like

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2854.934

No, I shouldn't have said that either, by the way. Like, that was wrong of me.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2877.31

So they dated for like one month.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2918.796

No, and it was pissing me off, like, hearing people say that. But I thought it was just, like, my blind loyalty to Lindsay. But you're 100% right. It's also, like, it's disrespectful.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2938.39

And I need to say, I absolutely love that she told the group without Carl, ran upstairs, did her sponsored post, told the world, Carl found out with the world and then had to waltz into the house the next day. Like it was such a sleigh of a timeline. I loved it so much. And him like coming in, I'm sorry, I can't stand this man.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2955.763

Like him coming in and like walking out of the house, like needing to talk to producers, like doing therapy talk, like I just don't know how to be in a situation like this.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2968.149

Lead with your heart, bro. Like, seriously, grow up. You broke up with this woman almost a year ago.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2977.732

Honestly, this is going to be a crazy thing to say, and I'm just going to say it. You know what? I'm actually not. Sorry. Continue.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2993.044

And to be honest, you are still processing a relationship you ended almost a full year later. That's weird. Yeah.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

302.098

Like, who cares if I drink it with my mouth open or my mouth closed? Like, I was... Okay. Then, and it was making me regret sharing. Like, these bitches were pissing me off.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

3020.918

And his yeah, his. Oh, right. His confessionals where he's just like being like a therapist. It's genuinely insufferable. Yeah. And I loved how she laid the whole timeline out. Like, that was true Queenie-like behavior. And when she showed everyone her belly and she was wearing the tightest jeans of all time and she had marks on her stomach from the jeans, I wanted to rip those jeans off of her.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

3055.085

And I saw something so funny today about Gabby. They were like, I love Gabby. She gives executive assistant energy, like true professional. And like, I'm looking forward. It was a tweet. I'm looking forward to like seeing her shine outside of like being Lindsay's executive assistant. But she is thriving in this role.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

3083.024

I do believe he'll bounce back. He'll be completely fine. But like, this is the first time he's really seeing everyone since the reunion. And like, it's hard not to remember him as that loser on the couch at the reunion. Not like the cool guy he once was. So I'm just having a hard time like shaking that image. Yeah. Weenie Wes watch parties. Weenie Wes. Exactly. Like he, he does just carry this.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

3102.149

He, we have a chip on our shoulder. He has a weenie.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

3112.063

It's just good to see the gang back together. It's nice to have a new show to add to the rotation. We'll be adding it to our Thursday recap. So the scheduling for the next couple of weeks goes as such. Mondays, general catch-up. Tuesday, Deer Toasters. Wednesday, Beverly Hills. Thursday, Summer House. Friday, Queenie and Weenie. We are so stacked. Oh, excuse me. And Southern Charm.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

3132.901

Of course, how can I forget? It's on the charm. So we just had, like, a really busy couple of weeks, you know? Tomorrow's episode, Jackie and I are both recording in Miami. Yeah, we rented, like, a fancy studio. Honestly, if the episode ends up getting published, I'll be shocked. Just, like, new studios are so scary. Why are we being so legit? No, new studios are so scary.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

3154.012

We're just going to be, like, true, like, Joe Rogan energy.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

3164.327

Thank you guys so much for listening to the Toast on Monday Morning Show. We're going to deliver the fastest stories on YouTube to everybody Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching us on YouTube, please don't forget to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up. We're also available as a podcast on Word, Podcast, and WeFound.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

3172.049

So it's Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Video, iHeartRadio, CastBox, all the places you'll be able to listen to podcasts. We will see you guys tomorrow in our fancy Parchee new studio. You're not going to want to miss it.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

324.363

Then I was sharing like, oh my God, not everybody being so dramatic about this juice when it was actually quite tasty. It tasted like a full sugar Sprite. Like it really was not bad. And then people were being like, well, you know, they say if you would like the taste of the juice, you actually probably do have gestational diabetes. Like bitch. Shut up.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

33.762

Don't you feel like your voice is different on an early morning podcast?

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

348.992

I know, but she was being for real. Thank her for the laugh. I thought for a second, I was like, shit. It does sound, that one sounded, the straw one sounded stupid.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

362.414

Because you're a big diabetic.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

366.475

I kind of like, I like that myth. It can stay. That myth has merit, but then I did look into it. It's completely fabricated and made up.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

38.784

No, no, but, well, yeah, but I mean more like, I feel like I'm kind of whispering. Yeah. Romeo is like asleep behind me.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

382.277

Yes, yes, yes. All's that to say, I still don't know if I passed my glucose test. I had a miserable time doing it both offline and online, and I might stop sharing my journey with these bitches specifically.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

403.307

By the way, we're getting into Jay Shetty territory right now.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

428.655

It's literally the least weird thing.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

433.416

Oh, he only watched the clip, not the whole episode? Just the clip about that. And you're going to make sure it ends there. It ends with the clip. I don't even have to make sure he doesn't even listen to The Toast. So true.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

448.201

By the way, good to know that if everyone's actually listening to an episode of The Toast, we just have to get Cal and Cowherd on The Toast. That would actually be, like, such a good surprise for something. Yeah, and we might have a better chance if you didn't literally say the meanest shit about Callan Cowherd yesterday. I think you called him like... I'll rein it in.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

475.29

Do you think he's on Cameo? No, he probably makes a lot of money from ESPN. He doesn't need to do that. That's never stopped people.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

484.336

It's so true because it's important to remember that Bethany Frankel is or was on Cameo while she was a rich woman, you know?

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

495.478

It's a different beast over there.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

498.16

We have a great show, actually. Did you watch Summer House?

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

515.811

Yeah, that's kind of probably what Hashem would have wanted, don't you think?

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

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I have a hard time watching Summer House, but also recapping it without letting my personal biases get in the way of, like, a good recap. Because I seriously, like, I cannot watch that yellow-haired buck on my TV. I hate him so much. 42-year-old in a house with a 24-year-old. Like, it actually is hindering me from doing my job, the hate that I have.

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Jax, I think everyone really tuned in today to find out what the hell you did last night. Like after all the hype of yesterday's episode, like where were you?

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But I'm, like, hyper-focused. Like, everything he does, I have triggers. So, like, my recap would have included a lot of him, even though he contributed zero to the episode.

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Yeah, but I don't know those people. Like, I have a personal beef.

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Yeah, if it weren't for my personal beef, he's so forgettable. But seriously, I'll never forget you setting up your DJ equipment. You're 42.

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Yeah. I hate when that happens. I hate when that happens.

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Yeah. Well, actually, while you were on your spiritual journey, I was recovering from my glucose test. Like, it took me all day. I wasn't okay.

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That's where you're headed. Okay, RFK. I want to say one thing about RFK, okay? Okay. You know his whole movement is Make America Healthy Again. Mah-ha.

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Okay, thank you. That's what I wanted to say. Mah-ha. I haven't seen it. Every time I see it on social media, people referencing it, like positively or negatively, all I can think of is Amanda Bynes. Mah-ha.

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The Mah-ha movement. I was going to make an Instagram story about it, but it's also a controversial movement, so I didn't want to get involved. I wasn't in the mood for backlash, but I just wanted to make sure I wasn't the only one who saw it and immediately thought of Amanda Bynes. Riffk. What? Oh, Riffk, yes.

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It sounded like you were about to tell me something about your religious event last night, like a girl named Riffka. That's what I thought you were saying.

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Riffkjer, yeah. Riffkjer in the mirror handful. We should rage-bait people today and make that the title.

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Thursday. It's Thursday. Jax and I are doing a super early morning recording. It's kind of giving the hustle never sleeps.

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So I didn't know that that was a thing, but Shannon texted me. She was like, good luck at your glucose test. Like, she's like, are you, and Jack's like so crunchy that you bring your own juice. And I'm like, wait, I hadn't even heard of it. I'm like, that's another level of crunchiness that I haven't even heard of. Jackie has never brought that up to me. I did not know that.

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I, while I didn't enjoy the test, I'm going to trust the test. And I have no regrets, even though I'm definitely like, I feel like I drank toxic waste. Like that's how heavy and thick it was.

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No, and sometimes like you could drink it and it's inconclusive. That to me would be the worst result if I have to do the longer test.

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Yeah. When you make your own, like seriously, like you make it in the kitchen. I don't.

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It was actually one of your worst ones to date.

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No, and the thing is, it's like such a crazy show. It's not the most unbelievable thing. I did catch it as Pooh Crave before I kept swiping. But sometimes like I'll keep swiping and not even see. And like Pooh Crave really is such, it's such misinformation.

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No, I think it was probably still set in 2015.

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It's not. That's why you didn't realize because it's not. This is the weirdest thing ever. One, like people of Jennifer Lopez's elk don't host award shows. And if they do, it would be like the Grammys. The American Music Awards, is that what it was?

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are like one of those People's Choice Award, Billboard Music Awards. They're like these just sort of generic events that people show up to if they're in town. They're kind of meaningless. I find this so confusing and strange.

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But she's also very all-American, right? Like, she's not at the Met Gala. Like, she's so, like, regular.

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I could see. This scene was Belinda, Zion, and Pornchai. why like they said zion and porn chai like had a threesome with belinda Yummy. So I've had like a really busy morning celebrating my sisters and also falling for Poo Crave.

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Well, no, it's, I'm glad you brought up money and I'm glad you brought up Kelly Clarkson because that's the difference, right? Like they both became huge pop stars with like huge discography of music. And I feel like JLo went the very like elite Met Gala, Oscar movies, like the less commercial route.

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Whereas like Kelly does the all American events, the rock and Christmas tree, the daytime talk show. And she probably is financially set for life. Like Kelly could stop working today and she would be completely fine while also maintaining music like JLo does too. So yeah, you, when that didn't pan out for JLo, like with the Oscars and stuff like she kind of, she has to, she has to make money.

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She has crazy bags and she's always on a private chat.

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For sure. But I don't think outright like you finish the show and you get a check for a million dollars.

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Nikki Glaser got 400K and that's like an actual award show that generates revenue. This is like a joke.

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Yes. I also do imagine that J-Lo will perform, you know, like, you know, it also becomes whoever the host is, like it becomes their bat mitzvah where they have like multiple performances if they want it to be that way. And I could see J-Lo also making this night about her.

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Reminding you bitches like you didn't buy tickets to my tour and I had to cancel it and here's what you missed out on.

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And when Kelly does it, it's not weird, but I feel like when JLo does it, we're going to make fun of it. It's very Ariana DeBose, you know?

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Or in a positive way. I don't remember. There's so many moments from when Kelly did the Billboard Music Awards and she sang everybody's songs in front of them. There were like a thousand viral moments from it. It comes up 10 years ago. It comes up all the time from like on my TikTok. I could sing parts of it where she sang her song. Like... It left an impact.

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So no, it was a great comparison that you pulled out because like we would never clown on Kelly for accepting that that role.

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She was snubbed, yeah. Maybe her and Dick Clark buried a body in the woods somewhere. This is really what it feels like.

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Yeah. Even though I feel like if I was in charge of J-Lo, I wouldn't be encouraging her to... I think she's trying to do TikTok and reach... new younger listeners with new music. Whereas like when you're at the level that she's at and she has so many hits, like you should be able to live extremely well. Like Janet Jackson.

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Like there's what I think of like the women, her age who had enormous pop star careers, like they're able to retire, retire, but still perform. Like you can have a Vegas residency. And she did like, I think she should go to Vegas. Or like a Greatest Hits tour, but I feel like she's afraid of branding herself.

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Yeah, but it wasn't branded as Greatest Hits. She had the new album, and it's like, stop!

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Yeah, of course. I would even dare to say I'm not a JLo fan. I'm kind of like a JLo hater. I'm always coming for her. And if she came to my town with like a true greatest hit show, I would buy tickets. Like I would 100% go, you forget all the hits. Let's get loud.

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Whoa. And then Selena, like she could do a cover. She's so being mismanaged. And I actually feel like that's unfair to say because I think a lot of the direction for her career comes straight from her. I think she's not like an ideas person.

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Oh, by the way, Jackie, she does need the money. Remember, she funded that film. Yeah.

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Yeah. And I think that's being in your legacy era is even more fun. Like, I don't know why she wouldn't want to go there.

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Yeah. She definitely it's ego driven for sure.

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When you're a host, people just make fun of you for everything you do. Everything gets jiffed. And people are already so hard on JLo because she's in her flop era and Gen Z doesn't understand her that I just feel like this is actually a really bad idea. Yeah. I think she thinks she's going to wow us. And she has wowed us recently and proven people wrong. Super Bowl.

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Well, maybe for like low level individuals, but like Ed Sheeran could do whatever he wants.

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Well, that's true. I feel like people who... make music, and I'm not talking about just any old singer. People who really write songs, play multiple instruments, they more often than not do gravitate towards country as a genre, because it's really a genre that's the most musical in terms of songwriting and instruments, and they play the fiddle.

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If you respect the art of classical music making, you respect country music. And I do feel like Ed Sheeran is the former. So this does make sense, him and his little guitar.

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I would love to hear Galway Girl, you know, Nashville edition.

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I'm glad you brought this up because I actually had a thought today that I wanted to share, like a truth that I've sort of been holding in.

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No. It has nothing to do with Ed Sheeran. It has more to do with country music.

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No, I'm not. Did you ever listen to... I'm just going to say it. I was about to couch it. I'm just going to say it.

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A hard truth that I'm just... It's my truth. I'm not saying it's a universal truth. But Dolly Parton's version of Please, Please, Please by Sabrina Carpenter is atrocious.

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I thought we didn't criticize Dolly, which I agree with that. Like we don't.

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It is. And I'm sure Sabrina thinks it's bad too, but she was like so excited to have her queen Dolly. Like you just let Dolly do her thing. And of course, like, you know, nobody's perfect. We're all going to, you know, trip up every now and then. Viola Davis said it best. Like you have to have a flop era. Like it's just the nature of being an artist. So I don't clown on Dolly.

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And I love that she wanted to get involved with a younger genre and younger community. But it's terrible.

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Like it's actually, it's really bad. It's not that it's not good. It's song ruining.

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Yes. They don't see one another. And I really liked the deluxe short and sweet album. I can do a lot with 15 minutes. And, like, I was excited for Please, Please, Please Dolly's version. Like, it stunk. Like, literally stinkeroony. Yeah.

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Yeah, no, and we just don't want to say negative things about Dolly. Like, I get it.

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Yeah, and it's like she just lost her husband. Like, she's a queen. But I felt like this was maybe an appropriate time to share that I didn't like it.

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pop music profanities oh profanities and Sabrina's sort of known for that and so like she doesn't say don't embarrass me motherfucker like Sabrina like I loved the the pairing but there's actually not a lot of Sabrina music that Dolly can cover authentically yeah but it's like so say someone has this amazing idea because we heard the idea it's amazing we get them in the studio we record the song it's bad what do you do then what's the right thing to do

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If you're Dolly and you can like acknowledge that it's not good, you say let's scrap it or do something else and Sabrina just sort of agrees. Like there's a power dynamic at play.

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That's a good question. It's a good question.

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Maynardo Dali's also just been like kind of putting her name on like a lot of things recently.

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Post Malone's collabs, Beyonce's collabs, Sabrina Carpenter's collabs.

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Yeah, I don't know if it's like a seasonal thing. Everyone's feeling it or me in particular because I'm so nuts like about timelines and schedules and like I'm always making us record like at the exact time, maybe a little earlier. And maybe it's like pregnancy. Like I seriously don't give a fuck.

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Well, listen, you don't become like a billionaire like Dali by not putting your name on shit, you know?

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I agree. She was like, that was fun. Put it out.

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I believe it was the great Hilary Duff who once said that.

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I have no problem with Ed Sheeran. I have no problem. I think that he's very talented. I think he suffers from kind of almost like a Taylor Swift syndrome where his most well-known music is his worst music.

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Because I have listened to like one or two Ed Sheeran albums in depth and there are such good songs on there. And like the average person had never heard of them. Whereas like bad habits lead to late night. Like actually play that song at my funeral because I want to be dead. Like I hate that fucking song.

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You know, he's kind of like a victim of like the music pop radio complex.

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What is my girl up to? Her and Peter Herman are fine, right?

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And just know, if you ever come to the show with a story on your iPad about trouble in paradise with Mariska and Peter, you have to handle me like really. Kid gloves, yeah. Yeah.

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From Mean Girls. Hold on. Let me just, before I make stuff up.

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Yeah, she was in a crash, but she was only 34 when she died.

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No, you know what I mean, though. Like, I'm very lax these days with, like, all my responsibilities. Yes. You haven't felt that? I've really, like, unclenched.

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Nothing's coming up in like my Google search. So I'm glad I didn't say it.

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No. Yes. OK. Yeah, I'm right. It's oh, it's falsely believed that she died. So they had said I thought that her car crash was so brutal that like it actually left her decapitated and like beheaded. And that's sort of like what people say about her. But I guess it's like a false rumor. Like Snopes.com. Was Jane Mansfield decapitated?

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Yeah, right, right, right. And she had really interesting names for all of her kids. Because Mariska is obviously, like, we now know her, but, like, why wasn't her name Marissa, you know? Zoltan and Miklos.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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Update. My baby is still breech. And to be honest, it's, like, actually bothering me more than I thought it would, so I'm going to stop talking about it. Like –

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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I will. But like seriously, I laid in child's pose and like all these turned poses in my second bedroom for like an hour last night. I felt so sick afterwards. I'm like, if this baby hasn't flipped, I flipped.

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Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Thursday. I forgot what day it was, because I'm more fixated on the fact, yeah, it's Thursday, right? You're looking at me like that, oh.

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I was like upside down on the couch doing spinning babies, like put a Sonos speaker in the entry of my vagina. They say if you play music down at your vagina, the baby can like hear it and like perhaps curiosity will get the best of him and he'll turn right around.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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Being like, what's going on? Yeah. And if I know my boy, he's definitely curious.

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Yeah, we're just doing it, and I thought, like, I knew he hadn't flipped, but, you know, you go in, and you're like, maybe I got an A-plus on this quiz I didn't study for, right? Like, it's possible. And now.

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I'm so glad you brought that up because I want to stop talking about what we're talking about. I don't care anymore. And we need to talk about like how not okay people are that talk about the White Lotus. I saw officially today, this morning, I'm so glad you just reminded me, the absolute craziest take ever. For me, this is what somebody wrote. It was a TikTok.

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What was the most devastating part of White Lotus for me? As a Ukrainian, seeing three Russians get away with a crime. I'm like, oh, wow, okay. You're taking my ability to make anything about myself and you've taken it to new levels. The discourse around White Lotus is really starting to piss me off. It's what I say all the time. I've actually seen this thought regurgitated.

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I said it first and I said it with the bear. People are...

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are I need to say this right okay just there is like a trend now where if you criticize something thoughtfully or you just say you don't like it people who do like it say that you don't get it and it is actually quite possible to get something and still not like it that's happened to me with the bear that happens to people with white lotus because now it's like well you don't like the white lotus like you don't get it mike white's a genius

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Yes, Mike White is a genius and I do get it. I didn't enjoy it. By the way, I'm not saying that me, I actually did enjoy it. But like, I hate this level of, it's such a, I think people think they come off intellectual when they say, but you actually sound stupid. So explain it to me. Why is it good?

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Right. What am I not getting? Explain it. Smart. Smarty pants.

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But it's also just like such a flawed like this is all art. Right. Art is subjective. You're supposed to like stuff. You're supposed to not like stuff. So just to say like, no, it's good. You just didn't get it. I hate when people fucking say that.

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No, and by the way, a couple of interviews of Jason Isaacs have come across my desk where he keeps, like, alluding to, like, some sort of drama. He keeps just saying how, like, you know, all these people lived together in a foreign country for six months. It was kind of like theater camp, he said. And, you know, that's going to come with its share of challenges and drama.

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And nobody is, like, pushing him and asking follow-up questions as to what exactly he's referring to. But he does keep alluding to something.

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Yes. So he's like kind of being open with us and nary a person is asking follow up questions. Like, hey, Jason, can you clarify what you meant here? Who are you referring to?

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Agreed. Let's dive into Summer House, speaking of reality. Last night's episode, Lexi has returned from her weekend away. She is trying to work things out with Jesse. So this is where I'm bothered the most. Everything Jesse says to Lexi and then says to everyone else, I couldn't be more different. And the way that he... makes these great advances with Lexi, like introducing him to her parents.

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And then we'll go tell Wes and his friends being like, look, she forced me. Like that's not, you can't force someone to do that. So like either own it or just break up with her. It's really pissing me off. Like how duplicitous he's being. And I'm sure she doesn't know it at the time. And I'm sure she finds out, but also now watching it back is like so hurtful.

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He's really trying to make her look crazy. And I just want to say, she has not asked him to stop doing one thing that I thought was unreasonable for a girl to ask her boyfriend to stop doing. He acts so inappropriate. Like And everything he does is inappropriate.

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Right yes that was a really good comparison.

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I had forgotten that he like took her home and it like meant so much. And I feel like Lexi's a really nice girl. I think also she's a lot younger than everybody. And there's like a pre-established dynamic. They're all friends already. They're all like successful reality stars. She's new here.

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So when she comes back and she like wants to, they're all talking outside about like the Sierra thing, she's like,

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so circling the drain and she's not even she's trying really not to be like accusatory even though like she has every right to be upset with Sierra and like say something and the conversation like sort of goes nowhere and falls flat and like I actually felt really awkward because she had to bring it up but she wasn't going to bring it up in a way that was like Sierra like I'm mad at you but can I get some clarification and and I actually like that Paige is the first one who's like I've never seen Sierra and Jesse as brother sister like they've always had this like weird flirty relationship so we need to stop saying that

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Well, you must listen to The Higher Power, but I'm glad that you were able to watch the episode of Summer House. I too watched it. There will be a TV recap at the end of today's episode. Very good episode. And I'd like to see Lexi on Watch Happens Live shaking that thang. She's very well-spoken. She's kind of made for this life.

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And then Wes bringing up the parallels between him and Ciara, it actually made me even more upset for Lexi, being like, you know what that's like, Ciara. That happened to you last year, and you were so hurt by it and so upset by it, and you had every right to be.

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So now you see a girl going through exactly what you're going through, and you're not only not helping, you're kind of hurting the situation. Now everyone's responsible for their own actions. Jessie is the worst. I cannot stress that enough. I just have really low expectations for Jessie, and I have really high expectations for Ciara. I feel like she's such a girl's girl. She's so...

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She, like, hates, like, she loves to, like, clown on toxic men, and so I just would have expected different behavior from her. I have high standards for her, and I definitely hold them to different standards, which is wrong.

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No, I'm so team Lexi. And like, I think that it's nice to see somebody like have really high standards and like all out, like right out of the gate being like, here are my boundaries. Here is what I like require from a boyfriend. I think it's nice to see in the fact that like it's being made seem like she's so unreasonable. I don't think so at all.

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I'm more fixated on the fact that it's National Sibling Day, and I am sitting here thinking about how much I love my siblings, and I'm curious to see which of my siblings will reach out and wish me a happy National Sibling Day.

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I think like we should be empowering young women to have really high standards and real boundaries.

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I thought she was 21. I thought we're like 23.

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Yeah. Now I want to talk about something that I feel like you and I have been waiting so long for.

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And we got a window into last night because I was shocked to see Lindsay driving out to the Hamptons with Paige and then Paige just sort of talking to camera about, um, like the journey she's been on with Lindsay and how she finally like now can understand Lindsay and really like likes her for who she is. And I'm so glad these two have laid down their arms.

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I think Lindsay's pretty much laid down her arms with everybody except for Carl. Um, and everybody's really appreciating Lindsay in this phase that she in, which is that she's in, which is nice. Cause I feel like I've liked Lindsay for a while. Um, and I love to see them getting together. It was a tough watch at Shabbat dinner to see like Lindsay bringing up like her big moment.

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And she was brutally rebuffed. And we knew last week because Lil posted on Instagram screenshots. So I've known that like this hill she's about to die on is like not worth it. So it was kind of like watching a car crash in slow motion. Um, yes, but you know what?

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By the way, I don't even need to give her a pregnancy pass. I'm just giving her a pass because I like her.

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And Andy was asking like leading questions about some of the other girls and she was not taking the bait.

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Yeah, and I was going to say, to his credit, he could have been a way bigger dick and been like, they had to drag him to get his phone. I would have thought that there was something bad on his phone with how slow he was walking and then he fell down the stairs. So yes, I agree. She actually gave him a moment to look like a real gentleman and he did.

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And then when he was explaining that this particular anniversary of his brother's death was difficult because he also was celebrating it for the first time without Lindsay as a friend or a partner. Or a support system. Um, and she was kind of the only one who knew why he was upset that morning. Cause the date obviously like resonated with her. I actually felt really sad for him. Um,

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You know, I agree. I feel like she's like laying off of him this weekend. Well, except for the night before. Also, I think that like Imrul really was like the worst possible person to sit next to Carl in that moment. When Wes came out, he just thought they were like balling.

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Thank you, Lord. No. And like, it's such a tough thing. And Emeril was like, oh, I'm sorry. Like, do you want to be alone? Which is a really respectful question. They're just not bros like that, you know? And, and I feel like Emeril is maybe not the type of guy to like cry, you know? I feel like Wes and Jesse would start crying. Like, you know?

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I, I actually felt weird. Like I felt, I just, I felt bad for Carl and I felt bad for Emeril. Like they were just the wrong people, wrong time.

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Yeah, no, her face card, as the kids say, never declines.

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You did scare me. Who's that? Oh, the mailman. Do you mind just popping it on the table? You need me to sign. No, that's not for me. Sorry. Thanks so much. No, you're good. My heart just stopped. Are you okay? No. I will say I did recognize his voice. He's like the mailman here and I've gotten to know him a little bit. I'm just a lovely, lovely, lovely man.

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I didn't hear the door. That's why. So I just heard hello. My heart just stopped.

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Yeah, I feel like I actually could have been so much worse. I know, I know. But honestly, I can't like scream like that. It hurts my stomach.

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That was so crazy. I need to rewatch the footage because I think I actually handled that like a real adult.

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Jackie, I'm freaking out. Like literally shaking.

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Do you think he was like listening to our summer house recap?

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Oh, so I'm actually glad you brought that up because I feel like, and this has been like a slow realization through every episode, like these two were so headed for breakup because, you know, sometimes you'll watch a couple's fight or even Paige and Craig, like they've had like tough conversations over the course of the last couple of years, Summer House, Southern Charm, but you know that they're together.

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So it's like they work it through. They've never said anything during those fights that they couldn't come back from. But some of the stuff Paige is saying is so final, right? Like, is this your person? I don't know.

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Bad marriage, bad idea, run, run, run. But we know watching it that they're already married in real life. Right, so like you can see how it's just like... So it's kind of a relief to watch Paige.

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designer this that whatever but you know he still makes a living and it's like no and it's actually it's very hard for men in this industry to do super well and I think in terms of reality star influencers Craig's probably doing it the best he's built a real business like his shit sells in Kroger he has standalone stores all over the country like he's probably the most successful male reality star that I can think of because you don't get to do the fun brand deals hair and makeup Amazon like

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There's so many opportunities for women. And when you crush it as much as Paige is the best at being a woman, influence a reality star. And Craig is really the best at being a man, influence a reality star. But the two, like the best at men. There's a gender pay gap. It's kind of how they say like Serena Williams is the greatest female athlete of all time. But like she would lose to Roger Federer.

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Like who's not even the greatest male athlete of all time.

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And there is a gender biological gap in the reality star influencing industry.

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No, of course. And it's like, it's like, of course, the episode where he's like highlighting his amazing faith and his beautiful Shabbat dinner. He's like also acting like an animal. Like why? Yeah. No, it was disappointing, and it was conflicting as well.

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Oh, these two people should not have been together. And you're right. Like, comparing it to Amanda and Kyle, like, it's nice to see, like, the wheels coming off of a relationship. And, like, it's okay. Like, they broke up and it's fine.

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Whereas, like, Amanda and Kyle got married and then we had two more seasons of, like, seriously would appear to be, like, one of the worst marriages ever. Like, your husband's out till 3 in the morning. You're depressed. You're having health issues. Your husband doesn't help you. Like, that was hard to watch.

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So, at least Paige doesn't have to go through whatever her version of that would have been.

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to go and do what he did with Shabbat, like, there's nothing you can do to make me dislike you. Yet I dislike you so much because your behavior is so abhorrent. When he was in bed with Lexi still singing the prayers from Shabbat, like, I love him. I love him. And Ben, Ben came in when we were watching and he was doing the prayers and Ben started singing along with him.

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We need to call his mother. Like, that's what we need to do.

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He's really pissing me off. He has a lot of potential.

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I think that he's so charming. Right. I think he's a devastatingly handsome and charming guy. And I think that he like dazzles all the girls in the house. Like he gives them all a lot of attention. And I think they all like it in a non, you know, a sexy way. Like Amanda's obviously married, but I think she like likes being seen. I think they all do. He makes everyone feel really special.

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He's just that type of guy. So I can almost understand why they're all always just like telling him what he wants to hear. Cause he's, he's dazzling. Yeah. But imagine if he used his powers for good.

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Make an honest woman, a Jewish wife out of Lexi.

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Lexi Solomon? I know Lexi Solomon. We went to camp together.

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No, me too. Me too. It's actually not the right man for her, but I also think it was a great entry storyline. For her to be like a full-time castmate now, like I don't know what her story would have been, but she's literally the biggest thing that we're talking about this season and she's the new girl.

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I want her back. Like, and that's hard to do. This is a hard group to crack when you're like kind of an outsider.

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Yeah. So that's the Summer House recap. That's our show. I have to like seriously go to the bathroom and change my underwear because I crapped my pants when the mailman came in. But that's our show you guys. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast on Monday morning show where we deliver the fast five stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube.

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And as the number one Carl Radke hater on the universe, last night's episode was hard for me because I actually had a lot of sympathy for him. And then he ended up being right in the Lindsay Hubbard thing. So I was having a hard time watching, but it's okay.

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I agree also, by the way. I thought that was really rude.

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Okay, by the way, we'll save it for the recap.

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Agreed. Do you think she should have a podcast on Lemonada? Yes, definitely. Yeah, but she could tell her side of the story.

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Yes. Would you say you have any big special plans today to celebrate National Sibling Day or just Thursdays in general?

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I would agree with that. Every day being my sister is a special day. And I do wonder what it's like to be my sister.

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Yeah. No, I would hate it because I'm still you.

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But I do often think like either being my friend or like my family, like being somebody who spends time with me is probably amazing, but also horrible. You know, like good luck going through anything in your life because we're never going to talk about it. We really like it, but you would hate it.

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But maybe it would be nice to have like a sub that I could tap in, you know, when I need a break.

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Yes. Don't forget to text your sibling today. Tell them how ugly you think they are. That's a very sibling-like thing to do.

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No, it's not. But I think you're obviously so beautiful.

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That's so interesting. I wish that was the case for me. I love throwing my hair up like out of my face, doing a blowout every day is like a job.

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Yeah, that's good. I like that. That's good. It's annoying. You've moved on with the sentence, but I'm still here at the restaurant making fun of the flesh.

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You know, it's like halting the whole conversation. Whereas, like, when we are going back and forth, like, we're adding color to each other's stories.

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And we're just coming off of International Women's Month, which obviously we celebrated.

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It was really nice to see people sharing their favorite toast memories yesterday in when they sounded off in the comments and celebration of two back to back big holidays, seven year toast diversity and National Sibling Day. So should we go through some of the top submissions for what people's favorite moments in toast history was?

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laugh now the rest same squeegee girls squeegee girl with both sides oh i joined in in campman and i don't know how to get out i love that a lot of them are very um you know over like not overhyped but like appropriately they've been said before oh game tunes day that's like yeah no but we know the classics there is no 5k like there are ones that we know are in the hall of fame but hearing people bring up random moments that i legit had forgotten about dachshund

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Demi Lovato performing heart attack at the heart attack survivor event.

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No, I'm not going to be posting on social media. I think like we say this every time, but like creating content around national days is like the lowest form of content. And I'm a better creator than that. I really am. I like to think that I am.

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Oh, I love guessing lyrics. That's my favorite thing. The Carlos Santana Dear Toasters. That's one of my favorites.

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And then of course, thank you. Someone just reminded me of the hasty flush. That's truly one of our best moments.

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The thing is, it was an audio only episode. So there's no video component. Like some of these clips, like there is no 5K was a clip that went so viral that like we have the moment visually. That's why people love it so much and always bring it up. But the hasty flush was, I think like an audio only, maybe even Patreon thing.

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Yeah, and that's where I lost the keys to the... Newport is in Rhode Island. Rhode Island, yeah.

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No, by the way, that's not like what we were following the law to the letter of the law.

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They would have called the police. But that's not why we did it. I just remember on our way back from the extreme. I also wasn't feeling good.

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And that's like a Hall of Fame moment? I don't even remember it.

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No, I remember the story. And we clipped it.

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She throws that ass in a circle. Yeah. Yeah, I just didn't know that was like a Hall of Fame moment.

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I'm so glad it resonated with the community.

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Oh, I didn't notice that trend. No guys, did you notice that? No.

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No, I feel like, and this is, I feel like where do we have this conversation when you were asking me like what type of mom content creator do I wanna be? And I said like an inspo of mine is Jason Murray Smith, right? Like she like really maintained a sense of self while also obviously like sharing her whole journey. And I'd really like to emulate that.

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That's true. I really only follow her on TikTok.

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It was on Twitter. Pop Crave posted a picture of Beyonce and Solange. I also fell for another Pooh Crave tweet this morning.

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It's like all like fallout stories from White Lotus.

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It's like I know you hate Instagram comments.

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And the fast five stories that you need to know are brought to you by SmartMouth, the only mouthwash scientifically proven to eliminate and prevent bad breath for 24 hours with just two rinses a day. SmartMouth was developed by a dentist.

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Dr. Cohen was a leading expert on bad breath, and he spent years researching its causes, which led to the development of SmartMouth and their patented zinc ion technology. He quite literally wrote the book on bad breath as the author of... of the halitosis section in the medical edition of the Encyclopedia Britannica. So, I mean, this man sounds like my dream man, right?

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Like he wakes up every day and tries to combat bad breath. Like I am somebody who I'm so sensitive to people's breath, myself included. I'm also like really like self-aware. I never want to have bad breath. And I happen to be married to somebody who's just like always eating like crazy things and he has crazy breath and I smell it, you know, in the middle of the night.

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I got a Schumacher wallpaper from Wayfair. They had the most amazing selection of wallpaper.

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But like sophomore and junior year are really a blur for me because it was like both hard years. So I'm just like struggling to like stay afloat junior year, you know?

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However, senior year, like things definitely got brighter. Like I lost a little weight. Always helps. Always helps a bad situation.

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Our first story, not to make everything about us, but it is because yesterday Claudia predicted that celebrity breakups comes in threes and the third one dropped right after we recorded. Kind of a big one too. Yeah. Probably the biggest of the three objectively.

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Like for the world, this is the biggest one, but not for you and I. What would you say is the biggest one for you and I, Paige and Craig?

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Yeah, so Jessica Alba, we should actually say who it is. Yeah, they know. As we continue to allude to it, Jessica Alba and her husband, Cash Warren, are separating after 16 years of marriage. Now, I just want to say, like, 16-year marriage is a success. Agreed. In my books, they have three daughters together, three kids, two daughters, one son, in case anyone was curious.

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But TMZ has reported that the two are nearing a divorce after 16 years of marriage. This is the report that they have split. I don't think this would come out of nowhere. I believe this to be true.

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Because who is he in this world? Right. Cash Warren Job. They met while she was in a movie, Fantastic Four. He was the director's assistant.

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And I'm sure he's been holding it down at home. I mean, that's value. I'm sorry it is. But yeah, this will be a big divorce in terms of money.

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Like when a housewife has to go from like her mansion to an apartment.

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I just want to say like, and children is like, it's huge up all the way, like huge all the way up here. Of course there's other things that she can do as well, but like to give someone children, like that is a full-time job.

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it's Adele remember when she gave him 70 million dollars however like that was a couple years one small child like this is 16 years three daughters who are gonna have to like you know go back and forth that's even worse that it was only a couple of years and he got 70 million yeah no that's worse that's what I'm saying this isn't as bad to me it's true because it's like a real family yeah he gave her a lot of love over the years but I'm actually just surprised that

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They fell out of love. I saw rumors that they had trouble keeping the spark. I'm sorry, at 16 years, it's not about the fucking spark.

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Well, a number of things to say. Like, one, at least you have an excuse.

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No, but it's like, you're not getting divorced because spark.

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Anyways, I'm sure like they'll start to share more, but also like with the fires going on. Yes.

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Like, I look different from winter break. And it's, like, just inflammation, as they say. I've started taking turmeric every day.

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Yeah. Yeah. Our next story, some big podcast news that I feel like we haven't covered in full, but Khloe Kardashian has launched a podcast in partnership with X and not to make it about us, Dear Media. A thousand percent.

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So her show is called Khloe in Wonderland and episodes will premiere on X and then the next day they're available anywhere you get your podcast distributed by our swirlies at Dear Media. And the first episode dropped and it is with Scott, but like she's going, I feel like over the years, like she's done, you know, Of course, Chloe After Dark. Cocktails with Chloe. Cocktails with Chloe.

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Always has like a little show here and there, but she's going like all in on podcasting now, sitting down with people in her life. Scott, I think is a good first guest, but also.

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I think it will be like if I, when I listen, like it will probably be good conversation.

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Congratulations for graduating Wednesday. I can't say you've graduated the week yet. That's like being in the end of your sophomore year and saying, like, I've graduated.

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Well, I would have said, oh, thanks, Turdi. That's really sweet. Except I weighed myself this morning. And... The numbers don't lie. The girls are climbing. However, I'm doing everything right. I'm doing my Saqqara. I'm drinking my water. I'm having my protein shakes. I'm staying active. It's not going to change in three days. So you just have to be consistent about it.

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No, they're obviously not married. And I just feel like when I imagine Tony Robbins' wife, like she's not like a girl boss CEO. They're not related.

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No, but they also like do the same thing. It's weird. Yeah, that is weird. It's probably frustrating. Imagine how they feel.

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Yeah. Wellness Robbins. Wellness Robbins. Okay, back to Chloe's podcast.

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Back to Chloe's podcast. I'm really excited for her because she is a great personality and that's, you know, when you strip it down, that's why she's so beloved and why she was always beloved back in the days because of who she is on the inside. So podcasting is a great medium for her. I love that she's like doing it with X, doing video, of course, because we want to see, we want to see the girls.

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Well, I guess each guest will ultimately bring something out of her. I feel like I saw a clip where she's talking about how that therapist...

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told a story about her so she must be talking maybe with someone about therapy so i feel like she it's not just like question answer question answer she's not a reporter journalist like these are conversations so whoever she's talking to will like bring out something about chloe so scott they're talking about a couple things but he is talking about how he doesn't really like talk to anyone or do any press if it's not within the family like if it's not the show

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or if he's not like doing something with the girls because he just doesn't want like things being like misconstrued. And then the family's like, Scott, what'd you do?

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Yeah. Chloe, I think likes doing it the least. And I actually think doing a podcast, like kind of turns that on its head a bit because now she gets, she's in the driver's seat. She asks the questions. She only talks about things that she wants to talk about, but we still get to hear from her.

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I shouldn't have even weighed myself because it brought morale down when I was feeling a little less inflamed.

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A good comparison and a good thing for her to strive towards.

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Like, it has not been... I guess also by the time they address things on the show, it's like we're kind of over it. They haven't been able to sell for, like, the immediate.

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I'm doing everything I should be doing. I'm really sticking to like my resolutions, no matter how many times I have to pee during the day. This is my first cup of coffee of the day. Usually I'm almost done with my second. So we're practicing better habits. And now we just, now we wait. We got to put in the work. It doesn't happen overnight. I feel like everyone just thinks, oh, I had a good day.

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Yeah. Agreed. They're also talking about how both of them like are not really dating until their kids are older. Until each other. Well, they talked about the rumors and how they're unfounded. They would never be honest with us.

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Like, his kids are her nieces and nephews. Like, so? I don't know. No, I hear you. It would be like very non-traditional. I just, I also think, I actually think they could if they really fell in love, but they just like, it's like a brother and sister.

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Yeah. So that drops today. Enjoy. So that's the first episode? First episode with Scott that the podcast has premiered. So she's off to the races. Go Chloe. Not crazy about the title. I think it's cute. And she beat keeping up with sports to the punch of launching a podcast. No, I forgot to tell you. I sent you a clip. Keeping up with sports. You sent me a clip.

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But like there wasn't an episode, Claudia. They have an Instagram page. You sent me the clip. I went to their page. It was the only clip.

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Yeah. I think I searched. Like, I was ready. I was sat.

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I should follow it so that when the episode drops, I'll be the first to know.

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You don't think for the last year like they've been working on the perfect first episode?

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Are you ready for our next story? A bit of an update from yesterday's story about. It's a third story, right? This is our third story. Yes. So Twitch's ex-wife, Alison Holker, is addressing all of the criticism that she's received and saying that she believes Twitch would choose to share his story to help others. So she has shared a.

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statement on her Instagram after facing criticism from her late husband's loved ones and from social media ahead of the book's release on February 4th. She said to fans of Stephen and our family and friends, I want to be clear that my only intention in writing the book is to share my own story as well as part of my life with Stephen to help other people.

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just like you I never really knew what happened and even as I'm trying to put the pieces together I will never really know if you decide to read the book hopefully you'll see my intention is to celebrate the love and life I shared with Stephen and our three beautiful children and also the more complex aspects of both of our lives I hope that by sharing our full story maybe I can help someone else who might see themselves or a loved one in Stephen and sharing I hope maybe they catch some of the red flags that I missed before it's too late okay um

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I got to live this way for a while. So. At least I'm on the train, as you said.

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Yeah, I agree. You know, she's very much focusing on this is her story. This is her truth.

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And then also when she comes at it with like, I'm helping the next person, it's like hard to say, you know, that's just...

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Yeah. And so much time has passed. People like weren't really, you know, wondering. It's not like there's been myriad documentaries. What happened? Like, You could have just let him rest in peace. It's true. And instead, now his name is literally being dragged through the news in the messiest possible way. It's really true.

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Not only as an addict, but family drama. He has kids. It was clean, and now it's messy. And was there a need for that? But also, maybe she's got bills to pay.

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Yeah. However, I haven't been keeping up with Alison Holker for the last three years since she passed away. So I don't know what she's been doing.

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I guess for the last few years, like, his family and friends have been watching it, like, not saying anything, just being like, okay, maybe that's not what I would do. Like, that's a little weird. Okay. And then the book, and then his journal entry said she's sharing, like, it's gotten too far. Yeah. Understood. Yeah. So the book is coming, though. Yeah.

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Yes, but actually they changed the title of the book. Whose? Jamie Lynn Spears. Remember she announced her memoirs and it was a Britney lyric and they're like, are you fucking kidding? And she changed it. Yeah, I guess you could change the lyric because it's the cover. And then also all of the drama.

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A lot of the drama from the book happened from the contents of the book. So the book was published and then there's drama.

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Yeah, but like not before where it's like, wait, can we not have the book come out anymore? Yeah, yeah. Yikes.

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Get it, Jax? Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. I feel like both of ours were particularly beautiful today.

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That is something that you order for the table to try. That's no one's main dish. That's like, oh, that sounds interesting. Like let's all have a bite and try that. That's not a meal. No, Ben and his dad split two different raviolis. Okay. Okay.

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I was like, okay, watch yourself. No, I thought like I heard something beautiful in mine and then yours as well.

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Our next story, some lovely news. Lovely. In the midst of all these breakups, the School of Rock child stars who met on the set of the movie are getting married. They got married, sorry, 22 years after meeting on the set of the movie. So.

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Too much joy. Angelo Masagli and Caitlin Hale were just 10 years old when they met on the set of the movie. So Caitlin is the blonde, like sneaky brown noser with a hidden agenda.

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Yeah, no, but she's like one of her, her name is Marta in the movie.

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And Jack Black, but he was on the set of a movie, they said, and he totally reached out and commemorated it privately and would have been there if he could have. Oh, wait.

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I don't know, but nine cast members went to their wedding.

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No, same. It's really cute. They actually, like, reconnected later in life. They didn't, like, start dating on the set of the movie.

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They both, like, went to college in Florida and connected, went to lunch, and then, like, there was something there was the start of something new.

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Not middle school. Hold on. I'm sure I could just. They were probably in the third grade. They were 10 years old.

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It is. It's so crazy. They look, yeah, they look like they just grew.

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No, it is. It holds up. And the older you are, like the more you understand and just like, it's so good.

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I just feel like Ben shouldn't be eating Alfredo. Like, I know he's not allergic, but he should treat it as if he is. Do you not know Ben's chicken Alfredo story? I do, and that's why he should never eat Alfredo again. He's not allergic. He just had, like, a really bad reaction, and, like, he should treat Alfredo as if he's allergic.

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Yes. But I also, then in seeing this picture and the sweating.

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But they also look like happy and thriving. They look well adjusted.

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So I wonder like where they're maybe different. just they petered out but so she is an ob-gyn sonographer and he works as a music product counts as a music product council for tiktok i don't know what that means music product council okay so it sounds like they both went on to do things like their characters were gonna do like Life imitating art.

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She's a sonographer. You should go see her. I think that they live in New Jersey. They got married in New Jersey.

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Claudia was just thinking that, like that movie Table 19.

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I like it too. Maybe that's like the School of Rock sequel. Like two of the classmates are getting married.

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Oh, cute. I thought you were going to say that you passed by the Park Chateau Estate and Gardens in East Brunswick because that's where they got married.

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So mazel tov to the happy couple. And thank you for sharing this joy with us. Yeah. Yeah.

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So good. Our fifth and final story. It's our last story celebrates the best of the industry. The industry at its best. The school of rock and love. Our fifth story celebrates the worst because a new docu-series on The Fall of Diddy is coming to Investigation Discovery on January 27th and 28th. It is called The Fall of Diddy and it will...

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Covered the sexual misconduct allegations against Diddy and is set to feature interviews from some of his former colleagues and employees, as well as some of his accusers. So the press release states through these interviews and combined with a vast collection of our archival footage, the fall of Diddy paints a holistic picture of a mogul who is alleged to have wielded. Wow. Wow.

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who alleges that Combs once tried to bribe him. Also interviewed are two of his accusers, Rodney Lilrod Jones, who we've talked about his suit against Diddy, and Talia Graves, both of whom have sued Diddy, accusing him of sexual misconduct.

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Do you know what it's about? No, and I don't want to know.

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No, it's the beginning of your junior year I graduated.

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But I do think jury members who have seen something like this wouldn't be eligible for a jury because they would be coming in with biases.

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Yeah, I do think Diddy will hopefully receive the justice that he deserves. But what is a little frustrating about this case is it's so much bigger than Diddy. There are so many people at every party. He's trafficking people to whom? To his powerful friends who are people whose names we might know, who we might be fans of. We might be buying their products and they're horrible criminal people.

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I know. We need... to know more of like. Below it wide open. Who worked with him. This is not something that one person does on his own.

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They did it with the Nickelodeon one. Like they were telling, like they were naming names, Dan Schneider, even though there wasn't like a serious allegation against him. Like this was this pattern of behavior. I told a story. So yeah. And then also like when Drake Bell shared what happened to him, like he's naming names.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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I don't do like a white clam chowder. I don't add that like disgusting mushroom can into my cream of mushroom. Like I don't do white creamy. I do red creamy.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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Yeah. But I think that will make the difference of like how much impact this documentary has. Is it new information or are you just like packaging it together for someone who's not reading everything and doesn't really know what's happened? Right.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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Yeah. I just feel like we've like barely scratched the surface and I'm not like so excited about just a surface scratch. Like there's a lot of bad nefarious behavior in this town. And like, do you want to do something about it or do you not?

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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No, and a network of individuals who are his clients. That was the craziest thing about like Jeffrey Epstein and Galene. They're like arrested for human trafficking and there's no one. Who did they track? Then it's like, okay. The customers. Keep going.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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Follow the lead. Right, but like these people are still in their own way protected. Yes. And it's just frustrating. Yeah.

The Toast

Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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Have you thought at all about who you're going to make your Queenie and Weenie? Little mix. I'm going to make my Queenie little mix. I actually have not thought at all about who I'm going to make my queenie and weenie. Have you? I've weirdly been thinking about it, yeah. And I come up with nothing. Interesting. I got to get my notebook out. I should start nominating people throughout the week.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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For the toasties. We give out queenie and weenie. And that about sums it up. Pretty much.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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It was just like a crazy ass dish. Even though I think some people say that you should judge a restaurant based on their special. But that wouldn't make sense to me. And also, like, not me. Like, I'm a consistent, like, regular three things on the menu sort of girl. I'm judging by the Caesar salad and the salmon and the french fries.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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There should be a section or a placard you could put up, reserved, where it's like, not interested in specials, knows what she's ordering, always gets the same thing.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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And I know you don't want to tell me either. What if like that night, the special is like chicken nuggets and French fries. But it's like, the thing is like, what if, but it's not.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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It's really pretty good. At home? Yeah, if you've got a good fishmonger, I'll send you the seasoning. I put on a little spray with olive oil. The seasoning that I like, so good. No, for a multitude of reasons, I can't. You can cook it to a crisp the way we like. No, I can't. I know the smell in your house is probably the reason why.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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Which is also a good feeling. Like I feel like junior year in high school and in college. Have you gotten into college yet? No, junior year in high school and you don't get to college in junior year. You do senior year. But junior year is a hard year. So the end of junior year, honestly, like you've graduated from junior year.

The Toast

Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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They'll be hearing. There'll be a lot of noise.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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No, I think the last thing I saw, I don't know how recent it was, but it's like 0% contained because like the winds are so strong. They can't fight it from the sky, which they need to do for a fire like this. The Santa Ana winds. But it's like, it's so sad and heartbreaking and agreed. I'm like glued to my phone and it's everything that I'm seeing.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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But it's also so frustrating because you're seeing like how many things have gone wrong and how unprepared the city was when like, this is the big thing that they have to worry about.

The Toast

Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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And I just feel so bad for the people that live there and how frustrated and heartbroken they are when a lot of this was preventable, not the entire thing as we see this happens often, but the scale that it's reached, the level of unpreparedness. The budget cuts for the fire department, no water in the hydrants.

The Toast

Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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Your biggest threat to your city is fires and there's no water in the reservoir for the hydrants. It's just, it's actually disgraceful.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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And I think at this point, there's like really no one in that area who's not affected by it because it just keeps growing and going into places where they don't experience fires. Right. Yeah. So a lot of celebrities have already lost their houses.

The Toast

Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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Regular, right, right, right. But as we talk about celebrities, like that's really what's going on with celebrities. They're also like evacuating their homes.

The Toast

Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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It's crazy to me that people are raising money for like LA public services because they need money when like LA, they pay the highest taxes in the country.

The Toast

Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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They're already looting and stealing from people who have evacuated their homes. I've seen videos of people setting fires.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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What were you like your junior year? Let's talk high school. We're talking high school. Ooh, dark times, my friend. Yeah, that was a rough time in my life because we had just moved. Our father passed my junior year. Oh, really?

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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It's so true. So like for people who are still in their homes, who haven't evacuated, who have lost power, it's so scary. It's just so many different angles and levels. Like it's just a horrible situation. It's so frustrating and it didn't need to be this bad.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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And it, and it's so direct, right? Because like these budget cuts just, they happen. Someone made that happen. Like it's very, the accountability, we don't have to go searching. Like who could it be? Like it's the mayor and the governor. Right, right, right. And the people that they put in place. Like, It's disgraceful. Incompetent at best, nefarious at worst.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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You're getting the word out. The stories today are good. They're pretty good. Um, I think we'll have fun with them. Yeah. It's important to have fun. It is important to have fun. So I feel good about that. If you want to get into them, I guess we could. Yeah. Time flies. I can't believe like, I feel like we just sat down, but yeah, no, it's time.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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Except I will say the new episode of the Redheads came out. That's the other new big news of the day. Huge. Really great episode. The book is like a really good book. And I think a lot of people really enjoyed it. And we will like ruin it for you and like poke so many holes in the book. Yeah. But that's what we do.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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That was a good episode. Like a state of the union. That's what like how I think of the general Q&A is like catch up with your girls. Ask us anything. So good to always be checking in with one another. Yes, it is. So now, without further ado-da-doo-da-doo, here are the Fast Five stories that you need to know.

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By size for your room, I needed a 25 inch nightstand max. And so I was able to go to nightstands 21 to 25 inches.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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I got logged out. So there wasn't my sister. But even if they sort out their privacy issues, two issues remain. One, I really don't want to devote more time to my phone. So like I would have to deal with that. Two, I got logged out of my TikTok permanently. Like my sickening TikTok where I have the handle Jackie O like is connected to my college email that they disconnected.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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So I can't get back into my TikTok anymore.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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Like, I didn't even realize how much I was saying it. Now I'm so aware of it. So hopefully I don't start saying it more. But, like, it's funny. You'll be okay, everyone.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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Shorter than I do now, but not a bob. Like shoulder length. It was 2019, 2020. No, no, no, it wasn't. I'm sorry. I wish it was for the lore. I do.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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It was a moment in time. Like she was crushing trends. She was having fun. And it's kind of like- She did go viral like twice. I did. It was kind of like perfect. Like now if I came back to that, like literally five years have passed. It's two different people. Like here's my sourdough. It's a museum. I just want to say. It's a piece of herstory.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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Well, I can't get access to my account.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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You can work on it. And if you do, like I will log into it on my iPad. You know what? I know a guy. But I want you to know like I have genuinely tried. Maybe now we're more connected. Maybe there's more like TikTok reps that are looking to get premium podcast hosts back on TikTok after they lost access.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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Yeah. But then I also have so much peace not being on TikTok. Like you tell me about all this stuff, like all this drama that's going on with other people, like with us. And it literally doesn't exist to me. And it's a beautiful way to live. And I don't want to like get into the gutters. I really don't.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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And I also sometimes feel like you'll send me a TikTok and I like really want to comment on it, but I can't. And it's not unreal. So I can't. And like, I feel like I would start stuff in the comments. Yeah. We're ready. That's not what I need in my life. But like I see some of these TikToks and I'm ready to rip them a new one.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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I don't want to threaten you. But just roll with it, you know? Like, imagine, like, everything that came out of your mouth. Someone was like, I don't like that one. I don't like that one. And I don't like that one.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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It's true. The elk of brain dead.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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But then all the other commenters would like flood in and then I would be involved in all this drama. Like I think I would get involved in too much drama, honestly. Yeah.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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I think so, too. And like you get to post all of our viral reels. Clips. Yeah, it's true.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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The toast pod. That's what I just got logged out of. And make sure to follow me on Instagram. Jackie O'Shea. It's a fun time. It's a fun.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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Yeah. Yeah. I feel like you're good on followers.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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Like you have a lot of followers on Instagram.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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I feel like we forget that sometimes.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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Yes, yes. Great segue. We are following the story closely here. Great segue. At the toast. And now, without further ado-da-do-da-do, it is time for the Fast Five Stories that you need to know.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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The cans are bigger. Your cans are sick.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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No, but the DTQ has been satiated until Tuesday. Like, every Tuesday is Groundhog Day with them. And, like, all the goodwill we've earned will mean nothing on Tuesday if we don't hit them with another DT.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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Thank you turd.com slash toast. You're welcome. Our first story, you guys, the story we've been waiting for. Timothee Chalamet holds Kylie Jenner close in a red carpet debut after two years of dating.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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It's been almost two years of dating. They attended the David D. Donatello Awards in Rome on Wednesday, holding hands as they made their way to the step and repeat. Once on the carpet, they struck various poses together. He wrapped his arm around Kylie's waist as she held her hand up to touch his.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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Oh, it was a little bit, but it was just giving like so comfortable. They knew what they were going to do. Yes. I'm so thrilled that they've made their red carpet debut because I feel like the first one is the hardest and now it'll be like a normal thing for them to walk red carpets and we'll have that. So random the David DiDonatello Awards.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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That's why. I put all the pressure on them. I'm not sorry.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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It is. Like it's a great rehearsal for the next big one.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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looked insane she is insane just the way that she like carries herself yeah and it's funny because when you watch Kardashians like she's actually has a lot of insecurities but when I watch her out in the world like this is the most confident woman in the world and to me that makes her the most beautiful person on earth even though she is also the most beautiful.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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But plenty of girls are beautiful, but they walk around hunched, like scared. Don't look at me.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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Yeah. I have to be honest. I did not look at him. I have not looked at him. I'm looking at like her and the figure behind her. The side boob is insane. The side, everything. And I just want to say she's a tall girl and she's wearing heels and standing up straight and he's taller than her, which I do. He just reads small to me because he's

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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Okay, well, this picture where they're walking to the carpet holding hands. She is one step behind him and actually makes him look so tall. She's 5'6". He's 5'10". She's 5'6"? Shorty.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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Wait, how tall is Kendall? I thought they were like the same height.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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When I see Kardashians, one of them doesn't look five inches taller between Kylie and Kendall.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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Oh, wow. Okay. Well, Kylie just comes off as a tall person. Timothy comes off as a small person. Yes. But together, they fit. They fit perfectly like a puzzle piece looking for its mate all this time.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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Did he win the David DiTanatello Award?

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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I just want to say, I believe that the awards, like everyone wins a David at the David Attano because he wanted the David for cinematic excellence. So the David is like the Oscar. Yeah. Yeah, so when they're talking about it, they're like, we're going to the Davids.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

1871.467

That should have been on the step and repeat.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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Or the next Knick game. We weren't even looking. I was off guard. We weren't looking. And it was in another time zone. So it's noon here. Yeah, it was right after the toast. And my girl is out.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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I will love it. I loved it. I hope that they go to the MSG next.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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I think measured. It reminds me a lot of Kim and Pete when we were like, when are they going to walk the carpet together? Even though they didn't date for nearly this long and they wound up doing some weird... They did the Met Gala. In D.C. first. That was their first one.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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It was like White House Correspondents.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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Yes, totally. But it was again like a dry run and then they did the Met Gala. But it's not like all of a sudden we started seeing them and then they got married and had children. So I do think this is like a special treat for us and we shouldn't get used to it. And I hope by me saying that that I'm completely wrong and that we get it all the time now.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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And for those who don't know what Club Chalamet is, can you just give, like, elevator pitch? It was.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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Like a fan club for Timothee Chalamet.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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Of course, she's also in love with Timothy, right? She would hate anyone who's with her man.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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Yeah. Well, I'm thrilled for the rest of us.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

2060.151

So we'll take that win. Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. Dochi is responding to her Dever outburst at the Met Gala and downplaying the situation. So she posted a TikTok with a song. What was the song? Oh, The Commodore's Easy. Easy like Sunday morning?

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

2106.195

So that's how you would do it. Yeah. She said, God forbid a girl needs more umbrellas. Then she posted saying all jokes aside, this was such an overstimulating night, but I wouldn't trade it for the world. This was a night we all dreamed of and my team killed it. Umbrellas aside, crying emoji.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

2151.825

It's not the same. It would have been more comparable to the Lea Michele bullying rumors.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

2171.143

I agree. I agree. And I know my advice yesterday was to just like, like lean into this, not be like, I'm so like pretend like you're not that person. Cause like we saw who you are, but I wouldn't have said to do this. I, if she would have been better off ignoring it,

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

218.355

Okay, good. I'm waiting for my delivery. Should be any day now. We got delayed here on the East Coast. Like everyone out West is eating their clouds, like gorging on it.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

2186.502

And posting like a long thing about the Met Gala, long to the point of boring all of us, which is a good strategy, about how she was so like happy to be there and was such a special night and thank you to everyone and like just literally glazed over it.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

2212.62

Yeah, I agree. Not the greatest strategy. And I don't think it's playing well either for other people. Me neither. Because I think the people who are like in mad, like mad at her in earnest, like this is really offensive. Pissing them off. And then everyone else, it's just like, well, that's not really the way to handle things.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

2234.571

Like really bad. That's how I feel. Like I'm not mad. Like so you're a diva. Like so you yell at people.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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That's really it. But no, I'm not, like, mad.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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But yeah, not, I wouldn't have advised this. But nobody listens to me.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

2266.305

Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. Some major TV news because Bravo announces. Literally, Bravo woke up yesterday and said, how can we make the Swirly so happy? Like, what would just make their life?

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

2283.358

How can we get Jackie and Claudia to do four Bravo recaps a week?

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

231.699

I heard that New York was delayed. I actually did hear that from an influencer. I mean, from an insider. And I'm actually, let me tell you who told me that. Okay.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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With like a distinct style, a distinct way of life. I think it'll be.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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I'm like, I'm excited. Love. Then they're doing Wife Swap with Real Housewives Edition, which I feel like in all of our discussions over the years, we have suggested a version of this.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

2366.596

I know, Crappy Lake, but like, did anybody watch? I can't, I don't know if you could. I did.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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Ways to repurpose their own talent and their own shows and make it new again.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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Then they're bringing back Ladies of London.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

2397.763

i mean that's another caroline stanbury like people love her and there's so much demand for her and there's no show for her yeah well i just want to say they said it's going to be all new people meaning like caroline but i don't know i feel like caroline might hear this and her and sergio might move back to london right she lives in dubai now yeah so let's just wait and see but the other they actually had a lot of good people on the show like juliet and marissa doesn't live there anymore

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

240.822

You know who it is? How do you know? Yeah.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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The sandwich lady. Sandwich. Caprice. Caprice was only on the first season. She hated it. Don't forget Caprice. Sophie Sanberry. I personally would love if they brought back some of the ladies, but you know what? I'm going to trust them. They're bringing back ladies of London. That's enough for me. I feel like I have been shouting into a void for so many years.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

2441.917

Like ladies of London was not recognized in its time.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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And they've, they're bringing it back. Like, Oh my God. Okay. I'm fucking sad.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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And then Shah's of sunset. They're doing a spinoff called the Valley Persian style.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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No, but I also feel like you hear rumors like this all the time and like until it's announced.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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I'm eating all three like tonight.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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If it arrives. Like I'm going to turn on what's Paul American. New episode drops. Sat down with my cloud popcorn and my prime.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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Yeah. Maybe that will be the healing that we need.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

2586.785

Yeah. I feel like they could feel us. Obviously we have strayed from many franchises. We've been recapping Bravo a lot in the last few weeks. And maybe that's been really great for their ratings. And they're like, we need to keep the girls recapping Bravo shows. They've, They've stopped watching literally everything else except for Summer House, Southern Charm, and Beverly Hills and the Valley.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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In a good way. In a good way. And even if it wasn't, even if this is just some coincidence, which, you know, is God winking, really. Uh-huh. I'm going to take it as this. Like, yeah, we're coming back. Next, work on Andy's attitude.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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In the most recent seasons.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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I just want to say in all of my love for Paul American, I've been a weekly watcher. I rarely actually watch it on Thursday nights.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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Not mine. Yeah, but also I barely remember this, but I feel like she came on and like we liked her. So like that's a good way to get us to start saying like better things.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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Yeah. Well, this is all very exciting.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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We will, don't take too long. You know, don't let the grass grow under your feet. Agreed. Like, let's get it poppin'.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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Shaz of the Valley and Real Housewives of Rhode Island. I saw like a collage of six ladies. So hopefully that means they could have been anyone. But hopefully that means that things are progressing.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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Yeah. I don't think they announce ideas. I think that like this is what's happening. I hope not.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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So we'll keep you posted.

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Well, I integrate all of our brands into my everyday life.

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It's like when you're reading Demon Copperhead.

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Reading Demon Copperhead and eating a Taylor Farm salad at the same time, peak human experience.

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So I'm sorry, but we will have a lot of fun when I do arrive.

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You can, I don't judge. How you eat your Taylor Farms is more personal than comedy, but I like to plate mine.

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Slay, that always makes me hungry.

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Are you ready for our next story? Shifting gears, Liam Payne's ex, Cheryl Cole, takes over the singer's $32 million fortune after he died without a will. So Liam Payne's ex, Cheryl Cole, was appointed an administrator of the late singer's $32 million estate after he died last year without a will.

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The TV personality, Cheryl Cole, who has an eight-year-old son with Liam, and music industry lawyer Richard Mark Bray were named as co-administrators in court documents obtained by Rolling Stone on Wednesday. The duo will determine decisions regarding Payne's money, property, and belongings.

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Yeah. So I have a lot to do. So Paul American might be my treat for a job well done.

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I feel it's appropriate too. They're also going to be managing the money. They have limited authority and they can't distribute it. So it's not like she just earned $32 million. And I imagine like most of the money is going to go to his son. To bear. And that's what he would have wanted. Thousand percent. And it is, you know, a little crazy that someone with his net worth...

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who has a child like didn't have a will however he's really young and I feel like it's actually it's not as crazy as if like a 70 year old doesn't have a will like it's just something that I feel like you think oh yeah I'll do that I'll do that and then if you don't do it and it's too late like I I could see how it's when I saw that I was I wasn't so shocked it's unfortunate but hopefully it was like a tragic untimely death

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Right. But hopefully between Cheryl and the businessman, like they will do it.

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Liam would have wanted anyway.

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And I would say much more than I thought it would be.

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It was also such a short time period. And I also want to say, I actually feel like there wasn't that much investing in people taking care of his money. I feel like if anything, there were people taking advantage of him. Like he was, you know. Yeah. not sober all the time. Like that's the people, like that's when people around you just take everything from you.

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So I think maybe it was even more at a certain point. But it is very interesting because also when I think of Fifth Harmony, I don't know why I assume like they're all destitute.

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But like what? One Direction was bigger, but like still split five ways.

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Yeah, but I would have said not poverty for One Direction, but like they have to work. They have to get up and make some sort of living.

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That's true. Also, when someone dies in the UK without a will, their children will typically inherit the fortune if there's no living spouse or civil partner.

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I think so, too. So, yeah. Not actually the worst outcome.

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But he was probably eight years when they had a child eight years ago.

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They literally just run up and run down and run up and run down.

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And they dated for a while. She was like 30 and he was like 20.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Let's just, you know, our fifth and final story, our fifth and final story, which will lead into our TV recap is actually a confluence of everything that we've been talking about in the last few weeks. The Beckhams, Summer House, Lexi Wood.

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Yeah. But she was asked about... David and Victoria, given that Nicola and Brooklyn, which is like fire line of questioning to the vile files.

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Tell me about that later. After on the show, I want to hear what he asked. That's so crazy. But she said Lexi was asked about Brooklyn's family. She said the family is just the nicest, despite claims recently that David and Victoria are actually toxic. Oh, my. She said she dated Brooklyn back in 2018 when she was just 20 years old.

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And so she opened up about her relationship with the family to Nick Viles. She says that because she was so young, she and Brooklyn didn't spend a lot of time with his entire family. But she adds they're just the nicest. She he prays on David and Victoria specifically saying they're so cool. And Victoria is a style icon in her opinion.

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She also had kind words to say about Brooklyn's wife, Nicola, saying she and Brooklyn have a wonderful relationship. So you're not going to catch Lexi Wood talking shit about anybody.

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in the conversation because up until this point it's we're always saying it's like yeah but it's jesse and we wish you know the girls wouldn't fight it's the guy's fault like she's doing exactly what like a girl should do having these conversations about jesse and all of his issues in front of sierra even on last night's summer house when she's talking to lindsey and sierra about how jesse's treating sierra like it at no point it's weird it looks like not until next week as at no point has she been like critical of sierra because sierra is just like she owes lexi nothing jesse's her friend this is how she talks to her friend and if

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Like they're being so dramatic.

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I saw LeBron do it last week. That one went viral. Yeah. And it's really icky.

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and the idea that Ciara would even flirt with no pun intended like the idea of another Bravo relationship with the kind of guy who's already acting this way towards a girl that he literally loves like it's not for lack of liking her this is how much he likes her and this is also how he treats her so that she wouldn't run from that and instead like her and the girls are giggling like Jesse loves you haha are you guys gonna haha and it's like run

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Yeah, so that's where it's like just you're so unsympathetic. It's like he's literally Wes 2.0. It's true. In turbo mode.

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I am okay. I mean, it's funny that they couldn't even make it a week, but like when they walked back in together and the last clusterfuck of the last few weeks between the Sierra flirting and the toe and the talking shit, like all of that, I was okay with her giving him one more chance.

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Like, I think that if he could have learned from all of that, like learn, I need to completely change how I behave, how I think, how I speak. Like, maybe he could have, like, I understand why Lexi gave him one more chance. She likes him so much. We're going to throw away how much we like each other. They're literally like,

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No, I totally agree. Especially like in a conversation that had like a negative. I wonder what she obviously didn't see that. So I wonder what will be the thing between this week and next week where she does and things with him. And it does seem to be more about Sierra. And finally, the girls are going to have words.

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I do feel like, you know, back in the day on reality TV, it was like you wanted to be the biggest, baddest bitch you could be. And then like times change and trends change. And I like nobody wants to be a bitch like nobody.

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You want to be a girl's girl. Everyone is like passive aggressive. No one like wants to go there unless like you're an actual. crazy person who like would do anything for reality TV. And it's like, you don't care how you come off. Like I'm getting paid. I'm going to provide entertainment like a Jax Taylor sort. But most of these girls just like want to shoot brand deals, want people to like them.

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They don't want to deal with hate. They don't want to fight with other people in the house who like every, who are cool and everybody likes. So like they've really been skating on thin ice. And it seems like next week, like something happens where,

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Only the ones that are married in a long-term relationship, they know their wife has seen them through worse. But like if you're trying to get a lady, like get up, take it on the chin. It's humiliating.

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They her and Sierra have words but they have to have a conversation it's so weird in real time I think one of the biggest catalysts for now Lexi and Sierra speaking about each other was Lexi's birthday that she invited Jesse and Sierra to her birthday neither of them came in instead they hung out together and Sierra says that that's not true.

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And to stop talking about her.

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She hasn't talked about her that much.

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Yeah, which I think if Lexi had placed any blame on Ciara earlier than this in the season, like I don't think it would have ended well for her. Like I think she was right. But let's see what happens next week that causes Lexi to like be more activated.

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No, and like Sierra has so many friends in the house. So if you come in and you fight with Sierra, like you have no friends. And now the only person you have is Jesse who also talks shit about you behind your back and loves you up during the week. Like it's a very confusing spot to be in.

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We can definitely. And we also need to talk about her getting up from the table when West was talking about his friend who passed away.

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Was so crazy. And I thought maybe she was getting up. I was giving her the benefit of the doubt. Like maybe she's going to go cry because like she. It was too much. It was feeling emotional. And she doesn't want West to even know that she has any softness in her heart for him. But it like wasn't that. It was really unkind.

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And I understand that you hate West.

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I understand that you hate West. And like literally you don't want. But there are moments in life where you just lay down your arms and just you can provide just a smile, a comfort. Like even Lindsay and Carl when it was the anniversary. Yeah. Of his brother. We had a different Lindsay that day. So true. It's detente for a day.

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And the fact that she couldn't do that. And especially after just being so cold to him all season, like she gives him the leftovers, her martini, and she doesn't even look at him. And it's like, I'm really over it. You know, I agree. Like after everything he did, like the reunion and the public berating of Wes. He got what he, he got punished. But like, again, we are on a show.

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You have to move on from things. And like, even in her conversation with Jesse and I understand like really getting so mad at someone. Cause I get really mad too. But the moment someone gives me a sincere apology, especially when it's someone that, like, is in my life, my friend. And someone you once, like, had love for. Yeah. Like, I don't know.

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Not expecting everyone to be like me, but, like, I can forget. I can move on from something.

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Yeah. That was weird. But also in her conversation with Jesse, it's like there's nothing that he could say about. to, like, soften her heart towards him when it's like, last week that was your best friend.

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But also her attitude is very much like, I don't care. I don't care about you. I don't care about this. I'm done with this. I'm done with that. But you care a lot. She said in it, I just was reading something that she said, like,

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No, but, like, this is the type of thing. Like, you come to a share house. You're single. Maybe there'll be some matches in the house. Drama starts. Like, that's the show. That's what we want to watch. And Lexi was on Watch What Happens Live last night. I did not catch it, unfortunately. But she was literally on two weeks ago, three weeks ago. So I thought that was interesting she's on again.

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So we saw it on Jesse Solomon's face. You're giving them too much credit. We saw it on Jesse Solomon's face. Carl did not turn his head, so he did not see it on his face. And all he heard was words of encouragement from Jesse and from Kyle. What a bad friend. Like, I'm sorry, this is so real now. $900,000 in build-out, seven-year lease, $10,000 a month. What? Like, is anybody going to stop?

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Is he going to the games at MSG?

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Like, say, that's not a good friend. Okay.

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It was so sad of being a bad friend, not supportive. You are every single one of you who supports this in its entirety without giving like a one red flag is not a good friend. And you know who is a good friend? Lindsay Hubbard.

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Yeah, and she's obviously staying, like, above the drama because she can't get into the weed. She can't be stressed. I'm sure not drinking. But just, like, her position on the show of just, like – being a supporting cast member with a sense of humor, it's really enjoyable.

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Yeah, I wouldn't say that it's that. But I can imagine like if I was in her position, no, no shame. No, I would hate Carl.

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Actually, I don't. I think she just hates you.

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I think she just hates you. And like you were being hateable even in the last few months of your relationship. And then you did what you did, even though she stayed with you while you were hateable. I now officially fucking hate you.

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I think so too. And I think it's also not even been a year. So like, I think over time it will turn to indifference, but it's still fresh. I hate you so much. And that's okay. Yeah. And, like, time will heal all as it does. And I'm sure her having her baby, she's going to be like, Carl, who? Yeah, no. Like, we're so done. She will take leaps forward in terms of her strong feelings about Carl.

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But don't get confused. It's just pure hatred.

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Hold space for a new Weenie entering the villa.

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By the way, Love Island U.S. is premiering in June. That actually might be a really good thing for you to watch.

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I just saw that. Okay, I'll try. Because Amy Weenie is entering the villa.

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Oh, also Molly posted Tommy. I know everyone wants Molly posted Tommy.

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It was from the POV. Thank you. I'm sorry.

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And he's only Uncle Ben. Unless he wants to be an uncle, husband duties, gone.

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It wasn't a picture of them kissing.

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Maybe you do, but she didn't say anything. It was from the POV of Bambi.

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Yeah. I'm sure it'll work out for him. Those things do work out for Ben.

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You guys are pretty sure that every dog has cancer. You've tried to convince me Bruno has cancer.

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And that was over a year ago when you made your prognosis.

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And he's still jumping on the bed.

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Mm-hmm. Pargy day per use.

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No, that's not even why I think that's fair. I just think, like, you can't go through this again.

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And when you start your family, like, to have, like, it's just so much upheaval and trauma. Yeah, like, you're not doing it again.

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Well, keep us posted. I have some theories.

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I just, we'll talk offline, you know, cause they're not fully fleshed out. So I don't want to sound like crazy. Oh, okay.

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I think it's bigger than Romeo.

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Do you think Magnolia has cancer?

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Oh, wow. So you want to dilly-dally today. Not dilly-dally. Now we can dilly-dally.

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Hysterical stuff, coach. Hysterical.

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Yeah. Magnolia's got something, but it's not. It's not what Theo and Romeo and Bruno have. It's not cancer. Yeah.

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Well, I made a beautiful soup yesterday.

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It was very exciting. I had literally had six bowls, like breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and it was exactly what I wanted.

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Yeah, no, so I was very happy about it. I made it from the magazine that I bought at the grocery store. I always buy those magazines. I've only made a few recipes.

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They're so fabulous. They're not as heavy as a cookbook.

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No, it's like they're made by allrecipes.com.

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Oh yeah, like Joanna Gaines has a magazine. No, this is just like a recipe magazine. And whenever I see a good one, I pick it up and I add it to my cook. Like it's brilliant. Archie. So I really loved my soup. I'm thinking, I mean, I have enough for today, but also I saw a pasta fagioli that looks good.

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Claudia, you know what you should watch. It's not going to be a big chunky show.

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No. Oh. It's not a big chunky show, but Jake Paul... Sure, sure. What's it called? Untold. Untold Jake Paul. And you know that put me into labor.

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Well, I went into labor the night that I watched it.

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You know what I mean? It's not really convenient for you, but just know, like, if you're trying to, like, some people say, like, walk on the sidewalk, eat spicy food, have sex. Watch Untold Jake Paul. Watch Untold.

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But you love him. Like, you'll learn so much more about him.

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It's thick. Might I suggest once again Royal Pains?

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Okay. So you're just being a naysayer.

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I think it's coming. Did you ask him what happens if you get a C-section and you haven't lost your mucus plug yet?

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I think that's something that we need to know.

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Well, one day at a time. Truly. Truly.

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There's only one other thing that I'm interested in, and it's your adorable dress. Oh, my God.

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Like, are you a Victoria's Secret model? It's a romper. It's so cute. Where is it from?

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You're not going to wear them in a month.

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Give me a clue. Just give me one clue so that I know which path to go down.

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I do. I do. I hear those complaints and all I have to say is. Yeah.

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Like on a website? Teemu? Teemu?

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Oh, I was never going to guess that.

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Why? Because there are people who are small who literally just got a belly and they would be a small.

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It looks like it fits perfect.

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Well, what you buy that humping saddle?

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Yeah, I know. I've seen it.

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Thanks. Like, you guys, everything's a phase with me. If you don't like this one, just wait for the next one. Like, don't even know that by now.

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You need a burner phone then.

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It's so annoying. You need a separate account like on your iPad.

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I don't even have one on my iPad anymore. I don't remember what happened.

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I wonder if I do, actually. I did, and then what happened? Let's see.

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Well, the real reason why, even if they sort out their privacy issues.

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Yes. Oh, there's my sister. Oh, no, there's not.

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Pop-off queen. Yeah, they do clothes, too. They do pajamas. They do everything.

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Yes, I've been wearing it a lot, and I just ordered another one. It's the Skims.com, and they also have a new New York flagship store on Fifth Avenue, so you guys should check that out. Today's episode is also brought to you by Avara. So if you're looking for on-trend, high-quality pieces that are perfect for spring, Avara is the place to go.

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But especially when you're on camera, you know, everybody remembers how much you wear things.

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You got to switch it up. And Avara is great because they have really great pricing and they have sizes up to XXXL. There's really something for everybody, no matter your body type. I like that they go up to XXXL also because I love to size up in sweaters. I just think it's like a cozier, cuter look. They have a range of versatile styles that let you mix and match.

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Sounds like they're trying to say the name on everybody's lips is... Avara.

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maybe moving on from it they announced reimagined album where like kelly clarkson's doing never enough pink is doing a million dreams like seriously i could vomit no i like the concept of taking it reminds me a lot of that um album of elton john's greatest hits that you know miley did a song for casey musgraves did a song for like reimagined um covers now i'm glad to be getting anything from rascal flats and i don't want to be seen as a complainer because i'm not however

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when I saw that they were like announcing something music wise, like this isn't what I had number one hoped for. I would have loved, oh, I don't know, new music. Having said that, it's something. And I do think like this is the first step in coming back because they didn't retire for no reason. Like we, the culture slept on them and we all need to wake the fuck up

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It's time for you to leave the marital bed. And once he heard that, he's been sucking on lozenges and honey and tea all morning. Because one thing about Ben, he loves our bed. Literally, I don't care. We are not the type of couple who really ever sleeps in separate beds. For good reasons or bad. If we have a fight, sorry, we're sleeping in the same bed. We both love our bed so much.

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So I think like doing collabs with, you know, they have a big rising country TikTok girl on there. Backstreet Boys, so they're going pop. Like they're really targeting different genres and demographics. It's a good way to get your name back out there before you release new music. So I understand the marketing and the strategy here.

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It's literally like me with the window down, you know, driving in the passenger seat.

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So a lot of the Rascal Flat songs that are like greatest hits that are on this album, like, aren't my go-to faves. You know what I mean? Like, Where's Riot? Yeah. But people love, you know, Bless the Broken Road, Life is a Highway. These are their best known songs, so I understand, like, My Wish is one of those. It's not the song I go to first, second, third, fourth, fifth.

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so much life is a highway and then actually i don't know i might have just made that up hold on next is mayberry with blake shelton like so such a deep cut like it's gonna be so good yeah sitting on a porch drinking ice cold cherry coke coke you're going to rascal flat soon right i am and marco's going this weekend Oh, you're not going with her for that?

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Bless the Broken Road. Oh, I'm sorry. It's Hannah Montana. I mean, it's Hannah Montana. It's Rascal Flatts. I made that up. Life is a Highway is a cover, but Bless the Broken Road is not.

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I'll tell you. Let me just triple. Let me fact check.

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I'll tell you. As long as, literally the song I was listening to this morning. I've got a reason to pray. Oh, so he's a Christian artist?

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Wait, and what song is he on? Stand. Oh, that's going to be fucking pargy.

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Yeah, and she's also a strategic move. She's huge on TikTok. She has a new collab with Joe Jonas. She's a really young country digital artist. So this is them getting the young folk. She's the girl in the front row singing.

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If Ben has to wake up really early, he won't sleep in the guest room. We don't fuck with the guest room. We love our bed. It's a foreign concept to you.

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Yes, and I do think that like this is like a treat for OG Rascal Flatts fans because I think there's a lot of crossover between the two in terms of like age demographic and fans. So it's good.

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Oh my gosh. Like, you know what? I like, I'm getting way more excited. Having broken it down with you. Um, Did we miss the Uncasville show? Did it happen already?

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You also missed Taylor. Eras. Nashville.

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Yeah, but like our big trip that you like couldn't go on.

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No, it was like us and all of Jackie's friends.

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I just feel like if Rascal really wanted me there, he would send a plane for me. Do you know what I mean?

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You're lying. I swear, L-Z-Z-Y Hale. She's like a rocker. She's an American musician. She serves as a lead singer and rhythm guitarist of hard rock band Hailstorm, which she co-founded with her brother in 97. This is like a total blind spot for me.

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I'm moving on. Now I can see that life has been patiently waiting for me. Oh my God, do you think there's any show that Kelly's going to show up at? Do you think it's going to be Augustville? Because then I'll go.

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But you should talk to Satchel. Okay. I'm thinking here's my plan instead of, okay. I actually have a really good plan. Tell me what you think. I'm not going to go to the concert, but my 31st birthday is in July. And I think we just like splurge and we pay for Rascal Flatts to come to our house and sing for us.

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Like let's start, I'll start like accepting like some rogue brand deals. If you guys see the content, just like like it and move on.

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No, no, no. They're at a tier where you're at a certain level. And I remember this because when Brian was throwing the Point Sky Awards, he would always choose a performer. And he had sponsors pay for it. But he had a budget. So he would get this budget and get a list of people and their rates. And we would sit and go through it. It was my favorite thing.

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And it was a lot less than you would think for most people who are well-known but... Not Taylor Swift.

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Yeah, no. Any brands who are looking for like a deal, just reach out. I will do everything but nudity. Would you get on Cameo for this?

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Can we find out how much a private performance from Roscoe Flats would cost?

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I think that we are at the same agency as them. So I do think it'll be quite easy.

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And maybe like we could do some social posts like barter. 100%.

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I have a lot of thoughts on it too as well. With love. With love, rascal. With love, rascal. You look so cute. That set that you're wearing, I actually ordered.

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Foundation. No, we'll charge a cover. Like, five bucks for girls, ten bucks for guys.

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You don't think they needed time away from one another, like it was an interpersonal issue?

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I'm moving on. Like, I seriously, I'm excited now. And it wasn't like what I saw before. I was like, oh, Backstreet Boys. But I didn't actually take a look. I was wrong for that. I'm sorry. I spoke before I thought, which I never do.

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Oh, why are you chuckling over there? Chuckles.

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The thing is, if you watch the video, it actually wasn't the Knicks' fault. It was Common's fault. What? She's sitting next to Common. Yeah. And the ball is definitely in their vicinity. And he, like, goes to block her face but punches her. Oh. If you watch it in really slow motion. But the ball goes out of bounds. Yes. She's sitting right there in the front.

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Oh, what? Aren't they dating if they went to a basketball game together? I thought that like all the celebrities sit in the same area and they just happen to be like their parties were seated next to one another.

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Yeah, I don't know if you saw, I've been wearing the pants quite a lot because they fit. No, I didn't see. The cardigan is small. Snug. It's a snug cardigan. When I got it, I was like, oh my God, I'm a wildebeest. This doesn't even close. Yeah, no, it's actually a sweater that makes you want to kill yourself.

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Things that make sense. Maybe they are, I guess, were they there together?

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It's sort of the premise of Common's movie. My favorite movie of all time. Just right. He's like a basketball player. It's OK. It's not like that similar. Yeah. Hudson and Common. Yes.

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They confirmed their relationship publicly in early 2024, but rumors have been circulating since 2022. So they've been together a long time.

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Yeah, by the way, they lost control of it, but like the ball was like sort of thwarted into her face by Common.

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By the way, if you watch the video, it's very clear she's on the verge of tears.

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And she knows she's on camera and she's on a date. And it's shocking.

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And I saw truly the funniest tweet about this. Like I was giggling about it for three hours last night. It's from Michelle Collins. And she's responding to the video and she goes, Effie, we all got pain. Like so fucking funny. So niche. I was laughing so hard. So niche. So niche. Like it wasn't English to like a lay person, but to me it meant the world. Yeah. Effie, I got pain.

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So funny, I was laughing. This is genuinely my worst nightmare. There's nothing worse than being hit in the face, and your immediate reaction is to cry. You're in pain, but you're also embarrassed. For it to be on TV, on the front row of a Knicks game, you're on a date with your boyfriend. I actually have, she has my heartfelt thoughts and prayers.

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No, I can tell you sitting courtside is cool because like you're so close, but it's a little scary because you're too close. The seats are so close together. You have no elbow room. It's actually not like a great place for a date. If he really loved her, he would put her in a suite.

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I'm really sorry to this woman. Like that's...

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No, because you live with a big bruise on your face.

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Well, that's, I think, sort of, like, an overarching theme of the last decade. Like, you're hurting people. Yeah, no, now, like, you are so bad, it's actually causing physical pain to your fans, and that's where we draw the line. Yeah. I wish you were the best. You ever see something happen to somebody, and, like, selfishly, your first thought is, like, thank God that wasn't me.

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That's how I felt when I watched his video, because I would, like, actually start crying, and I would get, like, mad, too. Like, rage.

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But you're on TV. Give me the ball. You're on TV. You're on TV. Wishing her well. Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. It's our third story. You know what? And I was just about to ask, and I self-soothed. Like, I knew it was going to be the third. She put herself back down.

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It's certainly not for me during this time in my life, but I did hold on to it. Mostly like I've been, I haven't shopped at all. And if anything doesn't even remotely make me feel good, I throw it right back in the box. But I don't know. I thought that this particular cardigan would be an emblem of hope and optimism for the future. It's not. Why?

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And the longer the article is, the crazier it gets. Because first it says Pete. Then it says SNL star. No, then it says Davidson. Davidson, 37. Then it says SNL star. Then it says King of Staten Island. Yep. Famous singleton. It's insane. It's so annoying. It's unclear exactly. And then when it's somebody who's like a multi-hyphenate, they'll be like, the rapper mogul turned inspirational artist.

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SEO, like then your article has buzzwords in it. Oh, interesting. Interesting, okay. Even though I actually read something and by read, I mean somebody told me. Really interesting that like SEO is kind of going the way of the horse and buggy because of Google Gemini. like the top populated answer just like pops up for you. And like, it doesn't matter.

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Try as you may to get on the first page of results. Like what Gemini wants, Gemini gets. I have had a really good experience with Gemini. You will never hear me saying a bad word about Google Gemini. I love her.

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But when it doesn't populate, it makes me sad.

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No, and it's like, what am I, 11 at the school library? I'm just brought back to a time of inefficiency.

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They got to just sink it, you know? It's got to take on water. Put them out of their misery. Sometimes a project like that is just, I know they want to recoup their money. It wasn't the greatest idea, but they could have made it work because they're like two famous, interesting guys that everybody likes.

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So if they had turned this old fairy into like a floating comedy club and had Dave Chappelle come one time, it would have become huge like the comedy cellar. But they didn't do it. They don't have the entrepreneurial spirit.

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It said that the rift was behind the scenes at SNL. So they kind of made it sound like they had a bad working relationship towards the end of Pete's time there.

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No, I feel like everyone's on their own journey when it comes to SNL. You would never get mad at somebody for leaving.

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I think the question is, are you ready for our next story? Because our next story is brought to you by Dreamland Baby, one of Jackie's favorite sponsors.

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No, Jackie, it's an emblem of the future. You need a better emblem, I'm telling you. I actually have a closet full of emblems. I don't know why I decided to keep this one. But I look at it every day and I say, you are my future.

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Yes, you can. They were separate. They were? Because I bought it in navy too and I wasn't keeping two emblems.

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Welcome back to The Toast and happy Thursday. That should be cause to celebrate, latter half energy. But something major has happened in my life. I don't even know if I've told you about this, Jax. Hey, Jax, how you doing?

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Yeah, so like big shopaholic over here.

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She said, you guys- Oh my God, I didn't know that this was still going on and I didn't know that it had been settled. Yeah.

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Well, maybe he gave her a generous deal at the end because I feel like guys like that, guys like that like don't care about how much custody they have. They just use it to torture the mother because the mother's over here like fighting for every minute and the dad's just using it as a weapon. That's just like a feeling I have. I don't know that to be true.

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This is just like, I felt this last night because I watched Watched Robbins Live and Tom Sandoval was the guest. And it was literally like a blast from the past. I know the last season of Vanderpump Rules was only ended like a year ago. But to me, like they kind of feel like graduated seniors. So anytime I hear about them, it's like, oh my God, like it's such a blast.

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And that's how I just felt hearing about Lala. I'm glad she's doing well. And I'm glad she's like still working, doing Amazon Live, like making money because, you know, losing Vanderpump is a loss.

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Yeah. It's such a throwback. And Tom Sandoval was, like, such a loser on Watch What Happens Live last night. He's having a moment because of Traitors. And he's, like, been really funny. But he's still himself, you know? And so just to see him, and it was him and Kyle, like, tool bags of the century. Like, it was so loser-y. That's rough. They were both trying to, like, out-cringe each other.

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But Tom Sandoval, honestly, like, won with flying colors. I can't lie. And it was just so...

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Yeah, but he didn't actually say it in an obnoxious way. Because the question was like, was this a shock to you? And he was actually quite respectful. He was like, listen, it's so huge that he...

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is 83 days sober and was giving him a lot of credit and he's like you know like I was with him like we partied for 20 years together so I he's like I don't know if I knew how bad it was but I knew like he was still doing it and like you know we've all sort of grown out of it I thought it was really respectful actually I liked the answer yeah and I feel like that's what you would think like that he wasn't high they partied that yeah they that's his best friend at certain points in his life like he knows what's going on with him but maybe not like deep deep deep down

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And his girlfriend was there in the audience.

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No, I think that's her, because they said they'd been together for a year.

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Yeah, one of the questions was like, which of your castmates is less likely to cheat on their partner, you or Jax or something? And he had to think about it. And his girlfriend's sitting right there. It was really weird.

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No, Broadway is obsessed with, like, unoriginal content these days. Now, I'm not complaining, because The Greatest Showman is coming to Broadway. I know. But, like...

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I followed her on social media for a while, and she was always posting videos of herself singing, and I do believe she has a...

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broadway background yeah um so this isn't shocking i think sometimes when like celebrities go to broadway like broadway people hate it but a lot of them come from broadway so it's a kind of a homecoming of sorts and i think that's what's going on with sarah highland if you got the stuff you just gotta prove yourself i think everyone has to prove themselves but if you are worthy then welcome

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Right. Or like I've been to a Broadway, I've never been to a Broadway show. Come one, come all. I don't know if you saw viral video. Nikki Blonsky was actually spotted at, I don't know if it was like a drag club. It was like a, looked like a drag club, a club with a stage. And there was like, you know, cocktail waitresses around singing You Can't Stop the Beat.

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Yeah, this girl I follow on TikTok who does like really... She's British too. She did. Really scathing...

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It went viral for a multitude of reasons. Let me tell you why. One, it was one of the worst vocal performances of our generation. She could not hit a note if it killed her.

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People in the crowd were throwing dollar bills at her. She was accepting tips. It looked like she was working.

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takedowns of everyone and she happens to really like Megan and did a pretty critical take of the show while being respectful of course um and she's as far as I know the only person who watched I don't know anyone personally who's made it to the eighth episode I'm also important to note you don't know a lot of people personally that's not true like that you would chat about this with it's like pretty much this is like all I chat with people like how many people

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Like other celebrities who are good singers. Like Celine Dion. You know that video of the woman singing Celine Dion.

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That is an edit. She didn't roll up the window. But somebody made like an AI where like she rolled it up. Because the girl like wasn't amazing.

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I know. Let's do Summer House recap. Last night's episode was the Paige versus Kyle conundrum we've been waiting for. The showdown. It was also the gender reveal, which I... said it last week and I said it again, like lots of points in Carl's column for me. Like he was being so funny and there really was no other way for him to handle that.

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Like she sprung it on the group and yeah, it's unfortunate that's his ex-fiance, but you know what? Like he was a really good sport about it and I have a lot of respect for how he handled it.

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I liked how everybody got really into it. It was really sweet. And like, they're all so excited for Lindsay. I enjoyed it a lot. Except, you know, it comes as a surprise to nobody who's really bothering me is Danielle. Because I know her and Lindsay are like on good terms, but she's saying like a lot of rude things.

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Yeah I can't get a read on her like and even next week they're sitting at the beach.

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They're sitting at the beach and she's like grilling Lindsay about the fact that Lindsay doesn't live with her boyfriend. Like it's clearly an unconventional relationship. They got pregnant by accident. They were only dating for a few months. Like they're doing their best. And like she's so critical. Like and you know what? Look inward. What do you have going on? Like she's so critical.

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If you're going to be that critical, you have to be in the perfect relationship, have the perfect life. And she's not. So shut up.

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yeah and she's pissing me off she's probably also the one carrying lindsey's beach chair like getting her a drink getting her a snack like taking care and also being so nasty like that's who she is i'm just gonna accept it and then like jesse's going on about the instagram comments that like i actually agree with lexi on so wholeheartedly especially because now she's sharing they spent all night with her parents right they met the parents they went clubbing they uh

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spent the whole night together and he's sleeping in her bed. And so it's so not an unreasonable thing for her to say about the Instagram comments. And Danielle's like, and you guys aren't even exclusive, right? Like shut up.

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No, and it's wrong, especially coming from Sierra, because she has the most experience with the guys in this house who are like douchey and like she really wants like a real relationship out of it. And they like will give her nothing. And so Lexi's over here from day one demanding excellence. And Sierra should like agree with that and support that and not be like, whoa, dude, that's so crazy.

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Now, I mean, the potatoes of the episode was the whole Hannah, Paige, Craig, Kyle thing. Yeah. And I found it so interesting. Now, the crook, like the core of the fight, Kyle's wrong. He has an issue with Hannah and he has an issue with Craig. What that has to do with Paige? Nothing. Like, and he's wrong for rage texting her. Like she, and it's mostly wrong to Amanda.

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Like, because historically, anytime he has started a fight with Paige, it has made it really difficult for Amanda. So if he was even a decent husband, he would take his grievances with Hannah out on Hannah and he would take his grievances out with Craig on Craig.

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I'm just saying we're not you and I both. We're not like, you know, the girls with a million friends.

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But now we're talking about the tenuous nature, right? We're talking about Hannah. We're talking about all. And I find it so interesting.

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Yeah. And I have a lot of sympathy for Paige because that's really hard. And these are like the two biggest things in her life, like personally, but also professionally. Summer House and Giggly Squad. And that's Amanda and that's Hannah. And that must be really hard. And so for it to be brought up again, like I understand why she like just like blacked out and got mad. Like she's 100% justified.

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It's like three years of shit that they've never talked about.

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And Kyle is wrong. Like that's also important. Like he's just wrong on both accounts. Like that is what happened with Hannah. And so what Paige is saying is like a couple of years ago, you got so mad at my friend because she did an ad with a drink company. And that's exactly what's happening with Craig right now. So it's like, we're literally in the same position.

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And I think Paige is like, I don't think Paige looks back on that time, like how it was handled positively. So she's like, I'm not doing that again. Like we're not doing this again.

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Yeah so it was kind of crazy I feel like Paige doesn't really throw down a lot and when she does like you really have to get her to a place of being really mad and that's where we got last night and then also really sad.

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Yeah, I don't know why I thought, like, her friendship with Amanda was just, like, convenient summer friendship. Like, I know her friendship with Hannah is, like, really real. And I don't know why I just thought it wasn't on the same level as the Amanda one. But apparently I was wrong.

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Do you think that, like, we've seen the last of Bailey? Because they made it sound like, oh, where's Bailey? She's having boyfriend troubles. Bye. Like, we'll never see her again. It was just kind of, I felt like it was closing the chapter on her completely.

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Yeah, they were like, where's Bailey? Is she coming this weekend? And somebody's like, no, she's having boyfriend troubles. And then they moved on. And I feel like we'll never hear about her again.

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Yeah. Oh, one more thing. I saw a great tweet that was, like, pointed such a, like, a lie in Kyle's story. Because Kyle's whole thing is that Craig is lying. Craig says, like, Sprint Society came to me with this opportunity, and I ran it by you, and... I told you about it and I gave you the first right of refusal. And and Kyle's like, well, you didn't. You never gave me the opportunity.

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Like I told you, I needed a minute to come up with a proposal. Meanwhile, at the table, Sierra's like, could we still invest any of the proposal right there? Yeah. Minimum twenty five thousand.

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Yeah, and I wish that at the table they had a little bit more of a referendum on Loverboy. It so needs to happen. Especially with every season, Sierra is now becoming even more influential. She's on Traders. Everybody's stock goes up the more seasons go by, and I think it starts to bother them more. And I would love to have a big roundtable discussion about it.

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No. Is she black or white? She's white. So not Donna? Well, maybe she doesn't have red hair anymore.

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The overall flaw, and I think what Amanda said, she was like, nobody knows how hard this has been on me and Kyle in our marriage. And it's like, well, what's going on is nobody really has wronged you. So it's more so that there are problems in your marriage, not problems in the outside world that are affecting your marriage.

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I don't know if this is mean to say, but like I really toggle between having a lot of sympathy for Amanda, but then also being like, this is your bed. Like he's such a bad husband and he puts her in such bad spots and it's so wrong. Last year, I feel like it was a real highlight. Like when he was, she was in a really bad place and he could not have cared less. Like, yeah.

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And I feel like he's just so terrible to her and he makes her life so hard professionally, personally, her relationships. Um, and I know like when the cameras are off, she definitely like rips him a new asshole for sure. We don't see that.

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And she's a good wife for being like somewhat supportive, as supportive as you can be for somebody who's so crazy, but also like demand better for yourself, you know?

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Abigail Spencer. Do you feel like Talk to Tex is getting worse? Oh, of course, Abigail Spencer. She's not. She was actually like really kind of a light guest cameo in a couple episodes.

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That's a really good point. Like it's there. There has to be some great love. Yeah.

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Well, that's Summer House Recap. That's our show. A Nesafi.

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I mean, it's like an hour. Like, that's so regular of us. What are we, a bunch of regular degular podcasters who talk for an hour?

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Ben the Soffer. Ben the Soffer. Guys, thank you so much. True gratitude. Sending you love. Oh, let me see if I got an answer on my Russell Fox proposal.

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Sorry, say it again. I was reading something on my phone.

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Oh, I think that's kind of like an industry no-no.

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Yeah, it's like your rates are kind of personal.

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Okay, the campaign funding starts today.

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Right, how many days are between now and July? Okay. March, April, May, June. So let's say like 120 roughly. Okay.

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Oh, that's like a little out of my budget.

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She's a cutie. She's like a working actress. She's not super. She's like a recognizable fudge.

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Honestly, sounds like Summer House, which we're going to get into. But Summer House was also giving the importance of female friendships. Yeah.

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My husband has a cough. Oh. The marital bed has become a sort of personal hellscape. The cough is actually ruining my family. It's ruining my life. The cough woke me up in the middle of the night. It sounded like a high-pitched screech. And then I was up for two hours just chilling.

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her life and it's also something they've never really talked about so last night was kind of a big episode one because it was entertaining and there was a big blow up but because this like big elephant and this line that Paige walks and when she was like Giggly Squad is my whole life and I literally come to this house for two months and I can't even talk about it like I actually it was a long overdue them addressing like this huge elephant in the room and I think also with this like

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I feel and this is just a feeling that I have based on like I feel like one time when Hannah and Paige were talking about it. I feel like Paige looks back on that time with a little bit of regret, like not defending Hannah as much as she could have. And I think that like last night's episode was her sort of resurrecting that and like not she's not going to let it happen again with Craig.

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No, no, no, no. And Hannah stands on her own two feet, but the Summer House community and people who love their podcast, the line is, it's like, these are two different people. It's not like we look back at Hannah's episodes and are like, oh, she was wronged for that. No, everyone's like,

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holding space for two things you know that's funny it was she is she two different people like is skiggly squat like was she not able to be her self like that when she was on the show i actually didn't watch hannah's season okay but it's pretty much understood like she was the woat on the season which like everyone's entitled to look at uh very cavallari shannon ford like right just because you're a woat on reality tv does that make you a bad person and then like

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I think people got to see the real Hannah on her podcast, and that's why she's had so much success with her comedy and stuff. But it's not like we're going back and being like, no, we were seeing it wrong back then. No, she was like a shit starter, and she was like, you know, whatever. So we'll get into that. We'll get into that.

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I watched Summer House and I also watched a little bit of Desperate Housewives. I caught up with some friends over dinner at a kosher hamburger. It was partial-ish. And yeah, just a kind of a regular night for a regular girl. We're so regular.

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There are so many different ways to eat tacos, of course. And when I speak of tacos, I am, of course, speaking of like white people, old El Paso tacos.

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That's a little more authentic. But, like, I'm not talking about, like, burrito tacos that, like, are actual Mexican food. I'm talking about, like, my assimilated tostada version. And, of course, you can do ground beef. Of course, you can do ground chicken. Some freaks do ground turkey when I was on Weight Watchers. Like, I did that. And I'm sorry. I was wrong for that.

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And then, of course, you can do shredded chicken. And I'm just, like, you know I love chicken. Chicken is my life. I have chicken every single day. I feel like shredded chicken, like, rotisserie chicken shredded and then, like, made taco-esque, like, Mexican-y. I feel like it's not the vibe.

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I feel like Olivia's favorite too. She does like to shred chicken. I don't know. It's not giving to me like authentic old El Paso. Do you know what I mean?

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And, like, if you're just, like, a straight white American and you're inviting me over for tacos and there isn't, like, a ground beef or a ground chicken on the table, like, that's, in my opinion, not a taco night.

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Sounds like it's going to be a really good chili.

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Now, it's so funny that you brought that up. Because you never know when it's going to be your last chili of the season. Right? Right. And because, like you said, it's usually dictated by circumstance, primarily weather. And we in New York, we are far past chilly weather. It's gorgeous. It's 50, 60 degrees. It has been for the last couple of days.

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I feel like my last chilly of the winter 25 season, I feel like it's behind me. I think it's over. You didn't even get to say goodbye. I know. But that's kind of what makes it so special. It's like you never know when it's going to be your last chilly. Yeah.

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No, and any time over the last couple of months when like Ben has been rattling me off like the four things I like for dinner, he's like, well, do you want grilled chicken? Do you want chili? It hasn't been speaking to me.

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It is what it is. It is what it is. Did you hear about Dolly Parton's husband? So sad. I did. Not like a story worthy, but I'm sending her love.

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I was listening to some worship music this morning.

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You know, I was in the mood to praise.

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You know, I like I have no space in my life for new music.

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The Rascal Flatts Jonas Brothers collab is the first song on my liked. I listen to it every minute of every day. It's like the most recent song in the last couple of months that I've added to my liked. And it's like the only new song I've committed to.

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actually nick wrote that song with like other songwriters but it was like kind of nick's project that's like they're really competitive i feel like they got really competitive i could so like analyze the like dynamics of the jonas brothers all day long but i feel like because for so long it was a question of who's the lead singer joe or nick joe or nick joe or nick joe or nick and then a couple of years ago it like wasn't even a question anymore like it was clearly nick oh excuse me joe

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And Nick kind of stopped trying to vie for that spot. But now I feel like he tries to vie as like, well, I'm the real genius behind this band. I write a lot of the music. And a lot of his social media content, even this video I saw of him writing I Dare You with Shane McAnally and other big country people, he's like, yeah, fine, Joe, you can have the stage, but everybody knows I'm the brains.

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I think it worked out nicely for everybody, specifically Kevin. Do you think that they split the profits of the Jonas Brothers evenly between the three of them? I do. I do too.

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I did chat with him this morning about leaving the marital bed. And what that means for our future. Now he was...

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Yeah. Yeah, it would have been so messy.

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Yeah. I guess like it could be like 40, 40, 20. But no, that would be wrong.

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That would be wrong. And why? Like why would Kevin stick around for that?

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Jackie, like seriously, do you not like it? I like it.

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Well, my natural process is waiting for you to hear that. Sometimes I do this. Waiting for you to sing it.

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absolutely like absolutely devastated he was shocked to hear me say that i'm like you are supposed to be my partner in all of this right and you are now actively like an obstacle in my rest and the rest of your child the baby was kicking all night the baby was very disturbed by what was going on in my home sick he said is that a cough yucky that's what the baby said to me in the middle of the night so i told ben i'm like listen you are no longer helping you're hurting

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I feel like the last 24 hours have just been so tumultuous for me that it feels like a whole new week. Like I'm on a whole new planet now, you know?

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Oh, I would also say my 24 hours were treacherous in the definition that we use. And also what I learned in my book, The Gift That Keeps On Giving, is that any word, no matter how it's pronounced or said, like if even if it's wrong, if it goes that way for 10 years and that's how people use the word, like that's how language works. It just becomes part of the lexicon.

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Our first story, The Kardashians, season six, premiered in the middle of the night. I should have watched that while I couldn't fall asleep. Literally in the middle of the night. I mean, the episodes drop at midnight, but you would think a premiere, like, they would have given it to us in a timely manner.

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I know, and why is nobody listening? They're straight up ignoring us. But Kardashians premiered in the middle of the night a couple of news making headlines because Khloe reunited with Lamar for the first time in nine years on the show.

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Yeah. She's talking about the trauma of unloving him and talking about their marriage and the good times and how Lamar was truly like the love of her life. Um, she had a secret meeting with him at Malika's house. She didn't tell her sisters or mom cause like Chris would have been crying and they had a conversation that I haven't,

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So like let's keep redefining treacherous.

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She's moving? She just built that house.

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about these two a little while ago yeah it seems like the conversation was probably just sad because there's two people who love each other and Chloe you know if it were up to her she would have been with him for the long term but like bigger issues were at play

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Well, that's the real shame. It wasn't.

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the news like it's not like yeah he's making things it's just reacting to things that happen because another thing that I saw was Kim was talking about the roast of Tom Brady and her experience um oh and to be clear I didn't watch the whole episode I just watched obviously Chloe and Lamar 10 minute scene no I thought that this was really interesting because she was blasting one of the comedians who pretty much just like called her a whore and then people went back and it's a comedian Tony Hinchcliffe classic

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And she was talking about how, like, that just, like, bothered her. And it's just, like, the low-hanging fruit of jokes. It is. And that, like, she never wants to do a roast again.

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Yeah, for it to be your own roast. Because even the Martha Stewart documentary, she got roasted at Justin Bieber's. But net, net, it was good for her. But still, you have to sit there and listen to those disgusting jokes about yourself. It better be good.

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Yeah, two things. Subject and then also panelist. You are open season if you're sitting up on the dais.

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People who like have their birthday party and they're like, I want it to be a roast of me.

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Yes, but it's also, like, those comics...

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Well, speaking of Tom Brady, our next story is some related news because Giselle Bunchen. Giselle Junction. Giselle Junction is now a mom of three. She has welcomed her first baby with her boyfriend, Joaquin Valente. We reported a few months ago that she was pregnant. And now she has given birth to a new bebe.

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Oh, okay. Okay. I'm going to let you go on the ride.

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Yeah. I don't think he has a lot of personal happiness. And as we said, when we found out she was pregnant, like I love this, like turning it stereotype on its head. Because typically, like after a long term marriage, like the man can go off and have another baby and men can do those things. And at a certain age, like a woman can't, but she. Because she keeps her body like a temple. Yeah.

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She's been able to flip the period. She's got like the younger man and the new baby.

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I'm not going to foist any expectations onto you.

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And it's just, it's so great for women.

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Almost scholarly. It never happens. It doesn't get to happen a lot because of just biology. Science. Yeah. No, it's really pargy.

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Yeah, probably some casual, maybe a Vogue interview.

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Are you ready for our third story? I hate to take us back here, but a new development in the Blake Lively, Baldoni saga is that Blake Lively is now facing a $7 million defamation lawsuit from the crisis publicist that she claims weaponized a digital army against her. And this is also important because like that AstroTurf situation is very much a cornerstone of our society. opinion on this matter.

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And which publicist is suing him? Jed Wallace of the Texas based crisis management firm street relations. So is this the company they were alleging facilitated the AstroTurfing? Yes. He is suing her alleging defamation. This comes after she filed the petition on January 21st, requesting a deposition from Wallace, which was then rescinded Tuesday, according to Wallace's lawsuit.

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So, um, her PR team, um, claimed that he weaponized a digital army around the country from New York to L.A. to create seed and promote content that appeared to be authentic on social media platforms and internet chat forums.

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Now his lawyers are claiming in a new lawsuit that her petition conceded that Lively has no facts supporting the allegations she made against Wallace and Street in the precursor, which made headlines around the world as she now apparently under the threat of sanctions from one of the plaintiff's attorneys sought to investigate the scope of Mr. Wallace's conduct.

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So now this part is even up for debate.

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So this will be big in terms of what happens here, just in terms of how we perceive this case. But also just everyone slinging these lawsuits around, like she filed against him. So then he filed against her and he's deposed. Like it's very confusing.

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Yeah, I saw that. Also, yeah, Taylor's a little bit included here too. From one meeting? From the meeting, but don't forget the song. Yeah, but the song. I think she like took over with the soundtrack is what I was seeing.

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I don't know who's saying. Right. I don't know who's saying.

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tumultuous. Like I just had the worst night, not to start off complaining, but I just had the worst night's sleep, more sickness in the house. Charlie with the ear infection this morning.

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Well, how's your new commute, by the way? I feel like you talked a lot about your old commute and a lot about how you were looking forward to the new one. But like, what's it been like? I don't even know where our new studio is.

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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025

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You know, like to place myself in the context of everything my sisters experienced this morning. I feel like I really match the studio today. Oh, you know what? I had a thought about the frames that I wanted to say. Oh, okay. Are you reframing? No, so this is what I was thinking. Because, of course, we've been making so many jokes about the frames. And people really, really don't like them.

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If they want her out of there, they can just deport her.

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But she's also like shining a spotlight on their dereliction of duty. So of course the officials want her out of there.

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Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Switching gears as we head into our Real Housewives recap. Housewives set.

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Okay, I'm sorry. Well, our fifth and final story, Housewives related, but Rebecca Minkoff confirms that she is not returning to Real Housewives of New York after her one season. So the friend of the cast confirmed her exit from the Bravo show via Instagram on Tuesday amid speculation that she was on her way out. She posted to her Instagram saying, 2025 is a new beginning for me.

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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025

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And it's like, why would we continue to do something out of spite that people don't like? And so I imagined myself taking down the frames. And it made me sad because... I like them. I feel like we never said that. Like, I feel like we just are being like stubborn. But I just want to say like, I personally really like them and I would consider taking that down.

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I'm with current events in the world. I'm being reminded the importance of family, friends, and community now more than ever.

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You don't need to bring in the events. Family, friends, and community were...

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important six months before here we go no like i i hate shit like this like just either you don't have to tell us by the way like i wouldn't be confused if you told me you were leaving i wouldn't it's not like the best most amazing show with the most wonderful opportunity like you can leave it's okay yeah she shared her intentions to focus on her family and her career as much as i have learned along the way with the franchise and fans i wanted to reprioritize what that what means the most to me designing giving back supporting women and raising my family this is like such a flop

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No, and to be one season wonder, friend of, never made it all the way. Like that's just not what you're looking, like seeking out when you sign on to the show.

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Yeah, probably personal fame. And just like that's good for your business and rising tides raise all shides. And it's been really good for a lot of women who one came on successful or two created success for themselves like Bethany. But also like even like Lisa Rinna, Kathy Hilton, like all of those women who were famous before had like long careers on Housewives.

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Even though Lisa Rinna is not on the show anymore, like it was good for Lisa Hilton.

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That feels right based on what I've seen. Yeah, so just like big L for Rebecca Minkoff.

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But that makes me sad because I really like them.

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That is so interesting. And she was yelling at him too?

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And was he only turned because of the NDA thing and he wanted to just have a conversation and see her and then

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I thought you would enjoy that. Maybe she will. Maybe like this actually will drum up interest. Like this would be good for her because now everyone would listen.

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Love it. I almost forgot. I'm really not well.

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Yeah. I just feel like we never said how much we'd like them. We were just like sticking it to the maniosis. No, no. This whole like aesthetic is our choice.

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We love it. And so I won't take them down because that would make me sad. I would climb into bed and I start feeling sad. Right.

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That's actually not where I was thinking it was. So I am so glad to know where you are in this world.

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Then he was up throughout the night last night. And when he woke up at two 30, I woke up and like, I had full body aches, chills. My throat was killing me. So I took one of my, um,

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Not this week. And Southern Charm Recap. Oh, is that today? No, that's Friday, but it's Sandwich Between. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. All the things we do on Friday.

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I actually think of all the reality shows, the cast members in person are some of the best people.

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They're also more like real people. I guess other reality shows, they live in LA or New York and they're very like celebrity. But like Southern Charm, it's just like seriously filming real people living in Charleston. And then when the cameras go down, like they go back to their regular lives.

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Yeah. Yeah. They don't like step into the villain role. They're just being themselves. They're just villains. And I do also feel like Southern charm has been coming up a lot in the, in the culture. So like, it's good that I'm staying on top of it, you know?

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I don't just do it like for my health.

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No. Should I want to start a fight with you? Like, did you do something to me? I don't know.

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Not to my knowledge. No. That's really been my last 24 hours, editing Redheads and... Oh, and we can't add a fifth host because, like, the way this show looks when it's edited, like, the amount of cuts, it's so crazy. So, no. And then just, like, sickness. So I'm really hoping for brighter days ahead. And... Hopefully like I don't get much worse.

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high dose ibuprofen that I got prescribed when I gave birth like shout out to that prescription the gift that keeps on giving and I woke up feeling much better but like my back is hurting again now so it's just I'm in the thick of it I'm not even gonna pretend like I know what's going on in the world this morning was just so crazy like Bruno's already getting groomed we had a window replaced this morning like it's just nothing's going on in the world I can assure you

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Hopefully like this is it for me, this low grade flu.

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It does feel like that. I keep forgetting it's the Super Bowl this weekend. Yeah.

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That's all I've seen from the Super Bowl, right? Oh, when I saw a picture of Jalen and Patrick Mahomes wearing the same outfit, twinning, like on purpose. On purpose? Oh, cute, cute, cute. Yeah, it was like a track suit.

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I think he's been gracious to his own detriment because he has allowed people. They're not scared of him. They're not scared to ask him embarrassing questions. And I think that if they got more of a cold shoulder like other athletes give them when they ask stupid questions, they would come correct. Yeah.

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Yeah. He's got to put his foot down. He's got to bring out mean Travi.

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It's been wild. And then I was up late last night editing the redheads, which dropped today. So if you want to hear my better self, check that out.

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Damn. Well, yes, the Super Bowl this weekend. What are you doing for the Super Bowl?

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Yeah, what about you? I'm watching my nine neighbors.

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They're hosting, which is so nice for me. Oh, that's good. At least you're not like opening up your home to people who aren't me. And what time does the game start? Does anyone know? It's probably. I think it's late. Yeah. So then I'll have to come home for like to put the boys down and then I'll stay watching here.

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So that way I'll get like the social element and I can also hopefully make it at home for like halftime show and like the entertainment. Yeah.

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You're 100% right. Because also I've been like looking for stories all morning. And I forgot it was the Super Bowl on Sunday. Like it's not.

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I don't know. Maybe it'll ramp up soon.

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Maybe it'll ramp up soon because right now only the players are there. Like the celebrities and influencers probably get there for the weekend.

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Well, now it is time, without further ado, for the Fast Five stories that you need to know.

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But also make language mean something again and don't use it. Malama. Don't use it extraneously.

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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I'm in the stage of my life where like if it ain't comfy, I'm not wearing it. Like the jeans I wore yesterday were actually made of sweat pant material. Like that's the place that I'm currently at. And Roback is an essential because on the podcast, like I need to be comfortable. Any sort of like tight waistband really makes me feel actually sick. But I need to look pargy for the podcast.

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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azalea banks uh called out charlie xcx who is engaged to his bandmate yes i didn't know that and i also know that she's friends with maddie's fiance good friends yeah no it's like a 1975 like you know circle groupie type of thing so i knew that so him defending her wasn't shocking to me but azalea like you know she likes to take swings at people who literally aren't even like talking to her

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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And so she did that, and I think most of the time she expects nobody to respond, but somebody major responding, and she took the opportunity to eviscerate this man. Seriously, I think Taylor Swift is going to send her flowers. She came for his teeth, his music, his life, his family, his fiance.

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

1277.424

So he was defending his friend, and he also, in turn, he also then attacked back. which I think was his first mistake because like he awoke the beast of Azalea. And she then went on to like berate him. And that's why the tweet you just read, he was like, listen, I didn't want, nevermind.

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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lying for trash white bitches. Capping is lying. Yes, it is. Oh, okay. Like no cap. I'm not lying. Oh, but he was capping. He was capping. I don't know what all of this is referring to. All I know is like, if I ever end up in a place where Azealia Banks is ever talking about me on her social media, like actually take me out back and shoot me. I couldn't handle it.

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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Azalea Banks, I love you, I respect you, I bow down. Please never, may this type of beef never find me.

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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So he's excluding himself from this narrative, one in which he actually started. But at the end of the day, like, I can't fault him for just wanting to defend his friend. Like, this is his friend's fiance. I'm sure they know each other really well, him and Charlie.

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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His mistake was also, like, retaliating and trying to, like, you know, take digs at Azalea, calling her, like, not relevant and, you know... She only comes for beautiful women. Yeah, so that was a mistake. Maybe she wouldn't have like came for him so hard if he just was defending his friend. Yeah, he was just like, I think Charlie XS is a beautiful woman. Never looks better. Right, right.

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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Yeah, she's eight months pregnant with twins and she's like leading this fitness empire teaching classes. She's making me so nervous. She's literally an inspiration to women.

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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And anyone who falls in the crosshairs of Azalea Banks has my utmost sympathy. Mattie Healy is not like a sympathetic person. I have a hard time feeling bad for him. So just like, sorry. Yeah.

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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And I feel as though she speaks the truth a lot. Like she has been at the center of a lot of, I mean, Elon and Grimes, like that was literally her. She was the one like living with them, right? Yeah. So, and I feel like even though she isn't really like, not to sound like Maddie Healy, she's not like super relevant in terms of like music making.

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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I feel like she gets like into rooms that other people aren't in and then she like literally blows up the room. Yeah. She's so interesting. She's an interesting cat. I wonder why nobody has done like a full feature on Azalea Banks. Like she actually moves the needle culturally.

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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Like a paper magazine type or interview mag, you know, like those sort of artsy ones.

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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And especially because they always have other celebrities do it. It would be like Azalea Banks by Grimes. Right. And she's so quotable. She is. No, her reads are like seriously.

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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They're expert level reads. Like, seriously, they're very eloquent. They're not the typical, like, yet ugly. No, they're deep cuts. She seriously, it's an art the way she does it. It's quite beautiful when it's not you. Yeah, agreed. And please, God, may it never be me.

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

156.974

So she had a party last night because she opened her very first flagship studio. She's been doing these pop-ups all over the city and they're so popular. So she has an official space in Tribeca and she gave a speech. And first of all, everyone was crying. She just had a bunch of people she needed to target, like her chief of staff, her husband, her parents, her brother, everyone.

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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That's really funny because Tree Payne is like a, you know. famous redhead. And so when you think of like who would play you in a film, there's only a handful of people, Isla Fisher and Amy Adams and Jessica Chastain. Um, but I guess the Swifties have chosen Amy Adams. I have no problem with this.

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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She's also like a tall, slender, she looks like a model. Like she's gorgeous. Yeah. When she is in these rooms, I bet some people think she's famous. Like, that's how pretty she is. How did they meet? You know what? I actually don't know. But there is a point in Taylor's career where Tree Payne enters and everything changes. Like, there was such a shift.

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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And Tree is really responsible for the whole, you know, Easter egg universe, the mystery. Like, that's all Tree. Taylor Nation. Yeah. Yeah, that's all Tree. So I actually would love a movie or like some sort of documentary. It couldn't happen now. It would need to happen like in a hundred years. Yeah. But it is really interesting. Like she's very smart and she doesn't have other clients.

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

1627.177

Like she's not a publicist. Even the biggest celebrities, they all share a couple of the same publicist. Tree Payne exclusively works for Taylor. I would love to know how much she gets paid. It's at least a million dollars a year. Like she doesn't do any other work. Like Tree is for Taylor and that's it. Yeah. Which is very uncommon for a publicist. Yeah.

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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How much do you think? Five? Ten? Ten. Because she's obviously a publicist, so she handles all of Taylor's media relations. But she's also like an advisor to Taylor. I think Taylor trusts her strategy. How much would you pay a C-suite executive? Right, right. Of a billion dollar corporation. Yeah, it's actually so true. You pay them like $60 million a year. Yeah. I would love to know.

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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Or is it like a typical publicist retainer? Hell no. No, but maybe like, you know, you get paid per month. That's how publicists work. And most celebrity publicists, I feel like, are between like $8,000 and $10,000, $12,000 a month. Maybe Tree's getting $100,000 a month.

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

1697.463

Yeah. Or if she's a contractor. Do you think she has health insurance with Taylor? Like things like that.

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Great question. No, I'm sure she has her own company with like staff that like, I don't know. This is what the biopic would dig into.

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That is how things start sometimes. Like as like an internet joke. But I wouldn't find it, like I would find it hard to believe if they released it now.

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I would also love to know what Trey's career was like prior to working with Taylor. Like, how do you even get on the desk of Taylor Swift?

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And she's such an amazing speaker. She didn't have anything written down or anything. And everyone was crying. And then she was like, I know people look at me and they're like... In awe, you know, I'm eight months pregnant. I have literally eight pounds of baby. The babies weigh eight pounds right now. And like, they're pushing on my gallbladder.

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She has been the exclusive publicist of Taylor Swift since 2014. She went to the University of Southern California, and she was a Pi Beta Phi sorority. Ooh. So she began her career as an intern. Oh, I guess she worked all in music. She worked at a British label. Then she worked at a marketing manager at a different label and then an executive assistant at A&R and then. Yeah.

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What was her last job before? In 1995, she joined Interscope Records as a West Coast marketing and artist development rep. She worked with No Doubt, Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, et cetera. Then she left to start her own street marketing company, retaining Bonnie Raitt as her first ever client, the country star. Like she's like an old school country girl, swirly Bonnie Raitt.

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She has big red hair. Do you know her? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Over the years, her client roster grew to include labels like Warner Records, Capitol Records. Oh, wow. London Recordings, 143 Recordings. In 99, she merged her company with Immortal Records and created IR Street Marketing. She then took a position at WME in Beverly Hills, where she met Gail Holcomb, the vice chairman of the ACMs.

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So then she began getting hired by the ACMs in 2002 to oversee media, radio, marketing, and the academy. 2007, she joined Warner Music Nashville. Oh, okay. This was her last job.

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She joined Warner Music Nashville as VP for publicity. In 2013, she was promoted to Senior Vice President of Publicity. She oversaw all publicity for Warner Music Group's country and Christian divisions. So it was publicity. Yeah. In 2014, Payne announced that she was leaving Warner Music, starting her own firm, Premium PR. Her first and only client was Taylor Swift. The rest is her story.

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Oh, who's publicist, prior publicist, who she had worked with for seven years. Taylor's prior publicist was named Paula Erikson. She resigned. So all good.

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So she's really like, she kind of reminds me a lot of Bose from Real Housewives, like really climbing the corporate ladder, became the VP of Warner Music, and that's where she met Taylor. Yeah.

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Why? She had like a million jobs at like high profile companies.

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And she was probably like extremely well paid as the head of publicity.

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Oh, but this is weird. Have you ever seen this? Tree Payne, born 1971 or 1972. I love that for her. Keep them guessing.

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And she's like, and I know everybody thinks like, I'm so crazy. And like how hard it is. She's like, and that's life. Like life is hard, but you can do harder things. So like she was basically telling everyone to like do more. I was like, oh. Work harder. Yeah. I was like, uh, no. Okay. I love that. And then I got to see Sachi because Sachi was there too.

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No, although I do want to say I do ship Meghan and Tyler Perry. He was so there for her in her time of need with his billion dollar homes. And I think that she would be really happy. But I agree. I happen to think that a lot of the divorce rumors are overblown. But of course, sometimes where there's smoke, there's fire.

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But even if there was like an issue in their marriage, like I don't think it would be wise for their businesses, but also for like their own psyche to ever really admit to the public that it didn't work out.

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Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Thursday! We made it to the second half of the week. I'm in a better mood. Hey, Jax. How you doing? Yay!

The Toast

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Don't feel bad for us. We might not have palaces and you know, but we are having a good time.

The Toast

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Yeah, no, she's with her boyfriend, Tyler Perry.

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I'm just, I just wanted to make sure I didn't know if Tyler Perry was single, but it's apparently he's been single since 2020.

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So it was really nice to just be out with my Sachi.

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She Megzited right into his heart. Yeah. The thing is, is we could project and, you know, guess all we want about these two. But you're right in that they have far too much to lose. Business-wise, pride-wise, like a million things. Not even pride. They could never. So who knows what the hell's going on inside that house.

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But they're not public a lot, period.

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I think that there was a time where, yes, they were like a famous couple and they were spot. But I think their life has changed so much and they've actually set it up intentionally that they're not photographed as much as they once were. Like every outing when they were royals was like an official outing. So there was like a million pictures of them. I think they have kind of designed their life

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to have less public appearances. But you're right in the sense that the last couple of times we've seen both of them, it has been individually.

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No, there's chemistry there for sure. And you're always going to feel warm towards the person who rescued you. It's kind of like the damsel in distress trope. Yeah, 100%. Okay.

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Well, that's crazy because I feel like there are currently really two big New Year's Eve bashes. Dick's Rockin' Dick and Clark. This is Dick's. Yeah, but also Nashville, the big country one, that's like really been coming up recently. And it's CBS, I think. And I feel like the last couple of years, we've literally toggled between both channels.

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So for Carrie to kind of take a stand, not with country, it's very interesting. Well, you know, she's an NBC swirly with that.

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I'm going to New York. No, she's taking like mainstream. I forgot that she's a judge on American Idol coming up.

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A global affair. Cool. Did you see Kelly Clarkson last night hosting the Rockefeller Center? No, I was reading Shred Sisters. I recorded it because I literally want to watch it, but I was out. I heard she crushed it. Just absolutely crushed it. Of course she did. A consummate professional. NBC is actually, I would say, the best network when it comes to finding talent and really fostering.

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This is, I think, the second year Kelly's done it. She's obviously a huge part of the NBC family with her show. And then the OGs were, of course. They're like, I saw Hoda and Savannah.

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That is sad. The same for the Thanksgiving Day Parade.

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That was Hoda's last soiree. Damn. And the year is ending, which means so is Hoda's contract. Like, it's coming. Yeah. And Jenna and Friends. Yeah. Jenna and Friends. Well, it's great to see big talent at Dick's Rockin' Dick and Clark. I like this. I think this is a strong choice. Same, same. Although the other headliners, I mean, the other performers, like, it was lackluster. Maybe more.

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Not only that, it definitely feels like a Thursday. And I meant to bring this up yesterday, but it was happening while I was recording. And I don't know if anybody heard, and today you might hear... all day yesterday, helicopters all throughout the city. There is a manhunt. Everyone I know is really taking the manhunt really seriously. There was a shooting of a CEO in New York and the guy ran.

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And I feel like it's usually. Maybe more will be announced. And also Carrie's going to be singing. What do young people watch? Like, I remember when we were growing up, like, it was Dick Clark. Like, seriously, it was only one channel.

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No, not for everyone. Like, yeah, there are examples, but like these over, these sweeping generalizations, like don't apply to everyone.

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kids before we were out at a party what were we watching before we were out okay so like when we're tweeting we're watching abc dick clark dick clark so what are what are the those kids today watching i think dick clark because it's what their parents are putting on right i feel yes i guess but i feel like that like tiktok does like live streams like they do live at the oscars they go live everywhere and they have like their talent host i feel like that's what a lot of people watch the idea of ringing in the new year like looking at your phone just seriously makes me horrible turn on the tv

The Toast

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And there's always CNN, Andy. There's always CNN. And that's like a very, I feel, niche. Like, I don't think they have the biggest numbers, but they make a lot of news. Yeah. And I think they're bringing alcohol back this year. Yeah. Or they're taking it away. No, they took it away last year. And like, it was funny, but not sustainable.

The Toast

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And I believe they've been given the green light to bring it back.

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I probably won't watch CNN, but I will watch the clips. Like Andy always goes by, when he called Ryan Seacrest a loser. Yeah. That's when the alcohol was banned after that. Which I feel, but it was funny. Right, right.

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Because just remember, I was just going to Google how many season how many episodes they do.

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Right. He wears many hats. He's like obviously paid as a cast member. He's on the show, but he writes a lot of the sketches. He's, I think, is he head writer? Something. So yeah, you, I feel like if you're a writer, you actually are on salary.

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paycheck you're gonna get it's about 3k I feel like it has to be a little bit more if you're like like I think of like a Bowen Yang because Bowen Yang he has a podcast but he and he had said with Wicked um you are not allowed to take on other projects while SNL is currently on air like you are and Ariana called Lorne Michaels and was like listen please and like that I guess they have like a special relationship Bowen was like and he got special permission but for the most part like however many weeks it is a year like you aren't barred from working on anything else yeah well

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Yeah. I never thought of SNL as like a really high paying job. No. I feel like it's one of those jobs. I forget whose book. Oh, it was Keenan's book. Where obviously when he got SNL, it was like the craziest thing that ever happened to him. And that first like year or two was like... It's not, like, fun. And he was also struggling to, like, stand out.

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Like, he wasn't booking good – he wasn't getting – writing good sketches. None of them were getting picked up. But, yeah, it's a dream job, especially for anyone comedy. But I feel like it kind of sucks. It's not, like, you know, riches. Yeah, and it's not glamorous. It's, like – Six days in a row you don't go home. You're up until four in the morning. Like it's like gritty. It's a grind.

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Correct. You don't get that love. I'm so excited to come down to your house. You know, I feel like the last couple of times I've come to visit you, I've just been like, yeah, I'm going to my sister's, whatever. But whenever I come to you in like the dead of winter, it really is like exemplifies why people move to Florida. Like I totally get it.

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You're grinding. Yeah. So the fact that they're not paid well doesn't surprise me.

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Sometimes. Most of the time. No, actually. Like there's a lot of people who have come from SNL. But you think about how many castmates there have been. It's not a guarantee.

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Yeah, it's true. In which case, work on yourself.

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So, interesting factoid. Yeah, I thought that... Was it New York or New Yorker magazine? It was New York magazine. I thought it was cute. I don't know what the... occasion was, but they got together.

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It's 50 this year. I remember SNL 40. They had that big star-studded party.

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No, I think they really only celebrate decades. That would be crazy if they're celebrating every five years.

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I remember though, SNL 40, like 100%. What was happening? Everyone was there, Adam Sandler. And I think that was maybe one of the first times I realized how many famous people I know because they started on SNL. Like I was shocked at, and like Molly Shannon, like how every single funny person got their start. Even this one, I didn't realize Jason Sudeikis was on SNL. Yeah. I did.

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But he's done so much since then that he has eclipsed. Sometimes people never, you know, they go on to be famous, but they're always known for what they did on SNL.

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Adam Sandler, of course. I don't think about that. Jimmy Fallon. Seth Meyers.

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I think on Seth Meyers. Actually, don't quote me on that.

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Now, of course, I'm doing famous SNL actors. Will Ferrell.

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It's so unenjoyable here between the manhunt and the 20 degree weather. Like I gotta go. So that's like something I'm looking forward to. And we have Gizno. We have family time. I'm very excited.

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Yeah. Fred Armisen and Andy Samberg. Classic. Andy Samberg is SNL. Cecily Strong is SNL. But she also, besides the Triska commercials, really didn't do much after leaving. But like if she wants a small role in a movie, she's got it.

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And that's pretty much it for... No, it says Robert Downey Jr. No. That's wrong. Yes, even cast members who didn't have a memorable run on SNL have gone on to great... Yeah, some people like flop and get fired after a couple of seasons. Like, yeah. But they can still have greatness thrust upon them? Ben Stiller. I guess he was like not great on it.

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So people don't know him from that, but he's also an hippo baby. If you go down, it's like an interesting rabbit hole.

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Yeah, but we're still waiting to see a little bit. What does Kate McKinnon go on to do? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course, Martin Short. Yeah, Robert Downey Jr. Short lived. He only appeared on the show from 85 to 86, one season. He has continued to consistently work after that starring in different films. That's so crazy.

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Yeah. I think you could say that for sure. Same with Ben Stiller. I guess he like kind of flopped. Of course, Chris Farley.

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And Sarah Silverman. Oh, she was only on for one season too. She shit the bed. That's so interesting. Yeah. She only spent one season. Well. It's also interesting to know like certain movies or comedy like concepts were born on SNL. Like Superstar. Mary Catherine Gallagher. Superstar. We loved that movie growing up. Wayne's World. Yes.

The Toast

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I had no idea Mary Catherine Gallagher was an SNL bit turned into a movie. Yeah. And I guess it makes sense why Will Ferrell was in it. It's such a good movie. So good. Superstar. All right, that's our show, you guys. Tomorrow we'll be together, together, together, everyone. So we'll see you then.

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The Toast

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Yeah. What else did I do last night?

The Toast

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I'm really excited to see you and Liv and the kids. Have the kids been talking? Is everyone just being like, Codgers is coming. Let's wrap presents and give her stuff. Is that what they're saying?

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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No, no, but you reminded me. I've never traveled with Romeo before. I've never brought him to your house. And we also have a spare crate. Okay, good. Romeo's never been to my house. I don't think so. Oh, he's in for a treat. Yeah, and he's going to freak when he sees the backyard. He's going to be like, wow, my cousins live like this and I live in squalor in Manhunt, NYC.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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Imagine. I just, like, gave up Romeo. By the way, I could never. I haven't even really talked about my journey with Romeo, like, in recent weeks. You know, it was a slow start for me and Romeo. Let me tell you, there's nobody like him. Like, he is... I actually... And I said this to Ben, and Ben doesn't like when I compare Romeo and Theo. I actually might love Romeo more. No.

The Toast

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No, but the thing is that I so specifically was setting out to find a dog who was a carbon copy clone of Theo that I actually now think of Romeo and Theo as the same dog. So the love that I had for Theo just transferred. What's Romeo's birthday? Okay. December 16th. And what day did Theo pass? Like me and Ben thought this.

The Toast

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We thought that they might have crossed like on the same day and we were freaking. Or he's a reincarnated spirit. Okay, so Theo was dying when Romeo was born. So I think that Theo maybe had one leg in the other universe, met Romeo.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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And so now everyone's out in the streets. There's cops everywhere. Every street is closed. There was helicopters whirring all day yesterday. So... I don't think the shooter's like looking for any of us, but like it is crazy to have like a shooter on the loose. Yeah, it is. So in that sense, it's giving Dursday.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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I'm trying to find. Just give me a second because me and Ben. Take your time. December 14th was when Romeo was born. Oh, okay. And then I could tell you because we did this one's for do episode. But that was the day after we took the day off. December. Okay. One week. One week. Exactly. December 7th. Theo died. December 14th, Romeo was born.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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Yeah. Yeah, me and Ben have talked this through. So I feel like when I'm looking at Romeo, like I don't even feel guilty about having so much love for him. Like it's literally Theo. Like I did what I set out to accomplish, which was like literally clone my dog. They look exactly alike. Copy, paste. Yeah. Like I pass a picture of Theo on the fridge and to me it's Romeo.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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It wouldn't be a trip to your home if me and Ben did not take separate flights. He has an event tonight and I wanted to come tonight. So it's a Southern Charm premiere, which he's really excited about. So that's awesome. Yeah. And like Spritz is like, you know, it's like a whole thing. So.

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That's what's significant about the passage of time.

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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Just, like, have meat, you know, for when I decide what I want. Like, asking me what I want today for tomorrow is fruitless. No, no, no. But, like, in general, like, what are you craving? Yeah. Seriously, all I eat is pizza, like frozen pizza, pizza bagels, pizza from the street. Like I'm running on pizza.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

62.831

So if you hear helicopters, I am going to run today's audio through like a background noise reducer. Through a helicopter manhunt reducer. Yeah, I don't know if they have that setting on my program, but that's what that is.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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It doesn't gross you out. Yeah. Yeah. It's not necessarily what I'm in the mood for. OK, well, you could take a look at the recipe book. Oh, my God. Your menu items. I'm so sorry. I can't believe I did a whole recap. Yesterday I saw Mark. Mark Schoenwetter. You have a lot of Marks in your life. If you know, you know. I do. No, I saw the only Mark in my life. It was Mark Schoenwetter.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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For those who don't know, like three years ago, this girl from my high school texted me. We like kept in touch and she runs like a production company. She's like, I'm putting together this video series where I'm putting like pairing like celebrities, influencers with different Holocaust survivors to make a video that will share like each day of Hanukkah. It'll be like a different celeb.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

662.656

And I was like, duh. love. She introduced me to like who I would be speaking with. His name was Mark and we met at a studio downtown and I interviewed him. And let me tell you, like I fell in love with him from the minute I met him and we've become best friends ever since. Like also with his family. He has like two daughters and a ton of grandkids who are like toasters and like college age.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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So like we love. And he's from New Jersey and we're just, we're literally best friends. Like we talk all the time. And now we started to do that video every year. Like the series no longer exists. Just like me and Mark, it's kind of like become a Hanukkah staple and everybody really looks forward to And every year when we release a video, we raise money for his foundation.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

695.234

He has a foundation called the Mark Schoenwetter Holocaust Education Foundation where they give grants like any teacher. If you're a teacher, you can go on his website and apply because there's no Holocaust curriculum and like public schools don't have funding for like textbooks or anything.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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So they give out grants like people will apply and they choose people to give grants for like buses to museums, etc.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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curriculum education holocaust education and it's really really powerful and i know so many toasters who are teachers have applied and some of them have even gotten the grants and so it's a small foundation but we're getting bigger and every year we raise money when me and mark do our video small but mighty i think we've raised like two hundred thousand dollars in the last couple of years so we filmed our video our annual hanukkah video we made sufganiyot which is like the traditional hanukkah treat it's basically a jelly donut it's so good we went to like the famous breads bakery and baked them together um

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

738.035

And I don't know if I like shared, just kind of like big news with me. I don't know, did I share this? Mark actually, his daughters, a couple of months ago, they asked me, yeah, me, to be a board member of their, organization, which never been on the board of anything before. I just felt it felt powerful. I was like, oh, OK, board. We have a meeting next week. It is.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

758.403

They don't ask like slobs to be on the board. No, it's like actually really serious. Yeah, that's awesome. So when I was sharing that I was with Mark, I wanted to share because so many people were like, oh, my God, what was Mark's reaction to your pregnancy? And I actually forgot to share that when Mark found out I was pregnant, he left me a voicemail.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

775.764

And it was seriously, like I actually can't even listen to it too many times. It like makes me so emotional. It was the sweetest thing ever. And I am going to play it for everyone because it's too sweet. It's too sweet. Let me get.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

793.533

Okay, you guys ready? Like seriously, get your tissues. It's the sweetest thing.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

83.01

So they will be coming out. They're podcasters. They're business owners. They're executives. Like they can't. They're satchels. Do you know how hard it is to nail down a satchel? I saw, I got a piece of satchel last night.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

838.835

Feel well, do things well. Do things well, bitch, okay? Yeah, like that's- You know what he's saying. Of course I do. That's literally some of the best advice I've ever received. I agree. It's too much. I love him. So stay tuned for that video. You guys are going to quake when you see what we got into. Ooh, I'm excited. Have you ever been in the back of a bakery? Like, no.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

860.807

Let me tell you, Jackie, it's, like, seriously the most amazing place you could ever be. Like, there's just, like, food everywhere. And I know they had to clean it. Is there really? Yes.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

872.375

Yes. Okay, fine. There's not, like, edible food.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. So stay tuned for that.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

95.021

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The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

957.907

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The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

974.395

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The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

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The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

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The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

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The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

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The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

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The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

122.599

Oh, did you see that Rachel Zegler clip? I'm on the side of X. And I can only hope that everything I do and every premiere, they will line up to see me.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

1228.057

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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

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Yeah, also, I think the show requiring her to live in New York is really crazy. Like, Kelly's not the elk of a New Yorker, and I forget why, but, like, a week or two ago, I was actually Googling trying to find out where Kelly Clarkson lives, like, not to be a freak, but I was just curious because, oh, we were talking about it on the toast, but, like, she probably lives in Westchester or whatever.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

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People were like, no, she lives in the city.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

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I don't see that for her, especially at her kids. Like, that's just not Kelly. So I actually understand lifestyle-wise why she wouldn't want to live here, although I'm sure they could make it work in which she does her show out of Nashville. Yeah. And if NBC wants her that bad, that's easy.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

1335.711

Like when you do a daily show, like things happen. So Kelly has to like. It's so hard. And when she has kids, like it's hard not to be like a conspiracy theorist. But I actually don't think anything happened.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

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But like she's in a great position because she probably doesn't need the money. She probably likes doing the show, but not more than she likes her life, you know, her personal life. So great. If you want to give me everything I want and build a studio in my house on a ranch. Sure. If not, like being able to walk away, it's powerful.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

1382.388

Yeah. I guess the hard thing is like people who are doing press go to New York and they go to L.A. for press. Like that's literally it. There's not like a stop in Nashville unless you're a country music singer.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

1405.602

Like I love, I love Kelly and like, I love her show. I love Kelly. Okay. I love what it's done for her. But at the same time, I'm not like a big fan of the show itself. So like quit. I love that for you.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

1418.068

Well, that's powerful. Yeah. Like nobody can say that. Nobody can say that they had a successful daytime show that like they usually used to rip it from their hands. Right.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

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So, and maybe this would leave time for her to like do more pop star stuff, which I would like.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

143.567

Do you think that she was quoting a monologue there? Cause it's like, is she doing a self tape for an audition?

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

1433.779

I do like her hosting era. Like I love, but I was, I'm ready for her to be like a normal celebrity. Like who does interviews? She kind of does. And it's a lot of her work is not about her. Right. She's like learning from other people. Boring. I want to hear about Kelly. Yeah.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

1450.12

even that story she told on Kylie Kelsey's podcast that we talked about yesterday about like the person who's hosting, who's judging the voice right now, who was mean to her. Like she is interesting. Let's hear, what about Kelly?

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

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I know. And it's not very Gen X of me, like, to not be watching it.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

1475.663

No, I follow them on TikTok. Like, I watch all their clips.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

1480.706

It really does. You kind of get the essence of the show.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

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And I'm so proud of her, you know? Yeah. And I think, I don't know, I don't really remember where she was at culturally in 2019, but the show did wonders for her, right? Especially Kelly Oki with TikTok, like really introduced her to a younger audience. She's now like the cover queen. There's like so many jokes in pop culture. Don't like Kelly Clarkson.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

1502.088

cover one of your songs so i really feel like it was very good for her she spoke i remember on watch happens live about how like she's had a lot of peaks and valleys in her career and like you know it's been difficult at times to get people to want to make music with her and now she's so like out of that she's like a bona fide icon now and i think a large part due to the show and then nbc like i think tapping her toast like seriously oh yeah it could be proper up anymore even before she was on nbc like nobody was stumping harder for kelly clarkson

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

1530.208

Even though if Kelly has like a clock winding down on her time in New York, that means she also has a clock winding down on her likelihood of coming on the toast. So let's just put it out there again. Kelly, please.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

1544.598

No, no, she does. I'm telling you. We heard from her team once when she was doing chemistry.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

1557.95

crickets she doesn't want to come on stop saying that like she does I know she does but then she wait I met her I met her and I told her about the toes do we do we forget that at the Celine Dion Amazon Prime event and she was obviously she was aware of the swirlitude she had a swirly next turn she was like that's the swirlies and she was like so nice and I told her about my 5k like I love her Jackie she's coming stop she's coming hashtag Kelly is coming

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

157.822

No, no, no. Yeah. She's quote, there is a quote, but, but is the whole thing perhaps like a famous monologue from a play? It sounds like she's literally auditioning for something.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

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Don't give up. No, I don't. Don't give up for real.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

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If they sing that, like seriously, kill me. Call me if they do. Okay.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

1629.941

Okay, by the way, it makes me feel better. I have seen Rascal Flats. You and I went in Dallas. We had the best time. So I've heard them sing that song.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

1643.539

Oh, they didn't sing that when we were together. And I just want to say, actually, I'm Moving On is not the song that I will kill myself if they sing. If they sing How They Remember You, that is my 13th reason.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

166.752

And she had to prepare a monologue.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

1661.615

I love that song. It's not on the set list. It's such a powerful message. Did you make them laugh? Did you make them cry? Did you quit, or did you hide?

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

1675.989

They're not singing I'm Moving On, or they are?

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

1684.913

Blake Shelton version's very good.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

1704.341

Oh, that song's really good too.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

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That's what I'm doing these days. No, that's a tearjerker.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

1724.041

Yes, they do some worship music. I do know that. It's part of their set list. Maybe that's when you go to the bathroom or something.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

1741.557

They're best-selling songs, like What Hurts the Most, Bless the Broken Road. Like, to me, play a deep cut. Yeah, play your Justin Bieber collab.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

1756.566

Life is a Highway does always hit.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

1759.847

Me and my gang. That's literally me, you, Romeo, and Bruno.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

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Well, I hope you have the best time.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

1786.926

I could be having the time of my life at a concert. But like when I know it's the time to leave to beat the traffic, especially like at MSG or something like I don't care what happens next. I'm out. I know. I care more about the efficiency of the exit than anything else.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

1800.9

Of course. I was also like in the thick of first trimester nausea. I was going to die at that stadium.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

1811.63

Yeah, no, I'm with you. Like my obsession with efficiency and like beating lines trumps any song.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

1826.62

You driving past all the cars that are still parked. People haven't even got like that feeling.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

183.3

No, no, she does. She's playing Evita in the West End.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

1842.604

Of course they did. But that's just another problem. I'm not going to forgive them for that. I'm not going to forgive them either. And I wouldn't even be mad if you never forgave me for letting you take the fall for that. When the reason we left was me.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

1855.56

I know, I know. Jackie like loves to take, she's like, yeah, bring it on. Whereas I was like feeling so guilty. I was just like dying and Ben was texting Jackie like, can you please get Claudia out of there? Like I was so not okay.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

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Jackie is seriously like, she is fueled on moments like that.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

1879.9

Yes. Yes. On the mess you created.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

188.304

It doesn't go on IMDb, which is a big deal, but movie-wise, no, she doesn't. I don't know if that's common. I don't think it is.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

1888.703

Is it seriously only number two?

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

19.569

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And it's metastasized like into her brain.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

1942.27

She's still a podcaster at heart. Like she's still giving us the drama.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

1957.074

I bet Garcelle feels that way too. Yeah. Even though like Garcelle has less of a relationship with her than Dorit. Like their time on the show.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

1967.177

see I don't think it's like really contentious with Garcelle I think it's like they barely knew each other and now like I'm sure she doesn't want to be surrounded by people she doesn't know like that might be how I felt I just feel like for Garcelle like the hits start coming and they don't stop coming like this woman can't get to break right now yeah whereas like I actually don't think it was like evil Garcelle's not a mean person like I just think I can understand how she got to the conclusion where I was like maybe Teddy doesn't need to hear from me

The Toast

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200.954

She is playing somewhat of a large sought-after role in the West End of London.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

2008.243

So it really wasn't until yesterday that I saw this news about Teddy Mellencamp that it actually set in that she has cancer. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. I feel like up until this point, she's always been really vocal about her melanoma and how she's had so many surgeries to get skin cancers removed from her back. And it's always like she said, mom comes back.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

2023.778

And then even with this tumor thing, it's like, okay, she had a crazy brain surgery, but she's fine. Yeah. Now I'm like understanding that she has brain cancer. Like, yeah, there's like a high like I think I was reading up. It's like a 50 50 shot of making it through.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

2037.66

And then also what I had read was that like when you have tumors pushing on your brain like that, it can really affect your decision making skills. And so so much of what I think what we were seeing before she knew she had the tumors, like her alleged affair with her horse trainer, like can perhaps be pointed to her tumors. Yeah.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

2055.394

Which I thought was crazy. But you see that like on SVU, like when somebody has a tumor and then they start doing crazy things and they like plead insanity because the tumor was pushing on their frontal lobe.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

2074.227

You know, I don't think she was like crazy, like, you know, chaos. But like when you do something out of character, like step out on your husband, like maybe...

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

2086.615

Yeah, and she was talking about dating.

The Toast

A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

209.929

I'm not up on it, it's just like a fun fact that I happen to know and it keeps coming up. I keep being able to pull it out of my back pocket. I don't know if she's there yet actually. But I know she plans to be there.

The Toast

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They would just, like, forget the divorce for now.

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Yeah, especially just, like, if anything happens, like, you're the kid's guardian. Like, you just want to, like, keep it cool.

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Me too. I just assumed that they were like putting the divorce on pause for now.

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Yeah. I thought that was kind of strange.

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She makes it so hard to be a kitty cat. Like, she's seriously indefensible when she does shit like this.

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Oh my god. I'm vomiting. This is actually setting women back.

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Today's a special day. It's my husband's birthday.

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I'm thinking I might post on Instagram to my prisoner.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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Yeah. With like the merch launch this morning, I wasn't able to commit to like the heartfelt montage. I'll do it later today because I know Ben loves it. a birthday montage and like a public declaration of love.

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So here's my public declaration of love, even though he'll never hear it because he doesn't listen to my podcast. But if he did, he would hear me say, Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, Buongelicious. Happy birthday to you. I feel like Skylar from Breaking Bad, the fact that you haven't watched that show is so crazy. Well, I want to say thanks to Ben for a great year.

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It wasn't like other years. We spent most of it inside in bed. I loved every minute of it, but who knows if he actually did or if he's just lying because he doesn't want to enrage me. Either way, I'll take it.

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I've never had a blanket that comes even close to Minky Couture. And then the business itself is just fabulous. It's a female-owned business. It was started by a mom. Minky Couture is also really passionate about giving back to the community. They've donated over 30,000 of their mini Minky blankets to NICUs across the country every year. The mini Minkys are great.

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At softminkyblankets.com, our code is TOAST for 50% off all full-price blankets.

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You're welcome, full-price journey.

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Oh, this is huge news for people who are Jackie.

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Can you explain like to us non-mothers like what co-sleeping is and why it's bad?

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But the American Academy of Pediatrics don't approve?

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Yeah, I got into bed in September.

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And like, what position are we co-sleeping in? Like on your chest?

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Is it considered bad because you are asleep? Cause like if a baby takes a nap and you're watching something on the couch, like that's not bad, right?

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I could have guessed that Kourtney was co-sleeping.

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I haven't caught up on this week's episode.

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Yeah, I saw a TikTok that really made me reframe, like, mom brain, where it was like, oh, like, ask the mom, like, hey, well, like, where'd you put that hat? And she's like, I don't know. And then she was like, oh, my mom brain is so bad. My girl Shauna, you guys know I'm always talking about Shauna. She does the skits.

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So it was like they were asking the mom in the skit, like, when was the last time baby ate? How many ounces? Like, she was recalling crazy information, like, about the baby's food. But it's like, okay, you can't find the hat. Like, who gives a fuck? Like, you're kind of elevated now.

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Well, whatever it is. I love you. Happy birthday to you. My Aries king.

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It is closely being considered like more like of the granola elk of mothers. Yeah. Yeah. OK, because I would have guessed Courtney as a co-sleeper. You would. Yeah. I like don't really want it like that. I don't really want to co-sleep mostly because like selfishly sounds like you yourself get really bad sleep.

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That's a good question. I don't know.

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I feel like I can understand how you get there. Of course, if the baby won't sleep anywhere else, the baby's got to sleep.

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Of course. And don't do what someone's doing just because they're a celebrity. Do what works for you and your family.

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Cool. Well, we have a TV recap. Summer House, two weeks in a row. Now, I feel like, at least for us, last week's episode was highly anticipated because it was finally the conversation between Craig and Kyle. Let me tell you, I was bored and I didn't care. I am so obsessed with what's going on between Jesse, Lexi, and Ciara.

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And I'm really surprised to see that not a lot of people are sharing my thoughts on it. Which is why. Because I think a lot of people, especially in the house, are championing Jesse and Ciara. And for so many reasons, it's such a bad idea. One, Ciara has to stop dating these guys from the house. They just hurt her. She's so hurt still from Wes. He's literally Wes 2.0. Look what he's doing.

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Aries, I'm old. I'm so over horoscopes. I was never under them, to be clear. But I feel as though we as a society have taken it way too far.

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And so the fact that you're a willing participant in... What if Wes had done this to you last season with a different girl? He would have. The fact that she's a willing participant is actually really disappointing me. I feel like... She's such a girl's girl. And like, while he was more of the aggressor and like the pursuing her, she didn't tell him to stop. And like, she didn't not participate.

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And so even all the other girls being like, they have such great chemistry, like really shipping them. Like, why are we doing this?

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Oh, Luke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yes, but the context of the whole weekend, your leg is turning me on, the foursome, like him doing all of those things, maybe if it had just been one conversation, yes.

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And then telling everyone. I feel so. Oh my God.

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I really wanted her to dump him right then and there at softball.

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No, I forget where I was. Where was I?

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Yes. Someone who would love someone like that.

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I was really for like, he was pissing me off so much. It was so the definition of like love bombing. The second she's gone, like you're back to being, it was so disappointing. And then just to see like everyone in the house, like gassing him up. Yeah.

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yeah and like that really annoyed me because I like to think of it in the context of like let's say last summer Sierra was gone and Wes then had a party and was playing with girls in the house and girls at the party like they all would have defended Sierra now I know they barely know Lexi but they're all like self-proclaimed girls girls like when Amanda was like they really like oh my god it was pissing me off so underhanded and I think they're they were getting credit for like even telling Lexi about but it was Lindsay

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And instead of like, and by the way, that's the type of behavior they're always like wanting from these guys when it comes to like Sierra. Right. Yeah. So now a girl in their house finally got like one of the guys to settle down and they're not championing it at all.

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No, and they wanted to work out for Ciara and Jesse, which is honestly, like, bad advice to Ciara. It is. It really is. She should not be with him. She needs to stop dating men in the house. Yeah. She's too good for them.

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No, Lexi's new. You have to, like, on your first season, like, remember Paige and Karl Radke. Like, you kind of just, like, have to. It's, like, a rite of passage. And I actually think she liked him.

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Lexi. Like, I think she liked Jessie.

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Yeah, and it is... It's really crazy. Like, they weren't exclusive, and they weren't having sex, but, like, they were... Like, for every weekend up until this point, they've been sleeping in her bed together. So for the next weekend, you to be, like, so shamelessly flirting with multiple girls, and then the toe-sucking thing, like, it's so wrong of him. It's such, like... I know you, I agree.

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He's not a bad person, but it's such bad, mean behavior. Like, I'm sorry. At some point, like your recklessness and hurting people while that maybe not is your intention. Like you're hurting people. You're, you're bad.

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Agreed. I happen to have loved the kickball. It reminded me of when the Jersey Housewives, Maimonides. I don't know what it is about reality stars playing competitive, like intramural. It's brilliant. I was laughing so hard when Paige caught the last ball. And then Wes catching that ball and literally breaking his neck. I thought that was so funny. I need more of that.

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No, I know, but this is televised.

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They got their asses whooped.

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But he's the MVP of kickball.

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and is it even though that is how like summer share houses are that's like what the show is about now i know it's like a family they have dinner whatever but like usually people use it as they pay for a room they go out they bring girls back like that's what a summer share house in the hamptons is but yes i agree with you go get a summer share house in the hamptons don't be on my television show and we're not that i even want to see these girls because well is it because like he's getting home so late and there's no time for them to sign a release but like why is the the identity of every single one of the girls we don't even see a foot

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When I think of Jersey Shore, how so much of the show was them bringing back girls, some of the girls' faces were blurred, but a lot of them obviously signed releases and were a part of the drama. I literally don't even see what these girls are wearing.

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I feel like it's because they bring them back in the middle of the night, and the middle of the night footage is all the house cameras. It's not like cameramen. They go to sleep.

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Now, I want to talk about Carl, Lindsay, and... Lil. Lil. Thank you. I can never remember her name. Jackie was texting me, like, her thoughts on Summer House. She's like, Lil is so... I'm like, who is Lil? Like, I didn't realize that was her name. I'm sure... I think a lot of the sentiment is like, well, Lindsay, like, we're meeting a dead horse. You're pregnant. Why do you care? Like, whatever.

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It's so stupid. Like I actually, even my obsession with talking about myself doesn't even help. Like it's, I'm sorry, I know this is like offensive to like a wide ranging group of people, but I seriously think it's the stupidest thing ever.

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I am so with Lindsay on this. Like, Carl is running...

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yes no not only that like letting him he's been running around like Paige I haven't had sex with anyone in a year like I'm so hard therapy la la meanwhile like were you actually you know this girl while you're engaged so it's not all you know cut and dry you're like this victim mentality is a little unwarranted especially because you broke up with her don't forget that he broke up with her right don't forget that but I just wonder like why he didn't get with Lil in the last six months like

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so they even connected over the summer yeah of course he breaks up with lindsey and i'll give him the benefit of the doubt that he's like he needed a couple of months but like why are they just reconnecting when cameras are now yeah i don't know um and this soft bar party i first of all it was such a nice party like with the big coach bus from the city and he said he already invested a hundred thousand dollars of his own money like i have such a pit it's giving schwartz and sandy it's like

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Because I think it's as a partner who's going to share finances with you. What Lindsay did was 100 percent right. But then but I understand the friends being like, this is so not my problem. So, yeah, sure. Of course.

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And now we have the gift of hindsight because we know that this is one whole ass year ago and the bar still has not launched. The bar is now raising money from the fans, which is kind of like a really terrible sign. And it looks even stupider. Yeah.

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And when they were doing that clip of everybody talking about how happy they are for Carl that he's like found this thing that he's passionate about. I was like, damn, this make Lindsay look really, really bad. But then you're right. They were then obviously asked like a more leading question being like, do you think that this is a wise investment? And everybody in their own way said no.

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And I'm like, oh, I guess we all agree that this is stupid. So you're actually like you are being you're being a safe friend, but you're not being a good friend. Yeah.

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No, and him having a Zoom call that like appeared to have eight people on it about ice. Like I felt really sad.

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I think this is such a stupid idea. And the thing is, is like people in the sober community also think it's a stupid idea. Yes. I think a huge part of like reaching, you know, peak sobriety is being able to, you know, go out to dinner with somebody who's having a drink. Like you need to be around it to assume that like your trigger is not going to come up in the world.

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You can't really be healed until you're at a place where you can confront it. Um, so I think spaces like this, while they, they are really nice, um, It's not a good way to consistently live, right? Like only going to soft bars.

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There are, they're mocktails.

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Okay, okay. Okay. It's just, it's like a train wreck. I don't know how this whole thing is going to end, but watching it.

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And that's when you sell alcohol as your biggest moneymaker.

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He made me laugh when he was sitting with Paige and someone else and they were asking if he had sex with Lexi and he obviously didn't want to say it and there was some random guy sitting next to him. And I was laughing so hard, but I also was like, why was that guy sitting there? Don't they set the scene? It's like a private party. It's not like, why was that guy there?

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It was shocking to see Bailey.

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I forgot about her. She was kind of. I think. I literally don't even remember anything about her. I understand why they showed her. She was a little bit necessary. She was like moving good information. Right. She was she was a necessary messenger. But I do think that might be the last we see of her. Like she's really only shown on an as needed basis.

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She flew in all the way from Paris to model the girly baby tee. She is wearing it looking pargy. Hey, Jax, how you doing?

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So the there's also like theories that she was kicked off the show mid production.

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Oh, right. Oh, yeah. So when they were, when they announced in December that they broke up, it was like the most shocking thing. If I had seen one clip of this show, I would not be surprised at all. Like, this is clearly a relationship where the wheels are coming off. And Andy keeps saying this every time I watch Shopping Live, and he's really right for repeating it. Like, it's shocking that...

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They are because they have this weird hobby, but you know what? They don't give a fuck and they get made fun of all the time and it only emboldens them.

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Craig doesn't see because he's so in love with Paige that she like she has one foot out the door like they are so not compatible at this moment there was a time where they were compatible people change and that's fine um and he is not seeing or feeling any of that like even that conversation by the door wait about the phone when she was like sit back yeah that was funny and he was just like so earnest and like wait why am I sitting back like no and the

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If they were in a good place, that would have been funny. But now it's not funny. And then that conversation downstairs by the door in front of Jesse Solomon about being a priority. I was like, oh, this is like a relationship. You know when you see people fighting in front of you and you're like, oh, yikes. I never thought that they were that type.

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But now, clearly the last few months of their relationship were not good.

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More money than you. Even though I could have guessed that like at this point in their careers, just like knowing what I know about like the media landscape. Yeah, that she makes a lot of money.

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Who are we? We're Jax and Claire, hosts of The Toast. Today's gonna be a fabulous episode. It is our last episode of the week, which obviously is devastating for the listeners, exciting for the hosts. But it's kind of not because the reason why there is no show tomorrow is Jax is taking like a road trip with like her sister, who's not me, to go see their favorite- They're all going?

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he probably makes a little bit more from reality tv because he's been on longer but in terms of like her brand deals her podcast her amazon fashion her influencer stuff i know what you get paid for that and she's crushing it but it was like starting to sound like craig is broke literally even though he's like the most successful one on his on his show but she has really like out she's she's kind of having a moment that nobody has had before like he

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Yeah, so... But yes, he's not poor by any means, but she's just crushing it.

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Right, even her show, Summer House, like you can live in Charleston and vacation in the Hamptons.

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You think that they're a good match?

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Like, I actually think Paige would champion that. Like, well, maybe not now because it's, like, gotten contentious.

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Oh, but because he never met Lexi.

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Yeah. They've known each other for a while.

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I know. And she probably was like so embarrassed to find out like information on camera. Like you have to like temper your reaction. Ew. No and it's like it kind of honestly I'm glad it was the toe sucking because something like that can give you the ick and you know what that's the easiest way to get over someone like they did something gross.

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Yeah. I want to shout out to Lindsay for being like an actual real one.

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She has no like real stake in this. She's not super close with any of the girls besides Gabby. So like she has information and she's a reality star and she's given it. I'm sorry. I love her. Like her scenes are so funny when she said that she couldn't make it to the soft bar launch party because she's having her nursery painted and then she has to watch the paint dry.

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She is a great reality star. I don't know if how much longer really her life can fit into Summer House. And we're getting so little of her. Like, it doesn't behoove her. It doesn't behoove us. And it's okay to, like, grow out of things. And, you know, someone on this show needs to, like, grow up. It's not going to be the 43-year-old Kyle. So maybe it'll be Lindsay.

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And I think that's just what Roni needs. And I think it's just what she needs. I think it's a great idea.

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Right. We know she has a proven track record. Yeah. And Andy did not dispute. He said, I've seen a lot of people saying that like Paige and Lindsay should be on Roni. And he said that he didn't think Paige would be on it, but he did not say that about Lindsay. Yeah. And I don't think Paige should be on it.

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Wow, I've been really replaced.

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That is good. That's our show, you guys. Our final show of the week. I hope everybody has been able thus far to get merch. If they haven't, head to shoptoastmerch.com. We have a bunch of items still available. And if any of your favorite items are not available, they are available for pre-order. So they'll just ship in five to six weeks.

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And they're going to see Rascal Flatts. The hits start coming and they don't stop coming. I wish I was waking up tomorrow just to go to work for a regular Friday. But no, instead I'll probably have to throw my phone out the window. I know this is like a much smaller scale of how you felt when we all went to the Aero store and had to leave you behind because of Circlogio.

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And it was all of your friends from college. So I can't even begin to complain and, like, relate to what you went through back then. But you also don't have crippling, like, FOMO like I do. And it's good. I've booked plans for the weekend. Like, I'm going to stay busy so I can – I seriously – I might have to block you and Margot.

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And Olivia now. I didn't realize Olivia was going.

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What about – Like Gavin DeGraw. No, you wouldn't.

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I'm so jealous. Have the best time. Like, seriously.

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No, we're not. I don't know.

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Oh. I mean, I might be able to.

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Well, it's Ben's birthday, so I've planned a little something, you know. You have a big weekend planned. A little spa weekend retreat. Yeah, but I think I'm free in the morning if you.

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Yeah, not as fun as, honestly, love my husband as going to rascal flats with my sisters.

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I mean, I would because we didn't take anything else, but no. I was just having this conversation with someone. The concept of a baby moon is really nice, but it's so crazy to me because I know a lot of people go like, Far, you know? And I don't know, I feel weird about being any further from the doctor than Florida, honestly. I've been to Florida a couple of times.

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That's the only place I've really been in my pregnancy. And I don't know, I just feel like, you're going to Zimbabwe. What about your doctor? What about your doctor?

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So you would have to go not after five months.

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Yeah, that's just not me. So, sure, this is like a mini baby moon.

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Okay, so it's just a moon. Full moon. I think the phrase full moon is really funny, like in terms of like... Like when you moon someone, like it's your tushy, right?

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Oh, I was thinking about like tushies. And when you say you're mooning someone.

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But it's tushy, right? It's not. I think it could be. No, I don't think lifting up your boobies is calling mooning. Like that's flashing.

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Mooning is to expose one's buttocks to someone in order to insult or amuse them. So it's just tushy.

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And is that because, I mean, I'm thinking through my own lens, like I know not everybody has like an ass as white as the moon, but mine is like so white, literally the color of the moon. Is that where the phrase originates from or no?

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The shape too, right? Okay, wait, my phone is easier to talk into. Hold on. Where does the term mooning originate from?

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The word moon has been used in English to describe the shape of a person's buttocks. You were right, shape. Not me centering myself in my extremely pasty white ass.

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Mooning as a form of insult or protest can be tracked back even further.

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Historical accounts suggest that mooning was used by Roman soldiers as a form of mockery. And there are documented instances of it in medieval Europe as well. One famous example occurred in 1346 during the siege of Calais when a Frenchman allegedly mooned English troops. The modern usage of mooning as a term of deliberately exposing one's backside is

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gained popularity in the 20th century, particularly in Western pop culture, college pranks, and protest movements. Would you like to know more about specific historical mooning incidents?

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Yeah, it wasn't as easy to moon back then.

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I guess, like, now that I'm thinking about it, like, me and Ben definitely, like, moon each other. Like...

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Like Ben will be like working. I'm like, look, it's my tissue. Like, I think it's like funny, but I guess it is mooning. Yeah. What am I like a frat kid?

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I'm doing it for mocking. No amusement exclusively entertainment. And then Ben will do it too.

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really cracking up I don't know why like saying it is like mooning it's just funnier than like I showed my tushy like whatever you showed your tushy like whatever that Ben's working and you're like hey yeah no like not so much these days because I'm not like in love with my body not that I really ever was but you know there were times in my life where I was a little bit more comfortable French soldier did it because he's in love with his body maybe he did it as like a vicious act of self-love

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Such a little history and vocabulary lesson of the day. Word of the day, mooning. Try using it in a sentence. I hope not sporadically, of course.

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We've got Southern Charm. Nope. Summer House.

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Literally. And you and I weren't able to watch last week because we were gallivanting in New York City being socialized. So today's TV recap is going to be a little extra juicy. We've got two episodes to recap.

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Well, they're sold out for a reason.

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So what you're saying is they've come together. Very Beatles of you. Yeah. I don't think I would say that. Part of the show where we issue corrections from the day prior, I have to take responsibility for something. I was on here bragging, like, nobody got me for April Fools.

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Meanwhile, when I was, like, telling everybody that I read Mickey Madison, Mickey Madison was going to be Cass's yoga owner, and that was, like, kind of crazy because she's not Asian. Turns out that was from an account called Poo Crave, not Pop Crave. It's, like, a parody account. They make up news. And I...

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Yeah, a couple of items. The mug and the tote, but you can still order all these things. Oh, you mean this?

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more often catch myself but I really believed it because it's kind of a good call that's what I'm saying and it's sad for Mikey Madison that she's not being even considered for we don't know that yeah maybe someone will see that and be like that feels right like inspiration so I'm sorry to have spread false information you know that goes against everything I believe in and I'm here to do better and listen and learn thank you for clearing that up and in the battle against disinformation I will do better

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Yeah, I just didn't, like, fully put together, like, I had been the victim of a prank.

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Right, the Dyson Eyebrow Brush. Yeah. Yeah. There wasn't anything that, like, was launched that, like, I really needed. Yeah. There's always next year. Yeah.

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And this, like, strap himself to, like, different... Strap him. Yeah, right.

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No, I've actually been thinking of getting a shed or something so I can start using it for storage. It's just all this empty square footage in my New York City apartment.

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By the way, no one's clowning on you. We needed those facts.

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Now, I don't think they're pertinent in a sense that there's anything unethical. It's just gross. Yeah, but I would say... Like, she's almost 40. She can make her own decisions.

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No, like we said, he straps himself to different planes, trains and automobiles.

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He could be like, they're really scratching at the leather.

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Yeah, right. No, he doesn't seem like chill about pets at all. But he's in love with Mr. Armas, and so he's going to be chill about it. I get why he's in love with Mr. Armas, right? She's very beautiful and young and sprightly. I really don't understand what she sees in him. He, I'm sorry, is not currently attractive, in my opinion. He's obviously super toxic, even beyond the Scientology of it all.

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I feel like even him on like a personality level, the fact that he's like so obsessed with his like stunts and being young, like he just gives me like freaky ass, annoying ass vibes. Like he would wake us up so early with like green juice and like hikes.

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But I don't know what I could keep out there that would be weatherproof.

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You do always wind up defending Tom Cruise. I'm glad you could acknowledge your bias.

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She dated Ben Affleck, and I didn't say that. I thought that was gross or yucky. I think Ben Affleck is very handsome. Ben Affleck is also doing a lot of podcasts. Have you seen? He was on Theo Vaughn. Yeah, what is he talking about? He has a new movie. It's a sequel to another movie that I didn't see. Something Something 2. And he's also on New Heights next week. Oh, cool.

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Or maybe it came out already. I love that when people have a big project now, they're literally just doing podcasts.

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So all that to say, I didn't say that when Ana de Armas stayed in Ben Affleck. Like I didn't think that was yucky.

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I guess, but because it's so obviously like a strategic move for her, like I just can't see her actually being in love with this man for a multitude of reasons. By the way, the word love didn't leave my mouth. It makes me think less of her. Because if you're going to be in one of these like fake PR relationships, there has to be like a little bit of doubt from people being like, is this real?

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I didn't say online. I would not buy it online. I remember. I'm not buying a shed. I would go to like, you know, a store.

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Is it not real? This is so clearly not real, you know?

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Is it like in Scientology, like another religion where like you date within your religion? I can see Tom, he's so, not every person is like so invested in their own religion, but like he is like the president of his religious church. That's a good question.

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In which I would say, just take a look at Katie Holmes. Sit down and have a convo with Katie, okay? Before you do any of that, Ana de Armas.

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I don't know. These roles are hard to get. And the new girls are younger and hotter. It's a very toxic environment to be a young, hot starlet in Hollywood. You're in one day, you're out the next. Next thing you know, you're dating Tom Cruise. Just to get by. Yeah. It's devastating for women, seriously. It is hard for women. Where are the feminist groups?

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fabulous roles like I don't think of her because I think she's I think she's so beautiful and I think she has what it takes she's just like gone through a bit of a rough patch yeah I do think that people are enormously relieved that the man she was dating prior is no longer her boyfriend even though Tom Cruise is not much better but you know we were talking about last week how he's like a very um contra comes from a very controversial political family and her dating him was kind of like a kind of like a slap in the face to her culture yeah

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So I think the tostadas, specifically the Cubana tostadas, are relieved that she's just dating this gringo now. But this gringo is hella problematic as well.

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And there are lots of celebrities that are involved in the church to varying degrees. And I don't think... I would regard them all equally. So yes, Tom Cruise is a Scientologist, but he's also like the number one guy in Scientology. He's like the biggest funder. He brings other celebrities in. He's like the liaison. He is a huge leader. He's not just a member of the church.

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I'm sure he's like a chairman or something. So it's more than just being a Scientologist.

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Agreed. You never know what's going to come in your shed.

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Right, who you actually feel bad for because they just are being indoctrinated into a cult. Tom is at the top. He's culpable.

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No, stop. Elizabeth Moss. You have seriously slandered. I don't know why Elizabeth Olsen doesn't sue us. Peggy Olsen. Peggy Olsen, Elizabeth Moss, Handmaid's Tale, Mad Men. She is a big Scientology swirl.

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It does come up every time she is promoting Handmaid's Tale.

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Yeah. Scientology is known for making women give birth with their legs chained up. Really terrible for women. And The Handmaid's Tale has a lot of terrible for women vibes, too. So it's a little on the nose. So it comes up then, yes. Got it.

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That's okay. I think it's better for everyone. But yes, I do slay, kind of, you know, have two balconies. But the one that gets the sun and the one that has better views and the one that I have furniture on, I've been spending so much time on fresh air. It's just so underrated. Yeah.

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Cause he said, I agree. I read it and I literally didn't understand it.

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Right. The publication has no responsibility, obligation.

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Sometimes like you could, people push it. If there's a big thing going on like in your life and you know, the expectation is that you're not supposed to talk about it at all. I feel like most outlets like actually wouldn't agree to that, but they would agree to like one pre-approved question.

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Okay, I think that two things can be true, right? I do think Jordan was attempting to control the conversation. Like, I saw what I saw. And, like, now I'm onto her completely. But also, hi, Bill Belichick. Is this your first time in media? Like, this is what they do. You sit down for 35 minutes. You know the segment's not going to be 35 minutes. And you know they're going to take what they want.

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And I love air-conditioned air. Like, that is definitely one of my favorite airs.

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So you have to, like, give them the least amount of... What's the word I'm looking for? Like, tea or, like, leads to go on. Like, you have to behave. And I hate when people act like this is their first day on planet Earth. Like... This is what the media does. Like, you don't like it? Go on a podcast and sit and talk for two hours and the whole thing won't be cut.

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I'm shocked, yeah. But she now has an $8 million real estate portfolio. Like, he needs to work.

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I also love ceiling fan air. I love all different types. Oh, really? Gives me dry eye. Oh, yes. Well, there is like a push and a pull when you sleep under a ceiling fan or any fan.

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And she's 50 years younger than him.

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No, even though I do love when publications keep in, when publicists chime in, like when the New Yorker was interviewing Ben Platt and just asked about the fact that like he's only had like, he's super talented, but like, you know, your dad's a big time producer and that's why you are where you are. And like literally he wouldn't even acknowledge it. That just made him look like a big time loser.

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But the New York Magazine or New Yorker, whoever it was, kept in the fact that his publicist chimed in. I loved that. Yeah. So, yes, it is common for a person in that position, whether it's a publicist or a brand manager, to chime in. But I think the fact that she's his publicist or whatever advisor they said, I think that's crazy. And I also it's so funny. I feel like.

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people tried to make me care about Bill Belichick and his five-year-old girlfriend for a couple of like months now like every time they posted an Instagram it was newsworthy and I'm like why do I give a fuck I don't I thought it was just that he was dating someone like so young and like how gross is this dirty old man like dating yeah a 21 year old and

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And I didn't care about Bill Belichick before, so I just didn't think it was worth getting invested in. Now it's all I think about. This particular clip has totally changed everything for me. And I do still have suspicions. Yes, her being an official team member for him is better.

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Yes, yes. They were looking, but it's so easy to do them dirty. Like people are really interested in them and they're not hiding. They're like out in the open.

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Not only that, but get a new shirt. Yeah. What about a shirt without holes? There are people who have like no choice but to wear holes in their shirts, you know? Yeah. And here you are like big time magazine editor. Buy a shirt. Your girlfriend has an $8 million real estate portfolio. That's like a new story that came out about her. People are looking into her. Yeah. And she's 24.

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She was in high school like literally five years ago. So it's definitely impressive. And I think a lot of people are wondering how.

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Mm hmm. It's giving heartbreakers.

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Yeah, I do. Like, I have a lot of concerns. I do. I'm sorry. For Bill. Yeah. Yeah.

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He is in his 70s. I don't even know.

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No, he wrote a book. Tom Girardi.

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Right. How incapacitated could he be?

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When you sleep under any sort of fan, you're going to wake up with dry nose, dry mouth, and your hair is going to be like...

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Yeah. I didn't even know that that interview was in service of a book. Like I just was impressed with the clip.

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Yeah, it speaks very well of Bill Belichick that they're not like piling on.

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Yeah, you just can't help but call them like Mr. Levine.

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They're so touchy. It's really crazy. Like, every time I see pictures and videos of them IRL, I'm like, oh, they're the PDA couple, like, who's making out in front of your locker and you need them to move so you can get your books.

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So you'll just get an F, yeah. She looked fabulous. Like, courtside is... It's like going, there are a couple, I feel like courtside is very public, right? You know that if you go, there's lots of photos. It's also NBA playoffs. So like all eyes are on you. And I feel like a lot of celebrities actually don't go on dates courtside because of the public element of it.

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Even though it's like a fun thing to do. Sometimes maybe they'll go to a suite. You get like worse photos of them in a suite.

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You're right there. And I think a lot about the pictures of Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift drinking beers and black turtlenecks at the Knicks game. How many photos we got of them just doing that. And nobody goes. Celebrities go all the time, but they don't go on dates. Yeah. And so this was a choice, a public choice.

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Jackie, have you ever slept outside?

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It's really crazy because Timothee Chalamet like is a big Knicks fan. He was just he's been at like almost all the Knicks playoff games. So it's just kind of like traitorous energy. But he did just buy a house in L.A. to be closer to Kylie and Stormi.

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What does this mean for the Met Gala? Yeah, we are underratedly three, four days out from the Met Gala. All the fake guest lists have started to surface.

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Lala Anthony. Yeah, she works for Vogue now. She's always at the top of the carpet.

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Yeah, or in a tent. Have you ever slept in the fresh air? You have?

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I won't be surprised either way. If they walk it together, I think it's the perfect time. If they don't, I will respect the fact that they're still keeping an element of privacy to their relationship. Even though it does feel like you go to Coachella, you know everyone's going to see you. You go to Laker game courts. It feels like they're going to public places knowing what that entails.

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Yes. It's almost like how Im Rule... was undocumented, and now that he's not, he refuses to live in darkness. Yeah, so maybe that's what happened here. Yeah, maybe.

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No wonder you went home early from the Teen Tour. They made you sleep outside?

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um i'm excited for the mecca alert for that yeah that will be fun you it's only second you you will love it even though like don't leave your house that day in the city it's the worst fucking time to be like out and about yeah because there's just gridlock everywhere at least it's in service of of greatness fabulousness yeah not like loser dumb not like the un yeah right um So that'll be fun.

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Monday's episode. Well, Tuesday's episode.

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Is it the fourth story that's brought you? Oh, I'm so excited by Hill House Home. I just got a big new package of Hill House Home nap dresses. I needed to size up. And I can't believe I haven't been wearing more Hill House nap dresses during my pregnancy. I don't know what's wrong with me. And now it's finally nice out, so I think that that's why.

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Hill House Home, you guys are definitely familiar with. They invented the viral nap dress. It's the most comfortable, flattering dress literally in the entire world. It's a dress I would never choose. It's not my silhouette. I don't really dress like that. Jackie was like, get a Hill House dress. You're going to die. You're going to die. Let me tell you, changed my life. Add it to the list.

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Add it to the list. It is the best dress. And they come in so many different colors, patterns, and styles. Now, you literally can't have enough. They are worn by a million. All the celebs wear them. Taylor Swift, Olivia Rodrigo. They're so easy and versatile. You can wear them, like, literally with sneakers to go, like, do school pickup or whatever.

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Or you could literally wear them with heels and, like, go to a wedding. They are so versatile.

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We're also obsessed with the dresses for pregnancy. I really have worn them when I was in Jackie's house in the warm weather. There's nothing to wear but a Hill House nap dress.

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Yeah, I never did it. I don't think I've ever slept under the stars.

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No. And I did it on birthright. I've done a couple of organized trips to Israel, and I never did the Bedouin tents.

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But it was literally like a bad week for us. It was a bad week for me, like for my physical, you know, sleep is so important to me.

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Right. Like when we saw it in the notebook, we loved it. Like, yes, she left the good man, Savannah, but it wasn't her man. And if you're going to empower that, like you also have to empower Prince Charles for choosing Camilla Parker Bowles. And yeah, they cheated. So did Ali and Noah.

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What are the odds? And I'm glad that people are thinking critically about the notebook because he was a good man. What we were saying on the Patreon, it would have been easier if he was this dick, right? No, oh, he was rich. Oh, he loved her. The family loved him. Let me get you this ring. Let me take you dancing. Let me buy you this house. Let me do anything for you. And she just didn't want it.

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I definitely need to add to my list of things I would like to do. Sleeping outside under the stars.

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Yes, yes. Lon was really open to love.

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Yeah, that you couldn't just put any lid on. That's one of the best analogies you've ever made. I completely agree. I also really respect James Marsden's answer. If he had said, yeah, it would have disrupted the legacy.

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Yeah, he has to. I think part of being an integral character in like an iconic film is you have to sort of like respect the legacy of it. Maybe he doesn't feel this way. Maybe he does. But if you then say like, yeah, I agree with everyone. Like, no, you have to leave the movie as is.

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Yeah, no. And the thing was, was that like it's a little idyllic, right? She loved Noah more. But marriages and relationships are about a lot of things. Love being one of them. And I do believe that she loved Lon not as much and as fiery and as passionately as she loved Noah. But it would have been a good marriage for a lot of reasons, including the fact that she didn't like him.

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She didn't like him as much as she liked Noah. Like, there were other people she liked more. But you don't always marry, like, the fiery guy. Like, you marry the good guy, the good husband, the father, the responsible. There are other things. So, yes, it's a movie, so it's more, like, fantastical.

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But if I'm applying it to, like, real life and I'm giving advice to my girlfriends, I'm like, no, the crazy man with the beard who lives in the woods, is that your guy? Yeah. Is that your guy?

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Well, summer house last night when Wes fell asleep in what looked to be a really cozy trampoline bed, maybe I could do that.

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It was a movie, correct. So important to remember when discussing.

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Yeah, and this is like a movie trope that I find not annoying yet. Sometimes people will re-examine old movies. There was room on the door for Jack. And it's like, if I have to hear that conversation one more time, I'm gonna blow my fucking brains out.

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Correct. And I like that trend. We're also reexamining Sharpay Evans' role as villain in High School Musical, and maybe she was unfairly painted as such. Gabriella was kind of a pick-me-annoying-ass bitch.

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She takes it too far a couple times.

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She was like, you're the staff and I'm the guest.

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That's your classmate. Classist. Yeah. Yeah. And we have had this conversation many times reexamining the villain arc of one Gaston in Beauty and the Beast.

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Now he definitely wasn't a perfect person. But that Belle, she wasn't either.

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I do. I want to destroy Maurice. And lock him up.

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Maurice was like kind of crazy. He was like the village crazy person.

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No, and also, there are quite a few elements to be aware of in the Hamptons. Deer. Deer. Ticks. Are you one of me come deer meal? Right, right. A little venison. Like, I don't know if maybe I would do that, but I can't believe you've slept under the stars and I haven't. Like, that's just so crazy.

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Like, no, he was deeply misunderstood.

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OK, I saw people sharing the poster for Not Perfect Strangers. I'm like, you guys, that show came out three years ago.

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So is it like a White Lotus where people come to this retreat? I guess that's what they're trying to do. So none of the characters from season one besides Nicole Kidman?

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Mark Strong, Family Fucci. That's so weird that we were talking about him not yesterday and now he's booked a gig.

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No, we're not. No, we are not, Jackie.

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We are not. Lena Olin. I don't know her. And that's all. This kind of seems like really loser-y, like to just be replicating the White Lotus. And it's like Nicole Kidman, it's Hulu, and they're even casting the guy from White Lotus. Like, this is really lame.

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This is really loser-y. Like, I'm giving this a big L for loser. Write it down for weenie. Like actually it's a contender for weenie of the week. That's how fucking loser it is.

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Um, let's dive into our TV recap. Thursdays are summer house days. Last night was the episode of summer house. Um, that I personally just like kind of been waiting for. It was like part two of the shift. Um, Um, and it was another great episode for Lexi, another terrible episode for Jesse. There were like a couple of moments where I like, actually I got the ick from Jesse, right?

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Like watching him try to explain himself when he said that he, you know, only said that thing to Sierra to make her feel better. Like that was just mean.

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We've got a great show today. We've got the stories and you would say that they are. They're good.

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Agreed. Another big low moment for Jesse was when he's the next morning in the bedroom with Wes being like, now I know how you felt like two fucking losers. Yeah. And he's like, just apologize.

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And they're both acting like they're being unfairly villainized when like, no, you both did that shit. Now Wes, like I'm over it, but you did do that shit to Sierra. It's true.

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And that's just how it shook out. It wasn't this, like, strategy.

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But they're not overtly welcoming.

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alienated from the group and make them think i'm a psychopath like no i think he just happened to do those things agreed also i found this particular party that they threw to be so interesting like it looked like maybe the only fun party they've ever thrown i agree with like a dj and like they kicked people out like at one in the morning 11 whereas usually they kick people out it's not even dark yet like they throw the parties just to film usually they have day parties and

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Also, did anybody catch Paige vaping? I did. No, I didn't. She saw the camera, turned her back. And I'm like, oh, I know that hunch. She's totally vaping.

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And it was like, why does this feel so foreign? Like this party being fun.

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Yes. The conversation between Carl and Sierra was so unbelievably painful. And kudos to Sierra. Cause there's really, I don't know. It's never happened to me, but like someone telling you they have a crush on you and like, you don't like them back. Like I imagine that's like a difficult and you don't want to be rude. You don't want to crush them. And he was being like very sweet.

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Right, she's not. I also feel like the Ciara and the Lexi of it all, and I saw clips of Ciara on Watch What Happens Live, like she doesn't like Lexi, like 100%, but like they haven't had any conflict.

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Yeah, we'll get into that. We also have Summer House Recap. Last night's episode was on. Last night.

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Lexi's actually been very like girls girly and supportive by like only being mad at Jesse for all of the things that he did when a lot of them had to do with Ciara and she was kind of like a willing participant in some of the flirting up until recently. I feel like there's such weirdness between them two. They're just like sort of existing in one another's orbits. They don't talk.

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But then on Watch What Happens Live last night, like Sierra hates Lexi, you know?

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Especially if you're not talking to Jesse or Lexi themselves.

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They leave us on like. A cliffhanger. I really hope these two. Don't reconcile. Like. I was getting the vibe. First from this combo. That like. Lexi was open to reconciliation. Like. Jessie's there to reconcile. And I hope she doesn't.

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Yeah. It's almost like everything we've seen up until this point was like Jesse's POV. It's like in a book when they change perspectives. Yeah.

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what was no I've enjoyed every minute and now they're like Lexi's the first one to stand up to a toxic Bravo man it's true it's true because someone else would have just like had the conversation over kept on going with this thousand percent know the fact that she got so mad like in case him out of the room love we just talk about the conversation at the very end with Kyle and Amanda I was like I did anyone else think that was the craziest conversation ever like I thought it was the craziest conversation ever

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Like to just have in the middle of the day. And clearly for the first time with your husband, like I understand you share things on a reality show, but like some things like family building or like private and then like you want to share it. But like it seemed like Kyle for the very first time was hearing that Amanda might not want to have kids.

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Yeah, we can talk about it later.

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Now, of course, this is something you ideally would figure out before you get married because you should be on the same page with your partner. But everyone's allowed to change their minds. And she said she changed her mind a year ago.

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I feel like maybe, but I don't know.

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Oh, we're both in that kind of freaky ass moods this morning. The tizzity toast.

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Yeah, I do feel like the fact that Amanda's been having these feelings for a year and hasn't felt comfortable once opening up to her husband about them might be a testament to, like, him being a bad husband. You know, like, he's not someone you can talk to. I don't know, like, how to diagnose this issue.

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But, like, and I don't know if they're just having this conversation because it's kind of a typical reality TV couple conversation. Like, she had to be, like, Melissa Gorga. Yeah. No, I know, if it's real, that's what I'm saying. It's almost like a trope now with reality TV. It's like a storyline.

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Oh, you want to communicate with me?

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No, remember when Melissa Gorga was thinking of making an embryo? About more kids. It's just sometimes what you do. So I'm saying, if this is actually what's going on in their relationship, it's extremely concerning.

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You know, of course, you don't even though like I can vocalize it with a husband.

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Not the first time being on camera.

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Bruno. Diablo. Hey, Bru. Broody Judy. Hey, broody, broody, broody, broody, broody. Nah. That's what I wanted to tell you.

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I don't know. It depends on what type of relationship you have. And so the fact that it took her a year to sort of muster up the confidence, I think just speaks to their relationship.

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It was crazy. Usually I tune out those conversations. It's like they're married, whatever. These conversations are fake for TV.

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No, but they went to those appointments just to sort of get their ducks in order.

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I thought that they had two. It was made to seem that way because all the other girls were getting pregnant. And I guess maybe we just assumed. But I remember them saying that like. I remember.

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On Summer House, he said that they were not trying.

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When he went to say bye to Paige and Ciara and was like. Enjoy this while you have it. And he was talking about like the show, right? But he was like, you're friends. But he meant like I was, you know, a part of something great once too.

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And they are like, they are a part of like cultural zeitgeist beyond Bravo, which is what Vanderpump Rules became.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, we'll get into it in the recap. Yeah. Aside from that, anything new with you since yesteryear?

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And they are one of the bigger shows on Bravo.

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Right. That was depressing. It was a great episode. They also just filmed the reunion.

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And Sierra like reads Jesse to filth, which that does look interesting.

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I did further investigation into my claim that the redhead said that this book was bad. And it turns out that there are redheads saying that this book is bad. And I do believe that the redheads who are saying that this book is bad are redheads who don't often wean into smut territory. So they're like new here.

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And while maybe they're excited about the smutty parts, they're like the actual book, they have higher expectations, literally.

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I guess I would include, yeah, Tessa Bailey.

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Right, no, I guess it would be Lucy Score. Colleen Hoover, once you get into smut, you realize Colleen Hoover actually does not write smut.

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No, it's kind of like the thing you need if you want your book to be successful.

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Speaking of smut, I'm on the Good Guys podcast today. Both Paige and I, the pregnant good gals, the good wives.

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So we are both pregnant, and I know you know how babies get made, Jackie.

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There you go. There's your connection. There's your connection.

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I know that's like kind of what you guys saw in real time. Me downloading the fact that it's the latter half of the week.

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All it takes is one time to get pregnant. Let me tell you that couldn't be further from the truth. I don't know anyone who only took one time and I forget who was, Oh, I think it was Kristen and Luke on the Valley.

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Like I actually appreciated them talking about, but like, yeah, sex is great, but like not really when you're in season, when you're in heat, like it's not when you're like trying for sport. It's actually one of the worst experiences.

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1,000%, I'm like, Ben, let's do it again, just in case, because Jackie says the mornings are good. And he's like, you're kidding. You're kidding me.

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No, Ben also, like, seriously, I was a big fan of the mornings. I don't know where I heard that it's more effective. Sorry, not a big fan, like, sexually. Big fan, like, for more efficacy. Did you tell me that it was...

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It hasn't been that funny. Don't worry.

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The show can, like, officially start now. I finished The Pit. Okay. Which I enjoyed immensely but was super underwhelmed by the ending and I know what people are going to say. Like I just know. You didn't get it. No. There was nothing to get.

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So the shift just ends and like they're all just depressed obviously because they like you know worked a 14 hour terrible shift where people died. And they all just like go their separate ways to come back again tomorrow. Right. And I know what people are going to say, well, that's what it's really like when you work in an emergency room. No, and I get it.

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Like, that's great that they were accurate, but I'm watching a television show and I was like, so what did I just watch? Like, I didn't understand entertainment wise. Like, I get it. And it's not that I didn't like it because I can't relate to it. I just, and I'm sure if you're working in an emergency room, you probably felt really seen. It's like all this adrenaline, right?

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You're on this high, you're saving lives. People are dying, coming here, coming there. And then you just like go home to your apartment. It's just like, okay.

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I don't know, like drama, like interpersonal drama, something.

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Yeah, no, they're trying to really replicate the whole season. You literally live through a shift in the emergency room. And so the ending is going to end how a normal shift ends. And I was just bored by the end. That's it. I liked everything else about the show.

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No. And then Ben was saying like this particular emergency room is like really understaffed, underfunded, under everything and overwhelmed with people like there's never not 100 people in the waiting room. And most of them are there for like little things, you know, not life threatening. And Ben was like, now I feel bad. Like the last time I went to the emergency room.

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And it was when he cut his thumb off making me dinner. But that's, like, he should go. What, he shouldn't go? No, and she cauterized the shit out of that, and you know he doesn't even have a scar. Damn. And then we were wondering, is she a resident?

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He went to Cornell. I don't know if Cornell is a teaching hospital. I don't know. Yeah, so I'm just kind of like an expert now. That's good. I need to turn a kid at an I.O. in trauma room one ASAP.

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Should we dive into the stories? Yeah, let's do it. It just feels like we're dilly-dallying for the sake of dallying, you know? I wasn't. There was no dallying on my part.

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It's the kind of positive press Justin Timberlake needs.

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Where are you? Theo is a sex slave. Oh, we were talking about this on the Patreon. So yesterday, Jackie and I recorded an episode for Patreon, just doing more pop culture hot takes. And we were talking about AI-generated images on ChatGBT. And I finally figured out somebody, I upgraded my chat GBT. I pay $20 a month now. I should file that as a business expense. Just need to write that down.

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So I was making so many AI generated images last night. And I was saying the first time I wanted to make an AI image that I couldn't figure out how to do was when Theo died. I wanted to make a picture of Theo in heaven. Like tell AI like my cavalier died. He's in heaven. Like can you show me what he looks like?

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And so first thing I did after I paid $19.99 was make it. It was seriously emo. Can you send it to me? Yeah. You want it right now?

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It's really, really cute. You're going to love it. Sent. Did you share a photo of him? Yes, they asked for a photo of the dog. That's the one. Isn't that cute? That's the one thing AI is not great at. It's like replicating faces, you know? Oh. Isn't that a great picture of our sex slave deal? Yeah.

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It's gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna, is gonna be May.

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No. Romeo and someone's basement.

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I know. It's so cute. But I don't want to be depressed every time I open my phone.

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OK. I'll share it on our Instagram.

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You want me to post it right now? But they won't understand because then follow me. You're fucking crazy. Follow me too, bitch. Follow me too.

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Cool, cool, cool. Yeah, for sure.

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He's literally written the book on bad breath. He's the author of the halitosis section on the medical edition. Her boyfriend. In the encyclopedia. And I just want to say, this is not the point of the ad, but every time I read the ad, I'm kind of more and more in love. And I think that it might really behoove me to meet this Dr. Cohen.

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Love that so much. It's May. It really is a beautiful month. It's been so gorgeous. In the city recently, I've been like spending so much time on my balcony. I literally forgot I had one because I didn't use it all winter. Yeah. Ben went to Home Depot, bought a tulip. Don't you have two? I do. Like the other one gets no sun. It has no furniture on it. And we never sit out there.

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The heart wants what it wants. We sound so compatible, me and Dr. Cohen. Not only are we both clearly obsessed with breath and eradicating it, he's using all of his resources, his brain, to fight it. That's amazing. And his company is amazing. He's obviously successful. Why wouldn't I want to marry Dr. Cohen? Claudia Cohen, so cute.

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She's taking on the burden. She takes it all with me. She puts you to shame, yeah.

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No, I loved it. Yeah, I think a lot of what you shared in the special, we feel, and Claudia's pregnant and I have two kids, and when you go through this time of your life of having kids, you realize how magical it is and how incredible and miraculous it is what the female body does. And we talk about it, and I feel like as women our age, we're like, wow, yeah, that was crazy.

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Yeah. To hear it from a man's POV with a comedic take is something we've never heard before. And I'm sure also men felt the same. Do you feel like the response from this has been so different from everything else?

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Yeah, just putting such a positive emphasis on family and child making and rearing.

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A thousand percent. It's different when it's about women in general versus your wife.

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And in that moment, that person thinks that they crushed it.

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And then you're bringing them joy. You're giving them a, no, I knew we were going to get a ticket from two weeks later. Bang, right to your fucking doorstep.

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They also have adorable things for kids. I can get some nice things for my husband. You know, we do this show every day and we want to show up. We want to look nice. We want to wear something new. We want to wear something on trend. And Saks keeps us current. At Saks, I found inspiration for wedding dresses. I have gotten so many amazing wedding guest dresses on Saks.

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I'll sort by their dresses, long dresses, midi dresses, and they just have everything and make it so easy to shop because I know you're busy ladies and you don't have endless amounts of time. So we want to be smart with how we're shopping. We want the pargiest things that are on offer. And we're going to get all of that at Saks.com. So I am doing a little bit of a spring wardrobe refresh now.

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And I am doing that at Saks.com. They make it so easy to shop. They do amazing edits. So like I can just trust their editors who probably have better style than me and just get the cutest new things for the season. So shop Saks.com. Saks.com is your one-stop shop. for clothing, accessories, beautiful things, timeless things, classic things, on-trend things. They really have it all.

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We were just justified. You sound like a naggy, bitch wife, but that's what it takes to be a wife sometimes. Give me an example.

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I feel like if he's cleaning, he's cleaning. Take the win.

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But it is what it is. Yeah, like you're really doing it for you.

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This is why we wanted to ask you, because we do a lot of advice stuff on our show, and we've had a couple confounding ones. Yes, yes, yes. We wanted to get a male opinion, because these are Jackie's.

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That's actually a good reason for avoiding commitment because you're scared that it will be the wrong one.

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And it's easier to get out of something that's not solid. Exactly, right?

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You don't want to see his feet. He actually doesn't have toenails sometimes.

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This is so good for you. It makes you feel better.

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Yeah, that's a really good take. Like, for us, we're just like, all this stuff, like, these aren't deal breakers, this is like...

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You can get icked out about anything. And also an ick doesn't mean you should break up with someone.

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So if you're just like counting all the ways this person is like cringy and embarrassing. That's so mean. That's just you're not going to like them.

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I actually think that. This is actually not me being the naggy bitch wife, but I was wondering if I was wrong in this situation because I was having a disagreement with my husband. We didn't reach an argument.

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When I'm in the car with my husband, and our kids were doing a weekend outing, and if I go into the console to get a piece of gum or hand sanitizer. She's in the passenger seat. I'm in the passenger seat, he's driving, and if I take out the hand sanitizer, I'll use it, and then I put it away, and I shut the console, and he goes, were you gonna offer me some?

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And I'm like, can't you just ask when you see I'm using it if you would like some?

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It's an easy one to get into it, but it's a focus on education, yeah?

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Like that was, it was just a means to an end. She needed to graduate in order to get engaged.

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Can we go to Chanel? No, no, no. It's a little chilly in here. I can't read this book with this AC blasting on my neck.

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Oh, the houndstooth? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, it looks like a keffiyeh. That's really funny.

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So you have a lot of friends. Flagrant, yeah, that's the one.

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Who do we see on the charts? Do you ever see us?

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What if you guys, I feel like you guys are all friends.

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Yeah. Would you ever go back there if things worked out?

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Yeah, no, and we're different. Like, we get why everyone hates us. We're not, like, on the circuit. No, we get it. We're not mad. We don't feel like it's personal. We just feel like we kind of, like, are missing out.

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Like Joe, Theo, Matt, Shane. Tim is nice to us. We love Tim a lot.

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We've been scheduled to a couple times and it just didn't work out. He invites us to stuff, which is really nice. It didn't work out because he canceled twice.

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And we're open and we're so proud of what everyone's doing and we're cheering them on. And we love the community. Like, we really do. We love what we do. We're so inspired by them. Like, seriously, everyone's really funny and they're crushing it and they get amazing guests.

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I know that's what everyone wants us to say. We won't say it because I actually don't think that's the truth.

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I just think, like, you guys all know each other from the past and, like, from the comedy clubs.

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Or just like in the group chat. The big ones are males, you know? Yeah.

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What's her favorite children's book? The one she wrote. Yes, of course, the one that I wrote. But I actually have, like, really strong opinions.

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Yeah, no, it's so good. It's so good. Like, Dr. Seuss could never.

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That was a Kathy Hilton moment right there. It's amazing.

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You're never supposed to say that. No, that's how good. It's the best one.

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Okay, what is the name of it? What is the name of it?

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And it's about, like, a summer camp. And it's about a young girl. So I think Shiloh will really love it.

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Can't stop crying. It's unbelievable. You know what's a piece of shit? Rainbow fish. Oh yeah. Why? Communist manifesto. Have you read it recently? No. It's all about like giving away all of your personal shine and possessions to be like everyone else. And like it was, everybody was so jealous and he had to give them away. Why? In order to be accepted by the group.

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She's not really going to do that when like he's holding the mom. Like, of course, it's not like actually happening. It's a book. You guys, I actually feel like I'm the person you're talking about. Oh, come on.

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I'll reach out to your team. I'll send a copy for Shiloh.

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No, if we actually have something set, we're very professional. But when it's like a social thing.

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Not these days, you know, because I can't be impaired whatsoever when I need to wake up and be a mom. And I can't make my life any harder than it already is by having a migraine or being dehydrated, feeling like shite.

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I have a question for you and then we'll let you go.

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My question for you, because I feel like we're at certain this similar stage in our lives with Claudia, where like, you know, you're having children, you want to be present for them. It's different for women because we have to, like, take time off and do things. But you find that right now, like you're maybe doing less or saying no to more stuff like professionally.

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Like, do you feel like early fatherhood has affected your career?

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Yeah. OK, so it doesn't look that way as an outsider.

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No, when I go to the grocery store, now I take my thermal receipt like this. Have you seen those videos yet?

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Yeah, but most people can't say that, like, when they got pregnant at their job, they got more opportunity.

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Right, but I was just curious, for you in the same industry, mostly.

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And you, fatherhood, who also, like, wants to be home if you feel the same.

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What's the deal? The ink, the heat, the printer that prints a receipt has some thermal hormone disruptors. I don't even know if I want to know this. And I look like an asshole that I don't want to touch what the lady touched. Right, yeah.

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Yeah, it will make you better. That thing that you had to do because you were slipping made you better.

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behind the check and I'm like I just wish I never saw that you don't want to touch with the lady no I'm fine I'm literally touching this disgusting shopping cart right you think you're better it's not about germs but now I'm just like hormone disruptors thanks yeah see this is what we have to go through as parents right and people call us lunatics that don't even have kids and it's like once you have a kid you're a lunatic no and it's like even if one out of the 10 things that they say turn out to be what it is it's worth doing all the other nine things even if it's just for nothing

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Strategic. That's a really good lesson for us, Claudia. Yeah. And everything that we learned today, I feel like we need to...

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We have a lot in common. You're both parents. It's really parenthood that makes you this person. And podcasting. Podcasting just makes you curious.

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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025

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And it makes you have strong opinions about things. It makes you just think about stuff.

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Things are good and working the way they should.

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That's what the gambling companies need to figure out. Thousand percent. If they can figure out how women can gamble on Real Housewives, it would be over. Or like The Bachelor.

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The Bachelor. I think they do that. They do like March Madness for The Bachelor. You have a bracket.

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Just kidding. I literally don't even have an opinion. See how it starts? Strong opinions loosely held. I actually don't even have an opinion on that. I can give two shits if it's scripted.

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I just like how naughty you thought you were being. Yes, you did.

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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025

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It was just like, you know, that's what people say. That's what the haters say.

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Yes, congratulations by the way. Thank you so much. Do you know boy or girl?

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I would never, but she told us how much she's netted so far. That's different than saying the overall weight.

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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025

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That's just on the internet, actually. People don't say that. They just say we're trying.

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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025

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And to be clear... Because I did. You listened to what we said about you at the toast, so we don't have to catch you up, but I was accusing you of being a Jew. And you know what? You're also a big friend to the Jews.

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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025

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Yeah, no, it's really refreshing to see. I've seen you on a lot of podcasts recently. The Jews are always a topic of combo. And you've been a really good friend and ally. I want to say thanks.

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The Roast of Justin Baldoni (& Flaa)

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Good morning millennials because it's morning right now. We're dropping this right after we record it and weirdly even though we're having like a day of leisure we are recording at the exact time that we record the regular show.

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Think about all the other things we're probably right about then.

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to i wasn't even like waiting for this i was like you know we said our piece it's they said we said and blake's reputation was definitely tarnished in the public eye now for me if anything it made me like like her i didn't have an opinion about her before but i was like damn this girl's really going through it she's a mom of four she just had a baby she's like working so hard and now i have like even more respect for her because she like had to deal with all this shit yeah i never even particularly like stand like i yeah and also sometimes like cancellation maketh man

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It really hones you as a human being. It does. For better or for worse. For better or for worse. Because when someone's so beloved all the time, that's nice for them. It's not super interesting.

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Yeah. And now you got something to say. I want to hear. I'm listening.

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So how was Turdy's staycation?

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Yeah. That's really nice.

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I did not have a relaxing week, but I had an extremely productive and fulfilling week because I spent the week getting ready for Turdy's arrival. And as you saw, if you didn't watch the Patreon yet, like go watch it, even though it seems like a lot of you have watched it and you're really loving it.

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And I'm so glad because I put my heart and soul not only into the project, which I think everyone could feel, but I put my heart and soul into that vlog. And now we're in 15 minutes and you also like get nervous. Like that's a lot.

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Get Michael in here. Brody, come to your mother. We've separated them.

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I also put my heart and soul into the vlog. An hour and 15 is a lot of jacks. And I was really worried how it would be received. And I'm so glad that people are really loving the entirety of it. So thank you guys so much.

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I understood you don't like the confessionals of the behind the scenes drama.

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And also because you saw what the room looked like. A lot of the stuff in the beginning, like you don't have the suspense of like, it seemed like I wasn't doing much. I was getting a wardrobe from Ikea and maybe a fire pit for my backyard and a mirror for my room. And I'll take you guys along. What it turned into.

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The Roast of Justin Baldoni (& Flaa)

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So much more than that. It's really like a story being told. Yeah.

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I am a storyteller. When will you guys get that? Like I live for content.

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I live for content creation. Someone said my vlog was giving Molly Mae and let me just tell you like I dined off that for days.

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Oh my, a comfort creator. I love that. Yeah. I'm not like, you know, pussy popping on the dance floor.

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And like, there are some funny moments, but it's not even comedy. Like it's comfort creation. That's kind of your thing. Oh my God. I love when there's a word for what I, what I'm thinking.

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Um, no, I guess not. Let's get into it.

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You were in my house because you were telling all of us.

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You were getting sun, yeah.

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Yeah, something about like in discovery when she was like suing them, like you have to hand over evidence, but also Melissa- Jennifer, the other one, because a lot of people said, because if you look at it, it looks like it's coming from her phone.

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One of them works for Jonestown PR or whatever. Okay. And she has since, since all this happened, she was fired because I think she went to start her own shop and the owner of that PR company like fired her, took her phone on the way out. This is what I read. Oh. And then happily gave it over because so she can, you know, ruin her new biz.

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We were so much so that when I was reading everything that's since come to light, which we will get into late in a bit, we have to catch up with like ourselves, yourselves so much so that I was reading it. I was like, damn, were these publicists frustrated by the toast that we would not budge. We could not be turfed and we could not be manipulated. They must be sick of us.

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never even heard of I think what was also confusing is like Justin Baldoni is nobody in this world how does he have enough money to like put Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds out of business but it's the backer of Wayfarer Studios because this her Blake Lively's initial sexual harassment complaint against HR like would have really damaged the studio that he works with and he has a lot of no Justin his studio he is Wayfarer Studios but

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he has a partner jamie and this guy jamie who's also named in the suit for doing really fucking weird things like showing naked videos of his wife to blake lively on his phone so it's those people who are backing wayfarer studios who are paying for this because like i said like justin baldoni he's not richie rich right he's not made of money money bags baldoni that he could spend more money than them yeah and i don't even think blake first of all

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I think a lot of people didn't know that until recently. And now it does make sense.

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There are so many like random tweets by random people that go super viral. It kind of even reminded me of the holding space. Who the fuck was that person?

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Happy for him. But that was only positive. No, a studio could do that to create a moment for themselves. Like it could happen in a positive way or a negative way. The thing is like negativity catches fire so much faster.

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Um, but there are a lot of people with like these, you know, quote tweets, block tweets with hate, hateful opinions that go super viral. And now you have to like question everything.

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I think like, you know, as big pop culture fans. If someone said to me like, this is what they do in Hollywood. They have these bot farms and they make these fake accounts and then they all go viral. I'm like that, that doesn't happen. Like that's conspiracy.

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There's so many things to say, and we're going to get into it later in the show.

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For the rest of this pargylicious episode, head over to patreon.com slash the toast. We are going in on the Justin, Blake, and flaw of it all, of course the flaw of it all, and talking about this entire saga from start to finish while never forgetting to say that we were right.

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This is such a fun pop culture episode because we also do a little bit of rapid fire pop culture at the end of the episode talking about all the other things that have happened since we've been off. So it's a really great pop culture catch up. And if you're missing your girlies, head over to the Patreon because we are missing you and we have so much fun content over at our Patreon this month.

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really great vlogs from this month, but also if you join our Patreon today, you will get access to every episode we've ever done for Patreon. So that's over 400 episodes of content. You will no longer have to miss us so dearly until we return in the new year. And Patreon, if you've never used it, it's a fab app and website.

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If you don't want to download an app, just head over to the website, patreon.com slash the toast. You make a login, two seconds, boom, yada in, and you have access to all of this content that we have been doing for years. And it's really pargy stuff, a lot of personal stuff, family stuff, vlogs, really fun, fun times with the fam. And friends, there's friends too. There's Dana, there's Abe.

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Everyone's popped into the Patreon page. At some point in the last seven years. So it's seven years worth of content. And it's really a grand old time. So if you're looking for a little something today. Head over to Patreon. And we will be back soon. We love ya. And we miss ya. Bye.

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No, we're classic Jackson Claude going against the grain.

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Stagecoach, Draft Day and Bill Belichick's Hole: Monday, April 28th, 2025

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So you can really feel good knowing you're going into your purchase like Blue Nile is really reputable. You can talk to their associates like you can feel really well versed, feel like you're making the right choice. But of course, they offer 30 day returns and diamond price match guarantees in case you feel like, you know, it wasn't the right move for you. So I like that they take it so seriously.

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Yeah. At this point, I'm doing these like Eastern things simply so I have something to talk about on the toast because I don't get out of bed these days. Like it's it's really hard to like come up with fodder when you don't do anything.

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So if you're not earning points on rent, my question is, why not? Start earning points on rent today. It's rent you're already paying. It's free to join when you go to joinbuilt.com slash toast. That's J-O-I-N-B-I-L-T dot com slash toast. Not to be obnoxious, but I've kind of been a Built Rewards member, like... I want to say for like three, four years. It's one of the best things I ever did.

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And every time I tell someone about it, they can't believe it. So make sure to use that link. Joinbuilt.com slash toast. They'll know that we sent you and you can start earning points on your rent payments today. J-O-I-N-B-I-L-T dot com slash toast.

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So, yeah, I was like feeling really good about not going on Friday. Like I was talking to Margo and I was like, obviously, I want to see Luke because he's the headliner. But all the others, I'm like, jelly roll, like I'll be OK.

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He was definitely jealous when she came in. Like I had never met her before. She had this amazing, like nurturing energy. Like I immediately liked her. And so the session included lots of, we burned moxibustion. We did stretches and lots of massages. Like it was one of the best massages I'd ever gotten. And then afterwards she did some of like my physical therapy stretches with me.

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I actually don't hate jelly roll. I actually at all. Well, have you listened to his new song with Shibuzy? Of course.

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amen it's so good i don't hate jelly roll i don't think he's the elk of a headliner for stagecoach but i think he brought the elk okay so i had a complete change of heart like i was brought it i was definitely a doubter but all in all i felt like the head the headliners and just the overall lineup was a little underwhelming so i'm like all right this is a year that i can't go and i'm kind of like slay like works for me who's the headliner the first night

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Yep. So Zach Bryan, Jelly Roll, and Luke Combs. I don't listen to Zach Bryan. I like a lot of Jelly Roll songs. I don't know a lot of them. And I thought he definitely was not the elk of a headliner. And then Luke, I love and would die for. But I did see him in July. I see him all the time. Like, I'll survive, you know? So you thought...

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so I thought and then I started watching Margot Ashtray our sister's stories she is such a good concert goer she gets such good footage and I felt sick with each day that passed like first of all I did not realize that Mumford and Sons were performing at stagecoach I did not realize the Goo Goo Dolls were performing at stagecoach like kill me um and I just didn't realize like

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I don't remember when Stagecoach, the headliners became like a festival within a festival. It used to be like every time I went, like maybe like I remember Shania Twain brought out Nick Jonas. We thought it was so weird. But guests weren't really like a requirement. And now I guess like you have to bring out a million people.

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So when I saw Jelly Roll bringing out. Zach Bryan didn't really bring out a ton of guests. He brought out one girl to sing the Kacey Musgraves part of that song. Yeah. But when Jelly Roll brought out so many people, he brought out Alex Warren. He brought out Shaboosie. He brought out... Lana Del Rey. Mega Machine Gun Kelly. Yep. And... Like every collab that he had.

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Yes. Christian Singer. So I was like, you know, that makes sense. And you know what? I felt like I was wrong about him not being a headliner because I think he... I thought his show looked amazing. All these guests. I'm like, you know what? Good for you. You have to acknowledge. I feel like he needed that support just in terms of him having a smaller discography.

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Stagecoach, Draft Day and Bill Belichick's Hole: Monday, April 28th, 2025

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But then Luke brought out a million people. Garth Brooks, Bailey Zimmerman. Good Charlotte.

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Stagecoach, Draft Day and Bill Belichick's Hole: Monday, April 28th, 2025

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When did guests become like a prerequisite? I'm not mad at all. I like it.

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It's a pretty long session. And let me tell you, I'm feeling amazing. I don't know. I don't know if it worked. Like it probably didn't like whatever, but,

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Yeah, no, I agree. I have no problem with it. And it's so less serious. Like country people aren't like egotistical. Like I'm sure some of them are, but like there's, it's not, it's not as like, Hey, look at me and only me. They just want to put on the best possible show for the fans who showed up. And sometimes that means calling up Bailey Zimmerman.

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No, would you say that now it's, like, official that Shaboosie is not a one-hit wonder? When you have a song that big, it's hard.

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So I actually think you're not a fair person to ask because you sit down and listen to Shibuzy's deluxe album. I think I'm a fair person. I actually really like Shibuzy, but I don't actively seek out his music. And now I know three songs of his. Good News, which is so good. Amen. And then the bar song. So I would say he's not a one hit wonder.

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It looked really fun. I wanted to be a hater because I'm jealous and disgusting like that. But it looked amazing and I'm happy for everyone who went. I hope you had the most amazing time.

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Stagecoach, Draft Day and Bill Belichick's Hole: Monday, April 28th, 2025

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Like not to be obnoxious, but like I'm kind of a friend of Luke. I've seen Luke like I actually couldn't even count how many times.

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Stagecoach, Draft Day and Bill Belichick's Hole: Monday, April 28th, 2025

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Yeah, for like $10 million. Maybe I get a friends and family discount, but it would still be pricey.

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But having said that, like I've seen Luke perform probably like 10 or 15 times. So if I went to stagecoach, I'd be okay.

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I love Yiska. That was her name. She like seriously changed my life. She doesn't come into the city much. I was so lucky to get an appointment. I don't think I'll be able to see her again.

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Stagecoach, Draft Day and Bill Belichick's Hole: Monday, April 28th, 2025

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OK, wait. No, it wasn't news to me. I think I shared on the toast. What? I forget. I got like such a juicy piece of gossip a little while ago. And I said someone I forget who it was, but it was someone really reputable told me that Lana Del Rey and Morgan Wallen were dating. And I said it on the show and like it never came to life.

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If I ever find myself in a position, I won't do it.

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But I do feel like her presence there changed a little bit, like, the elk of who went. Like, I saw a lot of people who went for her who, like, aren't into country. I feel like it uncountrified the festival a little bit.

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No, and Diplo, when he started his foray into country, he was really well-researched.

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No, I think he's going to steal my healer. Like he was, I could tell he was really vibing with her.

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I know, and it's kind of not working. She performed on SNL. And again, I don't seek out Lizzo music, but I find it a test if a song or an artist is successful. If I'm familiar with the hook from TikTok or from walking through the grocery store. And I don't even know what the song is called. I don't know what it sounds like. She has a new song you're saying. Yeah, she performed on SNL. Got it.

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If you're not watching on YouTube, you guys, you are really missing out.

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I know. And it's just human nature. Like, there's no rhyme or reason for why someone's scandal sticks and someone's doesn't, right?

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So he was seen making out with a woman who like TMZ was somehow able to identify like someone who was on a TV show once five years ago.

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Yeah, well, I meant more like I'm suspicious. Like the way everybody had a referendum on how Mauricio's Mykonos paparazzi picture made it to the internet. I feel that way about P.K. Kemsley, who does not get followed by paparazzi. And if he did, it wouldn't be at this particular random time. It would have been like right after the separation. They happen to know this woman, like her name.

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Like it's all too convenient. It's a dark alley. Like, I don't know.

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Yeah, but it's not like Sushi Park, you know? It's not like a classic spot. Craig's, right.

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Well, it does kind of align with what Dorit was saying at the reunion, which is that, like, she... would like to make it work. She doesn't think he will. And this sort of aligns with that narrative, right? Like he's moved on. It's over.

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But I feel great. So that's my toxically positive. Don't expect this type of energy from me all week. It comes and it goes. But I have to acknowledge that today I'm feeling toxically positive.

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Kyle had a full blown relationship in the public eye for a year. Like it's different.

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A road to divorce. I think that's like Jackson, Brittany, right? They had like very specific rules. They could see other people. I don't know what the more popular way to do things is, but I think the concept of getting separated. Well, I guess everybody separates for different reasons, right? If you're separating because you legally have to before you get divorced, like sure, go see other people.

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Like we've already made our decision. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But a lot of people like Tom and Lynette in Desperate Housewives, spoiler alert, when they get separated, it was to- With the intention to get back together. Right, it was like to reset to like, and he goes and has this full blown relationship. Like it's so fucked up. You're right. Like you really need to be clear on the rules of separation.

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Yeah, they worry me because obviously divorce is sad.

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To split, yeah. And I think that even for really financially healthy people, divorce can be so damaging financially. And there has been a lot said about these two's finances for quite some time. Now I'm not gonna make any grand statements, but we all know. And I do worry about the legal fees, the splitting of the assets, the, what do you hire a? What's it called?

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Correct. Like, I have a pit about this for all of them. Like, she wants her legal fees paid. Good luck. Get in line. Okay?

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I know. But the concept that we'd see like a single Dorit, her and Erica hitting the town, not upset. Yeah.

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It's a good question because I have found them to be enormously helpful. Now, I don't have the issues that I have while I'm not pregnant.

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Yeah. And I have questions and I hope that the, the referendum they had this season on Mauricio's legit, the logistics behind his paparazzi picture. I would like the same attention be paid to this because PK is not Mauricio.

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No, I disagree. Because the way I perceived the Mauricio pictures was that they were like taken by a random person. Mauricio's like really famous, you know?

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When I saw the photo, I had two major thoughts. One, I did think, where is Emeril? Like, it's all the guys. You really did? Yeah, of course. Like, even though he's new and irrelevant, like, did they leave him out? Like, that's just rude.

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I definitely have issues. I think I would definitely be open to acupuncture, although I find the actual sessions of acupuncture mind-numbing. I know the whole point is to unplug and relax. And every session, I'm like, how long can I go? I've never made it a whole session without my phone. Sorry. And I have AirPods in. When I'm doing really well, I get to like 40, 45 minutes.

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Well, so, I would have thought he's a full-time cast member. And he's, like, not. No, I know, but he is.

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And so the windup is that he didn't sit for the whole reunion. He left hours before. So it makes sense that they were all just grabbing beers. He wasn't going to be there because he left hours before. But my kind of bigger... thought when I had this, when I saw this photo was like, yes, where's Emeril? But also like, this is crazy.

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Andy has made it like a real sticking point to always maintain a level of professionalism and like no friendships. That's why like the Carol Radswell thing was really complicated because he was friends with Carol before she became a castmate. But he has to treat all the women equally and he's always made it a thing. He talks about it a lot in his book. Like,

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this sort of professional line that he tries to tow mostly with the housewives. And it's always been like, you know, a little gray area with the guys. He definitely like loves like the young Southern charm guys. And, and this is when I saw this picture, I was like, this would never happen at any other, like with the housewives reunion. Oh, let's all the Roni go out. Never.

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Especially because I've read Andy's books, and I know that that's something he took or takes really seriously, and it's a way that it works, you know? You can't be friends with everyone, especially that lawsuit with Liam McSweeney.

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Agreed. Did they talk about the English school just in this last recent episode? Yeah.

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I think that's what he meant to. But he got it on the show. He got it on the show.

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Agreed that the method to promote the English speaking school of being like a brothel is not... One I would have taken, but I guess we are talking about him. I never thought he was going to come back after this.

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I never, but you know what? He, he's like one of the classic examples of like this particular show's real inability to cast men. And that's why Jesse and Wes were such great additions. You know, it really makes you realize, think about all the, I can't even tell you their names. Like over the last, they have added one freaky guy.

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and working out and they contribute nothing to the group dynamic that's like emerald but about sex right but there was that guy alex like they have these freaky guys so you know what he really puts into perspective how fab jesse and wes have been as additions to the show because there was like six years in a row where they could not cast one decent guy and then they did they had andrea and then he like didn't even want to be on the show anymore because he was like too handsome and in love with that girl

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And then I'm like, oh my God, we still have 20 minutes left. I have to scroll TikTok. Like it's just insufferable. So I find it annoying, but I like the results.

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Well, Emeril, it was really nice getting to know you. I do want to say I did recently speak with someone whom Emeril was their broker for their apartment. He's like a rental broker in the city. As did I. Yes, yes, it's someone we both know.

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I'm sure he has a lot of clients, but I'm going to bet that it was the same person.

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She said it was a fabulous experience. Okay, great.

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I don't know if it worked out with a particular apartment.

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Right. And so she sent me the picture. She snuck a photo. And I'm like, I didn't know he was a broker. So I'm like, where did you run into him? Whereas if they had done a little, if they had shared.

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things to have like happened on summer house it's so mysterious it's actually so funny but to be honest like when he got called out for being like a whore and like abusing the house and not connecting with everyone and he said that he refuses to live you know in darkness and in fear he's gonna live out loud because he was undocumented like that was actually one of the best responses anyone could have given like what are you gonna say to that

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I feel like you would like acupuncture because you're like good with being alone with oneself.

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It's like, no, you're right. Like, live your truth. You were undocumented and now you're not. Get after it. It was such a creative answer. I almost have to respect him and give him another season.

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Because I would have loved to see their reaction.

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No. No. You would have said, you know what? I hope he says it at the reunion. Me too. It's one of those things that you say it's like a conversation ender. Like what can you say to that? Like nothing. Okay, so go.

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It's a conversation ender like the price of eggs.

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Okay, let's put on our sports caps, our helmets.

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So when I was at lunch yesterday, literally the table next to me was talking about this. Everyone's talking about it. Can you give like a little bit of background?

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So I'm feeling good. I'm feeling good. How was your weekend?

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Well, the thing is, this is different, but it reminds me a lot of Josh Allen, who was like number one, number one, number one. And then he had a tweet with an old song lyric and a bad word in it. And he ended up getting chosen way later and got a lesser whatever. But... It worked out quite swimmingly. Like the cream rises.

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Yeah. But, you know, some lessons do need to be learned the hard way. So while like it sucks, he maybe didn't get like the pick that he wanted. Hopefully, if this is what actually happened, right, that he was just kind of being like diva-ish and, you know, you're supposed to be really humble like when you're a rookie.

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It's a good lesson to learn if you can receive it and sort of turn the beat around. I feel like Travis had a situation like this, right? When he was playing college football, he almost got kicked off the team. Jason really had to step up for him because he was being like, you know, when you're a college football player, you're like a big man on campus and the whole world is your school, right?

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Do you feel, right, but also as a famous, not only author, but podcaster regarding books, when you walk into a Barnes & Noble, I imagine it's how I feel when I walk into a kosher restaurant. You're like, oh, these are my people.

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So you're the most popular guy. You can get whatever you want. And then you have to transition to the NFL where you're literally a nobody. Nobody cares that you were popular in college.

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You have to really humble yourself and it's a much bigger stage. And I think some people struggle with that. And I think Travis had a little bit of like drama too.

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And I think the NFL could actually be doing more to make up for what happened to Manti Teo.

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Even though I think that players don't put a lot of pressure. Obviously, it's cool to be, like, the number one, whatever. But... Look at Brock Purdy. The dead last Mr. Irrelevant is now, he went to the Super Bowl. He is a quarterback for a huge franchise.

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So this is like a trend in sports with like fathers being really involved in their sons. Fathers who are also players. Like it's happening with LeBron. Yeah. Also LeVar Ball, like the Ball family. It was like a, Ben tried to explain it to me once. Like the dad, like the son's really talented. Like, but you can only be so talented. Nobody wants to deal with like your family antics.

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They don't want that, Jackie. They have a 300-person coaching staff. It's true. Get your dad the fuck out of here. I don't care who your dad is.

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that's so mean i want to say i'm surprised it doesn't happen more because now that i think about it like there should be like a designated landline like that only like one number can call what's stopping anyone from like your friends from prank calling you you know like you're picking up on your personal cell phone when you get drafted yeah or is it like your agents uh well no your personal cell phone they call you and they're like right it's you like draft day

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And so how do you stop, like, other people from calling you? Like, I'm surprised.

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I'm really sad. Like, the phone call, the prank call is not cool.

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He's an asshole. And not only that, if I was his father, I'd give him such a smack across the face. Like, to make the dad look bad, put the dad's professional, like, job at stake. What a little shit.

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It's that time of year. You can step outside and say, oh, it's time to watch Draft Day. I think it's time to watch Draft Day. Winds in the east. Chill coming in. Time to watch Draft Day.

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Everything you needed to know about Draft Day, you already learned. There's nothing left for you to learn.

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No, I know. But like the level, that's like Colleen Hoover. It's like you get so rich. Like you have a bookstore as a passion project. Like who cares if it loses money? She has a really cute bookstore that's like, you know, idyllic with like the big chairs and coffee shop.

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It's insane when somebody, this happens a lot, like actually it doesn't happen a lot, when somebody's so prestigious, somebody's so like, you know, glorified becomes like a joke, you know?

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No, this one gets, is getting a lot of attention, but it's also probably one of the largest age gaps. It's 50 years.

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And he looked, by the way, he looked disgusting. Did you think it was weird?

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Yes, the feelings and the thoughts that I might have had on these two is completely different now. One, due to the hole, obviously. But two, that's the biggest thing. No, it's not. My biggest takeaway was like, you see someone who's 50 years older, who is wealthy and famous, and you realize it's... It's gross, but it's also a fucked up relationship. The power imbalance of it all.

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Meanwhile, we got a glimpse into their relationship. She's running things. He's never looked worse. She is so scary. She's not being groomed by anyone. She's grooming him. She's taking advantage of him. Yes, she has. It's elder abuse. She has balls of steel the way she just chimed in. Like, who the fuck does she think she is sitting in on the CBS interview, period?

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Let alone being like, not saying that. We're not talking about this.

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Yep. We all might have at one point been worried about this young girl. After what I've seen, I am worried about this old man. Yep. It's giving elder abuse. 1,000%. She is like, she's like a Ford built tough. Everything I was seeing of her, I was like, oh my, who the fuck is this girl? I just thought she was like a quiet 27 year old.

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And you know, it makes you sad when you see them like, you know, with an old man, she obviously is like getting taken for a ride, whatever. I'm like, oh no, this is not at all what I thought it was.

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There's going to be a documentary about what these two are doing.

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Yeah. It's a classic case. It's a classic case of, like, Jen Shah, right? Why can't we even know how they met? Yeah. This whole thing is so... The clip is chilling.

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No, I fear... it's kind of like a Brittany Murphy situation, right? Where like her, it's alleged that her husband at the time was like really controlling and she ended up like malnourished and her career went in the, like, that's what it is. He looked terrible. Yeah. He looked sick.

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And I know he's in his seventies, but like when he was on the field, he was on, you know, coaching football games, running around outside a couple of years ago. Like he's really deteriorated.

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No, she's definitely a scary woman. I'm afraid of her. Officially. Officially. Whereas this whole time I was like, oh, you know, she's like the victim here.

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Right. No, and she's just like a dumb girl who's getting carried away. This is something she'll regret one day. No. He'll regret it. She is in the will, 1,000%, and slowly poisoning him in his food. He will be dead within the year.

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agreed and she's also new to this whole scene so she doesn't realize like we could hear you and you know cbs is gonna keep that in she thought it was gonna be like 100 cut yeah not today girly no hilarious p i'm gonna seriously pray for bell yeah that's our show tis anything else you want to chat about

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Jackie, it sounds like you could DIY it yourself. Like just head over to the local bookstore, start collecting, print a little piece of paper. They have book tables everywhere. So just cover the table side and put your redheads books.

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Guys, that's our show. Thank you so much for listening to The Toast, the millennial morning show where we deliver the fast-paced stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching us on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up. We're also available as a podcast anywhere podcasts can be found.

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So it's Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Radio, iHeartRadio, CastBox, all the places where we listen to podcasts. Vanessa Toast leave a five-star review about how beautiful, about how stunning, and about how wickedly talented we are.

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Yeah, they're a little big for their britches, especially since Borders went out.

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It's hard to imagine how terrible things would soon become.

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No, sorry. I saw it in our Patreon Facebook group. People being like, any redheads reading this book? It sucks.

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Lucy's score loves to write long smut books and that's just not the vibe.

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We're not reading smut because we're looking for like an anthology.

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Yeah. But if I'm reading a 500 page book like that, I can brag about it ain't going to be smut. It's going to be Demon Copperhead, which I don't know if I've mentioned this year. I did read.

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That's a good question. I had a totally similar weekend in the sense that I really did nothing and I would have nothing to share except I started a show. And I started a show that me and Ben are so obsessed with and we've been in a real rut. We started Nip Tuck, we didn't like it. I mean, I liked it, Ben didn't. We started Friday Night Lights, Ben was kind of not into it.

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We couldn't get a show and then we started The Pit. Have you heard about The Pit?

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Okay, so what's funny is that right after our conversation on Friday is when me and Ben decided to start watching The Pit. The Pit is a medical show.

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And so I was posting about it on TikTok. I'm sure you didn't see. And everybody was like, not you watching a medical show. That's not Royal Pains.

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No, I'm by the way, we're on the same page today.

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And everyone's talking about it. So part of me was like watching it because I wanted to be relevant and cool. Like, yeah, I'm pregnant, but I'm still relevant. Like I still know what's going on. And then I just really started to enjoy it. So it's about, it's like, it covers like a 12 hour shift in an emergency room. And it's just 12 episodes and every episode is an hour, you know?

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So you're like experiencing the whole shift with them. And it's a teaching hospital. So like- So it's just one shift. Yes. And so obviously that doesn't sound enticing, but like all the patients end up like being connected, you know? It's really good. And it's a teaching hospital. And it kind of got me thinking. So a teaching hospital, I don't know if you know what that is, where residents go.

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In order to become a doctor, you have to be a student, right? And it got me thinking. I don't go to the hospital a lot.

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Yeah. And so I think I've shared this story once in high school. I did have an experience with a resident.

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I had, like, an issue. Like, I don't really want to get into my medical history, but, like, it was pretty in a personal area. I think I know what it was.

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And I had to have, like, a little procedure, and I had to go to, like, the special doctor at a special hospital. And they were like, we have our residents. Do you mind if they observe? And, like, I actually really did bind, but I was in, like, no position to bargain. I really needed... I was just like, yeah, sure, whatever.

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And there was just a lot of, like, young, strapping men watching this personal procedure. So... I'm not entirely comfortable with it, but in this particular show, there's one doctor who supervises the entire shift and everyone else is a resident. Now, I guess when you become a resident, I think in your year two, you officially become a doctor. So they call you Dr. Whitaker or whatever.

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Actually, Whitaker's not a doctor. He's a first year. I don't know, and I'm surprised like more people, because they treat like a million people every episode, more people aren't like, you're not a doctor?

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Yeah, there is like a supervising doctor, but he's not supervising everything. No, and he has a lot of trust in those residents. Yes, I mean, that's kind of the core of the show, Dr. Robbie. Oh, and I did find out the thing that made me want to watch the show, it takes place in Pittsburgh. That's why it's called The Pit.

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And the doctor who's like the main character, the official doctor, Dr. Robbie, his name is actually Dr. Rabinovich. He's a Jew. And he's actually named for a doctor who passed away in the Squirrel Hill shooting. Wow. Dr. Jeremy Rabinovich. So I liked that. I saw like a meme. I think Tink shared it. And then I was like, you know what, I'll watch his show. Sure. And it's good.

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Oh my God, I'm loving it. It's extremely graphic. Like very medically graphic. But they do too much.

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Yeah, I'm going to be toxically positive too. I saw Healer last night. Like really, I don't even know what the best word to call this wonderful woman who came into my life, into my apartment, and gave me the rubdown of a lifetime. Now, it was... It wasn't a massage. She is a doula. She is an herbalist. She's a masseuse. So it was like a breach session.

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Yeah, the thing is, is that the baby looked so fake that I wasn't even freaked out by it. People were like, don't watch season seven. It was so fake. I'm like, I could watch this with my eyes completely open. I'm totally fine. But the show is really yucky. It's like not my favorite part.

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I like it, but I don't think you will like it because of the yuckiness.

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Olivia, oh, that's what it's called. Is she related to Ralph Nader?

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Jon Hamm show Olivia Munn is in. That's why she was doing promo talking shit about the astronauts.

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Yeah, me and Ben watched the trailer in our request for a good show. I wasn't taken by it.

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Yeah, honestly, I would watch that. I don't know how I could sell it to Ben. I just have to be like, listen, you have to go in blind. Just go.

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Yeah, but I saw on TikTok, like they, I don't want to spoil it, but I saw like a little bit of a spoiler.

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Yeah, no, no, no, but what they did in the show.

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Like they make it seem like, like they tell it from two different perspectives. So it's like, obviously this little girl's a grown woman. She's so scary and whatever. And then they tell it from the girl's perspective and it's like, she's the victim. And that's how they end it. So it's like, you don't know whose perspective to believe.

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And another show everyone's talking about, and by everyone I mean me, is the new and final season of the hit Netflix show You was released over the weekend. And I do think people care, but the reason why I care, I told you this, right?

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No, and normally I wouldn't talk about You twice in the span of four days, but they're talking about me on You. It's true, it's true. Okay, thank you to the toaster who DMed me. There's a episode in the new season where there's like an Instagram live. So they show the Instagram live on the screen.

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And you know, an Instagram live, like you see the person, you see how many viewers there are, you see comments coming in. And literally there's a comment from girl with no job.

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It's so me. Like, is this play about us? So who works for you? Like, show yourself. You're a toaster. Like, show yourself.

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One of the OGs. You were going to say the greats. Go back.

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Right. They just want it to be historically accurate. Right. That was really crazy. Where's my check?

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It will. Oh, wait, what did we place a bet on? A thousand dollars?

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Lots going on. I have noticed. Did you also see Travis Kelsey playing golf with Justin Timberlake?

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I think if I've gotten to the point of Reiki, it's time to give up. Honestly.

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I'm just triple checking. Ryan Reynolds, no, but he's Van City.

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Okay, so he doesn't follow him, but Jerry's out on whether he followed him before, although I'll trust TMZ. Wait, that's like really crazy. And yes, there was, I think some sort of golf tournament. So it was Jason Trav and JT. I don't know who the fourth was. And they like made a lot of TikToks and I saw a lot of videos of them, like people taking footage. It was very exciting.

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Although I'm not obsessed with that friendship. I can't lie.

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I could also see Taylor being a big Justin Timberlake fan.

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Yes, and I told Dr. Fox that Lauren Bostic said that Reiki flipped her baby, and he said, that's amazing. Her baby was probably going to flip anyway.

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The things that I don't like about his personality, I feel like she would like.

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We are Tilly Tallying, and there is a little bit of business to attend to. Should we?

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You know what it feels like? It feels like if you ask AI, like write me a script for a movie that will win all of the Oscars and then they start checking off all of these buckets that the Oscars care about.

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It's a narrative we wish to be excluded from one in which we never asked to be a part of.

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What was Ben's reaction when Selena Gomez says that line?

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That's because no one's seen it.

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And it's covered by pet insurance because Brewey is feeling very at peace knowing that there is now space for him on. It's really a couch. Like we have these big sofa chairs that can fit. We could share one sometime, Turtle Lou, if you want to get cozy.

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Damn. Well, that's really awkward. No, it wasn't. It kind of felt good. Okay. Well, I read this weekend, finally. Oh, I saw your story. So I read The Goddess of Warsaw, which is like a historical fiction book that I actually wish I picked it for the redheads. And oh my gosh, I posted like that. I loved it so much. I just like had a couple notes and the author DM me.

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She's like, what are your notes?

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oh my god that's seriously the worst part of being as successful as we are especially in the literary space like roasting a book on your stories sometimes you'll like really hate it her message was really nice and the thing is I didn't roast the book at all like I said I loved it highly recommend I had a couple notes and by notes I meant like thoughts but like of course I have a couple thoughts I just read a whole book about the holocaust

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my and it's also like you have notes who the fuck do you think you are so she was like what are your notes i would love to answer some questions i was like no i just meant like my note is that i loved the historic it was like historical and then also modern day and the historical piece so it's actually about the warsaw ghetto uprising in poland which i learned about like back in the day but i i needed a refresher because it's such a it's such a crazy story it's like tragic but it's also like masada these just like heroic tragic stories um

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it's you're choosing not like if you die, but how you die and with dignity. Um, so I loved when like that part of the book and then eventually that part ends and then we go into the future. And I just really enjoyed that part more. So that was like my note. And, um, I was like, no, I just like love that. And I just wish there was more of that.

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Um, but the book was amazing and I do wish that I chose it for the redheads, but. you should still read it if you are interested. And also today's Holocaust Remembrance Day. So a great way to celebrate.

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brought in your knowledge there are so many stories so many tragic stories and also what I liked about this book is that it was a historical fictional take but it brought in a lot of like true things that happened and I learned so many like just remember when you were reading that story I think Sophie's Choice and you like learned about like things that happened that you didn't know just like small moments or people um there was a lot of that just characters and events that

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But now Bruno can be here comfortably and he's literally been sleeping comfortably. next to me, like the entire hour that we've been getting ready for the show. And I feel like we needed to bring back the do-to-do spirit, the spirit of the do.

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that I didn't know about that she brought like true things into it so I learned a lot about that time that way and it if you do want to learn like historical fiction it makes the reading like easy it's not like you're reading a big non-fiction history book but you get a lot out of it yeah so it was actually the perfect thing because I just had said I wanted to read things with more heft

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And it was definitely hefty.

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No, I think that we should wait. So it's a nice, big, exciting reveal. And I'm very excited about that. Gotta get on the studio, do my vocal warmups.

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How are you feeling about all the change? Pulse check. Cause I know you're not like a change friendly sort of gal person.

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Yeah. But evolution evolve or die, evolve or die. So that's, that's what brings us to today.

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Big football news. We'll do football at the top of the stories. So in order to recap last night and the puff pastry hot dogs that I made, let me tell you, they were so damn good. I'm cracking up because you and Ben called me and they like thought that I stole Ben's idea to make an Ina puff pastry.

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dish using mustard um from her Ina cookbook so we we didn't accuse we just thought like maybe she sought inspiration so we just called and asked but then we realized we came together and we turned on Ina and we're like oh she has one trick and it was in her cookbook and it was in her show because multiple recipes I had my eye on that recipe in that cookbook for like two years but I never made it and then I was like I wanted pigs in a blanket I was like oh yeah that Ina recipe and it's in her cookbook and it's on her show but honestly painting on some gray poupon on puff pastry chef's kiss she is right for that

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Do you feel like nervous today? I feel like this is our first show ever. Like I have, I haven't gotten like nervous for work in a very long time.

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Hi, Turdy. Welcome to the toast. I feel like this is a real welcoming. This is a new era of toast. Claudia moved to her new studio. And due to that, we did a total studio refresh at both studios. So if you're listening as a podcast, you might want to head over to the video today for a pargy treat because we are brand new.

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I feel like is her food good or is it just the butter? Well, I will say everything that I've made from one of her cookbooks has been good and I don't go for like the butter heavy recipes, but last night's

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hot dog in puff pastry was extremely decadent like I had a two-thirds of one and that was as much as I could have but it was it was a special treat for sure of course of course but it was really just saying really part and I don't think it's specific to Ina I'm not being critical of her I'm just even though I feel like a lot of people think me and Ina have beef because I made fun of her like memoir so endlessly and my husband's in love with her I was talking about her yesterday I had people over not to rub it in

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And we were talking about Ina and I forget what we were saying, but it came up like your thoughts like on her and how like you literally dragged her to filth the last time we talked about it. Every time we talk about her, like every time I tried to be like her memoir is exciting.

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Yeah. I feel this the way that I, what I would feel if I was on like someone else's show. Like I feel like I'm really doing a podcast and not just like sat with my girl dirty on FaceTime. We'll get to that level of comfortability, but I'm glad we are acknowledging like I have like stage fright.

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Now, without further ado-da-do-da-do, it is time for the Fast Five Stories that you need to know.

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We would have to do them live because. Okay.

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So next time I say, are you ready for the next story? Like every time I say it, if you could just remember to do a little ditty. Yeah. Parch. Our first story, little football news. The Chiefs and Eagles are going to the Super Bowl. The Eagles triumphed over the Ross Washingtons and the Chiefs beat the Bills.

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But the commanders were never going to the Super Bowl. I feel like we could have called that. But good luck telling their fans that. Last week, no, like the team named Commanders, they don't even know who they are.

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It really doesn't. So they're not going to the Super Bowl, like as you would think. And the Chiefs did beat the Bills, which after the Eagles beat the Commanders, I was, by the way, I didn't watch a lick of either game, but I was then like hoping for the Bills to win more, even though typically I wouldn't have cared, just to like do something different. Eagles v. Bills.

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And then this would have been their chance to go, and they're not even getting to go. Because I also feel like getting to go is really major, even if you don't win. Like obviously winning the Super Bowl goals, but like getting to play at the Super Bowl is a goal as well. Huge, huge.

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So yeah, by then I was sort of rooting for the Bills, but like the Chiefs these days, like they're just the Patriots. Like they are just that team. They are the best team. They're not like winning by chance at this point. The greatest in the league. And I'm happy for the Eagles to have another shot at the Chiefs. I feel like they wanted the Chiefs to win so that they can have that moment.

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I feel like they might even let Jason Kelsey play in the game or be on the sidelines.

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I agree. I think odds are the Chiefs will win like based on stats and skill. But like sometimes people have an off game and sometimes people have. This team doesn't. Sorry. They literally don't.

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Yeah, they were so good to us, but I'm excited to now like look at palm leaves and like look at that design and not be like, oh, I have to sit down and do work. Like I can maybe go back to enjoying that aesthetic and that's exciting, but I welcome a new aesthetic. It's Coombs afresh. It's been amazing.

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I feel like we would have. And we were robbed of that. But it is exciting. Like for the girlies, Ler will be at the Super Bowl. Like who's going to be in the box with her? This whole thing again. But yes, we have seen this film before. But we liked the movie. So the movie that we liked got a sequel. It's true. A sequel.

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a thousand percent like she whatever the opposite experience jeff jessica that jessica had taylor's currently having yes but i also think like taylor goes to all the home games and don't people just statistically win more home games yeah that's true she does go to a lot not to say that she's not his good luck charm of course and everyone wants to play better when laura is in the room it's definitely and they are also just like a dynasty they're just a good team she picked like a maybe she dates travis because he's on the best team and that's why the best team keeps winning because it's the best

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They're all the elk of crazy people, like, in a different way than other crazy people, but, like... People get so bent out of shape.

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a while since we've done like a total facelift and we've never done it as intentionally as this, but I guess every time we move studios, the look changes. So you moving was meant to change the whole thing, which we've been talking about for a while. So the timing really worked out, but I am very excited.

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And isn't that sometimes worse than just like losing by a ton and like you never stood a chance? Like you were this close. Is Bruno choking? Is he okay? Oh, classic Broody. This close. What is it? Lambo? No, that's something else. Lombardi.

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And Travis saying again, he's saying, do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight.

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And it's just, I always forget that that's his personality.

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Well, that's our Superbowl two weeks. The big game. We'll see who it's going to be though. At this point, like I don't care so much. Yeah, no, at this point I kind of know. And Chiefs v. Eagles was really fun when it was Brothers Bowl. The Kelsey Bowl. Brothers Bowl. Yeah. Without Jason, it doesn't hit the same. Agreed. Hashtag bring back my Jason. Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm.

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How quickly they forget. Where's my transition? Ooh, yeah. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Erika Jayne's son, Tommy Rizzo, Tommy Zizzo Jr., testifies at ASAP Rocky's trial. So yeah, this is really just a who's who of Hollywood and showing what a small town it can be.

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it's so true it's so random and i think when people read the headline you're like what but then you hear the facts it's like actually not that crazy yeah thomas zizzo jr an la police officer and son of erica jane people don't realize because he's not on the show but she has a son and he is a police officer in la and he took his last name is not jade or gerardi so you would never know that they're related it's zizzo

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He took the stand on Friday during day one of ASAP Rocky's trial. TMZ reported ASAP faces two counts of assault with a semi-automatic firearm related to a 2021 shooting incident in Hollywood. He is accused of firing two or three shots at Terrell Efron, a childhood friend. According to the AP, Efron claims the alleged shots grazed his knuckles.

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I think these party vibes like really reflect us as people because it's like very traditional and modern at the same time. And that's how I would describe us.

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The rapper has pleaded not guilty, and he faces up to 24 years in prison if convicted. The officer, Zizzo, was one of the first LAPD officers to respond to the scene of the alleged 2021 incident. While on the stand, he testified about what he saw at the scene when he arrived.

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It's true. I don't think she would have put it together. How could she? Unless someone... had told her like, but who would even, who would know such a thing? So yeah, I don't see how this like changes anything of Rihanna's stand. Like he's just doing his job and.

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No, I think in Hollywood, like the odds that two people in a trial have a connection to fame are not crazy.

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Perhaps, but they won't know that they can't like consume content about this trial. So I don't think they would know this.

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So I'm on his side. We're now on watch for this trial because also for two reasons now.

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don't know maybe she has like a lot of friends in New York or she just happened to have been in New York but Dorit flew and they like were posting such cute pictures love love no I'm obsessed with their friendship apparently when I asked last week if who was on watch what happens live apparently it was Bose and Dorit was in the audience and or their best friends yeah I don't know if Dorit was in the audience wait but she was saying that she was defending Dorit like at every turn like I would have loved it so now I gotta go watch I have them all recorded

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And that, regardless of how it plays out in a legal sense of like what. The crimes. The crimes. It's not going to be good. However you talk to your husband about your coworker that you don't like. Oh my God. It's not going to look good from like a public perspective.

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perception sort of thing so when I saw that I was like this is gonna be really bad I also just feel like you also know she texts weird with her Khaleesi right right no like it's not gonna be good and it's not gonna look good for her and I feel like a lot of people are really turning and now that the yeah case has turned like criminal not criminal but not no longer civil where it's like really they're going to trial like I

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I think things are starting to look really bad.

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yeah no that's why when I saw that I was like well damn that's there's no way those are gonna be good they're screwed they're screwed they're screwed even if it doesn't prove anything in a court of law just like seeing them oh my god look good

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Um, but like, that's just how, you know, married people talk. No, it's going to be crazy to see how they talk about Justin. Because think about also how you just talk about other people in your personal text messages. Yeah, like my enemy. How they talk about Justin, it's not going to look good for them. But then also it's going to be a window into how they talk to each other, which, you know.

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Could be bad, could be good.

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We shall see. Are you ready for our next story? Number three. Oh, yeah. Gracie Abrams is blasting a fan petition to replace Dora Jarr as her tour opener. If you never heard Dora Jarr before, like, it's okay. I'm with you. Dora Jarr. I was like, Dora? What? It was a lot. So anyways, Gracie Abrams has an opener for her tour named Dora Jarr. And I guess. Pop off. What? Pop off Dora. Yes.

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We called in the big guns.

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yeah I'm excited sort of like you know scrappy shitty element to like having that sort of jankiness on top of everything we do is so well actually Claude we're still gonna be those scrappy girls because like once they leave today they're never coming back and it's on us to learn how to use all of this and do everything post show that we've always done so like we'll still be those girls don't worry we had a three-day break yeah we did it was so nice and we're coming back

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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I guess some of her fans like didn't know who Dora Jar was and they weren't excited about that. So they started a petition to replace the opening act for her upcoming tour dates. And Gracie has now responded. Anyways, the petition was on change.org calling for Jar. Her real name. Where real change happens. Yeah. Her real name is Dora Jarkowski, which sounds like. Is she Jewish? I don't know.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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But Dora Jark, yeah, calling for her to be replaced. The petition has now been deleted, but it read in part that says, quote, many fans, including myself and myself being a person named Dexter Morgan. These are all names, you guys. Dexter Morgan, we are baffled by the recent announcement. We are perplexed as we do not recognize her.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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And with less than two weeks till the tour, it's virtually impossible to familiar ourselves with her slow-paced songs. For a memorable concert experience, an opening act should set the mood and get the crowd excited. But Dora's slow-tempo songs may not achieve this goal. This can't be real.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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Yeah, so she commented on an Instagram post about this and said, just hearing about this absolute ridiculousness, so wildly uncool and bizarre and also just does not remotely add up. I've only seen everyone's total excitement and I couldn't be luckier or prouder to share a stage with this talented wonder. Stream everything she's ever made, whether or not you're coming to the show.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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Dora forever and ever. She said, do strong is what she said. She said, this one's for do. This one's for do. I like that she was like, you know, She tackled it head on. She like put them in their place and stood up for her girl, Dora.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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yeah put the do on and I actually do what you got to do I have to thank Dexter Morgan because I had never heard of Dora Jar and now me neither one I've heard of her and two I feel compelled to support her artistry so thanks Dexter you just made her bigger and I love that they like put they they were so proud this wasn't like anonymous troll behavior like these are like they put their names but don't you feel like Dexter Morgan sounds like a fake name

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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Like, Gracie Abrams, you're so talented. Like, seriously, she is.

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Next big thing. Like, she is it. But I just can't ever separate the two, which is good. Like, I'm sure she's so proud. Lost was an amazing show, I think, I've heard.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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Okay, question. If I were to do a show, like a whole watch of a show, should I do Lost or Breaking Bad?

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Also, of course, we vlog the whole thing. So vlog is coming out on Patreon. Claudia vlogged her half. I vlogged mine. And I'm really excited to see yours too. It'll be like a dual vlog, which I love that. We should do more of that.

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You know, I've seen it in my mind's eye.

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Are you ready for our next story? If it's our next story that's perchance brought to you by ship skis, is that possible?

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Nile Horan. Oh, yeah. Our next story is a bit of shocking news. Bruno Mars' new song with Sexy Red is shocking the internet. So Bruno Mars has just dropped a new song. It's called Fat, Juicy, and Wet. And... It's actually more shocking than you would even think based on the title, which is shocking. Yes, it is.

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I plan to, I have them up here on Genius Lyrics. Claudia, I'm clutching my pearls. I actually don't know if I could read these words. Like I'm gonna try. Okay, and you let me know if you want me to do it.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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I've only gotten through the first verse even. Like now I'm looking at the second verse and I'm in shock, but I've gotten myself comfortable with the first. Fat, juicy, and wet, I don't even gang bang pussy so good. Make me throw up a set, that good kitty kitty, good kitty kitty. Make it my pet, pretty pussy type of pussy, you ain't never gonna forget.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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Fat, juicy, and wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet. Then, I can't. Pussy like weed, pussy like dope, pussy like cocaine, put it up your nose.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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What is this song actually called? It's called Fat, Juicy, and Wet. I listened to the first 15 seconds, but we had someone in studio with us, and I was seriously so uncomfortable, and I turned it off. Embarrassed. And I was just embarrassed. I can't even read the next line. If you want to take it away, go ahead. Bruno, what have you done? Bruno, what have you done? I named my dog after you.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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Go to the next stanza. You're gonna, I don't know if you'll be able to do it. Stanza. Okay. Which verse? Verse.

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They also felt like they were being pulled over, which I'm happy for you guys that you hopefully will no longer feel that way.

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A verse on sexy red? After pee like cocaine.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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This is so crazy. This may look like a nursery rhyme.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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At least they had an acronym. It's true. This could have been called FJW.

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This is not going to be a cash cow.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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I actually, I have to be honest. I saw he had a new song. I didn't know that it was this like vulgar. And then you said, let's make it a story. So then I was like, oh, okay, what's Broody up to? And so no, I hadn't seen a lot of press about it, if I'm honest.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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It's a song for everyone. Now I'm worried if I put on Apatow, like on Spotify, like is this going to come on next? Like I listened to that with the kids.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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Yeah, it really is. It's a great song. I don't know what this is about. I'm just going to skip over this one, you know?

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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Yeah. No, no, no. This was really shocking. Go read the last of the lyrics for yourself. Like it's, and I actually, I feel like I really step up to the plate and I read like some craziness.

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No, it gets crazier. Just no.

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Are you ready for our fifth and final story that is such interesting news to you and I?

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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Our fifth and final story that you and I are going to find so interesting and everyone else might turn off is that Spotify has now put out their inaugural podcaster milestone awards. So Spotify is giving out awards for podcasting streaming numbers. Just like how the YouTube like does like, Oh, when you hit a hundred million views or a hundred, you get a plaque.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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So Joe Rogan and crime junkie have both topped the 500 million all time streams on Spotify. Spotify has given out awards just on Spotify. Yeah. So they have the gold, which is 500 million streams. Silver is 250 million streams and bronze is a hundred million streams.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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So not on Spotify. We are not on this list. I think we would have like, you know, been awarded something if we were. Yeah, we would know. We would know. I'm just trying to guess like how far are we from bronze? Yeah, but it's also interesting to see who has hit these numbers on Spotify. Of course, shows that are exclusive to Spotify are going to have a better chance.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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Yeah. And I didn't even realize how many people were going to miss the truckers for Tayshia. That was a chapter that I kind of forgot about. I wonder how Tayshia feels about the truckers for Tayshia, but yeah, they were such a big part of the lore of the last studio. So we'll miss them too.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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But Joe Rogan and Crime Junkie are the only two to have hit 500 million all-time downloads, which makes sense. That's cool. Silver podcast. So 250 million plus. There's a bunch of them. And actually probably not what you would expect. Dateline NBC. Go off Dateline.

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My Favorite Murder. Classic. Barstool's Pardon My Take.

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Right. Stuff You Should Know. I've heard of that one.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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Here it says Stuff You Should Know. Okay, okay. And then that's all for silver. So it's a short list. And then bronze, 100 million plus streams are Diary of a CEO. Classic. Rotten Mango. Never heard of it. That's insane. Small Town Murder. Okay. And Views with David Dobrik and Jason Nash. And that's it.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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At this point, there are so many Spotify exclusive podcasts. Wait, what about SmartList? What about Armchair Expert? Aren't they Spotify exclusive?

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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wait totally separate side um did you see uh the Dumois update on Rachel Kirkenell and Matthew James and then Rachel Kirkenell's comment on it yeah I've kind of been through a lot with it first I saw that Dumois commented she had a blind item that like Matt and James were spotted together in the city and I was like Matt and James yeah James and I was like seriously I'm done with these two like they don't even know if they're together or not like I can't leave us out of it I can't just keep being invested in their story and then Rachel commented like no we weren't together so

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I don't know if other people do, but new goal, new manifestation. Next year's podcast. Next year's PMAs.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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No, no. Oh, no. We wouldn't share externally, just internally. And then we would S-O-P-U.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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Bye. Let's try for a heart. I'm doing it like you. You do something and I'm going to copy you. I don't know why we can't like actually try.

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Or I just think it's implying like this is, or I think this is implying that like these are lies.

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Yeah. Like if you know Matt and James, then you know what Rachel Kirkenell looks like.

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Yeah, it is. So I don't like, I just, that to me was a demerit in the do more column or so. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Like where's the accountability?

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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Maybe she got a little big for her bridges. I don't want to hear about Japan. It's like, it confuses the Rachel Matt continuum. Yeah.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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That they're like, they're time travelers. Cause they're in Japan together. They're also in London having pizza and they're also in America breaking up in three hours and posting on Instagram and they're at Nima colon.

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Interesting. No, I feel like you would have just turned it off. But because a walkout is so much more serious... You're like, I walked out versus like, oh, I just went on my phone and let it play till the end. I feel like I actually like movies more in theaters because I don't go on my phone and I really have to be sad for them. But also I don't go to the movies often.

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We were so low key. We didn't even say secret project. Like I feel like we really wanted people to be excited and surprised by this. So yes, to put a bow on Friday's episode, that's why I couldn't leave my house this weekend because starting Friday, right after we wrapped the show, people have been here around the clock, setting up my new studio, getting the lighting, everything.

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So when I go, I see something that I know I'm going to like. Therefore, I like all of the movies that I see in theaters because it's like I'm choosing differently.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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No, that's not the vibe I was getting on Google. Oh, okay. I can't add... Just like you, I have no point of reference for Bob Dylan. I can't add anything to this conversation.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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So I stayed home all weekend. We had a variety of play dates, people coming in and out of the house to keep it a fun weekend at home because I couldn't leave. And now you know why. And I wasn't just being cagey. Thank you.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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Yeah. Like I wouldn't want to watch a movie about some random guy off the street either. Like I don't know him. It was even guy on the street. It was even, I don't know her. Like.

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Well, no, then you told me you saw it. And I'm like, Claudia, you need to watch Amelia Perez because we talk about it all the time. You're watching the Oscar movies. It's the most nominated. Like, I'm sorry, you have to watch it if you want it really to be taken seriously.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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Yeah. I don't know why you were under the impression that it was a true story. You had said stuff like that on the show. Like I think because the Tostadas were really offended by it and you were getting the idea that like, why choose this story to tell as if it was a true story out of so many other true stories. But that was just like a leap that you had made. Yeah.

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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

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Blacking out and having sex with your brother.

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I don't know, it might be hard for her. She probably at one point like went in VIP. Oh, it's so true. And now she's in GA and that's tough. That's why also I can never go VIP because I'll never be able to go back.

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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

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And it's like if you can stand it, the economy or GA, like stay. Yeah. That's actually, now I'm scared. Now I'm not going to ever do VIP.

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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

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Oh, and of course, like that one clip where Zac Efron went to rehab and they're like, have you spoken to Zac? She was like, I picked up the phone. And it's like, okay, so did I. She's actually not real.

The Toast

The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

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It actually sounds like satire because she's like, look at this view. Like, thank you, West Virginia. And it's a parking lot.

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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

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But it's not satirical from her. It's earnest.

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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

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The thing is they have stroller parking at Disney and this is actually like to Disney's credit. You just like park your stroller at stroller parking and you go on the ride and you enjoy your life. And there's really like, I mean, I don't know, but there's like not crime at Disney. No one's like pillaging the strollers that are filled with stuff.

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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

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No, but also, it's not even, like, the content. Okay, so maybe you got your room service in a brown paper bag, but you take, like, a party pick, and, like, we don't know where to bring it.

The Toast

The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

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And then the cameos are just so crazy. Like she opens it up and it's like someone's like sister pass.

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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

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I think so too. But like, what if you fall in love with it and there's no more?

The Toast

The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

1241.434

I don't know. Nikki Blonsky. She's got that Blonsky charm.

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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

1273.089

Okie dokie. Oh, did I copy Selena Gomez?

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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

1280.294

No, but we could. I've got a slot. No, I'm not afraid to fill it.

The Toast

The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

129.561

I'm sure you could find everyone's everything in there, but it's really... you're operating on the honor policy and it works quite well.

The Toast

The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

1312.541

Yeah, it's like, who does Julia Michaels find embarrassing?

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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

1355.092

okay fine that was a bad example but i understand what you're saying and also like say they all these 30 people like did pull to a leap say all these 30 people did pull from selena's own experience and she's like telling them what she wants to sing about so it's like 30 people in a room like writing a diss track about hayley bieber is really embarrassing so i want to that's not what it is i want to believe like the first one where it's just like someone wrote her song and she's singing it but the fact that it's benny like didn't make me feel like it was more personal because of the relationship with justin

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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

1381.698

No, because like they're billing it as their album. So they're releasing someone else's like story and words.

The Toast

The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

1423.495

Now are you ready for the Fast Five stories that you that do need to know?

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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

146.038

I don't know if you can make up for your ticket, especially if you're not a Florida resident and you're not getting those savings.

The Toast

The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

159.884

Heck no, it's maximum security at every turn. And I do think seasoned Disney people, which everyone there is, they don't keep valuables in their stroller. People's got their fanny pack. They wear their fanny pack on the ride that has their room key and their money.

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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

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First story, the big news of the weekend. Jonas Conn took over the American Dream Mall with Jonas Brother concerts, events, food, and more.

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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

1655.991

It's almost as if you were at Jonas. You were mentally you were at Jonas Con.

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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

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Yeah. So here's what happened. Jonas Con. Which was a celebration of all things Jonas. 20 years in the making. Camp Rock. They did it all. Pizza Girl. Sheena Shea was there. Took over the American Dream Mall on March 23rd. With the Jonas Brothers. Their brother Franklin. We know him as Frankie. Um.

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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

1703.094

Yeah, but she set herself up for success. This didn't just happen to her. I just feel like she needs to get credit for laying the bricks.

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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

1719.162

That's what I'm saying. She's having a great year. Yeah. So All-American Rejects and other acts playing multiple sets and Jonas-themed activities, food and photo booths located throughout the mall. They also did a Chicks in the Office podcast taping. Jay Shetty was there. Oh, yeah.

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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

174.727

Yeah, so people have it games. But no, it really is lovely that that's actually not a concern there. You don't need someone to watch the stuff, though I'm always happy to offer.

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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

1742.376

Their entire lore, every joke. They had the mall's best pizza stall turned into Jonas Pizza for the day. Mrs. Field sold Jonas cookies. And Yardhouse had Shake by the Ocean. And Around the Clock all had Jonas-themed menu items.

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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

1787.313

well organized event isn't about the view i don't know if they build about but sometimes it's just about like the privacy no and like just being away from like the mosh pit so it looked like it was really well run it was organized it was safe it was really for the fans like and it wasn't like the jonas brothers showed up for three seconds like they were there all day multiple oh my god what music is playing coming from sorry the volume on my ipad was on from this weekend

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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

1812.343

Claudia, I thought you were having fireworks outside of your studio. I'm like, do you not hear that? No, and you had, like, a late reaction. Because I was waiting for you. I thought it was coming from you. I'm like, is she dying?

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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

1827.127

It's a Capital One commercial. Kind of a beautiful beat.

The Toast

The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

1864.014

I just feel like did they even make that much money from this?

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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

1875.858

More than you could play to at a stadium?

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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

1885.724

I just feel like for the Jonas Brothers, there's easier ways to make money.

The Toast

The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

1894.041

I don't. I don't know what the strategy is here. Like what. Like maybe they want to enter that legacy phase of like new kids on the block where we're like Vegas residency. And like, hey, we're always here for you. And like.

The Toast

The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

1934.648

Okay. So say the mall paid them $20 million.

The Toast

The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

1941.956

I'm sorry. To make a couple mil in a day. Okay.

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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

1974.542

Like they have hit songs and cool collabs.

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Take your best songs, put them on the group album, and stop. Agreed. I mean, but imagine having to split stuff three ways. Like, that's tough.

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Yeah, so maybe someone who has insider track, if you work on the marketing team at American Dream, just sound off.

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I don't think they need, I don't think they're in a desperate situation. I think this might have been a huge payday and who would say no to that?

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Giving back to the European fans by doing a Jonas Con in New Jersey. That's so sweet.

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I heard there was a bathing suit component.

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There are a lot of benches. There are a lot of, like, perches where there's, like, trees.

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Yeah, like, there's seating. What I would like a little bit more of, though I know it's tough given the natural elements, a little more shade. I got a sunburn, I guess, also because I was wearing a T-shirt that when I went to Linky yesterday on my LTK, like, it is a sleep shirt, but it was the right shade of blue. So it was, like, very flimsy.

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Yeah, it was like flimsy and thin. So not only was like my chest exposed, but I don't even know, like it's not for sun. So I did get a bit of a sunburn and I do appreciate shade, but I know it just depends on the solstice and the trees.

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Yeah, there are places in which to sit, but there is a lot of walking and that's just the deal. However, you know, there is Disney VIP, right? Yeah.

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Yeah, I think it's like, I guess we only go for two days. So that's why it's like quoted at $10,000. That's insane. Well, maybe.

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No, the security guard is pulling one. And then in this picture, Tommy's pulling three. And Molly's pulling one.

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And not just a husband, but a husband whose job it is to pull weights. And with these sorts of luggages where the wheels are 360, you can put the...

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But I'm going to focus on the positive, which is that they're clearly back together. I am so happy for them. I'm happy for her because I know that's what she wants. I'm happy for Bambi because this is what's best for Bambi. And Tommy like keeps alluding to the fact that he's like healthier than ever and happier than ever.

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Perhaps not. So insane. This time I was at Disney VIP, it was looking good.

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He didn't cheat, but he was a bad partner. Okay, so that's something you can work on. Because he was abusing alcohol and out all night, and you can hear from him, and just not being, but like obviously not bad enough for her to stop loving him and wanting to be with him. So I'm glad that they can now be in the best relationship possible.

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And Amazon better have been there with them cameras.

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But of course, yeah. So Mazel Tov to them.

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Are you ready for our next story? Four? Number four, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Amy Schumer shares that she's back on weight loss drugs after having a horrible experience with Wagovi.

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Well, she's just a funny lady, but yeah, she had like a couple things that she wanted to say. She obviously wanted to post a video to talk about her positive experience with this company that was so positive that now she's invested in it, so it behooves her to talk positively about it to her millions of followers. Why she decided to do that while she's driving in the car?

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I'm pretty sure it's like no lines, easy entrance, like back entrance into the park, no lines there again. When there's the parade and the...

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I mean, she could have been sad in front of her ring light.

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Yeah. No, I know. And people love that about her. And I think it's really great. And I actually wasn't worried about the driving aspect. Cause it's not like she was looking at the phone and she's probably a good driver and she can drive and talk at the same time. You know, it was just like, why are you going to do this big endorsement for your new investment? Like,

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as a half-assed remark while you're in traffic? I don't know.

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But what she said was, years ago, and she said this before, she went on Wagovi, she was horribly nauseous because she has that thing, that Kate Middleton thing, of horrible nausea during pregnancy, and apparently it transferred to when she was on these drugs. And she was so sick she couldn't stay on it, which I think she was bummed about.

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What's the name of that thing? The Kate Middleton nausea.

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I was about to think Tuesday. I don't know why I would think such a thing. There's never been such a Monday in the history of Mondays.

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I don't know. Because literally like three people have it. The two of them are them. And so you like can't use them as. Examples. High premises gravidarum. Yeah. HG is what they call it.

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show at the castle and everything you're the fireworks you are front row like all the way to the top if I were to ever do VIP we need to be with more people so that we're really getting being for our buck and when the kids are a little older and they actually do more rides right now we just like you know futz around on finding Nemo like that's not what the lines are for yeah no that's not VIP worthy yeah so that's the takeaway one day I will do it though and I'll let you guys know how it is

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All thanks to Midi Health, which also diagnosed her as perimenopausal. Interesting.

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While also like making a bit of money.

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Yeah, but someone like Amy Schumer at this point can't go on Wigo via Mojaro's epic and not tell us at this point just because we're all very invested and she keeps it so real. Yeah. And of course, she feels the same. She's like, of course, I would tell you.

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I saw someone, like someone's like getting called out, like you're totally on it. Who? Yeah, she probably is. I'm going to text you because.

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Oh. I'll just text you. But why text me who you think? And I'm just like, I'm sure you guys can figure it out, but it's just like, she's deciding not to say, but of course she's not. And I feel like any celebrity who's like always been overweight and is now not like they're probably on it.

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Let's search Lizzo Banana. That'll do it. Lizzo Banana controversy. The lawsuit. They're not giving me time, Gemini. Here, NBC News. This is from August 1st, 2023. So it's a year and a half.

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Yeah, I guess some people are like anti-unnecessary drug use.

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It doesn't work and it makes them sick.

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I can't wait to see how it feels one day. It's gonna be like that Lisa Frank meme.

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I don't have HG, but I am nauseous swirly. Watch. What was the story here? Amy Schumer.

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Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

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Yeah. I am not a Disney adult. Like, and I don't say that with pride, you know?

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That's so rude. That is really, really rude that I tried my best.

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Our fifth and final story is some new couple news that is taking multiple worlds by storm.

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Tiger Woods confirms that he is in a relationship with Vanessa Trump, who is the ex-wife of Donald Trump Jr.

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Tiger Woods no he loves the ladies isn't that his whole thing he can't stop like driving in Tiger Woods oh Pedro Pascal Pedro so I was just like shocked to see Jennifer Aniston and good to know she's not dating Barack Obama that conspiracy theory I guess is debunked I don't think so just because you go to dinner with someone for three hours they might be like working on a new movie project he's not gay it's not like they're like see maybe he's friends with Barack yeah maybe like Barack went out the back door and it was like a double date

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Just like bopping around Epcot. Yeah.

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They had dinner for three hours. Could mean so many things.

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So I wouldn't say like new couple news, but just I guess. No, no.

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Yeah. So but a few days before that, like it was like came out in the press that they were dating, but not confirmed by either one of them. So then he confirmed it. He said, love is in the air and life is better with you by my side. We look forward to our journey together through life together. At this time, we would appreciate privacy to all those close to our hearts.

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Like, I think like to confirm it and people were talking about it. So it's like, yes, we're together. Please give us privacy. OK.

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Yeah, I agree. But this is like huge for the golf world. Of course, like Tiger Woods is Tiger Woods.

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And then her oldest daughter, Kai, is like a professional golfer. So imagine then like your stepdad is Tiger Woods.

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Yeah, I understand that, and I can take that. And I just want to say, being a Disney adult means a lot of things. Of course, of course, mental illness. But it means you have strength. It means you have fortitude.

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You know what I was also thinking, not to bring it back to Drake and Josh, that was the original blended.

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And so now Vanessa and Tiger can sprint together. Correct. Right to the altar. I actually, what I like about this story a lot is that, like, she has five kids. And I feel like sometimes, you know, the woman, you write them off. Like, Don Jr. has had a long-term girlfriend since.

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And you just think, like, the woman and the mom, like, it's left behind. It's like, oh, hell no. She's with Tiger Woods. Like...

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Yeah. And I think Don Jr. probably golfs. This is probably like his hero. Yeah. 1,000%. I just think it's great for women.

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It reminds me of Giselle having a baby now after Tom.

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In the bucket of just female empowerment. Things women can do when you thought you left them behind.

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Yeah. So mazel tov to the happy couple.

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Privacy starts now. Consider it private.

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Right. And did I miss something or they set us up that way?

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No, no, you are so wrong. Don't waste your time. Lachlan is the younger brother.

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Oh, I didn't get a sense that he was sleeping. I got a sense that they were all on drugs. Like they're all caught up. They're having a threesome. He's also, Saxon is also hooking up with the girl. But at the time that the girl is hooking up with Lachlan, Lachlan is jerking off his brother.

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And it's like the way Saxon is feeling and reacting the next day, especially as he discovers like more and more.

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bad things. It's like, it's so real. Like how do you wipe this from your mind? Like, I don't even know. I seriously have the biggest pit for him and worse than for Thomas Ravenel. Of course, like ruin and destitution. Lachlan, this little pervert is so like unaffected by it.

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I think he's shocked. And he's probably like, I don't know. He was looking at the tushy in the first episode. Things I did that. Yeah. So now it's like. He also was the one to lean in and kiss the brother first and like make the kiss go longer. But he was also drunk and on drugs. Yeah.

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Yeah, it's very true. I was actually like looking around and I was thinking like, it's the happiest place on earth. And it really is. Like, even if you're tired, you're in a bad mood, like you can't help but be like, cheered up by the music and the vibes. And it's like- The joy. What if we just like went to Disney every day and just like live, like, you know.

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I could see that. When she was talking to the monk, it's clear that she was...

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having existential issues when she came here um but i don't think enough to kill i don't like she hates her older brother she's not gonna kill him that's why she's running off to thailand to get away from all no i could i could really see it being the mother more finding out about everything yeah yeah husband she kills herself

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She said, at this point in my life, I don't think I could live an uncomfortable life.

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They make me sick with a pit. Like, the dread I feel for them. And it's like, they can never go back home.

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Yeah. No, I agree. Like, Michelle Monaghan is wrong. And clearly that's something that she's done throughout her life. And then they're reunited after so many years. And all the stuff of, like, high school goes, you forget. Like, it doesn't matter. It washes away. But then to, like, do the same thing that you've always done.

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It brings up old issues. And then you're just as mad. And it's years worth of anger coming out. But the fact that she can't.

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compartmentalize and just enjoy the trip and like just know like this is her friend and her friend is like this and she's a man eater and she's a bitch and she's gonna take what you have and what she's telling you to take just know that about people no and it's like you're now 40 and you've been friends since high school and it's like either accept people who for who they are or don't be friends with them anymore that's valid too yeah and not as like supposing to feel bad for Michelle Monaghan when she's like everyone talks about me I didn't expect oh yeah closest to me it's like if these are the people closest to you you've got problems

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And just like enjoyed it all the time. And yet, no, unless that's how you become a crazy person because like it's not the real world. But I understand why people want to do that. Like why can't every day be a day at Disney? I understand like the feeling of wanting that.

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ways and I actually felt like in this episode it was the first time any one of them wasn't like saying something to one friend and a different thing to another like what she was saying to Carrie whatever her character's name is is the same thing that she was like the same energy she was sharing with Michelle she wasn't like talking shit with Carrie and then being like oh yeah she's crazy with like no now everything is officially out in the open which it has not been at all yeah

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That she's like, oh, you know what? I was mistaken. Like she clearly sees this person is like not going to have like take her side. And people think that he's going to run and tell Greg anyway. So it's like she should have just downplayed it when she saw Greg. She should have acted like everything was normal and also been like, you know what? I was totally mixed up.

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Like I actually remember like, you know what I mean? She's not a good actress. She's not a good actress. Like in life, she's just not like.

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Yeah, I think so. Something like that. But like, how can you really?

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Is it going to be him with a gray wig? How can it be so clear? Yeah.

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Unless they're able to tie it to the whole thing somehow.

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And there's the dinner party next week. At the house.

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And it's like, why would Saxon go? Saxon should pack his bags and leave. He should never see those two girls again because they're a constant reminder of this horror. The fact that he wakes up the next day and goes to the pool to hang out with them, like, no. Nuts! You hide your head in shame and you never, like, you don't go and, like, then recap.

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As much as there can be a moral compass on the show, I think that she is that.

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Yeah, I like when the two girlies are together. And I feel bad for the other girly that, you know, she's in the doghouse, but she acted crazy.

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No, I don't feel that we did. And I feel like if you had Nikki Blonsky on your show, you wouldn't have to like sink to such depths because she could carry it.

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No, it's thought provoking because they're like throwing the craziest shit again. But if that's what you have to do, it's like, There's not another way.

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Oh, actually, I liked it too. I didn't like to love it, but I appreciated it.

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Yeah, no, but it really will make you a crazy person, like thinking that that's how the world is, that you don't have to look over your back, that no one's like, you're really Amy Adams in Enchanted, like walking around with your head up your ass.

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I only knew it because I remember when she went up to the monks. I'm Victoria Ratliff.

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You should open up a park called Chardonnay.

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it's from swelling so are you going to take a break from your devices it doesn't even like it's it just happens not even with my devices it will be worse if you're on your phone a lot actually like that's how you can make it both hands that's you can make it worse do you want to get better or do you want to get worse well if I'm not on my phone I'll just be worse in general so it's like it all shakes out all comes down the wash I don't know physical pain or mental pain

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I know. We went a little sideways. But we do love you. And we are saying bye. Love you. Bye.

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If only that were true, Claudia. If only that were true. Like last time we went to Disney, we went to Disney a year ago. Now that we live in Florida, I do think it's like an annual thing. One, our passes are so cheap when you're a Florida resident. Cause I guess like some of our taxes go towards Disney. So we get kickbacks. I'm not complaining.

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I do get it. But you have to be cautious.

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You need like the right dose of real world and a sprinkle of Diz.

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Well, she was going this weekend. She's like, I think we're going to go to Disney this weekend. Like, it just works out timing-wise. The weather's going to be really good. Like, we're going to go. Do you want to come? And I couldn't say no because I knew it would be amazing. But it was really like her trip and we just hopped on.

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Good morning, girlies. It's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show. The fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing.

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She was itching, but she would have gone without me.

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It's like if we had plans, if this was the weekend that I had a wedding, if this was the weekend I'm in New York, like she would have been going without me.

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I know. I'm coming to New York this week.

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Straight from Orlando straight to New York.

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We are. I'm like really like leading a life of regret.

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Makatonim sister that we've been talking about. Ben's sister. I'm sorry. You guys are crazy. Ben's sister. Thank you. Is getting married this weekend.

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Why? And now the redheads are like, let's record in person on Saturday.

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No, I said, I said Saturday is my one like free day to enjoy. I actually, I'm going to think about it. I'll let you guys know.

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yeah I feel like the redhead community like will be okay if I push the episode back a week as opposed to like giving up my Saturday when I literally will not have one free moment in New York and that's why I'm leading a life of regret because like I just get so excited I'm like work like boss babe like I'm literally landing and getting a haircut like I'm just it's crazy talk that's really crazy I know but I want a haircut for Thursday like I want yeah of course of course of course so duh gotta get a haircut when I land at the middle of the night

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It will be an exciting week for the business. I just like, I just feel like unbalanced. You know, I feel like I'm grinding too hard.

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I had the same takeaway last year, which is that I am not the elk of a Disney person. Like I'm having fun because my children are having fun and I'm happy to be here. And it is the happiest place on earth. But I am not made of the stuff that Olivia Asher is made of and that my husband is made of where they thrive in a Disney-like environment.

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And by the way, like the silence is deafening from us.

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Are they now going like $1,000 a pop now? She better have increased.

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She better be charging minimum $1,000. Nikki, get your bag.

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I also want to say, I know everyone says this about everyone, but I don't say it lightly. And I mean it when I say it, that Nikki Blonsky does need to be cast on the next season of White Lotus. Like that's how we can make things right.

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I'm in love with you no matter what you weigh.

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in love with the girl, the lead. He did it with Zendaya in Greatest Showman. He did it for Baywatch. He does it for everything. And he did it with Nicki. I'm like, I'm sorry, she's the kind of girl, if you give her an inch, she's gonna take a mile.

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Oh, I didn't know that either. But also I need you to clarify spiral downward because it seems like this has been her personality since Hairspray. So you just mean like her career take like not ascending.

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Yeah. It must be tough. It must be confusing.

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Yeah. But I think she's living her truth.

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Yeah. And she would be a good like character actress. And I think we need to give her.

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Yeah. Like I just think we're not done with Nikki Blonsky yet. She's having this moment. And I know people say that about everyone. They need to be a next season. No, they don't. Shut up. Agreed. Nikki Blonsky does.

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Yeah, everyone has their strengths. This time, I didn't go on a lot of rides because I'm a nauseous queen, and I watched the stuff, and I got the food. So every time they came off a ride, pretzel. Diet Coke, you unfound your bottle.

The Toast

The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

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Yeah, we'll be recapping the latest from Sodom and Gomorrah. What a sick fucking show.

The Toast

The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

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Okay, yeah, we will be recapping that. But I was seriously in shock when I was watching. I was seriously sick. No, and the whole time I've had this huge pit for Thomas Ravenel. Is there a worse feeling than knowing when you're going to jail and your family will be in financial ruin? But I actually think that's not as bad as Saxon waking up realizing he had sex with his brother.

The Toast

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Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to The Toast. And happy Monday. That has, you know, really giving Monday energy. Beyond. Because we're separated. Families have been torn apart.

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Maybe they were coming from a meal or something. Maybe. And the other girl was like, yeah, I was really burnt. And at first I like my heart stopped. I'm like, oh, my God, am I about to like notice people talking shit about me in real life?

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Because, you know, sometimes you hear things that are not meant for your ears. Yeah.

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And I'm like, oh, my God, what are they going to say? Yeah, that chubby one is so annoying. Like, I didn't know what they were going to say. I actually wanted to cross. I wanted to cross the street like. And then I realized they probably don't listen to the podcast. Not everything is about me. And the word toast does exist in other universes besides my own.

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But but I am actually going to and maybe I'll buy another pair because I love these sunglasses. But I am going to leave them here in the studio on the table next to my microphone, because while we had so much fun and of course, you can't wear sunglasses forever. It's not it's not feasible. I do feel like these sunglasses gave me like a sense of bravery. I haven't had it a really long time.

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So they were just complaining about burnt toast. Yeah, I think they just came from brunch. It was like a Sunday at one. OK, maybe they were like recapping the meal, but they still like this show. Hopefully. Well, I don't even know if they listened to it, but, and I looked so ugly. Not to make everything about us. Well, it's hard not to when things like that happen. Okay.

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And something I've noticed. I definitely have given up a little bit on my forward-facing looks when it comes to just random things. I don't have so much energy these days, so I'll get dressed for the toast, and that's pretty much it. If me and Ben go out to lunch, I can't.

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Wow, Trini, you look terrible. I'm letting my skin breathe. Skin's breathing. Um, and the last couple of times I've like run into toasters, they're like, oh my God, I didn't recognize you. I recognize Ben. And like, they meant it very harmlessly. They're like, oh, oh my God. I'm like, I saw BSC and I knew it was you guys. I'm like, oh, what not to say? Oh, so you're a fucking bitch. Yeah. Yeah.

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What not to say? And like a couple of girls said it and I was like, wait, do I look different? Yes, I do. I'm like not trying. And my hair isn't done. Like I'm really, I'm really phoning it in unless I'm on camera these days. Whereas I used to like have, you know, so much fun. Let's go to lunch and like blow out my hair. No.

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Okay, that's not like going out. I thought you went to a club.

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Oh, that's really funny. Maybe twice in my lifetime have I seen your husband like truly wasted. One time, maybe three times actually. One time was your wedding where he like got up and rapped. Amazing. One other time was at Stagecoach where he took like a lobster roll to the face and And the other time was like somebody's birthday party, like early on when we all met.

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It's only been three times and it was so much fun all three times. Yeah, it is fun.

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I know, up early with the kids, like who needs that?

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Yeah, so the next time, like, you're feeling ugly, not only can you say you're letting your skin breathe, you're also, like, repairing the heat damage to your hair. Right. I have a hair mask in. Like, you just... It's nobody's business.

The Toast

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Well, I'm really excited about our lead sponsor.

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And you not do need to know about the new Netflix show that you and I were just talking about that is today's lead sponsor. I'm so excited. So running point is Netflix's... New comedy series from hitmaker and, you know, personal role model Mindy Kaling starring Queen Kate Hudson.

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Just kind of speaking my truth and saying things that I might not normally say, like Bonnie Blue is a whore, you know? And I feel like it was due to like the shield these gave me, kind of like blocking out the haters. So if there's ever a time I need to say something a little brave, I can put on these glasses and find the courage.

The Toast

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When a scandal forces her brother to resign, Isla is appointed president of the LA Waves, one of the most storied professional basketball franchises in her family's business. So she's ambitious and often overlooked.

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She will have to prove to her skeptical brothers, the board, and the larger sports community that she was the right choice for this job, especially in the unpredictable male-dominated world of sports. She may not have been part of the original playbook, but as the skeptics will soon learn, she's calling the shots now, like it or not. It's really fun, easy to binge. I have to say, like...

The Toast

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you could like certain shows that have by automatic stamp of approval um created by Mindy Kaling we're good oh starring Kate Hudson our queen like I just know it's gonna be good like I'm so excited before they were even a sponsor I was like seeing commercials and trailers for it and I was really excited so Kate Hudson's so funny she's such an underrated comedy actress she really does it all a lot of people don't know she also sings she and I have that in common um

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So I'm really excited. It's called Running Point, obviously from Mindy Kaling, who has kind of been the genius behind some of my favorite shows, Never Have I Ever, Mindy Project. It will be streaming on Netflix on February 27th. So Running Point is the show. It's on Netflix. And I cannot wait to see it.

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Best of all, they take the hassle out of baking since all of their items bake from frozen in 25 minutes or less with no mess or clean up. This is a company made for me. I discovered it from Olivia Ashtray when she like first started getting into sourdough. She used to like, you know, not make it from scratch and it was so good because she was baking from frozen from wild grain.

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Also, I recently entered the baking space. A lot of people don't know that. I made a muffin. Yeah. And it was like one of the hardest things I've ever done. And there were so many dishes and I needed so many ingredients and it was just really hard. So the concept of buying like fresh baked wares that you also bake yourself, it's genius. I love it. It's so smart.

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And I feel like we were talking about it because it's a great entry for a lot of people into sourdough. Like if you want to be a part of that lifestyle, but you don't – necessarily have the time or the resources, because it is a full-time job, as Jackie can tell you. Wildgrain is such a great resource for anybody who's like, you know, starting to sniff around. Maybe they're sourdough curious.

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The Toast

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Exactly. So I'm not going to wear them the entire time, but I'm just letting you know. First of all, everybody wants to know where they're from. They're Oreum Collective. Yeah, we support influencer-founded brands here and toaster-founded brands. I'm going to leave them here. And also my face is, my face is getting like a little big for them.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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And that's like never a good sign, but it's also really not a good sign when that lawyer like once represented Osama bin Laden, you know? Yeah. So one of. And that's not a euphemism. I'm sorry. He represented. Yeah. The late, great Osama.

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Yeah. No, but that's also the crazy thing.

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I was just watching this documentary and I didn't finish it because it wasn't very good. But it was about like how in the 70s, this guy was like living in Cleveland as like he worked at like a factory or whatever. Turns out he was like this enormous Nazi. And when they brought, what were those trials called in Israel? The Nuremberg trials? Nuremberg trials, yes.

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So a lot of people don't know this, but many years after the war, when Israel became the Jewish homeland and they created their own government and stuff, they hosted the Nuremberg Trials. Because there were all these low-key Nazis who, after the war, went on to live lives and have jobs without going to jail for killing. So they would like, you know, very famous ones, Adolf Eichmann, right?

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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He did a Nuremberg trial. He had to sit in a glass box because somebody was like totally going to shoot him. So this guy living in Cleveland was like this huge, like famous Nazi. They end up figuring it out. He gets extradited to Israel. And the crazy thing about that is like even those Nazis had lawyers, right? That was the point of the story. Excuse me. I got a little off track.

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To bring it back to Diddy, they could get lawyers and you can't? Yeah.

The Toast

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They're like, they're my sunglasses I wear when I'm skinny. So that'll be in a few months time. So I don't really need these right now. Just there. I can leave them in the studio.

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Yeah. Those are the types of cases where careers are made.

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Now, I feel like we all jumped the gun when we heard this. It's like, oh my God, he knows all the terrible things and he doesn't want to be a part of it anymore. Whereas it's probably something a little bit more... like administrative than that. Like a lot of times like a lawyer will have to recuse themselves because of like a conflict of interest with another client. Like, I don't know.

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I feel like it's more something like that than a big scandal.

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Yeah, but he still would have to pay his lawyers even if he...

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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Well, I think a really godly person would say even the guiltiest of criminals deserve a defense.

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I think that, honestly, if I had to guess, like it's just something like a little, what's the word I'm looking for? Not a minister, a clerical?

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There's a lot of drama like around who can represent who.

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Yes. So his lady. Perhaps it could be a, yeah, a classic case of an, you know, an intercommunication issue. Yeah. Beefing. Or he doesn't want to defend, you know, a freaky ass.

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Yeah, I think it's more paperwork, you know, pushing papers around a desk sort of thing.

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I'll have to check our email to see if we got any submissions.

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Literally. But he probably wrote it under a pseudonym. Oh my goodness.

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Okay, I did watch them without sound. And I will say the content is starting to lose its luster for me. Like at first I was like, gimme, gimme, gimme. And now I'm like, okay, you're in a field. Like who hasn't been there, you know?

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I'm not gonna be wearing them full time. And also people don't realize kind of the challenges that come with wearing sunglasses indoors for like 75 minutes. It kind of gives you a migraine, especially when you're wearing a slick back bun and headphones, like it's just a lot of pressure on your temples. So I did what I had to do to feel- Your body is a temple. To feel my best.

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When people say like taking a break from work and it's like a Sunday, right? That's when she posted it or a Saturday. It's giving that TikTok sound. I just finished work and it's 519. Try being an influencer for a day. Like we get it. You work hard. We all do. Like when people have to like post on social media, like to prove that they're working hard. Yeah, like been in meetings all day.

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Finally have a minute to chat to you guys. We don't give a fuck, you know? Sure. I... I find that like in a lot of, and mostly I find this in like other, when I'm watching like other content creators or influencers being like a day in my life, I'm like, well, you definitely chose a busy day and you are being dramatic.

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Of course, sometimes I'll have the busiest day and I'm like, I should record a day in the life. Yeah, of course. People wouldn't believe what I do. Not every day is like that. And like the truth is, is that like most content creators, like people who don't have really any structure in their drives, like they don't even set an alarm. You know?

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Now, I think Megan does set an alarm. Obviously, she has kids.

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All's that to say, the little caption on the video was giving, you know, meetings, meetings, meetings. Try being an influencer for a day.

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yes so the real story here yes not every time she posted Instagram story it's not newsworthy but I tried I tried I know because she's been so silent for so long and now we're like forced to look at this like so critically I also find it so strange like I know when you're at that level like Meghan Markle's launching a company you get the best social media managers the best strategy people like all this content is pre-scheduled pre-published and the content is so bad and it

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Now that obviously the scars from my facelift have healed, I can remove the sunglasses and not feel shame.

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And it's not like, I think that a lot also about sometimes with Taylor Swift, like when she joined TikTok, it was seriously some of the weirdest content and everybody was like making jokes that she was like chewy millennial who didn't know how to use TikTok. And you know that like, she has a whole team of people whose job it is to like source the footage and the sounds and everything.

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And it's like, how did we get with this piece of content with how many people who had to look at this? And that's how I feel a little bit about Megan. It's like, This instead of Instagram stories cost you $100,000, 1,000%, based on salaries and agencies and contracts.

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See, I think that it's a flop and she had all these people working on it. Like there's no way she launched a huge social media campaign for like after years, like she's finally kind of coming back. There's no way she didn't hire the best of every agency you possibly could when it comes to marketing, social media management, content creators.

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I can think about all the agencies in LA who would love to like 1000%, 55 people worked on the set of Instagram stories.

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Yeah. Even though what, what's today's date? We're about 10 days away.

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And, you know, we're obviously different because you don't need a pair of sunglasses to say brave things, but I do. So it's just there are two different types of swirlies in this world, you know? It's true. It's like a blankie. Correct.

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I do miss a lot of things about my life in Florida. One, I miss sitting behind a desk. I loved the power that gave me and also the flattering angle.

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Yes, these chairs are comfier. I do miss my hotel. My hotel was fab. I know I told everyone, like, I stayed at a hotel for the first time, like, ever since Jackie moved to Florida. And I won't be returning. And now that I've left the premises, I can say I stayed at the Boca Beach Club. It was amazing.

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I really feel like I got my money's worth. You know, when you go to a hotel and like you use every possible amenity that they have to offer.

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We're going to get splash pad. Room 1101. We're going to get splash pad. Jackie literally showed up every day with her family. It's so family friendly, but also like I use the spa. Yeah. I mean, Ben ate at all the restaurants. Ben used the golf course. Ben took the shuttle to all the different properties. Like we literally were like,

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It's like that episode of Friends where Ross really wants to get his money's worth from the hotel. So he takes things from the hotel that technically aren't illegal. He doesn't steal the salt shaker, but he steals all the salt inside. That's yours to take. That was me at the Boca Raton. That is so funny. Seriously, I was taking...

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Now, we have like a big show today because it's Monday, which means just like verbal diarrhea. Lots to talk about.

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We didn't watch it. And like since when are people watching it? Because they streamed it on Netflix. Like I saw. And I want to say, I think they actually did a good job of like trying to get people to watch it. I saw like a bunch of clips.

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But I seriously think since when are SAG-AFTRA like required viewing?

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So this weekend... His Instagram name is at Jesus Hair. I feel like people probably recognize him from like all the girlies.

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And it's so sad. But then like there also was some like a very unverified drama about the conditions around his death. Apparently he had like fallen ill while traveling abroad with a celebrity. Yeah. Who these unfounded rumors said was J-Lo. Just because a few days ago he was in Dubai with J-Lo. In Dubai with J-Lo. And he got very sick. With pneumonia.

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And the rumors were that J-Lo left him behind. And actually it's been cleared up that no, they got him back to LA. They got him proper care. But he ended up getting pneumonia. Yeah. So I don't know what the real conditions around his passing are. But there was some drama trying to be made. Then it was quickly cleared up. I'm not entirely sure.

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Yeah. And who like really was like people kept around like one because he's obviously talented, mostly because like he's just got great energy.

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So just that's really sad. And he's so young. Yeah.

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I agree. I was so shocked to see this one because he is relatively young, too. He's Frank Catania, senior son, who's like, you know, an endless playboy. So I thought like maybe that was going to be Frank Junior's life. I loved to see this. Obviously, that should be me. But if it can't, I'm so happy it's this girl. What's her name? Amber Nicole. Same thing. So thrilled.

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I feel like Dolores is kind of having an amazing year. With traders, everybody's loving her. She's crushing it. Now, personally, things seem to be going really well for her. I was thrilled to hear this. And it does...

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remind me about the issue at hand of New Jersey and did you see last week there was like a rumor that came out that three people have made the cut and they were Teresa Melissa and Dolores no I think I think it wasn't Teresa and then I saw Teresa getting her own show her own show so is Melissa Dolores who was the third I saw too. It was like unverified. Yeah. And Rachel Fuda had her baby. I saw.

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Yeah, the claims were that Jennifer Aiden, Margaret Josephs, Rachel Fuda, and Danielle Cabral had been fired and that Melissa and Dolores would be moving forward in the new season while Teresa would be giving a spinoff. For sure.

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Okay. This reality board.com. But then a spokesperson for Bravo said no decisions have been made for the casting around Ronge, even though I feel like that's kind of like a legit rumor.

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transpiring although I do think and I'm obviously biased because I'm friends with her but that Margaret should be on the list of people who stay because like say what you want about her love her or hate her like she is a polarizing housewife who like makes shit happen yeah I totally agree but she wasn't the third name she was not because I remember it being like oh damn no Margaret Yeah. Yeah.

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Who the hell was the third name that I'm glad that you saw it too. I'm so happy for Frank Catania. Yeah, me too. I'm so happy for this girl. Hearts are breaking everywhere. Yeah. He's kind of a dreamboat for a lot of young gals. But I love that he's like, you know, in a committed relationship at 26. Like you wouldn't expect that from him. I don't know why. Right.

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No, just because kids these days, you know, they don't want to settle down. Kids these days. Like not him getting married before his dad.

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Mazel Tov. Mazel Tov to the Catania family. Is Dolores, wait. Dolores Catania. She has her married name. Yeah. She's so old school like that.

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Well, what's her name going to be? Amber Catania. Nicole Catania. Yeah, right. Couple of strong Cs. Yeah, I was going to say, it's kind of consonant heavy.

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Oh, you know, me and Ben are watching Desperate Housewives and we're almost done with it. So we were talking last night like, oh, my God, we're going to be so sad when it's over. No, Ben likes it more than me. Like it is. And he had seen it before, but, you know, not for a few years. And so we were saying what we were going to do next.

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And I realized upon discussing with Ben, Ben has never seen Friday Night Lights. And I think that's what we'll tackle next.

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And I was like, you don't know. Clear eyes, full hearts can't lose. He was like, I mean, like I've heard of it, but I don't know what it's like regarding.

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Texas forever. He will love it. He will love it. You will love it. Like literally one time Jackie's kid said that. Like if you guys don't know, we've been saying that a lot recently. We forgot to give context. Like one time we heard Harry say, you will love it. And we never were the same again. So you will love it. Ben will love it. Ben will love it, by the way. Harry's right.

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So White Lotus is Blind recap will be at the end of today's show. So if you're looking for like a full, I'm fully caught up on Love is Blind and I'm gonna do my best to stay on top of it. But I hear you. It is so fucking dreadful.

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And so they just have it really, they crush it at Skims. Everything now, if I need something, whether it's like pajamas or undergarments, and I know that Skims makes it, like I'll just automatically go to Skims because they're one of like my most trusted brands. And one of my favorite bras and like the entire collection is the Fits Everybody collection. I wear a lot of the bralettes.

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And five minutes went by. Yeah, it's thick. It's dense. Like it's dreadful. I'm enjoying it.

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By the way, this is so amazing. What? One, because I could totally see it. And I had seen somebody saying in a tweet that the dad of that family gives Thomas Ravenel energy. Like I saw that a couple of, like maybe a week ago. And I was like, oh my God, totally. The accent is exactly the same. So this being true is so crazy to the person who tweeted that.

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Well, Jackie, just wait because like now TikTok has entered the chat. Like there's a TikTok that goes viral. in real time about one of the castmates and they talk about it.

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But also I feel like this is not the first time where celebrities and actors have admitted like Bravo's influence. Was it Grace Van Patten who was like, yeah, we all watched Vanderpump Rules or I modeled my character off of like Toxic Stassi era. Like- They are literally the blueprint for culture.

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Yeah, and I saw Lucius Malfoy, the dad, also talking about his accent because he, I think, is British. And he has such a really, he's like, it's not just a Southern accent. They were told to do like North Carolina or something. So I bet they watched some Southern charm.

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So when I think of the dad, yes, I definitely see him as a Thomas. Yeah. When I think of the mom, she kind of gives Patricia a little bit. And she is by far the best character. She is totally good. If someone's going to be nominated for an Emmy or whatever next season, it'll be her. She's so funny. The kids, I'm trying to think.

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Honestly, the older son is like a little Shep, which sounds insulting to Shep.

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The daughter doesn't remind me of anyone.

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So it's a good season? Do you take back what you said? No, no, it's not a good season. And this is what it really boils down to. This isn't spoiling anything. But you're allowed to spoil. At the end of the day, No, I'm saying, but I'll save all the spoilers. So like, it'll be in the timestamp. So I'm not spoiling anything right now.

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Yeah, that must be like the coolest feeling too. Like you're Craig and you open up People Magazine and you see this. Like the biggest show in the world and they're modeling themselves after you. Yeah. And the episode was like fine. The thing is with White Lotus is... In order to really like enjoy it, you have to watch the whole season.

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So like episode by episode, it's not, it's not like a fun show to watch week to week.

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How's being home? I really miss you. I really miss our Pargy studio. I miss being near the beach, but it's been so nice to be in my own bed. I can't lie. Like you could take me to the most magical of places, like a free trip where I have a butler. Like it could be the best trip in the world, but that trip doesn't have my bed. And at some point I'm going to want to go home, you know?

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Okay, we need to talk about the three women. The three women are... Because let me tell you how fucking real that was. At first, when, like, the two girls, Leslie Bibb and Bridget Moynihan, were talking about the third, I'm like, that's so real. There's always somebody who's, like, a third. And in the first episode, too, they were also, like, leaving her out.

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But then it turns out that it's just, like, one of those really toxic friend groups where, like, you're just talking shit about the other person. About whoever's not in the room. Right. And I'm like, that's also so real. But that girl, who we thought was, like, the initial... And don't ask me anybody's name in this show.

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The one who we thought was like the big time loser, but then like also ended up being like a little villainy about Bridget Moynihan. Like I do think she's the toxic one in the friend group, even though it's like a toxic friend group period.

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Yeah. And are the other two going to start talking about Leslie Bibb or is Leslie Bibb kind of like the.

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Yeah. And her chicken and her beans. No, not only that, like the Parker Posey thing. Why would you remember spending the weekend with somebody 10 years ago?

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And also Parker Posey's on drugs. So that's why she was weird.

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But at the end of the day, this season, they can do what they want. You know, they can try as they may. But it is inherently bad because this is an extremely uncool, uninteresting group of people. And that's really like you can only do so much with editing or whatever with just a group of really, really regular people. Like there's nothing – honestly, Joey is a character. Like he's special.

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So I saw a theory that you maybe don't understand because you didn't watch the second season. But Portia, you know that actress Haley Joel Richardson? Who's Portia? So last season, she played Jennifer Coolidge's like personal assistant. I think she gets like fired, whatever. She's that actress, Haley Joel Richardson, the ones who's obsessed with the Jonas Brothers. You know her.

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obsessed with you do just like look her up you know her just okay but you can continue with your so a lot of people think she looks a lot like the friend and the three the three friend groups who's staying outside is that Ellie You mean the daughter? Yes, and so they're talking about her daughter who's kind of troubled.

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People think that that... I saw a theory on TikTok that that's Portia, the daughter.

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Right, right, right. There's also like a theory going around that... This. That theory doesn't work for me.

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Okay. That this Thailand episode is like happening at the same time as season two. Like they're in the same exact time period. What about Greg? Well, Greg leaves. When? Halfway through Italy. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. I guess all these theories don't make sense. Maybe I should stop getting my information from TikTok. That's the thing. We're just kind of desperately seeking meaning here.

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And we didn't even talk about how Mook, who is so gorgeous I'm obsessed with, is from Blackpink. Do you know that?

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The gorgeous girl who works at the hotel.

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She's kind of like the biggest one, no?

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She's also a star. And I love that boy. And if she doesn't make that boy her husband, I'm going to kill her.

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Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. I didn't get that on my own.

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There is no 5k. Like there is no fight. There's no fight. No, the guard is so sweet. Like I love him so much. There are also some theories that say Lisa from Blackpink is like evil and like a villain here too, but I don't see it.

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Valentin, that he's in, oh, I didn't realize that that was obvious, that he was in on it.

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Another theory is that Greg's girlfriend, like that cool girl who lives up there, was also in on the robbery because she's like conveniently in the dressing room the whole time.

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Or if she knew the robbery was happening, why would she leave the dressing room? Like it's safe.

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I don't know what the theory on the Game of Thrones actress and the balding man is, but they are so my least favorite. They're so boring.

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Like, I just have questions. No answers. Yeah.

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Now, we didn't talk a lot about this last week, and I meant to. And then this week, they kind of pulled back on it a little bit. The Radcliffe siblings wanting to fuck one another. There's a weirdness there. Patrick Schwarzenegger jerking off in front of the little brother. Both the older siblings kind of being obsessed with getting the younger sibling to be their friend.

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I've never met anyone like him. Other than that, like they're all – it's like put them in a lineup. I couldn't – they look alike. They act alike. They're just very regular.

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Even when he woke up and the tushy was there.

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No, not only that. And, like, I didn't grow up with any brothers, so I don't know, like, what's appropriate. But I know that, like, talking to your sister about, like, her losing her virginity is fucking weird and disgusting. And I was, like, can we stop?

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But that hammock in the ocean, that looked amazing. I need the Boca Beach Club to get one of those. Yeah. It looked so party.

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So funny. Me and Ben were talking about, because we just got back from a hotel, and we were like, Ben was like, that place looks amazing. I'm like, really? It kind of looks horrible. It's not really a hotel. It's like this wellness thing, but it also has a beach. And Ben was like, actually, yeah, I can imagine having a really nice day there, and that's about it. Imagine spending a week there. Yeah.

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Right, it's the first time that like the show is focused on a property that's like not just like a, you know, a hotel for rich people. It's like a wellness therapy retreat. Who gives a fuck?

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Like he did his friend a favor and his friend like sold him down the river.

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No, I know. I, that's not even what I feel bad about. Like he seems so stressed and he's like the biggest pit. Like that's the worst feeling. Like I feel sad for him that he's feeling that.

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Right. He has the advantage of being out of the country. Now, Love is Blind. Can we transition for a minute into the Love is Blind recap? Oh, yeah. So there are now nine episodes out. We get six pods episodes, one and a half Honduras episodes. And now we're back in where they live, Minnesota, where they've moved into apartments together. They're starting to meet families.

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I wanted to talk about something I actually meant to get your opinion on because I, of course, remember you talking about this when you were at my stage of life and I wasn't listening. Okay. But my lease is up. On your car? Yeah, in like two, three months. Oh my God, you need a Jerry. I fear I must- Do you have a Jerry? No, I fear I must transition to somewhat of like a mom car, you know?

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Now, so many crazy weird things happened. Let's go couple by couple. Jackie Taylor and Daniel Short King and Christmas Girl. And Instagram.

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Okay, so you haven't seen it. You haven't seen it.

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Oh my God. Okay. So they leave the pods and they're clearly like in a holding space. They're at a hotel. We wouldn't have filmed ever at this hotel. They haven't gone to Honduras yet, but they're just like waiting there. And Taylor's like, it like came to me like where I know him from. He followed me on Instagram.

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And so she tells producers and they like set up this filming situation where she like ambushes him and like in this like conference room in a hotel. And she's like, you felt so familiar to me and I couldn't figure it out.

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But like you followed me on Instagram and I remember that I looked at your profile and there was a picture of you sitting in front of a Christmas tree with like a drink in your hand. Like I just remember it. And do you have a picture like that on your Instagram? He was like, maybe, I don't know. Like I have a picture of me like sitting in front of a fireplace.

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Like she was like looking for this one specific photo. Then She's like, there was so much about me in my bio that you could have gleaned. That I'm a nurse, that I like Taco Bell, and that I love Christmas. It's like, okay, well, that's a lot of information for your bio, but sure.

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So she was basically implying that he took these little nuggets about her and made them his whole personality because they're both obsessed with Christmas.

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So she just keeps asking him, like, did you ever follow me on Instagram? Maybe you unfollowed me. And do you have this picture of yourself on your Instagram? And it's like, well, if she just had her fucking phone, we could figure this out. 20 minutes later, a producer's like, Taylor, we're willing to give you back your phone. Do you want it? Or do you want to just believe Daniel at face value?

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She's like, give me my phone. So she gets her phone and she admits, which is so embarrassing that she has like that unfollow app where you can see who unfollowed you because. Yeah. Because like he obviously doesn't follow her right now, but he probably did. So we sit there in dead silence.

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No, no, but it's possible that he followed and unfollowed her before going into the pods. Why would he, how would he know she's going on the pods? Jackie, the whole thing made no fucking sense. Just wait, okay? I'm listening. And by the way, he's acting so guilty. Like, she's like, if I open my phone and like see you there on that unfollow app, like, he's like, well, Mike.

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She's like, well. He's like, well, you might. Like, I don't remember. I don't know what you're talking about. He kept saying, I don't remember. I don't remember. Like, so guilty, right? Yeah, but like, I guess he probably just follows a lot of random girls and doesn't want to cop to that.

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Jackie, they make us watch in silence and she scrolls through all the people who have unfollowed her over the years. And she actually makes a joke being like, damn, I lost a lot of followers. Scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, only for her to not find him there. And that's it. That's the whole scandal. I don't know if it comes back, but now I'm at episode nine and it's been buried. Wait, what?

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Are they still together? Yeah. Meeting the parents. It's going really well. It wasn't a thing.

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Your car is not not a mom car. My car is an SUV, which makes me think it's like a mom car. But and I like to think I'm the type of like mom who's going to drive a Range Rover. But like, let's be real. Like I need a I need a mom car.

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So then they end up like actually being a cute couple. His parents are like so in love with her. They love it so much. Her parents hate this whole thing, but still agree to be on camera. The parents actually both sets of parents get together. It ends up like being fine. I actually think like they have a shot in hell. I do. Yeah. Next couple I want to talk about is Virginia and ibuprofen.

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I actually really like them. I think that they had good chemistry and they have a good time in Honduras. But a lot of their storyline is now about money. She's a little bit older. She does pretty well. She has like a house and she's just been talking about a prenup and he doesn't really object to it. She's just like, listen, like, why not? There's literally no downside.

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And then when his parents like hear about it, they're definitely like weirded out by it. Because I hate when people are like, well, why are you quitting this marriage before it even starts? Like, shut up. Like, I just fucking hate that. Like, a prenup is like, especially like for a woman of a certain age who's like built up a life for herself. And especially getting married in this way.

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Like, it's a gamble. Of course. It's a gamble. Of course it is. Um, so they're like quiet. I don't know if they have like the great love of our lives. Like I, I don't think so, but I could like, there's, there don't give me any red flags. They're just like boring.

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Yeah. Right. Right. And then there's Joey and Monica who like are, you can't not notice they are beaming with personality. All they do is laugh and giggle the sock bin, the sock bin. She tells this story that, um,

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like one of the weird it's so funny every family like has their thing right like and like her family's thing is that like growing up like how you know you go into your room you have a drawer for your undies and socks like her family didn't have individual like drawers for socks they had this one laundry basket like full of socks and when you needed socks he would just like go to the sock bin you know okay he can't get over it he can't get over how weird this is

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He thinks it's the craziest thing ever. They talk about it all the time. When he goes to her house to meet her parents, he requires, he says, I need you to see the sock bin. It's seriously so funny. So they're having like a lot of fun and like all is good. But there is something weird that goes on with Monica's family. Monica has a sister.

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So it's Monica's parents, Monica, Monica's sister and Monica's sister's boyfriend. And they share that like Monica's sister's boyfriend and her met because he actually was talking to Monica. And then Monica was like, I actually think you would like my sister. So they didn't like date or fuck, but like they were, you know, they met romantically.

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It was, yeah, it actually made Monica look really good. Yeah. Yeah. but it becomes very clear that there's like, like a weird relationship between her and her sister. Like the sister feels threatened or, and like, you know, Monica would be getting married now before the sister. And Joey actually says, cause the sister, the sister had a problem with Joey, you know, like, I don't know.

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Heist and Fury to pick that thing up. It was the perfect car for like this very cool phase of my life, you know? But I'm becoming different. Now, I'm struggling because like this is a car, like obviously like, you know, I'm going to transport my family and it has to be safe. It has to be efficient. But I'm still me, you know? I'm still going to pull up to the club in this car, you know?

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I don't think he's good for you or whatever. And it's like, there's nothing wrong with him, you know? So they're recapping afterwards. And Monica's like, yeah, she just like always has problems with people I bring home. Like don't take it personally. Yeah. And he's like asking more about that. And he just very boldly was like, do you think your sister's jealous of you? And like she so is.

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Like it was so – he kind of diagnosed this family perfectly. And it was very brave. And Monica was like, oh, I don't know. I never thought about it that way. Like maybe because of the weirdness with the boyfriend.

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Yeah. Like what does she look like? Monica's prettier than her too. Okay. So Joey just sort of like said something extremely brave. Yeah. But also 100% correct because it was such a weird vibe. And Monica's so like really very lovely girl, very positive, laughing. There was like a weird vibe with the sister. And we're like, what's going on? And then Joey said it. I'm like, oh, yeah, that's it.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Especially because her boyfriend used to like Monica. It's weird. Yeah. But then in the trailer, it seems like Joey stops being so into Monica. Like right now they're in a good place, but she just, in the trailer, she's like, I feel like I like him more than me.

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Like, yeah, I'll be fine. Fine. Fine. That makes it. Yeah. Because I actually think that they're a good couple. And they like actually make me and Ben laugh. Like they're really sweet with one another. And they're one of the few couples that had sex. So I'm going to cut to Dave and Lauren next. And we'll get into like their whole thing. That's like the arsehole and the nurse.

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Yeah, the arsehole and the nurse. So when they're in Honduras, they get together one time with the whole group. Dave and Lauren? Yeah, everyone. No, the whole group gets together once. Have we moved on? Yeah, I'm moving on now. Consider us moved on. So Dave, when they get together, Dave has told us, I hate that they wake up after the first night and they don't just tell us if they had sex or not.

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Like, I'm sorry. I know it's like invasive, but you should have to tell us. Like, I'm curious. They don't. And me and Ben are like guessing, you know, you can tell a little bit. Dave, when they all get together, goes up to every single person and is like, you fucking? There's always that guy. I really appreciate it. There's always that guy. I was curious. I would never do it.

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But he wasn't having sex, so I think he wanted to make sure that that was normal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what we find out is that the liberal and the Christian, I can't remember anyone's names. Oh, the girl and the guy. Gay sister and Christian.

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Social causes and church. They had sex, which I found really shocking. Joey and Monica had sex. And I think that's it. Dave and Lauren did not.

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So I can't go full mom car. Mm-hmm. And I'm looking for suggestions.

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Virginia did not. Those are all the couples, right? No. Oh, Shorty. They did not. Because they were working through, like, that weird Instagram thing. Like, even though after that, she should have just, like, you know, to talk about something else, she should have just started fucking so that he would forget that weird thing she did. Shorty.

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So, at first, I'm, like, liking Dave because I feel like maybe he was misunderstood a little bit in the pods because he was being, like... An arse. And then he was being really sweet with Lauren about like, you know, whenever you're ready to have sex, like take your time. Like he was being very patient.

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But then they get back to Minneapolis and things immediately go wrong because it turns out that like before the trip, excuse me, before the pods, Lauren was like seeing a guy like very casually, like probably just fucking, you know? And I think they hung out like maybe a week before she left for the pods. And this guy is actually kind of connected to Dave and his friends.

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So Dave's friends, they're like mutual friends. It's a small town. I love this. Dave's friends tell Dave being like, yo. And I love that for the teacher. Yeah. Right. Like you don't think the teacher had it in her. So Dave's friends are like, Lauren is like seeing someone. They're really trying to make it nefarious. And so Lauren's like, back is up against the wall.

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She's like kind of being forced to explain this. Like she just was having sex. And she does. She was like, okay. Yeah. Like we hung out like a couple of times. He actually used to date this like girl that we worked with. Um, Like we got ice cream. Like she was just like forced to share like sort of uncomfortable parts of this thing.

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Like nobody wants to admit that they were just like fucking some guy. And he is just like so disturbed by it. He can't get over it. And he doesn't believe her. He believes his friends who are saying like she was in a full blown relationship with this grifter before the trip and wanted to become famous. And she's like literally having to defend herself so hard.

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And it just doesn't go away because he's like acting weird for like a whole week. And he's like, it's this thing with the guy. I can't. And the guy lives in the building that they just moved into. What?

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it's like it's this huge building and it's a small town so it's like she's they're supposed to like you know get get their friends and family together but like it gets canceled because like they just keep fighting about it and it's becoming very clear because there's nothing here it's so she's not like that you can tell she's it's so nothing but he doesn't stop he's using it as an excuse Yeah.

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And he's like, well, my sister knows about it now. And he's been like obsessed with his sister the whole fucking time.

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Yeah. We also use tongue. Like they're seriously like something weird going on with the sister. And then when the sister hears, the sister's already skeptical about this whole process and about Lauren in general, but the sister hears this rumor about.

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Right. And once the sister hears about this big scandal, it's like setting them back so much. And it's like, Lauren is really well-meaning and he is not. And it's actually painful to watch her like defend herself so hard and just be like not believed. And he's like, I don't, he literally will say, I don't believe you. He's like, I believe my friends.

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So they need to break up immediately. In this previews, Molly comes and, you know. He sees Molly. Yeah, he sees Molly. A lot of theories that like he looked up Molly on Instagram. But I don't think that Lauren and Molly are so different looking that you would look and be like, oh, I got to leave Lauren to get to Molly. They're both very pretty girls.

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Like they're not one more extraordinary than the other. Yeah.

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So Madison breaks up with Mason because like her number one is Ben Platt. And they like have more dreadful conversations. And then he's like, nah. Not proposing. Yeah. Like they get to an inflection point and he's like, I just don't think like we're good for each other. And she's like, what? I broke up with Mason. And he actually said like the Mason thing had a lot to do with it.

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Like she just was so high and mighty and like really weird about it. And she didn't like how he treated how she treated Mason in that moment. Wait, I don't feel like she did that. Oh, I thought she did. I thought she was being really weird with Mason being like, you played two girls. You don't even like him.

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But I've never seen, I've never seen it that like you make a strong choice and then you don't end up with that guy.

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So they're not in Honduras. They're not a factor anymore, even though they show up to this party next week. Mason and Blondie also show up to the party. Oh. Well, no, not together. No, no, no. But they'll see each other. They'll see each other. And I actually got from the trailer that they had like connected before.

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So the car mom is like this influencer who does like really in-depth reviews of every different car, like for different moms, like here's helpful things that'll, but she doesn't cover like the, like I need also the cool factor. Like I'm still me.

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already like i don't think it was the first time i think that they like are seeing each other it's just like a vibe i love when there's a party so the last couple and the episode kind of ends with this tiktok drama and it's about church man and social causes And so she's sitting on the couch and like everything, they're probably in the best spot. Like everything's going really well from them.

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They're having great sex. He, you know, brings his whole group of friends to meet her and they're like a really diverse group. Like it was just what she needed, you know? Like, no, like for real, like one of the girls there was lesbian. And I think that was like really a relief for her. Like, wow, one of your best friends who you talk about religion with is gay. Like it was really going well.

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And I was like, you know what? Maybe these two have a future. She's sitting on the couch and she's like scrolling on her phone. She goes, oh, my God. And at first I thought it was going to be gossip juicy, like not about her.

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And apparently while this was happening in real time, so like a year ago, everyone in Minneapolis was talking about the fact that the Love is Blind people, it's a small town. So like that the cast is, you know, coupled up living in this apartment building.

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And this TikTok goes viral of a girl crying, being like, I'm so sick of Love is Blind casting these terrible men who do terrible things, like kind of using very strong words. She doesn't exactly say who it is or what he did, but just being like, I'm sick of it. Netflix giving a platform to these people. So very quickly, the investigators start investigating, and it's Church Boy, Ben.

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Is that his name? Yeah, that's not Ben Platt. Yeah, okay. And then other people start sharing their stories. Now, he hasn't been accused of any great crime. Like, she was definitely...

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using a lot of uh euphemisms like she was just being exaggerating but basically he's like a dick you know he like you know dates a lot of girls says he wants a relationship then never hears from you again after you have sex with you like nothing criminal but you know not good guy that you want to bring home to mother behavior and then a lot of girls are like oh my god i dated him too and we went home together like it was kind of giving remember like west elm caleb

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Yeah. Yeah. Like just like a viral guy in a city who like dates a lot of girls and like promises them the world and then they have sex and you never hear from them again. And Sarah is in this unique spot because she's like her social cause. Like she's like, well, I'm not going to invalidate this woman's experience. You know, she, but you know, there's no proof.

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I'm not going to also write off my fiance because of this one video where she doesn't really say what you did. Right. And so he was like, She was like, have you seen this TikTok? And he's like, yeah, he had already seen it. So he must've had like the biggest pit until she saw it. And she's like, do you know this person? He's like, yeah, kind of. Like we dated four years ago.

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And she's asking him questions about the relationship. Like, did you ghost her? Did you have sex with her? And he's like, no, I didn't have sex with her. I can't remember if I ghosted her. She's like, you don't remember? And so she's like grilling him.

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She's really trying to straddle the line between like not invalidating this other woman's experience while also holding space for like, it could be a lie. And this is my fiance and I like him, but I also need to do proper digging. And so she said at the end of the episode, right before they cut was like, I believe you.

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But like, if I hear anything else, so if there's anything else you want to fess up, like, Let me know because if I hear something else, I'm going to be pissed. Yeah. And I do think in future episodes, because like the TikTok blows up and other girls are coming out. I think it becomes a much bigger thing.

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No, when the new episodes come out, just join me. I told you everything.

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So I was thinking, I also saw a while ago, Rach Parcell talking about her mom car. The Lincoln Navigator. Yeah, it was like this brand new Lincoln Navigator. It looked like a limo. Like it was so sick on the inside. And that stuck with me too. But like, are Lincolns safe? I don't know. Yeah, you'll have to look into that.

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No, you need to see Taylor scrolling through the Unfollow app.

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Where sometimes like it's so obvious that somebody finds the other person so ugly that like they can't go on.

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A thousand percent. No, there's nothing like that. That's what everyone's very ordinary. And I saw Nicole Byer talking about this on a podcast and I had said it like she said it in a much funnier way. But she's like, throw some ugly fatties in there. Like, it's really you're like, is love blind and everybody looks the same? Well, we don't know. Yeah.

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Like, it's really it's only really interesting when it comes like the blind love experiment when there are people of varying degrees of sexiness. Like, I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody on this cast is equally good looking.

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Yeah. So that's four human beings. And we really take up a space of like six. So you're right. Maybe an Escalade is exactly what we need. What happens if, you know, God willing, we have a second child? Like we wouldn't fit in the Escalade.

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Bitch to park. In New York City, the bigger your car, it can double your parking costs per month. So it's a lot of things to consider. And then some people would do a Porsche Cayenne. Okay, so I would love to be a Porsche Cayenne kind of mother. I can't lie. It's just like a little expensive, you know? How much is it?

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If I were to just like throw caution to the wind and get like a car... That's like not a mom car, but it's just like a big ass car. Like I would get that Hummer.

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Electric or not electric. You know, I don't care about the environment.

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Yeah, because the OG Hummer was such a gas guzzler, they were forced out of the market.

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What about a Yukon? I think there's a lot of good options out there. The GMC? I'm closing this chapter of my life, like me and my sexy, cool Range Rover Sport, you know?

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Yeah, it's really high up. Yeah, especially for girls like us.

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It's so true. And then also my seat is even higher because I have my coccidinia pillow on it. Of course. So there's just been a myriad of challenges and I'm looking forward to this next chapter.

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Well, when your needs are as specific as a pregnant woman, it's hard to just like flop around in another person's bed. Do you know what I mean? You have your things. Like at home, I have a lot of different necessities, especially on the nightstand, on the actual bed. It's kind of an orchestra.

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You have a really good mom car, like Zach's car.

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You don't like it? No. Everybody knows that. When you guys told me you were getting the Kia Tilly, right? I'm like, ew. And let me tell you, nobody drives that car more than me. I think it's the most amazing car. I think it is the most amazing car. And the inside, you would never know it's a Kia. It looks like a Uber X. Not X, excuse me, Uber Black. It's so gorgeous. It drives so amazing.

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But, you know, you got to be driving a Kia. Yeah. And that's something I personally, like that's a boundary I can never cross. I know, you're very much like a car snob. I'm that, I'm really shallow when it comes, and me, have you ever met Ben?

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It's true. It's true. You're not a part of like the OG convo with like all the different dealerships.

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i don't know luxury cars whatever i do think tesla falls under luxury but i would i would say yes yeah um no i don't i'm snobby and like i want something fabulous sorry i do i'm a fabulous person ben is more car snobby than you i forgot about oh my god i could never like recommend no no when ben heard you guys were getting a kia like he wasn't okay Well, the Kia's time is almost up.

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I will be devastated. And can I tell you, because I remember when you did this whole car mom conversation, which one should I get? And you and Zach were like really, like all the options, like the best one was a Kia Tele, right? I was floored. I'm like, you guys, you're too cool for a Kia. And I was wrong.

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You've got to signal for everything, my friend. So I agree. I'm with you because I'm like a seasoned driver and I don't give up on signaling, like even the smallest thing, lane changing and signaling. It has definitely become optional in certain parts of the country. It's so crazy to me. I will never be one of those drivers.

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Well, that's like you being like new driver neurotic.

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But in an attempt to feel a little bit more, in an attempt to feel a little bit closer to you, I've decided to do something a little dramatic. Okay. Wow. Now, if you're watching on YouTube, you'll see I put on my three blind my sunglasses. Now, I want to say something. I don't. I'm going to take them off. I'm going to take them off.

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The thing is, I'm sure it's a great car. The...

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charging it's not for me but mostly it's not for ben and ben's the one in charge of like keeping our car guzzling gas or you know having battery and a couple of times like we rented electric cars we used your tesla he hates it yeah well you have to like i have a charger wherever you live i've never and ben does a lot of long distance drives like he's driving to massachusetts tomorrow yeah it's not it's not for us it's not for that yeah sorry okay well keep us posted

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Should we dive in? Like, we do have a lot. It feels short. No, and it feels like transitioning to talking about something that's not us is, like, not something I'm dying to do.

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All right, I'll share a story. I didn't even tell you this. And if you watched my Instagram story without sound, which I'm sure you did because you never listen to my stories with sound, you missed this.

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I am ableist. I am ableist. Cool. I am ableist. Because honestly, when I do that caption thing on Instagram, I talk so fast and I don't use English words like Parchee that I have to like edit it so much. Don't edit it. It becomes another job.

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Okay. So I had a kind of a busy day yesterday. Been in the middle of February. I thought it would be good to golf. And I allowed it. You know, I've become very strict about when Ben can leave the house. But I figured, like, if I gave this one, I would I would get some leeway to say no. I hadn't said yes in a while. So I had to busy myself. I got a manicure.

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I went to the kosher grocer and I ended up walking. Yeah, that's right. Like 10 blocks. And that's not something I've done. And I'm walking. I know. And I didn't have my headphones or anything. So I'm just enjoying the partiness of the city. And I do what normal people do. I'm like eavesdropping. There's three girls behind me. They're so swirly. You know, they're just like girls.

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They're wearing hokas, leggings, like big socks. Like they were just, I knew they listened to the toast. And I'm walking in front of them and I'm listening to their conversation. They're gossiping about a wedding. And then they're like, by the way, I did not like the toast. And I was like, what the fuck? They don't know I'm right in front of them. And the other girl goes, no, I agree.

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It was really burnt. And I was like, oh.

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Oh, oh, I thought she meant the podcast. Well, first, of course. But then I'm like, wait, no, they're talking about a wedding. There was a toast. No, no, by the way, it wasn't back to back. So she was talking about a wedding. They were talking about a bunch of things. And then it was like silence. Was it a Moroccan wedding? She was like, I didn't like the toast.

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Like I said, I'm happy with the diaper life, but let me know how it goes.

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So big things, major moves happening here.

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It's not even meant to be like a journey. Like it's done. You know what I mean? For better or for worse.

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He's not potty trained, but like he doesn't wear diapers anymore.

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With or without. There's beauty in everything.

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But it's definitely like a major milestone in terms of like, you know, it's not a baby.

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And now I know how to potty train, which I didn't know how before. I love to do a class for everything. It's like I haven't started a garden yet because I can't find a class to teach me how to garden.

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Yeah. But like I need a class to learn. If I want to start something, I need to take a class first.

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I think about Skillshare all the time.

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You want to learn photography. Skillshare.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Yeah, I do. I like to take, I should do more master classes. You would think I would do more.

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Yeah. Yeah, I would do a tutorial for something like that or like everything, like every kid's toy I have to like put together like we're on YouTube.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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It was a very busy weekend for human beings, you know. It was Easter and so people weren't like making crazy news. They were just like... Down home with the family. And that's not like titillating stuff, which is good.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I hope everyone had a very happy Easter. And I recognize now that Good Friday is a somber day, so it's not Happy Good Friday.

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Well, I did. You know that I did. I love that one.

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Not only does he always either mess it up, even if it's not his fault, they just obviously don't respect him because they don't care to get it right.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Yeah, it was a very cute Easter on social media. Saw a lot of people having a lot of fun.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Well, are you ready for the Fast Five stories that you need to know?

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Everywhere I would order from. Well, because if I like something, I'll do it again and again. I don't do variety. So everywhere I order from, I'm the number one customer.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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It's not going to work for the sweeper. Yes, this is digitized. Everything's color-coded. Everyone in the family has a color. Everyone can put their activities up on the board, and that way no one can say, oh, I didn't know about this. It was because it was on the calendar.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Same for when we order an Uber. Like if we order an Uber from Zach's phone, like we're not going anywhere. Worst cars. Worst cars.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Well, you made us emotional. Obviously, do-to-do is forever in our hearts.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Our first story is major news, like probably the most of the elk of the most major news we could possibly report because Pope Francis has passed away today at the age of 88, right after Easter.

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Right after you saw Conclave, following a health crisis and month-long hospitalization. So Pope Francis died today at the age of 88. The Vatican said the Pope died at his residence in the Vatican's Casa Santa Marta. We were just saying he's the most influential man in the world.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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No, no. I'm just like, just to say like the most influential person in the world has passed away. That's major news.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Yeah, it is. It definitely feels connected to the heavens.

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Yeah, no, he's known for being more progressive. That's part of his legacy.

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Rest in peace. But it'll be very interesting to see what happens next. But our hearts are with everyone who is mourning this iconic figure.

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Who's next up. Who's been waiting their whole life.

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Who's been passed over a number of times.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I don't Uber a ton down here. But last time we Ubered in New York, I like called an Uber. And there was a car seat in there. Like he had an extra car seat. Like this is a driver who's prepared.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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lifelong cardinal i think you attend maybe one or two conclaves like it's not well that's also because it's not supposed to happen so often but i feel like we've been through a couple popes in our lifetime i feel like we've been through three there was one that was like pope for a day do you remember that one he was sure he like was he was he didn't die

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I don't know if they kicked him out or he left. He like wasn't working out.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I feel like that will just be quicker.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Yeah, no, I don't think it was health. I think it was difference of opinions.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Like the King of England. Sometimes. Is that not their name? Well, for Charles, it's his name. But before that, like Edward was David. Got it. Like, it's not always.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I'm like really not making jokes here. Except for Maria, which was an accident. No, I'm not making jokes either.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I don't know if you guys have noticed I haven't made a joke yet.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Yeah. That's definitely obviously in the works in the midst of the grief for the Catholic community and communities around the world.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Yeah. I wonder I wonder what the elk of the next pope will be like. Maybe it will be someone a little younger. Will they be more progressive, more modern, more traditional?

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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No, it's Catholics around the world.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I don't know. I feel like no. I feel like there has to be like things that they want to say that they wouldn't say in front of the world.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I didn't see the film, but I just imagine, like, there are things for the private, you know? And this is, like, a very significant thing. Like, you wouldn't want it to be watered down by outside views.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I don't know. I wonder if you have, yeah, a fave cardinal. Maybe, like, a cardinal in your area. Has there ever been an American pope?

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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And Pope Francis was Argentinian. Where was Benedict from?

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Cardinal Dolan. Everybody knows him.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Well, it's a sad time, somber for sure. But on the bright side, it's very exciting. You know, change is very exciting to me.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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This is really like a major part of history. So it's always exciting to live through a moment in history that will be significant hundreds of years down the line.

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I would say that. So like you are a Papa file.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Well, I once did on an airplane and I fell asleep, but the prophecy.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I'm saying all this with so much love and respect, so if offense was taken, it was not meant that way.

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And I hope you can forgive me like I forgave Haley Joel Wasserman.

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1,000% after the show on Friday, I watched the video. Oh my God, I was cracking up.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Right. And I don't think the police officer was a Jew. No, definitely not.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Like, where did that word come from? It's obviously like in your vernacular. So that's a cause for concern.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Yeah. That is where the yeah start. My newest from a Harry video, but I forgot which one.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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The Coaches, You Are Beautiful video.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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So rest in peace, Pope Francis. Rest in peace.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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It's a celebration too for two adults.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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yeah rest in power that too that too move on let's move on like i feel like we did a good job like i okay the next story is one of the craziest headlines i've ever read and one of the craziest photos i've ever seen because elizabeth hurley and billy ray cyrus are smoking sparking romance rumors with a kissing photo on easter so yeah like elizabeth hurley yes you heard that yeah elizabeth hurley like british bombshell

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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She's from the Royals on E that was canceled before its time. She's like a legendary. I mean, it's the Elizabeth Hurley that you're thinking of. So I just want to get it. That's the one. There's only one.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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um is kissing billy ray cyrus and posting it to her like her own instagram in a proud like a farm and he has longer hair than her and is wearing a headband with bunny ears and he's carrying a staff a stick they're against like a wooden farm fence yeah they're clearly at a farm um If I saw this picture before the inauguration, I might have been like, oh, interesting and kind of cute.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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No, I know, but it's weird to just get one. What if you might be offended by that? You're eating for two. Two is safe.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Like random people together, even though he did call.

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Even though, like, don't forget Miley, that devil skank. Like, obviously.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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He's got a temper and I do not stand with Billy. Right. Even before the inauguration, like I was just like the whole.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Like, probably, you know, he's split from his whole family, who are, like, a bunch of, like, really, like, strong, insightful, smart women. Like, I just feel like he's the problem, for sure.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Yeah, so, like, B.I., I might have celebrated this. Maybe Elizabeth could change him. Like, maybe she's the one for him. I love when people from different worlds come together. Yeah.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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But A.I. my opinion of Billy Ray Cyrus is so low that now I think poorly of Elizabeth Hurley. How about that.

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I mean you are guilty but like obviously nuts.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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If you are posting a picture of the two of you kissing on Instagram, like that's your man. Yeah.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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In fact, you want to tell everyone. And then her son commented on the picture with like a heart emoji essence. The essence of heart emojis.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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She's looking like a cowgirl. Like she's embraced the Southern lifestyle. Yeah.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I think she lives in the countryside in England, but it's just.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Meanwhile, earlier this month, she posted a video of herself frolicking on a beach in the Maldives, and it was a reel set to Billy Ray's song, She's Not Crying Anymore.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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She had tagged his account in that. If we had reported that, like, if I had heard about that, I would have never, I would have been like, you guys, get a grip. It could be anything. Yeah. So they were obviously in the Maldives together. Yeah.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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That's what makes this so jarring.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I mean, her history of relationships, like she dated famously Hugh Grant. She dated a businessman and a producer and, you know, top quality fabrics.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Yeah, top quality fabric. And now the fabric?

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Yeah, well, that's where top quality, that's the antithesis of top quality.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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storyline she made it her own we adapted it into everyday vernacular best tagline ever period period so we'll keep you posted on these two I actually feel like very invested in their relationship and I'm going to be keeping a close eye though do not mistake it for me rooting for them shipping right you know yeah we're just monitoring we're monitoring we're up here on the observation deck because I'm in shock truly

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Are you ready for our next story? Three? Yes. Some happy couple news. Kristen Stewart is a married woman. She married her fiance, Dylan Meyer, in an intimate ceremony at her L.A. home. Well, their L.A. home.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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He's been hanging out with my husband too much. Everything gets ruined because it doesn't go in the fridge before.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Oh, no, I didn't know a children's novel, but you know that she has an album of... Of nurseries. ...lullabies where she's... Yeah. ...put songs, like, A Thousand Years and... Yes. ...You Are My Sunshine, she does, and it's Pargy.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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It's so crazy. You have to throw that food away in the morning because like it goes sour.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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There's pictures from TMZ, not great pictures, but a couple.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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It's just pictures of the two of them. At first glance, no. They're not even wearing wedding dresses nor suits. However, I do see a twinkle light.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Here she is wearing like a combat boot.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I mean, I cook something and I leave it out to cool and I'm like, can you just put it once it's cool? Will you put it in the fridge? Like I'm going to bed.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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No, Claudia, like she hates Bella.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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If anything that she were doing was even remotely reminiscent of Twilight, she would change it just for the sake of it.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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like her favorite out enough for her she talks also about it a little bit on not skinny but not fat and that was like more recently and they were just like having fun you know where you've been loca like some of the lines that she had to read yeah yeah yeah it was just funny so it's fun just hear her talk about it even if she wants to laugh at it fine like it's fun to hear her talk about it I would feel more upset about Kristen and Rob but like now Rob is with Suki and they bring me a lot of joy oh they do bring lots of joy so I feel joyful

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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She's certainly not. And she's certainly not marrying Rob.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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You would get married in Seattle? That's so you.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Which is the same. PNW. How about that?

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To everyone who lives in Portland.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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And maybe they live there, and, like, they don't like it either, but their family's there.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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And it is what it is, but they're not going to, like, start sticking up for Portland.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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So they had to shut down the mall.

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Also because you're already married.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I went out to dinner on Saturday night. Yeah, I went out. I was out until midnight. Ask me anything. Ask me anything. I was out until midnight.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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It was late, but it was actually nice. It was like a dinner party. It was late. It was late. It was a dinner party. And the reason why we were out so late is because it started pretty late, which I actually appreciate because then I'm here for bedtime. The kids go to sleep and they don't even realize that I've left. So that's kind of my ideal way to go out.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Next up, Aaron Rodgers is giving a rare insight on his serious relationship with a mystery woman.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Yep, he's in a new relationship. He chatted to his pal, Pat McAfee. Classic.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Yeah. So he's talking about a lot of stuff. Future of his career, what he's up to. He said, I'll set it all straight. From the jump, I'm in a different phase of my life. I'm 41. Wait, has it been confirmed he's off the Jets? He's off the Jets, but not confirmed if he's retiring from the NFL. He said, I'm 41 years old and I'm in a serious relationship.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I have off-field stuff going on that requires my attention. He explained he has a lot of things that have been taking up his time since the beginning of the year. I have personal commitments I've made not knowing what my future would look like after next year. I have a couple of people in my inner circle who are battling difficult stuff. That's where I've been focusing most of my attention on.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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To make a commitment to a team is a big thing. He claimed that he generally lives a quiet life and wouldn't know the rumors about his future in the NFL if his family didn't keep him informed. He's a free agent. Like he doesn't. Family. What do you mean family? Like parents.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Like aunts and uncles and cousins. Yeah.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Yeah, because he's a free agent. Fans are waiting to see if he'll sign with another team or retire. He hasn't decided yet. He's not really listening to the noise. And meanwhile, he mentioned his new girlfriend. He mentioned her in December on Pat McAfee. And Pat had joked that Rogers was in love and he did not disagree. And he said, it's a good feeling, boys.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I think people would want to sign him. He's... I think he's a really... Compared to, you know, a rookie or, like, really new players, like, he has a lot of talent.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I know, but, like, even if it's a two-year deal or whatever, I don't think he wants to retire. I certainly don't think he wants to retire like this. Like, oh, I got busy. Gotta go.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Like, I think he wouldn't go out, like, with a...

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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whimper like that you know and just like make an excuse sometimes you don't have a choice no no but like it would just be like I am retiring I've had a great career not like uh it's got busy sorry like I I so I think he's not gonna retire I think there are a lot of teams especially like crappier teams and especially teams that don't sell as many tickets as like the big blockbuster teams who not only could use a player that has his potential for talent but he's a big name and I don't even think it's about the money at this point so I think there are definitely teams that would sign him

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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But it does mean getting home at midnight.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I actually respectfully disagree. It might be... I don't know. Who's the worst team?

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Okay, that's what I was thinking. But I didn't know if that was because of draft day. Which, by the way, draft day is this week.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I'm very interested in the draft of football.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I know, but I did forsake bread on the table, and I was really hungry, and things were happening slowly. And I was like, this will be like, I could have gone for it, you know, and just thrown caution to the wind. It's the seventh day.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Nobody's working harder than Aaron Rodgers. Yeah, he had a bad... Sometimes it's not about hard work. No, but, like, the first season was... You limited... The first season got injured. Like, that just... That's part of the game. Like, you can't be mad at someone for getting injured, even though I would be, and I would be mad at the person that hurt me.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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You know what? My husband knows a lot.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Of course. By the way, fucking Jappy T. Duh.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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No, thanks. Thank you, Captain Obvious. That was not helpful. Yeah, seriously. We need the human element. All those things, they just stated facts. It's giving ass jeeps. That is what AI is.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I was like, this will be the ultimate sacrifice.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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They should be able to present information in a more predictable capacity.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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So I guess we'll just have to, you say one thing, I say another, and time will tell.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Everyone thought that I said Olivia Rodrigo was a one hit wonder. That's not what I said.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Will I eat this warm bread and butter? And I didn't.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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And the second song already came out and it was doing really well. What was the second song?

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Okay, Deja Vu. And you're like, so she's not a one hit wonder. And I said, it's too soon to call it.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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So I never said that about Livia Rodrigo.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Okay. And so maybe we should put some money on this. Actually, let's put money on it. Okay. You're betting that he's not playing next season. I'm betting that he is.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I love that. Someone remind us of this.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Aaron, you better fucking get on the field. Sure.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Okay. Someone remind us of this, like, whenever. Because we'll forget.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Okay. It's for a good cause. I'm in, coach.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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When like you've been getting drinks and so you've been like waiting a while. It took a while to sit. Like we hadn't even ordered. I'm like, I don't know when I'm going to see next crumb. And I said no.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Okay. Aaron, do it for the children.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Are you ready for our fifth and final story? I am. Sutton Strack is giving Garcelle the space she needs after their suspected friendship fallout.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Sutton is giving Garcelle space after her former co-star unfollowed the entire cast on social media, including Sutton, as we discussed last week. But now Sutton gave a statement to Page Six saying, Garcelle has chosen to unfollow all of the housewives. I can only imagine that she needs a clean break right now. I love her and I'm giving her the space she needs.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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She notes that Garcelle, whom she is...

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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close friends with is still following her business accounts the Sutton concept and Sutton brands she probably just forgot about those honestly oh they are so forgettable like she forgot to unfollow them and thanks for reminding her um even though when she searched Sutton in her following it should have that's true you're right okay she said I know that she's going to move through this next chapter with grace and success

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Yeah, I feel like Sutton thinks Garcelle's mad at everyone, but she's mad at Sutton the least because she has to just have a clean bake from the group and Sutton's part of the group and then she'll come back.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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She's mad at Sutton the most. She doesn't care about the other women. She doesn't care about Dorit. And that was the whole issue. She didn't unfollow Dorit because she is mad at her. She unfollowed Dorit because we're no longer working together. I don't have to follow you anymore. I don't give a fuck about your life.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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She is mad at Sutton, I think, but their friendship is really the only one that's salvageable because they're the only one that had a friendship. It would be so weird to me if after this they stopped being friends and they were then, in hindsight, only friends because they were on the show together. But the thing is, I don't believe that they were.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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No, I agree. But if they stopped being friends after this, then that's what that is. That they didn't have a real friendship that would

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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with Stan whether or not they're both on the show that it was just a show friendship like Erica's so sad no I know right that is sad and I think that I because it was a real friendship but the reason Garcelle left had so much to do with Sutton that they can't be friends yeah it makes it like a show a show ship you know Garcelle was not interested Garcelle Garcelle's not interested in the

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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in the players on the show. Like, that was the difference between Sutton and Garcelle. Like, Garcelle was happy to just, like, be on Hater Island, talking shit, like, and doing the show. Like, this is a job, this is a show. These women are not my friends. But Sutton is my friend. Sutton was not interested in that. She wants to have relationships with everyone.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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So, I think that, like, it's not that she chose the other women over Garcelle. It's just, like, that's not where she wanted to, like, be in this dynamic in the group.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Okay, but Garcelle chose to leave. Nobody was firing her.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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But Sutton is at the present integral to the show. Yes. Yes. Like she's fine. Her position is not in jeopardy.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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But I do think like Sutton and Garcelle, like we'll talk and maybe Sutton will apologize, but I don't think Garcelle will forgive her. Cause it's like, you didn't want to choose me and be my best friend when there were all these other people here. Like, why do I need a friendship with you now? Like I'll never see you again.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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So their friendship was a show friendship after all.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Yeah. It was almost like they got close when they weren't filming. I remember one season they came out and they were just like besties. And it's like, oh, you guys just loved each other. It was so genuine. Yeah. So it didn't feel that way. But if they can't like...

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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make amends and want to have their and even like i would be like ourself well the way we think ourself will be which is like no you didn't choose me when like it matters when i when i needed you too i don't need to be your like friend on the side no thanks a thousand percent however someone who like loves that friendship and like will miss that person might be more forgiving yeah if it really added value to your life yeah and it makes you sad to not be friends with that person take them back

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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We're twin, we're both wearing Gargi Pargy set merch. We're not even like launching merch or announcing anything this week. We just both wore it on our own accord. That's how comfy, cozy and Pargy-lish it is.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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No, we don't care anymore. But I understand, like, Sutton's ready to give her space because she needs to, like, she's mad and she needs to go through those emotions. Like, you can't just stop being mad like that. So, and she needs to give her space to miss her.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Yeah, no, you're not, like, the last on the list. You're number one.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I said interesting. And they were. We had the Pope. They were interesting. We had Elizabeth Hurley and Billy Ray Cyrus. How would you have described the stories?

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Billy Ray Cyrus is very cosmopolitan.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Can you look up the word in the dictionary?

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I know, it's too cool. You don't want to be banned just in case they get their shit together.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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No, I don't always hate. I don't always hate. I don't like outright hate it. I'm open to it because I'm expecting greatness.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I don't even need to douse mine in oil.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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You know who does a nice bread spread?

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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let me think so our petta scar petta and it's not such a random why would i know that like well you you probably wouldn't even like it because some of them they have like roasted red pepper in the bread oh when they start throwing like cut up olives in the bread what's so weird and incongruous about me is i don't like olives i like everything i like vegetables you would think i like olives and i don't so like when there's an olive tapenade

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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The rest of the bread basket at Scarpetta. And I'm pretty sure it's like bottomless, you know?

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Morning girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Oh yeah, and they have breadsticks, which are fun for the whole family.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I actually wore this to dinner at Trouty's last night. So it was like, and it looked so cute. And I was like, let's run it back.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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No, Wagalu is French, but they've got options. Like I like eating there and I'm not a Francophile.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I understand. The chair I am remembering now. It's not the first thing.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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And the noise level, the acoustics.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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They won't just go for Heinz. They have to do Sir Kensington.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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that's the kind of sugar I like. And it's very, you know, it's a particular one.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Well, I'm glad that we made it over the Pesach hump and we can go back to appreciating our bread. I'm actually excited to make sourdough. Like, do I even remember how to make it? I don't know.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Literally. It's not a tutorial. It's a whatnot to do. But I actually had a major weekend yesterday.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I had a hamburger on a bun, a small luxury that I had missed.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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We potty trained this weekend. We kicked off the potty training journey this weekend, but it's like, so what I did, I hadn't really been doing the potty training previously. Like I know people like kind of do it slowly over the course of months. Um,

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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That's like not and I've also heard like really just wait until your kids are ready like really wait because like it'll just become like terrible if you do it too soon and then they start getting like anxious about the toilet so I was just like I'll just wait until he's super ready and he felt ready so we did this class on Saturday that I had heard about it was like a four hour class where we like.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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it was literally like a frat house.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Drinking games. No, no, it was literally a flip cup. Like, cause the kids have to drink a lot so that they have to pee a lot so that they can learn to pee in their potty. So the class.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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The class was actually like really good and helpful for me to learn how to potty train. Cause I wouldn't know where to start. Like, so to do a weekend drinking so much, staying home, no more diapers. We're not doing like once you sign up for the class.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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yeah it's true i'm sure it goes towards something else i just had to buy 15 pairs of undies underwear yeah and you know they soil them like yeah you gotta get fresh on these like yep um so we did the class which was good and then we came home and we were applying everything that we learned all weekend and we're like really making headway um we're still in like the training phase but as i said like no more diapers like it's done weather

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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And then I didn't have anything else like incredibly leavened, you know?

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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It's a success or not, but the more you stick with it and, like, follow the rules from the class, he's taking to it really well. So it's been pretty major.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I feel like, you know, it's usually, like, the younger start to do things sooner because they want to be, like, their big siblings. Yeah.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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We had to bring a fake toilet. Thank God I had one that Frida had sent me because we didn't have one. And it was really part. She had the Rolls Royce of fake toilets in the class.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I have big plans for today. Sourdough, we're back.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I feel like most kids are afraid of the toilet at a certain point, but it's not like during the potty training phase, but we're supposed to stay on the little toilet until we have like five consecutive poops in the little toilet. And then he can go back to his toilet that has, you know, the little accessible ladder, the little accessible chair on top.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Yeah. So it's been fun. I'm like excited that we've kicked it off. It's not as like big and scary as I thought it was going to be. And we're also doing nighttime training at the same time. They say that's easier to do. It's like, yes, it's very inconvenient and a pain in the butt, but like it'll work out better if we do it all together. So that's where we're at.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Well, it's definitely like less wasteful, which you'll like. You don't have to buy all the diapers and all the.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Anything to cut costs and live a minimal lifestyle.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Cloth diapers aren't as scary as they sound, but not that I use them, but I've like seen.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Like I would just say when there's a poop, we'll throw that one away.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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What were you, oh, about putting them in the toilet at birth. I actually saw a chart recently about potty training ages over time. And as a society, we're getting really bad.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Yeah, I think the norm used to be one and a half was potty training.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Yeah. But then it's like if you start at two and it doesn't take because they weren't ready and then they're scared of the toilet and then they start holding in their poops for days.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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That's a hard habit to break. And you know what? I don't really mind the diapers so much. Like every once in a while it's like, oh gosh, I wish this one was in the toilet. But like diapers are so convenient. I could change them wherever. I don't have to use like a public restroom and like get in the restroom. I can just change in the trunk of my car like

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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And then there was this picture going around, I guess, like, back in the day when he was, like, trying to become a YouTuber. He used to pass out these business cards that had, like, his face on it. Like, Ben's YouTube. And, like, it was cringe, but, like, literally. It was cringe, but, like, okay, pop-off networker.

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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and so all these things kept coming out like just like making fun of him and she was like winning and then he made a tiktok like he finally decided to he just like let all this happen to him even at the reunion he like didn't defend himself so you just assume that he's guilty well he just like made a tiktok not after that guy christmas photo daniel

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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Yeah, by the way, he totally followed her.

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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So he just basically like posted all the screenshots of all the text messages between them after the show. And it really made her look so bad. First of all, it's like your values, your values, your values, your values, right? You still got engaged to the guy who didn't have your values. You then broke up with him like in front of everybody, like my values, yeah.

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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And then you still got back together with him after the show. It's like your values obviously aren't that important to you. It's fine. Like, but stop acting like they are because you are acting like not in accordance with your values, right? All these text messages, like really proving kind of like everything she said to me had been a lie about their time afterwards.

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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And like now she's making a million TikToks defending herself in the comments. Everybody's so over her. It's like, girl, leave this man alone. Like he didn't even fight back when you really like during the reunion and afterwards, like tried to like annihilate him and it worked. He didn't even fight back. And then you just didn't stop.

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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So he made one video with the screenshots and it really exonerated him. And you like, people are, she's getting eaten alive now. Like it's, you either live the hero. What is it?

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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joey oh yeah so there's just like a lot of rumors now about like the cast and again it comes back to like losers gonna lose like i i can't care that much but the flip in public like the people who are still paying attention the flip in the public perception you are amongst them you can i know i'm a self-hating love is blinder so love is blind season eighter yeah yeah totally are you in any chat rooms

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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I'm not not, you know, like I I'm in a couple of group chats like with people where we talk about it until the next season. And do we have the 49er story today?

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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Whatever the opposite of unplugged is, like I was plugged. I would love to know my screen time. Jackie, I did not get out of bed or off my phone the entire time. Even when I was watching TV, I was scrolling on my phone. Let's see. See all activity.

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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I think that like one third of all people are water signs.

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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Maybe it's people who drink a lot of water for sure.

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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Yeah, pretty much. And to be clear, I had 11 and a half hours on my phone yesterday. And that's impressive given that I also took a two hour nap.

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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Oh my God, grandma. I just wait for my weekly report. I don't go to settings. Just scroll down.

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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And type in screen time. Oh, well, I do the search. Do the search. And then you're going to see all app and website activity.

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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So now swipe to the right and it'll take you to yesterday. I don't know if you're ordering.

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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This is like hearing about someone's dreams.

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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Yeah. Yeah, that was. Yeah, that's really good. Yeah. Yeah. Now, we do have a lot to do.

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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Oh, okay. We can dilly dally more. What else?

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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And you're welcome to meet me at the Aptop. I wish you didn't start singing that song. It's like a song now that's torturing me, you know?

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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And now like, I really need a bigger size. Um, And that's been the hardest part of pregnancy, especially on the toes, like finding new tops, new sweaters, new blouses. And that's what Avara is really great for because they keep their prices really reasonable, but they don't sacrifice their quality. And it's not like stuff you're going to see anyone else wearing. Like it's really unique.

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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It's really cute. It's really party sweaters. And they have great seasonal items. Like for the holidays, I had such cute like little candy cane items. They have a range of versatile styles that let you mix and match spring styles for endless options. Also, their size inclusivity is really fabulous. And they have an Avara exclusive line that you can't find anywhere else.

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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I don't know if I've, I mean, in my pregnancy era, have I even DD'd? No, there's nowhere to drive to. It's hard to be a designated driver when you don't leave your house.

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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And I got a targeted Facebook ad that worked so well for Honeylove, like I want to say maybe six years ago. And it's my go-to whenever I have like a wedding or like a business thing that I need like

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Our first story. Turtle dove? Nah, turtle love.

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What is this show about? I actually feel like I've been thinking about that. What kind of business you in? I've been thinking about that a lot recently. Like, what is this show about? It's so funny.

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I'm like, no, I actually think a lot of people want it. At the end of the day, guys, sound off in the comments. If you could, one word, what is the toast about? I would say the toast is about me. That's how I feel for my POV.

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Oh, screw sisterhood. It's about me. I guess, yeah, that's better. That's better. But you know how self-centered I am.

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Oh my God. I feel like I spoke this into existence. Was it literally last week I said like, I've only ever been like truly drunk with your husband like three times.

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Mm-hmm. Okay, yes, but we don't sit here every day and talk about love. Do you know what I mean?

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Yes, yes. So I would say the essence of the toast is love.

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Yeah, well, when I tell people like in a basic elemental level, I'm like, oh, it's about like pop culture and celebrity. And it's not. Like we've, that ship has sailed.

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When you boil it down, like we cannot be summed up to just one word.

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They're always trying to put us in a box. Wait, speaking of, you know, we have like a semi-viral TikTok sound. And by semi-viral, I'm like, like it has a thousand views. I mean, a thousand videos. It's the classic Jackson Claude sound. How does it go? I can't like about how amazing we are. The fact that we have so many haters. It's such a funny sound.

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And over the weekend, Alex Earl and Bethany posted it on Bethany's channel. I forgot to tell you this. Bethany deleted it.

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Yeah. What? Yeah. Why? I was getting tagged in it like a million times and I was so excited. I'm like, oh my God, the swirlies are swirlying. And then somebody tagged me in it and I opened it and it said videos gone.

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It wasn't the best lip syncing moment. It wasn't the best lip syncing moment. And we're difficult to lip sync over. Yeah. Because we have a very specific tenor and rhythm to our voices. And we obviously speak very quickly.

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I'm sorry. I sent you that being like, oh my God, look at us. Alex, Arielle, ah. And then I didn't follow up. I didn't want to ruin your weekend.

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It was, he had to be there kind of moment. It was a fleeting, beautiful moment.

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And I think his previous contract was two years, $9 million. So it's relatively, I don't know why they released him. I think they ended up spending more money, but I don't think they were right. And like, I don't know if they were expecting that. Kyle would be really desired by another team. The Steelers really wanted him.

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And I think they offered him more money and he decided to take less money to stay because he loves his team and like wants to finish what he started. I don't think they were expecting that. And I also, I know it doesn't like matter to organizations because it's like, it's all about the bottom line. It's all about winning.

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And if you cut someone or release them for whatever reason, there's a reason for it. But I do think like the outcry from the fans, like the faithful, that's what they call them. Like I have to imagine it had an impact. Like all the players, like it's not good for morale. What's a million dollars for morale?

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What do you think this means for Sydney Warner? Like she thought she won. We talked about this on Friday if you guys aren't familiar.

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Failed. So if you guys weren't paying attention on Friday, we talked really briefly. There is like a lot of like wife drama over in San Francisco when Kyle was released. This girl, Sydney, who was oddly on The Bachelor, but it's now like a famous wag. Her husband's name is Fred Warner. He's really good. She was like posting celebratory shit. I mean, like, it's such a good day.

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Meanwhile, everybody else is posting like montages of them crying. And so people were quick to. you know, make the connection. And it wasn't the first time that she had posted something shady in regards to Kristen use check. But now like, not only are they back, but like their hometown heroes, they gave up the money, more money to go to Pittsburgh. Like they are beloved like by the community.

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What? And like, she kind of showed her cards. Yeah. She showed before it was official. She showed her cards. She should have waited to dry. Yeah. Yeah. What a pit do you think she has? I don't know. I feel like I feel like she's kind of ballsy.

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Right, right, nothing ventured, nothing lost. I'm happy that I didn't throw away all my 49ers gear because I was done. What am I rooting for this random team for? What's my personal connection?

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The comments on Friday's episode were cracking me up. Everybody was being like, not Jackie and Claudia bothering the fuck out of Kyle Juszczyk with their stupid questions while he's clearly going through some contract negotiations. Probably very stressful.

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Literally prancing along. You get a little thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water. Damn, a fucking bullet rips off part of your head. Your brain's laying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask you, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing? That was such a good reference. Kudos to you.

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Like really A plus podcasting right there.

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I also want to say to Kyle, you're welcome. I think the pressure from being weenie of the week to the 49ers like definitely added.

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Yeah, the 49ers, like, follow me on Instagram. They're, like, always commenting on my shit. Especially because, like, when me and Ben announced our pregnancy. Our. Lol. I'm wearing a 49er sweatshirt. Like, it was just because it was the only thing that fit me at the moment. Like, it wasn't, you know. And I think they, like, really see themselves, like, in my journey. So, it's good for everybody.

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The synergy remains. The faithful family. And I'm glad we can all stay.

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If he like went to other teams, you're saying?

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That's a nice way of thinking about it. But for me, if that's my man, I'm like, girl, we have bills to pay. Get back in there.

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But in this situation. Literally a bunch of commies on the field. I'm cracking up.

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So it's 2025 to 2030. Okay. Six years, 330 million.

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It is. So it's 55 a year plus a signing bonus of 56. What's GTD at sign? Is that what you're owed at signing?

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147. So he gets like half of it up front. Oh, and then guaranteed like total, like let's say they trade him, but he's still guaranteed 250.

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Damn. Yeah. What'd you do with $330 million? To be honest, it's not enough.

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Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you do have to factor in taxes. So let's say, you know, you're, you're going home with one 75 ish. Okay. Well that changes things. Right. And then of course I have to take care of people in my life. And then I need to put some away for future generations and also my money so I can stop working.

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To take a bite out of. Yeah, a couple homes. Yep. Maybe a plane.

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Yeah, I often daydream about what I would do if I was the type of person who could afford a plane. And I actually think having a plane is more trouble than it's worth.

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I could charter. Do you think they took Kim Air to India?

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So I actually think that they didn't because it's such a long flight and private airplanes, like actually a lot of celebrities, like when they fly internationally, they have to fly commercial because you stop for refuel. Her plane is huge, but like, it's not Drake's plane. It's like a 747.

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They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday. Hope everybody had a partalicious definition Fergalicious weekend. Speaking of girls who are Fergalicious, it's Jax.

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Yes. I don't think that Kim and Khloe spent any money being there. I think they were, like, flown out, put up, the dresses, the diamonds from Lorraine. And I actually think when Kim was like, oh, no, I'm going to have to pay for the missing diamond that fell on the floor, I'm almost positive the Ambani's paid for it. Like...

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No, for sure. But like that little diamond was like a hundred grand.

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You looked pargy, like really pargy. Blue is, blue looks good on Foley.

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Well, I'm happy to say bang bang, you know.

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Bang bang into the room. You know you want to.

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Oh, I didn't feel like this was giving new couple. I don't know why. I know that they were together, but like he's so ugly and old and she's so fabulous and young and she is seeing someone, a very highly controversial figure. Her community actually really turned on her when they found out she's dating like a former dictator of Cuba's son, like somebody really offensive to her community's son.

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And that was a couple of months ago. I assume they were still together.

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I just, I actually refuse to believe this.

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Yeah, I know, but, like, sorry, Tom Cruise is gross. I know you think so. No, no, it's not like a feeling I have.

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Excuse me. I'm not saying to, and this, thank you for pointing that out to the Gen X. I'm not saying he's gross because he's old. Like there's a lot of baddies who are that age of that generation.

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His face, his brain, he's short. Seriously, what's to like? If Tom Cruise wasn't a talented actor and he was just a regular Joe Schmo, he would be like divorced alcoholic couch potato, please. There's nothing desirable about him.

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No, no, I'm telling you, Jackie, you're thinking so low of the Gen X swirlies. The Gen X swirlies do not fuck with Tom Cruise. He's so toxic. Oh, yeah.

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No, I'm telling you, that's like the mystery. No one fucks with him. So how is he the biggest movie star in the world?

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Yes, logically, I agree. Like I see the photos, but there is something inside me just stopping me. I am resisting arrest because these two can't possibly. They just can't.

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Yeah. And if you are, if we're going to like go back and look at history for references, like her having poor taste in men and liking older men, like there is proof of that. Ben Affleck, the dictator's son, like she's not known for her choices when it comes to romantic partners. So actually...

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The evidence, the evidentiary support leads me to believe that actually maybe if I'm looking at this, you know. They're married. Right. As a completely unbiased third party perspective with no particular interest in the matter. Yeah, no, this definitely seems like something she would do. Yeah. And him, a young ingenue who he can torture, that's his favorite. Yeah. You will love it.

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Well, you're just reminding me, I finished Sex, Lies of College Girls, which is literally a show about Colgate.

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Even though she's... You will love it. Even though she's a little too powerful for him. Like, he got his claws into Katie Holmes so early on. She was like a rising star. She was super young. He was really able to control her and bring her into his crazy-ass cult. Like, Ana de Armas is... One of the biggest movie stars in the world. And she's much older. Well, not much older.

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She is slipping, for sure. But she's still up there. It's not too late for her to turn it around. No, it's not too late. But she's not where she was. No, I always think about that. You know who I think that about all the time? Do you remember Alicia Vikander? Yeah, slipped.

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And I want to say something, and it goes against everything I believe in, because I don't think Mindy Kaling has ever, like, done anything wrong. But, like, this was actually some of the worst TV I've ever watched. And there was a time where I thought it was the greatest show ever created. And, oh, my God, it was so bad. Like, did anybody else think that?

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there was like a two year period where like Alicia Vikander was like the face of Louis Vuitton, the face of Swarovski in every movie, Venice Film Festival, Cannes Film Festival. She was clearly on her way to becoming like the next Cate Blanchett or whatever.

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I don't actually. That's a pretty good analysis. Yeah.

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We don't talk enough about how Camila Cabello actually has fabulous taste in men. Obviously, Shawn Mendes. Like, who wouldn't? You know? This billionaire. Beautiful.

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And then that dating app founder who's Jewish and hot, what's his name? Yeah. Did he start Lox Club? I think so. Whatever, like hot Jewish tech entrepreneur.

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I love when pop stars have like... flings it's kind of a rite of passage with like unknown non-famous billionaires like remember when Rihanna was low-key dating that Saudi prince like that was a really crazy time for her yeah um I love this you know Janet Jackson very famously also dated a Saudi billionaire I'm not sure if he was a prince um I love that.

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You know, it's a kind of a different route of, and you know, they can pay to get you all the places.

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I feel like that's what Sophie Turner's doing right now with like her unknown aristocratic. Pellegrino Perrier. Correct. Yeah.

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Yeah. I like when people do something different, but still chic.

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When you were in a relationship that was like for Camila Cabello, like so Hollywood and like Stan culture and like kind of toxic at times. Like you were performing together. Like that's fun, but it can be really dark. And so there's none of that here with a billionaire. Like we're just happy on our plane and our yacht.

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I know. And with the Renee rap of it all, I thought it wouldn't affect the show. And I don't know if that's why it was bad, because she left. Or because the writers, they took a left turn. And to replace her, they replaced her with three people. And it's actually too much now. They should have just gotten a replacement and stuck with it.

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There's nothing wrong with that. I am glad to see her platinum blonde hair be gone. She was sort of like made to be a brunette, you know? Yeah, I do. I do. And I think that that that platinum hair had a lot to do with why the music flopped, if I'm being honest. Kind of how like a pixie cut can ruin an actress's career. A platinum blonde moment can ruin the career of us. I don't know.

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I don't know. I'm worried about Emma Stone. That's all I'll say.

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And so they replace the roommate with Charlotte Lawrence. I like her. She sings. But then they have like new supplemental characters like Lila, who I love. Lila, the girl who works at the coffee shop. You like her too. And then this new girl, like there's too many people now.

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Oh, I thought like that the Leroy and him had beef.

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I mean, this is also like on the heels of like, you know, him posting weird things on social media. People are always, he did, you know, have an off week last week. I don't even like to, I don't like look into it or report on it because nothing ever happens. Like Justin Bieber, but you know what? He's fine. He's a father. He's happy there at Disneyland. Like it's always fine. Yeah.

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And then Haley was posting like things on her stories about church and a lot of people thought it was like her leaving church. Whereas I definitely like understood it as like if I went to church, I would find this relatable and funny. Like she was just commenting on like church culture, not like I'm leaving the church.

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But you know what was what I hoped it had be? I watched so much TV this weekend. Ben was gone on a golf trip. And this was like the one thing, like the second we found out we were pregnant, he was like, I won't go. Like, let's just take it like month by month. We'll see how we go. And I know he really wanted to go. So I was like trying to be supportive. Big mistake.

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Wow. You think there's trouble in Leroyadice? Leroy and McCray. Leroy Day. Well, she's like busy. She just launched an album. Like, I don't think she could just be taking days off.

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By the way, Ben, you know, Ben is like fake into wellness, right? Because like he, you know.

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Central. I remember. I watched the episode. He gets fake into herbs and he takes creatine, but literally he'll do crack. He doesn't really go there. He doesn't commit. He literally lives on Advil and Tums. Yes, actually. He's been trying to pull back, but yes. Advil is his multivitamin. Yeah, he's a big talker, you know?

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The man loves a cigarette, okay? Like, please.

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But he's always, like, joking about SLIT, the Software Longevity Institute of Technology, where, like, he comes up with these, like, actual fake-ass regiments and protocols and beliefs. And it's so funny. He's always talking about the Software Longevity Institute. Longevity is just a word that makes me laugh and reminds me of that.

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Well... The T is because the acronym SLEE isn't as- No, it's SLEE. And the Software Longevity Institute of Technology.

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Oh, that's, no, not pulses. What are those things called?

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Ben loves a pressure point like I had a headache the other day and Ben's really gotten into pressure points since I can't take Advil or anything and I'm such an Advil fiend like I'm so looking forward to a few months from now taking Advil again um so he's really gotten even more into finding pressure points for all my various illnesses like when I was having my IBS constipation in my first trimester like he was seriously pressing on like parts of my foot it didn't work but the other day I had the worst headache and there's just nothing you can do right

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He put this pressure point, I think it was in my knee. Oh my God, let me show you my headache went away. It was really crazy. No, you know, it pains me to like ever admit that he's right.

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I will never be supportive again. I was so fucking bored, like dead, like. They need to invent a new word for bored because that's how uneventful my weekend was. But I watched everything under the sun. And I watched the entire season of the Kardashians on Hulu.

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So my belief with the reason that it worked is that it's a little placebo. It's like my head was really hurting me, but then there's this big man in his huge hand breaking my knee that like by the time he releases it, I'm more focused on the pleasure of my knee being intact than the little pain in my head.

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Yeah, so that's like a big core tenet. Pressure points, Gaia herbs, turmeric.

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That's the one. But it's like this one brand they sell at Whole Foods. It's called Gaia Herbs. Quick defense. Quick defense. Yes. Ben, if you're ever sick, he'll be like, all right, come here and I'll give you the biggest pile of pills. I'm like, you want me to swallow? I would die if I swallowed all these pills. It's turmeric. It's echinacea. Oh, he loves turmeric. Yeah, he loves turmeric.

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radiator springs racers ride you'll feel like kids leroy again you'll feel like kids leroy so his presence is definitely like confusing especially because you said there's former beef i thought that the two of them because i i don't know i don't know i don't i don't have proof i just remember like things being bad they did the song together yeah And I think like Justin brought him in.

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He was like a Scooter Braun, like a whole thing. And then he left. I don't know. I just thought there was beef. Maybe there's not.

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So true. Especially after the fires. It's like everybody's reevaluating.

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That's the real beauty here of the story.

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We need to talk about the infantilization of adults at Disney World.

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But when celebrities do it, it's somehow not weird.

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And it's like they're not going with their kids. It's like people without, you know?

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Yeah, of course. That's the whole point why the park was erected.

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By the way, that's so funny that you said Sheena because when you were like celebs, love. Sheena. I was thinking Sheena.

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Yeah, I did think you were talking about Stassi.

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Not them like thinking they're doing the same thing as the Golden Globes. Like, well, you loved it. He's back.

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You inspired me. And then I saw like Liz Woods posting about it on Instagram. And I was like, you know what? Like, fuck it.

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If you really want more. We're all just like still recovering from that awful ceremony that Conan truly added nothing to. He didn't take it away. He wasn't like a bomb. He wasn't joke. He was just like not funny, not offensive, not anything. So I guess they're. happy with the mediocrity. I'm so confused.

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Yeah. Like Kim would want to host it. And that wouldn't be very good. So... Back to Conan, like, okay. Okay. I think how they thought we were going to receive this, how we are, like, okay.

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crushes it so good and like you can't wait to get more of them Nikki Glaser or sometimes it's like two people will present together and they had such chemistry that it inspires them to be chosen next you're like that's fun but so to bring or like somebody like Ricky Gervais right like there's always excitement tension Conan doesn't have that like what Conan has is that he's like a likable affable guy and

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Yeah, but the thing about Ricky Gervais is that he's, like, one of those rogue comics who has, like, the approval of Hollywood. Like, he's done movies, he's done film, he's, like, kind of really regarded and respected. Whereas, like, Shane Gillis, I think, like, the Oscars would see as, like, a fringe radical comedian.

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I don't even think I would say it's a comfort show. I feel like what I thought it was, like based on my years of watching, especially the later seasons of Keeping Up and then the new seasons of the Hulu, it was very produced, like silly beeline story plots. And then like lots of footage of the girls sitting around on their phones. Yeah, yeah. And I just, I could do that in my own house.

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Yeah. I mean, I would love to see it. Although, I don't know, like, is his specialty in terms of, like, he comments on, like, culture, but I feel like he doesn't do, like, a lot of, like, Hollywood or popular culture. Like, Ricky Gervais is sort of known for his takes, like, on Hollywood, which is why it's so appropriate.

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Whereas I feel like Shane Gillis, like, doesn't know who any of these people are and doesn't give a fuck.

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Yeah, which is why when Ricky Gervais did it, it was so crazy.

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Oh, I'm sorry. I thought he did the Oscars.

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And it's just so funny when you think back on the big scandal of Kevin Hart at the Oscars. Because now, Kevin Hart doing the Oscars is literally charity. He's the biggest movie star in the world. But at the time, it was such an honor. And I get it. You want that sort of notch in your belt. But like... That would seriously be a waste of Kevin Hart's time.

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Now, if you want to take your helmet off for two seconds, I have a couple of things I want to say about White Lotus. I'll do a brief TV recap. We'll do an official one tomorrow or whenever you watch it.

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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Okay, you guys know I've been kind of a huge hater of White Lotus because it's literally boring. This was actually a good episode. I feel like it was really White Lotus-y. Loved to see Leslie Bibb's husband, Sam Rockwell, very famous actor. A lot of people don't know that. Leslie Bibb, who's a part of the three-girl group gang with the short blonde hair, the Republican from Texas.

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Her husband in real life is Sam Rockwell, and he was in last night's episode playing the guy talking to Rick in Bangkok about how he pretends he's a little Asian girl. I don't know. That whole conversation where I was not paying attention. That's her husband, so I just loved that. Also, I just loved the partying scenes. That's really fun.

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I get a lot of anxiety watching people take drugs, so seeing the two brothers take drugs gave me a pit. I just hate watching. I don't like doing drugs. I don't like seeing people do drugs. It just gives me a lot of anxiety. But that scene with them on the boat and then also the other party with Valentin and his friends and the three girls, that was really fun.

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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It was very White Lotus-y, just very... I like that a lot. The one thing I had an issue with is I did not need to see the two brothers kiss. Call me crazy. I just don't like incest. I thought it was like gross and weird. And I know they're not brothers in real life, so it's not a big deal, but they're brothers in my mind. And at first it was like a tiny peck. I was like, okay, fine.

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But then they like made them kiss a couple of times and it was like French. It was just weird. And then the Ratcliffe family. I just love these two. The dad, oh my God, Jason Isaacs. He gives me such a pit. When he was about to blow his brains out, I was seriously like, don't do it. Don't do it. He's such a good actor. Oh my God, Parker Posey. She had so many good one-liners.

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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When she thought she was in Taiwan, she was like, we are in Taiwan. What? When she said to her daughter that her daughter can't be Buddhist because she's not Chinese. She's seriously so funny. The writing for her character is so good. She obviously really made it

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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what it is, but the writing is very good, it's very funny, and I get the character that she's supposed to be portraying, this old Southern lady. So last night's episode actually really made me like a lot of the characters. Belinda having a lizard in her room and thinking the whole time that there was a murderer in her room is so turdy-coated. I really related to her in that moment.

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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You know, I don't need to watch that. So that's why I had given up on it. And then I don't know why, maybe like it was making a lot of news. Something compelled me to watch it. And let me tell you, it's an entirely different show. I feel like they really received the feedback of them all filming together and just being on their phones. Like that was what we used to watch.

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And her and Pornchai sleeping together, obsessed. Guy Talk, the brain dead security guard who's in love with Mook, like being so stupid. He knows that Jason Isaacs took the gun. He's like standing around watching Mook dance. Like, bitch, go get your gun. Annie, get your gun. He was being so like helpless and stupid. He was pissing me off. Those are just my initial thoughts.

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When Jackie watches the episode, we'll do like a bigger breakdown. But you can put your helmet back on. You can put your helmet back on. You can put your helmet back on.

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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Oh, oh, no, just make sure to put your shin guards on, whatever. My jocks drop. Yeah. Yeah.

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Did you hear me say that? I did. You're booming. It's kind of a good reference.

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no nothing happened again but it was like finally like what white lettuce is known for right like there's nothing happening but like these people are interesting and funny and they're doing weird things and the plot isn't moving but it's funny and they're all saying funny things okay that's fine by me i'm looking forward like i'm very exhausted for my big weekend so much socializing because i knew so many people and so many right so many new faces social butterfly and like so many like people like i have mutual friends with faces because like there was a girl there who's

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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You sound like somebody hosting, like, a freshman orientation. Lots of new faces.

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That's, like, the worst feeling for Dana.

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There's nothing worse than, like, your two random friends, like, meeting up and hitting it off.

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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Oh, okay, yeah. Like, let me just go kill myself. Like your camp friend and your college friend. Oh God, that's terrible.

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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I am now, I would say my number one pregnancy symptom is sweating. I cannot stop sweating.

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Just like someone was talking, no one was listening, everybody's scrolling on their phones. Like it was so boring.

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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They were real that day I wore a vest because that vest was disgusting. This vest is from Amazon. Like it's not, it's really this undershirt from Skims.

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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It's purely decorative. I understand. But like I wake up from a nap. I wake up from my sleep. I get up at like, I am sweating everywhere I go. It's really annoying me. So if you see me in the street, like, and I smell, just know I'm doing everything to combat it. I'm showering multiple times a day. I'm wearing so much deodorant, so much dry shampoo.

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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Oh, no, no. I thought you were going to say this. If you see Claudia in the street and she smells. No, you didn't.

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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um I liked the Lamar stuff and I actually got really choked up when Chloe shared that like people thought it was so crazy when we got engaged after 30 days but Lamar really told me like after he met my family like that was such an impetus for him wanting to marry me because he loved my family so much he never had that growing up I I loved the whole thing like I'm one of those people it's like Chloe and Lamar forever and they did drag it out like over two episodes but I understand why they did what they did watch Santa Barbara and they like brought it back to Lamar

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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Okay, and color me confused, how would you feel if you met Fergie?

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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And what happened at the San Ysidro Ranch with Chloe and Lamar? Apparently they, like, turned it up.

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Yeah, no, I think it was bad. That was like my takeaway. I don't know. The Andrew Huberman, Brian Johnson biohacking episode. Did you catch my vibe? You know, I had seen you say that like these two are in love. And so it was like kind of in my head. And to be honest. You didn't see me smiling at her? Jackie, he literally was in the show for three seconds. Like you made a little bit more of it.

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But Kim lying in front of strangers, being like, yeah, I don't drink. So funny. They were really being themselves. I feel like this season is most reminiscent of the early seasons, why everybody liked them. They weren't doing anything crazy in the early seasons. They were just being sisters. And it's so funny and so relatable, even though they're billionaires.

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And I feel like that element was really back. And I was just really enjoying myself. There were funny storylines. There were silly ones, too. There were serious ones. So sad about Kris Jenner's sister. Yeah.

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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I think I would be like, lol, you know?

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Okay, so that's the next episode. It hasn't come out yet. And that's giving, like, stupid E! Network storyline.

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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And Chris goes, get the gun! It's stupid. I'm sorry. Like, I'll reserve judgment, but it looks like it's, you know... B-plot fodder.

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And I also really like them leaning into, like, Courtney is not really, like, doing things with the family. That's fine. But I like that she's filming her own stuff. Like, I know it was so stupid, but them going to dinner in that car and the whole family and then having family dinner. Like, okay, not the most interesting thing in the world, but, like, that's her life.

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And I like that they're not forcing it to be anything. Like, she's not... they're not forcing her to film anything other than what she's actually doing. And this is what she's doing. And it's interesting. She's in like a very, she said she's going to breastfeed for two years. Like she's in a very nesting phase. And it's nice. I was laughing at the 5k. Like it was funny.

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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Well, can I tell you how much I loved seeing them at the Ambani wedding? Like that was so interesting to me. And I really appreciated that they admitted like, no, we've never met these people. Yeah. They just invited us like because we're famous and rich and like they wanted celebrities there and how they got connected through Lorraine Schwartz. I found that to be so interesting.

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And then actually seeing inside the wedding was so sick.

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And so interesting. And one thing that I think that they do a really good job of now is like, they get cameras everywhere. Like they're allowed to film if they're going somewhere, like they're getting clearance to bring a whole ass camera crew. Like sometimes you would see them getting ready for stuff and like, they don't show you inside.

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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Just describe what it means to be Fergalicious to you.

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I don't think I know all the words either. It's just like a TikTok song.

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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Oh, you know what? It is Rosé. Yeah. But they're from the same band.

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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And, of course. You're literally a grandma.

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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The worst song I've ever heard in my life.

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It's actually interesting to me, like, how low the bar is in children's entertainment. Like, I know that if I ever, like, quit this line of work. We're waiting for you. I know. Because, like, the things that go viral, that Excavator song is so fucking bad. Like, not good lyrics, not good beat, not good melody. Like, these kids are. They do not like the beat. They're just, like, accepting scraps.

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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I wouldn't make the comparison because to me like Pargyliciousness is like serenity, peace, beauty, grace.

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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

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Like, that's the best we could do. Hey, dirt, see you later.

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Listen, we can't go down this rabbit hole, but yeah, we do.

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The next time you go to a wedding, ask the mother of the groom if she listens to the toast. That's how we can all make sure that we stay lit with the boomers.

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I have to update you on something just like an ongoing story. And nobody's paying attention anymore because the season of Love is Blind was so bad, right? So bad. But there actually has been like a lot of drama unfolding on social media between Sarah and Ben. And I think that you would want to know.

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Now, I don't know all the details, but basically, like, you know, she slayed, yada, yada, everyone hates him. Like, there was this picture going around. She slayed? Yeah, that was, like, the takeaway. Like, she stood up for herself, and he's a weenie, and he can't remember anything ever.

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Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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I meant more so like the no cell phones, the prices of the food. Oh, yeah, yeah.

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Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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The tradition. They're like Tevye. Tradition.

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Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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So many of the things that you win aside from the $3.6 million, which you really can't put a price on that. Everything else is...

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Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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Our first story, Coachella 2025 is underway. Weekend one, Lady Gaga performed. Oh, yes. Lisa.

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Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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I know, I saw Patrick Schwarzenegger was there, and Guy Talk was there, and he was watching with Rosé, Lisa's former bandmate. I never understand why Blackpink, they all went off and made their own music that sounds like Blackpink music, and they couldn't do it together, but they're not rivals.

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I guess not. And I think they're doing better solo. I feel like the world, well, the world isn't ready for girl groups. And that's what we've seen. And they are constantly sleeping on them.

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like glory it's glory it's like you get a locker room in the pga thing and they don't even have enough lockers so you like share with former winners including those who are deceased so they don't really use it you can play the course whenever you want like okay cool no it's seriously like so kind of like rich and old you get a jacket that you have to give back a year later

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Even Fifth Harmony wasn't appreciated as they should have been in their own time.

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But you guys weren't ready for them. So instead, we have not yet.

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I have the spray. I need the powder. Like literally, like so influenced to buy. I feel like she maybe wasn't partying as hard as she would have been otherwise because like she had to be like filming and working.

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She's like editing videos like in the car. Like when did she do all this editing?

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Cause like the reason why this video about the YouTube live that she's doing, I'm like, I'm nauseous for you.

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But another reason why she's such a good influencer is because she's so authentic. And I would never think for one second that someone else was editing this.

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Sally, get in there. Correct. I know Sally's a toaster. Sally. Do you know that song? Yesterday my life.

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Um, so, oh, Alex loves Lady Gaga. She said it was the best performance she's ever seen in her life.

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I saw you get to keep it for a year. I got all of these things. But Jackie, that's not true.

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I don't think it was because I thought they were the second night because then Charli XCX, did you see she was wearing a sash that said Miss should have been a headliner?

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And I saw that she was wearing that on the night of Green Day. Like she performed.

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like an hour before okay but let me just let me just and charlie xdx saying should have been a headliner like agree to disagree you know so i was ready to be like of should have not been but but when green day is the headliner instead of her that was like uh no i'm not gonna say that's the like best idea okay so oh i don't agree oh green day was saturday night and post malone was last night i guess they're all still sleeping and haven't posted any

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Did he perform? I haven't even seen like write-ups this morning. Everyone is still asleep.

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For sure. For like the second to last or third to last. But like to be up there with Post Malone and Gaga.

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Really crazy. That's classic Charlie, though.

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Yeah. And she played. I don't care. I love it.

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So if you're going to play that song, you can headline. And that's a clip that I saw of Kylie and Timothy, which is really my lead story of the weekend. Kylie and Timothy went to Coachella. What was in his backpack?

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I just am. I'm so curious what's in there. And now I'm wondering, was there even anything in there? Maybe he did it for the look of it. Like, cause he's into fashion too. And that's like, that's a cool festival look to wear a backpack.

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Let me, I need to show you what I read. It was really crazy. Like they write your name in gold on the jacket. And then, okay.

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I don't know. Maybe he was holding like snacks for Kylie.

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Because I did, because I love them so much. They're so in love. Have they ever had a fight? No.

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And then Travis Scott also performed. And I don't think Kylie went because Kendall took Stormaloo.

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Do you think, like, Kylie misses, like, maybe she loves the music or she's happy to not listen to it anymore?

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I imagine that's what... young adults in California do I mean not with a bodyguard but with a parent like there I feel like at a certain age you go to Coachella with your friends and someone chaperones I don't know what age that is she's 11 which I think like doesn't get said enough because she's really young that's not young adult

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And also like confirmed without a parent? Like was she with her friends and maybe someone's mom, maybe it was someone's birthday?

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Yeah, I feel like she goes a lot of places with her bodyguard. Even I just watched Kardashians last night and all her kids, all of Kim's kids went to China with Kanye and for his show or like they're just having time with their dad. And for sure, like a bodyguard and probably nannies go with them and like to the point where Kim has eyes on them.

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So it's like if they could go to China, why can't she go? And probably Kim's in Palm Springs.

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Yeah. But I just feel like we can't apply like what we know to how.

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Oh, so they're, okay, in the same, like, not in the same house. Understood.

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You know what? I want to start a new list.

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Of dream podcast episodes that we would like to host here at the show.

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No, everyone knows that the winner of the Masters receives a green jacket to wear off-site for one year as the reigning off-site. Yeah, then they can only wear it on-site. Oh, no, no.

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Okay. But I'm still putting them on the list. If anyone can bring them together, it's us. Kim and Taylor. No, I don't have any curiosity there. And I also don't think there's any room for, for growth, for coming together. But like, I do need to speak to Lamar and Caitlin imminently.

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So they, and like, I feel like sometimes we just have like one question for someone and like, I want you to come on the podcast and ask them the question. There was another one. Remember we were saying that.

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Well, some of the other things that I saw, I saw Benson Boone flip. Benson Boone flipped again.

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I feel like Benson Boone has a really bright future ahead of him.

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Yeah, he did. Very, very impressed. And then I also saw Haley and Justin looking lovely and having fun. Yeah. But, and it goes back to what we said on Friday, like red flag, red flag, and then nothing. And they're totally fine.

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And they looked like they were having a nice time and they're in the house and there's a picture with her, the baby on the couch and like, yep, they're having a lovely weekend and everything's fine with them.

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in the media I don't know who it's coming from like that wants me to be concerned and I'm not going to be I'm fighting I'm fighting the power 1000% I don't even tune into that but when I see his own videos had his own account posted five minutes ago I have to look at that in the face yeah yeah you do but now I'm not even gonna I'm just gonna say they had fun scroll on kid and tate

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She should have been up there shaking that thing.

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But you can only get dressed once you're there because the jacket can't leave the premises. That's a little crazy.

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I saw her perform on SNL. She's a gymnast. She's a dancer.

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yeah yeah um and it doesn't evolve beyond that yeah like she never she's like stuck in a box of tiktok yeah nothing will ever be she's all i want to be again go back to that yeah yeah that's like for me why i don't listen to tate mccray all the time even though like she's mimi webb she's my girl the songs just aren't strong enough for me

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I know. I had the thought and I just, you know, kept it to myself. But you literally.

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And I just was going to keep the thought to myself. But you did just ask. And so I wanted to share my thought. It does. It boggles my mind. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm always wishing her the best for her. She reminds me of Margot Wash. Right. And so, of course, I will always have love in my heart.

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So much love. Anything else from Coachella?

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Yes. For me as well. Was it that for you as well? Who did you watch Coachella through the eyes of? The eyes of the older.

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Yeah. That's really how it went for me. So.

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Let us know. Are you ready for our next story?

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We absolutely have to talk about the Blue Origin all-female crew that blasted off to space this morning, has already touched down back on Earth. Katy Perry out of the capsule, kissing the ground. Katy Perry, Lauren Sanchez, Gayle King, and three other women went to space this morning.

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Oh, that's sweet. Thanks. Okay, calm down.

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I think they went to support their girl. And as I was watching Kardashians last night, I had the thought that I'm actually surprised that Kim wasn't on this. This is something that I think she's good friends with Lauren.

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Yeah. Even though I'm sure Katie was down and they're definitely good friends. But I feel like Kim was offered and I'm surprised that she didn't go because she loves to like conquer new things. And this would be classic that. But I do believe when Pete almost went to space when they were dating, she was like, I would never do that again.

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There's a lot of replicas. So the big trophy, the winner, again, of course, can't have it. They get their name engraved on it, and they will get a replica trophy, a smaller one. And the trophy is the shape of the Augusta clubhouse.

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Yeah, because, like, on the one hand, it's, like, crazy and scary, right? Like, you're going to outer space. Why? And on the other hand, it's, like, an 11-minute pointless trip.

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She was that. And I feel like she came out of that.

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Yeah. Also, I'm sure we'll get footage from inside the capsule and we'll get like a whole documentary. But there was like a radio comms of them talking to the astronauts. And they were like, the ladies are in space now or should we call them astronauts? And they're like looking at the moon. And I don't know whose voice it is. So I can't shame them yet. But the person is saying, oh, my goddess.

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Instead of saying, oh my God, she's saying, oh my goddess.

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Yeah, I do. I'm going to need names on that.

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I don't think it was Gail. Didn't sound. I think it might have been like the activists. And that's what I'm saying.

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Oh, my goddess. So if I have to know that, so do you.

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So who would you go? Who would you allow to take you to space?

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I just don't think Richard goes to space enough.

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So I just feel like he doesn't have enough practice runs under his belt for me to just go...

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And what's crazy is like, okay, so say you come in second. You really can't play at this golf course whenever you want, even though you came in second.

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I actually trust, I don't know why I'm always defending his space curiosity.

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I don't know. Maybe because when I read Elon's book, like the space rivalry between them was like very real and very much born out of both of them being obsessed with space. And it's not Elon's book. It was the book on Elon.

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I'm sure he'll write a book about Jeff at some point. He's like the... The biographer of our generation. He did Steve Jobs.

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And then Jeff Bezos. Benjamin Franklin, Leonardo da Vinci. Kissinger classic.

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So congratulations, ladies. You've set us back.

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I do want to say, like, on the one hand, these spacesuits are a joke because, like, that's not what astronauts wear. On the other hand, like, they looked amazing.

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Lauren Sanchez, I'm giving her best dressed.

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Like next to like all the, I mean, she's a gargi lady, but like she, I don't know everything about it. She looked the best. Sorry.

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I'm glad and I'm sad that it's over. I actually have found myself every day being like, is it April 14th? Like, are they going to space? And I'm kind of annoyed they went so early in the morning because I don't know, I feel like if it was midday and like the TV was on, I'm at the nail salon, like I might have watched it.

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I know that from Bren's Instagram stories.

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Instead, they like flew up at 7 a.m. Central Time.

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We didn't even get the Bruce Malone content yet. Like half the country is sleeping.

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You think. And you could see a beautiful sunset coming up.

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Well, I will miss this chapter of American Herstory. I won't. And now we can check this off the list. A group of women have gone to space. And for that, I can sleep better at night. Correct. Knowing this has happened and that this is possible.

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I know that they are. I didn't think that women could go to space before today.

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And now I have seen it. And you can't go to space for 11 minutes. Yep. Thanks, ladies.

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I mean, how do you come down from the adrenaline rush? I would be like, you know, bouncing off the walls. That's a lot. Of course, buzzed. Buzzed. Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. Oh, so a little SNL controversy. Ex-White Lotus. Everyone is talking about this, but Amy Lou Wood is blasting SNL for mocking her in a mean parody.

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So SNL did a sketch on Saturday night called The White POTUS, and they made it like a White Lotus... spoof plus politics and so they had Sarah Sherman playing Amy Lou Wood and the portrayal of her did not sit well.

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Yeah so she said apparently she got like misunderstood about something to do with HBO and she said

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and she cleared that up like no I love HBO like no issue and then she said but whilst in honest mode I did find the SNL thing mean and unfunny XO felt righteous might delete later then she said such a shame because I had such a great time watching it a couple weeks ago yes take the piss for sure that's what the show is about but there must be a cleverer more nuanced less cheap way

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So I watched like the first scene, like I didn't watch the whole sketch, but I watched like when we first see her and she's like with the teeth and like looking dumb. Was there more of her? It was just all like that exaggerated teeth. I don't know. Like, yeah, I agree. You should be able to be made fun of. You're part of the biggest thing.

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But like when what it's really harping on, you're just like falling on the teeth when like that's just cheap. I agree. It's cheap. And like we don't make it's not creative. Like SNL's woke. We don't make fun of people for their looks. Right.

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I just think it's cheap to just rest on the teeth. I agree.

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No, but she didn't like her portrayal. It made her look dumb.

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Especially because she was such a lovable character in the show. I just feel like they got it wrong. I mean, I do think sometimes you just it's like this is a hate you can harbor and not like put it out there because you do look kind of like

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SNL hasn't come to Britain yet, but she should wait a year.

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Yeah, I'm just literally never going to take the side of SNL. No, same, 1,000%. And then what's also weird is then Rick posted the clip and was loving it.

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It took you, I was just like, how many shots did it take you to get it in the hole?

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Walter Goggins to fuel the flames of the flames.

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He praised the sketch like hours after it's been clear every headline Amy LeWood doesn't like the sketch. And he reposted it on his Instagram saying, smashing. john i knew i was miscast and then he also commented on the snl instagram account saying amazing oh my god yeah i want to see something so he hates he hates her for sure because they fell in love and they fell out of love

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They didn't make him like a greasy old man. They gave him Jon Hamm.

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yeah i'm with you so i would like it too if they had you know megan fox playing me in a sketch right i'm with amy on this yeah of course no one thing about me i stand firmly against snl like same but i do think it's it is cheap like she's more than just the teeth okay no of course they picked out like a rack of tea they could have chosen a little something a little different

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The person who shot it close to the hole but didn't get it in, right? Their third shot is then going to be really easy. Like boom.

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I would love an oak tree, but fast growing trees.

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They said absolutely not, ma'am. You could have a palm tree.

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Say they shot it in the sand and then they still get it in on three and they got it out of the sand.

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It was all of those things. I forgot. We celebrated the passing over of Passover. We had two seders this weekend.

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Our next story, speaking of Freddie Mercury, Rami Malek and Emma Corrin have split after two years of dating.

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So I saw this story. I processed it. I was, like, sad. You know, they were an institution. Right. And then I realized I thought I was thinking of Lucy. Right.

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I thought this was the breakup of Lucy and Rami. So you're saying that Lucy and Rami broke up well over two years ago and he's been dating Emma Korn, who I also know from The Crown.

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Yeah, I wouldn't say I care deeply, but he's always in an interesting relationship that seems stable.

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And I'm sure they have- It's like gymnastics. Their reasons, but like when you're kind of close to the, when you're in the putting zone, why do they hit a curve ball? Like-

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No, I didn't know. So I can't be that upset.

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I saw something else about Emma Corden, just like a part two to this story, because she's been cast in Netflix's adaptation of Pride and Prejudice alongside Olivia Colman, written by Dolly Alderton. You know her.

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Yeah, you read that? We read it for Redheads.

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Was it a book of short stories? Yeah. So we just read a book of short stories for the Redheads this month. We were making such a big deal. How was our first book of short stories this month?

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Yeah, even though, like, there were other roles in the crown for a woman in her 40s and...

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Keira Knightley could have also been older Diana. No?

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No, but we had Emma Corrin and the next Elizabeth DeBecky played older.

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No, definitely not. He would not have gotten those roles.

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He obscured his accent. No, he's from Sheffield, UK.

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Damn. Well, and it's also the queen in her flop era. It's just a hard time for Imelda.

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Well, you can watch her as Mrs. Bennett in Netflix's Pride and Prejudice. And then Jack Loudon playing Mr. Darcy. He better be something.

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Mary Queen of Scots. Everyone was in that movie.

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Yeah, I've not really seen him. Oh, he was in that movie Fighting With My Family. You ever watch that?

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Yes, but congratulations on the new gig. Do our girl proud.

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In their personal life, I think they're a bit different. Like, Emma Corrin is non-binary, I think.

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Yeah, like Emma Corden, like she has buzzed hair in this picture, I think. Oh, wow, pixie cut swirly. Yeah, very Keira Knightley.

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I feel like she buzzed her hair once, right?

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So I'm not seeing buzz, but she was the queen of the pixie cut, Claudia.

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And I just think those big books in their back pocket are hindering their play.

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I know. I won't make you discuss it any further.

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Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

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Snatch physique. Gypsy Rose Blanchard got out of prison, had two boyfriends, a baby, and has lost 25 pounds. And what have you done?

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And like some of you can't even get a text back.

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Oh, you don't want to ask Gemini? I'll Google it.

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Okay, she was released early in December 2023. Like, what have you done with your life since December 2023?

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Well, I think also some people focus on their fitness, like Teresa.

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Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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Yeah, it's like a good way to channel your mental mentalities.

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After prison? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Well, then it has nothing to do with prison. Like, then it's just... No, but I'm saying, like...

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Yeah, that's what I thought you were going to say. Because I could see it going both ways.

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Maybe the question was not formatted properly?

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Yeah. What kind of prison you in? Well, thank you for that, Katya.

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Yeah, she is. And I feel like, of course, we are inspired by that. But I think her usage of the passage of time is something that should be studied and emulated because she has done more in the year and a half than anyone else. It's so true. Seriously, who has done more?

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Oh, I didn't even think of that. I thought it was crazy they're walking the course. Isn't the whole point a golf cart?

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I hope so. I hope she made it easy on herself.

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Go off, GRB. That's the past five stories that you needed to know. Girl, a swirl it.

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She's different. She was in prison and then she was pregnant. She was going through stress. She was out like with the mother and like, no, she's definitely stunted in ways. So the world doesn't apply, but I hope she did like me to take a load off.

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Can't say that. Gypsy. Tried to give her a nickname. It didn't work.

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Yeah, maybe I'll have that too. Matzo pizza is for everyone.

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I would use my oven or I've never made one before, but in thinking about it, I would use my oven or my toaster oven, but then I couldn't make them en masse.

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No, that makes sense. And you should be a little physically fit.

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Yeah, but then you only can make one at a time.

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I think I need to make four matzer pizzas.

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Oh, that's because you don't have a Prada backpack.

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These days, you get a golf cart because it's a hobby and we're here to have fun.

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But this is like... champions. Can you walk?

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Love, she's super cute. She doesn't post a lot on Instagram at the moment.

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So I'll wait. I'll wait for her to really invest in her Instagram account.

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We definitely did, as we always do. 2,000 years strong and we're still celebrating.

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You don't have the mental fortitude. You need to be like an astronaut.

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But Rory almost blew it all. He had to go into overtime for nothing.

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Yeah. Well, actually, oh, and if you win the Masters, you get invited to play back every single year. Even if you're like 90 years old, you can still play in the tournament. But like only if you win. So like that doesn't go for Rose. That's so crazy. He was this close.

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Yeah, but we're celebrating our freedom.

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I like calling him Rose. I only know their last name. McElroy Rose Reed. DeChambeau. DeChambeau fell off Scheffler.

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Scheffler. Let's talk about the Scheffler. But also Rory.

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And Rory was history. There was no herstory made yesterday, I just want to say. Like, no herstory in the building.

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History, because he finally won all the titles. It took him 11 years.

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Big, big day. I'm really excited to talk about it, but I don't even want to. That's in the stories, like our lead story. Of course, of course. What would you rather talk about first? Because they're all equally important to me. Coachella or The Astronauts?

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I enjoyed what I did see. Looked like everyone had a grand old time. Okay.

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I've actually been enjoying matzah. Like I know it's not going to last long, but we went out to brunch yesterday and I substituted everything like with matzah. So I had like matzah, lox and cream cheese, matzah and tuna fish and like so good. I wouldn't want to eat that all the time, but it was a nice change of pace.

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The Masters. Weirdly, I'm at a point in life where the Masters have inundated me almost as much, if not more than Coachella. Let me tell you, I'm obsessed. No, I really enjoyed it. It's very relaxing. Comfort. They're comfort creators, those golfers.

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Yeah, so I'm just trying to look on the bright side. You know, of course, there are things that I'll be missing.

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Yeah, okay, beautiful. Yeah. Really beautiful.

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Yeah, and there was something else this weekend that- I was like, oh, they did that on Coachella weekend. The Masters. I guess the Masters. But I don't think there was one person who was torn between... Who? Pookie?

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But don't... You have to go look. I feel like they're so Georgia strong. Why on earth would they have any sort of...

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Well, yeah, I really got my Coachella fix vis-a-vis Alex Earl. And I felt like that was really the best window in which to see Coachella.

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Best dress. Not that I saw so many other outfits, but I loved her looks. Even day three, which I know was controversial. I really liked it.

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Most of my influencers, you know, the people in that I follow like didn't go.

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So that's what I'm saying. Like my influencers were all aging out of it.

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Yeah, there are a handful of people where it's like, if you don't go to Coachella, did Coachella even happen?

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And if you live in California, it's different, because it's really not that. It's like me going to Disney. Duh.

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Well, let's get into the stories because we clearly want to talk about Coachella. So without further ado, here are the Fast Five stories that you need to know.

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Yeah. And then I was getting a lot of things in my algorithm of like master's fun facts.

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Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the toast and happy Monday. Hope everybody had a glorious weekend. Glorious clarity. Clarity is feeling glorious. Are you feeling glorious? That's so good. No, but I'm feeling good. I peed, by the way, last night I peed one time in the night. Slay the house down boots. Like seriously, that's, I can't ever pee, like not pee in the night.

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Like I miss the days where I could literally go days without drinking water, like without consequence. You know, now it's not even about me anymore. It's about something else. So I have to do what's right. And I'm just looking forward to being able to like treat my body like a shithole again. You know, I miss that energy.

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Okay. Well, it was really good. So if you can like suspend disbelief for 45 seconds.

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Like that's not great, but I'm also lame that it's so different from what actually happened. If they had taken more of an approach like the crown, I think that would have just been better.

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Pull from your imagination. Yeah, that's annoying. I also wanted to say we're like T minus like two weeks from Turdi moving into her new studio. I was there this morning actually just checking on things. There's a lot of, I don't wanna start filming there until like everything's done and I wanna get like my wallpaper up. Like I wanna get all my boxes unpacked.

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So I'm gonna sit here, sit tight until that's done. So just, I don't know if this means anything to anybody but me, but very exciting. We've got wifi going in this week. It's gonna be huge.

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It's so much more than that. I want to talk about some accusations I saw about myself on the internet this weekend. Okay. People are saying that my new laugh is fake and forced. And I'm, like, literally putting on this new laugh. Now it's obviously hurtful to see because I've actually spoken and my truth is that I love my new laugh so much. It's like one of the great parts of pregnancy.

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And let me tell you, there aren't a lot. So I've just sort of been clinging to it as like this fun new thing. And every time I laugh, it just reminds me of this beautiful thing that's happening to me, this metamorphosis. So to see accusations of fraud, I'm not shocked, you know, but it's hurtful.

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And I don't know. I feel like I have reached a level of celebrity, especially because I saw all these rumors on TikTok. And I think that. just in time for the app to be banned. Like, I'm finally, like, rumors are finally being started about me. Like, this is what I've wanted my whole life.

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No, and there's, like, a special tier of celebrity. I don't know if you know Mikaela from TikTok. Of course I do. You're my sister. Kim Kardashian. She has this, like, crazy Boston accent. And, like, there have been rumors for years that her accent is put on and completely fake.

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Like, so they found these old, like, videos of her in college where she was, like, making, she was, like, a college, like, tour guide or whatever. So she's like on this video of her college being like, let's go check out the library. And she's just talking completely normal. And then there are people who have come forward from her hometown being like, you know, we don't talk like that.

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Without the guilt, you know.

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Uh, that's like four hours away from us. If you, if you talk like that, so there's been like a lot of speculation, speculation about her voice for years. And she has maintained like those videos. She was so embarrassed of her accent. She's like put on a normal voice, but now she don't give a fuck. Um, and I'm at that tier. Now people think I'm faking my laugh. Oh, okay.

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Yeah, just me and Mikaela with 15 million followers. Like, please leave us alone. Always coming for powerful women. So true. Ain't that the truth. So true. Yeah, and it's also like T minus four, no, what's today, the 13th, seven days, one week until potentially the media landscape changes forever and TikTok is gone over, I think on Friday, they were speaking before the Supreme Court, the talk,

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Trippin' with Turt: Monday, January 13th, 2025

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They made their case. I don't know if it, you know, moved the needle at all. I don't think the Supreme court is going to intervene. And we kind of have this weird time period where their time is up on January 19th, which is the day before inauguration. Right. So like to sit Citrus Z on January 20th. I don't know. And I can't imagine that like the very first thing Trump's going to do is TikTok.

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Like there's a lot of important things going on in the world. Like, I don't know if that, takes the cake. Maybe it's like first week material, not first day.

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OK, I have a question about baby drinking, OK? Because the last time I got an ultrasound, which was somewhat recently, She was like doing the thing. She's like, oh, baby's drinking. I'm like, oh, that's so cute. I'm like, but I'm not drinking. How did baby drink? And what the hell is baby drinking?

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Trippin' with Turt: Monday, January 13th, 2025

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Right. So I think we just got to hang tight. But I do feel and I've got a little bit more clarity because while the app will not disappear from your phone, it will disappear from the app store, which means your app can't update. So apps, you know, you probably don't even realize, but they update your Instagram almost every day. Bugs.

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Trippin' with Turt: Monday, January 13th, 2025

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And if an app never updates, it will eventually stop working because Bugs can't be fixed. Things can't be updated. So while maybe not on the 19th per se will your TikTok stop working, over time it will.

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No, last time there was like a date, but it wasn't within the next seven days. Like we're here now.

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It's longer than it's ever been.

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Okay, and TikTok. Okay, anything else coming up? Obviously like, you know, birth, but we're so far away.

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Trippin' with Turt: Monday, January 13th, 2025

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Well, I feel like we've sufficiently wasted enough time.

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I think my substance recap was like 15 minutes.

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That's the trad payoff. There is trust involved.

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Well, I think you and Zach need to eat them first before you feed them to everyone and then see how it goes. I think they're safe.

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Trippin' with Turt: Monday, January 13th, 2025

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Yeah, no, it's giving neighborly. It's giving like if your neighbor baked you a cake, you would eat it. Like you wouldn't think. But like there has to be food standards, right?

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Trippin' with Turt: Monday, January 13th, 2025

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Yeah. Well, it's kind of good if you know someone with a farm, like personally, because then there's that personal trust. So I don't know if you could get them. But Brian has eggs on his farm. I don't know if you could get them from Pennsylvania. No, no. I've eaten them. I would trust them.

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Trippin' with Turt: Monday, January 13th, 2025

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Okay, what if you took like a trip to the farm? That would help. Itself. Yeah. Okay, maybe that's next weekend's activity. That's actually a nice activity. You're welcome. So, without further ado. It is time.

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Trippin' with Turt: Monday, January 13th, 2025

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Trippin' with Turt: Monday, January 13th, 2025

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Trippin' with Turt: Monday, January 13th, 2025

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And what if baby's like, you know, experiencing tension in his jaw. And he's just like, you know, grinding his teeth. Like there's a million things that could be. A million things maybe could be doing. Talking. Yawning. Crying. So yeah, just like add it to the list of things I don't understand about this process, but I'm like not actually interested enough to learn.

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Trippin' with Turt: Monday, January 13th, 2025

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Trippin' with Turt: Monday, January 13th, 2025

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Trippin' with Turt: Monday, January 13th, 2025

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Trippin' with Turt: Monday, January 13th, 2025

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Trippin' with Turt: Monday, January 13th, 2025

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Trippin' with Turt: Monday, January 13th, 2025

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Trippin' with Turt: Monday, January 13th, 2025

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Trippin' with Turt: Monday, January 13th, 2025

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Trippin' with Turt: Monday, January 13th, 2025

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Trippin' with Turt: Monday, January 13th, 2025

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Trippin' with Turt: Monday, January 13th, 2025

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Trippin' with Turt: Monday, January 13th, 2025

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Trippin' with Turt: Monday, January 13th, 2025

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Trippin' with Turt: Monday, January 13th, 2025

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Like it's from earlier. And there's always something in my belly. Like that's one thing you can count on from me. And I love using that as an excuse. Like, yeah, usually when I eat, I'm hungry for sure. Sometimes like I'm just eating, you know? And I'm like, well, baby needs reserves.

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Trippin' with Turt: Monday, January 13th, 2025

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It's the best and the worst of humanity. Like, and it's actually really crazy to see both like where, you know, everyone's people have lost everything they're running for their lives. And there are people who choose to like run towards that danger and fight. And there are people who choose to run towards that danger and take advantage and steal. And like, it's actually so crazy. Yeah.

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Like the complexities of humanity.

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Yeah, I think she has to be really cautious in everything she does. And I think that, while I don't know if this was absolutely necessary, like, you know, the world hasn't stopped. You know, there was football games on last night. Like- I think she's really cautious because she's under a lot of scrutiny more than the average person. So this is the right call.

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Although I don't think it was necessary. Even though I guess like the show being tied to LA, maybe it's like a little soon.

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She probably doesn't want to release it right now. But it's also like bad business. The point of a show is for people to watch it. And right now, like people can't.

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Yeah. The thing is, I'm sure she weighed like the risks and the rewards. And honestly, I don't know a real downside of delaying it, but I could see there being a lot of blowback if she didn't. So I think she thinks about things more deeper and more heavily than like an average person who was launching a show. I think the downside of her delaying it is like looking at it.

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Yeah, but you want the show to be successful. I'm sure Netflix was supportive of that too. Like if you can't promote something that you spent a year filming and Netflix putting all their money towards, like they want it to do well. Yeah. Yeah. So if she, if the reason why Netflix invests in someone like Megan is because she's Megan.

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So let me tell you what I did this weekend. I didn't even tell you this. Ooh. I have made it a mission to just become like an informed podcaster, you know, with award season coming up, I feel like we're going to be talking about the movies a lot. And I watched two of the movies. The Oscar nominations were delayed because of the fire.

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So she can't be out here like putting her name on something and going on Kelly Clarkson show to talk about it. Like what's the point? Yeah.

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So the event in question is Trippin' with Turt. Turt Cosmetics did one of their brand trips. Trippin' with Turt, just for anyone who's not chronically online. They did one of their brand trips. They do them a couple of times a year. And let me tell you, they always make waves. Now, of course, the timing is beyond unfortunate for this one.

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But every time when they took people to Dubai, there's always a lot of blowback to Tarte for their trips. Now, they're not the only beauty brand that does trips. Most beauty brands do them, and they do them really extravagantly. I mean, Caudalie just took people to the south of France, to the lavender fields.

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Like, they do really, there have been Korean beauty brands that take influencers to Korea and buy them Birkins. Like, really crazy. It is the upper echelon. Like, And for some reason there is like a special reserve of backlash and hate for Tarte cosmetics. And I think it's because it's like a pretty accessible beauty brand. It's like not really high price. It doesn't give like luxury.

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It doesn't give drugstore per se, but like it's every man's sort of beauty company. Like everybody uses it.

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Like who? Like- I saw my girl, like, like Glamzilla. She's like, she's from Canada. She's like a swirly, like everybody else. Like, she's like, like, no, I'm telling you a lot of brands take this. They all take the same people. I'm telling you, like, it's not that Tarte is bringing different people.

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Over the years, they've gotten blowback for a lot of different things. They had been criticized in the past for not having like a diverse enough group of influencers. And I feel like they really acted on that. They were criticized for, I guess, like giving better rooms to people with bigger followings. We had talked about that. Like there was, there's always drama in the end.

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I do think like net net, it's really good for the brand. Like everybody's talking about these, these trips. This one in particular is really crazy because a lot of the girls who came are from LA. And I mean, the timing could not have been worse. They've been there now for two days.

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So literally in the midst of a lot of the fire drama and the only person who actually wasn't able to attend is Tana Mongeau because she was like packed and ready to go. And then she had to, she was then asked, forced to evacuate. And so she was never gonna make it to the airport on time. Whatever, she was the only one who didn't end up coming.

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So I don't know which are going to be nominated for best picture and stuff, but I have a general idea from the globe, from the globes based on, based on that. So I watched a Nora this weekend and I watched the substance this weekend. Now the one everyone's talking about is the substance. And I'm going to get into that in a minute. Let me just briefly give you a synopsis of a Nora and

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Now it's been very interesting because a lot of the girls actually haven't posted. So I was like, are they not there? Or are they just not wanting blowback? Tarte Cosmetics is... posting like as normal, but I mean like the girls themselves. And so before they all left, they had made an announcement that they were donating $250,000 to fire first responders, LA first responders.

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And then that they were also making a donation in the names of each of the girls, $10,000 each in the name of, you know, brown chicken fry to various causes. I think they get to maybe choose their cause. And then I know some of the girls like Remy is matching that 10,000. So there's a huge philanthropic effort being made here The trip itself is, all of their trips are extravagant.

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This might be the most extravagant, perhaps maybe on the same level as their last trip to Dubai, which caused quite a stir. They cause a stir just because people are like, well, you should be having these trips for your customers, like not for influencers. And it's like, okay, well, that's maybe a conversation you want to have about like marketing in general and all beauty companies.

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So the fact that I peed once, like you guys, you bitches could never. And that's on being dehydrated. No, and I got a new hydro jug, a really cute one. The pink in them? Yeah, the pink in them. So I've been trying to like stay on top of my water and it's been great. But like actually the other night I peed four times.

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But these conversations, like they always get taken out on Tarte. Like I actually feel bad. But this trip in particular, it's on

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Necker Island which is Richard Branson's private island in the British Virgin Islands you know you can rent it Paris Hilton famously had her honeymoon there it's like 150 grand a night um you get the whole island there's a an animal conservatory there's a it's like the craziest place and so It's really extravagant.

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And it had started about two days ago and they had, you know, made all the statements before taking off being like, we know that we're not canceling. And there has been like a huge call on social media for them to have canceled and how out of touch this is and how tone deaf it is. And I actually don't agree. I think that one, they're doing really everything they can.

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Even like a little above and beyond. They're having like beach, they're like yesterday- I saw them like all dancing on the beach, like doing contests for the firefighters. They're doing contests. Like they did musical chairs and the winner got to donate $10,000 to another charity. Like they're really philanthropic focused. And I don't know what more they could be doing.

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Like people are just mad that they didn't cancel it. And you know, Necker Island, I think it takes like a year and a half to get approved to stay there. Like there are hoops you have to jump through. I'm sure they spent minimum $1 million on this trip. And that was before they even, you know, set foot on the Island before they brought a concealer to the, to the Islands.

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Like, so I don't know why like the, the, And I don't see any sort of energy or movement to have the same sort of conversation about other things that happened this week. And it's like, for some reason, like it has fallen on this female founded company. It's literally, she's literally a billionaire, Maureen. And people just like, she's also very front facing.

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is of my personal opinion, you should watch neither of them, okay? To me, and this is gonna be me, like, yes, I'm entering like sort of a more traditional conservative phase of my life, okay? Like the film and Nora represents everything that's wrong with the entertainment industry. Like it was, first of all, a plotless film. it was so over sexualized.

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So she takes a lot of the heat on behalf of the brand. She's like this woman who started Tarte 25 years ago. She owns the company outright by herself. Like what she's done is so impressive. Like she owns the company, she's able to do this. And for some reason, like this whole conversation about like what should be posted on social media is being taken out on her.

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It's so, and I actually just don't agree with it. Like, I think that, two things can be true at once. Like you can acknowledge, it's not like they're pretending this isn't going on. That's something I would agree with. Like that's really problematic. Like pretending.

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If they had just canceled the whole thing, that's like almost 500 grand that didn't get donated to first responders. I simply don't agree. And I think that you're right. I think a lot of the times, backlash comes for the creators themselves. I feel like Brianna Chicken Fry is having a moment where everything she does, everybody's like, well, that sucks.

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And so it's like, well, we got a chicken fries there. Like, so it's kind of this amalgamation of like women who hate other women. It's like, this is like a women's issue, by the way. If I said to Ben, do you know what tripping with tart is? He would say, no, like this is a woman's issue. They're all watching the football that's still on. Right.

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No, I mean, think about like, because I was thinking about this yesterday. I was watching the Bills game and they said, Tamar Hamlin. And I was like, oh my God, Tamar. Like literally somebody died on the field and they continued to play. Like, I don't know. But I also think- And by the way, there was like no backlash to that. Like, so- That's what I'm saying. Like, this is a woman's issue.

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so much more immediate with social media you can like reach one person they will see it and I just feel like football it's like oh it's they just keep passing the ball technically and also because like men don't come after each other like women no they don't and I've seen like some like actually some of the worst takes I've ever seen about anything in regards to this issue like people saying it would have been so much better if Tartt had like their influencer trip in LA and put all the girls to work like you know volunteering

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You can't win. I don't think it should have been delayed. It's not like COVID. Remember when like the NBA shut down? Remember when everything was shutting down and then Tartt was still over here tripping with Tartt? Okay, I hear you.

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And I feel like we've had this conversation like more and more. And I think that this was a really perfect example. And I pointed it out to Ben and he was like calling me an arc basically. And then as the movie progressed, he was like, no, wait, you're right. And then we were watching the substance, which wasn't really sexual, but it had a lot of nudity. And he was like pointing things out.

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I personally wouldn't have been offended by it.

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Think of how they come for turt, they come for Meg.

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I'm having a hard time not saying tripping with turt. Sorry. It's hard. I've been there, my friend. And I feel like the trip is kind of a bust, which sucks for this brand that spent like probably $2 million, honestly, if I really had to think about it. Because no one's really posting now. So they've been there for like a full day and a half. And now I'm starting to see people posting.

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There are certain influencers who seriously don't give a fuck. From the minute they got there, they've been so excited to be there. For some of them, this is the nicest, first, best brand trip they've ever been on. They don't give a fuck. And they are posting every minute.

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Also, there are people on the trip who are... wives of first responders. They brought, they invited some of their fans. They do trips now just for teachers, just for nurses. They're doing the most. So it's really, you're right, it's sort of when you, I don't know if there's anything they could do that would satiate the sort of haterade energy.

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And if we wanted to have this like larger conversation about like influencers who, you know, are affluent and make a lot of money and how unfair it is that they get free product and free trips. Like, sure, we could talk about that. That's a different in a larger sense. Any other day. That doesn't only happen with Tarte. No.

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That happens from brands at the very top, Louis Vuitton, all the way down to Walmart. It happens everywhere. It's the industry. If you have a problem with the industry, sure, let's write a thesis about it. But that doesn't have something to do with the fires in Tarte. And Maureen specifically.

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And I have a personal anecdote I need to share.

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I'm like, yes, very good. It was, Tits ass, tits ass, tits ass, ass tits, the word motherfucker, the word motherfucker, motherfucker, motherfucker, my brother, some more tits, ass, sex, prostitution. It was just really, and to what end, I don't know. It wasn't to service the plot. The movie really was about nothing. And there were parts of it that I liked.

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So he has been keeping everyone abreast. He probably posts 55 TikToks a day. It's so entertaining to watch. He's just trying to like rebuild something for his family. And I think it's actually really smart that they have this music that Heidi released years ago. And it really is this sort of evergreen way to make money. It is being streamed everywhere. There's like,

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almost a million TikToks have been made to it. People are just like trying to support. I made one to it. Emily Ratajkowski made one to it. It's really taken off. And then this video went viral being like, we need Pitbull to lay a verse on this song. And Spencer shared this morning, he has been in contact with Pitbull's team.

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Like every time he does something, it really makes waves and reaches the people. And I think people really want to help. And he did this TikTok that was like brands. Anybody wants to do a brand deal, you know, make some insensitive content, like let me know. And I was like, Ben, reach out. Like it's for society. Yeah. So I actually sent him a message and I was like, I love what you're doing.

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how do we get you like a Spritz brand deal? And he gave me his manager's information and Ben's talking to his manager right now. You know, we're a small company, so we have like huge budget, but I think A would be like a great moment for Spritz and B like that's actually money you spend on marketing that you know is like going somewhere good. Yeah. So we're working on it.

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And I think what's happening to Spencer is like this larger conversation about like celebrity. Cause I think Mandy Moore got like some backlash this weekend for sharing a GoFundMe. And it's always this weird place. We talk about it all the time, like outside of this major historic fire, when a celebrity shares a GoFundMe on their social media, it's like, well, bitch, you do it.

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You know, like what are you looking at me for? I can barely pay my rent. Like, so it's always been this like weird conversation. and now it's happening a lot. And Spencer at first was getting like a lot of backlash, like you're a rich celebrity, like leave us alone. There are people who, and Spencer's like, I'm actually not.

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Like I've been just like a working reality star, working influencer, working personality my whole life. And yes, I have had, and he's spoken about how like, of course at the height of the hills, they had, you know, really done very well financially, but didn't, you know. He blew it all on crystals. Right, in the most responsible way.

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So it's this conversation, it's this very like interesting inflection point where like, I think we're seeing like a lot of celebrities who, maybe aren't as liquid as we had thought. And I think that a lot of them had their net worth and their money invested in real estate and that real estate is gone now. So it's like, It's kind of awkward.

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So Mandy Moore had like posted a GoFundMe and then had to edit her caption being like, of course we personally donated. Like everyone just F off. It's weird. And I actually don't know. I guess it's like case by case because every celebrity's financial situation is different. But like when Lady Gaga shared that thing about her dad's restaurant, it's like, girl.

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We're not talking about you here.

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There were parts of it I really did not like. But all I kept thinking about was the girl who plays Anora. She's like this new up and coming actress. She's super young. She's naked almost the entire movie. She is an exotic dancer turned prostitute turned wife. And... all she keeps talking about in her interviews is how there wasn't an intimacy coordinator on set.

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No, and now it's just happening more frequently because there's so many GoFundMes and there's so many people in need. And it's just this funny line that I think celebrities don't know how to handle either. Yeah. Because even, I mean, every celebrity is posting like, donate here, donate here. It's like, well, you. Yeah. Yeah.

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And like, especially, especially celebrities that have like consumer brands. They're like, we support you. We're always buying your stuff. So it's like, and you're, you're a billionaire now. So like, why don't you make a donation? Yeah. And I'm sure that they have. And then it's also like, if they share what they, what they donated, it's like, well, you're just bragging.

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Yeah, no, it's definitely a crazy time.

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Like what are, like. Did you see that like street in the Palisades that's completely burned down and the only thing remaining is a synagogue? And of course they've opened up their doors to anybody who needs it. But that was like. really crazy, and then that got me thinking, I'm sure that, because it was a Chabad, I'm sure that's also a school.

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And then I'm like, wait, where does everybody go to school? Where does everybody go to school? I've seen- No, and I can't even think about it too much without having an existential crisis, because these are entire communities, entire real estate markets that have been wiped out. So if you want to rebuild, first of all, how many builders are there? Is there a waiting list to get your house rebuilt?

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If you can afford it. And then also, if you want to sell- Is your land worth nothing now, or is it worth a lot now? It just depends. It's just unprecedented that an entire economy is wiped out.

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I genuinely, I can't wrap my head around how you like logistically rebuild. It will take years. Right, right.

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Are they so mad at- No, but I also think financially, a lot of people- like they have to sort of stay where they are because like all the equity they had built in their lives are in this piece of property.

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But I think it's gonna be like years before people get... their insurance money. I think there's gonna be like a lot of lawsuits.

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I'm like, you're fucking kidding me. Like it really makes, and she keeps talking about how great it was, you know? Like vibes were high. So much trust with the director. And I was like, okay, that's weird. But I wonder what the scenes were like. And there were a lot of scenes. I don't know if anytime someone's naked, is there an intimacy coordinator? Is it only sex scenes?

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Like, I just don't think it's gonna be as simple as, cause it's already, even if it's not like, even if it didn't happen to your whole community, if you started an accidental fire in your house and your house burned down and you have insurance, like, do you know how many hoops you have to jump through just like in a regular situation to get your insurance money?

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Like, and to get exactly what you're owed.

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Bob Dylan. Now let me say this. One, when I was thinking of movies to watch, obviously the Bob Dylan one came across. And I literally said like, absolutely not. I didn't even think about it. It looks terrible. And I feel like it's such a flop. I don't know why. I've seen nothing about it. I've seen not a review. I've seen not a commercial.

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Yes. I would never guess that it's a biopic. Yeah. Let's see how it did. First of all, it has a 78% on rotten tomatoes, which by the way, every movie that I've been like watching for, um, Oscar buzz, even though like, I don't, I don't agree with it. It has well in the nineties for Ron tomatoes, critic review or audience.

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You can't look at unknown has grossed $50 million worldwide. Did it even come out yet? Maybe it did. Then why it's been out for three weeks. Okay. This weekend, it brought in another $5 million. So it's in total, North American total is $50.8 million, which this website says is impressive.

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Yeah, I know he's 83 years old. Damn.

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I don't know. It just feels like such a sponsored episode, right? Like this whole thing would be paid for by a studio. And I'm surprised they hadn't done it before. Like I could have seen Elvis doing it. Like that's something we would have wanted, you know? Nobody wants this. Like literally not one person, not even Club Chalamet. Like she don't want it.

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I don't know. I feel like this is really weird. He'll be good. Because it's never been done before. And I feel like when SNL is the, the cool thing about SNL is like, it's the same every week. And anytime they've changed anything, like when Taylor Swift performed one time, a 10 minute song instead of two separate songs, like it was the craziest thing, but it was the most hyped. Everybody wanted it.

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So for them to change their like standard routine, formula for something nobody wants or like seriously will care about. I think it's really crazy.

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But she works at a strip club. So there's like a million scenes of her, you know, stripping.

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I agree to the SNL. And he has hosted before and he has, he always makes ways. Remember skirt. Like that's him. I think where I'm really concerned is this musical performance. Honestly, like I'm genuinely concerned.

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and then she's prostituting so there's a million you know scenes of her prostituting it was so crazy and all I kept thinking about was like this new you know hot young actress books this great movie and there's no intimacy coordinator I had such a pit for her the entire movie now the movie had redeeming qualities mostly Igor and that final scene what does it mean I don't know um

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You do know. The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. Yawn. And does he not sing Make You Feel My Love, the Adele cover?

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Or is that Make You Feel My Love?

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Yeah, he does. Okay, so we know two songs. Okay, well, he only gets two songs. Knocking on heaven's door. He only gets two songs. Knocking on heaven's door. You know that one.

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You're not going to stay up past midnight to watch?

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Paul Feig. So these rumors kind of came out of nowhere. By the way, there have been rumors about this movie, like, for a while, just in relation to Blake and Anna not getting along, way before this Justin Baldoni thing. If you're like into the movie, there's a crazy lore around it.

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It was so stupid. Like seriously, the biggest waste of time of my life.

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I will say one thing I did like about it is the particular part of New York that they shot in. I thought they did it beautifully. Like I feel like it's, you know, one of the outer boroughs that doesn't get much love and it's like a very small subculture. It's very Russian. I thought me and Ben were arguing whether it was Brooklyn or Queens because they spent time in Coney Island.

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Yeah, because there was, you're right, there was already like some drama there. They had said that like just Blake and Anna Kendrick really didn't get along. Like so much so to the point that they couldn't even do press together. And like if you watch some of their junkets, there's like really awkward tension. Do you think that's true? There's never been any confirmation.

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I could see these two not getting along. Yeah, from a person. And based on like what we know about Blake, like through this process, like we had said, it doesn't seem like she's like the most amazing, fun person to work with. I think maybe she has like a diva attitude.

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And I could see Anna Kendrick. Like, I could see Blake Lively thinking Anna Kendrick is so fucking annoying. Yeah. Because, like, I don't know Anna Kendrick. I know her characters from Pitch Perfect. And then I had seen, like, a bunch of clips of her on Call Her Daddy. And she's definitely, like, she definitely is, like, yeah, yeah, like, super nice.

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But I could see someone, like, who has, like, a short temper and, like, is a diva finding her annoying.

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Yeah, no, it's very true. And I don't know, I don't know how much truth there could be to it because if you had made a movie that seriously like made very few waves and you hated your co-star, like you wouldn't do a sequel. Like if it was really that bad, no one was begging for a sequel, honestly.

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Yeah, so I don't know. If they did it, it couldn't have been that bad. I agree. I agree. That's just my thought.

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Although- I do want to say, I actually don't consider Jessie Nelson to be the girl that ruined the band because she to me is very much like a Zayn Malik. Not only did the band go on without her, I actually think they did some of their best work without Zayn and their best work without Jessie. I don't think they missed her either. Yeah, she wasn't like a key character. Agreed.

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Vocally or from any standpoint that like the band suffered at all with her absence. That's how I feel about Zayn Malik. I agree with that.

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Yeah. Yes. What if we just left? There's two types of bands, right? And there's two types of departures, like a Camila Cabello, Fifth Harmony, a Justin Timberlake, NSYNC. That's crippling for the band, somebody who's like a load-bearing member. And then there's sort of like ancillary members that leave and nobody moves.

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but it's like these big mansions on the water and everyone's Russian. And that's like very Bukharian, very like Jamaica. We weren't exactly sure which borough it was, but it was an outer borough of New York and it was highlighting all the spots. And I thought it was like, yes, we're always filming in Manhattan. Give the outer boroughs a moment. So I thought it actually was beautiful.

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Yes. It's hard though, because like Perrie Edwards like is releasing bops in her solo endeavors. And that, that makes it tough. Like I think I remember like when Harry Styles went and started doing solo music, like when the music was really good and it really started taking off, like it sort of set in for us very slowly that this was not a hiatus. It was a break.

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Yeah. So I think it's great that they're all progressing in their lives personally, you know, getting married and having kids. And this is great for Jesse. And I do think if Little Mix does choose to reunite, it is without Jesse. Yes, I agree. Because Jesse also does her own music. Sort of.

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So I have to find a balance between like staying hydrated with my cute little hydro jug. But also I need to live. I need to sleep. So it's been tough. It's been a challenge. Thank you so much for asking about me.

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Well, now let me ask you a question because even before Liam Payne passed away, I had always felt like if One Direction got back together, there was a chance that it would be all five, not just the four. I don't know why it wasn't clear cut to me that it would be just without Zayn. Now I feel like the band will obviously never get back together. We're even further from that possibility.

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But if they did, it would have to be with Zayn, right? Because then if not, it's just three of them. Yeah. No, and by the way, I'm sorry, they're never getting back together.

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If you really knew the dynamics and the vocal abilities of the band, Liam was an extremely strong vocalist and an important... He carried a lot of weight. It was really him and Harry vocally.

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And that was like at its time a cultural shift. They look like seriously like a bunch of like homeless youth. It's actually crazy. I'm sorry. Excuse me. Unhoused. Extras in Oliver Twist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like seriously, it's so confusing. And then I remember at the time, like when Harry has his solo and he's like, nothing's fine and I'm done. Like it's not good.

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Like I thought I did good work for the borough. Other than that, I'm really limited in my, oh, we giggled. Oh, the guy who played Vanya, like he was funny, but that was really it. Don't waste your time. Now we need to talk about the substance. Cause everyone's talking about the substance. And after watching the Golden Globes, that was the one that I was like most pulled to watch.

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But at the time, like literally hearts were breaking everywhere. Like people were not fucking okay. No, the craziest thing is realizing that that was not good. that none of the original members of One Direction at the time of their creation could carry a tune except for Liam. And Niall, don't forget, Niall recently found out that he was the reason.

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No, that the band was built around him, but I mean vocally, he did not possess really anything And I don't even know how they got them to such a good place because then there was a time when the five of them would sing all together and harmonize with each other and it was really beautiful. I don't know what sort of training they went through, but you and I need to go through it.

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Vocal coaching, you can make a good voice better. Even look at Ariana Grande.

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Yes, but some people are beyond any sort of, like if you can't carry a tune, if you have, no, no, even you know, like you know when a note is right and wrong, right? I do, I can hear it, but I don't know if I can hear it as much in myself. But you also have a lot of rhythm. Like you know, I think some people have no rhythm.

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Like there are people who actually cannot, even with the best training in the world, could not sing if they wanted to.

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Yes, even stars like us, like- You think we just wake up and sing like this? No. You do. You do. Yeah. But I guess what I'm saying is that you can be better. Well, I actually took some vocal training classes in college and they were like some of the worst experiences of my life. And that's just like when you realize maybe you'll be a podcaster.

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Cause like I went in there and I was like, all right, let's like throw down. Like it was a great way to earn two credits. And it was taught by like a grad student. And it was just like in these music rooms with a piano. And I thought we'd just be like Taylor Swift. Yeah. No, she was making me sing opera. Raise your voice. I literally will never forget.

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We literally, the whole semester we did one song and it was like this. Ready? Yeah.

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Like the whole thing in head voice. I'm like, this is not helping me at all. And I really wanted to audition for X Factor at the time. And I was like, you want me to pull through with this? Like, are you fucking kidding me? But it was like the curriculum. She was literally like, now I realize she was like 19 years old and like a grad student. She was doing her best.

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This was something she had to do for credit. And I would come in there and be like, can we get the sheet music for like Beyonce? And she was like, and sings in the morning. Like some of the worst times in my life. It's giving Susan Boyle. Yeah.

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One, because Demi won the award. Two, I'm like having this renaissance with Margaret Qualley. I'm thinking like, I just like love her. She's fab. She's fab. And I don't really watch a lot of her work, except I saw Made and I loved it. I know her, you know, work as a pop culture figure, but not much more than that. And the premise of the movie I knew was good.

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Like the fact that I remember that is crazy. That is crazy. I can't even remember like your name.

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I don't think she's like completely reclusive.

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Cause that was like in the UK before you could just like know what was going on in the UK. So the fact that the YouTube video made its way across the pond, it was really crazy.

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And then if it's not and you're like seeking chills from that song, do watch the Glee version with Lea Michele and Idina Menzel. It's absolutely beautiful. That's beautiful. I had a dream my life would be.

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I actually have seen it. Did you like it? In college, I had to take a class called Cinema Unlit where, like, you would read the book and then watch the movie and, like, talk about it. And, of course, I only showed up when we were watching the movies and then, like, I didn't read the books. So I did see Les Mis. But it was, like, the OG. It wasn't, like, the Anne Hathaway one. Did you like it?

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Oh, it wasn't that. Oh, so. No, it was, like, Jean Valjean in Black and White. It was, like, kind of dreadful. Victor Hugo, man. I saw some of, like, the worst movies of my life in that class. Death in Venice. Like... Wait, what, oh, Todd Zio. Like, okay, Death in Venice is literally about a pedophile.

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Like, I don't know if it is, but there's like this man in Venice following around this little boy, Todd Zio, and just like staring at him in different corners. And it's like, Todd Zio. Like it was. But then what did he want? Make you have sex with the kid or something. Is that it? I actually don't know. That's how, that was my takeaway from the film. Oh, okay. Todd Zio. Oh.

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That was like seriously a waste of my time. College in general was a waste of my time. Like really do not. Do not come. Do not come. Do not come. More than ever. That's our show. That is. Get your education at GSU. Right. Or educationconnection.com. Both are our Staney approved universities.

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It's just about like, it's about youth and Hollywood. And that's really all I knew. Let me tell you, this movie was fucking crazy. Now, I wouldn't say that I loved it, but I would say it was an excellent film. Like, I can't say that I loved it. Do you know what I mean? But it made you like have strong feelings. Me and Ben were, we were feeling, Ben could not get over the movie.

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Afterwards, he was like, couldn't go to bed. Like we had to watch Curb for two hours. He was like, I'm really feeling on the edge. It was disturbing. It was very disturbing. So the premise of the film is Demi Moore is this like aging Hollywood starlet. She was like this movie star and then she started a fitness empire.

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I think it's supposed to be set in the 80s because she does like all these cute like step aerobics videos. And Dennis Quaid, who's like the head of the network, who was hysterical, by the way, like he was actually so good. He fires her because, you know, he's like a Harvey Weinstein, like you're old and ugly. And he wants to find like a hot new thing.

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And so Demi Moore is like depressed and she finds out about this thing called the substance, which is essentially what you would think. It's like an injection. And at first I thought they were making a statement on Ozempic in the film and I was like ready to tear it apart, but it had not, like I was thinking this injectable drug that's taking over Hollywood. It had nothing to do with Ozempic.

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It's like a fountain of youth. Yeah, so basically how it works is you inject yourself and like your body like collapses. And the film is extremely graphic in terms of gory blood, needles. So if that icks you out, I would highly suggest staying away from it. So Demi Moore basically collapses. Her body just chills in her bathroom on the floor unconscious for seven days.

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And out of her is birthed Margaret Qualley, this younger version of herself. And Margaret Qualley gets seven days and then she has to inject herself back and Demi has to go seven days. And you're like the same person in your brain, but you have to exist as one for seven days and one for seven days. But the world sees you as two different people.

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So Margaret Qualley, like she gets up and she goes to audition for the new role of Demi Moore. She gets it. She becomes this huge starlet. And it isn't after long before she doesn't want to give up the seven days. She doesn't want to go back to being Demi Moore. Like, ugh. So she starts staying a little bit longer, which you're not supposed to do, because what one giveth, one taketh away.

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With each like time she steals from Demi Moore, when Demi Moore comes back, she's much older. Like her finger turns like purple, like an old lady. And then one time Margaret Qualley was going nuts. She came back half of Demi, like her right side of her body was like ancient. And then her left side. So she gets progressively crazier and crazier looking. Margaret Qualley don't give a fuck.

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And the two girls, Demi and Margaret, even though they share a brain, they like hate each other. And the whole point that they say with the substance, you are one, you are one, you are one. They were not acting as one, you know? So I won't spoil the ending. The ending is crazy. It's not like there's no resolution and it's really like a sort of campy, almost satirical, like horror film.

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And it's like silly, but it was very good. It made you think a lot because there's a point where Demi Moore is so old looking, and then she starts to look like a mongrel because like Margaret Qualley stealing so much.

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So she has like a boob coming out of the side of like, she looks crazy, but she's looking at this photo of herself when she was like, you know, 55, when she had just gotten fired and she loves the way that she looked and she would do anything to look like that again. So it really is like this reminder of like how you hate how you look now, right?

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And then in 50 years, you're gonna be wishing you looked like the way you did now. It made you think. It made me laugh. The girls were great. Demi 1000% deserved to win. Like what she did in that movie was fucking crazy. It is the craziest movie I've ever seen. Okay. And I wouldn't say I loved it. I enjoyed every minute. I was really uncomfortable. Like it's nobody's favorite movie.

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But that's what films are supposed to make you feel uncomfortable. Question things.

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Yeah. No, let me tell you. It's worth the hype. Like it's really, it was wild. It was truly, I don't know how long the movie was, but like it never ended. Like it was- Are you going to watch more Oscar movies? I am. So then last night we started to watch the one with Ralph Fiennes about the Pope dying. And like after a few minutes, it was just extremely clear. Like that was not going to work.

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Like it was just, we tried. Like we girl bossed a little too close to the sun. Why not the Adrian Brody one? It's not out yet. Also the Adrian Brody one is three and a half hours long.

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I think that's harder to go to the theater for three hours. I'm dying to go to the theater.

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When I'm like doling out all the Oscars, like critiques and stuff, like I want to be well-informed and I will not be watching Amelia Perez.

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I want to come for sex change. It's like, I need a penis. Penis to vagina, vagina to penis. Like I honestly, I still don't really even know what the movie's about, but now I'm understanding it's about this like drug warlord, like cartel leader who- wants to transition. I don't know if he wants to transition in an earnest way or because he wants to go into hiding.

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Oh yeah, no, I'm not sure on the pronouns because I haven't seen the film and I'm not going to because it looks like crazy stupid.

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Yeah, the clips that are coming out, like seriously, make it look like satire.

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No, so the brutalist and then the Kieran Culkin one, he won the Golden Globe. With Jesse. Jesse Eisenberg. So essentially, now I know what it's about. I almost watch it, Ben was like not compelled at all Which I thought was weird because it's like kind of him. They're like these cousins who are like so different, whatever, but their grandma dies.

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allow me and encourage me and make me feel good about drinking soda. And so the last one I saw was like, totally fine to drink soda. As long as like for equal parts soda, you're also having water. So like yesterday I had a- Flushing it out. Yeah, yesterday I had like a huge soda at lunch and I got a- huge water with it and I drank both. I'm so sick of it. Water is just sick.

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And their grandma, I think is a Holocaust survivor or like it's whatever. She's from Poland. So as like a tribute to like learn more about her, they go to Poland and they take this journey to like learn more about one another.

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They like learn about the grandma, but they end up learning about themselves. That seems like one of the more innocuous films. It's just like a movie. And it was also 90 minutes. So I'll probably watch that one. It's called... I don't know, real something? Real inconvenience? Yeah, like real friends, real pain. Real pain. A real pain. Yeah, you're right, you're right. I think.

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I know there are bigger things coming out in the world, so the Oscars did delay, but if they could just give me a list of movies I need to watch, I'm just guessing here.

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Also, pick with your heart. Yeah, I do really want to watch The Brutalist. But Joe Alwyn is in it. And I've actually never watched anything with Joe Alwyn in it. I started that show that he was in on Hulu. And it was really bad. So I don't even know if I got to a scene like that he was in. And I have seen Joe Alwyn. I feel weird. I'm sure you know. I feel weird watching him.

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You said, I've seen Joe Alwyn, you know.

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You don't talk about it too much. I just want to be clear because I have literally no idea what you're talking about. But maybe that's a reflection on me and not you. I didn't, yeah, no, but I feel like you and him would cross paths a lot. He does like a lot of period pieces.

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The concept of the sentence is the same, but the way they word it is different.

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Who are just sneezing, sneezing. And it's like, I can't empty my bladder fast enough. Are you wearing a diaper? Pad season. Pad season. But is it enough? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just a little, it's not like what you experience. I'm not peeing my pants every time I sneeze. Just a little tinkle. No, I actually like peed. I didn't pee my pants.

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But to sneeze in the third trimester on a full bladder, like you're asking for trouble.

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Even today I'm working, I'm working tonight. Like it starts now.

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I also need a pedicure. Like, I've gotten to the point where my toes hurt.

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No, they were hurting, like, when I was wearing my flats yesterday because, like, they're pinched because they're just way too long. And that's when I know it's been six months. It's your body letting you know. Yeah, so they're really bad. Oh, my God. But maybe we could, like, get lunch in pedis.

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And you have to be careful with pedicures now, you know? Because there's apparently, like, a tendon in your ankle that's like an old wife's tail if you, like, push it, it will cause you to go into labor.

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This is a women's health podcast now.

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Right. So I'm going to really miss regular school where all my friends are here. And like, I'm not the only one going to summer school.

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Yeah, we're launching merch on Wednesday.

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I know we dropped like one every collection for the last year. This time we said, hold my small t-shirts. We're dropping three oversized t-shirts. They're so cute. We've got Gargi Pargi. We've got the toasty with the... What would you say? Like the vignette on the back? Montage. Map of toastiness. And then... Girly. Girly. You were wearing it the other day.

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you think you're gonna come back with like summer school friends definitely I think I'm gonna come back from your mat leave with new friends because I'm meeting a lot of new people some familiar faces but a lot of new people I'm really gonna be putting myself out there but everyone that I've booked like is someone that I actually know or like no like want to talk to them interested in follow so I'm excited to meet them but it's gonna be a very social few weeks for me so I have something to tell you wait that was the second reason why it's exciting what's the third

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Yeah, very exciting. But what were we just talking about? Oh, lunch, pedicures.

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It's an emergency pedicure. It's a rescue pedicure. It's a national emergency. Is that from our video?

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Like nothing major happened over the weekend, but like little bits and bobs. Taylor was spotted. That was pretty big. Yeah. That's a story. I have a lot of thoughts. Oh, wow. Like we are like, cause I just saw it.

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Like when I was looking for stories this morning, like she's like literally at the Smith and Philly like type restaurant and that she has to do those things now because she's like in an ordinary family.

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That's crazy that her mother was there and that they went to a restaurant. Yeah. We'll talk about it. Okay. We'll talk about it. And now without further ado, here are the fast five stories that you need to know.

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It's our first time podcasting pregnant together publicly.

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Podcasting pregnant together publicly.

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Thank you, Turdy Skin Co. You're welcome. That's what you should start your next venture, Turdy Skin Co. I wouldn't want to compete. Why compete? Because you can't. Yeah, like some things are a perfect product. Our first story, the aforementioned Mother's Day of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey. They resurfaced in Philadelphia for a Mother's Day outing.

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with his family at Tallulah's Garden Restaurant in Philadelphia. So Travis, Taylor, Jason, Kylie, Donna, Andrea. I saw something that said Andrea was there. I don't see Andrea here, but you are the authority.

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No, no, I see Taylor. Okay, but we see Taylor and Travis.

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He's wearing like a new hairstyle.

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correct maybe she was there too we just wouldn't recognize her logic if kylie has other siblings they should be there too and the mom is with them their spouses or partners right where was austin swift i don't know what's crazier about this to me is that they went to a restaurant i just feel like when taylor's in the family like we can't just go to talulah's anymore not only that mother's day like obviously going out to a restaurant is totally fine but like it's really

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We are getting... Something that, like, chip or no chip, they couldn't take away from us.

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Yeah, and just, but I'm sure she doesn't want them to change their family ways for her. She just wants to blend right in. And I guess because they're in Philly, they're,

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I just find that seeing them in this setting is really shocking. I've never been to Tallulah's, but to me, it's the elk of the Smith. Yeah. No.

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Yeah, I'm sure they had plenty of security. Yeah. I don't know. I also think Philly's like one of those towns. I just feel like there's not a restaurant big enough. Maybe in Las Vegas they make restaurants big enough to accommodate Taylor and Travis.

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Energies. They're big physically. They have big teams. They've got a lot going on. They can't be like squeezing between tables. Sorry, pardon me.

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It does hit different when you're pregnant. It's so good. It's really necessary to the whole experience. It is. Yeah.

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It doesn't include Apple Podcasts where most of you listen.

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Uh, yeah, it's turdy. Well, I like to put a little FlavCity electrolytes in my water and I do have a code and it's Shaki. Congratulations. And it doesn't have aspartame.

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Yeah, that's how I feel. Like when I'm out and it calls for a soda, like I'm having a soda.

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If you just wake up on your back that's fine. Okay. Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. Aforementioned Molly Mae reveals she and Tommy are back together nine months after their breakup. So the Next three episodes of Molly May Behind It all premiered on Amazon. The first came out in January. Now there's three more and it's chronicling the time from like New Year's to now. Okay.

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Where they've gotten back together. Which everyone suspected. And we now know why they did break up. So we knew that they were working on things. They were spotted together New Year's Eve. We more so know that they.

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And his like. The dark passenger. Like. Yeah. Dark passenger. Two different people. When he's good Tommy. Like they're in the best relationship. When he's bad Tommy. It's a misery. And bad Tommy was becoming more and more.

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So I think that's where they're at right now. Yeah. But and we've seen like bits and bobs, as they would say, of Molly posting about Tommy. Obviously, she posted happy birthday from Bambi's POV. But she has yet to like post anything romantic of the two of them or say we're back together until it's in the show. She says that they are back together.

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But I feel like it also makes me appreciate them more as a couple. Like they're just more real. Like not that you have to be like, we have to know like your dirty underwear in order for like us to feel like we can relate to you. But like now I do feel like,

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it's not just like molly and tommy and who are they and what are they about and it's just like a magical little like they're just like real people they're going through real things and i do think sometimes when you go through something like this it does make you stronger so um i think they've been tested and i think if they can stick together through this like they'll be incredibly strong because everything was so great for them coming off a love island yeah no it's easy even though they didn't win love when everybody loved it it's okay everyone didn't even love them they didn't even win their season no but like in

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It's definitely been like knock down a peg, but not to reality a little bit. Yeah. But I think that's like good, especially their business is relatability. Like she's an influencer. She said like, I just, I feel like, um, Yeah, it's like you feel closer to them as a couple, not just like, oh, they're shiny on a pedestal and they're perfect. They're not. Yeah.

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And I feel like it's been nine months since they broke up. I feel like that's a good length of time for someone to get sober. Like, let's get serious. We're not jumping back into things. I think Molly's being really prudent about everything. And I just hope that Tommy can stay on the path.

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No, I would hope if you have a podcast, you do have a co-host because it makes things a lot better and easier.

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Okay. In the league. Our next story. Okay. Okay. Bravo's flagship show, Roni, is going off the air. The network hopes to revive it, but Real Housewives of New York City is going off the air. Page Six has learned with no firm plans for its return. The show, which we know premiered in 2008, has consistently been one of the most beloved, prestigious, and buzzed about in Bravo's schedule.

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And now it is no more, but it doesn't seem as if there's any great expectation that it'll be back anytime soon. And Insider said, we're trying to figure it out. We want to figure it out. We think there's still life in it. They warn that other shows have sat on ice for years before it being revived, like Real Houses of Miami. That's a good, you know, hopeful thing.

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I just don't think it's going to be what it should or could be just because the cast isn't like giving.

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I don't think it has to do with New York because they are able to do it in L.A. where it's the same sort of people. People like super wealthy, like in Hollywood.

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No, but I think there's like new, like younger people with, there's a lot of money and there are a lot of people who want to be on TV.

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Who would you cast? I mean, I have a limited knowledge of New York City people who are already established. If you wanted to go into a friend group and have a bunch of unknowns, you could find that. That's people's jobs to find that.

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But I think that Bravo casting is not what it was because I think they're looking for different things now than they were in 2008 when they're like, we just want to make a great show. So what are they looking for now?

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No, but they were also all personality. I don't think they're going by personality these days. And when they do pick someone for personality, it's like a crazy person who would say or do anything.

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Because a lot of the people on the new show are wives and mothers. And like, uh, I don't feel like them, not that I watch, but like them sharing their motherhood is like not really the thing we're watching for. But I do think having a partner like just makes things interesting while also having like a couple single people.

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But I do think going into a friend group where people are already know each other and are friends. Like I do think the most recent Roni was just like far flung people. Let's put them all together.

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I think they were filming for a while before they even started filming for the show because they needed to meet each other. Um,

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I was just going to say, Jenna Lyons was probably, like, the thing that they were most excited.

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And I feel like even when it was announced, it was like, this just doesn't feel like it's going to be amazing. Like, she's not the elk of housewives. She's so serious. And then if it turned out she was, like, silly and reality, like, that would have been interesting. But she's not. She's just, like, a serious, boring person.

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And if you have, like, social media... If you're some sort of influencer, I actually don't think you should be on the show. Again, you have a lot to lose or to gain. I feel like you know how to position yourself. They just need people with wacky personalities that are so themselves that they can't pretend to be someone else when they come on TV. Everyone else is just pretty...

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sound of mind they're like I know what people want to hear I don't want to step in it but also not like wacky people who are just gonna lie like what they did to this franchise honestly it's disgraceful like the fact that Roni is dead it's the first franchise to die I know but I feel like from the moment they said we're going down these paths like from like this has been so clear like nothing about this has been surprising everybody

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like lying to themselves like roadie new is actually good every casting every season that came out it's like this is not happening yeah this is not happening and it's actually what's so shocking is that they've admitted it yeah I'm just looking to place blame like this should never have happened should never have happened I and I don't think it's fair to say that New York can't do if you can make it here you can make it anywhere I'm just pointing out that I do believe it's harder to cast in New York than in other cities

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I just want to say, like, according to what we've seen, that's proving your theory. However. It shouldn't be that way. And I don't think it has to be that way. I think they're missing something. They're missing something is what I think. It's, it never should have happened. Yeah, so we'll see what's next. Yes, we will. Are you ready for our next story? What number? Number four. No, oh my God.

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No, I don't feel ready either. That just felt so quick.

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Ooh, my favorite salad. Probably the Mediterranean crunch. That's probably my all-time favorite. But I do love a Caesar. I could dress it up. I could dress it down. I love to get my salad tailored. to the kind of cuisine I'm having with my meals. So if we're having taco night, we'll get the Mexican street corn salad. If we're having an Italian night, we'll do the Caesar. We can add more to it.

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We could take away. It's just the protein at a protein, of course, but you know me, no protein. It's just the best. Like it's seriously the best. I'm not, you know, spending so much time chopping lettuce, washing lettuce. Right.

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So whether you're looking for a fun afternoon activity, something special to do on a partner's birthday, for example. Oh, yeah.

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um resortpass.com check out well slash toast check out the resorts in your area or if you're going to a new place and you're staying at this hotel but we want to check out that right like there's so many different ways you can use resort especially because you live in like a place that has like a lot of hotels vacation destination vacation destination and when we want pargy beach access but we want a little cabana we want a little meal side in the past you had to like book

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book rooms at the place yeah it's expensive and unnecessary try and like book the cheapest room but it's still not as cheap as resort pass right and you can get a cabana you can get all the works you can get a little spa treatment you can get access to a golf course whatever you're looking to do i don't judge no i don't judge i judge a little bit if you're looking into the golf course like go be with your family well you know she has her hang-ups about that but there's no membership no hassle

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What was the healing that you did?

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Thank you, Jax. You're welcome, turd. Our next story, a little family news.

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Billy Ray Cyrus says he and his family are close to full healing. And Miley is speaking out as well. So Miley posted to Instagram. I guess there was- Billy posted first. Billy posted first like a photo with Smiley. And people were like, oh, this is old or photoshopped.

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I feel like she doesn't make statements either, but this is like so personal and people were really getting the details all mixed up. The iPad has died, but my spirit did not. Nope, I got everything backed up on my phone because my iPad, you know, it was being the family iPad all the time. I was like, wow, we're on the fifth story. She's putting her iPad away. I'm done. She's done for the day.

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Might work here. What kind of business y'all in? I'm not going to tell you what Miley said. No, what did she say? So she said that her mom is like a little, you know, funny with social media, doesn't know how to use her phone and accidentally must have unfollowed her. So there's nothing there. I think she really wanted to clear up the...

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rumors that she was beefing with her mom because I think that's, like, so untrue and probably was hurting Tish, especially if people think that she's going over to Billy Ray's side. She also said that she is working on things with her dad. Good.

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I think they're coming back from it. And you know that's family. And I want that. And it's been years. And I have to say. I think we can attribute this to one Elizabeth Hurley. Oh yeah. You think the timing is like. I think she's been a positive influence in his life.

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And like she came in. And she sees that he's like not speaking with his family. Like a good woman is going to mend those bridges. That's true actually. And I think like. she's being who I hope she would be. Like when she started dating Billy Way, I was like, oh, so she's crazy too.

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But now I'm like, oh wait, maybe she's making him less crazy.

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And like, I know that like, I don't know Fire Rose and I just, I know things were bad between them.

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But I feel like that's when things were really bad with his children and everything. It wasn't a good relationship for his overall family.

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I just think of all the issues they had with Billy Ray. The age of his Fire Rose was not the issue.

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That's sort of, like, really not fitting in to the timeline. At least, like, Devil's Gang Miley was years ago.

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I don't think Elizabeth Hurley would date that person. Well, I hope not. I think that she, just based on every, especially with like the family coming together, I'm going to believe that she's being a really positive influence, not him being the negative influence on her, that she's lifting him up. And he is better than he was in January. Here's hoping. Fingers crossed. Yeah.

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So that would be really nice. It would. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Is it about that devil skank Molly? I can't stop saying that. No, but she also did have her new song come out. Did you hear it, More to Lose? I haven't because...

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Yeah. Everything about this album rollout is giving janky. Okay, I'm so glad you agree. They announced the album so long ago. Right now, we still only have two songs. It's, like, a visual album. It's beyond...

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bad badly done but the song is beautiful it's like um it's a ballad so it's like climey and used to be youngy used to be youngy okay so it's really beautiful it's called more to love and i know that like her press team stings but i'm gonna do my job and and put it out there promote miley and use my platform to support miley love that um our fifth and final story is little music news um prince harry sweetly kisses megan markel oh my god i don't know how we've done the entire show without talking about this how was this story number five this should have been story number

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Because it was a few days ago. And I had to talk about the things that we teased at the top. So I moved some things around. And I also, I never know. I'm sad. I never know how you're going to react when I bring them up. The hat? Okay.

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Harry and Meghan went to the Beyonce concert. And she posted a carousel. And she gave us a lot of information in that carousel. I don't know if we would have even known that they were there without this carousel.

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She posted a bunch of pictures with a caption about last night. Thank you at Beyonce and team for an amazing concert and a very fun date night. All love.

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Well, we'll have to watch. We still have to make our big plans.

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American plans. Actually I have, um, I have a good idea for our big watch party. Should we get like a projector? Um, my hotel has a theater and I think you can like rent it out.

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made it this way. It's a wide, it's like a sun hat. It's like a fedora. But it's an oversized fedora. Wait, and by the way, then she posted a picture of the inside of his hat because he definitely got it made at like one of those hat years.

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Yeah, where you can like get little customizations. And they can like brand it with like metal, hot iron rods. Right, so there's a bunch of different icons and texts. So one, it says Archie, Lily, my love. Cute. Next is the California flag.

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To the left of that seems to be the continent of Africa.

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Next to that is a British flag. So interesting. I only saw the kids' names. I thought the rest was like a tag. I didn't even look. And then next to that is an American flag. So he's all over the map, literally. He's all over the map. And then she wrote, my husband's hat gets a twirl.

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So you agree by now that she's not doing, that she is doing her own social media.

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And we also need to watch Molly. May is back on Amazon.

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And I think in general, I know, I feel like people, you know, they make these attacks personal. They, like, make it about the hair when they just hate the man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I do think in general, like, not every man who's losing his hair needs to get hair plugs. Like, I... Interesting.

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I'm fine with people losing their hair. I'm fine with people having a baldness and being bald.

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Oh, well, I haven't watched the second part. I haven't watched any TV. I don't even know like what kind of TV I have, like what kind of capabilities my TV has in my hotel. But I will watch eventually. But we do have a story about her today. So I'll just... I'll table all Molly Mae chatter.

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We do, but if a woman didn't want to do all that and just wanted to let the process...

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But then he wears a hat, so he obviously cares.

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Yeah, it was just really crazy. Like, you're two steps from the throne.

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But you guys aren't ready for that conversation yet. And I feel like it's really crazy that she showed us the inside. Yeah. You know, because I feel like she just like stirs up all the old stuff, like America, Britain, California. Where's his coat of arms? Where's the Sussex coat of arms? Right, right. I don't know. I just feel like...

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No, he can like what he likes. No, he can't. He can't. I'm just saying, I felt like he was really highlighting the fact that he's, like, made this choice, you know? Right, right. But the thing is, like, we know, you know? He shouldn't, like, if... Well, he... If he posted the hat, like other things that I would have wanted to see. I don't know, maybe like a corgi.

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Like just like things about Harry. Right. Before this. Maybe that's Africa. Maybe. But I don't know. Sussex. Sus. Seriously, Sussex.

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It matches your outfit. You should ask him to borrow it. You should wear this hat to the party tonight.

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That's all. Love ya. Bye. Oh, we could do it.

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So happy to be here for our big week. This is such a big week. Let me tell you why. Shall I count the reasons?

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No, no, no, I think they're two separate things. Okay, so it was mistrial, sorry.

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Or maybe the documentary was a little biased. Oh, maybe that too. But I think like most people come in when someone's like being prosecuted by the state and they like think that they did that, you know?

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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One. Jackson Claude is coming to town. We're together. Always so fun. The aforementioned coming to town, yeah. And I'm here, by the way. I came.

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You have to prove them to be innocent, which is harder.

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He did it until you can show me that he didn't. So I think it's like turn, you have 12 yeses at the start and then to even get half to change. Is actually big.

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It's really reminding me of One Lone Juror. What was that movie called? One Lone Juror?

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You know what? It's on my content list. Hold on. One Man Juror. No, 12 Only Men. 12 Tonight. 12 Angry Men. 12 Angry Men is the classic. This is the jury of juries. What the heck is it? What's the actor's name? I can't even remember. Clint Eastwood Jury Man. Clint Eastwood Jury Movie. Jury number two.

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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Two, it is our last week together before we break for mat leave. Mat leave. For maternity leave. So it's like last week of shows. Kind of high stakes for content, do you feel? No, I feel like it's just going to pour out of us because-

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Well, that's not your job to find out.

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Then who killed Nicole Brown Simpson, yeah?

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It wasn't OJ. And he got off. And that's why he doesn't like to go to L.A. He said he doesn't want to run into the guy who accidentally did it. That's what's so crazy. Who killed Kaylee Anthony if it wasn't Casey, you know? Right.

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Right, but it's like, if they didn't have to figure out who killed Nicole Brown, you don't have to figure out who killed John.

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it's like the last week of school like we're breaking for summer it's the best week ever because it's like you almost miss it yeah you even miss school because you know it's going away it does that's a really good comparison it does feel like at least for me I woke up I'm like oh my it's my last week before I'm literally like not working and then when I'm going to summer school and I have that like by the way Jackie's going to summer school it's a perfect comparison where it's like I'm gonna be working harder than ever yeah get my degree online

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Okay, well that's a fun one. We had such a fun day yesterday. We were in the Burbs.

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No, but you were really like on both sides of the fence.

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I know. But I just know you're not going to do that. And I just know you're such a softie. I need to remember how I'm feeling right now. And you're going to be like. Ben has been so amazing. Like, of course, it's Father's Day. Like, you're just going to. No, I'm not going to get him a watch.

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Make sure he feels passed over. Correct. I understand. Well, I've just done something so foolish, which was that I just survived allergy season in Florida, like turned spring like two months ago or whatever, sneezing my way through it. arrived here for allergy season, literally sneezing all day. The bottom half of my face had no makeup on it by the end of the day.

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I'm like trying to like not blow my nose because like I don't want to take all my makeup off. So I'm experiencing allergy season twice. And both times I'm not taking Zyrtec. But now I might. Oh, can you take Zyrtec pregnant? Dr. Fox said I could, but like just less is better. Yeah. But if I get to a place of real misery, I would.

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But the thing is, usually I would take a Zyrtec at the end of the day so that it can work itself overnight. But by the end of the day when I'm inside and I've showered, I'm feeling much better. It's not until then I emerge. Like literally the minute I stepped outside this morning,

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when people talk about climate change what about pollen change i think the pollen's changing levels through the roof every year it's like worse and worse you can literally see it like you'll be driving and it's like there's just white powder i'm assuming it's pollen i think it's beautiful but i can see how somebody who has allergies would find it like to be a nuisance yeah yeah no i think pollen counts are higher than ever damn from like my experience

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So if you're struggling out there, just know I did it twice without a Zyrtec.

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Yeah. You know, when some people are enjoying the beautiful weather spring. So true. I can't tell. I'm like, should we go for a walk?

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I can walk indoors. On a treadmill? I can go to an indoor park. Like the outdoors are just a misery. But of course I'm, I literally, we were outside all day yesterday.

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It was so gorgeous. Like, and the boys just like, we're running, like we had so much fun. So like we're staying outside. Mom's going to be sneezing and peeing the whole time. Sneezing and peeing, yeah. Sneezing and peeing.

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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

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Today's episode is brought to you by Caraway, which is perfect because I spent the entire weekend cleaning, like nesting, and going through everything in my kitchen. And me and Ben were like really evaluating what things we need, what things we don't need. And so much of our Caraway stuff is just like the best. I love Caraway for anything kitchenware, anything bakeware, cookware.

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I do want to clarify just like one thing my husband said, which, you know, your husband goes on a podcast and talks and you only have one clarification. I think he did a very good job. I never said he couldn't talk about the frames. It's not like I was sick Friday morning. I'm like, I need you to fill in for me. Don't talk about the frames. That's not at all what happened.

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When we were building this set, Ben was obviously like coming with me and I was showing him pictures of the progress. And he was like, do you feel like the frames are a little and it started to say stuff. And I'm like, shut up. Shut up. That's when I told him he couldn't say anything about the frames.

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I completely agree. I think it was really like it was disgusting. I think Blake Lively is a dirty whore. I can't believe she put on a dress and went to work. I think she's a disgrace to women and to humanity. And I think she should die.

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And I'm talking about the response to Blake Lively leaving her house. Like, I know that this is a complex situation. Everybody has their takes the lawsuit. But like, seriously, the woman didn't do anything. She went to work.

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And they're like, this costume change is so egregious when there are women fighting for their life.

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That's also like I feel like a complication in the whole thing is that one of the very few like public allies of Blake Lively is this director, Paul Feig. So he's at the event, too. He's speaking on behalf. And so if Anna and Blake like really hate each other, there's definitely an imbalance in the workplace because Paul and Blake are thick as thieves.

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No, before Blake was like a... you know, America's Most Wanted. There have been like theories that this was like the most toxic set ever. These two would not even look at each other, refuse to do press together. And this was way before anybody had anything bad ever to say about Blake Lively.

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It's like, if you've been paying attention, there's definitely weirdness in, and the fact that they decided to make a sequel when there was clearly such bad vibes and the movie like wasn't even successful. I don't understand.

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Yeah, but not, like he made it seem like I told him to shut up in regards to Friday's episode. Got it. No, no.

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Even though, I don't know if Anna Kendrick is getting offered so many roles these days, you know?

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No, I think it's the opposite. I think people really don't like her.

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Yeah, I mean, Pitch Perfect is one of the best movies of our time.

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Oh my God, even though she's such an irrelevant ugly in Twilight.

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I think you make a good point that like nobody would have agreed to do this movie if it was as toxic as like the rumors have made it up to be because it wasn't this movie that demanded a sequel. Like there was a small following of the niche cult following. But beyond that, it wasn't a movie that really required a second film. So like maybe these three loved working together.

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Right. And so I think a lot of people are taking clips from this weekend and really making more of it than it is. Like there's definitely something there, but I don't think anything is an admission. Like Anna Kendrick is weird. So when her weird responses to also, I'm sure they've been briefed, like not to speak on Blake Lively. It's like an ongoing legal matter.

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He's working off of old information. Yeah.

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Correct. So I don't think that these videos and these responses of Anna are like that telling. Yeah.

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But also, if these two hated each other as much as we've been led to believe that they did and now Blake Lively is the most hated woman in America and they're doing a press tour together, you just know Anna Kendrick, if that was the truth, would be like living for it and like leaning in and giving the people.

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Yeah, I don't think that this is like the most amazing copacetic working relationship of all time. I do think maybe some of the rumors have been blown out of proportion a little bit, but there's definitely something there.

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Yeah, it was. And I actually felt genuine pain for Blake. She's trying so hard to combat the mean girl. I think one of the biggest, most valid criticisms about her from all this is seeing the way over the years she's interacted with fans and people. It's just rude and bitchy. So to see her go out into the throngs of fans and being like, oh my god, hi! Like pretending she knows who you are.

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I just know that was really hard for her because it goes against her natural instinct to be like a big bitch. And I felt bad for her because it was like truly eating humble pie. It's like when Regine George put the back brace on, you know? Yeah.

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No, and the fact that she's being so nice and she's never been this nice, she's kind of validating the rumors.

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And there was this male fan who's clearly a big Blake fan. I think Blake was, you know, the Kardashians, people know their biggest, biggest fans, people who run blogs about them. So she was trying to have a moment with this guy. I'm like, you don't know him. You don't know him. You don't know this man. Stop. Stop.

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OK, I am because like at first he was like a Blake ally and then he was a Blake hater. And then over the weekend, he wore this like pin on the red carpet, which was the same flower pin that Justin Baldoni had previously worn. And like he like he's kind of playing into, but he's also like, I don't want to be asked about this. And he's actually been a really big part of the story.

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Like one of the big interviews that went viral with Blake being like a nasty bitch was when she was sitting with Brendan Sklenar and he like rolls his eyes. So like, oh, he hates her. But then he was him and Paul Feig were like people to start sticking up for her. And now I feel like he's playing both sides. And I really want to know what he thinks.

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That's the point. That kind of sets us apart.

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He's just like, I think, living for the attention.

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I would be really upset if I found out my boyfriend was like that. Like, I love him, but he's starting to piss me off. Like, who's side are you on?

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Yes, that's why he's been doing a lot of press. Right? Oh, you're right. Yes, that's how it's all connected. Paul Feig, same director.

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Why is Paul Feig such like a mover and a shaker? I've never even heard of him.

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Did you see the video of Sidney Sweeney and Brendan Slater on set of The Housemaid being cute? And now everybody's doing what they did with her and Glenn Powell.

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Well, I need Sidney Sweeney to stop pretending like she's going to marry that guy. I need Sidney Sweeney to stop pretending like she's not engaged. No, no. But the thing is, that's what I'm saying. She's not. Like, you're not marrying that guy. You know?

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No, she would have done it already. Like, she's not. And I... that guy I get it like she's in this situation she's in this situation that like I get it you you can't marry like what are you doing no whoever he is in this world like he's holding her back from uh obviously you know what he reminds me of and this is gonna be like actually no I'm not even gonna say it never mind

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No, they obviously buried a body in the woods together.

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Yes, and instead of painting it, she's just doing all these bad movies.

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Okay, can I say something a little out of turn? I'm going to say the thing you're not supposed to say. That she's old? No. What? I don't even think that. Margot Robbie, yes, she like married a total nobody. She married a total nobody who's actually extremely good looking.

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I could definitely see that being the reality. Speaking of selfish, he got me sick. I wasn't here on Friday. You guys, I'm back. I'm so much better.

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I would say like, yes, Margot Robbie's the most beautiful woman in the world, but her man isn't that much uglier than her, you know?

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Yeah, it does. And I just feel like him and Sidney Sweeney are on different levels physically. I don't know if that's so mean to say.

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I need her to quit the act. Like, stop. He's a businessman. What if he's really wealthy? So is she. I need her to date Brendan Sklenar. Really? Really? Maybe this guy, Jonathan DeVino, is somebody she could end up with after an illustrious career.

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No, it's like a fun thing. Remember when everybody for five minutes was like, is she dating Glenn Powell? That was fun.

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I saw. That was very sweet. And let me tell you, because, like, when he went off to work, I was so mad. Like, I – you know, I hate to miss work.

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A couple of times, and then you settle down with a Jonathan DeVino. You don't show up to the party with a Jonathan DeVino.

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For me, this is where gender roles are extremely important. If a guy gets really famous in Hollywood and stays with his little girlfriend, obsessed, you are salt of the earth, love you, love you. When a woman does it, it's like, ew. I don't know. Like you don't have a man with a job?

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I'm ready for this relationship. Like a lying actor? It's run its course.

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Oh, he is cute. Exactly. Yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah, he's got like a super cute face. And they both have like that Australian like... Connection. Is she Australian? Hmm? Yeah, she is. She's Australian? Yeah, no, like that look, that like surfer, beachy, really cute look. Yeah, and then also he's a producer. I think she like made him.

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Yeah. Yeah. Because I – first, nobody likes being sick, but, oh, my God, this is my first time being sick pregnant. Like, I – If you would have told me like the biggest physical pain I would have from being like flu like with the with pregnancy would be the pain in my knees. Like you feel it differently. Like it was so crazy. It was really, really bad. So when he went off, I was so fucking mad.

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Look, I thought Kendall had like a really short bob.

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Victoria and Kendall. It looked like a fab outing. Just like a bunch of friends drinking, watching tennis, like taking pictures. Kylie looked so unbelievably gorgeous. Like, I can't believe that these two are together. Like, and you know, she's definitely making me look at him like a little bit more favorably. I've never thought he was like cute or my type.

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We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to, oh my, not my hands. They're just hands. Welcome back to the toast. Happy Monday. Oh my God. The bitch is back. Yeah, that's right. School's in session. Ms. Trunchable has returned, everybody. Back to four minute and 30 second ad breaks. Back to basics, bitch, okay?

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And you know, when she shows up on a red carpet and she's like looking va-va-voom and she's with him, it's like, oh, maybe he's not so bad. You know, she brings up the group average. And... her just sitting there with her bombshell blowout, her cleavage, which was just so insane, I couldn't help but wonder, like, seriously, what does she see in him? Like, I'm sorry.

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You're thinking more about him in a substantial way. Yeah.

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It's true. It has like been a long time and they're still very like honeymoon phase. I like that he's very family oriented. He brings his whole family everywhere. And, you know, I love me some Pauline Chalamet.

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Of course. So they probably have that in common. Also, I meant to tell you, speaking of Pauline Chalamet on a Mindy Kaling show, I watched Running Point this weekend. You will love it. It is so funny. First of all, not nobody telling me the star of the show is Chet Hanks. Okay. Tom Hanks is turnt troubled youth, young son. He is amazing. He is so funny.

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And that's why like only Mindy Kaling could see that in him. You know, like I think people don't take him seriously. He plays this like, you know, a star basketball player, but who has like a bad image. And he's always like saying the wrong thing and doing the wrong thing. He is so funny that Jackie, the show is so good. I

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Yeah, it was so funny. And there's like a whole part where one of the siblings like refuses to call Twitter anything but X and everybody's like, stop. And he's like, I re-X'd something. It's like, you retweeted. And it's literally you.

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I'm like, he didn't take the cough seriously. He didn't leave the marital bed. And then I'm editing the episode and I'm like, oh, I wonder who his queenie was because I told him to prepare one. And it was like so sweet. So it was he phoned it in. It was strategic. It was strategic. So I'm like, I am a warrior. Yes, I am.

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Of course. And it's so funny. They're trying to get ahead of a scandal. So one of them like has a Finsta. And he's like, no, a lot of times I can debunk stuff with my Finsta. So he like writes a Finsta tweet. That's like, no, I was at this restaurant. It's not true. That didn't happen. And he accidentally sends it from his real Twitter and then deletes it and then puts it on the Finsta.

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And like he's exposed. It's like Normani.

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You just had a baby. You know, when your siblings start having babies, it makes you think.

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Yeah, no, and I think Kylie's, like, down. She's, like, once you have kids, like, you're not afraid of it anymore. It's not, like, such a big deal. Timothy, this is, like, his first four-way, so he might need to be, like, persuaded a little bit.

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But he can't really achieve the emotional depth of Oscar winning performances until he experiences fatherhood.

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And if he doesn't need that to happen, he needs to take on better roles than that piece of shit Bob Dylan movie. Sorry, I hated that movie.

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Yeah. She's like, oh, ovaries. We'll try again next year.

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Did you see the video of when it was time for Timothy's award at the Oscars? People were filming him from the stands. And Kylie had actually switched seats with his mother, who was sitting behind them, and let the mom and Timothy sit in the front row together. And she sat behind him. And then when he lost, she hugged him from behind and gave him a kiss.

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And I thought that was really... We're always talking about the order of importance. Fiance, girlfriend, mother... And she gave Timothy's mom. And that's just her playing the long game. Because, you know, now the mom definitely really likes her.

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So much better. It's one of those days where, first of all, it's 60 degrees outside. I'm feeling grateful. The sun is shining.

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Here's the thing, Luke Holmes doesn't share much. He doesn't do press. He's not a big talker. So when he does, you best listen because you're going to learn something. And this interview is no different. We don't report on Luke Holmes' random interviews ever because he doesn't sit down and talk for the sake of talking like a lot of people do in his business.

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So I love these little windows into Lukey. And once again, setting the bar, breaking glass ceilings. Do you know any male country music stars talking about their mental health? Because I don't.

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Correct. So that's my king right there. Yeah.

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And feel better. And congrats. I think he's on like a big Australian something, right?

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I feel like 60 Minutes Australia is low-key always making news. Do you feel that?

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They do. It's a trusted source. Is there a particular 60 Minutes segment that you find yourself referencing all the time? Do you know what I mean? I've seen one, and I'm always talking about it.

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actually my knee still does hurt from when I collapsed in the bathroom, in the bed and bathroom encounter. But yeah, I am feeling, I still can't really breathe out of one of my nostrils, but I'm not, I'm choosing not to reflect on that. I'm feeling so joyful, so positive, so grateful for my health.

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It was TikTok in China, you know? Yeah. About how the kids in China are only getting 20 minutes a day, and they're doing math equations on TikTok.

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And they're using it as a weapon of mass destruction.

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No, but 60 Minutes like really laid it out nicely. Yeah.

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No, I saw it a couple of years ago. I'm just like always bringing it up. And it's like, I sound smart. Because I'm like, oh, you know, I saw the segment on 60 Minutes. And people don't know it's like the only segment I've seen on 60 Minutes.

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Right. Same thing when you've read like one article, you always share that article.

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The sound department slayed. Yeah, we do need something like that.

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We do, Jackie. We do. It's summer, summer, summer, summer.

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I don't like that one. It doesn't slap the way the 60 Minutes one does.

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I would never even dream of expanding the auditory file.

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I don't know when other podcasts have like so many like sounds and productions. I'm like, oh, this is not real.

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Yeah. And at least with the toast, like, yeah, you hear sirens in the background. Jackie's kids crying. I'm blowing my nose. Like we're losing Wi-Fi every 15 minutes. Like you can never say we're not real.

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Yeah. No, it definitely cuts down the word count.

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Correct. It's giving adjective. You know when you would like throw in a bunch of adjectives, like you'd be like, it's extremely dangerous, but also concerning.

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Yeah, adjective, like superfluous adjectives.

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Are you ready for our next? She was greedy. And what's like a synonym for greedy? I think I meant to say it's giving synonym, not it's giving adjective.

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Yeah, yeah, oh, and I'm about to say something that everybody's gonna be like, yeah, Turdi, we've been telling you forever, but you know I come to things late. And I thought I was past this, I really thought I was. I thought I was past my stubbornness and not believing things are good. On Friday night, Friday day, I just sort of, Thursday, Friday day, something arrived from Amazon.

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Yeah, no, it's like it was extremely unnecessary and superfluous. And? No, like those are my two synonyms.

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two three can we end this conversation like i'm not you keep having additional thoughts i keep saying i keep saying are you ready kids yeah no like just just move on if you if you got what i was saying like you got it if you didn't the thing is i i did the thing is if you didn't i understand that as well i did i get it i did understand

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Okay, so I feel like, not to make everything about Young Sheldon, you know Emily Osmond had a small role on Young Sheldon. And as the seasons progressed, she became more and more important, and then when they created a spinoff, it was George and Mandy, she's Mandy.

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So I feel like when you get to be the star of a CBS sitcom, that's money, that's Achille Cuoco money, that is money that nobody in Hollywood makes. And I think she saw the writing on the wall and her filing for separation, like before George and Mandy came out, I think was one of the wisest things she could have done.

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She's definitely making so much money and she's had a career that like has kind of been like up and down. Where I don't think she's made a lot of money, you know, at once. And this is like the type of project that, you know, an actress only dreams of.

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No, but a prenup. By the way, even with a prenup, money she made during the marriage is still community property. So that's George and Mandy.

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I feel like she found something out about him or he found out something about her.

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It's kind of giving love is blind, you know?

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she has like a very, I think normal life given her job. I don't think she's like, you know, can't go to the grocery store.

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Yeah, I agree. Um, this is really crazy. I feel like we're seeing a lot of young couples in Hollywood getting divorced recently.

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I don't know. I just feel like this isn't the first one. I didn't realize you were going to like follow up.

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Um, yes. You know, actually I was thinking of Halle Bailey. Like she was with her man. They had a baby and then like a month later broke up.

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I don't know if they were married legally, but they were like a family.

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Uh, MGK and Megan Fox. I was just reminded of them. She's pregnant. Yeah. And they're broken up.

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And fun fact, I'm just coming off of like an eight episode stint of Desperate Housewives featuring Brian Austin Green.

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Yeah. Yeah. It was just kind of crazy. I feel like Desperate Housewives is its own universe.

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And when Vanessa Williams comes in as like, she's already a famous person and she's like, like one of the housewives of the last three seasons. It's such a delight to see like a famous person. But then every now and then with like a random role, like Paula Patton plays this like turned girlfriend who shows up, Rhinos and Green. It's like, what are you doing here?

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Thursday. Friday day. I just decided. I don't know why I've been so. I'll tell you. It's kind of like the big spoiler. Okay. I don't know why I've been like so against a traditional pregnancy pillow. I think I blame Olivia Osh, right? If I'm being honest, because when I was at your house, I was like, maybe I need a pregnancy pillow. Olivia was like, oh, I have one. Use mine. I'm like, oh, great.

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Well, let's talk about real food for a minute. Shall we? Are you open?

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We all know that we should be eating more real whole foods. But really, who has the time? Especially when it comes to like your condiments. You're going to make your sauces and like your dressing from scratch. Listen. I'm sorry. We don't have all the time in the world. Let's be reasonable.

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And then you're reading every single label at the grocery store. It's just like hard to keep out for sketchy ingredients. And that's why we love Primal Kitchen and their condiments. They've nailed the perfect combination.

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No, I'm sorry. And I don't have to. It's crazy.

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Because Primal Kitchen has nailed the perfect combo of high quality ingredients and delicious flavors. So your meals will taste as real and homemade as it gets. And they're not just made from real ingredients. They're also made for real food eating. So they make all the sauces, the dressings that you love that, you know, the most popular brands are not using the highest quality ingredients.

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So they're making buffalo sauce, which is great for wings. They're making ranch, which is great for a crudite, for pizza. Their ketchup that Jackie was talking about. For me, I put on everything. I put ketchup on grilled cheese, french fries. Like I put it on everything. Some people put it on eggs. That's not me. It has no high fructose corn syrup, no cane sugar, no artificial sweeteners.

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So if you're all about real food but you need a little help making it exciting, you need Primal Kitchen, their condiments and sauces. Made with real ingredients that we love, they're your secret for making easy dinners of just protein and veggies taste amazing. So head to primalkitchen.com slash thetoast to save 20% off your next online order with code TOAST at checkout.

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That's P-R-I-M-A-L kitchen.com slash thetoast. Our code... is toast. Primal Kitchen products are also available in stores nationwide, so visit primalkitchen.com slash the toast to find a location near you. Today's episode is also brought to you by Riley and Crew. They combine art and imagination to offer unique clothing for modern children and moms.

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So each collection from Riley and Crew features hand-drawn illustrations paired with beautiful muted tones and timeless designs. Riley and Crew is more than just a clothing brand.

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I don't want to say it. I was just bragging last week about my timing, you know, my timing, my timing. And look, another Par-G, Par-Gilicious. I had a feeling like she might be. I don't know why. I feel like she got married somewhere recently. She's oddly very traditional.

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One of the worst night's sleep of my life. I don't know where she got this enormous fucking thing. And I was like, pregnancy pillows are a myth and everybody overhypes it. So then a couple of weeks ago, I was like, you know, let me try out. I got like a fancy $60 weighted body pillow. And it was fine. And then like it got worse and worse. And now I don't even sleep with it.

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yes we were talking about it um offline like when somebody tells you that they're pregnant you're like i knew it i'm not saying i'm not saying it to her i'm saying it to you it's different oh is it okay cool and i just felt like she would have a baby shortly after getting married that was like the vibe that i got you know god willing that was an option for her um because they are like very you know religious and somewhat traditional her wedding dress you know remember i actually was thinking about her wedding dress scandal the other day like how stupid that was people are so jealous and ugly it's

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I need to go see the picture. There's two photos. Pargy.

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So cute. She's wearing the platform Uggs that I have to tell her no pregnant woman should wear. I roll my ankle in the doctor's office. I wear them too much. And like I actually fell the other day wearing them. Thank God I was with Ben. I keep catching myself. So nothing catastrophic has happened. But the platform Uggs and I love them so much like are not for pregnant women.

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Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, sometimes we talk about her on the toast. She like hears about it. She'll send me a message. So Olivia, stop wearing the popcorn mugs. That makes her seriously dangerous.

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And I hope you're having a daughter so that she can wear your wedding dress one day because that's how timeless it is. Yeah.

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A couple seasons ago, I forget what city, but you remember her. She was honestly awesome. She's the worst guy.

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Oh, yes. It was the Chelsea Jimmy season. Oh, that was, I think, North Carolina.

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So I'm like, you know what? Let me just get some shit from China and like see like what the OG pregnancy pillow is all about. You know?

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Yeah, didn't know who this was. And if you were as invested over the summer in Love is Blind UK as Jackie and I were for some reason, like, you know Ollie. And I actually am afraid for her.

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Okay, so Ali, and this is why the UK one was so interesting for a multitude of reasons. But Ali ended up with somebody who was curvy. And they really don't throw a lot of curvy contestants on the show. And that's actually like a blind thing. Like it's a physical thing. Everybody they cast is like on the same level for the most part, attractive wise.

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So it doesn't make it that much of a question like is love blind? So it was really interesting what happened with him and Demi. And he was definitely a dick. And he's definitely really shallow. And I don't have high hopes for them as a couple. And everything they were selling at the reunion, I was like, yeah, sure. But I saw his season. I know him. Do you know what I mean? I know.

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No, and so the minute cameras... were down and it's like the day before the wedding, she literally didn't hear from him up until the altar. Like he was playing such a part. He was a real actor and he did not want to look like he didn't like her because of her looks, even though that's exactly what it was.

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Like, and she ended up using the show to go on this like amazing journey of self-discovery and like loving herself. And like, it was beautiful, you know? Um, But it was a really good season. So while I love this cross promo, I don't know if this is a good match. Like, I think he's also really thirsty. And I think like him dating someone from the American franchise, which is so much more popular.

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Amazon number one bestseller, like came straight from China, like smelled horrible. Okay. I threw it in the wash. I am coming off of three of the best night's sleeps of my life. Like pregnancy pillows are amazing. I was so wrong. I don't know why it took me so long to get one. Like, And all the pregnant girls were like, just get it.

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Like, I don't know. It gives me pause. I don't want to be so negative.

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Yeah, that's nice of you. I also think A.D. dating within the franchise is really good. First, she recently launched a podcast, like a Love is Blind recap type of show, like post pods or whatever. And so dating someone within the franchise is just like good for business.

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Now I want to talk to you about the reunion.

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And I'm just going to bring up a picture of everybody because I'm like so 100% going to forget.

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No, but like I will forget certain people. OK, so let me say this about the Love is Blind reunion. It was absolutely horrible. I hate every single one of these people. Yeah, I hate every single one of these people. I hate Netflix. I hate Nick. I hate Vanessa. Like the way all these people wasted my time is not forgivable.

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And the fact that I spent another hour and a half watching the reunion and every conversation at the reunion was about something that happened off camera. So literally, it's like these two couples. This is what happened. You're a liar. So they couldn't agree. I don't know what's real and what's not. I don't know who to believe. It was just, they didn't recap the season.

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They recapped what happened after the show started airing and in the years since. It was just annoying because they all disagreed on, and not on small things. Sarah and Ben were like, we had this conversation. I left the conversation thinking we broke up. I left the conversation thinking we were moving in together in Nashville. How are you so fucking far away? It was so annoying.

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I'm like, I don't know. I don't even care. I don't have enough care to choose someone to believe.

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Same sex couple. No. No. Taylor and Daniel, they look so happy together. They bought a house in the suburbs. Not problematic. She made a joke about him following her.

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I was thinking the same thing. I think that even if he did follow her... She wouldn't care now. Like she, I think she loves having a husband who absolutely worships the ground she walks on. Their families are so close. Like shortly after the season, his mom was diagnosed with leukemia and the hospital where she's getting treatment is the hospital where Taylor's brother is an administrator.

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He lives right by it. The dad was staying with Taylor's brother. Daniel's dad was staying with Taylor's brother while the, like the families are so intertwined. They bought a house. They are so happy he has a tattoo of her. I think it wouldn't even matter now.

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but yeah whatever like seriously whatever like small price to pay for happiness I think that these two were meant to find each other in this small town and they couldn't believe that they hadn't yet and love is blind was just the means to get them together like they are really I have all the confidence that they will be together for a while like it's really cute I love that and like she is he worships her it's great okay so like they're the only unproblematic people I just can't believe that the whole season was like

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Every trailer, he's following me on Instagram. I know. It was the big drama of the season and it was nothing. And it wasn't real. And they're the only people who got mad. Right.

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I know. I don't know. Do you know what it is? My own sweeper OCD got in the way.

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Next up, I also think one of the storylines that kept me interested up until the very end was Dave and Lauren. And then at the reunion, I actually thought we got a lot of closure on. And she looked great. I actually really like her. She's really, she's grown on me.

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And he sat and he was just basically like, I found out a couple of weeks ago that like the guy who was saying all these things, I found out some things about him that really discredited him. And now I feel so stupid. So we spent this whole year like still believing his friends and his mom and his sister. And now he's like, no, I found out a couple of things like last month. And now I just feel so.

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And Lauren was just like, it didn't even make her feel better. Like it was it was so little, so late.

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And Vanessa was like, well, what does your sister think about like everything you were so worried the whole time? Your sister, your sister, your sister, like your girlfriend, your sister, you want to make out with your sister? Well, what does she think? And he was like, well, the whole reason she was so concerned was that she didn't want me like coming off bad and getting a bad edit or whatever.

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And I don't want it. It's ugly in my room. When I make my bed, my bed doesn't look beautiful anymore. It's green. It's big and green. And so I was like, you know what? I'm not taking on the burden of this pregnancy pillow. I'm so dumb. I'm always in my own way. Yeah.

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And like, that's exactly what happened. Like I came off really poorly and I'm getting a lot of hate. So it's kind of like a self-fulfilling conversation.

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Dave then also went on to say that like Lauren is the one that got away and he loves her. And Lauren was like, I don't believe you. Like literally it's been a year. You didn't reach out to me till like a couple of weeks ago. And that was a theme with a lot of the couples. They did not talk. There was like a fallout after the wedding.

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They, you know, maybe talked or dated for a few weeks, but then they stopped talking and none of them started talking again until I think they knew the reunion was taping. And so a lot of them want to make amends so that they don't, look bad and have the person like say things that maybe you told them in confidence pillow talk.

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No. And so that was also a recurring theme. It was like the real throwing under the bus of a person that you claim to love, which I found to be like really disingenuous. He was doing it. So it happened a lot. And let me say this. There's kind of a theme going on with Sarah and Ben, who's boy with the church and girl with the values. And then Virginia and Devin.

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I told you they were having conversations about politics. And she shared that Devin did not want to have those conversations. On the show. On the show. And so they had those conversations offline. And it turned out to be so different from hers. And they really couldn't match. And that's a huge reason why she... Didn't.

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But then she said the weekend leading up to the wedding, like he was acting weird, like his mom got a wedding gift from her boss and it was a check for a thousand dollars. And like Devin didn't tell her about it, which is like really makes it seem like he's pocketing a thousand dollars. Like that's meant for both of them. Whereas he was like, no, like we didn't know if we were getting married.

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It's like I was just holding on to this wedding gift in case we had a wedding or in case we didn't. I don't know. I felt like. Like at that, they were just trying to hurt each other, you know? And it's sad because you said you loved this person. And so with Sarah, I'm like, her values, her values, her values, her values, her values, right?

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And that's a core part of who she is, whether you like it or not, like that's who she is. So why would you say yes to this man? Like, that to me is so disingenuous. Like, it matters so much to you. It was the reason you did not want to marry him. And right before he even proposed to you, you said, before you say anything, like, my values. What do you think?

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He's like, yeah, I'm willing to, like, grow. Yeah. And, like, he wasn't on the same page as you. And he didn't give a shit about any of it like you did. So why? Why are we even here? Like that is so annoying.

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And by the way, they dated after Sarah and Ben, they dated after the wedding, even though at the wedding, she was like, I don't. And he's like, I don't either for now. Like, I think we should still, she was like, we'll see. We'll see.

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yeah I don't know about that so I was like okay you know what like clean break but so they still went on to date and she had this travel nurse contract in Nashville for a couple of months and they were like trying to decide what to do so the day before she left she said that they had a conversation that was like you'll meet me in a couple of days you don't need to bring your car you'll fly out we'll keep my car we'll spend however she's like any she's like stay for two weeks but you could stay for two months like whatever it is and then when I come back to Minnesota we'll figure out our life together and he left that conversation allegedly saying we had broken up and so he never came to Nashville she was like he ghosted me

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I'm like, how, how are we seriously, unless there's a language barrier, like it's just so frustrating. We didn't see that conversation. So, so much of the reunion was like, he said, she said about things we've never seen. And so like, I actually stopped caring pretty quickly.

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I don't know, she did a better job of explaining, like, she had, like, actual, he just kept saying, I don't remember, I don't remember, I don't remember, I don't remember. And she was like, well, in the conversation, you said X, Y, and she had, like, real examples from this conversation. And he was just like, oh, no, I thought we broke up. Like, it was just such a lazy answer.

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Like, how do you think you broke up? She was like, what are you talking about? We decided you were gonna leave your car in Minnesota and my car, like, she had actual facts, details from the conversation. Hmm. And then she also had witnesses because she's like, then I had the 12-hour drive to Nashville and I called Taylor, who's Daniel's wife, and was talking about it with her.

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So she has other witnesses to corroborate her story. And he was just like the whole time like, I don't remember. I don't remember.

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So that really was helpful in my recovery. I was just like sleeping a lot this weekend, me and this pillow that I have just come to love. To love. I watch so much TV, so much that we're gonna recap. I'm all caught up on White Lotus. I watched Love is Blind reunion begrudgingly this morning. so much Desperate Housewives were consumed. Like I didn't get out of bed the whole weekend. It was amazing.

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So many things just didn't make sense. I'm like, you guys dated after? She should have never said yes to him. It was so honestly uninteresting to me.

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The final couple from the wedding is Monica and Joey, and they went really sideways. So she said no, and then he also was like, yeah, I'm not 100% there. I think they talked a little bit, dated a little bit after. tried to stay friends. Their problem was that they were never really able to get out of the friend zone. He was very goofy and funny and she was like, I didn't feel like you liked me.

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And he was like, I did, but she's like, I had to beg you to touch me and that's humiliating. And she was really mad and then there was drama where he was sliding into Madison's DMs, all this off camera and I seriously, he was like, no, I didn't, I ran into you at a bar. It was a million things we hadn't seen.

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I ran into Madison at a bar, we had this conversation, and Madison was loving, anytime, she was a part of a couple different dramas, so whenever, the people who were in the couples got the majority of the reunion time, and then there was a second couch with Molly, people who didn't make it out of the pods, but still had drama, Meg, Mason, Alex, Ben Platt,

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And so whenever Madison was, like, plucked from the loser couch to, like, talk, she was, like, having her moment. You know, she had, like, screenshots in her titties and she was, like, so, like, living. She was trying to have a moment. I don't know why. I do not believe one word that comes out of her mouth.

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She's so sinister. Like, I just, I couldn't stand. So she got brought into the Monica and Joey drama. She was like, well, you messaged me and I thought that was really, she loves big words like manipulative.

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Oh, one thing I wanted to say that I actually really appreciated Lauren saying was like to Dave, I know you're getting like a lot of hate and I've seen like, you know, people calling you a narcissist and a manipulator. I'm like, I know what those words mean.

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I really appreciated her saying that because like this cast in particular loves big words. and you're a manipulator, you're a narcissist. And she was like, you're not, you're just like an ass, but you're not a narcissist. And he was like, I really appreciate you saying that. I'm sure he's been getting like a lot of hate. Like just, you know, people, you're an abusing narcissist.

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Yeah, right, like you're not. I just hate you, but you're not. And Madison is very like that. She loves big words. And so she had called someone like manipulator. She called Mason a manipulator and everybody started laughing. They're like, do you know Mason? He's like the weirdest person. Like he's not a manipulator.

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um and so then they went to the loser couch to talk about like the meg mason alex madison drama with a side of molly and oh my god the way i couldn't care like it was so i'm sorry like the breakdown that you guys are looking for you're not gonna get it for me like all i have to say is losers like i can't i don't trust madison i don't believe madison she had these like receipts that she pulled printed and like left in her bra and pulled it out she thought she was having like a reality tv viral moment it was she's such a try hard

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Her receipts, I'm sorry, proved nothing. She's like, I have proof that you said you hated Mason. And she goes on reading these weird conversations between her and Ben Platt, and he didn't say that. He quite literally didn't. So I just, I could not stand. Meg and Mason dated on and off for the last year, but they really figured out that they're better as friends.

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They did a reveal when they met for the first time. They had someone film them. It was really cute. They showed it to us. I really wish that they had worked out. But Meg totally had his back. It was Meg, Mason, and Ben Platt, who is Alex, all against Madison. She couldn't believe. She was like, why is it that when a woman does something that a man does? Jackie, I couldn't fucking take it.

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one word he had three seconds of of time and he just used it to sit but he also i think they cut him out there have been some like really crazy things said about him on social media he's like a teacher and had like inappropriate relations like really dark stuff so i've been plat mason alexander alex yeah he's me yeah so i think they probably wanted to show as little of him as possible and they did just that

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okay i'll have to dig in so um let me make sure i didn't miss anyone no yeah her armpit receipts oh and then they were really wasting time being like the top five moments in netflix's history you are going to choke when you see but and that was like a good one but that's not number one but they had lauren and cameron hamilton as their reveal as number two i'm sorry that should have been number one um

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They had the Megan Fox, Chelsea moment. That definitely is one. It was so annoying. Like, it was so annoying.

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Because he did not share that he was bisexual, which is something you have to share. She just wanted to talk about it, and then he made fun of her way and left. And she made fun of him?

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That was actually one of the craziest moments ever.

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Then they had this collage of Minnesota Vikings. They filmed themselves talking to the Love is Blind cast. It was so stupid. And then the craziest thing happened.

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Someone who we love, and this is not a slight against him, Alex Warren...

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So Alex Warren, who was, we were talking about him on the show a couple of weeks ago, former Hype House member turned like Lewis Capaldi singer. He sings like a bunch of songs you guys definitely know. They were like, for our first time ever, we have a performer.

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On a completely different stage. It wasn't live. So you see the cast like dancing and they're watching it on a TV. Like it was the strangest thing I've ever seen in my life. That's insane. I don't even know how to recap it. Like it was a cool like music video for, it was a music video. It was all, it was like edited. It was not live. Was it a new song? Have you heard it before? Yeah, I had.

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It's from TikTok. It's like, Head is up in the clouds. You know that one?

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Whatever. It was like a good performance. No shade. I liked that moment for him. Like a huge global stage. But what on earth? That's really crazy. And that was another thing that happened this whole season was like the music was so amazing. They were playing Gracie Abrams. Wrecking ball. Talk about a less worthy group for this soundtrack. No.

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There wasn't a moment this season that I was moved, that I laughed. It was horrible. And I'm sorry, they literally gave the worst look into life in the Midwest. I don't think they should ever return to the Midwest because the people were horrible. Everything was horrible. Thank God we got Taylor and Daniel. It was just horrible. And every single person, what I learned from the reunion,

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every single person turned out to be somebody completely different than they were on the show. Like that's so frustrating. Joey, like the big, you know, golden retriever hat. Like he's messaging Madison. Like they're all, I don't know if they all made each other look bad or they all just like were acting, but it was really fucking annoying to like, I left hating everyone.

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And I'm sorry, like these outfits. Devin, did you see what Devin was wearing? Jackie, they looked so crazy. Like, that's what I'm saying. The reason why this season was so bad was because it was this group of extremely ordinary, extremely uncool, extremely uninteresting, extremely not stylish. Like, they were just... Dreadful.

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And I hated every minute, every minute of this season. And I'm literally filing a class action lawsuit against Netflix for my time. I already lost an hour with daylight savings when I think of. Oh, and you know, my ass. I skipped through that wedding episode so fucking hard. I watched the whole reunion because like they did a good job of making the trailer look like it was going to be interesting.

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Oh, my God. Biggest waste of my fucking time. Like, seriously, I'm so sorry to any if I like influenced anybody to watch it because my recaps were so funny. Yeah. And I'm sorry, that's like kind of the blessing and the curse of being this funny.

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They did too much. I hope they learn from this season. They really need to cut down the wedding episodes. And there were four weddings, not even a lot. Cut down the pods. Almost two hours. Cut down the pods. Honestly, if there's so much happening after the season, pick up your cameras.

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Yes, yes. When we spent so much of the pods talking about Meg, Mason, Alex, and Madison, and they were not in Honduras.

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Jessica and... No, but Jessica wasn't in... Wait, but that lake? The party at the lake? Yeah, the lake. That was a good season. It was an amazing season. Oh, that was another moment. That was another moment that was in the top.

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Another moment that was in the top five, Jackie, was at the Lake Party. Oh, no. Before the Lake Party, Jaramie getting his Apple Watch left in the car, remember? Oh, my.

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They shouldn't have done that because it really highlighted. There wasn't one noteworthy moment this season that even compares to any of the moments from the top five.

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Jackie and I both had two episodes to catch up on. Like, I don't even know what to say. Nothing happened. I was so bored. I just, the only thing, the only redeeming quality of the show is two things. One, I love that little girl group. Like I love how they all operate. The conversation about politics was so funny.

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And then when she sees him like talking shit about her, like, I think that like, that's actually very real. And Mike White has said like, no, I was on vacation. I saw these like three women. And every time one of them got up, they started talking about the girl who left. Like, it's very real. I actually really like it. Um, And the dad, Thomas Ravenel.

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Did you ever watch HBO Max's original show, The Big Shot, with Bethany? Of course.

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He's Jewish. I love him so much. Lucius Malfoy is Jewish. And he's literally like, Lucius is like a Nazi. Like he has white hair. I think he's like, I think there's definitely something Nazi like about the Malfoys. Like that's like.

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The lorazepram is so funny. Parker Posey is a real highlight of the show, too. I think they're definitely trying to, like, replicate the Jennifer Coolidge, you know, funny older woman with her. And she's doing a really good job. Everything else, like, my God, is so dreadful. The characters are so stupid. And I liked Guy Tuck. And I wanted him and Blackpink Girl to get together.

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No, and like what happened to the gate at first, I was like, you know what? You were merely a victim. But when you left the gun out and then the gate opened to go take your girlfriend back to the dance.

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Well, that's how the whole season opens with the shooting. It's like, that's how the gun gets into the hotel. That's what we're learning.

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Like, I don't even know what else to say.

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The couple with the snakes, I forget their names. Rick and Morty? Rick and, yeah, they're my least favorites. I hate them. Like, I hate everyone.

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When he's talking to his lawyer, he's like, are you fucking? And I was like, oh, you don't hear that word a lot. So when you do, it does hit comedically because it's so out of left field. And you're not expecting Thomas Ravenel to say it.

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Talking about how his dad was the governor.

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I watched it with Brian. We were obsessed that it was the dumbest show. Like Bethany Frankel was hiring not an assistant, but like something like that. And it was they made it like an apprentice, like they had all these challenges and it was so stupid. And it was the best show I've ever seen in my life.

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Well, when he talks about how his grandfather was the governor, I'm like, oh, that's Thomas Ravenel.

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It's crushing. Me too. He's the best character.

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I'd like to see Belinda, who works at the hotel in Hawaii, putting things together.

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I just want to say I hate this show. Like I was in so much physical pain watching it. Like to not pick up my cell phone every 10 seconds was a true test of my faith.

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Yeah, it's like she's worried about like her year abroad. I'm like, girl, there will be no year abroad. Like she's so self-centered and like the mom's going through withdrawals. The dad's on drugs going to jail.

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Yeah. Oh, he might be her get out of jail free card.

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Yeah. Yeah. That's a good call. Like I just don't care about any of these people. Are we missing anyone? It's a three girls, Rick and Morty, the Ratliffs. Belinda. Belinda, then Guy Tuck, and for some reason, I don't know one person's name in the show except Guy Tuck.

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Wait, when he thought he was getting promoted and they're like, dude, you literally let in a robber. You're lucky you didn't get fired.

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We need more shows like that, like casting for like dumb ass jobs like that would be a great show, actually. Courtney, I mean, Chloe and Scott.

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Totally. So I hate the show. I hate watching it.

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Oh, I don't know. I don't know. It's weird. Yeah. And like partying with your butler, like how desperate are you?

The Toast

You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

4973.406

Yeah, the Bridget Moynihan. Yeah. Like your boyfriend doesn't answer you for one day and like you're spiraling out in Thailand.

The Toast

You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

4980.77

And then they send her to the geriatric pool. That was funny.

The Toast

You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

4989.594

All three of them are really scary. Like, I don't know who I like and who I don't like. I definitely don't like the one who lives in New York. Of course. She's, like, the least likable one. She's the worst. Yeah. Leslie Bibb, like, is unoffensive. Like, she just doesn't really do or say anything.

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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

5013.775

Me, too. I am having a hard time separating the art from the artist.

The Toast

You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

5018.268

And then a Bridget L.A. girl is just dreadful.

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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

5025.497

Holier than thou. Yeah. Like these recaps are interesting because the show does a really good job of like creating these really developed characters and you learn more about them as time goes on. But in terms of entertaining, like I'm watching a show for things to happen.

The Toast

You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

5057.924

Try it. I just finished work and it's 5.19. I just finished White Lotus and it's 11.19.

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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

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Okay, well, we've got to get this episode up and out because everybody needs to know everything. Let them know, coach. Thank you guys so much for listening to the Toast on Monday Morning Show. We deliver the fastest stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching us on YouTube, please don't forget to subscribe. Give this video a thumbs up.

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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

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We're also available as a podcast anywhere podcasts can be found. So that's Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Video, iHeartRadio, CastBox, all the places where people listen to podcasts. Find us at Toast. Leave a five-star review about how beautiful, about how stunning, and of course, about how wickedly talented we are.

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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

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I do know that. Shout out to the mamas. I know with the kids' sleep schedule, it's horrible. But shout out to the girls who were recovering from the flu and got a new pregnancy pillow and thought that the pregnancy pillow was so magical because I woke up at 8.30 and I was like, Ben, it's the pillow. We couldn't get over it. I've been waking up at 6 a.m. I'm like, we slept till 8.30.

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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

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Yeah, sorry about that, guys. I left school for one day and the substitute teachers took over. And nice to know what goes on behind the scenes without me. And it's nice to know how integral I am to getting this show up and off the ground. The kids were wild and out. I was, first of all, editing the episode. So I'm watching you two slander my roles and my good name.

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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

541.464

You would have thought I slept till noon the way I was acting. It wasn't until a full 24 hours later that I was like, wait, what? Did I sleep till 8.30? I had no idea it was Daylight Savings.

The Toast

You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

590.518

I just want to say, I saw a clip of someone asking the president about it, and he didn't seem convinced that it was the right move. He said, I'm still thinking about it. Like, for real.

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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

599.826

He said, I've been hearing, like, conflicting.

The Toast

You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

625.447

Yeah. I can't believe the months of sadness are over. That was really just...

The Toast

You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

649.502

Yeah, I don't really plan on changing much about my life. I remarked at five o'clock that the windows were still bright. And then I put the blinds down.

The Toast

You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

666.978

I do, actually. But we were watching Desperate Housewives and the glare was starting to bother me.

The Toast

You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

675.305

I'm at the final season of Desperate Housewives and it's really bad. Like there is actually, and you're going to remember this. So, you know, at the end of season seven, all the women bury a body together. And season eight is like the fallout of that. They all have so much guilt. The police are like chasing them. They're trying to like maneuver.

The Toast

You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

691.278

And Susan is obviously the one who can handle it the least. And she's like crippling and she's taking an art class to get through it. And the artist teacher is like, paint your deepest dark. And she literally paints the four women in the forest burying a body. Like it's, it's an, it's an actual admission of guilt. And then they like show it at an art show and the women are like, are you dumb?

The Toast

You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

713.834

Like seriously, are you fucking dumb? The police are literally telling us you, it's like a series of paintings where it's like, what? We killed him with a candlestick. Like she tells, and then they all start fighting and they're not even fighting about Susan being so stupid. Yeah. This is where the show officially lost me.

The Toast

You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

730.211

under so well that's good because you won't be sad when it's over yeah and i do with it uh we have big plans to watch friday night lights although ben wants to start desperate housewives over again you think i like desperate housewives well no he was talking about it on the when he was here he'll come home from work he'll be like dh that's what he calls it and i'm like he's like dh i'm like no like he is obsessed he like kind of makes me hate it do you know what i mean it's like ben show you're watching for him now

The Toast

You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

77.4

Everybody's like, and then I posted, oh, we need more Ben. We love Ben.

The Toast

You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

772.65

Yeah. Yeah. But we did eventually have to turn it off to watch White Lotus and Love is Blind. So it was fine.

The Toast

You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

779.295

White Lotus. Yes. My Sunday evening. I'll never get back.

The Toast

You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

792.381

We're going to do an official TV recap, but as it pertains to White Lotus, I'm just going to say the thing that you're not supposed to say, right? The show is bad and I am bored. And then people are like, well, you just don't get it. It's character. Shut the fuck up. I'm turning on my TV to be entertained. Like, right. If it has such like subtext plot, shut up. It's bad and I'm bored.

The Toast

You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

856.74

That's a very good point. It's just a show.

The Toast

You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

897.635

No. And we need to like, uh, just start treating it like for what it is, which is a TV show.

The Toast

You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

902.759

Yeah. And I really can't with people psychoanalyzing. And my least favorite thing in today's day and age is like when you don't like something, people say you just didn't get it. And it's like, no, no, I can get it and still dislike it. Like that's how I felt about The Bear. Well, you obviously didn't get it. You don't work in food service.

The Toast

You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

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And it's like, well, if a show requires me to have a certain job, then the show isn't good, first of all. Second of all, like I got it. I didn't like the show. It gave me anxiety.

The Toast

You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

930.094

Yeah, and you're dumb and ugly. You need to go back and shave your back, okay? You can go shave your back now, okay?

The Toast

You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

941.196

Yes, I think if I watched Shogun. I'm not too big to say that. I think when I thought about watching Shogun, it was giving the vibe that I wouldn't get it.

The Toast

You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

953.338

I can't get everything, but I'm just saying, I also sometimes don't like things that I do get.

The Toast

You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

966.372

So we have a lot to do today because it's a Monday, just like general catchings ups. Love is blind. And yeah, I don't want to spoil my thoughts.

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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

985

I think we should add a little shimmy when you do that. Do it again.

The Toast

You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

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I feel like my shoulders were going one way and my breasts were going another.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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It's been a pleasure being open with you, honestly.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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So it was really crazy. Like at first I was not really concerned, even though they were losing. It was just like they kind of want to do that. Yes. But also anytime I've ever watched the Chiefs, they're like annoyingly good. It's like it doesn't even matter what the score is. They're just like going to get it done. So it wasn't like particularly like freaked until at the half.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Like, oh no, maybe right when they came back from the half, the Eagles scored again. And then it was 24 to zero. At some point you just get to a deficit that's so big. Like there's not enough time in the game for you to come back from. And we were slowly approaching that. And I was like, there's just, I couldn't believe it. I'm like, there's no way. They're trying to be the greatest in the league.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

1134.099

I was like, these, who are these people? Like it was so, it was giving lobotomy. Everybody forgot how to play and like do their jobs. Like Travis, catch. He's like, I don't know. Patrick, throw. I don't know. And I don't know who to blame most, but I definitely hold a lot of space for, like, everybody did a bad job. It's not just one person or one part of the team. Well, that's good, you know.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

114.514

Then they had Michael Strahan interviewing. Because Michael Strahan is like the greatest giant of all time. And he's like New York, New York. And so I learned a lot about Saquon. Let me just say P. John. So like really genuinely happy for him. We're going to dive into the game. Obviously the performances, the commercials, the actual game, the celebrities in attendance.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Specifically, like, the group of guys whose job it is to make sure Patty has, like, a couple of seconds to throw the ball.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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I think they ended up breaking a record last night for the most sacks in a Super Bowl. Like, it was... I don't know how many times like Travis has to, I mean, not Travis, Patrick had to like tiptoe and just to get away. Your job is, and I was watching and I'm like, they're just standing there. They were really, everybody stunk though. Like I can't, I don't even want to just blame them.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Like Travis was bad. All the people who were supposed to catch were bad, but the people who were supposed to protect, that's kind of like the first line of defense. They were really sticking it up.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

1228.825

And I saw the most interesting TikTok. Because we know that celebrities spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on their sweets and planes. But this person was just going around to people at the Super Bowl, the actual game, and just asking them how much they spent on tickets. And I had seen that the average price of the ticket last night was around $5,000.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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But just seeing regular folk being interviewed, people being like, we spent $8,000 per ticket. nobody spent less than $5,000 on a ticket in this video that I saw. And so, and that's why there were a lot of Eagles fans there because this is the third time. It's actually the, Six time? The Chiefs have been. The Chiefs have been.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

1261.947

So it's not like uncommon for a Chiefs fan to get to go to the Super Bowl. I think they know they'll have an opportunity in the next couple of years. But you know, with other teams, it's not always the case. You have good years, you have bad years. And so most of the, and you could tell just by like the cheers and the boos that most people in the crowd were Eagles fans.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

1292.549

Yeah, it was really bad. But everybody kept, because, you know, the commentators were, like, you know, some guy and Tom Brady. And there's, like, a famous Super Bowl where Tom Brady came back to beat the Falcons.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Yeah. Right. So everybody keeps, Ben was like, don't worry, Tom Brady came back. And they keep saying, you know, Patrick is the second coming of Tom Brady. So it was like, oh, yeah, so it's possible. And I just figured, like, at some point it would happen. And it became increasingly clear as the night went on. Like it wasn't happening.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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And that'll be a part of the story. So we don't want to, you know.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Yeah. Them pouring the Gatorade on Nick Santini. What's his name? Yeah. The great Santini. Carla's dad.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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give it all prematurely ejaculate right yeah we'll get into it shortly because I feel like that's the big news of the weekend but how is your weekend otherwise well there actually is some other big news of the week for me um I just I need to get everyone prepared to be sick of me because in a couple of days I am taking my glucose test and I just feel like up until that point like I will not stop talking about it you're gonna make the glucose test your personality

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Nick Sirianni. Sirianni, yes. Sounds like a character from Josie Shore. There was like four minutes left. Now, of course, the Chiefs really couldn't have won, but it wasn't impossible. And actually, when they got the ball back, Travis on his first down, not Travis, excuse me, Patrick on his first down, threw a touchdown. Now, of course, it was just a small dent in the lead, but you never know.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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I just thought it was really crazy that they were doing the Gatorade already. Yeah.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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A bunch of zeros. So from and I like to watch like I don't have a particular stake in the game last night. Obviously, like the Taylor of it all is super interesting, but I don't care like who won. So I just wanted to be entertained. And it was so boring. The game like I like this is supposed to be the two greats. And I couldn't help but think, you know, wouldn't have lost so badly to the Eagles.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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The Bills. The Bills. I know Josh Allen was watching that game being like, this is bullshit. Like, let me give the people what they want. I'm sorry. You have a duty to the American people to keep us entertained at the Super Bowl. I don't care if you win or lose. Your job is to keep us on the edge of our seats.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

1451.36

And also, I can't help but thinking about the advertisers who definitely pay more for commercials in the fourth quarter. Yeah. Because... Usually it's the most important part of the game. And I can't even imagine how many people turned off the TV in the fourth quarter. Like, because it was so, it was late. It's a Sunday night. Like people have to go to work.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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It's, it was useless to watch at some point.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Although, did you know the first Super Bowl ever, do you know how much a commercial went for? I feel like we've done this, but no, tell me. They showed it on TV last night. They were showing like average price of a ticket compared to, and it was like $20 versus $8,000. And last night, commercials went for $8 million. And the first Super Bowl ever, they went for $40,000. Oh, wow.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

1503.97

50 years ago. So like the 60s. So next year will be Super Bowl LX. Yeah. Yeah, I was trying to figure out, like, with the numbers. I so don't understand Roman numerals, and I don't understand the Super Bowl's obsession with using them in their logos.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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It will, because I think as a country, like, intellectually, we can no longer handle Roman numerals. Which is just so sad. Yes, it's a state, but it's also, it's kind of like the metric system. Like, we don't really use them. Why are... It is the only time in, I guess like if I meet someone whose name is like Chad III, yeah, I would use.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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But like it is the only time in my year where I'm even thinking of Roman numerals.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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It's a challenge. It's an annual challenge for the American people.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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It was dreadful. See, and it's also just kind of crazy to see Travis, Patty and Taylor to see them lose. Like they don't lose often. And when they have lost, it's been kind of inconsequential.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Well, because, okay, I actually forgot to tell you this. I found myself in a little bit of like TikTok drama a couple of weeks ago where I made a TikTok when I got back from the doctor and I had told Dr. Fox, Dr. Fox had told me that my next appointment would be my glucose test. And so I was just like learning about glucose and he was really like,

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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So it was just kind of, like seeing a teacher out of school, like felt weird to see them be big losers. Even Travis's like post-game interview where he's so upset in his sparkly shirt. And he was like, you know, we can't just blame the O line. It was everyone. I'm like, ew, I kind of got the ick. Like I wonder if Taylor did too.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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I don't know, and we got no Taylor footage because of it. Because every time Travis does something, good or bad, they show Taylor. And he wasn't doing anything, good or bad. Except for those two big drops in the beginning. I was like, oh, yikes. But he's kind of messy, but he always pulls it through. That's the thing. I wasn't worried. They always pull it together.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

1665.27

I'm sure Taylor wasn't worried either. But then it just became increasingly clear. I did find her cast and crew in the suite to be quite interesting. Obviously, her parents were there. The Kelseys were there. Taylor was there.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

1678.032

Haim who've kind of been like laying low I feel like um she hasn't called on them in a while yeah but they're always there for her yeah they're like they're loyal and steadfast she also brought ice spice which was so random and I thought oh I guess they are still friends although a lot of people had pointed out to me that she was at the last Super Bowl that Travis won and Taylor might have been like superstitious trying to like recreate wasn't like there

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

1700.894

And by the way, a lot of people were there with her. Kara. Kelly Teller. Oh, were they together at all this weekend? No. So Kelly Teller was at the Super Bowl. Her and Miles are huge Eagles fans, which makes sense. Like maybe this time they wouldn't be in the same suite, but like they were not together at all. And actually- I saw some discourse about this online.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Kelly and Miles were hanging out with Zach Bryan, which obviously is like not a big deal. Zach Bryan's a huge Eagles fan too. But Zach Bryan like famously like wrote that nasty tweet about Kanye being better than Taylor. Like if that's your friend. So like, I'm sorry, these two are not friends. You can't convince me. Like they're not. That's so crazy. I know. That's so crazy.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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I would love to know what happened. Yeah, me too. Because sometimes you just like fall out of love with people. That's fine. Like, you know, you get like, you know, steadfast in a friendship.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Had they been friends for so long?

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

177.082

You know, you could try different things, but you either have it or you don't. Nothing you could do now. It's just you're either born with it or you're not. It's not like a big deal. So I made like a funny TikTok because it's gestational diabetes. So I made a TikTok being like, I'm taking my glucose text next week. Like it's only fruit and seltzer from here on out, girls. And.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

1773.923

No, I feel like it happened really organically. Like she was a big fan and then they coordinated miles being in the, um, I bet you think about me music video. And that was sort of like the, the, the catalyst, if you will. And then it was like a year where they were just inseparable.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

1788.467

Like the ring she bought. Remember it was Taylor's day to the Emmys. Yeah. It was like burning fast and bright. And that was it. Yeah. That's really weird. Yeah. And then with the Zach Bryan thing, it makes me think that something happened because even if you're not friendly with someone, I feel like it was a move.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

1811.3

Well, so I was a guest, but also I thought this about a lot of the suites because I was seeing like a lot of footage of people. Something about the specific arena. I know it's an indoor arena, which is nice because I heard it was so hot and humid and rainy. But everyone's suites like were covered. Like there was like a ceiling in front of them. Do you know what I mean?

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

1831.647

Like usually like your windows are like flush windows. I just looked like, honestly, like not worth the money, not to complain watching from my couch. I was just like, I would have been annoyed. So we got like all the pictures of Taylor had like this, like just like blurry quality to it. Cause of like the ceiling.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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obviously like getting booed is horrible and people who do it like seriously grow the fuck up like you have children you're booing someone however i do think taylor understood that she was being booed because she's travis's girlfriend not because like if they had showed any of travis's family i think they would have gotten booed maybe not jason but i think it had nothing to do with like music some people thought it was political no i don't think i don't think so i think it was like travis's girl and the whole stadium was eagles fans like yeah

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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I think if they put Donna up there, well, Donna's also Jason's mom. So maybe they wouldn't have booed her. No, if they put Britney up there. Oh, yeah. Well, they would. Britney is like kind of a polarizing figure, like especially within her own community. They've always like given her shit. So I don't think it was personal.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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I think it's inappropriate like to boo anyone, like especially like it's rude, like it's like a person. Having said that, given her reaction, I think she understood it was not about her because she kind of gave like a funny side eye, like facial expression. It was not about her.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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It, I was so unexpected. Did they announce that she was going to be performing?

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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It was a joke, obviously. Oh my God, like all these nurse RNs were like stitching, being like, this is actually a really common misconception. And apparently fruit actually has a ton of sugar. So if I was gonna be, it's gonna make it worse. And so like Olivia was giving me some advice. People do say like, there's nothing I can do right now to change whether or not I have it.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

1953.54

I was so shocked. Maybe it was, I mean, it was so many things, right? Like the concept is really beautiful. Like how can we not acknowledge that a mere two months ago, 14 people died in like one of the most horrible terror attacks. Like it was really beautiful. Um, The song choice, we were just talking about that song. You guys know that's Shaggy Knight's favorite fucking song.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

1970.194

And it's one of Lady Gaga's most underrated, and it's so beautiful. So I love that it got its moment. I loved the very low-key nature of everyone, like Tom Brady, Michael Strahan, just standing around a piano. And in the French Quarter, it was so beautiful, and I loved the way that she looked. The looks from this era have been like kind of crazy.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

1986.779

I don't know if you saw what she wore to the actual Super Bowl. Like she looked nuts. And she had like different hair. Yeah, she had black hair, black leather. Like she looked super crazy. At the Grammy, she looked nuts. I thought she looked so sweet. And it was an appropriate look. Like she wore all white. I really liked the bleached eyebrows. I could not come up with one negative thing to say.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2007.011

It was so unbelievably beautiful. I was really moved by the whole thing. Like really, it was spectacular.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2019.82

Well, before that, and the Lift Every Voice. LaDeecy. I just want to say, you put a youth choir in my midst. I'm on board. The youth choir slayed the house down. And then what I really liked about Lift Every Voice was, and I love those initial songs that they do, right? Like God Bless America. Because it's a moment of seriousness before all this fun, right? It's sports. It's celebrities.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2046.821

It's all supposed to be fun. But it's a real moment of solitude. It's a moment of togetherness. People cry. We have so many famous, you know, last year, Nick Santini crying.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2054.868

there are so many great moments and it's like a real just somber moment and I love that so while I love Lauren Daigle and I actually thought Trombone Shorty was amazing like I wasn't familiar with his work they all through the night they were trying to represent New Orleans and I get that New Orleans has like this really vibrant culture um and I actually really liked that they chose a lot of homegrown talent and they really wanted to showcase like that Harry Connick Jr.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2076.475

thing with all the dancers I forgot that there

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2080.879

Yeah, it was like colorful. It was very Mardi Gras. So I love that they were like, yeah, they were really intent on putting their culture first. I loved that. I did feel like because New Orleans culture is so colorful and bright and fun and loud, they kept infusing it into like America the Beautiful and then John Batiste with the anthem. And I just felt like it was not the vibe.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2100.561

It's kind of the opposite of the vibe I personally look for in those songs. I look for moments of solitude, of seriousness. And with like the fun elements of like the jazz bands, I just felt like it didn't match the energy that I was personally looking for. Yeah.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2121.258

But it was good. It wasn't a bad rendition at all.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2126.262

Right, he played the trombone while she delivered vocals, and then he also did vocals, like really beautiful harmonies. But it was just kind of like this scat, scat. It wasn't a scat, but they added this fusion of New Orleans vibe, which is beautiful, but I didn't think appropriate. for like what I usually look for in these moments, like right before the game starts, all the fun.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2147.118

I always, I just love how serious it always is. I love that we see grown men cry. I love that we see people like take their hats off and just, they cut to the military. Like it's very beautiful. And I think they, New Orleans is a little too close to the sun. They won in New Orleans everywhere. And it was like, and John Batiste did it less, but he still did it.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

215.908

But there is something I can do now to change whether or not I fail the first test, in which case I would then have to do like the longer, lengthy, really painful one. So they say I should just like, you know, decrease sugar and carbs a couple of days before, which would be now. I had a bagel for breakfast. If I'm decreasing sugar and carbs, what else is there to eat?

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2167.171

And I happen to think it was a pretty rendition. And you know what? I was actually thinking this last year. I feel like every time we sit, we criticize the music. But then history really... will tell how we reflect. And I feel like, I remember when Chris Stapleton did it, I really liked it, but I didn't know if it was gonna become like historic. And now I find myself constantly thinking about it.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2189.294

And it's like always getting, it goes viral on TikTok. Like people love it so much. So time will tell, you really can't judge. Even last year with Reba, I think you had said like, it was so great and so classic that she didn't do anything frilly, anything different. And it might go down as like one of the greats. And it doesn't, like we don't even talk about it.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2205.724

I didn't even remember she did it last year. Right, so time will tell, but I don't think John Batiste entered that Hall of Fame last night, but I do think he did a really nice job and it was very respectful and well done. He didn't flub the words or miss a note. No, no, no, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying it wasn't bad by any stretch. I wasn't moved to tears.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2228.329

I don't think a lot of the play, we didn't get a moment like that where they zoom in on people's faces. It was a little too fun. Yeah. And he had this big colorful piano, which I know, I understand it's like a part of New Orleans culture. And I love that.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2241.349

It's like the, it's really, it's rare to have a state that really has such individual culture, like outside of, it's not like American, it's Louisiana. Like it's cool. And I love that they infused it. I thought the big intro pre-show was beautiful, but some moments like can be without. And I thought that, John Batiste, like he did a good job. He didn't like, cause he sounded pretty.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2262.433

I can't explain it. I wasn't moved.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2271.558

No, but he was chosen because he's a New Orleans local, um, which is so nice. And that would have been enough. Like, I don't like, they were just like pushing New Orleans, I think a little too much in certain corners. But like when the, the, uh, The graphics and everything, the logo was all very New Orleans inspired because it's very colorful. Love, love, love, love.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2289.85

So I liked that, that that was clearly a choice of the design team for the Super Bowl. They did a little too much.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2313.599

And that was the show. So I actually think, and I would love to hear what your husband thought of it because I don't listen to, I don't go to Spotify and listen to Kendrick Lamar. So I was really shocked at how little of the music I knew as somebody who just like is an active participant in culture, right? Like I don't actively seek out a lot of people's music.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2332.241

I don't go ever listen to Justin Timberlake, but- when he did the Superbowl, I knew most of his music. So I was like the first time ever that I can remember like in my lifetime where I knew almost none of the music. And that's probably my only critique. I actually think the performance itself, like he executed it flawlessly, right? His choreography was on point.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2350.608

I happened to love the dancers, like the whole red, white and blue aesthetic, the Uncle Sam, like I thought it was really well done. I think he sounded great. I thought I loved his jeans. My only real critique is that I don't think he was the right choice solely because I, an active participant in a lot of different corners of culture, like really did not know.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2369.797

I don't think he has enough mainstream hits. And then I think about the people who watch the Super Bowl and that's why it's such a specific tier of people, why we're always like spending so much time thinking about who could do it, who would be good enough. You need a real discography where at least half the songs on your set lists are worldwide hits where every

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2386.987

no matter age, no matter where they live, where they know those songs. And I feel like he has one of those songs, Sit Down, Be Humble. So while I thought the performance was actually flawlessly executed, I thought I loved how the cameras were following him around. He had a real vision. And when they kept zooming out, I thought the stage was really gorgeous.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2406.571

I just don't think he was the right choice. Unless, and I feel like maybe Apple, when they took over, they're changing a little bit of, because for so long, it was like you had to be a classic performer. Like you had to have, like Katy Perry, you had to have like such mainstream success because it's one of the only times of the year where you're going to be reaching almost every single American.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2424.723

So you need to be a very specific type of popular. That's why I think they often choose people who are like, maybe not like the most like creative and different, but they have the biggest hits. And that's what we're here to do. Yeah, and everyone will enjoy it. So that was really my only critique. I was like watching and I'm like, this is good, but like I would love to know a song. Yeah, yeah.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2442.214

But for the Kendrick fans, I think it was like the most amazing. Like did your husband love it?

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2489.065

yeah for um fan people who aren't like huge fans of his music and I think when we think about like who would be eligible for the Super Bowl in the past how we've thought about it we really think of it at least I do is like who would have a Vegas residency who can go on a tour that's almost like a greatest hits who can you know not ever release new music and still have hours and hours of songs to sing and that's why I'm always comparing it to like people who do Vegas residency is um

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2514.978

And that's why even I think I remember last year, I was really surprised at how much of a ushers I knew because I haven't actively listened to usher maybe since I'm six.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

253.334

I did go on a bender last night. What did you eat for the Superbowl? Ben made me Crunchwrap Supremes. I had two. And then we ordered Carvel for dessert. Like I really just sort of went balls to the wall.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2530.29

But I'm talking about in terms of like selections. Like I was like, oh, I wonder if I'll know. And I knew the whole thing just like from being an active participant.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2545.4

I think to Kendrick's credit, I think it's really hard as a man, like a straight man, to dazzle without outfits and makeup and dancers and pyrotechnics. And I think the creative of the show was actually really well done because I think you don't get to rely on a lot of the things that some of the girlies do to make it like fun and bright and like kind of a spectacle.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2567.11

So you have to do different things. And I thought that was a really good part of the show that he really, aside from SZA, like did the whole thing by himself, just one man and a microphone. Like that's really hard. And that was really impressive. I thought SZA was a real highlight of the show.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2578.953

Even though I thought maybe I would know, I knew her song sounded like really familiar to me from TikTok and stuff, but it was just not, it wasn't as pop and mainstream as my particular interests align with.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2611.946

Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. I think maybe Apple is like shifting how we see Super Bowl performers. Like maybe it's no longer this like time capsule type of thing where, because one of the things that keeps coming to mind, it keeps, Super Bowl performances are like getting viral at this time of year. And this is actually one of the Thanksgiving performers, the creed, let's go there.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2631.993

It was after 9-11, like Thanksgiving, but today performance, like it was one of the greatest moments in American history. And it's crazy how like so many of the Super Bowl performances from 10, 20 years, we still watch and are still relevant. That's always been the Superbowl's vibe. They wanted it to be timeless.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2645.802

And maybe Apple, since they took over, they're looking to be like a little bit more edgy, a little bit more like topical. Because this was Kendrick's year. He just won all the Grammys. If there was a performer to perform this year, it's Kendrick Lamar. So maybe they're shifting a little bit, like how they perceive and how they select-

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2662.879

the halftime show performers, because if it's not from this, like, we look at it so, like, time capsule-y, right? Yeah. But maybe they're not. Maybe they're just like, it's 2025.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2679.988

Yeah. So maybe, like, it's no longer such a Cause when we think about who we were always saying like, pink would be great because she has so many hits.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2700.011

It also is worth noting every single year, the next day people say is the worst one I've ever seen. Like they say that every fucking, Oh my God, every year they fucking say that shit. So it's just one of those things where time will truly tell.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2713.808

And when you go back and see like some of the most viewed ones of all time, cause I was actually watching somebody did a tick tock, the top 10 most viewed. And it, it wasn't what you think. And I think, um, Shakira and JLo were like the number two. And I remember after people were like, well, it was good, but... No, I remember watching that and being like... Dazzled. So good. It was amazing.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2739.366

In the moment, yeah. I do think it was the type of performance that really could have benefited from a couple of more guest spots. There was a lot of rumors that Beyonce was going to be there because her whole family was there without her. So it's like, oh yeah, of course, she's backstage getting ready. Like... I liked the Serena Williams nod.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2768.516

Yeah, because it was a minor A. It was a small lowercase.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2792.091

I agree. So at the Grammys, I was like loving the hatery. I'm like, yes, keep going. But at some point, like you should be there like, you know, and promote your own self and your own accomplishments. Not like this person that you hate as somebody who believes there's no like you can't take hate too far. I actually think like it was a little far.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2808.639

He had to perform the song, obviously, and the whole stadium being a minor is embarrassing for Drake enough. The necklace, I feel like, make it about you. This is so awesome.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2832.766

Obviously, they were briefly dated on and off.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2836.77

Oh, yeah. Oh, so she like famously did the Crip Walk when she won Wimbledon. It's like this iconic moment. And that was the dance that she did. Yeah. But why were they playing it during Not Like Us? No, I'm telling you, it was about Drake. It was about Drake. It was about Drake. And it's like, Drake is just like kind of like a big loser.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2853.208

It's crazy how there was a moment in time where Drake was so famous. Like every song, like everything he did was so major, so mega. He was, the plane, it was just, it was all too much. And obviously that level of fame is like not sustainable, but to go from that to like big time loser where everyone took Kendrick's side, how did that happen?

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2880.834

Just because when you think about hits. Hits. Yeah, but Drake's also not American.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2893.348

I was watching a video, a compilation of people who have said no to the Super Bowl. One of them was Dolly. She says she doesn't think she's famous enough and has enough hits for it, which I thought was so crazy. The other was Adele, and I thought it was like, oh, because she's British, but she was like, no, nobody wants to hear my songs at the Super Bowl. It's supposed to be fun.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2910.497

We're supposed to be vibing, not crying. I would love it. But I thought it was more so because she's British, even though some people like, I don't know, Harry Styles, yes, is British, but like his music is so American. You know, it's like, it's a part of American culture. I do feel like if Adele got selected, I would be like, this is not the vibe because she's British.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2929.545

Of course, but it would be, it would be too British, honestly. Because she's British? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like the music, I don't think, I don't think it wouldn't be the vibe, not because of the music, because she's seriously too British. Okay, what about Celine Dion? I think she's too French.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2947.1

Yeah, French-Canadian. Okay, wow. But I don't know why. With Harry Styles, like, I don't know. You don't feel that way. Yeah, but maybe it's because his music is Super Bowl appropriate. It's, like, fun.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2967.738

No, no. Like... I don't know, because I do feel like Apple has shifted a little bit the criteria for who is eligible to be a performer. So I think the list of people we come up with maybe no longer applies. Yeah.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

2996.087

Well, he's so wrong for that and he should be fired.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

3004.618

Well, so he is, Apple has, this is only the third Super Bowl Apple has done. And the one before was Usher. And I actually think that was a really good choice. I thought it was a good choice too. And before that was Rihanna, which was also like a bomb ass choice. A good choice and a good performance. And a good execution. Two things. He like actually has done a good job.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

301.793

I like really went hard in the paint. Yeah. And I figured it's sort of like a sending off to my glucose test. Cause I'll be, I'll be like, I'll try and eat very balanced for the next couple of days. Even though like, I know it does nothing. I either have it or I don't.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

3026.214

Except for the whole, you know, 13 year old thing, which I actually can't get over.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

3032.079

They were on the TV. They showed him. They were like, Hove in the house. And I was like, call the police. Like, there's Hove in the house.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

3039.625

You want to talk about it? Oh my God, yeah.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

3083.459

It should be fan voted. Well, no, because then Taylor Swift would win every year. Like some people just have fans who are like not chronically online and just like go to work.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

3091.767

Yeah. Right, right, right, right.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

3101.355

Oh, well, the commercials just really quickly.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

3107.561

I can remember one because it was the only one that actually made me laugh and that I hadn't seen before. I was shocked at how, and I didn't even actively seek out commercials. Like I guess they've been playing them on TV and then like also releasing them on social.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

3119.927

So I had seen, I had seen all the commercials except for Mountain Dew where they had Seal up on a rock as a seal singing a kiss from a rose. That was fucking funny. Okay. And like Slay. And I hadn't seen it yet. Like I was so annoyed. I was like, I've seen it.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

3133.374

all these commercials and I just wanted to give a major shout out to Uber Eats, because I feel like every year Uber Eats spends the most money on celebrities, the most amount of commercials, like they have so many placements and they never dazzle me. And last night was no exception. They had Matthew McConaughey and every fucking celebrity with this like football was inspired by food commercial.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

3153.263

It was so unfunny and so expensive. And they're like constantly slaying the department of wasting money. Like they are always, remember the year before they reunited Ross and Rachel and friends, like they're always doing so much and it's so not like good creative. Yeah. And you wanted to give them a shout out. Is that what you said? Yeah. For being the worst. Yeah. They stood out to me.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

317.805

And I will say, fellow redhead and friend of the toast, originator of the song My Judy Brown, Dana, she had gestational diabetes. And actually, in hindsight, she tells me now, it was kind of one of the better things to happen to her because it really hindered her in the final trimester from, overdoing it and gaining so much weight.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

3173.819

I'm like, this is like another year where I'm like constantly rolling my eyes at Uber Eats. Like they do so much and it's giving like really try hard energy.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

3200.751

They had a Super Bowl commercial, too.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

3216.977

And I'm just like, it's a lot about like Northeastern Boston culture, which is crazy for like a nationally televised game, right?

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

3230.971

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, I get it too. I don't like fully understand like the beef. And like the whole concept. But I think it's like. They've just like run away with this storyline. Yeah, it's like people in Boston like Dunkin' a lot, obviously. But more so because it's like, it's no frills. It's not like Starbucks fancy macchiato. It's just like coffee in a cup.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

3249.93

And like, you know, for the real working man, they like a coffee on the go. And I think that's the inspiration, I think.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

3282.796

Yes, so as like a big PR, a lot of influencers get PR. They get like products, sometimes they get like handbags. Some people take it really far. And Poppy was like, hold my beer. And they sent these kind of really pargy, they look like the Kylie Cosmetics like vending machines. They're like these new wave. It's not, you know, your middle school vending machine.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

3297.871

It's like this really pargy kind of robot. It's huge. They had them delivered to like a select few influencers homes.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

3305.458

and fully stocked with probably like 100 cans, and you could just like, it's free, so you could just, a lot of influencers left it in their garage. I didn't see any New York City based influencers getting it, because I don't know where the hell you would put it and how you would get it in the elevator, but it immediately started this wave of drama on social media.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

3325.356

You could. That's a nice idea.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

3328.717

It started this whole conversation online, kind of similar to the conversations that were being had about Tart Island and the Tart trip. Just basically being like, this is super wasteful. Influencers get everything for free. Like, give this to a real customer. Why don't you give back to your customers? And that was kind of the thing with Tart, too.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

3341.36

It's like, well, you should take your customers on a trip. Well, no one would want to watch that. That's the problem. No, for real. It's such a nice concept. And actually, Tarte does do that. And by the way, I've never seen a picture from it. It's not viral. It doesn't make the brand money. These brands, they're not charities. They're here to create buzz. Buzz equals marketing.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

3359.978

Marketing equals money. Customers... get influenced by these types of things. And so like the response to everything on social media with these brands, especially like these more online brands, like Poppy being like, well, what if you should just do it for your real customers instead? Yeah. Why don't you go bother Walmart? Like leave, like it just, it's just a dumb concept.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

3378.982

Like what is this free for all?

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

338.361

She actually says like by the time she gave birth, she was kind of back at like a normal weight. Yeah, no, she was in that shape of her life. Because you really can't eat anything but like meat and healthy. She was so slender. Right. So while it would be a very unenjoyable experience for me, It wouldn't be the worst thing. Like, I don't know how I'm ever going to go back to eating.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

3408.937

People have to give the vending machines back in a couple of weeks. A lot of them have actually already returned it. And I'm sure then Poppy will go put them in parks and shit. It's called using a billboard in multiple different ways. I don't understand the backlash. I... Don't think it's a big deal.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

3429.293

Especially when you see like nobody's giving Uber a problem for spending $8 million on one commercial last night. This is what companies at that level do. They spend money. And actually Maureen from Tarte was making a bunch of TikToks being like Tarte will never buy a Super Bowl commercial. Like we'd rather spend $8 million on a trip. So it's literally the same thing.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

3446.708

Think about how much we talked about Tart Island. Everybody was talking about it. That's marketing for Tart. And honestly, I think it's better money better spent than being one in 55 commercials last night. You spent $8 million. That's more embarrassing to me than giving a couple of influencers vending machines.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

3461.753

Yeah, and ultimately- For a grand total of 800,000 in which you're getting the vending machines back. And now look, we're all talking about Poppy. It was successful. Like, congratulations, you played yourself.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

3490.094

Not only that, like, go Poppy. Like, they're a brand that really invests mostly in, like, digital and influencer marketing. And they got a Super Bowl ad last night. Like, that's sick. And the fact that they wanted it to be full of, like, Alex Earl, Jake Shane was in it. Like, a lot of influencers. Like, the people who got them there. I love that.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

3505.224

Like, this is... And I think it's a female-founded brand. Like, fuck off. Like, it's good. Yeah. Like, why shouldn't they be up there spending as much money as Matthew McConaughey and Uber Eats? Oh, man, I'm, like, on an Uber Eats, like, mission today. Like, hate them. But... Even though I'm like their number one customer. Like where's the energy for those, for Doritos?

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

3526.276

The worst. Actually, did they even do commercials last night?

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Like womp, womp, womp. Cool.

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They were. Pete Davidson was like doing a lot last night after being relatively quiet for a while. He was actually at the Super Bowl and I think he was in one or two commercials.

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I can't believe I used to live a healthy lifestyle. I can't believe I ever like used to make good choices. I don't remember that girl at all.

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Wait, you know what was actually a good one that's really appropriate for this conversation? What? Taco Bell. What did they do? They were like, we are not going to use big celebrities for our, we're going to give it to our consumers.

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But then they also, so they put up like a million pictures really quickly. They're like, if you're in this, screenshot it. And all their customers, like from social media, they took pictures of like everybody who takes pictures at Taco Bell. It was cute. But then they also had like LeBron James and tons of celebrities being like, wait, we're not in the commercial?

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And like the lights were being turned off on them. So it wasn't enough to have your customers in your commercial because nobody would have been talking about that. But now we're talking about it because LeBron James was in it and being funny, being like, am I still getting paid for this?

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So they did have to spend all that money on the commercial and the celebrities, but then put a couple of pictures of their customers in it. Being like, look, send this to your mom. You're going to talk about commercial.

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Yeah, no, it's so true. And also you just reminded me of something. Hold on, I was about to make a fire point. It just like escaped my brain.

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No, I know I will. But at some point I'm like, you know, after being pregnant, I'll have to go back.

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I was thinking about like Flow from Progressive. I was thinking about that.

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I remember. There was also no commercials that made me cry. I feel like every year there's one or two like really beautiful ones about like family or nostalgia or like a pet dying. I remember Amazon Prime, Farmer's Dog Slade a couple of years ago. Yeah, Farmer's Dog Slade. Where was the tearjerker?

The Toast

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That's funny. Not you saying I watched the whole thing. I was asleep for half the game.

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Oh, shoot. No, I'm not ready.

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Not me forgetting I have a job to do. I know.

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Which I feel, I'm kind of into West, like tea? I don't have time. West tea. So these rumors got like really... were popping off over the weekend on social media. And I think maybe it would have died down, except that they kind of confirmed it. Wes did.

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Maybe they knew of each other, but no, I don't think they personally knew each other. I think there was like a small group of like internet people who were at the Superbowl compared to like celebrities. And so they probably just stuck together. and I could see them just hooking up. I don't think this is a great love, and I don't think this is either of their next relationships.

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I think they probably hooked up, had a really good time. I could see them getting along personality-wise. A lot of people are like, oh my God, does this mean Brianna on Summer House? I don't think so, although that wouldn't be the worst for both things.

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I actually think Summer House could really use somebody young and fresh and relevant like Brianna, and Wes could use something to distract us from what he did from Ciara. I think it would be good for everyone, Um, but I don't think that's where this is leading. I think they just like hooked up and probably had a really fun weekend. Like you forget, like they're 25.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's probably like one of the worst things about being sick is desperately needing a heating pad for like your aches and things while also dripping sweat.

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Like that's what you do when you're 25. Yeah.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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By the way, Craig was at the Super Bowl, as was Paige. They were both rooting for the Eagles. I saw both of their videos. It appears that they were actually on complete opposite sides of the stadium, thank God. But just unfortunate.

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He didn't. He was with a bunch of people. He was like, thanks, Eagles, for letting me join your fandom for the weekend. Oh, okay. He was just going to go. And Paige roots for them because of... I think that the guy that she's friends with slash... She says she's not dating, but...

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I also saw a theory that she's good friends with his sister. It could just be that. I know, but those pictures from that game, that was a date. There was just one blurry picture. She could have just been sitting next to him. Maybe the sister was on the other side. That's true.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Okay, so the theory that I had heard was that she's friends with Paige's sister, and Paige is friends with her sister, and the sister's a huge Giggly Squad fan. So she'd be like, brother, can you take me and my cool friend to the Super Bowl? Got it, got it. And then maybe Paige and him are vibing, and maybe that's how this girl gets her brother to marry Paige DeSorbo, but it's an alternate theory.

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Well, because everybody was like freaking out that I guess the guy was backstage at one of their shows. With the sister. With the sister, exactly. The sister is like a huge giggler.

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I literally, like, completely zoned out. Can you start the story from the beginning? SNL 50th Anniversary Special.

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I started listening when you said Sabrina Carpenter. I'm like, wait, what's she doing with John Mulaney?

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So literally, is this like on Saturday night at 1130 or is it like a different time slot?

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Oh, they are just loving to abuse our Sunday evenings.

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I actually think this will be good. I know everything SNL does is like so lame these days, but when you really think about the breadth of talent who's come from SNL and they all still love and respect Lorne and show up whenever he asks, like when you get them all in a room, it's like the greatest of our time.

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It took Kelsey Ballerini by storm. I don't know if you saw, she canceled her Buffalo show mid show. I can understand. Terrible. Oh my God. I'm just like, really? Not that I have like so many big plans, but I'm really saying no to a lot of things. Cause if I get the flu, you guys, it'll be bad for everyone. Yeah. Yeah, truly. But otherwise, weekend was very chill. Oh, you know what?

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Oh, and I'm sure there'll be like tributes to like Norm Macdonald and Chris Farley.

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The whole point of it is to celebrate the good old days.

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Love to see Sabrina out here just like getting gigs, booking things, you know?

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Who is she gonna... Oh, wait, the Barry Keoghan Squarespace commercial was actually good.

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And the other stank face guy.

The Toast

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Wait, who was it? I can't even remember like his face.

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Okay. Cause I don't know like who that is.

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He's like, and I'm like blanking on the whole commercial.

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Classic face. Honestly, that whole commercial was for this.

The Toast

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Oh, you know who else crushed the commercials?

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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The cast of, um, Schitt's Creek. They were in every fucking commercial because you know Dan Levy is homes.com. And then Eugene Levy was Little Caesar with the eyebrows flying away. Very funny. And Moira. Catherine O'Hara was in the Michelob Ultra commercial. Yeah. But did you see, I had thought it at the same time, Adam Brody was in the Pringles commercial and he's like, we need more Pringles.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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They're like, blow on the can. And then the Pringles mustache like flies off. And then everybody, all these famous people with mustaches, like their mustaches flew away. It was like the same exact creative from Little Caesars. Like Little Caesar had the eyebrows flying. Sparky Palastri. From Eugene Levy. It was Sparky Palastri Syndrome. They used the same agency that only had one idea.

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Do you think, like, do you think, because it looked visually so similar because it was like a mustache with two parts. It looked like a set of eyebrows. I was like, wait, this is the same commercial I just saw. I think they got Sparky Palastri'd. I think they got, yeah, I would love to know like the drama at the agencies right now.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Like if it was really just parallel thinking, but it's such a random, sometimes you could see how two people could come to the same conclusion, right? I don't see how two totally separate teams could have come up with the Pringles mustache flying off and that Eugene Levy eyebrow flying off. I don't know. Drama. Drama. Well, those are the past five stories at McFeel's, so you needed to know them.

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Did we hit everything? It was literally, I got in bed at 4 o'clock, and it was over at like 11. So there was so much. I hope I didn't miss anything.

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I mean, it's never not the... even though sometimes it's like, well, what about Saquon? It's just always the quarterback, unless the quarterback's injured or something. Yeah, even though I often think about like my team, the Niners, if they ever won, like they came really close these last couple of years. Like would it be Brock or would it be Christian McCaffrey?

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Because Christian McCaffrey was injured this season and like they didn't even make it to the playoffs. So it's really, it's kind of Christian's thing.

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I wanted to ask you something. I actually didn't talk to you at all this weekend. And I meant to tell you, I was getting so much shit on Instagram yesterday. So I went to Maddie, Ben's sister, my sister-in-law's bridal shower. It was lovely. And I was like posting pictures. And so many people were coming at me being like, so weird that you called Ben's sister.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Right, like the franchise guy.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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But they're going to Disney World. And I just honestly, if you're a resident of Philadelphia, stay safe because your team won. And that just means like destruction is upon you. So don't go outside. Hide your kids. Hide your wife. And just it'll all blow over soon because the parade's coming to town. I'm sure last night the city was engulfed in flames.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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I really did not think they were going to win. And I do think like it's easy to say, well, of course they won. The other team was bad. I think two things can be true. I think they played some of the best football they've ever played while the Chiefs were also bad. Like they didn't only win because the Chiefs were bad. They were just like unstoppable. Yeah.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Right, because what I had said, why I thought they weren't going to win is like they absolutely crushed the Washington, whatever their name is these days. And I was like, well, yeah, the Ross Washingtons were awful. Like that doesn't mean you're good just because the other team is bad. And now I'm rethinking. I'm like, maybe they actually were a decent team, Washington.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Perhaps Cherni was wrong. It's rare.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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me neither i never am um well that's our show super bowl recap sblicks sblicks we'll see you all night long we'll see you next year for sblicks oh we'll see you next year for sblicks That's our show, you guys. Thank you so much for listening to The Toast, the millennial morning show, where we deliver the fast five stories you need to know everybody through Friday on YouTube.

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Because I was like, I was like narrating the... events on my Instagram story. And I was like, off to Ben's sister's bridal shower. And I guess like a more normal thing to say with my sister-in-law's bridal shower.

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I was thinking like negative. I was thinking it's a net. Like I find, and then I was thinking like, even when I talk about Ben's family on the show, I don't say my in-laws, I say Ben's family. I feel like it's a more endearing term. In-laws has such like a net. Maybe it's the deer toasters in me. Like it has such a negative connotation.

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People are like, the jacket got so many, so weird that you call her Ben's sister. Why?

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I don't think so. And also like when Ben and I met, Maddie was like 14. So to me, I know she's a grown ass woman now, but like she's getting married, but she's still like little sis, a hundred percent. That's a good point too.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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They don't know. They don't know. But then I do realize like even when I was talking last week about how I had dinner with Ben's parents, like I exclusively call them Ben's parents, not my in-laws. I don't know why. I think in-laws is like a dirty word.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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And don't you also feel like it's a little waspy, like not Jewish? No. To say in-laws, well, you say machatunim. Machatunim, right. But I don't know. I don't know a lot of Jewish people who say my in-laws.

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Well, yeah, my machatunim. And that is a term of endearment.

The Toast

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But machatunim only refers to your spouse's parents. I don't think it includes siblings.

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Yeah, even though last night was like a big intro for me to Saquon and the Barkley of it all. And let me just say, PJOM energy. Like love that he couldn't do what he did last night, like for our team, the Giants, and they were in New York, but whatever. Like he's such a cutie. And I watched actually a lot of the pre-show.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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That's your Yiddish word of the day. Machatunim. Spelling so unclear. But just Google it. Machatunim.

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Got it. Got it. Because you're like you're sort of behind.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Yes, yes. Not a good night for the Chiefs and specifically Patty over there.

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I was going to say Michael Phelps.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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It does make you wonder like what documentaries were being filmed last night. Definitely like a Jalen Hurts.

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Across all different sports. Like they do golf. They do tennis. They do a lot of football. They just did the tight end. DCC. We were at the DCC last night.

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Oh, but that's percent. And I was actually thinking at NFL honors, a great joke for a soup dog was hosting. Whoever was hosting would have been like, it was a great year for the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders because it really was.

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And people literally show up to the games like for them.

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Yeah. So I feel like we're just sort of circling the drain.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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replanting of Saquon Barkley we saw we saw all that growth last night it's so true yeah he has blossomed in Philadelphia so they had like all these different pairings they interviewed like Saquon and Jalen Hurts and then Travis obviously and um Patrick and so they had Tom Brady interviewing Patrick Mahomes like the goats then they had Gronk interviewing Travis Kelsey as like well up until Travis Kelsey like Gronk was the greatest tight end yeah like silly tight ends

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Because he's, like, a lieutenant, and he was a lieutenant.

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No, that was pretty much our weekend.

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Yeah, it really was. And also work. Like we really filled our all buckets.

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And it's so great when your weekend fills all buckets. It's so true. You know what bucket we didn't fill? Not even close. Like the rotting bucket. Didn't turn my TV on. Oh, I watched Southern Charm on Friday.

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Isn't that crazy? how like dedicated I am to Southern charm.

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No, but like I have dropped off with like a lot of reality show, except for Southern charm. Like I don't miss an episode. And it was definitely like a season one opener. We're introducing new cast members. People have to like come back together. JT. I don't remember how I felt about him in the past. I kind of like thought he was fine. Is the biggest loser on the planet on the planet.

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Like I was uncomfortable for what I was seeing. Um, But I look forward to a great season with my fam. Indeclerb, we all fam.

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I'm obsessed with that sound. It hit reels like weeks ago. And I say it all the time in my personal life. And it's crazy that I've actually never shared on the show like how much I love that sound.

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No, it's literally me. Yeah. It's literally me.

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I was actually introduced to it from Sabrina. Mm-hmm. Because she made a really funny TikTok about her like older- Millennial fans. Yeah. And I thought it was so funny. Also, did you see clips of Sabrina's Nonsense Christmas?

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Well, she texted me that after the show, like all the girls from the show like left and went to the casino. They were like coming down the escalators and it was just like thousands of gorgeous women. She said the men in the casino were wild.

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I saw her opening song monologue, which was amazing, which was her nonsense Christmas. Like, yeah. Did you see that?

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I saw the whole thing. It was so good. And it's like, We're right for making like these Disney kids famous. They can do it all.

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this new generation olivia rodrigo sabrina carpenter it's the same thing like they're dove cameron they're so complex like they're dynamic sabrina was reminding me of miley because she was being like funny cheeky raunchy singing beautifully and i was like she's really similar to miley they are of the disney elk but they're also just like funny swirly so i'm gonna watch that me too when i get back to rotting maybe when i'm unemployed next week yeah we're just giving girls with no job

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Girls with no job. Except for the five Patreon episodes that we have to do.

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We do, we do. And so now, without further ado-do-do-do-do, here are the Fast Five stories.

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We were like, gimme, gimme, gimme.

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I have so many emails. I have to, like, get my emails in check.

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Now, without further ado-do-do-do-do, here are the Fast Five stories that you need to know. It's not loading.

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And then I've got Money Maker in my hair. Money Mist.

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Like Good Guys would do Friday night.

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It's anti-crust. It's amazing.

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It takes up as little space as possible.

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What a great gift, I just want to say. If anybody got me anything from Carraway, I'm good to know. You'd be good. Oh, we need to do Secret Santa.

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I would love to do that. And that's really the only place I would want to do it. The location was so pargy. It has to be a casino. It has to be in Florida to be a casino. It's the hard rock live and being able to just like, it has to be at a hotel that's shaped like a guitar, being able to sleep in our own beds.

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Satchel Cratchel. Did you talk to her yet from and find out how Eris was?

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Yeah. Anytime I've gotten to call her, I'm like, she's probably sleeping and I'm going to let the Satch rest. She needs that. Our first story is really crazy because Jay-Z has been accused of raping a 13 year old girl with Sean Diddy Combs at a 2000 MTV VMAs after party 2000 like the year 2000.

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Jay-Z has been accused of raping a 13 year old girl along with Diddy at an after party in 2000 for the MTV VMAs. The music mogul and entrepreneur was named in a civil suit that was refiled by Texas based attorney Tony Busby on Sunday according to court documents obtained by Page Six.

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The original rape complaint, which had been filed by an anonymous accuser in October, had only listed Diddy as the defendant. And then NBC News was the first to report on the amended lawsuit, which now identifies Jay-Z. So the accuser identified only as Jane Doe claims in the lawsuit that both Jay-Z and Diddy raped her at a house party in New York on September 7, 2000, when she was 13.

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She claims she was offered a drink that made her feel, quote, woozy and, quote, lightheaded before she went into a bedroom to lie down for a moment. Shortly after, the woman claims, the two rappers entered the room with the Bad Boy Records founder allegedly saying, you're ready to party.

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She claims Jay-Z then removed her clothes and, trigger warning, held her down and raped her while Diddy and an identified female celebrity looked on. Combs also allegedly raped her as Jay Z and the woman watched. In a lengthy statement obtained by Page Six on Sunday, Jay Z has vehemently denied the heinous allegations and slammed the, quote, deplorable lawyer Busby. for his pattern of theatrics.

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He's making it seem like he's being blackmailed. Yes.

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Put out a very lengthy statement saying that this is a blackmail attempt. What Busby had calculated was the nature of these allegations in the public scrutiny would make me want to settle. No, sir, it had the opposite effect. It made me want to expose you for the fraud that you are in a very public fashion. So no, I will not give you one red penny.

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He said the allegations are so heinous in nature that the victim who filed as Jane Doe should file a criminal complaint, not a civil one. Whomever would commit such a crime against a minor should be locked away. Would you not agree? These alleged victims would deserve real justice if that were the case.

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He said that he's researched Busby and the lawyer seems to have a pattern of these type of theatrics. I have no idea how you have come to be such a deplorable human, Mr. Busby, but I promise you I have seen your kind many times over. I'm more than prepared to deal with your type. You claim to be a Marine. Marines are known for their valor. You have neither honor nor dignity.

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Busby put out a statement about himself.

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As a Marine, how he has all of the qualities then and now, and he's a man of honor.

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Yeah. I guess... you know, it will go to trial. We'll see what happens.

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And that's why they would be doing civil. But no, unless they settle, like it would go to court.

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So it's going to go to court because Jay-Z's saying that he won't settle.

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Right, and now if it goes to a trial, there's going to be more information that comes out. Yeah. However, like, if he didn't do it, it should, like, defend yourself. People can't just, like, go around saying stuff. And you just pay them so that they stop saying stuff? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I don't know. And he certainly has the means to defend himself. And, like, this would put, if he were to...

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Well... Who was Jay-Z dating in 2000? And then also who was Diddy dating in 2000? Oh, Sportskeeda has already... Done the legwork for us?

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Yeah. I'm not going to be able to get an answer in a timely fashion. I don't want to start slinging names. No, no, of course not.

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Yeah. I just am looking up something. Yeah, take your time. Cause I don't even want to go. I don't want to say all this.

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I'll tell you after, but it's just like, if I'm wrong, like it's bad.

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Um, okay. Well, we'll time will tell. Yeah.

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Right. Surprising that we're talking about it and that it's out there because I feel like these people who are so powerful do a really good job of, like, keeping all this stuff under wraps. Like, even still, it's been 25 years since that happened.

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Because what I was about to say leads to, like, a bigger conspiracy theory, and I just... Oh, I know what you're talking about.

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Oh, that's, but that's later in life.

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That's a late in life conspiracy.

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Yeah, there's a lot. Different holes you could travel down.

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Yeah. Our next story is actually so crazy to me and pretty juicy. But Selena Gomez is reacting to criticism over her indefensible Spanish in Netflix's new movie, Amelia Perez. So Selena Gomez is respectfully clapping back after Eugenio Derbez criticized her Spanish in the latest film, Amelia Perez.

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So this film, Amelia Perez, which has Selena Gomez in it, is getting like a lot of buzz, awards buzz, et cetera. I'd heard, and she's a good actress, so I just figured it was good.

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So the Mexico-born actor first shared his opinion on Selena's project during an interview with Ablando de Sine podcast host Gabby Mesa. He said, Selena is indefensible. He said, I watched Amelia Perez with people, and every time she had a scene, we looked at each other to say, wow, what is this? According to Variety, the host echoed his statements.

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However, she commended Selena's efforts and said she's a very talented actress, although Spanish is not her main language, not her secondary or her fifth. She said, I feel like she doesn't know what she's saying. If she doesn't know what she's saying, she can't give her acting any nuance. So in the movie, Selena speaks both Spanish and English.

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Okay. Romeo had fun too. We did think about bringing the dogs for one second and one day like we're just going to do it because we really, really miss them. But it was a pargy evening. I can't get over like the crowd. I'm like talking like Claudia's here, but she's helping Romeo. The crowd was just, it was such an amazing crowd. So many of my neighbors, shout out to my neighbors.

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She earned a standing ovation at the Cannes Film Festival. But these Spanish speaking actors are saying that she doesn't know what she's saying when she's talking to Spanish. And so she's not acting what the words mean.

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So I guess it's like shocking if you know what she's saying. She went on to call Amelia Perez an interesting experiment since the director is also not a native Spanish speaker. She said, I like the film aside from the Selena moments that jump at you because it has salvageable things.

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But I told myself how weird that the director doesn't speak English or Spanish and the movie is in Spanish and English and it takes place in Mexico and you don't understand the culture.

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It's so fucking weird. I thought like we weren't doing that.

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And it's going to be like the biggest Spanish speaking film of the year and like represent that world. I'm with the woke on this. Like this is fucking weird. Yeah, because also it's just, it wasn't done well. They did it well. And Selena worked with an acting coach.

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It wouldn't have mattered. And nobody. And so I'll continue. So they just said like, it's like if I made a film in Russian without knowing the culture of speaking Russian and talking French.

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It's so true. So then Selena defended herself and she said, I understand where you're coming from. I'm sorry. I did the best I could with the time I was given. Doesn't take away from how much work and heart I put into this movie. Like. At this level, it's not about a participation award, A for effort.

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It needs to be A for execution. It's not a school project, right?

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And actually, so now the actor who initially made these comments is kind of backtracking and saying that he wishes he never said them and that... Of course, the Selenators are ruining his career. Oh, but he was like, I just feel bad for like taking down like a fellow...

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Shout out to my neighbors. There were so many good like songs. We could have literally sang and danced all night. Yeah. It was such a musical.

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When someone is misrepresenting the Jewish community and there's plenty of Jewish people out there who would have done such a good job. And it's not like this person doesn't get opportunities.

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like correct won't even let Haley Bieber breathe but I years later she talked more about Selena's statement because I feel like it's the craziest thing I've ever read so let me go back to it she wrote in the comment section of a podcast clip that had been reposted on TikTok she said I understand where you are coming from I'm sorry I did the best I could with the time I was given doesn't take away from how much work and heart I put into this movie like it does actually

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And I'm sorry, like, work and heart and not execution are not going to, like, why does this have award buzz?

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And, like, with the time I was getting, like, so you're saying that it wasn't enough time. And you didn't get the job done. Right. Yeah, it's a really... That's a very sell statement to put out.

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It's like you're giving a happy monologue and you're sad.

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And there are a lot of, like, Spanish-speaking actresses.

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Who would have been great for this.

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They came backstage. We got to like.

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And at the end of the day, any movie at this level, Oscar buzz, needs to be, whether it's historically accurate, culturally accurate, linguistically accurate. We're looking for just accuracy.

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We had a family reunion before the show started, which really set the stage. And we always have so many like.

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So you agree, like it wasn't good enough.

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Yeah, it is. It's a crazy story. It wasn't that crazy until she responded. But it's crazy. The craziest part to me is that they put her in this movie to speak Spanish and she didn't know what she's saying.

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I just, I thought, like, people really weren't doing that.

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Right. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story, which is some great news? Oh, what? Summer House star Lindsay Hubbard welcomed her baby with her boyfriend, who's now being named because she shared the baby's last name. Her boyfriend's name is Turner Koof, and her baby's name is Gemma Britt Koof.

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inside jokes from growing up our cousins who were there are such a big part of all of those stories they were like reminding us of like so many jokes and like songs we used to make up it was the best that was like the first time i actually really felt like i wanted a cocktail like up until me too i opened a bottle of wine for our aunt and i was like that looks good yeah then it's like i've never drank before a show so i'm not gonna do it and i'm certainly gonna do it for the one show where you can't drink

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Oh, they figured out that the woman who was 41 weeks pregnant gave birth?

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And this is so nice. This is so nice. I'm really happy for her. I want her birth story.

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Especially for someone who went so over. Like, I love a birth story. Now, do you have more interest in a birth story still? No. No? One day. One day you will.

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It doesn't fall under the things that, like... You worry about. No, that you... Like, you have your buckets of, like, things that you hate, but, like, nothing about it is, like, anything that you would hate so much.

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Oh, no. I realized last night when I was talking to a friend and I was like, she has friends. I was talking to a friend making a lunch plan. And I said, Friday of this week is my last week of work. I can be a lady who lunches next week. Wow. So I'm very excited about that. But there's just so much going on right now. We have to set the stage and set the scene.

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Oh, we need to talk about it, because I saw a photo, like, with no context, and I thought someone, like, made a meme.

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And I was like, oh, that's funny. And then you told me that Trisha Paytas was on SNL.

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I'm sorry, that's the most insane thing I ever heard, that Trisha Paytas was on SNL. Why? Like, what do you mean? I don't know. Like, that's just so, like, crazy. No, it's wild. I feel like SNL and Trisha Paytas exist in two separate universes, so it's like, you know, a glitch in the matrix that they know about each other.

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No, no. I just think that's so crazy. It's wild. By the way, I'm like, I'm happy about it.

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Agreed. And it's like, he's on SNL. He's going to sing his most popular song. And then what did he sing? Highway?

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Highway's the one he sang at the CMAs.

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And also, Noah Cyrus is on that song. People don't realize. Oh.

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People really don't realize it. So I'm here to tell you. Mazel Tov to Lindsay Hubbard. Mazel Tov to Trisha Paytas.

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Yeah. I wonder if this means like a more.

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Not this past season, but maybe the next one.

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I think that, before anything, they should just put Lindsay Hubbard on Roni. Like, it should just be a graduation. Make it swift. Don't draw it out. Don't make her bring the baby to the summer house for it to not work out. Wait, that's actually, like, a great idea. Like, they should just... It should be a graduation program.

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I like a graduation program. I think some people would be more comfortable taking that step. And like we know that this is a bonafide reality star. They've got what it takes. Better than an untested person who sounds like a good idea. Like Lindsay Hubbard's got what it takes.

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Claudia, they should hire us for consulting. We've been coming up with great ideas for programming recently.

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No, and it's not. I don't want to see a baby in a summer house.

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No. And also when my friends and neighbors were like, we're at the casino, I was like, oh, I would have loved to go to the casino after. But I guess we're not going because like Claudia's tired and can't drink. But, yeah, it was, like, the first time where I was, like, really – but we were partying. Like, we were really having fun.

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It's absurd. No, he'll do the midnight shift.

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But also it's like people like summer house started because people take share houses with their friends. And so they just filmed it. And like those same people like do eventually like grow up and have kids around the same time.

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But like, what are they doing with their summers? Like find them.

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Are you ready for our next story, our fourth story? I didn't think that you would be. There's a lot to chew on.

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Which is so perfect because it's all about good neighbors. So true.

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Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. So you, like, allowed them to let me sing again?

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Whilst working. So it was an amazing night and a great way to, like, end the year, start the holiday season. Thank you to everyone who came, who traveled from far and wide. I got tagged in so many people on the airplane. They made Girly Swirly Weekends out of it, which was what we had asked people to do. Like, Champagne and Chanel.

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Thank you to the queen who works at State Farm.

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Our next story, a little follow-up in the Sabrina Barry Brecky drama. Yes, Brecky Hill is speaking out. Brecky Hill is speaking out, and so is Barry. So Brecky Hill addressed the hookup rumors with Barry after he was accused of cheating on Sabrina. She revealed she recently got out of the hospital after getting into a skiing accident, so she's been pretty busy.

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However, now that she's back home, she wanted to make a video to address the rumors. She said, to put it simply for you all, no, I did not get with Barry. I have never encountered this man in my life. The only time I've seen him is on my TV screen from watching Salt Burn. So, okay.

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Yeah. Which by the way, like this is her job. This is the best thing that could happen to an influencer. And I'm also glad that like at the end of the day, she didn't do this. even if she had hooked up with him, she might have thought that they weren't together because they are on and off. But, like, I think she played it perfectly considering she's an influencer.

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Oh, she's the one that you called that?

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She said that she reposted the video that showed up on her FYP claiming that she was a homewrecking Sabrina Carpenter's relationship. Quote, just simply because I thought it was so ridiculous.

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right she said i'm sorry but if i was really the one getting with barry why in the world would i be reposting about it i guess that's true but we just expect like she can't put this on us like by the way like she's trying to like she cues like i can't believe you you literally made us think that so and you wanted us to think she's wrong she's wrong for attacking us right now i never heard of brekkie and now i'm talking about brekkie and like rising tides are raising brekkie

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Here's his statement. I can only sit and take so much. My name has been dragged across the internet in ways I usually don't respond to. T-O-O, sick. Right. I have to respond now because it's getting to a place where there are too many lines being crossed. Not getting. It's getting there. I deactivated my account because I can no longer let this stuff distract from my family and my work.

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The messages I have received, no person should ever have to read them. Absolute lies, hatred, disgusting commentary about my appearance, character, how I am as a parent and every other inhumane thing you can imagine.

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dragging my character and everything i worked extremely hard for and stand for talking about how i was a heroine baby and how i grew up my god and dragging my dear mother into it also yeah i guess like if you are calling him that you are dragging his mother into it knocking on my granny's door oh no sitting outside sitting outside my baby boy's house intimidating them that's crossing a line agreed i'm with barry i agree 100 each and every day i work harder to push myself on every level to be the healthiest and strongest person for that boy i want to provide opportunities for him to learn fail and grow

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I want him to be able to look up to his daddy to have full trust in me and know I will have his back no matter what. I need you to remember he has to read all of this about who his father is when he's older. Please be respectful to all. Thank you.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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And it's like, now that you guys have gone so far, like, Barry is actually the victim here, even though he started as not.

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He's not really even saying in the statement, like, I didn't cheat on Sabrina. He's just saying, like, what the things that are being said about me and my family are so fucking horrible and you guys need to stop. And, like, he's not wrong.

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At the end of the day, like this is good news for Sabrina. Right. It's very messy. It's so crazy that people get like that. It also reminds me of Scandival. It's like, you guys, you don't know these people.

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So everyone just like take a step back, take a seat.

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Leave the grandma's house. Stop trash talking his mother. Yeah.

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No. And at the end of the day, if you're a carpenter and you're doing this like for Sabrina, which I am too, like a carpenter, I'm like, well,

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Carpenter, can you come build something in my, Claudia's room? No, like this is good for the brain, okay? It's true. So just sit down.

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No, but now that you say it, I have two thoughts. On the one hand, like maybe Chop and Olivia had a falling out, but I actually don't think so.

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And this was filmed weeks ago, Sabrina's thing.

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It was probably the same week. I don't think it's that. And also, you know, if we are strong women, like we should believe that like these women shouldn't be fighting, especially because they were fighting about a guy. Sabrina, they didn't cheat on Olivia. And Olivia has no reason to dislike Sabrina. No, Sabrina has reasons to dislike Olivia. Right. So I think Sabrina has no issue.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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I think Sabrina has no issue like taking her friend.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Olivia can't be mad because Sabrina, like Olivia can't be mad at Sabrina or what Sabrina does. No, is Olivia mad at Chap? It's just like if one of like Kim's close friends was working with Taylor.

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I don't think if she, like, looks at it, like, in a principled way, she can't be. Like, it's, we're girl, like, girl power, you know? She's not going to stop someone from an opportunity. Yeah. So maybe on the inside she's mad, but, like, it's not going to actually affect her friendship with Chap.

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It is just a circle. So that was very exciting. In addition to, like, then Claudia was here, we had such a fun weekend.

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And it's also, like, Kim and Taylor and Skims and everything.

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But at a certain point, like, if that's your friend and you support women, like, what, are you going to stop them from having an opportunity? Right. And, you know, as big as Chap is, like, she's never been on Netflix before.

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Yeah. yeah our fifth and final story like some really like just weird this is crazy tyler cameron is reacting to backlash after posting an awkward text fight with his girlfriend tate madden so in case you missed it tyler cameron is actually in like a very sweet and healthy and pargy relationship yes and they've actually been together for quite some time they've only recently went public but

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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But Tyler Cameron did something weird and bad.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Agreed. So he posted a screenshot of his text messages with his girlfriend of them in a fight. And he said, don't go on a sweet treat run without your girlfriend. Lesson learned. But like in the text message that he shared, like there, she's actually mad at him. Yeah, no, it's like not cute.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Of course. So he wrote to her, now you're mad again. And she said, I just don't understand why anything fun you do, you don't want to do with me. We'll go to Riverside. Have a fun night. And he wrote, we're getting ice cream. Are you kidding me? This is a fun moment. Oh, he said, this is a fun moment. So he's like, didn't understand my like. Right.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Right. I thought he was saying at first, like, this is a fun moment. Why are you ruining it? No, like, oh, this is the sort of thing that you would miss out on. They're literally fighting over ice cream.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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And it wasn't just don't go on a sweet treat run without your girlfriend.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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That wasn't the lesson to learn. And so anyways, he was at an event and he caught up with Page Six and they asked about the text fight that he shared. And he said, I got crushed for that. He admitted that he thought it was funny to share the awkward exchange with his followers only to find out that Tate was not pleased at all. Oh, good. He said, so I paid the price for it, learned my lesson.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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We just, like, we're sick. You gotta go. Yeah, like.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Some jokes should be kept inside. It's not a joke. Like, I feel like he actually still is not understanding. But I just think the lesson here is, like, not everything needs to be shared on the internet.

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And that's always a really good lesson.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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And I actually think as far as, like, Tate's gripe, this whole saga will – boost her status in the relationship. Her status in the argument where it's like, he's clearly not taking this one thing seriously. He still thinks it's a joke. And the whole world is now telling him like, no, that wasn't nice.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Everyone thinks you're wrong for getting ice cream without me and for telling everyone about it.

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Oh my God, no, I didn't see that. What the hell were you talking about? That-

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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What? What's his name? Tyler Shields. No. That's the photographer.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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And considering we haven't made Christmas plans yet.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Oh my God, no. I cannot believe that Bradley Cooper, like not only broke bread with Muhammad Hadid, but that he like was publicly spotted. Like that's-

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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What do you want for lunch? Strawberry? Grilled cheese strawberry?

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Oh my God, you sound like my husband. It's mean.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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It's not even that it's mean. I cannot understand it. I'm never in the mood. Unless I really don't want to do the dishes that night, then I want to go to a restaurant. But I'm never in the mood to bring something in.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Like that you'll be staying here. So it's good that you're leaving like wanting more. And I'm going to spend the next few weeks like making my holiday, my home like holiday ready for you.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Okay. I'm just so curious, like, what, I need an answer. You know what I mean?

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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I like picking up too, but I don't like delivery.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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I think delivery like in the burbs is weird.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Yeah, I don't do it. And either I go to a restaurant if I want to dine out, or there's a couple places I like to pick up from, and it's good pickup. Yeah. Well, that's our show, you guys. Four more episodes of The Toast. Thank you guys so much. Plus Patreon, so nine.

The Toast

Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Oh, and you know what? I'm doing good guys today. So if you're looking for me, we're literally everywhere.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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We also did a show last night.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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So like we were supposed to have like four, but like probably nine toast episodes for the month of December. And like there will literally don't worry. 20 episodes where you can find us.

The Toast

Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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This is actually going to be the thing that revs me up to Christmas. Install my cold plunge.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Install my fire pit for you. We were also talking about building a half basketball court in the next week.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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It's a little far fetched. We looked up the average price and we're going to have to do a couple more.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Yeah. To pour some concrete. Patreon vlog.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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There's been a hodgepodge happening. And seriously, Bruno P's on that bed like every single day.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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That we change the sheets. No, then we move the bench.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Your, oh, oh, the upstairs. The upstairs. Yes, you did. Okay, sorry.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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I am ordering, like I love bowl of brunch. Like I am ordering you sheets of Egyptian cotton.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Oh, you know what? And that's, that's a cold plunge, fire pit. Maybe there'll be wallpaper in there.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Yeah, maybe I'll install a coffee bathtub. Yeah. Oh yeah.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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You know what I should do? I should put a bathtub in the shower. That way you just. Yeah.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Just like plop it on top of the shower.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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So these are always our most listened to episodes because while people miss us or people are introduced to us, they listen to these episodes.

The Toast

Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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we're also so dramatic because yes this is our last show of the year is on friday but we still owe you guys five patreon episodes for december and the way things are looking those five episodes will come out when we're not it's doing this show so literally every day next week like you will probably have a patreon episode yeah so if you need toast next week patreon.com slash the toast it's an amazing time to be a page we always take care of our patreon members and i'll i'll probably vlog all my home improvement love that's what i'm doing love that and you're gonna drop

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Something? Yes, I have something. Can you drop something? I'm ready. You're ready? I'm ready.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Well, that's just pregnancy period.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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You want something for yourself.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Like, do you know what I mean? Okay.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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I just want to say I have the opposite experience with people where it's like I waited too long and now I don't care. Oh. Oh. And I've seen some people like wait too long to reveal the gender. And it's like you can tell the videos from when they found out, which was four months ago. And it's like, and it feels like, oh, you were milking.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Yeah. I have the opposite. Oh, okay.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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It might be a December to remember.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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It's December 8th and it's already been a December to remember. It's so true. And it's also December 9th.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Speaking of back to December, it's not a story, but Lourdes did, like, the Heiress Tour is over, you guys.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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We'll find something. But I'm also glad for the Lurd that, like, it's not like she announced Rep TV is coming out in January. And now for the next month she has to do, like, promo. Like, she has nothing right now. Like, except her, Travis, and the surrogate. And so she can just, like, enjoy her life. Like, she has nothing that is out there that people are waiting for.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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So I think it's really good for her to have this break. And for her and Travi. Yeah.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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I think they are engaged because the more I thought about it, the more true it is. Like you don't have a joint Thanksgiving with someone who's not your betrothed. You just don't.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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When Claudia and I, on Saturday, we had a beautiful day together.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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You guys have diagnosed me. I Googled it. It's exactly what I have when I read the description. I'm like, yes, that's me. It's not anything that's bad enough to see the doctor, but like. There are things that you can do to help.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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need to talk about but i kept saying like i'm really it's the most i've ever excited i've ever been for a jizz note because like we're gonna be together we haven't just known in so long it's the biggest venue we've ever done my neighbors are coming we had so many family members who came last night and so like everything was all really well and good but until the show's over you can't say it was good like we don't know how the show is going to be until it's done so like now that it's done and dusted we can like look back so fondly on it

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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We were in the car a lot and we went to the theater. So we were sitting for two hours.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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It's like, I wish we could Freaky Friday so we could know. I can know what you're going through. You can know what I'm going through. And also maybe one of us is having it like so much worse. Right. It's crazy that we both can't sit and we both have butt issues and we know for certain we're not feeling the same thing.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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I could one, have like a ramp, like a more severe case of it. And two, it is, how you felt last night is every single day of my life.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Okay. I just, I don't know. I believe like there's no way we'll ever know. Cause I'll never feel your degree. Even if I got coccidern, I would never feel your degree and you'll never feel my degree. And also I just know like a Messiah, like our ranking, like we could both pick out on a chart, like one to 10, how bad is your pain?

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Yeah. And I don't even know what I would say my number is, but I just feel like our ranking systems are different.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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I feel like I tolerate more pain.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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And also, you know, redheads have a lower tolerance for pain.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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you're so jealous that we have that because that's like so true because like you should have that it's so true people know i'm in more pain because i have a lower tolerance i also meant to tell you maybe you're a trans redhead i'm definitely i definitely am i meant to tell you that when i went outside like i just had to let romeo roam free in your house so like if there's a duty like we'll just we'll figure it out together that's fine like i don't even care if romeo makes a duty like i just feel bad for you because then like you your party has to not you have to clean up you know i'll call ben

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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And, like, the stain. Like, you guys have to take care of it. But, like, I'm not mad about it as long as it gets taken care of.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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You should have just left him in the backyard. He can't get out. So true. He's so happy. I don't know.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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It's his last day. No, it just seems a little scary.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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I guess, like, sometimes I do get coyote spottings on, like, the neighborhood. You do? Alert. Yeah. My neighbor, my next door neighbor saw a coyote, like, a year ago. So, no, we can't leave Romeo outside.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Well, you don't have... Like, they can play it, but, like, for an hour uninterrupted, no.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Yeah, it's really crazy out here.

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Well, yeah, because also this lawyer, Busby, he was the one who was like, there are big names and you're going to hear about them and everyone it's coming to light. And then literally two days later, he was like. You were not going to be sharing the names on these.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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We just had so much fun on stage. The crowd was amazing. The girlies were swirling. Everyone, of course, has always looked so beautiful. We were getting tagged in stories all day from like the pool and the casino and everyone was having so much fun. It was just like a great night out. Also, my friend who was at the show. Yeah, a different friend, actually, because I have two.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Yes, but like he kind of in that, like I remember we shared that story. Busby said like the names are coming to light. And then literally two days later, Busby said the names are not coming to light. Maybe like he was being like,

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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I don't know. We'll talk about it, and then Busby is, like, defending Buzz's self, like, and his credentials.

The Toast

Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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I thought three would be the same.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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We looked at the menu before you went. And I said, these are things I've never seen before.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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I understand. I have to pick up my Kindle today because we're recording Redheads this week. We are a week behind, but we will be there.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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Yeah. The Redheads are, it's a group of like dynamic, formidable women who have a lot going on in their lives.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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Yeah. So stick with us. New episode drops this week.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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Of course I did. I am so glad to be done with the show.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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So many stories. The result was shocking to me. And we had a lot of fun. And we also did so many stories that day. So if you're looking for certain stories that came out at the end of last week, like they're probably in that episode.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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And I just feel like today sometimes I feel really bad about spoilers. But today I feel like zoom out. You know, you got your little thing on a TV show. Wasn't even the finale. Like what that there was in says like right. OK, it's not a big deal.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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Yeah. So let's get into the story, shall we?

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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Because now we're talking about White Lotus.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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Let's do what we have to do in the Fast Five Stories that you need to know.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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Olivia Munn being the voice of the people.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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It really was. So head over to patreon.com slash a toast for that episode.

The Toast

Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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You know what I'm talking about? No, I haven't been in the men's room recently.

The Toast

Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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Okay, well, two things you won't be doing again.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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Our first story, some new couple news that has me a little confused, but Zoe Kravitz and Austin Butler are sparking dating rumors after their respective breakups from Channing and Kaya. But also after that video of them went viral.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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They're in a movie together, but also after she's been spotted with Noah Centennial.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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It's a kiss. It's called Caught Stealing. It's Darren Aronofsky, so of course it's gonna get steamy.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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Yeah. And I feel like it makes sense. They're both single. I could see her liking him because he's like young Channing and him liking her because, you know, she's connected.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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Get your things. I feel like that's it on the self-promotion for the day. Do you feel? Yeah.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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It is. It's so good, though.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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The co-stars have been spending time together over the past few weeks. Well, that could be because they're co-stars, but Super said that they get on very well and their chemistry is as good off-screen as it is on it. Austin and Zoe have been keeping it under the radar and aren't putting a label on anything yet. They're both very respectful of their ex-partners and just seeing how things go.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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I don't feel like he needs to be respectful of Kaya. Like, she's so moved on. She's fine. We need a new word for moved on. I just know she hates him. Zoe, like... She can do whatever she wants.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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He's fine. I'm still thinking of her ex-husband before Channing. I'm like, literally, that was a million years ago.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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But he's still there. I just know it. He's still at the restaurant for sure. She broke up with him. He loved her more than she loved him. If she wanted to be with him, they would be together.

The Toast

Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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Let me know when you're ready for a suggestion. Molly Mae. Yeah.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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I watched her trip to Italy. I watched them making pasta.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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Yeah, it's very surface. But that's enough.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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I have to offer a Rascal Flats recap, a little girls trip, girls weekend in Estero.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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Yeah, I saw like a leaked list of people who are going. They do that every year. It was like the most obvious people who go every year.

The Toast

Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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There was nothing surprising like Kim Kardashian.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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There was someone interesting. who you might have found interesting. Oh, I feel like Nora Smith will be there this year. That's not what I saw, but she might be, but I literally, it was not an interesting list.

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Like there's always a fake list. But Kylie and Tiffany's names were next to each other. So I was like, I wonder if they'll walk together. That would really be like major for their relationship.

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They have to give it to us. We've waited long enough. We've been so patient and so respectful and so supportive. Stop it.

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She would look sick. I would love that. I'd rather see her up there shaking that thing.

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Also like we're always talking about her. We've just been talking about her so much. She's so top of mind. Yeah. That like she should be at the Met Gala if they want to do their jobs right. That's a big if. Yeah. Just a suggestion. So yeah, Austin and Zoe, I would support it if true.

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I know, but Claudia, like at a certain point.

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ends now it's the weekend recap what do they call it on weekend weekend update weekend update you guys Thursday night I went to rascal flats I actually crossed the state I know you're familiar with alligator alley but um I went that highway in Florida is fucking turn if you've okay so it takes you from like south Florida to west Florida east Florida west Florida

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No, no, no. That's not what I was going to say. He could so be a grifter.

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At some point, we have to move on from it. But I don't know. I can't.

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But also, she's 36 and he's 33, which I do like better than Noah Centennial. I think he was like 28 or something. Oh, same, same. I'm not losing sleep. I'm fine with this.

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Yeah, but I think she's a smart cookie. She'll figure it out quick. Correct. Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. It was actually a big weekend for science. The Oscars of Science took place at the Breakthrough Prize Gala in L.A. on Saturday, and a few things of note happened.

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I know. As beacons in the science community, we weren't there. However, new faces in the science world like Katy Perry and Lauren Sanchez attended the gala. And actually, James Corden hosted it. and he's making news because he made a cringy sex joke about Judi Dench, who is 90.

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Also Gwyneth Paltrow was there, but she is the face of science. So of course, Paris Hilton. Well, Goop is like science-y. She does like, she brought Wim Hof to the world.

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She might have been there, but like it was also a lot of celebrities like Jessica Chastain and Lizzo and Christina Aguilera and Olivia Wilde. Paris Hilton. I don't understand. Zoe Saldana.

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I'm seriously vomiting, especially like if I didn't get invited.

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Yeah, and instead I'm seeing, who's this? Patty Jenkins. Okay, what did Judi Dench do? Okay, no, James Corden made the joke about Judi Dench and it got a little cringe. Judi Dench, hold on, Pregnancy Brain has really hit me.

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Yeah, she is. Like Shakespeare in Love, Pride and Prejudice.

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That is sad. Well, OK, what was the joke? I was going to make a funny joke, but I won't say it. This is what he said. He said, tonight is the one night that Hollywood and science come together. Other than, of course, that one magical evening where Dr. Fauci had a one night stand with Dame Judi Dench.

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But the whole middle of the state is the Everglades and it's like swampland. So that highway, there's no towns to get off at. It's about 50 something miles with no fuel stops, no rest stops, no nothing. They call it Alligator Alley. There is one...

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It's disrespectful, like, to Judi Dench.

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I didn't realize this night is billed as Hollywood and science coming together. That would make sense as to, like, why Lizzo was there.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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No, it's just like up and down the East. Usually I'm just going up and down the East Coast, but we went to the West Coast for Rascalitos, something I would only do for my boys, Rascal Flats. We made a little girls trip. Satchel met us there. We stayed at a hotel in Estero and it was so beautiful. I've never been out to the West Coast of Florida. Me neither. Like Naples.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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It was very, very beautiful.

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The concert was amazing. Like those boys.

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I would not do what I did for any other performer on earth. Like, they are my favorite band. When I was there, I just wanted, like, more, more, more. It was, like, it fed my soul. Every song that they sing is so good. Gary just, like, seriously stands there and riffs, and it's, like, just...

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like what's the word showing off it's crazy and it's not even trying yeah and it was just it was amazing the energy was so good you could tell everyone in the arena just like loves rascal flats was lauren alaina one of your performers so we either missed her or she didn't perform because we got there but margo had said it was like chris lane then lauren alaina then rascal flats and we got there during chris lane and then it went straight into rascal flats so either she went first that night or we she didn't did she come out for life as a highway no

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You want to look cute. What's the point?

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Thank you, Saj Turt. You're welcome. Our fifth and final story is going to lead into our TV recap. It's a little White Lotus news because it just emerged that Woody Harrelson was actually set to be in the cast of this season of White Lotus.

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No, as either Rick or his friend Frank, who was then played by Sam Rockwell. And I actually think it would have been more Sam Rockwell playing

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because of what leslie bibbs said remember how it was like kind of it was like kind of last minute they were like in africa and then they started running his line so i think it fell through with woody harrelson and he just explained why because word on the street was that it was about the salary which we said on the patreon a story from the patreon oh you guys missed this but it was a good story last week they shared um everyone on the white lotus makes the exact same salary it's about forty thousand dollars an episode 322

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thousand so whether you're a newbie or not like too bad yeah you make the same and i think that keeps things like really clean there's no negotiation like it is what it is um and he said i was set to do the white lotus and was very excited unfortunately their production schedule shifted and conflicted with a pre-planned family vacation forcing me to make an extremely hard decision things must be meant to be though because i couldn't have done as fantastic as a job as sam who was killing it

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I just want to say, I think Sam Rockwell is doing great, but Woody Harrelson like literally would have done just as good. They're the same person. And same for if he played Rick.

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I don't know. What if it was like a wedding or something? Like, I think that's nice that if true, that Woody Harrelson like wouldn't mess with a preplanned family vacation. But if he has a lot of kids, maybe they're in school and it's just like, this is the only few weeks we can take. And dad showed up. I don't even know.

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I think if he were lying, he could have come up with a better lie.

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I don't know. I just I feel like we couldn't like you never know. And I think, yeah, it would have been a different project. But I just want to say if he were in the show, I know it's like, yeah, he would be distracting. He would have been perfect. It would have been great. People would be obsessed with him right now. And he'd be going viral like Walter Goggins is.

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Uh, we left. I told you I would leave at the encore.

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Yeah. And if they filmed the last episode before the first episode and they're tanner, then yeah.

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No, like there was two songs in the encore, Summer Nights, then Life is a Highway. And I left in the middle of Summer Nights and I felt good about that.

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That is interesting. Let's do White Lotus recap because the season three ended last night. We find out who's the killer, who got killed, what was the shooting. What were your thoughts?

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Oh, by the end, I really liked them.

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She was kind of the breakout star of the seat. There were a couple. Definitely. I feel like everyone's actually going by her. Like Patrick Schwarzenegger, Parker Posey. Oh, sorry.

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But then we just said Walter Goggins. We're saying everyone. By the way, my favorite is the other girly, her friend. Leslie Bibb? No. I don't even know what her name is. Chloe. Chloe.

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I love her. She's so pretty and dresses so and she's just like so funny. I love her.

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Yeah, I mean, they couldn't all be intertwined with the shooting. I just feel like the wind-up... None of them were. The wind-up was sadly not worth the time we put in.

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Well, I thought he was his father. I thought he was his father.

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No, and also like your life was so terrible and your life has been awful. But how do you have enough money to stay at this hotel?

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Yeah, this was the last weekend of the tour.

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Right. That was so weird. Or they'll at least get your girlfriend who they know is still. That was kind of a plot hole. The fact that he went back to the hotel with no sense of urgency about we have to get out of here. He's just like enjoying the breakfast spread. Are you crazy? You broke into her house and you threatened her husband with a gun and then you pushed over an old man.

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I thought that the man was going to be his father because that's like a great way to end it. And they were looking alike. But then when he went into the breakfast and said, like, your father was a piece of shit. Your mom, you know, she told you sold you a lie. I was like, oh, I guess not. I thought he was coming in the hotel to be like, Rick, I am your father. Got it.

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And then when he shot him, I was like, oh, and then he is your father. I'm like, well, damn, this is all for nothing.

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It was so funny. And then it's like the little brother, he said he could live without money, but he never said he could live without his entire family. Right. And then like him being the one.

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I know. But remember, like he's a teenager and like he's a boy and they are not going to wash anything.

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He might have thought it was Saxon's that Saxon already made.

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Maybe. But it was still gross. But like, honestly, I think the idea that a 60 year old boy would rinse out the blender first is more far fetched. But the fact that the father wouldn't rinse out the blender filled with poison is crazy. But he's on drugs. You have to remember he's high on lorazepam, which also brought him to wanting to kill his whole family.

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Yeah. She might've. It was just so amazing. I don't know what's next for the rascals. I'm so glad that they've come out of retirement to, um, like do this service work. I know they're actually very much a Christian band.

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Extra deaths on the side. And I also felt like the whole time I was holding out hope that things would get cleared up with the FBI for him. I feel like because they didn't have their phones, it was like, wait, you're really going to kill yourself, even though maybe like everything's going to be fine.

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The lie detector determined that was a lie because we did podcast together on Friday.

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It's realistic. No, they have to go home and deal with what has happened.

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I didn't realize how many of their songs are rooted in faith, rooted in faith, like about God, obviously God bless the broken road, but like stand is like, there are just so many faithful songs and they cry. No, I didn't cry. I was too like hyped up. I was like the adrenaline. Like I was there to rage. I was raging. But they are doing the world a service by bringing their music to the people.

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I understood. Like as much as you could explain something like that, I think that he did. But it obviously speaks to like a deep like lack of moral compass that he didn't know like the difference between helping out his brother and being disgusting.

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It's definitely a tough line.

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Previously, I thought he was like a serious pervert, like lock him up and throw away the key.

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But now I just think that he's like such a moron.

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So it was really pathetic, but I think as far as like the powerful monologues of the season, I think that that was the best written. Yes. And even though I don't think that time is as much of a testament to a life well lived as living well. So the wind up for her, she didn't fully drive the point home that she's happy because she's here.

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No, because I'm happy now. To be your friend.

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I'm like, I'm here. That's what she's saying. It was very like, small. Yeah.

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Because it was like an obvious truth that they've been saying like around her that she doesn't seem happy. She's put all of her eggs into work. That hasn't paid off for her. That's not fulfilling. And now she's just like being honest with them. And I think first being honest is like a good place to start.

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But I think it was actually a really powerful thing that she said about having no religion when you're like an a-religious person and you don't have that North Star in your life. It doesn't have to be God. It can be family. It can be It could be work if that works out. But without something like that, like, and you're really untethered, it's a very depressing place to be. Now,

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Guy Talk? I wish I had the gun because I would have shot him. And I really thought he was going to get himself killed. Towards the middle of the episode, I was like, oh, he's going to die because he's such an idiot.

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No, and the fact that he didn't tell anyone. That's not even you being violent is telling someone. And having justice be served. That was so stupid. I wish Lisa walks out the door.

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And I'm glad that they're like over this retirement phase and they're back together. I don't know what's next for them. But if you get the chance to see Rascal Flats across your state, even if you have to go and do it, it's healing for the soul. I'm so glad that I feel like I filled up my cup, you know, and I can just be a better me thanks to the Rascals.

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He's not good at- She knows what she wants.

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But what's also funny is that, like, he couldn't even see that, like, what she wants from him, which is to be driven and successful. Right. And he thinks, like, saying, I'm going to start over, like, that she's going to say anything other than, okay, gotta go. Yeah. And the wind up with him being the hero and winding up being the bodyguard, like he won't be a good bodyguard.

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Rick was walking so slow and he had literally no choice but to kill him because Srisala is yelling at him.

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10 seconds later. To kill him. And he still needed two shots. He will not be a good bodyguard. He will not be the man that Lisa might think that he is today. And also, but now Lisa, like, knows what's in his heart. She should have run. Now, did you watch a first season? Yeah.

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she said that she would start a business with, just like Tanya did to her.

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Yeah, no, it was definitely weird. Because I also feel like throughout the seasons, Belinda is meant to be a moral compass of the show. And so then to watch them extorting this guy to cover up his murder, that's not super moral compass-y.

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Yeah, he was. He was meant to be.

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U of what? He was like saying good stuff in the meeting, but with the wrong attitude. Agreed. Yeah, but he was saying good stuff.

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The robbery. But I do think like it was just, you know, an experience of growth. A week in their lives. Like Saxon is leaving the island a different man than when he arrived. Yeah.

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And I wasn't happy that Chloe died. Me neither. Or that even Rick died because. Her name isn't Chloe. It's Chelsea. Chelsea. Chloe's a girl you like. Chloe lives. Can I put her in the next season?

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Even though Ben is now a meditator.

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I just. And he meditated at the spa this weekend.

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I saw his story. He sounds like a changed man. Have you noticed a difference in him as a man? I kind of have. Really? What would you say are the differences? She's very tempered. Interesting. Yeah.

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It's definitely like a healthy hobby.

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Yeah, so pray for him. And pray for us for having watched that season of White Lotus. It did not deserve our time. And I know everyone's so excited and they're like, see?

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Now I remember why I skipped season two because I think I felt this way coming off of season one.

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That's so funny. I feel like they announced where the next season is going to be. Did they? Yeah. And before, I think I saw what it is, but I just want to double check.

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For the fourth season, I want to get a little bit out of crashing waves against rocks vernacular. That's funny.

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They're going on location scouting in the next couple of weeks, so we'll know soon. I can't really say where we're going to land, but chances are somewhere in Europe. I saw someone guessing Mykonos. Oh, that would be good. Yeah. That still waves on rocks, but. Oh, maybe like Barcelona, like a walking town. Yeah. Luxury. So they have a partnership with Four Seasons.

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And so Four Seasons has European locations in London. No. Paris. No.

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Yeah. And where it's not like everyone's in the city all day. So they're not like in their hotel. In the hotel. They just go there to sleep. Geneva, Budapest, Athens, Madrid and Portugal.

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Those kind of all sound not the vibe.

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Yeah, where it's like all-inclusive resort.

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Okay. Understood. That's a nice way to say it. I actually like, and they're two of my favorites. So I feel like I can say like when something's like not my favorite, it was shocking. It could, it should have been better. It's not on my like songs. Maybe there is. Yeah, Mayberry's really good. But now when they say I'm moving on at the concert, I heard myself singing it like Kelly.

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The general population. It's true. But we can't not talk about what we did on Friday because it was so important to the development of this show. Don't you feel?

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Doing Kelly's notes. So it's made an impact. That's Kelly. That's Kelly, yeah.

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Gary, formerly known to you as Rascal.

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girlies it's the toast it's jackson claude and we're your hosts it's your favorite show the fast five things you need to know we'll start your day off swirly it's the toast they sound amazing

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That's like half the, like you knew that, you learned that one day. You used to think that. We all used to think that. Yeah, when I was six. I knew his name was Gary, but I thought that it was so weird. It wasn't crazy that you ever thought that it was Rascal because Rascal is a name.

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It's hard to be misunderstood. That's a really like frustrating feeling.

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Gary, the lead singer, who everyone knows is cousins with Jay.

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No, that made it better for me. They were talking about being cousins and starting this band. So I think third guy, and he... got a DUI and he talked about it during the show and was very honest about what he's been through.

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And I think there was a time where like maybe the two of them were getting fed up with number three because he wasn't spinning out of control, you know, being the professional that they needed him to be. And they took time off, but now that he's sober and he's ready to work, they can all work well together. And I thought the dynamics were really great.

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And everyone was just like focused on the music and, I thought it was, I had no red flags, none. It wasn't like you seeing Little Mix.

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But I'm glad to know that they're cousins because that keeps people together. You know, if you're three strangers and you just walk away from each other one direction. But if you're blood, you can come back together, Jonas Brothers.

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Yeah, the only thing that's shocking to me is like that they're not playing stadiums. Like who on this earth doesn't love Rascal Flatts?

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I mean, we know that this world is filled with sick individuals. I just never realized how many.

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Better tickets, better prices, guaranteed.

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I didn't enjoy that much. I feel like it was a reasonable amount. I really tried to like just I was having so much fun. I took some videos because I like to watch them like, you know, and have the memory. But I just wanted to be there.

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I just like, I was there for me, like not for social media.

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Yeah. And I do feel like sometimes when you go to like a sweet concert, like people feel responsible. Like I, like you want to show people. I remember watching some concerts that I couldn't go to. I watched them on Instagram and I enjoyed it. You know, it's like you're doing it for the people. But you know what? I think people would understand. Plus Margo's there filming.

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Yeah. So you could see it. Or you could just go see Rascal Flatts and support them. You could. You could.

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Well, you went to this hotel that is so Pardulish.

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But it was also a different hotel then. It was the Grace Mayflower, and it wasn't owned by Aubergine like it is now. They had a rebrand and a re-everything.

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It looks like a boys' school. Yeah, yeah. I could see it.

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I still want to know what house they stayed in in Vermont. In Vermont. That was the biggest house I ever saw.

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That's so funny. That's also funny because when I was there, I got a Downton vibe.

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We never made it to town. And it's Litchfield, right?

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I feel like you're so valid in that I know I wouldn't like it either.

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However, I feel like the elk of people who love Gilmore Girls are like good people who I don't want to hurt. Do you know what I mean?

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I'm just saying when you trash their show, like you're hurting them.

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because when Zach and I went a few years ago and it was like still in like COVID. Cause I remember like it was masky. I just remember being bored and hungry. I felt like there was a scarcity of food, but I did. Cause there's like one restaurant. Right. And so no, no. How many? Okay. Two restaurants. I feel like I only remember one. And so I just remember being hungry.

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So if my laugh is like deep and hearty today, enjoy it.

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That's so funny because mine was such a low register. A low. I had a low laugh.

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Yeah, it's been like a week, even though time is just a contract really at this point. We did both watch the Golden Globes last night. Usually that'd be first story, but it's actually gonna be third because like not everyone watch and we need to talk about like Paige and Craig first and foremost.

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Listen, I've got 128 gigs on the curd.

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Like she doesn't watch Real Housewives of New Jersey, never has. And not only is it not like Teresa, I think she would recognize Teresa Giudice, but like someone's ex-husband, she had no idea who this man was who's talking to her, telling her how wonderful she is.

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And I do love him. Even if he got it for me, like I wouldn't have been happy. Everyone else got like tangible things.

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thoughtful gifts like custom mugs like so sweet etsy vibes right so we do need to talk about this year who ben got i actually got ben yeah what you got and he did he didn't open his gift and he left it at my house oh my god yeah that's so rude i kind of it was hard because some people were traveling and some people were local so i knew that like he might not take it home with him which i didn't expect him to so i was like what's something that if he leaves here i wouldn't mind having but he can use while he's here yeah and it was a it was like a little putting green yeah so cute

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Also, you can't deal with the current state and the congestion pricing. You know, I didn't know if I wanted to talk about the congestion tax today because it actually consumed- You don't want to start the new year off on a negative note, but the governor decided to.

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Wait, what's worse? What's worse? The fact that he got you like such a lackluster gift or like it's something I could have helped you and he didn't give it to you sooner.

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By the way, even if it was like a life-saving device and coccidinia goes away when you sit on it, like that's not a Secret Santa present.

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Yeah, and what I got to keep meaning to share, because I do think it's going to be a big part of my journey through life, is Olivia got me a butter churner. What's the brand? It's, like, very legit. I don't know. I feel like you told me it went viral. Everybody uses it, yeah. So it's that like mason jar with the handheld turner and you can churn your own butter.

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So that's what I'll be doing in 2025. And a matching butter dish. So Olivia basically said, get back in the kitchen, woman. Yeah, she said, you're not doing enough. Like we need more. Oh, this bread is good, but have you tried it with your own butter? Correct. So my next year I'll be suffering from probably arthritis from all of the churning.

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If the ticket that he doesn't use rolls over into the next month and then he has two tickets that month, then can it be free for companion? Okay, so I didn't read the bylaws. I don't know. All I know is that it rolls over. I'll call and ask. And then I actually thought Margo did the best and she kind of always crushes.

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She got Olivia and she got her like a bunch of custom like cookware stuff from Etsy. She's really good. She is really good. And what else? Like tea towel stuff, other stuff.

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And last year she did that too. She got Zach and she got him a mug, like a custom dad mug and that hat, that olive hat, which he loves. Secret Santa is so fun.

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Local office, Mayor Turdy. I see it. You know what?

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No, but he thought about his actions all year. I think he needs a presentation. What is Secret Santa? What is the goal here?

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It did feel really long. It just feels so unfamiliar to be sitting here. Like I forgot my routine. I forgot the way that things go, but welcome back everyone. Welcome to the new year. Welcome to 2025. Welcome to season eight.

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Well, so for me, like some of the things in his counter suit, like tell his side of like the two sides of what happened and some things like, I'm like, oh, okay, well that's how Justin sees it. But I just keep coming back to the birth scene. Like him telling a woman who's given birth four times that women give birth naked.

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And by the way, that's the video that he made Blake watch that was considered the pornography. And so that's him countering saying we didn't show pornographic videos. It's my wife giving birth. It's beautiful.

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Yeah, yeah, but I'm like, okay, but the fact that you made her watch that to tell her how to give birth and then didn't have a closed set and wanted her to be naked, like- No, here, by the way- I stand where I stand.

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The birth scene- Women don't give birth naked.

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We'll get into it. We'll get into it. So there's a lot to discuss. And if your fave story didn't make the cut this today.

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Maybe tomorrow. But these were like the five that I didn't have to pick stories. They picked themselves. What I've been waiting to discuss. Yeah. So now I think without further ado, here are the fast five stories that you need to know.

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I'm only familiar with Tamron Judge. And I'm only familiar with Aaron. But Tammany Hall is actually like a big New York historical story of serious corruption in the New York government. Boss Tweed and Tammany, you never heard of them? No, but I'm telling you. You never heard of Boss Tweed?

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Yeah, it's the first form of breast milk, but it's much, much thicker and less quantity.

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I'm so ready. First story, Paige DeSorbo and Craig Conover has split after three years of dating. Paige announced on her podcast Giggly Squad on December 30th that she and Craig have, quote, decided to no longer be together. She said, it's weird. It's very weird. I wasn't expecting this. Obviously, when we first started dating, you don't think, oh, what will happen? Will we get married?

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Will we not? You're just kind of like in this relationship. She didn't reveal what caused the breakup, but hinted that there wasn't strife. She, you know, um, went on and on about how he's such a good person. He was such a good boyfriend. Like she has only wonderful things to say about him, but it just doesn't work out.

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And I think for people who have been following their relationship and watching both shows, especially this most recent episode of Southern charm, weirdly was very Craig and page heavy.

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Um, I think it's like pretty clear why has happened here. Everyone was like waiting for them to move in together and take the next step in their relationship. But like their lives are just in different places and neither one of them can, um,

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or wants to budge move and budge and and you can make the case for either one why Craig needs to be in Charleston and why Paige needs to be in New York and so without that then you can't move forward you can't get engaged if you don't live together and you can't live together if you can't commit to one city so I just feel like you know they realize that and also their timelines might not be exactly the same and and as he gets older like that is probably something that he's thinking of you

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Isn't that crazy? Wow. No, that's so crazy to go to the doctor. Yeah.

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No, I know. I'm so upset. And I feel like in the beginning I was always like, well, Paige will move to Charleston and like whenever Paige is ready to do that, then they'll do that. But then like the last year or so, like Craig was spending so much more time in New York. And also on Watch What Happens Live, like people were asked, who do you think will move?

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And everyone was saying like, Craig is going to move to New York. So I'm like, okay, well, Craig is going to move to New York. And I guess he just can't. And he just opened a bar. I know he's like a partner in a bar now in Charleston. Obviously the show is in Charleston. Sewing Down South is based in Charleston. Like, you really can't move.

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But she's also expressed that she wants to be close to her family. She cried on Summer House talking about the idea of leaving her mom, like just is so upsetting to her. But the reason why this is so shocking is because I feel like these are two people who like really, really not only love each other, but like each other. And like, I feel like the absence of one another from each other's lives.

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Like I actually, not to sound like in denial, I can see them getting back together. Just being like, life isn't worth it. You know, like whatever it is, they'll make it work. Cause I feel like, how do you go from having like this best friend and like, they liked each other. A lot of couples, they don't even like each other. They love each other, but they don't like each other.

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Like they really, like they talk all the time. Like they were together most days of the week. They really made it work. Like, I feel like they're really going to miss each other. I hope so.

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Ben just like talks weird. I guess if I said to say it on the show with two people that people are really reading into, like, yeah, I understand how people arrived at that conclusion, but also just know like there, it could also just be that there's nothing like leading in what he's saying.

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Yeah, that was, like, Zach Bryan and the election. Like, you cannot bury this. Some things are too big. Right. I'm devastated. Or maybe they thought that, like, by the time, like, the new year picks up, like, today, like, we would have moved on. But, like, we can't. Until we properly lay it to rest. Still at the restaurant.

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And I also feel like we will get to a place where we as people, of course, they're already there probably, where we are like, this was sort of the best, like this is what needed to happen. They'll go on and do great things and hopefully find love and find joy. But until like there, like today, just saying like sad. And Southern Charm this week was so crazy.

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Like it was a lot about like Craig changing, Austin being like, why don't we go to the bar, buddy? And like classic. Craig's like, I'm almost 40, that's why. Yeah. Craig froze his sperm. He talks about his relationship with Paige.

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He froze his sperm because he had this fear of something happening to him where he could no longer have kids.

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There are men out here getting women pregnant.

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Yes, it was more so of a freak thing happening where he could no longer, so he froze his sperm. Kind of like an intrusive thought. Yeah, yeah, but it's like, okay, freeze it. Pop off. Literally.

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And he's talking about, you know, the timetable and how where he thought he'd be, but he fell in love with Paige and, you know, it just really, I feel like if you want to know why they broke up, like it's that, like they thought that they could surmount these really big things and they're kind of insurmountable.

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I can't get into this. So for people who don't live in the city though, I just want to like explain what it is because I don't live in the city and you explain to me what it is. Let me explain. Because everyone's saying congestion tax, congesting tax. Like what does that practically mean? How do you get charged? When do you get charged?

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And beyond that, like New York or Charleston are not even Alaska. Like you can do, they really could do what they were doing.

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But then it's like, and I've realized this recently about me and you, because we have so, we have such different ideas of like what our dream life looks like, like in terms of like a home. And like, what if there are two people who are like that? Like, where do, if you and I were married, where would we live?

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Cause I know, but like, I would not be happy living in a city.

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So maybe they're just like a Jackson and Claude when it comes to like your idea of what a charmed life looks like.

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Trust us, we've looked. But then, okay, say we're moving to Nashville. Not to make Craig about us. Craig and Peg. Like, would you be happy in Franklin?

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I'm upset. I understand. However, I'm finding the hope and the joy in thinking about their futures separately. Craig will be engaged.

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Yes, also Craig is a few years older than Paige and those few years are very critical in life and also in this situation because he's nearing 40 and he like wants to be, yes, men can be dads whenever, but he wants to be a dad in this time. And Paige still has like a few years before she's there and feeling that way. And I just... I feel like three years was the max they could give it.

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The longest they could stretch. It's like shit or get off the pot. That's exactly what it is.

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Let's see what happens this season. I do agree with you. I'm like, if she didn't go back on summer house, like her life would not change whatsoever. In fact, her summers would be freed up. She could go to Europe.

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Yes, I agree. For other Bravo stars, BravoCon is the biggest thing in their year for her to drag.

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Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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Yeah. Yeah. No, it's very true. But anyways, like excited to see what she does next, especially as like now she's sat, she's focused on Paige.

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But like it's still too raw for both of like. Yeah. But I'm excited to see. I just feel like we can't talk that way like yet.

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Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. Let me pull up my notes. Speaking of disrespectful and rude, Justin Baldoni is filing a $250 million lawsuit against the New York Times over the Blake Lively story. So while we were off, if you're a patron, you're all caught up. But while we were off, Blake Lively filed a lawsuit against...

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Justin, Wayfarer Studios, PR and New York Times, they had the exclusive. They wrote up the whole thing.

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Yes, and they are suing the New York Times. They wrote a 4,000 word piece titled, We Can Bury Anyone. And it showed how Justin and his team buried Blake and everything that happened this summer. So Turi and I, of course, felt so vindicated. You have to read everything that's in there before we get into all of this, but I feel like everyone is caught up. So that's where we were at.

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Yes. Also, Justin was dropped by WME, which was his agency and also Blake's agency. But beyond that, what other retribution did you see? His podcast host left the podcast, which, by the way, we need to add that to the list of things buoying us that we need to. No, no, no, no, no. I can't.

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hang anything on this person who left his podcast who podcasted with him for so many years and championed him as a male feminist and then the minute like things got went south for him she left like so were you lying that whole time or you didn't know who your podcast host was or you're just going you're going with the tides like I need clarification that was where we left the patreon too like okay unscrupled but that's also like is that not your boy for me that's a big pillar in this story

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Also, he's filing a lawsuit against the New York Times over the story that they wrote because they say that that story does not have the whole story. So he's rebutting a couple of those, like, heinous accusations that we stated, and this is just inside. So the accusation that he repeatedly entered her makeup trailer uninvited while she was undressed, including while she was breastfeeding.

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He, um... He said that he, like she pumped a lot breastfed in meetings and he invited her into her trailer when she was pumping in the past. So any like disability that he had into her breastfeeding and pumping like was, she was, that was what was happening.

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Yeah, I'm coming in my trailer if you wanna work out our lines.

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Breastfeeding in a public place. Like say she was breastfeeding in a meeting. So it's like, Oh, she had her titty out. Like you can, That's better, you're consenting. No, but also, whether or not she had her boob out, you can know you're breastfeeding in public and do it in a way that's covered up, but when you're breastfeeding in private, you don't care that you're out.

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Someone walking in on you breastfeeding in private is not gonna look the same as you knowingly doing it in public.

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Yeah, yeah. You can breastfeed in public. People breastfeed in public all the time, and more often than not, the way you breastfeed in public looks different than private.

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Yeah, so all in all, the lawsuit states that it was Blake who allegedly embarked on a strategic and manipulative smear campaign using false sexual harassment allegations to assert unilateral control over every aspect of the production.

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The lawsuit also accuses her husband, Ryle Reynolds, of allegedly berating Justin during a heated meeting at their Tribeca penthouse in New York in which he accused the director of fat shaming his wife.

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Yes, and I think what Justin would say to that, he had like a back thing.

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We didn't need a lift. This isn't dirty dancing.

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If your job requires you to ask a woman what she weighs, like unless you're the doctor, You're in the long, like, that's just not what we're gonna do. Especially given the context, she just had a baby and like, you cast her for this role. You see her, you see what it entails. You're the fucking director.

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It's not like she's got like lead in her feet, weight that you can't see.

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so wrong, like we talk about the tax all day, but to be charged more because you don't have the E-ZPass which you have to pay for and which you might not need other than this one time, that's insane, but go on.

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Yeah, also then the situation, so there's all these like,

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things that happened disputes but then there's also this larger thing of like there were two different cuts of the movie Blake like made her own movie and like I just think that the disputes like they go so like the they could go back and forth all day and also like Blake's alleging like sexual harassment I think Justin is saying like those things were in sexual harassment and then like people are like aren't you the male feminist like how are you going to tell a woman like what sexual like it's so messy it is so messy there are a lot of things in the complaint that don't personally interest me like

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No, I know it doesn't interest us, but like they are germane to the whole story. So I'm just saying like the whole story is so much bigger. And then in this complaint, Justin is saying that Blake was going to, you know, come out with these sexual harassment allegations. That's why he hired that PR firm that then... grassroots did all that.

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Now he looks bad for doing that, but you know, he's like, well, she was going to do it to me. So it's like him or her.

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But now I'm sort of going back to like the original. I feel like it's just like when people are choosing sides, like they're choosing a difference of like the two personalities. Some people just like want Justin Baldoni to be this like,

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male hero that they know and they think he's hot and they like see all this shit that he says and does and they're like oh I love and like for me that's just like not my not for me that's not how I see Justin Baldoni his like charms have not worked on me right so I think these are like two people who were not going to get along who were in like a really crazy environment where they're having to like do all these things they're both have their own

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things that they're worried about him and his back, her and her breastfeeding. And it's a recipe for fucking disaster. And it doesn't change how I see the situation because what they did to her with all the media campaign and offset and offset, like, yeah, I don't know.

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Right, like doesn't mean that you had to, like you hired, she's an A-list actress. Like you wanted the biggest name in romantic comedy.

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That's what you got. Yeah, like, I'm sorry. This is not the time to talk about- Thanks for ruining our favorite fucking book. Because now this book is ruined. The movie is ruined. I never saw the movie and I'm never going to because how could I even watch the movie?

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There is no sequel. It's over. You guys ruined it. Let's see if Kelly Hoover ever gets another movie in her life. What a mess. And the thing is, sometimes things are dramatic and don't worry, darling, where it helps the hype of the movie. But nobody wants to touch this. Even at the Golden Globes, one, it should have been nominated for Best Picture. Blockbuster.

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And they should have been there. And I think Blake and Ryan were going to go to the Golden Globes and then didn't. Like this thing is so messy. And Nikki Glaser said she wouldn't even joke about it because nobody even knows like what is true. Who's the villain? Like it's just a mess. You guys ruined the fun for everyone. We were so excited about this movie. We've been talking about it for years.

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And this is where we ended up. I, and I think as far as ruining the movie, like I blame him. He was the director.

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And this, like now the two suits for me kind of like knock each other out. And I go back to how I felt, not entirely, but I'm just like back to how I felt in the summer where it's like, I just, I'm with her. I'm with her.

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The people who built the city are actually very smart. It's the little pedestrian squares in the middle of Time Center. By the way, Claudia, like you're at the point in your life, and it was my point too when I was pregnant, that you have to watch Ken Burns, New York. You have to. For what you're talking about.

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I feel like for people like his lawsuit counters her lawsuit and kind of explains every charge that they felt like they needed to be mad about. So then they also go back to how they were feeling this summer and they're with him.

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And you actually need to see how brilliantly the city was planned in order to really appreciate how downhill things have gone. It's time.

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Okay, last night, Golden Globes, we've got the winners, we've got the moments, last Let's get into it. You wanna start with winners and then we'll shoot off from there? No, let's start with Nikki Glaser.

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By the way, I'd be fine if they rotated the Jimmys and it was good. And it was great, and it was great, but it's not been. And so it was Nikki Glaser's turn.

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And it kind of hurts people who aren't the biggest comedians to ever do it again. They're not going to take a chance on someone. And they did.

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You might've been biased in your review. However, this is not biased.

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We got so much Kylie because she gave us so much Timothy. And I thought that bit with Adam Sandler and Timothy was just like funny. It's like, we're not making fun of everyone. Like it's just a funny moment. people really struggle between like being so soft and not saying anything. And then also you could go like, you know, I'm going to rip into everyone in this room, which is going to kill.

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And if, if you're funny about it, but like to find the medium where it's like, we're going to talk about everything and also be funny while not like being nasty. She was so good, but also talking about certain elephants in the room, roasting the celebrities at large. I loved when she said like, we could be living through history.

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Like we could be watching these clips in five days being like, they got the guy. It's so true.

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No, I'm also really nervous because this studio has seen a lot of people in the last three weeks, a lot of different setups. And so I'm hoping everything is parched. Just keep your eye on all your materials throughout the show. I'm keeping my eye on my materials for sure. And the last person in here was Ben.

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No, not at all. Her saying Betty Blanca was here because of the genie who granted him that wish.

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No, and she could also tell she was so comfortable. She didn't care if the people in the room were gonna find her funny, which I think they, I don't even know if they did, because I wasn't paying attention to them either. It's true. It was like she knew she was working for us, the viewer. That's the hard part. She was joking for us. She wasn't like Joe Coy, like you're gonna laugh or tough crowd.

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She was literally ignoring everyone in the room, which is the most important room in her field. and just really catering to the viewers at home. And you could tell she felt really comfortable. She felt like so cool. Like it was just like cool girl comedy.

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While also it's like in this moment, the a thousand people in the room don't matter. You're playing to us, but those people matter for your career. So like you have to tow that line too of not pissing them off. And I thought she just did it brilliantly. Have her host everything. We got like so many looks, which is always fun for the girlies. She had the glamor. She had everything like seriously.

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She, like I felt like she was having fun, which typically everyone talks about this job, the hosting job is like the most thankless job. It's so dreadful. It's like you don't pass it up because it's a good opportunity, but nobody wants to do it. Like she was happy to be there.

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Yeah, I'm gonna go back and watch some stuff. Again, I feel like as we talk about people, I'll remember jokes that she made because it was Parge.

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I actually, overall thoughts on the Golden Globes though, I... I watch the whole thing, which tells you everything you need to know. Usually I watch every award show because that's what we do and then I turn it off when it either offends me or seriously bores me and I'm like, this is a bad use of my time. I watch till the end. I watch them getting up out of their chairs.

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Not to say that I loved it so much. My only issue with the show is I felt like every, mostly, like 90% of the awards went to the wrong people. Not that I saw any of the movies. I just want to say it was just vibe.

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like based on vibes vibes and like knowing the actors and seeing some of the reviews like I think Amelia Perez won a lot of awards like the things that I've seen about that movie not only the Spanish speaking debacle which we discussed which I thought would make it like take it out of the running of seriousness um the reviews are like I've just seen people being like no no the movie is so bad so much so that I actually want to watch it just to make sure but you know my time is precious

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That is so funny. I didn't even know that. I keep getting like piecemeal information about this movie. Of course, the Spanish speaking controversy, which I really thought would take it out of contention. Like that kind of, that's like inauthenticity. We don't do that, you know? So I was shocked that it won so many things. And of course I didn't see it and I've heard bad things.

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And I love that. I saw a bit of E red carpet and every interview that I saw, like no awkward moments, like no butt clenching. I feel like the flow of conversation is like so hard in those moments. And like, that's what makes someone really great. And I thought everyone that I saw

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did a really good job and like, it was just conversation and the talent was having fun and they felt comfortable and the hosts like Heather and Zuri, like they just did a really good job. So much so like I shouldn't have so many thoughts on the actual dialogue, you know? Yeah, and Zuri is very beautiful. We should be like making fun of what the celebrity answers are. Let's get back to those times.

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So to make it more expensive to drive- So it all goes back to the MTA.

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I was going to mention it, but like- I just, I didn't want it to like eclipse everything she did last night, you know? Now we can go for the winner, sorry. Oh, but the fashion. Did you want to talk about the fashion on the red carpet or just the carpet itself?

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Yeah. So backwards to forwards, best motion picture, musical or comedy. So in the Oscars, this is one category, best motion picture. At the Gold Globes, it's two. We had best motion picture, musical or comedy. And that went to Amelia Perez.

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Yeah, I didn't see any of the other movies except for Wicked. And I don't think Wicked should have won for this. I love Wicked and it's the only movie that I saw. But like, you know, I can acknowledge that like other movies could be the best in this category. Anora, Challengers, A Real Pain and The Substance.

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I never heard of Anora until last night.

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I don't know. But also, do smaller budget productions have to cut corners on stuff like that? Bitch, I don't give a fuck. Get rid of craft services. I'm imagining it's like an indie movie. I don't think it is. Get rid of craft services. Starve. Casting through lighting.

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Yeah. Next, best motion picture drama went to The Brutalist, which was the Adrian Brody movie, which from the awards show, two things emerged that I want to maybe watch. And I added to my plate The Brutalist and Shogun. I think I would start with Shogun. I think I would like that the best.

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But yeah, I will never get over that. I need more jokes about Adrian Brody at award shows so that I could get more eyes on Adrian and Georgina. And when he won, I was like, is he going to mention? And it's so crazy because like she's Harvey Weinstein's ex-wife for those who don't know. But she's also the founder of Marquesa. Like, she's a very accomplished woman. She's so beautiful.

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But I'll get over it. She went from Harvey to Adrienne. So she's, like, loving life. No, seriously, she deserves peace. And not only did he say, like, shout-out to Georgina. Like, he gave her such a glowing... They've been together for a while now. They've been together three years now. And I just, I really, really ship.

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So The Brutalist looks good because it's about some architect who emigrated, Jewish, who emigrated from Hungary to the US and- built his career. It's a three and a half hour movie though, so you know Turdy's not seeing it.

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both and then he left that is so funny it was a humbling moment I think he referenced it last night in his acceptance speech because he said like a few years ago like I thought I was done and there was that was a theme and I love when this happens like Demi Moore won best actress and she's been a working actress for 40 years and she's never won an award like this so like I that reminded me of Jennifer Coolidge when like

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someone just gets their shine and their moment. And then for Adrienne Brody, I'm like- Right, exactly. I'm like, if Adrienne Brody felt like he couldn't act anymore, like who can? No, it's so true. I loved Demi Moore's speech. Me as well. And I won't watch her movie with Margaret Qualley, but it looks like interesting.

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I know these things don't just happen. I know, but it's just like you said about Paige, like when you're Annie McDowell's daughter and you're that gorgeous and talented, like do you also have to have a busting personality? No.

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And I think that when we have the Nepo baby conversation and we talk about people who only got to where they got because of their parents and not for their talent, we also need to talk about this category of person, like even Gwyneth Paltrow.

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Making moves. Best motion picture animated went to Flow. Best cinematic and box office achievement went to Wicked, which is the award that it should win if it was going to win any award. And they added it last year, I think, for Barbie. Yeah. So we got to have our Wicked moment.

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Like it's- And I actually, even though Wicked was really the only piece of work that I saw in the entire show, so you would think, I think it should win everything. They didn't even need this. It's nice that the girls were nominated so that they could go to the show and Wicked could be included in these conversations.

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But it's like, I'm okay without Wicked having, or if Barbie hadn't had that moment, like- You know, you made all the money. Enjoy that. These people have a statue.

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Why do you feel like the Golden Globes is more artistic than the Oscars?

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By the way, I think the fact that it's TV and film is what makes it a really good award show now. Because to us, it's the same thing. I don't know which of these is a movie, which of these is a show. And we get to cover more categories. We get to see more people. And the Oscars then kind of feels like half of this.

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That will never not be like the single greatest piece of art that we've been given as consumers. I tend to agree. Yeah. I want to watch it again. Best motion picture, non-English language, Amelia Perez, France. So make it make sense. Best performance by a female actor in a motion picture drama, Fernando Torres, I'm Still Here. That's a big category and I did not know her. Me neither.

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Best performance by a male actor in a motion picture drama, our boyfriend, Adrian Brody, The Brutalist. The only reason why I would have liked to see Timothee Chalamet win is to see if he would thank his lady love.

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I can't believe the movie came out. I know. It's gotten nominated. Like enough time has passed for it to be in the nominations because I feel like we're still talking about them filming it. He's seen on the streets with a guitar case.

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Okay. Best performance by a female actor in a motion picture, musical or comedy to me more of the substance, which I thought was such a great moment.

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They need $10 billion, but they spent 500 million on cameras. How much should Uber and Lyft campaign?

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Yeah. I missed all that, but I'm happy to be here now. And she's also in Landman, so it just feels like she's pounding the pavement. Landman's on my plate. Oh, and Billy Bob Thornton was there. Billy Bob Thornton. So was Angelina. That's really crazy. I know. That's really crazy. Best performance by a male actor in a motion picture, musical, or comedy. Sebastian Stan, A Different Man.

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Best performance by a female actor in a supporting role, motion picture. Zoe Saldana, Amelia Perez, which was exciting for her. It's the same Demi Moore vibe.

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And then best TV series, Shogun. So I think I'm watching Shogun. Yeah, Ben will not like let me rest until we watch it. Okay, great. Maybe we could like do it together. Yeah. Best TV series, musical or comedy, Hacks. Always a good choice. Love to see Jean Smart and Hacks like constantly getting their flowers. Like it's just a good safe choice.

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By the way, best TV limited series, Baby Reindeer, which I need to know your thoughts.

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Everything that we're watching is making us uncomfortable. Like please bring back just like regular, dagular, bright shows. And Liz was posting about this too. And that's always what I say. Everything that I watch like makes, it's just like depressing and dark. And that's not how I want to feel.

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The thing that isn't though is reality TV. And I think that's why when I have a chance to watch TV, I watch a lot of reality TV. It's just like fun. Can we bring back fun? And I think that's why people love movies like Wicked and Barbie movie where it's just like bright and fun. And like, not everything has to be dark all the time. These things are supposed to be an escape. A thousand percent.

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That was the sideline reporters was a crazy touch and the fun facts.

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Let the courts duke it out. More? You want more? More?

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Okay. Like you get the gist. It was fine.

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Yeah. It kicked off award season. So we'll have like more of this. And it was totally fine, which is like, that's the headline. It was totally fine.

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Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Totally switching gears. Yes. Because love is in the air perchance. Molly Mae and Tommy Fury were spotted kissing on New Year's Eve five months after they split. So right now is actually like high time for Molly Mae fans. I'm wearing maybe today. That's just a complete coincidence. It's a fun fact about you. Her docuseries is coming out in two short weeks.

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It's all about maybe the Tommy split, the Molly of it all. But now they're spotted kissing on New Year's Eve. Like what does this mean? Was what he did forgivable? Why were we all under the assumption it wasn't?

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But we don't even know what he did. Yeah, we do. Because just based on that freaky girl. That girl. Did you see the other- And that's just one person's story. By the way, I think I sent you a video of that girl talking about her dirty underwear.

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I just want to say, I am also not believing that girl at face value. You're holding space for her being a liar? She looks like a big fat liar. Like one of the most morally bankrupt people I've ever witnessed on my phone. But we do know that he did cheat. Yeah, yeah. I don't think he didn't cheat. But anyway, so we don't know exactly what happened. She literally dropped him in a day.

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It was that bad. And now she's kissing him on New Year's Eve. Now, is it just like a friendly, nostalgic kiss? What brought them to the same party?

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You can't just say shit. I guess. I don't believe that girl at face value, not at all. However, maybe- Do you think everything she's saying is a lie? But like what, maybe there's a percentage of truth. But what if, say this, what if Tommy has a drinking problem? Not to slander him, but don't worry, we'll work through it.

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No, it's like too many people are hopping the turnstiles that's making it unprofitable. Maybe fix that problem. Don't charge the people who are paying more.

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What if Tommy has a really bad drinking problem and he gets drunk and he sleeps with four or five girls in one night? And now he, in the last five months, like he has seriously gone to rehab, gotten sober. And like, when he doesn't drink, that doesn't happen. Could you take him back? Well, not you, but like, could Molly, if he's not going to drink again, it would not happen again. Say.

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Also, I don't know that he's an alcoholic because when you're in like an athlete- No, I'm not saying, I'm just presenting a theory that would show you how there could be a path forward just to say that there would be paths, not that that's the one.

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Yeah, yeah. I just, I really do trust my fave on this. I trust Molly.

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Well, I, I'm going to wait for the docu-series because I do imagine she will tell us what happened in the docu-series. Otherwise, like why film a docu-series at this moment in time? You know? Yeah. I know she's also doing it for her clothing brand, but like, I feel like that would be the right safe form for her to share it, even or, you know, Paint a vague, abstract picture.

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I'm trusting my fave, and when I do that, this makes me happy. You know what I mean?

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Yeah. But Molly wouldn't kiss someone slimy and gross.

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And don't ever miss. So happy new year.

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I feel like for Tommy and Molly, and I don't feel this way about Paige and Craig. surprisingly when I look inward I feel like for Tommy and Molly like there's no one else for either of them it'll never be over yeah you know what I mean like I don't see Molly with the next guy like it's her and Tommy and I don't see Tommy with the next girl but I don't know maybe I'm just maybe it's not even them

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In the picture, even though it looks like them. She wore her hair half up, half down. But maybe she has it tight.

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So let's see. Let us see. July, what month is it? January 17th, the doc drops Amazon Prime. See you there. Oh, that's soon. That should be nominated for a Globe. And that's how Molly sees it. And then our fifth and final story is such exciting news. Yes, from the business world.

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From the business world, from the fashion world, Kristen Juszczyk has partnered with Emma Greed to launch her brand Offseason, which is a sports apparel brand born from Kristen's viral DIY looks. And what's, of course, getting... Kristen's brand finally to market is so exciting.

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But the fact that she's partnering with Emma, who is also the partner on Skims and Good American and the Kardashians go to Fashion Swirly, like just bodes so well for the health of the company.

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Yes. Better than we could have imagined. I think like we all want the world for Kristen Ushek, not only because she's a, gorgeous, wonderful, pargy girl, but because she's so talented, like we want those clothes, but she can only do so much with her sewing machine.

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So like getting them to market is important, but also in a way, like building a fashion brand, as we said, like it's so, it's hard and it's expensive and warehouses and distribution. And then you add all these teams too, like having to make all this custom apparel, like by team, by size, but it's just a lot. So that she's partnered with the right person who makes these things happen. Like, okay.

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Yeah, but also the amount that men pay for their faves jersey is a lot. Those jerseys are expensive. And like for women, you buy a t-shirt for a game. You don't wear the same t-shirt every game. But now this is something that you could wear to every single game in the season.

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You don't know the insulation? No, no, but I'll let you know when I get my PR.

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I'm so excited it's so great but also this is making me realize that there is one other piece of news that we have to talk about on this episode not to make it two hours but like people are waiting Megan's trailer dropped for her show with love Megan we talked about the trailer a little bit on Patreon but we owe you guys a little bit of our initial thoughts because her show is premiering on Netflix any day now

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The Duchess Kitchen, like, come on. Yeah, no, it's the only thing I don't like. It's so disingenuine. Is that a word? The name. No, disingenuous. The name with love, like, stop it.

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Like, this is what I want. Well, I think she's like cooking with Gloria Steinem, which I've said, like, I hate that shit. Like, I wanna see you sat in your kitchen talking to me, not Mindy Kaling, not your friends who I don't know, not you teaching someone else. I want you teaching me.

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When I first saw the trailer, like, this is the exact type of content we've wanted from her, but also wanted in general. Like, we want more like... Par-G-licious shows, cooking shows, lifestyle, bring us into your home, make it warm, comfort creators, as we say. And so I'm so glad that that's what she's doing.

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However, as I said on the Patreon, like what the show needs and we'll have to watch episodes to find out is substance. Like it needs like heart. We need to be hearing from her. Like I want real words. I don't want word salad. I want salad, but I want real words being spoken.

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Like, I really feel like we need to like, she needs to open up to us, the viewers, because that's how like you endear yourself and how you become someone's comfort. So I feel like the potential here is so endless and for such beauty and I'm really excited to watch it. However, she needs to give us like more than she's ever given us.

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More than archetypes, no scripted, not phony, like canned moments that you're pretending are candid, but they're canned. Like, I want to be let in.

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And then eventually you run out of things to make you bring a guest. Fine, Ina does it. But I want to get to know you. I don't want to see your friendship with Melanie Kaling. Like I genuinely don't give a shit.

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Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

6405.747

Okay, I just wanna say, I saw some criticisms like that and it didn't make me stop and think because like you have to remember, they medicated five years ago. They left a life of service and duty and like giving back to their community.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

6416.997

and they were going they like were acting like they could do more outside of the family and like this isn't doing any this isn't helping people and solving world hunger which you don't need to do as a human being I don't give a fuck but like that's what they have like presented themselves as so now for this is her first like entertainment focused project so like yeah we're calling it like you guys don't aren't doing philanthropy it's not like I never needed them to

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

6442.099

come here they're not the president that but they've always billed themselves as that so like to go from that to now just like straight entertainment you know we're not even pretending we're okay let me ask you a question we're gonna waste food instead of giving it let me ask you a question because i feel like a really fair comparison a lot of people make in terms of their level of celebrity is very similar to the obamas right like formerly in service friends with lots of famous people

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

6470.564

Cause they did their service. No, it's not a good comparison in this regard because they get that comparison because they were going on to do a life of service. They just got married. They barely did anything while they were in the UK. And then they left to say, we could do more and we can be more impactful and more constrained. And instead they're making cooking shows.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

6486.795

Whereas like the Obama's like did their time. They gave their service to the country. And now if you want to go do a cooking show, do whatever the fuck you want.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

6494.126

that so no it's not the same it's just like then you should have been real five years ago when you left that like we are here to go to Hollywood which we all knew and I think that's why people were like annoyed with them for being so phony like no we're not but now like yeah you are and the thing is like that's what we wanted her back in Hollywood she was our star it's true it's so true

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

6536.978

That would have been an amazing name and really full circle. And her saying like, yeah, I want to go back to being the person that I was before all of that. It didn't work out and Harry wasn't happy either. And he's not been happy in that role in a long time. So like, we're going to do my life now. And I feel like that honesty. would have been appreciated then, would be appreciated now.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

6555.547

And that's where it gets to be like inauthentic. But calling the show inauthentic, you can't say until you've watched it. Like, can this woman cook? That's all I care.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

6595.421

Well, now that you say it, like Megan Maroney, you know? Okay, so they're not on the same level, so. No, like now that you keep saying Megan, Megan, but honestly, I don't know. Let's see if it sticks. Maybe it's a good PR move, but I feel like there were other names she could, like Sussex is strong and you're not competing. Like Sussex Kitchen. Hmm. I like that.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

6616.814

You know, like I just, they actually have a lot of names between them because they have Prince, Harry, Royal Highness, Duke, Duchess, Sussex. Duke. Sussex, Windsor, Mountbatten, Archetype, Ark. You know, they've got a lot of names in their world. So there was a lot to work with. And instead we got with Love, Megan and American Riviera Orchard.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

6655.843

It's so funny. She wears an engagement ring on the red carpet. And like, for some reason it's still like, well, are they engaged? And it's like, yeah. Well, because celebrities wear like big diamond cocktail rings.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

6673.097

Yeah. But same doesn't go for Kylie and Timothy. Like give us more. It's time. It's been two years. She looked insane. She is insane. When she was just like smiling next to him, laughing at the jokes of Nikki Glaser. Like, oh my God, I need Kylie cam at these awards. Agreed.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

6690.572

Okay. We did it. Two hours. Nilafi. That is our show. I started the new year by drinking so much water. So I've already drank one whole one of these. And this is my, I'm going to pee my pants. We can't do long episodes like this. If I want to be hydrated. You can go.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

707.305

No, on all counts, it's so wrong. I think it's something that everyone can unite around. And I guess the, on the opposite side to easing congestion, that's what they're trying to do would be a good thing. I'm sure they also have like environmental concerns are in that column as well.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

755.203

No, and also how it should go is like fix the subway, fix the MTA, and then try and push people to take it more. Because also, like, say they get their $10 billion. Like, it's not gonna get better. Oh my God, of course not. They always say, whenever this happens, it will be better. Like, and it's never, it only keeps getting worse.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

770.028

And the people who are in charge who are making these rules, like, have proven themselves to be bad at their job. And it's important to remember, it's a mayoral, mayoral?

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

809.623

It's a crazy place and a crazy time.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

826.404

Like... You're that girl on Instagram that we were looking at her video who makes those... She pretends to be the girl in a movie, Delaney.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

876.411

Well, the thing is, I feel like if he's serious, have him start as a local council person. You don't just become mayor because you decide. So do the work. I don't know, it feels like everybody who's mayor just decides one day to become mayor.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

897.974

But he had a business track record. And then if you were in the city, like a business, hey, that's like a good angle to campaign on. They do well. Now, where did de Blasio come from? Where's that experience?

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

91.943

Welcome to 2025. Welcome to season eight. New year, new us. Same swirlies. Maybe we could hit that heart in the new year.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

912.233

He's been like forgotten. And I just feel like that's wrong. We need to keep him top of mind. I wanna forgive you and I wanna forget you. I know, but I just feel like for our peace, like you have to move on.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

995.905

I think it does go back, but maybe like your muscles have remembered. Cause I feel like my life changed when I was pregnant and I feel like I have nodes of my pregnant life still. Yeah, it was like deeper and heartier. And it's like, the thing is I couldn't breathe. So yeah, it was like, also my, I'm a little bit lost my voice. I have a raspy voice today, so I will sing Sticky Shoes later.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1019.98

I actually rewatched it a few weeks ago via Instagram Reels. Shout out to whoever plucked it out of obscurity. It's awful, Claudia.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

105.032

If I'm going to watch it, I feel the need to watch it like right now so we can talk about it together. It's literally still airing. We are talking about it together. Were you getting season finale vibes from the last episode? No. Because there was no like next week on. By the way, we're talking about the greatest show on earth, Paul American.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1071.475

They're good. It was a big weekend. Lots going on this weekend. Like a lot of different.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1093.023

It's the first Monday in May, and that's not even what I was talking about for this weekend, but it is the first Monday in May. But, like, a lot of activations, like Kentucky Derby. F1. F1.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1129.152

Okay, so I would say these are the odds. Highest odds, Kylie and Timothy. Second highest odds. Alex Earl. Alex Earl. Third highest, Travis and Taylor.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1143.285

Yeah, but if you go to a party.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1146.308

Maybe drop some rep Easter eggs. Everyone's hungry for some eggs.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1153.94

I know he was filming a commercial in New York, but everyone's saying like, that means nothing. Stop being stupid.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1227.541

Like, just give us the Goldbergs. Shut it.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1238.067

Yeah, even though the show is ruined. Thanks. Thanks, fam.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1243.37

Thanks, Marsha. Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1248.866

Now are you ready for the fast five stories that you do need to know?

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1532.759

Thank you, Turd. You're welcome. Our first story, Kentucky Derby 2025. Sovereignty won the big race. And what was interesting, I'm sure you saw about this year's Kentucky Derby, was that all horses in the race were descended from one secretariat. Now, if you haven't watched Secretariat, it's time to stream Secretariat on Disney Plus and educate yourself. All right.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1616.0

And then he is the no good husband, unsupportive husband, only there for the wins husband. The no good piece of shit, Drake Cup, Fabissa Napunam. And what's funny is he's not even the villain of the movie, but he is.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1636.618

Yeah, like trying to tell Diane what to do.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1646.007

Cars racing versus horse racing.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1658.656

Yeah. I thought like everyone who was at F1 was like A-list elk caliber. Like, how do you even get there? Does the brand have to bring you? It's like, it seems like just the most exclusive ticket. And then Kentucky Derby, like I was seeing some strays. And then also like people start to look like it's a very fine line between like looking appropriate and looking like a clown.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1683.999

that's true. But I was glad she was there to take me along at the Kentucky Derby.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1701.985

Well, there were a lot of events in the weekend in Miami, but I just feel like in terms of like the actual race and all the people who I saw who went to F1, like of the people that I follow, like wearing the cutest outfits they've ever worn. I did. Everybody showed up. Yeah. Everyone showed up. So I think that one, but Kentucky Derby so cute.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1719.329

And maybe it was like a little bit cooler at like weather wise. You get to wear a hat shady.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1753.325

Yeah. Well, he had seven to one odds. And I'd like to see the other horse names because sometimes people rename their horses like really stupid names. Like lots of luck. No, agreed. Like you want to lose. Yeah. One name wonder. I agree. Like, I don't know.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1780.249

The options are sort of limitless. I would have to get to know my horse, but I think I would feel inspired by Bruno, and so I think I would name him Brysand. Okay, what about Follet?

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1798.426

I think biology still applies to horses.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1804.552

I'm pretty sure. Like, don't quote me on that, but if I was a betting woman, that's what I'd bet.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1813.532

No, but they're like just taller and stronger and faster.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1834.055

And Logan, like, creates a distraction so that he doesn't have to answer. But then he said, no, I want to answer. That is a big topic in sports. And if Jake Paul is not going to answer that question, then who is Jake Paul?

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1848.307

And he had really strong, like, he even talked about it later in the car. He was like, he wanted to talk more about it. You know, he has strong opinions on it. Yeah, yeah.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1870.94

That's what I thought that you would think.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1891.567

That's true, but it does derive from girly swirly.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1904.684

That's very good, Claudia.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1906.898

I think you've successfully walked the line.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1913.223

Well, congratulations to Sovereignty and anyone who won money and to everyone who had a fun weekend there. It looked great.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1926.193

Yeah. No, that is what it was. Are you ready for our next story? Some really somber news.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1934.395

It seems as though the Peltz-Beckham feud is raging once again. David Beckham. Yeah, David Beckham. Had a birthday party. Yeah, and who wasn't there? Nicola and Brooklyn. And reports are swirling David refused to celebrate his birthday with his son Brooklyn and Nicola amid their family feud.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1959.802

So David Beckham reportedly refused to privately celebrate his birthday with Brooklyn and Nicola. The couple allegedly flew to London last week, David and Victoria, to honor David's birthday. No, or maybe Nikola. Sorry, that's confusing. I don't know who flew to London. Sources told TMZ that when Brooklyn and Nikola asked to meet up before his big birthday party, they were rebuffed.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1980.361

The duo were reportedly told their only option to celebrate David was at his soiree on Saturday at the Core restaurant in Notting Hill, which was like star-studded. Tom Cruise was there, Ana de Armas.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2080.747

Maybe it is. Not because of like, you know, the...

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2107.054

No, not in a meaningful way. Not yet. But like it could work. The plan could work. It's like, at least she has a plan.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2116.316

Like why? No, they're best friends. So even in the Beckham documentary. Who? David and Tom. Even in the Beckham documentary, when they moved to LA, they started hanging out with Tom and Katie.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2125.619

And then they became like Hollywood staples.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2129.159

And I think that he's really good friends with Tom Cruise. And so honestly, that is a check in Tom's column because David seems like...

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2163.274

like moral guy being like well I don't care what the world says about you you were nice to me no and like you are nice to me and we have a good friendship what I should like throw away my friend because of what all these people I don't know say about him right I would implore David to do a little bit of research but listen who am I the judge let's get back to the issue at hand yes no I'm kind of avoiding talk about Tom Cruise say because we talked about him last week and I feel set for the month it's enough it's enough once a month I'm fine

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2188.379

But the duo reportedly told they could only come to the big birthday party. They couldn't celebrate privately and they chose not to go and instead send him birthday wishes. So I think the fact that they were not at this huge party when they've been going to everything for one another, Victoria and David went to Nicola's Lola premiere for the movie that she wrote.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2206.021

Like they're going to, yeah, back. Like what, once things have been good since wedding date, like they have been so supportive of each other. Even when there's a family gathering in Brooklyn and Nicola are not there. Victoria writes in the caption, missing Brooklyn and Nicola. Like they have been so shocked so that they were.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

221.267

He did mention therapy, that he started therapy. Yeah, especially in the episode I watched last night, which feels like the season finale, episode six. He does ayahuasca with his dad. It's all about like how they grew up. It's like an emotional episode. And I really, what I appreciate about the show is that they're giving everything to the show. Like they're not skimping.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2226.377

There's no way around the fact that.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2229.819

they did not go and that is because of contention that is bad this is 50th birthday party like they definitely went to every like they yeah blew it out like it's once in a lifetime and they were not there so things have gone south again which like makes me so upset because I thought we were safe I thought we were like over it and I thought that like so much of the

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2292.1

I don't know. And even like they took family photos before the party and all the other kids were there and like the two sons, Romeo and-

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2299.212

crews were with their girlfriends the girlfriends are in the picture they're very much a family it's not like you have to like no ring no brings not good the girlfriends are in the pictures and sometimes like you know they break up and then there's a new girlfriend and they're they are so welcoming and she posts the picture with these random girlfriends very kardashian of them yeah it's but you would think it's like we're until you're married like you're not where i'm not you can't be in the pictures we'll have to crop you out this girl's not even on the end

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2349.066

She went to, Nicola and Brooklyn went to the show, Victoria's show in Paris. Like they were so supportive of one another.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2360.19

It's true, but also Brooklyn's missing out.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2373.803

I don't think so. Not that I think we would know, but I do feel like Nicola's with her family a lot. Me too. And I think Nicola and Brooklyn are always together. So it's not like Nicola is with her family without Brooklyn.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

239.199

They're not saying, you know, we're not going here. We're not, they're airing it all out because they want this show to like have the best chance of success.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2396.679

I'm not happy about it. We also have a Beckham documentary. Like you can't call them toxic.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2402.97

Like, they're America's sweethearts, and they're not even from here.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2407.973

I'm really unhappy about it because I really, like, I love both couples. Rising tides raise all shies.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2426.622

But just know, like... It's hard. You're a close second. It's kind of the definition of a DeAndre's choice. Yeah. So let's see what happens next. But to miss the 50th birthday, that's not like something, oh, we'll make up tomorrow. Because if you were going to make up tomorrow, you would have just gone to the party and been like, we'll deal with it later. Right.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2445.835

Like something we can't work through. We're family. No, it's catastrophic. It's category five.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2458.533

be better well tbd will keep you posted are you ready for our next story sorry yeah because today's a big day diddy's sex trafficking trial begins today in new york city jury selection not the media burying this i haven't seen it anywhere i had no idea selection begins this morning um in one of the toughest jurisdictions in the nation i take back

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2484.437

Yeah, it's not like news coming out. However, if you did call out, get called up to jury duty today, there's a good chance that you could be serving on this case.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2506.646

You would not get chosen. because there's a record of you talking about this. Having a strong opinion. Having strong opinions at length. But I also feel like there's a record of us, well, you, because you're the one, you know, changing our opinions about stuff.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

251.807

if i'm with them it's like if we're gonna do it let's do it and it has to be different from their other content it can't just be like the highlight reel that's their instagram that's their youtube like yeah it has to go deeper so there's no point in doing it if it's just gonna stay on the surface so they really went everywhere they leave in like all these cancelable cancelable quotes from people even though they obviously at this point can't be canceled

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2536.621

Reason free from logic. And the law is reason free from passion.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2540.982

Thank you. But we are passionate. Yeah. Therefore maybe.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2545.783

You would 1000% not be chosen. They would say, what do you do for work? I do a pop culture podcast. Goodbye.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2561.048

Yeah, so this is going to be- And by the media, I mean the toast. This is going to be tough, but you wouldn't be allowed to. So your work would suffer. It would just be awful.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2569.571

This is going to be a tough jury selection to find people who are not biased. It's one of the most highly publicized cases in the country. Everybody knows Diddy. Everybody probably has an opinion. So this will take some time.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2588.998

Well, it's not even just about who doesn't care. I think they could also choose someone who... might know Diddy, might have an opinion, but it's proven that they could be unbiased.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2620.899

just people's vibes I actually think aside from the fact that I do this podcast like me as an individual and like the way I operate I would be a very good jury member for this trial or any trial but like I could completely become unbiased like tabula rasa I'm gonna sit there I'm not gonna use anything that I've learned before this and I could be I could be swayed like look at me and Justin and Blake like

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2654.988

No one could like I could. Bribery? Depends what they're offering.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2662.276

But like, I can't even think of a bribe that I would take. And if it's about money, then I would just wait till it's over and sell my story, write a book. I think I could wait. Like, I actually think I'm very desirable for a jury. Unfortunately, I'm very busy and I'm self-employed. And so I can't take that on. Sad state for civics. But maybe next time.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2701.755

Yeah, but I think they probably had people outside their house. Yeah, yeah. It's a blessing and a curse. Well, you can remain anonymous if you choose to. Just like a winning lottery ticket. Ever heard of the lottery curse?

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2718.593

I know you would too. So give it to me.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2726.561

She would take it right to the outlets. Yeah. She would take her winnings, 1% of them.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2749.112

The thing is, I would be a very prudent lottery winner and I would not fall prey to the curse. However, I'm not as cheap as you. So like you're an even frugal or mindful, let's say mind. Mindful. I love that. Financially mindful. Like I'm actually a financially mindful person. However, compared to you. I'm off the rails.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

275.689

As Logan said, the show could be canceled, but they can't be.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2783.689

I am very financially mindful. I am full of mind. I am compared to you compared to you. I'm not saying compared to me.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2801.318

You think I'm spending more, like I'm living above my means. That's what you're saying.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2823.914

Yeah. Like, but I just love a deal.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2826.719

Correct. Exactly. Yeah. No, I would just buy that crib. And that's the difference between you and I, but I don't think that makes me like a financially mindless person.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2843.007

Everyone know like that theory has absolutely ruined trips to the grocery store for me. Like I cannot think. You feel like you're being watched? Every time I return my, like I just, whatever thought I was having, train of thought out the window. Every time I'm walking with my cart to put it away, I'm like, am I a good person?

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2858.594

And by the way, I always put it away. You guys know how I feel about this.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2866.914

So you think if I could get a free crib, but the one I want, I would have to pay for and I can afford that one. If I buy the one that I want, I'm not financially mindful.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2885.307

It's a brand new... I just want to say, I disagree with you on that, but I understand that that's where you're coming... Like, I understand what you're saying, and I can happily agree to disagree. Sound off in the comments.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2925.504

Oh, right, yeah, lest we not forget. Trial starts today. I'm sure we'll start to get news from this trial, and if you've been called up to jury duty in New York City and you are a swirly, definitely... Definitely get in contact. No, don't get in contact. Stay open-minded.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2947.353

But justice must be served. That's what you say, Claudia.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2961.899

Everything for us happened in 2019.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2999.197

But you also want to give them a quote. Like, you know. Yeah.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3026.023

They didn't feel as empowered by the statement as we did.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3043.055

You obviously like put out any footage you get of anyone, but just like couldn't be bothered to put that out.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

306.458

What he said on the podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, who's he going to fight next? Muhammad Ali.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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I'm like, I haven't even had a coffee yet.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3112.134

No, literally. But I did try it. It was really good.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

32.299

You know what? It's not an entirely terrible Monday. Do you want to know why?

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3328.753

Our fourth story. Lady Gaga has broken the record for highest attended concert by a female artist in history, which was previously held by Madonna. Lady Gaga drew an estimated crowd of two and a half million people to her free concert at Rio de Janeiro's Copacabana Beach on May 3rd.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3348.705

Yeah, it did. The record was previously held by Madonna, who drew a crowd of 1.6 million fans to a free concert at Copacabana Beach in May 2024. Wow.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3366.523

Lady Gaga had 2.5. Both were free.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3381.052

Like you work hard to break a record, even though it's free.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3393.98

Plus, like, Cold Book Abound is definitely making money on drinks and food.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3421.673

Seriously insane. There was also a bomb threat at the concert. Did you see this?

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3433.922

Yeah. Well, I'm sure they have like insane security. Two people were arrested in connection with an alleged plot to set off explosives at the concert. Like imagine being such a fucking loser. Like, sorry, it couldn't be me. Yeah. Yeah. Incredibly. Losery amongst other things. Lady Gaga apparently found out about that from the media reports. She didn't even know about it.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3464.575

I don't, she has not announced it as far as I know, but she obviously will.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3486.049

Yeah. Of course, Katy Perry comes to mind. Like that's, those are like negative clips. I've been seeing a lot more Beyonce clips, mostly the ones with her family because she brought out her mom and Blue Ivy is like a dancer on the show now and Rumi. And so every time like she has those moments, it makes news, which I think has been positive for the show.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3512.265

You know, whose tour I think is like really making her career.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3522.687

It's true. No, Meghan Trainor.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3527.94

That's crazy. I don't follow her. I just like, I'm always seeing, maybe it's like her own clips, but I just feel like I see her so much more because she's on tour. Oh, so she just put out a song with Mimi Webb. That is so good. It wasn't on my release radar and I just want to, um, talk to someone. No, like I'm being like, they're being censored on Spotify. That's disgusting.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3546.632

Like why would Mimi Webb not be on my release radar?

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3561.451

I guess I am, but I don't even follow her. I never have a thought. You see, she's a TikTok girl, whatever, with all her TikTok songs.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3587.315

Oh, that's funny. And probably true. I put on Bang Bang, like, on the Sonos yesterday. And then, like, Bang Bang Radio came on. It was, like, all Nicki Minaj. We're, like, cooking and every other word is Edward. I'm like.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3601.7

I couldn't, my head, raw meat on my hands. I couldn't get to my phone fast enough.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3606.982

I need to do Meghan Trainor radio.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3617.026

Yeah. Nothing will be opita.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3655.07

I mean, it was every, no, Taylor was every one. Of course.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3685.077

Yeah, yeah. It will definitely be good on tour. You might check it out.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3695.424

Yeah, we definitely gave them a moment, you know, that everyone would be talking about.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3701.208

It's true. But that just happened so organically. Organically, yeah. I gave you space for that.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3730.261

Can you text me which boys are the Brunson boys? Sure.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3735.043

Yeah, but I just want to know which ones are Brunsons.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3751.797

Like not that it would even matter to you guys who these people are. Okay, cool. It's just like you're not gonna put them on blast. They already like their group chat was on blast. They've been through enough of those friends and boys.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3763.001

Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Oh, bidding is such sweet sorrow. This is actually a really sweet story that I hadn't heard until this morning, but Connie Britton is launching a new show, and it's basically Queer Eye for Single Moms.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3779.681

Connie Britton's new reality show, The Motherhood, can best be described as Queer Eye for Single Mothers. She said that could be a very helpful, concise description of the show, and both shows are helmed by the same company, Scout Productions. Oh, so it really is. So yeah, she said, I thought that was such a great formula for the story I wanted to tell.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3796.473

And they are truly the reason why the show is as wonderful as it is. She admitted she doesn't watch a lot of reality TV, but she does like Queer Eye, which sees five experts give people makeovers because there was something about it that resonated with me. And I want that from entertainment.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3808.58

The motherhood follows a different single mom each episode together with three experts dubbed the neighborhood ladies. Connie chats with the moms about their individual challenges and helps them come up with a support plan. Do we know who the experts are? Are they, like, famous people? I'm looking at a group of women who are the experts, and I do not recognize any of them at first glance. Okay.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3830.434

Doesn't mean I wouldn't know their names, but I don't recognize them.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3839.481

Yeah, so I think that that's totally fine. There's probably a stylist here, a therapist. It's giving a combination because it's on ABC, right?

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

388.121

It's so funny because while I was watching, I didn't have such like a different opinion of Jake and Logan. I'm just like the Paul brothers. And I like, I thought about how they fight. And like, there's definitely like this under current that they try to stay above.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3926.482

Both like meaningful support because she said she was inspired to do a show like this when she moved to Nashville to shoot Nashville because she had just adopted her son Yobi from Ethiopia. She said, I became a mom and then immediately moved to Nashville to shoot the show. I didn't have any support system there at all.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3941.111

So it's about like providing support to single mothers and then also hopefully like parginess and fabulosity. Of course, you know, enhancing their life aesthetically. Right. She said that the show was highly emotional. She said, I defy anyone to get through an episode without laughing or crying because I believe those things are essential.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3955.479

to capture who we are as human beings and also capturing our stories and our unity.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3963.773

Yeah, I will totally watch it. I will totally cry.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3968.847

Yeah, and it's very unexpected. So she obviously must feel very passionate about this. It's not like, oh, the obvious next step for Connie is to host a reality show about shingle mothers.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3989.572

I mean, ain't that the truth? Look at us. Look at us.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3998.723

Those are the fastest stories.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

40.928

And this is our last week doing remote pen pal podcasting until September.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

4009.336

I saw you getting distracted.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

401.349

Yeah, I think it's I think it's what they call sibling rivalry, you know, and like how everybody always talks about sibling rivalry as if it's like a universal experience. And we always say, like, we just don't feel that way. But I think that that's like what that is.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

4013.501

And then all of a sudden, you're like, fuck the Brunson boys.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

4033.976

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I caught up on the first ad break. Yeah, because I'm able to glance during the ads. You don't have the same luxury while I read the stories because you have to pay attention.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

4044.843

First of all, one, you do not let me chime in because I am way too long away. You could pay attention. I'm too passionate. You could pay attention. And every time you throw to me, I am ready. Yeah, yeah. It's true. I've never once dropped the ball in the throw.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

4064.699

I'm always listening. So I feel like I've earned the right to glance. To check your phone. Just to glance, make sure everything's okay. And it's toast at a glance. It's always Toast at a glance.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

421.716

But it's not because Jake is even that much more successful. He's not. Yeah, they both have very big things going on. Maybe Jake, I think I checked, maybe he has a couple hundred thousand more Instagram followers, but it's negligible, the difference in success.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

441.218

What would he be jealous of?

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

470.757

Oh, I didn't even realize that. But I also feel like Jake has a fight once or twice a year, maybe three times. And Logan in the WWE is like maybe doing that every weekend at a certain point. So it's like, of course, they're going to go to three fights out of the year. No, but the big one in Cleveland with the big jump. Yeah, where was Jake?

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

492.112

Yeah, that is weird. It does feel like Jake's stuff is more important. But like it is. Yeah. No, but maybe. It's just higher stakes. Maybe everyone's like fine with that.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

50.196

So let's enjoy this week. Okay. Next week is going to be so fun because we'll be podcasting together and we have so much fun stuff planned. And that's a different sort of fun. But like last week of routine, last week of podcasting.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

512.668

No. Yeah. It's episodic every Thursday. And I don't know. I feel like that might have been the end of the season or maybe like part one. No way. There was no next week on. They started serving me up like some Belushi show.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

525.7

Yeah, they're trying to like launch Belushi off the back of Paul.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

548.354

Like, the planning of the wedding. So what I was saying is, before I watch, before you watch, I was like, oh, the Paul brothers, like, my opinion of them was just, like, the same. And then you were like, no, I love Jake, I hate Logan. And so you've successfully, like, made me hate Logan because when I watched the last two episodes, everything you said. I didn't make you hate anyone.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

564.706

Logan made you hate Logan. No, I know, but, like, I was able to see them apart. But also, the fifth or sixth episode really, um...

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

574.448

It was more about their differences as brothers.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

619.951

They said that like Nina will sometimes be like to Logan, like your Greg is showing. What'd you think about Nina and Logan?

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

63.736

What's the word? Like comfort habit. Habit. Yeah. Like the reg. I love habit as I love change too, but I also love habit.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

642.863

She's so patient. No, but she finds him so funny. Like she's always laughing at his jokes. She's so patient. Like every dumb thing.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

650.735

Yeah, I know, but I don't think she's faking it. I think they really are in lockstep. I think they're really cute, and I think she's such a value add for the show.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

666.68

I hadn't seen that when you told me that you loved Utah, so I didn't know all the backstory about her. She's kind of a warrior. She is. She's going for Olympic gold at the 2026 Olympics, so we will be watching and cheering on Utah.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

697.481

I'm sorry. I know this, like, typically we would clown on this. But when they went to Puerto Rico to do or Costa Rica to do ayahuasca. and they went down to the beach and they started doing a workout together. And they were like building, like they were just using the elements, like the sand and the rocks and the sticks. It was so cute.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

722.22

Yeah. I actually appreciated that. Cause I feel like everyone who does ayahuasca, like the handful of people are like, it's life changing. And it's like, well, So everyone who would do it, like we just come out a completely different person. Like, no, you have to be a certain type of person. So Utah fell nothing. Greg was unmoved.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

738.36

You know, he tried. I do feel like he tried, but like, no, he didn't come out of it with the opposite perspective of Jake, where it was like, yes, I did those things, you know? And I really feel like Jake's expectations were so high for that.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

754.107

Yeah. I don't know. I had a dream about the Paul brothers. I don't want to start any rumors. Wait, let's just look at their Instagram and see if they're like season finale.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

778.045

Okay, Jake doesn't post about Paul American. Cool.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

807.648

Yeah, well, I think if we can use our platform, because the Paul Butters definitely need our support in this. They don't have enough influence. So if we could use our platform to get people to watch the show, then maybe HBO will give them a season two faster.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

829.843

I know. Oh, I'm still passively watching full swing. I'll turn it on. Watch 30 minutes. I'm enjoying it. No, but it's definitely the opposite sort of pace.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

855.613

I wouldn't be surprised if their actual fans don't tolerate the show. Because it's not enough antics. Not enough. They're talking about their feelings. Pranks.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

869.276

Like Venn diagram, high school boys, swirlies, Paul brothers show.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

895.652

Yeah, they're doing a good job at being reality stars, but I really do feel like they're giving it their all. Like even when he's coming off his ayahuasca, like the part that plays after the credits, and he was like talking about Logan, what things that he saw about Logan in his ayahuasca trip. And he was like, Logan, we have to do an amazing reality show.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

91.522

No, and definitely the window's getting shorter from like time I tell you about something to time that you do it because this was record time. Okay, but like who are you, Stalin? I have to do it the second you say? Like I did it. When you're watching a show and you're like raving about it and you're talking about it on this show, I feel the need to watch it.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

934.671

I feel like maybe I haven't noticed whatever Logan's doing. Cause like in that scene, I just couldn't believe I was watching like Nina Agdel on a reality show, dated Leo. And now she's sitting on the couch with her hair up, like cracking up at Logan Paul. I just couldn't believe what I was watching.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

952.798

Well, I did watch the last two episodes through that lens and I understood what you were saying.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

995.57

Totally. Highly recommend. Okay. We're using our platform today. Raise your voice, Cogers.

The Toast

Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

1000.751

but I need to just kind of like take a big diarrhea dump before I do that. Um, because I had such a problem with the Oscars and I know you did too. And I just want to like, I want to talk about how like offensive to my core.

The Toast

Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

1011.42

And obviously like I take things, you know, related to my people very, very personally, but I don't know how anyone could have watched the Oscars last night and not just like wanted to vomit all over these people, especially when you think about like, so top four awards, which were like best supporting actor, actress, um, Two of them films were Holocaust movies.

The Toast

Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

1029.482

Two of the actors who won are Jewish. And the way there was just, like, so much profiting off of Jewish trauma and, like, no mention of recent Jewish trauma, I found so offensive. Ongoing? Ongoing? I like Kieran Culkin, and, like, I...

The Toast

Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

1045.161

I don't wanna smear him, but you get up there, you won it for a Holocaust movie, you're not even Jewish, to not even mention it, I actually found so offensive, and I thought his speech was really sweet about his wife, so cute, but let's talk about what got you here first, just briefly, I know you have a limited amount of time.

The Toast

Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

1061.447

Mikey Madison, Jewish girl, no mention, this is the biggest moment, and Adrian Brody, and I'm sorry, I love him, I'm gonna gag over him and Georgina and the gum, I'm gonna do it. But like, disappointment. The speech was weak, especially because they started playing the music and he was like, no, stop, I have something to say. And I was like, oh, here we fucking go. Here we go.

The Toast

Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

1080.566

He stopped the music. I'm ready for him to slay the house down boots. And like he said, anti-Semitism, like he was pushing out of duty. Like it was the hardest thing he'd ever done. And then he also like blanketed it with other like sort of buzzwords. And it was just, it was not powerful. It was not moving. And the whole thing just felt so bleh to me.

The Toast

Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

1099.524

And then for this film, which was like nominated in one of the categories normally people don't care about, like documentary short, It was called No Other Land to Have Won, which was like seriously like a propaganda film made about the war in Israel. For them to have won and then got up on stage and just like said to me like the most abhorrently offensive, unfactual things.

The Toast

Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

1122.234

Like to me, I wanted to turn the whole fucking thing off. I thought it was disgusting. Like everything I've ever thought about Hollywood. And enough with the Jews run Hollywood because if they did, like last night wouldn't have happened. So just please shut the fuck up. I wanted to turn it off, but I'm like, no, I did not come this far to only come this far. I watch these piece of shit movies.

The Toast

Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

1140.115

I'm gonna see this through. So I will give my thoughts and I won't make everything about this, but I just needed to be said how personally offensive I found the whole night.

The Toast

Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

115.458

And I really feel like I've been so positive recently. And I'm really due for like a hater episode. I have actually a lot of really kind of hot button controversial things to say. I'm not sure if I'm going to say all of them. I haven't even spoken to you offline.

The Toast

Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

1155.608

Oh, I was grateful. I was really grateful.

The Toast

Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

1160.449

I'm sorry. Wait, one more thing. One more thing that like added to my list of offensive. I said everyone. And then for that ugly fuck, Guy Pearce, I've never even heard of him. Like you come to the Oscars on the backs of a Holocaust movie and you wear your stupid, ugly, free Palestine pin. Like, you know nothing. You're an idiot. And I hate you.

The Toast

Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

1238.689

So that's my kind of big, like outside of my own personal politics, which I can admit like I'm very close to. Now I'm gonna take a step back and just talk about this as a movie critic, if I may, because I've seen all the movies. I've seen all the movies. And when they played in the very beginning, like this little trailer of like movies of yore that have won Oscars and it was all in tribute to LA.

The Toast

Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

1257.7

So it was like big Hollywood films. They had La La Land, everything that, it was just like so glamorous and you're like, yes, this is the Oscars. Yes, yes, yes. And then you take a look at the slew of films that were nominated this year and it's like, one of these things is not like the other. There was nothing, and then when you think about also, I'm sorry, the films that won, oh really?

The Toast

Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

1278.078

The category that gave us La La Land and 12 Years a Slave and Gone with the Wind, the greats, Nora? It's actually crazy that I think what now is considered an Oscar-worthy film is just so different than what I'm used to seeing. And Last Night was just like all the worst movies being nominated and treated like, you know, like something that they weren't.

The Toast

Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

1306.052

So it's like, well, I don't know if like, Anora should have won over Amelia Perez. To be honest, I don't really give a fuck. They're all the same type of movie. Like, where are the greats? Where are like these big productions? And like, the one thing I'll say about Anora that I liked is that it was an independent movie made for $6 million, and that just doesn't happen to movies like that.

The Toast

Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

1324.288

And that's cool, for sure. Shout out to the indies, they deserve. But at its core, it was a dumb movie. I actually enjoyed it. It was like a silly movie you would see with your friends. Oscars? It's just not adding up.

The Toast

Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

1349.028

Honestly, when I think of what constitutes an Oscar-worthy film, I would have said Conclave. And the more that time has passed since I've watched this movie, I find myself thinking most and talking to people about Conclave as a good movie should. I enjoyed The Substance the most. I would have been happy if they won, and Demi Moore was 1,000% snubbed. It's not even a question.

The Toast

Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

1372.33

Yeah, I think I would say Conclave. Okay. Or Wicked. Like, I know they're, like, against giving it to popular things. But when you think about movies in the year 2025, like, you're only thinking about Wicked.

The Toast

Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

1386.788

And it's okay to give it to something, like, corny and popular.

The Toast

Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

1412.817

Moonlight, yeah. Okay, so let's go through the categories, but let's also just talk about the opening, which started out for me, and I'm feeling really critical of the night, so I'm going to say things about people whom I love.

The Toast

Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

1429.123

Yeah, okay. Well, one of my hot takes is that the performances were so bad. And that's not like a hot take or anything. But the performances, obviously, that stood out were Ari and Cynthia. And it was so pargy. The way they chose songs to encapsulate the entire Wizard of Oz universe, not just Wicked, somewhere over the rainbow, and then The Wiz, and then Wicked. Like, it was so beautiful.

The Toast

Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

144.116

Yeah, so I just have a lot of thoughts. And also, this is the first year that I'm really... well-versed in the movies. You know, I've seen most of the talkies.

The Toast

Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

1452.283

But I was really kind of like... shooketh at Ari's vocals. I feel like you could always say what you want about Ari, right? Like, you know, like her music and her personal life, but she's going to slide the house down boots with that voice. And she's going to shut everybody up. She was a little like shaky. I don't know if she was nervous, but it was not giving her party flawless vocals.

The Toast

Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

1471.145

It was giving like, Are she nervous?

The Toast

Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

1499.589

Yeah, it wasn't, I don't know, I wasn't like blown away. And then Cynthia comes out and sing a song from The Wiz that I didn't know, but I was enjoying immensely. And Cynthia's just like, she could fart out a tune that's better than anything you've ever heard. And then when they brought the two women together, and I really did love that like,

The Toast

Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

1517.15

even though the movie has been paraded as like Cynthia and Ari, Cynthia and Ari, Cynthia and Ari, like the big songs and the vocals, like it is Elphaba. And so I liked that the performance was like really for Cynthia and Ari was very much there as like supporting act because that final song, like, oh my God, I wasn't okay. It was so beautiful. She didn't even look like she was trying.

The Toast

Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

1537.598

That was the crazy thing. Like the way she was hitting these notes, It was perfection. I liked the cinematography. They showed Ari in the back doing some supporting vocals. I hope you're happy. Like, Pard, you're fucking licious. I loved it. And I was like, oh, here we fucking go. The Oscars are about to like, you know, the year I finally watch them all, I'm ready. And then Conan came out.

The Toast

Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

1559.232

And I want to say something. I don't have any particular strong feelings about Conan. I think people really love him. And people also really dislike him. So I was ready to be dazzled. I'm like, take me to your side. Make me a fan. And I found the whole thing really hard to watch. He was really corny. And he was trying so hard, which I appreciate. But it was reading so desperate. And I don't know.

The Toast

Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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And so now that I have, and you're going to regret making me watch these movies, because I have some really kind of crazy things to say. So the first story we have today is the Oscars. We'll get into that in a little bit. But how was your weekend, Jax? Tell me all about it.

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It was also not funny. That's kind of where... I draw the line.

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Yeah, it wasn't good. And then with any host, even if you're doing a good job, towards the end, like, I find you annoying. But I started finding him annoying, like, the second and third time he came on. And, like, I was just scrolling. I miss half of his jokes. Like, he was really bothering me. Irksome. Okay. So it's a no from Conan. It's a no for Conan. It's a no-nin. And he also...

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he just reminds me of like, and I know he's not like a Jimmy, but he has that vibe and he didn't stand out in a way. So it was giving Jimmy. Yeah.

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There were a couple of good jokes, like I laughed, but the Carlos Sofia Gascon of it all was very funny. I didn't know if they were going to dress that. I didn't even know if she was in the building. She was in the building, right? Because everybody was ignoring her. I didn't see her on the carpet. So she had tweets. If you guys don't know, she's the actress from... Who plays Emilia Perez.

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Emilia Perez. Actually, it's Perez. There's an apostrophe over the first E. And... Everybody loves her like queen, queen, queen. And then she had tweets and now everybody hates, hates, hates. And she was dominated for best actress. So it was like really, like she was a big player last night.

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She wasn't on TV once, except when Conan made the joke about her, which I actually thought was a funny joke and good on her for like, you know,

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No, no, because I think by the time her tweets came out, like most of the voting had already been done, especially because this production was postponed.

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Actually, the whole broadcast was postponed.

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Yeah, I think that and that was something I a positive I want to give. And there's going to be very few positives. So just hold on to your horses. I really appreciated them giving Amelia Perez only two out of the 13 nominations. Now, I didn't agree with either of the two, but they could have went home with more than that.

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And it would have actually been like such a slap in the face to everybody there. Yeah, that it was the right thing.

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Yeah, it should have went to Demi Moore. First of all, that movie was really good, The Substance. And she was incredible. Because we're talking about two different things here. With the actress categories, you have to separate the movies from the performance. Even if you thought the movie was bad, was their performance better? And Enora was a worse movie and a worse performance.

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And Demi Moore totally deserved it. It was her, I think, feel like one of her, like her only chance, you know? And it was so obvious that it was gonna be her. She was sitting right in the front row. Like, why wasn't it? She was amazing.

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And Anora was like this dumb, silly movie, I'm sorry, about like a wealthy Russian kid who moves to New York and like hides from his parents and hires a hooker and gets married to her and they just like get drunk and big. It's like, it was so silly. And she plays the hooker. And she's just like, fuck yes, fuck that. She's from, they film it in New York. So she's like this OG New York stripper.

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And I didn't think the accent was very good. I wasn't really buying, like it wasn't an amazing acting performance. So I have no idea why she won. And it should have been to me.

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Yeah, I didn't see. I didn't see this one, so I don't have, like, a strong feeling. But of the ones that I did see, I do feel like they could have given it to Ralph Fiennes. Oh, that was a funny joke Conan made. Like, if you lose again tonight, we're allowed to call you Ralph. Funny.

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Oh, I saw that movie. It was bad. Sorry. I don't think, I don't know where she went.

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except he did something so cute. We need to talk about his speech, okay. So he really couldn't believe that he won. He's hugging everyone, giving Georgina the biggest kiss, doesn't want to let go of his girl, his girl. He's walking up the stairs, then he realizes he has gum in. He's like, oh shit.

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But he's halfway up the stairs, so he takes the gum out and he's looking around for what to do with it, and Georgina's running after him. She sees him in this predicament. Georgina's running with the wrapper, you know? And he tosses it. in the air, she goes to catch it. She did miss it, but she picked it up off the ground. It was such a funny, sweet, supportive moment.

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I saw people online being like, this is outrageous, throwing your trash at a woman. Shut up! It was funny. It was funny. I thought it was really sweet, and it made them so real. That's your partner. It's this huge moment for them. Let them throw your trash at you. It doesn't matter.

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No, and he acknowledged her in the speech. He called her his partner and he spoke of her kids, which is so crazy because it's like Harvey Weinstein's kids. And I think he referred to himself as like a nickname. He was like, Popsie, he said something like Popsie did it or Popsie won. Like, are you saying you're their dad? I mean, their dad's in jail. So like, they need a father.

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He's not the stepfather. He's a father who stepped up. I thought I heard that, but don't quote me on that. So I thought the whole exchange was actually really sweet. And I love them together. And I'm putting aside like my distaste for his speech. because I can hold space for multiple things at once. It was a very cute moment. And it was a really, oh, and then he couldn't remember.

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He was like thanking everyone on his team and his family and his family, his family. And he's like, I feel like I'm forgetting. And then they cut to Georgina and she's screaming, your mom, your dad, your parents. She's literally telling him who he forgot. They're totally like in love. They're a real couple. Like they are parchy. Like Kylie and Timothy.

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Kylie and Timothy were on camera quite a bit because, you know, in the monologue, they love to poke fun at everyone. And Timmy had a whole bit with Adam Sandler. And Kylie was cut out for a lot of the... I wanted to scream at the cameraman. Zoom the fuck out.

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And Pauline was there. I love to see Pauline out there shaking that thing. Kimberly from Sex, Lies, and College Girls. Yes, I think he has another brother too, but he's not in Sex, Lies, and College Girls, so I don't know him. But they all took a family photo. Kylie skipped the carpet, but met him right at the seats, letting him have his moment. Timothy looked really cute in his yellow outfit.

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It was a good night for them. Even though his movie took home not one award. I didn't think it was deserved. None of these movies were good, by the way. It was a particularly bad year for movies. Because when you think about last year, like Elvis, right? Like even though it didn't win everything, it was like glamour and everyone was talking about Istanbul.

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There was like nothing like that this year. Oh yeah. But see, people refuse to give Wicked, even myself, like look, I'm so, as a critic myself, I'm so sort of inured to not giving it the credibility it deserves, even though it is, like it was the biggest movie of the year. If we can talk about Barbie at the Oscars in a real way, we could talk about Wicked at the Oscars in a real way.

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Speaking of Rocket Man, Diane Warren lost again. I believe it was her 16th Oscar loss. And just give the woman a fucking Oscar.

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That song did sound really good. I hadn't heard of the song with her, but it sounded really good. And the winner was Amelia Perez. Like, are you fucking kidding me?

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Of all the reasons why Amelia Perez, like, was the worst movie and so offensive was because of the music. It was seriously, like, bad music. So for them to have won the music category... Was offensive. It was.

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It's him and his cousin go to Poland after their grandma, who's a Holocaust survivor, dies. Did you watch it?

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I didn't I almost did but it again I have such a hard time I can acknowledge like how close and that's what even we were saying about nobody wants this like I'm we're so critical of anything that reflects our culture because it's usually bad so I was just not in the mood to like take umbrage with the film do you know what I mean yes set in modern times it's not like an old yeah they're like I saw a review of it that was actually looked like a good review made me want to watch the movie it's like two guys are trying to like stave off a midlife crisis so they go

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I didn't watch it because I really wasn't in the mood to be a hater again. Do you know what I mean? It's so hard.

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So the only other person that I thought should have won, which is funny considering I have such a hate for Onora, is the guy who was nominated because he was an amazing actor. The movie was bad. This is what I'm saying. You have to separate the performer from the performance. Onora was like such a dumb movie. This guy was actually an amazing actor.

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He's relatively unknown and you couldn't get a read on him the whole time. He actually was a really important person in the movie. So if anything from Onora was gonna win, I wanted it to be that guy because I liked his character and he did an amazing job. But whatever. Whatever. Then best director went to a Nora. All in all, like, it was just such a dumb evening. Like, the movies were dumb.

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The people were dumb. Oh, you didn't say Zoe Saldana. Did we say Zoe Saldana?

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Amelia Price. And I just wanted to say I thought her speech was out of control. Classic. Like, she was really nutty at the Golden Globes, and it was, like, funny but weird, and she just brought the same energy. I thought she was really nutty. I actually loved the way that she looked. I've seen a lot of, like, hate for her dress. I thought she looked beautiful.

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Mine wasn't fabulous either. Although I did, yes, I did have a dinner party on Friday night. The Taylor's. You did.

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And I just thought it was such a crazy speech. I was just like, oh, it was a lot. And then she went backstage and was doing press and she got asked a question. Because the movie's been highly criticized. By people. Especially by, no, by Mexicans.

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Yes, right. By fans. And there was a reporter from like a Mexican publication who was Mexican herself and was like, what do you say to like the people of Mexico who were just like really disheartened to see you like make a film at the heart of Mexico when all you're talking about is like drug cartels and murder, which is like something we are known for that we shouldn't be.

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We have other things to offer, like a beautiful culture. And she basically told this woman to go fuck herself. She was like, we, yeah, made the movie in Mexico, but it's not about Mexico. It's about four women. It could have happened. It couldn't have happened anywhere. It's about the women. And it was actually like a really media trained answer.

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And you can think that, and you have every right to, but here's why it's dumb. And she was just sort of cutting out Mexico from the, she was like, yeah, we might have filmed in Mexico, but it was fucking irrelevant. Nobody cares about Mexico. And it was like, well, actually, the whole movie, I agree, it was done in Spanish. It was actually really about Mexico. It was the backdrop.

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She was hard to get a hold of. It was one of those nights that like was perfect and only would have been made more perfect if I could have a cocktail. You know?

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And the same way that Brighton Beach was the backdrop of Enora and the Enora girl thing to the people of Brighton Beach. The movie can be about four women and Mexico. Right. Right, but also the movie was special because the woman in particular, Emilia, was a Mexican cartel drug lord before transitioning to becoming a woman.

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Oh, she had like a drug cartel name, like the monster or something. Oh, yeah, like the... Like El Chapo. You know, I don't know what like I don't realize what like the government name was, but the drug cartel had like a name and it was like the leader of it was like El Chapo.

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I kind of want to just just know. I just really, like, I really did not enjoy the Oscars at all. And I'm annoyed, because, like, I was really curious to see if, like, for the first year where I watched almost all the movies, would it have been a different experience? And maybe if I had chosen a different year, like, where the movies were, like, they were competitive.

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Like, if there were so many good movies that we couldn't even choose, you know? But, oh, my God. It was, seriously, like, this is the state of filmmaking. James Cameron is rolling over in his grave. Like, it was so lame. And every movie was, like, stupid and awful. I don't know. It wasn't giving Oscars. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, but I think this is what the Oscars are giving now. I guess.

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But even when I think about recent years, there are movies that stand out that we still talk about. Like Green Book. Like Green Book. Do you know what I mean? Like none of the movies from this year will be remembered besides Wicked. Green Book is a great movie. Green Book was an amazing movie, and I remember that year, we watched a lot of the movies. Also, the one with the billboards.

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No. Ben, Taylor and Taylor. Like we were having so much fun. Ben made a beautiful meal. We played like board games. Like, you know, that's my dream night.

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Yeah, we watched that one. I can't believe we watched that. That was a bad movie. But I'm saying, every year, there are movies to watch. I didn't think that movie was so bad, actually. Uh... Like something happens to their daughter and they take out billboards in like this small town. Like I was just saying, movies come to mind in recent years that I've seen.

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Like I don't think we'll be talking about these films ever again.

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Okay. Like... Go off, Amelia. When that Amelia Perez songwriter started singing on stage, I knew I needed to turn it off.

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Correct. And they were nominated twice in the song category. It's fucking crazy.

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But the original song category doesn't do musicals. People write songs for the soundtrack, Miley.

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There's always one Disney film.

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And everybody was like, drinking wine, and Ben doesn't really drink, and he did, and I was like, oh my God, of course, one night you get fun drunk, and I'm not even allowed to participate. So it was fun, but it could have been better, you know? With a drink. Yeah, but that's actually not the most important thing that happened to me this weekend.

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Yeah. There really actually wasn't even that much to say. I guess I didn't have like... that many hot takes, just that like I didn't like Conan. I thought Anora was like- Not worthy. Not worthy and- Understood.

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Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday. And if there was a Monday that I ever felt like a Monday, it might be this particular Monday because my God, we have so much to cover. Hello, Jax.

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I am hanging my head in shame. I thought that's what you were saying, that she wrote that. I'm like, oh, I didn't read that part of the statement.

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Now, I just want to say, I feel good.

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I want to say that I feel a little bit of peace knowing she's not referring to us directly because she's talking about people who make the accounts.

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She's talking to the people who make the Finstas, the people who like spread... I guess that technically was us. And I'm sorry. She's so right. Some lessons need to be learned the hard way. I am hanging my head in shame. I shouldn't have brought it up. It just came across my desk. That's why I hate this job sometimes. You're forced to do things that you don't. And I knew it was wrong.

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I knew it was wrong. Of course. And you know what? Even if Mason did have a child, still none of our business. Oh, speaking of, you know what I'm going to watch this week? I've seen a lot of talk about it on social media. Ruby Frankie Hulu documentary, like the mommy blogger. Yeah.

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Apparently, like apparently she like filmed a lot of her abuse, like as vlog content, like yelling at everyone and like didn't delete it. So they have a lot of things from her hard drive and I've been seeing it go viral on social media. And that was a story that I like I know about, but I don't know a lot of the details.

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I too had a pretty boring weekend, although I consumed a lot of content for the purposes of today's show. I finished Love is Blind. I watched so much Desperate Housewives. I won't bore you guys with it, but it's just like the only thing that brings me joy. But I also had a traumatic event that I'd like to.

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add that to my list let me know how it is if you would recommend it i would maybe watch it but i it let me know if it's like really upsetting bothersome yeah well also like you know i think a lot of people have been asking me like turdy are you gonna put your kids on social media and i'm definitely not um and i think that this documentary will only further my decision like i i don't judge people who put their kids on social media but i think that after watching this documentary i might start

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If you're... If your kids account for 30% of your content, then 65% of the revenue that the kids bring in needs to be put into a trust for the child. This is like a new child labor, child exploitation law that passed in California a couple of weeks ago. And I actually think it's a great law. And a lot of people are talking about it online.

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Actually, they're kind of targeting a couple of creators because like the LeBrant family, I don't know if you know who that is. They're one of the biggest YouTube family channels. They have like five kids now. Yeah. they're moving out of California and people are like, well, it's because they don't wanna pay their kids.

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And I don't know if that's true or not, but then Brittany Xavier, who's a TikToker who makes content with mostly her husband and their like 18 year old daughter, but they also have two other kids who get in the content. She's also moving to Tennessee. and people are like, well, it's because you don't want to pay your kids. She actually responded. She was like, are you fucking kidding me?

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Every time my kids are in a video of mine, and I've said this for years, I pay them. We're moving out of California for X, Y, and Z. They're like, I think she wants to live on a farm. She's very homesteadery.

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Especially after the fires.

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No, you can tell when a parent sets up a tripod in the kid's room and holds a gun to their head to dance on camera. That's not Brittany Xavier. I agree. The LeBrand family does definitely do that.

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Because they were already doing it. Yeah.

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No, I don't either. And I actually don't think that California is, like, the most popular place for family channels to exist. I feel like it's, like, a lot of Utah, a lot of Texas. Like, I don't think that it's a very California-like thing.

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Because they're the Elko Dreamers.

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Right, back to Mason, I just wanna say, I'm sorry, I was wrong. And I'm sorry for dragging you down. No, it was so wrong, it was so wrong. I didn't say that I believed it, I just was remarking on how crazy it was that people were saying it. I didn't make it a thing, so I don't wanna take responsibility for that, but I shouldn't have brought it up, it's gross.

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Yeah, a baby is a blessing.

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Yes, you will not believe that the craziest thing ever happened to me again. So I'm obviously pregnant. I don't know if I mentioned that. I talk about it so little. And I get no backlash every time. Can I just say, I got so much hate on Friday after talking about pregnancy for 20 minutes. I feel like I've been so good reeling in my pregnancy stuff. And guys, just let me live. I'm pregnant.

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Yeah, I guess we did talk about it at length.

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And you know who I blame? Whoever sent me that TikTok. I forget who it was.

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Well, especially recently I've been asking because in our new studio setup, you don't have a clock near you where you can see the time. And I actually think you need one because like you would be moving differently.

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They had dinner the next night. Like they made it right.

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That's not what happened. What happened? So Bethany TikToks all the time, you know, like she makes like a lot of content every day and that night she makes a TikTok, the first one from the series and it's like, you know, when the hot young influencer like stands you up for dinner.

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And people started spiraling. And Bethany then like made a thousand TikToks about it, explaining that they had this dinner plan. She wasn't sure if Braxton was coming, but it was totally her and Alex. And it was at Carbone. And she gets to the table. They gave her this great table. And she texts Alex being like, by the way, they sat me in the corner.

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And, you know, when Bethany's telling the story, she's being like, you know, they're young, they're kids. So like, I'm sure they're going to be late. She's just being like a little derogatory the whole time. And then Alex calls her. And she's like, oh my God, is that tonight? She was like, I totally mixed up the dates. Like I'm so, you know, crazy from traveling. I'm so sorry. Super apologetic.

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Um, but she got the date wrong and she didn't stand her up. She just like mixed it up. It was a mistake. And Bethany then like decides to just be like, fuck it. You know, I'm having dinner by myself at Carbone. She has this fabulous meal.

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She's taking videos of herself eating, you know, the whole thing being like when somebody stands you up, like be your own independent woman and like have dinner by yourself.

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She's like, well, I'm at this bougie restaurant. Basically the undercurrent being like that you guys could never be at. And so I'm going to eat here for you.

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It's so true. Show me the Tony. So the next day, like the content doesn't stop from Bethany being like, get unready with me, getting stood up by Alex Earle.

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Right. So she's just like kind of beating a dead horse. And Alex is like, you know, being, you know, a good sport, leaving comments, being like, oh, yeah, I hear that Alex Earle sucks. And then the next night they get together. Alex brings her like a dozen roses. They make a million TikToks about it, like all good. Now, I just want to say, and I think that I've met Alex Earl a couple of times.

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I do not know her by any means. But, like, the vibe that I got is she's an extremely nice girl. And I do not think, like, the crazy rise to fame has affected her at all. I think she's really down to earth. Her friends from college are still her best friends. Like, she's really... I think she's a... Except for Sandra. I think she's a really, really nice girl. Yes. And I really believe that.

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What do you want me to do? Coach, can I ask you something?

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Yeah. And I think if anything, her fault is maybe she's a little naive. I think that might have been the case with the unwell thing that we've just been talking about. Because if I'm Alex Earl, I'm kind of hating Bethany.

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Yeah, and I think that if we never, I wouldn't be surprised if we never see these two interact again. Like Alex wanted to make it right, like go to dinner, like yeah. But I don't know.

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mistakes happen I don't I don't believe in any way that she didn't show up in bad faith and like wanted to stand up Bethany Frankel I think it really was a mix-up she's a young girl she's a lot going on she parties a lot like it happens right and what's the worst feeling than being like someone's at the restaurant in your pajamas like I'm sure she felt fucking horrible like really really horrible so to then like have Bethany make I swear 20 TikToks about it and I'm not even exaggerating and it's just like beating home like this thing you're probably embarrassed about that you feel bad about I just felt like

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Like Bethany did a little too much. And I know Bethany, this is Bethany's shtick. That's why she's as successful as she is. It's like every time something minor happens, like she went to a Chanel store and she said that they turned her away because she looked ugly or whatever. Like she makes it a moment and that's how she's so relevant. It's brilliant like media strategy.

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And so this is what she does. And I just feel like if I'm Alex Earl, like I'm a little annoyed. Yeah.

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At least, yeah, I can give her this.

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Okay. So one of the absolute blessings of pregnancy is how frequently you have to pee. And for some reason, you have to pee way more at night. And so I'm used to it now. I'm up to about three pees. Every two, three hours I pee. And on Saturday night, I got up to pee. And what's so funny is that... Something woke me up, and then I was like, oh, I'll pee.

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It was a particularly bad take. And Bethany usually is very good.

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It's so not true. And Alex actually over the weekend was doing a Get Ready With Me. Licks? Licks. She on TikTok like very briefly mentioned she's been like there's been like a lot of chatter online like about the podcast and honestly like I'm just as surprised as you guys. That's all she said. Basically being like the drop was surprise to her? I don't know. She really glossed over it.

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Like, that was her way of finding out, maybe?

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Well, when it comes to the Bethany thing, like, I just want to say, if we never see these two hanging out again, I think that's why.

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I don't think so. I don't think so. Even the comments at first were like, oh my God, LOL, like fun for fun. And then everybody was like, okay, Bethany, you're really like beating a dead horse. Like, did you have to make 30 TikToks about it? Like, so the narrative started to change. And I'm just, I'm actually really curious what Alex's thoughts on it are.

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Like, oh, all in good fun or like, okay, back off a little bit.

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And the thing that woke me up was Ben's heavy breathing. He's literally behind me, and I hear him just whistling in the wind. And I'm like, all right. How that bump made us jump. Literally. So he woke me up, and I was like, well, while I'm up, I might as well just get my pee out of the way. So I get up to pee. The door's closed to the bathroom. We have an en suite.

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Okay, this is the first I'm hearing of this, but... Is anybody else really shook by her being on People Magazine? I feel like to promote her new Netflix show, she's a former princess, she could have gotten the cover of Vogue. People Magazine, it's very pedestrian.

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Sub thing. Hollywood Reporter.

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W. W, yeah. I'm really shocked. And People Magazine has done a really good job in separating themselves from the other airport magazines. But it is a tabloid.

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No, when you're Meghan Markle, like you're supposed to have options better than this.

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Christina Haack has been on the cover of People Magazine.

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And I realized very quickly that the man is Ben, which I didn't really understand because three seconds before he was in the bed waking me up with his snoring. So I'm like, how did you get in the toilet? We are screaming off like... The whole thing like seriously never ended. Like scream, I scream, he scream, I scream, he scream. And then I was so petrified, like true fear that I collapsed.

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That was my, because I've never heard the story until you just brought it up. I didn't know that she did this interview. And my first thing was like, lowbrow.

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No, she should have spread it out because she's been like relatively quiet business wise for like the last year or two since the Lemonada podcast was announced. And that would have been a good time for her to do the podcast. You have to space these things out. Yeah. I actually feel like her and Harry are not good at spacing things out.

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Like they go dark for a while and then they do book, Netflix, the games. Invictus. Invictus. They do like a million things at once. Yeah, they are just Invictus. And then they overlap so hard and then they go dark. It's like, they need to make the money. So they work hard for six months and then they spend the money for the next year. Like they need to spread it out a little bit better.

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Oh my God. Are you going to be, no, today's March 3rd.

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Right, and spring starts technically March 21st, right?

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She's getting to work like abracadabra.

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Yes, I saw it on Hulu. I didn't watch it, but I saw that it was there.

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No, and the time has passed. You can take it off. I'm not watching it.

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No, actually, I disagree. I would not agree. I would not, like, if we all sit down on the couch, be like, yeah, let's watch that. I would be a naysayer to that movie.

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Yeah, I would say no. Oh, my gosh. Like, first of all, that movie came out and nobody moved. I heard not one thing. I heard not one thing about the movie.

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Are we ready for the fifth and final?

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No, the thing is, is that Ingrid Andres, the whole saga about her being drunk at the All-Star Game, if you don't remember, she sang the National Anthem at the MLB All-Star Game last year so horrifically, so offensively, and she literally dropped a statement being like, I'm an alcoholic. Like, this is rock bottom. See you guys later. And she went to rehab. She's been kind of quiet since.

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And now, as a part of her comeback, she sang the national anthem at another baseball game, which I actually think was a really good way for her to come back. It was a hockey game, but sure. Whatever. She did it to the best of her abilities. But the thing is, she never should have been tapped in the first place. She's not that type of singer. She's a very sweet, very... Yes, very like Norah Jones.

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Like my body gave out and I totally forgot I was pregnant. I landed on my knees, thank God. I have never been so scared. Except for the last time that happened. This one was worse.

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She doesn't belt. You need like Broadway people sing the national anthem. People with really soulful voices. She never should have been tapped. And so even when she was going to come back and do her best, it still wasn't going to be like good.

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No. And like her best version was never going to be particularly amazing.

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And there is the bar was low.

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Although I think, like, strategy-wise, this was a great way for her to get back out there and, like, kind of right the wrong. There was a lot of ways she could have come back, and I don't know if I would have suggested doing another Ashland anthem, but I kind of love it.

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Michio sending well wishes to Ingrid and maybe like let's stay away from sporting events. It's not it's not your thing. Like even sober.

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Now let's talk about Love is Blind. Quick TV recap because seriously nothing happened except obviously like so much so much happened for me to hate. And I'm going to, I'm going to.

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There were three episodes released. We started with five couples and we're now down to four. Thankfully, Dave and Lauren broke up because watching them for one more minute, like was so painful. It was actually cruel to make this girl be in a relationship with this guy who just refused to believe her, refused to champion her, refused to defend her.

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And meanwhile, she's like a doormat being like, love me, love me. I'll do anything for you. Like it was really painful. So to see her in the smallest way, stick up for herself.

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And she didn't even really, cause he broke up with her, but she, she like made him break up with her, which I appreciate because if she just broke up with him, that's exactly what he wanted to like get out of this relationship and So I liked that she made him do it, but I just like, it was really painful to watch somebody like not even remotely stick up for themselves. And she knew she was right.

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Like it was, it was such a painful relationship to be a part of. I'm so glad it's over.

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No, I feel like she was really committed to letting this process work slowly. And by the honeymoons, she was open to becoming a...

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a real couple and I think that if he had let her in more like with and not made the whole drama such a big deal like they probably wouldn't have gotten married but she was really committed to the process like of taking it slow of getting to know getting engaged moving in and he just like refused to move forward once he found out that like she had a boyfriend sorry she slept with somebody like a

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He was such a prick, and it was just like the obsession with the sister. First of all, we never got the sister. We never got a single one of his friends on the show. And he really made her feel like that was her fault, being like, well, now my sister, nobody wants to be a part of the show because you had sex with somebody two weeks before coming here.

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Actually, the last time the roles were reversed, I was on the toilet and it's pitch black. And I like look up for a second and there's a man standing over me. I don't know which one was more scary. This one just feels more scary because it was more recent, but oh my God, I've never felt like such abject terror in my entire fucking life. Like, I was up for an hour afterwards.

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And she was like, well, my family didn't really want to be a part of the show, but half of them did, and the ones that didn't agreed to meet you off camera. So, like, why can't anybody come to the table? Everything was Lauren's fault. It was actually painful to watch him, like, seriously. That's really painful.

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And then the next couple of nights later, everybody gets together and old people come, Dave and Lauren come, and Molly comes. Molly is the redhead? The redhead. We're very used to people in the pods being in a threesome. And then the couple breaks up and the girl then goes and tries to get with Dave. And let me tell you how refreshing it was to hear Molly and Lauren chat.

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Lauren tells Molly the whole story. She's so disgusted. She's so riding hard for Lauren. She doesn't, she's not even remotely interested in, they don't even talk. Like she's not even interested in any of it. It was so refreshing to see somebody like really not like looking out for their own interests, just being like, oh, I'm gonna believe Lauren that this guy sucks and I'm gonna stay away.

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Like it was just such a clean, I maybe like Molly so much. And she was like listening to the story so animated, being like, you're kidding. Oh my God, he's disgusting. It just made me like her so much, and it was really refreshing we never get that. Because another example, Madison, Mason, and Meg, the threesome. Hold on. Aunt girl.

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Right. Right. So everybody comes to this party, and turns out Meg and Mason have been seeing each other. Like, they connected offline. It sounded like... Like, kind of pargy, you know? Especially because, like, the way that they ended was not right. The thing is, he did choose the other girl first. Like, he did.

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Yeah. In this process. Madison is just fucking dreadful. Like she comes to this party and there's so much drama, you know, like she was at the airport and Ben Platt wanted to meet her and they give her a hug. And then he starts talking shit about Mason. She's telling this cockamamie story. She's a liar. I seriously couldn't even follow it.

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well that's the other thing I don't believe anything she says and she's telling this story like she still wants to be the main character of this show and because she didn't get like to the honeymoons she needs to find another way and I still don't care if everything she's saying is true like I still don't give a shit we've seen her lie yeah I just like I don't care and they never even followed up on it like after last night's episodes and then we're at the weddings now so she makes this whole drama and still nobody cares like there's no moving the needle with her she's just like she's not a main character sorry but

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So Dave and Lauren break up. It was really painful. She actually shares that he went to go see his sister off camera and she wrote a letter to the sister just like explaining who she is and like that she really, really cares about Dave and that everything being said about her is not true.

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And she just like really wants a chance to meet the sister and show her that she is going to be an amazing wife. And Dave didn't even give the letter to his sister.

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They're broken up. And now the rest of the episodes are just like the final touches on everybody's couples before the wedding. They do the bachelor parties. They go to the mall as their bachelorette party. It was really sad. Yeah. Oh, and I'm sorry. And they do it. They made it a theme night. Well, I guess the thing in Minnesota that they're known for is the Mall of America. Oh, my God.

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You didn't say the Mall of America.

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Was at the Mall of America. And they also decided to make it a theme night. And they dressed as like old ladies. Mary-Kate and Ashley? Old ladies. They wore like cardigans and pearls. Yeah. That's a thing. It's so funny. Yeah. So let me just give you, let me give you an update on all couples.

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My knees were killing me because I collapsed onto my knees. It was the worst thing that ever happened to me. We now have rules in place. And I'm just like, can I have one thing? Like what, you have to pee in the middle of the night too? Like I'm fucking pregnant. Like I said, first of all, And ever since it happened, I'm very aware that it could happen again.

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I think the couples that we have the strongest chance of seeing get married are of course Monica and Joey, who have really just been having good conversations, making progress, talking about family. Like really, I like them so much.

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And they had this really sweet conversation where he was like, I really appreciated the fact that like the first time you met me, people really write me off because I'm really goofy and I have this like positive personality. And they think that you can't be that, but also be like intellectual. And I think people often think he's dumb.

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And he was like, I just really appreciated like you seeing me for both sides of who I am. Like I am really smart, but I'm also like goofy Joey. It was so sweet. Jackie, I love these two. They make the show worth watching. And I do think they'll get married. I do.

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No, because Monica and Joey, like, don't end up together in Friends.

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That's funny. But you're also, like, not watching Love is Blind. That's why you're transported. I'm trying. The other couple that I shockingly think has a chance is Shorty and Taco Bell nurse, Taylor and Daniel. Oh, yes. Oh my God, Claudia.

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I mean, if I'm her and he's not mad at me and like making me feel, I love him. No, he was so stalwart.

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And let me tell you, they have progressed so nicely. I actually think they might get married. He likes her so much. I think she likes, and this is where like Love is Blind, it's like a good couple for Love is Blind because she had said she probably would have written him off just because of his height. Like it's just, is what it is. And I actually think they're a great couple.

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And the whole Christmas thing is really weird. They're like two people who are obsessed with Christmas. No, they come home from Guatemala and they're like, where should I eat my stocking? Jackie, they did their Christmas cards. It's March.

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And so I do see how she thought he was like faking it. Right, it's too good to be true. Yeah, it's so nuts. But no, they both are like so obsessed with Christmas and I actually kind of like them. I think that they'll go all the way. I do. I like that. Now we get to like the controversial couples who are probably not getting married. Virginia and Devin. What happened there? They talk.

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In two months. Yeah, like we're almost there. Like usually the first Monday of March, it just reminded me like, yeah, that's something coming up. That's something to look forward to.

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they talk a lot about politics, and it's clear he doesn't say it. Devin and his family are Republicans, and Virginia and her family are Democrats, and it's like, can they get past that? And they're having these political conversations. Nobody wants to say anything, right? I mean, you're on TV.

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And I always now pee with the door open. And like I make a lot of sound when I pee just so somebody knows that like a hi, I'm here. So I'm aware of it. Ben is obviously not. So now we have rules in place. I said for the remainder of the pregnancy, like you have to pee in the guest room in the middle of the night. I'm sorry.

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Yeah, I know. I'm with you. So they're in bed, and Virginia's clearly trying to bring up politics, and we have to watch 10 minutes of her circling the drain before she brings up abortions, and it's so painful. Just ask the question,

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And then they, he, you know, he doesn't want to say, he basically says that like a lot of his decisions are guided by his faith, which I think he thought was a safe answer because they've really connected over both like being like God loving Christians. And she like immediately hates that because she's seeing like, you know, like pro-life energy. And they're not saying any of this.

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So then he's like, she goes, well, what is your family typically like voting history? He's like, well, my family, and so first of all, just so you know, Devin's dad is black, mom is white, and so he has like a mixed race family. And he says, my family has historically voted pretty conservative.

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And then Virginia goes, oh, well, like my family has tended to voted like more progressive, more liberal leaning, you know, because we're black. And I didn't see anybody online being like, that's kind of rude. Like Devin's family is black too. Like it was like, I think the word is colorist. Like it's like a thing in the black community. Like I'm less or more black than you.

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I could tell he was so offended by the remark. And it was just very, it was kind of, he was like, well, my dad is black. Like, what are you trying to say? Like, what are you trying to say? Yeah. And I felt like after that, like they're done. And now I'm seeing so many like flaws because she has this prenup and he comes and reads it, whatever. And he just signs it, you know?

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Because he's not getting married.

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No, there should be like private hours of the pods.

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And if you do happen to like forget and pee in our bathroom, like pee with the door open, make a lot of sound, like just make yourself known. Don't be like, you know,

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With Virginia and Devin, I don't think the politics is why they're not going to end up together. I just think it's another. Because you watch them, and she says all the right things. She's so happy. But there's no life behind her smile. She's just sort of going through the emotions of this. I don't think that they'll get married.

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But the opposite is happening with Sarah and Ben, where I think they like each other a lot. I think they really have a lot of potential. He loves her. and she really likes him. And I think she has like, you know, straight woman guilt for liking this guy who like goes to church. Like she's really into her social causes and her politics. And like, that's just not his thing.

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You know, he like is just, but he said in, in like the things that really matter to her, like he would be happy to go to pride with her. Her sister is lesbian. Um, he'd be happy to like, go look at other churches that like are known for being inclusive. Like he's really being flexible. Yeah. And he hasn't said anything. He said like, um, Wait, he said something that was like, my brain.

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He was like, whatever. He was just basically saying like, he hasn't given her anything. He's not as passionate, but they don't inherently disagree on stuff.

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So we get to their wedding right up until like, they're like, Sarah, do you? And then it ends. So we see her family and everything. And so I think that like, who's the first wedding? Sarah and Ben. We haven't seen any weddings yet. Yes. So her sister and the sister's wife are definitely skeptical of the whole thing. And they catch them on camera. I don't think they realize they're on camera.

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They're just waiting for her to come out in the dress. And they're like, I think she's going to say yes. But I think she's only going to say yes because she thinks she has to. They're hating this whole thing. They hate him. They do not want her to get married. Why don't they like him? So it's actually funny because he is very similar to how she grew up.

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Her parents are very, like, you know, God-loving Christians. I think they're really excited about the fact that she might end up with somebody who, like, they would approve of. Yeah. It's like an ideal situation for them. So she's kind of torn between, like, how she grew up and then her sister who sort of – I would say like is as it's further from the life that they grew up like knowing.

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And so she wants to please both sides. So I think that's what the sister was saying. But I don't think the sister gets is like at the end of the day, like I think Sarah likes him so much. And that just might take that just might be the end all be all.

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Yeah. I think they can grow together. Or I feel like he might just be saying, because she brings something up.

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Well, I believed him because she wasn't saying anything crazy, being like, my sister's gay. Would you hang out with her? Like, yeah. And then they come home and his best friend is lesbian. Like, it's it's not a thing. But then she brings up on the last day of conversation being like, if, you know, our kid comes home at 12 and says that they want to transition.

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She like and he's just like kind of agreeing with her. And I wasn't buying what he was saying. Like, I think that.

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That's what I think. Everyone's like, what's she going to say? What's she going to say? I'm like, I don't know. I feel like this whole time he might be like placating.

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We'll see. The other couple that remains is who? Did I get them all? I feel like you did. There were five, Dave, Virginia, Monica, Sarah, and Ben. And Shadi. Oh, okay, I got them all. It's so boring. One of the worst seasons I've ever watched. I'm having fun recapping it. I'm having no fun watching it. It's like pulling teeth. I understand.

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And I'm not gonna lie, towards the end of this episode, I did start skipping.

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So that's the Love is Blind recap. Wow, that was a long show. We had a lot to do and I think we did it all.

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No, we'll just, we'll catch up next week. I know, needed. One by one is so painful. I know. That's our show, you guys. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast on Monday morning show. We deliver the fastest stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube.

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Well, it happened in our old apartment and we had a nightlight on the floor in the bathroom. Like it's, it's not about that. And I'm actually just want to say, like, I don't feel like this is that crazy. I'm surprised it doesn't happen to more people because like when your partner gets out of bed, like it jostles the bed and like wakes you up and you're like, oh yeah, I'll pee.

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And you don't realize that you're jostled because they got up to pee. So I feel like it's not the craziest thing. And the fact that it's happened to me twice now, like sounds crazy, but it's not.

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I'm surprised my doorbell didn't ring with the cops. Good to know that not a single one of my neighbors called the police when two people were screaming for their fucking lives.

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I know it's not the point. It's not the point. But, like, Ben's scream. It was really icky. I was going to say, like, pussy. No, and, like, the pitch and the tenor of it was so. And it's like he's just seeing, like, a small, beautiful woman.

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Because, like, you do pee a lot.

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Yeah, and it's like, what are you doing here? Get out of here. No, that's really crazy that he screamed. I had reason to be suspicious about the man in my bathroom.

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And now, like, now I can laugh, like, replay, like, his face.

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But in the moment, it was so scary. Like, I couldn't laugh. Now I can. Were you mad at him after? No, no. I was really, really shaken up. Like, I was so afraid. Yes, I had actually went through, like, the real feelings of somebody being kidnapped. Like, your worst nightmare, you wake up and someone's in your house, right? Like, now, thankfully, the person in my house lived there.

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The thing is, is that, you know, actually, I'm glad you brought that up because I go through, I go through eras where like I'm such a hater of things. And it's hard because like your job is to like, you know, watch it all, recap it at all. And no one wants to come on here being like, I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. And I do. I'm just like a hater to my core.

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But it was, like, the real feelings of it. Do you know what I mean? Yes, and how was Romeo? Yeah. He has been sleeping in the crate because he's pissing us off. So he was a non-factor. I can only imagine what he would have thought. Romeo's POV.

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It was the craziest thing.

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Yeah. And what are, like, solves? Having a second toilet is huge. Like, obviously, like, sorry, your walk is now much longer, but it's not my problem.

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Oh, my God. It was the craziest thing that ever happened to me. And then, like, we were just supposed to wake up and be normal. And I... We woke up and went to brunch with Ben's parents. And... I actually had to leave early. I was really feeling dizzy and not okay. I think that the whole traumatic event really took a physical toll on me.

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You might have had a vasovagal. By the way, it was giving vasovagal, exactly. I was feeling really unsteady at brunch and nauseous like I was going to throw up, so I had to leave.

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Courtney Kardashian released a statement, and I feel bad. So we have a lot to talk about. Oh, and we're doing Alex Earle, Bethany Frankel. So that's another one of my takes today that I feel like people are not gonna see coming.

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Yeah, I know. Hot dogs are not sandwiches. The word moist is weird. No, I would say my hottest take is, It's not even hot. We'll talk about it, okay?

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And the Fast Five stories you need to know are brought to you by Netflix and their new series, Running Point, that I feel like everybody was talking about this weekend. It's now number one on Netflix. I'm sure you guys have heard of it. It's the new comedy series from hitmaker and dream guest host on the toast, Mindy Kaling.

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And it stars queen of rom-coms, beloved Hollywood glamazon, her mom was at the Oscars last night, Kate Hudson. So Running Point is really edgy, it's bold, and it's a hilarious twist on the underdog comedy. It features Isla Gordon's rise to the top as one of the most iconic professional basketball franchises, and her dysfunctional yet lovable family trying to block her shot.

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But yes, I have been very mainstream, like watching everything on TV these days. It's more so pregnancy. Yeah, even though the Oscars was one of those miserable experiences, do you know how grateful I was to have to watch something that I could live tweet and be a part? The activities don't come as easily as they used to.

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So a scandal forces her brother to resign, and then Isla, who's played by Kate Hudson, is appointed to president of the LA Waves, which is one of the most storied professional basketball franchises, and it's her family's business. She's ambitious. She's often overlooked.

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Isla will have to prove to her skeptical brothers, the board, and the larger sports community, especially two big sports podcasters like ourselves, that she was the right choice for the job, especially in the unpredictable, male-dominated world of sports. She may not have been a part of the original playbook, but as the skeptics will soon learn, she's calling all the shots now.

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So like it or not, she's here. It's a really fun and easy binge. It's sharp and edgy laugh out loud moments. It's star studded with some of your faves. My fave from the other two is in it. I love to see him on my screen. Mindy Kaling's a genius. Everything she puts her stamp of approval on, like you know it's gonna be good.

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And Running Point is truly an example of that because just watch it, you'll love it. And it's now on Netflix, so you can watch it now. Again, it's called Running Point. It stars... Kate Hudson, and it's written by Mindy Kaling, and you can watch it now on Netflix, wherever you do that, phone, tablet, computer, you know. Today's episode is also brought to you by Nutrafol.

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The promo code is THETOAST. That's Nutrafol.com. Our promo code is THETOAST. Thank you, The Tert. Now, before we dive into the Oscars, because I did spend like, you know, the latter six months, not latter, former six months of my life watching these movies. And I want to talk about my thoughts on them, right? Like, because I have a lot. I saw a lot of the movies, the winners, things like that.

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First up, Grammys recap. We will start with the big winners and probably branch off into performances from there. Sounds good? Yeah. So first up was Best Pop Vocal Album, which was the stacked category that would perhaps set the tone for Album of the Year.

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And Sabrina won, which I was so happy. And I think that it was the Best Pop Vocal Album of the Year. Like it so felt right. It was right after her performance, which was so amazing. She showed the room what Brina's about, what Brina's been about, and what you all had been sleeping on in the industry. Those people sitting in those boxes should be ashamed.

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Night Changes would have been nice because everybody's always listening to Night Changes and using it in their reels.

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While also not being boring. Like some people have like a specific look that they have and then you can predict what they're going to wear on every carpet. And while you can like predict the vibe that she's going to put out what her hair and makeup will be like, it is so exciting to see what she does every time. And that's hard to nail.

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Love, love, love. And you could tell she was so surprised. Yeah. Yes, of course. Her speech was very, like, pargy and professional and, you know, thankful. And that was it. I thought it was a really great night for her. But then what was surprising to me was, like, I felt like her performance was 10 out of 10. And, like, you know, usually the rest would kind of, like, fall off from there.

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That would have been really parj. I didn't even think of it, and now I'm feeling FOMO.

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But I thought the rest of the performers were really strong. Like, Chaperone, obviously, you know, she's not, like, my girl. But great performance. Yeah.

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That's Miss Chap. That's Chap. The more I see Lady Gaga, the more Chapel Rowan makes sense to me. These are the artists. Gaga's going to gog. I'm not going to question it.

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She was singing her song and I love that song and I love the two of them and I love Lady Gaga's music. She is so crazy and like stop trying to fight it. Stop trying to make sense and want her to act like a normal person. Like no, she's a creative. Let her be. And I feel that way about Chapel Roan too. Like Chapel's gonna chap.

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She's making Chapel make sense to me where it's like just enjoy the song.

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No. Do I understand any of it? No. Am I no longer trying to? Yes.

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thousand percent so we see our we see ourselves in brainer yeah we don't have to not ask hard questions yeah exactly we don't have to sort of linear it's all linear when it comes to brainer next pop duo group performance went to lady gaga and bruno mars for die with a smile this was actually a stacked category us gracie abrams and tailored levi's jeans beyonce and post malone

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Charlie XCX, Billie Eilish, and Ari was also nominated. But this song is so beautiful. Like it's on another level of like musicality.

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No, and one of my favorite Instagram accounts, Lizard P. Woods, posted a really interesting statistic. It was all the songs that were nominated for Song of the Year. She posted how many streams they'd gotten on Spotify. And Die With a Smile is number two from all those top songs. Birds of a Feather is number one. Die With a Smile is number two.

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Yeah, Good Luck Babe is number three. Please, Please, Please is number four. Our Bar Song is number five. Not Like Us, Kendrick Lamar, which swept in those categories, is number six. Fortnite is number seven. And Texas Hold'em is number eight.

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Because everyone was also liking that. Playing songs that aren't theirs. And then also everyone was singing songs for California. And there were only so many great songs about California. And then we're just like singing. And they didn't even sing California. Lots of covers. Why didn't they sing that one?

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Well, that's classic Taylor. And also, Taylor has never won Song of the Year or Record of the Year. Oh. Yeah, even though she's won Album of the Year more times than anyone else. That's crazy. That's because the singles that she puts forth are bad and the worst on the album. And she's more of an album girl than a song of the year girl.

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And I think as we talk about Beyonce and the album of the year, her finally getting it, some people write fire songs and some people write fire albums.

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Now I would say so. But at the time, I wouldn't have said so. This has been like a relatively new thing, I would say, since Red are the worst songs, the singles.

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Because previously, like Love Story, You Belong With Me, those were the best off of Fearless.

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And that's also why the fans can't agree on the best songs because we've all sort of gone on our own journeys in search of the best songs.

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Right. Like getaway car. She never put that forth. That was a mistake. Even Cruel Summer never put forth and only had its renaissance for the lover.

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It did. Anyways, then, okay, next best pop solo performance went to Espresso Sabrina, which was non-televised. Best new artist, stacked. And that medley, everyone performed. Everyone was so good. Benson Boone, Sabrina, Dochi, Cruel Summer. Krungingbin, I didn't see that.

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But they all won other things individually. And they were nominated like for big categories. That's why they had their own performances.

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Why didn't they sing California Girls by Katy Perry? Like, there are actually even better songs.

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That feels right. Like people who have worked for you should have healthcare.

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Yeah. Something that would have been. Yeah. She was nominated for a lot. Then song of the year stacked category, as we've said, went to not like us by Kendrick Lamar.

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As did Record of the Year. So I turned off after Song of the Year. So I didn't see that he won both categories, which considering the other songs were so strong, of course, I feel like this is a disappointment. But I know that this song is like massive with people. It's like a diss track and Drake and the lore and like it's a really good song in its category. And so like it deserves to win.

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Obviously, it was not my song nor Record of the Year.

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I know she wasn't nominated. Well, she was brutally snubbed. Not that it's a snub if you don't deserve it. She was, like, completely left out.

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But the thing is, I feel like I feel as though so many of these songs were so obviously the song or record of the year, whether or not they were mine. So it was one that I couldn't even see, but okay.

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Yeah, or honestly, especially seeing those streaming numbers, Billie Eilish. Because one, I don't know which one's which, but one song of the year is about how the song is written, like the musical perfection. The production. The production. I think that's maybe song.

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Okay, and then the other one is about popularity. What was the song of the year? And I do think Birds of a Feather or Espresso were the songs of the year, but I'm not that mad about it.

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Is that why they kept saying the 13,000 voting members?

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Okay. I do feel like they vote and that's what it is. They don't just give it to people based on who's coming because everyone comes together. Agreed. But maybe those voting members do feel swayed in one way or another based on... Gender. No, I'm kidding. Based on a million different things. Based on Jay-Z yelling at them last year. I don't know. Right.

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She wasn't nominated, so do you even get an invitation at that point?

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Well, so when we get to album of the year, I do want to talk about that. So next is album of the year. And also must be said that country album of the year went to Beyonce, Cowboy Carter. So then it was like very clear it was going to be between like her and Sabrina. Because if you won one, you would have to win the other. And album of the year.

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No. I haven't had a chance to yet, and I'm so curious how it was, because I've been really hard on her, and I wanted to know how she did. I'll watch it later.

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Or how Taylor could win when she didn't win best pop vocal against Sabrina.

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Yeah, they showed people, but I don't know.

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So much to discuss. Yes, this will be a musical episode. Not that the other ones aren't, but we are recapping the Grammys. The five and a half hour show was it? I don't know because eventually I had to go to sleep. So I did miss the last three hours, but I watched most of it.

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No, it's, like, idolatry, and I feel like it does circle back to that, like,

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conspiracy theory that people were saying that people always like that's why the conspiracy theory became so popular because the way people talk about Beyonce is actually not normal like her her peers and maybe I'm a Miley apologist though I do feel like Miley actually genuinely loves her they are for sure friends they did collab like she's been talking about I just want to say she was talking about Beyonce like that before everyone was so just like but

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People who've never won a Grammy who deserve at least one. I feel like it's her.

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She can't go. I'm sorry. She can't for Katie Self.

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No, like Firework, when it was nominated for Best Song, was snubbed.

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They should have brought her to sing California Girls. That way she could have come. I'm sure she was free last night.

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I don't think she's beefing, though. Because Ariana Grande doesn't go because she has beef with the Grammys. And Eternal Sunshine, even though it was nominated here and there, it got some snubs also. She will never go to the Grammys again. Ari.

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Shade. I don't think there's beef for Katy Perry. I think it's just like... We'll get him next time.

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Yeah, I could just see her being about that. And then don't forget like Billie Eilish has run her mouth. So I actually feel like Olivia Rodrigo might have some- Some allies in the audience. Enemies of her enemies are her friends. Charlie XCX. Gabrielle. I saw enough to know Gabrielle was there.

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I'm just saying like maybe there were more people that she felt comfortable with. And she brought her man. So she was okay.

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A hundred percent. Like in that situation, Sabrina will never forgive.

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Yeah, no, she was seriously burned. That's like Kim forgiving Taylor. Like, nobody asked. Taylor has to forgive you.

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There was one thing that I was just like, we had to talk about. I feel like it had to do with tailored. But it's evaded me, so... I think we can move on from the Grammys 2025 in the books.

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I feel like they got a longer time slot than usual. They're like, okay, you guys always go over, so we'll give you four and a half hours. And it's a telethon. I think it's better when it's like you're feeling rushed towards the end. But like leave us wanting more. Yes. They did not do that. No.

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Our next story actually will be a little bit of Grammys adjacent news because Beyonce has announced her Cowboy Carter tour. So this was the news that Beyonce was going to announce but then she postponed the announcement of the announcement.

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and the announcement is that she is going on a 2025 cowboy carter tour so she the announcement has been announced yes she confirmed in an instagram post on her instagram after the grammy said she'll be heading out on tour to la chicago london new york paris dc atlanta las vegas and houston so this seems like a small tour no or am i missing something

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Like she's going to what, 10 major cities? So maybe she's just tired. Yeah, I don't know. Or maybe she, I feel like she might be doing it in like a, what kind of venues, we don't know. Or she'll do more.

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Right. I know, I'm like, I'm here for it, but we're just so used to like a global world tour and like this seems very intentional.

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But because I've listened to even TTPD, like you love that album. It was your whole year. You've not once said it was snubbed.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Yeah. So I'm just saying like you can be like non-biased even though you're favorite. Yes.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Well, I will always be into bleach eyebrows because I feel seen.

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I'm looking at this picture. I just assumed it was like part of the dress, but no, like she's seriously being stabbed by her own dress.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Oh, that's so interesting. Cause right under it is like a little bow of sorts, like a little embellishment. So I was like, maybe it's like the strings on top of the bow.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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I feel like she wasn't listening because she was just sitting down.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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But because she was the only country award nominated from Album of the Year, she therefore already won Country Album of the Year, no?

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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That's a really good point. The one other note I needed to make about the Grammys is that Architect by Kacey Musgraves won Country Song of the Year. And so for me, that was everything as it was the Country Song of the Year to me.

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And it's the Grammys, 13,000 voting members, respecting parginess.

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Oh yeah. Like not my favorite either.

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He's genre-fluid because he's also country, but I would put him there.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Yeah, but the Deeper Well aesthetic is very stripped back. I'm shocked she wasn't wearing the thing in her hair, the bushka.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Lainey Wilson, I just want to say, is growing on me.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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What's just surprising to me is why does Lainey Wilson get tapped for that tribute? She's always just the person in country.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Who else? Drake. Drake. Kendrick Lamar. Okay, so pop. You want to say pop. Yeah, pop. Well, yeah, pop is a girly category. So if you're a man in the category, you're going to be girly. You're a little girly.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Right. I'm just, what surprises me about her is that like she gets all these huge opportunities. For me, like she seems like she's been around five minutes. Like Kelsey Ballerini's there. Like you could, she could do something. So I'm just like, why is it always her? But taking that out of the equation, like she sang, she was so good last night.

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And like, I think she really showed up for country music and she is very authentically country. And like, I'm going to start my Lainey Wilson, like re-education of myself because- Grease and Hang Tight Honey.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Yeah, no, even four by four by you. Oh, I actually hate that song. I don't love the song, but every time they play a clip of it, like, cause she's always nominated for it. I'm like, that's pargy. Okay. She's really talented. I listened to the two songs you told me to. Did you like them?

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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They weren't enough to get me on the train, but I think I will listen to her album because after CMAs, I listened to Cody Johnson. Like I said, I would. And I had heretofore been asleep on Cody Johnson. She's putting in the work. Cody Johnson is really good. Really good.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Okay, now to our next story. Actually, a little more Grammys adjacent news because this was the craziest thing that happened the entire night. Chloe Kardashian blasts 2025 reporters for cutting baby face interview short to talk to Chapel Roan.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Yeah, so two women who work for the Associated Press were doing red carpet interviews. They were talking to Babyface, doing an interview with him, and one of them saw Chapel Roan. passing by and literally like screams chapel as baby face is talking and brings her over and he was like oh okay and starts walking by and they're like yeah sorry and yeah and he was just like oh okay bye yeah

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No, and for the Associated Press, I do think their listeners and viewers, whichever ones they have, would be more interested in hearing from Babyface. Know where you're working. They probably don't even know Chapel Roan. And you probably thought, oh, how could I miss this moment with Chapel Roan? Pass a new artist, blah, blah, blah. And it's like, in the grand scheme of things, whatever...

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Bullshit interview you had with Chapel Roan like was no big moment but you snubbing babyface was. So Khloe Kardashian actually put to words I think how a lot of people were thinking.

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Well I think to do this to anyone for anyone would just be so rude so it doesn't even matter who it's for and who it's to like there is no person that's more interesting to talk to that you would snub one person then to come to find out that someone who's been in this industry for so many years has contributed so much to music it's not just a random person.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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No, everyone... is so mad at this person. Like she was better off having a boring baby face interview that nobody talked about than this chap. Like, yeah. Anyways, Khloe Kardashian posted, this is so disrespectful how baby face was treated in this interview. Baby faces had such a significant impact on the music industry in so many ways.

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Maybe that's why he has like so many streams because it's like everyone has to go to the one if they're looking for straight male music.

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It is maddening to see a legend not get the respect and attention they deserve. He is a pioneer and deserves so much better than this. With decades of groundbreaking work as a songwriter, producer, and performer, he shaped the sound of multiple generations. I love you, babyface, and I am a forever fan and thankful for all that you have blessed us with. By the way, what a class act you are. P.S.

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Big or small, old or new, you don't treat people like this. There's a way to handle this. I fucking love Khloe. And this was wrong in my opinion. No, I love Khloe. She's been going off a lot recently.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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It was just, it bothered me so fucking much. No. And like, this doesn't happen, even though I'm sure things like this happen all the time. Like there are ways that this goes down. Like, I mean, also they have like people who can hold the person to like, you know, he does this all day, every day. They don't have people disrespecting people.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Even when someone more interesting walks by, like there is a way to do this. And this was just so wrong, amateur.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Yeah. It's interesting to think about.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Yeah. I'm shocked. Why are they still doing this? I felt like they went back to entertainment journalism.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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So who was doing all the celebrity interviews? Zuri? Zuri and Wells. That's so interesting. No, Jackie was so weird. Maybe he's trying to be the next Ryan Seacrest. He does host on the show, on The Bachelor. I'm just saying this is definitely a big next step, but maybe that's where he's trying to go.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Next up. Okay, so that's really it for the Grammys now.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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We were in bed at home getting over the flu, which wasn't like actually so terrible to just be cozy watching TV. And you know, I can only watch so much Spidey and his amazing friends. So I actually read my book for the redheads while, um, they were watching TV and it is so good. This book is so good. And it's been so long since I've read wedding people, the wedding people.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Thank you, Claudia. You're welcome. Our next story, major update in the Justin Baldoni and Blake Lively case. Oh, what now? His website dropped. Oh, right, right. So Justin Baldoni's website that he had said was coming has dropped. It is called thelawsuitinfo.com. And in it is everything, every text.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Every text, email, exchange with the studio, with Blake, throughout the filming of this movie. From the time he got the book rights from Colleen Hoover. And the tide had already...

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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turn pretty completely against Blake but this is really the nail in the coffin people are like cherry picking text messages that from her that are really cringe and also just paint a different sort of picture than what we had gleaned from the New York Times and um

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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So it's just like a fiction book, a girl it's, you know, present day she's go like, it's just a one woman telling her

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Yes. And I have not read through everything yet, though I plan to because I'm so confounded and confused by this whole thing that like I can't really have a take on it until I can wrap my head around as much information as is available. However, like I'm getting ready to eat my words.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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I am. I think that my initial assessment of Justin is still fair, which is like, that's not my kind of guy, like cringe. But I think that, and it's funny because we were always on to Blake and Ryan until this. And maybe because everyone was hating them, like it just like made us want to defend them. But from what I'm seeing this year,

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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these texts and everything portray it's like they did this man so dirty I'm not gonna say that until I read it all because right now I feel like I'm just being swayed by other people's takes so I want to come to my own conclusion but I'm just letting you guys know like I'm warm enough to say if I was wrong about this yeah the thing is is that I trust my gut here like I feel like you're right we've never been like huge Blake Lively or Ryan Reynolds fans and I think there's definitely like weirdness abound with them um

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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story of what she's up to which I add it to my good read it's hard for me to like I'm surprised that you like it yeah no I'm shocked that I like it so much it has like a lot of depth it's not just like a surface lyrics girly book like there are so many interesting touch points just like good banter good writing I was talking to Dana about it not to spoil it but like she

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Okay. I think that's fair. And I'm not saying like, I feel like with this, I find myself like being, I am being swayed by easily swayed turfers and the bots. And that's because I just don't really have a stake in it. So I can't like stick up for one person. Cause I don't know these people from Adam and I was never a fan of any of them in a strong way to begin with.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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So that's why I'll read this and then decide.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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That's really so crazy. That's when people really get carried away. And they don't understand. Sometimes the industry is so nefarious and there's all these things that go on behind the scenes and you couldn't even fathom it. And then other times it's like you're assigning all this credit to something that isn't even a factor in someone's decision.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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So I'm just saying these texts and the fact that he has all these texts and he's sharing everything from soup to nuts. This man is trying to clear his name like and he will do anything and spend whatever because if he does not come back from this he has nothing. The two of them like are fine.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Sorry. Oh, I disagree. I feel like if you have been like so thoroughly, um, and like you have nothing else. Like this, what would he ever do again? And say he was so wrong. Like just operate under the premise that he's so wrong. Like would you not do everything that you could to clear your name? No, I guess I would. I would. And it's not just a matter of like. I have a really hard time.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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is no don't spoil it I just added it to my not to spoil the book but Dana is loving the book and I'm it's been so long since like I've liked just a fiction nonsense book even though this book is not nonsense just because it's really well written it's hard for me to care about things that aren't true that aren't like based on a true story that aren't telling a larger message of something important it's just good writing and good reading and I am loving it like I'll be sad when it's over you should read it that's so good I'm I'm I was like gonna read it but the fact that you liked it is shocking so I'll read it

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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It's not just a matter of like agree to disagree. We'll go our separate ways. And like we just all don't like each other. And I'm going to take the high road. Like there's no high road to take here. Major allegations. Because he has nowhere else to go. He doesn't have an agent. He doesn't have his podcast. And then there are things to me that still don't add up.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Like why did everyone in the cast take Blake Lively's side? Why did Colleen Hoover take her side? When she finally released her lawsuit, why did everyone finally speak up for her?

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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for her like that always is a little bit weird to me um the astroturfing like why did that campaign happen when nothing had happened yet well it seemed like he sort of like started this but then it seems like they were trying to take his movie from him but then i also have a hard time like caring so much about sympathizing with the movie yeah

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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For you, yes. Like you are waiting for Blake to respond and you're going to like wait to call it until you see everything that's out there. What he's saying is like, this is what happened. Right, right.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Yeah, well, so that's just, the jury is out for me now. Now I have to review the evidence. Okay, that's good.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Yeah, but I also feel myself being like really wishy-washy about this because I just, I'm so confused. Like, yeah, and I'm just confused. And then like all this stuff that happened on set, that's what I guess I'll have to read about now. But like, then she sends these texts. It's like, who talks like that? So anyways, this is the text that's gone super viral. Yeah.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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She said, I can send you my pass at the roof or just read with you when we get together next week. Let me know what you prefer. If you knew me in person longer, you'd have a sense of how flirty and yummy the ball busting would play. It's my love language, spicy and playfully bold, never with teeth. and him serving it back to her is just as, it's blocked out.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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You don't usually see both the man and the woman with spicy and humor. Anyway, I can act it out for you next week to make sure it comes through. Yeah, that's what I want, you to act it out for me. Or I can send now, let me know what you prefer.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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When Colleen Hoover was sitting in her house 10 years ago writing this rooftop scene, did she ever think that it would be the end of multiple people's careers?

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Right, but in that conversation, she, like, downplayed the woman's experience. And then in this one, she's not.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Yeah, I don't know. Seriously, I don't know. So, like, relevance, let me know. It's important. I haven't seen, like, the relevancy. You guys are just questioning her as an individual now. Okay. Correct, correct. After, like, reading her books and loving her.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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So that's where we're at. I thought it was going to get quieter from here on out.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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I don't know. I feel like those two – I don't know. Do they know how that it's this bad? Maybe they're preparing their next thing like Blake's Christmas Day bomb, which I also thought was... It's crazy how two people can read a situation because when she dropped that right before Christmas, I was like, that's a weird time to drop this evidence that's going to clear her name.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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No one's really paying attention. It's the holiday break. That's a bad time to make news. And then other people were like, she did it to ruin his Christmas.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Yeah, no, it's not like just swirly, stupid, you know, boy meets girl smut. It's real, even though like it has that sort of cover. Yes, I thought it was for sure that. No, there is some like really.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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with the government and then the new york times ran it she dropped the file in conjunction with the new york times story on that week when she could have done it's unclear like if that was her publishing it or the new york times just ran it but yes i'm sure it seemed like they had an inside track yeah yeah but like why that week to me that week seems like poor timing but they're where you would bury something right but then other people see it as she wanted to ruin justin's christmas so that's just like how we all see it differently

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Some girls just never stay single for long.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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It is. And you know who else I was thinking that about recently who weirdly always has a man, even though like I wouldn't have put her in that box. Lady Gaga.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Lady Gaga always has a man. But you would think she'd be like the independent type, not really in a relationship. And she's like low-key, always in a committed relationship.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Yeah, they were spotted first together in October.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Wait, I'm looking at Christopher LaRocca.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Christina Haack spotted kissing new boyfriend Chris LaRocca.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Yeah. February 2nd, 2025. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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The photo was taken by Michael Buckner. That's the credit. No, no. That's the photo credit for Variety.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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I just want to say Christina LaRocca. Oh, and then they have like the same first name also because he's Christopher.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Big themes and really good writing.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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She's Christina and he's Christopher.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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No, and also maybe he's CEO of this company, but maybe he sold a company previously. It's hard to know. Or maybe he has bad debts. You could never know.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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That's how you know you're a legit business person, a part of the... This headshot by Michael Buckner is also giving legit business person.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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I think that you should. Do you think that Michael Buckner knew that he took this man's photo? He's going to change his life?

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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I hope, like, a niece out there is like, Uncle Mike?

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Maybe if it doesn't work out with Christopher.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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There's always Michael. No, he seems different because he's like not in the public eye. It doesn't seem like he's going to go on to date Renee Zellweger. Yeah. And go to her premiere of Bridget Jones. Did you see Andra instead? Are they still together, him and Renee? He was at the premiere of Bridget Jones with her aunt.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Yeah, they're still together. They were together last week on the red carpet of her new movie.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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I think his daughters came along too. So she's just like.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Do you think she'll be watching the flip off?

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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1000 you know she is not with him though like late at night when he's out doing his things he's he's on the flip off he's one of the guests that's why she's gonna watch just like taylor listens to travis's podcast to get insight he wants to know what happened between she like renee zellweger is just a girl she wants to know why aunt and christina didn't work out renee anstead got a nice ring to it it's a lot of it's a lot of vowels claudia buckner

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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We do good news here. I need some good news. Sitting on, sitting on some cold truth. Nobody knows what I'm going through because the devil don't walk in my shoes.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Move over. No, I was out of frame last time. You were. So were you. No, we were far. There was distance. Love you so much. We're going to make it one day. Never give up on your dreams.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Yeah, that was really crazy, especially because there were so many parts that were easily cuttable. It just felt like they got a five hour time slot this time and they were gonna use it. The beginning was really strong and I'm sure the end was strong because that's when the big awards come out, but they genuinely wanted to waste our time.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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It is so much so that this doesn't feel like new information or a breakthrough idea. We've either had this conversation or it's just so obvious that it's like, well, duh.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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And to take it a step further, like, other four, like, maybe this is actually a commentary on the fact that, like, showrunners can only put women in one of, women. Woman. That time I did it. Women in one of four boxes. Because also, like, girls, there's actually pretty even comparisons. Like, obviously, Lena Dunham is the Carrie in a Brooklyn sense. But there's, like, Shoshanna is the Charlotte.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Jessa is the Samantha. Samantha. Yes. And then I guess Miranda is the Marnie. It's not as perfect, but like it's these like four stereotypes of women. Are we only one of four?

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Yeah, and I do think most women can really identify as one, if not, like, a fusion of two.

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No, but yeah, it would be the same thing. Miranda with a sprinkle of Charlotte.

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I just feel like Miranda's just, I don't know why. You just don't want to claim her.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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But like, I'm happier to claim Lynette is what I mean.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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right it's huge I wish you could see it Jackie I don't know how big the building is it must be like 30 stories it's insane that's insane if you guys are in Times Square like please take a picture and send a picture because yeah I will that was that's something that will never not be the coolest thing to me like I don't care how many but we've had two so far but I don't care how many billboards we have in this world like I you will always catch me posting an emotional reel about it

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Like I will never get over the coolness.

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Yeah, I have a lot of thoughts. It was very much, you know, if you were taking my blood pressure and emotional roller coaster because it was so strong to start. And I always feel like the Grammys, it's like they have all these big ideas of collaborations and performers and it just kind of does nothing. But I felt like everyone who performed like really proved themselves last night.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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It's like why for the best new artist, that whole medley was sick. Oh, I loved that. And it just was like, who could possibly win this category? Anyone could win and it would feel right.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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It's not upsetting to you, but, like, it doesn't feel right. Like, Birds of a Feather. And I think the album that it came off of, like, for Billie fans.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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It's insanely, like, successful and good, like, musically. Yeah.

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There was a lot. And at a certain point, I didn't know like what I was watching in respect of. Do you know what I mean? Like it went from memorandum to Quincy Jones, back to the fires, back to another tribute, tributing Alicia Keys by Queen Latifah. I didn't know who I was tributing at certain points.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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No, it's really beautiful. That's why I'm saying, regardless of my feelings, I could put those aside and say the girl was snubbed for something. She definitely was. It's true. She got zero off of this album that fans have said is her best album.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Well, she's not like big on like the bells and whistles, you know?

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Yeah, it's good that Billie went first. Is all I was saying.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Jump right in to the fast five stories that you need to know.

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I'm of two minds and I haven't watched the video. So maybe if I watch them, I'd have a different opinion, but just like on its face, here's my issue. Yes. Sometimes when you have more information, you can go back and look at things in a different lens and it casts a different light on them. However, all of this stuff was posted on social media in the last three years.

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All of you guys were watching it. Every millions of people saw it and nobody once said anything. So now it's like so concerning to you. Whereas a year ago he pushed his fully clothed girlfriend into the pool and nobody said for one second, like, Hey, that's wrong.

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now I didn't see the video then I didn't see it now so this is not my personal problem but um it's not like these are like super old things like everybody's been watching so now you want to like compile something and make it look a certain way and yes perhaps it is exactly that way I'm holding space for that but I'm also holding space for the fact that this is something that people do you hadn't not seen these videos and they weren't a red flag to you when you saw them so just consider that you could do that with really anything you could I know it's hard not to get caught up you could clip this show and find a bunch of moments so true

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Of us bullying each other and saying that girls hate each other.

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We really are. Because we are fat and ugly.

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As someone who hasn't watched the videos, I'm not swept up in it, but I could also see myself watching the videos and be like, oh shit, this is bad. I take back what I said. But it just does raise the question of like why nobody thought those videos were weird in the last three years. Like you're the same, you still have eyes. It's on the same platform. Like he was posting them.

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It's not like he was caught out like this. So I heard there was like videos of him filming her eating and she's obviously like doesn't want to be filmed.

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Where was anyone saying any of this when it was happening? Literally three weeks ago. Three weeks ago he was posting it.

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So I'll leave you with that.

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I just want to say, like, you've really set the bar high for yourself now.

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I'm going to what? Love. My Queen of the Week.

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So you're saying the bar will be met.

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Okay. Well, I guess without further ado, would you say it is time?

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I forgot to move my Rodecaster again, so I still don't know. I'm flying blind here.

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Yeah. And you know what? I'm going by how I feel. I'm trusting my body. I'm listening to my body.

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When it's time to reposition my legs, it's time for the Fast Five Stories that you need to know.

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Until milestones stop being reached. Like next week it'll be the first February episode in the new studio.

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We did watch Moana as well and I've got to see that scene. It's fresh as a daisy in my mind.

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I like baby Moana. She's so cute.

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She's so cute. Okay, our first story is some new couple news. NCN. Kaya Gerber has wasted no time. And she was spotted out with Lewis Pullman, who plays Cal in Lessons in Chemistry. He's like the crazy mad scientist. Oh, he's from Challengers. He's from Challengers. If you've watched Challengers. Oh, wait. Is he?

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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025

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To me, he's Lessons in Chemistry. Yeah.

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Understood. I do feel like Lewis Pullman was also in The Crown in some way, but we're getting off track from the actual facts.

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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025

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Well, she's now spending time with Lewis Pullman. They were spotted hanging out at an L.A. restaurant on his birthday. Lewis's father, who was also an actor, Bill Pullman, was also in attendance.

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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025

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So many things in that one sentence. One, he's a fellow nepo baby, and I feel like on that level, they'll definitely connect. They'll have a lot in common and to talk about. Two, she's with him on his birthday. It was his 32nd birthday. So that's kind of serious. And she's met the father. All of this in literally four weeks since they announced their split.

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But lest we not forget, her and Austin probably broke up in December, if not before that.

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I'll leave it at that. I'm into this as well, mostly because I love Lessons in Chemistry. And maybe if he was like a random actor in a similar caliber show that I didn't watch, like I wouldn't be as jazzed about this. But because I watched Lessons in Chemistry and it's such a good book and such a good show. It was a great show. And he plays a really great character.

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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025

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Thank you, Roadway, for being there for my sister. And I feel like people, everyone knows Roadway, like it's the go-to moving company. But lest we not forget, they moved me across the country too. So if you're in any part of the country and you need to move, call up your boys and girls at Roadway.

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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025

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I'm just going to like assume that he's very similar to his character. Calvin. And therefore, ergo, I'm going to ship wholeheartedly.

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I could be anywhere in the world anytime. And like if Southern Charm is on, I'm seriously watching with commercials.

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No, but I'm just saying the constant in my life and all different, like Southern Charm has been on for a long time. I've lived in many different places. I've been many different people and I'll always watch it.

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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025

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Actually, knowing that now his dad is just a working, successful actor makes me feel like he's got things figured out, like career path wise. Like he doesn't have to be Austin Butler. And no, everybody knows my name. It's like, no, I'm going to work.

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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025

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Right. He was also in Top Gun Maverick. So that's good. Yeah, he was obviously Lewis or Bill Lewis.

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I think she's at the beginning of a blossoming career.

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Okay, so you know what? He's on his way. And I feel like he's actually the opposite of Austin in the sense of like, Austin was all glitz and glam. Like the roles, even though he was in like three major pictures, like the roles weren't there. Lewis is not glitz and glam, but like the roles are there, I feel.

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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025

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Okay, tell me what I said and I'll let you know where I got it from.

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I, like, I don't know where I got that idea, but I agree with it. And I also feel like I got that idea from you. Like, I feel like we fed off of each other.

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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025

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I feel like how he treated Vanessa Ann is actually... No, I... Yeah, maybe... I think it just tracks. Like, he was with Vanessa Ann for 10 years, and then he, like, got... I don't even know why they broke up, and then he's, like, super successful and... Dating, like, the hottest young model. Yeah, because, like, that's been his trajectory. That's why I think that.

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Love that for us. And I love that for you. Just a little usefulness. Okay, integration. Vertical integration.

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Plus don't forget she's a nerd. Right.

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She reads. She actually does like read a lot for real. But she also wants you to know like she's not just a model. She is a nerd.

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I don't know what that is. And even though that is, it's probably true. Okay, you're reading. You're not a nerd.

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Yeah, I don't identify as a nerd, and I've never felt called to.

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Yeah. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Are you ready for our next story? It's actually a follow up to yesterday's story because Chiara Frogney is in the news for two major reasons.

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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025

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As we were talking about her business issues yesterday, her Instagram stories must have been expiring where she went in on the fact that she's no longer with Fidesz and what happened between them.

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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025

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So my big plans for the weekend started like two nights ago when the flu has hit our household. And that's what I'll be doing this weekend is bearing down with the flu and getting through. So yeah, any plans I might've had, which thankfully I didn't really have any, like we'll just be home. chilling, relaxing, being cozy, recovering, God willing. So that's what I've been up to.

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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025

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Yes. So on Wednesday, January 29th, she decided to break her silence and open up like never before through her Instagram. In a series of four Instagram stories, she shared what she went through during her seven year marriage with Fedez, admitting that she tolerated, quote, disrespect and justified wrong behavior in the name of love.

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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025

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For months, I chose to stay silent to protect myself and my family from two situations that have deeply affected me, but I can't keep quiet anymore. Right. Right. She also admitted that she chose to stay silent to avoid the public fallout that the situation could cause.

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What shocked people the most was the confirmation that Fidesz had been in an extramarital relationship for six of the seven years that they were married.

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Yep. He was asking the girl to give him assurance. A reason to leave. Yeah. She said, was truly a low blow. So apparently he called his mistress just before walking down the aisle with Chiara and asked his mistress to like give him any sort of, like tell him to run away and be with him forever. And she didn't.

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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025

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And so he went through marrying Chiara because also he didn't know how to kind of like call it all off. As you said yesterday, like their marriage and their wedding was the biggest story.

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Right, it's not like he chose you, it's just he had nowhere else to go.

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Yeah. What a piece of shit. Piece of shit. I don't, I didn't really know him before, just from like the background of Kiara's stories, but their whole life seemed like a fairy tale, you know, and it's just, it's that old adage, but like it just always rings more and more true. It's like you never know Thank you.

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Since we wrapped yesterday, I've just been in Flulandia. I've actually watched a lot of TV. If anybody wants like a Paw Patrol recap.

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Or a Spidey and His Amazing Friends recap or a Bebethin recap. Let me know.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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No, if it's great, like Rascal. That's for damn sure. Rascal gets the credit, but if it's bad, then the Jonas Brothers.

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Do you want to know more Grammys performers? Oh, I thought we were done. Sorry, yeah. No. I'll go quickly. Dochi, Teddy Swims, Jacob Collier, Brad Paisley, Ray.

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Lainey Wilson, Sheryl Crow, St. Vincent, Brittany Howard, Herbie Hancock.

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i'm sure some of them will be like doing something together but that's a lot of performers yeah yeah like not that many exciting ones actually i agree i'm done yeah it all comes out in the wash we're left with like cynthia or evo sabrina and sabrina hearts up for sabrina and maybe maybe there will be a surprise performer like beyonce or something you know i feel like that could happen i actually i wouldn't count on it or tailored

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He's Merlin from Kingsman. When they get older, they'll get that reference.

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Why wouldn't Taylor perform?

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I was actually just reading an article about Beyonce and album of the year and like all the times that she was nominated and didn't win. And in there is like one true snub that she should have won that year. I am Sasha Fierce. The, no, I think it was called Beyonce. It was like the self-titled album. And it was the year that Beck won. And like, I'm sorry, who is Beck in this world?

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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025

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Like not to offend everyone.

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And like, I'm sure the internet was mad. And at the time, like I'm sure Beck's album like was really good, but like those Beyonce, like that was a more prevalent album. And, and, Carried on. But then the other time she lost was to Taylor Swift fearless, which.

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Like Adele stood the test of time. Adele 25. Withstood the test of time. And then what was the other one? Or maybe it was just three.

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Yeah. Yeah. And like the other two times that she should have won, like it was just stack categories. This year is also a stack category. And I don't think Cowboy Carter is even as album of the year worthy as I Am Sasha Fierce, Lemonade or Beyonce was.

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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025

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But you don't think that they might give her album of the year because like Jay-Z, like read them to filth in his speech last year?

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Yeah. I just feel like, I don't know. I feel like they might want to just finally give it to her. And then here she is nominated, even though this wouldn't be the year.

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Thank you, Terto Bello. You're welcome, Jerto Bello. Okay, our fourth story just got swapped in because new news has emerged.

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It's not breaking news. But basically, So Reese Witherspoon was just talking about, she was saying how she lost like a dear Hollywood friend because she made a speech at an award show that was a bit bawdy. And now this- What's bawdy mean? Like inappropriate and like- Risqué. Risqué. And now this person doesn't talk to her anymore. So I was like-

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like without knowing who that is, that is so uninteresting.

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Without knowing what the speech is, like whatever. So the A-list actress who doesn't talk to Reese Witherspoon anymore has seemingly been identified, including the speech that she made.

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I don't know how you could guess.

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No, and the speech is from a while ago, so before we were paying attention. Earlier this week, Reese Witherspoon said in an interview that a fellow Hollywood star allegedly ended their friendship after she called out their idea to get laser hair removal while presenting her with an award. For the sake of privacy, Reese refused to name drop the actress during the candid chat.

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However, after some sleuthing, Just Jared has reported that the- Thank you, J.K. Jared. Thank you, Jared. The mysterious celebrity Reese was referring to was Kate Winslet. So during the 2007 BAFTA LA Cunard Britannia Awards, classic. How did I miss that? Reese presented Kate Winslet with the prestigious Artist of the Year Award. So Kate had asked her to do the speech to present the award to her.

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fucking with to do that right while standing in front of an audience to present the star um reese kicked off her speech by saying i always wanted to be a european movie star wear giant sunglasses elaborate neck scarves smoke hand-rolled cigarettes and have savoir faire and gravitas imagine my good fortune when kate winslet moved into my neighborhood rang my doorbell and said darling sam is off shooting and i believe our children are the same age could they possibly have a play date and oh by the way it's almost nine o'clock and i've had nothing to drink do you have any wine

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During her speech, Reese praised Kate Winslet for her fearlessness. However, she also called her out for peeing all over herself in front of Harvey Keitel in Holy Smoke. She further pointed out that she wanted to tell more of their stories but couldn't because they were too bawdy or tawny or drunken to tell, including the time they contemplated laser hair removal.

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The revelation comes just one day after Reese called losing a friend for roasting her in a speech while presenting her with an award. Reese said this literally haunts her to this day. She said, so this friend of mine who I didn't really know that well, but she was a very serious, proper actress. She asked me to give her an award because Reese had never been to that particular award ceremony.

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She thought it was like a roast. So I got up and I roasted her before pointing out that the tone of the gala was British and elegant and classy.

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No, I feel like she, what is this, 15 years on, has realized like she was wrong. It literally gives her a pit. Like sometimes you just like...

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misread a situation you do the wrong thing like people I feel like that happens a lot at like weddings you know if you're asked to give a speech about someone and sometimes people like bring up inappropriate stuff and like they just like misread it and I know sometimes like that stuff kills and there is a line but it's so hard to know where that line is so I feel like this is a very actually relatable thing of like making a speech for someone and they did not like and if you didn't have like the strongest relationship beforehand like I wouldn't want to be friends why bother pursuing yeah I but I um

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Yeah but then you have like at least with you if it's you're talking at your friend's wedding and you fuck up like okay it happened. Right.

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Like see Kate's reaction when she walks up.

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Yeah. And just like talking about all the drunken antics. Yeah.

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I think I would too, especially if it was a new friend. I'd be like, oh, this person can't be trusted. They obviously have like bad instincts and they don't know like what's for the private.

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So I'm sure that was like a learning moment for Reese. I have no ill will against Reese for this. Like I feel sympathy for her. Sometimes you have to learn a lesson the hard way.

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Yeah, so funny. I'm glad we figured out who it was.

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No, and without knowing who the celebrity was and what the speech was, we would have been like, oh, who in Hollywood has a stick up their butt that they didn't like Reese Witherspoon's speech?

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Our fifth and final story leading into our TV recap is Austin.

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Is Austin Kroll revealing his thoughts on the rumors that Paige is with another guy. So Austin and Patricia were on Watch What Happens Live last night.

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and they were asked a lot about the breakup Austin confirmed that Paige has allegedly moved on with another guy when a caller asked what he thinks about the rumors that she's with this guy and he said I don't think that those are rumors I think that they've been substantiated he confirmed that Craig knows as such and he explained you know he didn't for a minute but yeah I think he's fully come to terms with that that that's not a rumor and then Andy was like wow okay

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Meanwhile, Paige then commented on an Instagram video of this moment saying, ah, yes, a man I haven't spoken to in six months knows exactly what I'm doing.

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I think it's just her saying, I'm sure there's like more to this story, whether it was like a first date. I feel like also maybe Austin is trying to make it seem like she has a boyfriend, which she probably doesn't. And I feel like there's just always more color that can be added.

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So like him speaking on something about a person that he doesn't talk to and hasn't spoken to, like what do you really know?

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And who she's always had beef with because of Sierra. And even. Right. Even this season of Southern Charm, Craig and Paige are together and Craig is having beef with Austin. And every time Paige is there, she's like telling Craig, like, just cut this guy out. Like, you know, move on with the podcast. Like, obviously they didn't even get along in good times.

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So for him to be the one speaking on her in bad times, it's like, you don't, what do you know?

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Yeah, I agree with that. And a little bit of Southern charm recap. So last night, the boys are reuniting. This season is really centered on... Austin and Craig, the girls are fighting, but they have this podcast, Pillows and Beer.

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They do it twice a week and it's like based on their friendship, but they're not really friends right now because Craig just kind of wants to like sit home and knit and be in his backyard. And Austin's like, buddy, where are you at? And it's hard to call it because now knowing that Paige and Craig have broken up and I feel like in the season,

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Craig is making a lot of these decisions because he's in this serious relationship with Paige. And he doesn't go out because he spends his time with Paige or at home.

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Right. And now I think viewers are quick to say, well, oh, he was doing all that because of Paige. And now that they're broken up, he was wrong. And I don't think he's wrong for wanting to be in a more mature phase of his life. The way that the men on Southern Charm live and act. The man? Men.

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I think I said men. It was giving woman. I'll have to watch that back. Yeah, thank God we're recording. Yeah, that's like Cody Simpson performing at the CMAs.

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The way that the men on Southern Charm live and act is not something that should be modeled whatsoever.

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So if Craig wants to break free from that mold in a very serious way, I am so supportive of it. Agreed. They seriously need to grow up. So I don't think it's fair to just be like, well, now I'm sure Craig's crawling back to his friends. He's allowed to want to live... like a more serious lifestyle, take his work seriously and whatnot.

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But Austin is just, you know, casual buddy looking for his friends. And I just feel like they need to make up like this is stupid. Craig offered to pay him $30,000 to leave the podcast and like give it to him.

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Yeah, because it's been hard to like do the podcast together when they're not friends and the show is about their friendship. He said like Austin always just shows up like hungover. Craig does all the like work for it anyway. So can you just like give it to me?

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Yeah, it really is, except they're guys, and, like, just the things that just, like, roll off their back. Like, literally one minute they are laughing, and the next minute they are fighting and also, like, crying about their hurt feelings. It's shocking. I hope that they work it out, though.

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Like, I like all of their friendships, but they do need to find their new normal, and maybe that does change again now that Craig is single, but still he doesn't want to be hitting the bars.

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Yeah, which is nice. He'll need his friends now.

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I don't think so. But Austin's now in a serious relationship. Good.

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Then the other crazy thing that happened is JT. I've been telling you, like, JT is just a ticking time bomb on this show.

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And I just also learned that he put out an Instagram story statement saying that he has left the show in post-production.

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because he said they wanted to do more like on-camera interviews he said he's filmed already like 10 this season and he won't be doing the rest and he is leaving the show this season has been like really bad for JT self like he just comes up looking so bad and like one thing that he always had he has this like blossoming relationship with Vanita and they're like really cute and they go shopping and she texts his mom and they like get along

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friendship or like friendship that is flirtatious so like okay it looks like it's headed somewhere and so last night on the episode she like invites him over for dinner cooks for him she's about like gonna tell him how she feels she's like when I like someone like I want to tell them how I feel and like make it really easy for them like here's this is like here's a brand you know I like you like let's

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that's so mature and even last on last week's episode there they had like this weird conversation when JT stormed out of the party and he's like saying that like oh Vanita I love you and like it was just like are you guys about to kiss that's literally how I felt are you guys about to kiss so then like this week they're about to talk about their feelings and she like says that she likes him and he says I'm seeing someone that's weird

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weird that you would flirt with like Vanita and make her feel this way when you're seeing someone that Vanita, Vanita said that she knew that he was talking to someone, but not that it was like in a stage where the door is closed. And now it just feels like so clear that he was kind of like using Vanita. She was the last person on the show who like really had a soft spot for him.

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not Ned Stark being the villain.

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And I feel like he was like, flirting with her and just like being really.

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Yeah and they're like new friends too. It's not like they're like brother and sister from growing up.

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Yeah. And then it was just it's also weird for his new relationship because it was like the need. It was like if I was the other girl and he's been talking to me the way that he is and that he's even sitting on my couch having a conversation and JT is saying, like, I do like like you and I feel the chemistry, but I'm seeing someone.

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It's like even saying that to someone when you're seeing someone like knuckle all around. He's at burn bridges with Madison, with Austin, now Craig, Sally, Taylor, everyone. So at a certain point, how could he even be on the show? Like he has no friends left. But it was just like, if more people watch Southern charm, he would be my weenie of the week because it was the biggest moment.

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It was so, it was so crazy. Like you really thought they were about to kiss on the couch. And I was like, but you made fish.

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It was, no, I'm happy for her because she's seriously as dodgy bullet.

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Anyways, that's what's new in Charleston. And I'm telling you, things between Molly and Shep continue to bubble.

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Um, he said, sorry to this man. He told Shep that Molly had told him that he has feelings that she has feelings for Shep, but like in a sweet way. And like, she was like, oh, okay.

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And then this week things are starting to go south with Shep and his 26 year old Bahamian model girlfriend, because not only did she like ghost him for three days, but Patricia, by the way, growing up is having a newfound appreciation for Patricia. Patricia told Madison that before Sierra started dating Shep, she was hitting up Whitney.

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No, I feel like the country is not sleeping on it. I feel good knowing that. Like I feel like it's up there as a national treasure, 100%. No, I think when we remark on it culturally, we like make fun of like,

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I don't know. But the thing is, Whitney and Patricia was like, Whitney will kill me that I said this because he because I told Whitney you have to tell Shep. And Whitney was like, no, no, no. Like Whitney actually doesn't want to be in the drama anymore. Like for real. But then Patricia just had to share this. But I think it's becoming clear that Sierra really wanted to be on the show.

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Doesn't really care about Shep.

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Another one might be coming into port. So we shall see.

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We will do Queenie first as we always do. I'll go first because yours is so amazing that like I don't want to be upended. But my Queenie of the week is the obvious Queenie in the room with us, which is our new studio.

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Toast. What era is this? Like 4.0? Okay.

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Right. Literally us. Literally us. That is so beautiful. We are so feminine. I do look forward to that milestone for you and like how this chair really accommodates a woman on her period, on her time. And I guess like goes against what I believe. Hmm. Two paths diverge.

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Only because it's so much a part of our DNA as a people. And Nicolas Cage, he never has to work again because he was national treasure. I feel like he gets his flowers.

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Like you leave out- The frames are a symbol of us not being able to be told what to do.

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It's so true. And what I also love about the frames, I was thinking yesterday, is they're actually an homage to our first host studio. Remember those chairs, the gilded chairs? Yep. There we brought in a touch of our herstory. Like, what, we're just going to sit in front of, like, this wallpaper and these podcasts? Like, we look like every other podcast. Like, we need our frames. Like, we are us.

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Talk, talk, talk about the frames. They're not going anywhere much like us.

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And, like, keep rattling them off. Keep saying. Keep making them famous. They're not going anywhere.

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No, you didn't. But we actually, I teed you up really nicely. Yeah.

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No, I wasn't going to talk about the frames because like much like the frames, I was, I was above it.

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But much like the frames, sometimes I have to get down in the muck.

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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025

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Majorly weenie like behavior. My weenie of the week, very innocuous yet upsetting and something that has stayed with me is that JoJo swiped left for Raymond on Raya. Girl, what are you doing? Seriously, what are you doing? Like we, there has to be more to the story because what you just really thought the moment had passed. Like, no, this would be the greatest love story ever told.

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Honey, we are so close. Go a little over more. We're never, we're always too far apart. Go to like almost the edge of your chair.

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You know what you should watch if you want more National Treasure vibes? I didn't watch the movie, but I read the book and I think the movie like is Harry Potter level of adaptation. The Da Vinci Code. It's like France's National Treasure, but it's like art. Oh, you know what? That's actually a good recommendation.

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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025

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Well, maybe he also knew, like, he would tell this story on the toast. Like, I watched A Brutalist because Josh Peck sent me his ad. No, by the way, if he had given it to me, I would never have said how I got it. Of course. Yeah, but if people were looking into it, it's a pretty clear connection. It's a straight path to Josh Peck.

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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025

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So you'll watch The Da Vinci Code. It was nominated for Movie of the Year 15 years ago. I believe it. And that's classic us. Yeah.

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I don't want it to get lost in the mix that I read The Da Vinci Code. I just want to push that view forth again. You did kind of scurry past that very interesting fact. I did, and much like you and Deemer Copperhead, Deemer, I read it, one, because it looked good, and two, because I wanted people to know I was reading it. Of course, of course.

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It's been two years, but I think we should circle back to that point, and I'm glad to let you guys know it's really good. It holds up.

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Pulitzer. Did it win the Pulitzer or was it just nominated? No, it won, no?

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No, no, no, I don't know. I'm just asking. I don't know.

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And then what won the next year? Like maybe we should do that.

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I would love to contribute to this conversation, but it goes against my beliefs.

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Okay, what won the fiction Pulitzer in 2024? Maybe that would be like a good place to start for a book rec.

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Am I speaking English? I found it. Sorry, it wasn't coming up on Goodreads.

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Oh, wait. Club, this looks good. Like, an unparalleled novel about money, power, intimacy, and perception. Like, aren't we all? That does sound good. That's not how they described it on Pulitzer.org.

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Yeah, they obviously have like a favoritism.

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Okay, well, thank you for that little literary lesson.

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Right, but I'm just saying, it may or may not have already been done and confirmed that it's a pleasant experience.

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These other bitches could never in any given episode, Pulitzer, sports, fashion.

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I don't think Da Vinci Code would have won a Pulitzer. I feel like it was too mainstream, if I may.

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Right? It's like Harry Potter winning the Pulitzer, which it could have, maybe should have.

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Well, that's why, like, Demon Copperhead was popular. Popular.

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And it puts you in like in a position of power. Like now he's feeling like weak and small and embarrassed. And like you have the upper hand.

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Yeah, your crush has been tempered a little bit, which is good for you. And he's like wanting to impress you now. And that's it. You're welcome. Yeah, and that's just a good thing to know about a potential partner. Like if they are a queasy type, it does bring me back to Dana's birth story.

The Toast

We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025

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Dana's birth story is on the Redheads episode of our October episode. But just like to cut to the chase, her husband fainted in the delivery room.

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Right. Not only did he faint, which is very inconvenient, but like he hit his head on the way down and had to go across the street to the other part of the hospital to get stitches. So he wasn't even with her for like multiple hours after she gave birth.

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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025

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that's insane it is truly one of the craziest birth stories I've ever heard in my life so now that you have this like red flag about this boyfriend that you have this is good just like make sure when you're giving birth like he is not near behind the curtain the scene yeah how are the stories today random but good and I think we'll put a nice button on the week

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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025

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You took it out of the closet there to put it in the closet here to never see it again, except for if we ever make a toast museum and we need all of these old merch pieces. And that is why Zach has a whole closet full of my old merch.

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Visit ProlonLife.com slash Toast. That's P-R-O-L-O-N-L-I-F-E dot com slash Toast to claim your 15% discount and your bonus gift. ProlonLife.com slash Toast.

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If you find yourself prioritizing your production schedule over your wedding, it's probably not a good sign for the wedding and just the general health of the marriage.

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Yeah, and it probably also doesn't help. It sounds like, you know, he could stand to be a little busier, you know? When someone's really busy, that obviously doesn't make it easy to schedule things. But when the other person is like clearly unemployed... That makes it even harder.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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And first of all, he had to do it like three times. And whenever me and Ben record ads, I'm like, you can't act. Like you're not, like you're being so theatrical. Like the key to acting is like doing less. Like you have to be so chill. I think we absolutely crushed it. I feel like everybody on set was really taken with our acting abilities. They didn't know that like we didn't have a lot of

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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No, he probably would want to talk all the time.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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He's a restaurateur. Oh did I make up that he's a producer? I think you did. What does Sydney Sweeney's fiance do for a living? Jonathan DeVino. I assume AI knows what his name is, you know? Jonathan DeVino is a businessman from Chicago. Some reports have referred to him as a restaurateur. Sydney Sweeney has clarified that that's not accurate.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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She stated he's not a restaurateur, he's a business guy. This is a direct quote. He's a business guy, he's from Chicago. In addition to business endeavors, what kind of business y'all in? DeVino has collaborated with Sweeney, on her production company, 5050 Films, serving as a producer on projects as Anyone But You and Immaculate. So she gave him a job.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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And before she gave him work, she had once went on record referring to him as a business guy. He's destitute. He's definitely on unemployment.

The Toast

A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Yeah, she shouldn't have answered the question. Maybe that's where the relationship started to break when she told everyone the truth about him. That's really crazy. How did he get this far in life? I don't know. And, you know... I don't know if I ended up saying this. That he's ugly? I did say that. Thank you for reminding me. But no, that's not what I was going to say.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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I don't know if I ended up saying this on the toast. We were talking about this, and I said that I was going to say something, and then I said it sounded too mean, so I didn't say it. And then on my Instagram, somebody was like, by the way, I feel like I know what you were going to say about Sidney Sweeney. And they did. I don't know how they knew.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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But I said that he kind of gave me similar vibes as Britney Spears.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Murphy Murphy's I was gonna say Brittany Broski Brittany Murphy's last like husband slash boyfriend whatever he was yeah he was just like kind of a Hollywood like grifter producer it's funny how you could be a producer and be Mark Platt and then you can be a producer and be Jonathan DeVino so it's such a vague term sometimes it really means unemployed and there are actually like successful Randall Emmett was a producer you know what I mean he's like

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Am I successful? He did produce movies, yes.

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Technically, I'm a producer, like you are. We produce a show every day.

The Toast

A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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I would say, like, no, we weren't producers. I'm getting a credit. All right, talk to the team about it. I don't know about you. But also, an executive producer is like a more legit role. So it's like a vague term. And I feel like that's what Brittany Murphy's husband was doing, like producing movies.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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No. Then we recorded a fabulous guest interview because on Monday, Jax is traveling back home. So like, there's just not really time to record a live show. And we happened to have gotten a fab opportunity for a guest. We could say, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we recorded it. He can't cancel.

The Toast

A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Yeah. No, I don't think Sydney is there. Right.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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The red, like he has a beard and long hair. That's like the disheveled. There's nothing concerning about that. He has these like red circles under his eyes.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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But also around on his eyelids too.

The Toast

A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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His lips are chapped. I wouldn't have noticed that at first. But no, it's really the discoloration all over his face that's genuinely concerning.

The Toast

A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Yeah, especially when you know, this is a great before picture from him.

The Toast

A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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He's like a very fresh-faced, young actor.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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He needed to get out of the Netflix high school trope.

The Toast

A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Yeah, no, of course. The Loneliest Soldier.

The Toast

A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Lone Survivor. And then I feel like Miles Teller did like a bunch of those movies for a couple of years.

The Toast

A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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chris pratt has done some it's good it's a good thing for a guy bigelow right she makes those movies does she yeah that's funny no i know the genre you're referring to and i agree it's a good pivot for him he had to do something like totally different even though like he you just can't be a high school senior forever and i feel like he really got away with it for as long as he could and i feel like he doesn't want to be actors never even like those roles which is so stupid i actually feel like he liked it like especially because the um

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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The Jenny Han universe of To All the Boys I Loved Before. They did three movies and then there's a spinoff now about the younger sister. And Noah Centineo like does cameos. I actually think he likes it. He doesn't like shy away from his OG role. What was his name? Peter. What was his character's name?

The Toast

A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Yes, Peter. To All the Boys I Loved? Peter Kavinsky. And do you remember where you were when Peter Kavinsky shook the universe? When that movie came out, people, myself included, were not okay. No, it's true. Peter Kavinsky this, Peter Kavinsky that. And there had been fanfare because there had been books.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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He was kind of like a gabbing little girl. He could not stop gabbing with us. He couldn't stop gabbing with the girlies. We tried to wrap up, and then we all just kept getting carried away with new topics.

The Toast

A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Brian. Brian. JC! Such an OG family joke. If you know, you know. We can't get into it right now.

The Toast

A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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What movie is in A24? Cutting edge. People are like, new A24 movie. I feel like A24 has just gotten really big where they keep, like, buying up movies. So, like, some of them are good and some of them are bad.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Yeah. Maybe I'm just like attached to her and Channing as a couple. I actually really liked them. And that's why I don't like her and Noah. So I'm going to find reasons being like, oh, he's too young. But I think it's just because I think Channing Tatum and her were a really good match.

The Toast

A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Oh, that's like such a niche cultural moment that you remember.

The Toast

A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Stepdaughter. Because he like never even filmed a scene with Sophie Turner. I bet he wasn't even invited.

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Right, right. Something tragic happened before that.

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I was actually thinking last night maybe I would rewatch Game of Thrones soon. Oh. It's a purgilicious show.

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Even though there's only 10 episodes in a season.

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So basically you're saying you want me to wait for you.

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Better than other things that could happen. Yeah.

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You sound like one of those memoirs. The house that was on the street.

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Those are like books that Margo reads. Yeah, the Kindle Unlimited like thrillers. When we were in the house that we were in. With the window in the house. It's always a window. Yeah. The girl in the house that she built. On a quiet street. The street is always quiet.

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And I think you guys will be interested. It's kind of the first like guest interview dynamic where I actually felt like a third wheel. Like I felt like Andrew and Jax were like really connecting. I feel like you guys have similar, like you're at similar life stages and similar just vibes. We have a lot in common. So a couple of times I almost like, excuse myself.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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And Morgora. It's crazy that Morgan Wallen still continues to go to SNL. It's crazy that they book him, and it's crazy that he accepts it. Well, now I'm trying to remember. What's the original sin? During COVID... He got booked and they were like really serious. They did a bubble, right? Like during hardcore COVID.

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And he was like out, that's those videos of him making out with girls in random bars in Alabama, going back to people's houses and singing for them. It was like the height of his alcoholism, but also not respecting the rules of the bubble. So they canceled on him. And they had to find someone really last minute who was in the bubble to perform. I forget who ended up filling in for him.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Then like he came back. It was like such a big deal. Like after COVID and he made a skit about it. It was funny. Um, and then he got, it's kind of like a curse for him. It like kind of signals something bad about to happen because after he finally had his like retribution moment, he got canceled again for something different. Um, So I feel like some bad Morgan Wallen news is coming.

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I just feel like he should stay away.

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Now, I know, like, it's always supposed to be a random pairing of, like, a singer and an actor. But I was watching the clips of them, like, hi, I'm Mikey Madison. And I actually felt, like, such weird tension between them. Like, not sexual or anything. Oh, you don't feel like they're meant to be? No, I just feel like they, what would these two have to connect about, you know?

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Like, I actually felt awkward. I can't explain it. But maybe I was just picking up on, like, maybe my vibes were off. I feel like it could be an opposites attract situation.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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I don't know, actually. He's, like, super private now about his relationship status. He's definitely, like, would meet someone if he wanted to. You think he's open to, like, having love in his life?

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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I actually, I think there are a couple of girls walking this earth who think that Morgan Wallen is their boyfriend, honestly.

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I'm one of them. No, I'm kidding. I think that he definitely fucks around with multiple girls and they think that they're in a relationship.

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It was really, it was a fabulous episode and it's kind of a different type of guest than we normally do. I mean, we don't really do guests, especially like a man. So yeah. I think you guys are really gonna enjoy it. That's on Monday's episode. Then we headed out. We had a girl's night.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Yeah, and he doesn't do celebrity public relationships a lot.

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Yeah, but they were dating for like a year before they ever posted a picture. And that picture was a curse because they broke up the next day. They literally broke up a week later. Yeah. So we don't really have like experience.

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I know. We don't have an experience of like him dating another famous person, like walking red carpets together. Like he doesn't do that.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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No, but they also say like why he threw that chair off the roof in Nashville because he was upset that the mother of his child who he wasn't with anymore, she had gotten married that weekend. Like that's like, he like is hung up on her. That's what they said. Now they are always making things up.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Yeah, and I think he would be shocked to find, like, how many of his problems would go away with just, like, a stable force in his life. Like, a woman who loves him. Who cares about him. Who's smart.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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I actually don't, but I like the concept, you know? Yeah. A stable force in Morgan's life. Yeah. Morgan's self.

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You think Elton's performing new music or just like greatest hits?

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Oh, yeah. He had that new song, which sounded good. Randy Carlisle. Right. But that's just one. You got to come with two.

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I don't love that. I can't lie.

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I happen to not know what song you're talking about.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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I was actually thinking about Maren Morris this weekend.

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Yeah, it's a good name. I saw something about her this morning, a little sneak peek from a song she's releasing that obviously sounded good. She's very talented. But it did make me think, I kind of forgot about her. And I wonder if her departure from country music, her big announcement, and I don't know if she still releases music as a country artist. I don't know what the windup was.

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But I do really wonder if it affected her music negatively or positively. Because I was thinking, I haven't seen Marin music in a while. Marin music. Yeah. What do you think?

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She's not getting like the Dua Lipa treatment. Right, she gave up like a base, but I don't know if she was accepted into a new one yet. Like, is she pop? I don't think she's been like unaccepted.

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I am and I'm probably not going to be watching. Just I don't know. I feel like I need to say it.

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I just can't stay up till 11.30 these days.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Well, I hear his concern. You're Chris Hemsworth. Someone needs to tell me he's Chris Hemsworth. And so while that rule applies to most people... it doesn't apply to Chris Hemsworth. I don't care who he's talking to, like seriously. Even if he was talking to the Queen of England and like he asked for a photo, like it's Chris Hemsworth, it's cool.

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What kind of business y'all in?

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And I imagine as like a pop diva, like you get a lot of people asking you for photos and they're always like, my daughter. Or if they're of a certain age. So I'm sure like Taylor gets it a lot. Like I don't think she's thinking about it as much as he is, clearly like a year later.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Thank you. Thank you. We'll be right back. Thank you.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Under which we stand. Now, I want to share a story, and I hate to use my platform, obviously, to embarrass my husband. Oh. But he did something so weenie that I have to share it, and I shared it with everybody at girls' night dinner last night, and they were all equally horrified, so I actually felt good about it. Was I there? Yeah. Okay.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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I might have even told you this, though, before everybody else. We're in town, you know, obviously Ben's sister, my sister-in-law, Mockleton and sister.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Yeah. Um, So Ben is giving a speech and he of course asked me to look at it. And I said, of course, first of all, I want you to do a good job and to like, you can't embarrass us. Like you're speaking on behalf of both of us, like representing the family. So he kind of has been, you know, procrastinating. Then like two days ago, he sends it to me. And I'm reading it.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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he kind of does like the thing you're not supposed to do in acrostic. Okay. He goes like, M is for magnificent. A is for adventurous. D is for dedicated. And I stopped reading. I was like, I was like, did you do an acrostic? And did he do Maddie or Madeline? Maddie. Her full name is Madeline, but no, he did M-A-D-D-Y, thank God. What was the Y for? Yisrael, like her Yiddish kite.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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And I was like, Ben, everything you're saying in the letters is really sweet. I don't know why you need the format of the acrostic. And he didn't get why it was such a corny, lame thing to do. My reaction, he probably thought I was so crazy. I'm like, Ben, that's you starting a speech being like,

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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He needs to watch a wedding ringer. I said, I understand maybe you're using the acrostic as an exercise to get your thoughts out. And now you could say, my sister is magnificent. She's adventurous. Exactly. She's dedicated. Exactly. Determined. And let's talk about her Yiddish kite. Let's talk about Yisroel. Yeah, I'm like, you can drop the acrostic now. Like, we don't need it.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Oh my God, I was dying. I didn't even think I had to monitor his speech so closely because he loves his sister and like anything he says is going to be, if he just speaks from the heart. Oh no, Maddie, bullet dodged. Like I was dying, not an acrostic. No, that's really the lowest rung of speech. It's something you write about someone you hate. Yeah. No, not cool. So don't worry, crisis averted.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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The wedding will go off without a hitch. Well, I look forward to hearing his remarks. Yeah, I think you're going to enjoy it. I made it really nice, like, you know, with my notes. He's speaking, like, during the reception? I don't know at what point, but I assume, yes. And at the wedding, like, not at the pre-staff? Yeah, no, no, at the wedding. Okay. Yeah. I'll be sat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Judging.

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You should. Make sure to let him know what you think.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Speaking of, like... You said, Ben, I love your speech, but you know what I felt like was missing?

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Is it going viral yet? Because it needs to. We were off our phones all day being models. So I get in the bath at like 10 p.m. I'm broken and everyone's tagging me in this TikTok. I'm like, what now? And this girl was like, with Nikki Blonsky's resurgence on TikTok, everybody's sharing their old cameos. I remembered that I actually received a cameo once

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Oh, God. Bye-bye. Welcome back to The Toast. Happy Friday, you guys. Feels like three eternities since our last episode. Jackie and I were like such businesswomen yesterday. And people were constantly asking us all day, what kind of business y'all in? And we had a lot of answers because we were on set. We were modeling. We were acting. We were acting. By the way, we are bona fide actors.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Um, she was saying she graduated college in 2020. So there was no ceremony. There was no, nothing, no way to celebrate. And her boyfriend at the time got her a gift because there was only so many things you could do. A cameo was a great gift and he wanted to get it like from us, but we weren't on cameos. We did the next best thing and got for Ben.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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And then she was like, you guys have to watch this cameo. And I was like, okay. And I don't know what I was expecting, but I just forgot what Ben physically looked like during the pandemic. Like how we all really let ourselves go in different ways. And Ben let himself go facially. He had a beard. He had the craziest beard. And so he's recording a cameo for this lovely young woman.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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He's whistling the tune. He looks like the Unabomber. Actually the scariest, that girl should get her money back.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Yeah. I guess I forgot that like Ben has replaced keto season with what are your nuts? Yeah. That's if he was on cameo, he'd be saying that these days. Right. And it wasn't his speech, by the way.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Yeah. And speaking of good guys, not to promote them, but part two, Drake Bell came out yesterday. I haven't had a chance to listen.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Oh, you have to watch Remy, too.

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You have a plane ride coming up.

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It's Friday, we have stories, and to be just totally open and honest with our audience, the stories aren't great, but I do feel like that always lends itself to a partier episode.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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We also have Queenie and Weenie, and I'm actually really proud of mine because some weeks we were saying this before the show, like, some weeks you're like constantly thinking of Queenie and Weenie every day. Like somebody does something and you jot it down. Like that's Weenie behavior. And by the end of the week, you have a couple of good options for each.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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And some weeks you kind of forget about Queenie and Weenie and you have to really evaluate the week in like five minutes. I just need you to know every week is the latter for me. Oh no, this week I was really on top of it.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Oh, kind of like a emergency button.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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What about Sojourner's daughters?

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What were you going to say before?

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Like three seconds ago. You were going to another topic, but then you went back to Soj.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Why? What did I do? You were really helpful to me this week. I was really helpful. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That actually was Queenie Behavior. I endorse your nomination.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Yeah, I mean, we could. Because also, I probably did something really weenie this week.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Also always a good option. You can kind of go both, sojourner or cojourner. Hit them with the journers. A thousand percent. So we're going to usher you guys into a pargy weekend. Hope everybody has fabulous plans, you know. It's supposed to be 80 degrees in New York. We have fabulous plans. We do. We're celebrating Simchas. We're getting together as a family. It's supposed to be 80 degrees.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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You know, I don't know where you guys live. Hopefully it's going to be pargy weather. You could step outside. And if not, eh. Jackie was doing that all day yesterday. I'm a TikToker. That's not TikToker. That's Megan Thee Stallion.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Yeah, yeah. But I'm a savage. Oh, yes. But the ism, like, Megan does it, like, in everyday life. She'll do an interview, and she'll be like, I look bomb, right?

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Well, the tongue is a window into your health, right? So when somebody sticks their tongue out in a picture and it's crusty and white, you're like, you should see a doctor. So it's kind of a vulnerable thing to stick your tongue out. It is. Here's how I'm doing. I scrape my tongue every morning, so I feel pretty good. I'm scared now.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Tongue-like. Yeah, of course. It's not going to be beautiful. And of course, we can't talk about tongues without talking about Jacob Elordi's. I think we can just do yourself a favor. If you're new here, you probably don't know this. I haven't brought it up in a while, but if you've been listening, you know, like one of my Roman empires is the size of Jacob Elordi's tongue.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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I don't know how it fits in his mouth. Um, just Google Jacob Elordi tongue sticking out. And there are these pictures of him and Joey King on the red carpet. And it actually, it looks like a cold cut. Like it's insane.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Also a good option for title. Today's episode is also brought to you by Minky Couture. Oh, I'm so glad to have Minky Couture back as a sponsor. They have changed my life. Bring out the blankets. Actually, I don't have a Minky Couture in the studio. I have a couple at home. I gotta get one for the studio. So when it comes to blankets, obviously it's so personal.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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You know, you want something pargy, you want something soft, you want something... you know, aesthetic. Minky Couture is your first and last stop when it comes to shopping for blankets. You will never want to buy another blanket again. They are so soft and luxurious. It really feels like cuddling with a cloud. And I know a lot of people talk about Minky Couture blankets on social media.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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And sometimes it's like, well, it's a blanket. How different could it be from like all the others? And you have to see it, experience it to believe it. You will never

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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never get another blanket again I'm telling you the one at the end of my bed is the most important thing to me and the only person who loves it more than me is Romeo so they have the biggest selection of colors sizes and patterns on the market they are the creators Minky Couture of the original hugs blanket so it's stretchy plush plush plush and double-sided blanket that really hugs you back and I can't recommend the stretchy element enough because when I'm making my bed I like to throw

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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to, um, like cover the entire edge of the bed. And I have a king size bed. So most blankets don't fit, but I liked that the minky couture like really makes your bed look like really well-made. I know that's like a niche OCD thing. Um, you'll never have a blanket that comes even close to your minky couture.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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It's also a female owned business started by a mom who just wanted to provide comfort for her daughter. Um, minky couture is passionate about giving back to the community. They've donated over 30,000 mini minkies to NICUs across the country. So they make mini blankets for a baby, obviously, but Romeo has one for his crate. Um,

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They have just like every different size, every different color, every different pattern. And our code, we have a fabulous code. Go to softminkyblankets.com. Use our code TOAST at checkout for 50% off all full price blankets. That's softminkyblankets.com. Code TOAST for half off all full price blankets. Today's episode is also brought to you by Prolon.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Yeah. I don't want to spoil the creative, but Jackie and I were like, you know, we were breaking into a room. Like that was our, that was the role we were given, like two burglars kind of. And I feel like we suspended disbelief amongst all of our, like everybody around us was like, wow, these girls can act. Like call the police. And Ben had one line in this commercial.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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It's really a game changer. So how is it fasting and how is their food? We all know the benefits to fasting, right? But it can be really hard. And like one of the things about fasting is like you can't eat. And who wants to do that? Well, Prolon's fasting mimicking diet is revolutionary. It's a plant-based nutrition program that nourishes the body while making cells believe that they're fasting.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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So it all starts with their five-day program, which includes soups, snacks, beverages, and it's all designed to keep your body in a state of fasting while not actually fasting. Like I said, there's soups and snacks. So there's no guesswork or planning required. It's a real relief after, you know, a busy season of your life where you maybe are not prioritizing your health.

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So three consecutive cycles of Prolon have actually been shown to reduce your biological age score by an average of two and a half years and your waist circumference by one and a half inches. So to help you kickstart your health plan, Prolon is offering the Toast listeners 15% off site-wide plus a $40 bonus gift when you subscribe to their five-day nutrition program.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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No, I don't mean more about the size. I mean the personality and girth of my breasts. They give super producer energy. Do you not agree?

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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But I'm not talking about size. I'm talking about real grit and personality.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Yes. I know. Because I don't know if I would say that your breasts have the energy of super producers. Well, they're not super. They were never a super producer. I would say you were a little below average.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Yeah. I feel like I could feed the whole block, honestly. That's kind of the vibe my breasts give off. Claudia, I really don't want you to jinx yourself. No, I've heard being a super producer is like just as bad as being an under producer. Like it's not a blessing like when you get to a certain point.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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We're going to take care of it. Like one thing about us, we are doers, movers, and shakers. And we have moved, we have done, and we have shook.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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I just want to let you know, if I am a super producer, like I am becoming one of those girls on TikTok who says like they give you a breakdown. Here's what and they literally fill up like, you know, when you go to Costco and you get that big gallon of milk, like they fill up three of those a day.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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but I'm actually pregnant at the same time as a lot of my friends. Like I could share and they would know it's coming from like a good clean source.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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I just keep, I just keep finding out like even more of my friends are pregnant and I can't tell you how fabulous it is.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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It really is. Like just, just kind of crushed it honestly.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Like you're being a part of like every time I hear you're not early, you're not late. I'm just with the rest of them. And for a lot of my friends, it's their second, but a lot of them, it's their first. Not me living life on a good timeline. Sorry. I know you're not supposed to compare. Everybody's on their own timeline.

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And that was me too, because I was literally not wanting to have kids when I'm 26, 27. I'm like, oh, no, still no, 28, no, 29, not really, 30. Okay, fine. So for somebody who cares a lot about timelines, like, sorry, that's my toxic trait, I am absolutely crushing it.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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What a week. I can't believe it's Friday. I feel like I really earned it. Every day was just sort of like working hard for the man.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Literally, for somebody who's always looking over her shoulder. Yeah. Crushed.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Yes, yes, of course, I'm not going to blow up their spots, but... And it's a really party crew coming together.

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Why am I leaving? Oh yeah. Cause some of them are like further behind. Some of them are, some of them are ahead. Okay. Um, and I feel like I kind of crushed that too. Like there's a couple ahead. I'm right in the middle.

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You're not going to be the last one. No, Rachel totally goes next. Like it's, it's kind of hard. Um, no, I won't feel sad. I, I can kind of be like a guiding light for others.

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Yeah. Yeah. It's been nice. And now it's just, my phone knows like I'm, my phone knows that I'm debating between the upper baby Vista and the bugaboo Fox five. And they're torturing me with it. They're torturing me with it to the point where like, I actually don't care anymore. Just like, give me a stroller.

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Yeah, like, you are so up a baby vista, up a baby vista, up a baby vista.

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And then I saw a girl on TikTok this morning. Like, they know she was so chic. Like, she had her up a baby vista. But a lot of my friends in New York City who, like, live similar lives to me, like, they're working moms, but they, like, you know, spend half the days with their kids. Like, very similar structures. They swear by the Bugaboo Fox 5. So, I don't know.

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No, I need you to tell me honestly, like, cause all I care about is like being a cool mom. Like when I walk in the streets and when I finally start looking like myself again and I have the sick stroller, like what is the Rolls Royce?

The Toast

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No, no, but of baby brands. Like, yeah, I know Dior is cool. But like who has better like branding?

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Right, we're too cool for that. And I'm just now remembering, because our sister Olivia, when she gave birth to her first, we were all so excited. And I remember my gift to her was her stroller. I just feel like I should remind her of that.

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I feel like she just doesn't remember. I bought her the silver cross. I remember I was like, oh, wow, strollers are expensive. But of course, it was our first baby. We were all so excited.

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It's giving, in conclusion, March. Oh my God, March. I didn't really put together that March was beginning tomorrow. It changes everything for me.

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That's so crazy. I just am like, I'm more vapid.

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So that's like the journey I went on last night. Like now I know about the products and the names and I'm like one of those girls. But you know what? Sorry, it had to be done.

The Toast

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Now in terms of show, how are the stories? The Epstein files like were not released.

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Useless. Waiting for the Epstein files is like waiting for rain in this drought.

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No, and good on that lady, Pam, who's all about it. She's figuring it out. Thank God we've been... like waiting for somebody to take on the job. And so take your time, but like figure it out and stop like teasing us, you know?

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So it's a developing story, not the big breakthrough news we thought we were getting today.

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But we have Queenie and Weenie of the Week, we have Southern Charm Recap, and the new episodes of Love is Blind dropped today, which we will be enjoying all weekend long.

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They're just talking about Carla Sofia Gascon.

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I mean, I guess we should have known because yesterday we dropped our final episode of the month on Patreon, which was a real kind of hot button, radioactive. Everybody's talking about our episode. We do this series and we've started to do it less and less because it's honestly hurtful.

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The fabulous thing about this is that we could Google it. Oscars 2025.

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That feels right. Do you want to put a final guess as to when the Oscars are airing?

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March 2nd, 7 p.m. Yes, you are correct.

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You know what else feels right? Diving into the fast five stories you need to know. You do, do, do, do, do.

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And the gargi-pargi morning is brought to you by Netflix and their new comedy series, Running Point. It comes from Hitmaker and, you know, potential ideal guest. Dream guest. Dream guest for the toast, Mindy Kaling. And its stars are rom-com queen Kate Hudson. So it's a really edgy, bold, and funny twist on the underdog comedy.

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It features main character Isla Gordon, played by Kate Hudson, and her rise to one of the most iconic professional basketball franchises and her dysfunctional yet lovable family trying to block her shot. So basically, Kate Hudson's family owns this big basketball team, and a scandal forces her brother to resign.

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She is then appointed president of the LA Waves, which is one of the most storied and professional basketball franchises, and it's her family business. So she's ambitious, often overlooked. Isla is going to have to prove to her skeptical brothers, the board, and the larger sports community that she was the right person for the job. especially in the unpredictable male dominated world of sports.

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She may have not been a part of the original playbook, but as skeptics will soon learn, she's calling the shots now, like it or not. It's an easy and fun bitch with a sharp and edgy laugh out loud moments. This is everything I need to enjoy my life this weekend. Like made by Mindy Kaling, check. Starring Kate Hudson, check. Women in sports. I mean, this is a sports podcast.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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It makes sense why Netflix wanted to sponsor this episode. I'm so down. And it launched yesterday. So you can now watch it on Netflix. It's really pargy from the creators of Never Have I Ever, The Mindy Project. You could stream it now. Running Point isn't streaming now, only on Netflix.

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Wait, Justin Timberlake is getting hate and I don't know about it? That's so crazy because I'm kind of the creator of a lot of it. I think you were like busy on Canva and missed sort of some of this. Oh my God, on house.com. Also, why is it so fucking hard to create a 3D rendering? I don't know. Like, why do you have to be an architect? Like, I know the room is a square. I know the dimensions.

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I could put a picture. Like, why do they make it so fucking hard?

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Your guest room is like unique shaped room. Like, this is literally a square room. Why can't they just let me play around? They won't let you. They don't play around. And like I was on fucking Reddit, like people being like, what do you use? And I was like caught like just using making free accounts at all. Like it was seriously so annoying.

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I ended up just doing it on preview on my computer, but I slayed it. I wish I could share it, but I won't. No, no, no. That's like, you know, evil eye, evil eye, evil eye.

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It's inspired by the famous YouTube series, Celebrities Reading Mean Tweets on the Jimmy Kimmel Show, where Jackie and I sit down and like read our mean podcast reviews. Now, podcast reviews are interesting because people come to compliment, but they also come to like troll. And we're hearing some hard truths about ourselves. We're pretty much disagreeing with all of them.

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Now, of course, nobody understands better than us falling ill, but you know, there is a way to cancel a show and you're gonna get backlash no matter what, right? Like people are gonna be mad, sad, angry. And this is probably the worst way to do it. Like very Morgan Wallen when people are already like in the facility. What's the better way to do it?

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The better way to do it is like, I think you have until the morning of to make a decision. And if you're not canceling it, like you have to do the show. Got it. I mean, the best way, the only person who's ever canceled a show and gotten no backlash is our King Luke Combs, where he was very sick and halfway through the show, he said, listen, you're all getting a refund.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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I'm still finishing, but it's not going to be my best work. So sing along with me. If I like take a break, you sing the words, you'll get a refund. We're rescheduling the show, but I'm still going to spend the next hour here. Like that's our party king. That's so crazy. When people like that exist, it's hard to like say to Justin Timberlake, why couldn't you do that? You know?

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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So yeah, leaving in the middle is different than canceling right before. Like at least she tried and she, people got like half a show and then are getting another one. So you get one and a half shows for the price of one ticket. Like they're getting rescheduled or she refunded. No, your tickets will be honored for a rescheduled date. Like, she will be doing the show. Yeah.

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So that's not so terrible. The worst is obviously, like, Morgan Wallen, like, while people are, like, the openers already have played. Yeah. So there's a bad way to do it. There's really only... There's not even a good way to do it, but the Luke Combs way was, like, obviously the one people say now. That's insane. Like... You don't need a refund. Have you seen the clip?

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People are like, he's like, listen, I'm really- You got a whole show and a refund? I can't sing, so I'm gonna refund your tickets. And everybody's like, boo! But, and then everybody starts like cheering when they realize they're getting a free show. That's crazy. And I've seen clips from that show. He sounded totally fine.

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Yeah. I mean, I obviously choose to see the worst in Justin Timberlake.

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No one. It's so funny. Yeah. You can really like paint this in whatever way you want to. Like if this was Kelly Clarkson. Oh my God.

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Oh yeah, no, we're hearing some fucking mean ass shit about ourselves. We're hearing some ironic opinions about ourselves. Some lies, and we're responding to them quite directly.

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Well, the thing is I could speak hypothetically because it wasn't Kelly. So if it was Kelly, I would also say like, girl, give people a little bit more time. But I know like if we were actually recording an episode and it was Kelly, I would be like.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Yeah, no, and we actually have recent proof that he's not always trying to do the best thing, where he literally drove under the influence after having a couple of martinis in Sag Harbor. One martini. So I know that decision-making isn't his strong suit. Let's be real. That's what I learned from the great Justin Timberlake DUI.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Well, you know I would have been in the front row, and I would have been really upset.

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Yes. I heard Karen Huger is thriving in jail.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Yeah. I hope they're filming at some part of it. But yeah, there's a camera somewhere. Although she didn't show up for the last reunion. And I thought it was implied that she wasn't returning. But I can't imagine she would have turned down whatever paycheck they were offering her to cover this part of her life.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Right. And sometimes you're Adrian Maloof blacklisted forever.

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How about inconsistencies? Yeah, normalize being inconsistent, because people are always like, especially, I got a lot of backlash for my Karen Huger take, and people were like, so annoying to see Claudia. I know, I feel that, but I just want to say, do not come to me looking for consistency in all my thoughts and opinions when it comes to celebrities or just random things.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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I have my faves, I have people I hate, I'm really mean to people I hate, and I'm really lenient with people that I like. Kelly Clarkson could seriously drunk drive and kill me. And I wouldn't care. Like, I just, I'm sorry. I have my faves and I, yes, I am an inconsistent hypocrite. Ah, okay. I don't fucking care.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Correct. Yeah. Well, we need to make a list of people who the rules, like the regular rules don't apply to.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Oh, hopefully you didn't take the cap off and it's leaking all over your new chair.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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I need to find my pen because it is mightier than the sword. And what did you, it's not. What did you want the pen? Rules to whom. Rules to whom. Those to whom the rules don't apply. The rules don't apply. Karen Huger, Kelly Clarkson, who else?

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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No, it's just different. It's not like dream guests. Because Taylor's my favorite, but like if Taylor can drive, like I actually might have some harsh words for her.

The Toast

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Because she's so influential. She shouldn't be knowing better than that.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Yeah, we'll kind of let the chips fall where they may.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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It's the toast. I sound amazing. Yes, you do sound amazing. I am so excuse me. Now my iPad like not behaving. Of course we play the intro song every time the show begins, but today it is especially purgy because I'm so excited that after talking about it all week, we were able to finally get, finally, honestly we turned it around really fucking quick, our song on Spotify as like a regular song.

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No, I think this is the right choice. Like, he could have retired. Like, he's at a place where he's done enough age-wise. Like, he could have. But I understand, A, not wanting to go out like that. B, him and his team are at a point where, like, they still can win another Super Bowl. They should have almost won this one. Like, it wasn't, like, you know, impossible.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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So I think that he can go out with another Super Bowl win. And if he is, like, spending the next year committing himself to, like, peak physical, mental toughness, like, no one's more prepared, like, down and has, you know, experience doing that than Taylor. Like, that's her thing, right? Yeah.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Well, that's the thing. You always run the risk.

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He's not one of the players like a Tom Brady where if he sucks, the whole team sucks.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Although I do want to say, it's not a terrible way to go out. If you made it to the Super Bowl. Now, the way they lost was really bad, but you still made it to the Super Bowl. So I don't think it's the most embarrassing way to go out. What happened to Aaron Rodgers and the Jets? That's embarrassing. Right, but he didn't retire. Did he, Aaron Rodgers?

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Well, I don't know what he's going to do, but I assume retirement is in his future sometime soon. And you went to another team to revive it very much like Brady and the Buccaneers. And not only did you get injured on day one, you never won a game, and then you got dropped. That's embarrassing. You know what I think about a lot?

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Oh, that's so funny. I don't feel like he would because he came back and he got another chance. No, but it like ruined his season.

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No, like Jason Street from Friday Night Lights. Like, yeah, he ended up with a lot of resentment towards the person who injured him because he became paralyzed. Like, but when you're in the sport and getting injured, it's just sort of like a rite of passage. It happens a lot. You're out for a couple of games. You're out for a season.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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I don't know if you take umbrage with like every person who injures you. I think that's like a toxic mentality.

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Well, like, it's circumstantial. Like, if I'm Damar Hamlin, like, yeah, I'm mad at the guy who, like, tackled me and put me into cardiac arrest. Like, it's different varying degrees. I feel like a torn Achilles is kind of, like, expected when you're 40 and in the NFL. So, of course, cardiac arrest would be, like, the highest. Up there with Jason Street being paralyzed. Yes.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Yeah. Oh my God. You and I haven't even spoken about this and it's so internet. Like I'm embarrassed to even like share that I know about it. Mason. Yes. Oh my God. How did you know?

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Yeah, but it's not out of the ordinary. It is out of the ordinary to go into cardiac arrest on the field and to end up paralyzed.

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No, I think it's ACL. You think it's ACL? Like it's up there. Yeah. And so I think if Aaron like walks around with this chip on his shoulder, mad at the guy who injured him, like that's a toxic trait of Aaron's because I don't think it's warranted.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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I think when you get into sports, like you understand you're going to get injured and you can't be mad at every person who injures you unless you go into cardiac arrest or are paralyzed.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Surgery is like so classic. Like everybody gets surgery when they're athletes. Out for the season.

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Kyle, as a football player, I have a question for you, period. I'm doing research for a podcast episode, period. When you get injured, do you hold any resentment or anger towards the person who is responsible for your injury? Like the person on the other team who tackled you and ended up breaking your ankle? Is this a dumb question?

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Can you Google it? I don't want to be stupid. And ask him a question that is a big part of his career and I don't know it.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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A finger. Knee. Do you hate them? Or you just understand it's par for the course in this line of work.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Yeah, and so I feel like he probably has a healthy outlook. Okay. I'm asking, but let me read it one more time because I'm actually embarrassed of this question. Kyle, as a football player, I have a question for you. Does that make it sound like I'm a football player? I'm just going to say, Kyle, I have a question for you. Obviously, he's a football player. He knows that. I don't need to tell him.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

251.651

There is a conspiracy theory that's like really taken off.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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I'm doing research for a podcast episode. Not me acting like I'm like Huberman. I'm like doing research that I'm actively recording. When you get injured, do you hold any resentment or anger towards a person who is responsible for your injury?

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

254.995

um mostly on tiktok but it's that mason disick you know the 15 year old first born son of courtney kardashian and scott disick has fathered a child um they're saying that he got a girl pregnant in his high school and they have a daughter named class they have a daughter named piper she's one years old i don't think he would have a daughter i just want to say i don't think he would have a daughter named piper when his sister's name is penelope i just want to say so that's how i know that the the rumors aren't true

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Do you hold any resentment or anger towards the person who is responsible for your injury? Like the person on the other team who tackled you and ended up breaking your ankle? Do you hate them? Or do you understand that it's par for the course in this line of work? I think that's a good text.

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I feel like there's not really room for nuance in this already long text message. I kind of just want to send it. Fire it off. But he's on the West Coast. Fire it. Well, it's off season. I don't think he's on the West Coast. Fire it off or delete the whole thing.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Yeah, that's a good question. I think so. And people in the comments will be like, my husband plays in an intramural flag football league. And he said, we're not talking about that.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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And also, is she going by Christina Hall?

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Because I didn't know who you were talking about. She is, to me now she's Christina Hack.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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I feel like one of the benefits of being married so many times is that you do understand the repercussions. So I'm shocked. I'm shocked to learn that A, she didn't sign a prenup and B, she's like regretting and wishing she did.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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So, so, and then also, I hate to kick someone when they're down, but Christine, Christina should know better.

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Oh, I do. I do. I'm holding space for two truths. Like he gives Kelly Clarkson's ex-husband energy, like was looking for a wealthy woman to leech off of. And even in divorce is still trying to milk her dry. At least that man had kids with Kelly. So he had like a little bit of a leg to stand on. This guy has like seriously no grounds. And he's like a grifter. So I'm holding space for that.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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And there's also just something icky about like a man who wants to like take money from a woman, get a job. But also like I'm kind of tisking at Christina Hack. Like the whole joke of the seven husbands of Christina Hall is like she's had a million marriages and she's going to have a million more. And we love that for her. She's a hopeless romantic.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

2756.57

But you are supposed to learn something from every marriage.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

2764.013

Yeah. First marriage was Tarek. And obviously they split things 50-50, but that was like the most, that was where they built their business together. They had kids together. So them splitting everything in half was completely fair.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Then was she ever married to Aunt Anstead or they were like engaged?

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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So I feel like he has his own career. She had her own career and they were like happy to like come in and leave with what they came in with. Like it would have been too messy to start poking at each other's businesses.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

2801.027

Yeah, right. Because she kind of got lucky in the last two.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

2814.501

Oh, right. She's engaged again or just dating.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Right, she's going from dating somebody with less money than her to now dating somebody with much more money than her, hopefully, if his business is as booming as we think it might be.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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I'm just checking to see if Kyle texts me. I'm feeling embarrassed. Oh, I have a text.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Oh, he said, hey, Claudia, that's a great question. There's no resentment unless there's like a cheap shot outside of the rules, like a helmet to helmet hit or a hit after the whistle. So you're right. That's speaking for me, but I think the vast majority would agree. Extremely helpful.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Okay, helpful. And Kristen said, because I put it in a group chat with Kristen, she said, that's actually an amazing question. Okay, helpful. Thank you. Another question.

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Do you think Aaron Rodgers holds a grudge against the guy who broke his heel? The guy who broke his Achilles heel?

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You gotta give people like a heads up.

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It's because it's been a hard week for us. It's been 50 degrees in New York and Ben has been like golfing in the middle of February. It's been hard.

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I did. You didn't watch it. I watched the entire thing. You are sending me reels propaganda. At first, Jackie sent me this reel and I almost turned it off because it was this girl being like, my husband golfs. He loves to golf.

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And I let him do it every single weekend. And here's why. And I was like, oh, this is a joke, obviously. But then she was saying like, no, on the days that he golfs, like he has to wake up early, take the kids to breakfast, spend the entire day with them, put them down for a nap, do all the work and then go once they're napping, then go golf for like four, five hours while they nap for two.

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And then I have to do the rest three hours. But he did everything up until that point.

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Right. So basically like it was her life hack being like, I don't take care of my kids all Saturday, but my husband gets to golf. I got it. I thought it was propaganda because she is in a unique situation, the woman in the reel, because her husband golfs for four hours. My husband has never golfed.

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for four hours in his life he makes it a whole day they go to the spa the locker room they have lunch they go to the range they have cocktails like it's a whole like he loves golf but he loves the whole environment going in and out for a couple of holes that doesn't do it for him you couldn't her husband compromise with him and say like you can golf today but like just 18 holes period like no spa no good she's like I can I

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But then that's not what the lady in the reels was saying. It makes him so happy. I just know she had a fucking gun to her head and he was standing behind the camera with a gun. I didn't like it. Don't send me that propaganda. I didn't like it at all.

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Kyle Juszczyk said he would guess that Aaron Rodgers doesn't have any resentment. It was a pretty routine tackle.

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Extraordinarily helpful, can't thank you guys enough, period.

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Yeah, I mean, it's amazing what you can miss when you don't watch someone's show ever.

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Well, yeah, Aaron, if he did, that we should have known because if Aaron did hate the guy who tackled him, he would have given him a nickname and started hating him, going on Pat McAfee, like dragging him and his family. So we should have known because we didn't hear any of that, that he was probably cool with it.

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Now, there have been a lot of Mason Disick Finsta moments. Are we sure? Is this a verified account?

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I'm so glad Kyle and Kristen thought that was not a dumb question. I was actually feeling major regret and embarrassment.

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Fun fact, Kyle Juszczyk went to Harvard. Isn't that crazy?

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I posted a picture today on my Instagram story of like you and I looking cute to promote the fact that our new theme song is available to stream on music streaming platforms. And I got like a lot of responses from people like, oh my God, slay, jawline. Oh my God, you were so thin.

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Actually, I've seen people like make TikToks and social media posts about things you should never say to a pregnant woman. And I'm like, nobody says that. They fucking do. That's crazy. It was multiple. And maybe people thought it was like a recent photo and they're congratulating me on looking good recently. But it was clearly an old photo.

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I really do. It's fine. You don't have to like, I'm on camera every day. Like I know.

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I don't remember you talking about it a lot, but you like, you did feel this way, but you weren't always talking about it. But were you thinking about it all the time? Cause I think about it pretty much every minute of every day.

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Every now and then, he figures out the Wi-Fi password in his house and uses it to spill his family secrets. Well, now he's big. You know, he's a grown-ass man, because when people were saying this, I'm like, ew, don't talk about a child like that. But he's, like, literally a teenager. Like, this could happen.

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No, literally, I'd never hear of it outside of you and your family. I leave your house and I leave the Spideyverse. Really? I'm just curious. And I'm not complaining at all because, like, you do an amazing job. But are we, like, now a kids programming update? Like, is this, like, a new category we're covering?

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I'm not complaining at all. And I understood, Pep. I understood this one like a little bit less. But again, it maybe just is not my sphere.

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Okay, so all you had to say was that like this is what we were left with on a Friday.

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I'm never going to tell you how to do your job. I was just asking because we haven't had like an offline conversation.

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Listen, I happen to think Spider-Verse is a piece of shit. I hate Spidey. I hate his amazing friends. I hate Ghostbiter. The only one I don't hate is Tracy. I hate the music associated with this show. I hate the books associated with this show. How do you hate the music? Because when I'm at your house, like, actually, do you want to know why? Yeah, I just asked.

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I associate it with my first trimester, like being nauseous. When I was at your house. And your kids are like, let's read the Sandman. Let's read the Sandman. And I just think I automatically feel nauseous. That's why I'm glad I got down to the bottom of it.

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it reminds me of a time where I felt like crap and I was like taking naps and feeling averse to, and then we went to the arrow store and I felt so sick. Like I, I'm associating that negative time with that one book in particular in the Spidey universe in total.

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Oh, please. Like I actually just felt a chunk of food rise in my throat.

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Maybe I'll get over it by then. I don't know.

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I maybe wouldn't have- They're not amazing either. That's the thing. And Aunt May, who's, like, in charge of, like, these three kids, she's never around. She's, like, definitely somebody needs to call CPS. She's always leaving these really young kids- out on their own in really dangerous cities with dangerous criminals like the Goblin.

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And it's an important like lesson for kids to learn. Like there are repercussions for your actions, but not for the Sandman, not for the Green Goblin. They just get away and they get to do bad things again.

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I'm not familiar with Doc Ock and I'm so glad. Please don't tell me anything more about her.

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A Walk to Remember is being rebooted. That could top Spidey. It could. Although, I don't know how you reboot, like, a movie. You're just making it again?

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And I feel like they're going to make it, like, very modern. Like, instead of having cancer, she's going to have, like, Lyme disease or something, you know? No.

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I often think about that line from A Walk... I mean, I think a lot about A Walk to Remember, but... He was like the wind. I couldn't see him. Her. Actually, he's talking about her after she died. Her love is like the wind. I can't see it, but I can feel it.

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Oh, is it because her dad's a pastor? And then he ends up finding Jesus.

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They're replacing Jesus with manifestation for sure.

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Now, who's the young heartthrob? Who's the Shane? That's his name, right?

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Jacob Elordi. Wait, Jackie, it's actually a good call, Noah Centennial, like the bad boy turned priest.

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He's not right for it. No, they're not right for it. You need someone who's, because they're high schoolers. Yeah. but I really like Noah Centineo. And then who's the Mandy Moore? She has to sing and she has to be like this young ingenue. Okay, by the way, that's a really good call. Like, I could see it. She obviously has acting history. She sings, pardulay.

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Yeah, it's giving her character in High School Musical. Yeah. And then who is, like, the really strict dad priest? Dennis Quaid.

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I was gonna say, he's too old to have a daughter in high school. Should it be Mason Disick? Should it be? How old are you when you have a daughter in high school? You're like 40. Yeah. Kind of like the dad a little bit from White Lotus. Claudia, Jason Street. Oh, Scott Porter, yeah.

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Wait, we just absolutely crushed this. And that's like the only other character, right? Like she has the friends, like the mean group of friends, but I don't need to.

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Yeah, yeah. Just that could be like a regular girl.

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wait and wait joshua bassett has to be he could be he could be so down this movie sounds amazing she would kill it the late afternoon yeah like that soundtrack that movie only hope only hope like actually changed our dna cells Yeah.

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I don't, I know the movie was really popular and I know the song was really popular too, but I don't think that particular song had as much of an impact on our generation as it did on us specifically. Like we loved that fucking song.

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my head back down the first time I saw that movie I was choking on my own sobs like I was so upset yeah and that opening scene with that kid at the water tower yeah where he like hits a pipe oh my god just devastating there's a lot of big themes a lot of big reboot news essentially a lot of big reboot news so that's a twofer yeah I love that we'll add it to the to the story are you ready for our fifth and final story it's a little fashion news

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Well, that's always, like, a weird part in Hollywood, when you have, like, children later in life, and then, like, your kids already have kids, so, like, your grandbaby is also your niece, you know?

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And this just proves to you that butt cracks are ugly because models are supposed to have like the most beautiful of everything. And even their butt cracks are ugly. Sometimes it's like, yeah, it's kind of a crazy look, but it looks good on a model. You know, it's not going to look good on a regular person who has like a hairy butt crack. Yeah. And so it doesn't even look good on models.

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This doesn't bode well. The only time I've ever enjoyed seeing crack, and I didn't even see crack, is when Hailey Bieber wore like that really low dress. Yeah, fake crack. but it was like a fake, and they put like a diamond thong in it. That was really party, but we didn't see her butt crack, so my point stands. Butt cracks are not attractive.

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Even of the elite fashion European, your butt cracks are just as ugly as mine. It makes me feel good that I don't have like a particularly ugly butt crack. I kind of have like a big crack.

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deep oh well that that is not visible to the eye yeah no it kind of it's something you need to feel to believe right which obviously i have okay show it off Pop off, crack. Pop off, cracktia. And I feel like the fashion community, like, they're always trying to, like, push boundaries. And they do, like, radical things. And it's always applauded as, like, art or whatever.

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And I kind of love that this happened. And the fashion editors and the people at large are not down for it.

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What's next? Dong. Like, you seriously live on a different planet. Dong? And I think you're getting confused because I think you're thinking of schlong. I think I'm thinking of dong. You're thinking of like dick and schlong. Dong. Dong meaning... Is it there? No.

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Penis dong. Penis is here. Okay. I think you meant schlong because I think you're just getting lucky.

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Yeah, I actually like the energy that schlong emits. It's very like schlong.

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Yeah, right. I'm thinking of, of course, like a bell.

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I think you should take the W and just run with it.

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Shall we dive into the Southern Charm recap where you just pretty much tell me everything that happens? I also can't believe last week you did not bring up the scene because it came up for me all over social media and like now I'm obsessed with it. The scene where Shep has like the actual balls to recite to Austin the text message he wrote to Sienna. Is that her name? Yeah.

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Courtney, having children, like, 16 years apart is... Biblical.

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Um, and like the pure cringe of that moment, like the, the, the verbal diarrhea and then like Austin's reaction. It was so funny.

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No, and we're all just like doing life for the first time.

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It's also just annoying in a situation like this. Like why don't we all sit around, watch the tape and then we can talk about it again. Cause like spending time remembering is so annoying.

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So that's not a story by any means. I just felt like I had to speak on it.

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Thanks so much for keeping me up. I literally like, I watched the show. Do you know what I mean?

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And she was on Watch What Happens Live, asked about it. Cause they were spotted out at Nobu. And she was like, like, yeah, we went to Nobu, but his friend was there. His assistant was there. Like it wasn't the two of us. She didn't say it wasn't a date though. She just said we weren't alone.

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And we're totally due for Queenie and Weenie of the Week, our final segment of the week where Jackie and I like to just sort of take a look at the week at a glance, give out two awards, Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week. They're pretty self-explanatory. Did you act like a Queenie this week and did you act like a Weenie this week?

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If you did, you might find yourself here on the toast at the end of Friday's episode as a Queenie of the Week. So for Queenie, I think it's pretty obvious. I think we could say on the count of three who our Queenie is. One, two, three. Three.

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Becca, yeah. The toaster who wrote and won our theme song competition series. I feel like her work was finally put on display this week. Our vocal abilities obviously were kind of like sub-Queenies. But she really did exactly what we were looking for. People are loving it. And we wouldn't have had this amazing week without Becca. Yeah.

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I'm glad we agree. I think we might agree on Weenie too. My Weenie of the Week. And I think that people are going to be shocked. But listen, I am a woman enough to admit, like having four DUIs is definitely, will get you nominated for Weenie of the Week. Karen Huger, I'm glad she's paying the price. But I also don't think I knew that. that she had four.

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I didn't even know that this wasn't her first. So if she had just gotten a DUI, would she have been my weenie of the week? Maybe not, but that's because she's on that list. But with her fourth... That's really uncool. Like I'm woman enough to say that.

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Yeah, we will. Oh, I've been looking for this. We'll be lost in the butt cracks of history.

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This chair is very deep. I do wonder what is inside of them. Correct. And on that note, thank you so much for a pargy week. And thank you so much for listening to the Toast the Millennium Morning Show where we deliver the fast five stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching this on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up.

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I had kind of like an experience last night. Kind of a frustrating one. Okay, share your truth. You know, Jackie and I are very proud Jewesses. And just like a fun part of our religion is like a deep sense of superstition. Right. And I kind of like that about us. Like we don't really plan for the future. It's like it's not something I take umbrage with in my religion. You know, there's something.

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It will be on all the streaming services. In due time. Yes, like they're all being processed. But if I went up first and thank God, because I think that's the most important one. So your kids can stream it in the car.

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But well, when you're trying to plan for your future with as a pregnant lady, like it's definitely inconvenient. And last night for the first time, I was like, oh, my God, I don't even have like. a napkin, like I don't have anything in my house.

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And when you go on TikTok and there are girls who are like the same stage of pregnancy as you doing nursery reveals, and like you seriously don't even own a crib, it's jarring. And so I don't need a crib, obviously, but I was just like last night, like maybe I should just like make a plan, you know, not buy anything. Right, like grab a neighbor, grab a snack, make a plan, not buy anything.

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Then, you know, once I started, I got like really crazy.

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I ended up designing on Canva my whole nursery and I haven't bought anything and I will not buy anything and I will not do anything. But let me tell you, it's so party. It's so aesthetic. It's so aesthetic. I'm so proud of myself repurposing a lot of the furniture that's already in my home because I'm really not in the mood to like spend money.

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You know, this is already going to be an expensive venture of my life. Like I don't need before the kid even gets here to like be spending money. So. I was on these room renovator design AI websites trying to come up. When I came up with this, I'm not going to share it because that's giving Kanai Nahara superstition vibes. And I'm not buying anything.

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But I feel good knowing when the time comes to buy, I know exactly what I'm buying. I don't have to spend time planning. It's just a click of a button.

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Now, it goes without saying, like, I think designing a girl nursery is so much more fun. Although, I love where I ended up. And there are less obvious themes when it comes to boys. Like, you can't have, like, a monster truck themed nursery. nursery. But I was like looking at inspo pics on social media and like the girly ones with like the cute, like pink wallpaper. Like it's so cute.

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Would you have extras by the way? I could spray paint them blue.

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Yeah. Oh, I think that's a party idea. I like that.

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I do need to have a nod to the toast in there. I didn't throw that in my canvas design yet. I'll get on it.

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So many. And then I also put together, you could put together like a private Amazon cart.

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Because I wanted to put all these things in my cart. I'm obviously not buying them. Yeah. But when the time comes, I'd like to be able to just buy my cart, but I don't want them sitting in my cart for the next couple weeks.

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So I made a private curt. I need to run it by you, obviously. It's just so crazy, because when I need something as an adult, I need a towel. I get it on Amazon, right? Whenever you need anything.

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Okay, fine, fine, fine, fine. Not towels. So I need a nail file. I get one on Amazon, okay? Yeah, yeah. And like, I understand why people get so crazy. Am I like the mama industry? Cause I think I'm so chill. I'm like the top seller on Amazon works for me. And then I'm like, does it? I don't know. Where has this elephant towel been? Like, it was so cute on the kid, but I'm like, I don't know.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

675.953

It wasn't in like some of the brand names were giving like AI generated mom cozy, you know?

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

68.629

Correct. Happy Fridays. You'll be able to say like, Alexa, play Toast theme song because it's going to be on Amazon Music. It's going to be, I think, on like Google, whatever. So whatever.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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I don't know, I'm feeling like I understand why people get so crazy with just like every little product, because I'm so chill, right? I was like putting shit in my car and I'm like, oh, this is totally like filled with chemicals, you know?

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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But like, what about the thread count?

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

718.08

Like I found myself thinking really critically.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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I found myself thinking really critically about like random things. And you know what else I found out?

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

736.566

Yeah, but it doesn't have the little ears.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

745.735

No, no, I remember bathing your children in that like gray elephant and it was the highlight of my life. It's too cute. I'm not giving up on that. Except can we talk about like a newborn baby towel? Like even the shit on Amazon, like the crap from Mom Cozy China for one towel, $26. Like, hello? It's a washcloth.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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No, they're taking advantage of, like, mamas who are unwell.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

776.111

Correct. But you also don't. You also don't.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

786.283

Yeah, I know, but that's so not happening. I can barely make it to work. Like, let's be real.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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I feel like up until this point, I'm like so chill. Like, no, I don't need things. And it's like, why? This is my first, like I can be crazy with my first child. No, like I just, I want stuff.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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No, no, furniture I'm not spending money on. Like that's the prices for some of these things. Like it's actually disgraceful.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

82.837

Oh, that's actually really confusing. We'll have to. We might have to change that episode title.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

825.734

I didn't say that because I picked out my changing table yesterday.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

830.877

Yeah, no, I picked it out. It's from Pottery Barn. It's part two.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

840.624

Yeah, I honestly got a great tip because, you know, they make gliders. I was talking to this. The legs going up is super important, right? And they make the manual and they make the electric. Yeah, but I'm like, why would anybody not get the electric? And then I was talking to my friend Margo and she didn't get the electric. She's super religion.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Like, is it because you don't want to use electricity on Shabbat? She was like, not really. Like, it hinders where you can put the chair in the room because you need an outlet. And I realized that the room that I'm using for a nursery has seriously one outlet. I have to get the manual.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Oh silly, yeah that's problems. I like how they make baby gliders with Bluetooth speakers and chargers like Lazy Boy. You don't need that. They have a cooler.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

893.945

No, but you know what I did find out? Like fun fact, and I feel like people probably know this, but I'm obviously like new here. But if you don't, your breast pump is covered by insurance. Mine was $4.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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No, no, I just checked what my insurance covered on the website. And you got to go blue Spectra, not pink Spectra. Of course, blue spectra.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

91.025

You should be able to be cooking and be like Alexa. Like we can't interfere with that.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

928.769

Do you know that there's a blue spectra in this very room that I sit in? You must have left it at one of the studios. Like you bought an extra one to pump with.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

934.855

Can you share breast pumps? Yes, you can.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

937.977

So this could be my work, my work pump.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

951.428

Got it. Got it. Well, I love that because it was $300 on Amazon. I'm like, well, obviously I'm not going to forego a breast pump, but I'm like, damn, that's just funny. It's funny what costs a lot and what doesn't cost a lot.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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No. And you know what else was covered by my insurance that comes with my spectra? 400 bags. God willing, I should make so much milk that I use the bags.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

980.805

Oh, I don't, but it's free. I couldn't choose a different amount.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

984.89

It was automatically added when you put in the blue spectra.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

991.624

Okay, but maybe I'll be a super supplier.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

1005.999

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The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

105.427

One thousand percent. Jackie and I actually had a long and hard discussion yesterday about title.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

1060.326

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The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Yeah, we like kind of like him. I'm having a bubbly today because they ran out of La Croix. And the last time I had a bubbly, I had actually one of the worst days of my life. Just like I wasn't feeling good. Like everything was going wrong. I don't want to blame the bubbly. But if I have a bad day today, like we'll say.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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We do. But like when you look at the other podcasts in the charts, like and anytime we've had a meeting with like Spotify or YouTube, they're always like, listen, your titles. We love the creativity. But you guys need to be a little bit more strategic, like SEO wise, like putting in the topics, being like Real Housewives, comma. Scandival, like, like, like.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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This event, though, is always, like, part delicious. And stuff, like, always happens. Obviously, when I think of the Time 100, I think of when Taylor wore that pink and yellow dress. And I think she performed Love Story on the piano.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Oh, yeah. I happen to, like, really, especially the older I get, I, like, really have learned to, like, think Amy Schumer is the funniest person ever. That was not her funniest moment. I can't lie.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Chair. It wasn't like a formal. I thought it was weird when she was like standing at her table with a microphone.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Now the philanthropy she was highlighted for And the activism she was highlighted for in the Time article and what put her on the list was with the NAACP. So she wasn't referencing that. She was talking about some more activism. Obviously, that feels so pertinent to the conversation everyone was having about It Ends With Us, which is a film about domestic violence.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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And she was accused of not taking the issue seriously and not talking about it as a major conversation during the press and just promoting her haircare line. So... Everything she does now, I have to look at strategically. She's propping herself up.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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But she's also prepping for this big trial. And no matter who the jury, you're supposed to have a completely...

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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unbiased jury but with something so big and so scandalous and so famous like everyone's gonna come in with like a couple of preconceived notions um so you're also playing for the court of public opinion and so i have to look at it through that lens which i hate because i do believe like what she said was true and and real and honest but she's playing a part right so it's just in baldoni but he's not doing public events at this current moment

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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I thought she looked great. I thought she spoke great. I'm not who she's trying to convince, right? Yeah. I'm like praying she's right.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Kind of like all of your... Don't say credibility.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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I still feel like fairly good about my take on the whole situation. Now I know everybody hates mine, but I have yet to see something. And I am open to changing my mind. Like I'm not being stubborn just because I like put my fork in the ground on Blake.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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I think that she did like reference that the scandal very vaguely just being like, you know, well, also there's so much has happened against women and her mother.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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No, not for you. But I think for people who, one of the biggest, what her detractors are saying about her most frequently is that she did this big press tour for the film about domestic violence and never once spoke seriously about domestic violence, highlighted the issue, and just made it all about her and her outfits and her flowers and her hair care company.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Right, and Justin Baldoni. And like, sorry, no, it's going to be Mr. and Mr. Maldonado from here on out. Like, so we know we're like hindering our own growth because we refuse to get in line.

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And so for, this feels like a direct response to that critique of her, which is one of the biggest.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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I agree. I also think people glaze over the fact that like there is a full memo that we saw that the studio told the cast not to, that the tone of the press tour should be positive and light and fun, female friendship, whatever. That was like a strategic move. So Justin then like being so serious about it, like makes everybody else look so bad.

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And I think as a viewer slash somebody who read the book without having any idea what it was about, I actually think it was a better, more enjoy, enjoy, enjoy full, enjoy, enjoyable. Oh my, thank you. Stroke, enjoyable experience going into it sort of blind, right? Like you don't know that the book is about to take this turn. And so you kind of put yourself in the position of the reader, right?

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Like, yeah, it was kind of the, of Lily, the protagonist. Yeah. Sorry, not the reader. Thank you. Um, So I understand why that was what they wanted for the film. But I don't understand why he then made it his mission to do the opposite.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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It always looks like a nice gala. They spend good money on it. Good people show up.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Yeah, no. So if I worked at Time, like I would just make it all the people I want to meet because no matter how famous you are, if you're on that list, like you do go to the gala like Taylor Swift went. So I would make the list all the Swirlies that I want to meet.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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That's such a brutal response to like such a heartfelt message.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Like, I want to get on board and think that this is cute. Because if it was anybody else, like, I would. But I just know.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Right, I know there's like something so smelly going on here, like physically smelly. I can't ship, like I'm kind of at this standstill. Like in another lifetime, I would be obsessed with these two. That devil slank skank Molly. Like, I'm sorry, I can't get on board.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Oh, I see. Yeah. Like Elizabeth Hurley is clearly like stuck between Kelsey and Billy. Oh, my.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Kelsey Grammer does so many things that are incongruous with, like, who he is, which is Frasier, right? Like, he's like a Jerry Seinfeld. You don't see Jerry Seinfeld out here doing, like, Hallmark movies with Billy Ray Cyrus. He, like, forgets how famous he is.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Sometimes, I mean, even being on The Real Hospice of Beverly Hills, like, that was really crazy, even though he was on there very strategically. He was on there to divorce his wife.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Yeah, like, in her big red dress at the Tonys. But I find that, like... so many of his current bookings don't align with that of Frazier. I feel like he lives a very expensive life. He like needs the money.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Yeah. I mean, he did have to give Camille Grammer $30 million, like half of his Frasier money.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Although the Simpsons I do feel is in an entirely different league than Frasier.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Yes. Although Friends, I think, has entered the 21st century quite well. Like new people are always watching it. I've never even seen Frasier. I don't think like Gen Z binges Frasier. It's a show that a certain generation loved, but it's not timeless.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Listen, you can't put Elizabeth Hurley in a box.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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I'm just looking up where you can stream Christmas in Paradise. Oh, it's on Amazon Prime. Okay. Oh, and I believe the Roku channel.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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It feels like it would be like a Roku original.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Jackie, if it's what's meant for you, we'll find you. My pen. No, the movie.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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That's kind of the problem with you going.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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While I am devastated, I do feel okay because I really thought, and I can't believe it's been two years. I thought this was like a rebound type of thing. Like I didn't think of it so seriously, but you know what? She got a nice relationship right after what seemed to be like a tumultuous divorce.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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What we're trying to emulate to our listeners is like, we make it look easy, right? We look fabulous, glamorous. Like you see lifestyles of the rich and the famous. You don't know how hard this job is.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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So I feel like some relationships just like are meant to last a season and they heal you and they take you from one place to another. And that's what Pellegrino was.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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I loved that like life for her, you know, the aristocratic life. I hope she met some other eligibles while in that circle and now has found her next boyfriend.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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It was a relationship that had an expiration date.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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She stepped back a little bit, like from being a working actress.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

1983.965

Yeah. Not Rivers. Common misconception, just want to say.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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I do think while you're adding things to your digital list, I would add her to our list of eligibles. She's 100% already there. You think Sophie Turner, but she's been in a relationship for two years, but we do love to have people who are literally in relationships.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Oh my God. Now you're speaking so ill of our list. Claudia, I can't. Fine, fine.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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And literally this means the world to two people, Margot Asher and Olivia Asher.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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I know, but when I think of it, I don't think of you.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Oh, I meant to tell you, by the way. Everyone remembers when Jackie had her cerclage surgery, right? Like, what was that, a year and a half ago? two years ago, almost to the day. There is an episode of Grey's Anatomy. Like you literally had like one of those conditions because I just weirdly get served clips of like random TV shows on TikTok.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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And they were talking about a surclage on Grey's Anatomy. Wow. Maybe, or it was like Chicago MD. One of those, like you are literally a house. What's that show, House? House. That's you.

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But also, like, where else are you going to find a show where the title is Mr. and Mr. Maldonado? Like, it's kind of what sets us apart. I'm sorry.

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Oh, I feel like Julian Fellows is better than that. Yeah.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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And so the secret that you harbor is that you liked Royal Pains. The secret that I harbor as it pertains to Royal Pains, it's so funny that we both have deep, dark secrets, is that it's a show my entire family, my sisters, loved. I've never seen one minute of it.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Yeah, it takes place, though, at that big house, right, where everybody gets married? Ohika Castle? Ohika Castle. It's where the Blank Space music video is. It's like on Long Island.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Ohika Castle. Yeah. Shadow Pond. There's, like, this mansion in Long Island. For anybody who's not familiar, it's called Oheka Castle. Now, locals know it. It's, like, a venue that you can rent. A lot of, like, swirlies get married there. But it's also featured in a lot of famous TV shows. Blank Space music video, obviously.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Yeah, it's just like this random wedding venue that's oddly relevant in pop culture.

The Toast

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Long Island. And now let me ask you something about Royal Pains reboot. What the hell is the show about?

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I just feel like this is a show that was moderately successful. It was on USA, right? It was on USA. Like a random channel. Yeah. And so it was successful for USA because all they do is play SVU reboots. So... It's such a random show to reboot. Like it had like a fandom, but not like a vocal one or a large one. Like I just, like I'm confused.

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I actually, oh wait, I was just on the Good Guys podcast. I found out the craziest thing about John Stamos.

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I want to say, while your condition of surclaging is definitely common fodder, I feel like I'm about to see an episode of a coccidinia. Do you know what I mean?

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Between Royal Pains, House, Grey's Anatomy, Chicago MD, all these medical shows, there is definitely a coccidinia diagnosis.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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I'm in like a TV show funk. So this is not me not listening to you.

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I don't know. I don't know. I'm not really in the mood for like a new show, you know?

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But just to defend my reputation, sure, I'll watch it. I'll watch the whole thing by Monday, okay? Before we dive into the fifth and final story and then my favorite segment of the week, Queenie and Weenie of the Week, let me let you know that today's episode is brought to you by Saks Fifth Avenue. So Saks Fifth Avenue is the sponsor of today's episode.

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Their website is so user-friendly. They have great edits because shopping online, especially at a big store, can be overwhelming. But I think the Saks website really does it perfectly. They have great edits. You could shop by designer, shop by event. So if you're looking for a Spring clothes, cocktail dresses, wedding dresses, guest wedding dresses. It's really a fun way to get inspired.

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You know, the way that like John Mayer has become like a modern member of Grateful Dead, right? Like people who have passed. That's what John Stamos is. He's the drummer for the Beach Boys and has been for like 30 years.

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Also, I really like Saks because every time I shop there, I find myself buying something that in a year, everybody's wearing and talking about. Everything I've bought from Saks, I feel like I'm early too. I feel like the people who are the buyers there know the cool designers before they actually are cool. And then you're just a cool person. And I'm not inherently cool.

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A scientist will blame anyone but sharks for shark attacks. Continue.

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And they were like, you don't know that. I was like, no, I never heard that before. But like when they go on tour, it's John Stamos. When John Stamos was on Full House, he was the Beach Boys drummer.

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I just feel like it's such an easy blame. Like we're always blaming influencers for everything, even though that example that they that they just cited was not an influencer, was a wildlife photographer. Two very different things, first of all. Second of all, while there's no doubt that there are absolute morons who like go with cameras.

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Remember the guy from Siesta Key who was like dragging that shark off his boat? Like people are total morons and idiots. Like and I think that's probably, you know, a car.

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a cause of some shark attacks to paint with such a broad brush like that's not the only reason sharks attack like sharks also attack because they're beasts of the wild like why is that so hard for people to say i feel like every time there's like a major like study or research thing done on shark attacks they're like well they're only attacking because like we're calling them shark attacks like maybe and it's like no it's a shark attack it's okay like

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How do you think Bethany Hamilton feels reading this? Like for real.

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And to be clear, when you hear about a shark attack of somebody who was like trying to take a picture and pet their fins, like you don't feel bad for them.

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No, you feel bad for the Bethany Modas of the world.

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I'm just sick of this. Like this rewriting of facts.

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Like imagine going to science school, becoming a scientist, and like this is the work you put out.

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Ben and Josh were like, you don't know that. I'm like, no. And they were trying to make me feel bad. Sound off in the comments. Did you know that?

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Yeah. Get a job. Like you're blaming, I'm just sick of influencers being blamed for everything.

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And to be clear, when I think of a shark attack, I do not think of an instance where like somebody's being an idiot and like provoking a shark and then getting their ass beat. Like I think of a more Bethany Hamilton, you know?

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I don't consider that a shark attack. I think of that fucking around and finding out.

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What you found out is actually the opposite of this headline.

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It's okay. Sharks are dangerous predators. Like, that's okay to say.

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Thousand percent. Stay alert. Don't swim with your period.

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So that's just like an unfortunate risk, right? A very small risk of going in the ocean. There's a reason why we're only citing Bethany Hamilton, right? It's not like a common thing.

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Yeah, I mean, them being spotted, like, is not a big deal.

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Yeah, well, it's always, like, head frontline news in Long Island. Over the summer, like, sometimes Long Island is, the Atlantic is very sharky.

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Let's dive into our final segment of the week, Queenie and Weenie of the Week. Every Friday, Jackie and I like to wrap up the week in a little bow, give out two awards, Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week. It's exactly like it sounds. Who acted like a Queenie this week and who acted like a major Weenie this week. It's a seven-day title. It's not that serious.

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If you find yourself being Queenie of the Week one week, don't get too excited because you might be Weenie the next. Let's dive in. What would you like to start with, Queenie?

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And we always start it with me asking, and then we always start it with you telling me that we start with Queenie of the Week. Okay, so my Queenie of the Week is one Lexi Wood. I thought it was a great week to be Lexi. I have been championing her on Summer House, and it was nice to see the narrative finally flip so quickly. I love that. She's also handled herself with so much elegance. Yeah.

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So you were like hanging out with somebody extremely boring. I don't even know where I heard it.

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On the show, like she could have been like a little nastier to some of the girls. And I think that she doesn't want to threaten like having beef with them. So I think she's been very classy. All that press she's been doing. I watched her on a podcast. She's very elegance. And so she's a mature queen. And I think she's been a great addition. And this week was great for her.

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Oh, speaking of the comments, okay, George Clooney's stance, rise up. He dyed his hair for a role. Okay, it's still ugly.

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mainstream bit of press that you could do it's a feat agreed I like that weenie my weenie of the week actually goes to two swirlies they go by the name Susan O'Malley and Barbara Lippert um

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So I guess it's like a posthumous Weenie of the Week because I don't know if at the time when we reported on the Hollywood Reporter canceling the Golden Bachelor, I don't think Queenie and Weenie of the Week was a segment we had created yet. So the fact that they never got to be Weenie of the Week just seems unfair.

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And I'm grateful that this week was a reminder that we all needed that two women named Susan O'Malley and Barbara Lippert. Suzanne. Oh, Suzanne O'Malley and Barbara Lippert, like actually tried to cancel the Golden Bachelor. Like that's something that really happened. We cannot forget. And we must.

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Yeah, no, people really wanted me to know. And let me tell you, I know, and I had a feeling when I was saying it, because I know he's in this big Broadway show. It's called, like, Hard Night, Good Morning or something. I don't give a rip. And I was like, it's probably for, but I wanted to drive the point home. Like, I don't care. You're still ugly with your hair.

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I agree. I like that. That's our show, you guys. Hope you enjoyed this week's episodes. We've got another week next week. But before then, we've got a relaxing weekend. So take care of yourselves. Thank you so much for listening to The Toast, the millennial morning show where we deliver the Fast Five stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube.

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Like I stand by everything that I said, except yes. Correction. He didn't change it. Like just to look young. He changed it for a role. Okay. Like put on a wig.

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brown hair yeah like if you have to dye the gray out of your hair maybe the role's not for you it's too old for you they would never give it to a woman who had like gray hair and the woman needed brown hair they'd give it to a brown haired younger woman brown haired girl Oh my God. I'm so happy it's the weekend. I also just like really looking forward to not getting out of bed.

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It's getting harder to get out of bed and it's getting like, thank you so much for not even like acknowledging my outfit. Like I'll acknowledge it. The sort of elephant in the room, the Lynette Scavo coded outfit.

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Right now, it's too hot to care about anything other than my own comfort.

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Oh, feliz viernes. You know what's so funny is, obviously, we took Spanish growing up, like, in school. And one of the first things you learn are the days of the week. And so many of the days of the week, like, slap. Domingo? Like, don't come looking for me on Domingo. Martes is so Tuesday. It's so Tuesday. Friday being Viernes, I want to say, doesn't work for me. Like, it's not the vibe.

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I like them. I want to tell you, I have them in two. I have the exact same pair. One that's like a sort of capri and one that goes down to the ankle. I'm sure you saw me wearing the ankle ones a few days ago. They're the best pants I own. They're maternity pants? Everything maternity that I've gotten from Amazon is the best thing that I own. Do you remember? The cheaper, the better.

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Yeah, and I don't consider buying from Amazon maternity clothes. That's the point I'm trying to make. These pants were like $11. But no, I'm not gonna do a fancy maternity line, unless I have some sort of a gala, which nobody's invited me to.

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Yeah, no, Amazon I consider safe. Like, I'm really not about spending money on this particular era of my life.

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But I have to be clothed, correct. And therefore, enters the chat, Amazon. I'm three seconds away from ordering something from Tibu.

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You're just going to step, you're going to lay down the bomb and step away.

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I wasn't scared like at all. I listened to it. As you literally told me, we were on FaceTime. I listened to it. I did a Spotify share play. I listened. I actually didn't like vibe with the song immediately. And to, to my own fucking horn, bitch, you also told me like a couple of FaceTimes ago when I, you know, opened myself up and told you my secret truth about Sam Hunt.

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You were like, also listen to this one. I literally listened to it, added it to my light songs. And I was listening to it yesterday on the way to my facial. Like I do listen to you, bitch. Sorry. The song you suggested wasn't good.

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I didn't think that it was so beautiful. And that's, and I think that I'm entitled to feel that way because not one week prior, I actually liked a song that you recommended.

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But see, I don't think that's necessarily the truth anymore. I feel like I've been so like... Pad. So what? Pad. I'm wearing one today right now in this moment.

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Jackie, I didn't need a pad until I needed it. And then I took your advice.

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Yeah, that's the lesson. That's the lesson.

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Sure, sure. Okay. You want to be a martyr? Go for it.

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Oh, my God. You're being such a victim right now.

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I'm the foister. No, you're not painting yourself as the villain. You're kind of being like very Jesse Solomon right now.

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That's actually an amazing exercise in perspective. I actually love that.

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That's beautiful, Jackie. We have a fabulous episode for you guys today. It's Friday, which means we're, of course, wrapping up the week with Queenie and Weenie, which is one of my favorite ways to wrap. And I'm actually excited to share mine. I don't think you guys are expecting. Interesting. When it comes to Queenie and Weenie, expect the unexpected.

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Yeah, but isn't it interesting what sits with you all week?

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I love like doing the big teasers for Queenie and Weenie at the beginning of the show on Friday.

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Very good. Like I'm going to say it and you're going to be like, what? You're going to have to hear it a couple of times before you get the joke, you know? Very good.

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So I don't have any qualms about, you know, doing the damn thing unless there's anything else you wanted to chat about.

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It's so hot. How can you make a beef stew?

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Sábado, like Sábado, I'm partying it up at the club, like Sábado, Domingo. Miércoles, hump day. Jueves, Thursday. The only one I feel like really doesn't match the vibes of the week is Viernes. It doesn't feel celebratory enough.

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Ben had a similar experience. He saw like a short rib at the kosher grocer. He just couldn't say no to. So like I got home last night. I was sweating. I was like, I walked home from my facial and I was like, seriously, I got home and I was not OK. I was so hot. And he's like huffing and puffing over this big cauldron of short ribs. And I was like.

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yay oh my god I didn't want to be rude he started it so early in the morning and he was like so excited he's like I tried it it's you're gonna fucking love it like and he was so excited you guys I was sweating while I was eating it like it's too hot for a short rib what did he make like how did he cook them was it like it was like in the dutch oven slow cooked all day it looked like brisket it was like falling off the bone it was fucking delicious yum I made short ribs once

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Yes. Yes, it was quite fatty. I think Ben made a video.

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Yeah. I think it was fat like me. If you are looking for a recipe, I think Ben has a video coming out soon.

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Yeah, Coach's was eating good, except, you know, I'm really taking my cutoff time really seriously. Like, I stopped eating at 6.30. I was up at 5 in the morning having a bowl of cereal. Like, I was so – I'm so hungry, but I refuse to eat anything after dinner because I will wake up choking on my own vomit. It's so true. You can't. But I'm so hungry.

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So it's like I'm either waking up choking on my own vomit or I'm waking up a couple hours later because I'm so fucking hungry. Yeah. I think – Hunger that wakes you up is, like, another level.

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i think it is too personally what are you guys having for dinner tonight you know what we were just discussing it i saw this girl on tiktok actually you know what i don't want to say what i was about to say i take it back it's it's not it's not titillating or controversial i just i'm gonna spare you guys you know like because it's boring no i just don't want to say it like i can't explain it can you just tell us why like

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No, like there's not even a reason. It's just like, like, I don't want to say it.

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It's weird. Like, I'll tell you about it later. You know?

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the best I got the Knicks cover I got like 11 hours of sleep if anybody wants to know what happened in game 3 I can tell you who won the Knicks won the Knicks TLDR the Knicks won they won in a way game but they had just lost a home game so it's 2-1 I think the next game is maybe tomorrow night or something once again Jordan Woods' boyfriend like carrying the whole team it's just shocking to say I didn't see her on TV though last night that was a mess sounds like you'll have to go to a game no I'm okay

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And the Fast Five stories that you need to know are brought to you, Jackie, by Booking.com. Booking.com, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They should have sponsored Hannah Montana back in the day. Booking.com, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Every time we use Booking.com to find a place to stay in the U.S., we know that they're going to have exactly what we're looking for.

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If you want to see a musical a day, like go nuts. If you're looking for a gargy balcony where you can just like pretend you're Rapunzel and start singing, they'll help you find that too. Perhaps you're like a beach obsessed person looking for like a kid free hotel. Ben and I have done that a bunch of times. Um, You can find that on booking.com.

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I don't know. I just don't like, I don't think it's a good word. I think we need to change it.

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They'll help you find something that's right by the beach or something that has an outdoor pool. Did I just say outdoor beach? I'm cracking up. Outdoor pool. No matter who you are, booking.com helps you find the stay that's ridiculously right for you. I feel like through different seasons of my life, I'm always looking for different trips.

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Family trips, we're always looking for big houses to rent with good stuff for the kids. Me and Ben, we tend to go a little bit more luxe. So you can find exactly what you're looking for on booking.com. Booking. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Today's episode is also brought to you by Armra. So Armra Claustrum is Claustrum. I'm sure you guys are familiar.

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With what colostrum is, kind of the first thing you're given at birth, Armra, is bovine colostrum. And between processed foods, environmental toxins, the stress of just existing in today's world, feeling run down is just the norm. Like we've all come to accept it. We feel like absolute crap.

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So we're like- No, but you should watch it on the content plate. Shogun.

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Okay, but I would maybe circle back. If you're looking for like something heftier, maybe you have to watch a bunch of crap to then crave heft. Classic me. That's what I'm at with my reading. Like I have started and not finished so many dumb fucking books because I'm just like, I want to read. I want a palate cleanser. I want something stupid.

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I'm literally like reading stupidity and now I'm craving heft. So I started a new historical fiction book last night that has gotten like a lot of good reviews.

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And then I'm like, well, I just, I'm 20% of the shitty book. I could finish it. And then I got a book in the can, but no, I'm going to spend my time more intentionally. And so I started a book last night and it's like, it's so heavy, but that's what I wanted. But that's what I wanted.

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I have the building. I think you move out today and then the building gets demolished tomorrow.

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She's taking turmeric and throwing it away. How are the stories today? Good. We've got a lot of things to wrap up the week. And then also I watched Southern Charm last night. Fifth and final story will lead into TV recap because there was a lot of information from Southern Charm last night, especially about like Craig and Paige. And it was just like kind of a crazy episode.

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And I have a lot of thoughts now on the new cast members. It took me a few, but I'm getting a read on them. 100%. So without further do-da-do-da-do, here are the fast five stories that you-da-do need to know.

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Yeah, I used to, in my lifetime, I have been in this building to go to the dentist. I don't know what my dentist is doing. Where are they going? Oh, there's a sign on their door. They went a couple of blocks down. And then also a bar class, bar studio in the building. Very famous art gallery. There's also a very prominent art gallery. Where are they taking all the art?

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Our first story, wild photo shows Camila Cabello performing in a nearly empty arena. So photos have just gone viral of Camila Cabello's latest performance in a nearly empty venue in Atlanta, Georgia on Sunday. The photos have gone viral on X. Social media users are saying that shit was empty. They're labeling it as a flop.

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They shared a screenshot over the weekend showing that just around 30% of the tickets had sold out to the State Farm Arena show. Oh, they spelled State Farm wrong. Oh, that's crazy. Another person asked, why do some singers do this? If you know you can't sell arenas, why do them? Isn't it just extra costs for no reason and embarrassment?

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However, and then yes, so she played to like a nearly empty arena. Then unlikely man named Mod Sun came to her defense with some fire points. He said, 99% of artists would have canceled the show and put out a mental health statement. She just gained my respect by still performing. That show meant the world to the people in the crowd that night. Empty shows are still shows, he says.

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I agree. I went on a journey with this story and I'm not going to act like I was bigger than everyone else by being like, oh yikes. And then like- Yeah, no, my initial reaction was like, could not, would not, will never be something I would do. That's just like embarrassing. Especially when people are like, why would you book arenas if you know you can't sell arenas?

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That's like what happened with J-Lo. J-Lo.

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No, but then like someone like JLo cancels gives like a bunch of excuses and then there's always like weaved in like, oh, maybe it's just cause tickets didn't sell, but it's not fact. So it gives you like plausible deniability and you could just walk away. So at first I'm like, oh, wow. And then I saw Madsen and I'm like, check yourself. He's right. Not Madsen making us think.

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Literally, they always do that. They cancel and then they make us feel bad for them canceling. Cause like there's something bigger going on that you don't know about. And like, I'm like, oh, okay. Like, I'm not so sorry.

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And Maude's son really swayed me. And now I'm with Maude and I have respect for Camila Cabello getting out there, doing her thing. To the people who showed up and not doing it for the people who didn't.

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This is a person who made a good point and put the industry on notice.

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It's also worth mentioning that then people were saying this was like some sort of, not private event, but it was part of an event for like colleges. So it might've not been like a general on sale to the public. However, then other people were saying, no, they've been advertising this like all over Atlanta for the last few weeks. Like this was just a concert. The event type is a little murky.

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Let's say that. They are holding space for plausible deniability with the event type. Yeah, but she's like not even getting involved.

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So like, I don't even have the itch anymore.

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Yeah. And I like that. I just feel like it should be a lot easier to suss out whether or not this was a private corporate event where only a few tickets were sold to the public.

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Yeah. That's a really good point. You know? Yeah. So TBD. But anyways, respect to Camila Cabello. Agreed. Always like a good moral of the story. Respect to Camila Cabello.

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It was an answer? Yep, yep. Oh my God, what was the question? What's the best pop group in the world to ever date?

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Yeah, but the cream always rises. Then they broke up and then she's the one with like a real flourishing solo career. Yeah. And the other ones who are good also have things going on. And the ones who aren't good are just like seriously unwell.

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When it comes to career, she's number two, right?

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I know, but she has the second most flourishing career because like she's- Okay, but if we want to talk abstractly about her career, like- Well, we can, that's a separate conversation. That's what I'm saying. That's a separate conversation, but she is, career flourishment is going in order of the talent that you saw on X Factor.

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But for me, that is a referendum on Ellie Goulding. Like to me, that's where I'm always like. I don't disagree. Justice for Ellie Goulding, more opportunities for Ellie Goulding, the songstress of our time.

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I think she does amazingly. I'm sure she has so much money because her songs are so commercially popular. They're just like...

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oozing out money um but i just do feel like we all myself included sleep on her like when i'm in my car like wanting to put on a random artist that i know i'm gonna like every song i don't think of her and that's a shame on me agreed you need to work you need to do better i need to work on that yeah i i'm not disagreeing with you you know what i need to start a list of underrated artists i can play when i need an artist to put on shuffle that's a long name for a title

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I'm just gonna write artists. Yeah. Because right now it's Rascal Flatts, Lady A, Gavin DeGraw, Kelly Clarkson. Those are my- Okay, I actually have some more. I have some more. Ellie Goulding. Who's next? One Republic. However, the problem with Ellie Goulding is I can't just listen to all of her songs on shuffle. Cause she does a lot of like random remixes, random people.

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And like, no, that's not what I wanted. One Republic needs to be added to that list. Okay. Do you agree?

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It's the elk for sure. But that also would fall under a separate list of like albums. Perfect albums. But when I want to put on artist shuffle and I know I know every song, it's a different sort of list. So keep going. Anyone else?

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Okay, it will be a ever-growing list. Feel free to drop a rec in the comments. I love that. And Lady A. There you go. And then, of course, I always have my favorite artists like Luke Holmes, blah, blah, blah, but I'm always listening to him. Taylor, I'm always listening. I don't need to be reminded.

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I don't need to be reminded. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Speaking of my faves, Kelly Clarkson reveals she just started her own record label, and she's sharing why it's been a challenge.

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So she revealed on Wednesday on her show that she has started her own label. The news came while she was speaking with her guest, Keke Palmer, of course, about Keke's own record label that she's had for six or seven years. So an impressed Kelly then announced that she had taken a similar leap in the music industry. She said, I'm so much older than you. And it's my first time in my career.

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It's just, it's just a new, it's a new chapter for Turney. It is. And we love a new chapter for everything, you know. And it's a much bigger. Chapters are good. The chapters of our lives. Okay, Cheyenne Kimball. No, it's Brett, not Eldridge.

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And I just now started my own label and I'm putting out my own stuff. And I've had some good teams like to work with, but there's nothing like being that 10 year old again and be excited and nobody saying, oh, you should do this and you should do that. She then noted that people don't know how hard it is. That's what Kiki said.

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And then Kelly said, girl, I'm finding out I'm putting together a music video. And I'm like, wait, I forgot to do what? She then added, I just now started it. I started writing and I was like, wait, how do I put this out now? And then I was like, well, I guess through me.

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Yes, agree. But I think in order to start a label for other artists, it's like you have to be on it yourself and you should work out all the kinks on yourself so that when you have new talent, it's seamless. Here's your music video. Here's your distribution. Here's your release. Here's your marketing. And so she's like being her own guinea pig.

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I feel, I agree with you on your overall conclusion. However, I think the route there is a little different because I think the big machine has failed her. She's been on all these- And she is the machine now. She's been with RCA, Atlantic Records, and they've been doing her albums and they're not getting where they need to go. Yeah. And I'm down for her to try something different.

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Fuck that song. Hey, Jax, how you doing? Happy Friday. I'm doing good. Very excited that it's Friday. It's such a loaded Friday. Yes, a lot of change on the horizon for La Tour de Loo. It is the last episode in that studio. In what? Which I know we've been making. In what? That studio in those four walls. Thank you. I know we've been making a lot of it, but I also feel like-

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And the thing is, all of her Kelly-owned things, like her show and her covers- They do well. So I think Kelly needs to be in charge of her destiny. But I do feel like Kelly's Roman Empire are the music labels. Like, don't forget, you know, behind these hazel eyes during that time. What was it? My December. Like that was a dark time.

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She was like beefing with her music label, putting out music she didn't want to do. So I feel like her breaking free from this. like the way the industry is when it comes to labels, like it's very important for Kelly's self.

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It's not us. I agree. No, no, no, it's not us.

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Yes, of course. Is that like the Rotten Tomatoes for music? Yes. Oh, you don't know Metacritic? I don't know Metacritic.

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Let me go pull up some albums so we can keep playing this game.

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Today, nothing's gonna stop me anyway.

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Metacritic gave Native by One Republic, which is seriously a perfect album. Yeah. You know every song, even if you've never listened to the album. You do. A 65. Who is Metacritic in this world?

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It's going to be like Nirvana. You know, like I need swirly edition. I need swirly edition.

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Who is Metacritic in this world, Claudia? I go back to my original point and I agree with my past self.

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Yeah. Yeah. I tried to tell you this in a delicate way, but I'm glad that you've reached the conclusion on your own.

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which is also nominated for album of the year.

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Well, well, well, well. Well, who is Metacritic in this world? Right. So I'm glad we got to the bottom of that. Stream Kelly Clarkson. Are you ready for- Do your due diligence. Do your part. Do your part. Yeah. Be the change you wish to see. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Which actually is a great segue.

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Number three, a great segue from our previous story, which is that Kendrick Lamar, who has one of the top rated albums on Metacritic, has revealed who his special guest performer for the 2025 Super Bowl halftime show will be.

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Yeah. You sound like Adam Neumann. Like I'm cultivating a space.

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I read this story and I was like, oh, okay. In a few months, like cool for the Super Bowl. And now I'm just realizing like this is for next weekend, the Super Bowl. So that's exciting.

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Yeah, and they're going against the Eagles.

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Good for you for getting this far. Can I ask a really quick question based on like what you just said? The Washington commanders are from Washington State, not D.C. ? That would be really crazy if they were from DC. It's not even a state. No, no, Claudia, I think they're the DC Washington commanders. Don't ask me why I think that, but that's just always something I've held true.

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Yes, but it was also on Younger and it was like real on Younger.

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In the Washington metropolitan area, what does that mean?

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For sure, but. So Washington State does have a team because Seattle is in Washington. Oh, right. It is.

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It's a metropolitan. It is? It's a- It's a capital. District of Columbia. Yeah.

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You know what? I know that the Washington Commanders are going to go through another name change. Have you heard about this? They're not loving. I've heard that they are feeling something different. I just want to nominate the Ross Washingtons.

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Like who cares about- You also sound like Anna Delvey. Yes.

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It should be like the Washington monuments.

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I actually do like the senators. I like it too. I like that too. I think there's actually- There's actually a lot. We just laid out a lot of really good options and you guys went with commanders. The presidents. No, that doesn't like roll off the tongue. I think that's what the commanders was meant to be like commander in chief. Actually, now that I think about it. Oh. No, it's bad.

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Literally nobody calls the president the commander in chief.

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Well, now I am rooting for, well, now I can find solace if that's the duo that makes it. I feel like all these different combinations and permutations like do leave room for excitement. Like I would of course be excited if the chiefs go to Super Bowl at the Super Bowl. I would be excited if the Bills go to the Super Bowl. One, like for the Bills fans, like they really deserve that.

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They deserve it. And two, for Hailee Steinfeld, like she deserves her moment. She's been like waiting in the wings. A thousand percent. A thousand percent. I'm happy with either. And then the Eagles...

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I just want to say something nice.

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So I would be happy if the Eagles played the chiefs again, that would be like funny brotherly love. He doesn't play anymore, but yeah, no, but he would, he's so Eagles. And then Kylie could root for her team. Like it's cute. And it would literally be like battle of the podcasts. Then if the commanders play the chiefs and we're commanders and chiefs like it. Yeah.

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If the commanders play the bills, I'll have to find an angle. Watch, that's the one that's gonna be.

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They're right in your backyard. You're actually like a Commanders fan.

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Manders. Anyways, SZA is joining Kendrick Lamar for the halftime show in like a big way because it's being announced prior to. They're also going on tour together. So this is good promotion for their tour. And I do feel like, cause I was just saying, I feel like the halftime show wasn't really like for the girlies before. And now I feel like with SZA, like they're bringing us in.

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You seriously sound like the founder of WeWork. I just want you to know.

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No, and no girls like Kendrick Lamar, not saying girls don't like Kendrick Lamar. Girls like boys and boys like girls. But it's not like that wasn't a choice for the girlies.

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From the jump, JLo and Shakira were billed together. This is like Kendrick's show, I'm bringing out SZA and it's gonna be more than in just like a flash appearance sort of way because they're promoting it beforehand. So I think that's exciting.

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It's absurd. She should also, I think, team up with someone who would cover the areas. No, I think a man who she likes working with who would cover the areas that are like- You mean demographic-wise? Blind spots for Kelly's audience, yeah.

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They're the same genre. And I think Pink could do it on her own.

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I don't know. I just don't know if Kelly like covers enough.

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Oh, okay. I was gonna say 10 first, but I fell high. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger? That's not the Super Bowl performance I want.

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Like people play their worst songs.

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She could not sing piece by piece at the Super Bowl halftime show, but she could.

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Oh, she would 100% do that one.

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I'm definitely up to 10, nine. Mr. Know-it-all, well, yeah. Oh my gosh.

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People like us. Claudia, I was just about to start with people like us. Just wait, and then it's like. No, I don't think it would be like that. People like us.

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to that song it starts like this kelly clarkson in front of an american flag no no music acapella love straight raw dog people like us we gotta stick together keep a message of unity keep your head up nothing lasts forever boom then into something else

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Yours was worse. You turned yours into a remix. I'm saying no. It's more of a. It wasn't a remix.

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That was yesterday that we had that conversation?

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I can't even have this conversation because I want to try and remain positive for the halftime show that we are getting. I know, I know. Because we're going to walk into it disappointed.

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That's so crazy. Yes, how does it like, okay, how do I look? Your hair looks very beautiful today. You don't look one iota different.

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Right. And also they actually are very much in each other's lives. Like they are with interfacing every single day. And it's like, what did those interactions actually look like? Well, now there's a show and we're going to find out.

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Right, that's what you were going for.

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They took the initiative. They're giving us everything that they want. And they're also like bringing the three of them together. And. it looks from the outside, like it's a pargy little blended family.

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Also, it's the blended sequel that we've been asking for.

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We would have come up with this idea. Like there couldn't be a better show for us and our interests. And there also couldn't be a better podcast for them to be advertising on.

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It has to go on the toasty lions list.

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Mm-hmm. The flip off X the toast. The flip off X the toast. You know how I can search it by Lindsay Hubbard. Toasty can lion awards for brand partnerships.

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Yeah. Genius. Genius. Okay, well, our next story. Some other big collaboration news. Sutton Foster, Ben Platt, Rachel Zegler, and more are joining Trisha Paytas' Broadway show. Yes, that is a real headline.

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tricia paytas is taking the stage on february 3rd for tricia paytas's big broadway dream a one-night-only musical theater extravaganza she'll be joined by several high-profile special guests from the broadway world including sutton foster tbd on hugh jackman but he'll probably be in the audience supporting his gal ben platt rachel zegler and joy woods it's called tricia paytas's big broadway dream let's make a meme come true

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Right. I do wonder like what the content of the show is going to be. It's like one night only. So what would you do for like just one night? And I also wonder if this makes her Tony eligible. Give Trisha Paytas the Tony. What if Trisha Paytas is the next EGOT? I could see it. I just want to say I could see it. Like that's not the craziest thing I've ever heard.

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You think? No, I think, I mean, maybe you're right, but just the vibe I got, it's like her dream to be on Broadway and this will be like a special Broadway show.

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I think that it's going to be that. Oh yeah. That makes complete sense. I didn't realize that's what she was doing on tour. So now she'll do it on Broadway. It's just like, if we did a Gizmo like on Broadway, then we're on Broadway.

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Interesting. Well, I'm happy for everyone to be watching younger. I'll be so curious. Like what the youngsters think of Charles and Josh and which team they're on.

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Oh, it 100% is. I think Big and Aiden are more similar than Charles and Josh. Like I think, I think like really there are two types of like team Josh people and team Charles people. Like you are so different, but the case could be made. Cause I'm like, I guess I'm team big, but...

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Yeah. I don't think they would have made each other happy. And also I don't, this is not about watch what happens next in five years. In five years. And just like that. I'd like watch what happens next. Me too. Because I don't know if I'd carry an Aiden out together, but the show that we watched, Sex and the City, she could not have given Aiden the life that he wanted.

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And they both love Liza. They both love Liza. So she's not like choosing a guy who's bad for her. They're both good for her and they both love her. But it's just like, what does your dream life look like?

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Do you know what I mean? No, but for so many people, Josh is a dream man. Yeah, I know.

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Within our own generation, there is divide.

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But same for Aiden. Same for Aiden, like he's a very, so that's why it's just not totally comparable. Anyways. But he was just like a little bit more rugged, you know? Watch the show, drop a comment, team Charles or team Josh will judge accordingly. Yeah.

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Yes, a haircut pre, I did a haircut pre, it was nice. It's so important. Yeah, plus your hair is growing very fast. So that's great. So two more days where you'll look the same. Yes, exactly.

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No, one of my best friends is team Josh and like, and now I understand her like more as a person. Who? Rebecca is team Josh. Actually, I can see that.

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Because he, I mean, also, like, we were talking about him, like, he's, like, a cretin. He's so handsome. So handsome. It's just, like, he's younger than, like, it's just.

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Yeah. Aiden was really like an interloper. Same with Edward and Jacob. Yeah, he's just an interloper and like an already written love story. Like this is just like- Yeah, get out of here, scram. Totally different. But with Bethany and Jill, I know I've gone back and forth on it so many times over the years and you like re-watch stuff and you see it differently.

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So I actually don't remember whose side I was on at the time. I feel like I was on Bethany's side because I remember watching the scene of like Jill in Luann's apartment and like Luann is like shielding Jill from like scary big- It was Ramona's apartment, yes. Scary big Bethany. And I'm like, and I just remember feeling like they're being wrong.

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Yeah, agreed. Our fifth and final story that will lead into our TV recap. Southern Charm was on last night and Craig Conover says that he would have proposed to Paige prior to the breakup. He said, if it was up to me, like I would propose to her, but that she changed her mind a lot.

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So in a conversation with Craig last night, we're getting like with Craig and Shep, we're getting more insight into this. Paige and Craig's relationship. And he was sharing how like, if it was up to him, he would propose to her right now. He's ready to have kids. But he was like, in the grand scheme of things, if I need to wait a few years to have kids with her, like that's fine.

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But then he's like, but what if it winds up being 10 years? Like right now he's like, I would be okay with three or four years for like the dream woman. Yeah.

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but then it's like but what if she changes her mind like what if it's 10 years because he was saying like you know sometimes she's like let's get married and move to a farm and then the next day she's like oh i had a great day in new york like i love it here i'm not and then the next day that's so real the next day she's like i'm moving to charleston and no something about new york like one day you're ready to give it all up like you are just going to farm and the next day you kind of have like an amazing day you're like yeah yeah yeah so he is sharing that she like changed her mind a lot and i think like they're

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future what their future looked like was never like set in stone and it's like I feel like this whole time we've been like waiting for them to like get to what the future looks like which we all sort of like knew what that would be like for them but the fact that they couldn't align on it is really what ended things for them but then also like that she ultimately ended it because when you hear this it's like okay well then Craig got tired of waiting right that's what you think but knowing that she ended it

The Toast

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Yeah, I think so too. But anyways, the episode last night was really good. JT is just seriously being a crazy person. So Taylor has a new boyfriend and I can't, Taylor's really, and I have a hard time getting a readout of a lot of people on the show because they're always cycling them in and out and like I don't have time to get to know them.

The Toast

Sex Change Operation: Friday, January 24th, 2025

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And Taylor, I really can't get a readout because like she seems like so nice and genuine. But then like she was kissing Austin, lying to her best friend, to her face, like over and over again. And I'm like, what kind of like nice and genuine. But like in a genuine type of way. No, in such a genuine way. Like I seriously feel so bad for her.

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Sex Change Operation: Friday, January 24th, 2025

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And I think she's just like having a hard time on the show. So she has this new boyfriend, Gaston. And yes, his name is Gaston. Gaston. And so we just have to like talk about Gaston in earnest. Like that's his name. That's hard. And Gaston has like history with a girl who just came on the show, Sally, who I was having a hard time getting a read on Sally.

The Toast

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And then I saw that she was on The Bachelor and I saw her clip on The Bachelor and I had to watch it because I've been having a hard time. Whose season? She was on Clayton's season. She comes on the show before even the first night of limos or anything. She is having a hard time because this was the day she was supposed to get married. She was engaged in her hometown.

The Toast

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And I think her fiance cheated on her or something. So called off the wedding and went on The Bachelor. And the day of the first ceremony is the day she was supposed to get married. So she goes to Clayton's room before limos or anything and is like, I'm having a hard time. And I wanted to meet you to see, like, if I should be here because I'm having a hard time. Did she leave? Wait.

The Toast

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So they're talking. And she's a very beautiful girl. And so, like, of course, he's like, no, stay. I like you. And he's like, so much so, I want to give you the first rose. Like, please. I want you here. Like, please be here. Nothing like a participation award. Please.

The Toast

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no not even that like that's a big gesture as opposed to just being like be here stay it'll be good like here's a rose you're going into next week like I like you in this five minutes that you've been complaining to me like I do really like you and she thinks she has to leave the room and think about it and she declines the rose and she leaves honestly I love that.

The Toast

Sex Change Operation: Friday, January 24th, 2025

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No, but, like, what were you hoping for? And she said, like, I feel this between you and I, but, like, I just can't be here. So, like, what was your express purpose when you went to meet Clayton to see if, like, you would like him? You just said that you would like him. Maybe she didn't like him and she didn't want to meet me.

The Toast

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Maybe, but it just, like, made me feel like, what's this person's, like, desire? Endgame. And now she's on Southern Charm. And even in the few conversations that she had, like, she was spilling all this tea to Madison and Paige a few weeks ago. And in every, like, she was just saying,

The Toast

Sex Change Operation: Friday, January 24th, 2025

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Gaston called me and they're like oh because she has history with Gaston and they're like well what did he say and she's like he said to keep my name out of his mouth and they're like what do you mean like they're pulling everything out of her and I really just feel like she's trying to like make so many moments she keeps on she keeps saying I have Gaston's name in my mouth I have Gaston's name in my mouth like there's other ways to say that like it's just like stop talking about a little sexual yeah I'm talking about Gaston um

The Toast

Sex Change Operation: Friday, January 24th, 2025

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So I'm just like trying to like suss out. I feel like she also just is like very much doing the show thing. And that kind of like is irksome to me. Well, so you saying that she was on The Bachelor gives me like a little bit of like red flag, thirsty reality. But then her leaving like kind of negates that. No, I know.

The Toast

Sex Change Operation: Friday, January 24th, 2025

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And if I, I think someone who's been on The Bachelor who then lives in Charleston is like a girly about town and is like,

The Toast

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in the mix right it's like perfect to be on this show like they're ready for reality tv so i'm not gonna like hold that against her it's just like something that i've got to keep in mind and then our other new girl molly who's just such a darling and i'm i know i remember her and i saw that clip of whitney telling her to stop eating the cupcake right and i'm sure i'm not alone in this but like she's in her confession has been saying really sweet things about chep like how

The Toast

Sex Change Operation: Friday, January 24th, 2025

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Shep would be a dream man. He's very educated and he's very sweet and she would love to end up with a guy like Shep. And right now Shep is dating a girl in the Bahamas who I think this season, and all season he's talking about how he's fallen so fast for her. He could see himself living in the Bahamas just giving it all up like Jimmy Buffett on the beach. He's obsessed with this girl.

The Toast

Sex Change Operation: Friday, January 24th, 2025

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And I think from the second half of the season, like things turn really south. I think she's like been using him to get on the show. Like, I think it gets like, I think they take a group trip to the Bahamas, like to see her. And I think it all goes south. So like, I know heartbreak is waiting for Shep.

The Toast

Sex Change Operation: Friday, January 24th, 2025

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You have shiny hair naturally. I don't know. I don't clown on anyone who does it because that's beautiful. I don't yuck anyone's yums. And I'm someone who pictures blow out. It's everything to you. But like, I don't want to be worried about preserving my blowout when I'm in the throes of labor. I'm more of a slick back bun, like you're sweating.

The Toast

Sex Change Operation: Friday, January 24th, 2025

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And then in his confessionals, like he's saying really sweet stuff about Molly because she's a trained tuba player. She plays in the Charleston concert band. They all went to her concert on last night's episode. And she's a former model. She was on America's Next Top Model, which is so crazy. Yeah, I remember. And she was doing her tuba concert. They all came out to support. It was so sweet.

The Toast

Sex Change Operation: Friday, January 24th, 2025

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And like nobody does wholesome hobbies like that anymore. And I'm like. No that's really sweet. This storyline of Molly and her tuba. And how she fell back into tuba. Like after modeling didn't work out. Because she has a thyroid issue. So she's gained weight. And she's like also feeling self-conscious. But she's also so confident. And she's got her tuba. And like Shep loves a tuba.

The Toast

Sex Change Operation: Friday, January 24th, 2025

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And Shep really respects. Someone who would like appreciate a woman who's like. He's like a well-educated. So these two, I'm telling you, this is how the story ends. Shep and Molly, like I ship so hard. I think, I think they'll also see what each other is saying about them on the show. Cause like it's really starting in an earnest way.

The Toast

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And I think that she would actually be a really great woman girl for him, especially now that he was like ready to settle down with Sierra. So he might be like looking for that again. Cause I feel like with Taylor, he just never wanted to settle down. Even though Taylor was like a totally lovely girlfriend to him. Yeah. So it's all sort of a mess.

The Toast

Sex Change Operation: Friday, January 24th, 2025

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And I just feel like Taylor, like, so anyways, Gaston like doesn't come on the show. She doesn't want to hear anything that Gaston did in his past, like how Sally had an affair with him and that's how their relationship started, whatever. And like, I'm with, I'm with Taylor. I think she should leave the show. I just think the show is bad for her.

The Toast

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When she came on the show, like she had like a serious job.

The Toast

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And like she's just going through it. And the show is not good for her. And now everyone has decided like we're going to go out in on Taylor's relationship. And it's the one thing in her life making her happy. Her brother passed away a year ago. Just like go be with your boyfriend, whether it works out or not. Like he makes you happy at the moment. Like please go.

The Toast

Sex Change Operation: Friday, January 24th, 2025

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And then they can turn on each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now they just all talk about Taylor when she's not there. Yeah, that's, yeah. So, you make it sound good.

The Toast

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Queenie first? Of course, we always start with the good news.

The Toast

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Is that specific song nominated for an Oscar? Yeah.

The Toast

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Would they be playing that? Maybe that's why they canceled performances, because the world couldn't handle that. Because it would be so glaringly obvious. Maybe that's why. Because they have two songs from Amelia Perez nominated. And I just want to say, Amelia Perez was one nomination away from tying with the most nominated Oscar movie of all time.

The Toast

Sex Change Operation: Friday, January 24th, 2025

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When you do finally take a shower, like you want it to be a full shower, not just like, oh, got to keep my blowout in. I actually like don't- It doesn't resonate with me, the idea of being, and also like, I don't even want makeup on like when I'm sweating. And also when you do skin to skin with a fresh baby on your face has makeup on it. And not the greatest setting spray in the world.

The Toast

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Probably like, I mean. Gone with the Wind. Most nominated, 14 Oscars though is the most. And it goes to. And they have 13. 13 nods for Amelia Perez. The previous record holders were Roma and Cratching Tiger Hidden Dragon with 10 each. Wait, who has 14 nods? Oh, no. All About Eve, Titanic, and La La Land. Titanic. Are you kidding me? Titanic and Amelia Perez.

The Toast

Sex Change Operation: Friday, January 24th, 2025

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My queenie was Carrie Underwood for her rendition of America the Beautiful going at acapella. Queenie behavior. That actually was queenie behavior. That was like very much queenie behavior. Hold on. Also, honestly, honorable mention to Camila Cabello. Oh, I agree. Coming in under the wire. Yeah.

The Toast

Sex Change Operation: Friday, January 24th, 2025

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Wait, so I write down our queenies and weenies now, and I just am going to need you to properly title your queenie sex change operations song. No, you have to say it like this. It's exchange operation. And you see at the end of the clip when he's like saying, he's like. Rhinoplasty, yes. Reginoplasty, yes. Yes. Yes. And then there was one that she. Adam's apple reduction, yes.

The Toast

Sex Change Operation: Friday, January 24th, 2025

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I know, but it's really, like, it's so crazy that that's... It's so crazy. One Oscar nom shy of Titanic. Yeah. Who is your weenie?

The Toast

Sex Change Operation: Friday, January 24th, 2025

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Okay, I'm jotting it down even though like my weenie now, which is like pale in comparison to that. I know, that's what I mean. Like I'm overusing the weenie. Like it's too big. I know, I know. But I understand, I understand. What about you? Well, I was going to do like a Kyle Richards storm out, but like not after what, what you just said.

The Toast

Sex Change Operation: Friday, January 24th, 2025

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We really need to acknowledge the space.

The Toast

Sex Change Operation: Friday, January 24th, 2025

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I agree. I think I need to see more Queenie behavior from Garcelle for her to be the Queenie. Just because there's been a lot of- But I could co-sign Kyle as your Weenie like 100%. Okay.

The Toast

Sex Change Operation: Friday, January 24th, 2025

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And I'm jotting down the herstory of Weenies for 2025.

The Toast

Sex Change Operation: Friday, January 24th, 2025

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Like I wouldn't want to transfer anything other than like mom's skin.

The Toast

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You? Okay, you could sing, but I get to choose a song. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye. Bigger than the whole sky.

The Toast

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These four walls, what should have been these four walls came down around us. What'd you call me, J.J. Abram?

The Toast

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There's literally no higher compliment in the world than calling me DJ Earworm.

The Toast

Sex Change Operation: Friday, January 24th, 2025

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I love you. Bye. Let's do the heart. Come on. Try something new. Fuck it up. Okay. Try something new. Actually, it's better if only one variable changes, but it's fine. Love you. Bye.

The Toast

Sex Change Operation: Friday, January 24th, 2025

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And I can't relate. You have beautiful natural hair.

The Toast

Sex Change Operation: Friday, January 24th, 2025

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Oh my God. You're seriously crazy.

The Toast

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It literally does not. No one gets better natural hair than you and Margo. Margo gets really good natural hair. So you guys have the same natural hair?

The Toast

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I'm just saying, like, if you want to worry about your hair when you're giving birth, like by all means. I wouldn't.

The Toast

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Yeah, and sometimes it's nice to have other things to focus on, you know? Because it might distract from anything.

The Toast

Sex Change Operation: Friday, January 24th, 2025

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Great. Any big plans this weekend? Well, I do have, but I can't really like share them on the show. You know why? But it requires me to like mostly be home. So you kind of just like put me on the spot.

The Toast

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But have you been, like, not invited to that event?

The Toast

Sex Change Operation: Friday, January 24th, 2025

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My friend, I'm not going to name who, canceled on me last minute.

The Toast

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Like literally not worth it whatsoever. We can write an original song. We could sing another song. We could have another competition. Like, no.

The Toast

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It's good. Like normalize ending shows the way they were meant to end as opposed to having to be abruptly canceled.

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It's like- No, I don't feel that way. But I am, every time I start a new season of it, I'm like worried that it's going to be bad. So I'm like, I go in trepidatiously, but I will be, I love that show.

The Toast

Sex Change Operation: Friday, January 24th, 2025

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When I saw her, I didn't know that she was on it yet. I literally was like, that's Courtney from camp. We had to camp with her. I saw something on Instagram knowing that she was on it. So I've already processed this information and it's very exciting. Yeah.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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I don't know. Because yeah, like Tarte Cosmetics, you can buy brands on, but I don't know this brand.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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I know, with kids stuff, especially newborn stuff, like I'm not embracing my inner cheapo.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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It's made of mesh, like the mesh lining. Yeah, but what's the base? Fabric. The legs are wood. It kind of doesn't look so bad. I'll send you a link. Okay, send me a link. I don't think I can, in good faith, have my best happy from TikTok shop.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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No, but it's what it is. I don't know. It's what TikTok shop represents.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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It's weird. It's a weird thing to do.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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No, but I'm going to get it. But a bassinet that you can't see through, it seems really crazy to me. No?

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Cute. It's pargy. Yeah. We'll see. Okay.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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And spend like four hours in the grocery store looking things up.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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For me, like if I would shower or just like run my fingers through my hair or sit down to curl my hair, the amount of fallout would just be abnormal. And it really freaked me out. And as somebody who's always had thick hair, I never had to think about it. It was just the worst feeling. So knowing where to turn when that happens, because it can happen for a million different reasons.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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For me, it was changing diet, different phases of like pregnancy, menopause, postpartum can cause it, stress, different diets. So it happens to everyone. It's nothing to be ashamed of. But knowing where to turn is so helpful. And that's what Nutrafol is so great for. If you want to start your hair growth journey, do so today with Nutrafol.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Right, right. Well, here's the thing. Timeline of Kelly's divorce was post Kelly Clarkson show like or she got divorced before even getting the pilot.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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It was a long divorce because it was messy financially.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Right. When did they officially like stop being husband and wife?

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Okay, I mean, two things to say. One, we'll get into the salaciousness of that strange comment, but major kudos to Kelly. A thousand episodes for a talk show is a huge milestone, especially because every single talk show fails. They never get off the ground. You get one season. A success is considered if you get a second season.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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When you think of all the greats who, no disrespect to them, have just failed at this particular medium, Kelly's a queen.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Oh, so sorry to have been such a disruption in your lovely day.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Yeah, I think it's also still currently at its peak. So I don't even think she would end it.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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No, NBC loves her. She is the face of the network. She keeps getting better time slots, better studios. They keep giving her Rockefeller's tree. Like they love her. It's a great gig for her, too, because she gets to do like supplemental stuff within NBC, like the tree lighting. She gets to like, you know, do the voice. If you want to do that. Those high paying gigs. That sounds like fun.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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You know, my dream job is to be like a judge on a singing show.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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No, they sing plenty. Those judges always find a way to make it about themselves. Not only on The Voice, they have quarterly performances where the four of them sing together. That's one of my favorites. When Reba, Niall, John Legend, and Gwen Stefani. I've been running down the road trying to loosen my... Niall Horan and Reba were like... they were vibing so hard, like I ship, you know?

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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And they always like, then they get up, they do a duet, you know, with their contestant. They're like, oh, you're on my team, we'll sing together. There are plenty of opportunities for them to get on stage. And I just love hearing people sing and I love telling them that they could do better, you know? It's just my dream job. So sorry, not to make Kelly's story about me. Congrats, Kelly.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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It's hard to get divorced publicly.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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And it wasn't like it was the most pleasant divorce. The money stuff, the custody stuff.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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All right, so I won't, like, you know, dilly-dally, wasting time talking about her self.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Yeah, the album came out and that kind of felt like a bookend, you know? It was talking about the highs and lows, but overall, like, she's a queen and she's Kelly and, like, we're moving on. Miss moving on.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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What's going on in Kelly's life? I don't know. She's such a unique celebrity that we actually don't know a lot about her personal life because she spends her days talking to others and letting them talk about themselves.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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She does. She likes like an industry business person. She's got her head on straight. Correct. Do you think Kelly has a boyfriend?

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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She lives in New York now. So a New York, you know, businessman. No, but not too slick. No, not too slick. I mean, when you live in L.A. or when she was in Nashville, it's like easy to find people in the industry who aren't like famous, but who work in the industry and like get, you know, understand your lifestyle in New York.

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Like there's not so much like Hollywood industry people, you know, which is good. Yeah, so maybe she, I think she lives outside of the city, I would imagine, with her kids.

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Love, who has a hedge fund, but he doesn't have to go in every day.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Yeah, maybe they met at the country club. That's like so something. Like Kelly would take her kids. There's like pumpkin painting at the country club and he's there just having lunch after golf.

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Like he's a little bit older. His kids are like high school, college age and they live with their mother and they have a really good relationship.

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No. Kelly has too much going on.

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Not only that, like Kelly actually has too much going on. I actually don't think her plate can handle being an active step-mom.

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Cause you know, she would want to give it her all.

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No, she can't. She's too busy. Yeah, it's true.

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She really does. I went a couple of weeks ago, and it's, like, the Shannon I know. She tells a lot of stories, like, from her past. I think really before we knew her.

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The crazy part about this is that there's no reason it should flop. And I know it's too soon to tell. It came out last night. But there has been no hype. No one's talking about it. Betty Blanco is like a certified hit maker. Everything he touched turns to gold. Every relevant person in the music space was tagged in her Instagram thanking them.

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Like she had collabs, songwriters, the best of the best. Nobody moved.

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I did. But at the end of the day, like I judge music and its success based on how much I hear it without trying to. Right. I don't actively sit down and listen to a lot of music, but I know it because it plays at the radio. It plays on Dwayne Reed. It mostly plays on TikTok on social media.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Yeah, she's like a homesteading trad wife. We're on the same journey very much. And I can't really picture her being that way, but like I also can.

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You can know music without ever actively seeking it out. And I think that's the sign of like an actual successful song. And there, I don't know what, she did nothing wrong. Like it was very smart of her to work with Betty Blanco. It was very smart of her to bring on the best of the best songwriters and Gracie Abrams. Everything she touches right now turns to gold. She's headlining Lollapalooza.

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I don't know what it says about her, the music part of her career that nobody cares about.

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They love her. But right now she's like beloved for her acting and her makeup.

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The interesting thing about Selena's career is that like she's the most followed person on social media. She's huge. All from what? Like being a Disney star turned pop star. But her pop star career, and I feel like I only really realized this when I watched her documentary, was very short-lived. Yeah, yeah. She hasn't been a pop star for a really long time.

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And then even after like she stopped being like a touring pop star, she would like release a song a year like... Who's gonna walk? It was just one song at a time. Yeah, like a collab.

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There's also a lot going on with her, Hailey, and Justin on the internet right now. I have not gotten down to the bottom of it. It's all started with this seven-part TikTok series. I don't know enough about it. I am far too sound of mind an individual to get in the weeds on this. I've said it once, I'll say it again. Leave Hailey Bieber the fuck alone. I'm so sick of it for her.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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I don't know who started it. I don't know. Oh, she's a stalker. She posted a childhood photo and then Hailey posted a childhood photo. Like, stop it. Stop it. I really, I can't fucking take it anymore.

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We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Friday. Happy Friday.

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No, and not only that, they have a baby together. At what point? Because it was like when they got married. At no point. Right, this will shut everyone up.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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I don't understand either. It's so crazy. And anybody who participates in this like Jelena stand-up is such a low IQ individual and really sick in the head mentally. And you need to seek help. I'm not participating.

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I'm not, like, you're not going to get me to watch a seven-part TikTok series. I'm just not.

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Yeah, and it's, again, if Selena is of, you know, Mexican descent, if she said something in Spanish and then Haley copied it, maybe I would think that's weird. Saying okie-dokie is, everyone says that. That's what, everything is like a stretch. You're like, well, Haley posted a picture of her as a child right after Selena did. I posted one too. Like, wow. These are unoriginal, not unique things.

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Well, if you're going to talk about like your TNN talent, I'll talk about mine.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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I'm really sick for Hailey Bieber. Like I've had enough.

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Even though I saw Okie Dokie. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Well, they've been teasing a special project and they said by the time this episode comes out, they will have announced it on Instagram so we can talk about the big secret reveal for the good guys is that Drake Bell is on the podcast on Monday. He's actually on Monday and Thursday of next week. It was like two and a half hours. So they had to split it up into two episodes.

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And let me tell you, Ben was supposed to fly out there and he got really sick. That's the sickness that got me sick. So we ended up doing it remotely, which I actually think was better. He was very much like a, almost like a mediator between the two. And when he got home, it was like, it's kind of like this heaviness on him. I'm like, well, how was it? He was like, honestly, everyone was crying.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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We had to like stop at certain points because like the producers were crying. The guy in New York was crying. The guy in LA was crying. It was just like very emotional. And Ben was like, you know, Ben, you said it best. And I have been cracking up thinking about it, that Ben is Forrest Gump.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. It sounds like she doesn't have a type, although it sounds like her type might be celebrities. Yeah. Which I so admire and respect.

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Yes, yes. And it's so true. Like how Ben kind of, not facilitated because like, he had nothing to do with getting Drake on the show, but the conversation, how he found himself in the middle of what is such an important cultural moment is so crazy to me. And I cannot wait for everybody to see it. It's so, Drake is so cute.

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Like he got super dressed up and I was like, Ben was like, it was so emotional. I'm like, well, what part of it was emotional? And I don't want to spoil it, but Ben was just like, it's so clear. Like Drake loves Josh so much. And I think that they really, um,

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have a different like experience when i hear pete davidson has a girlfriend i literally don't care i know you don't with each girlfriend i have started to care less and less and less and like i think where he lost me completely was chase suey wonders like who i really thought that like that was going to be the one and then before that that was clearly like a dark time for him like he was struggling with i think like his various drove into that house

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Well, he doesn't have them removed. I was so confused. No, but, like, look at his arm. His chest is busy. I know. But him at the beach, the picture of him and his girl, I was like, is this an old photo?

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When he did the Reformation shoot and that, like, showcased his new, was he wearing a shirt?

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Right, because was he totally shirtless? He definitely wasn't wearing a shirt. So, right, I wasn't the only one who was confused when they saw this photo, correct?

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Right, let me look at the reformation thing. No, he was wearing, no, he was wearing nothing on top and he was bare.

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So it was retouched. Yeah. That's weird.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Yeah, of course. But I thought the photo shoot was like to show off his new untatted body. And you're telling me it's fake?

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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No, but the ad with Reformation was like a coming out party for his new body.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Yeah. Yeah. I like it because it showed us like in the midst of him getting them removed. If they wanted to just cover up his tattoos for any old photo shoot, like fine. But this was like we heard he was getting his tattoos removed. We hadn't seen him in a while. And then he has this big reformation shoot to show it off. And it's fake.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Yeah. So I really stopped caring about Pete Davidson's dating life after Kim Kardashian. Like I was into Ariana Grande. I liked the Kate Beckinsale. Kim was obviously like a journey of fun and love. I didn't, I stopped caring like after that. Yeah. Who, and then who else has it been since then? He did, I don't know. Since then he was with Kaya Gerber. But I think she was early on.

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thought the other had ill will against them, but they now know in hindsight they were both going through a lot at the time of the show and then after the show. Right, so it's kind of been like this 20-year journey that they're now kind of coming full circle on. They talk about everything.

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Aren't you embarrassed? Yeah. To be like so unoriginal.

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First of all, everyone thinks they're going to be the girl to change a guy. Yeah. Like baseline. And even if they don't, like why not have fun for three months with this guy who obviously is a huge wiener, you know?

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Yeah, me too. He must be so much fun.

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And like not to be that girl and like make everything about me and say I'm not like other girls. But and obviously I'm married. But if Pete Davidson wanted to date me. You think you could change him? No. I would literally say no.

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Like I don't think he's cute. And all the beautiful women around him haven't changed that for me.

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And maybe it's because he's such an unserious dater. Like I was saying, I have started to understand Timothee Chalamet on a looks level a little bit more because there's honestly something very attractive about a guy who loves one girl.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Do you know what I mean? And like being a stable force in a woman's life, to me, that's attractive. Bopping around every three months, like to me, that makes you uglier. I agree. Sorry, I just kind of crave security and stability.

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like financially what this means because she is like not only the star but like the creator producer writer of like one of the most successful cable tv shows like she's definitely raking it in right now better to get out early 2021 so i'm sure they had a prenup you think was the show on then yeah i think so because i remember before that i don't think she had much to protect i think prenup and who knows what he does kevin j anik

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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He didn't look successful. Do you know what I mean?

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No, they have like a twinkle in their eye. Okay, Abbott Elementary started, oh, December 2021. So I guess when they were engaged, like she knew that she was getting a show. They didn't know it was going to be so popular, but fine.

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Oh, wow. Yeah, wait, what's his name? Let's see if he is successful.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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I would say Anique. Thank you, People Magazine. They got engaged in 2020. They've kept their relationship private. Yeah, we know. He's very supportive, and they filed for divorce. What a shit article. Like, thanks.

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Yeah, no, Ben said it was very healing. Like, it was very heavy. And they had fun afterwards. And Ben, like, you know, his first question, he, like, is obsessed with the theme song. And he had to ask Drake, like, a million questions about it. Ben lived out his childhood dream. Like, there was a lot of healing going on. We talked about trauma.

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Like, what does he do? Okay, let me, Kevin Anick, job.

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No, those articles are not helpful.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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offensive to read that they met through a mutual friend they've attended only a handful of public events together jay is known as the most supportive man queen has ever known unemployed he's got a lot of time to be supportive let me tell you if he had like a big success it would have come up in one of those articles

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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oh posting up that's yeah that's doing the paperwork after you get married yeah well she hit it big after they got married and even though that's like I don't that sounds really awkward I don't know how you bring that up in a happy marriage no of course good I respect her doing that like that you got to protect your assets when you come into that sort of situation but it doesn't bode well in the moment for the marriage like oh I'm having all the success what should I do first protect my money for my husband

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Yeah. So true. But you think he would have worked harder at making the marriage work if he knew like what was riding on the marriage, not only like love and happiness, but you know, the roof over his head.

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Yeah. And you like you, they kind of succumb to their unemployment.

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It becomes their whole attitude.

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Especially if he's a jealous person too. Some people really can be genuinely happy for others. Like especially if it's their partner that they love. Some people really can't.

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But Ben Soffer's experience was fulfilling a lifelong childhood dream.

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They see it as a reflection of their own failure.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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I know, like family money. Yeah. They would have said it. Trust me, he ain't. I never heard of Anique Industries, you know? Anique Global? Oh, actually, it rings a bell. Should we dive into Queenie and Weenie, our final segment of the week? Yeah.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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going to do queenie and weenie of the week you guys the segment we do here every friday at the end of the episode is a way to just sort of wrap up the week take a look at the week out of a glance and give out two awards it's actually four awards because jackie and i both give out two so we each are going to give out a queenie of the week and a weenie of the week and it's exactly as it sounds did you act like a queenie this week did you act like a weenie this week it's not that serious it's a seven day title you can be queenie one week we need the next it's yet to happen to really anyone um but it's

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Now, I think this will come as a shock to nobody. I'm going to go first with my queenie. My queenie of the week is Sojourner Truth. I'm embarrassed to admit I just started to really get to know her story.

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But you know what? I was meant to come to it in this way on this platform. And she's a queenie.

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Oh, no, you know what they did do? I don't want to spoil it. Did they do Megan? I'm sure that they did, but they also like reenacted a scene that they both happened to just like memorize. It's from the Amanda show. That's where they met. They talked about the Amanda show too. And this thing they were like known for, I forget what it was.

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And honestly, when you like call me cojourner's truth, like I should only be so lucky to carry the name of such a brave, powerful woman. Honestly, a woman.

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And not her literally also having a brain aneurysm a couple of months ago and a tumor while she gave birth.

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No, and everybody's just being mean to her. All the time. About Snow White.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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So my weenie doesn't have a name.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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I mean, that's big of you, but there can never be. Once again, can never be me. I actually had two weenies. Like, I still have many to choose from. No, because they're both directly correlated to something that happened to me. Like, they wouldn't be a weenie to you. Now, I'm not going to say the name of my weenie.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Okay. You want me to tell you the other one? Sure. I had a viral TikTok a couple of days ago and it was just like, why is everybody always like wanting to go for walks? Like, can we stop? No, I don't. Stop asking me that. I don't want to go for walks. And the comment sections like did not pass the vibe check. They're like, what are you talking about? Walks are amazing.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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They're free and good for your mental health. Like, shut up. I was making a joke. Okay. So I was just like, the comment section was my weenie, but that's not what I chose. That's not what I chose. Okay. My weenie, the one that I actually chose, it is a person. I'm not going to say the person's name, and I'm not going to be annoying. Try and figure it out. It doesn't matter. It's not the point.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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This has happened to me a couple of times in the past when I was very overweight. People who are professional trainers, nutritionists, reaching out and offering their services, when I never made it clear that I was interested in taking on a trainer. Do you know what I mean? Okay.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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message from like an Instagram famous like dietitian being like would love to work with you privately or publicly like whatever you want to help you out like what makes you think I need help like I did I did I say do I put out the energy that I'm looking for a dietitian And to offer your services to like a pregnant person, bitch, get the fuck away from me.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Okay, well, you know just what to say.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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No, the trainer thing. Jackie, my whole personality when I was overweight was like I hated...

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They both remembered it like verbatim and they acted it out. I'm telling you, Ben's offer was in heaven.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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working out i hated eating healthy like why you would offer your services like fuck off yeah well they maybe just like weren't doing enough research but that's not the point i think that's not the point of my weenie out that message to like every fame is like extremely you're getting stuck on the not not weed that's not who my weenie is i was just saying so vended i was just saying that it used to happen to me okay what about the current situation that i'm talking about is she crazy why would you want a dietician when you're pregnant

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Leave me alone. It wasn't even, like, after. It was, like, we can get started whenever. Are you sure?

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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She didn't mention it, but this is a person who has, like, followed and DMed me for a really long time because I scrolled up. So, like, you're aware of my comings and goings. Stupid. Yeah, so am I being overly sensitive or is that weenie-like behavior?

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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I think if you have like health, if you have gestational diabetes or if you have like certain restrictions or you need to.

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No, I don't think it's a common thing. For just people who don't have like any sort of restrictions or whatever.

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Here's how she could do that. She could Venmo me $10,000 for my time and damages.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Oh, we've never said this, but it does go without saying that Queenie is a purchasable title.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Oh, no, no, no. More. And you have to make a donation to the Mark Schoenweber Holocaust Education Foundation and then match that in a fee to Jackie and I. Yeah.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Because we are expensive, but we can be bought.

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I also think it's a great like end of the story. I think Drake Bell has kind of reemerged in the last year. I think we all understand him a little bit better now. And there was this question about like, well, what does this mean for Drake and Josh?

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Why do you keep lowering our rate? Five grand for weaning?

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Five grand for a weaning. That's our show, you guys. That's really funny. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast the Millennium Morning Show, where we deliver the fastest stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. If you're watching us on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up.

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Hope you guys have an amazing weekend, whether you're doing the most like Jax or quite literally not getting out of bed like me. They're both valid, valid experiences, and they're your experience, and they're your lived experience, so enjoy it. We love you. We'll see you on Monday.

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And I can't speak for Josh, but I imagine it was difficult to not want to like step on Drake's toes when, you know, last year, everybody's sort of coming to to know Drake's story. And there was a questions about Josh. And so I think this was a really good way of them sitting down and having that conversation.

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Yeah, I saw a picture of like Drake and Josh after they filmed. Like I was seriously not okay. It's so crazy. So that comes out on Monday on the Good Guys podcast and Thursday. And then Jackie obviously makes a cameo. Megan.

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Yes, it was all very like sweet, earnest, not snarky. I think our audience kind of more so agreed with me that Amanda's post was not even remotely snarky, but there's a chance that Megan's was.

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She wants to walk her through this dark time.

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No, I said the same thing to Amanda. I said, maybe I'm just negative, but like, I actually cannot see a world in which there wasn't like a little bit of sass here.

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But also something I've learned from the show and just like getting to know Megan, not super well, but better in the last couple of weeks and months, is that she kind of has like a quirky personality. So it's possible that her attempt at like a joke or like a sweetness type of thing is falling flat for me. Maybe I'm not understanding it.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Yep. But it is single-handedly the craziest thing that's happened this year. We actually have a lot to do today. We have Queenie and Weenie of the Week. You watched Southern Charm finale. Lots to discuss.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Oh, from having so much fun?

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

60.93

Right, right. Bus club, another club bus with the kids.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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So the SCQ will suffer, but your mental health will not.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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I watched a recap from one of my favorite like Bravo TikTokers today because I wanted to like, you know, show up a little prepared. And the Vanita, like the other Castmates stuff kind of went over my head because I need more explanation. And the thing I was really focused on was the conversation between Austin, Craig, and Shep at the end where they pick up cameras.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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And he said everything that was like teased thus far is really what the meat and potatoes was. There was nothing new, nothing fresh.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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The interesting part were like Craig's disposition at the time was like, you know, very not angry, sad, confused. He had offered to move to New York for her. We knew that. And ultimately when she broke up with him, she was like, if you did that, like you would come to hate me and resent me. And maybe it would like make you happy in that moment, but not for the rest of our lives.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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That's tough. I'm sorry. I'll be doing like quite literally not a thing this weekend.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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And I actually think that's a fair thing to say. So it wasn't like very contentious or drama filled. It was, I feel like what we've been saying now, like the resounding theme here is sad.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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But for me, for the weenie of the week, I'm kind of using it as an opportunity to talk to you about something that happened to me. And I need you to be my sounding board and let me know if like I'm being sensitive. OK.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Rub it in. Patreon.com slash toast.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Let's just back it up really quickly. For anybody who's new here, Jackie and I, we have a Patreon. It's patreon.com slash the toast. You get five extra episodes a month for $7 and 99 cents. It's a great way to support the toast and also get to know us a little bit better. We talk a lot. More like behind the scenes stuff. We do stuff on business. We do vlogs. Our husbands. People love it.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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It's kind of like an amazing thing. You can join anytime. And once you do join, you get access to every episode we've ever done. Like The Greats, The Great Chili Cook-Off, whatever. And we do a kind of, I would say, quarterly installment called Naggy Bitch Wife where people write in and I'm like... am I being an Aggie bitch wife or is my husband wrong?

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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And we often share our own, like when Ben wipes down the counters with a dish rag instead of a paper towel, like the bane of my existence. And Jackie was like, okay, am I being an Aggie bitch wife? And she shared something with me and it was kind of the first time ever where I was like, I think you are being an Aggie bitch wife.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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And honestly, I'm worried about her. She's drinking. She's on drugs. You should be worried about me. She's out late.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Like I think your husband is actually, I hate to say these words, not doing anything wrong.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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The waiting is definitely annoying. And, but what I had said is that like, I should be offering him and I'm

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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When you open the console as the passenger princess, especially for gum, it is kind of on you to offer it to every other adult passenger. I understand. Especially the driver.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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I'm doing a really good job.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Oh, my God. Wait. Thank you so much for reminding me. I have to tell you about something that's going on on TikTok.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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It's, it's like, it's like baby company. It's baby company drama.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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And I found myself on it because very unfortunately I keep getting targeted for this bassinet that they're selling on TikTok shop. They're like, obviously would never buy like a bassinet on TikTok shop. Let me tell you, we keep saying like, I'm having a hard time finding a bassinet. It's exactly what I need.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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a bassinet on wheels that i can see through it has like it can change levels it can rock back and forth if you wanted to you can move the wheels um and i'm like kind of thinking about buying this bassinet from tiktok shop i don't know it just it feels wrong i don't know whatever but so now i'm like on this side of tiktok and do you know the snoo s-n-o-o yeah okay everybody knows the snoo okay so the company that manufactures the snoo is called happiest baby

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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And they have found themselves in major drama. Ready? I'm going to tell you what happened. So there was an influencer. I don't know her name. I'm so sorry because I'm new here. She was pregnant and I think she got gifted a snoo, bassinet. And I don't know exactly what happened. I know she went into labor and she ended up losing her baby. And the company reached out asking for the bassinet back.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Wow. And we only know this because the influencer who has not been online at all, her sister was like on social media, just like posting some stuff about, you know, her sister and prayers or whatever. And she was just like, not to be like that girl, but like so unbelievably shocked that I think the company is called Happiest Baby.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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like asked my sister for the bassinet back meanwhile like some of the other partners like factor meals has not stopped sending meals for my sister like everybody's rallying around supporting her and now people are like burning their snoo bassinets the company has responded and basically was like oh um we just wanted to remove like a trigger for her like maybe coming home the bassinet would have been triggering i don't know it's kind of crazy that's really messy i'm like i know

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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We have so much TV to recap today. We do. We have the Fast Five stories. I am pretty much, I want to say like sub 30 minutes all caught up on the pod episodes of Love is Blind. That's so crazy.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Oh, that's so funny. I saw the vision board, obviously, because Meghan's content is the first thing that pops up for me. And I didn't... receive it as a product tease. I actually didn't even know what I was looking at.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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How many ways can you eat a carrot? What kind of business are you in? What kind of business y'all in? Is this a food company?

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Okay, like now we've entered Chewgalicious territory. Chewgalicious millennial.

The Toast

Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Oh, risque, Megan. Now, I'm obviously left with questions.

The Toast

Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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California, natural, green, chewy.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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I saw Sienna was also making some news. Did you see her TikToks? She's like sharing receipts, Whitney text messages. She's like all on TikTok. No. That's why for like the Southern Charm stan in you, you need to get on TikTok. What is she saying? What does she have to prove? You know, this is like not English to me because I don't watch the show. So I don't know. But everyone was talking about it.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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I really don't know what to say. Did you see the company that's also named as ever, like getting involved? That's like so classic.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Do you know that that company went out of business?

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Yeah. When Hailey Bieber announced her skincare line, like this dress company named R-H-O-D-E was like, that's our name. And people don't understand that you actually can have the same name for a company if the companies sell different things. So Megan's trademark on as ever jams or whatever the hell it is, does not infringe on as ever NYC, which is like a jacket company.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Yeah, but they're like obviously like loving being the victims, like posting on social media as road did the dress company as well. It's kind of people's favorite tropes to play into on social media. Like a celebrity stole my brand.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Yeah, for sure. I do feel like it's a trope that's getting a little tired, at least for me.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Unless it's like your name, like Monique Lulier. No, like your first and last name, Monique Lulier. Like, okay, that one you can have.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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It's just like, I think it's rare.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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But they can't. That's the point. If they're doing the same category. And that's tough. Now, this vision board for me did not really help in what I'm seeking, which is clarity on what the hell this brand is, because it's kind of giving hodgepodge.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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A lot of produce, no meat. Think about how much money went into this one particular post in terms of creative agencies that they hired, social media strategy companies, social media managers, actually physically making the board. And it makes me sad because I don't know what the intended effect was, but it's not reading, at least for me. But sound off in the comments.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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How did you interpret this kind of Picasso thing?

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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And... Can you make a prediction? Like, is this a jam company? Is that what it's supposed to be the whole time? It's not just jam.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Oh, W-A-R. I thought you were about to ask me a question.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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With Love. I don't know. With Ever As Love Megan. I'm stumped. And I don't think that was the intended effect. That's the thing. I think that they hired all these different social media companies to tell us what's going on.

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And I think what she wanted to share was like text messages from Whitney.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Is that why you started a podcast with me? Stay close to people who remind you of sunshine?

The Toast

Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Me in my dark sunglasses, my black shirt, my black hair, my black pants. You feel like sunshine.

The Toast

Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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It was Megan in the kitchen with a knife. With a carrot.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Like maybe it wasn't just like a match on Raya.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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I love this for so many reasons. One, like the Gossip Girl connection between Kristen Bell and do you think they ever met like during the Gossip Girl days?

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I'll download and send it to you. Somebody please tag me in it and I'll send it to Jackie.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Yeah, because Kristen Bell was just doing voiceover work. So she probably was never on set. She was like in LA. So there's like that millennial connection. Of course, it's her husband's show. Also, these two people just lost their house. Like they kind of need work.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Oh, you didn't watch it? No. That's so weird of you.

The Toast

Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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You literally talked about it yesterday. I know. No, you have to watch it. I told you, it was really cute and good.

The Toast

Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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I can tell you it was good. I really enjoyed it.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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The thing is, what mood are you in? You're so unpredictable. If you watch it with your husband, I think your husband would really like it. My husband liked it, too. I don't know. You're so unpredictable. You're kind of just like this firecracker.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Because we're so protective and critical of anything that represents Judaism in modern media, because it's overwhelmingly bad. But I trust Aaron Foster. And obviously, if it was my show, I could have made different things about the Judaism. But overall, it wasn't offensive at all. And I thought it painted us in a nice light.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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No, no, I think you'll like it. And I'm looking forward to season two as well.

The Toast

Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Yeah, and their podcast really takes off over the course of the show. So now they're big time magazine editors.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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life imitating art also i like that leighton meester is joining the show because now she's gonna be forced to do press with her husband and like we get nothing from them they're like so private um and now they're probably gonna be doing like junkets and things yeah and then well and then miles fowler is the other person who was cast and he is um a matzo ballers teammate who gets set up with morgan who's justine loop from succession and luckiest girl alive who is she in luckiest girl alive

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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best friend in the city oh yeah so he's playing someone who dates her set gets set up who knows what happens okay okay and matzo ballers is that like their bowling league uh is that his teammate that's not a basketball oh yeah yeah he plays like intramural that was funny yeah that's so classic like jewish guy playing intramural league at like a local high school basketball 100 yeah i forgot about the matzo ballers yeah my husband is a matzo baller it's called hail the league

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Well, there's two. There's Hale and Rael, the two different Jewish schools. Ben, you're actually, the thing that I said is that. So there's the Alumni Intramural League, Hale, for two different schools, Hale and Rael. Ben went to Hale. I went to Rael. And if you're an alumni of that school, you can join the league. And as an alumni husband, does he get to join? No. When I met him, he was in rail.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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I'm like, you're in my alumni intramural league? How did you get in there? You know, Ben, like swindler, networker. And it turns out the commissioner, they take it really seriously. The commissioner of rail, my high school's alumni intramural league, is Abe, who I talk about all the time, his brother. So like we had a netbook connection.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Yeah. I think also like the league is expensive to run. And if anybody wants to pay like the fee, like you're welcome to come.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Mason. Yeah. Now I pretty much know everyone's names, which is such a relief. And I do want to tell you, like, I'm going to recap and you're going to have, you're going to have to be okay with the spoilers. Cause I don't care. And you know what? Maybe you could just skip to episode six. Like I have to tell you what happened.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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The last time Ben, so there's the season, so it's not all year round. So Ben does like pickup games. A lot of the gyms in the city have basketball courts. If you show up, there's usually a game going on. And Ben got invited to a game. Oh yeah, did I tell the story on the toast? I don't know. And Ben got home early. I'm like, wait, what happened to your game? This is what happened to me.

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And he was like, I literally walked off the court. I'm like, oh, drama, like tension. He's like, no, somebody call me tubby. And I'm like, what? He was like, yeah. And I wanted to like start a fight. I'm like, what am I doing here? And he just left. I'm like, that's very mature of you. But like, I seriously would have beat the crap out of the guy. And it was like someone we like loosely know.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Cause it was like a Ben's friend. This guy. Who? I don't know. I have to remember, but I hadn't heard of him, but like he was from the community. Somebody called him tubby.

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No, Ben literally was like, it was so mature. I'm like, what are you doing home early? He's like, I walked off the court. Like there was some drama. I'm like, what was the drama? Like I assumed it didn't involve him. He was like somebody that called me fat. I'm like, what?

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Yeah. And then we were like looking at the guy. I don't know him, but I was like looking up his social media. Like literally I wanted to dox him.

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I think you should, on the content plate.

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Period. The Fosters have been like making news. They're adapting Tinks' upcoming book into like, I don't know if it's a TV show or a movie, but it's like a sexy smut book about like a hot girl in the Hamptons. I love.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the Toast and... Ha... Friday. Happy Friday. She didn't lie. It's Friday. And it doesn't even feel like Friday when I've had such an amazing week.

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I have a question. For the Foster Sisters. Because you know who I've never met? Simon. Aaron's husband. Okay. And I feel like he must be this amazing guy because Aaron converted for him. And she wrote a show about him. Wrote a show. And the whole family like loves him so much. Like Sarah's always posting. And I'm like, he must be an amazing guy.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Oh, my God. Give me the iPad. Daniel Meade is in the slammer. For anyone who doesn't. If you don't watch Ugly Betty, first of all, go do it. I think it's on Hulu. Yeah, educate yourself. He plays the guy who hires Betty and gives her a chance. And he's like the best guy. He's like this nepo baby.

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Oh my God, if you're watching on YouTube, I'm showing everyone the mugshot. Time has not been kind to Daniel Meade.

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He also looks like, A resident of Whoville. Maybe his face is just like swollen. He got punched or something.

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He also looks like he could use a gua sha, which I'm feeling a little subconscious about because I didn't gua sha on my face this morning. Everyone's talking about it. And what are the circumstances of his arrest? Who did he assault? I will let you know. That's seriously so random. What also is his name?

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Maybe, I mean... Being on a show like Betty is such a curse, right? A blessing and a curse. Because it was like eight years. I'm sure it was very high paying. It was so popular at the time. It like lives in infamy. And a lot of them went on to do great things. America Ferreira. I've Got Beef Between My Teeth, Justin. And Dana Mead, Judith Light, Vanessa Williams. Like really star studded.

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Rebecca Romijn. Rebecca Romijn. Caleb Nichol. And Mark of Mark and Amanda just won an Emmy. for something, he's in a show that I don't watch. And now they have their podcast. They have their podcast and he's in Younger, he was the book agent. So everybody's booked and busy except for Daniel Mead. So maybe that's what led to this turmoil.

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Oh, I never watched that show. But yeah, he was on a rise to fame when like those sitcom type like ABC, NBC.

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Okay, because at first when you started reading, it sounded like he was being a hero. Like his friend was being obnoxious, but he was defending his girlfriend. But then his girlfriend wanted to spit on another patron and the patron was like, can you fuck all the way off? And instead of escorting his friend out, he decided to beat up this woman.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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That's so embarrassing. Oh my God. That's really awful. Because we were just talking about bar fights as it pertained to Zach Bryan. And I feel like when you're a man doing bar fights, you really need to limit your opponents to other men who are like stocky and short like you.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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It's literally the dumbest, worst people on the planet being dumb and losery. And that's my joy. Yeah. Why I would want to strip that from myself. I don't know. I'm so happy to be almost caught up. I haven't gotten to the Instagram thing, but I can pretty much surmise based on like social media. And this particular season like is not amazing. So I'm happy.

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An option. Yeah, me neither because there's etiquette around like an appropriate bar fight and how to like come out looking like a man. And when I think about bar fights, I think about, of course, Snooki. She was punched by a man. That's why it was so unacceptable. It brought the whole house together.

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Despicable. Oh, my God. Daniel Meade. So important to separate like the act from the actor. What are you looking at?

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No. It's like that episode of Breaking Bad. I know. You want sunglasses? I can't see the fly.

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And I tried on a new pair today.

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Oh, I just have all my ailments right now. I haven't even focused on my head. I guess my head is throbbing. Yes, thank you for pointing that out.

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Yeah. Normalized, like being nominated for an award and wanting to win it. I just feel like up until this point, people in Hollywood have really been conditioned to say like, it's just an, I think you have to be, so gracious when you lose. And it's okay to want things for yourself and feel like you earned them after hard work.

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And I love that she's saying what we had said, but she's saying it in a much more eloquent way. And yes, that's exactly what I was saying when we were talking about Kacey Musgraves and then Luke Combs. It's been coming up a lot. It's okay to want things for yourself. It doesn't make you a bad person.

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I go on Twitter and like I spoil stuff for myself. Usually I'm like really kind of precious about that. Not this time.

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Like everybody wants to win things. So I like that. I like that too. And I didn't know that this is, obviously like her Roman Empire, right? Like the year she was nominated. And I guess it was a really big deal because she was nominated for like a Marvel movie, Black Panther, which those movies don't really typically get like lead actor nominations.

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Which would have just been a huge deal. So, like, it's okay to want to make history. Like, why would anybody – I hate this whole thing. Like, just if I ever, ever in my life got nominated for an award and I didn't win, like, I'm mad. And you're going to know. Like, I'm going to be upset. I'm also going to be confused. I'm going to be like, she sucks.

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Yeah. So I champion this sort of rhetoric, and I'm just like, maybe it's the Bonnie Blue in me, but I'm just really over, like, supporting people, you know?

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That's why also those awards are tough because these are like, different arts and they're subjective. Who's to say that one movie's better than the other? Everybody has their own opinions. Other competitive things like sports, there's an outcome. The winner has more points. It's more linear, whereas putting so much stock in the opinions of these freaks who are totally lining their pockets.

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It's so political and it's so subjective that even if you win, it's like, says who? Yeah.

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It's what I buy most often because I use it and I know that it's really premium and it's going to last them a while. And they're just going to make dinner for their families on it. And it's a really sweet gift. And I love to see them popping up on everybody's registries. So the bakeware sets actually I just bought for the wedding. I don't know if I told you I went to a Moroccan wedding.

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She had the entire bakeware set on her registry and she is... Oh, but it's good for Moroccan cooking is what you're saying? She loves to bake sweet treats and like that's our thing. We like both like to like eat ice cream and stuff. So I got her the whole bakeware set and it was... I have it. It's the best thing. I just made my famous chocolate chip muffins in my bakeware set. Did you use our code?

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I forgot to say that at the top of the episode.

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Recap, first house is very much, it's called Southern Charm, Southern Charm Summer House. And very much in the news right now. Watch the last two episodes.

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Not a good season for Vanita. She drowned and she missed her flight.

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That's why the show is good, by the way. That's what the Vanderpump Rules ecosystem was like for a while.

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You're supposed to be like impressing this girl.

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Yeah. She picks out an outfit for him. I kind of like how she's like rolling them with an iron fist.

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OK, but like this is kind of the journey Shep needs to go on.

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I don't know if I feel like in that kind of a mood, but I definitely feel like. I'm saying happy Friday in earnest. Like the weekend is ahead. I'm sad because I am leaving town today. My time has come.

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So I think it needs to be like the most obvious, like foolproof spot in order for that thing to work. And like, those are the spots that we could do. You know, that's when you don't need the button.

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It's a little different than 46, but that's really crazy.

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Of course, she's just going to be there like a shoulder to cry on.

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So let me tell you about Southern Charm. Love is blind. Excuse me. I was really close to giving up. We need Love is Blind Charleston. But OK, continue. We do. That's a great call.

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But there's a couple of like love triangles, love rhombuses that now that I know who the players are and they're clearly like leaving people behind and we know who we're going to be following this season, it's a lot easier to follow. So the first love triangle rhombus is Madison. With Ben Platt and Mason. With Ben Platt and Mason. Now, she very clearly likes Ben Platt better. You think? Yes.

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And in the episodes that I watched last night, she chooses Ben Platt. Wow. Well, that's good for the show because that leaves Mason to choose the other girl. Just wait. So Madison opened up. She didn't say that she like had experienced bouts of depression, but she said like there are periods where like I really like have no energy and I can't get out of bed and I like forget things.

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It was just like she struggles with depression. And he was like not supportive. She was like, is that going to be an issue for you? He was like, I don't know.

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No, they worked through that. Okay, okay. They're so therapy talk. I was like, did I miss that? I was on my phone. I was on my phone so much. Actually, me and Ben rewinded twice because he was being weird. We're like, wait, what is he being weird about?

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Yeah, but it's very obvious that she likes him more. And she's going around telling Mason that he's playing two girls. She's literally the thing that she's mad at. She is... it's been very clear to me that she likes Ben Platt better. And it's her and Ben Platt told each other that.

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So like she goes to break up with Mason and she's being so manipulative and patronizing being like, you had two good things and you might've lost both. You don't even care. You don't like him. That's really crazy. And then she's speaking on behalf of the other girl. And the other girl really likes him. Yeah. Ant farm girl. Yeah. Meg.

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So when she gets back to the lounge and she's like, I told him like he might lose. Oh, she's ant farm? Yes. She actually grew on me a lot. I like her energy. She gets back to the lounge and she was like, yeah, I told him he might lose both of us. And she's like, wait, what? Like, I like him. She's just being nuts. And she's like coming at it from such like a moral high ground.

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I actually really do not like her anymore.

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Yes. And I actually think her and Ben Platt are perfect for one another.

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Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, thank you. I'm all over the place. Meg is her name. She looks like a Sarah. So Mason, when he's getting broken up with, he does the classic thing. He's like, you know what? I shouldn't have validated you and committed myself to you because once I said it, it really didn't feel right. I think Megan's my girl. Okay. Say what you need to say. And Madison was like, sure.

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And then he said that to Meg, and she was like, I know she wanted to believe it because she really likes him, but she had too much respect for herself, and I really respected it. She was like, no, I'm sorry. I'm out. Okay. I just don't believe you. I don't want to be the winner by default. Like that's what the one thing I promised myself when I come here is like, I want to be chosen by someone.

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And like, you literally deaf textbook definition did not choose me. So it was like a painful conversation. No one ever does that. I know. So I had, cause they just want to be on TV. So I had a lot of respect for her. And I know that was, she really liked him, but I think she dodged a fucking bullet.

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Because the second he saw that he wasn't going to get Madison, like, he was giving major thirsty vibes. Like if he was a girl, we would have been like, ew, thirsty. She wants to, that's him, ick.

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So then my personal favorite love triangle was D. Buck, B. Dot, and Virginia. And it was pretty clear to me that Devin liked Brittany more. Maybe we were just seeing more of their conversations, but they really had such a good friendship with the basketball connection. And then this date happens where two insane things happen.

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The first is that she shares that she like is attracted to and like sees women, but she'll never marry a woman. And that's not how she sees her life. Like, but he was like, but you're interested in women. She was like, kind of feel like she was still figuring out her journey. And you could just tell like the second, like he was not into it.

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Like people have their preferences and that's just not his. Like you could tell he stopped liking her in that minute. But I got B dot, but they have a really good friendship. Like I actually think because they have a really common interest. I think that's more that we were seeing, like they were really good buddies.

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Um, he decides to open up to her about something that he went through and we watch him tell this story and we actually watch him say it twice. Cause he also says it to Virginia, the other girl he likes. And the first time I heard it, I was like, I must have missed that because I'm on my phone so much.

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The show is so dreadful that when the time came that he starts telling Virginia the story, I put my phone down and I listened completely. And I said, oh my God, no, I did hear that right. And then I also went to Twitter to see if anybody else was talking about it. Now the story starts, it's kind of a tale as old as time. It was reminding me a lot of Demon Copperhead. He's an athlete.

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I think he wanted to play professional basketball, maybe go to college, get a scholarship. And when he was in high school, he suffered a really bad back injury. And that's literally how it starts in Demon Copperhead. So many young guys and girls in like that region. Like it was really, it was getting Demon Copperhead. So he went to all these doctors. Nobody could, nobody could help him.

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And so he started to self-medicate, like as a lot of people do. And he's self-medicating and he's having really dark thoughts and he starts taking, you know, two Advil and then four Advil and then six Advil. And I'm waiting for him to say, and then I switched to Percocet and Vicodin. No, then I take 10 Advil a day and then I take 12.

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And, you know, and then a couple months in, I find myself, I'm taking 20 Advil a day. And so he's saying ibuprofen, ibuprofen. And I'm like, so you, You're taking Advil? You're taking Tylenol. That's what you're overdosing on. Jackie's telling the story. He's crying Britanny when she's hearing the story, choking on her sobs. And I'm like, are you, ibuprofen? Are we talking about Advil?

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And me and Ben are looking at each other. We're like, what the fuck? Then he tells the story again to Virginia. And he says, 10, 12, 14 ibuprofen a day. And we're like, is ibuprofen code for something? Or like, are you really trying to tell me you overdosed on Advil? I go on Twitter. People are like, wait, I thought this guy was talking about like Percocet.

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Jackie, me and Ben are laughing so hard. And then he's like, wait, 20 Advil a day? That's four Advil every five hours. That's like literally not crazy. It's a lot. Ben's like, I think my dad does that. Like, it's seriously not a big deal. Oh, my God. I was reading these tweets wheezing in my sleep because people were just like, we all had this general confusion. Like, are you talking about Advil?

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And using like the generic term for it, ibuprofen. Is that a code word for something?

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She could seriously just like cruise out of here.

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Yeah, of course. So your big tragedy is you overdosed on Advil. I was floored, so confused. And then his love triangle really like sifted itself out because once Britanny said, like, I like girls, that was just not, the choice was made. And he ends up with Virginia. And I actually think that they might, they have potential. Based on what I've seen, I think they've got a shot.

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You mean this? Cut to my camera. The whole time she's squatting. She's like, what is this? She's like, wait, wait, what? She must have the strongest legs on the planet. Was she perpendicular? The whole time she was looking at the floor. She was like the letter L upside down. When she went back into her room, she's folding over. Nope. I actually think she's a really tall girl.

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I think she's a little self-conscious about her height because she was wearing little heels.

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Yeah. Because she's literally on the floor. But you agree, like I really felt like I could see their personalities matching up in their reveal. They're both weird.

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Jackie, you're telling me. The squatting. The folded over. He could rest a drink on her back. I need to talk about another couple. And they're definitely my least favorite.

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yeah and that just might be how like i think a lot of tall girls find themselves making themselves smaller it was beyond that it was no they like and also they have like bad posture too she was just like physically bent over yeah crawling totally now are people talking about that i am the thing i need to talk about is the girl with the gay sister and the catholic husband

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I'm not all the way there, but go ahead. So they get engaged. Her name is Sarah. His name is Ben. But not Ben Platt. No, no, no. He's a real Ben. There probably aren't two people less compatible with one another than these two. And I find that so many times we find out after a season, there were actually five more engaged couples and we never heard about them.

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That's terrible. So, all in all, it has been a great week of commuting, though. It really has. Can I totally ask you a random question? Do you know who Robbie Hoffman is? No. I didn't think that you would.

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They ended up on the cutting room floor. These two were so meant for the cutting room floor. They're so uninteresting. My dad likes steak.

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And on like the big foundational things, like they, she thinks organized religion is like the worst thing ever. He is obsessed with his faith.

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You obviously don't have to be on the same religious level as your partner, but like on huge things, they really don't agree on. She is like this big time social justice warrior. He doesn't give a fuck about anything that goes on in the world. He didn't even vote. Like, Core things they don't align with. And then their personalities are so different. They literally are not a good couple.

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I don't know why they got together. I don't know why we're choosing to follow them. They are so meant to end up on the cutting room floor.

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No, and the thing is, is like her social causes are the most important thing in the world to her. So much so that like, I think she goes into the pods knowing she's about to get engaged. And like before he has the opportunity to say it, she's like, I just need to know that like these social causes are important to you. When he's literally said that they're not. Like he didn't even vote.

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And she's like, I just need to know that you have empathy and that you agree with me. And he's like, listen, it's not your job to teach me about these things, but I'm open. It was so cringe. actually like you are not compatible with this person. Like that's okay. And then we saw their reveal and it was just like, I don't know why I'm watching these two people. Like they have no chemistry.

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Well, the thing is the true fast forward couple is Taylor and Short King.

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daniel except drama that they're the drama now i haven't gotten to the part where she discovers the thing about instagram but they have this conversation that's really weird and their conversations are so boring i actually watch them the least like i just scroll on my phone and they're talking about instagram and then i started listening because i know that they're the instagram couple and he's like what's your username and she's like t.hats or whatever and he's like oh yeah i don't follow you

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Nobody asked. And he was like, yeah, because I have a weird memory. I remember people's usernames and their profile pictures. It goes to your stalker. And she's like, but you know mine? He's like, no, no, I don't know it. It was such a weird conversation. And I'm sure if there hadn't been like that social media drama that comes up, it would have been cut. But it is weird.

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I have to see. So I still have like 30 minutes left in the final pod episode. And I don't know. I haven't seen that drama yet.

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This is she. That's the first clue.

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But I don't think they're so well-matched. I don't think it'll be hard for them to break up. If this is some big scandal or whatever... It's not the great love that we think it is. The final love triangle is between medical aesthetics Dave and the two girls. Lauren, the teacher. Oh, I haven't seen them in a while. Molly Redhead. I forgot. I forgot. I haven't seen them yesterday.

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She did something recently. She was on The Good Guys. Okay, no. What else did she do? She dates Gabby Windy from The Bachelor. That's how I know.

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So he is like... I had gotten the vibe that Molly was so his number one. And Lauren could not stand a chance. And he tells Molly that... She's the number one. And Molly goes back to lounge and like is really excited about it. And like Lauren has such a fucking chip on her shoulder about the fact that she knows who her guy is also seeing. A lot of the girls don't know the guy side.

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They don't say a word like they nobody knows. And the girls are like, you know, chit chatting it up at night building forts. It was so stupid. They built a fort. And so she just has such a chip on her shoulder that, like, she knows who the other girl is. And she's, like, kind of being, like, a miserable bitch about it. And I actually can't stand her. And it made me start rooting for Molly.

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And Dave did say, Molly, you're my number one. So I'm like, all right, so break up with Lauren. So she comes in one day. And she's just, like, had enough, you know? And she gives an ultimatum. And she's being such, like, seriously, if that was me, I would run from her. I'm like, that's – she was just giving such – like, well, I heard you told your number one that you're gonna break up with me.

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And it's like, well, if that's what he said, he said it and you should like save face and break up with him first. Like she was being so mean when she went in there. But then he's like, wait, no, I didn't say that. Now he did say that you're his number one. He didn't say he was gonna break up with her. Molly went in and was like, he's breaking up with the other girl. He didn't really say that.

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And he ends up choosing Lauren. I was so confused. He breaks up with Molly and Molly this whole time has been like cool calm collected being like listen I want to be chosen so I'm giving you the space to figure it out.

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If it's not me just like let me know but I want you to be happy and so the whole time she's so cool and she's so chill and she's like they're not a good match the teacher and the classmate

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So people this week have been like, Claudia, you look like Robbie Hoffman. And Ben just met Robbie Hoffman because she came on The Good Guys and Ben was obsessed with her. She's like this former, like really Orthodox Jew who has like kind of taken on this new era of her life. She's still actually pretty religious. They had talked about it. She's really interesting on Good Guys.

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She is. She's like very sensitive.

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When Devin broke up with Britanny and he was, she was like, listen, I think the other girl you're seeing is Virginia. I thought she was going to start saying nasty things. Cause like Lauren was saying nasty things about Molly. They're all, the girls are so manipulative. Brittany was like, she's amazing. Like you're going to love her. It was actually so sweet. It made me like her so much.

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Like she went out with such class being like, you guys are actually really well suited. You're going to be just really happy together. And I'm really happy for you. So I really feel like they were more friends. That's really, really sweet.

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Yeah, no, it was really sweet. I won't admit it. Especially when you see these other women like Madison, like trying to be sweet, like, oh, Meg, like she's, they're such bitches. Like they really are. And all in this, all of the name of being like, I support other women.

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Even when you say your job, like when Virginia's like, I'm a former NBA dancer. But that is her job. Ben was like, is that cheating? I'm like, no.

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He's the kicker. Yeah, right. Yeah. So I'm gonna keep watching, loving every minute, love is blind, I'll see you guys on Monday. Try and catch up over the weekend so we can be all caught up together.

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Let's do Queenie and Weenie, our final segment of the week where Jackie and I just sort of wrap up the week, put a little bow on things and give out two awards, Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week. We'll nominate two separate people, somebody who acted like a weenie this week and somebody who acted like a queenie this week.

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It's a seven day title, it's not that serious, it's supposed to be fun, we're all good here. Let's start with Queenie, we'll start on a positive and Jackie, would you like to go first or second?

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Mine is similar. It's the studio. Now, I know we just renovated our studios. We literally spent every dollar we had to renovate our New York studios. And I never knew that I needed to sit behind a desk before. I have had such an amazing time here. I'm so glad. I'm going to come visit you all the time, even though this is probably my last trip before I can no longer travel, right?

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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And she's in a relationship with Gabby from The Bachelor. I think that's how a lot of our listeners would know her.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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We're not going to think like that. Yeah, yeah. And I've had such an amazing time here. I feel like we've made such premium content. I love sitting behind a desk, like for my mental health. It's been so good for me. Your sunglasses. My sunglasses, like the whole, the aesthetic.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Yes, of this week. The week being the queenie. Yes, 1000%. It was an amazing week. We had family time. We were so productive. Just really fabulous.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Now, my weenie of the week is Bonnie Blue. Oh, I was gonna, the whores, yeah. The whores, yeah. Both of them, because they say the other whore is pregnant now.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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See, these women are my weenies of the week because they have gotten to a place now where I can't ignore them. And up until this point, like I had seen them peripherally on social media and chosen to ignore them. But now like they've, they're unignorable. Like it's our jobs and they're like, they've broken through. And that is really fucking annoying.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Like that I'm forced to being talked about these people. Like I'm better than this. It's so funny. We are so aligned. Queenie the week, weenie the whores. Do you think it's too long for a title? And can you use whores in a title?

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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We'll chat offline. We'll workshop. Now, while we're in our split screen, let's do something we've wanted to do our whole lives.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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You guys, that's how- No, Jackie, you are doing the same thing you do in New York, where your hand is angled. You need to push your fingers back towards the TV.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Your camera's over there. Yeah, Jackie, your camera's there, so.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. Jackie, turn your fingers towards the TV screen. Relax your fingers a little bit. Turn your fingers a little bit, okay.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Turn your chair, that's better. There, I'm here.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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I was gonna say, Jackie, you said it, and then you come in. Jackie, twist your, my hand hurts. Hold on, I got it, I got it, I got it! No, you didn't, you're literally fingers.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Right, true, true, true, true. It's not like they've even had Gabby. She has a trade. She has a skill. Yeah, no, they never got me. And everybody was saying all week that I look like her because of the glasses, but I think she wears her hair in like a low slicked back bun.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Me too. Yeah. Thank you guys so much for listening to the Tesla Monday Morning Show. We deliver the fastest stories you need to know every Monday to Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching this on YouTube, please don't forget to subscribe, leave this video a thumbs up. We're also available as a podcast anywhere. I'm so embarrassed that you can see the snacks coming out of my purse. Yummo.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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It's giving Robbie. Yeah. And you know what? These days, if you're comparing me to a thin person, like I'll take it. Right. So yes, call me Trabi.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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There definitely could have been a time in my life where people comparing me to Tim Dillon, like, would have upset me. Like, you're comparing me to a man.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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And also, I'm less fragile than that, you know, these days.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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You know, I'm really going. Her bags are packed. Jackie, you took the words right out of her mouth. She's ready to go. I'm standing here at the studio. I hate to wake you up to say good morning, millennials. I do love to wake you up to say good morning. Good morning millennials. So that's like the only thing putting a damper on this otherwise party Friday.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Game tune. I'm in Miami, bitch. I thought you were going to say I'm in... I thought you were going to literally sing the clean version. I'm in Miami Trick. I didn't even know that that's the sub. I just saw the cutest video. Actually, you know what? Who gives a shit? I take back the sentence.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Relevance? Yeah, and... Like, I'll tell you, there's a little bit more context why I swallowed the sentence, but like, I'm not in the mood to get into it. But like, all in all, it's important to know when you're about to say something uninteresting. It's never too late to turn, turn the beat around. Like, it's never too late to stop sharing the uninteresting thing you were about to say.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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And I just did that. I'm woman enough to admit not everything I say is interesting.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Yeah. I didn't get a chance to say goodbye to, like, you and Olivia's kids. I didn't know, like, the last time I saw the kids was going to be the last time. Because I really was like, I'll probably extend, you know. But I didn't. And now I'm not going to see the kids. It's probably better. I'm not big on goodbyes. Well, here comes goodbye. It's more of a see you later.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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It's wait, don't, Sabrina Carpenter like ruined that. Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. Don't smile because it's over. And then she made a song the opposite. Yeah. But don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. We got a beautiful week together.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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I love that. Oceanic curiosity. And you're so natural. Like, you're really, you love, like, especially for your kids.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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The salt water is good for your hair, for your skin.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Exfoliant. It's true. I'm surprised you don't like the beach more and all of its free offerings.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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I also like didn't know you could close a beach. Do you know what I mean? It's like you can't.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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I don't think so. Okay. I'm glad you brought that up. I don't think people who lived through World War I were picking up books about it a few years later. That's what I'll say. Time and place. It's not the time. Maybe our children will want to read about the pandemic. I don't think they will.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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I'm gonna soak up your awesomeness. Now that song is sung by Sheryl Crow, Jewel. Sheryl Crow, period. They're all the same. Do you know what I mean? That genre.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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People in World War I might have said that too, that our grandchildren are going to be reading about this terrible time.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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And then they confirmed this morning Hamas. Like, yeah, we did that. Like, it's not her. We know.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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They don't even know what that means.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Cause I'm sick of it. No, I am too. And I saw a lot of performative activism. Don't pretend to care about antisemitism. If in moments where it really counts, like right now.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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A hundred percent. Like I'm a hundred percent. Do not only like speak about antisemitism when it serves you as like some sort of social justice warrior. When Jewish children are murdered by terrorists in cold blood with their own two hands and you can't speak up, you actually have an antisemitism issue within. And I highly suggest reflecting on that.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Their mother is missing. Ripped from their mother's arms and killed by like a couple of barbarians. Not even affiliated with an organized.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Yeah, not like not affiliated with an official terrorist organization in the region. No, just like local civilians. Just like spirited, you know, really spirited about their cause. So, yeah.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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We also have so much to fucking do today.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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No, but here's what I want to talk about. Love is blind.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Damn. That's inclusive. Yeah, I'm sure.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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I feel like hamsters are constantly being overlooked and that's why Chewy does what they do. Chewy does not overlook the hamster. The hamster.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Just to be clear, like, I'm deeply aware of my own fame. Now, obviously, it's not traditional fame. Everybody's like, you're calling yourself famous? Like, yeah, bitch. Like, I get stopped in the street like 10 times a day. Like, please. I know. Like, I know what I am. I literally went to a diner yesterday. I literally couldn't eat. I couldn't eat. Like, please. I know.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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So I'm deeply aware of it, you know? That's why, like, I leave the house. Like, I try and look somewhat nice if I can.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I actually, I didn't think of it. So maybe I don't always think of it. Cause no, I didn't.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Actually, maybe I do. Maybe I did think about it because I'm thinking like, I don't want to be like that obnoxious famous person who thinks she could just like steamroll into this club.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I know my demo. I could do a set. You could work. I could literally sing for my supper. And, you know, these clubs have, like, big Jewish contingencies. The ones, like, on Long Island and Jersey.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Well, of course. We're not going to those types of clubs.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I would urge any Jew not to look too deep into the history of your particular country club because there's, you know, a likelihood you weren't allowed for a while.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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How good is this club sandwich? Yes.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Okay, we are taking up space. Also, I recorded the good guys yesterday. That's what I did. You're a good wife. I am. It was a fun episode because Paige joined too. So it was like a pregnancy like thing and literally Ben and Josh didn't even talk. So that was fun. And so like, obviously I'm feeling a little, I'm feeling some type of way about it.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Did he lay on the Minky? No, he laid right on the floor. And then I tapped. I said, hey, you want to come? And look at him sleeping soundly. If you're not watching on YouTube, you are missing out.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Then I went on The Good Guys, and now I'm coming back here.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Yeah. Okay. So I wanted to say it before the episode is released.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Because at the end, Ben was like, rate, review, subscribe. He was like, Turdi, do you want to promote anything? I was like, no. Everybody here knows who I am. I brought them here. I was like, no, you guys know. Follow me. You know.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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And I can't lie. It's definitely for the gerbils, I have to say. The gerbils mean they're a lot of two. Ben said something to me the other day that made me kind of sad. Actually, he said it this morning. Okay. I was like, can I take that dog bed from the second bedroom? Like... Nobody uses it, and I can leave it at the studio. And he was like, yeah, he doesn't really use it.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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So my husband's obsessed with condiments. He's obsessed with sauces. And like, as we all think more about like eating, you know, better ingredients, better whole foods. That really boils down like all the way down to our ketchup, right? To our buffalo sauce and salad dressings and things that you leave on the side of the fridge, you know, on that door.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Oh, my God, yeah. The girls are fighting. Oh, wait, did you see the story I sent you this morning? Yeah. Did you think it was, like, good for the Fast Five?

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Cool, cool, cool. I thought it was, like, a good Friday, like, human interest story.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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They could have gotten away with.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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And then, okay. So it was a kind of a big deal that they responded. Like, again, there wasn't that much backlash or they could have gotten away with not, but they are a brand account. Anytime a brand gets backlash, they like shit their pants. So they had to release a statement. Now Katie then responded again. What did she say? And just like keep the continuing to harp on the point.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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He lays on top of the crate. I'm like, on top of the crate? That's so cute. He's like, yeah, when I'm working in there, he lays on top of the crate. I'm like, oh, that's adorable. Ben's like, yeah, you're kind of missing his whole childhood. And I was like, damn. Right in the heart. But I am. I've definitely been derelict in my dog parenting duties. Ben does everything for Romeo.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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And it was like, okay, let it go.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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You don't? Because you think Katy's too mad?

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I like that. You would love it.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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In which case, you will love it. The thing is, I have been saying for many years, we need to have some sort of referendum on how we got here. We need to defeat American feminism. With modern American feminism, it is the most toxic. And so I just hate that we're having the conversation on the backs of this particular event. Because while it was cringe and weenie-like, It was in good spirit.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I don't know. Why are we having this conversation now? To me, there have been many more egregious things.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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OK, but I actually feel bad for them. I just feel like there have been so many more instances of like feminism that have actually been like harmful to women. Like this wasn't harmful. It was just like silly and like not not deep. Right. Then being like, I'm going to wear my lipstick in space. Like it's just a corny and whatever.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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But I hate that we're having this referendum around this particular event because I think there have been far worse and more damaging. I'm trying to think of like a I mean, I know you guys don't want to hear it, but.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Yeah, but like Romeo just likes Ben more. Like he's always, if Brent's working in the second bedroom, Romeo's with Ben in there. Ben takes him to the dog park. They play fetch like two times a day. So I've just been like, it kind of hit me. Like, yeah, I have been missing out on Romeo's childhood. So maybe this could become our like special mommy-son time.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I think a lot of what's going on with Blake Lively has a lot to do with like toxic modern feminism.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Okay, fine, it's not the right example, but you know what I'm saying. Like, why now? Why this origin?

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Especially, I don't think Katy Perry's shocked. I think she's used to waking up every day and, like, getting shit for everything she does. But I don't think Gayle King thought she would ever, you know, find herself at the center of, like, a big flop like this.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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But she is the most famous one, and that's sort of... I guess.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Agreed. So you're saying more hate to the civil rights activist? Yeah.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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No, it's not equally distributed by any means. That's unfair to Katy.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I don't know. I feel like... Gail King maybe is having a harder time like emotionally right now because she's not used to this whirlwind. Right. Everything. Gail King is a media darling. She's Oprah's best friend.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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It's almost like they're protecting the identity of the person who said it.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Docs isn't the right word because unless you're going to say their address on the toes.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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And it wasn't any of the famous people, right? Because we know their voices.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Right. Sound off in the comments. Who do you think said, oh my goddess? It definitely wasn't Lauren Sanchez. I'll tell you that.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Yeah. I hope this saga never ends. We've had a story about it every single day and I'm not mad in the slightest.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Yeah. Romeo. Don't go in there. Romeo's acting a fool. Bad boy. Yeah, Romeo's being kind of a bad boy.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I might just need to let him go. Do you know what I mean? Let him go chew on some cable somewhere, okay? Yeah, so I just know something's going to be broken when I get up out of here. This hasn't gone the way that I thought it would. If you're watching on YouTube, you probably saw me like the last five minutes just sort of scrambling.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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And if you've listened as an audio episode, I'd be like, what was up with Claudia these last five minutes? I was extremely flustered trying to get Romeo to like... I think we have to practice letting it go.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I can't even see him. He's on the other side of the curtain. I wonder what he's doing.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Let me just make sure there's no food on the floor.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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No, but maybe if I had groceries. There's stacks of Pellegrino on the floor. He can eat that.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Hopefully he's just sitting there chewing on my slipper. I have a pair of slippers over there.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I am, and I'm going to be more present. Like, fuck Romeo, you know?

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Now, nobody loves Clueless more than me. Literally, it's probably in my top three favorite movies. I love Cher. I feel like Alicia Silverstone over the years has not shied away from referencing to reference or not reference Cher. And every time she does, it just doesn't hit for me. Do you know what I mean?

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Is not Cher-like. no she does that what's that um feeding she like chews her kids foods like you know the how birds birds will eat their chew food and then like feed it to their babies so they don't chew it themselves it's like pre-chewed food okay um and she does that right share would never she's a hippie she's very hippie yes and share is a material girl Correct.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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So, yeah, in the past, like, I love when people reference, like, their big famous role. I hate when they ignore it. Like, so I like that she does it, but I don't know. It doesn't, like, excite me at all. And so for this... I don't know. I just know they're going to like woke-ify Clueless. Like Clueless is perfect. Like please leave it alone.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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It was enjoyed. Please, Lord, no. Yeah, this movie is like really too important to too many people. There is a generation of young women that were raised on Clueless. Like so much of, I could say confidently, my personality I feel comes from the movie Clueless. Like we quote it all the time. Like just leave the fuck alone, okay?

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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They tried to do it with Gossip Girl. They've tried to do it with Pretty Little Liars. Right. Stop.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Don't. No, really don't. We are okay. And why don't you just do something original?

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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And that's why as much as we joke that they announced the Legally Blonde sequel 10 years ago and never wrote it and Mindy Kaling's attached to it and how exciting, it's probably best that it hasn't come out yet. I put Legally Blonde in the bucket of movies that also raised me, like with Clueless, Mean Girls. Those are important films and they need to be protected, their legacy.

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No, and we'll have to live with ourselves.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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It's not going to be what it was.

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And see, Reese Witherspoon is also a great example of a celebrity who is constantly referencing her big role. Obviously, she's done a million things. She's a billionaire now. But we all know her and we love her from Elle Woods. And she's always leaning in, which I appreciate. And I do feel like her personality as a swirly isn't that far off from Elle. She's very cutesy and girly.

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And you can see the connection. And so when she does it, it always brings me joy. Always, always, always brings me joy. And that just hasn't been the case with Cher historically. Right. Right. Now, remember the Cher TV... Excuse me, the Clueless TV show? Loved. But Alicia Silverstone wasn't Cher. No. And it was before... Excuse me, it was after the movie. Yeah. And it was good. It was good.

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Now, speaking of babies, I did promise yesterday I'd have a big announcement on the show today.

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But they had the same character who played Amber, right? Yeah, and I think... Murray was the same. Right. So I don't know what the connection from the Clueless TV show and the Clueless movie was, but it was a very good TV show. And it was at the same era, so it was really like 90s. It was cool.

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No, no. The vibes are... It's over.

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Let sleeping dogs lie. Don't mess with perfection. Don't mess with perfection. I completely agree.

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I took my ass to the doctor. And boy, do I feel silly. The baby has not flipped. Okay. And yeah, the baby has not flipped.

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Yeah, I feel like I got tagged in this a lot. People said to me like, oh, look, I'm like, oh, vomiting.

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You also just reminded me that I saw, oh yeah, Colleen Hoover posted on Instagram, new casting news. Rudy Pankow from... JJ. Outer Banks, yeah, is going to be in Reminders of Him. So I'm imagining he plays like the – there's like a throwback, the young version of the guy. Yeah. I think. But back to J-Lo.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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You didn't read that one. It's not a super popular one, and it was the last Colleen Hoover book that I read, meaning it was like – It sent you out the door. Kind of. You weren't wanting more. I can't tell you. I didn't not enjoy it. It was just like I thought to myself, could I be using my time in a better manner? And it turns out that I could have. Back to this.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I think this is enormously disappointing for a multitude of reasons. And I'm not blaming it all on J-Lo. I'll say this. The Last Mrs. Parrish is like one of the top shows. 10 most popular books of the last five years.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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And I made this like appointment. It wasn't even like on the schedule. I was just like, hey, can I come in? I have a feeling.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Yes, people, I loved it. People love this book. It's like Gone Girl. Yes, it is so popular. Like the movie adaptation could be huge. Now we talked about this earlier in the week. Netflix does not have a good track record of turning books into movies. And I feel like already being like a little unsure because Netflix, like, I don't know.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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And I feel like The Last Mrs. Parrish, like this should have been a blockbuster. This should be at theaters. Yes, exactly. Gone Girl is a perfect comparison. We should have had like a bigger moment. And I actually, I'm like done clowning on JLo. I feel like she's like had a hard year, but I do want to say like, there is something fraudulent about everything she does when it comes to movies.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Like every movie, it just gives straight to DVD energy. It's so, yes, except for hustlers, but it's so corny. Like all the movies that she does, like, She's always doing these global press junkets. And I'm like, I've never even heard of this movie, Atlas. Like she's always just making shit up. So I have a very bad feeling about this. Although if done well, like let's say we're so wrong.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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It turns out to be amazing. this could be huge for the JLo comeback tour because she desperately needs favorable things and people loved this book. And if she crushes it and the movie crushes, it actually could be a good strategy.

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if the rest of the movie is like getting this lowbrow treatment it's not gonna be but what is it like what has changed because there was a period of time where like jlo movies were instant successes made in manhattan the wedding planner selena like how do you go from that to like actually being like a community theater actress

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But I feel like you get one in your pregnancy and like that was mine.

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You know she loves to fund things herself.

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You get more power. Yeah. And you think that maybe that was the nail in the coffin for her.

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So I hate to be negative from the get, but I don't have a good feeling about this.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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This book was so similar to a book that you told me to read.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Yeah. It's the same thing. I read the same book twice. And it was like, young girl attacks a wealthy couple by befriending and then seducing. And it's like, who's crazy? The wife or the... And they literally were the same book. Yeah.

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What was the one where the character was named Nina?

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Like 1000%, no free rides here. But what's the strat going forward? Because I'm glad that I went because the ultrasound technician, she was actually a pregnant swirly too. And she was like, at this point, like your baby's like a baby, like you will feel the flip. Like you won't be, you won't come and be coming in here. Unsure. And I said, okay, that makes me feel better. Like for real. Um,

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That was another book that literally followed the same blueprint.

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Yeah, no, and at the end, spoiler alert, the con woman loses and you're supposed to feel bad for her. The lesson is revenge isn't worth it.

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Yes, when the book splits in half and then you're reading from the second POV, you're like, what the fuck? What the fuck did I just read? Because it's not what I thought I was reading. Yeah, it was really good.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Cool, cool, cool. Sorry to spoil like four books for you. So I am like, obviously I'm cautiously pessimistic, but I'm hoping to be, I would love to be wrong. Cause I think it would be huge for JLo. Like a book that is successfully turned into a movie. Like people love. Yeah. And she desperately needs the love of the people.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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that's sort of the issue at hand right people saying she's never sang live and she's not real and it's the voice of Ashanti they say it's Ashanti singing like that's what the blinds alleged alleged say yeah there are conspiracy theory rumors about JLo that like she does not sing she's never sung she's always had lip singers and if you ever need a little bit of like

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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just a taste of why you think that this conspiracy theory might be true. You have to listen to the song Ain't Your Mama by J-Lo and Meghan Trainor because Meghan Trainor sings on it the entire time. And there are parts where they're trying to make it seem like it's J-Lo, but it's clearly Meghan Trainor.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Oh, oh, I don't remember that. I thought you were talking about when we saw her at a Super Bowl party too. But it was like this big arena. You can fake it.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I don't remember her performance. And she was singing. No, the thing is she has performed so much for so long. There would be way more compelling live video evidence if this whole thing was in fact fraudulent. And I don't think you would agree to perform at the Super Bowl. Literally the world's largest stage.

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If you had this big secret to hide. I don't know.

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It's encouraged. And like, That's why she's leaned so much into dance is like she can take these two minute dance breaks and not sing because she's dancing.

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I wouldn't say I've moved on. I just would say I'm open to it being not true.

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I think that's not even so much a theory more as just like a high likelihood.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Oh, I guess I'm not, right? I guess you're not. Is it our fourth story that's brought to you by BabyList? And I'm so excited because I feel like we've been talking about BabyList for a while and I've been talking about it like about how I use it for organization and I have, but actually this week I started like registering for stuff.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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And I just, I was really bummed. Like, I really was. And, like, shout out to Ben. He, like, wouldn't let me be bummed. We, like, went to the park. We went for a walk. It was so beautiful out. With Romeo? We got ice cream. No, of course, without Romeo. We got ice cream. Because the office is right by the park. So he was like, let's just go. Let's just go.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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It was so easy. So easy. Well, Shannon texted me, and she was like, by the way, I'm not going to buy you anything. I know how you are. But when the time comes, can you tell me your registry? And I was embarrassed because it was empty. It was just literally one thing on it. So I started to get it together. And I've been having so much fun.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Actually, when I was shopping on BabyList for a gift for our friend, who we both bought a gift for this week, I ended up seeing something that I liked.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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and edit it to my registry as well. So I kind of stole one of her ideas.

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What's really great about it is like, it's, Very intimidating, especially the first time. Like, okay, I need a stroller. You think you'll just buy a stroller? No, you can't just buy a stroller. Like, there's so many different factors about where you live. Do you have other kids? Like, how sure are you? Like, there are so many things.

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Because honestly, at first I was like watching all these TikToks. I'm like, oh, this is so great. And I'm like, who are you? Like, you don't know anything. You're not an expert. It was so like, I actually had to stop engaging with those videos because I didn't want to receive that sort of content anymore.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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So whatever type of baby gear you're having a hard time deciding on, whether it's price, whether it's like style, some people just prefer the look of one or over the other. You can really get, um, Great advice from the BabyList app.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Give it to me. So a lot of the stuff that I registered for was clothing because, like, it's so easy to get away, like, carried away. And, like, I don't believe in, like, buying expensive clothing. Shocking. For the baby. But, like, you can buy me expensive clothing.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Yeah, I... I did register for like pargy little trinkets. I went to like Tiffany's and they have a universal registry. So you can, you can add it from any website. So I was like, all right, let me just.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I did. From Chanel. I did not. From Shop Toast Merch. You can. I went to Tiffany's. I just wanted to see what they had. Oh my, the cutest little, like things I would never buy, but like a little porcelain. I don't know what it's meant for, but I was thinking like to hold baby teeth. Like so cute. This is like little trinket. Like it's too cute.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Yeah, because mommy comes first. But we were gonna go home, get the dog, and then go to the park. We were just right by the park. It was perfect. And we got ice cream, and it made me feel better. And I'm just bummed for myself, which is selfish. That's not the point of this whole thing. So I'll get over it.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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So it's really perfect for obviously like the hardcore gear because that stuff is really expensive. But then also like fun little tchotchkes, knickknacks, designer items you would never buy for yourself. But that you would love to have. that you would love to have. And then when you buy from Babylist directly, like most of my furniture is from Babylist. Oh my God, it's so easy.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Yeah, just know like while I'm physically here, my mind is elsewhere.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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You know, it's the plates of motherhood.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I'm devastated. Like as a person who was deeply impacted by the film Secondhand Lions, I'm devastated to hear this.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Oh, by the way, I'm sorry. I missed the anti-Semitic part of this. I just saw his mugshot. I was like, he was probably drunk.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Oh, yeah. I read that he put his helmet on backwards and got on the ski lift wasted without skis. I didn't hear anything about an anti-Semitic slur.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I just really need to start coming to terms and start highlighting the positives of having a scheduled C-section. Like, okay, I can get my hair done. That's big. Right. I know like that morning that like I'm going to have a baby. It's not gonna be like a big surprise. Right.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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But such a crazy word to have in your back pocket. It's not a popular slur.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Can I say it like I actually believe it? I forgive it. No, like my only like reservation is that it's such an uncommon word that if you have it in your back pocket, I imagine you say it quite a bit. That's my only reservation. Because other than that, like it's so random. It wasn't hurled at a Jew. Not me like making so many excuses for Haley Joel Osment. But also like, I don't know.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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This is actually a really good apology to me.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I don't know. I'm really willing to forgive. And I don't know if that's because it was a well-written apology or because I do have a deep connection to this man. His sister was Lily. This family means a lot to me. I love Haley Joel Osment. That movie, Secondhand Lions, was so... How many times did we watch that movie growing up? We loved that movie.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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No, I feel that those things are more threatening to the... Like, existentially to the Jewish people than Haley Joel Osment calling probably a nice Gentile cop a K-word.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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No, it does. Because if... First of all, it's difficult to know. I doubt this was, like, a Hasidic cop who would pay us. You would know that he was visibly Jewish. So either his... I'm going to argue that he wasn't. And when you're drunk and angry, you say stuff. I feel like most people opt for the F slur. Men are always calling each other that word.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Also, they do say, you know, they don't want it to be so close to your due date, like your natural due date, because they don't want to risk you going into labor. It's supposed to be like totally separate. So you do kind of like shave off a week, which is huge. I can't lie. That's huge. And you get to take your baby's birthday.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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The K one is so random, which is my only hesitation in being completely forgiving. Because that might be a word you just use a lot. So it slipped out. But you never know what comes out of the recesses of your brain when you're blacked out. So... I don't know. If anybody has any personal like experience with Haley Joel, like being an anti-Semite, feel free to chime in.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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But this person doesn't have like a long history. I'm inclined to think he was just like slinging words as a drunk.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I'm too tired. Can I go to sleep?

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Yeah, I don't know. I don't feel threatened by Haley Joel.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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That came through in his apology. Like, I feel like he really feels bad.

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I feel bad. I'm like, it's fine.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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For him. Yeah. So I think fool me once, shame on me.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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So first I'm hearing of this. I am going to forgive him.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I also feel like maybe our bar for anti-Semitism is just like higher these days. It's so high. So I'm okay. I'm letting this go. It's kind of the theme of today. We're letting things go.

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I loved you in... Entourage the movie.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Bitch, where's my story? Are you done with the stories? No, no, no.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Oh, you clicked off your iPad. I was like, oh, okay.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Got it. What did you want to look up about him?

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Well, people know him and love him from The Sixth Sense, which we never saw, but that was like his big acting debut as a child star. He was a very handsome young kid. And then he starred in Secondhand Lions, which we loved, but that's not what people know him from. Right.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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yes I didn't even realize that Jackie was like so when are you gonna pick the birthday I'm like who's yeah Claudia was like basing it around the bris and I was like but that also just like means that that's your baby's birthday just yeah and I have to think like you know this is kind of the time between school and camp like I'm gonna have to be a little strategic I have to think more about it I haven't chosen a date yet okay

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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OK, I don't remember it, but I just remember like being really impacted by that movie as a young girl.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Oh, my God. Chills. I forgot about that movie. Toast movie of the week.

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Toast Movie of the Week was like a failed social experiment because it was supposed to be fun, like going back to watch some of our faves and being like, oh my, you guys have never seen this movie? Let's all watch it together. Meanwhile, we just ended up looking stupid and embarrassed because every movie we chose sucked.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Because you just remember things differently, like childhood films, except Sleepover.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I am because I found it and I'm excited about it.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Now, are you familiar with walk-up songs? Ben was explaining it to me.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Yes, and it becomes like a real big part of like the culture of the team, the particular player. I thought that they didn't really change theirs and Ben was explaining that Juan Soto for the Mets is like the best player and his song is... I think it might be My Girl by The Temptations or Why Do You Build Me Up? Like one of those. And the stadium fucking loves it. Like it's great for team morale.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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And I thought you had the same one every time. But this list just came out and so many of them are contemporary songs. So I guess people are changing theirs. Yes. And the number one most popular, like I never would have guessed.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Which is like a one-year-old song. How did that go? Okay, so then I saw that this morning and it inspired me to listen to Chris Stapleton while I got ready. It's honestly a great song.

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Yeah. It's very like hard country. Yeah. Like it's like where country meets rock and roll. Oklahoma.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Very literal. Number four, God's Country. That's a great walk-up song.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Yeah, well, that is what I wanted to ask you. Like, what would be your walk-up song? And it wouldn't be 8 and 11 Oklahoma because, like, we're not baseball players. But, like, if we were walking up, like, kind of like walking on stage, what would your song be?

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Okay, let's say you're a baseball player.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Yeah, it's hard. What's a song that really encapsulates? I know what yours would be.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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No, not as a baseball player. That's what my question is. A song, you as you. Let's say you happen to be playing baseball.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Yeah. Okay, fine. Like something, I mean, mine would be brokenhearted by Carmen, obviously. Oh my gosh. I want something hard. Yeah, like I like that genre. Oklahoma is a great song. I gotta go to more baseball games. Seems like I'd really like the music.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I also thought that I would have just assumed that like you can't have the same song as someone else, even though there's so many teams, like what's stopping it? But it should be like everybody has to choose a unique one.

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Yeah, yeah. I'm going to acupuncture today, but now selfishly, like I just want to feel, yeah, like that good shit.

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What do you think is Shohei Ohtani's walk-up song? I'm going to look it up. I could probably find his picture in this. Unless he's not in the popular songs. It's the Bleachers' Don't Take the Money. I'm not sure what that song is.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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So us and Shohei don't have similar. What's Pete Alonzo's?

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Jackie, he hasn't played on the Mets, like seriously.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Okay, so I don't know what Pete says. It's Layla by Derek and the Dominoes.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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It's not a good one. Um, someone, someone for the Mets has rolling in the deep, which is kind of, Oh, I guess like you want your, your ball to go deep, but it's not the vibe. It's not the vibe. Somebody has fight for your right. That's like a classic. A lot of them. Cause I think a lot of baseball players come from like, you know, Latin countries. They have a lot of like Spanish music.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Hmm. Yeah, I think I would stick with Brokenhearted by Carmen. Sound off in the comments. What would your walk-up song be?

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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It was. Did you feel like there was a good, fun, human interest, sporty Friday story?

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Yeah, so I just, I keep saying this, but like I really need to let it go.

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Me too. And I thought it would give us a little bit more of an opportunity to sing. It didn't flush out like that, but it's fine. Let's dive into our final segment of the week, Queenie and Weenie of the Week. Jackie and I like to end every Friday with a little segment we call Queenie and Weenie of the Week, where we give out two awards, Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week.

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They're pretty self-explanatory. It's not that big of a deal. Don't be sad if you find yourself one day being Weenie of the Week. It's a seven-day title. The next week, you could be Queenie of the Week. It's yet to happen, but it's entirely possible. Now, Jacqueline, would you like to start us off with your Queenie of the Week?

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My queenie, literally on my list, it says the women taking up space.

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No, and even despite all the hate, did you see Gayle talking to a media interviewer about the hate? They're not taking this lying down.

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And I feel as though it's blown out of proportion. And I was the first person to start hating. I can't stress that enough.

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Yeah, everyone's taking it too far, especially Wendy's.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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She said it before it was popular. So, like, it was something people were thinking. And then she said it, which is what made it okay. But then when, like, Olivia Wilde, Emily Ratajkowski, Jessica Chastain, like, you know what? You're supposed to be, you're, like, branding yourselves always feminist, feminine.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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And so for you to jump on, like, a woman hate train for something harmless, like, you're the problem.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I feel like if you're at a place where you're just constantly bringing up the price of eggs in your argument, the argument's thin.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Agreed. Now, weenie of the week. I have a weenie.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Oh, of course. No, no. If we are talking about the price of stuff, there's of course a price of eggs.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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It's an important conversation piece.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Oh, yeah. No, I never have white eggs.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I would seem sympathetic to like the egg epidemic, but I just want to say I hate eggs. So like it really hasn't affected me a lot.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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If they ever like raised the price and there was like a whole epidemic of like chicken fingers, I would be in trouble.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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oh my God, my house would be in shambles. But until that day comes, I'm chilling.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Of course, you make your egg bites, omelets. It's just not a problem for me.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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And my husband loves omelets, but he low-key loves to use Bob Evans, like the eggs in a carton.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Yes, exactly. There's a lot of really lowbrow, tacky things about us. And I wouldn't have it any other way. Now, weenie of the week. I am going to say mine, but I do want to give an honorable mention. I almost chose Jeff Bezos. Like him jumping to the pod and falling is actually the definition of weenie.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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They could have a media moment.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Yeah, and then he fell right before that. So like the whole five minute thing, I need to give an honorable mention.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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When I think of the definition of weenie, it's like twisting your ankle and falling in a ditch. Like, honorable mention. But my weenie, and I had her on my mind this entire week and nobody out weenied her. Like it really was Garcelle. And then as of this morning, she's like still making news. She's unfollowed everyone except for Jennifer Tilly and Kathy Hilton who are both like, you know. Sutton?

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Oh, cruel? I thought you were going to say he's being, like, the opposite. I'm usually, like, tough love, and he, like, needs a little bit more coddling. But maybe he knows that, like, that's what I need because he's, like, he's letting me feel my feels, but he's just delivering straight facts.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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She unfollowed Sutton. And the only thing I actually agree with Garcelle on is a gripe she potentially has with Sutton. I think towards the other women, she's being unreasonable, right? Like, you've never had a real friendship with them. Like, why would they give you any grace? But Sutton, like, jumping ship. Like, she's so valid for being mad.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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But her whole behavior at the reunion, like, walking off and saying, I'm really upset right now. Like, nobody cared. Like, weenie.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I agree. And I think that, like, that was definitely a shift for us, that tweet.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Say something. You know what I mean? Stand for something.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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It's real housewives behavior. Like, I love you, I hate you.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I don't know what our week would have been if it not had been for the Blue Origin thing.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Right, right. And Ben has started using that phrase that you taught him. Like when we're having, when I'm having any sort of issue, not pregnancy, just like if I'm mad about something, he says, well, do you want to hear like comfort or do you want to hear solutions?

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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And at first I really liked it. I've forgotten that statement. I should use that in my own life. Yeah, because sometimes you just want to be upset. And someone coming in being like, well, if we carry the one, shut up. Yeah, yeah. You just want to commiserate. Yeah. So him saying, OK, by the way, do you want me to just be with you? Or do you want to come up with a solution?

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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And at first I was really appreciative of him understanding what I needed and when and asking. But now I find the question a little derogatory. It's starting to bother me.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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It's a really good question to ask. It's mostly like from a man to a woman. Cause like sometimes a woman just wants to be mad.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Right. And sometimes you just want to be mad.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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But also sometimes then like finding a solve really does make you feel better. Sometimes it doesn't.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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So has Ben. So is Ben. I find it annoying when I'm just trying to be mad.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Maybe you should get married to Ben.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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It's, by the way, understatement of the century. They both need us.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I don't even think you're going to have fun.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Yeah, to compliment one another. Okay, is this a dating and relationships podcast?

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Yeah, of course. Because then it gets so frustrating when a person doesn't see something your way.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

552.387

What is your love language? Let me guess. What are the love languages? Like gifts? Oh, definitely gifts. But no, I feel like acts of service. Yeah. So is mine. And when I say love language, that means like how I receive love, right?

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

568.363

Yes, yes. And I would say Ben's is... Like all of them. He's kind of annoying like that. He wants physical touch. He wants words of affirmation. He wants gifts. He wants acts of service. But he knows better than to ask for acts of service. I'm sorry.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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That's a fair act. Domesticity.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Whether you're building your own registry or helping a friend get the best stuff, BabyList is a game changer. Hey Jax, how you doing?

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

637.156

um it's friday which is such a cause to celebrate it's a beautiful day it's gonna be a gorgeous weekend in new york and we're going to the golf course like you know ben's there now like i can't um but it's really so gorgeous so i will go with him right right jackie keeps texting me like questions to ask ben about golf like from full swing about certain players because like all of them really you get like a really quick good sense of their personality and like

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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One thousand percent. You don't have enough followers.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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A whole new world. I'm so happy for you. And speaking of weenies, it is Friday. Have you prepared a queenie and weenie for everyone?

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Yeah, how do you feel about your, like, family participating in non-Jewish, but, like, sort of cultural? Like, an Easter egg hunt is so fun. Like, why should the kids be left out?

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

76.88

Yeah, so kind of a big day. I've never brought Romeo to work. Romeo, obviously, is following in his big brother's footsteps. Theo used to come to work with me all the time. He was kind of a core tenant of the first three years of the show. He would sit with you, he would sit with me. And it's some of my most fond memories.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Not like scripture. Yeah, you're fine.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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And Easter's the day that Jesus rose, is that correct?

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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After dying on Christmas? Good fighting. Oh, no, he was born on Christmas.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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It is? Yeah. I feel like Good Friday was last Friday.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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It is. It is. She's right. She's right. So that's a really big day.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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And let this be a reminder to anyone who is either participating or not participating. It is not culturally acceptable to make your caption on Sunday, she has risen. Take it from me. I had to learn the hard way. I had this really cute picture of myself at an Easter party. And I happened to be sitting up on this thing. So I was like, oh, she has risen. And I got my ass handed to me.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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And I never did it again. Some lessons need to be learned the hard way.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Yeah, and I'm definitely sorry about that time five years ago that I made it the caption. This wasn't me bringing that back up again so I could get more hate.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I think it's like a classic social media trope that people fall into.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Forget the haters because somebody loves you.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Oh, they're huge. Oh, my God.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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No, no. It's going to be nice out, so I plan to hopefully, like, go for a walk or two.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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And I think partial laziness, me not bringing him, I have to totally own that.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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We'll see. And that's pretty much it for me. On the plans frontier.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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No, but I have been sort of calculating with Ben, like our last, I've been like doing a countdown. I'm like, it's only X amount of weekends together, just us. Like we should make them special.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Oh my God, totally. I only have four good summers left, which is so true, by the way.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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No, I know. So I was saying to Ben, like we need to make them really special. Meanwhile, he has like plans without me, so.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I couldn't tell you if I tried. It's not at our club.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Yeah, he always invites me, by the way, which is very nice. He's like, come, you can ride in the cart, you can go have lunch, you can go... If it's in the summer, he's like, you can lay by the pool. And it's very sweet, but I would feel like a huge fucking loser. What if you brought a friend?

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

961.387

But Ben... So when he golfs at our club, like, yeah, I can come. And like, I don't need Ben for that. I can go whenever I want. If he's golfing at someone else's club and it's like a group of four guys, like, what am I doing there?

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Right. So this is the first time. And I came so prepared. I bought a brand new Minky Couture blanket. It's sitting right there. I brought a dog bed from home. I brought a bone. And I brought his collar that vibrates when he barks because he does have a little bit of a barking issue. And I didn't want him barking on the show. Meanwhile, I could have brought nothing. He's been a perfect angel.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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So then Ben is bringing two guests when he's a guest at someone else's club. Like, that's just not done.

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Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1022.88

Oh, update on our theme song competition. It is still in full swing. And as of this morning, you know, um, The Supreme Court has decided to uphold the TikTok ban. So Sunday is still the deadline for the theme song competition. Jackie and I are looking all across the nation for a new theme song. Well, not a new, our first theme song for this podcast right here.

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Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1041.981

You can submit on Instagram reels or on TikTok using the hashtag toast theme song. Try and stand out, you know, play an instrument, do what you want. And we're looking for like a 30 to 60 second jingle. Not too long, not too short.

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Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1082.858

Yeah, Saturday Night School. But the competition is not over if you have not submitted yet. We really encourage you to. This has been so much fun. Oh, also the winner wins $5,000. That's like a huge part. And a contract with Toast Studios. So that's just huge. That's kind of worth more than the $5,000. And we're really excited. So hashtag Toast theme song.

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Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1097.926

I've been loving watching everybody's competition. And yeah, this has kind of been like one of the best weeks of my life because of it.

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Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

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There has been another one that I was singing in my head all day yesterday, which is kind of like the benchmark of a good theme song. So I'm feeling really torn, but I'm also still open. I can't stress enough that the competition is still open.

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Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1152.122

It's so complex. A lot of people don't understand how hard we work personally on this. It's kind of like American Idol. Like everybody has, cause there are certain videos on TikTok that have gone viral. One of them is like a quarter of a million views, but like, and that's great. That doesn't equal winner. It's.

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Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1210.023

More songs, like just more songs. I mean, I think like, If none of them work out, we could always do, what if he's written mimal on my upper thymal? That's always an option, of course. That's guilty as sin, I just learned.

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Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1228.653

And I'll never stop singing my pargy song. We have options, of course. If we took the time, we could have done this ourselves. Yeah, but who wants to do that when you could host a competition?

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Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

124.559

And mine was also in the right place. And I see how I made this error, but when I was like giving my actual diatribe, that's so me, by the way, whenever I have to initiate a correction, it's never like an offhand remark. It's something I spoke about for 15 minutes.

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Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1244.595

Oh, actually, no. I think you're so Paula. Like you think everything is so good. Like I'll send it to you and you'd be like, oh my God, I love it. I'm like, really? Like you are definitely the Simon. You might be Randy. Who was more lenient, Randy or Paula? Like Paula had empathy that neither of the other two had, but Randy had a low bar for talent. Like-

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Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1286.73

Yeah. Yeah. So crazy. So crazy. That was such an interesting, because now it's like they look for the biggest and baddest star to put in one of those chairs. But like those were three unknown. Now, of course, Paula Abdul isn't unknown, but for the audience that was watching, I had no idea who Paula Abdul was. No, me neither. So it was for young people.

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Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1306.281

And like, we knew this was like an older, successful pop star. She was like known for her dancing, but I had zero, I'd never heard a Paula Abdul song in my life. So the fact that they became so known is actually so crazy. Yeah. Yeah. And then they tried with X Factor. They tried to make like L.A. Reid, the Randy Jackson. He did a good job, but X Factor wasn't appreciated in its own time.

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Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1329.816

What can you do? Where were you when you first heard Carly Rosson and Claire?

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Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1343.058

We have Queenie and Weenie this week. Do you have yours? I do. I wrote them down. I actually had a hard time. I think it was because this week felt so long that I think on Monday I wrote down somebody that I just wanted to put into contention for my Queenie. And now it just feels so irrelevant. It just feels like last week. No, I know. Because it's been so long.

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Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1361.897

Also, the good news is that next week is a short one. Oh, yeah. Thank you so much for reminding. We're embarking on a three-day weekend. You guys know we respect a hell of a lot of federal holidays, and I would never disrespect my King Martin Luther, and that's on Monday. So MLK Day. Literal King. Literal King. MLK Day, there is no toast. That's Monday, so just prepare yourselves.

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Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

137.426

The story about the Severance TV show that... we did yesterday about like their big marketing campaign. I was talking about my experience with the show. Spoiler alert, I've actually never seen Severance. What I thought was Severance was actually a show called Industry. And I could see how you could be confused about that. Look up the posters. They're the same fucking show.

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Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1379.544

I think that's a federal holiday that's widely respected. Like, certain holidays have become, like, everybody goes to work on Columbus Day, and people are like, oh, really? You have off for Arbor Day? Yeah, I do. So not all of them are as... respected, but I feel like everybody's off on Monday.

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Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1436.443

okay so i'm actually not gonna say what i was gonna like now i feel really even more well okay let me say like just something else and then you could say it yeah um don't forget new redheads book is the wedding people it's gonna be an amazing episode with fun with friends and family so i feel like i actually haven't given my official thoughts on the tiktok ban like i've been updating everybody on it and like how does turdy feel and i obviously love tiktok i'm kind of the tiktok correspondent for my generation um

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Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1473.297

But I've gotten to such a good place in my TikTok. I pop up on TikTok at least once a day. I'm in such a good place, my engagement's crushing it. I'm getting so many brand deals. I'm gonna miss that. I'm gonna miss the attention. But I actually know that I will be better off because of it. I have a very complicated relationship with the app.

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Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1491.329

I love it so much, I rot for hours and I know that it's bad for me. And it's like, I've got to enter this phase of my life where I need to be present. And so I know they're not doing this for me, but in its own way, it feels like it's being done for me. I'm actually looking forward to the person I become without this kind of addiction in my life.

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Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1531.056

Trips to the king. Me and Ben were talking about China yesterday, obviously. What else do two people talk about? And he was asking, why? Okay, so China's stealing our data and spying on us, for sure. Why is that bad? And I was like, oh, well, I love to cite the 60-minute segment I once watched that actually really colored a lot of my opinions on TikTok and how they really do use it as a weapon.

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Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1549.502

They use TikTok, this amazing algorithm. in China to like further the education of minors and teach kids to, you know, valuable lessons in math and STEM. And then they use that same sort of algorithm to target Americans. So I keep them fat, fat, lazy, and mentally ill. Like, yeah. And they use it like to, they convince people like on TikTok that you have mental illnesses that you don't have.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

156.423

They both take place like in the workplace. And I apologize, I've actually never seen Now I kind of want to, it sounds like something I might be interested in. I had watched Industry on HBO Max. I apologize, that whole thing statement, I made everybody just undo control Z. I heard Severance is a great show.

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Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1568.629

Like it's actually the 60 minutes segment. If you just Google it, it was actually really powerful. Like, cause at first I was like, who gives a fuck? So I was telling Ben that he's like, no, no, that I know. But like the actual data, like, okay. So they have our data. Now what?

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1610.467

Okay, then also, then explain this to me, because everybody, like, and you just said, like, you think it's coming back, for sure, even though the Supreme Court has upheld, like, the legality of banning it. They say, like, no, no, no, the law, there's nothing stopping the law from stopping this ban. Like, it's legit. They just said that this morning.

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Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1624.501

So, obviously, today's the last, like, working day of Biden's presidency, so now it's up to Trump. But, like, Trump's thing is he hates China. Like, so why...

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Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1646.92

Yeah, but the thing I said earlier in the week is true. It can't be inextricable. It can't be unlinked from the Byte company, which is based in China. They're data centers, right? Even if you buy the company, in order for the company to still exist separately, it has to be linked.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1678.85

And then Ben also had an interesting point. He was like, you know what? And Ben doesn't like come at this with any sort of agenda. He's just like a curious person, which I like. It was like, but you know what? Like if anybody started an app eight years ago and was able to sell it today, it's worth $400 billion. That's like the market value.

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Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1693.848

The fact that they don't wanna sell it, that gives nefarious vibes. Because the whole point of starting a tech company is to sell it and make money. And you've successfully built the biggest one in the shortest amount of time. And now we're like, the government is begging you to sell it, begging. And you won't? Why? Because money maybe wasn't your goal.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1709.389

spying on 13 year olds whose dads work in government or moms.

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Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1720.712

Like we are into American life. We are so interesting. Like if I was living in China and I worked for intelligence, I would want to know what was going on here too. Like we are the most fabulous people. We are so complex and we are of course not perfect, but like if I could spy on any country, like of course I would want to be this one. We are sick. We're gorgeous. God bless America. Like,

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1737.777

I get it. I get the intrigue, their obsession. Like, I get it.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1742.039

Think about all the people who live here. First of all, us. Like, who's more interesting than us?

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1748.622

If I was a Chinese spy, I would say I want them first.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1757.086

We are high threat. We're extremely influential.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

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Yeah. Well, they can hear your end of the call, not mine. So true. How do you feel actually? And I feel like you haven't been annoying about this at all. As somebody who has resisted TikTok for these reasons, there have been like from day one, like weird concerns about China at first. It was like a conspiracy theory.

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Now it's like at the Supreme Court and you have sort of stuck to your guns and we all made fun of you and it has made your life difficult and honestly difficult for the people around you to download and sending. And you not only like, do you feel vindicated?

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Show called Severance. Streaming on Apple TV. I have a very complicated relationship with Apple TV subscription. Like I refuse, I let a lot of my subscriptions stay dormant. Like I'm never gonna cancel anything. Netflix, Hulu, Max. Even if I'm not watching them so frequently, that's baked into my monthly expenses.

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Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

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It's so true. But by the way, I think what you said is super, like we can all like talk about China. Like what the fuck do we know? I actually think like the mental health implications for an app that is so targeted towards young people, like that's the benefit of it getting banned. Like obviously the national security, which is like a little high level for me.

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I'm not going to pretend to understand it, but like I won't be, if I had like a teenager right now, I would be thrilled.

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They're also like embedded so much in culture that like, I don't think of Instagram as addictive. I think of it as like work and I can like, I can put it down.

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It's like too big to monitor even. Yeah.

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How do you feel about preceding with the remaining ads. Like, are we gonna dive into the Fast Five Stories ads? So we have one more ad break?

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I'm not gonna do it after story number two, because now you've just sort of spoiled it for people, but you guys just stay tuned. You never know when they'll hit you.

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But there are certain ones, if I'm not using it, like with Ted Lasso, I would sign up for Apple TV. The second I was done with Ted Lasso, we're canceling Apple TV. Same goes for Peacock. I'm not attached to Peacock. I'll sign up to watch something and then I will cancel. Same with Paramount Plus. Some of them haven't really adapted to my monthly expenses.

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Welcome back to the toast and happy fucking Friday. Like my God, thank you Jesus and all the Lords of all people for bringing us to this moment.

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Like the sheer fact that this like Real Housewives level of drama is in a lawsuit is so embarrassing to me, honestly. And people are just gooped and gagged by this. The screenshots going around make Blake look out to be like such a loser and such a mean girl. And I don't think that's really ever been up for debate.

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Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

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Like the crazy thing to me is like he filed this 200 page lawsuit, $400 million, and not one of it disputes the original claims that he sexually harassed people on this set. They had to take a break and come up with deal terms. And what, so Blake Lively's a bitch? What does one have to do with the other?

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Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

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Like his entire lawsuit, yes, this makes her look really bad, which has been like the theme the whole time. She's a mean girl. Her texts are so fucking cringe. Like my dragons, my Khaleesi, like cringe. Okay, but you know what else is cringe? Sexually harassing your female co-stars. Like I don't see what one has to do with the other.

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No, I actually cringe. There's a chill down my spine. smiling emoji you will too I can promise you and like great let's say Justin Baldoni is telling the truth everything in his 179 page lawsuit is completely factual okay Blake Lively and her fancy husband and her fancy friend Taylor Swift like wanted to take over the project.

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Not a crime, definitely like a bad personality trait, but nowhere in there does he dispute any of the things that were alleged about him, you know, making her add more nudity scenes, being weird about the intimacy coordinator, showing nude images to female co-stars. I really, I don't understand how this has what to do.

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This is, I think, another strategy in what was originally, oh, and by the way, there is no disputing that he hired people to do astroturfing. Like, so all the things that were in Blake's original complaint, like, to me, have not been disputed at all. If anything, like, he's giving us evidence as to why he was mad at her and did that in the first place.

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She told on him to sag about his inappropriate behavior, and then she... Wait, oh my God, it's crazy how your brain like just turns off. Like he's mad at her because, and did all that because, oh yeah, he told on her to sag and she was like a pain in the ass on set.

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no one was ever team Blake. Like she never put together any sort of strategy when the movie was coming out. It was all making her look bad. So he's like, I was on the defensive. From what? We never thought anything other than you were the good guy and she was the bad guy.

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He sounds like a conspiracy theorist. He sounds a little crazy. Because all I've gotten from everything, his original complaint and now this lawsuit, is that Blake was mean and her fancy friends Hugh Jackman and Taylor Swift made me feminists feel bad. And by the way, I-

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I can completely see a world in which Blake Lively, who's the most beautiful woman in the world, married to one of the most handsome, best friends of Taylor Swift. She's definitely a bitch. She's not even an amazing actress, so I could see her coming on being like, I wanna do X, Y, and Z. It's like, girl, just do your job. You're not even gonna, I can see all that.

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None of that literally means anything to me. When there is proof and pretty much confirmation of that list of 30 things that he was acting inappropriately on set, harassing people sexually, Why is that equal to being mean? It's not. These like, these are two separate claims.

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Taylor Swift definitely read this book on her own because we know she likes to read and this is a very popular big book, especially for women. And I could see her really getting so excited that her friend was playing Lily and wanting to get involved. And I think it's a really unique strategy because Justin, I think, is motivated a lot by... public opinion.

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Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

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Like, of course he wants to win, but I think he cares a lot about what people think of him. And including Taylor Swift in your lawsuit, it's kind of a risky move. She's universally beloved. And I think people have like made like sort of an exception for Blake. They're like, yeah, she's Taylor's best friend. Like she sucks.

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Cause everybody's now like off of team Blake, but now it's like, well, Taylor's a part of it. So where do you land? I think it's going to be really interesting to see if that hurts him or helps him.

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Because, and I know everybody's like, just Claudia, you're not going to be ever team Justin. And I'm not. But like, this is somebody who, in my opinion now, has been really accused with a lot of proof of sexually harassing female co-stars. None of the female co-stars wanted to be around him. They did not feel comfortable.

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You have one show. To be clear, like a lot of the networks that have streaming platforms like also have

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So much so that at a work event, the premiere, you had to be sequestered like a prisoner in the basement. Like, that's what they do with... people who are dangerous, you are a threat. You're not being kept, they're being kept from you. Everybody was fine to walk together and be together upstairs. You were the outlier because you are a threat and you sexually harass these people.

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I felt like when he released those pictures, I was like, you're literally admitting that you had to be kept separate like a violent criminal.

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It's his big night. He worked so hard. Like, people are seriously not okay. Just about Doty's not going to fuck you if you write a nice tweet about him. Like, people are like, it's so upsetting. Like, this was his big night. He worked so hard.

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At this point, I feel like people have chosen their sides, right? Like at first people were really easily swayed. Like, oh, one lawsuit, I'm here. One lawsuit, I'm there. And now like the dust has settled and people have decided what team they're on. I can safely say I've never really switched from disliking Justin Baldoni.

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And like, I don't think, no amount of pages in a lawsuit is gonna change people's minds now.

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It was California. Sorry. Yes, it was. Cause they filmed in California. And it's like, as if the people of California haven't been through enough. Now they have to sit on a jury going through this mindless Real Housewives drama. Like the receipts, like literally it's like Monique and her binder. Like it's so mind numbing.

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Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

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No, by the way, I've seen enough. Please, never give this woman my number. Like, she sounds dreadful. She sounds absolutely dreadful. Me and my dragons, like, yikes. I'm Khaleesi. It's butt clenching. Like, it's so cringe.

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Yeah. It's nice to see people from like country music, um, getting involved because they all like did a benefit for North Carolina. And there was like no pop people who were offering their time. Like it was like Keith Urban, John Mayer. I mean, not John Mayer, um, Luke Holmes, Eric Church. So like Jelly Roll showing up, representing the community. We love to see, um,

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Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

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This just reminded me of, oh, I wanted to talk about Jelly Roll because I wanted to talk about, actually, I have to thank your husband for this. When me, you, and our husbands went on a double date to Yard House, the greatest restaurant in all of America, he was driving and he put on music and he put on the F1 Trillion album, Post Malone's Country.

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And I had listened to, I actually hadn't listened to the album in full. I knew- I like selectively chose the ones that were popular, like the Morgan Wallen collab and the Blake Shelton collab. Then of course I had to listen to my boy Luke, but I had to listen to the album in full. And I was just like, it was like a 20 minute drive there and back. So we listened to like most of the album.

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I was like, damn, this is so good. And I've been listening to it every single morning. It is so underrated, like by me, obviously, but the culture let me.

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Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

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rate it under like it wasn't shoved in my face it should have been every collab is better than the next the lou combs one is so good the laney wilson one is so good the earnest one that ain't the devil i know it's so good and honestly the jelly roll one and i have not like been moved by jelly rolls music i think a lot of people like are immediately drawn to it he definitely like has like a cult like fandom and it just sort of like passed over me let's hear it for the lou

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No, Jackie, you had to have. No, Prime signed me up. Because it used to be like, when we were all just using Amazon to order stuff in high school, it used to be that you could get it or you could get it in two days with Amazon Prime. And if you were ordering enough, it really justified it. It wasn't a crazy price. And I've never- What's the price? I don't wanna know.

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It's so good. It's made a jelly roll fan out of me. Like this album, I can't believe I like lived, I lived with it for months and did nothing about it. Like it's so good.

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There was also one song I did not like. I can't remember it. Why focus on the negative? I just wanted to say I apologize to Malone and the entire Maloners. That was wrong of me to sit on it. It's actually amazing. It's one of the best country albums this year. Like he should be nominated for Grammy of the Year album, country album of the year. I'm down. Like it's really parge.

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I'm sorry it took me so long to get here. Inappropriate.

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Cause it's such, to me, like there are 30,000 things I would cancel before I would ever cancel my Amazon Prime. Like I rely on it to live.

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I know that Prime video has recently like done its thing because I like have Prime video, I guess. But now the Prime video that I have has ads. So like they've obviously up to, there's like a tier. And I actually don't use Prime video that much. So I'm not gonna pay for it. But when I was watching- Stop with the tiers.

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Within the same 24-hour cycle as your breakup post.

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And also you don't post your breakup post with a geotag location and you don't tag your ex in it. And you don't use a photo that's like literally not representative of your relationship at all. Oh, and then have like a really weird confusing caption about God. Not that there's anything confusing about God, but like it was definitely like a unique route to take strategically.

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I love what you're doing with the pen. So if you're broke, oh. You look like seriously a teacher, I love it.

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Well, there's a lot to follow here.

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Do you think Kirkland or Kirkconnell?

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Yeah, now I think I say Rachel Kirkconnell.

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Guys, she was so blindsided. And I think at first people took it as like she was blindsided by the breakup. But if you really think about the context of their relationship, it would make more sense that actually she broke up with him. Because the way it was going for him, he didn't have to propose. Everything's good. I got my girl. We're making content. But a woman is more sensitive to timelines.

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Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

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And I think maybe she finally... realized like the lack of potential and the lack of a future to really ever get married. And she had made the really tough decision to break up with him. And then he in retaliation, like decided to block.

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Yeah, there are certain- streaming services that have like tiers, like even the highest tier still has ads, like girl.

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Cause even if you have like a contentious breakup as a public, as public figures, like you sort of align on how to announce just to like minimize any sort of drive to minimize this, but he goes rogue and shares his,

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Yeah. I am choosing to think that she broke up with him. I don't know why he would have broken up with her. Like he was, they were in a really happy, I think relationship. And a man who's like not being pressured after four years.

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Like, and then I think like, cause also like the subtext of a lot of their videos, whenever being asked, or even they went on a podcast talking about it, it was like always jokey. Like, oh, Rachel wants me to like, excuse me. So I could see her sort of reaching her limit there and breaking up with him and in retaliation,

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him posting this thing, like a sort of a vindictive thing to do because the Zach Bryant of it all to break up with someone and then also like take control of the public, like that's so mean. And we now know he was like an emotionally abusive person. I don't think Matt James is like that. I think he was like a selfish boyfriend, but I don't think he's like an evil person.

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So to do both, to break up with someone and then also take control of the public, that's a really mean thing to do. But I could see him being hurt and angry and wanting to retaliate and being like, well, I'm gonna post it on Instagram first.

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Yeah, it's a mess. It's a mess. And I actually, not a resolution, but at the beginning of the year, because I pay my taxes at the end of the year. So in December of last year, I paid my taxes. And of course, then I always want to start out after that, like being a little bit more fiscally responsible. So one of my goals was to get all my subscriptions in order.

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I completely agree. So I took her liking that comment as her being blindsided simply by the announcement, not by the breakup. And let me tell you, homegirl is active on social media. She liked one of my TikToks this morning. Oh, and not to make everything about me, but me and Ben, Ben thought it was so weird too. And like Ben is friends with Matt.

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So like we were like, Matt unfollowed both me and Ben. We don't know when, but I was like, maybe like he's obviously going through something because he's obviously being crazy. He unfollowed Ben and I. I don't know if it was like this week, but I haven't checked ever. Definitely not this week. So it could have been like a year ago and I wouldn't know, but like, excuse me. Now you're mad.

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But maybe, because I know Rachel, I think is like an OG toaster. Maybe like Ben and I remind him of Rachel. Not me like literally making this breakup about me.

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Yeah, I think so too. But I wanted to center myself and just let everyone know like he unfollowed me. Who unfollows people these days? He's in a bad place.

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I just don't fuck with you. Yeah. So I would love to know what I did to Matt James. But that's actually something. You hurt him. That's something funny with the new TikTok thing. like ban is in the last couple of days, like I have unfollowed people. Like I'm not gonna spend my last days engaging with people I don't fuck with. Like now it's like, who cares?

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But in general, I agree with your unfollowing philosophy, but on TikTok, right now it's like the wild west. Everybody's just like- You gotta live like you're dying. Exactly. And I've actually started to block people who like, I don't know at all, but whose faces bother me, you know?

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It's so extreme, like to block someone, but like, it's not, I, I'm not blocking because I hate you. I just like your face and your content are terrible. And like, I don't want to see it anymore.

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I don't relate to that because my relationship with resolutions is like I don't do them and on the one or two years I have actually done them it was such an important resolution like the vaping or when I decided to change my whole life philosophy saying yes to life like those are the two resolutions I've ever even tried I've never been a person on January 1st who like goes to the gym like so I don't participate in resolution culture.

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Like I just know, sometimes I see a charge for like a dollar for like a VPN I used once. And that was like a year ago. So that's $12. Like, yeah. So I really want to get my subscriptions in order. That's a goal of mine, not a resolution, but a goal.

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Yes, yes, they're really catering to like your likes, not your dislikes.

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I still feel like it was the weirdest thing on the planet, but after the hours went by where no correction was made, I was like, oh, no, this is real. So then I had to start, like, analyzing the situation with no longer with that disbelief, you know?

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And that just proves how strange the announcement was because when couples announced that they get. Nobody thought Jessica Alba was pranking us. Divorce on a dare. Like the theories that came out of this are like, no, they're actually announcing an engagement. This is a clue. Like the theories on TikTok because if it was a normal announcement, people would have just started processing it.

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But the fact that there was such disbelief, myself included, and it caused people to like actually conspiracy theorize just proves how weird it was.

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But it ended up being true. That's the weirdest. That to me, that's what I'm shocked at. Like it was real. I'm excited to hear from Rachel. Oh, big time. Take your time. The toast welcomes you with open arms, open invitation. And maybe you can tell me why Matt unfollowed us.

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I'm so glad you brought up Cameron Diaz because I walked past a billboard for her movie.

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Not only that, like she doesn't fart without the toast, like making it headline news. We are obsessed with her. And every time she comes out of retirement to do a movie, it's for a purpose. And it's like, she did it work. And then she made the other woman. And like, we understood why she took, you know, that month. That's a story that needs to be told. The...

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trailer for this movie looks so unbelievably stupid I have to imagine she's getting paid 20 million dollars like because she has a perfect record when it comes to films like what the hell is this dumb action movie on Netflix with who Jamie Foxx right well they she loves working with Jamie she does she does she does they've been in two movies prior together she so this is what she said about her return to Hollywood and if you know she's gonna do if is this it for her right she said

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Such a healthy outlook. She's in such a privileged position. Like she doesn't have to work. She has that, you know, Shrek money, a hundred mil on the bank. She gets to work on her passion projects, her Aveline wine. But, And I love when she does decide to step out and do work again. I just really don't understand this one.

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Yes, Annie was 2014. I'll never forget where I was. Nobody was more impacted by the Jamie Foxx Annie reboot, Quvenzhané Wallace, than Jackie Oshry.

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Right, right, right. She has a YouTube channel.

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Okay. That's actually a really interesting spin on it. I only saw it once and I remember being like, oh, it's good. And now I just like talk about it. Cause like we always talk about it, but I actually don't know. And maybe I'm due for a rewatch.

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It's so organic. It's so organic.

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And so the fact that Cameron Diaz loves Jamie Foxx so much makes this whole thing better. But let me just say, the movie looks really stupid. And I feel like... annoyed that like Cameron Diaz is like this perfect track record and really like a flawless resume. Tell me one bad movie she's made.

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That's a good, that's a hot take. So I do think that- But like something about Mary, the sweetest thing, like everything.

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Okay. That's a really good point. I like that.

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I heard they're turning it into like a series or something without her.

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While I agree. She made a bad movie. The culture actually loves that movie.

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But have you seen Jason Segel on the Today Show? Like his last appearance, which was like he knew the last time he was gonna see Hoda. He like said something like literally so nice. Everybody was saying nice things to Hoda, but like his was so genuine. He got like a little teary eyed and just was like talking about how like she's just such a wonderful person.

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I feel like it was a real insight into like the mensch that he is. Please, if you have a story about Jason Segel, I don't want to hear it. I'm choosing to believe that he's a mensch. Actually, I almost brought a tear to my eye. It was just like a random moment, but I feel like it was really indicative of the type of person he is. It was very genuine and very sweet. Are you going to tell us?

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What do you mean? What did he say? I don't know. It was like something, whatever. The way he said it was like so... Everybody said, you have been amazing. This building's not the same without you. And it's all really nice, but... He has this sort of courteousness, courtesy, excuse me, about him that it's, it was just so, it was so raw. It was so real.

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Everybody was just like saying these rehearsed things like that they felt like they had to say to Hoda, you know?

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Definitely not. Like, It wasn't that bad.

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No, but like it did well. Yeah. It wasn't like an embarrassing public flop.

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For sure. Get your book. Get your book, girl.

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Get that pen. You know what they say about the pen? Mightier than the sword. Whoever wrote that, like, never heard of Hamas, you know?

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Good luck using your pen. I know.

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Was that the fifth story or the fourth?

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Yeah, this is like a really dark part when you think of Caitlyn. There's so much from the Caitlyn lore, but we really think of it through the context, through the lens of the Kardashians. Her prior life with all those kids was actually extremely dark.

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Elliot Page's original name. And we got accused of being like transphobic. We literally referenced an article and we put the link to the article in our description, which we do for every article that we reference. And we were accused of dead naming and being transphobic. Like, excuse me?

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No, it was so like, seriously, that was one of the craziest backlashes we ever got. Like we all, Jackie, you didn't even say it. We just, they didn't like that we referenced it in the description. Yeah, I said blank page has become Elliot Page.

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All such a say. Caitlyn is very understanding and very lax.

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I like that you knew what I was talking about. That was a kind of a golden age of television. Like we didn't appreciate it at the time, but now like the Hollywood significance of the Jenners, both Brody and Kendall and then the Kardashians. And then it's so, it runs so deep. That was so crazy. That was such good TV.

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I loved that. And you wouldn't have, we didn't know at the time, like how dark the past was between

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Caitlyn and the original the OG kids like let's let's talk about Casey Jenner the first the before Linda before Caitlyn married and had Brody and Brandon Jenner he excuse me she had a wife before that because it's all in Caitlyn's that Diane Sawyer thing yeah and I was like wait who's Casey Jenner there is an older daughter uh I don't know where she is but Hopefully they've also made amends.

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Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

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Those were the past five stories. And before we wrap up for the week before the long weekend. Jackie and I are gonna do Queenie and Weenie of the Week. One of our favorite things to do here every Friday, a great way to wrap up the week is to sort of look back and reflect and give out two awards, Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week. They're pretty self-explanatory.

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Who is somebody who acted like a Queenie this week and who is somebody that acted like a Weenie this week? This is a reminder, it's a seven-day title. It's not that serious. Like, it's supposed to be fun.

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And they also went through it. So I feel like every time they reemerge, they get even more vindicated from like their Hills villain. Cause most people who like love Spencer now, like weren't even socially conscious with the Hills, but like they were like the most hated couple in America and they were making a lot of money and they were really famous, but like that was hard.

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So I feel like they constantly get re vindicated, especially like back to the beach. I feel like everybody was just rewatching the hills, the hills of the city and all those shows. And like, you were rewatching it now as adults. It's like, they literally did nothing wrong. And by the way, the proof is in the pudding. They are still married.

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Yeah, I decided to make him my Queenie of the Week for all those reasons that you stated, but also because like the way he's chosen to build back his life while never taking, like never, he's really, I know it's like funny because like he's the one posting all this content, but it's all about Heidi.

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Like he is propping up the woman in his life and he's just like doing what a man should do to, you know, make money, build a life. And like, I'm sure on top of that, the emotional like damage of losing her. Like I can't even imagine. So they're doing all of that while dealing with that hard stuff. And I just love the approach he's taken while like centering his wife. Like my wife is a star.

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My wife is hot. My wife is everything. He hasn't been saying like me and Heidi, it's just Heidi's song. Heidi's this, Heidi's music video. Like I just love it. Yeah. Agreed. What are you writing down?

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Oh, my weenie. Oh, also I wanted to give an honorable mention for Queenie of the Week to Tarte. Like they really gave me so much enjoyment this week. I was like watching, I spent so much time making content, reading content, watching content about the Tarte trip. It was fucking funny and I enjoyed every minute of it. So honorable mention.

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But speaking of TikTok, my Queenie of the Week is actually like all the people who are just like sort of mindlessly signing up for Red Note. One, because that's really not the way like social media apps take off. It's you can't force it. So everybody's like red notes, the new TikTok. It's not. And the next TikTok, if there is one, like it will happen very organically.

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So you can't plan for these things. And like the.

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Lemon eight. Lemonada? Lemonade. The last time TikTok got banned, well, not banned, but it was like 30 days, whatever. Everybody signed up for Lemonade. They're like, it's the next big thing. And did it take off? No, you can't predict what the next big thing is gonna be. And like, you're sort of not understanding the threat. Like the Supreme Court doesn't just ban apps for a reason.

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So it's like, yeah, we can think it's stupid or annoying or wrong, but like there's valid reasons. So just to like march into the Chinese army, like red note, sign me up, terms and conditions, here's my data, like- with like almost no care in the world, it's kind of weenie. I will not be signing up for Red Note, don't look for me there.

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You can't predict these things. That's why TikTok was such an anomaly. It was musically and all these kids. And the next thing you know, it's a $400 billion app. Like you can't predict it. So good luck with what's gonna happen to your phone if you have Red Note, but it ain't gonna be me.

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And also unfollowing like two fabulous creators is also weenie like behavior.

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Well, that's what will serve him.

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Oh, that's a good call. Check. Because that's grounds for unfollowing. I made sure she still followed me. I'm like, maybe they both hate me.

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Let's see. Yeah. Don't worry. She still follows because she's a queen. She still follows Matt. Well, that'll be like a big thing when she unfollows him. And she didn't ask for this drama. So she's not prepared.

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Guys, thank you so much for a fabulous week. We're back on Tuesday. Don't forget. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast on Monday morning show. We deliver the fastest stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching us on YouTube, feel free to subscribe and give us a video a thumbs up. We're also available as a podcast and where podcasts can be found.

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So that's Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Video, iHeartRadio, CastBox, all the places where you can listen to podcasts, my notes, or just leave a five-star review about our beautiful, sunny, and wiggly, talented we are.

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that you came from the toast when signing up. That's for a travel, F-O-R-A travel.com slash T-O-A-S-T to let them know that you came from the toast when signing up. I have to say, I feel like a little off kilter, you know, usually. And I want to make it clear. Cause like that did look like it could have been like scripted that whole thing. That was so organic.

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I'm so surprised to see you choose something so trendy. It's everywhere.

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I hate to tell you how to do your job, but I do like when the redheads choose something like on trend. Now, trendy books are always bad. Let's be real. Like anytime you hear about it all over Goodreads, like it's a piece of shit and it's just never good. Having said that, like for, this is a business, the redheads, and it's good for you guys to be on trend.

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Yeah, that's so true. Well, I wish you the best. I really do.

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What's worse than being another statistic?

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I'm excited, too. I meant to tell you, like, something I've been keeping up with is, like, the Today Show guest co-hosts. And some people have come and gone, and I feel like there was, like, no waves made. Let me tell you, all over social media, Kiki Palmer was yesterday, and she just, like, crushed it. There was, like, so many funny moments, sweet moments, earnest moments.

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And she has a new movie coming out that, like, seriously, I've only seen promoted on TikTok. I don't know why this movie's getting no, like, I don't know where the marketing budget. It's starring her and SZA.

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and maude apatow's in it like it's like this trio like girls night type of it looks so funny i'm like i don't know where i can see this movie for some reason the rollout is not giving me faith that it's going to be like mass distributed and of course i don't know what it's called but so she's doing a lot of press and people fucking loved her like i think if she wants the job there has been such positive feedback from kiki and jenna that i actually think the job is hers to turn down

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That's why the job tends to go to women who are a little bit older in the industry. Cause they've done that, you know, they've spent their twenties and thirties like doing the most and trying every opportunity. And then it's nice to have some stability and just go to work every morning at the same place. It's not for everyone. I agree. Like you can't have like a thriving acting comedy.

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She's like really also an influencer, a podcast. You can do all of that while also being like a daytime daily host. But I'm happy to see her getting like the feedback and the respect that she deserves. I'm just not surprised. Yeah. Things that don't surprise me. You know what has kind of confounded me?

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Me and Ben had this 30 minute conversation last night that we actually ended up in a fight because I thought he was giving such bad answers. I have been singing Guilty as Sin by Taylor Swift. It's been stuck in my head. And I keep getting stuck on this lyric that I actually, it could be in Chinese. I do not understand it, okay? You can probably help me.

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And I said to Ben, I'm like, what do you think this means? It had been like bothering me all day. And he gave like such a wrong answer. I'm like, okay, nevermind. Why am I talking?

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Sometimes he's very profound. And I'm like, okay, you know what? Nevermind. Like I asked the wrong person. I should have asked Jackie. So tell me what you think this lyric means. Okay. If long suffering propriety is what they want from me, they don't know how you've haunted me so stunningly. What the fuck does that mean? First of all, I had to Google what propriety means.

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I don't know what propriety means, but I'm gonna use context clues. Okay, what it means is like forcing someone to conform.

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They don't know how you've haunted me so stunningly.

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But then the next lyric, I choose you and me religiously. He's making you suffer. Why do you choose him?

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It is so important that I, at the top of this show, issue two enormous corrections from yesterday's episode. One of them is yours. Okay. Lane Meester was not in Parenthood.

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Yeah, this makes sense. Does it? Because Ben was getting stuck on the word stunningly, like saying that it was about like beauty. I'm like, no.

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Yeah, no, I'm like, no, you're wrong. Like you are wrong. Yeah. No, it's just an adjective. Right. I'm like, but the stunning, I said, Ben, the stunning doesn't refer to a person who refers to the haunting. Like it's a possessive adjective.

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And sometimes, and I feel like this happened a lot in TTPD, like she lyricized like a little too close to the sun. I feel like the older she gets, the less of her lyrics like I actually understand. She's like a little too smart. I find myself having to Google words.

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We've been talking on the toast recently about how like obviously I can't breathe when I do the ads and everybody's like, Jackie, you should do them.

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The thing is, is I'm too much of a control freak and Jackie likes to go over the 90 second. Oh. Right. Thank you. Then you do the ads on Good Guys, right?

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And you know the importance of keeping the time.

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I love that. He loves it. Easy peasy. I also today I'm choosing the stories and reading the stories. So breath work is going to be super important.

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What's for society available nationwide at Target? Yeah.

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Would you say that's one of the most common misconceptions about you? That I can't change jurisdiction? That people think you can change jurisdiction, but you can't. They do.

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What are you, nuts? Ben, what do you want most in this world?

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Okay, that's a good answer.

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I know, I feel the same way.

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So it's like a roundabout way. It's almost like a cheat code.

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If you pretend you don't want it.

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Okay, let's dive into our first story, which is about my girl Taylor Swift. I don't know if you've heard, but human remains have been found near her famous Rhode Island mansion. And it's amid growing fears that there's a New England serial killer. Oh, I like that take, by the way.

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So human remains were discovered down the road from her Rhode Island mansion amid fear said a New England serial killer. I guess like people have been conspiracy theorizing that there's a new serial killer on the loose in that region. And on Wednesday morning, police in Westerly Watch Hill, which is like somewhere we need to go, found reports of possible remains.

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And then when officers arrived to the location, it's point three miles from Swift's home. They located what appeared to be a human leg bone. I just want to say like this has nothing to do with Taylor Swift.

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The article and the headlines are extremely misleading. People are like, this is so scary for Taylor. It's seven minutes from her house. They did a map on page six, which I appreciate.

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Oh, we started watching The Sopranos. And I don't know if I told you guys that. I think I did.

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That's how I felt watching Yellowstone. Yeah. Like how many people they killed, like...

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The city, it's hard to hide bodies in the city.

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I don't think there's a lot of bodies in the Hudson. Like if I was a person trying to get rid of a body, like I would stay away from New York City.

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Yeah, but they don't do that in the Hudson, Ben. They do it in like random rivers and shit.

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The Hudson is like highly trafficked and policed.

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Can I just tell you guys, ever since we started watching The Sopranos, which Ben insists on calling The Sopranos. It is. Ben's been like acting different. I could tell like his little man. I think you're going to start wearing tank tops. No, no.

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i'm not gonna use the other word insane okay that's it's insane that we still call them that the w it's also insane to wear them sorry agreed but i think like you're slow and we've only watched like a season and a half you are slowly morphing into you're just like picking up on random like mannerisms and stuff i'm gonna come home one day and you're gonna be wearing a tank top little things little things little things picked up i love that show so much claudia doesn't love it yet she likes it i'm not like obsessed

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I actually don't think that the characters are anti-Semitic.

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They have that one motel client.

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No, that guy on the horse farm is like their best friend and he's a Jew. Yeah, Hesh is a good boy. Hesh.

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I like how you just did a little whistle. I don't know what that was. Yeah, your teeth whistled.

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That was such a high pitch.

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Okay, back to Taylor Swift. Do you think that Taylor Swift is the New England serial killer? Yes. No one would suspect her.

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It was the one who knocked on her door and gave her the filing. Yes. That's a good theory. You think it's connected to the Blake Lively drama. It is. Well, people are like doing everything they can to blame everything that's wrong in this world on Blake Lively. So maybe Blake Lively's the serial killer. Maybe it's Blake. Love that.

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People are upset, like, how they're, like, fanatical about serial killers. This is, like, exciting for them. It doesn't do it for me.

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Right, like, it's not cool.

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Like, that was my friend. No. You know?

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Yeah. For nothing. We don't know if this was a man or a woman. I just want to say, like, they're using Taylor Swift to get people to care about this story, but in actuality, it has nothing to do with Taylor Swift.

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No, it was like a regular Page Six article.

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And I saw it everywhere.

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Yeah. It's a whole bunch of nothing. Ben, that's the problem with the news.

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media and bureaucracy this is what i'm saying the pay-per-click is destroying media the pay-per-click pay-per-click oh the pay-per-clip pay-per-click we also we have to watch our final two episodes can we talk really quick paul american paul american and about how my healer yiska yes was on the most recent episode paul american is a fantastic show and if you're not watching it um

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He's not what you think he is. He's a healed man. Yes. He's very deep and emotional and healed. I think that's the perfect word.

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Okay, but what did you think of seeing Yiska? Did you see the clip of her?

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No, but I showed you the clip that Beatrice had, you know?

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And what did you make of it? Because you love, when my healer came over, you obviously, you tried to poach my healer.

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Ben was cooking me dinner while she was working on me. And she was impressed. And she had to keep leaving the room so I could like change or whatever. And so, yeah.

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Every time I have like, I'm like, when Ben looks at me, he's like, oh, I'm having bad heartburn. I'm like, you're having heartburn?

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I completely agree. The second I opened the door.

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I knew we were going to love her. And then when I was like, she left the bedroom to let me change. And I heard you guys chatting. I'm like, oh, he's trying to poach my healer.

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Well, but it's all prenatal. She does prenatal massage, prenatal acupuncture. We'll work through it. She's a doula.

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Are you jealous of the healing journey that I've gone on in this last couple of months? No.

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Ben is very much East, West, Central.

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Why am I fake East? You know what? Actually, I have noticed. I meant to bring this up to you. Tell me. So many people, when they get pregnant, they have to quit things that they love, whether it's like alcohol or like...

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turkey for me there really hasn't been because a lot of like i don't miss alcohol and although it did dawn on me yesterday like i'm getting really close to being able to have a cocktail like i don't know what i'm gonna do with myself um but a lot of people struggle with like no sushi no deli meat and none of that stuff like i would eat normally so i haven't had that um where was i going with this story i'm not sure

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Wait, what were we talking about before?

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Oh, but something I actually really have struggled with is the inability to take Advil because I lived a life before this, like run on Advil. I was fueled by Advil. And I've noticed you've taken a lot less Advil too. A part of you're like, you're being obsessed with me and copying everything I do in pregnancy.

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Yeah, I've never had like chronic issues with heartburn and anyone who suffers outside of pregnancy with like every day, you have my utmost sympathy, except like you can do something about it. Like you can... You can take real medication.

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I can't wait to hear this one.

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Before you give any medical advice, it's just important that everybody knows Ben has no idea what he's talking about. I do. All of his research is from TikTok.

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Every day? I thought only when you're sick.

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And you stop taking creatine because you realize it's... It's meant to be taken in tandem with going to the gym.

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Okay, we got really far from Taylor Swift's human remains.

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Okay, we really need to move on because I can't tell you how uninteresting it is. But if you do want to hear me complaining about Ben's supplement intake, you can listen to my episode of your podcast, which we just recorded with Josh and his wife, who's also pregnant, Paige. We talk extensively. And I just feel like this is not the platform for you to be like shilling your herbs.

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And way to make my Yiska story about yourself.

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Is that a dream of yours?

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It's like a really easy way to get sued.

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You'll be ending up on an episode of American Free.

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Do you know her? No, I don't. It's me. Have you been following the Diddy trial? It's ongoing.

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By the way, it's not even the worst headline to come out of it. Cassie, do you know who that is? Like his long-term partner. She testified, which she had sued him long after she left him and got $30 million, but of course had to sign like an NDA in a civil suit. But because this is a federal trial, this is like my favorite fun fact about the trial.

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The feds don't give a fuck if you signed an NDA, like if you're subpoenaed to testify. So she got her 30 mil and she got to speak her truth. Wow. And she's eight months pregnant. Good for her. But Ben, like the things that she was detailing that she went through, like he was him forcing male prostitutes to pee in her mouth. Oh, I did see that. Really fucking disgusting.

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But there's been a lot of chatter about the Diddy trial as it pertains to Justin Bieber. A lot of people, we talked about this yesterday briefly on the toast. It's all alleged, but a lot of people just assume that like, you know, he's having this sort of like public breakdown right now. And it started around the same time as the Diddy trial and given Justin's age at the time.

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And they're just, there is like theories that Justin is some sort of victim in all of this Diddy, Diddiness. But Justin Bieber has broken a silence on Sean Combs as the rap mogul faces sex trafficking trial. Justin Bieber is not a victim of his former friend, Sean Diddy Combs. So although Justin is not among Sean's victims, there are individuals who were genuinely harmed by him.

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The Peaches crooner representative told Page Six, shifting focus away from this reality detracts from the justice that these victims rightfully deserve. So basically just saying Diddy did that, but not to me.

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Listen, what am I, a Nazi?

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You were talking about herbs, but we're talking about Taylor Swift.

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I want you to talk about your feelings.

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Jackie and I talk about that extensively. Is something wrong with Justin Bieber or not?

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But have you seen some of the recent footage, like what they're reporting on, like him at Coachella, like obviously with some like drug paraphernalia.

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I think the craziest part of this particular story is that, not that Justin is denying being a victim, but he's basically saying there were people who were genuinely harmed by him. Even though that's his former friend, he's not Team Diddy.

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Well, his kids are. They're like at the courthouse every day, which is really crazy.

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Not shockingly enough. The artist formerly known as Kanye West is a big Diddy supporter.

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Yes. But I feel like it's like the first time a celebrity has publicly been tied to Diddy and then also spoken out against him. Because there's a million pictures of like celebrities. A lot of like innocent celebrities attended Diddy's parties not knowing that like downstairs were these freak offs where people were being like trafficked and abused. Upstairs it was just like a cool celebrity party.

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So a lot of people get like tied. They post pictures of like, you know, Diddy and Ashton Kutcher. They're like, look, he knew. And I think most of the time it's just like celebrities, you know, as a celebrity yourself, like you take a picture with someone.

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No, there are none. Not funny.

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Yeah, the thing is, if I'm a celebrity, like, I don't want to even be remote. And the fact there are a lot of celebrities who are being publicly tied to Diddy and are not saying something, that definitely gives me pause. Because if my ass had a picture... And I would be, I would hop on my podcast and be like, oh my God, I did not know this man.

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I went to a lunch and somebody asked me to take a photo. Like. Thousand percent. The fact that there aren't more people doing what Will Smith did, like immediately coming to me like, no, not, not my friend.

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It's a little suspicious. It is. You know?

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Right. Then like the internet comes after you and like finds everything you've ever done. I'm rubbing my eye. It's an eye problem. And you feel the need to complain about it on the show?

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oh my god i'm fine i farted on your pillow you did yeah again yeah okay it was romeo actually okay no i'm fine like if my eyes look red i'm fine it's just it's just been being like sympathy pregnant yeah my eyes hurt too do they no okay so i just say it um next story a little bit of gender identity news which i know is some of your favorite news lord is clearing up her gender identity okay thank god you know who lord is i do i didn't know that she was having a gender identity crisis well you

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she recently popped back onto the scene to promote her music. And she did this like thing in Washington Square Park. And I was like, oh, she looks androgynous. And I was like, okay, just noted. And then she went to the Met Gala and she wore like a blazer or whatever. And somebody asked her, she's like, I feel like this is like really representative of my new gender identity.

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When like, I feel like a man, but also a woman. And everyone was like, excuse me, can you clarify? And she is clarifying sort of saying I'm a woman, except for the days when I'm a man.

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So she did an in-depth Rolling Stone interview where I've seen like a couple of the things like pull quotes. She seems fucking insufferable, I have to say. But this one obviously caught my eye because it's a very interesting way to say like gender identity. So she said, some days I'm a woman, some days I'm a man. That's a lyric on an upcoming song of hers.

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And of course, the interviewer had questions about it. So the interviewer was Chapel Roan. Sorry, that's an important thing. So Chapel Roan. I asked her how. I'm going to keep on dancing down in West Hollywood. Okay, well, I actually chose this story because I wanted to ask you a question. Like, you know, you're a man, but are there days when you feel like a woman?

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And I was going to say, I actually feel like you feel most like a woman when Chapel Roan comes on.

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That's enough. That's my job.

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I'm a woman, but there are days where I feel like a man. And I would say some of those days include when there's any sort of job or project that needs to get done in the house that requires like nails and a hammer. Okay.

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really bad heartburn outside of pregnancy people have back problems outside of pregnancy it's all hitting me in the last nine months and so people who suffer from it all the time like you have my utmost sympathy and respect but like that doesn't mean like what i'm going through isn't valid of course no it's relatable now you've been very busy ben we haven't actually had you on the toast in a while you're being obviously an amazing husband which is a full-time job these days you're being amazing

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I have to give you credit.

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In the last couple of months, obviously, like I made, I talked about this on my Instagram. I made this huge list of home projects I wanted to accomplish before the baby got here. Just like reorganizing, making space. We obviously had to move a ton of furniture around. And one of the last remaining things was we needed to swap out this desk and move our bar somewhere.

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We just didn't know where the bar was going to go. So we spent the last couple of weeks just like coming up with a place for the bar. We couldn't find a place for it. So we decided to leave it on. We have two balconies and we don't use one of them. So we're like, okay, the balcony should become a storage space.

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So Ben decided to do this completely on his own while I was at work, like not ask anyone in the building for help. Picked up our 10,000 pound bar. brought it outside, went to Home Depot, wrapped it up in a tarp. It looks like there's a dead body on our balcony.

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I have to tell you this was like the biggest project on my list that weighed so heavily because I'm like I can't move this furniture that's been the hardest part of pregnancy like how many times have you come home and I'm moving furniture you know I don't mind like being you know sweat equity but the fact that like I have all these projects I can't physically do has been pissing me off and I have to wait for this slow ass like so you know what I was so grateful when you did it

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I'm worse than I was before?

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I don't know if I agree with that.

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We're just not going to have time. We're not going to have time.

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We're not going to have time, Ben.

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We're not going to have time. How much better does it look? Much. You're welcome.

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20 stories down. 20 stories down. No, it wouldn't have been better. Okay, good to know. I would have been very sad.

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I'm cracking up. Back to lore.

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Yes. No, there are definitely times where I feel like a man.

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I don't think that's necessarily what Lorde was saying.

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Me neither. And I don't recommend reading this interview. It seems like just two insufferable bitches chatting it up, like Lorde and Chapel. Because I know you love Chap, and her music is amazing, but on a personal level, she's dreadful.

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You just like that one song. What's another song?

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So all's that to say, Lorde is a woman, except on the days where she's a man. Okay. And it's as simple and as complicated as that. I'm gonna... Up to her. Up to her. That's beautiful.

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I'm going to let everyone know that today's episode is very appropriately brought to you by Huggies. So Huggies is a fabulous brand and their little snugglers are so popular. It's the only leading brand with all around blowout protection for sizes one and two. Do you know what a blowout is? No. You don't?

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Yeah, and like a blow up like goes outside of the confines of the diaper. It goes up your back, down the leg. It's a real, as Jackie says, it's like the most annoying thing that can happen. You have to change clothes. You have to give them a bath. And Huggies is the only leading brand with all around blowout protection for sizes one and two.

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It is. You're being a full-time Nick fan. Yes. Which is also a full-time job. Yes. You're obviously entrepreneur, podcast host, you know, celebrity chef. How is Ben?

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So parents out there know there's really nothing worse than a blowout. I can't personally say I've had an experience with one. I know that they're quite common. And I think what diaper you use makes a huge difference in your quality of life those first few months.

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When we had notovirus. Oh, yes.

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Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Friday. That doesn't feel like a Friday, because while it's the end of a chapter, it's the beginning of a something. Hello, everyone. Welcome back to The Toast. I'm your host, Turney Lou, here for the final time in life as we currently know it. And I'm joined by a very pargy co-host this morning. As you guys know, Jax was unavailable, and I said, don't worry.

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Okay, ready for our fourth story that I feel might be our fifth because I couldn't find one, but I'll look again.

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Oh, right. How could I forget? How interesting. Okay, this one is like a little internet news. Tommy Lee, who I'm sure everyone knows from Pam and Tommy, drummer for, what was the band? Motley Crue?

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Yeah. One of the most interesting facts about him is that like a couple of years ago, he got married to Brittany Furlan, who was like a OG Vine creator. And they've like low-key been just like doing their thing, like living their life, being married. They're getting divorced. Love is dead.

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They've been married for six years. They've reportedly called it quits after six years. They've been living separately for two weeks. That's short.

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No, but it's like short to like, I feel like a marriage, you get separated. Like it takes a long time for a marriage to officially.

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Christian morons walking up to me if somebody is new here and they don't understand like what you're talking about Ben and his co-host Josh have like a couple of maybe like a year ago decided that how we call you guys like the toasters if you listen to the toaster toaster if you listen to his podcast the good guys gave themselves the title of morons you are so you guys people come up to us in the street they're like I'm a moron I'm like okay yeah

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Yeah. They say that his drinking is at the center of the split and that he's unwilling to get sober. I guess that would be a reason like, oh, well, you can't wait around.

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Despite them no longer staying under the same roof together, the pair remains in contact. The source shared, it's unclear whether either party plans to file at this time, but they're just like separated. And I think people were onto this. If you've been following this couple, he's 62, she's 38. He unfollowed Britney on Instagram, which is like such a crazy thing to do to your wife.

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Well, no, like he's digital now because of her.

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You do have to unfollow some people. Do I? Like you follow so many people. I'm always going through my, cause sometimes I'll scroll through my Instagram. I'm like, who are these fucking losers? Like I find so, I find my own feed so uninteresting.

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Has your Instagram updated to the new layout?

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With the swiping. It's no good. How many times do you actually end up on reels?

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And it's probably because I send you the freakiest content. You do. But I get served like actual circus freaks on reels. You do. When I go scrolling through TikTok, I see all different types of content. Beauty, lifestyle, health, wellness, comedy.

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Let me tell you why. I'll tell you why. I get freaky things because Brian Kelly sends me the freakiest reels. Got it. So I always open them and then he infiltrated my algorithm. He's like always messing with me.

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So he did to me what I'm doing to you.

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Who's your like inspiration online?

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Who do you think is doing the best work online right now?

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We get it. Your love with Wishbone Kitchen.

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Oh, the sorority guy. The sorority guy. He cooks like mass amounts of food because he cooks for a sorority house. He like lives in a sorority house.

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And he basically makes like all the meals for all the girls who live in a sorority house. It's like 75 girls.

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I mean, you should reach out to Kevin. I think you should reach out and be his representation.

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Let's dive into our final segment of the week before we head out on maternity leave, which is Queenie and Weenie of the Week, which is something we do every week on Friday to sort of wrap up, you know, take a look at the week at a glance. Certainly. We give out two awards, Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week.

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it's exactly as it sounds who was a queenie this week and who was a wiener this understood it can be a person it can be a place or a thing now jackie always likes to start with queenie you know be positive but i'm negative like that so let's start with weenie we'll start with weenie of the week my weenie of the week is starbucks wow okay let me explain you've been seeing me sipping my duncan iced tea iced tea iced coffee

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Ben has woken up every day for the last two years, walked to Starbucks. He literally comes into the room. He says, do you want anything from the Bucks? I don't. He is so loyal to this one barista specifically.

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Do you think there's a part of the story that you're missing?

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You just walked into Dunkin' Donuts.

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Well, they like the donuts, but yeah.

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I completely agree. Transplants and like Starbucks is so elitist. I hate Starbucks. I'm always telling you that it's crap.

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The Knicks are in. The Knicks are.

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Real New Yorkers. You're right. You walk in there.

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I feel like it's the car service commercial. It is. Like, when you walk into a Dunkin' Donuts, it's literally like, you know, people on their way to work, like hardcore, real hardworking New Yorkers. America runs on Dunkin'.

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This isn't an ad, but I'm so glad you've had a change of heart.

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I have to say, I haven't had enough munchkins in my pregnancy.

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I fucking love a munchkin. Fantastic.

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You said that like you were pretending and I think there's actually a lot of pretending with Starbucks. Like people just like the cups and the colors and the branding and they're just pretending.

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So I wanted to update everybody from yesterday's show. We did get tickets.

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And it's ready. I feel like Dunkin' Donuts and these other places also have apps that also work. You just don't download them.

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I don't know. They have those kiosks now at McDonald's. Why wouldn't they?

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Just an idea. Okay. My weenie of the week is HBO Max. I don't know if you heard. Oh, I did. They were nagging on their rebrand. Oh, I did. Jackie was being so funny on the toast yesterday. And you know what? She was 100% right. Like- Imagine being a billion dollar company and dropping the ball so hard. Like it's actually embarrassing. It is. It's weenie like behavior.

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At this rate. I just want to let you know, I'm not going like I do not feel good, but.

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Can I ask you a question? I saw somebody say this once on Twitter. When you hear the... What theme song starts playing in your mind? Curb. Oh, for me, it's... I rest my case.

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My Machatinum sister husband, yeah.

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No, no, who is Max in this world?

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I don't know. You sound like Jerry Seinfeld.

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I'll tell you what Max is doing there. Being weenie of the week.

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Max is a weenie. Queenie? I'm going to go first. I've been planning my queenie all week, actually. You do it. And I'm really excited that you're here.

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My queen, no, unless, did you make yourself queenie of the week?

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You are my queenie of the week.

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So I thought this would be a great way to wrap up the show. I wanted to, because I cloud on Ben like all the time on this podcast, on my Instagram, on his podcast, pretty much any public forum that I can get on. But I would be remiss. I would be devastated. I would even be heartbroken if I didn't spend the next two minutes publicly declaring that How fabulous of a husband you have been.

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And the fact that anybody ever clowned on like girls spending money on the heiress tour when this is what a basketball game costs, which is seriously like half the amount of time.

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Always, in our entire pregnancy. I mean, our entire marriage. But from the moment I found out I'm pregnant, let me tell you, this man has not let me cook my own meal, lifted a finger. I know that if you could take on even an eighth of this burden physically, you would do it. You are so... I know it hasn't been a dream for you, but I have loved this... I haven't loved this time, I can't lie.

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I haven't loved being pregnant. But I have loved spending this time with you. I feel like we are closer than ever. I feel like I know you better than ever. I know without a shadow of a doubt you're going to be the best dad. I'm like not even worried. But you so deserve, Queenie, because you've just made this as comfortable as possible. Never missed an appointment. And like just...

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I feel like you made me laugh. Like, you have been just so fucking fabulous. There's only so much a husband can do in pregnancy, right? And let me tell you, they could write books about what Ben Soffer's celebrity has done for me. Like, I clown on you and we joke, but I just have to tell you, I love you so much. I love you more. I appreciate you so much.

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I couldn't have done it without you. I love you. And I love you.

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No, and I'm so thin. I've barely gained any weight. Like, it's insane. Like a champ. Agreed.

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Half is interesting. Yeah. Is absurd to me because we spent more on Knicks tickets than I did for like my best heiress tour tickets.

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Well, not Jalen Brunson. No. I thought you were going to say the Brunson boys.

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We've been losers. Big time.

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Do you want to make an official prediction score wise? You think the Knicks are going to win tonight? Yes or no?

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No, of course. If they lose tonight, then it's over.

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Also, the player, like the best player for the other team is out. Like there's literally no reason that they should lose.

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Yeah, but he's really good.

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I didn't say you. I'm just saying society.

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I hope. I'm with you. I'm with BSC.

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Yeah, like, maybe if you see me on TV, take a picture, unless I look fat.

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So that is that on my final episode before maternity leave. I just want to say I'm going to miss you all so much. I hope you're not going to miss me too much.

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No, I'm really excited. Like, I can't wait to see what sort of podcaster I become after this, you know?

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Nationwide. That's our show, you guys. Thank you so much for listening to the Tesla Millennium Morning Show, where we deliver the fastest stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching us on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give us a video, a thumbs up. We're also available as a podcast and where podcasts can be found.

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So that's Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Video, iHeartRadio, CastBox, all the places we visit to podcast, find us at Tesla TV, Fox, or review about a beautiful, stunning, and wickedly talented we are. Love ya! Bye!

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That's how a lot of people feel about Taylor Swift, though.

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Yeah, you went to Reputation 1989 and Eras.

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Honestly, I guess it's happened every couple of years.

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It was unbelievable. I believe I've told the story. Whenever I'm talking about Ben's like amazing ability to network and you're sort of like born under this like, like these things happen to you that don't happen to other people. Ben flew to Cleveland for like a Knicks game. He didn't have a flight home. He's like, I'll figure it out. I'll get a hotel room or whatever. Should I tell the story?

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Sure, please. I mean, I was in the middle of it, but sure.

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Okay, okay, fine. Oh my God. This is going to be like a three hour episode.

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Right, okay, so the feeling you were describing before, it's not once in a lifetime. I guess not.

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Wow. See, another thing that doesn't happen to other people, like the biggest game of the year and someone just gives Ben a seat.

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It's the perfect thing. It's a time for BSC on The Toast. Hello, BSC. How you doing?

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Wait, you didn't take Michael Cohen with you?

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You got a seat for Michael Cohen too. Yeah, he came home with it. Wow.

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I did. I drove to Philly. I'm such an amazing wife.

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Um, I don't remember the game being like sick. I just remember like I was really skinny and, um, we had really good seats.

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Don't say, please. I'm embarrassed. More money. I'm embarrassed.

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Yeah. No, it's insane what like grown men will spend on a 90 minute game.

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No, we are going as of this moment. I obviously just need to take a nap and relax a little bit first. And you know what, Ben? What will be, will be. You know, what the Lord wants for the Knicks, the Lord will make happen.

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We know you're always just like creepily standing in the corner waiting for your time.

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How do the Brunson boys feel? I've been meaning to ask you that. The Brunson boys are feeling... We blew up their spot. Everybody's talking about them on social media.

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Yeah, about us blowing up their spot.

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like are they super private like are they they like no there's really no issues okay okay there's no issues gabe will send me like a clip right right i think you like call this gay or something i would never i would never just kidding i didn't say that but gabe sent me a clip and he's just like yeah like he's excited about his newfound stardom

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It's kind of crazy, though, because he's like a short king.

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I agree. I don't know what you're going to say, but I agree that I'm never given enough credit.

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Okay, but like, compared to the other players, he looks like... He's Jewish. His wife, Allie, is Jewish. I was talking about this on the toast. And then the baby, right?

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It sounds like that night was sort of like a magical night for you.

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No, I really shouldn't have.

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No, I was going to say, had I known you were flying home private, maybe I would have come. Yeah. Yeah. Ben is going to join me today for our final episode of The Toast. Today is my last day before my maternity leave begins. As you guys know, next week we are totally dark, except there will be new episodes dropping on Patreon daily. So make sure to head over to patreon.com slash The Toast.

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And then the week after that begins official maternity leave content with Jackie Owen Friends. She'll be in New York and in Florida hosting, interviewing, the talk of the town, the creme de la creme. But for today, Ben is subbing in for Jackie. We're going to do the fast five. We're obviously doing Queenie and Weenie. I know you prepared yours, right? I beat the crunch.

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We don't do Beat the Cringe, but we can. No, but we do it. Okay, okay. We do it. Okay. Okay. So, without further do-dot-do-dot-do, here are the Fast Five stories that you need to know. Before you take a bite. Oh, we don't do that anymore. But that's where the beat... No, that's not... We don't do that anymore. I was letting you do it. Okay, I'll do it again. Okay.

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Here are the best five stories that you need to know.

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No, this is not the way that it goes. Ben, we don't do that anymore.

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Okay, so fine. Fine, do it again. No, no, no. I gave you two chances. I gave you two chances. You didn't beat the croonch. Today's episode is brought to you by Skims, which is partly because I am wearing Skims maternity pants. So Skims, you know, they're known for their bras and underwear. They are really the best intimates we've ever owned.

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My top drawer has slowly become all Skims over the last couple of years, but specifically these last couple of months because every bra and underwear that I buy, I immediately grow out of. So I'm really particular about my intimates these days. Obviously, my breasts are getting larger. My needs for underwear are just getting different.

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And intimates are really the unsung hero of every single outfit. Nobody does it like Skims. Obsessed is an understatement. And then every time I need a new category of stuff and I find out that Skims carries it, I'll automatically... I just trust them so much. So when I need a maternity clothes, like these really cute yoga pants, I just went to Skims and automatically bought a bunch of stuff.

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They have my eternal trust now. I think why everybody loves Skims is how versatile they are, especially in terms of sizing. So if you're looking for a bra... I think they offer like 62 sizes, which is insane. Most stores like literally offer four. And everybody knows like finding the right bra is all about finding the right size. So Skims is going to help you do that. They're going to really...

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make you feel comfortable. I love the fits everybody collection. Ben calls them my relaxation bras. They're super stretchy, super comfortable, super supportive. I can't just like go without a bra these days. So I need something to wear like inside. Um, so shop skims and their best intimates, including the fits everybody collection and more at skims.com.

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After you place your order, be sure to let them know that we sent you select podcasts in the survey. Be sure to select the toast in the dropdown menu that follows. And that's all you got to do. Shop skims. They also have a new flagship store in New York city, which is kind of pargy. You should check it out.

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But the Fits Everybody collection, which is the collection I was talking about, you can shop now at Skims.com. Today's episode is also brought to you by Vivrel. Vivrel is the first of its kind luxury accessories members-only club, providing access to borrow designer handbags, jewelry, watches, and diamonds.

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So Vivrel members can cheat the Vivrel closet like their own, and they can borrow anything within their tier. Vivrel has no return dates. Members can swap items once per month, keep items for as long as they'd like. So I know a lot of you guys do clothing rentals.

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and you guys love it and vivrelle is a similar concept where they have like a huge array of like designer bags designer jewelry designer accessories and like actual designers like they have like chanel bags prada bags really sick bags current bags and you can borrow them for however long you like i've literally been borrowing a chanel bag for them for a couple of months they have the best bags and also obviously like jackie and i love investing in bags but honestly you don't want to buy every single bag because one like who has the money two who has the space and three you

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Okay. We're going to get into bed making my pregnancy about him, but I really appreciate the compliments.

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Maturdity & BSC: Friday, May 16th, 2025

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I take it back. I'm glad you brought it up because if you would have told me that I would have made it through a whole pregnancy with only taking one show off that day, I woke up really sick and you filled in for me. I wouldn't have believed you. So yeah, I agree. I'm a hero. I'm an amazing business person and media mogul. And I agree with everything you said.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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I don't know. I feel like if you made it out of elementary school without getting tested, it's too late for you.

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Who gets late in life dyslexic?

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Think about how many I could read if I finally tackled my lifelong battle with dyslexia.

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The fire also known as an excavator, correct?

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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What are we even talking about? And elimination because our first elimination. Oh, my God. Could this story have dropped at a worse time yesterday as our asses are getting up from the chairs? Something Jackie and I have been waiting for four months finally comes out.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Now, I'm glad that I actually had a minute to think about it because sometimes getting breaking news on the show is great, but I don't get time to really fully form my thoughts.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Years after being announced and very vaguely when it was announced, we didn't get the name of the show, the concept of the show. We have it all now.

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No, I know. Unless you're, you know, unless anybody listening to this show like doesn't have kids and they don't know what a digger is. I didn't know what that was either. Like it's an excavator. The yellow cat.

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And they announced the first guest. Who? Danielle from Summer House, founder.

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No, I was sitting on that joke for like 10 minutes. I was like, damn, I was in that truck for too long. No, and that's just kind of like brings my first and initial thought about this. It brings it home. There is no two words, actually just one word that I hate more than founder. To me, founder is the new entrepreneur. It's code for unemployed. It is meaningless.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Like, and yes, there are founders of companies and like, yes, like Zuckerberg is the founder, but it is colloquially taken on this like toxic internet hustle culture, like founding, founding, like shut up. It means nothing. So to put it in the title of your podcast.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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And I think if you had broken this news to me on the show yesterday, I would have the same thought yesterday that I just didn't require deep thought. This is a very bad name for a show.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Yeah. Well, I feel like if this podcast had been launched five years ago, like Elizabeth Holmes would have been a guest. Like that's when you say founder, like that's the type of person you're attracting. And I just, I hate this, this culture. Now, if, if she's having like, I guess it really does depend on the guests, right? And she did get very good guests on archetypes.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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The conversations weren't really interesting, but the guests were.

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By the way, I feel like Sarah Blakely could be the first guest on the show. She's like promoting those sneaks.

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Yes, Emma Greed. That's a very good one.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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yes yes yes Kim Kylie yeah Kylie Pat McGrath there are a million ways that she could do this well like the name is cringy but like if she does if she has half the guests that you just mentioned like in real women like talking about like their business sense business strategy who have like really achieved amazing things that like has potential to be interesting I don't think that's what it's gonna be I think it's gonna be like how can I make this about me because a theme with all these projects that Megan's

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recently been launching and like actually the things that are coming to fruition it's like they all are in promotion of as ever and like that's really boring

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Are they colloquially known as Tates? Tuck a Truck event?

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I would say it's also like the leading business podcast.

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Yeah, and... So I think that it's disappointing, especially because I feel like with her TV show, one of my biggest takeaways was that she wasn't, I would say the thing that she lacked the least in that TV show was the hosting capability, like making eye contact with camera and funny references and stories and personal anecdotes and jokes. And that's all a podcast is, right? It's just your voice.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Or Tates. Tuck a Truck event. Wait, what are we saying? Touch a truck events. Perhaps. Events, events, I want to go to events. Invite me to your events.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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And I feel like her voice was the thing that was really missing, right? from the TV show, maybe because she saved it for the podcast. I don't think that's it, but like, it just doesn't give me a lot of hope that this will be like really substantial when it comes to getting to know Megan. And that's like all we want.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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I feel like that's all the feedback that we give, but also a lot of people is like just scratching the surface a little too much, which is fine. Nobody's compelled to like share their life with you, but don't do a podcast, don't do a TV show and a book. And a documentary.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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And and who's seemingly unwilling to like open up and like, you know, bleed out for a podcast, which is fine. You don't have to. But like that's the best podcasts are people just like bearing it all. That's what the medium kind of requires from a host.

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I will say, I think Oprah is probably the most honest and vulnerable like she had been with us up until that point. And she's kind of like closed off ever since then. Which, again, is fine. No celebrity, no matter how famous you are, nobody is entitled to know your innermost thoughts. But don't launch platforms built on the premise of that. Don't make your business your innermost thoughts.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Yeah, yeah. So, I mean, it hasn't come out yet, so there's still potential. But just name, ugh, like so corny. And seriously, choogy.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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In the worst way. Like sometimes something can be Lemonada and it's like Lemonada.

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Yes, that show is really popular.

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Yeah, it's just like corny ass International Women's Day type shit, you know?

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Agreed. The photo is giving like stripped back acoustic, you know, hair in a pony, jeans in a tee.

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And also when she was like, quote, interviewing her guests on her Netflix show, which maybe she wasn't interviewing. They were just like conversing. It was all about Megan, which is great. Like, I want to know more about Megan. But she. Oh, that was funny.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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just I also like came out of left field I don't know why I feel like the universe that you exist in like I watched Drake and Josh like all the time growing up with Margot like I feel like you never even saw an episode of Drake and Josh you know what I mean yeah no not maybe not as much as you but I obviously know the lore and I know Megan yeah that's how I feel you actually scared me like just now Megan if you listen to the good guys he actually does it all the time that's so funny I hope that he like does it when they talk about Megan Markle

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We will touch them. It's also just like, I know it's a weird word, touch.

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I don't think they talk about Meghan Markle, but if they did, he would say, Meghan Markle.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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So true. Just the good guys. I forgot what I was saying, but also to say like disappointing.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Oh, yeah. And it's like they came with like prerecorded stories about like something that paints Megan in a flattering light. Like the makeup artist when she ordered me room service for the first time. Mindy talking about the Jack in the Box. Like it was all in service of Megan, which is fine. But for a podcast where we're interviewing other people.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Maybe Megan really will take a backseat and just ask thoughtful questions, which is good if the guests can carry.

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We were both on TV shows for seven years.

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I don't know. She works too hard.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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I don't... That's a really, really good point because they're very well connected. Because this is all about money. Yes, of course. They live like a very fancy life and they come out of the woodwork every couple of years to do a project. Harry obviously was just doing the books and then they took a break and now it's Megan's turn. Like they each take turns paying the bills.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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And I think when you get to a certain level of celebrity and like you're so well connected, like there are... are kind of easy ways for you to make money, not public-facing, right? Like you get opportunities to invest in random things that are like 100%, you know, sure to go. Yeah, that's good.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Yeah, and I don't know why they insist on doing so much public-facing work to pay their bills, because I do believe that- Especially when the whole thing was they wanted their privacy. Right. And I do believe like all the work that they do, even though Harry definitely is like, I need to tell my story.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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And we're like, OK, I feel like for the most part, a lot of the projects they take on are seriously just paychecks, which is very regular of them. We all got bills to pay. And I don't know why they insist on doing it in like a public facing way. Like, I know that's definitely one way to do it.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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But invest. There's like when you're that rich, like you just get these opportunities to make money. Your money makes money for you.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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It's Friday and that's fabulous, obviously, but it definitely feels like a weird kind of Friday because I don't want to like let down the SCQ.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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It is also very interesting that Harry is completely absent from all of her projects these days. Like, he didn't show up on the show.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Yeah, I know, I know. I feel like it signals, like, maybe this is just me projecting, because I can't fucking stand Harry. Like, I really, even with the show, Megan, with Love, like, I didn't like it, but, like, I enjoy her. She's pretty... I can't fucking stand this man. Like, and maybe other people feel that and like his Q score has gone down.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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So they're just keeping him, you know, behind the curtain for a while because he's not going to be on the female founders podcast. He wasn't in with love Megan, even though it was a show about like home, home and home and heart. So where in the world is Harry Mountbatten, Windsor, Sussex, Duke,

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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I guess there would have to be irrefutable evidence of maybe him at a strip club or a picture. I don't know. No. There's no way.

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All that to say, I probably won't be listening to this.

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I don't know, because it feels like she has no fans left. It's true. How is it us? We are her biggest fans. Yeah, you have to call Stassi.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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But Jackie, for the first time, didn't watch Southern Charm.

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It feels like everyone has left her.

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It's devastating. It's devastating.

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With love. Yeah, I know. She's been actually noticeably silent.

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Also, the trope Confessions of is such a tired, especially for a podcast, but just in general, culturally, it's just a very tired trope. Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, Confessions of a Shopaholic, it's very overused and tired. And then the female founders, it's just really corny.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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No, her name should have been Barefoot Confessions.

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It's just a hunch. These are my confessions.

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Like she, Megan did Oprah a huge solid. Like anyone could have, anyone would have wanted that interview. She could have gone to any publication and, It was huge for Oprah, huge for Megan too. But at the time she could have gone anywhere. And I don't know if Oprah has paid her back yet.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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That would be good too. And they could talk about the interview and the fallout. Like that would be interesting.

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You want to put in your prediction?

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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We need to make an app. You know how like Jake Paul and like Barstool, they have like betting sports apps. Yes, we need betting. We need a betting app on like things that we care about. Like who will be Meghan Markle's first podcast guest?

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Because Gwyneth has a very big wellness company, similar to what I think Megan would want to build. Different skews, but similar. She also, I feel like they live near each other. They both like garden and shit. They're very green. Goop has a huge podcast, so that would be like a...

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Didn't we think that about Poosh and Goop? And then there she was doing a collab. I feel like Gwyneth is so successful. Like nobody can really touch her. And there are a bunch of copycat brands. And that's what Poosh is like from other celebrities. And and I think Poosh is like really actually successful because it's so authentic to Kourtney.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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But it is like inspired by everyone is inspired by Gwyneth. So when she when you're at the top, like you're not easily shooketh.

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Oh my God, is she a monarchist?

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We have time today for a Nalafi though. Like now, now that we decided to record late.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Yeah, edit your list and sound off in the comments. Who do you hope to or think we will see as one of Megan's eight guests on the new Lemonada show, Confessions of a Female Founder, coming to an iPod near you?

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Yes. I guess Oprah didn't snag that interview. The View got it.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Honestly, I think the sheer fact that she sat for an interview speaks to her mental capacity. And I know I keep comparing it to Britney, and I'm sorry, but that's really the only frame of reference that we have. And even in the years that Britney's been freed, she's never sat down for an interview because it really requires a lot of mental fortitude and lucidity.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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I mean, I haven't seen the interview yet, and it was just recorded, but... Sounds like Wendy kind of did.

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You can't predict these things, though.

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Oh, I didn't see that over the phone.

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No, of course. And the day after she left the facility. Right, right.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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And I imagine that comes through on the phone interview because I'm like hearing it even in just like your paraphrasing. to literally have your actual freedom and like stripped from you, like you're literally stuck. Like it's so crazy. And if it all is what she says it is, and it's not like, you know, this is actually a person suffering from dementia who thinks that they're fine.

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And it's, you know, it's a freedom McFadden novel.

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If it is what she's saying it is. Who's going to prison? You can't just throw someone in jail and throw away the key.

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Or it could be Norefi. Nice regular episode for you.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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So I did it. It's reminding me of like when the first pictures of It Ends With Us came out, like it went so viral negatively. But it was just like the photos were everywhere. Seeing this book that everyone in America has read come to life. And now these pictures of Dakota Johnson filming in the New York City streets.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Now, everybody and I don't want you to tell me because I did read the book and everybody's like, oh, I know what scene this is.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Yeah, you know. Am I okay? I have no idea. I thought the book takes place at a house in like Connecticut. So this is not a spoiler because it's the opening scene of the book. I don't really think I want to know. I really want to go in like eyes wide open, but everybody, like I saw all the influencers like who read, they were like, not this scene. I'm like, what the hell are you guys talking about?

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. But to me, you are like one of five people that I saw.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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So is Dakota the woman who comes? And then Anne Hathaway is the lady upstairs, Verity.

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I thought Verity was blonde. She could be. I mean, I didn't see Anne Hathaway.

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Right, right. Dakota Johnson and Anne Hathaway look alike. Yeah, yeah. I love Dakota Johnson.

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Yeah. I don't know if I knew consciously that Dakota Johnson was in this movie.

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I'm sad that I didn't have that same experience. I read the book so long ago. I have no idea.

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I thought she got a job. To do what? To write. Right. You know what? I really do want to be surprised.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Right. And I'm sure you'll see the movie. It's very good. Verity good.

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You're just supposed to be like, what is this feeling? So sad and new for Colleen.

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I only recently saw Pearl Harbor for the first time, which is where Josh Hartnett got his start. So now I feel really invested.

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I agree. It's important to know we are unique in that take, which is very on brand for us. America loves him. He is beloved.

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Do you find, because this is like a new media, like new age issue that like a movie gets made and we see stills from it, right? Like we see the costumes, we see the hair and makeup, nothing. It's still surprised what happens, but like some of the visuals are spoiled. Do you find that to affect the movie watching process? Like a spoiler a little bit?

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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That was exciting. And you know what else? It was Brie Larson. chemicals. Oh, lessons in chemistry. Yes. Lesson. Yes. I remember seeing that and being like, Oh fab. That's exactly how I pictured it.

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I'm sure you don't know about this, but like Leva has found herself in like some drama on TikTok that made its way. And it has nothing to do with the show. It has to do with her restaurant.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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I think about like and just like that season two where they brought back Aiden. It was completely spoiled.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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But I guess that's what you get when you shoot on the street. And I feel like they could have avoided that.

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Right. Right. Right. So but I guess it's just like a teaser of like the book world come to life.

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And Juno Temple, I just had to Google it to make sure, that's Keeley.

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We do. I feel like this is kind of weird. I didn't know that this was even up for debate. Like it definitely felt like the show ended early, but that's of course like the sign of a good show. They're able to like tell their story on their own terms, go out on their own terms. So I was sad because I liked the show. And like when it ended, I was like, oh, that's a show that I'll miss.

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She opened a new place, Zachary's Zachary's. Are you familiar?

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But I didn't feel like wronged or mad. They didn't leave us on a cliffhanger.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Well, spoiler alert, he goes back home to Kansas. And so I guess that's where this new show is picking up.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Right, which is very on brand. I also think Jason Sudeikis, a lot of those people in Hollywood, they've all started to like own parts of the women's soccer league across the U.S. They're like trying to make it a thing. A lot of like Eva Longoria, Jennifer Garner are involved in the L.A. I want to say the Angels is the name of the team. That's nice. So like all the...

The Toast

Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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They're trying to create like a big league for women's soccer. So this is obviously like propaganda. Not in a bad way. Yeah. Propaganda has a negative connotation. But like in service of that. Yeah. Because a lot of celebrities have like a big financial stake in women's soccer for some reason. They've all like decided that this is going to be the thing they want to create. Like the next NBA. Yeah.

The Toast

Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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No clue. And so somebody posted a review and normally like a restaurant review, like on TikTok, nobody cares. But when they realized it was Love is Restaurant, it became this like huge channel. I'm really not clear on the details, but she's being accused of like elitism. I think maybe a little bit of racism as well for enforcing a dress code. I'm not a hundred percent sure.

The Toast

Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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And in terms of... Yes, well... soccer is not an inherently American thing. We happen to be quite good at it as women.

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It does. And so, and we have like a lot of like famous soccer, I don't know one American soccer player who's a man, but I can name like 11 Abby Wambach and Mia Hamm.

The Toast

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who walked on stage with Taylor Swift.

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No, that doesn't count. Of American descent, like the women. And I feel like they were just causing drama. Remember, we were talking about Ashlyn Harris. Yeah. Yes. And so I actually follow a bunch of them.

The Toast

Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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It's not a bad business venture. And I think bringing in TV, because you know him and Olivia Wilde definitely put money in years ago to one of the LA teams or something. Yeah.

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But what does this mean for the WNBA?

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It's a really good point. I mean, women's soccer has a much harder task because not only do they have to get people to care about women's sports, they also have to get Americans to care about a sport that really doesn't exist. Like the MLS, Major League Soccer, is like nobody gives a fuck. Like remember when... In the Beckham documentary, he talks about his time playing on the American team.

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Seriously, there was three people in the stands.

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And David Beckham's there making $100 million. So they have a harder job, although I do think it's more palatable for Americans... No, maybe not palatable. Maybe like it's been many years of the WNBA. And yes, people care now this year more. They do. The Caitlin Clark effect, the Angel Reese, like there's a lot going on.

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But there is a, you have to look as to why people haven't cared up until this point.

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I will be very curious to see. I do feel like as Americans, we miss out on the cultural fun of soccer. Soccer's fun.

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And maybe that's what the WNBA has been doing. And we're too in it to see. Right.

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Yeah. So I think that like the even though the last couple of episodes of Ted Lasso weren't good, there is magic there. Right. Like it's a good formula. The characters are good. The writers are good. This will probably be excellent.

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I found myself in the middle of the Zachary's Zachary's drama. And like, I seriously, I, you know what I said to myself? I said, how did we get here? How do we get out? And I just like kept scrolling, but just want to let you know, she's kind of going through it.

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I really don't need the assistant coach.

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I don't like the assistant coach, the bald guy, or like the guy with the beard. What's his name? Like Eagle? It's like a bird.

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And I just texted you. He was my least favorite. You texted me who you don't. Wait, why? I love her.

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I like her. Jackie, can I put you on the spot and say who it is?

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You are. I am. You are. She's, like, so, like, what's wrong with her? I don't know.

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No, no, she's not Keeley. But I also need them to bring back Brett Goldstein, even though he's the writer. He's the writer on the show, so I'm sure he'll still be, like, involved in the project.

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Oh my God, he was like walking through the tunnels on drugs.

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Now we need like a little bit more space. We have the kids. We'd like to have like a- We need a playground.

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So really, no matter who you are and whatever phase of life that you're in, booking.com is the perfect place to book the fabulous vacation of your dreams. So find exactly what you're looking for on booking.com. Booking. Yeah. And if they have a truck that we could touch, it wouldn't hurt. If they're hosting Tate events, that also, that works.

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I don't have it. I don't have it to provide.

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And I did wonder about this. So when I saw the headline, I wondered, was Jason Isaacs wearing a fake penis when we saw his penis on White Lotus?

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Every time I see a penis on TV, it doesn't happen a lot. So it's always big news. And then there's always, was it a prosthetic? Remember Sex Life when he had that big schlong in the shower? They were like, it's a prosthetic. Why? Women show their titties and they're not fake.

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I'm not with her. She's got her restaurant set going through a big scandal.

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I don't know why they get the option to wear a prosthetic. That needs to be talked about on Confessions of a Female Founder.

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At all. And it was actually kind of random.

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Yeah, you know, they're like review bombing it.

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Yeah, no, it's an amazing point. They should have kept this secret in the vault because... You're right, it was so not germane to the storyline. And it actually is kind of not on brand for the dad, who's like this very buttoned up, tailored guy. So it was this random thing, and for it all to have been fake, in service of what?

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And I'm more focused on the fact that, like, when there's nudity on a woman, like, we've never seen a fake, like, boob, right? They're not wearing breastplates. They're tits.

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No, I'm sorry. It's not the same because men only... I know that you don't feel that way and I don't feel that way either, but, like, that's just what... If a man does nudity, it's penis. If a woman does nudity, there are multiple options, right? There's breasts, there's tissue, there's vagina. Why... Like this, I need the intimacy coordinators and like the women's rights movements.

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I need them to get on this. Why do you get the option to do nudity? And if you don't do nudity as a woman, like you're penalized, right? Like it's like you lose roles. And if you're a man, like you just slap on a prosthetic if you're not comfortable showing penis. I don't know. That's actually the definition of inequality.

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I didn't say that. Once again, your interpretation of my words is merely a reflection of your thoughts.

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I didn't say that. She's flipping. Okay, by the way, big talker. What are your thoughts?

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Keep your dong. In your jeans. And you know what?

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It's so true. We want full frontal.

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No, yeah. Nothing but love and respect for our Thomas Ravenel. We're not speaking ill of him. We're just talking about the industry as in a general sense.

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I bet they keep it in like a warm climate so that when you slip it on, it's like not freezing. Kind of how like the gel at the doctor for the ultrasound, they keep it in the warmer. Yeah. Maybe they keep it in like a prosthetic warmer. No.

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And then the intimacy coordinator's job is to like physically, I think, put it on.

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The vibes today might be off one because there's no SCQ, but also because I chose the stories. Jax is super busy and I feel like I kind of did an amazing job. What did you think when you opened them up?

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And she definitely walks around also with like a fanny pack full of like different cosmetics needed, like some powder if the penis is shiny, maybe scissors to like trim the pubes.

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We have spoken more about intimacy coordinators in the last year than any two people should.

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Well, I guess all female intimacy coordinators are female founders in a sense.

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Oh, that's true. But maybe like they founded the company of intimacy coordinators.

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Yeah. Only if she's a female. She is only a female. Correct. If you're like a man and your job is an intimacy coordinator, like, okay, creep. Creep much?

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Pilot. For women. Doctor. President.

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And, of course... Founder of Lemonada.

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Is it about the brilliant advice Chet Hanks received from his father, Tom?

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I'm sorry. By the way, I only read the headline before I sent it to you.

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But they wrote the article yesterday.

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It's just advice in the business. I'm completely uninterested in the rest of this story. I thought it was like actual advice about this project. And I was interested in it because I have felt like for years that there has to be like some bad blood between Tom and Chet. Like when you think of Tom's kids. I thought Chet was on the outs. Right.

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Right, like when you think about how his family might have like really been upset with him about a lot of his like public facing behavior over the years compared to his brother. Who's the other one? Colin Hanks. Colin, and he's so buttoned up. Oh my God, he's so buttoned up. He gets all the good roles. Like he's really well behaved. Right, he's very well behaved.

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So I feel like Chet has been the bad egg and I could see like Rita and Tom being like annoyed with him. So the fact that Tom was giving him advice on running point, I was like, you know what? The headline here is that they speak. Yeah. Yeah, but this is a year ago. Who knows?

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I need to. It's Female Founder Friday. Okay. Okay.

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Okay, privilege. Like, bare minimum. Do less.

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Can I tell you, though, that his character... That's the job. Do the job and show up. Right. Thanks, Captain Obvious. Maybe they don't speak. Right. Well, the second half of the series, actually, he takes on a little bit of like a darker up until this point. He's like a funny ha ha. But something happens where he's like struggling and he has to. And he's actually like a very dynamic actor.

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He really crushed it. Like that's one of my biggest takeaways from the show is get Chet Hanks more roles.

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No, he's like struggling with something personally. So like maybe he just like quits or he comes back, you know?

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I would say four out of five you needed to know. Not last year's news from the MTV VMAs.

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Hugely important. And I'm glad that you didn't swap out the story once you realized it was a fake.

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Yeah. Well, also when I was looking for stories on page six, it was like, here are all the couples expecting in 2025. And like, it was really Z-list. Were you on there? No. No.

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Yeah, I did end up on deadline.com.

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I know. What the hell? They went out of their way because they had really like bottom of the barrel peeps. People I didn't even hear. I haven't even heard of.

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Yes. Yes. So it's the last time I look for stories because I'm trying to help and I catch a stray.

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Shall we dive into Queenie and Weenie, our final segment of the week? Yeah, we should. So Queenie and Weenie, you guys, a tale as old as time. Every Friday, Jackie and I like to wrap up the week in a little bow with a segment we call Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week. And it's Jackie and I sharing someone who we thought to be Queenie this week and somebody who acted like a weenie.

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And again, it's not that serious. It's a seven-day title. You can be Queenie one week, Weenie the next. It's never happened, but it is possible. Would you like to go first? And should we do Queenie or Weenie? Let me pull one up. I forgot who I chose. We go Queenie first.

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Like here's- It was a lot of news about television.

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Uh, it's totally fine. I'm just now realizing I chose two weenies instead of a queenie and a weenie.

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Okay, because I do have two weenies.

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The first weenie is the San Francisco 49ers. I think it was really not a smart move to drop my boyfriend Kyle Juszczyk. I don't like that. Okay, and then I'll go my first weenie. And then also, I said that because it was a jumping off point. I actually meant to talk to you about this offline. Are you familiar with any of the wag drama going on in the 49ers?

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It's actually ongoing. I had heard about it like a year ago. And the weird part is like, you know who Fred Warner is? He's like a big player on the 49ers.

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Okay. So Fred Warner's, I think, wife. They have a baby together. Sydney Warner. Yeah. She was on The Bachelor and then just like happened to have like a successful career as an influencer and married. And he's really good. So like she's really popular. And there's like a noticeable like schism up until this point between her and the other wives. And when you think of all the girlies.

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We'll just- Let them yell at you for a day.

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And like over the years, she has like posted things that like led people to believe she really dislikes Kristen Juszczyk. And on Monday when it was announced that Kyle was released, like everybody on the 49ers, all the other players, all the other wags are posting like crying. Kyle, we love you. Pictures of Kyle from the last 10 years. Sydney starts posting, what an amazing, beautiful day.

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It's a lot of pressure choosing a story. So if you didn't like it today, it was all Jackie.

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Isn't this the most amazing Monday you've ever seen in your whole fucking life? I love Monday. Like really? Like very obviously being like, oh, Kyle was dropped. Kristen's leaving the team. I love it. Yeah. And there's a lot of speculation about what the beef is. Nobody knows. People are just like guessing online. But a lot of people thought that was really kind of, you know,

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tasteless to celebrate the man losing his job. And that's why I chose the 49ers as my weenie because I just wanted to tell you that.

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Right. Be the big one. Be humble.

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So the streets and the internet, which they have no proof. They say it's like a disagreement on politics. Who's what? Well, they said that Sydney is more liberal and then like some of the other wags, Kristen included, are more conservative. They have no proof of that.

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It's giving Florida Georgia line.

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Correct. It's giving sister-sister.

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No, but we have nothing to go on here, so I think that's a lot of people's natural inclination is just to be like politics.

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Correct, which leads me to my second weenie of the week. Thank you so much. Just this entire season of Love is Blind. And I guess in a small way, I need to make myself the weenie of the week because I know a lot of our listeners only started picking up this season because it probably sounded really funny and interesting based on my funny and interesting recaps.

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Like how many, how much did we laugh over the last month? Like if I was listening to a show, I'd say, oh, I would watch Love is Blind. And the whole thing was full of losers. And I felt like a loser just watching it with the reunion that we recapped on Monday. Yeah. Yeah, everything was truly the definition of weenie-licious.

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So I would say Love is Blind season, whatever, Minnesota season, and the San Francisco 49ers are my weenies of the week. I'm sorry, no queenie this week. Not my fault everybody was acting like a weenie.

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There's not enough to, like, converse about. Yeah. But also, like, sometimes I have to really, I know when to put forth, like, internet stuff that I want to talk about, right? And, like, that I can explain to you and some of our, you know, beloved Gen X listeners. And the other week, there was something going on on the internet that people were, like, really shook we weren't talking about.

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Oh, my God. Wait, we didn't even talk about Kelly Clarkson's new song with Rascal Flatts came out today. I'm moving on.

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Yeah. Oh my God. Oh my God. I'm sorry.

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The Rascal Flatts album that we spoke about at the beginning of the week. It hasn't come out yet. I think they're releasing song by song. And this morning they released.

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I'm moving on cover of Rascal Flatts with Kelly Clarkson. I would love to hear your thoughts. Let me say my thoughts really quickly.

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Take your helmet off. Take your helmet off. I just want to say it's so good. I love the song. I'm moving on. But I really I could have used more of a duet. It's basically a Kelly Clarkson cover, which I'm, of course, never complaining about. But the fun was that like they would be collaborating and it's pretty much Kelly the whole time.

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And then like Gary at the end, there's never really any point in the song where they're singing together. I feel like they weren't even in the same room and they didn't like harmonize with another. I was looking for more like pargy harmonies and the blending of vocals. And I didn't really get that. I just got like a beautiful Kelly Clarkson cover. It's still good, obviously.

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It's like the best song I've heard this year. But that's it. All right, Jackie, look alive. We're good. Put your helmet back on.

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An hour seven, like very normal for us.

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There's like literally someone at my door. I have to go. Hello.

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Yeah, I'm having wallpaper installed, but in 30 minutes.

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Jackie's coming to town in a few weeks, so I'm getting our second studio setup set up where we can record together in person in a pargy. There won't be frames, so everyone can just unclench.

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Maybe he's here early, so I gotta go. Thank you so much for listening to the Trust in the Night Morning Show. We deliver the fastest stories on YouTube. Remember to leave a friend in the news for watching us on YouTube. Please don't forget to subscribe, give us a video thumbs up. We're also available as a podcast server.

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Podcasts can be found on Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Video, iHeartRadio, CastBox, all the places where you'll be able to listen to podcasts. My name is Jocelyn, the five-star reviewer about a beautiful setting, and ooh, goodly talented we are.

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I'm sure you don't even know about it.

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It was like this rap battle beef between Alabama Barker and Bad Baby, the Cash Me Outside girl.

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Now, I want to tell you guys, I know nothing about it other than what I just said, that Travis Barker's daughter, Alabama, who's like a social media influencer and who's like 16, is beefing with the Cash Me Outside Dr. Phil girl, who has become a pretty well-respected rapper.

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Yes, yes. She's a woman of means. Beyond that, I... actually like couldn't get myself to learn more about the drama. Like I have, I have standards for myself. You know what I mean? And like, that is information I actually don't want to know. I don't think it's good for my brain. I don't think it's good for the baby.

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I don't know. I don't care to know. That is something I actually chose. I would like to be excluded from this narrative. Speaking of the baby, I did something really crazy last night. The bad baby? No.

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I went to bed and I was just like, you know when you get in your head about something and you know it's fake, but the more you think about it, you convince yourself that that's the reality. I'm like, oh, I really haven't felt the baby kick all day. I know I felt one in the bath, but usually these days I can feel the baby a lot. So then like I was dreaming about like the lack of kicks.

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And then I woke myself up at four in the morning and I was like fully convinced that something was wrong. Like nothing was wrong. I was like laying in bed, Googling how to feel the baby kick. I laid in bed for four hours on my left side, like tapping the belly. Sorry, not for four hours, four in the morning for one hour until I felt three kicks.

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Like I was having the craziest like psychosis in the night. And I was like telling you, I felt nothing in my belly. I felt like I was like back on Ozempic. Like I felt like skinny as a needle.

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It was terrible. The tricks the mind plays.

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And I got terrible sleep because of it.

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But this morning he was like, I'm here. Right.

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It was too restful. It was too restful. Things were too quiet.

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Jackie, let me tell you, I almost took myself to the emergency room. Like that's how like I was like really convincing myself something was wrong.

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Yes. And you're supposed to like trust that instinct.

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I know I know and I was like if I just and I was like gonna text Dr. Fox like I really and I'm glad that I didn't because like it's like nothing happened but I don't know I just like had a feeling but my feeling was wrong you to come in the morning and just get on the monitor and like yeah I'll see the kicks and they'll send you home yeah I was like to say I think they deal with night's rest I think they deal with that often

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I think a lot of girls take themselves to the emergency room and are like, like trusting their intuition.

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Just be like, make sure there's a baby in there. It's like, there's so much trust, you know, in pregnancy. Like the fact that there is a baby in there, you know?

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But when you haven't been like in between your doctor's appointments.

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I mean, it's like, according to who? God. God.

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Yeah, I finished Running Point on Netflix. I felt like maybe it was one or two episodes too long.

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I did choose a Running Point story, and that wasn't because, like, selfishly I just finished it. I actually was wondering the content of the story. I was wondering if Chet Hanks got any acting advice from his father, Tom. And you know what? Page Six is going to let us know today. I think, what is that? Probably like third or fourth story fodder, right?

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Coming right up. After the break.

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I know you mean when you say, like, some days it's not, like... it doesn't flow naturally. I feel like you just forced that. Like I did because you literally like held a gun to my head. I bet you over and spanked you. Yeah. You know what? You don't have to do it anymore.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Only when it feels right. Only when it feels right.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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I also had like a crazy morning, but not even close. I washed and blew out my hair because we had like two extra hours since you were out touching trucks. We're recording a little bit late. So it was like kind of the perfect time for me to wash my hair this week. I'm broken. Like I... I'm dead.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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You know what? Not to sound like Ben having an Eastern medicine thought.

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Yeah, an Eastern moment. But does anybody ever realize that the word meditation is medication without the C?

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It's kind of powerful when you think about it, right?

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Correct. And that's what being dyslexic, that's the type of like really intellectual thoughts you're going to get from a girl who reads ads who is definitely dyslexic. I definitely like when I read these ads, the words are just like all over the page.

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I'm definitely living with dyslexia. Oh.

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No. Piper, no. No, I don't want to explore it. I live to have like six undiagnosed medical conditions. I have ARFID.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Thank you for reminding everyone about my IBS. I appreciate it. She has Whenever someone like talks about their IBS and I'm not saying that we should ever be ashamed of our illnesses, like speak your truth. But as somebody who like talks about IBS, like I need to stop talking about it because I just know the person I'm telling is like envisioning me on the toilet making a duty.

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And like, I don't want that image in their head.

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Well, people don't realize I have the type of IBS where I was constipated.

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Yeah, but I need them to know it's the good type of IBS. The beautiful type.

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So yes, I did technically get diagnosed with IBS, but I haven't gotten diagnosed for my dyslexia or my ARFID.

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And these are the invisible illnesses that me and millions of Americans are living with every day.

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No, dyslexia is real. And I'm telling you, I feel like I have it.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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And through comprehensive hormone testing, ongoing medical expert care, nutritional support, tailored treatments, including medications when needed, Alara helps you feel your best and manage your symptoms and conditions.

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So many of our listeners suffer from hormonal issues like this, and sometimes it's even impossible to get a diagnosis or get your doctor to take you seriously, and then to receive ongoing care. And that's why Alara is so dedicated to these specific issues. It's trusted by over 15,000 women. Alara provides compassionate, effective care that you can count on all in one place.

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Thank you, Jackie, for letting me borrow your iPad.

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That's a huge movement online right now, free turd.

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No, I do kind of like hate though that they didn't coin this phrase. Like people say it all the time. Do you should always be dating your husband?

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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You watched? No, but... I was getting ready last night. So I'm here for a wedding. It was like the first night of the wedding. The bride is Moroccan. So last night was like a henna party. It was like very fun. I had like fun and glam. So I'm sitting in glam and I needed to watch something. So I just put on the TV in the hotel and I put on Bravo and Southern Charm was on.

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No, and this is like a lot of internet talk. People are always like, keeping the romance alive while you have young kids. And a lot of this is like a little impractical for regular folk.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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And I think Dan and Shay said it best when they said, we should be alone together.

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That's not a date. But you go to the movies, like, on his birthday.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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I don't know if you saw like our listeners kind of are doubting that you have long COVID. They say you're faking it and that you just have the flu and you need to like sit down.

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And I'm so glad you have a community of other really mentally well long COVID sufferers. Yeah. And if you've ever ended up on like the side of TikTok or any social media platform of like long COVID sufferers. That's where you want to be. Who have like had long COVID for like three years. And at some point it does transition. It's like a mental illness.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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Like it's just like, and they are like afraid. They like live in tents in their garage and they like don't go to Thanksgiving. It is actually one of the craziest places to be on the internet. And like you, you actually feel bad even like laughing. Cause it's really not funny. Like these people are actually sick in the head. Yeah. In the head. In the head. Yeah.

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Now, it wasn't the new episode. It happened to have been old seasons with Ashley Jacobs. Oh, wow. And I ended up just watching it when Shep brought those two girls. The threesome girls. That also had a threesome with to the party at Patricia's house. That's what I was watching. And I actually watched that season twice. live when it was happening, but it was truly a time capsule.

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Like they set up, they set up tents in their garage just so they like don't see their kids and husband.

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Speaking of cooking, at the hotel this morning, I had room service for breakfast. I need room service. Yeah, and it was really good. And I tried to cover all my food groups, like something fat, something filling, something healthy. And so I ordered, it said on the menu, like homemade chocolate chip muffin. Wasn't as good as yours? I don't know.

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Maybe it's because, yeah, I just baked a muffin for the first time.

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I've actually been to Morocco where I attended a different henna event. Okay. You're kind of trans Moroccan. I'm definitely, I'm definitely like,

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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feeling my latin side being in miami and it's been amazing to like see my community but as a moroccan latina toaster um yeah i just i feel like it's not driving home enough for for some of you like i am cultured like i know things about other cultures multiple henna's Three. On multiple continents. And actually one of the henna's I went to was like a Yemenite henna's.

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Like people really think they know me. And then they're like, they're shocked. I'm literally an onion. It's true. And what I was going to say was I ate so much at the henna. There was like meats everywhere. I had three tums in my purse and I ate all of them.

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And like I had, do you know what an aureus is? I always say it wrong.

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It's like a pocket full of meat. It's so good. Yeah.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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Date your spouse. And that's the funny thing about names is like Kylie Kelsey has the same name as Kylie Jenner, but they carry them and wear them so differently. I don't even think of them as having the same name. Yeah. But they're spelled exactly the same. Yeah. That's like other Jackie's other Claudia's. I don't know any other Claudia's and I don't care to, I love being the only Claudia.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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Ashley Jacobs was one of the craziest times of my life.

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Um, and like, if you know me socially and your name is Claudia and like, you think we're like kind of close, like, so like we're not, you'll never get into the inner circle, but that change your name.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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Miles Teller went on Watch What Happens Live? I don't know why I find that so crazy.

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I was at a very cultural event. I was at a henna, so I missed it.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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Anya. Wait, Anya. Beth Harmon was on my show. This is like a huge get for Andy. Yeah. I feel like these are two of the biggest stars to ever be on his show.

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No, but there was like a period where all the big stars were going on.

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Mariah Carey did a solo episode. I think Oprah's been on. Gaga's been on. But they've been, like, very Bravo-centric recently. So this is a huge get.

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Well, now that you guys are on our YouTube channel, because you must be watching today's episode on YouTube, first of all, don't forget to subscribe. And second of all, feel free after this episode to go watch Ashley Jacobs sitting on Thomas Ravenel's lap. Do you want to feel free? I don't think you should feel great.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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And I want to say something. At what period of Michael's life are they casting? Because if they're doing a long stretch of time, they're going to need two actors.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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The thing is, of course, you shouldn't objectify another human being. But I can understand Andy in this moment. The hottest man on the planet is on your show talking about his crotch. And it's Andy. It's a natural instinct just to look down really briefly.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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And Miles clocked him. Yeah. The thing about Miles is he's kind of his own man. And he's going to speak up for himself. Yeah. And based on the transcription in this page six article, I can't tell if the vibes were like extremely weird.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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Reading it without emotion. Yeah. For the most part, everybody really gets into the vibes of Watch What Happens Live. They don't take it too seriously. The only time I can really think of things going really poorly was very sadly, what should have been a hilarious episode, Titus Andromedon, Titus Burgess on Watch What Happens Live.

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Yeah, well, there lies the issue. Titus. Titus. Titus from Kimmy Schmidt. His name is Titus in real life. He was on Watch What Happens Live. And you could tell he kind of just had a chip on his shoulder. I don't know what it was regarding. And then Andy asked a question that...

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was like a little, if you know everything about Titus and you're his super fan, like you should have known like a piece of that information being like, it's already on Broadway or whatever. And he like was so offended. It was like, you did no research and the whole vibe was so weird. That's like probably the weirdest episode of Watch What Happens Live in my memory. Interesting.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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But if you're going on, like you know what it is. I'm sure Kelly was like, Miles, like this is fun.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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Flirty, have a drink. Lighten up. Yeah, it's important to have a wife whose fingers on the pulse of culture who can explain things to you when you're Miles Taylor and like the only social media you have is a Twitter account.

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about these two as a couple for a while and i actually didn't even think of the remote possibility that he would help her with her music and the way i actually like them as a couple i have no problem with them but now i think they're an even better couple because the one thing missing from selena's like recent career moves is like good music yeah but it's like she hasn't wanted to make music but the music she has made the last couple okay the last couple have been bad but like revival

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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Like, I just feel like the amount of hate when I think of like all the scandals that we've had, like internet cancellations, we don't even consider the Ashley Jacobs of it all. We got canceled, not canceled, but people thought like that there was a conspiracy amongst us, Thomas and Ashley, because the only interview she did that entire season happened to be our random podcast.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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hip hop country pop he also has like so many collaborators he has real hits real hits everybody everyone would be happy with that choice that's so funny you didn't answer my text yesterday but on my flight here i decided to just like watch a ton of super bowl performances it was like it came up on my youtube okay what was your text I sent you a link. Okay. To the first one Bruno Mars ever did.

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Yes. Unbelievable. I've watched it recently. Oh, my God. And when I think of Bruno Mars, I always think of the one of Beyonce and Coldplay.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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Even though that was not his. That was Coldplay's. And Coldplay decided to bring out. No. Beyonce and Bruno. The 2016 Super Bowl halftime show where Bruno brings out. Oh, sorry. He brought out at the very end Red Hot Chili Peppers, which was probably my least favorite part. Fatal flaw. Yeah. But. It was unbelievable. Not only does he sing like nobody's ever sung. The way he's moving.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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He dances like nobody's ever danced. He plays the drums. He does it all. It is so great. It's so much energy. And then I watched Gaga. I watched Katy Perry. I watched the Coldplay Beyonce, Bruno Mars one. They were just like on this playlist and I was really enjoying it on the plane. But we don't talk enough about 2016.

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I'm so sorry. Please don't fire me.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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Yeah. Because even since that time, there are so many hits of his that are now like concrete hits. Cause I think that was before 24 karat magic. And then I think, yeah, they brought out when, when Coldplay brought out Bruno Mars and, He brought up Bruno Mars and Mark Ronson, so like 24-karat magic. That was during the time, but he hasn't done it since then. Apatow, such a Super Bowl song.

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Big Wet and Juicy, that's such a Super Bowl song.

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It was literally, it was such a big rumor last year, I thought it was real.

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What was the story here? I'm sorry. Like I totally.

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Right. So I want to say that a part of whenever we're analyzing their relationship, which is a lot, we don't talk enough about like the potential for her music comeback. And I don't think that's of great interest to her. Like she crushes it in other, you know, the acting, Rare Beauty, but her music has suffered like majorly in the last couple of years. Yeah.

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And he is like the hit maker of Hollywood. So it's kind of like a party duo. I don't think that's why she's dating him, but.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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I bet it's much better than the stuff she's been putting out. So for that, like that's a, that's a bonus. That's a plus.

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I love a good rhyme. Yeah. You know, I feel like that lyric was inspired by RhymeZone.com. Yeah, like RhymeZone.com slash fast.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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No, I agree with you that like her current career, it's funny how so many of the pop girls, because I also watched Lady Gaga's Super Bowl performance, which is... Perfection. It's perfection. Like, when she gets up on the piano and does Million Reasons and everybody has, like, candles in the air, it's seriously, like, good luck not crying.

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But it's so interesting how, like, so many of the big pop girlies, like, left that pop scene to do acting. Like, if I could do either, like, I would so want to be a pop star.

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Gaga, Ariana now, Selena. Like, you could, like, acting...

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sounds ms honestly like it's so awkward having to like kiss other people and pretend to be like like my name is mabel no it's not it's fucking selena gomez like it just doesn't sound fun whereas being a pop star is a dream yeah like if i can see anything in the world i would want to be a pop star yeah that's when they like lady gaga has always been one of my favorites and as an actress like she just leaves me she leaves me behind she doesn't lose me but i'm just like i'm gone yeah you're not like standing the acting yeah same even with kim

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Yes, exactly. Why people like want to become actors who are really successful in other things, especially like women in Hollywood.

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Smart Mouth can be trusted. It was developed by a dentist and it is dentist recommended. And I just like love that there is a company out there committed to fixing bad breath. I think a lot of the options out there up until this point, like mouthwash, toothpaste, mints, it just masks the sulfur, if you will.

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But we need to target the root cause, like actually get down to the bottom of it as somebody who like is so triggered by other people's breath and is worried constantly about having bad breath. Smart Mouth is a brand, like it's a cause driven brand and the cause means a lot to me. If you never want to have bad breath again,

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We need to talk about how mostly everybody listens to the show. Yeah. on their podcast platforms. And normally we would never discourage anybody from supporting us and our work and putting money in our pockets. We love you so much. Having said that, I implore you to head over to YouTube today. Jackie, this was all Jackie's idea. I'm in Miami for a wedding. Obviously Jackie lives in Florida.

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So from tech specs to budget recommendations, they are here to help you find a piece that you can feel great about for someone or for yourself. It is Valentine's Day. Like if you need to send a link to a partner, Blue Nile is a really reputable website. There are great prices. Their products are really well made.

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I have some gorgeous, every time I say this story, I feel like Gretchen Wieners talking about my hoops, but they really are so beautiful and they're so well made and I've had them for many years. And if you can forget buyer's paralysis, they also offer 30 day returns and a diamond price match guarantee. So experience the ease and convenience of shopping with Blue Nile, the original online jeweler.

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Go to bluenile.com today. That's B-L-U-E-N-I-L-E.com. Today's episode is also brought to you by The Flip Off. Have you been watching HGTV's buzzy new series, The Flip Off? It is so good, we can't wait for the next episode, and we can't wait for the news that's gonna come out of it that we can recap on the show. So if you haven't tuned in yet, the scoop is Christina Tarek. You guys know them.

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They were married, king and queen of flipping shows, then they got divorced. Now, after 10 years of history and drama and new marriages, the exes are ready to face off to prove who's the best flipper around in the flip-off. It's Tarek and his new wife, who we all know Heather, against Christina, and their goal is to flip a house with the biggest payoff.

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So it's really HGTV at its best, but it's not just about the flips. There's obviously stunning transformations, competitive banter, but there's also some really deeply raw and at times uncomfortable personal moments. Actually, during the show, Christina and her now ex-husband, Josh Hall, filed for divorce. He's out of the show. So it's really real and gritty.

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In this week's episode, things are getting even juicier because Christina calls in her second ex-husband, Ant Anstead, to judge the guest suite. So you heard that right. Three ex-husbands in one show. The drama is real. But let's not forget the heart of the series, the transformations.

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I know. They will. I feel like everybody's talking about the flip-off. Like, no cap.

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We were talking about it yesterday in May News. But, like, we would talk about it. But I think everybody else would talk about it, too. Yeah. Catch the latest episode this Wednesday night at eight, seven central on HGTV and check out this one of a kind competition. If you haven't tuned in yet, you can get caught up on the episodes on max. I'm telling you, you don't want to miss it.

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Especially if you want to know like what's going on on the toast, you have to watch a flip off to keep up.

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So I feel like it means she regrets taking Blake's side. I don't know if that was like her truth at the time, but I think it's like, it doesn't matter. It's not worth the backlash. And also once she... stepped in it and like got herself involved. She's like a major player here. Like this is her story. It's her mother's. Well, it's, it's inspired by her mother's story, but it's her book.

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So when she took a side, it was like kind of a big deal, but she received a lot of backlash in the form of, um, rumors and gossip about an incident with her son. Yeah. So I think that's why she had initially deactivated it. She, she took Blake's side. And then this had been a story that would have been like whispered about on the internet.

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I had seen it like on Tik TOK, but apparently there was an incident with her son. He was accused of like sexual harassment or sexual assault and Colleen and her and his and her family, like obviously, you know, protected the son. And I think kind of maybe it's something weird, like the, and so it's been this, and she kind of,

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put her and her family right at the center of this media war and took Blake's side. I think she didn't like the feedback she received. She deactivated her social media. Now she's back. She can't really not be on social media. She's an active part of not only this film, but like all of her books are currently being made into different movies with different, partners and different celebrities.

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Jackie keeps acting like she grew up in Boise. She's in the studio. She's like, yeah, big city slicker. It's like you literally grew up in Manhattan.

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And so she's, she goes to like book-a-thon.

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methodical, using other people as pawns.

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No, but also when she did get involved, it was like a part of this big wave of momentum, right? Everybody was team Blake. Yeah. And then Paul Feig and Jenny Slate. So it was kind of like, it's easy to be, speak out on someone's behalf when everyone's doing it.

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And so I don't think they foresaw it turning so quickly back to team Justin and an anti-Blake Colleen rhetoric. So I think she thought like it was kind of going to be the end of it, but it starts.

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Like she doesn't have a real power. No, she's very much like a front facing part of this. Like people, they use her for media and press and it's like exciting. She's like a woman's story. But she doesn't have real input.

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And to get your book made, she really is, like, before all this, it was, I remember they did, like, a New York Times profile on her and it was, like, that particular year she sold two million books. Like, she's such an amazing success. And she's, um... kind of revitalized a stereotypically like, you know, people never gave romance novels much.

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Okay, ready? Speaking of making small things. No, what did you say? Big deal out of small things. I have news. You're wearing a dress? I am wearing a dress because this dress is all that fits me right now. I'm with child, so everybody can eat my ass, but no. But it's about my child. It's huge news.

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They were never like, you know, in the front of the bookstore. It was never like sexy. It was just like kind of like these things women read in their spare time. So she revitalized like an entire different genre. She really is like a trailblazer. And now she's just kind of been like, like it's like a pawn, you know?

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And she has so many exciting projects coming up. Almost all of her books get optioned. And she's really like a, she's a major success and she is like an inspiration. But now we just think of her as like, Blake, Claire, Baldoni.

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Yeah, which was great for PR and great for like, because the book was really created on social media, like the hype. So you can't leave people in the dust. You have to bring them on that journey with you. But that's really not stereotypically in the past how books get made. Like you buy a book and the author has no part of any of it. And that's, you know, hard for them.

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But that's what you get when you sell your book.

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It's just crazy that this is the first one and it went so south.

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And the fact that it's the type of scandal that the things we're talking about are sexual harassment, women in the workplace, and the book is literally about these things. It's seriously like- It's stranger than fiction. It's like self-fulfilling.

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And welcome back to The Toast. Happy Friday. That so doesn't feel like a Friday. You guys, it's the last day of the week. Obviously, we're rejoicing. We're really grateful. However, so much is happening.

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This has been Aaron Rodgers recently, like big time loser.

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Yeah. They kind of need, even though he didn't do a good job, but I don't know if it's more so that Aaron Rodgers isn't good anymore, or it's just the curse of the Jets. The Jets, they could have Tom Brady and everyone, and they just still wouldn't be able to do well. It's something in the air, in that arena.

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crazy person like he's not going out like this he wanted to play that same season that he got injured yeah no I mean you have to really orchestrate when you're like a great quarterback or any player but specifically quarterback you have to orchestrate like a really um a pargy way of going out even like Jason Kelsey that's the most recent retirement while he didn't win it was still an honorable way to go right the Kelsey bull he went out on top

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You know, Tom Brady did go out well the first time, and then he just kind of embarrassed himself. But you want to make it- No, but he won another Super Bowl with the Bucks. Yeah, but he lost his family in return.

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Yesterday, after we recorded yesterday's episode, the second we stopped, Dr. Fox detected me with my glucose results. Now, I could have shared them on social media, but I thought, we're family here, save it for the show. And there's been a lot of speculation about whether or not Turdy tested positive for gestational diabetes. Was she GD Aladin or GD Aladin? And the answer is, I am GD Aladin.

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If they don't come back, they were never yours. In an ideal situation, you win the Super Bowl and then you retire. But you have to do it in a way that's not embarrassing. And this is embarrassing. I'm going to come and revitalize this loser-y team. He's not going out this way. You got injured and then you got cut. So that's what I'm saying. He kind of... He can't. He can't.

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Oh my God, by the way, I just want to say, I didn't know that. I just like was using my knowledge of football to make an educated guess.

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Because all the wives and girlfriends... The best part of the 49ers is Olivia Culpo, Kristen Juszczyk, Claire Kittle, the girlies. So I just want to know who Aaron would be bringing to the crew.

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You would love that though. I would, but they don't have a football team. Yeah, but then you have to travel to the big city and become a big city slicker for the game.

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Well, that's actually a great transition because we have Queenie and Weenie and there are a little bit of like, I have some sports selects. Okay. So Queenie and Weenie of the Week is a segment we do every Friday. Just sort of wrap up the week, take a look at the week at a glance and give out two awards to Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week.

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Somebody who acted like a Queenie this week and somebody who acted like a Weenie this week. It's a seven day title. It's not that serious. You can be Queenie one week, Weenie the next. It hasn't happened, but it could.

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Yeah. Just like, don't take it so serious. Yeah. So you're going to do queen near weenie first.

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Yeah, no, that's definitely up there for me.

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My Queenie is Saquon Barkley. Similar but different. I just feel like I wasn't really familiar with Saquon and this week was a big week for Saquon, obviously winning the Superbowl, but more so the media appearances. Um, he's getting praised online for defending Taylor Swift and everything I see about this man. And he's just like a cute fiance and they have a baby. Like everything I see, I like.

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And I also just learned about his like story from the giants. Like I'm just learning. And I'm like, yeah. And I just want to like keep the Philadelphia Eagles fans who listened to this show. I want to keep them happy because, um, they're a scary bunch. They're a scary bunch. And they'll come to your town, you know?

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I am... Not having to take the three hour test. Yeah, I passed my glucose test. I'm so skinny. Like he basically, this is what Dr. Fox said when he texted me. He said, glucose...

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My weenie of the week, and I'm sorry to do this because she has been through a lot, but weenie behavior needs to be called out. It's Mandy Moore. The more I think about that story we talked about yesterday where she was blowing up Amazon for delivering that package to her parents-in-law's burnt-down house.

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And something we didn't even talk about when we were discussing it is it can't be overstated that her parents... order that shit to that specific location. So we're mad at Amazon for doing their jobs. Like maybe, maybe the driver was like, Oh, the person whose house burned down, like doesn't have anywhere else to live. So they need like a delivery point. Like, I don't know.

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The more I thought about it, I feel like, You have to be really careful when you're a celebrity going online to complain about social media. Not only did she misread the room here, she's also wrong in this situation.

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She's America's sweetheart. That's the thing. And like, she's always like, and up until recently, she's kind of been one of the most vocal celebrities and one of the celebrities who lost the most. So people are just championing her right now. And I'm down. And then the more I think about the situation critically, I'm like, wait, I love you.

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This has been a beautiful episode. I think we absolutely crushed. Drew, you agree? Yeah, he agrees. And that's our show, you guys. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast the Millennium Morning Show, where we deliver the Fast Five stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching us on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give us a video, a thumbs up.

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We're also available as a podcast and where podcasts can be found. So that's Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Video, iHeartRadio, CastBox, all the places where we listen to podcasts. Find us, the Toast, leave a five-star review about how beautiful, stunning, and wickedly talented we are.

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You passed. You're slightly anemic. So what I heard. So we called you skinny. You are so skinny. Frail. You are suffering malnourishment from how skinny you are. You have no food in your body, your skin and bones. And we are worried about you at this office. That's what I heard Dr. Fox say. That's what he said. Yeah. He said slightly anemic. So it's giving slim. It is.

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It's giving clean bill of health, TGTGBH, God willing. Yeah. And yeah, so I don't have to suffer that three-hour test. I don't have to drink that thing ever again until the next time. Even if she liked it a little too much. Yeah. But it just kind of... It wasn't the news I was expecting. I kind of just felt like my fate was to have gestational diabetes. Do you know what I mean?

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Yeah, well, everybody really hypes up that glucose test. So I like made it my whole personality. I made like a thousand TikToks about it. People being like, are you really making this your personality? Well, I was made to think it was a big deal. It kind of isn't.

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And she was like, what if we get a studio? And I was like, this bitch is like always doing so much. Like I'm pregnant. Can I just lay at home and podcast? And she forced us to do it. And she is a hundred percent right. We found this pargylicious studio. Drew is here. He's live switching. If you're watching on the- Show him the live switch.

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Oh, you're friends without electricity, like you're granola friends?

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Well, I did hear, actually, we got some really interesting feedback from yesterday's episode about some of our crunchier girls who didn't want to do the drink. And there are other options. That's what we said. You can, but no, not like, you know. Gatorade? No, a Snickers. Even though I feel like a Snickers is just as unhealthy as that drink.

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I had just written a couple of things down I wanted to share.

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Also, first of all, happy Valentine's Day. Oh my God, happy V-Day to you as well. And it begs the question, will you be mine?

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I knew consciously, like it was subconsciously it was Valentine's Day, but I didn't wake up and think it's Coronation Day until I got this really, really beautiful text from my husband who left the house at 6 a.m. to go golf.

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I don't want to rub it in, but I got this text from my husband that kind of is going to put all these other bitches to shame. Ready? Are you going to read it out loud? Happy Game Tunes Day, Angel. I love you. It was obviously a typo. Happy Game Tunes Day, Angel. I love you. I said Game Tunes. She said Valentine's Day, LOL.

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Oh, we switch, we switch. And then also go back to the regular one. You guys see how we're like, ooh, and we're moving. You see there's like a very slow wave. Yeah, we're just kind of leveling up. These other bitches could never.

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It's called setting up a joke. Like I was, I wanted you to think that.

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Happy Game Tunes Day to you. Happy Game Tunes Day.

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Yeah, I did get flowers. They're in my hotel room. Not to be like, you know.

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Actually, they were arriving as I left, so I didn't actually see them. Oh, okay. Yeah. And then the other thing I wanted to say, just like a quick correction from yesterday's episode. I went on this like whole long diatribe. Maybe you heard it, maybe you didn't because my audio fucking sucked yesterday. I'm really sorry about that.

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About how I wanted to make a more conscious effort to expand our boomer demographic.

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And I quickly realized that thanks to some of the comments, I actually was wrong. I don't want boomers. We want Gen X. Okay. I got confused between my gen and my generations. I'm not even 100% sure what Gen X is, but Gen X are like the people that own homes.

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And then above X is boom. Boom. And the boom, like I actually don't think they would understand us at all.

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What are the stories like by me today?

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I love your Capris. Did you say Capri or Capri?

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Yes, I'm so excited after this. Not that I'm rushing through the episode. I would absolutely never do that.

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After the party in the studio, I am spending the day with my family, which I'm so excited about. Snitch is in town, too. She's also at the wedding. So Liv and Jax are just bringing the kids. We're going to have lunch. We're going to swim. I'm so excited.

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Right, right, right. While paying respect to that.

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And giving credit where credit is due. Yeah.

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30 minutes right whatever the air conditioning level is at i'm not gonna be able to change it like how are people i saw someone texting and driving on the highway i'm like what are you doing that's so funny i feel that way about picking your nose and driving like and i always i couldn't have taken a hand off the wheel well of course then you're losing 50 of your mobility but also like nose picking when you're like an avid nose picker like requires deep thought and concentration and then also supplies because once you get the bugger like you need a tissue to like rub it into yeah and so whenever i see people picking their nose i'm like stay away from that driver because they are reckless or like

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That's, jot it down for title. Regular but American.

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Just like the concept of driving really fast with like a lot of other cars and never stopping. Like you just get used to it and then you can unclench a little bit. Like I'm sure you were so close to the electric shoulders up by your ears.

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I wouldn't have moved it one inch. So I think that like conceptually it gets like less of a big deal and then you can just kind of relax.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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Regular but extraordinary Americans. Americans. It's also just a Friday, which means we have such a good show. We have the Fast Five. We have to catch up. We have Queenie and Weenie. And of course, who could forget Sudden Charm Recap?

The Toast

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Or what about that girl who took herself to Target, that five-year-old girl who stole her parents' car?

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Do you see it? No, I don't see it. Okay, yeah, it didn't, like, stick so well. I think I took it off too soon.

The Toast

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A lot of people don't know, this is actually my third henna festivity I've been to. The bride for this wedding is Moroccan, and so, like, before the wedding, there's a big celebration where, like, it's called a henna, but a henna's also a type of tattoo. I'm not 100% clear. And then the bride, like, gives out little, like... like satin ribbons with like a glob of henna in it.

The Toast

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It's supposed to be good luck. And she gave me a blessing. So like, I'm just, I'm feeling like very spiritual and holy at it. And I know you're like making fun of my tattoo, but if you want me to like give you a little bit of that.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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Cause you went to a religious affair and you were also feeling connected to the Lord.

The Toast

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That's what you can come to expect here from the show. Like spirituality, guidance, driving tips, things of that nature.

The Toast

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Yeah. But like, I want to buy this place like and live here.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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This is so Pargy. It really is. And you know what? You know what? Whenever we talk about how ever since we went remote, whenever we podcast in person, we like feel weird.

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It's the lighting or something. I'm not sure.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to The Toast and ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

The Toast

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Yeah, of course. But like, I think modern Jewish women, like we hate it.

The Toast

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But you did like two very private brises.

The Toast

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Okay, there was like 20 people there.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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Yeah, most of the places I go to are like a fucking free for all, like 600 people. And that's totally what Ben wants. So like, just prepare yourself. Okay. Like I'm just not in the mood to argue. Um, so yeah, like it's all out and I actually cannot believe I did not spoil pronoun or anything on the podcast. Like that was my, that's also another reason why I couldn't wait till January.

The Toast

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It was just a matter of time. Yeah. Or the good guys.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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You know, Ben would like accidentally say it and not even hear it. So it wouldn't get cut.

The Toast

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Hopefully not. Okay. Um, yeah, I'm having a good guy. I'm having his baby. And I went for a big doctor's appointment yesterday, which like, again, I hadn't been to the doctor in a couple of weeks. So I'm like, yeah, will they, will they? It's so like- How's Dr. Fox? Fab, just absolutely fab. Only spoke to him briefly because the scan was done by a tech and I want to talk to the techs of America.

The Toast

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My tech was actually amazing. I feel like in some appointments, they dig that thing in your belly so hard. She was so soft. You have to have a full bladder. So when they're digging so hard, it's like, could you chill the fuck out? She had such a great touch. She was very quiet. I'm not sure what they teach you in school. Bedside manner wise. Because if there is something wrong.

The Toast

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Like you don't want to alert. That's the doctor's job. To like give the information. So I was like asking. Like she was so quiet. And she was also busy. Doing a lot. So like I didn't want to bother her. But I'm like. How we looking? And it was a long scan. It's like. It was like 40 minutes. So I'm like. What do you see? What do you see? What do you know? What's going on?

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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And she was like, just taking pictures. Like she was not giving me an inch as to whether like it was devastating news or overwhelmingly positive. Then she gives all the imaging and all the reports to Dr. Fox and we go into Dr. Fox's office and he said, it's all good. Like we didn't even go over results. He was like, that's good.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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But of course we had to spend a good 15 minutes rewrapping Ben's finger. I saw. Which brings me to the story I wanted to tell about the craziest thing my husband did.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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Yeah. Popping off my friends.

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It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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Seriously, she should be in jail. For real. It's the craziest thing. And by the way, to be clear, that was not Dr. Fox's tech.

The Toast

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I also took a look at my cervix yesterday because of your cursed one that potentially could be, you know, hereditary. Even though I don't think it is. Three centimeters looking good. We love to hear it. We love to hear it. So to the Czechs of America, I say, let us in. Like do less and do more. Or like seriously, they should be in a different room.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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Like I wish she was behind a curtain or something. Do you know what I mean? Like I was right next to her. Her hand is like on my belly. Like the lizard. We were doing transvaginal. I know. And she won't even look at me. Do you know what I mean?

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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And I know that. I know that, but Ben was making me crazy. And Ben did something, he was trying to lighten up. This is not the crazy thing that he did, it just reminded me. Actually, I'm not gonna say it, nevermind. Okay, but what's the crazy thing he did? So he got his finger rebandaged by Dr. Fox. Dr. Fox took a look at it.

The Toast

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He wasn't worried, but he said, pick up like an antibiotic alloitment on your way home from doing like a bacitracin or something. So I guess Ben ordered on GoPuff. his antibiotic appointment. Appointment? Ointment. We're going to bed last night, and he was rewrapping his bandage, and he gets back in bed. I'm like, by the way, did you get that antibiotic appointment? Why do I keep saying that?

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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Antibiotic appointment that Dr. Fox told you to get? He's like, yeah, I got Neosporin and Preparation H. I was like, what was that second one? He's like, Preparation H, have you heard of it? Yeah.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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I'm like, how do you move through this planet? Like not knowing stuff like that. Like everybody knows. I've never had a hemorrhoid and I know what it is. There are commercials for it. Like everybody knows what preparation H is.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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H is for hemorrhoid. That's good enough for me. I could not believe this grown ass man was walking around like not knowing that preparation H was like a tushy cream. Thankfully he had went for the Neosporin. So we hadn't put it on the, the cut yet, but it's like in my house. Like, well, you know what? It's a good thing to have as a pregnant lady.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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You should put it out there. You should host a Southern Charm panel one year. I did it one year. You should do it.

The Toast

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Now I think to number three. My Shannon Ford news. Why don't you share yours first? I feel like I've been talking a lot.

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Well, she's kind of crushing all facets of life because in addition to being a sourdough queen, she's also a toaster. She listens to the show, I think like every day. And without even like asking or telling me, she was listening to the Mark Schoenretter Holocaust Education Foundation board meeting extravaganza episode of two days ago. And Shannon has pledged $10,000 to the donation matching.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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So we're doing a fundraiser at the end of this month. The Toast has pledged 10,000. And now Shannon has pledged. So once we raise $20,000 from the community, it will be matched by us and Shannon's 20K. And we will have raised, hopefully, $40,000. And Shannon didn't even tell me. She just like literally was writing a check. She did not ask to be praised, but like she, I was seriously floored.

The Toast

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I couldn't believe it. Like she's not Jewish. I know she like totally understands the struggle and she like respects.

The Toast

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I was so touched. I was like, I was speechless. You know me. I always have something to say. I didn't even know what to say. So generous. That's my queen right there. She's such a queen.

The Toast

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They don't. They don't. Trust your faves. Like that's my girl.

The Toast

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Are kings and queens, are royals.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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Now, the next thing I wanted to talk about was Yellowstone. Should I save it for your Southern Charm recap?

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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So really, like seriously, besides my gender reveal, what's going on in the world?

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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Oh yeah. Okay. Anybody else when that like screenshot went around, I thought he died. Claudia? Claudia? Did you also? Yes. I don't know if it was like the picture TMZ used.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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So I obviously wasn't thrilled with the domestic violence, but I'm glad he's alive.

The Toast

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Oh, that's just what his career needed.

The Toast

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The Fast Five stories that you need to know are brought to you by State Farm. What a party way to end the year with really one of our most loyal sponsors, who we are so grateful to, by the way. Thank you, State Farm, for sticking by us and always being there for us. That's kind of your thing, right? Like a good neighbor, you are there. And we love that.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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And when you need ways to get help, State Farm also gives you options there. So maybe you're like me, you're a technology swirly who loves to do everything on her phone. Well, with State Farm, you can get help on statefarm.com or on their award-winning app. Perhaps you're like Jax, you like to handle things in person, talk to a local agent on the phone like you're living in the 1950s.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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That's what we love about State Farm. No matter what kind of toaster you are, State Farm lets you do things your way. So when you need help protecting the things that matter most, just think of your two favorite swirlies. What would your two favorite swirlies say in a moment like that? They would say, like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. Well, they would actually probably sing it.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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And it goes a little something like this. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. And then it says don't let Jackie sing and the ad right there. Okay, that works for me. I'm doing what the brand says. Today's episode is also brought to you by Squarespace, the all-in-one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and succeed online.

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The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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Some people spend like $30,000 building a website. It's insane. Squarespace is so accessible. It will get you a website up and running in no time. And it'll look really professional. Like you hired a big fancy agency. They have really good flexible templates to make your website look positively radiant. They also have the ability to sell custom merch.

The Toast

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The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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So was Ben not in it? Because I know he got mic'd up. He was like really excited.

The Toast

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The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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And then when you're ready to launch, squarespace.com slash toast for that 10% off your first purchase of a website or a domain. Today's episode is also brought to you by... cozy earth. I'm just at a phase in my life. I was just watching somebody on Instagram talk about this, how they're like so excited to be, you know, not pregnant anymore and like go back to wearing like cute skirts and tights.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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Like literally not me. No, not me. I'm loving this part of pregnancy and shopping cozy earth and like having a cozy house from top to bottom has been one of the great joys of pregnancy. Honestly, there are so many great products from cozy earth, like their bamboo sheet sets, which are really unmatched comfort and, um, coziness. Like I just, they're so breathable.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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They make great sheets, but they're women's pajama sets with the bamboo pajama set. First of all, so cute, like timeless, classic chic. Yeah, whatever. So comfortable. I'm very susceptible to different waistbands these days. Like not every waistband is going to work for me. The bamboo pajama set from Cozy Earth are just fabulous.

The Toast

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The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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All the bedding product products come with an a hundred night sleep trial, but you will fall in love after the first night, but you can feel good knowing your purchase is protected. Bedtime will just, I just like bedtime is everything, you know? And I feel like actually recently it's been kind of like troubling finding like Sheets that I like and outfits that don't itch and pull on my stomach.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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So Cozy Earth is just like a really great brand to shop from. And if you get a post-purchase survey, say that you heard about Cozy Earth from the toast when you're using our link. So it's CozyEarth.com slash the toast. Our code is toast for an exclusive discount up to 40% off. And if you do get a post-purchase survey, please say that you heard about Cozy Earth from this podcast.

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It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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I mean, we have to assume he's drinking, right?

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I mean, because you also have to think about like how badly you have to be fighting in a house. Yeah. Not even in an apartment complex, a house. Like for your neighbors to hear you. Like. Yeah. That's a really fucking crazy fight.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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So worrisome. Yeah. Yeah. And Allie had attended an event like later that day or the day after. Well, actually that would be today. So it was like later that night. Seemingly, you know, all good.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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Actually, I don't agree. Like it's really hard to not make everything about yourself when literally everything's about us, Jackie. It's insane.

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I saw that too, finally. She fucking hates him. And I don't know if she's ever really spoken like very directly about what exactly went down between them. She's like alluded to a bunch of different things and she will take any opportunity. Like she fucking hates him.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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But I would love to know like what really, she had alluded to different forms of abuse and like domestic violence sort of not shocking her. Yeah.

The Toast

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Yeah. The seventh thing we have to do is our final Queenie and Weenie of the week. Right.

The Toast

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Oh my God, I saw the craziest podcast clip because James Kennedy reminds me a lot of weirdly Harry Jowsey. They just like have the same accent and like the same vibe. And Harry Jowsey was talking on his podcast. I feel like he doesn't really get serious, but he was talking about he's from New Zealand and it's legal there to do assisted suicide if you have a terminal illness.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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And his dad, who was terminally ill, decided to do it. And he was like talking about it. I was like actually crying watching this podcast clip. That's really sad. I know. And then it got me thinking about assisted suicide. He was saying it's really hard to get approved.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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Like you need to have a ton of doctors, paperwork, a million things to prove that like you only have limited time left on this earth. Cause it can't be, it can't be, you know, you, it can't be abused. Like you can't just decide that you don't want to live for other reasons. Like it has to be like medical, which I kind of, I feel like it's a really hot button issue, but I kind of agree.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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Like I, I know we don't have it here, but like if you're terminally ill, like you should be able to go out on your own. Do you agree? Yeah. I don't know enough about it to say. Did you see those suicide pods? I forget what country it was. In the middle of a jungle, you can put yourself in this pod and it peacefully kills you. Wow.

The Toast

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It's just, it's actually overwhelming how much we have to do.

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Yeah, it looked like the things they laid in in that movie with Jennifer Lawrence. Yes. How did you know that's what I was talking about?

The Toast

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Yeah, it looks like a spaceship. Like, I don't know if you could say.

The Toast

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I don't know. Like, I don't know if it like gases you or like takes all the oxygen out.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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Well, yeah, I feel like this you can't just like pop in. I don't think that should like be. But the way Harry Jowsey was talking about, he didn't seem like resentful at all. I think like overall, he was like happy that his dad got to go out on his own terms and not be in pain. Like he had a diagnosis that was just like, you weren't coming back from.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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It was so interesting, not me expecting, like so unexpectedly having these kind of deep and complex conversations from Harry Chowsey.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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Harry Jowsey is very layered. And I think a lot of people, myself included, like we forget how we know Harry Jowsey, right? Yeah. There was a time where Too Hot to Handle was like on its way to being like a Love is Blind, but they like took it too far and it got weird.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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No, but it's actually really crazy how that really launched the careers of two very successful celebrities, Francesca Varago and Harry Jowsey.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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So I was actually thinking of suggesting that to you last night. Actually, I woke up from 345 to 545 AM and I thought of everything under the sun. And one of them was like, maybe tomorrow's Queenie and Weenie should be more of an annual. It's so hard to, and it's actually like, I think calling someone a Weenie of the year, like... It's the antithesis of weenie of the week. It's a seven day title.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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I mean, it's hard to plead anything other than guilty when there's literally a video of you doing it.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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Just stop throwing chairs. Okay. Um, I think this is appropriate. Like, sorry. I think people are probably like, it's crazy. He's going, he's not going to jail first of all, but he is going to have to like be away for a whole week. He'll survive. Um, And then he's also on parole for two years, which means you have to behave.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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Like if you violate your parole in any way, like you would go to jail for five times longer than you would have if you had committed the crime not on parole. Like it's actually very serious. Now that I just read that book, The Many Lives of Mama Love, like parole is not to be fucked with. Like, so Sandra Bullock, Harsher punishments for parole violators. Comes to mind here, she does.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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Yeah, I was just having this conversation because I've been begging my friend Margo to read Mike the Situation's book. Because, you know, I think a lot of people think a lot of things about Mike the Situation, but... If they read his book, they would understand him more. Did you read it?

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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She's like an elegant, refined, she's a lady. But she loves reality TV, and she loves reading. And I've been trying to get her to read it, and she's reading it, she loves it. And she was texting me like, it's really so crazy that he went to jail. And it is because he didn't violate the law on purpose, right? Their intent has to matter when it comes to a crime.

The Toast

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He had no idea that he wasn't paying his taxes. He had hired his brother who knew shit about fuck to do his money. And... it should have been enough for him to pay it back and maybe do a little community service.

The Toast

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Like him serving time in a real prison was so crazy, but it's a part of this, I think, trend where celebrities really do get a harsher punishment because they like to be made an example out of similar with Teresa Giudice. If Teresa wasn't famous, she was just a housewife, she probably wouldn't have went to jail. Maybe she would have been on house arrest or something. And Todd Chrisley.

The Toast

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Even though Todd Chrisley I don't really feel applies because like Todd Chrisley, Todd Chrisley really did that stuff and he did it knowingly, the wife. Yeah, I don't know about the wife. Like the scale of what they did wasn't so big that they should be in prison for 14 years. Like their sentence is crazy, but he did do that thing. He did break the law knowingly.

The Toast

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You can come back from it, but you were the weenie of a whole year.

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It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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Like I feel like Mike, the situation didn't. And Martha's thing was so stupid. She didn't even go to jail for breaking the law. She went to jail for lying to the police, whatever. And with this Morgan Wallen case, what do you think a lay person's sentence would have been for throwing a chair off a roof?

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

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Yeah. Like you think this is appropriate. You think that this is more because he's a celebrity, less because he's a celebrity. Same with like Felicity Huffman going to jail.

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Okay. But then that also is the antithesis of weenie of the week because it's not like the weenie of this week is Jay-Z. Jay-Z. But the title isn't criminal of the week. Like it's actually supposed to be fun and lighthearted. Okay.

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Yeah. I guess the crazy thing is I think about like, Justin Timberlake, who was just driving drunk. Didn't hurt anyone, but could have. Kind of like what you just said. And I feel like when you have a DUI, like you don't go to jail. Like when I think of celebrities, like they get a mug shot and they get like held for the night. And when they get sentenced, they don't like go to jail.

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We also don't talk enough that Khloe Kardashian, albeit for literally one afternoon, went to jail.

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Yeah, and there is a difference between jail and prison. Jail is like where they hold you. And I learned this in my book.

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No, but I think- before you get sentenced, it can take like a year for your case to finally get a sentence from the time that you're arrested. And some people are held without bail and some people are held with bail and they can't pay it. So they go to jail, which is kind of like this holding space till you figure out if you're gonna be free, if you're gonna go to prison.

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And I think based on my book, and then also I was actually watching Brooke Schofield talk about this, because I think her mom went to prison. Once you get to like a federal prison, especially the women's like low security ones, she was like there, Not what you think. The federal, like the federally funded ones, like they have iPads, they have salons.

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Like you kind of like, not camp, but it's not what people think. Jail, where they sort of just hold you for literally, it can be a year. Actually, in the book that I was reading, it was not a cell. It was like this open, like bunk bed room, like kind of like an orphanage. Yeah. Book was really good. I feel like everyone should read it. It was called The Many Lives of Mama Love.

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It reminded me a lot of Mike the Situation's book, which is why it was reminded for me to tell my friend Margo because she was dealing with like a heroin issue. Understood.

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She's in the same like neighborhood as Cartier, as Dior, as Prada. Like she thinks she did that. And it's literally a gorgeous store.

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I know my queenie of the year as well. I was going to say the queenie that I chose is actually like could be the year.

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So the Fits Everybody Scoop Bralette is my favorite bralette ever. And the Skims Holiday Shop has them. And the Skims Holiday Shop is so cute. They have like some of their best-selling fan favorite items packaged in these super cute boxes. So it makes it really easy for gifts, for stocking stuffers and the festive prints are really gonna get you into the holiday spirit.

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Literally some of the best pajamas and so cute. They have like different, you know, holiday themed colors like red and green and so cute to get for different members of the family. So that on Christmas morning, you can all wake up, be matching and like take really cute pictures. Very Kate Hudson and her family in the Skims holiday campaign.

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Okay, okay. So let's talk about what went down on social media last night. Jackie, a couple of days ago was, I don't know, was it on the podcast? Yes, I was speaking for the people. She was berating me endlessly about doing my gender reveal. I had planned to do it in January because, you know, like you only get pregnant for the first time once and I'm just like trying to milk it.

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And I feel like people just put gift guides on their website. Like they just throw a bunch of crap in there. Like they're not well thought out at all. Somebody at sex.com has been spending all year on their gift guide. Cause it's actually like, oh, that is a guide. Like I'm feeling guided. Thank you. I know what I want to get as a gift.

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Last toast commercial of the year.

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And Jackie was like, listen, at a certain point, like the public stops caring. And that's really all I needed to hear. That's like my worst fear. People stop caring about me and what's going on in my life. So I very quickly got that vlog together. I had had all the footage and I just like have been sitting on it.

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I fucking love this woman, let me tell you. And even if she had came in with a photographer and took a million pictures with everyone and posted them on her Instagram and did a press release, I wouldn't even think, people like hate on her and they're like, well, she look, she did charity just for attention.

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The fact that every piece of footage that came out of this was from like a parent filming and a TikTok. Taylor's team did not release anything. She so did not go for that. But even if she did, like, you know, those kids would have loved being on her fucking Instagram. And even if she did, that's better than no charity work at all.

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But the sheer fact that like, we know about this because all the parents, like seriously, the parents, the parents cared more about Taylor than the kids. I was dying. Every clip I saw, I watched a thousand times. Like, Let me just tell you, she's so special. And to see her doing it in Travis's community just adds. But even if she went to any hospital, you know she does the Children's LA.

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She does all of them. But to see it in his community, I actually got choked up. I was like, no, she's such a queen.

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Brittany is such a big leader in her community.

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No, and I just know like Taylor got home. She spent all day with those kids and she got home and like started crying in Travis's arm because it's like a lot to see kids like that and have to be like, you know, just joy. And it's like, you don't even know the right thing to say. And, you know, she's from the very early on in her career, she's like always really connected with sick kids.

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And Ronan is obviously like a huge, and she takes that on. She's such an empath, you know? So I just know she was like,

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really sad yesterday like i just know she like smiles for everyone and then she got in the car and totally started crying you know yeah it's a lot to like spend all day and a lot of celebrities do this a lot of them do like make a wish there's like that famous video florence welsh who's like kid's dream it was to sing shake it off with her and it's like so cute it's very heavy like especially for those make-a-wish ones like yes it's very hard yeah so just a very sweet moment from the lurd

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I wasn't sure when I was going to release it, but with the holidays coming up and we were just now this week spending so much time scheduling the Patreon content for next week that I was like, you know what? I have a slate for it and it has to be today.

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And she looked so cute in her new outfit. I just love her. And I love that she stopped working, what, three days ago? She probably flew back two days ago from wherever she was, Canada. And it's like, back to the community. Back to the kids. Yeah.

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and I do also love that about her because we were all like that age when we started like loving Taylor Swift but now the majority of her fans are like grown grown women and kids are like always the kind of what's the word I'm looking for kind of always at like the forefront of like the fact that she still does the 22 hat, not still, that she does the 22 hat one.

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It is. And we are coming from a place of privilege, making our own schedules. Most people's last day of work is like next Friday. Um, no, not us. We so excited. celebrate this time of year.

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Like she's actually not a pop star for six year olds anymore. She was, but she's like always keeping kids top of mind. It's like so sweet.

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Can't wait for the surrogate.

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No, and all the TikToks, like the dancing, like it was genuinely, it was too fucking much for me. It was so sweet. Everything makes me cry. Like I cried 500 times. I cried myself to sleep last night because Jackie sent me the cutest fucking video of her kids. And I was just, I don't even know why I was crying. I was, Jackie, my pillow was soaking wet. Ben was like, are you okay?

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It was reminding me of when Ben told me that he was playing the piano to Vanessa Carlton and I literally could not stop crying. It was the same exact feeling. It was like kind of sad, even though the video wasn't sad, like it was just pure. It was pure. It was pure. And it was the same thing with Ben's Vanessa Carlton piano, like pure, you're trying to learn Vanessa Carlton on the piano.

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Jackie, I was in fucking consolable, like seriously. Cause I was like, and I saw the video already. I'd seen it earlier that day. But then before bed, I was like, wait, Ben, you got to see this cute video Jackie sent. And he was like, it's so cute. But like, are you okay? Everything makes me cry. That the videos of Taylor and the guy being like,

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he was like, it was obviously dad's turn to be in the hospital. Mom maybe went to work, but mom is the biggest Swifty. And they didn't get any notice. I think Taylor just like showed up one day and the dad's hand is shaking. He's like, my wife is coming. So he's like trying to like stall. He's like, she's on her, she's literally running.

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She's went to the Aero store three times, like hands shaking on the phone. And the kid like, doesn't like, he's like, he's not a Taylor like Stan, you know? He was just like, she brought everyone copies of her book and he was like, maybe you can make it out to my mom.

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Yes. And for those who saw the Patreon and know the gender, thank you for being Patreon members. And for those who don't, like I will share it any minute now, but I... We're going to crack it out a little bit longer. Of course, of course, of course. But there were so many things that went down. So I... Okay, I'll say it first. Ready? Just because I don't want to mess up any pronouns.

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And you know that like, I don't like name a fucking harder job. Like the coal miners can never being like a pediatric nurse in a hospital. Like, yeah. She's such a queen for this. Like I fucking love her. Like, and I know a lot of celebrities do this. It's like actually a very common philanthropic thing to go to children's hospitals, which is so sweet.

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Ryan Seacrest is actually like a huge part of that children's LA hospital. Like I think he's on the board, but he literally, any celebrity that owes him a favor, he makes them go. Like it's so sweet. So she's not like unique, but it's just. She did it today. So we're talking about it today. She did it today. She did it beautifully. And more of this, like all celebrities go, go to all of them.

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Like I feel like the LA one gets a lot, like go to what in Minnesota? As Taylor did, Missouri. Right. Kansas border. And you're right. This is like very like sports, like the athletes go in their communities. It's, it's a really nice thing. This is like one of the really nice things about sports and the NFL is like, they require all their players to like do this four or five times a year.

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No, and there are many different versions of the Grinch and nobody in all of Oz has ever done it. Like Jim Carrey. It is the greatest comedic acting feat, seriously, of our time. This is what he said.

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Okay. Well, let me say this because I'm actually not surprised to hear Jim Carrey talking about this because a video interview he did somewhat recently went viral because he's in Sonic the Hedgehog movie.

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And this is like one of the greatest actors seriously of our time. One of the greatest comedic minds of our time. And he don't leave his house. Like he doesn't really work anymore. And I think a lot of people were shocked to see him doing a movie for the first time in so long. And it's Sonic the Hedgehog. And he was very, I don't know if he was joking, but he went viral. He was like, I need money.

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Like, and this is what you do when you need money. Like one of these big, stupid. And people were like, has he really wasted away his $180 million fortune? Cause that was his net worth like up until recently. So it kind of sounds like it might be because if he's open to doing the Grinch, like he obviously needs the money.

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Right, I feel like the story goes on forever.

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Everybody loves him. And he's like a part of Whoville.

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Then he can't get out of his own way.

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But then of course- The fact that the story exists is the only reason there should be a sequel. If there wasn't, like stop.

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I know Jim Carrey doesn't like public life and he doesn't like being famous. I think he loves the art of what he does, but he doesn't like the celebrity of it all. But I desperately need a Netflix documentary. I feel like he's so underrated because he's not thirsty at all.

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I'm having a, I am having, this is the last thing I have to like give to everyone, you know?

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Yeah, and I feel like he's kind of dark and twisted. I would love to know a lot more about Jim Carrey. I don't think Jim Carrey wants you to know.

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He just- Or he's not interested in being like lauded, like his legacy. Like he doesn't give a fuck. Yeah, it's true. But I do. Think about all the movies, like growing up, Ace Ventura. Yeah. Truman Show. Truman Show. Liar, liar, liar. He literally, like that genre of, we were like low key huge Jim Carrey fans growing up, but I think everybody was. We were huge Jim Carrey fans growing up.

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We had Liar Liar on VHS, like seriously, we watched it every fucking day.

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Also, a lot of comedians of that time didn't stay in the family friendly genre. He always made movies that were like max PG-13.

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Yeah, yeah, Steve Carell was like at the same level as Jim Carrey for a while, but then he decided he wanted to be like Oscar. Yeah. Yeah. No, he's one of a kind. No, I'm here, I'm ready for Grinch 2. And I'm ready for the untold story of Jim Carrey, honestly. I think it would, he doesn't care, but I think like it would-

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But I feel like the documentarians of the world are always looking for the next big thing. It's Jim Carrey.

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So go knock on his door. Bother him, earn his trust, give him Final Cut. Yeah, Final Cut Pro. If you gave him Final Cut, he would do it. What the hell do I know? Remember the rumors that he was dating Ariana Grande? Yeah, I believe them. I think about that all the time.

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I don't think so. I don't think he ever married. Where is all his money?

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Oh yeah, I'm sorry. He has a daughter. Jane Carrey.

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She was in a TV show called Defying Gravity, the untold story of women's gymnastics.

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And I'm sorry, he was married. This is how private he is. He was married actually from 87 to 95, so five, help, eight years, to Melissa Womer. She's an actress. Well, her name is Melissa. It was Melissa Carey. Wow, she went all the way.

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I'm having a girl. Psych! I'm having a boy. Or is it a boy? Or a girl? Kidding. It's a boy. It's a boy, period. Period. Period. Actually, no period. It's a boy. No period for this one. Right. Yes. And I had been vlogging like the whole experience, like the gender reveal that we did. And if you watch the video, like you know, it was seriously the most fucked up backwards gender reveal.

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Jim Carrey, wives and girlfriends.

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Renee Zellweger, Jenny McCarthy and more.

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Oh my goodness. Linda Ronstadt, they duo dated for eight months in 83. Melissa Womer, who he married. They share a daughter, Jane, from 87 to 95. Lauren Holly, I guess she was his co-star in Dumb and Dumber, another movie that he did in 96. And they got married for less than a year. Renee Zellweger, they met on the set of Me, Myself, and Irene. They were engaged from 1999 to 2000.

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Cary later called Zellweger the great love of his life during an interview with Howard Stern in 2020. So 20 years later, he said that. January Jones, 2002. Shit. Oh, Anine Bing. The designer? The designer. She was a model at the time. They dated for a year before pulling the plug on their romance. And I feel like I might've known this, Jenny McCarthy.

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A year after meeting in 2005, they went public with their relationship and then called it quits in 2010. So they dated for a significant amount of time.

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After Jenny McCarthy claimed in 2012 that Jim Carrey turned his back on her then 10-year-old son, Jim Carrey told Us Weekly in a statement, I will always do what I believe is in the best interest of Evan's well-being.

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Then after that, he dated Angel Joseph. with the former America's Next Top Model in 2011. This man has had a million girlfriends. Anastasia Vitkina. I mean, he's been famous for 50 years. Oh, this is where things get weird. Several months later, so this is what, 2011? I don't know how old he is. He was linked with an NYU student, Anastasia Vitkina.

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Then in 2015, oh, right. Remember, he was with Kathriona White. Who died. Yeah. So they dated from 2012 to 2015. It was ruled a suicide by prescription drug overdose. He was also implicated in two wrongful death lawsuits filed by her ex-husband, which were eventually dismissed. I remember that. And that's his last known public relationship. Oh, no.

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And then Ginger Gonzaga, a Canada native, went public with a Space Force alum at 2019 Golden Globes party. And then they split in October. So he went on a date with someone.

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It's so funny how like Taylor Swift has had a lot of boyfriends. Seriously, not as many as Jim Carrey. The list never ended. Well, Claudia, he's been in the public eye since the 80s. It's true. It's true. It's true. It's true.

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I feel like we go down rabbit holes every now and then that are uninteresting and that we've been down before. That was one of the most interesting articles I've ever read.

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Should I add him to the list? Add him. Yeah. A thousand percent. He does not do interviews. He certainly doesn't do podcasts, even though he went on Howard Stern.

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Come on. Listen, we'll cut out whatever you want to cut out. We'll like suck your dick.

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Talk about Sonic. Talk about whatever you want. We literally don't give a fuck. Okay, let's dive into the TV recap segment. Should we do Yellowstone or Southern Charm first? Do Yellowstone because I think it's shorter, it sounds like. It is. Nothing happened. I have nothing to recap except there were two notable cameos. One, unfortunately, Bella Hadid.

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Also, they said next week is the season finale. Why didn't they call it the series finale? Oh, I don't know. Me and Ben were so confused. We were like, is this an Easter egg? They're confusing. Okay. So she was in the episode quite a bit. Like I seriously just did my best to act like she wasn't there. She plays Taylor Sheridan's girlfriend. Yeah, but she's getting dragged for it.

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It's like, okay, sure. And he obviously like,

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Like we actually didn't reveal the gender. at a certain point, like we just kind of had to guess.

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didn't want to wrap up the show without putting himself in it like a little bit more and making himself out to be like this cool guy horse trainer Beth was like to Bella Hadid like what do you see in him like he's such a dick and she was like have you ever seen him ride and then they did like a whole slow-mo of Tyler Sheridan like riding the horse and Beth was like I get it like okay it was Taylor Sheridan writing fan fiction about himself okay like it was actually cringe I'm upset

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But the more notable cameo that I cannot believe nobody is talking about, I couldn't get over it. And it was such an unremarkable part of the episode. Beth goes to a bar and just wants to fuck with some guy. She picks some random guy out of a crowd and is like, you're a loser and you sucked a cock once. And the actor is Bart Johnson. Stop. Coach Bolton.

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Seriously, I had never been so happy in my whole life. It actually kind of like undid all the negative thoughts I had about casting up until that point of Bella Hadid. Oh my God, I was cracking up so much. His character was like literally on screen for five seconds as a big loser. And... Blake Lively's brother-in-law. Blake Lively's brother-in-law. And Beth was like...

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Once you suck a cock, you're just a cocksucker. It was so funny. Not Coach Bolton. No, no. It was so fucking funny. I didn't see enough people talking about that. And if I had to recap any other part of the episode, I actually couldn't. It was so boring. I don't spoil the plot in case I'm able to. No, I'm not.

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But every single episode this season has been an hour and 15 minutes for literally no reason. They could cut the 15 minutes. They could fit the whole thing in 10 minutes. Yeah. And I like that they draw it out. Like there's a lot of unnecessary conversations.

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Well, I wanted to say something. There was a lady on my flight when I was flying down to you right in front of me watching Landman and it actually looked so good.

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Yeah, I saw it there too. It was like cringe incest, like weirdness.

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And when you hear Landman, what do you think of?

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No, come on. Close, really close. Landman. You're a?

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Who are we, Molly Mae? Like, please. It had to be special. It could only be this way. It had to be bad, you know? It had to be comedic. Now, I don't think this is a particularly competitive category, but everybody's saying it's the funniest gender reveal they've ever seen. But gender reveals aren't supposed to be funny.

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You want to fill in the blank. I don't know. I don't know what you're referring to.

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Have you watched 1923 yet? No. Oh, wait. Hold on. You're missing out. Let me add it to my plate. That Brendan Sclinar in Africa. Plate. Every time they went back to Montana in that show, I was like, no, go back to Africa.

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And I started 1883 and I thought it was boring.

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I saw that clip about, I didn't know her husband had thyroid cancer.

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Of the Bahamas. Of the Bahamas.

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It's a beautifully shot show too. Like everybody looks nice. The houses are nice. Charlton is pretty.

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Because it's his show and he's like a producer.

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I mean, also like pot kettle, you are so ugly. Like those in glass houses, you can't be commenting on other people's looks. Like, okay, maybe you don't struggle with your weight, but you struggle with your fucking face. Oh my God, I'm so mad.

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I'm seriously the most fucking annoying bitch on the planet. I don't know why people listen to this podcast. I know. That was seriously the... I felt bad for Margo. I did too. And she was so excited too. She was like dying to know and I wouldn't tell her. Now... Oh my God, vlog, everyone's lauding it as the most amazing piece of artwork since Oppenheimer. They're obsessed.

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It's always the uglies. Like nobody like outrightly beautiful is ever commenting on other people's looks. Let's just be real.

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Oh my God, I fucking hate him. Wow, that's such a crazy story. That's like, you don't see that a lot. Like- No, in 2024, like doesn't everyone know on television- Literally the last time I remember seeing that was- Jersey Shore, yeah.

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Oh, oh, no. I'm thinking of before that, Jersey Shore, where they're in Atlantic City for, like, a fun weekend, and they're all fighting, but, like, Snooki, they're at dinner, and he's like, Snooki says, pass the rolls, and Situation was like, you don't have enough of those?

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That's why they sent you to jail. Yeah. I know now that at the time, he was probably on, like, about 60 Percocet a day, so, like, maybe I'll make an allowance for it, but, like, I'm still upset on behalf of Snooki.

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Jail. Wait, also this happened on Housewives. Somebody said to Margaret, Teresa said to Margaret, like big dinner.

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Yeah, yeah. She was like, can we just eat? Like stop fighting. And Teresa's like, well, you would never miss a meal.

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bar johnson queenie and weenie so queenie and weenie is the weekly segment where jackie and i like to wrap up the week put a little bow on things and give two awards queenie of the week and weenie of the week to two different people one who someone who acted like a queen it could be a person a place or a thing it could be you know an entity and weenie of the week somebody who acted like a weenie now it's not somebody who broke the law or somebody who did anything like terribly hurtful but just you know like a fun little seven day title although today's queenie and weenie will be like a

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three week title because we're going off. That's unfortunate.

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No, I think we should start with weenie and like end the whole show on like a really positive note.

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Blood sister in Christ. Like they're always like sharing blood.

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Grow up. I love that. He definitely crossed my mind for potential. Now I had two. Which one do I want to go with? Give me the runner up and then crown. The runner up. And she's not really weenie, but she just did something so weenie this week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Like, I remember when I saw Garcelle butting into the conversation being like, I agree.

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I remember thinking, I'm like, oh, noted for weenie of the week in case nobody else does anything more weenie. And I hate to do it because- No, no, no, I'm sorry.

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And it didn't occur to me. I think you were like, by the way, maybe block the word boy in your comments so that people just don't automatically spoil it without going to the Patreon. For Patreon members and for non-Patreon members, I was always going to share. I'm not going to keep it secret for nine months.

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And I'm such a ride or die for Garcelle. Like, we know you, we already knew that.

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And Dorit like not engaging with that and being like, I'm sorry, was that English? Like made it so weenie like even more. So she was my runner up. But honestly, like watching Yellowstone last night and seeing Taylor Sheridan, like Jackie, you need to see it. Like we know that he's like this world renowned horse trainer, right? But Beth actually has to go down to him to ask for a favor.

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So we see how he lives his life, like selling horses, you know, sexy girls in the pool and like playing poker and deep frying corn dogs. And it's just like, this is how he wanted to be perceived by the world, Taylor Sheridan. And it was so like, and the whole scene, like, have you seen him ride? And then he's like in his arena, like chasing around this little bull.

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Like it was just, it was actually so losery. It's major weenie of the weekend.

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Yeah. Now, Queenie, share yours with me. Mine is definitely like a little bit. It's not about this week in particular. It's really just like my Queenie of like the year.

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I know she's not gonna- And you know she won it in Florida. So like the tax situation is much better than if she were to win it in like a casino elsewhere.

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My queenie is a lot of people, actually. We have had such a wonderful year, and I just wanted to wrap up by saying thank you to so many of the people who make this show go round. Mostly our sponsors, who are so ride or die. We do this show, I'm in charge of the ads, and we have so many repeat sponsors who we love working with, who love working with us, who keep the lights on here.

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So to them, I wanna say thank you. To our wonderful team at Dear Media who sell those ads and keep the lights on, I want to say thank you. to our amazing agents, Barry, Ben, Erica, all of them, the team, just queenies over, the team, our fabulous PR swirlies, like everyone we work with. Our attorneys. Our attorneys, Jess, we love you, Jess.

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Everyone who helps just champion us and who loves us and works with us and like, just... It's just, it's amazing to have so many fabulous, mostly women. Yeah, that's right. We champion women. Almost every single person on our team, aside from Ben, is, and I'm not talking about my husband, Ben, like a different Ben, is a woman. Gabby and Marcus, like everybody. Just, we are so blessed.

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And then, of course, every single person who tunes into this show. Like, whether you tune in every day, only Fridays because you love Queenie and Weenie, only Wednesdays because you love Dear Toasters, whatever it is, however you contribute into supporting our show, whether that's big or small, liking an Instagram post or joining the Patreon,

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It truly means the world to Jackie and I. We absolutely love what we do. And we get to keep doing it because people show up. And as long as you guys show up, we will too. We'll probably show up even if nobody's here. It means the world. We have the best fucking job. We have the best listeners.

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Getting to go on tour this year and like see them in real life and everybody getting dressed up and like bringing funny signs and gifts. Like it was just the definition of Par-G-lish. And everybody I just mentioned is seriously the biggest fucking queenie of all time.

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queenie hood so that is so beautiful i completely concur thank you to everyone who helps make the show go around thank you to our partners and our teams and our partners our families just everyone in our worlds shout out to ben i don't know what we would talk about if we weren't making fun of him half the time and he's such a good sport about it and he's the best so shout out to him our roses are of course our husband per year

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And yeah, I hope we're not missing anyone. That would be so awkward. I know.

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Of course, Shannon, Josh, the Redheads, Dana. Just everyone. I don't want to wrap up because then, you know, it's really over, even though we have tons of content coming on next week.

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It's a major spoiler alert. I remember having seen other people's gender reveals with big female communities as their followers, and nobody spoiled it in the comments. It's a shit thing to do. I thought there was an unwritten rule amongst human beings that we didn't do that. So somebody was like, block the word boy. I'm like, that's so crazy, no.

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Within two seconds, I'm out here on TikTok blocking the word boy, boy with two Ys, boy with three Ys, and the blue heart emoji, just because I didn't want it to be automatically spoiled. And then it got nefarious, because people who were obsessed with spoiling it, I did not get off my phone. I would love to check my screen time at like five 30 last night for three hours.

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I was deleting and blocking. First of all, there's some, some people were just like, Oh my God, it's a boy. I'm so happy for you. You can get blocked. Like, I love you, but I'm deleting your comments, but I love you. Some people were responding to every single comment. It's a boy. It's a boy. Don't watch it. Don't watch it. Like trying to, to hurt me. Right. Blocked.

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This is going to be an extremely long episode.

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Take away from your cinematic achievement. Yeah. And just take away from the hype. Like, I'm not forcing people to go to Patreon. I'm going to share the gender literally tomorrow. But like, can we just have fun for five fucking minutes? Okay. So then they got around my hidden words because I'm on TikTok and Instagram. I'm blocking different emojis. Then they go male, M-A-L-E.

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Are you fucking bitches? I'm so onto you. Blocked. block the word male, block the word male. And then I could see people trying to use the word male in like the blocked comments. I'm like, oh, you're a nefarious troll. It was the most productive. I must've blocked a thousand people last night and they need to be blocked. I know a thousand people. A thousand haters.

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A thousand disgusting woman haters. Oh, I love that. So I blocked male. I'm strolling, you know, things are getting quiet. Every time I block a new big word, it gets quiet until they all collectively come up with another one.

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Okay. First of all, like most important thing of the day, my gender reveal.

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Male, M-A-I-L. Easy, blocked. Again, the blueberry emoji. And I should have blocked that one first, given the theme of the gender reveal. Blocked. I was just blocking people, bopping people, places and things on so many platforms. I never had so much fun in my whole fucking life. Like I appreciate, and okay, so I appreciate like people like literally being obsessed with me. Like this was my dream.

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Then I actually got a lot of shit. I don't know if you know this.

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And it's not just like, oh, it's a blank. And I'll tell you guys what went down last night on social media. needs to be discussed. Like it was the craziest time of my life. Okay. Okay. I can't wait to hear about it too. I actually have a list. I need to talk about Shannon Ford. And then I heard you also need to talk about Shannon Ford.

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wow, baby's not even born yet and you're monetizing your gender reveal. Like a lot of like, you know, women hating, business woman hating. And at first I was like, should I feel embarrassed by this? Like, am I like exploiting my kids? Because we're always talking about like family channels and shit like that.

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And I'm like, no, like would you yell at a woman going to work to provide for her child? Like that's literally what I'm doing. Like monetizing your baby's gender reveal could never be me. Providing for my family could never be you. Yeah, like I'm so like, and it's not like I'm gatekeeping it until the due date. Like it's literally out there. It's a boy.

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Like I just wanted us all to have fun last night. Like people were so, and then also people would be like, people are supposed to pay for this. Who are you, a celebrity? Like literally, yeah, I do so many blocked words. I have, I'm so famous. Like everybody's fucking obsessed with me. Like, oh my God, Jackie.

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Yeah. And honestly, with so many people hating on me last night, It further proves the point and the need for Patreon because Patreon is really a safe space. It's our true fans and listeners. We have so many haters. Literally, my joy is the worst thing to ever happen to them, so that must be so sad because I'm so joyous all the fucking time.

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But it really proved the need for this safe community of people So I don't give a fuck. I wish somebody could have. And I was home alone. And I was like, literally, I had our social media manager on it. I'm like, send me comments that need to be deleted. Like, I was seriously being like one of those kids in like a kid spy movie where I'm in the back of a van. You're in. You're out.

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I was being so fucking crazy. It was top five, the most fun I've ever had in my life.

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It's a dictatorship, bitch.

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And Jackie recently changed all of our passwords. Like so it's Fort Knox. I don't know the password.

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Happy Friday. If there ever was a Friday.

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Just call me fat. Like it is what it is.

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Yeah, there's no shame in the game. No, I love it.

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I do need to talk about Shannon Ford, but don't infringe on my Shannon Ford moment. Cause mine's like actually huge. Okay.

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Okay, and I talk about this on the Patreon vlog where I announce my pregnancy, but also the gender reveal, like my journey with gender. Because when I found out I was pregnant, and even before I got pregnant, I always wanted a boy first. It was just a preference of mine. I don't feel like I have to explain. It's just a preference, right?

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Yeah, and... Then when I actually got pregnant, I felt like I couldn't say that obviously out loud, but I still did. But Ben was like, Ben really didn't like what I would say, any sort of preference. He felt like it was like a Kanai Nahara, like stop. I agree with him. I agree with him too, but like the heart wants what, like preferences are preferences. I can't choose my own preferences.

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If I could, like I would choose either. And it was very clear from like day one that everybody thought, like I was having a girl. Like it was just, it was kind of not even a question. Yeah. And- I was trying not to be insulted by that because obviously like you lose your beauty. And so I guess everybody calling me ugly, but whatever.

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Um, and when it came time to find out the gender, the weeks leading up, like I really tried to prepare myself for it being a girl. I'm like, and I really meant what I said that like going to Aaron's tour was like enormously helpful. And a couple of things like made me realize, cause I was thinking about like how close we all are with our mom.

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I think mine's big too, but three, my husband did the craziest thing. He did the craziest thing. And I'm going to tell you about it. Okay. Okay. And then the fourth thing that I did was watch Yellowstone. Now I'm not going to give a proper recap, but I do need to talk about a couple of things. Nothing happened. Like seriously, I couldn't even recap it if I wanted to.

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And like, you can't be like a 30 year old man so close with your mom. It's like, get a job. And the wife's writing into dear toasters. Yeah, no. And it's just like, it's not Congress with what should be done, you know? And so like, I have to think of myself in this situation. Like if my son grows up and gets married, I'll never see him again.

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If my daughter grows up and gets married, I'm still the center of her universe.

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Yeah. And then of course, being able to use the word daughters, like that was like for me, I was like, you know what? Actually, I want a girl. And then Dr. Fox, the results are in. And I was so happy, like, sorry, I was. And I really, I do think I would have been happy regardless because if you watch the vlog, I actually thought it was a girl first.

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My first sort of gut, when I see the visual of the cake, I'm like, oh, it's a girl. And I got to experience what I would have felt for one moment. And I was like, oh, cool. Like it was all good.

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Yeah. It's just like hard when you, and you shouldn't do this, but it's so hard not to, to like, you just like envision like different things, you know? Yeah. Like a bris. Yeah.

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It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing.

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You could say that to Jake's face and, like, around friends, but not publicly.

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I think that's also brother tings. Like we're not used to those dynamics because we try to be sensitive to each other's like insecurities.

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No, that also is like a true, like only sociopaths do that.

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That's why we'll seriously never be true successful people.

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I know. I'm glad that you were able to accomplish something that you set out to do. That's huge. Like...

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And I was really shook to find out that the Redheads chose a Lucy scorebook for next month, not to spoil it.

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That's very funny. That's like so extravagant.

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Something that I want to check off my list to do today, especially since it's before Passover. I don't know if you saw that the Kardashians did a collab with Crumble Cookie.

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Where like Crumble has like six new cookies they release every week, like new flavors. And this week it's six Kardashian cookies. Kylie, Kendall, Khloe, Kris, Kim and Kourtney all did their own flavors. I've seen everyone talking about it on social media. I'm like, I really want to try it. I keep like wanting to try Crumble.

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I haven't, I've actually had a bite of like a Crumble cookie, but I've never like, you know, done the whole experience where you like try all six of the week. And I feel like this is my week.

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Well, it's very personal cookie flavors. And Courtney is getting a lot of shit for doing a flourless chocolate cake. Like they also they do cookies, but some of their cookies are also like cakes. They're mini cakes.

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The internet has pretty much declared Kendall's as the best. It's like a chocolate chip, chocolate cookie dough.

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Agreed. She's a very normal person. Kim did snickerdoodle. Yeah. Kim's was really basic snickerdoodle. Okay. Chris's was a, I've seen it. It's highly contested. It's either people's favorite or Lee's favorite.

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It's a yellow cake chocolate frosting, which is like a unique combo, yellow cake chocolate frosting.

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It was like when she worked with Boohoo.

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One good thing about my acupuncture is that it's right by a place that serves great frozen yogurt. Now, I don't want to say the name because it's like a New York institution and they're also a family owned business. And I really like them. I mean, their ice cream is very good. I usually get carob chips when I go to this particular place. I don't know why.

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But I got sprinkles and I just want to say their sprinkles. It was like literally having ice cream with gravel. I was like crunching so hard. It ruined my whole day.

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Oh, you're so wrong for that. You are so wrong for that. I have beef.

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what is your go-to ice cream frozen yogurt topping oh like cookies and cream with oreo will always slap oreo is like always pretty much i've been doing a lot of bar i love a heath bar in that vein i've actually been doing a lot at 40 carrots they have rhesus cups like chopped up that's fucking delicious that's like when you're being really fat yeah and i mean if you're getting the ice cream like be fat you know it's frozen yogurt like you can actually do it in a healthy way you could but why would you

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I mean, I wouldn't. I know that there are. I know people who get like banana slices. Like, are you okay?

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It's not an ideal texture scenario. I will give you on that. But once you can get past that, especially if you do mini M&M's, it's really a pargy, crunchy treat.

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Don't sleep on. Most places don't have it, except Tasty Delight does, which is why I'm familiar. We need more frozen yogurt places to carry peanut butter chips. They look like chocolate chips, but they're made of peanut butter. A nice good French vanilla with a peanut butter chip topping is so fucking delicious.

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Yummy, yummy. Check it out. Highly recommend it. 40 Carats doesn't have that. They need to work on that.

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We caught them slipping. We caught them slipping.

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Wait, you didn't things in which we hide from the light. You never read that one. Wait, that's really crazy. That wasn't like, like such a classic book.

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I thought you were going to say turd main. I keep trying to, like, guess what you're going to say. Like, I said domain, and you said, like, turd main, you know?

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I mean, this is the age-old question.

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Oh, I love that. It's actually a good idea.

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Your camera's still working? I know you're having some camera troubles.

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Yeah, I was shocked when I saw this. Now, people on the internet are so quick to be like, it's Vogue Turkey and it's the digital cover. Bitch, where are you? In your mom's basement? Like, eat my ass. Like, I thought this was so cool. Yeah, you can't get to the cover of Vogue America without, you know, stepping stones. And this is still huge. They look so cute. I love that they did it together.

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Yeah, I do wonder if it was like they reached out to Alex and she wanted to have her sister on because it was really shocking that it was the both of them.

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No, I watched the vlog. It was in Miami.

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Yeah, and they wanted it to look like Turkey, so they're on this, like, turnt railroad. Yeah, there's power lines behind them. And then she has to get up because the bright line comes. That is not indigenous to Turkey. No, I do often wonder about, like, those types of international covers.

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So Lucy's score does a good job of maintaining some level. It's not like the most plot driven. There is a story, but sometimes you read like a romance novel that's seriously like these two people are just talking so that they can have sex. Like there's no plot whatsoever. And that's where it's like hard to read romance novels because you're forsaking one for the other.

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Right, do you travel? I actually don't think you do. If it's a part of, like, the Conde Nast... Like they have teams here.

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I don't think it didn't look like Turkey, but I've also never been.

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Not this like fence or the park bench. I don't know if Turkey is very fancy, but I actually think it's more like gilded. It's actually probably a little bit more similar to Miami than we would think.

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So I do feel like there's been like a visible shift in Alex's content to being like much more family focused. Um, even when she launched her vlog, it was like our Earl family trip to spring break and universal studios. Um, and now like bringing her sister in on the podcast and then bringing her sister in on the vote cover and a lot of her vlogs. Um,

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I feel like that's been an intentional shift and I think it's a great idea. And now they're kind of doing everything together. Do you think it's in service of the Earl Girls reality show? I think it's in service of they understand their... better off together than like it being the Alex show.

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Cause you know, you can, anyone can be like a popular influencer, but when you have like that family, it's like the Kardashian thing. Like it's, it's magic when you have it. And so I think that they're seeing that and their stepmom has had a lot of success on social media. She has a lot of followers on Tik TOK. So they're all sort of doing their own thing.

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And there is this like very organic, authentic interest in their family because they are very wealthy. The, the, step mom and the dad have this very interesting sort of scandalous story.

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Everyone's good looking. The kids who are like the blended kids, the younger kids are very cute. And like, they love tick tock and there was doing crumble cookie reviews. Like it's, they're kind of made for it. So I think that they're really leaning into it now. And I think also the dad managing her and Ashton as of like last year, probably had a lot to do with that too.

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And maybe that's why they didn't want to be on the podcast anymore. Um, But I feel like I'm seeing this shift, and I think it's actually really good for her.

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Like, kind of, yeah, right, for the Swirlies. I could see that.

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Yeah, I guess like I don't think a Vogue America does digital covers, but if they did like this would be a great one.

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It's like either it's really good smut or really good plot. It's like, what happened to both? Lucy's score is definitely up there with doing it well.

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I also feel like this doesn't put them completely out of the running, at least Alex, to be at the Met Gala. At least the Turkish Met Gala. No, but you know what I mean. Like Vogue Turkey, like you can clown on it as much as you want. Not you, I'm saying. Like I see people on the internet. It is a part of Conde Nast proper. No, I'm not saying you.

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Funny, but it's it's a foot in the door of Condé Nast. Like it's very real. So there are some like unaffiliated Vogue's like you can tell like they're like spun out on their own. Vogue Turkey like is is legit. And so I do feel like we will see Alex Earl at the Met Gala. Why wouldn't we? They always dip into very small amounts of influencers and especially TikTok. And she's really that girl.

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Her and Nara Smith, I think, will be there.

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Representing the digital swirlies. And I feel represented.

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Like, flawless execution. We love to see it start to finish. Yeah.

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Yes, it's not the most compelling book you'll ever read, but it's cute and sweet. And she does good world building. She finds random places. I don't know where this one takes place, but she's always taking you to cute little towns.

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I mean, so sad. ALS is like Lou Gehrig's disease for those who don't know. And it's just like, over time, it can take years, like your body just completely decomposes and like stops working. Use your motor skills, your ability to talk. And it's really hard. Obviously, I follow Brooke on TikTok, who has...

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ALS and she was on our show too so I feel like I actually know a lot about it from her um and it's great that like he's still at the stage where he can continue to work and he should and honestly euphoria being pushed back for as long as it was was probably really annoying for him yeah time is on his side um but this is so sad so sad and I saw he was getting divorced from Rebecca Gayhart who was his wife but they put their divorce on pause

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Oh, have they? Yeah. Oh, interesting. I didn't know that he was getting divorced. He's very handsome.

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Kind of reminds me a little bit of like what Bruce Willis is going through. Like you can be the most famous person in the world on the top show, but it's like a disease like that comes and it's just like nobody cares that you're famous. Like it's just it comes for everyone. What does he have? He has dementia, right?

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And people love Eric Dane because he's from Grey's Anatomy.

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Is he McSteamy? And Patrick's McDreamy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right. And they're both not on the show anymore.

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Yeah, no, I don't think he's on it.

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Got it. So he means a lot to a lot of people.

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Steamy's not on. But Dreamy made a cameo like two years ago. Everyone was talking about it. Do you remember that? It was a dream sequence.

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Really? It was like the biggest thing. It's like my job to know.

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Because Peppa Pig is inconsequential. That's the point. That's the point I'm trying to make. Because Peppa Pig is disgusting. Yeah, I said it like that. I felt the intonation too. Because Peppa Pig is disgusting. No, I do remember. I remember when he made his cameo. Oink, oink, bitch. It was like a really big deal.

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Oink, oink, bitch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, and by the way, I watched the clip yesterday. Now I'm remembering everything.

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Yeah, she was a little fat. No, I'm kidding. Listen, you're not going to stop me.

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I don't know. I think that when it was on, I felt a little old to be watching it. And now they've taken so much time, I'm 30. Although it is, I believe I read that the next season they jump forward five years. Okay. Which kind of sucks because they left us in the craziest cliffhanger. Like seriously, Rue, is that her name? Rue, yeah.

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which is Zendaya's character, made one of the worst fucking decisions. It cost her her life, and then you never found out what happened. And now I hear that they're jumping forward five years. So I feel like maybe Rue goes to jail for five years, and now she's getting out. That's just a feeling I have, given what happened at the end of season two. So maybe I'm not too old to be watching it.

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I'll just have to say if they are skimming, because it's been five years. Maybe I'm right on time.

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But I'm not like counting down the minutes. I'll have to see like where I'm at in my life. Do I have a lot of free time?

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When Euphoria comes out or am I just busy?

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Yeah, the show used to give me the worst anxiety.

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But then you have to sit and talk about sex with your sister.

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Yeah, that contribute like poorly to my mental health. Yeah.

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When I saw that, I was like, oh, what's he doing? And he was just like yelling and honestly spitting facts at paparazzi. He was just like a classic celebrity having had enough of the paparazzi for a moment moment.

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Oh, that's really funny. I actually don't agree with that.

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Especially like your little, little sister.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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Oh my God. You seriously are like so crazy the way you know my brain. Jackie sent me a gift yesterday. She's been telling me like I got to get on the sanitary napkin game. Like she's actually been telling me that since before I got pregnant. She's like, you know, all about bleeding out as opposed to using tampons.

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No, we are not. We are using tampons, please.

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But Jackie talks about them a lot in pregnancy and she's like been kind of begging me, especially because I've been complaining about how like underwear in pregnancy is disposable at this point. It's so annoying to have to change so many times a day. Jackie was like, get a pad, get a pad, get a pad.

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Obviously you need like the OGs, like the car seats. Like we need to be prepared.

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And I was just explaining like when I think of pads, I think of like my first period and the, you know, and like the big thick wings, like the big thick, like literally they look like, like old cell phones. Like they're huge. Yeah. And Jackie's like, you have to deconstruct everything you think you know about pads because they've made enormous strides. There are really thin ones and whatever.

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If you're one of our older listeners, she's like one of the most recent it girls to come out of the Disney machine.

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Sabrina Carpenter and Olivia Rodrigo.

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And I was like, which ones? She was like, you know what? I'll send you like an Instacart. Like I'll get them on Target or whatever and I'll send them to your house. I was like, great. I had forgotten that we had that conversation. And this big bag of snacks shows up at my house. My building's always delivering like the wrong things to the wrong people.

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She also very famously dates the lead singer of, I call them Mane Skin. Apparently it's like a monoskin or whatever. From Euroskip? From Eurovision. Yeah. That like rock band.

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Yeah, Dove Cameron's in a relationship with Damiano David, the lead singer of Italian rock band Mainskin. That's really crazy. And they've been together since, you know, 2023. They do the cover of Beggin'.

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No, no, that's not the Beggin' song.

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You're lying. Oh, no, wait, maybe it is, maybe it is.

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They went to the Met Gala. He's really hot.

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Yeah, I'm saying they went together.

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I'm like, we got someone's Target delivery and I opened it up. I'm like, so crazy that this person who'd ordered snacks like has the same exact taste in snacks as me. Baked Lay's, baked ruffles, sour cream and cheddar, bagel bites, Kit Kat, like so me. I'm like, that's so crazy. And I was literally about to put it back outside. And then I saw the pads. I'm like, wait, this is for me.

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OK, well, so I meant to tell you this.

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Last night, I very weirdly, I could not find something to watch. Me and Ben started Parenthood. We only watched one episode, and I can't lie, I didn't like it. Ben liked it. But it... Jack Shepard is the star. Okay. So is Lorelai Gilmore, whatever, Lauren Graham, and Mae Whitman.

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And that story we were saying last week, remember that Lorelai Gilmore went on Armchair Expert talking about Mae Whitman. Now I understand like how it's all connected because they're obviously like lifelong friends in the show and it wasn't like a big secret that she revealed. Like she obviously had Mae's permission. They're like best friends.

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Wait, so is Mae Whitman Mae B. Funke? No.

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Whatever. All that to say, like, I had never seen Dax Shepard act before. I know him as like Kristen Bell's husband and like a podcaster. So it was very shocking to see him doing his thang. And yes, he is muscular.

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Oh, were you like, it sounds like you were being dazzled by Dax Shepard, dazzled by the Dax, Dax and Jax.

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I've actually also never seen a clip of it. Like I didn't know what their studio looked like.

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Yeah. I think they get a lot of really good guests, obviously because he's really famous and like well-connected, but because I think they like foster a really lovely environment.

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She felt like she wanted to share. Yeah. So I think, I think the only person who would disagree with what we're saying is JVN. JVN like has a, like a horror story. Like it's like his, uh, Roman empire is the episode of, uh, what's it called? Armchair expert that JVN was on. Um, but other than that, I think like celebrities love it. Yeah.

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She did also do, do a musical performance on like a Colbert. I forget which one late night show. Um, That I saw pretty recently. So she's probably doing new music. Her music career has not gone off in the way that I think it needs to.

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This is my plate. Literally. And Jackie was just being like so sweet. It was her way of like coercing me into really believing the magic of pads. So I'm wearing a pad today. I've only been wearing it for like an hour. It's uncomfortable. Like it's just like this little, it's like a dick between your legs. Like I feel like a man. Like it's just this big thing.

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I feel like she's going to have a very similar trajectory to Sabrina Carpenter. People slept on Sabrina Carpenter and she was like doing the most for years. Like after Disney, after contract was up, she just kind of couldn't get arrested. And then it was this happy. And then she also had that big scandal with Olivia Rodrigo, which made it worse for her.

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And then everything sort of aligned and people started to take notice. And I think maybe that'll happen with Dove Cameron because she is supremely talented.

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Actually, the clip I saw of her performing was like very dark and artsy.

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Yeah. And now with the main skin boyfriend, that's like, so his vibe too.

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It's actually really crazy that I've never seen a clip of his show. His clips don't go viral.

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No. Should we dive into Queenie and Weenie, our final segment of the week, now that we've done the Fast Five? And they were really pargy. Well done.

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Okay, moving on. Our final segment of the week, Queenie and Weenie of the Week. One of my favorites, Jackie and I love to wrap up the week, take a look at the week at a glance, and give out two awards, Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week. They're pretty self-explanatory. If you acted like a Queenie this week, you might be Queenie of the Week.

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If you acted like a big old Weenie this week, you might be Weenie of the Week. It's a seven-day title. It's not that serious. Let's dive in, shall we?

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No, tampons are, oh, tampons I never know I'm wearing.

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Oh, you're a little delayed, but I'll allow it.

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My Queenie of the Week is a little Twitter account called Poo Crave. They made me chuckle so many times this week. And then because we spoke about them on the toast yesterday, they followed us on Twitter. So now we are officially followed by Poo Crave. And I don't know a lot of podcasts that can say that. You know, they say like Peabody award winning. We are a Poo Crave approved podcast.

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Okay, no, tampon is like a dick in your vagina.

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And like what that does is. And for anyone who doesn't know, because I feel like people were confused when I posted this clip yesterday, you guys know the Instagram account, excuse me, the TikTok account, my God, Twitter account, Pop Crave. It's like the yellow logo. They do like all breaking pop news.

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But a pad is like a dick hanging between your legs.

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They share, you know, when people post a picture from when people die, like they do all, it's like a TMZ for Gen Z. And then somebody made an...

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a twitter account that looks just like it they use the same logo their username is not pop underscore crave but poo underscore crave but they format their tweets to look exactly like the breaking news and every now and then you'll get caught because but they're all satire they're all parodies they're all jokes that's why the belinda zion incest scene that i mentioned yesterday was a joke but it looked like a real pop crave tweet that i was like oh my god

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So it's such a funny concept. It's like harmless and I love it. Jackie and I were also victims of Pooh Crave a couple of weeks ago when we said that Mikey Madison was playing Yoko Ono in the Beatles biopic because it was a Pooh Crave tweet, not a Pop Crave tweet.

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I just want to say Kesha's new song is so good. Have you heard it? Singing yippee-ki-yay, yippee-ki-yay.

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Bitch, I just got a brand new guy. And T-Pain's in it. And it's like a little country pop. It's very good.

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It's seriously so funny. No, I know. They format it to look so real. Yeah. So they brought me a lot of joy this week and many weeks prior, and it's time that they get their crown.

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No, but I said what I will do, what I will do is when I'm done with it, I will peel it off and stick it to the frame. Okay.

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No, mine was like something that came to me. Like I've been like a hater of something and I want to share what I've been hating on.

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I absolutely love that and I wholeheartedly endorse your candidate. Mine is just – I wanted to talk about this, use weenie as an opportunity to talk about something that I've seen that's really been bothering me on social media. So my weenie of the week is a trend that I've seen people do and it's like – I feel like you actually might fall victim to this trend. Uh-oh.

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What is with everyone making their own bagels? Three ingredient bagels. Excuse me. Like maybe I'm feeling extra sensitive because it's Passover and like I'm feeling extra grateful for bagels.

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Yeah. People making their own bagels out of like cottage cheese in there. And literally the things that they pull out of the oven look like people's testicles. Like it's fucking crazy.

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We have to stop making our own bagels. Like, especially if you're making them with Greek yogurt, like it's so fucking crazy.

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Jackie, I'm so glad you agree with me on this. It's bothering me so much, especially because they couldn't look more disgusting.

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no you know who I blame the first person I saw making their own bagels like a year ago I feel like his name is Bryce Harper and he plays for the Phillies and Ben was showing me his TikTok being like oh my god do you know Bryce Harper from the Phillies like he's popping off on TikTok and he made his own bagels and everybody was like commenting and that was the first time I saw it and then maybe it was because it was the first time and then I started seeing it everywhere and now it's just like a thing people are doing and I'm actually really worried about our sister Olivia because I feel like she's gonna fall victim and like try to make it and I need to talk

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People make their own. You can use almond flour. Like you can make it if you have all your different dietary restrictions. Like it's seriously, at some point just have a salad. Like it's not a bagel anymore.

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has dietary health conscious I completely agree I wasn't bothered when I saw it and he was being like cute and funny he has like this little tiktok show meanwhile he has like a 400 million dollar contract like he doesn't need to be doing this so like when I saw it with him it didn't bother me then I started seeing I'm like oh this is a thing we're all doing now I'm not participating and you all are disgusting because I love bagels yeah I have definitely felt not pressured enough to do it but a little bit left behind that I don't want to eat a cottage cheese greek yogurt bagel

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So that is the best part of watching everybody's tutorials is they make this cement sticky dough and they're like, now we're going to format it into bagels and they can't even get it off their fingers. No, but Jackie, they can't even get it off their fingers. Like it's so tacky and it's so not dough like because it's not, it's literally like mortar. Yeah.

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And to watch them be like, and make it into, look how good that looks. You literally made it wrong.

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Correct. Well, I'm glad I got that off my chest. I feel lighter than air.

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Yeah. Someone's going to get hurt. I agree. Because I'm going to throw one of their bagels at them. That's our show. What a great week. We are heading into Passover. But, you know, thanks to the beautiful Jewish calendar, Jack and I are back here on Monday. No episodes missed.

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Even though it is still technically a Chag, like, we will be working.

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No, it's not Chol Amoed. It's Yom Tov.

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So I'm wishing everyone who's embarking on this journey, good luck. It'll be over before we know it, you know?

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Just remember, we have potatoes.

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Right. And depending on where your family hails from, perhaps if you're a little bit more Middle Eastern, you also have rice.

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I'm so hungry. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast and Line. A morning show where we deliver the fast, fast stories you need to know every Monday through Friday. And YouTube, so if you're watching us on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe, give us a video, thumbs up, or also follow us on podcast, anywhere podcast can be found.

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So it's Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Video, iHeartRadio, CastBox, all the places where we listen to podcasts, find us at Toast and Line. We are a beautiful, stunning, and wickedly talented we are.

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I do love, like there's actually no greater joy in life than like either feeling gross or being out all day. You take a shower and you put on a frundy, like a fresh undie. Especially if it's like a granny panty. There's no joy in life comparable, I agree.

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And visit BabyList.com to start your registry for free or to give the best baby gifts.

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I'll keep you posted. You guys know I will.

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It brings out your eyes. I think you might be seeing the pad bring out my eyes. Or I did do something also really crazy yesterday that might have shifted the way that I look. Share. I went to acupuncture. Yeah.

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No, like nobody told you like to prepare for being so bored.

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create your registry this month at babylist.com slash the toast and you'll automatically be entered to win a $500 baby list gift card through the end of April full giveaway terms can be found at babylist.com slash the toast slash rules whether you're building your own registry or helping a friend find the best gift baby list is a game changer hey jacks

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Totally. And people were like, so I posted an Instagram story from acupuncture just being like, I'm so bored. And everyone was like, you have to put your phone away. Like it completely defeats the purpose. Like part of the treatment is like the mindfulness and like really committing to just like opening up your body to receive the moxibustion or whatever. Yeah.

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So I'm like thinking now I wasted my time, you know, and I have two appointments next week. So I will go in like more mindful. You, a lot of people listen to podcasts, they read. So I'll come a little bit more prepared. Maybe a playlist. Well, she was like, can I put on music for you? And I was like, yeah. And I was going to say like Taylor Swift. She was like, nature sounds okay.

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And I was like, oh yeah, that's perfect.

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Yeah. No, I need to bring my AirPods. I brought my phone into.

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We better. We literally better me and my $200 an hour acupuncture. Like the, if this baby doesn't turn, he's going to owe me money. The amount of money I'm spending on like this nonsense, it better fucking work.

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No, literally Jackie, the baby's going to come out and I'm going to have an iPad. Like, would you like to tip 10, 15, 20%?

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No, I know, I know. I'm actually like having like different, I'm on a roller coaster of emotions when it comes to the breech baby.

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No, when it comes to this topic in particular, like some days I'm like so beat down about it. Like last night I was so upset. And then today I'm like, you know what? Whatever will be, will be. Yeah.

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Right. No, it doesn't actually. So I keep asking people, no one's been able to give me a straight answer. Like when your baby flips, does he literally do a somersault and it's over? Will I feel it? So the acupuncture said, and it was the best explanation that I've heard so far. So I choose to believe her. She's like, it's very gradual. So any movements are good. Like he's not like that mobile.

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He can't do a full flip. Like you're slowly turning and like making the belly. Yeah. So any movement is good. And he was moving a lot during acupuncture. So she said babies really like acupuncture and she didn't lie about that either. So I'm like a believer. I'm not super skeptic.

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So that's something that happened yesterday. Something that happened today is our last day to eat bread. I wanted to remind you because, you know, a lot of the snacks that you gave me were hummets. I have to just like house them today.

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Their potato, yeah, but like the Kit Kats.

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And technically the popcorn. Popcorn.

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You're not particularly moved by it.

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Of course, the rules change with each day that passes.

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But just make sure to like go hard today in the paint.

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No, today is like this week in particular. And today is the day like we're going hard.

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It's also Coachella weekend. Yay! I actually am really looking forward to being a content consumer. I don't know if you know, like Alex Earl and her sister took a private jet and they're like staying in this insane mansion. I don't know if it's a brand partnership yet. Where would I see something like that? It's a good question.

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She's pretty good about uploading her TikTok to Reels, but you know, the algorithm will serve you in a few days. Make sure, if you're looking for things to watch this weekend, like check her out. I'm having the best time. I need her to post more content. Her and her sister are like, seriously, my favorite content creators right now. And they're just like crushing it.

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So like, yeah, take that private jet.

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I'm totally kidding. I was watching.

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Yes. I cannot believe that this week was like White Lotus was like a week ago. It was this particular week. You know, exactly. Our merch launch, like I was because I was going combing through the week to do Queenie and Weenie. And I was like, damn, a lot happened this week. I have worked hard. It's been a week. Correct.

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I was trying to get their personalities from the vlog behind the scenes where they filmed it. And it was good. I feel like I still don't really know. Maybe I'm just, maybe I don't see myself in either of them or you.

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Yes, she's the speed skater. She's like an Olympic speed skater. Jules something.

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Oh my God. I follow her on social media. I've never heard her name said out loud.

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And they just like, they're perfect for a reality show.

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But like on what, I'm saying like on what content, where do they put it?

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Yeah it's very it's very male focused.

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Alyssa Violet. Yes, exactly. I didn't know about this. I thought it was all like staged for YouTube, but it was very real.

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No, I know. I was thinking the same thing. I was taking a look at this week at a glance because I was trying to choose my queenie and weenie of the week. And I was like, oh my God, that was Monday.

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It was bad. You guys know my biggest regret is not getting in that cop car that one time. I won't tell the story again.

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I don't know. I could have pursued a job in the field. You could have been like a documentary. No, a job in the field. Like maybe that would have like really tickled my, or instead of becoming like a comedy pop culture podcaster, it would have propelled me to like true crime.

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And they feel seen. At the show, we make sure everybody feels like represented and heard. We try. We try our best. And when I say everybody feels heard, it's just me and you. And people akin to us. Eh, not even them. Just us.

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And the Fast Five Stories that you need to know are brought to you by Quince. You like that? Here's the thing. It's definitely kind of gross out. Even those of us that embrace that chilly weather need something to break up the long winter nights. And something we love to do is treat ourselves to a little something something.

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So it's just really the difference a week makes. I have now ended up on the side of TikTok of people like returning to the sites of their houses that are completely burned down. And it's like literally so crazy. But they're sharing things that survived, like things that are like really well made. So Spencer Pratt shared that his all clad like Dutch oven. completely intact.

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Like, this ad is making me sad because I need to... I will be heading to Roe in a few months. Dot co. Dot co. Today's episode is also brought to you by a new sponsor called Ship Skis. And I feel like the theme of today's sponsors is all the fun things Turdy can't do right now. Because you know I recently got into skiing. And it was one of the things I challenged myself to do last year. And I did.

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And it made me feel so good. But I will say... skiing off the mountain is a lot of work. Like the equipment, carrying things around, it's really getting it to your place of, to the mountain. Like it just is really hard.

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It's like the only thing he was able to pull out of his house. This girl, she's going viral. Remember when that girl's car exploded and her- And her Stanley. This girl's, the Lainey Wilson X Stanley collab is like the only thing from her house that was completely untouched and totally fine. That is so crazy. And the video went viral. Now everybody's like, remember Stanley gave that girl a car.

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Ashley Benson? Yeah, did they lock down together? Is that how they got together?

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Yes, also, I think, like, following Spencer Pratt has been really interesting because they're, like, really good. sort of just like nomads right now. They were able, they were like part of the first evacuators, but they were able to pack up a lot of stuff. So they were just like took clothes and Spencer was posting like, I don't even know what I took.

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Like this stuff in his suitcase was like so dumb. But he also shared that he was one of the people who lost fire insurance a couple of months ago. So they're sort of like screwed. Oh my gosh. I know. And they're like obviously celebrities, but like they're, they're not like, you know.

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I know he's been sharing all of it on TikTok and then they went back to the site of their. former home and it was just, like, smithereens. Like, it was ashes.

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Yeah. And her caption, like, really made me, like, want to cry. And she's like, I wish I grabbed my wedding dress. Like, it was just... Some people were given, like, a little bit of time to evacuate and pack. Like, now that... I almost said FDNY, like the fire department is like kind of staying on top of things. There are certain areas that are giving like warnings to evacuate.

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Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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So you pack, but you don't go anywhere. But at the beginning, like when Spencer and Heidi, they were one of the first people whose houses, I don't know where they live, what area it is, but- Probably the Palisades, because that was like the first area that was really hit.

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They're going to give this girl a house. For sure. Yeah. For sure.

The Toast

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Yes. I think I saw Eugene Levy as well.

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Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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So crazy. This is like one of the craziest things in like modern history. Yeah. Because it's like, there's nothing I can even compare it to. Like there've been other California wildfires, obviously that have been like devastating. Like the, I feel like the most recent one was, but this is like, unlike anything I've ever seen in my lifetime. Yeah. And I don't know if it's been contained at all yet.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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No, I was seeing even this morning, there are a lot of fires that are at 0% containment still. Yeah.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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I was watching the press conference last night of like the fire chief and like the mayors of like these smaller counties. And the fire chief was like, I can't speak on fatalities. The police department has to because we haven't ruled out arson. And if these are fatalities caused by arson, it's like literally murder. Yeah. So it was really crazy.

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Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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The animals, like, it's so sad. There's so many different, like, levels to this devastation. But, like, there's a TikTok sound going around. Because this guy was like, the animals in LA don't know what to do. They don't know where they are. There was this bunny who looked lost, and he was talking to the bunny. He's like, you're on Pico, whatever.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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And so people are using that sound to just show random animals in people's front yards. Like a wolf.

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Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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I don't know what the native California animals are. They have a lot of animals, a lot of wildlife. They do. And a lot of forestation. So there's a lot of animals that live there, and they're all coming down, fleeing.

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Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Walking in the street. Yeah. Yeah. It's so crazy.

The Toast

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It will have been like a week.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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It's like real underground like TikTok like discovery. She's just like, it's crazy how these people like really follow a blueprint. They don't even like attempt to change up. It's like a really young girl who's a really big fan of his and yeah.

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Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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It's so big. Sending the utmost love and just everything to everybody who is either evacuated, hunkering down, has already, you know, experienced loss. It's just a really, it's a tough week. And so I know we have a lot of listeners in that area. So I hope you guys are doing okay.

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Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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I just want, well. Should we make that the title? Like, I'm so sick of not being clickbaity. Jack's blocked by Zach Bryan, comma, story time.

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Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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It's not a person. It's like an information account. Yeah, like poop-a-da-peep-a. They spread actual lies. Lies, misinformation. Especially about Israel. So I guess that's where we lost them.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Oh, sorry. We're not talking about that account.

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Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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But she was cute. I didn't see people calling her ugly. I think they were like, oh, no, girl, we feel bad for you. Like, let us save you. Not get ugly.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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The thing is, this is really not the type of behavior somebody at his level of celebrity should be engaging with. Like, their rumors started about big celebrities all the time. Like this is a person who's playing arenas and stadiums. Like, do you see like Bruno Mars commenting on what people say about him?

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Actually, we've been begging him to comment on the allegations that he's $50 million in debt. And he finally did the other day. Did you see? No. He posted like something, I think he had a show in Vegas or something. He posted in the caption was like paying off my debt. Like finally, it was like a confirmation that it's not true, but that he knows that we've all been saying it.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Right, but he literally just said it's true. No, like, I'm just saying. Jackie, and then like this emoji, you know? I'm just saying. Like, it could also just be true.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Got that good song. That's one, even though that's from a kid's movie, but still.

The Toast

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And that song fucking slaps. I actually think a lot of K-pop is like engineered to be like, not addictive, but kind of like Josie and the Pussycats, like young people friendly.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Um, and I just love Bruno Mars. I've actually recently started following him on social media. I've always been like a fan of his music. And I never followed him on Instagram. The other day, because Apatow is taking over, he came across my feed. I'm like, you know what? Fuck it. I'm going to follow Bruno Mars. I'm crazy, but I'm free. It's been such a joy.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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And I find that he's so top of mind for me now as a celebrity. And I really love him. And I feel like we don't talk about him enough. We don't talk about him enough. And we talk about him more than most people.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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But he's so famous. So I think I remember being like shocked at how many followers he has. Can you check? I believe he has like 50 million. He's really so global. 41 million. And the Apatow is huge for him too, because Rosé is like a global artist as well.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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I feel like it didn't take off that song. I know. In the way that it should have given the fact that it was two like mega, mega stars and neither one of them have released music in a while. Yeah.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Yes, and in that spirit. And for everyone, everywhere. who's having a hard day. Yes, of course. Not limited to just one state, of course. People can use the toast, not to make everything about us. But speaking of, you know, whatever you were just saying, I have a crazy thing to tell you. I meant to tell you this.

The Toast

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I want to be next to you. That's why everybody hates us.

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Not only is it not the behavior of a man of his age, but it's also not a behavior of someone of his celebrity and stature. It's giving a real housewife spiral. And every time he has social media drama with the Taylor Swift tweet, he always ends up releasing statements. And it's like, you are so famous. You are so wealthy. Just do your music and go live. Be happy. Get off the internet. Yeah.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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it's losery like and I always find like if that were me and I had all this like real fame and money like you would not catch me getting involved in the sewer that is the internet anymore like I'm here because I have to this is my job but if it wasn't oh you wouldn't catch me here yeah I feel like for him the best thing that he can do especially in this moment when his personal

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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His character is being called into question.

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Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Leave it to us. We have got it covered. Yeah. Oh my God. Ben rolls over in bed this morning and he had been like scrolling on his phone. He's like, are you seeing this Jersey Mike's trauma?

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Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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So I was like, what Jersey Mike's? I thought they had like a listeria outbreak or something. He was like this. I'm like, oh, oh yeah, for sure. It actually is crazy how big it's gotten. Ben had never even heard of the name Jennifer Aiden and Ben knows Margaret. Like Ben's not unfamiliar with the housewives. It's gotten to such a level. It was such a crazy fucking thing for her to post.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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She was in the airport and went to Jersey Mike's and like had a negative experience with the customer service. And yeah,

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Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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it's my opinion that she was in the wrong, like in the argument, but even if she was, even if this person was behind the sandwich counter being like a dick, her reaction was so fucking crazy, she starts screaming at other people in line, filming the staff, saying, I'm a celebrity, like, my husband's a medical doctor, like,

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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But in like the nastiest tone that you could possibly, like I'm a fucking celebrity. Who the fuck are you? Who the fuck are you? And then filming the poor girl just trying to make fucking sandwiches. Like it was so disgusting. It was such a level. It really was such a bad look for housewives, a bad look for celebrities, a bad look for women. Like it was just horrible.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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So, you know, my husband Ben, love of my life, has recently, he's kind of been known over the years for his glasses, right? He wears glasses and he was, for a while, very against getting contacts. Mostly because he couldn't hack it. He couldn't figure out how to put them in. His eyes would get irritated. But a year ago, he made a commitment. He was like, I don't want to wear glasses all the time.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Then Ben had seen it because she went on like a radio show or something and was talking about it, like giving her apology or whatever. She maintains that she was in the right. I think the issue was that they were gonna make her get back online. It was a long line in the airport and they were gonna make her get back online to order something else, but she was like, I haven't even paid yet.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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So it was just like an argument about like the protocol for the line. And she maintains that she was in the right. She was like, I hadn't paid yet. I wanted another sandwich. And she of course respects people in service. This is what she actually said, right? She said, I grew up working in service. My families are jewelers. That's not the same as working at Josie Mike's.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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She said, I have so much respect for service. I grew up in the service industry. My husband works in the service industry. Your husband's a fucking plastic surgeon. That's the service industry now? No. It was so toned up. She is awful. This is actually... You see someone's true character. It was so... upsetting and Ben was like, it can't have been that bad.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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So I made him go on TikTok and search the video. He was floored. Like it is one of the most shocking, I feel like videos like that go viral all the time. Not of celebrities, but just like, I'm at Hertz rental car and whatever. And it was one of the worst I'd seen, honestly, like celebrity or non-celebrity. It was really, I just knowing who she is and like how she lives. Like it was so disgusting.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Because her apology was terrible. Like she keeps making it worse.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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No, it's, that's really bad. You know who I'm actually speaking of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. I've recently started like, engaging in content with is Rachel Fuda. I liked her when she was on, but she's like a, you know, relatively new housewife, but she is pregnant. And so her content, her content has just sort of like found me. I think I'm like in her demographic and she's a cutie.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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I actually like her a lot. I hope they, I don't know what the plan is for Jersey. And I know people didn't like her because like she was on Margaret's side. And I think like the tree huggers were like team, uh,

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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theresa over melissa but i think rachel fuda was great i actually really like her and she has like a nice big house which is really all i care about yeah i like her too i wonder what they're gonna do there i know it's been a long time like a lot of silence yeah well are you ready for our next story another end of an era yes but really quickly while we're just talking about bravo juicy also karen hewer did not show up to the potomac reunion

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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I don't know if it made the Fast Five fodder, so I just thought it should be mentioned.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Your independence day. Whoa. Like, seriously? First full week of 2025 in the bag. Congrats to all the grads. It's so true.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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And he made a commitment to learn and just to suffer. And he now wears contacts most days. It's this big transition he's been through, actually. And I do worry about him sometimes because... Wearing contacts requires a lot of maintenance and a lot of organization. And even the way when we were going to your house, he was just throwing loose contacts in. I'm like, I don't know.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Now, I might be biased because I will seriously stand the grand dame till I die. And generally, a housewife not showing up to a reunion is such an unforgivable thing for me. I never was able to look at Adrian Maloof the same. Never be able to look at Lisa Vanderpump the same. Even two years ago when Sutton Strack had a cough and left and went to the hospital. Please, you know?

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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I think it's such weak behavior for the network.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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1000% to me, this is not like sort of crossing that line in the sand that not showing up for the reunion generally does, but also that rule has kind of shifted. They've gotten a little relaxed because think about Mary Cosby. Like she was probably the person who had the most to answer for. What was that? Like that second or third season of the real housewives of Salt Lake city.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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And she did not show up. And then she did not return. Like she was not asked back, but she has since returned. She is being lauded for her performance this season. I don't know if you've seen that. She's been, um, she filmed this season, this, um,

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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scene and then also has been like keeping everybody abreast on her son just sort of opening up to her like telling her that he's addicted to drugs and she had literally no idea it's like the most i watched it i was crying like it was real she was so upset and she was like trying to like not react in a poor way she just could not believe what she was hearing like talking about cocaine like all these drugs that he was doing um and he has since like and him coming to her was like this moment of like kind of rock bottom like wanting help

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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and they're, you know, actively working on it. She gave an update on Watch What Happens Live. But so she's having like this amazing season and she is someone who we forget didn't show up to a reunion, which in most cases would have been.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Yeah. So with Karen Huger, I don't feel like this is bad faith. I think it's like a very reasonable excuse. Also the footage that came out of her arrest, like she was blackout. Like it was giving alcoholic, you know, where she's saying she's Thomas Jefferson's concubine. Did you see her say that? The video footage, it's actually on par with Luann's arrest.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

2567.52

I saw herself calling herself the grand dame. Yeah, because she's in the front seat. There is a camera in the front seat. Seriously, it's Real Housewives-level production. And then also in the interrogation room. It was really crazy behavior. I actually did not recognize her. And so I could see her actually having an issue. And her taking care of that is of the utmost importance.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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I support Karen Huger's wrongs and Karen Huger's rights. And I just, I love. And when you've put in as much work as she has to that franchise, where like so many women phoned it in for so long, Robin Dixon, she's allowed to take a break.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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I don't have a good feeling about this. It requires a level of maturity and control and organization that I know he doesn't possess. So I was kind of waiting for the first thing to happen. And it's happened. Yesterday, Ben was really dizzy. He was seeing blurry things. He was wearing two pairs of contacts.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Oh my God. So The Traitors season three premiered last night. And I don't know if you saw this saga when they announced, it's so funny how that show really covers a wide range of, reality TV. So a lot of fans of like Survivor, Big Brother come in and then they're meeting these Bravo people for the first time and same for the Bravo people. They're meeting all these like Bachelor people.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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And this tweet had went viral when they were announcing the cast. Somebody put, who was unfamiliar with the housewives, put up a picture of Robin Dixon and they were like, oh, cannot wait to meet this queen. Like I just have a feeling she's going to be like the biggest, baddest traitor of all, just based on vibes. Okay. Oh my God. The tweet went so viral. Everyone was like...

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

2661.014

You think she can catch a traitor? She literally couldn't even catch her husband cheating on her for five years. He was sleeping right next to her. Like the tweets, Jackie, it was one of the funniest things that ever happened. Like he was just like making a prediction. He could not have been more wrong in his traitor's prediction.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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And the Bravo fans were like, I'm going to hold your hand when I say this. She's going to get out first. Yeah. Like she is actually not cut out for the traitor's life. She like attached herself to Giselle for so many years. Like she's actually, she's not good at the game. It was so funny. It premiered last night. Oh, and so no, it just reminded me of that saga. I'm sure she is. I don't know.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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I don't watch Traitors, but it just premiered and it reminded me because like Dorinda's now making the rounds doing, she's on the season. Or was she on last season? I can't remember.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Yeah, I'm confused. I think with like all these reality stars, it's actually really hard to keep things real.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

2717.594

under wraps like they have such loose lips they go on instagram live they go on jeff lewis like they just say stuff they're like missing for three months so you know they did something yeah yeah yeah so it is tough are you ready for our next story what number four what do you think i don't think you are okay i mean you don't look like you are because is it is it our next story that's brought to you by neutrophil perchance yes it is okay neutrophil i feel like we've talked about it for now like many years if you're experiencing any sort of like hair issues whether that's

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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He had literally forgotten to take out a whole pair and then woke up and put in a second pair. It's kind of like, and it reminded me of the time I accidentally put in a second tampon.

The Toast

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The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Now, I happen to think like when people cry on TV about like leaving their jobs or like someone's retiring and like, I don't know. I just think I'm like a little sensitive to people crying on TV. I'm like, okay, stop. Especially about like their job. All the things that I feel about that, like, do not apply here. Like, for me, Hoda's so different. I can't explain.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Maybe it's, like, because I'm a New Yorker. But, like, I love the job that she's done over the last couple of years. It's a hard job. She's so family-friendly. She's such a queen. She's, like, friends with so many celebs. Everybody who knows her, like, loves her. I can only imagine what she's really like, like, in person.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Because if everybody you meet only – have you ever heard a celebrity who doesn't like Hoda or, like, beef with Hoda? No. And that's a hard – by the way, it's hard to avoid – any sort of controversy when you meet the biggest celebrities every single day for the last 30 years. I'm telling you, she's just a queen. I have a good feeling about her.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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And I think so many people, kind of like the Ellen, were suspicious. No, that could never happen to Hoda, I'm telling you.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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And when you think about what she's experienced, lived through at the network, the Matt Lauer of it all, she's really been there for a lot. And then also cultural moments, cultural events. I think she was literally on air on 9-11, right? The amount of things that you just have lived through in a job like that. It's so crazy. And everybody loves her. Everybody speaks so highly of her.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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You think like that makes you special? I find three contacts a day. No, by the way, and it's actually crazy. I could tell you if Ben has multiple contacts in his eyes based on the amount of contacts that I find. The nightstand, the toilet, the shower. I have found them. There isn't a place I haven't found them. I found them on a can of soda in my fridge, okay?

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Like she's just a queen. I feel like when we're talking about like the depraved world of Hollywood celebrities, it's so important to like keep a list of people who are definitely not on that like demonic pedophile list. And like Hoda is definitely a queen.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Let the good times roll in with the homies. Roll in with the homies. I feel like they said goodbye to Hoda like a lot. I feel like ever since she announced, it's been like four months of everyone coming on the show and being like.

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If you had asked me. They let it go on for like a little too long.

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No, the fact that she, like they said at the end of the year, but she did a whole week of work.

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But you're like, okay, now it's over. But it's a proper goodbye for a woman of her stature. I totally agree. And, you know, good luck.

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No, she's really like a television icon, a cultural icon, a New York icon. And thank you for your work, Hoda. One final farewell. Yeah. Again. Goodbye. That's beautiful. Goodbye. I like that vibrato. Okay.

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Is he going to keep going down this path? What about LASIK? Well, I had then sat him down and I was like, I hate to be such like his mom, you know, not, that's not like a slight towards Ava, like to be someone's mother, like to like have to teach them a lesson. But like he was not the whole like double contact thing was funny. And I was like, it's actually not.

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No, she gets niche praise within her community, but globally, on a global scale, she should be on Traders. On a global scale, and also the A-Rod of it all, I always forget. Me too. Some people don't know that J.Lo and A-Rod broke up literally because of Madison Le Carre.

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um it's actually really crazy the way Southern Charm has been able to maintain its like relevance in the Bravo universe but also like its quality of content like because when you think about the shows that it started with like Vanderpump Rules literally not even on the air anymore and they had like years and years of like drab seasons that we all had to sit through like Southern Charm really hasn't experienced that yeah they've definitely had like highs and lows and they brought on people who didn't

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You could have hurt yourself, first of all. And I just feel like he wasn't taking it seriously enough. I was actually being like such a lecturer, but who knows? I mean, you could go blind. Like you can't just be throwing things in your eyes like that. Now, LASIK, I think Ben also really does like wearing his glasses, especially from a style POV. He wears glasses to our wedding.

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And no, I feel like that's how Naomi was like the show didn't serve her.

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Well, those were the past five stories and you definitely needed to know every single one of them. But what you really do need to know is Queenie and Weenie of the Week.

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1,000%. Now, speaking of the community, a way Jackie and I like to give back to the community is our weekly segment, Queenie and Weenie of the Week. Every Friday, we like to wrap up the week, take a look at the week at a glance, and give out an award to somebody who acted like a queenie this week and somebody who acted like a weenie this week. Now, it is a temporary title.

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It's not meant to be so serious. Obviously, the people who are starting fires in LA, they're not weenies of the week. They're the criminals of the week. And so this is not reserved for them. It's all in good fun. You can be queenie one week, weenie the next, weenie one week, queenie the next. It's never happened, but those things are possible.

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Now, Jackie, tell me who you chose for Queenie of the Week.

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I also chose Nikki Glaser as my Weenie of the Week. I forgot that that was this week. Excuse me, Queenie. Oh, my God. Freudian slip. I forgot that that was this week. But the way she made me feel, like that is valuable. Like I was actually laughing. I just cannot remember a time where I watched something that I thought was genuinely funny. It's like, sometimes you're like, ha ha.

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But it was so funny. She made me proud as a woman, as a podcaster. Like she was just... And she looked gorgeous while doing it. And she's like continuing to like make waves and went on Howard Stern. Like it's been brilliantly done. She is a friend of the toast. You should listen to her on the toast. She was great. And I love her.

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So I think he likes having the option. He has discussed LASIK. I have fallen down a rabbit hole of LASIK eye surgery conspiracy theories, and for that reason, I have something like against LASIK, even though I don't have enough facts. Like I'm not going to share what I, like, I don't know much. What's, what are, I've never even heard that there's a anti-LASIK movement. What do they say?

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clipped in the back to be like cinched waist cinched pecs to be like looking like I don't know a handsome firefighter so he's like cosplaying okay what had happened was that like David Muir during the election cycle I think there was a lot of people's introduction to him so I obviously like I know him because he's like a face he's always on before Jeopardy but he's not I wouldn't say he was like so famous as like a person and like

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people didn't like have crushes on him, but he was making, he moderated one of the presidential elections. He had like a good year. Okay. And I think it brought him into popular culture. He existed very much as like a big fish in his pond. But I think a lot of people were like, oh, who's this daddy? And there was a lot of complimentary, you know, content about his looks.

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Because he's a good looking guy. Extremely. And he's like, you know,

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quaffed he wears like he definitely wears makeup he has like his hair slicked back and I think he liked that attention for sure like who literally who wouldn't when your job is like so boring and like you're probably always getting yelled at by like everybody on your side everybody on the other side and so I could see how he fell down the slippery slope and ended up with a cinch waist I could see it's so human of David Muir and I feel like he would probably say like this is what they wanted for me like they wanted like the firefighting newscaster for the community

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It was jacket. It was no, it was monogrammed ABC. Like ABC made it for the newscasters.

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And by the way, I read a lot of commentary about it because this is like something fairly common that you do in like wardrobe for TV because like people share clothes. You can't have things tailored. They're borrowed. So you will take like, you know, those binder clips that you used to use in like high school.

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You will take it and like make something fit. Or a clothes pin clip. That's what he was using. And so people are like, well, this isn't a big deal. It's really normal. And while actually I agree it is a very typical TV wardrobe thing to do, the level of cinching was definitely extreme.

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And you know what? If he didn't turn around and show us the pin, I wouldn't have thought much about the level of tightness of his jacket. But now that it's been cinched and I'm looking, I'm like, why is your jacket so tight? It's like literally, it's like a protective vest. Like it doesn't need to be.

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He looked like a weenie. My weenie is kind of mean. Oh, okay. But it's Alison Holker, boss. Or Alison Holker dropped the boss three days later. Nay, boss. You know, I hate to be, like, you know, this person, but I would be lying if I didn't say, like, you know, the last couple of years of her content and, like, interviews, like, didn't, like, rub me in a weird way.

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You know, you don't want to say anything mean because, like... it's, you know, everybody does, you know, the grief their own way, but I've always been like, it's kind of thirsty, but you would never say that.

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You know, they just, the kind of the big argument is that the world's leading optometrists all wear glasses, like good enough for thee, but not for me.

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Like, no, but now like to have the mother of your deceased husband, like have to release a statement about you. It's so weenie. It's so bad faith. And it kind of confirms, I think, what a lot of people's like instinct gut reactions to some of her choices over the last couple of years. Because I've thought like, but I would never say.

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But now knowing like her mother-in-law, brother-in-law, your husband's ex-friends, like they all think weird. Oh, I agree. Like we all were like sensing this. So now we've said it. And so now we've said it. The releasing of someone's journal entries is so... it's such a crazy thing to do.

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Like the more you really truly think about it, especially if this person it's, it's actually, it's up for debate. If he was dealing with this thing, like so many people in his life are saying actually like he wasn't, but even if he was like, it's just, it's such a like actually low thing to do. I agree. So I'm sorry. It's weenie. It's weenie. That's Queenie and Weenie. That is our show. Thank you.

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I love how you've been writing that in your notebook.

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We need to start writing more things down.

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So my Queenie was Nikki and then my Weenie was Allison. And then also we're going to look back and be like, who's Allison?

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That's our show, you guys. Thank you so much for listening to The Toast, the Monday morning show where we deliver the fast, fast stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching this on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up. We are also available as a podcast and we're podcasting you found.

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So it's Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Video, iHeartRadio, CastBox, all the places where you can find us. Leave a five-star review about how beautiful, stunning, and wickedly talented we are. Love ya. Bye.

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Yes, there is, there is, there is.

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And by the way, I remember our dad growing up got LASIK and it was like the most amazing, best thing that ever happened to him. So I know it like changes people's lives. Dana Holzberg got LASIK and she is a changed woman. It has changed her life. Ended up on like randomly, like multiple times on TikTok, people talking about the dark side of LASIK.

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So I brought it up. I'm not hiding it from you. I don't have to tell you anything. Just look it up.

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When I remember. Like that ever happens.

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No. I feel like with the new... Google AI, what's it called at the top? Oh, Gemini, our friend Gem. She tells me everything I need.

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Although she does sometimes spread misinformation.

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But no, you're saying. No, it's W-E-E-K-Y. It's so weak. It's so Wikipedia. I hate people who say Wikipedia. It's like, it's Wikipedia. Or like wiki feet. Wiki feet. Are you okay? Yeah. No, but this week was super weak. You know, but you're saying something entirely different.

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I saw that too on the skinny confidential.

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Yeah, I, again, like I said, I don't know enough about the LASIK controversy to wade in, but you were the one who wanted to bring Gemini into this and like now we've said it. So to answer your question originally. Like dry eye is extremely common. I'm sorry, these are not like real. Why Ben hasn't gotten LASIK.

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I don't know. Maybe he should.

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He doesn't even have like an area where he keeps the contacts. Like they're just loose. He's just really crazy about it. And it's like, I don't even know. Like teenagers wear contacts. So like you have to just stay on top of it.

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He's the nerd who takes off his glasses and everybody realizes he's handsome. When you, for the first, and for me, the only time I ever put in two tampons, like what was your...

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When you are drunk on your period, changing tampons in the middle of the night, that is where things get really tricky. And if you've ever taken a compact mirror, like literally up your vagina, like you know. I was at a camp friend's house the first and only time I had two tampons in. And I was... First, like the size of my own vagina. I was like, literally, how is that possible? I just thought.

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Just wait till you have a baby. I know. I just thought like the inside of my vagina was big enough for one tampon and one tampon only. Like it wouldn't physically fit. And I guess I'd forgotten to take one out and then put a second one in. And actually I was at the perfect place because I remember the girl whose house I was at. She was like, oh, it's like not a big deal. My mom wears two tampons.

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Cause I guess she like had a bigger vagina from like having babies. I'm sorry. No, her mom doesn't. That's what she had said. And I was like, oh, okay. So it's not like I've damaged myself. That's the crazy part about this story.

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That's not a thing. That's so dangerous. So interesting how that moment, like, informed so much of my, like, vaginal health. You think you grow up in Sherbrooke, too? No, not that you grow up, but, like, some women who, like, you know, had babies or whatever. Yeah, they throw in two.

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Well, she said her mom did it, and so it just made me feel better in the moment because I felt so irresponsible for letting one sit extra long. TSS?

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Actually reminds me of a story a friend of mine told me where she was having sex with someone and they found a tampon. Classic.

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That's always been something where I'm like, yeah, being pregnant is hard. But one of the few benefits to your well-being is like, well, you're not getting your period. It hasn't even crossed my mind. What I'm going through is so much harder and worse than a period. My period can never end.

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Yeah, it was a lot. A lot going on, I think, in the world and everyone's lives and culture. Like, it was kind of a big week.

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Before and after. I'm dressed like a used one on day one, because it's giving old blood. And I love this line of thinking. You're dressed like the one that got stuck up there. But let me ask you a question. Your tampons are gray.

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A thousand percent. I love describing clothing in reference to different menstrual phases. Remember my old period sweater that had all those different shades of red?

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I'm pretty sure I was just talking about this with Ben yesterday. Like when I lost all that weight, I was like, I will never be fat again. Like, and everything that was bigger than a size medium legitimately went in the trash to goodwill or to like somebody I know. the way I would kill someone for a piece of that clothing right now, like I have just sort of given up.

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I'm wearing like things that don't flatter me, things that don't fit. I'm not buying new clothes. I got so ahead of myself on Ozempic and getting pregnant through a total wrench in there. And I knew I was like, God willing, one day gonna get pregnant. And I just like, I was in such control of my body back then. No, I was like, listen, I have control of my health. I work out every day.

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I will be one of those pregnant women who eats well and works out. Like, and I will just have a bump and I will just get like, you know, a big crew neck. My toast merch will cover me for a few months. Like that's actually what I thought. Meanwhile, I'm like actually fat. I'm not even like having my bump is whatever. My body is huge.

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Like I'm so the opposite of the type of pregnant woman I thought I was going to be.

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You know, I just like hate bringing things into my home.

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I'm not bothered by the way that I look. I think other people might be a little perturbed in the streets. But for me, like, fuck it, you know? Oh, okay. That's not the vibe that I was getting. I was hearing like complaining. It wasn't complaining. I was just remarking on a regret of mine, like throwing away all those clothes.

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Like I would be in a much better place right now if I had my whole, I was plus size for so many years. I invested in like actually good shit. And then I was like, I'll never need it again. Yeah. Spoiler alert, she needed it again.

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We need to get them to meet Jalen Brunson.

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I'm sorry. She's been listening to all of this and she hasn't reached out.

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You know, that's when she would want a reprieve. Like, yeah, let me just call it my girls.

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Oh, OK. We'll definitely explore this further.

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We will. Yeah. But if you're like a high level brand, like you know how to reach us. Get in touch. We work with brands every day.

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We work with brands every day.

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Curve, call Bruno. Oh, if anything was going to give away the fact that I was pregnant.

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It's the fact that Bruno has not left my side on the show for the last few weeks, whereas he used to never come on the show.

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But I haven't seen anyone say anything about Bruno. So many people sent me their texts with their friends from like the day I went to Disney or whatever. Like, I think Jackie's pregnant. Like she didn't go on the rides and she's not eating the food. I will never. I'm not a rides person.

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No. And I was like so early, like nothing that happened at Disney, like happened because I was pregnant. Like, I'm sorry to tell you, like you didn't crack the case, but then there were like other things. Um, I forget what people said that was like a giveaway, but I also felt like I wasn't, I was too tired to try and hide it.

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Right. So just was doing my best. But yeah, that one was not a tell. It would have been the exact same thing.

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Pregnant or not pregnant. But Bruno has been the ultimate tell, and nobody even said that. Nobody said, I knew it when Bruno would not leave your side.

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Russel Dorff. But you know that he's a doula. Yeah, brula. Brulala. Brula the doula. Brula the doula. So yes, that's how you know. Look at him.

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Yeah, I'm fine. We've got a lot to do like today at a glance, not even on the show, like just in general. So might as well hop to it. Without further ado, it is time for the best five stories that you need to know.

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It was like one and two. Yeah.

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Yeah. No, it's very exciting. And we were like, we've just been so excited to like, we have one week to be pregnant on the show together. I know. Which we're going to have so much fun next week.

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Like what we've always dreamed of.

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Super thoughtful. Yeah, that's me. Our first story. They have elected a new pope.

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So it is a fun energy. But like I was talking to Shannon recently as one does. And we were saying like, I don't feel like. And people are like, that's so special. You're pregnant with Claudia. I'm like, I don't feel like I'm pregnant with Claudia. Like we are on just such different pages right now.

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Yeah, but maybe it's also just like America's time, you know, because we have been a country for 250 years. Is that where we're at right now? I think we're considered young. Right, we are young. And like the Pope has been happening for like a thousand years. So like, yeah, that's why three quarters of it, they're not going to take from this rando new country.

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But I think now we're pretty established.

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Yeah, so it was bound to happen. Cardinal Robert Prevost announces that Pope Leo XIV, he will make history, not herstory, let's just be clear, as the first American pope. So Pope Leo comes out of Chicago.

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I would love to know why, you know, but.

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Yeah, no, I'm sure there's a story behind it, especially if he's the 14th one. That means there were 13 prior that he obviously looked up to. Pope Rob would have been cute.

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Yeah, but I will say over the course of the conclave and this process since Pope Francis passed, Rip, I've kind of like fallen for a couple different popes or cardinals along the way.

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The one from Jerusalem. Pizza, pizza, pizza.

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We were all rooting for you.

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Yeah. So I'm kind of, like, bummed for the people I was rooting for. There were a couple that I met along the way that I was like, you seem like you've got what it takes, the elk of a pope. Instead, we got Pope Robert, which I didn't know him before, but I'm, of course, a proud American. Yeah. And you're happy to see one of your countrymen up there in the highest honor.

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Yeah. So I think it's very exciting. I also feel like the entire process start to finish was quite swift. Yeah.

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That was what I was going to say next. But who do you think was like the second one who like there was black smoke that day because it was between the two? oh I don't know runner up and what does he do now like that was his chance yeah and yeah this pope is 69 years young young so I think there's it could be a big future for him

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Yes, we are. But I'm just saying it really doesn't feel like what you would think.

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Yeah, so there's a picture going viral of what appears to be Harry Styles like in the crowd at the Vatican.

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He's like part Jewish. But maybe he was like in Rome for work or whatever. And this is a major historical moment. So you wade over to the Vatican to see what happens.

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It does sort of look like a random Roman man.

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I'm looking at this page six article. The only thing that is that he's wearing a coat that looks very similar to a coat he wore out and about in London last month. So that's actually like pretty.

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I don't know. I feel like anyone could look like that. Like of all the global citizens of the world.

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Oh, no, that's like an... No, okay. Everything is my boyfriend. Techno.

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Like so many people, like friends have texted me that. I'm like, yeah, it's so nice. Like it's just, it's not, it doesn't feel that way.

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Yeah, I don't know. I need more.

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I need like sunglass confirmation or like confirmation that he has that hat.

The Toast

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Yeah, mustache. Or that he's in Rome.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Well, I think that he could be interested in just history. I'd walk over there if I were in Rome.

The Toast

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1000% even though I was in Rome and like everybody was doing a tour of the Vatican and I was like you know what guys I'm good not on the day they elected a new pope no no oh but if I was in Rome the day they elected that's what I'm saying you would not be able to stop me they've elected a new pope right yeah if I were in Rome I don't know if I would visit the Vatican depending on the schedule on the day they elected a new pope you get your ass there

The Toast

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Don't work too hard, Claude. Don't work too hard.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Are you ready for our next story? Someone else is working hard. Hoda Kotb is on the list to take over Kelly Clarkson's talk show after her Today Show exit.

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I kind of like it. I don't know why. Like, the show has been amazing for Kelly. If she did it forever, I would be cheering her on. But I'm also, like, ready for what's next for her. You can't, like, keep her in a box. You can't keep her down. And, like, I don't know.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

1881.031

Yeah, I could see her having, like, a cooking show one day or, like, a whole. Like, I don't know. I just feel like maybe she's ready for it. And, you know, I like change. So I just feel like maybe she's ready for what's next.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

191.313

Yes. Yeah, that's true. So on that, we're on the same page. But I do look forward to getting out of the bed soon and hopefully feeling better soon. That would be nice. Having energy.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Yeah, well, they're saying Hoda's being considered as a potential candidate to replace Kelly amid rumors that the singer is exiting her show.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

1948.228

Yeah, it's true. And I could see, I could see, I don't know. I think Kelly Clarkson's like celebrity aspect was also, but Hoda has a lot of celebrity friends, but I don't know, like Kelly Yoki, she just had like a little bit more than the average. She's very dynamic.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

1975.501

Yeah. Yeah. So we shall see but I think this like is a good they're trending in the right direction and it would have to be like if Hoda wants to do it because we don't really know why she left today's show.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

1998.418

I think it was her decision. That's what Page Six is saying that like NBC never wanted Hoda to leave. The question is will she want to do it?

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

2008.901

Yeah, but the hour that Kelly Clarkson show films, like maybe they're in school.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

2021.693

And in the morning, like you're out of the house before they leave. Before they wake up. Yeah. You don't even see them in the morning. Like that's really tough.

The Toast

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Are you ready for our next story?

The Toast

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Lea Michele is making news. She went on Therapist, as we talked about yesterday, and she admits to a fractured relationship with her Glee cast after Corey Monteith's death.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Yeah, but there's no point on going on a podcast.

The Toast

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2070.391

You could give an interview to like something random or a magazine and like keep your walls up and ask these specific questions. But if you're going to go on a podcast, like there's no point in doing it if you're not going to like open up. And especially if you could choose wherever you go. And so she chose to do Jake Shane.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

2083.979

Like she obviously felt safe and is like, right, I'm going to talk about things that I haven't talked about. And I think she must feel incredibly misunderstood because she's just like got such a bad rap at this point.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Yeah. So it's like, you know what? I'm going to give it a shot to like, let you guys know who I am.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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See if it works. I think so far it is. So this is what she had to say. She admitted that Corey Monteith's death in 2013 led to her having a fractured relationship with her fellow cast members. She he had asked whether the co-stars banded together in a tight knit way after the tragedy and she quickly replied no.

The Toast

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She said I think in some ways it did for certain people but I think that for me it was so hard I just completely broke. I was really in a one track mind of just doing my job. It was way too much to process at a young age but I'm very grateful for everyone there whether or not they know it I personally felt a lot of support from everybody in the building helping me to get through.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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She expressed gratitude to the crew members for helping her get through to. But she also said she was having such a hard time because she felt like she wasn't allowed to stop and had to keep going. Because like if she she said, if we didn't show up for work, then people wouldn't have work to go to. That was a lot of pressure for me.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

214.679

Weirdly, a few days this week, I felt worse than I ever have. Like like racks of saltines. Like I barely busted out the saltines. I like forget that that's a good option, but like so unwell. So I don't know if it's like one last big hurrah before the, before it starts to get better, but no, it hasn't happened yet, but you know, every day I wake up, like hopefully today's the day. But we'll see.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

2149.088

I had to put my stuff aside and show up so that everybody could just continue to work.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

2181.388

She's like, leave Corey on the show. Do a whole episode like singing about him. That's really hard. And she said a lot of like the OGs weren't there anymore because they had like graduated by that point. So it wasn't like the room full of people.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

2195.46

Yeah, it was a little bit more splintered. And that just must have been a really hard time. And so she doesn't address like it. on their face, like, the mean girl accusation rumors, but I can imagine how someone who's, like, going through this and feeling very, like, isolated and stressed could come off as, like, a mean person.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Like literally Rachel Berry, like very motivated, very driven, very sure of herself because she's... One track mind. Incredibly talented. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And she's young.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

2281.525

1,000%. Yeah. So I think this will be good for her. Let me know how the streets, what the streets are saying.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

2317.195

Like I'm over it. Maybe she waited so long to talk about it so that like she could learn how to read over the last few years. And then she wouldn't be lying. And then she came out and she read public. And it's like, of course, I know how to read. How silly are all of you? But the truth is that four years ago, she didn't know how. And that's why she didn't do it.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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That's why she can do a live reading.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

2342.211

I'm just saying it like it kind of took a long time for her to come forward with this. And in that time, she could have learned how to read.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

2357.948

Yeah. Not saying that that's the case. I'm just saying she's leaving a little bit of space for the conspiracy theorist to still be right, because it's like, no, when we said it, you couldn't read.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

2376.596

I don't know, because it's like kids do it, so wouldn't that mean that we can do it in like one day?

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

2393.055

Yeah, but is it easier than when you're a child? But it's also about learning new languages. They say it's easier to learn a new language when you're younger versus when you're older. However, I don't know. Something about it's like, well, your brain's bigger now. Can't you do it?

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

240.788

I mean, the good news is, is that I feel my best in the mornings. That's when the world needs me the most. So I'm here for the thirst. And but there were times like in the beginning when after he did the toast, like I seriously could have fallen asleep on this chair.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

2417.801

Well, that's also a mental thing.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

2420.642

The fear, yeah. Yeah. when you're fearless, it's easier to learn how to do stuff like driving.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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And then by the time you realize like the thing you're doing, you're like, oh, I can do this in my sleep.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Ask Leah. Are you ready for our next story? Our fourth story? Yeah. Interesting new Lemmy ad starring Kourtney Kardashian and Julia Fox. Julia strips down in a bathtub for a tantalizing new Kardashian ad. So Julia Fox slipped into a bubble bath for a sultry new ad to promote a mysterious new product from Kourtney's Lemmy brand. The video was released yesterday.

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Julia is examining a purple bottle as she is soaking in the tub. She's then on the phone with Kourtney saying, Kourt, are you seducing me?

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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She said, no, you will love it. It's our new cut.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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But, like, okay, curious what the launch is. I'm sure it's, like, something to do with, like, sexual wellness. More interested in the fact that the family's bringing in Julia Fox.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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No, I don't know. I feel like they, I mean, I don't know what this means, but if I would have thought, if you asked me about this yesterday, I would think that the family really wouldn't like her because she literally only got famous because of him. And it's just like a weird.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

2527.657

I don't know. I don't know if they would be bothered by that.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

2538.386

She is, but I just feel like they would like, I don't know, just not be about it.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

2543.45

Yeah, like at the ick. But I obviously, I'm wrong because they're working together, but I'm just like, I'm shocked by this.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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I don't know, but Courtney's not like a shock marketer. I still don't think they would bring in someone who they hate. They hate a lot of people. They would not bring them.

The Toast

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I don't feel entirely that way anymore, which is great. And just looking forward to like new and different feelings, you know, because it's always it's constantly evolving and it gets better in some ways, but then harder in other ways.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Literally. I do feel like I need to know more. I could see this being a storyline on Kardashians because it's just like a promotion for one of their businesses. And talking about like innocuous drama. Like it's kind of the perfect thing that they would talk about on the show.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. It's just so out of the box to me.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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No, but also when you say Sabrina or Lana Del Rey, those are all big figures, and yeah, that makes sense. You want to get a big name for your brand. To go into... The drama pool and take someone out.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

2651.04

It would be like him doing a campaign with Blac Chyna at this point.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

2665.743

But there's the realm of things Kim would do and the realm of things Kourtney would do.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Or they're fighting and she's getting back at her by putting Julia Fox in it.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Me neither. I just need more information. And then I also want to know what the...

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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yeah you know there's like lion's mane that's like a thing fox mane unless it's fox mane I have so many more questions but if it's fox mane I would say oh that makes sense Julia Fox well hopefully all will be revealed I need to know more just saying or like we need to get the tea text Simon honestly yeah I'm like can I just spoil the lodge for Julia Fox like for you and I I just like I'm very curious now

The Toast

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The Toast

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Like something we've been dreaming of for so long as people, you know, you book a room at a hotel just to use their amenities, but you don't need to be paying that much. You would just love like, I don't know, a pass to the resort. Thanks, Resort Pass. Resort Pass partners with over 1,300 of the world's best hotels and offers same and next day booking.

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The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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a little towel you know they got the chairs we don't gotta lug everything so we'll hit them with resort pass we try out local resorts in our area we just have seriously the best time and anytime we have a free day or a weekend and we're like what should we do today we want to do something special or fun maybe mom could hit the spa i don't know like god forbid uh mom gets a massage

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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That would be sweet. We do resort pass and it's just been so amazing, especially because we live in a vacation destination so we can take advantage of all of the great properties nearby. But anywhere you are, resort pass, head over to resortpass.com and get started. So visit resortpass.com slash toast to get $20 off your first resort pass experience. And some day passes start as low as $25.

The Toast

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So what are you waiting for?

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

3043.543

I'm glad you got that off your chest.

The Toast

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Our fifth and final story, a Yellowstone spinoff with Luke Grimes, a.k.a. Casey.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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No, I like putting it all together. That's also cause I like how, that's how I like to receive stuff. Um, So, yes, the gender is there. I'm three for three on that. Like, I'm always just like, I'm pregnant. Here's the gender. Even people were texting me like, what's the gender? Can you tell me? I'm like, yeah, here. There you go.

The Toast

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Is ordered at CBS. The new Yellowstone series centered on Casey Dutton has been greenlit at CBS. Variety has learned the project was first reported to be in the works at the network in March. CBS has given the show a 13-episode order. with plans to begin shooting this summer to launch at mid-season 2026 on Sunday nights. Okay, like seriously, add it to the list of countdowns.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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I'm always like open to a Yellowstone spinoff because the original show was so pargy, but like Casey is so goddamn annoying.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

3102.268

Until there's a Beth and Rip spinoff. Like we don't want other spinoffs. If you give us Beth and Rip spinoff, we might be open to your other spinoffs. But while that's just sort of hanging in the balance is the thing that we actually want. I don't want this.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Yeah, I agree. But, you know, it's like the Game of Thrones universe. Like, they're not just going to, like, let this big, chunky thing go. Profitable nugget that has so many fans go. So we're going to try and make it work. And they've done some good stuff with, like, 1923. People really like that.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

3154.764

Well, that's crazy because the show is on Paramount. And, like, CBS is, like, the big kahuna of Paramount.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

3216.23

No, they're like the two cool kids that are in competition. And then you have like Paramount.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

3221.553

That's just like weird with the glasses.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

3259.153

OK, Queenie. My Queenie is Kylie at the Davids. My girl moving on up. They said she'd never be at the Davids on Timothy's arm. And they did say that there she was just down the street from the new pope. She's my pope. Yes, I love that. I wonder if they went to the Vatican and like baseball caps because they were in Rome.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Patreon.com slash a toast until it slips out one day.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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They are. Yeah, but I think anyone just like – It's still cool. Just like I said, I would meander down. It's still interesting and historic. Yeah. So Kylie at the Davids, major Queenie moment.

The Toast

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For my weenie, I am betwixt two weenies. I feel like we might have the same one. I have one. But it's like not because I feel like I have two amazing choices. I have like two weak, like solid choices. Jackie, you don't have to convince me. Do both. Why don't you tell me who yours is and if that is one of mine, then that will go, the crown will go to them.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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I completely agree. It's incredibly weenie like behavior. My other person, I was struggling to crown them because it wasn't feeling weenie. Like it was. Who? No. Please say it.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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But when the person who assembled Benji on the stick had a weenie in their heart.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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I don't, we need an investigation. Whoever it was.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

3410.38

It was so horrible. Horrible. I can't believe, like, they do hours and days upon footage. I cannot believe they left that in.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

3424.286

It starts at the top. I blame producers, editors.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

3428.708

And I don't know, like, who had a printer? I feel like Zach doesn't have a printer.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

3436.451

Who bought the popsicle stick? Like every single one of them. Like we're going to just sum it up as Zach because without Zach there would be no Benji on a stick. But it takes a village. But a lot of people were involved. Accomplices.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Yeah, just Monday's regular. Like big city swirlies. Don't do anything. Like Monday's the same. So you don't have to change your routine. Seriously, don't move. Yeah. Except sign up for Patreon if you haven't.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Also, we recorded a super fun Patreon episode yesterday that's going to go live in a few weeks. We have like some May dates where there's no toast episodes, but there will be Patreon episodes. So just now's the time. I feel like you might have been on the fence. You might say, what is this Patreon? Never heard of her.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

372.065

It's just patreon.com. You literally just click sign up and you enter a login and that's it. You have access to literally 300 episodes that we've done over the last seven years. I feel like it sounds more intimidating than it is, like a secret club. It's really not. It's just a website.

The Toast

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I can be done because I left it all in the vlog. I look forward to updating you guys.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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No, I know. But it's okay. I look forward to updating you guys as I have updates. So like if you want to talk about something else, like I could always bring it back to me if I feel the need. But if you want to talk about the thing that happened to you, I'll give you the floor.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

449.072

It's true. I actually, as much as I want you to do maternity photos and I would encourage it. Not that bad. Okay. Like I'm not interested.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

457.58

But I will send you on a mystery, what's it called?

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

476.43

I'm going to send you on a mystery bus ride to a maternity shoot.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

483.212

Like maybe I'll jump into a photo like Annie in the parent trap.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

490.802

That like sounds frightening. Like when it comes to photos, AI doesn't have the eye. They don't have the AI.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

503.08

It better be good. I thought you said last night.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

528.787

Like seriously, you're going to be hungrier than ever and more deserving than ever.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

533.991

Like diet doesn't start the day you give birth. I just hope you know that.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

543.698

I think you should just like let go of that expectation. Oh, really? Yeah. Give yourself time. Like stop.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

57.803

Thanks. Yes, I announced that I'm pregnant yesterday. It's such a crazy feeling to go from something being like the biggest secret in your life to then like

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

579.18

Wait, his friend or Jalen Brunson?

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

6.721

It's the toast It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts It's your favorite show The fast five things you need to know We'll start your day off swirly It's the toast They sound amazing

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Yeah, she lost a hole in the wall.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

626.749

I do. But did he say anything about the publication of the Brunson boys? Does he know? How did the Brunson boys feel about their newfound fame?

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

640.58

No, but I'm sure like there's a wife that does. A girlfriend.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

658.975

It did, but maybe they didn't watch the whole thing.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

673.444

That's for sure. Yeah. That's for damn sure.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

68.448

the next day shouting it from the rooftops like it still feels wrong it's just such a weird like a weird transition I'm like why is everyone talking about this stop like we're not talking about it um but no it's actually been really nice that everyone is like so excited and it's getting me even more excited and I'm happy that I can finally share and like just be real you know my pants are unzipped so if you see a little something if you see something say nothing

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Interesting. We'll watch this space.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

724.367

yeah you better like seriously hide your kids hide your wife lock your doors i feel like we should go to one of the games maybe not you but maybe me why because i would literally said last two days ago you don't want to go to anything you don't yeah but if you're going sweet even if someone said they wouldn't talk to you but they would give you a free ticket no but you're going so like i have to go okay like if it's a fourth and potentially final game at msg like and i'm in town

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

750.816

I should go with you and the Bruns.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

756.517

Interesting. Well, that makes sense. But also we should get a suite like for the Brunson boys, like sponsored.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

769.3

Like sponsored by, honestly, W should sponsor the Brunson boys.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

785.605

Or Manscaped. Let's think of like the male brands that we work with that, you know, would like to work with us.

The Toast

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Oh my God, that would be so cute. If any brand, does it have to be male-centric?

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It could be. Free partnership idea. Could be quints.

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Yeah, but if you want to have an amazingly viral moment, really get your brand out there.

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Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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You know, I have the Prime hookup.

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Yeah. I also have the Feastables hookup.

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Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Yeah. And I'm sure brands do donate a lot of product just because like they would otherwise throw it away. Like I think they just like happen to also donate. And I feel like every time they these days, every time they do gifts, they also do like a donation component, you know, just to like offset. Right. Their carbon footprint that it's just never enough.

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Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Back to me. I'm good. I'm excited. I've got a lot coming up. We have a very busy month together, like very exciting things, work things, personal. So it's just, it's a busy time, you know?

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I literally were booked up and it's still coming in.

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I'm trying to move things around, but seats taken.

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Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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But a martini glass does look like a Y. Yeah, and they're having it be an A. Oh, you're right. Sorry.

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Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Yeah. Yeah. Or, like, friends and boys with a martini.

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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025

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Like, he was saying things in the interview. And people are like, that's really weird of Craig. Like, they're clowning on him so hard. And I didn't think it was so weird. And he explained himself on Watch What Happens Live. And I thought it was a good explanation. He was like, well, first of all, this was, like, three days after the breakup. I was definitely still in denial and shock.

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And, like, I thought maybe we were going to work it through. So, like, why make a whole big kerfuffle if we're just going to get back together? And two, like... Yeah, I didn't want it to, we weren't telling people yet. So I have to just do my job. I didn't think it was so weird, but he's getting like really made fun of for like walking around, pretending they're still together.

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I actually don't think it's weird.

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Yeah. And like her having the chair next to Andy, like the whole thing was a little weird. Do you agree?

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And it made sense when he says it to me, you know, by the way, there are like a lot of similarities between, I think Paige and Craig and like other public breakups, but the roles are really reversed because stereotypically it's like the woman who's really pushing this timeline of like wanting to get married and have kids. And like,

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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025

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That's why I think a lot of people are like almost impressed by Paige because she's not falling into that sort of cliche. She's like, you know, very career focused, very, you know, independent focus. And Craig is kind of the first time we've seen like a public relationship where the man is the one who's like really wanting to push forward.

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That's really not the case for most of the people I know in my personal life, too, like most relationships. So to hear I think that. If the roles were reversed, we would all be saying different things. But because it's Craig, who's the one who's very timeline focused, I think it's kind of short-circuiting people a lot.

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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025

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I thought it was respect for the fact that if she wasn't in the first chair, she would not have been a part of the episode because it was the Craig show.

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And I think Amanda Batula's interview, most recently, where she commented on Craig doing the page six thing, pretending to still be together, that really blew the whole thing up. And that's what he was directly responding to on Watched Up. She was being a little mean. Yeah.

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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025

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And Andy asked about that. That's been like a huge topic of conversation because that's like, that's Paige's big issue with Craig up until this point. Like I think it might have remained pretty much like an amicable breakup if it weren't for like the cheating rumors and then Craig not stepping in and being like, no, that's completely false. Yeah.

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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025

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Making shit up a thousand percent. And I think like, I really see both sides from like, I can understand how, how Paige is like, listen, people are saying horrible things about me. Like, you know them to not be true. Like if you could just like step your pussy up, like that would be great.

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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025

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So while if Craig had sort of stepped in and said, but leave Paige alone, like that would have been really lovely and magnanimous of him. But also, like... Craig is dealing with a lot. And so Craig is sort of excluding himself from the narrative. And that's what he was trying to say. And you can't because you're Craig of Paige and Craig, but he doesn't want to be part of this drama.

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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025

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Oh, that's really interesting. I think it's more like there's so many different factors. And for this particular girl, like usually if it's like two celebrities or Bravo celebrities of equal value, like the closer to Andy is like the person who's a little bit more famous.

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His responsibility to like get in the gutter with the trolls.

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Yeah. I also like, I really want Paige to know that nobody thinks that like I've, I've never once questioned her character during this entire saga. Like you're allowed to break up with someone with thousand percent, like whether people agree, like she should have stayed with him. Who cares? It's her life. Like she is completely valid in wanting to break up with someone. It's her choice.

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This is a free country. Um, And she's done nothing wrong. Like she's not a bad person. And I've never once questioned her character. She's allowed to move on with her life and make a decision. And I don't think she cheated on him. And if she did go on a date with somebody four weeks later, like everybody moves on in their own time. I don't even think that's so crazy.

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Like, I just think, I think that she is like, and it's hard because Bravo's so toxic. Like the fandom is so crazy. Like the accounts and the blogs and Reddit. So I could see how it's so easy to get caught up in it. But I want her to know like normies up here, we don't mess around with the carny folk. Like we are, we're chilling. Yeah. We know, like it's okay.

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But with Craig, I actually really feel like if they were gonna have a second person there, especially somebody who's like on a new show, she really would have gotten left behind the whole episode if she was on the second chair, it just would have been like Andy. And so I think for the sake of literally keeping her involved in the conversation, she had to be in the middle.

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You're a hundred percent right. There is, we're just very used to being like team Zach, Brian, team Brianna, because there's like a bad person involved.

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Nobody did anything wrong. And I think that people are just like projecting their own relationship issues. Like if you were in a relationship where you felt like somebody led you on for too long, like you're going to be, Team Craig, if you are in a relationship where you feel like somebody was kind of suffocating you, you're gonna be team Paige. If people are just projecting, you're 100% right.

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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025

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There is nobody at fault here. And it's just a breakup. It's just so sad. I just love these two so much together.

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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025

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I want to talk about Haley and Josh, but I do want to fill you in. Not Dave Portnoy literally being the only person making waves at the Super Bowl. He shared something else on a podcast that I saw this morning that I thought was so interesting. Braxton Berrios was like set to guest on like two Barstool podcasts and he canceled like the hour before. And Dave is like so mad.

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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025

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I think like maybe Braxton has either an issue with Barstool or Dave or like maybe, I don't know, Alex Earl. Like it's kind of, if you think about it, like she's with Unwell. Like there's a lot like of connections there. And he is like basically asking people to get him Braxton's phone number because he wants to ask Braxton why he canceled.

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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025

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I don't know. Well, so Patrick Mahomes basically was asked in a press conference if he'll go on the Bussin' with the Boys podcast now because they've left Barstool. You know Bussin' with the Boys where Travis went on? Yeah. It's a Barstool podcast. And I guess like Patrick has beef with Barstool.

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He's like, well, now they have a much likelier chance of me getting on their podcast now that they've left Barstool. That's what he said in the press conference. And so Dave was talking about that on the podcast being like, I didn't even know Patrick had an issue with us. But like, fuck him. And Braxton Berrios, you too.

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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025

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Oh my God, we need to talk about her. I've fallen and I can't get up. That was a brilliant marketing move. Carl's Jr., if you guys are like, you know, some of our young Gen Z listeners, you don't know that like back in the day, Carl's Jr. would run like one commercial a year with like the hottest girl alive.

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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025

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Classically, you know, Paris Hilton has been one, Lindsay Lohan, like all the girls of yore. And they always wore these like sexy star bikinis and were like washing cars, eating these burgers. It was like very like toxic male gaze, but in the hottest, most positive way ever. And they haven't done one in a while. I don't even know that they were like still selling burgers or whatever they sell.

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And they've brought back the classic commercial with like the girls in the bikini with Alex Earl. It's so brilliant. It's such a good get for her and for them. It's truly, honestly, maybe a Toasty Lions candidate.

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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025

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because it's such a slay and it really well look we're talking about carls jr i actually didn't know they were still in business well that's because they're not in east coast chain chain yes very true but like neither is in and out and i know that they're still open for business of course you do right that's different it's different no i've never seen anybody do a mukbang of charles carls jr do you know what i mean yeah sorry back to the story at hand i just wanted to keep you abreast on the drama i'm holding space for braxton that like maybe he got the flu

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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025

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I wouldn't be surprised. I'm sure it's going around. Thousand percent. Okay, back to the story at hand. I didn't realize that these two have like never been on a red carpet together. I love that. I don't know when they would. Like this is truly the only. Like last NFL honors.

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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025

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She's very regular. And I mean that in a very positive way. I think a lot of these celebrities like start out looking regular and then they all end up kind of looking the same at one point. No, she really has maintained her individuality while also like growing into this beautiful woman ever since she's like, she's launched on the scene when she was like 16. She looked gorgeous.

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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025

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yeah like what you would wear to a friend's wedding yes just wearing her engagement ring like excited to be engaged and show everyone and then he won mvp and they smooched so he was up for the award he won um and he made this very well yes when he got up he gave her like a big smooch and like she she like pulled back and then he went in for a second one like he's obsessed with her i'm obsessed and then he also acknowledged her in his speech he made a big speech um really spoke very highly of his parents and they were there crying like i was hysterically crying just being like you know

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So much sacrifice, so much money, so much time, like so much commitment. I love you guys so much. And my siblings. And then he's like, and last but not least, Haley. I think he's just said my fiance. He didn't even say her name. And then they cut to her and she, her eyes, like Billie Eilish when she lost the, like her eyes are twinkling with tears, but in a positive way.

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Yeah, that's actually really funny. And I feel like Andy really, well, him or his producer, really did his homework because there's been a lot of internet lore.

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And she's just staring at him and he's like, I would not be here without you. I love you so much. Oh, that just reminded me one thing Paige Craig said on Watch What Happens Live. Sorry, I want to go back. He actually said something incredibly sweet. which was that, cause Andy was like, what have you been doing? How have you been doing? What are you going to do with your life now?

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And he was like, listen to Paige's credit. Like I'm such a better person now than I was three years ago. So there would have been a time where like, if I got broken up with and I was heartbroken, I would have gone out drinking and like making bad decisions and staying out all night. And like,

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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025

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you know to Paige's credit like I'm handling it really well he kind of like gave her a lot of credit for like the mature person and I think that's really lovely and I do think that's true like a good relationship even if it doesn't work out like will change you and make you more mature I thought that was really sweet

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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025

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Yeah, but he was. Oh, yeah, that. But I mean, in terms of like the actual nitty gritty of Paige and Craig, like so many like Internet theories and different like points of view on team page. And I feel like he really hit all the points that the Internet would have wanted.

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Haley, the two loves of my life. It was just really such a party moment. The NFL honors made a lot of waves. Like Nikki Glaser was there, Snoop Dogg hosted, they were roasting everyone. Joe Burrow, Bill Belichick and his daughter, like really so crazy.

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He like was a part of the roast. He didn't seem to be like taking the jokes. Like he doesn't seem like he, I said this a couple of months ago. He kind of seems like Fabissina energy and he was not into the jokes made about him on the roast. He basically, and they weren't even making fun of him. Snoop Dogg said like, Oh, he bought a $3 million Batmobile, like this car, Joe Burrow.

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And Snoop Dogg was like, that must be nice for the first time to like have defense. Like seriously, not even a bad joke. His smile faded. He was actually mad. Like, oh my God, he actually gives me like the worst energy. I don't think about him, but... No, the little the little that I see, I'm just like, I don't I'm not dazzled by beyond the face. His outfit was like so terrible. So terrible.

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I'm so glad you brought up his outfit. Like, I actually really like when athletes try and step out of their box. And for the most part, like athletes crush it. They have a lot of fun with fashion. Nobody wears like a boring suit. They always wear like something crazy or colorful or pattern. And I like it. It's not so serious. I don't know what the hell he was wearing. He looked so dumb.

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I like when they wear a boring suit.

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I feel like he wasn't going to like flop at this moment because so many times like there's like a big thing happening on Watch Up and Simon. And he doesn't understand like the cultural impact because it's like so chronically online. But I think he really understood and he had good questions and I think he did a very good job.

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no the athletes like they really have fun with it and i feel like every week when they like walk down the tunnel to their games it's like a little mini fashion show but no but like seeing them on the red carpet like josh allen wore a boring suit and like it's so cute yeah like josh allen like would wear a boring suit it's just cute some of the guys like would like the guy from detroit jared goff like classic boring suit but him and his wife looked party i think she's pregnant um but like some people really get creative and i like it i think they do it well okay

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Are you ready? Some of the wags could really step up their pussies up, not to be rude. Oh, I didn't even see any, but I was busy watching Southern Charm. I was seeing just like some TJ Maxx sparkly dresses. Like, girl, your husband makes $100 million. Like, let's go.

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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025

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It's also weird that they do it before the Super Bowl. So like, Travis wasn't there. Patrick Mahomes wasn't there. Jalen Hurts wasn't there. Saquon Barkley wasn't there. Like, that's weird. Right, and those people like win a lot of awards and then it's like a virtual acceptance speech. Yeah, and it's like...

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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025

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It's for the best of the year and the best of the year like are busy because they're playing in the Super Bowl. Because they're busy being the best.

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No, I really love him. He's so cute. And he's also like so regular looking. Like we went to high school with him. Do you know what I mean? Totally.

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It's an op-ed. He's a former music executive. So he's obviously like on the side of the labels.

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His name is... Jeff. Jeff Rabhan. I don't know Jeff. Jeff. And he basically was like, I commend her. It's very admirable, very noble, but like she has no idea what she's talking about. And she claims to be like this big, like just being like, it would never be feasible that a label could pay all their artists a livable wage. That's what advances are for. Like that's how this industry was built.

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And two, she's out here marketing herself as like, you know, an outsider. She's not like this music industry. She's, you know, noble and a socialist, but you know, she's going to the Grammys and she's a part of the machine now. So like she acts like she's holier than thou, but she's a part of thou. Yeah. Thank you.

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And today's episode, Jackie is such a trooper, still showing up for work. It is audio only. She looks so cute in her pajamas. But hey, Jax, how you doing?

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yikes. Okay. So we'll get into that. That's obviously a whole story. And it was the NFL honors last night. So just like lots to discuss. So I want you to just feel comfortable kind of taking a backseat. I know you don't usually do that. So unlike me. I just, I want you to know, like, it's okay to not be okay.

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We're so not into labels here at The Toast. Something about having a fever like really makes you feel like a kid. Like what grown adult gets a fever?

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She's just like a thirst monster.

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Every time she has- Did you see her on Watch What Happens Live saying she sold her house to Whitney? She doesn't live there anymore.

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So she said on Watch What Happens Live, because Andy was like, what did you sell it to him for a dollar? And she was like, no, no, I sold it to him for like a fair market price. She said it's more so part of her estate planning to like pass it down. And like taxes. But she also doesn't want to live there anymore.

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She does not want to like be responsible for the big house, the gardens, the staff and everything. So it's like Whitney's problem now.

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I guess like, cause he, but it's probably true. Not a slight to Shep, but just a slight more to this girl who clearly has like high aspirations for herself. Right.

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That's actually a really fucking depressing moment in your life where you realize the person taking care of you, because I feel like I'm at the stage where if I'm sick, Ben's gonna take care of me, but once we, God willing, have children, that's no longer, the hierarchy has shifted.

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Oh my God. By the way, I'm like, I'm following Southern Charm like via you. And really the only thing I care about is Shep and this girl getting together. Sometimes like you don't even realize like what you're looking for is right in front of you.

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Excuse me. Austin was in a long term relationship with Madison.

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And he alluded to that. I watched it up inside. He's like, Andy, I don't want to be, you know, that like we were talking about like weddings and stuff. And he said, I don't want to spoil it, but yeah. So he must talk about it more. Yeah.

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Well, thank you for the Southern Charm recap. Let's finish out the week with Queenie and Weenie, my absolute favorite part of the week, where Jackie and I like to give out an award. It's a great way to sum up the week, put a little bow on it. And we like to nominate two people for Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week. And they're pretty self-explanatory titles.

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You know, somebody who acted like a Queenie this week and somebody who acted like a Weenie this week. It's not that serious. It's a seven-day title. You can be Queenie one week, Weenie the next, even though it's yet to happen. Um... Okay, your queenie?

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A thousand percent. I couldn't agree more. Michael Buckner was also my queenie. But I wanted you to have your queenie moment. And I also wanted to give an honorable mention to Onija Andrew Robinson, the American woman in Pakistan. She is my queenie of the week.

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And for future reference, if anybody's just going to ask me a question I don't want to answer, I'm just going to let them know that telling you my business is against my religion. Because that's what she said. And she's 100% valid.

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My weenie of my week goes to every single reporter down in New Orleans. Oh, that's good. Asking Travis Kelsey inappropriate questions. They have gotten worse. I've seen so many. He is seriously withering away in front of these people like he's just going to disappear. And I saw another article.

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NFL player on his team talking about, I think it's that guy, you know, the girl who Taylor loves, um, Shani, Shani. I think it's her husband. He was asked like, do you, what do you think about how many reporters, I guess each individual player has like their own little podium and reporters can choose to go. And I guess so many people go to Travis's and he was like, that's the Taylor Swift effect.

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And so you see, I like, I saw like a

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bird's eye perspective of how many people go to Travis's podium and it's seriously absurd and the fact that people work so hard to get there and then that's the question that they ask absolutely disgraceful I love that weenie and my weenie will be piggybacking and sorry wait just to connect my queenie and my weenie Travis needs to start saying telling you my business is against my religion that's what he needs to say but it's not like he has a podcast you can't say that if you have a podcast

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I don't know. I feel like Onija is about to start a podcast. She launched a Bitcoin.

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That's a really good one. Not the Grammys being this week. Yeah. Oh, wow. Oh, by the way, I want to change mine. No, I think like.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And she was the one who had to apologize at the end of the stream.

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I'm going to let you go, Jax. Get back in bed. Thank you for showing up and being and holding space. We truly appreciate you. Thank you to the Toasters for a fab week, even though you keep making fun of our Wayne's Coding, which is actually the proper term for the frames behind us. I know you guys obviously don't understand like elevated taste.

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Right. Wayne's coding? I literally don't know. I think Scott. I actually, I don't know. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast to the Millennium Morning Show. We deliver the fastest stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching this on YouTube, please don't forget to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up.

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We're also available as a podcast on our podcasting accounts on Spotify, YouTube, Stitcher, Public Radio, IR, Radio, CastBox, all the places where you can listen to podcasts, find us at Toast to the Millennium Morning Show. We are Wickedly Talented. We are.

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Before assisting others. I love that. It's so true, by the way. I mean, it's literally the law. No, but like as a metaphor, it's true. Like I can't help you if I can't even help myself.

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I love like a phrase or a motto that encourages selfishness, you know? Yes. I'm going to use it.

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Speaking of mamas. Okay. Shannon. Shannon.

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Yeah, not to be annoying. We knew the day she found out. Of course. I am so happy. And I've been wanting to share this part of my, not to make everything about me. I've been wanting to share this part of my TTC journey with the toasters that I couldn't because I didn't want to drag Shannon into it. But Shannon and I were both trying at the same time.

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And literally the month I got pregnant, I got pregnant because of Shannon. I feel like I've told the story that I was using those strips, pre-mom strips. I was doing them wrong for literally three months. And I was talking to Shannon about it because we were just swapping stories about how annoying it was to pee on this little thing in the middle of a restaurant.

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Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Friday, a cause to celebrate, except for the fact that the virus I've been meaning, literally meaning to throw hands with, has now infiltrated my fucking sister. And not only has it infiltrated my fucking sister, it's infiltrated my sister's fucking ability to do her job. So it's infiltrated The Toast. Heretofore, it has infiltrated me.

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And she was like, and then you put it in the app and finally it tells you. I'm like, wait. I hadn't even heard. I was like, what? She's like, yeah, that's how you know which is really your peak. Like which line is truly darker. The app, like you scan it. Oh my God, she saved me so much time. That was the month I got pregnant. Like seriously, streamlined the whole thing for me.

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Yeah, so I was basically just like doing the strips and you can see the lines, but it's hard to know like was yesterday's line darker or like a little bit darker, which day was like truly the peak. And if you don't scan it, if you scan it on the app, they'll tell you like the exact percentage that you're peaking and if it was more or less than the day before.

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I don't want you to worry about the speaking.

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So it was just, and it's also just an organized way to keep a picture of your strips because like, if you do it in your photo albums, like the lighting could be different and it could look weird. So she totally like got me preg and- You got pregnant by Shannon. I got pregnant by Shannon Ford.

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And I've been wanting to share that and give her like so much credit, but obviously I don't wanna like blow up her spot while she was working through her things. So, so happy by the everyone, like TNN is so fertile right now. The good guys. TNN supports women. TNN supports mothers in the workplace.

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Yes, it's just kind of like a family channel. ABC, TNN family. We've got the good guys on both sides. We've got probably a podcast. The Redheads just popped out a baby. True. We're seriously just like, we're repopulating the earth. Born Elizabeth, gone but not forgotten. Lauren Elizabeth is a core member of TNN. She was the first show we ever launched. She's a founding member.

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I've got it down. And actually there was so much going on in the world last night, like with NFL honors and then Craig on Watch What Happens Live. Like I have a lot to say. So I don't want you to worry. I don't want, I want you to speak of course when you feel comfortable, but I just want you to know, like, I got you.

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She's a founding member, and just because her podcast for right now is not currently on air does not mean that she's not an important, vital founding member of TNN. Thank you for bringing her up. You're right. She is a core mother of TNN. She is a part of her story. The mothers of TNN. That's beautiful. Yeah. So I know you are obviously not feeling well, so let's dive into the Fast Five.

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We also have the Southern Charm recap and Queenie and Weenie, which I'm so excited about. There's only one Queenie this week. Okay, there's actually two. Oh, okay. Let's save it. Because I know what your queenie is and I didn't want to choose it in addition because I wanted to like, you know. But sometimes someone is a resounding queenie. Like by unanimous vote.

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But the person I chose for queenie like is just as much of a queenie as I know who yours is.

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They are filled with two teaspoons of sugar, really unhealthy chemicals, other gummy additives that kids should not be eating while they're growing up. But also like if you're trying to service them to like make them healthier and then you're having something that's like filled with crap. And that's why Haya was created. It's a super powered chewable vitamin.

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Well, I didn't really put together that this was like his first real sit down interview and that it was going to be Watch What Happens Live, not a one-on-one. I'm sorry. Like if there ever was a time for a person to have a one-on-one, it was Craig on Watch What Happens Live because I actually felt bad for the other girl. I don't even know who she is. Is she from Southern Charm?

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My niece, Makayla, is obsessed with her Hiya Health. Also, the bottle's really cute, and you can put stickers on it. It's fun for the kids. She's a super picky eater. Homegirl doesn't like steak. Who doesn't like steak? So even like the fact that she like loves, she like flies across the house when it's time for her vitamin. The fact that she likes it is truly a ringing endorsement.

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I didn't. I'm just saying I said first. Yeah, definitely. Get it off your first order.

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Yeah. So that was kind of the saddest part of what Craig had said on Watch What Happens Live was that like, You know, he and he fully and we had sort of gathered this based on certain things, but pretty much confirmed like Paige was the one who broke up with him.

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He got dumped like kind of, you know, out of the blue in his mind on the phone and that it wasn't because of the timelines because he was willing to wait. It was just like that Paige finally came to the realization that like, yes, she wants those things, but not with me. Yeah. And to hear him say that was like so sad.

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And by the way, Craig is getting dragged on the internet. People being like, that's really weird. They're pulling up this like page six interview that he did just talking about, you know, how Paige is crushing it on Giggly Squad and the tour. You could say that about someone that you work up with, by the way. No, no. But like, and talking like they're still together.

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If I ever like snoop through Ben's phone, which I definitely do like every now and then. Oh, you're a snooper?

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Mostly not like looking for anything salacious, mostly because like I just like to see how my husband talks. Do you know what I mean?

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Yes. And I would say every single like Ben's snooping on Ben's own is so uninteresting because none of these numbers are saved. They're all like random distributors. It's all Spritz stuff. So it's low key boring. But then when I see a familiar name, I'll like look. It's not interesting, but I just like to know what he's like forward facing.

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I know my Ben on the inside, but how does he act to other people?

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Yeah, it's mostly boring, like business. Does he know that you snoop?

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Yeah, no, I'm not ashamed of it. We have no secrets. Like, I feel like it's mostly when I'm on his computer.

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Let me just see what's going on.

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It's not snooping. I can't explain it. Snooping has like a. Check in. A subtext. I just like to know what my husband's getting into.

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It's true, but how does he, what does he wear on his sleeve to other people?

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No, I have nothing to hide. Like seriously, he has nothing to hide.

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But to be clear, like he can't go through my phone.

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Especially these days, there's like pictures of my toilet paper. Like, yeah.

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Yeah, we like to be dramatic. We're really not going anywhere. So July and August.

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And we must protect them. And I think Huggies really understands that. So... The Huggies snug and dry diapers help you experience unexpected softness and up to 100% leak protection of the Huggies snug and dry diapers. Jackie, can you just share a little bit of an anecdote of how surprised you were when you experienced the softness of the Huggies snug and dry diapers?

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There's something worse than your kid saying, my tushy hurts.

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Yes. So July and August, you will be getting two episodes a week. One of the episodes is going to be the best five, you know, your usual toasty episodes on Patreon.

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They provide members access to borrow designer handbags, jewelry, watches and diamonds. So when you become a Vivrel member, you can treat yourself to their closet and treat it like your own. You can borrow anything within your tier. Vivrel has no return dates. You can swap items once per month, keep items for as long as you'd like. Memberships start at $45 a month.

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I have to say, Vivrel is the most genius thing. I can't believe I didn't think of it. So many designer bags are so fab, but so trendy. So you don't obviously want to invest in them because in a year you're like, why did I buy this stupid bag? But if you're a Vivrel member, memberships start at $45 a month and you can be walking around with like a $5,000 bag for like the two months that it's cool.

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And then you can give it back and no harm, no foul. You literally spent $45. It's just amazing. And they actually have...

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premium bags like designers Chanel they have Prada bags they literally have everything they also have amazing jewelry like fine jewelry it's one of the best investments I was just talking to Taylor Strecker I was like you need to become a Vivelle member like it's seriously the best thing in the world I'm rocking a Chanel bag from Vivelle right now that I would seriously never buy it's just like a little nutty mm-hmm

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Meanwhile, I've had it for like three months. I love it. And it's just Vivrell memberships are so flexible. They're not like nuts. Like you got to send it back.

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Because this is a place of business. Um, and then your second episode of the week, we did this a little while ago and people really seemed to love it. It's a series we're calling Toast Herstory, a rewatch, re-releasing of some of our most iconic episodes. I know we have a lot of new listeners and actually there was a TikTok going around.

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You have pargy pans that are so cute and aesthetic, but they actually are making high-quality food, and they're easy to clean, and they're not leaching toxins into food that's Feeding your family. Come on.

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I did. I saw her exclusively releasing it on her SiriusXM show, which I didn't even know she had a SiriusXM show. This woman works so fucking hard.

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Well, I was stuck in a prison of my own making with my horrible ex-husband.

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Oh, they're characters. I thought their off-screen romance inspired this song.

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I meant to send it to you of a girl being like, I have seen the TikToks. I want to join the toast, but like, I'm scared. Do I just like jump in? Do I have to start somewhere? And people were like, just start. You'll figure it out. But there is so much lore. There's so many jokes. So over the summer, every week, we are going to be re-releasing iconic episodes.

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And you're writing about like fictional stories, books, movies, etc. So I like it too. I also love Martin Short and Meryl Streep's like off-screen romance. So the fact that Kelly is like is probably aware of it just brings me joy. However, not however, sorry. Additionally.

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I don't know if you're aware. You know how like there's like the Gaylor conspiracy theories like Taylor Swift is gay?

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Yeah, it's all a part of the Karlie Kloss era.

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That fiddle player who worked on Taylor Swift's original tour and then got fired. Yeah, if you're into Gaylor, which I am not, there's a lot of material to work with. Now, there is a movement within the stand-up of Kelly Clarkson of...

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Yeah. Where they think Kelly might be a lesbian. With whom? No one. It's all based on this like one performance she gave. It's we're working. No, wait, sorry. I'm not a part of it. They are working with like really minimal material, but I saw them investigating this song as well. So now that Kelly's being upfront with what it's actually about, I guess that kind of dispels the Gelly rumors.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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Yeah. And I would just say like, I would love that for Kelly. Yeah.

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Now, I know that we spoke previously about Kelly. reports that Kelly wanted to leave New York and thus, you know, probably leaving her show. I didn't realize, like, how deep her roots were here. She also records a SiriusXM show in studio. Now, she could do that anywhere. Yeah.

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But she does have, like, deep roots here. It's going to make it hard for her.

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I just want to say, I didn't think that.

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I think I Dare You is one of the best songs ever.

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We did that most recently with our Robert Flats episode because that's like people's favorite moment from the shows. And a lot of people don't know it. A lot of our jokes come from these iconic physical therapy moments. So every week, we will also be re-releasing on the regular App Store. Not App Store. Patriot.

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Yeah, but Rascal Flatts, only one of them sings. So that's, it's not eight. Two. It's like six. The other one does like background, but they play instruments, the other two.

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Yeah. I'm shocked to hear that. I'm not that upset because of all the re-release songs, the collab with the Backstreet Boys, and what hurts the most are two things I don't particularly care about. Agreed. So ruin it. Go. Sure. Have your fun.

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Correct. So I'm okay, but I'm shocked to hear you say that, and I'm devastated.

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Now back to Kelly Clarkson. I need her team to produce a music video starring Martin short and Meryl Streep. That would be extremely cute.

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How about as a society, let's not sleep on Kelly Clarkson's music, you know?

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as the albums are actively being released you know yeah but i've been guilty of it myself i was a little late to chemistry i'm completely acknowledging my part in this could go into her catalog and you'd be hearing it for the first time and there you go you got kelly clarkson new music i just feel like she's always getting like slept on and it's like we're always having kelly's renaissance what if we just like what if we just appreciated kelly in the time that she was in not me no not you

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I thought nothing of it. You know, celebrities love to make secondary Instagram accounts. Like, oh, my life in film. Like people love to do like secondary projects. We're like, sure.

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Gigi Hadid, like literally everyone. 1D, everyone. So it made a lot of news, just like all these photos circulating. And honestly, it's brilliant because it ended up being this like huge marketing campaign for a new song called Old Phone.

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Which we didn't even, like I never would have thought that this, like him sharing old photos was in service of anything. And I have to tell you, that's some of the best marketing. I've ever seen. Toasty Lion? It's not Toasty Lion worthy only because like... Why isn't it Toasty Lion worthy?

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And Stitcher, of course. Iconic episodes that made the toast what it errs, you know? The toast. Made the toast what it errs.

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And at the end of the day, I think like the result is like new Ed Sheeran music.

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No, it was A plus to whoever came up with this campaign. I don't know if it needed to be like its own Instagram account, but whatever. Like him sharing Old Phone and like using his celebrity friends to like, you know, launch this new era. I thought it was brilliant. Yeah.

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And I feel like the formula for releasing new music is so lame these days. Like, we're wiping our Instagrams. We're changing our profile pictures to be black. And it's like, new era's beginning for Normani. What is happening? Then the era never begins for Normani. But, like, it's so formulaic at this point. It's not exciting.

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So for him to really switch it up, like, he's kind of raised the bar for everybody. Yeah.

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A boy. Yeah. One thousand percent.

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No, of course, it's easier to like play up with outfits and and different things.

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No. And Harry is like he he is fluid. Right. So I don't know if I would even say Harry Styles like a straight guy. But, like, he is. Well, I think a lot of people have issue with him because he's, like, always saying that he's... Like, that's why I didn't mention Harry Styles. He's always saying that he's fluid, but it's like, prove it.

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No, but he's fluid, like, according to him. Or, actually, according to, like, a lot of his art, too. So, I wasn't going to say Harry Styles because I'm not 100% sure.

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Because he makes out with guys in his music video. He put on a dress. And he is fluid. Although he only has girlfriends. Yeah, I don't know. Let's seriously not go there.

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No, and because he's said his sexuality is fluid. So I wouldn't call him straight. Okay.

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to the lgbtq plus community and i'm not going there like for real no no that's why i didn't say him that's why i thought benson that's why i went oh farry style so benson is interesting because he does use a lot of like the stereotypically more like feminine things like big outfits and they're calling him the next freddie mercury right right but he's totally straight i believe got it okay let me ask chat just to make sure interesting interesting

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I wonder if Chat can read my typos.

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As of now, he has not publicly identified as gay. He's in a relationship with an actress.

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So why do we care? Like to explain to people, like why would you care?

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But why now? Why this man? Let me tell you why it's interesting.

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So a lot of people didn't know when Brooks Nader popped onto the scene modeling that she had this husband. And I think that didn't really speak to the health of the marriage because literally nobody knew she had a husband. But if you did a little research, you would find out not only she had a husband, she had a rich husband.

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And I do believe it was, like, quite a tumultuous, like, not good marriage. And they ended up recently getting divorced, which also made no news. Like, her marriage, like, came and went so quietly. But, you know, it left this, you know, handsome, eligible young billionaire. And I'm so glad that Naomi Olindo had the foresight to just snatch him up.

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They took an Instagram official. Like, he posted her on his story, and then she shared the story.

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Yeah. Naomi also, like, makes good relationships. I know that, like, what happened with Matul was bad, right? But before that, he was, like, this very handsome, very promising young man, right? He was going to become this big doctor, really big, cute family, handsome face. Like, she does pick men well. Now, obviously, Matul ended up being, like, a cheater.

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But I'm talking about, I'm talking about men on paper. Okay, on paper. All their resumes are Pardulish. Yeah, Craig too. Well, I think a lot of people were perhaps holding out hope that, like, Craig and Naomi would get back together. I'm not one of those people.

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yeah history they're both also so changed from the people that they were when they were dating i think that we just always see them like she would always just see him as like craig in the sewing and like you know and yeah no the relationship also ran its course like i was sad when they broke up but it's not the right but i do think since craig has become single people have been like maybe like she's the one that got away i didn't think so um but this kind of put a kibosh on that yeah happy for her

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No, no, no. Once you are with a billionaire, you don't need a reality show. You're good. Enjoy your new life.

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Very wealthy. Confirmed wealth? I'm not an account manager on his confirmed wealth.

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Yeah. The wealth is confirmed.

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And, you know, I feel conflicted because, like, every time I see it in our chat, like, oh, so-and-so confirmed. I'm, like, obviously happy for the business, you know? I'm sad for me. Like, these are going to be great episodes that I'm not a part of. You know how much that kills me.

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Do you feel like Ice Spice is still famous? Yes. No. Like she's, right, like she's on her way out, right? It's crazy. She was like true, like this happens a lot in the music industry, like true flash in the pan. Like you're everything, everywhere, all at once. I've been thinking that a lot recently about Lil Nas X. Remember him?

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old town road like no i need someone to love me he i would call him a one year wonder yeah i feel like because of social media when you have a really big hit you're more than likely to have like two or three more but it's now it's not so much now about one hits it's about like a time period so i would say the new one hit wonder is a one year wonder and that's how i feel about ice spice too like right she had a couple of songs think you're the shit bitch you're not even the fart yeah i don't

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Well, that's not her songs. But she has 10 songs on Spotify that have over 100 million streams. That's something.

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The boy's a liar. You don't know that song?

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It's honestly good. I think you know this song. Never heard it. It's really good. I don't want to get demonetized.

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I just find it interesting. Ben just texted me. It's supposed to be 80 degrees tomorrow. Blank asked if I want to play golf. I'm just feeling like I want to say no.

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Like he was in Charleston all day yesterday. Like I did my time. So ice and sauce. Oh, back to Lil Nas X. And I think you would having that thought about Lil Nas X, cause he's been talking about it a lot. He sometimes pops up on my Twitter and he's like, I'm being blackballed from the industry. Like that's what his like line of thinking is.

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But I just think it also speaks to like, you just burn hot and fast in music now, like with social media, like you're everywhere. And it's like, what do you have next?

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Right. And some people could do it. I feel like we're in that moment right now with Benson Boone. Like I could see us in three years being like, what happened to that guy who like wore the jumpsuit and did the flips? Like,

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I thought that the Lil Nas X music was very good.

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So I just think like, oh, I mean, remember Logic?

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So I just wanted to assure everyone, like, we are taking this matter very seriously. And it's going to be a great couple of weeks and months. And then Labor Day, we're back like usual. Girly, swirly energy.

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Right. He was that like rapper with the glasses who had the song about like the suicide hotline. And oh my God, that year at the awards, like he was everywhere. They're like logic, logic, logic, logic. Where is logic? I also feel that way about Khalid. Wow, throwback. Right? He was everywhere. These people for like one or two years who are just like the darlings of the music industry.

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And then she kind of got the opportunity of a lifetime, which was to be the official singer for See the Light, Where the Sky Meets the Sea.

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And was the biggest song of the year in another stratosphere from Moana. So I don't know. Yeah.

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And this bodes well for her friendship with Taylor.

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Jets versus Kansas City Chiefs. Jets versus Sharks.

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Jets vs. Sharks. Yeah. Before we dive into the remainder of the show, might I let you know that it's brought to you by Booking.com. Booking. Yeah. Yeah, you can. Every time we use Booking.com to find a place to stay in the U.S., we just know it. We know they're going to have exactly what we're looking for because they have a huge variety of options. So they have hotels. They have vacation rentals.

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I know how you feel, like. not in terms of loving change, but like, I feel like now I understand it's like hard when people love something without you. You know what I mean? Yeah. I'm not looking forward to it.

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And Purely Elizabeth is a certified women-owned and B Corp brand. We love Purely Elizabeth. Ben is so in his granola era. And granola, I feel like, is one of those things that you just buy anywhere and you're like, oh, it's healthy. And it's literally worse than a Snickers.

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Yeah. And so you have to be really particular. And Ben has been like really into finding healthy granola. And we were at Whole Foods the other day. They carried purely Elizabeth. I'm like, Ben, you have to try. I know this brand.

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He fell in love with the blueberry one. Like he is obsessed now. And I just felt so proud to like not only like, yeah, I'm a beacon of health. I know things. But also, yeah, they sponsor my show. Yeah. So Elizabeth herself started her journey in the kitchen, creating obsession-worthy foods like delicious granola with crunchy clusters, ancient grains, and superfoods.

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It really adds a nice crunch, a nice, you know, a delight to like a yogurt parfait. Yeah. You would love it. They're certified USDA organic, gluten-free. It's just basically what they're saying is it's pardulish.

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You're welcome, Jert the Obsession.

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Let me tell you, it's so good she didn't get it. You didn't watch season two? Everyone fucking hated Portia. They're like, this bitch is so fucking annoying. And Kelsey is a likable queen. And honestly, I feel like Haley Lou Richardson never came back from that. Honestly, she was so good at being so unlikable.

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of the assistant that Haley did she praised Haley for acting quote so beautifully and brilliantly in the role adding but yeah so annoyingly I did audition for that fun fact I feel like it wasn't the right role for her when you said she auditioned I was wondering what you were gonna say the assistant was supposed to be this like little sad sack right and Kelsey and I'm sure like you can get into character with like wardrobe but Kelsey is this like bombshell pop star right and

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Yeah. But see when people say we miss Claudia, like it's so nice. Right. But it also makes me feel a little bit bad. So like, I don't, I don't, maybe don't say it.

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It's not the right fit. I don't know. I thought you were going to say that maybe one of the like Italian hookers, like they were like these confident bodacious women.

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really in the game back in the day and she didn't get it and she was so angry and then Blythe was like it's not your role but it's also easy to like now look back on that when you have enormous success and you have like a million Shakespeare in love like you have a million big roles so what's one more but like there are some people who almost didn't get a role and we've never heard of them so like it's not as easy to heal

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Yeah, because I feel like she's having such success with music that, like, she should stay in that... Not stay in your lane, but, like, it's hard to, especially as, like, a country girly, to breach the genre. And she's definitely, like, country pop, right? I think the people who go to her concerts are a real mix.

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You know? Cause I'm like, well, maybe I should be back at the toast.

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And with the rolling up the welcome mat and then, like, her relationship that everyone's obsessed with, like, she's had kind of a banner two years, and she's doing... bigger venues and huge tours and her albums are so successful. And I feel like she should really lean into that as opposed to like channeling energy into a new project.

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It's a lot of times like what people want to do.

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That I genuinely don't understand. Like, you're a billionaire. Like, stop.

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Like, if I ever became a billionaire, I obviously wouldn't tell people, but there would be signs, right? You would never fucking hear from me again.

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I'll pay people. I'll pay people to pay attention to me.

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This is my favorite quote. Like, everybody wants to be rich and famous. Make them rich and see if it doesn't solve all their problems. Hmm.

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No, it's so true because you like look at this life and you're like rich and famous, rich and famous. And it's like, well, really what you want is the money. And like fame is toxic and it's fun sometimes. But like you get the money, you'll be fine. Trust me. You won't yearn for the fame.

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But if you get the fame, you will yearn for the money because there is a misconception that like famous people are richer than they are.

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And they ain't. That's why like I feel like the level of famous that like the Sharks are at is good. They're not like huge stars, but like everybody knows them. They're like America's sweethearts, but they're so rich. Most celebrities aren't that rich. Correct. That's why you see them doing commercials and like, you know, random ass shit. They're working. Correct. And they can't not.

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They can't stop. They like live expensive lives. Yeah. So those were the past five stories. It's time to dive into my personal favorite part of the week, Queenie and Weenie of the Week, our final segment of the week where Jack and I just sort of like to wrap up the week, take a look at the week at a glance and give out two awards, Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week.

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They're pretty self-explanatory. Somebody who acted like a queen this week, somebody who acted like a weenie this week. It's harmless. It's fun. If you committed a crime, you're not going to be Weenie of the Week. You're going to be in jail and you're going to have a weenie in your mouth. Queenie to start. Jax?

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I love that. I really do. That is queen-like behavior. And she hasn't let this attention get to her. Like she's still putting out her silly content.

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No, but like, you know, she's been dating an A-lister since December now. Now we know that. And she is so committed to her craft. Yeah. Get BJ in a sketch. But other than that, you're crushing it. Now, we were having this conversation offline before. Like, I prepare all week for Queenie and Weenie, and I can't believe I just looked at my thing.

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I have my Weenie, and under my Queenie, I wrote someone who I'm – I have two Weenies.

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The queenie of my week is ChatGBT. We took our relationship to a new level. It's chatty. I took my relationship to a new level with ChatGBT. I'm paying for an escort. I pay $20 a month. We've never been happier. I feel like the shows have been so much more well-informed. We haven't gotten comments in a while being like, you guys don't know this. No, we do because we have chats.

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Oh, you know that kills me too.

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I mean, chat isn't perfect. Chat isn't perfect. But I'll say that now that we've taken our relationships to the next level, we're generating images. We're on a payment plan. I feel more connected than ever to artificial intelligence. I love that.

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Giving other people my platform.

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So what I find funny is that like this is how different we are. My weenie of the week is Bill Belichick. That's so funny.

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Yes. But I do respect her hustle you know. And I also want to nominate weenie of the week Bill Belichick's children. Where are you in this?

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Let me ask chat. Actually this one I could just Google.

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We literally have like bled for.

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Of course. I just think, like, he's not incapacitated. So while I do think he's definitely, like, being taken advantage of here, like, it's a little weenie. Like, you're a successful legendary. Get the fuck up. Like, stand up for yourself.

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Some of this girl pushed you around. She's 16. Yeah. Yeah. And his children are also weenie of the week. And I also have another nomination because I did accidentally have two weenies. Have you gotten the new Instagram layout? No. Okay, it's going to come for you. I don't know why it came for me yesterday. I didn't even update my app. I just like opened. I was so lost all day yesterday.

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The new Instagram layout, they've just, everything looks the same, but they have decided to move three buttons. Like the DMs that you would like press the top right, that would be your inbox. That is now your notifications, right? The plus sign down at the bottom where you would press to post is now your DM inbox.

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What's that type of psychological manipulation where you break into someone's house and you start moving things around just to make them feel like they're going crazy? Yeah.

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That's what Instagram's doing to us. I was having the worst time on Instagram yesterday. It was pissing me off. Put it back.

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And I don't have it on Claude with no job yet either.

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And with social media, I'm not, like, averse to change. I like when they update it. I like when they take people's feedback. Like, it'll take a minute to adjust, but, like, it's better.

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Yeah. I have to tell you a funny story.

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This is bad. Like, seriously, this is for no fucking reason. Citril Z, you're saying? Citril Z it up, Mark Zuckerberg. Citril Zuck.

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Well, wouldn't that be nice? I have to tell you, I was out to dinner last night and I did, you know, I walked and on my way there, you know, celebrity things. I ran into a couple of toasters and I ran into this toaster leaving the grocery store. She literally was just walking out with true fruit. Like that was, she didn't even have a bag. She just like bought the true fruit.

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Yes. Another conclusion to a parjalicious definition week, actually. Kind of not to be dampering the mood. kind of coming to an end on one of the last few weeks of toasty realness before maternity leave.

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And I was like, oh, true fruit sounds so good right now. She was with her boyfriend. She was like, do you want it? You can have it. And honestly, the sealed bag brand new. I was going to dinner. So like it wouldn't make it home like frozen, you know. But did you take one out of the bag? I didn't because it wasn't opened yet.

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But like it was one of those decisions that you have to make in a split second.

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Maybe the girl worked for TruFru that I met.

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Well, the thing is, and I was just having this conversation with a friend, I'm running out of time. I only have so much time left to like continue eating whatever I want. And while I love TruFru 1000%, it's definitely like an indulgence for when you're dieting. It's like if I could have anything in the world, which I'm eating anything I want these days, like I'm not picking up the TruFru.

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What's so amazing about it is that you can pick it up when you're being quote-unquote healthy, and it's fabulous. It's a very good option. But these days, no, I'm not picking it up in the freezer. It's just not good enough.

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Yeah. So it reminded me. And I was like, in that moment, I'm like, do I take this poor girl's bag of true fruit and like munch on it on my way to dinner? I was so hungry. And her boyfriend was like, really, take it. They really wanted me to have it. I almost felt bad turning it down.

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So like ruined her snack, like putting my dirty hands in it?

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No, and then like her bag is open on the way home. Do you know what I mean?

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It wasn't a perfect situation.

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Shout out to the generosity. And if you've ever seen me in the street, feel free to offer me food, you know?

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I actually, yeah, I do have a policy not to eat a street off the floor. A street off the floor. I'm having a really hard talking day, you know?

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Yeah, like I can't pronounce things.

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I did try to play it off like I meant it.

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I'm having a really hard like pronunciation and sentence forming kind of day. So it'll be an interesting podcast episode.

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Well, I have been wanting to bring up sort of the elephant in the room, right?

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That's honestly to, to be seen for your passions must be an amazing feeling.

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I am taking maternity leave. I don't know if I've mentioned I'm kind of with child. And we've been making lots of plans. And I feel like I want to talk about it more. I feel like it's this thing we're all circling the drain on. But I want to assure the listeners of the fabulous plans we have for them.

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I can use a hundred grand. Maybe I'll submit a story.

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That's cool. Like, I feel... like reading is obviously a passion of yours. It's a part of your online persona. So to be seen and sort of selected for something you're not like, we're known mostly for pop culture, right? So to be seen for your secondary interest, it must be an amazing feeling.

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Oh, my God. It's just lots happening here, you know?

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Jack's coming to New York soon.

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And I personally – You know what? I take it back.

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Oh, you know what? That was on my list of things to talk about.

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Is your rose your husband today?

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Cold plunge. You mean the cold plunge you got a year ago?

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So that like, and shade, do you need shade?

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Yeah. But does it make the water warm?

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Well, my husband will be at your house all the time.

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okay literally Miranda Cosgrove I might plunge the way I so relate to her in that moment like so many times I'll say something and I really feel like Miranda Cosgrove Cosgrove I like to say I see I see you're also having a bit of like a challenging day when it comes to sentence forming why what did I say there's just been a couple of sentences you've had trouble for me I didn't want to call it out but now it's like

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I kind of feel like we're on the same wavelength today. Maybe you're having like sympathy brain fog.

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Well, I think everybody knows that the month of June is going to be like a fabulous time.

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We can't talk to her now. She's like a judge, you know?

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Do you have your gavel like you're a judge?

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I think your gavel might be here at my studio.

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I do believe we should dive in because we have stories. We also have Queenie and Weenie of the Week, which is my favorite day of the week. Congratulations to the New York Knicks for winning the game last night. Unfortunately, that means they're progressing to the next round. And now I'm going to have to spend the next couple of weeks trying to convince my husband to stay home.

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And then I'm going to have to be like, oh, yeah, Carl Anthony Townsend's Jordan Woods. I don't know if you guys want to hear that story five more times.

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and the Knicks asked him to put on a jersey and get in the game, he still wouldn't be allowed to go.

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I thought you were going to say, is there a world in which, like, we're in the hospital and the game is on?

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Influencers, podcasters, reality stars. She's got some really fabby people lined up. She's going to be in New York and Florida with people. So I'm not worried. But I think a lot of people are like, okay, well, July and August, the toast is off. Like, where are my girls at? And actually, we've kind of nailed it. Like, you're going to be okay.

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I mean, if the Knicks are still in and they're about to play the Celtics, like, sorry, they're out in three games, like four. Is there a world in which in like a couple of weeks they're still in? It would be miraculous. Yes. But it's possible.

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Son or, you know, me and the Brunson boys. Ben has like this group chat. It's called the Brunson boys.

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No, he's like the theme. Okay. It's a thematic title. And whenever something's happening, he's like, I gotta tell the Brunson boys. I'm like, okay, gay boys. So long, gay boys. No, and they're like in the chat like, OMG, these refs suck. I'm like, you guys are some of the biggest losers I've ever met in my life. But it's all in good fun, you know?

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Honestly, they are worthy, even though I think we should be encouraging like male chats about fun, you know, harmless topics.