Claudia Oshry
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On Purpose with Jay Shetty
Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
Cause like, and I never would have been able to get there if it weren't for the tool of Ozempic and all those GLP-1 medications.
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
I mean, I'm insufferable now. No, I think that so much of my confidence was... I really had to work at it. Do you know what I mean? It was... I don't want to say fake, but... But I just remember one day waking up and deciding to be confident. And slowly by slowly, brick by brick, I built up a sense of confidence that really, it was real, but I do think it was built on a foundation of lies.
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
And now that I really changed my life, I felt so confident, but I also felt so confident that I was capable of change. I think for many years, I'm such a stubborn person. I didn't think that I was capable of changing anything, let alone this huge thing for me, which has always been my weight, which has kind of been like my Roman empire.
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Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
So I think the fact that I successfully changed something in my life, something bad and turned it into good, like that, and now I know I'm capable of that. Like, bitch, I can do anything. Like, I really can. Yeah.
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Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
I think a lot of people let their weight control their lives. I didn't think that I was capable of changing. And now I know I'm capable of that. Like, bitch, I can do anything. Like, I really can. She is a multi-talented entertainment personality. I hope everybody's having a gargy, bargy Monday.
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
So I feel like people don't like my answer because when I was like struggling with my self-image, I feel like I'm going to cry now. Sorry. So much of my confidence, I would say like all of it came from the fact that I had a husband or a boyfriend at the time, Beyonce, who loved me so much. And he thought I was like the greatest thing.
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Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
And so if he thought it, and look at him, like, I just, I love him so much. And so he thinks I'm so great. Like, that's not that you should get your confidence from a man, whatever. But, like, I did. Just to be loved so unequivocally by somebody who I think is so great, that gave me a lot of confidence. Like, he thought I was the best. He thought I was the smartest. He thought I was the prettiest.
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
So, like, I was. Because his opinion is the only one that matters. But also, like, I look at him and I think of him as, like, so... charming, attractive, like who wouldn't want to marry him? And he likes me? Like, oh my God, I must be like the greatest thing ever. And I really feel like so much of my confidence.
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
And it's so funny because he says that he gets confidence from me, which I feel like really happy that it's a two-way street. But having a relationship that I felt really solid about, but also with somebody who just loved me so much, really, it just made me believe like what he was saying. Do you know what I mean?
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
No, but I will say visually, if you were to just compare me visually now and me visually then, I was very unhealthy. I had a lot of random medical issues that a 25-year-old girl shouldn't be having. So I agree with you that a lot of times we judge people's health based on their weight, and that's not the case for everyone. But to be clear, it was the case for me. I was not healthy.
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
I did not walk to work. I was really living a very inactive, unhealthy lifestyle. That's not the case for everyone you see who's overweight, but that was 1000% the case for me.
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
Oh, bitch. Well, now I'm pregnant, so it's kind of reverted back, but so not pregnancy-wise. I just really lead my day with little pockets of activity. I think that going to meetings, going to work, I'm always being like, okay, I'll walk. I worked out before I got pregnant. I worked out three to five times a week.
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
I would spend my weekends doing things that I enjoy whilst being active, like going for walks in the park with Ben, just making sure that I wasn't rotting in bed as much as I'm capable of because I'm capable of a great deal of rotting. And then with meals, that's really where I probably struggled the most. But just... just trying to be a little bit more well-rounded.
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
I feel like I eat like a six-year-old. And so I do, like I eat rice and chicken fingers. And so just changing sometimes to like brown rice and grilled chicken, you know, thinking a little bit more, but it's hard because I'm such a picky eater that, you know, I'm not going to be making bronzino on the weekends with like a tapenade, you know, that's never going to happen.
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
I felt so misunderstood by people. I remember getting married and being like so angry that my dad wasn't going to be there when I was struggling with my self-image. I feel like I'm going to cry now. Sorry.
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
I don't even know what tapenade is.
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
I would say I don't feel I really I mean, I've been married for 100 years and we decided to wait to have kids. And I think that because we made that choice, I am now not spending my pregnancy and, you know, hopefully the next year or two mourning a life. I feel like I lived life to the fullest and I really, really waited till I was ready. So the only thing I feel like I'm mourning is my body.
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
Like, that... Nobody talks enough about, like, what it's like to lose significant weight and then get pregnant. I don't know how I feel about it. I don't have, like, fully fleshed thought out. I'm, like, struggling every single day. But no, I don't... I don't feel sad about, like, a life left behind. I feel like...
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
I lived every minute of my twenties, like on the edge of cliffs, going on trips, partying, like doing everything I wanted to do. And when I turned 30 over the summer, I was like, you know what? I'm done. Like, I really feel, and that's what I'm so happy about. Cause yeah, I like see my friends with kids and I'm like, oh, I do wish I had like, you know, joined them.
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Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
But I feel so fulfilled in that one chapter of my life that I'm really ready to start the next chapter.
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Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
I would say it was mostly career. I've been working since I'm 18 and I just could not fathom taking time off. And I don't know, it just, it really scared me. It doesn't scare me so much anymore. But also the weight thing played, I could not fathom at my previous weight getting pregnant. I think it would be a...
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
high-risk pregnancy, one, and two, like, I think it would take me to a new weight, a new category that I might not be able to come back from. So I always knew I had to figure it out before. And Ozempic came to me at, like, the perfect time.
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
Jay Shetty. The one, the only, Jay Shetty.
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Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
It's more, you can conceive it, right?
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Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
Yes.
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Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
Like, as a woman, it's not like you give birth and then you go back to work. It's like a two-year thing from conception to the... Like, till you really start to feel like yourself again, especially when your job is, like, being public and people have so much to say about your body. Like, I don't necessarily... didn't want to put myself through that. Like I really wasn't ready for it.
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
So I cannot recommend enough waiting until you're really ready. And I know that that's a privilege, but like I am so pleased with how it's worked out so far. And I'm really, really glad that I waited because I remember I always used to say like I wanted to have kids when I was 25. And I remember sitting on my friend's couch and I was like drunk.
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Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
And he was like, by the way, like, when do you want to have kids? I'm like, when I'm 25. And he was like, how old are you? I'm like, 25. So maybe when I'm 26. And I don't know, I always, I've always, always known I love kids. Like my niece and my nephews are my whole life. Like I've always known that I wanted to be a mom. And then I started to get a little worried because I didn't feel it.
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Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
I'm like, oh crap. Like I was so annoyed at the biological hawk and I was so annoyed at COVID. It like took two years for me that like maybe if COVID hadn't happened, I would have been living my life those two years and been ready when I was 28. But I was like, crap, no. And I got a little worried that I was never going to be ready because I know it's something that I want.
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
And that's why I feel so grateful that I very naturally came to the conclusion that I'm ready. My husband was amazing about it. If I had said to him five years ago, let's have a kid, he'd say, okay. If I said to him this, he was really letting me lead, which I so appreciate. He never put pressure on me to either wait longer or hurry up. Same with our families. Nobody really tortured us about it.
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Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
And I know a lot of girls get like, endless harassment from their parents and their in-laws. I'm like, I didn't get that. And I'm so grateful because I really came to the conclusion on my own. So no, I don't look around and I don't look at social media and see people on trips and flying out of planes and think, oh, I wish that was me. I'm like, you know what? I did my time.
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
Honestly, that video makes me tired. I want to go take a nap.
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Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
I'd love to see women into male-dominated fields.
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Yeah.
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Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
I know.
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Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
I feel like jealousy is a really powerful emotion. And I started to feel like I might be ready to start a family when like I would hear about other girls that I knew, friends, people telling me. And up until that point, when people would tell me, I would be so happy for them. Like I would cry, like really genuine.
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Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
And I remember the first time it was like December of 2023, one of Ben's friends who his fiance, excuse me, wife is one of my good friends. They told us that they were pregnant and I was so happy for it, but like I was a little jealous. And then I was like, oh, that's interesting. And that's why I feel like it's so important to listen to yourself and be able to identify emotions.
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Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
Because I was like, okay, let's jot that down. I told Ben, I'm like, by the way, I'm a little jealous of Natalie. He was like, oh, that's great. And that was in December. That was actually when I decided to get off of Zympic. And I was like, okay. Good to know. And then I just started like listening to my feelings.
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Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
And when other people would tell me, I'd be like, damn, now I'm starting to feel a little left behind. And so really it was my own emotions that told me I was ready. And I've always been very good at like identifying my own emotions and like thinking, how does this make me feel? Am I pissed? Am I happy? And that's really, I would say, how I knew.
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Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
But it was a struggle.
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Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
Yes, I got married very young. Me and Ben met when I was 18. We got engaged when I was 21, so we dated all throughout college. And then 23, yeah, when I got married.
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Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
It just wasn't even a question. Honestly, I would have gotten married sooner. I know it sounds so crazy, and it is. But we met when I was 18, so I was a freshman in college. And then when I was a senior, I wasn't allowed to get engaged in college. It was like, girl, get a degree, and then we could talk. So I graduated in May, and then Ben and I got engaged in June.
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
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I know it sounds – but it was four years. I was like, bitch, I'm ready. Let's go. I knew from day one that Ben was the love of my life. It took him, I want to say, like, three months to know that I was the love of his life. But it's okay. Some people, you know, we're all on our different journeys. We all have our own purposes.
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Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
Yeah, no, I try not to, like, hold resentment. I'm like, oh, yeah, I remember that time. You didn't think I was so cute. I'm like, okay, you didn't like me. I don't know. I just knew. And it's so crazy because we met when I'm 18. I'm 30 now. So there is a huge part of my life where Ben isn't a factor. But I don't even remember. It's, like, before Ben and after Ben. Like, I don't remember anything.
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It's weird if I tell him a story and he wasn't there. I'm like, ew, where were you? I actually feel like we're related. And we might be, but whatever. It's the craziest thing. I can't really explain how I knew. But I think when we first met, I was so excited to have a boyfriend. Because I loved watching movies growing up. I'm like, oh my god, I'm literally Cher from Clueless.
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I finally have a boyfriend. And I was so obsessed with the idea of having a boyfriend and the fact that there was this person who wanted to spend time with me. And I was so excited about it. And then I feel like our relationship, we really grew up together. So... the longer we were together and the more time we would spend, it was like becoming abundantly clear.
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Like we really had the same values and we really are the same person. And it's so funny because Ben is so funny, but he's married to me. So it's like, good luck. And I would say if he had married anyone else, he would be the funniest guy in every room. But people say to me, people have known Ben for like three years. Like, by the way, Ben's funny. I'm like,
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No, I know, but he can't get a word in with me. He's just the best. And I honestly, I know it sounds so crazy to have gotten married so young. And when we were getting married, I grew up in a modern Orthodox Jewish community. So it really wasn't that crazy. Most of my friends have been married around the same age as me.
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But when I would meet like people, you know, regular secular folk, they would think it was so crazy. And I remember like being offended when people would say that. I'm like, you don't know me and Ben. You don't know. Yeah. But let me tell you something. The older I've gotten, the more I learn. Like, we were crazy. Yeah. We've changed so much, you know?
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And when people say, like, not to get married young, like, they're right for that. They're saying it for a reason. I think that the way it worked out for me and Ben is really not how it works out for most people because I'm so different. Oh, my God. I used to be so annoying, if you can imagine it. Like... I was just such a different person and so was Ben, you know?
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I was like very insecure and I don't know, I just was weird and I grew up, I think, into a person that's amazing, but I grew up to be somebody a little different and it's possible that I would have grown into somebody that Ben didn't like and it's possible that Ben would have grown into, he was 21, that he would have grown into somebody that I wasn't particularly into, but we really made a conscious choice to like grow up together.
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Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
Oh, my God. Best intro ever. Do it again.
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Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
So I understand why people said that and they were probably right for that, but... We're different. Sorry. We just are. We are.
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Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
I love you, by the way. Like when we met, I'm not gonna lie, I was like a little, I'm like, who's this guy? Because I wasn't super familiar. I read your book. And I was like, okay, let's see what it's about. I feel like sometimes when someone becomes really known with a lot of celebrity friends, it can be like a little smoke and mirrors. And I was like, honestly, I'm suspicious.
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Claudia Oshry: How to Stop Letting Your Body Image Hold You Back & Build Lasting Confidence
Yeah. I also think Ben's a really patient person. And I definitely did not know who I was literally until I would say a year or two ago. And I think I led with that like sort of insecurity. And he was very patient with me. And he was still like dealing and growing with his own thing. But I don't know if in those early years if I was like the best version of myself.
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And I think that he really saw in me. who like my potential and was very measured and really patient. So it takes two people to tango and he definitely is like the kinder patient one in the relationship. And I'm a little bit more like rough around the edges, if you can imagine. And he, I would attribute a lot of our marital success to him.
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He's the best.
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He's downstairs, obviously on a call. Like, let me tell you, my husband is always on a call. I don't know who the hell he's talking to. Literally this morning, he doesn't answer the phone for 40 minutes. I'm like, where are you? He's like, I'm walking the dog. I'm on a call. Who the hell are you talking to? I can't.
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Thank you. I will say one other reason why you shouldn't get married young is I have oddly made so many lifelong friends much later in life, and these people weren't even at my wedding. It's the weirdest thing. And some of these bitches at my wedding, like, girl, I don't know you. Get out of here. And they're in my pictures and shit.
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That's my fault.
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How weird.
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So much. And I feel like there's a point in your life where you have made all of your friends. And 21 was not that for me at all.
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And so many of my best lifelong friends are people I've met through work.
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I, like my, some of my best friends, like Brian and Taylor, like I met, they were guests on our show. You meet a lot of people and like, you know, the reputation of podcasters, content creators, influencers, like is what it is for a reason. Like some of them are insufferable, but some of them are just like the most fabulous people you'll ever meet in your entire life.
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And that's my friends, Brian and Taylor. And they were not at my wedding. And sometimes I'll think about that and I'll be like, oh, I should have waited.
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I should have listened to everybody.
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I know, but, you know, they do say that's a curse. I don't know if that's just for the Real Housewives, but every Real Housewife who has ever renewed her vows ended up divorced.
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Yeah.
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I don't plan on renewing my vows. Also, I feel like vow renewal is like an inherently non-Jewish thing. Like Jewish people don't renew their vows. I don't know a single Jewish person that's renewed her vows.
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I don't know if it's like in the Bible or anything. I just feel like it's not culturally Jewish.
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this guy's coming in and you were so kind the second you walked in it was very disarming I was like oh never mind I take back like I love him and we had such a great conversation and I actually loved so many things about your book because your book was like really heavy on relationships and I just loved it and ever since then I've just like loved you oh yeah that genuinely means the world to me and you made me feel so comfortable that day because I was like guys like you guys I was talking to my team and I was like you guys listen to her and I was like
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Oh, I'm so with her on that. Although the only reason I would do it would be to get new pictures because I was like so ugly at my wedding. It's kind of like one of my biggest regrets.
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She's evolved.
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They're not like, but I guess they are. It's a time capsule. You know, it's a moment in time. Not a moment I want to remember.
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I generally just lead with what I'm comfortable with. Like if I wouldn't be ashamed to tell the person next to me on the train, and I don't really feel shame about a lot of things. I feel like maybe that's something I could and should work on. But no, I would say the Ozempic thing is like the one thing I really had to push myself to share. But for the most part, I share what's comfortable.
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And I'm just, I'm an open person. I think that some people find that inconceivable, but I just am.
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Because you think you get rewarded for it.
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Yeah, I guess then like I wouldn't categorize myself as a particularly vulnerable person because when I share things, even things that are deeply personal, I don't feel like it's a big deal. Do you know what I mean? I'm just an – that's just how I am.
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So I would feel weirder not telling people things. Like even when I was trying to conceive with Ben, I do a podcast every day and I'm always talking about what's going on in my life and my marriage. And it was this huge part that I wasn't sharing and it felt so deceitful. It was so foreign to me because I'm so used to saying, yeah, last night I did X, Y, and Z and my underwear is purple.
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Like I'm such a sharer that actually not sharing is what makes me uncomfortable.
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You know what? It's like a Jewish superstition thing.
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It felt private.
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You know?
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Even myself, like today on the podcast, I was like, I got to go, I got to poop. And it's like, why would I say that? And just say it again. Do you know what I mean?
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I think that that's something I learn as I get older, but it also makes it complicated when sharing is your life. Yeah. And I feel like there used to be a time when I would literally be sharing a piece of content every 30 minutes. I would have a cocktail and post, which is like so dangerous and stupid. Yeah.
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Oh my God. I used to be like blackout in a drive-thru at Whataburger in Texas, like blackout ordering like a crispy chicken biscuit, like whatever. And it was just, I looked so scary and I had ketchup all over my face. And I think that's why people, you know, that's why I have a lot of the following that I do. They loved that life, but that's not my life anymore.
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And it occurred to me like several years ago that I didn't have to
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share every thought that I have one it was getting me in trouble and two like yeah some things can just be like thoughts or memories or things that you keep to yourself and so I do feel like my strategy has shifted but it's tough when that's also how you make a living yeah you know yeah yeah that's yeah so how do you balance that I'm working on it yeah it's hard it is hard I think that I've gotten much better and I look at it a lot like this is my job we're putting out content like for the job but it doesn't have to be like the most authentic 100% 360 degree view of my life like I can have things for myself
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Oh, wow. That's a good question. I don't know if I would say there's one misconception. I would say like though largely, and there was a period a few years ago, because I remember writing about this in my book where I felt so misunderstood by people.
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it's good to know you're working on it that's the point right it's like none of us have figured it out no if I went back and watched like an Instagram story from 2019 I would die I would die I was out of control like I just used to say so many things like stop talking okay stop like not everything needs to be shared
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Right.
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That's a great question. I almost like didn't have time to figure it out. So I started this Tumblr in freshman year of college, which is when people figure out what they want to do. And it very slowly but also quickly became something I was making money off of. So much so by the time I graduated, I was making like –
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And I feel like unless you were watching my podcast every day and listening to everything else thing that I said, you didn't really get me because I feel like I come off as like a lot of different things. So like a little crazy, a little outlandish, but I feel like the person that I really am is like a sister, a wife. I feel like kind of gets lost in the mix.
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sponsored Instagram posts for a fee that would have been my salary if I ended up with like a job in media. And at the time, like content creation was not a job. So when I made the decision, it just made no sense like to sit at a desk and earn a living that was comparatively small to what I was pulling from my Instagram, but people were just like, they couldn't believe it.
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And they're like, it's not gonna last forever. And I'm like, maybe, but maybe what if I just ran with it? And it was really like inconceivable to people that I was not getting a job post-grad and that I would be like on my phone. And I understand why, because right after that, I was making a really good living, but I was doing nothing.
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Like I was home all day and I was watching a lot of TV and I was like recapping it and writing funny blog posts and I was making money. But I was not doing anything. Like I had no structure to my day. I did not set an alarm. And – it was lovely, but it was not fulfilling. And I knew that it wasn't a sustainable way.
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And that's why when we started the podcast, I loved it so much for a million different reasons, but it gave me structure. It gave me a day. Like, and now even to this day, I very much operate like a Monday to Friday, nine to five. I work 40 hours a week, like every other American. Like,
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And I think some people run from that sort of convention, but when you didn't have it, it was like kind of horrible. So I crave that sort of structured stability. Like seriously, if you're looking to answer an email for me after five o'clock, I'm not answering. Like I have boundaries and I love that my life kind of mirrors that conventional work life.
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But that was a goal that Jackie and I like set because this line of work, well, yes, it can be very lucrative. It, is kind of nuts and it can be a little unstable. You have a month where you get a ton of work and a month where you don't get. So it was fun for a girl who was 21, but I knew it wasn't going to be like a sustainable way to live.
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But the funny thing is that I think there's like a large, you know, misconception that like I work an hour a day. People are always saying that to me. Like, It's like when you say someone from SNL works an hour a week. Like, well, no, you see them an hour a week. You see me one hour a day on the show. But there's so much that goes into running a show of that size.
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And also, it's not the only thing that I do. I'm not bothered so much that people think I don't work. Like, whatever, you know? Like, sorry you're dumb. You don't know how the industry works. Like, bitch, I work hard, okay? Yeah.
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Oh, my God. Okay. So, yes, like in the sense that throughout high school and like summers in high school, I was a camp counselor. I worked at a toy store when I went to college. All through four years of college, I worked. I had an internship, like a paid five-day-a-week internship at a media company. It was an internship, but it was structured like a corporate job.
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So, yes, I did work in a corporate office for four years, never like full, full-time because I was a part-time student. And I probably would have worked at that media company post-grad if I didn't decide to become a full-time content creator. So like, yes and no.
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Sometimes I like to think, I'm like, and I'm always like joking about how funny and sweet and kind and beautiful I am, but I really do believe that about myself. And I feel like just because I always lead with like humor and a little bit of like outrageousness, I do feel like that softer, very, what I think is genuine, gets a little bit lost.
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That working at a toy store was not for fucking me. Like seriously, gift wrapping is hell on earth. I still can't do it. And honestly, when anybody asked me to wrap a gift, I actually have trauma from that fucking store. Really? Yeah. It was horrible. Like that stupid gift wrapping section. Like no matter how many times somebody showed me how to do it, like I could not fucking do it.
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I was trying to put forth this idea that maybe you picked up all these really cool skills that help you in your career today, but... Actually, I will say, like, working at a toy store, like, having to talk to strangers, like, who you don't know and, like, pretend like you know what you're talking about, that builds character. That builds, actually, like, a great personable vibe.
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In the corporate space, I don't feel like I learned much, honestly. I... I liked the free lunch. Like it was amazing. It was one of those big companies that gives you free lunch. And there was snacks everywhere, like free snacks. I was always eating goldfish and M&Ms. And I liked, I don't know, actually, my sisters worked at the same company.
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It was this huge company with like different media companies within it. So they all worked at different companies. So we all would have lunch together. I have very fond memories of that time. And I think it's a good corporate like media, especially that's like a lot of women.
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It's a good environment to learn how to talk to people, learn how to deal with like workplace antics and people's personalities and And sometimes I do miss, like, I think there's a lot of stability that comes with a corporate job, especially when you're thinking about, like, motherhood. I mean, some of these bitches over here with their six months paid maternity leave, like, that is a joy.
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And their corporate health insurance. There are a lot of things about, like, what people consider a boring corporate life that actually as somebody without a lot of, like, without a lot of that, I'm very envious of, especially when I'm, like, entering this phase of my life. Like, me and my husband both have our own companies. Like, we don't have maternity leave. We leave and the company suffers.
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Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. There's no built-in... We have our own two-person health insurance. It's expensive and it sucks, okay? Like, people... There is a little bit of that privilege from the corporate life. And I know people who are in corporate would look at someone like me and be like, oh, I always wanted to be my own boss. And it's great. But, you know, there's no insurance.
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And I feel like I'm only, as I get older, appreciating the pros of that sort of... What people would say more stereotypically boring life.
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We've put more value on the ladder, the entrepreneurship.
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But to be clear, I feel like we did people a disservice when we did that because there is something lovely about a boring job that doesn't keep you up all night, that you can set boundaries with, that pays your bills, and you don't overrun the company. If things are going south, that's literally not my problem. There is a piece in that. You don't have as much creative control. Who cares?
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Is that like one of the best parts though?
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Of being a business owner is like other people making their living from you.
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It's the craziest feeling.
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No, that toxic, like hustle culture, entrepreneurship, I'm not a fan of.
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Before, when things started to really blow up for me, but it wasn't this like standardized economy like it is now. Like there's a formula. You blow up on Instagram, you get an agent, you get a manager, you get a rate card, you get a media kit. Like, no, that was like not the case for me. So when things started to work really quickly, I was doing all my own deals. I did not have a publicist.
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I did not have a manager. I did not have an agent. I didn't have an assistant. It was literally just me. And it was manageable because it was my full-time job. But I don't know. shit about fuck. Like I'm literally 17, like somebody help. So I was just kind of making it up as I went. And I think people really underestimated me because I was advocating on my own behalf. I was 18.
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I'm much better now, but I used to have like a really thick Long Island accent. And I was just like, every other word out of my mouth is like, and totally, and it's not necessarily giving you, you know, business woman. So I would get underestimated a lot. And it was a unique time. Now the girlies and boys, but mostly girlies who end up doing what I do now, it's kind of all set up for them.
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But at the time it wasn't a thing. People like a brand would reach out and based on like, if it was a brand I heard of, like one of the first brands I ever worked with was Burger King. And they're like, how much would you want to? And I was like, a thousand dollars. And they were like, okay. And I was like, bitch, a thousand dollars. I bought a purse.
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I was like, and then I forgot, like I had to pay taxes, but whatever. And that's another thing, by the way, when you do this line of work and nobody teaches you how to do your taxes, not me getting a bill from the government, like in 2018 for like a hundred thousand dollars in unpaid taxes. Yeah. And my biggest fear is going to jail. But yeah, that's another thing they don't tell you.
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Nobody teaches you. You kind of just have to learn along the way. Now I feel like it's pretty set up where if you join this line of work, there are certain business managers and accounts who know how to do this. But at the time when I was getting started, it was like, girl, you're on your own. Good luck.
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Yes, I feel like your job title definitely, like, you lead with that. And people have conceptions about that before. And I feel the same way, like, coming from a comedy space, especially when you make jokes that, like, sometimes are a little, you know. People are like, oh, she's crazy. She's radical. And it's just like, I'm actually just a girl. Like, I'm just a girl.
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No. If only I was that interesting. When I was a senior in high school, I went to go visit my sister Jackie at college, and it was a flight. So I packed up my things. So I grew up in Manhattan, so I didn't have a license at the time, which used to make traveling really hard because I didn't have any form of identification. I used to give them my high school ID.
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They're like, this is not legally admissible. So I'd be like, I don't have a license. Sorry, I'm literally 17 and I don't have a driver. I don't have a driver's license. And for some reason they pulled my bag and they were going through my wallet and they found my fake ID. And they were like, I thought you didn't have. Now I realize they were like doing this to scare me.
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But at the time I thought I was really going to jail. They brought a cop out. She wants to call my parents. She's swiping my hands. You know when you ever get like that and they're like, you tested positive for explosives. I'm like, bitch, what are you talking about? I'm literally a high school student.
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I don't know. I mean, I had gotten a manicure, so I imagine there was like some chemicals on my hands. But it was so, they were really trying to scare me. And this police officer was like, listen, I think you're a good kid. I'm going to let you go. And I ran for my fucking life. I was so afraid. But I was never, I didn't break the law. I didn't say that this was my idea.
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It could have been my cousin, Sandra. Like, it was the scared, most scared I've ever been in my life. And probably the closest I've ever gotten to going to jail, which is like not that close. Yeah.
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And let it be a lesson to any of the minors listening. Put your fake ID in your checked bag.
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Don't say I never taught you anything.
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And nothing makes me happier than making people laugh. And, like, sometimes I take it a little far. But, like, it's funny. It's funny. Yeah. What's a big deal?
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Yes, now I'm old in the space. Yeah, I have two really hardcore pieces. Yeah, I mean, you're ancient, sorry.
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I have two extremely important pieces of advice. If you find yourself wanting to get into this line of work, like I don't care who you are, where you're from, what you've done, delete all your old social media posts. Like none of it is going to age well. It's going to come back to bite you in the ass and it's going to ruin your life.
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Like if I had to go through what I went through, like everybody found my old tweets and they were like, oh my God, she's fucking crazy. Delete your tweets. I can't believe people are still having their tweets. Girl, delete your tweets. Like, stop. That's the first.
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Second of all is every dollar you make, put 50 cents in a savings account for your taxes because that's, depending on where you live, like, that's what it is. It's half. And the good thing is sometimes you save too much and then you get a little leftover. But just know, if somebody pays you $100, you got 50.
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Well, taxes have ruined my life. Oh, tell me about it. Before I had a business manager trying to do my own taxes with an old school accountant who I think I got from a family member, they had no idea what I did for a living. And so I was underpaying. I was underreporting. I was not getting any 1099s from the brands that I worked with. It was such a mess. It was the wild, wild west.
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So much so that years later, I got that huge bill. And it was the worst thing to ever happen to me. I almost had to go on a payment plan with the government. It was so crazy. And I think that happens a lot in entertainment, especially this new wave of social media entertainers. So finding an accountant, a business manager, or teaching yourself, that's fine.
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But as long as you're putting away half of what you make for taxes, you're safe.
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Yes.
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Sometimes I go back and read my old emails of me talking to people, and I'm like, girl, that's the worst email ever. But it's so cool to see how... different I speak now and how I'm, I think a lot smarter and able to advocate on my own behalf. And, and the little girl sending those emails from her couch, like that's who I am.
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A thousand percent.
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Rebecca. I was always pretending to be my own assistant, like trying to get dinner reservations, trying to set up calls. Claudia's available. Meanwhile, it's like literally me. Yeah.
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Well, I actually was always negotiating on my own behalf. Because I always found that like so many of the girls who worked at media companies, worked at agencies, these account managers, were followers of mine, were listeners to the toast. And that's always worked on my own behalf. Actually, I think like a huge demographic of my following is media girls.
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Girls who work at brands, who work at agencies. And so it's always kind of benefited me to lead with me because they're excited to work and they want to make it work. And look, it's turdy on the other line. Yeah.
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I'm not kidding.
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Well, I would just get started. I think a lot of people are always talking about, they're like making strategy plans and outlines for projects. Just get the project up and running. You can record a podcast on your phone. The voice memo app actually is very high quality audio. It's good enough for a starting podcast.
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Then you can start to make money, invest in the Shure microphones that everybody has. But before then, like just get started. People are always like throwing launch parties for things that don't exist yet. Like just get to work, do it.
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No, and it's also like it's a podcast, okay? It's not like the nuclear program. It's just talk.
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I don't know. I don't know. I was trying to sound smart. I couldn't think of anything.
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No, we're afraid of being judged, right? We want to put something out that's perfect. But it's like, you don't get far without people making fun of you. Like, I'm sure my old post used to get sent around my high school. Like, oh my God, look what Claudia's doing. Cringe, cringe, cringe. Well, it's not so cringe anymore. Like, girl, because I'm successful and you're not.
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But that's just part... If you can't take being mocked, like... I wish that weren't the case because people are cruel and it is what it is. And think about how you talk to your friends about people on social media. Someone's going to talk about you like that and you'd be okay with that.
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No, actually, I've always been really good. I've never been that girl with like a thousand friends. I've always had like five really good friends and they're the same friends.
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I love that too. I have like the best friends. But, you know, you do notice people treating you differently, like peripherally. And whenever anybody like started being extra nice or whatever, I always accepted it. Like, sure, you want me to come to your Hamptons house? I'll be there. But, you know, you got to keep note of people who only started acting that way at a certain time in your life.
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Yeah, I guess I met Ben freshman year and freshman year is also when I started my blog. I don't think it really took off till a year later, but he's been there since the very beginning.
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That's a good question. Well, I often like thank the Lord that I don't have to date anybody.
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at all period because I think dating in this day and age is horrible but also like with my weird job like I think it would just I wouldn't even know how to explain it to people and like I would just feel so like awkward and embarrassed so I'm like grateful for that um but again I think having this really stable force in my life in Ben when it came to when it came to like you know how I felt about myself how I felt about my job like I think stability is so beneficial when you're trying to build a business and like having someone to come home to and having a very stable personal life I think it allowed me to be a little nutty in different areas of my life like my job yeah
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Because I didn't have to worry that I was going to come home and it would be chaos. Ben was always there. Just, how was your day?
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A hundred percent. I still believe that. I feel like I'm so hard and I'm so soft.
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thousand percent. And I think we also live in a culture that values that sort of like wonderless. So I live in my car and I don't care. I don't have a job. Well, I like a little bit of structure, a little bit boring, a little bit settled. I think that's me getting older. But I also think it's just like there's value in also leading a very sort of ordinary.
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Yeah.
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That's one of my sister's favorite quotes. I forget. It's like, you know, being
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ordinary in your personal life so you can be violent in your creative or artistic life because it's like you can't have a million balls in the air at one time but so to have a very um I don't want to say regular because I feel like that has a negative connotation but like a very peaceful very settled private life it really does allow you to you know for me it's my work for anyone it could be something else just to like I don't know fuck shit up you know
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At the same time. And I feel like I'm always leading, obviously, because what I do is like just try to make people laugh, which I love. So I'm always leading with that. And I do feel like my sort of sweet, sensitive side, and I'm very sensitive. I feel like I don't show that a lot. And I don't want to show it that much because I feel like on the internet, it's so toxic.
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Yeah, I know. And I'm unique in that. I think some people have different family issues. I could never, I mean, look at how many female podcasting duos that it's every day we're talking about another one breaking up. Me and Jackie will be podcasting till the day that we die. Like we are bound by blood. She's the only person I can really talk to honestly.
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Like I think a lot of people think I'm very confrontational because I'm loud and like a little aggressive. But actually like if I have a problem with you, I'll just start crying. Like I cannot talk to people except my sister. I could say whatever I want. And it just like I don't have a single complaint about working with family.
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I know.
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Me too. To some people, they're like so confused by it. For me, I wouldn't have it any other way.
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Yes, yes. And I know I'm special and lucky that it does work.
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Yeah, I mean, it's so intertwined. But interestingly enough, when Jackie and I were growing up, we're four sisters total from top to bottom. Like there's six years between us. So we're all really tight. And we were all really tight growing up. You know, there were different dynamics as we got older.
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Like in the beginning, it was always the two older sisters and the two younger sisters, me and Margo. Like we were just sort of divided by age. And Olivia and Jackie would like leave us out. And me and Margo were just like sharing a room. So we were like, okay, whatever. I guess it's just us. And then as we got older, my interest started to align a lot more with Olivia's.
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And then Jackie and Margo became like really similar and really close. So the dynamics of what we shifted, but the dynamics when we were kids were never Jackie and I. We actually probably got along the least. We didn't fight. We didn't hate each other. We just were not drawn to one another. So I would say we were probably the least close out of all four.
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Not that we had issues, but we were just not, I don't think we understood each other. Jackie's very reserved. Jackie's very quiet, but not shy. Quiet. Me, I'm spreading my legs for everybody. I'm like, what's up? Who you want to talk to? Let's go here. Let's go there. So I think that I thought she was like, you know, weird and she thought I was weird. We didn't understand one another.
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And then when we started to work together, our differences ended up, you know, working in our favor. It made the conversations on the podcast more dynamic. And we just very naturally became so close through work. But also we were talking all the time, you know.
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Zero. Every single episode is completely off the cuff.
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We have like five topics that we need to hit every day, whatever the news of the day is, but everything else is completely off the cuff. Like we've never once had a conversation. Sometimes we used to sit on FaceTime for like an hour before we would start recording to get set up and we would just end up talking and we actually felt like it was ruining the show.
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If you open up about a vulnerability or something, people throw it back in your face and they use it against you. So I'm also really protective of my own peace.
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She calls me at 10.30 and we start recording at 10.31. Like we do not, because we don't want to waste any of the, we'll never recreate a conversation. That's so fake. Like we just go for it.
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And she lives in a different state. So we have a lot to catch up on.
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She moved, I think, 2021. And I was like, okay, it's the end of the show. Like, we'll do remote, but who the hell wants to listen to remote podcasters? Like, it's so COVID-y and it sucks. And I knew that it was the beginning of the end and I was freaking a little bit. And let me tell you what's the best thing to ever happen to us. One, because of COVID, we were forced to really invest in the tech.
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So there's actually no delay. There's no lag. A lot of people don't know that we live in separate states. So I think a lot of times people are shocked to find out that Jackie doesn't live in New York anymore, which makes me so happy. And two, a little bit of the distance physically has benefited us greatly because we're no longer on top of each other.
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And we get to, like you say, have these natural catch-up conversations that... we might not be having if she lived down the block from me, which she did for many years. So it's actually been the best thing to happen to the show. And I thought it was going to be like the beginning of the end.
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Oh my God, when we just laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh. Like sometimes we are just so silly that I don't even think we're speaking English anymore. Like it's just that sisterly thing where you can really only act so nuts with your sister. Those are the best episodes, like true belly laughs.
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I feel like when I first started opening up, I feel like the first thing I really opened up about, because I share everything on the internet and it's not hard. I don't feel like I'm digging deep to share. If I meet you for the first time, I'll tell you my life story. That's just how I am.
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That's a good question. No, actually. It's so routine to us now.
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That's kind of sad. We should be like, listen, that was so funny. No, we don't do that.
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And we're not trying so hard. Like, we're just talking.
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I agree that podcasting is a skill and it's a talent because I think every, I mean, the running joke is like, you know, everybody has a podcast, not everybody should, but there are a lot of failed podcasts. And I think that a lot of people think like, yeah, I could talk for an hour a week. I actually don't think you could.
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It is an art, especially with a co-host, especially as an interviewer, when to talk, when to listen, when to stop. And so a lot of people don't possess that skill. And I appreciate you saying that because it's definitely a skill the same way like, you know, any other job is a skill.
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Like if you're a mathematician, you know, you need a certain set of skills and podcasting definitely requires that too.
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It's, this is always who I've been like very leading with like, I've always loved attention. I've always loved to talk. I've always loved to make people laugh, but I do think that I have practiced and rehearsed a little bit in recent years. Just knowing when to listen. That's always been my... That's the biggest critique people have of me on the show, and they're totally valid in that.
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I never let my sister talk. I talk over people. I'm sure I've done it to you. I'm so sorry. And I'm really trying. It's one of my worst skills, personally and professionally. I do it at a dinner party. It's so annoying. And when other people do it, I'm like, oh my God, she didn't shut up. And people are like, bitch, that's you. So I am working on that. I used to be much worse.
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So I've never felt like I was sharing something that I wasn't comfortable sharing until I shared my journey with Ozempic, which was so personal to me. And, you know, I got... a lot of support for it, but there were also people, you know, you're stealing drugs from diabetics. Like literally, no, I'm not. And there was like a lot of, there's a lot of discourse around that.
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So it's a work in progress. But it's important to know your skills, but it's also important to know what you're not good at. And I know that I'm not good at knowing when... it's my time to listen. Like right now.
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No, but I know it's insane. And if you can believe it, I used to talk so much faster.
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Yeah, you're very measured.
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Jay, I need you to listen to episodes of The Toast from like 2019. I used to swallow full paragraphs. Like I don't even know what I was saying. You think it's fast now. To me, this is me being so much better. It's amazing. It used to be really bad.
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You'll tell me after we stop recording.
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You know what's so funny? The more attention you get, the less you want it. And so I think as somebody who was an attention-seeking whore growing up my whole life, to end up in a line of work where you get a lot of it, it's fulfilling for a second. And then it's like enough. And I actually feel like I say I'm an attention whore. I'm actually really not so much anymore.
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I got the attention that I wanted and it felt good, but it didn't solve all my problems like I thought it was going to. So not that anybody who's, you know,
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is an attention seeker should get the attention because then it'll it's kind of a problem that fixes itself um but I'm really not um I think when people meet me like on the street sometimes they're a little uh taken aback how actually I'm not like a dancing monkey like I'm not so crazy all the time like making jokes on like I I actually and definitely as I've gotten older like a little bit more pulled back you know I'm still a little nuts more than the average person but not not I think as much as people would expect yeah what part of your confidence are you still working on I'm really not honestly
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Um, do people who struggle with their weight need medication? Are they stealing medication from diabetes patients? So, um, I felt like scared to share that one. Cause I think the emotion I felt most was like, I was really embarrassed that one, I'd gotten myself to a place where I required a medication.
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I feel very confident in all aspects of my life. I know that I'm great at my job. I know I'm a great wife. I know I'm literally gorgeous. I don't feel like I'm lacking confidence in any area, honestly.
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I have a lot of other problems, though, but not that.
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Oh, girl, where do I begin? Okay. What would I say is my biggest problem? Okay. I actually would say my biggest problem is sometimes my humor can be mean. And I think that's like the worst type of humor. And I'm actually really working on it. Like when you poke fun at someone, sometimes I feel like I really take it too far.
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Like it's okay to like think something and not say it because I've noticed that a lot that I sometimes border on mean and I don't like being mean. That's not funny to me. I think some people feel like they have to be mean in order to be funny. And that's not true. I can be funny without being mean.
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Yes. Like sometimes I'll say something, I'll be like, damn. That was rough, you know? And so I'm aware of it and I'm really trying to stop.
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I don't know if I will. At least I'm aware of it.
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And two, I did feel a little pushed to share just because it was so obvious to people that I was on it. And you know, every Nobody would let me live. They wouldn't let me sleep for five minutes. They're like, she's on Ozempic, she's on Ozempic, she's on Ozempic. And when I did share, I'm ultimately so glad that I did, but I didn't feel at first like it was my choice necessarily.
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I mean, that doesn't mean that I don't see a picture of myself and literally want to die, but I try not to place too much value on that because there are other parts of me that are worthy, probably more worthy than how I look. But I am a shallow person. I do place a lot of emphasis and value on my physical appearance.
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It's actually like a new thing. I think since losing weight, I've kind of become obsessed with it. And that's like one thing that I've gained during my weight loss journey that I don't like. The obsession with how I look. Because before, like I knew I didn't look great. So like whatever, you know, I worked on other things.
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But then I started to really like the way that I looked on the Ozempic journey and I kind of became obsessed with it. Like I used to weigh myself and be like, I mean, it's not great, but whatever. Then I would lose weight and... when I would weigh myself and it wasn't exactly what I wanted, I would be so hard on myself. And I used to not care about that.
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So that's actually something I'm working on. But with a pregnancy, like it's a problem for later me.
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I can't fix everything all at once. Okay. I'm not Jay Shetty.
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Yes. That's definitely how I feel with my weight.
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But it does, not that you want people to feel poorly about themselves, but seeing someone whom you perceive to be on top of the world talk about how they perceive themselves and it's not necessarily like the best. There is like solace in that. Like even people who are killing it and rich and famous, like even they hate themselves. So who cares if I do, you know?
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It's so funny because, you know, I lost my dad when I was in the eighth grade. Or excuse me, the ninth grade. Like literally the first month of high school. Worst time ever. And it was extremely hard. And I actually feel like being younger, I was able to bounce back a little bit more. I remember going through that and really, I had just transferred schools. And then my dad passed.
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And I really didn't want to be known as like the girl with the dead dad. So I remember making an active effort to get back to my life. And I leaned so heavily into my sisters. And that's really why my sisters and I are so close. And my friends and extra school. And I really... And that's just being a kid, right? You're more susceptible. You're more adaptable. You just bounce back.
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And I've found when friends of mine now are losing parents, it's so much harder. You're an adult. You understand the importance of life. You have kids of your own. And so not that it's the same at all, but losing my dog at 29 was the first experience with grief as an adult. And let me tell you, it is so much harder. And this was a dog, not a human being.
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And now when I look back, I wish I shared sooner. It's like the greatest journey I went on. I have so many positive things to say about it. I think when I tell people, it makes them feel like a little less embarrassed about their journey. Because look at me, I'm so fabulous and even I did it. And I wish I did it sooner and I loved every minute of the journey. But at the time, I was so embarrassed.
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The difference was, and I have long wondered, my dad passed away overnight. Like, he was not sick. He had a heart attack, and he died before he even got to the hospital. Like, completely kind of freak accident.
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And people always talk about, like, is it better, you know, for someone to die like that or to get a chance to say goodbye to somebody who has, like, a terminal illness, but you have to watch them suffer for months. And I feel like there's no right answer. Just everybody thinks their own. And I never really knew what the answer was. But with Theo, he had terminal cancer.
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And we ended up putting him down. But so we lived with the cancer, I want to say, for like two or three weeks. Like really not a long time. It was the worst time of my life. Like it was worse than when he actually had died. Like seeing someone you love so much be in such pain, it's not worth being able to say goodbye, honestly. So oddly, that experience brought me peace with my dad.
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Like, yeah, I didn't get to say goodbye. I didn't have to watch him suffer. Like that's, it's definitely worse. And so the older I get, the actually the harder grief is, you know, like I remember getting married and being like so angry that my dad wasn't going to be there and feeling like this was so unfair, but I hadn't really felt that anger before. up until that point.
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Like, the older you get, the more important life moments, marriage, kids, you realize, like, how much you need a parent. And so as a kid, like, yeah, okay, he's not in my soccer game, but, like, you just are... You're more resilient as a kid. You really are. And so going through grief as an adult is 45 times harder.
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And that was just with my dog, you know, whom I loved more than anything, but a dog is not a person. And it was... The most challenging thing, I actually don't even remember it. I blacked out that part of my life. It's coming up on a year actually like this week. It was the hardest thing I'd ever been through in my life.
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Like seriously, I can't believe, I don't even think about that time because it was so, it was traumatizing.
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I know. Well, they were so polar opposite. It's like, I think I actually would have preferred just to take Theo to the doctor and have him die. Like, the three weeks of diapers, of medication. Oh, my God. It was...
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horrible and I felt like I was doing the wrong thing because you know it's cruel to keep a dog like that alive for your own they're so clearly in pain it's the right thing to do to put them down and if you're selfishly keeping them and I said I'm not going to do that and so when we woke up one morning it was so clear that he was suffering we were like listen this is cruel we're keeping him alive for us like we knew we had to do do that and with my dad like I had always felt like oh my god I never got to say goodbye it was you know hi one day bye the next and
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But what Theo, the passing of Theo really taught me is like, honestly, it's better. It is. I think.
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You know, I just remember in middle school, there was a girl whose dad had died and she was in my grade and then her brother was in my sister's grade. And it was just kind of like the thing people said. Do you know what I mean? Like pointing and saying- No, not pointing, but like if you overheard like another parent talking, oh, did you hear? It was just kind of what, you know, they were led with.
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And I didn't want that. I wanted to be a girl who was funny, a girl who was good at soccer, a girl who was beautiful. Like literally anything. I did not want to have that to be the thing. Like, oh, did you hear about that ashtray girl? Her father died. Like I didn't want that to be the first thing people said about me. So I remember making a conscious effort to just like bounce back.
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Like that was just the emotion I remember feeling was like pure shame.
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And it did work for a period of time.
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i can't imagine how challenging it is to you know be going be giving birth having lost and then let me tell you it sucks like and i see ben who has both parents i'm so happy for him but i'm jealous yeah naturally yeah yeah i don't think that's bad no no of course not and it's definitely not bad and they're the best ben's parents like his dad is like always inviting me out on father's day like but you know a parent is a parent
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Yeah, it's just like hard to talk about. Nobody wants to be crying all the time. And I think that no matter what stage of your grief that you're at, like you can't talk about it without crying. That doesn't mean that you're not healed. It's just sad. Of course it is. And I don't want to be sad. Like that's my whole thing. Like I love being happy. I love making people laugh. I love laughing.
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Like if I'm laughing, I'm so happy. So I hate to like sit around. And that's why like I know when I talk about this on the podcast, people don't like it. But I don't do therapy. Not for any reason. I'm not like against it. I know it's really powerful for a lot of people. But I've never really had a hard time communicating.
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And I'm very blessed that like I have a lot of people in my life who I feel completely open to. and comfortable opening up to. And I know that's a privilege that not a lot of people have. But I also like, I don't know, I just don't want to spend my life being sad. Like the world is sad enough. Like I wake up every day with the goal of like making people laugh.
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Like I like to be joyous and spread joy. And I don't know, I was sitting in the therapist's office for an hour a week, like crying, like, oh my God, like seriously, I can't, I can't.
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Yes, I have a lot because, you know, people tell me that I'm kind of like a baby whisperer because I love to sing and I love to dance and I love to like, I'm obsessed with babies. And that's what babies love and that's what babies need. Like in their first couple of months, they're always looking for somebody to sing and dance to them.
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And so that's the type of mom I want to be, like super joyous, super like always singing. I don't know if you follow Jessie J, the singer, on Instagram.
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Okay, so she had a baby and she's always singing to her baby on Instagram. Now, I know she has one of the best voices in the world and I don't, but I'm going to be Jessie J. I'm going to be singing to my baby and my baby's going to think I have the most amazing voice because my baby's going to be my number one fan.
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Oh my God, stop. I'll be so upset if every time I sing, the baby cries.
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Oh, of course. No, I'm talking about year one.
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I have thought about it. I definitely want to share my journey. I'm pretty against, you know, putting your kids on social media. I don't judge other people who do, but I'm not going to. And I feel like I see a trend of people sharing less and actually pulling their kids off social media because the dangers of it are like so obvious.
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If the internet wasn't such a disgusting place, I would love to, like have fun. But no, we can't have nice things. People are disgusting and absolutely not.
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Yeah, and they just actually passed that law in California about like family channels and Demi Lovato was a big part of it of like just child actors, but also...
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child like family channels like basically exploiting your kids on social media for money I they're they're all still actively happening but I feel like in 10-15 years like we are going to be hearing like the most craziest stories about kids who were forced to be on like YouTube family channels it's disgraceful um but it's also a slippery slope like you know like you start posting your kids and that's the most engaging content so you post more and more and more and then you rely on it to pay your bills so you're yelling at your kids to smile for the thumbnail and I never want I never want to be that
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Actually, I haven't even talked to Ben about it, but I don't care what he says.
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I'm sure he'll agree with me.
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But we haven't had like a full conversation about it.
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So he'll be hearing about this on the Jay Shetty podcast.
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No, actually. Certain things I feel really strongly about, and I say, Ben, this is what we're doing. Certain things he feels super strongly about, I'm like, okay. Sometimes we both don't know how to feel, and there are people in our life whose opinions we respect, and we'll call them and ask and get their opinions, and we'll come to a decision together.
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It just depends on what the topic is, you know?
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Yeah, and it's important to know, like as a half of a part, like a half of a marriage, like if there are certain things you don't have like strong feelings about, but your partner does, like, so let them have that one. And then when you have strong feelings about something and they don't, they will let you have it. Like that's the whole, you know,
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schtick with compromise, but also knowing when you don't know, like some, all of this is new to me, motherhood, pregnancy. And so knowing that I have no experience and talking to people who do, and if I trust them and I think that like their values align with mine, taking their advice. But like, it's important to know like when you don't know enough.
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Okay.
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Oh, okay.
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Oh, but not Jay calling me out.
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All right.
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No, no, of course not.
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Oh yeah.
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This isn't a curated sentence, so I'm just going to speak. And I think it's something I've realized as I've gotten older, especially as a woman in the industry, you feel really competitive with other people. I feel now like I like to work to live and not live to work. I just would like to make a living. I don't need to be the biggest podcaster. I don't need to be the number one selling comedian.
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Best summers of my life.
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I just would like to provide for my family. I think when you get really caught up in the hustle culture, it's good to have ambition, of course. But what used to be important to me is actually really not important to me anymore. Now, like just a job is a job. It's to provide. And that's it.
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Thanks. Oh God, I forgot about the sentence. Okay, sorry. I'm good.
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Oh my God. There is a, okay, sorry. It's going to be more than one sentence. There is a phrase that I hate. It's called like being realistic is the quickest path to mediocrity. Like I so disagree with that. I think being realistic is so important. Like so important.
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I'm such an affectionate person. Like, I love all my nieces and nephews who are growing older now. They're, like, starting to hate it. But, like, I cover them in kisses. Like, I just am obsessed with kisses and hugs. And, like, this baby, like, is going to love me more than anyone. I'll probably end up liking Ben more. But this baby, like, is mine, you know? And I can kiss it as much as I want.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Oh my God. Like, I just know Ben is going to be the best, the best, like most affectionate. The kids are going to love him. They're going to like him so much more. They're going to go to him.
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Like, I don't know what exactly I'm most looking forward to, but I feel a lot of peace and knowing that I'm bringing a baby into the world with like someone who's seriously going to be the best dad on the planet.
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Well, actually at the time, I believe they were going by weight loss camp. Not that it mattered. Like colloquially, it's called a fat camp. And yeah, so I went to summer camp my whole life. And when I was like, I feel like maybe I was in like the sixth grade. I don't remember how old I was. My older sister was really struggling with her weight. I never struggled with my weight as a kid.
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It should be absolute law that everybody listens to the toast every single morning.
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Yeah.
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Actually, no, this is my answer. Not on purpose. Sorry. Just the toast.
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No, it should be law. Like it should be NPR. It should be public radio.
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Yeah.
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Thanks.
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Thank you. And then I ultimately, you know, that affects my bottom line.
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And, you know, my parents tried a lot of different things. And one of the things that they tried was sending her to like a summer camp that was focused on physical fitness. I think what people think of as a fat camp, like a fat farm where like the kids are up every day pulling tires up hills. It wasn't like that at all.
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It was a very standard all American summer camp with fitness and diet just sort of at the forefront of meals and activities. And all my sisters went to support my older sister. And we ended up having like the most amazing time. We went back. I never went back to the old camp that I had originally went to. We went back every summer. It was the greatest experience of my life.
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Some of my best friends I still talk to to this day from camp. And so I know how it like sounds and looks to other people. But for me, it was just such a regular camp experience. But I also wasn't on the program. So for any of the summers that I spent at a weight loss camp, I was actually never struggling with my weight.
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So I would wear this special bracelet that just let everyone at the facility know like I'm not on the program. And then it turns out, you know, the second I left camp, I actually started to struggle with my weight and I really could have used a weight loss camp.
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I can't picture it.
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Let me tell you, people who have never struggled with their weight, like are not people, not that there's anything wrong with them, but like they're not people I can relate to. I feel like struggling with your weight makes you such a real bitch. Like, can I curse on here? Like, I feel... people who have struggled with their weight, they know real struggle. They know being uncomfortable.
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Like I just feel I, when I meet someone and they've struggled with their weight, like I automatically know they're like, they're my type of person.
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Like you're serious, especially as a kid. Oh my God.
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That's terrible, actually.
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Well, it's like you can't win. I used to get like so much, you know, backlash and messages like that I'm setting a bad example, that I live an unhealthy lifestyle. So then I take control of it and like I start changing my life and now I'm, you know, running diabetics over with a bus. Like you really can't win. So you just have to do what makes you happy.
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And going on that journey made me really happy. It was like the first time in my life where I ever felt in control of my weight. Like since I'm like – I started gaining weight in college. So since I'm 18, I – it was the craziest feeling. It was so foreign to me. And I think a lot of – especially girls who struggle with their weight may be able to relate to this. Like –
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I was always a confident person, even when, you know, I was struggling with my weight and I was always really happy in my own body. That was like something I really worked on. I think a lot of people let their weight control their lives, whether it comes to work or personal relationships. For me, I was never going to let it stand in my way, but that didn't mean that I didn't like that I liked it.
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Like I loved myself and I loved my life, but deep inside, I always wanted to be skinny. So when you're an overweight girl, like you wake up every day and you think about, like you look, you pass a mirror, you pass a window, you're thinking probably a hundred times a day about like the inevitable day when maybe one day you will be skinny. So Ozempic gave me that.
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Like, and to achieve a lifelong dream that you never think, and I know it sounds so dramatic, but to achieve a lifelong dream that you never think is going to come to fruition is the craziest feeling. And that's why, I really felt so compelled to share my journey because at the time when I shared, it was 2023, I think maybe around the end of the year. No, it was like the summer.
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There was so much negative stuff out there about Ozempic, like the Daily Mail. Every time somebody ended up in the ER with a headache, it was Ozempic's fault. And I just felt like everybody was being made fun of for being on Ozempic and no one was really talking about it. how life-changing it is.
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And especially as a girl who always wanted to be a mom, I was like, I can't ever get pregnant at this weight. I have to lose the weight before I can gain the weight. So it just gave me opportunities. It gave me a whole new life. And I felt so compelled to share because it bothered me how negative everything was about this journey. We were all supposed to feel shame.
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The amount of negative media representation, negative mentions of Ozempic was supposed to, I think, shame people into not doing it. And I was like, I don't feel like... And I think that's why Oprah did her special too. Her special was really powerful because she's somebody who's benefited enormously from it. And you don't hear those stories enough. And it makes me so sad.
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So ultimately, it was the best decision I ever made. Going on it and also sharing the journey. But at the time... I just wish people had given me like a little bit more space to process it, you know?
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Yeah, of course. So when it was first brought up to me by my plastic surgeon, I was like super intrigued. Then I spoke to like my primary care physician about it and both of them were really like down and excited and they wanted me to do it. So I felt really good like knowing that my doctors supported it. And that's why like I didn't share... from day one, because one, what if it didn't go well?
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Two, it doesn't work for some people. So I make this whole big thing, I'm going on this, and then I don't even lose the weight. Like there were so many factors at play. So I couldn't share from day one. And then when I started to drop significant weight, I was just then feeling embarrassed. that's why I didn't share.
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I was like, wow, I, my life got to a place where it was, where I'm so out of control. I need medication to get me to stop eating. Like, and that's what I loved about Oprah special was she really dived into like the illness, the disease of obesity and how it's like telling someone to stop eating is like telling a depressed person to just be happy. Like it's really not in our chemical compound. So,
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I felt like the whole journey I was learning about myself. I was learning about the disease. I was learning about the medication. And yeah, of course, I was worried about side effects. But after a couple of weeks when I had minimal nausea and it went away pretty fast, I felt like this was the right drug for me.
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Oh, well, I had lost the weight and I feel like I was on it for a year. And the first six months, I just kind of let the drug like do its thing. I didn't change my life at all. I was like still eating like crap. But that's how the drug works. You eat like crap, but you eat half. So I was losing weight.
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And then halfway through, I was like, okay, now that I've kind of gotten my life a little bit under control, let me actually try and change my life. So I... joined the gym. I got a trainer. I started working out. I started eating way healthier. So I did the journey like in two parts. One where I just kind of let the medication run me.
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And then where I used the medication as like a tool to change my life. And I really wanted to see if I could do it without. And I also knew that I had wanted to get pregnant sometime soon. And you have to be off the medication for a So I got off of it in December of 2023.
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I knew in the next year I'd wanted to get pregnant and I kind of wanted to put as much time between being off the drug and starting my journey. And I wanted to see like if I could keep up with my working out and my eating well regimen without the drug. And I was able to, and that's like one of the things I'm most proud of.
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So I feel like people don't like my answer because when I was like struggling with my self-image, I feel like I'm going to cry now. Sorry. So much of my confidence, I would say like all of it came from the fact that I had a husband or a boyfriend at the time, fiance, who loved me so much. And he thought I was like the greatest thing.
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And so if he thought it and look at him, like, I just, I love him so much. And so he thinks I'm so great. Like, That's not that you should get your confidence from a man, whatever. But, like, I did. Just to be loved so unequivocally by somebody who I think is so great, that gave me a lot of confidence. Like, he thought I was the best. He thought I was the smartest. He thought I was the prettiest.
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So, like, I was. Because his opinion is the only one that matters. But also, like, I look at him and I think of him as, like, so... charming, attractive, like who wouldn't want to marry him? And he likes me? Like, oh my God, I must be like the greatest thing ever. And I really feel like so much of my confidence.
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And it's so funny because he says that he gets confidence from me, which I feel like really happy that it's a two-way street. But having a relationship that I felt really solid about, but also with somebody who just loved me so much, really, it just made me believe like what he was saying. Do you know what I mean?
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No, but I will say visually, if you were to just compare me visually now and me visually then, I was very unhealthy. I had a lot of random medical issues that a 25-year-old girl shouldn't be having. So I agree with you that a lot of times we judge people's health based on their weight, and that's not the case for everyone. But to be clear, it was the case for me.
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Like I was not healthy. I did not walk to work. Like I was really like living a very inactive, unhealthy lifestyle. That's not the case for everyone you see who's overweight, but that was 1000% the case for me.
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Oh, bitch. Well, now I'm pregnant, so it's kind of reverted back, but so not pregnancy-wise. I just really lead my day with little pockets of activity. I think that going to meetings, going to work, I'm always being like, okay, I'll walk. I worked out before I got pregnant. I worked out three to five times a week.
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I would spend my weekends doing things that I enjoy whilst being active, like going for walks in the park with Ben, just making sure that I wasn't rotting in bed as much as I'm capable of, because I'm capable of a great deal of rotting. And then with meals, that's really where I probably struggled the most, but just... just trying to be a little bit more well-rounded.
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I feel like I eat like a six-year-old. And so I do, like I eat rice and chicken fingers. And so just changing sometimes to like brown rice and grilled chicken, you know, thinking a little bit more, but it's hard because I'm such a picky eater that, you know, I'm not going to be making bronzino on the weekends with like a tapenade, you know, that's never going to happen.
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I don't even know what tapenade is.
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I would say I don't feel, I really, I mean, I've been married for a hundred years and we decided to wait to have kids. And I think that because we made that choice, I am now not spending my pregnancy and, you know, hopefully the next year or two mourning a life. I feel like I lived life to the fullest and I really, really waited till I was ready.
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So the only thing I feel like I'm mourning is my body. Nobody talks enough about what it's like to lose significant weight and then get pregnant. I don't know how I feel about it. I don't have fully fleshed out thoughts. I'm struggling every single day. But no, I don't feel sad about a life left behind. I feel like...
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I lived every minute of my 20s, like on the edge of cliffs, going on trips, partying, like doing everything I wanted to do. And when I turned 30 over the summer, I was like, you know what, I'm done. Like I really feel, and that's what I'm so happy about. Because yeah, I like see my friends with kids and I'm like, oh, I do wish I had like, you know, joined them.
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But I feel so fulfilled in that one chapter of my life that I'm really ready to start the next chapter.
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Yeah, do less all the time. But then some of the biggest things were the biggest hits, like Vindication, remember?
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She has never done what people thought she's gonna do when like another female celebrity enters the wellness space. So with this Megan thing, it was like, did we learn nothing from Kourtney Kardashian? There's no world in which Gwyneth would have given a shit or like felt competitive or shady towards Megan. I think if anything, like... So before even...
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the Instagram story or the vanity fair, people had been commenting being like, oh, Gwyneth is rolling over. And she's not, she wasn't. I never thought for one second that Gwyneth like had anything negative to say or think about Megan.
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She's known for her breakfast. She does hashtag boyfriend breakfast. When she started dating Brad Falchuk, this is what I made my boyfriend for breakfast. And now she always calls it boyfriend breakfast. I've seen her make like a thousand breakfasts. If you know Gwyneth like I do on a deep spiritual emotional level, you never thought anything of it.
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Now, let me tell you, while I never thought these two had beef, I never expected to see them sitting at Gwyneth's dining room table.
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Or I actually think that like a lot of I could see Gwyneth saying that thing in her vanity fair or whatever it was that got taken out of context. I could see Gwyneth having reached out.
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Like, by the way, I didn't say this. I know you live nearby. If you want to come over for coffee and chat, like, I think you're great. And I could actually see like people thinking that they were not friendly with one another, bringing them together, having been the thing.
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Yeah having my people call your people. Yeah. Now, it takes a lot to shock me. I was genuinely shocked.
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Well, but if you watch the Q&A, she's doing it at the same kitchen table like the whole day. And she was asked a question about being like a female founder. And she's like, oh, I'm actually sitting here with my partner. And they turn the camera to the partner who's sitting like in Megan's seat at the time. And they answer this question about like being a woman in business.
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So when she turned the camera, I thought she was going back to her partner.
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That's a really good question because Gwyneth has a podcast, a very successful podcast. Nikki Glaser is actually on it this week. I was seeing clips that actually looked like I wanted to watch it.
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Or like if you're going to do it, do you want it on your podcast or on the other person's podcast?
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Yeah, I feel like celebrities at this tier, like we're getting one, not two pod swaps. You know what I mean?
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
No, I agree. I think that it would be great for Megan to go on the Goop podcast to promote her own podcast and all of her brands.
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And I think for Gwyneth, like she's the more established podcaster and business person here. I think she should host.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I didn't watch it with sound because I saw the trailer and I saw that Megan is not recording in a studio. She's recording with people on Zoom and a podcast microphone giving COVID. And I really realized kind of the level of effort being put into this project. And if she's not going to put in the effort, I'm not going to put in the effort to watching the trailer. Like I was really disappointed.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I'm also at the phase of pregnancy where laying around doesn't make me feel good. And even though I begrudgingly leave the house and go for walks and just do random shit, I'm literally getting three manicures a week because...
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Like female founders, I thought we were going to see them all looking party together in a studio. Where are the clips? No, it's Zoom. What is, seriously, what is it, 2020?
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The audio experience and the visual. So together we had one full thing.
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Right. That's the thing. Like what I saw.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
It was just the back of her computer.
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No, and it's like with podcasting, it's like she's almost always there, but not quite. Like even with Archwell, I, or what was it called? Archetypes. She didn't do video, which like in this day and age, your podcast doesn't exist if you don't have a video. And she had these premium people, but a lot of it was like- Literally, unless you're smartless.
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She had all these premium guests who she wasn't recording with in person. There were all these like pre-taped segments to like fill airtime. So she was almost there. She got the guests. She didn't really quite get the content and the video wasn't there. So this time around, I really thought, because what she's doing is just kind of mimicking other successful people. ways of making money online.
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Like she has the affiliates and she's doing Instagram content, but she's doing it all at like, she's operating at a bad level. It's like the Instagram stories are blurry. Now we're getting Zoom podcasting. Like Lemonada would stand for this. I find that shocking.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
being out of the house I do think is better for me I get better sleep at night like I need to be doing stuff so you giving me stuff to do it's okay that's funny I understand I actually did get a manicure yesterday
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
What was it? Oh, like this, you are listening to a Lemonada podcast.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
That's it?
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Whose voice was that? Megan or no?
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Thing. The CEO of Lemonada. I liked that. Short and sweet.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
So I don't think, especially now knowing what we know about the level of production, I don't think Gwyneth will be going on Female Founding Podcast Fathers, whatever it's called. But I do think we could see Megan on Goop. Have you seen the Goop podcast? It's purgy, like literally the sick studio.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
It's so Gwyneth aesthetic, like very neutral beige, like really high quality video, high quality audio. It's what you come to expect from a billionaire who's doing a podcast.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yeah.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Oh, my God. Tizzy.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
No, this is so crazy because what one brand, like this brand perceived Alex Earl as being like radically pro-Israel and they found that so offensive, right? Whereas if you remember at the time, I was very invested in like what people were posting on social media because this was like sort of the craziest thing to happen to my people in my lifetime. And I remember seeing Alex post like a story that,
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Speaking of Pargy, I'm so excited about a new development at Toast headquarters. We've always had really cute Instagram stickers. Like if you search for GIFs on your Instagram stories, if you search like the Toast or Asheray or Girl With No Job, you'll be able to find ones we've had made that say like our isms. Now they say premium content. They say PJOM. They say nothing of the sort.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
just being like right after October 7th happened. So there was no war. There was no retaliation.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Right. Like rape, murder. It was so like, it was so not a controversial thing at the time to even say like praying for all the people getting murdered and raped. Like it really wasn't.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
It's like a blue sky and a flag.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
And I remember being like, oh, okay. Like, me, my bar is so high. I'm like, oh, she's funding it in a little bit. And then she ended up deleting it because I assume she got so much backlash, which is fucking crazy. Mm-hmm. Now, we now know two years later, there was even more backlash.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
And I'm sure part of the reason why she deleted is because she had this million dollar deal and the brand is like coming at her neck for for posting something completely innocuous. And honestly, good. Like I stand before I happen to love Alex Earl. I think she's like so cute and adorable. Now I know she has a backbone and like I there's nothing you could say to make me dislike this girl.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
It was so not a crazy stance.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
The fact that she then pursued legally, which she has every right to do, and the fact that she won is like proof that the law was on her side and that the brand acted like in breach of contract. But I think a lot of people maybe wouldn't have pursued the legal route because it creates a bigger story. And I'm sure this like little, you know, this...
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
moment of backlash is that something she wants to become a national news story and when you do sue someone like look we're talking about it now now it's a story it's back in the news even though this is two years old so I think a lot of people would have avoided that um because she makes a lot of money and I know a million dollars is like a lot of money but when you're at that level like it's not a million dollars to you it's like one brand deal in a sea of brand deals and I didn't even know she does stuff with Gymshark she has so many more like uh prominent brands that she does she might have been able to let this go but no like on principle and also give me my money
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
So, like, respect.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
There's a little thing of Theo. I'm going to get one of Romeo. We haven't updated them in a while. What about Brutus?
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I feel like I need to, no, not me placing an order at sipmargs.com. Like, how can I support?
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I think we do too. After, of course, we sip on some Spritz Society.com. Ben's going to get lost.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
She does tequila. We do wine.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Like, subscribe, comment, rate, review. Whatever I can do to support this queen.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Things I won't be purchasing, Gymshark.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
like seriously not that i go to the gym she's such a queenie for this uh i was shocked when i heard this story i thought for sure it was like fake news and then i googled it and it was like league it's in the uk so it hasn't really hit like american media so hard but it was in all like the daily mail the independent yeah um because it's happening over there yeah because when i was looking for stories this morning i didn't see it anywhere and then i remember that i wanted to talk about it and i had to go and look for it right but um go off queen
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Queen, sipmargs.com.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I'm drinking my coffee, but I wish it was a sipmarg.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I fucking love that podcast. You know, actually, I really love that sister, Ashton. I just started following her on all platforms.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
To be honest, the little gif we have of Theo actually looks more like Bruno.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
That's a really good question.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
No, they both really are. But like, we just know Alex better. They're very similar.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
To be honest, like, I don't know enough about their personalities. Yeah, yeah. But I stan.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Whatever. I'm getting off track. To the untrained eye, they all look the same. Yesterday we published new stickers because we need a sticker. Sometimes you take a picture of like a beautiful landscape or a cocktail or whatever you're posting on your story. And it's just like pargy, you know? And you need a sticker that represents that.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Right, because that brings me back to my truth. I know. What is a visual album? And like, we need to stop coming up with new words. So you're making music videos for your songs.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
So it's a movie.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
So it's a musical.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Was there a video for every single song? Yeah, but it was a short song. But it was an EP, so it was like six, yeah.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I know when I think of visual, I feel like the term visual album came from Beyonce's Lemonade. Yeah. And when she did it, it was like revolutionary. And now I just feel like people are trying to be different.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Now, this is not me hating on Miley because I do want to say this is the first time I feel like Miley's released an album where I feel like I'm really at a place to not like sleep on it and not... You want to accept it. I want to understand it. Like I want to really dive into it. I feel... Like, for me, but also for her, she's at a great place of joy and understanding.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
And I feel like she really knows who she is. Showing up for herself. Exactly. I'm ready to show up for her in a way that I can be proud of.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
And does it look like so different than the previous era of like flowers? I know I used to be crazy.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
And show up in a meaningful way. Same.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
It just, it looked like monochromatic to me, like black, white.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yeah. Like palatable, like for idiots.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Literally.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
No, no. Sometimes, like, when someone's really, like, not in a good place, but also, like, has no sense of self. And they just, like, put shit together being like, this is me. And we, like, it comes off very...
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
So there are now pargy, pargylicious, and gargypargy stickers that you can search on Instagram and put on your Instagram stories to narrate something that you find pargylish.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
confusing for the fans contrived and so I feel like with this last year like Miley's been like in a really stable happy relationship she's had a lot of success when I feel like she wasn't really trying so hard I feel like she was trying really hard for a while and like people weren't noticing since she was just like fuck it and was writing music like just that she felt like writing and that's how we got flowers that's how we got used to be young and that's where she got her Grammys and so I want more of that used to be young don't sleep that song is so fucking pargy I've I know I love it
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
It's almost in the category of songs that are, if you think about them too hard, you'll start to cry.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Thank you. Thank you.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Thank you. Thank you.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yeah, lives to complain. I got them up in like two hours and I had them all made. Like, please, my God, always critiquing me.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I have my ways.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
No, I have my ways. I got them up literally in two hours. Like, sorry that you're critical.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Thank you.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
You were the first one to use it. You make one like however you think is most part. You send it to me. I'll get it uploaded.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Kind of like people who get tattoos. Of like handwriting.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Welcome back to the toast and happy Wednesday. It is hump day. And I literally feel like a humpback whale. So things I did that. Hey, Jack, how you doing?
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Fonts are expensive.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Well, I did go with the free ones. And now I'm getting criticized on my own podcast.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
No, you're giving me jobs.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
The only good point that Sutton made on last night's episode was that, because what everyone's saying about her is true. I don't think it was like this coordinated attack. It's just like they all came to the realization of the truth together. Like, I don't think it was a big deal. But she's like, it is annoying. Like, and she did say it like this way. She said it in a dumber way.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I'm excited too. I can't wait to see what you come up with.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
But her point was valid in that, like, Erica can't let go of the interrogation of the LA Times article. And she's right. Like, that's her trauma. That's her truth. Whatever. but Sutton was not the only one at the time who was like asking questions. She was the most direct. She was kind of the face of the movement, but Kyle and a little bit Dorit were like, you know, under the surface.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
And then of course the conversation with the husbands. So I think they've worked it out, but like she holds almost no resentment to Kyle and Dorit and all of it on Sutton. And that's not a hundred percent fair.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
For sure, for sure. So excited.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
But that's what a friend would do who also needs to do their job.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yeah, and not what like a friend does.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Relationship with the fans. Right.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Now, did you have any idea that last night's episode was the finale?
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I had no idea. Yeah. They're on the beach dancing and then it says Doreen and PK. What? I was shocked. I don't remember a time in recent history where they've ended on a trip.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Oh my God, I do. Let me tell you. So I'm at the stage of pregnancy where like this Skims maternity top and these Lululemon size 16 leggings like are the only things that really make me feel comfortable. So I have to put on different things on top of it to like switch it up for the podcast. That's nice. I own one vest. It's also hot in here, so I can't wear a sweater or a cardigan every day.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Same. The one month later Tom Girardi update was not necessary. I literally don't care.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
It's just like a non... We know he's guilty. Okay, fine. He's legally guilty now. He's like a decrepit old man in a nursing home. He has not one dollar to his name. It's sort of like... Like, who cares? Like, I didn't think it was worth picking the cameras up again. And I feel like it was sort of emblematic of the entire season where like nothing really happened.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
They're making a lot of mountains out of molehills. And that's exactly what that whole one month later thing was for me.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Now, I love to see my two queens, Erica and Bose, being besties on Watch What Happens Live. Like, I just I couldn't love Bose more if I tried. I just think she's such a great addition. And I loved that she got everybody to dress up in last night's episode. Like, Everybody went full balls to the wall for the carnival theme. Like old, young, I mean, these women look amazing. It's insane.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
They're in their 50s and 60s. Like it's fucking crazy. They looked so great. It was so fun. She really planned a good trip. I think she's a great housewife. I'm 100% sure she'd be asked back. I don't see why she wouldn't be. And so that was a great addition on Bravo's part.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yeah, and it does make her look a little silly that she dropped it like right before the trailer. Cause it's like, you like clearly lied, you know?
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yeah. But it is, I think, like a cautionary tale for women who go on the show, because a lot of times people do find success in being like a mouthpiece and being like a sidekick, almost not a sidekick, a part of a dynamic duo. And when your whole personality is your friendship, it's very Danielle from Summer House.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Like you're literally Lindsay's mouthpiece and you're known for fighting Lindsay's battles. And it's like, well, where did that get you? You're not on the show anymore. You need to really establish an identity outside of like that one friendship and
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yeah, it was a bad call. And didn't like pursue relationships with the other women. It wouldn't have been too late if she had done it this season.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Dislikes, yeah.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
It's getting warmer. It's spring.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
A vest is great. I only have one vest. I wore it last week, so I have to wait until next week to wear it again. So I was like, Ben, do you have a vest? The vest was disgusting.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I know. And that's why I feel what I said yesterday. And I felt it even more on last night's episode. It's like Sutton is the lightning rod of this group, right? She's on the outs and she says the crazy things. And there's always somebody like that. And they frustrate you and they're annoying, but they make the show good.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
And I just feel like she's really not a worthy, like she's not a good lightning rod. She's like, she's weak. She cries. She doesn't like, I feel like we're going to continue on with this Sutton storyline for the next. Cause it's like, it is the storyline. And I just, I don't find her interesting. I'm actually really ready for her to leave.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
She's like the opposite of Lisa Rinna where it's like, you could say what you want now about Lisa Rinna, but like she was interesting. She was tough and she was wild. Like, and she had a backbone. Like Sutton is just here one day. They're the next it's boring. And it's just not, she's not a good villain. Yeah.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yes. And there was a point where she was really nuts. Yeah.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I liked that Erica responded on Watch What Happens Live because Garcelle, you're right, has been like particularly shady in all of her confessionals this season. And she said something really fucking nasty last night out of nowhere. Like in her confessionals, she was talking about Erica. She's like, well, you know, I married for love. She married for money.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Okay, first of all, we weren't even talking about marriage. Like, I don't know why objection relevance. And Andy asked if Erica wanted to respond to that. And she was like, yeah, we both married like ugly old white men and we both got cheated on. So at least I had the money.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
It was a good response because I also thought it was a weird thing for Garcelle to say it would have been made more sense if she was still married to that person. Like, look, you married for love and look what you got, a beautiful relationship. You didn't get anything you got cheated on. So why are you bragging about that? It was a great response.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
No, this is like a golf vest, which is like, yes, the finance correlation. It's like a Patagonia. I look like such a douche lord. When Ben got out of the shower and I was like dressed wearing his vest, he was like, what are you wearing? She's going to sell stocks. I literally don't give a fuck. You know what I mean?
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
And you know what? We brought that up and I'm glad somebody did. Now there are a lot of rumors like Jareed hasn't been able to pay her glam people for like them doing her makeup for the reunion. So it is the pot calling the kettle black. But somebody needed to say it.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
And she should. I'd pay for one. My sister Jax loves sourdough and Bruno. And I just want to say we are tracking for an Asafi. So just keeping that in mind.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Tomorrow, Jax and I are going to be in person in our new PG studio. And we've got a big weekend of things. Well, not, we have big ladder half things. Jax is coming to town. We'll be recording in person. We are recording actually a guest interview. You know, we don't really do guest interviews, but an opportunity came across our desk.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Oh, thank you so much for reminding me. Nikki Blonsky passed. They're like, her team passed. I'm like, okay, so her? She responded, no.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
She would. And also, it's really not smart to alienate two of your biggest fans. You know? Like, OG fans.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yeah. Who are championing you long before everyone else started.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Or we were up until her passing on our show.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
So we've got a photo shoot.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yeah, right. We could get Mickey Blonsky. So we got, you're going to see. You guys are really going to be shocked.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Very, very, very similar. That's our show, you guys. Thank you so much for listening to the Tesla Monday Morning Show where we deliver the fastest stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So you're watching us on YouTube. Please. Come on. Give it up. Give it up for the girls. Don't be cheap. Feel free to subscribe. It's free. It's free.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Only if somebody gifted me a sponsorship. No kidding. Thank you, guys. We're Spotify, iTunes, Instagram, Public Video, iHeartRadio, CastBox, all the places where you can listen to podcasts, find us at Toast TV, Five Star Review, a beautiful, stunning, and wickedly talented we are.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
No, it's definitely like a unique choice. I'm comfortable. And at this moment in time, like that's really all I can care about.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yeah, but that's- High of 53.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I walked to work today.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I did and I was hot.
The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
But I'm going to be traversing all day running errands for you, so I thought I might need a coat.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
You said that vest was disgusting.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Vests are so kind of amazing. My armpits feel so free. Vests took a hit after that. A big hit.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Right. Here, cover your love handles.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
It's a good thing to wear on a travel day.
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For your ID, yes.
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Chapstick.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Maybe I'll find money in here. No.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
From finance. No, him like betting people on the golf course, you know? Yeah. Or like tip money for the caddy. There's no money in here.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Well, we have a great show today because we have the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recap at the end of today's episode. We also have the Fast Five stories that you need to know. And how are those stories that you need to know? Do you really need to know them, you think?
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
It's important that we show up for one another in meaningful ways.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I actually haven't heard that one.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Like your mood?
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
But in what essence? I don't like how I physically look. I don't like my mental state.
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Okay. Say I'm not happy. Okay.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yeah. Your disposition. Disposition.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
She's so crazy.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yes. Yes. Watch out. We were a little late to that actually. That one really took off.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I can promise our listeners that I'm going to show up today in a way that I am proud of.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
The thing is, is it's so crazy because we do a daily show.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
And we're talking about the length of our episodes. Yes, they have been getting a lot. We haven't done an episode under an hour in years. And the crazy part of that is, is that you would think that because we do a daily show, we do five times more episodes than the average podcast. Like you would think that it would be enough.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
And not only for us, we would have enough time to say what we need to say, but also the listeners would have enough. Let me tell you, the longer our episodes, the better our numbers. People want two episodes a day now. That's kind of becoming a new podcast format, multiple episodes a day, kind of mimicking, I guess, a cable where there's things on all day. You release podcasts all day.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Don't expect that from us.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
No, don't.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yeah, they're like 15 minutes.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
All's that to say, you would think that like that would be enough. Meanwhile, at the end of every week, I'm like, oh my God, I forgot to talk about like six things on the toast this week. Meanwhile, every episode went extra long. We're pushing 90 minutes almost on a daily basis. Even days where we, we're recording early today because Jackie has a flight, like just trying to cushion for time.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yeah. I do want to say like upon seeing you this morning, like I thought you looked totally beautiful.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
We will still, you'll be late to your flight. Don't worry.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Thanks so much.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Okay. I did also just want to share like one personal anecdote. I'm sorry. Before.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Oh, it's not? Okay. It's really not. Really?
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
No, I just wanted to share, like, you know, of course I'm not buying anything for this next chapter of my life. Like, there's nothing going on, nothing coming in, coming out. But I did purchase a new chair for my home. It's a chair that reclines. It's a chair that rocks back and forth. Well, no, actually, I did receive a gifting. Thank you so much. You should know better.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
For putting me on the spot, yes. I didn't purchase it. And I just, you know, I've been needing a new place to sit.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
and just sort of relax. And let me tell you, it really makes me jealous of the people who like have their nurseries ready like three months in because the excitement that this one chair has brought me, it's not normal.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
That's true. I've been spending a lot of time in my own little corner in my own little chair where I can be whatever I want to be. And I'll use the chair while I'm there. Yes, that's why I got it. I got it because Jackie's coming to town and I know she loves to sit. And I thought that that was a good use of my gifting is to get a chair for my sister to sit in.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Right. And I don't want you to be at my home and that kind of befall.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Right, right, right. Or even yourself.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
So, yeah, it wasn't, like, an amazing anecdote. I just, like, was sharing a personal update. I'll never do it again.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Okay, fine. Yeah, I didn't make fun of Jackie last time. This episode of The Toast is brought to you by Booking.com. Booking. Yeah. Every time we use Booking.com to find a place to stay in the U.S., we know that they're going to have exactly what we're looking for. They have a huge variety of options from hotels to vacation rentals, and we know that we can find exactly what we're looking for.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I've really found that booking.com has something for everyone and every type of trip, you know, not all vacations are created equally. And like, sometimes you're going on a trip with your whole family and your whole family has a million kids and you need to like a full house, one that has like multiple bedrooms, multiple garages, a play area, a kitchen, a kitchenette.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
And that's obviously one type of trip. Sometimes you and your man are going on like a no kids beachfront vacation and you need something pargy and like a really luxe hotel with five-star service, you know, beachfront access. Sometimes you're headed to New York to see your par-delicious sister and visit her new studio that you've never seen before.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
And you need something, you know, centrally located. You need something with fabulous views. Booking.com has you covered no matter what type of trip it is that you're looking for. And you know us, as world travelers, we can't be stopped. My passport is literally expired. I actually realized it yesterday. I'm in the process of getting it renewed, but I have to take a new picture.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I don't wear shoes all the time on the show. As long as you're wearing socks, you're in the clear.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Not going to happen. No matter who you are, Booking.com helps you find the stay that's ridiculously right for you. So find exactly what you're looking for at Booking.com, Booking.yeah. I'm sorry I made fun of you. Do it one time and I won't say anything.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I know it's like a really popular brand amongst parents who have young kids because the kids are always coming home with like crapola, but also like, I don't want to get sick ever. And so I feel like beekeepers naturals is such a great product to have in your medicine cabinet. When you feel a little bit of a tickle, you know, that propolis comes through. I love their spray.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
No, but when I, yeah, I guess. I also have a busy day kind of preparing for your arrival. I have a lot of things I need to do in preparation.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Some of our favorite products from them, if you're looking to like an intro on where to start, their immune support, propolis immune support throat spray is one of my faves. I think it's their best product for sure. The kids love it too.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Also, if you need a cough syrup, they make a great one.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Someone talking about lice making your head itchy is such a real experience. Right.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Are you talking about Gwyneth and Meghan?
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yeah, you're a little too critical of her, like in an honest and endearing way to have her be considered your queen. Whereas like Gwyneth could seriously kill somebody and I would find a way to defend it.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Right. She is my queen. Rip.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
The eagle is landing.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
montecito and put on the song everlasting love over the video and people really took that to be a dig at megan and honestly i thought it was a little shady oh my god so i don't know just the way it was being positioned i was like oh is this a shade no way honestly i saw people like i saw people pitting them against each other before there was anything to even work on because they're in a similar it's the same thing that happened with courtney kardashian like people just assume that if you're encroaching on the wellness space like gwyneth is the queen and
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
We got to get the strollers out of storage. I got to hit the kosher grocer to make sure there's cut up fruit and rotisserie chicken. Like there's lots to do. Now I know obviously your day is much harder. My day is no walk in the park.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
And time after time, she shows you exactly who she is. She does not care about other women entering the space. She's extremely supportive. She's also extremely secure in her own business. Like no one's really gonna come. Goop is a billion dollar company. Like good luck, everybody else. Please join me up here. I welcome you.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Oh my God, I'm like doing so many things. I forgot to put my phone on do not disturb this morning because I'm waiting for a particular bit of gossip that I might be able to share on the toast. And so like there's, I'm just, I'm doing a lot of things. So I'm not ready. Can you, can you say that one more time?
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Our listeners, 98, like it's literally 99. I'm so glad everybody liked the song as much as we do. And I'm so glad everybody's like excited to be listening to this thing every day before the show. But I did want to address like a little bit of the controversy around the song.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Since I was a little adolescent girl, I feel like my first mascara was CoverGirl. My last mascara on earth will be CoverGirl. They really crush it for such a great price point, too. The dual-sided CloudFlex brush wraps and extends your lashes. The short bristles load and lift the lashes, while the long bristles will separate them and lengthen. Because I love that look.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I feel like sometimes you have to teeter off between having thick lashes that are short and clumpy or long and voluminous ones that are thin. So they really cover... All different lashes to give you length, volume, and a nice curl. It's only from Easy Breezy Beautiful Cover Girl.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Today's episode is also brought to you by Beekeepers Naturals, which is a brand we have worked with before, but I can honestly say I've never felt as emphatic as I do now because I am, I never want to get sick, but like at this stage of my life, like I can't get sick. You should have seen me at the comedy show last night and I felt fine. Like if I get sick, I won't be okay.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
So being really preventative and like putting good things in your body is super helpful. And beekeepers natural is such a great option. I feel like a lot of my favorite health girlies were talking about beekeepers naturals before I got into it. So their mission is to reinvent the medicine cabinet.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
They merge modern science with natural medicine to create clean, effective products that actually worked. Propolis is their hero ingredient, and it's basically the medicine of the beehive. It delivers antioxidants, vitamin C, iron, B vitamins, and uniquely beneficial compounds that support immune health.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
You know, eagle-eyed viewers were quick to point out the lyric change.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
The original song that Becca, who is the swirly, who won.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
That was their first podcast, right? We knew Alex was going to be launching a network, and she was announced with one other girl. It was huge, Alex Earle, at the time. She still is. And so it really kind of, I feel like they built the rest of the network on the initial talent of Madeline and Alex, yes.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
And when we got in the studio. No, never. When we got in the studio, we decided to change Jackson Turdy to Jackson Claude. It's just more timeless. It's more timeless. Like it is my government name. And I think if you come to this show, you know, you're getting Jackson Claude and then you learn you're actually getting Jackson Turney. It's a little bit inside baseball. It is.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
So I remember what I was going to say at the beginning of the show, because I saw this all over social media and I was reading comment sections and like literally I could not roll my eyes hard enough at people being like, these are two separate people, could have fooled me. Like, shut up. I just, I want to say, anybody who's saying that, like, I think you're dumb and annoying, okay?
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Um, but I feel like this article confirms any sort of suspicions anybody had about these two having beef, not because the shows are no longer together. And we'll talk about why that might be, but because of the use of the word dropped, right? Right.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
For a network that's very new, unwell, like trying to stand out, for you to drop, like intentionally separate from your biggest talent, your biggest show, the most famous, recognizable person on your network, that doesn't make sense, right? Only if there's a reason, like a fight, a drama, a bad blood, would you drop someone, right?
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
yeah so for me I was like oh any suspicion I had because there have been theories online being like listen this was just like not the right place for Alex Earl and you know Alex Cooper understands that like there's not beef they're just two successful women like doing their best and I feel like with this headline it pretty no it's not that like there's drama yeah this headline is contentious if they were just going their separate ways they might have been they could have even done it quietly where she's removed from unwell and they're not selling her ads and
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Well, so yes, now we can talk about the success of the show, but it is relative, right? Because I think if you look at her YouTube numbers, they're pretty strong. I don't think a lot of people listen to the audio only version, but I think that's not a knock at Alex Earl. It's the generation, right? Like young people are really not listening to podcasts.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
They love like to stream stuff and watch stuff on YouTube. So that's why her YouTube is so successful. And so I feel like, and I remember saying this, that I hate it. You know, you hate to be like a hater.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
But I remember when Alex Earl signed with Unwell, I remember, I think I said this on the toast, but I know like my personal feelings were like, I feel like this is the wrong move, not because of Unwell, but because Alex Earl shouldn't be doing a podcast, right? Like she's of a generation, she's the face of Gen Z and Gen Z is not huge into podcasting. It's definitely like an older medium.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I feel like millennials really are the biggest. But also because when you look at the success of it,
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
YouTube right that's where everyone's watching it I don't see the show on the charts really it launched and it was like you know number one or number two in comedy but then it sort of disappeared because everybody's watching on YouTube so that what does that tell us right people want to watch Alex Earl whereas like podcasting is a listening medium and what I see because I follow her on all social media I happen to think she's like so fabulous and I see her she goes to the Super Bowl she goes to F1 she goes to Kim Film Festival she goes everywhere and she is checking four huge suitcases of
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
of podcast equipment. She's like vlogging, like this is my podcast. She sets up a little studio in every hotel room she does to record a podcast episode just so people watch it, not so they listen to it. So I'm like, you are working so hard for what? Like start a YouTube channel and vlog. You bring one camera.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
And I wanted the song to be for everyone, like new listeners, potential new listeners. And, you know, as much as I think Turney is here to stay, nicknames also do evolve. So to record it and make it like, you know, in the record books. It's Jackson Turtle.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Like you could literally not check four suitcases if you just, like, I feel like the experiment, of her being on Unwell, but just like having a podcast really probably taught her that she should be a vlogger. She is on TikTok, but I mean, like if she wants to do long form content, she should be a YouTube blogger more than she should be a podcaster.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
So I think that she should have left Unwell because she should have left the podcasting space.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
But I do think it's deeper than that. Like, I don't think that's why she left. Maybe she I don't know if she enjoyed being a podcaster.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
she parted ways with her gave her the show because previously that's what she would have wanted but also you have to think about like how unwell needs to look at this like everyone's watching right seeing how these two go their separate ways but unwell is currently in the process of their business where they're growing they're signing talent they're signing pre-existing shows they just got that girl avery's podcast they're creating new shows with new talent like grace and so you want to be perceived as a network that like isn't good to work with right
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
We're trying to get everyone to sign with us. So if you're over here stealing Alex Earle's IP, I don't know if that makes you look good to potential podcasters who might sign with you.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
And so... I mean, there's just so many layers to this. So now like talking about the actual drama between these two, there's a lot of rumors. What I have heard is that there is like definitely bad blood between them and it has been going on for a really long time.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
And I think that it, when they launched like, you know, the Call Her Daddy episode of Alex Earle and Alex Earle's new show, it was like this big media thing. It was like good for a couple of months and it really hasn't been good since then. And a lot of it had to do with the episode of Call Her Daddy that Alex Earle was on.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
And Alex Earl not being happy with some of the questions she was asked and actually had it having requested edits be made of things she didn't want to talk about. And those edits not being honored.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
And then her dad coming on to manage her and her sister bringing like another level of protection, because I do think a lot of the stuff that Alex, what I had heard, this is all alleged and like potentially untrue. What I had heard was that a lot of the stuff that Alex Earl wanted removed from that initial episode of call her daddy had to do with her family. You know, she has a lot of family drama.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Her dad, had a very famous affair with Ashley Dupree, who was Eliot Spitzer, the governor of New York. She was like this madam. And she had this like black book of clients. And it was like this crazy thing. And the biggest one was the mayor of New York, governor, excuse me, right? Eliot Spitzer.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
But it turns out one of the other men in the black book of like the wealthy men of the tri-state area was Alex Earle's dad. They actually ended up getting married. So that's Alex Earle's stepmom by now. Yeah, she has a very interesting family story. But it's like not her story to tell. It's a little traumatic.
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And so I think that Alex and the family were very unhappy with how the Call Her Daddy episode came out. And they had requested some things be taken out. And that wasn't honored. In addition to some of the questions about sex that Alex Ehrlich wasn't comfortable answering. But those were also included against her will. So what I have heard was that it's kind of been bad from the beginning.
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And then there's like a lot of inter-business drama, like behind the scenes, because these two girls for a while shared a publicist. Now the publicist no longer works with Alex Cooper.
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Yeah. Yeah. And so that's definitely suspicious. Like now you're only working with Alex Earl. It begs the question. That she took a side because there was a side to take because there was drama?
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Another reason that like, I know that there's something like bad between them is because you were just saying August, 2023 is when they signed the unwell Alex Earl deal. It is what month is it? February. So that means the contract was probably up August, 2025 was probably a two year deal.
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It's been a year and a half. So that means that like, they really couldn't even work together for the next four or five months just to save face and like end this peacefully, like finish out the terms of your contract. The fact that like they made it a year and a half out of two years, I had heard that the contract was up in the summer. And I think also it makes sense.
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You would sign like a two year, that's how podcast contracts work. I don't know a podcast contract that's really less than a year. And it's usually like one year, two year, three year deals. So you couldn't even like finish out the last couple of months. It's so bad. There's something going on.
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It's your favorite shoe. Oh, when I sing it to myself, and I was singing it all day yesterday, I get really crazy by the end. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. And then also I've added a couple of riffs. Tell me if you guys have also been doing this. I feel like it's the natural progression of the song. We'll start your day off swirly, twirly, girly, shirly, nurly, pearly, nurly.
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It's similar to like TNN dropping Josh Peck. Like your biggest, most recognizable star who's actually doing a good job. Why? Yeah. Unless we have beef with Josh Peck.
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And it's interesting to note that when TikTok was dying, the days leading up to the TikTok ban, Alex Earl launched a YouTube channel. So a separate channel. She has the Hot Mess channel, which has, I think, like... a pretty decent following. It's really hard to grow a YouTube channel no matter how big your other platforms are, you know?
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So in its second season, which just started a couple of months ago, the cover art changed to both girls. But Alex still does some episodes by herself, like with Braxton and like her college friends. So I had thought that it was being rebranded to like the Earl Girls show, which I think it totally should have been. But now it seems like six days ago.
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So 265,000 subscribers on the hot mess YouTube channel, which is really good.
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But Jackie, when you think about it, like her episodes, they do really well, right? Like between 100 and 200,000 views on YouTube per video. That's really good. But if you watch like her vlogs on TikTok, like this girl's used to getting like 5 million views every video.
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Of course not. But all I'm saying is like how much more work is this podcast episode for 200,000 views as opposed to a vlog on your TikTok that you could also do long form on your YouTube that's cheaper to produce and is going to yield better results.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
In the podcasting world. All's that to say that I think the lesson here, and I have felt this way from the beginning, is Alex Earl never should have, like her next big thing in her career should have not been a podcast. It makes no sense. It's definitely an older thing. It's not very Gen Z. It's
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For somebody who got so popular because everybody's obsessed with watching her, like her looks, her fashion, her makeup, her glam, her friends, her parties. Like you really that doesn't translate on a podcast. Podcast is really conversational. And so it was just the wrong thing for her to do. Not that it was wrong to go to Unwell.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
There is a conversation to be had about like forking over a percentage of your ad sales to a network like Unwell. Whereas you could go to any other network and you have a better rev share, but like you give up more money of your ad revenue to be supported by Unwell because you like there's so many benefits to that.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
So you could have the conversation about whether she should have gone to Unwell or not. But I think the conversation is like, I don't think she should have had a podcast ever.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
If I were her, I would not. It is too much work for too little reward. Because look, she has now her own personal YouTube channel that she has promoted. I saw it one time, 120,000 subscribers. So that's half the podcast channel does, but she literally launched it a month ago and has promoted it once. And she's done three videos.
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Like if she just got into the groove of posting about her YouTube channel once a week, doing a vlog, like for life, the parties, Miami, the events, Braxton, Like she would be a huge YouTuber, like the biggest vlogger.
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And it's just, it's a, it's a lower lift, especially given how much she travels, like to travel with four suitcases of equipment, like, all right, to do it one time for like the Super Bowl. Sure. Every time she goes somewhere, she went to Mykonos on this tiny little plane. I kept thinking, where's her podcast equipment? Like it's too much work for a gal on the go.
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It's the toast. I could go on literally the whole alphabet.
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What's in my opinion, the cameras, like cameras, tripods, lights, micro, no, she has like a full blown setup.
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Right, but you could also make a really premium YouTube video with like a Canon G7X, which is the size of a coffee and like traveling Bluetooth microphones. Like seriously something you could keep in a laptop case. You can make really premium content. Yeah. Just saying. Yes. And I think that's more so what people want to see from her and less like conversations.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Although there have been episodes of her podcast that people really loved. The one with her dad, people really liked. Obviously, the ones with Braxton, people really like. So that just like points to people being interested in you. You know, podcasts are conversational. You interview people like you talk about random things. They just like her.
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They want to see her, her life, like kind of reality show vibes.
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Oh. Where was that idea when we were in the studio?
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It's the toast. They sound amazing. Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the toast, day two of having a gargi-pargi Grammy award-winning intro theme song. Hey, Jax, how you doing?
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Yeah, but the thing is, is like becoming a reality star these days does not yield even 5% as much money as being one of the world's biggest TikTokers. And it takes up all your time. Like Alex Earl is making so much money on the things that really take her the least amount of time, which is like short form content on YouTube. I mean, excuse me, on TikTok.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
So for her to then like, you know, do an hour long weekly podcast, like these things, I think reality TV show would be great for her fame wise. It would take up a lot of her time and you don't get paid like that much compared to the money she's making from like brand deal. She's launching a liquor company now.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
like average reality TV amounts. Like that, I think they did that for, to align themselves with Hulu. I think it was a part of a big partnership because they were both on Dancing with the Stars when it streamed on Hulu. And I also think that was like a fame thing because they were very internet.
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And I think that really gave them like a global, like people who, like your grandparents might've heard of it because they saw it on Hulu.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
No. Because the interesting thing about Alex Earl is that she has had incredible success on social media without really doing like drama content. I think a lot of people like thrive off of views from like scandal and drama and friend breakups. Even that thing with Zandra, she like barely spoke about, she referenced it once in a podcast episode. She never even said Zandra.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
It could have been anyone. Like she actually does not do drama. Like she likes to just like live her life and post about it. So it's actually really refreshing. And so I think someone else would like see this as an opportunity to like get views and clicks. I don't think she sees that way. Like she's had success without that. She doesn't need it.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
That's what I think. But again, I'm just talking like out of my ass.
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But if another Alex Earl could be mad, the dropped, the dropped was a knife. Yeah.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
No, the clink is actually inspired. And I just wanted to know, like, where that... You're so the queen of coming in with, like, the best idea at the worst time. I know. You're still mad about bad blood for the era. I am. I'm still mad about when you gave me an idea for the era store outfits by a group of girls that, like, the day before I left for Nashville. So... It's kind of becoming your thing.
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So people immediately like forgot all the history here and were like, Dave is signing Alex Earl. No, he's not. He actually commented. I didn't even call her. It was a joke because when Brianna and Grace broke up and Grace left Barstool, like five minutes later, Alex Cooper posted a video of a screenshot of her phone call with Grace being like, I'm on it. So he was just copying.
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He said, but I didn't talk to her. And Alex Earl would never go to Barstool. It's a unilateral move.
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So that's what I want to talk about because that's sort of one of the unanswered questions from all this. I feel like after the Grace thing, we never got confirmation because sometimes things have happened between Alex Cooper and Dave. And we're like, are these two still friends? And they're always like, yeah, we see each other as business people. We're good.
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But after the Grace thing, I feel like there's actually beef.
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Yeah. And they usually like they usually let us know like we're good. But I feel like they're not.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Right. Right. I do think, though, Unwell needs to replace Alex's star. They have this big new deal with SiriusXM, and I think a part of that deal is hitting these download benchmarks every month that Alex Earl was probably helping with. So they do need another big name there.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Yeah, between like scooping up shows that are already successful and that already exist and then like creating new shows with new talent, which is what they did with Alex Earl. So I'll be very interested to watch this saga. It's fascinating.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Oh, yes. Do you know about it? The Jesus drama.
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So I was just talking about one of the podcasts they acquired was this girl, Avery, who's like a big TikToker. She started a podcast and then Unwell acquired it. And so I guess to promote her new career on Unwell, she went on another Unwell podcast, Harry Jowsey, our favorite. Harry Jowsey, our fave. And they had a convo that people were really unhappy with. First of all, people were just like,
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Avery's thing is that she's like a mom of three. She's married. She just like, she has kind of an ordinary life, but she's made it, you know, extraordinary. And it's like, it's fun. I like it.
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comedic real moms being real you know yeah and funny and so she's having this conversation with harry jowsey and the pushback was twofold the first was that like just the episode was inappropriate like she was just like flirting with harry and she's married being like harry would you fuck me like i uh like don't worry i had three c-sections my pussy's pristine and people really didn't like that like because what are you implying like women who go vaginally don't have pristine pussies like it was it was not good she like pissed off moms which yeah
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
It's not a group you want to piss off. And then she also pissed off the Christian community because she was saying, and I got her point at first. She was making a point of being like, the people who leave the nastiest comments on my social media always have like a Bible verse in there.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
No, and it wasn't what people were offended by. She was basically saying like the hypocrisy of being a troll with a Bible verse in your in your bio isn't lost on me. But then she took it a little far being like, and please, like if Jesus saw you, like he would bend you over and fuck you raw without a condom or something. And it was like, holy shit. No, it like didn't stop here.
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Okay. Yeah. But then I'm saying it. I know. And I just said it and like, don't clip that. I don't believe that. I love my Christian community.
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With no lube, right? That's what they say. And what is poop pirate? Do I even want to know?
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That's just how we do. What song is that? Because when the sun set, baby, on the avenue. What song is that?
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Actually, I don't even have a thought. I don't know what that is. Urban dictionary?
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Okay, it's literally not coming up on urban dictionary.
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Okay, we found it. No, it says a poop pirate is a person who lurks outside restrooms and waits for you to leave so they can rush in and sniff the toilet seat.
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And then she released a video because like it was becoming too big to ignore. And she was like, the whole podcast was scripted. She was actually like a really bad, she didn't clear anything up for me. Got it.
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And to be honest, like that's the sign of a healthy business in this industry. Like if you're not being talked about positively or negatively, like you're nobody. So it's like a tough part of the business, but it is like a sign of life.
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stop they're such like girls i love the way they talk about this also i was on i'm on like the really like truly ill side of social media where people were freaking out about this episode because he wasn't in his studio travis and like people have been speculating for a couple of weeks said him and taylor are on vacation because they haven't been spotted and it's like him recording a podcast it was just like a couch it was like totally a hotel villa or something kind of confirms like they're on vacation like okay so they're on vacation like his work just ended her work just ended
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it's called like when your vacation dates align like it wasn't but like everybody's like they're on vacation it's president's week people have off So I guess this confirmed that for them.
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Hey. Hey. Hey. So yesterday was just like a great day for women in music.
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And I want to say, I know he's one of the greats, but... Michael Jordan like really ruined this excuse for other people because he like famously won the NBA championships with like the flu. And he was like, he had like 105 fever. He's like vomiting and shitting on the sidelines. And he played like the greatest game of his life. And it's like one of these famous sports hero stories.
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And like, so if Michael Jordan can do it, why can't Travis? You know, even though being sick is like such a valid excuse, normalize like not being able to do your best.
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Oh, I love this theory. I love this theory. He totally, the Super Bowl was a super spreader event. Yeah.
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The sun is so good for his, for those types of symptoms. Correct.
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And also vitamin T. Vitamin Lurd. Vitamin Lurd, which is so good for the sinuses.
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You love to see like two grown men who were like from the sports world rub some dirt in it. Talking about like music and emotions. It's beautiful.
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And I just want to say, like, Travis, you could listen to music that's not Taylor's. I feel like he does listen to Travis Taylor's music, but he, like, says, like, oh, yeah, I only listen to Taylor. But, like, what else do you listen to? It's okay to, like, listen to a bunch of different things, not only your girlfriends.
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Well, you're speaking from your own point of privilege. Yes.
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Oh, I think he wasn't speaking in a physical sense. I think it was speaking in a spiritual sense. But yes, if I'm looking for something and the light is on, it's obviously way more helpful.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Yeah, no, Travis is like reading off a quote card from like brainyquotes.com.
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He played real lame. Oh, that's good. One of my favorite fun facts is that the name Claudia is actually a Latin translation of the word lame. Which feels right.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Oh, you don't? No, I'm Googling it. I've always known that to be true. And actually one of Ben's parents' friends just gave me a gift, like the book of a thousand names. It was really sweet. And of course, you know, the first thing you do is like look up your own name and the definition is lame.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
We need it on Spotify so that I can put it on repeat one. Okay. If there was an explicit version, though, how would it go? I think it would go like this. Good morning, bitches. It's the fucking toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your host. It's your favorite fucking show. The best five fucking things you need to fucking know. We'll start your fucking day off swirly. It's the fucking toast.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I told you. And I do feel like lame and enclosure. Like that's me. Like I'm always in some sort of enclosure, whether it's like my bed.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I sent Claudia a funny comment, which is apparently every day she says what's... And some days we move at such crazy pace, I can't believe we're only on the third story and we're already at an hour. Like... Do you know what I mean? Are we at an hour? Yeah, and that's why I'm like, you're dilly-dallying so hard.
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That's so wrong. I need to talk to our parents. Like, that is so wrong. Supplanter. Lame and holder of the universe. What was it? It's Jackson Holder. Like it's so wrong.
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Well, that would be the second day in a row that we only did four stories. And I feel like the show did not suffer.
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Well, because you said it first. Oh, but then... I assumed that you knew something I didn't know.
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Oh, but I wouldn't dream of it. I wouldn't dream of ever correcting you.
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Yeah, no, because they've been together at most award shows. And like last week, I actually was just looking at pictures. Timothy hosted a Cartier event. It was like a poker party. And Kylie, like I just saw, they had a bunch of like film photos developed. And Kylie's like there at Chateau Marmont, like playing poker with Cartier. Okay.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
So yes, they're very much supportive of one another, especially when it comes to award seasons. And Kylie's definitely going through it right now. And her paying for the funeral costs is like... I don't know why people act surprised. She's actually very generous. And this is like no skin off her back. I'm sure she's doing more than that, like setting his family up with stuff. So she's a queen.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
This is such a sad story. And so many more tributes have been rolling in. I actually was just reading a really beautiful one this morning from Shay Mitchell, who has worked with him for many years. And it seemed like he was really...
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
And I did see the GoFundMe and like I wanted to see like what celebrities had donated because you can like look by. Like the most you could sort the donator like the amount the donations by amounts and so many celebrities like donating between like one and five thousand dollars. A bunch of anonymous people in there with like 10K.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
So I don't know who that was, but it seems like this was like a person who who a lot of people worked with, but also really loved.
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I had no idea that like jail time was even on the table for Karen Huger. And I don't know if I necessarily knew that you could go to jail for a DUI. Every time I think of like celebrities with DUIs, like it's like slap on the wrist community service paying a fine. Justin Timberlake.
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And also every state has different laws. But like, I just didn't know that this was even an option.
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Right where you left me. So I need to just add that. I stayed there, just collected round my pinned up hair. What else did they say? There was like one other song that was like so obvious. Yeah. Was it also tailored?
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Yeah, that's what it sounds like. But I'm sure I don't know what the hell that means. Yeah. I'm shocked. I'm also so conflicted. You know how I feel about DUIs. Punish them to the highest extent of the law. It's seriously the dumbest, most dangerous, selfish, disgusting thing you could do. But Karen Huger is my fucking queen. And I know she's better than this. And I know she has a good heart.
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But she did that shit. So I don't know. I'm really confused.
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So this is the third housewife to go to prison. Teresa, Jen Shah. Have there been any others? Like Luann's been arrested, but she didn't go to jail. And Luann was just being drunk and disorderly. Like she was drunk in a hotel and then like slapped a cop, which is terrible, but different than a DUI. So I understand why the, it's just also crazy because like,
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I feel like they're, I just, I almost wish I didn't get this news breaking because I need time to digest it. Like I'm feeling, you know, this is so personal to me. DUIs, but also Karen Huger. It's not very grand dame of her.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
But I guess it not being your first like makes a huge difference.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like it's she's got a rap sheet.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I don't know how to transition. Like, I'm serious. I can't get over this.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I also can't see her in jail. I can't picture it. Teresa, I could picture. Jen Shah, I could picture. Like, these are tough broads. No, Karen is so tough.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Okay, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I just need to like quickly shift my mindset. Caviar Caspia.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Yeah, the Fourth of July party like had so much potential to be a fun afternoon because it just looked pargy. Like she made it really nice and it was destroyed.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Look at that hot dog cart. The hot dog. When it comes to Dorit and Sutton, I'm like so fiercely team Dorit. With the events at the July 4th thing, like Dorit wasn't helping herself. Like for the first time, I didn't find her like 100% like defensible. Like she was being like a shitster, like starting stuff. But she hates Sutton. So like I get that. When you hate someone, like you start stuff.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Yep. But the thing is, I now no longer care about like who was right, who was wrong about like the July 4th stuff because the Caviar-Caspia wallet conversation was so crazy. And somebody I saw on Twitter pulled a tweet. I had forgotten about this moment where at a reunion, this came up just like about her being very like hoity-toity about money. And somebody asked Crystal, like, do you think –
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Sutton Strack like wields her money as a weapon and like uses it to make herself feel secure and Crystal was like no but that's because I have more money than her when she when she was asking if it was directly about her and so it's true where she sees like a lack of money because Dorit's money is very curious right um she sees that as a weakness and so I mean I understand that she's proud of how far she's come in this life but like it's really crazy
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Well, people have wanted Dorit's financial like situation to be brought up. For a couple of years, because there have been big stories that have largely been ignored, like his gambling debts, the tax stuff, the lawyer thing. Yeah, but you know what?
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
You should wear this hat to the party tonight. Oh, Dancing Through Life, original. Oh, the Max and Ruby theme song. Of course. You should wear this hat to the party tonight. Oh, and the AI song. Oh, I'm so glad I'm Travi. I'm so glad my Travi made it to the big game.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Yeah no and this is like one thing the women and they all like even though they all want everybody's drama to be brought to the forefront they never talk about Dorit's money stuff like money is something it's like in Beverly Hills with this particular group of women they don't talk about it like it's day class A it's somewhere they don't go so it really took it immediately separated everyone from Dorit everybody took a step back.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
She talks like a poor person, you know? Like, she's like, when you go to Caviar Casper in Paris, you're usually hoping somebody else picks up the bill. And she is so funny. She's like, and I would eat all the caviar, except it's too expensive. Like, she was acting poor.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
No, it's so true. But she's sort of opened the door now to talk about, oh, we're going low? Okay, let's talk about the fact that you literally have not earned a single dollar that you have. You were born to it and you married it. Like, okay, so why does that make you better than me?
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
What are you thinking of? I feel like you're thinking of something specific.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I don't know what you're referring to, like this big obvious thing.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Yeah, and NeNe was being pushed into a corner. Like, they were doubting her success. She said, I cash Trump checks. I am rich, bitch. First of all, don't even compare yourself to the great NeNe Leakes. Like, you could never.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
So today's show is like so popping off for so many reasons. One, I'm feeling really good about the state of my bowels. I don't want to jinx it, but like I hated having to run off yesterday's episode. I hate when my body and my brain aren't in sync. Like it's not the time for a poo. It's Dear Toasters. Sorry to the DTQ, the Dear Toasters community that we didn't get that extra Dear Toasters.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Right, right. She was just defending herself. Yeah.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
And I said, did you just make that up or did somebody say that? You're like, no, Sutton said it in her confessional. I was like, oh, I totally missed that.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
And there's not. No, I know. There's not. But now we can say whatever we want.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
By the way, Faye Resnick was looking very pargy.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
And Kathy's now made an appearance in two episodes back to back after being gone for most of the season and she's giving us nothing.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I want to say something. I want to say something about Bose, who I have loved, and I still do. But, like, from the moment I met her, I haven't had a negative thing to say about her. And now, after a couple of weeks, I have a negative thing to say. Being a first-season housewife and coming on with a story, like, I want to get pregnant, even though, like, we know you're not.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Like, it's just a storyline. It's really unacceptable behavior. Like, it's unacceptable behavior. It's such a trope, you know? Like, remember when that one season Melissa Gorga was like, I'm going to get pregnant. And we're like, no, you're not. Like, it's really, it's bottom of the barrel. When you're not going to do it, it's bottom of the barrel. I can't stand it.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
And also thank you for reminding me. The most dreadful 10 minutes of my life was that scene with Kyle and her life coach. Like how that passed. Got a snack. Went to the bathroom.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I am filing a class action lawsuit to Bravo. If you'd like to join, send me a message. It was positively dreadful. Although she did say one thing. I fed my starter. Right. She did say one thing that made me like feel for her.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
They got fed. But I owe you one. I owe you one. I own that. So that's exciting. Two, it's Wednesday, which just means it's hump day. Vibes are aplenty. And we have the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recap, which we did miss last week because of Love is Blind.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Cause I feel like when we talk about divorce, we always talk about how like, you know, the woman gets the house and she should, but Kyle was like, I almost wish I didn't because he gets to go have this fun new life in a new apartment. And I'm left here in this house that everybody used to be at.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
And because it's also timing up with like all of her kids being out of the house, she's like so aware of everything she's lost while all he sees is this new, exciting life. I was like, that actually does suck. Even though you would think like you should get the house. The house kind of was like,
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I mean, I'm sorry. The idea that her and this man would have a baby together and they're like doing ultrasounds in her living room when they haven't even exchanged I love you's. Please stop wasting my time.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Get an ultrasound in your living room. And I just want to say, I love her. And I haven't said a bad word about her. And I won't again because the way she, like, blindly stands up for Dorit. Like, that's the kind of support Dorit needs right now. She is etched in my book.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Then why not Dorit and Bose? Right. They just don't like it. Yeah, they don't because Bose is a formidable opponent.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Yeah. Tomorrow we have Summer House. And I've been seeing whispers online that some of the Spritz drama starts tonight. If that's true, I can't wait.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I can't frigging wait not to make everything about us, but you're going to want to tune into tomorrow's Summer House Recap. Don't forget to use code Craig20 at Spritz Society.com.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Paul. So by Monday, when they release, I think, like two new episodes on this Friday, keep going. And then we should all be caught up on Monday.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I also watched the last two Rehob. So we have Beverly Hills recap and then we have major news in the podcasting space and I feel like we were just talking about this on the toast and I'm so glad we did because now our listeners have like a lot of context and we kind of clued them into like an underground story before it launched.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Somebody call 911, short of fire burning on the dance floor. So the big Alex Earl podcast drama is going to be a story today. And I just want to let you guys know, like for my own curiosity, because this is news that like I find so interesting, but also I know that like people want to know, I was like making calls yesterday, like really trying to find out what happened.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
industry people like I was really trying to get the tea and let me say like there's limited tea there so a lot of the stuff that you're seeing on social media like from just random people don't believe because I feel like I have good insight and I'll tell you everything I found out but like these are two people who are extraordinarily private yes but also at this point I can't remember what I know from like social media from like you know public channels and what I know from private channels which is good for everyone because I'm
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Everybody feels the way about it that we do. No, let me tell you how relieved I was. I don't know why, but I was just like, we're going to launch a song and everybody's going to hate it. I feel like we've kind of been in a hater era recently with the frames and people like, I just feel like every time we do something, they're like, I can feel like it was not, should have been this way.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
But I would be cautious about it because I saw so much stuff on TikTok.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Is that our lead story? Did anything else happen yesterday?
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Oh, and so we also need to talk about how we're going to talk about these two without getting confused. And I think we just go Earl Cooper. Like we have to use last names. Can I go Licks Lex? Like, no, because we actually need to be like, like clear.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Alex. No, we get it. Like, but it's a little too.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
And hold on. I just have to send an important text message. I'm on a fact finding mission about this particular story.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I can't say that either. But wait, I had one more thing I wanted to say. I am in the chat. Lex licks, Lex licks. And the other thing I wanted to say, I can't remember. It'll come back to me. My brain has been really bad recently. It's one of my least favorite things about pregnancy. Not that I have any favorites. Not that I have any favorites.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Yeah, I actually do remember that. I'm not that dumb.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Yeah, I know. I remember. And then I also, I had the most amazing night last night. One, because I saw Shannon Ford's comedy show and it was fabulous. But two, the place where she held her comedy show, like served food, and I got a cookie in a skillet. Yummo. Yeah. And it was so... And the thing is, I just looked at the menu and I saw like cookie skillet. I didn't see what type of ice cream.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I just said, like, yeah, I'll have that. And it was dark in there because it was a comedy club.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I know. And now I hate it because I can't even tell you.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
what I ate I know it was a chocolate chip cookie you can't replicate it at home but there was something different in the ice cream I feel like it was cookies and cream ice cream with like bits of oreo it was at city winery let's look up the city winery menu you guys and let me tell you not to sound like so fat it was so small like it was so small and Margo and Ben like kept taking bites and I'm like can you scram the fuck out of here it was so good a cookie I've never actually had a bad cookie in a skillet obviously some are better than others but
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
And I was like, I can't wait for them to say they didn't like the one we chose or that the production was bad. And I didn't even see one negative comment. I cannot believe how much people loved it so much.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
BJ's Brewhouse has an amazing cookie in a skillet. I feel like it's such a classic chain restaurant dessert menu item.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Yeah. Do you own any of the skillets that like you bake a cookie in?
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
It would be the size of, I'm not going to put it in my big Dutch oven. No, they do make ones in restaurants that are like obviously meant to share. So it's like the size of a small pie.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I think you need to get on that for the next time I visit.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
And it's a small dessert menu. And the others looked so good, too. But I saw skillet.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I didn't know they had multiple menus. Okay, I go.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
There wasn't. Oh my God. No way. But there wasn't ganache. That's not what I ate. There was like Oreo in it. Port ganache. Chunks of.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Maybe there was pork ganache, but there was other stuff in there too.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
You guys, it was so good. Like... It made my whole night. It was such a fabulous night. So good to see Shannon, like not her being, and by the way, it was like the show started at 7.50. So eight o'clock, like I'm deteriorating in the chair, like breaking down. Ben is rubbing my back. I had to order a cookie skillet and a Diet Coke. Like I'm breaking down.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Shannon's over here, like still in the throes of, she's out of her first trimester, but she's like still like nauseous and really at the thick of it. Doing a show in heels and a Miu Miu t-shirt. Like I actually wanted to kill her. I'm like up in the balcony, almost, I have to call an ambulance. Like I seriously, Taylor Stricker was like, Are you okay? And I was like, no. She's like, what's wrong?
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I'm like, I can't even explain it. Like, I'm just not okay. It was just late for me. And Shannon's up there like looking like a model. You would never know she's pregnant. Leather pants, stilettos, a hair and a slick back pony, really setting an unrealistic standard for women.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
No, I actually, like, I don't aspire to that. Like, I'm so tired. I could, like, even my aspirations are exhausted, you know? Yeah, yeah. So she was great. She's going on like a 25 city tour and it's presented by Spritz. So there was Spritz everywhere. It's a real TNN synergized event. And I highly recommend attending. It was also just like fabulous swirlies around, you know?
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
And I'm just like so excited for today's show. I can't explain it. Like, you know, when you're feeling, you know, when you're feeling like,
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I like that he didn't wipe off the blood until he came to the house. Like, so you can see like the real depth. Yeah. Like he's driving with like blood going into his eyeball, but he just wants you to see. Yeah. How hard I played. Now, was it like a contentious? Was it an accident? He started a fight?
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Well, I'm so glad that people loved the song as much. Of course it was a she. You're telling me.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Well, we're wishing him a speedy recovery. Like truly.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I was like oh I actually thought about how you're doing But he wasn't in the room when I saw it That's even more like impactful Yeah no I was like doing my makeup and I'm like My husband You're like offering to cover up his big bruise Does he have like a black eye How do things look in the light of day Just like a scar in his eyebrow Not bad Oh that's like so badass An eyebrow scar I feel like all the bad boys have like a little bald spot in their eyebrow From that time they got hit at basketball From a scar
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Who am I thinking of? Charlie Puth has that. Miles Teller? Yeah. Because he was like in an accident growing up. It's a very chic, edgy, bold look. Like your boys will look up and be like, wow, my dad's a fucking badass. He goes hard in the paint. In the paint. I'll have to tell him that. In his Jewish intramural local league. I'll tell him that. Is it a Jewish league or just a league of Jews?
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Morality. And she was constantly saving her community.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
And Andy, like say what you want about him. He is kind of a once in a generation kind of brain. Like you can't be everything. Nobody can do like the best reunions, the best watch drop inside, the best Bravo con. You can't really, it's, he created Bravo. That's why he can do all those things. But an average person couldn't.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
he is a curmudgeon. But the thing is, is that Watch What Happens Live is like not live anymore. I think once a week it's actually live. So the tapings are all like that day or that afternoon. And they're all like according to Andy's schedule. So it's very accommodating for him. I don't know why he does Radio Andy. So he has this very busy schedule.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
And I think all these different parts of his life, they accommodate him and his kind of crazy timeline. And so I don't know that the mood is an excuse anymore. Like,
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
we've accommodated no and the moon's like not an excuse no at like midnight you're doing a show every 30 minutes now you have kids at home like I understand maybe some nights you're gonna be in a bad mood yeah but now it's like it's noon I don't know like the past couple of times people have invited me to come to watch Robbins live with them it's like literally 12 o'clock yeah I'm like okay so it's watch what happens I actually feel like it might be harder to get into the energy then yes that's true because it's not like nighttime cocktail actually no it was live last night they were doing polls
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, so when they do polls, you know that it's live.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
There you go. Well, we'll get into the TV recap at the end of the show. How are the stories?
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Interesting and varied. I forgot the most important podcast equipment, my fan. Just give me two seconds. I was charging it.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I'm back oh my god this little fan from Amazon is the best thing that's ever happened to me and the most important part of my day the most important part of your day is that what you said mm-hmm okay well I'm happy for you no there's like I'm sitting in this state-of-the-art podcast studio with the finest equipment money can buy and the only thing that's truly irreplaceable is this fan from Amazon that's beautiful
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Why not Kim? She's snatched to the gods. She was always wearing a crop top.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Ron would have died on the cross for Kim for sure.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Which is a new podcast. We didn't welcome Amy to the space yet.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
She seems like a no-brainer. She has real personality. She's funny. She has a lot of famous. She has real fans. And she doesn't do a lot. So when she does, people pay attention. And she has a lot of famous friends. Tina Fey being one of her first guests. And the other one was she launched two episodes with the trailer, which I like also. I hate when people announce a podcast and then wait a month.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Do you think Ron was at all inspired by Ron Weasley? Now that I'm thinking about it, like redheaded best friend sidekick?
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, right. Keeping up with sports. She announced the podcast and then released two premium episodes with Tina Fey and Martin Short.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
So to me, like she was talking about the Kardashians, right?
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Okay, and people were like gagging over this clip. Like, yes, relatable Tina, like not greedy. I personally found it to be like such hater energy because I don't have a problem with celebrities who starts brands because actually the thing I like about it is that you can be the most famous, beautiful woman in the world and JLo beauty flops. Like it's kind of, the great equalizer.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
And some people who are like not even huge celebrities have huge companies, Olivia Munn being an investor in Poppy. I actually like it. And I felt like the clip was so hatery. And like, while Tina Fey doesn't do that, she doesn't not step out of what she got famous for, which was comedy.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
acting she writes she produces she did broadway she's the face of a capital one credit card like she does other things now they're all with and she she sees it more as well yeah we're working like amy and her podcast is working so like when they do it it's okay as opposed to just like licensing and putting your name on something i would say like if she's writing producing like that's all in the same bucket of like her creative whatever the capital one commercials are interesting if we're not just she wrote a book if we're not just here for a money grab
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
She wrote a book. I'm saying she's done things and they're all connected. But Jessica, Jennifer Garner is a mom. So that's connected. Like you can connect to anything.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Well, we have a great show today. It's hump day. It's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills day. I'm feeling, you know, I'm feeling different and new.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
And it felt like, not to sound just like Taylor Swift, but it sounded like all the people she was referencing and referring to are mostly women, right? Because this is kind of a girly thing to do.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Okay, okay, fair, fair, fair. Because you know Taylor Swift did say about Tina and Amy, there's a special place in hell for women who don't support other women. She was talking about Tina and Amy. I don't know, people were gagging over the clip. First of all, I didn't think it was that like a revolutionary, like why did this clip go viral?
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
It wasn't like a hot take or a good call.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I don't think so either. Like, Gen Z is all Luigi'd. I think it's multi-generational to, like, diversify your revenue streams. Like, to have multiple incomes, that's just, like, good business. And I think, like, any actress would, or any, like, any of the people that she's talking about, like, yeah, they want to make money.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
But it's also that, like, as a woman, you have a certain amount of time to, like, book certain roles. So to set yourself up nicely, like, Jennifer Garner does not have to work anymore in acting. if she does not want to. And if she can't, she's not probably getting offered roles like she used to when she was 25.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Cause I got my, and I don't know how to, how do you pronounce this word? P E R I N E A L. Perineal.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
So to have a successful company that you can work on and provide for your family, like that's great. I felt like this was so hatery and everybody like slurping it up. Like, yes, Tina, give me more. Like, I didn't think it was super funny or a creative call or even like a hot take. It was just like,
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
And to be clear, there are celebrities who like slap their names on like pre-existing brands that they clearly have no interest in. But you know what? The market really like makes or breaks you. So the successful ones, like when you think of the biggest like road beauty, like that's- Fenty Beauty. She shouldn't have done it. Right. Like, and yes, she was a singer and now she does makeup.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Like, so who gives a fuck? Rare Beauty, another billion dollar company. And that's a real slap on Rare Beauty. Oh, you think Selena's like not super invested? You think she like put her name on it?
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Right, no, when I think of, like, when I think of... Selena Gomez, like, before Rare Beauty. Like, I didn't think makeup. But, like, with Rihanna, she was always going viral for her looks. For Hailey Bieber, she's always going viral for her skin and, like, her glow. And she coined the glazed donut term in her Vogue thing. So, yeah, like, makeup was kind of, like, a random thing.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
But they've done a good job of, like, making the brand very Selena-coded.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah. But sometimes like just being famous.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I'm going to say it's not enough. It's not enough. So just because that's the most famous, literally the most famous person in the world. It's not even about your level of celebrity. It's just about how it's done. And some people do it right. And some people just slap it on. And so, you know, like to Tina's point, like, yeah, it's annoying, but you know what? It's not successful.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah. Well, I thought you would know. Cause you're very into like women's health.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
No, she did, like, a video series where they, like, make you watch, like, old stuff you've been in, and she just talked about how it was, like, the most amazing experience.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
It's crazy how three of the castmates are dead, but she met her husband.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
There were a couple of like paparazzi pictures of these two going viral. They're dressed like from the 20s. They they totally like took this block in New York City and made it look like I don't know what time period it's supposed to be from. But like from 50 years ago, it was really cool. And then Gwyneth and Marty and Marty, what's his name? Timmy are making out.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
And these pictures went so viral and interesting to know that that's what the movie's about.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I think what you just said was right.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, because your perineum, perineum, is like the area that you tear in when you give birth. And so it's very common to do perineal massages to help stretch, relax the muscles. You know, you start in the third trimester. And so part of my physical therapy journey yesterday was the first session where I got one of those massages. Now, I've heard of people doing them at home.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
She's so funny. And she's so real for this. I think she definitely like represents a time in Hollywood where like this wasn't a thing. It's an intimacy coordinator. It's very like new age, woke type of thing. And I think that they're good, especially for like young starters in Hollywood. What Gwyneth is saying is like, not me, bitch. Like I've been around the block a hundred times. Like I'm good.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yes, especially because she's so much more seasoned and older than him that like what power dynamic is at play, right? Like he's this young hot heart throb. She's this like seasoned veteran Hollywood actress. Like, They're very professional. Certain movies need an intimacy coordinator and this is not one of them.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
It is. And I don't know why at first I found it shocking that she had never been on a set with one. But then also when I think of her breadth of work, she doesn't do a lot of sexy. I don't think we've ever seen her naked. She doesn't do nudity, right?
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Right. So it's just funny. She looked insanely gorgeous. Like when Gwyneth speaks, like you listen. She doesn't do a lot of press. You know, she does always make news because like everything she does is very interesting to people. But she doesn't like talk for the sake of talking. So when she is talking, like you better listen because she's going to say something funny or interesting.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
But it's kind of like what we just said about Tina and Amy. Like, try it, and the market will determine whether it's... Yeah, and, like, there's space for everyone.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
That must be so annoying. That's why she doesn't do any press because like everything conscious uncoupling.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
So not what she said. So not what she said. Well, I remember when she was on the episode of Kardashians and she was asked about Poosh. It was very similar sentiment to what you just said. Like she really doesn't see. And it's easy to not see people as a threat when you were the first to do it. You're the biggest to do it. You're a billion dollar company.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Like nobody has actually started a celebrity wellness brand that has made an impact or a dent in Goop's, you know, bottom line. So yeah, sure, Megan, like come.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah. So she's definitely I think. And when I met her for the first time, that was my takeaway, too. She's one of the most misunderstood people.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
And so when everything you say gets taken out of context, I wouldn't be sitting down to do interviews either.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Your partner can help you. It's like really not a big deal. But I, you know, I whipped out the big guns and she gave me one. And then she like... She gave me that graphics to show Ben so that, you know, we can do them at home twice a week. And it was definitely a part of the physical therapy journey I was worried about. I can't lie.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
And it's so unfortunate. She has such a fabulous personality. People don't really know that about her because they see her as like vagina candles. You know, she's a billionaire. She's a nepo baby. She's maybe like a little unattainable on the surface. But every time she sits down for an interview and she's like, Kiki, she's so funny and real. And it's sad that people don't see that side of her.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, it's Back to the Future. I'm so confused. Okay, because it doesn't sound like the premise that you had read earlier, which sounded fabulous.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I had a similar thought, and I completely agree. Kind of what Kylie had to do with that girl from... Monica Barbara. Yeah, who played the singer in the movie. You know what I'm talking about.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I am looking forward to the table at the Golden Globes. Gwyneth, Brad, Kylie, and Timothy. And then maybe Brad and his next project, like a Ryan Murphy that needs Kylie. Kind of how Kim has Ryan Murphy.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
What? Oh my God. And not, well, you know, then that movie was running like a well-oiled machine because Fran Drescher is the president of SAG-AFTRA. What?
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Oh my, this movie sounds amazing. Oh my God, this movie sounds amazing. Yeah, it does. But you just know Fran Drescher heard Gwyneth's statements about an intimacy coordinator and died. Because this is Fran's livelihood. She's the president of SAG.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Fran seems very understanding of everybody's needs.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Right, checked a box. Like SAG doesn't want to get sued.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Oh, you know they had that set running like a well-oiled machine. Sandra Bernhard.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
No, the title I already had. Wait, shit, it was at the beginning. Something about much scurrying.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast, and happy hump day! Don't forget to tell me someone you love, and speaking of somebody I love, who is dressed like Kim Possible. You literally look like so Possible today. Hey, Jax, how you doing?
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Oh my God, I've been like waiting to talk about it.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
And I think the word massage is not right because a massage implies like there's going to be enjoyment.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Well, no, it's canceled. And now like Amy, not Amy, Mindy is like shopping it around. But I thought it was such a big deal. One, because I was just talking about it. And two, like there was a time where that was seriously, like the first season of that show is the best television ever made. The second season was fine. The third was really bad.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I feel like Mindy Kaling has never made anything that's gotten canceled. Like everything, she's never made anything that hasn't succeeded. Yeah.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Well, that's true. But they're shopping it around. People being like, Hulu, pick it up. No, like I agree the show is bad. Like it should be canceled. It's just really crazy because you're not used to something.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
No, and with all the streaming services, it's not like there's limited amounts of slots. Like cable things used to get canceled because there was X amount of shows and X amount of slots. You can have a million pieces of shit. Like nothing gets canceled anymore.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
But they are shopping it around. Like they want the show to continue.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
No, it's not a finger banging at all. It's on the outside of the vagina. It's not at all a finger banging, but it's also not a massage.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
And like Mindy Kaling did like a post like Blackheart so sad. Like it wasn't their choice.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, right, right. I guess the difference between HBO and, like, the rest of the streamers is that HBO also, Max, excuse me, puts their shows also on their cable network. So, like, there isn't unlimited, because they also canceled Somebody Somewhere, one of my favorite shows. So... They're not unlimited inventory like Netflix and Hulu. They still have to abide by the old TV guide.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
But I was so surprised. Not because the show was good, but because what gets canceled these days?
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Especially Mindy Kaling. She's got that Midas touch.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Which, by the way, did pick up cameras. They have started filming.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, I was just shocked. And then I know Renee Rapp is like so glad.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
But the thing is, is that and like she probably thinks like, look, the show failed without me. And it really had nothing to do with you, even though she was my favorite character and it would have been better with her. That's not why the show was bad this season.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
But you probably think she made the right choice by leaving because it was a sinking ship anyway. But I don't feel like her music career really took off.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
she might've just had a little bit more money from doing the last couple of episodes.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah. Okay. Well, I guess it was, I thought it was a story.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
OK, because like when you're mad, like you can't control your your dialect.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Now, I feel like what they think they're doing, or maybe she, what she thinks she's doing is like, ha-ha, bickering old married couple. Because that is like a shtick, right? And it's funny. But what she doesn't realize is like, she's so far beyond that shtick. There is... something to be said about how you speak to your partner in front of other people, let alone the world and like a camera.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
And I'm sorry, I thought this was disgusting. As somebody who's always yelling at her husband, like I would never.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Because thoughtless little pig, right. He got this. It is nice to see like somebody give it to him the way he's given it to everyone else for years. But if I'm speaking about like a marriage, like whoever it is, like this is like wholly unacceptable way of speaking.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, I guess like the shocking part of all this is like kind of how the mighty have fallen. Like not only is he doing a TLC show with his wife, he's on a red carpet getting yelled at in front of everybody. It's like this was once a great actor, you know? It's so crazy. It's so crazy. Maybe that's like my feeling about it because – He's had many different eras of his life, obviously.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
He's going through a bad one right now. But he is and was a highly respected great actor from a big old Hollywood family, the Baldwins. And it's like, how did we get here? I don't know. It's so crazy.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah. No, this is not like, oh, headed for divorce. Because if you, I mean, some people are headed for divorce and the last thing they do is a reality show on their way out. But I don't think that that's what's going on between these two.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah. So this is definitely just how they talk to one another.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I also think she's maybe getting a little high off her own supply. Yeah. You know, she's becoming a big star now.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
No. And like of the two of them right now, I think she has a little bit more like buzz star quality than him. Not, you know, if you look at their entire careers, but like she's kind of the moment right now when he's taking a backseat. And I think she's kind of like living for it as somebody who was the unknown in the relationship. She married a famous person. Now she herself is famous.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Of course. No, what I'm preparing to do is more so for, like, after birth because, you know, and I only, like, recently found this out, and I want to shout out to Ashley Darby because I feel like when she was talking about her journey on The Real Housewives of Potomac, she, like, ripped her whole vagina. So you can, so basically, and Ben was making me crack up.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
correct i can only imagine what their dinner table looks and sounds like yeah well you could watch on oh right see and i just want to say the reviews are in for the show and they are rave right that's what i'm saying it's trending positively for them i will not be a part of this propaganda machine like you will not get me yeah but i'm just letting you know like people say it's a great show yeah and you know the cream rises right
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
My favorite thing when somebody gets a star on the Walk of Fame is like seeing what other celebrities they decide to like have income, like support and speak on their behalf. So who was with Gal?
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Oh, right, right, right. And that's like a blind spot in culture for me. Like the Vin Diesel movies.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
But that's so Gal. Like she only does like billion dollar franchises, you know?
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I was going to say, what the hell was she with Jon Hamm?
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
No, I know she's like, yeah, right. And was her director there, her girly, Patti?
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
But I wouldn't be able to pick Patti out of a lineup.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Vin Diesel. Yeah, I also think like supporting publicly Gal Gadot right now is like a brave thing to do, which is so fucking crazy. So not me standing the fuck out of Vin Diesel. Sign me up. I'm starting Fast and Furious from the beginning. Watching Pacifier on repeat. Well, let me say this. I'm glad you brought that up. Every couple of years, I need to rewatch Pacifier. I just did.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
It so holds up. I know he's known for The Fast and the Furious. It is one of the best movies, and it's stacked cast-wise. Lauren Graham, the principal. It is the most brilliant movie.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, the Tooth Fairy. With Dwayne The Rock, which is literally the same. Oh, Brittany Snow. Brittany Snow is the daughter.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah. So your perineum is the strip of skin that is like between the bottom of your vagina and the top of your butthole. Like it's like what in a man we call the gooch. And so Ben was calling it a gooch the whole time and I was cracking up.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, it's Lauren Graham. Yeah, it's so good.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Now, if you had a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, like, who are you asking? Who's the lineup of people to sit in the front row, to make speeches?
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Oh, of course. I'm, like, introducing you, but that's obvious.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Kind of speaks to like, you know, your roots.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Oh, she would do an acoustic performance of my Judy Brown.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, right, the nobodies. They would get an invitation to it, but like all the way in the back.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Oh, well, obviously you would introduce me, of course. But I would really tap into, like, I would definitely ask Gwyneth to come.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Right. No, I actually think she would come. Yeah. In terms of a musical performer, I would definitely see if Luke is available. Like, I just asked Nico, like, hey, can Luke come?
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
in terms of like other celebs like to speak and just sort of be in the front row who comes to mind who's like a close personal friend of course kyle use check has to be there of course um when you have so many celebrity friends it's like hard to whittle it down i don't want to offend anyone you know yeah it's so hard and i don't want to like overdo it and be like what is she trying to prove you know so maybe maybe that's enough
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Gwyneth, Luke Holmes, and I. Yeah, and you.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, but he'd still sit in the front row.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
No, no, no. I need to use his celebrity. I need him to be right in the front row.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Or if he could work or he could sit in the front row.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, me, Gary, Luke, and the crew. Yeah.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Oh, shit, wait, hold on. No, I'm not ready.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Sorry, I, like, totally lost my balance.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
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The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
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The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
It's also known as the ABC, the ass ball connector. So for women, it's the vagina tissue connector. And that's where you rip, you tear, if you tear in childbirth. Now, if the lucky women, you know, you only tear a little bit. Like you were telling me, you tear a little bit.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
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The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
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The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Wait. Pearl Harbor Jamie King? Is she in Pearl Harbor? Heart of Dixie Jamie King?
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Taylor Swift's best friend Jamie King?
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Correct. It can go all the way. That's happened to Ashley Darby.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Oh my God, I had no idea about any of this.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Some people tear all the way that you don't even have a tissue and a vagina. You just have one big thing. Then they sew it up and recovery is very hard. So these perineal massages are just meant to get the muscles down there ready, stretch. And you're basically just applying pressure to the perineum. It wasn't a massage in the way that, you know, a typical massage would go.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yes, the fact that she was in Pearl Harbor and Heart of Dixie, to me those happened in two different universes.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I don't know. I feel like Pearl Harbor was like her big break. It was a lot of people's big breaks, right?
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, recognizable face. Oh, White Chicks, yeah. She's a very recognizable face, and then her friendship with Taylor Swift, I feel like, really brought her into the 21st century.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Wait, this is the craziest story. Honestly, like, thank God the dad is, like, you know, There's one parent who's like eager to take and take on all the custody because sometimes that's not the case. But oh, my God, I never would have expected any of this. And then the stuff you said about like when she was pregnant, like I'm sick.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Right. And I feel like it takes a lot for a mom to lose. Like courts tend to favor the moms more.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
But like if the threat of losing your children just to do like a six month course wasn't enough, I don't feel like, you know, better because that's rock bottom.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I don't feel like better days are near for her.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
What a crazy fucking story. And it's so, not to like make everything about Taylor Swift, but Taylor's like kind of, you know, she's known for being like a clean celeb. Like she doesn't like party hard. And I feel like everybody around her pretty much reflects that. It's like, you know, there's not a lot of like partying and drugs around Taylor Swift.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, but that's different. I feel like Sophie Turner likes to have a good time the same way Taylor does. They have like a lot of mojitos.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, yeah. And like a vape is crazy.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, there's like circles of Hollywood that are very, I mean like Charlie XCX. That's why her and Taylor aren't friends. They're opposites. Right. Like Taylor's idea of partying hard is having too much wine and like maybe throwing up in the toilet, you know?
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
In her house, right. Yeah, I understand. So I'm just not used to this type of like stereotypical Hollywood behavior being in Taylor's orbit because she's very clean. Like her parents are her best friends and when she's partying, she's literally partying with her mom.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Right, like drunk and accidentally starting a fire because there was a candle lit. Yeah. So, I mean, and they also, they haven't been spotted together in a while. I wouldn't say this is like one of Taylor's best, best, best friends.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Right. That's closeness. Here, this will be, has Jamie King been to an Eris tour show?
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
And it wasn't a finger banging because there was no inside work. It was just on the outside. Yeah.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
That's like a good way to know if they're recently, because everyone who's like a current friend of Taylor, of all different levels- The only thing coming up is the fucking this. Yes. Jamie King sported a sparkly pink cowboy hat. Yes, she went.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
No, no, of course not. But I wonder. This is just in Congress with Taylor's vibe.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Well, those were the Fast Five stories. You definitely needed to know that last one. They ended on a low. Yeah, they did. And let's dive into the TV recap.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I would like to know since- That's what we call it in PT, inner work.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
It was a great episode. I love a trip. And I feel like so many... We're kind of at a standstill a little bit with certain fights in the group because there are these alliances. And I feel like last night was the first time you ever started to see a little bit of a crack, especially in the Garcelle and Sutton one. At the end of the episode where...
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
everybody was coming at Sutton and then Garcelle just decided to take a backseat and for the first time ever not be her mouthpiece I found that to be shocking she really like hung her out to dry and she was like well that's what she did to me the night before yeah and I'm sorry say what you want about Garcelle and I have my issues with her like her being a dog with a bone with the Morgan Wade thing like I'm so on her side with like it's infuriating everybody's sitting around being like Mo is on a date
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
It's so weird. Like the way everybody's like revisionist history. So every time Garcelle brings it up, I think some people roll their eyes. They're like, Garcelle, let it go.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Correct. And I actually had a lot of respect for Garcelle for like being mad at Sutton. Like that's her girl. And she's like always ride or die. And we've never seen them have an, have an argument, but like, she's not wrong for being annoyed. And so like, all right, you, you didn't back me up tit for tat. I won't back you up. And Sutton really couldn't handle it.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Because Erica really hasn't gotten involved in a direct way. She's been like, you know, shady to Sutton towards the other girls and then in her confessionals. But this was the first time she like said what she thought. It was clear that like, not that it was rehearsed, but she really thought about what she wanted to say to Sutton because it was an evisceration.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I thought like that little monologue she gave about how she likes to tear down women in this group who are going through hard times. And then literally the only thing Sutton could say to rebuke that was like, you say I'm Tear down all women? Nobody fucking said that.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
She loves to get lost in the world. She loves to get lost in grammar. She becomes obsessed with a word. It's so annoying. I like how Erica was like, I didn't say that. Don't be ridiculous. Let's not even go there. It was such a bad response. And it's true. Sutton is always starting stuff and then running away crying. It's such an annoying...
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah. Or don't be that person. That's fine.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Like say what you want about Lisa Rinna.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Crying. And that's kind of why she was so good at her job.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
So that's where like I under, like another dynamic that was like kind of tested was the Bose and Dorit of it all. This was the first time where Bose was like, kind of pushing back on Dorit in a very kind and friendly way, but just being like, look, she's apologizing. Like you have to accept it or you should accept it. And I understand her thinking that she's new to this group.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
She doesn't understand the history. And I understand Dorit being like, I mean, you're kidding. This is what you do. You make a genuine apology. And the next day you do the exact same thing, but you go even lower. So I understood Bose's inclination to be like, look, she's trying to put it to bed. Like, let's put it to bed.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
But then I understand Dorit being like, I mean, how many times, how many times are we going to fool me once? We're going to go on the same hamster wheel. It's a waste of time. Yeah.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Bose was trying to be productive, right?
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Kathy was making me laugh so hard when she like sat down and was like asking everybody to get her stuff. And Kyle was like, she doesn't care who you are. Like she needs something. You have to get it for her. And she's like bossing Jennifer Tilly around with a salad dressing. I was laughing so hard. Kathy was actually making me laugh a lot, even though she was in the episode for three seconds.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Jackie's just like kind of it's so not granola of you to like doubt my I'm doing my very granola like my stretches, my breathing exercises. I would think that you would like it.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
She's like these boat rides. They're not good. It's not working. And it was a bad boat ride. Like the boat was small. The wind, everybody's hats. There was no indoor like table for everybody to sit at. It was a tiny little boat. The weather looked weird. It didn't look like a good boat day.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I know, and, like, Erica clearly, like, her hair was made for the hat. Like, she couldn't take off her hat. Sutton took off her hat. She just had, like, a blowout. But Erica had, like, an updo, like, in the hat, and so she couldn't take it off. And just watching her, like, try to talk with the hat and the wind, it was really annoying.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
It's a slippery slope. Your complexion and your hair. And my little naked mole-wrap broody.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
She was being so—these bitches. Like, she's so lame.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
And it's like it's like we did that when we were 12, you know, like you're so grown.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, well, Sutton finds herself in a similar predicament as Erica. Like Erica also kind of refuses to get involved in the Kyle stuff. And she's happy to defend Dorit when it comes to Dorit versus Sutton. But she wasn't happy or even remotely interested in defending Dorit when it came to Dorit versus Kyle.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
So that's like one of my only gripes with Erica. She looked, the girls looked amazing. I actually loved all their outfits. Erica looked sick. Yeah, she looks amazing. She does. I actually love Sutton's outfit too on the boat.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Oh my God. Garcelle showing up in the same dress as Kyle after calling Kyle's outfit hideous, like her wardrobe hideous, was so funny.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
That's. And Jennifer Tilly just stays like making me laugh. She's really growing on me, even though like her obviously fatal flaw is that she's Sutton's friend. So when it comes to the drama, her input is like always bad, but she doesn't give it a lot.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Well, I'm not like putting things up my vagina. I'm just like, you know, putting pressure on the outside of it.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
No, I love, and they serve different purposes on the show. Jennifer Tilly's kind of taking on like a Kathy Hilton type of role. Yeah. Showing up, showing us the opulence, being funny, connected to the group, but not connected to the drama in any real meaningful way. Whereas Bose was brought in, she's a player. Yeah. She's a formidable opponent.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Right, but Jennifer Tilly is not in the Diamond theme song.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
She adds color to the show, and every time she tells us something about her jewelry or her altamora, I live for it.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Thank you. Excuse me. Yes. Yeah. Big difference.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Tonight is Summer House, which we will watch and recap tomorrow. And that's our show.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I am the muchker queen. Now muchker is a Yiddish word for like fussing with.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
So like the joke is that like I'm always muchkering with the kids and that's why they hate me because I'm always like giving them hugs and kisses and they just want to like run free. When you muchker with something too much, it's like, oh, your makeup looks good, but you're muchkering. Stop putting things on.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
It's such a good Yiddish word. It is. And they're really, I know like fussing with is probably the closest English equivalent, but it doesn't slay in the same way. It's true. It's true. So what Jackie's saying is like, you know, my vagina is in a very unique state right now. Let's not muchker with it.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Right. And that's that's a kind of the acceptable confines of muchkering.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, and it is a load-bearing vagina right now.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, definitely Ben's influence. You know he loves to hear about what goes on in physical therapy. And I was telling my physical therapist, she's like, well, a lot of people have their spouses and partners do it. Is that something you think your partner would be comfortable with? I'm like, oh, you've never met my partner. He's going to be so excited.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Like he loves, I was telling her that he's like central medicine.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Oh, speaking of, I don't want to blow up the good guy spot, but like they're going to do something like really crazy.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
It might be like, you know what it is. They have an episode coming out.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
um he teased on this episode and texted me the name so like people oh okay and it comes out next week um and I don't want to be annoying like special project but it's kind of like the biggest thing the good guys have ever done I want to say it might be one of the biggest things ever done on a podcast I'm being dead serious like I know that sounds so crazy but you'll find out in a few days you guys and I just like because me and Ben were talking about it this morning I can't get over it
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, it is annoying. They're doing like a secret project.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
It's unfortunately is like a natural hype. I'm not like promoting, you know.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I know. I hate when the good guys do good stuff.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
They do a lot of good for their community.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
The running joke on The Good Guys is that because they film by Coast Silly, Josh is in LA, Ben is in New York, and they film remotely, they have to do a significant lead time. So I think they're pretty much running a week or two behind. The episode that's coming out this week was recorded two weeks ago.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
And so the running joke is like, if you want to hear about the Oscars, like you'll hear it two weeks after. So Ben, me and Ben have been talking a lot about this.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Oh my God. Well, the Tracy Morgan throwing up story is like kind of Ben's Roman Empire. Like he's the biggest Knicks fan. And he was like, yeah, we talked about it to the good guys today. Can't wait for everyone to hear it in two weeks. Like when Tracy's fully recovered out of the hospital.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
And that's kind of why we will always be better than the good guys. Yeah. Oh yeah, we don't let- Could our turnaround time be any quicker?
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Before I finish this sentence, the episode will be up.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
And you are Cojourner's truth. And I want to say something about Sojourner, the woman. Do you know her? I have no idea who that is.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
No, I kind of like not knowing, but is she a Native American? I think so.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Oh, also, like, I thought she was Native American, not African.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
You know, now I feel like when we, like, say it, like, as a joke, like, it's not right.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, while it's not a direct replica of Kim's outfit, it's definitely heavily inspired. Kim coded. And maybe there's a little Shego in there. To be clear, you look amazing. It wasn't a negative compliment.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Not the rumor mill, like ablaze with things about Sojourner.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I actually loved learning that. Thank you so much.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
One thousand percent. I already I was already like making a note of it.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
OK, well, hopefully it's a quiet rest of the week, hopefully.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
We do have the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recap. I actually thought it was an excellent episode, like ripe for recapping. Lots of interesting dynamics shifting.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah. I saw like all the viral moments via clips. And when she said, who are you, Dorit? Because she asked a very valid question. When Garcelle said that to Leslie Bibb, I was like, oh my God.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I know, but it's not his job to bleep it, first of all. Second of all, a lot of Watch What Happens Live these days are not even recorded live. Like, it's possible that this was recorded at noon. So, like, to bleep it out is so not a big deal.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Wow, really? Yeah. So the only problem with that show is that it's really predicated on Andy's mood. And you can tell some nights and I read it in his book. So then it really made me super aware of it. Like some and I don't think he does it so much anymore. But he was talking about this time in his life where he would, you know, smoke a lot of pot or drink a lot before the show.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
And so you could always tell his mood was like shifting if he was high, if he was sober, if he was not. And then he was doing dry January and he was in a bad mood every night. So his mood is so important to like the tenor of the show. And he's kind of like a diva. And so, I mean, everyone has bad days, but, like, you have to kind of pretend.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Don't name someone skinnier in better shape like than Kim Possible. And she was like a full time student, a full time spy. No.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I feel like that's really unlike him with a non-Bravo person. I feel like with the Bravo guests, he can, like, he's the boss. Like, he can do whatever he wants. But with Leslie Bibb, who's, like, this really legit actress and who's also having a huge moment because of White Lotus, you would think he would, you know, put his best foot forward. Yeah.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
No, and she's not a random actress.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I'm not someone like, I thought, I thought we were just having fun.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I'm genuinely, we have to wait and see.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
The rumors are always swirling about Andy, like when the day comes that he'll step down. And I feel like every like, you know, year or two, there's like, oh, it's happening. He's stepping down. And I saw like a bunch of clips. Heather McDonald was talking about it, that she's heard rumors now again that he's stepping down and who's going to take over, yada, yada.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
And while I don't know that this time is going to be the time, there will be that time, right? And what does that look like?
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I keep waiting for a brand to be like, oh, we love the jokes. Keep up that energy. But stop confusing people. I keep waiting for a brand to be like, let's make the code slash turd. I am shocked that there hasn't been like a social media manager who works for a brand being like, by the way, can we change our code to slash jerk?
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
So that'll be at the end of the show. But in case you haven't seen it yet, you can, we'll have timestamps in the podcast description. And the Love is Blind first two episode season recap is at the end of today's episode during the TV recap section. It was truly one of the worst experiences of my life, just so you know. And I hate to like always be so negative, but that is the energy.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
And brand managers, turt is T-U-R-T.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I just want to say this is just another reason why all states should legally allow you to film courtrooms.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
It depends on the state. But media is different than just like a proud mom with her phone. Oh, sorry. No one is allowed to proud mom with their phone. But media cameras are allowed into certain states. Got it. Johnny Depp, the whole thing being televised. Of course, of course. I think New York is a state where you are not allowed to do that.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
This was in L.A., so I'm assuming California is a pro-media state.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Oh, oh, oh, no. So like all his friends and family were like behind this banister. And then his big ass legal team was like in front of the banister at the desk. So on his way to Rihanna, and I think maybe his mother, there was a blonde lady who was totally like a clerk, like a lawyer. And she got the first hug technically, but that's just because of where she was.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
She was a kind of a victim of circumstance.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
That's his wife. I'm not going to nitpick. That's your partner for life. You have two kids together. They're extremely supportive of one another in good times and in bad. And I'm really happy for them. I never doubted him for a second. I don't know a single detail about the case, but I never doubted him.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
No, it wasn't. But mostly anytime it was, was because of Rihanna. Like she showed up in a look every day to court. She brought her son one day, which there's a lot of conversation about whether that was appropriate or not. Was it a strategic legal move? Like, look, he's a father. Right. I thought it was fine.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I hate to always be so truthful. Yeah. I hate to always be forced to speak my truth.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
But that's also because like A$AP Rocky is literally on his own. I know he's like accomplished, but he's really not famous these days for anything other than being Rihanna's partner.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I'm glad this chapter is over for them. I wasn't into this. It's very stressful. Yeah. And just as somebody who looks like a fan of them as a couple and a family, like this is not an era I was particularly like into. It wasn't fabulous. It wasn't fun. It wasn't fresh. It was sad. Somebody got shot.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Like I'm very much looking forward to them putting this behind them and I'm sure they feel the same way.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Well, big day for people who have just been like waiting for Blake Lively to respond. To do something. Instead of like looking guilty and hiding. And that's why I liked the SNL thing because it's like finally, even if people didn't like it, like people like people who fight back and defend themselves. And so she did that in the public way at SNL and now she's doing it in the courts.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Now, the Hollywood Reporter states that the two actresses who had complained about Justin's behavior, they said unconfirmed, but like sources are saying that it's Jenny Slate and that young blonde girl, Isabella, who played young Lily.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
No, it's almost like you asked AI to generate a season of Love is Blind that is giving like choogy millennial. Everything was like, oh my God, I'm such a foodie. Like, okay, who isn't?
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
That's actually such a good point. I guess by default, it has to be them.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Well, I think also it's easy to... We know Jenny Slade has beef. Correct. She unfollowed him. She's been very distant. She's vocally supported Blake Lively. So I think that if we had to guess, I would have guessed her. It's a good guess. It's a good guess.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
So the thing is, I feel like as somebody who has up until this point definitely not been on Team Justin, it's nice to see Blake defending herself. But at the end of the day, I do feel like she's lost already. And I don't know what she could say, what she could prove, what she could file that would change people's minds, honestly. Yeah. Well, this definitely helps her case.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I know, but people don't believe that she was sexually harassed.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yeah, no, by the way, and I'm very curious to see what the law says, but right now we're in the streets. We're in the media. When they did the SNL thing, there was literally 100 articles the next day that were all negative about Blake. She's losing.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Right, one of whom is 23, which is like, and it's like her first time in Hollywood, her first big gig, like how traumatizing. Allegedly. Allegedly, of course.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
No, I'm seriously choking on all my own fluids these days. My own food, my own saliva, my own vomit. It's really just been an amazing time. Being a woman is amazing.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
As somebody who has just kind of been waiting for Blake Lively to do something... I'm extremely grateful that she just kind of stepped her pussy up.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yeah, and the thing is the whole time to me is that
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
people have been going back and forth on like everybody's personalities, but something that you really couldn't deny because it was both in her claim and then his lawsuit was like agreeing that this meeting had happened after the SAG-AFTRA strike being like, before we come back to work, like we all need to agree that like these things need to stop happening. And he agreed to it.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
So to me, isn't that like an admission that Blake was telling the truth?
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
To me, it was. And... I'm very curious if this at all moves the needle for people who thought Blake Lively was lying about being sexually harassed.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
But have you seen it change the rhetoric online?
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
So you represent like the undecided contingency. And so you think that this, at least a little bit is like momentum in Blake's. Yeah. Got it. Okay.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I also just think it's kind of a big deal.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I do think it's a big deal that these two girls would agree to testify. Cause honestly, after watching this whole thing, who the fuck would want to get involved?
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Especially if you were a victim yourself. Yeah.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I don't know why I just think so low of people in Hollywood. I think that speaking your truth is admirable.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
It's literally like what Lisa, I think about what Lisa Rinna said all the time.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
She randomly, like, and people were like, she's so crazy. Like, if I don't say this thing, she's like, it's going to give me cancer. And it was, like, dumb what she was talking about. But things like that, like, make you physically ill.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yeah. I am curious. I mean, this was only filed this morning. So like there hasn't been enough time for opinions to change or just like rhetoric to change.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I am really curious to me, the most interesting part, and this is not interesting, obviously it's like a tragedy, but the most interesting part of this whole saga is like seeing how it plays out on social media, especially like with the allegations of AstroTurfing or whatever. I'd be very curious to see if this at all moves the needle.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
And I was having this conversation with somebody yesterday about how this entire It Ends With Us drama is a woman's issue, right? It was women who read the book and made it popular. It was women who went and saw the movie. It's women who are sitting around having these conversations.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I don't know what two straight guys who are talking about like, did you see the counterclaim that Blake Lively dropped? So this is very much like a women's issue about an issue that affects mostly women, sexual harassment, domestic violence, things like that.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
And so it has been wildly interesting to see conversations being had about it all by women and how Blake wasn't really like universally believed. Whereas like up until this point it was, you know, believe women and things of that nature. And that's not the case here. So it's just been like a kind of like a social experiment to watch.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
She has not shared who her children's father is, so of course people think. I just want to say, as Mindy Kaling's number one fan, I actually don't think that BJ Novak is her baby's father. One, because if he was, you wouldn't make him the godfather. Two, it's a little complicated, you know?
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Just kind of, like, to cover it up.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
But then it's also just like Uncle BJ. Like, it doesn't need to be so official, you know?
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
There were also rumors a few years ago that they had stopped being friends. So I feel like it's such an unnecessary complication. If you're like a woman of a certain age and certain success who wants to have children on her own, like there's so many options for you as opposed to, and they're like good options, you know, where you can like get really vetted sperm and things like that.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
To go the route of somebody you know personally adds a real layer of complications that some people don't have the luxury of like some, it's expensive to do it the other way. Yeah. Mindy Kaling has that option, so... You don't think a trusted friend is preferred? Well, a trusted friend in Hollywood? Like, everybody's a snake. They did have, like, a brief period where they weren't speaking.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I just think Mindy Kaling's, like, a little smarter than that. I really don't think that he's the father. You are not the father.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yeah, but like anonymous sperm, like when you go through like the proper channels, like, yeah, it's technically like a stranger, but it's super vetted. It's really, it's a beautiful thing. And it's, it's a good option. So is a trusted friend. Yeah, but it's a good option, sorry, with no potential complications. Unless, I do always wonder, like 23andMe, how that affects sperm donors.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
It's literally a documentary on Hulu.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Okay. Well, I guess the point of the story is not who her dad is.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
like netflix knows that people don't like tune in for the pod episodes it's everything that happens after that that's more interesting so i feel like in recent years they've given us like two pod episodes and it's actually really not enough for us to understand these people so the the episode there is a perfect balance between amount of pod time we're seeing while also retaining entertainment value and they have so taken it too far this time and then it's also about dollars and cents watch time they're just trying to beef up these episodes they have more streaming hours i fucking
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
1,000%, I've never thought that. By the way, give me a Bible. We have never, ever made up a submission.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Also, I do want to say that this is a great opportunity that last week there was a Dear Toasters about a girl who read through her husband's text with his mother and he was like being really weird about their sex life. And it didn't occur to either of us. But so many people in the comments were like, girls, it's probably not his mom that he's texting. It's like a girl, a hooker.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
And he's put her name in as mom because like no one's going to read that text being like, oh, he's cheating on me with his mother. And I thought that was a good call.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
That's what we thought. Like normal people.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
No. Yeah, because at first it was just an exchange. But then it's true love.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Nothing I've ever seen. No, you know what it is? You ever see that movie with Helen Hunt? She plays a sex therapist. Okay. For like paraplegics or people who are like physically unable. Yeah, it's called The Sessions.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
and that sounds like but it's she's her name is cheryl green she's a sex surrogate it's actually based on a true story um and i forget her patient is like paraplegic or something and of course they end up falling in love it's very beautiful so it's kind of like that
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Kind of a love story for the ages.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Um, the story at hand is that Mindy Kaling got a star on the walk of fame earned. Oh, earned beyond. I can't believe she didn't even have one. If not just for her, like self as an actress, when you think about like Mindy project, the office, what she's contributed to modern television, sex lives of college girls, um, She's doing Lele Bond 2 if it ever comes out. Three. Three.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
And Never Have I Ever on Netflix. Like true, true queen.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
And of course like she should already have one, but like she has to get one, you know, like everyone has their time. And the process of the Hollywood Walk of Fame is so weird. It's not like what you would think. And the people who get it, like it's always so delayed. I think they have like a really high bar, which I appreciate.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Where are the Oscars? Don't you feel like- They were postponed. Because of the fires?
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I just feel like I've stopped caring.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I know. For what? I watched Amelia Perez and Love is Blind. Netflix cut me a check for the time that I have wasted losing brain cells with your content. Yeah. Penis to vagina, vagina to penis. That was such a good song. Should we stream it? If you want. Do you know what the song is called? Like the title of the song?
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
La vaginoplastia. Feminine. The feminine plastia.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I'm literally like Tim Dillon and you are... What's his assistant's name? Like Ben?
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yeah. For sure, Ben. Um... Something about sunglasses and podcasting is a special breed. I actually spoke to Tim Dillon this morning because he said it was funny that I looked like him. And I get why he does it. You definitely feel like a different person. You can kind of say shit because your eyes are covered.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
It also feels anonymous. People who tell you to kill yourself and anonymously comment it, I kind of understand them right now because I have sort of this sheet over me. You have anonymity. Yeah. My name is Claudia Hash. And I'm wearing sunglasses. Yeah. So if it feels like I'm acting different, that's why. Should I take them off and see like if my vibe changes?
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
When they all meet in person. When they're on island time. And they have to like sleep in the same bed as an actual stranger.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I'm like the nerd who takes off his glasses and everybody realizes he's handsome. It's true. A princess. How do I look? Smile. Don't smile. Take off your sunglasses. Don't take off your sunglasses. What should I do? I know like if I, now when I go back and watch the episode, whatever I do, I'm gonna be like, I should have kept them on or I should have taken them off. Should we plug in the monitor?
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
And what about an X, like Nike X Skims? That also is chunky.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Less pods. But I understand that the pods are the foundation of the show. There is a way to do it. They're not doing it well. Yeah. So we'll get into the TV recap.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Legit. And Skims has been doing a couple of things that like really are moving them out of just like the women's underwear space and into all different things. Like they're the official underwear of the NBA. Like if you watch any NBA game, their logo is literally on the court. It's so crazy.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
So this is just like adding an air of legitimacy to Skims while also further entering this like kind of sports world for some reason. Like performance wear. Performance, yeah. So the name is so terrible, but the concept is not a bad idea. Although I don't understand what they're making.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Hopefully. I think that feels right. And in an age where like kind of everybody's really pushing women's sports, Caitlin Clark, the WNBA, things of that nature, Simone Biles, it's a good time. Lots of momentum for the, who do we think is going to be the face?
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I mean, that space is huge. Like Aloe, Lululemon.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Okay, that's actually a good point. I see it. Now I understand what you're saying. The name really needs to be better. Like she is the face.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
And she's so like fit, sports, workout. Yeah. But the name is really bad. Now that I'm kind of understanding what it is, and if you are competing in that like wellness, women's wear, athleisure space, which is so big, Nike Skims is like such a harsh, ugly name.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
And when you're not Pargy, You're Largy, you know? You're Nargy. It's not good.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
You guys. Okay. So I thought we were recording at 1030, not 10 o'clock. So I got here like super early and I was just, I got a pargy parking spot like right out front and it was a spot right in front of me. So I was like, I wasn't holding it, but if anybody came by, I would have been like, it Seats taken. My sister is really special. Like, please, she needs this spot.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
What do you think is the opposite, the antonym of Pargy? Nargy? Nargy. I guess. We need to workshop it. Sound off in the comments, you guys. What's the opposite? Yucky. Yeah, the antonym.com of Pargy. I guess it would be yucky. I just wanted it to rhyme.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
It's yucky. Now, before we dive into the fifth and final story, and of course, the TV recap that we haven't even begun to get into yet. Oh my God. Holy shit. Are you okay? That's how long COVID. Literally. Smoker's cough. Now that you're commuting to work, it's a perfect place to have a cigarette.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
So this thing that I like worked so hard to- I still would have had to turn around.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I know, I'm kind of like loving. So. We do say that everywhere we go. I know, we did love yesterday's. We'll love today's too. The thing is, is it's really beautiful to see the business of podcasting booming in such a way. Yeah. And having so many options for studios. It's really beautiful. I'm loving today's setup. You know I love sitting behind a desk.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Lily James. I loved Lily James in Downton Abbey.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Her role specifically, like the annoying younger cousin was so fucking annoying. I take it back, you're right. She was dreadful.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
They get into the same car and they're laughing. So they're in love. There has been a lot of speculation about who Glenn Powell is going to date because on his rise to fame, he was in a relationship for a pretty long time. So he never was able to use his celebrity and his dating life to catapult him to another life, because that's always how it happens.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
And he really is like this big time Hollywood movie star, really one of the most eligible young men. There was like those rumors about him and Sidney Sweeney, but like he wasn't dating her. That was fake. So we've never really seen him in a celebrity relationship. This is the first time. If it's a relationship. Let's operate like it is. Let's talk like it is.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
He crushed that parking, by the way. He didn't even have to like readjust the parallel. That's really crazy.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I just figured they were going home.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
So you're being a little critical, which is important. This is important. Wait. Me saying this is good is critical? Sorry. You're thinking critically. Cynical? No. You're thinking critically. Okay. You're saying it wasn't this whirlwind romance. But I want to talk about it like it is. Okay. Let's say these two are together. Or even just casually dating.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I love it so much, you know, because I've been waiting for Glenn Powell to do something like this. And I like that he didn't, like we would have thought so, even the Sidney Sweeney thing, I'm like, it's so obvious, you know, like two hot young people. Like Lily James is very much an accomplished actress.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
And I think that Glenn Powell really wants to be taken seriously as like a one day, like an Oscar level actor. And I think that him, you know, swimming in the same pools, BAFTA, London, Lily James, like, It's Pargy. It's well thought out. I like it.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
That sounds like what you're saying. Like you think low of Glenn Powell.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I think, I think, let me tell you my POV, okay? Cause I'm like, I'm on FaceTime. I'm fixing my makeup. I'm just like, you know, making, I knew you were going to take a while to park wherever you went. And I'm like, damn, she's really taking a long time. So I look at my rear view mirror and I see her standing in the street behind me and your car is parking itself.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I'm really shocked to hear you say this.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
That's fair. And I like that for him. What, only girls can do that? You'd love to see men and women dominated fields. Like, this is fun. Yeah. This is fun. And as he should. Like, I like when people use their dating life to catapult their careers. Like, I think that's really an interesting way of getting famous and of rising your star. And Glenn, like, Glenn has the roles.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
You know, he has the looks. But he needs like a Hollywood star look.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
This is him getting us invested. Like we talked about Gracie Abrams very briefly. This is something new. We have a picture now. Like he is actually taking us with him. You don't see it. You don't understand Glenn like I do. I don't see the vision.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I think Glenn lives in Austin. I think he's kind of like a local hometown hero. In terms of what he does, I know he loves his family. All he does is hang out with his mom and his friends. And he still accepts each other's awesomeness. That's what I think.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yeah, even though I could also see Glenn having a really good team around him.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I just feel like you want something sinister to be going on here with Glenn, and I can almost tell you for certain that there's not. He's just like a guy. He's just laughing after this is what you're saying? He's catching a ride home, okay? With a pretty girl? Pretty girls need to get home too. Or it's just being a gentleman taking her home. Like maybe her car got lost or whatever.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
And I mean the jacket. Like they're telling us something. Yeah, by the way, the jacket. Okay. Not you turning me into a hater, but the jacket is giving staged.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Let's talk about the jacket because actually there's no way she needed the jacket inside the party. Like parties are often really warm. And so, okay, she needed the jacket to walk from the curb to the car where the car obviously has heat if it's cold in London right now. Like- And look at the girl behind her shivering. Like, I didn't give her a jacket. Okay, so it was cold.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
That looks like, I literally thought it was Gucci Sorbo.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
And I'm like, damn, these new cars are really sick. And the car is moving and twisting and turning and getting into the spot. I'm like, that is really cool to see in action. I know that there are cars that park themselves. You've heard about such things. I've never seen it. I'm like, that's my sister, the ingenue, picking herself up by her bootstraps and using the self-parking.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Because you know me. I love to like... Oh. Oh.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Let me just, just give me a minute, because a picture says a thousand words, and there's like 11 pictures. So we have 11,000 words. Lem Powell is so hot. Like, that's the worst thing I'm thinking. The party was inside, so there's no way she needed the jacket inside. And also, to be clear, she's wearing a blazer, so it's like two jackets.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yeah, I don't know. So they first met in 2018. They played a married couple in something called the Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Society.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Wait, now I have to read it and watch the movie starring the two of them. So they could also just be friends. Like they worked together in 2018. The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society. That's far too long of a name for a film and that's why it wasn't successful.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
And if you're not, it's time for the Love is Blind recap, where Jackie and I are going.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Right, you're watching the most dreadful season of a show that once was good. And I feel like, obviously we talk about this all the time, like some seasons are really amazing and some are fine. There's never been one that's like unwatchable.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
So- Yeah, but I don't remember the pod episodes feeling like teeth being pulled.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
And I'm still watching. And then I see somebody's hands on the wheel and you're standing out on the curb. I'm like, wait, I think there's a person in her car.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
You fell for it. Well, in the first two episodes, we only get one engagement. And then the first reveal happens in the first couple of minutes of the third episode, which I did watch. Who is it? Joey, who is the long-haired golden retriever.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
And Monica. And Monica. They are perfect for each other. The reveal was butt-clenchingly cringe, but because they're matching each other's level of freaky. It all went well. It's not cringe for anything bad. I actually think... They are a good couple.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Now, I had an actual physical reaction to something one of the girls said, and she's probably one of my least. She's definitely my least favorite.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
person on the show because every time she talks it's exactly what you and I were saying at the top of this show like it's you say something really bland and boring and you act like it's revolutionary conversation and it's the girl who said she like listened to Joe Rogan and the ant farm yeah and she was like and maybe natural disasters are just like superior beings superior beings and somebody you know shaking up our ant farm and then she kind of like left it silent for him to be like whoa and I was like
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Are you fucking dumb? Like, it was seriously like, oh, yeah, she was like, I have a lot of like high sober thoughts. You know, I'm sober, but like, I think like a high person. I'm like, oh, you're so crazy.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I don't know if there's room in a relationship for two ant farm people. But I don't know if somebody who's not an ant farm person can sleep next to somebody who is. It's a really good question you ask. I don't know. These are bottom of the barrel conversations that we're having about these people. They have given us nothing.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Now I know we're only two episodes in and I would like to ask permission from our audience. Please let us stop watching this. It's genuine psychological torture. It's uninteresting people. There's no drama. Now there are people who are having mutual connections. So like Dave, who's this guy who's like an asshole, but then was really nice.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
And like, there's always a Dave, a guy who's like, doesn't think.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Meanwhile, he has two connections. One, Molly, who's honestly a cutie. Matthew had two connections.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
as well right he's a cutie and then he's also connecting with lauren who was the girl who like took a year off she was a teacher she wasn't making a livable wage um she is vibing with dave and she at the end of the episode too like finds out that molly is too it's like oh my god it's almost like that's the concept of this fucking show right and when she somebody's like i feel like somebody molly says to her i feel like we don't have the same connection so i can tell you like i'm really vibing with dave meanwhile she's like literally talking to the other woman her face like she's so like so backdressed like
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I can't be here. Like I can't be here. That's the whole point of the show. Yeah. Who do you think he should pick and who do you think he will pick? I don't think you should pick either of them. I don't think that either of them are well suited because I don't think the person we're seeing is like really who he is. Right. I think we got little glimpses. Like I work in medical aesthetics.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Like I'm around a lot of Botox. Who the fuck says that? Yeah. And also, what does that mean? People having very vague jobs. I work in medical aesthetics. Do you engineer Botox? Are you the receptionist at a med spa? And then his description says medical sales. So I think he like sells parts for cosmetology. And then the NBA dancer, she says she has a doctorate in healthcare administration.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
She's like, people are really surprised when they find out I work in a hospital and then I'm a doctor. Well, a doctor who works in a hospital is different than somebody with a doctorate. Yeah. So I just feel like everybody's very misleading about their jobs. But I do really like Devin. That's who's talking to? Britanny and NBA dancer. He is like loves his job. He loves kids. He loves basketball.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
He just wants everybody to love basketball and the kids as much. He's a youth sports. I really like him. I think he's like a PJ. He's just really young. And all the women he's talking to are much older. Oh, yeah. And he went to the same high school. And she was like, five years later. It's not that many years.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
But we need to talk about the implications of a small town. on the personalities that come on this show. On the entertainment value for the show. We always talk about how important it is, the city that they're in. And some of the best seasons are just these urban metropolises with people from all different walks of life. Most recently, D.C. was not a good season because people in D.C. are weird.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
And so I think where you're from, But then a really good season where people are really weird was, like, the Portland, Oregon, Seattle area. Like, it was a good season. The people weren't freaks. It was an okay season. It was a good season.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
That was Jimmy and Chelsea, no? No, that was North Carolina. Oh, yeah. Okay, North Carolina was a good city, too. So the city... Whatever. The city... means a lot. And I was actually really looking forward to Minnesota. I mean, that guy Joey, his accent is fucking crazy. I don't even know what Minnesota people talk like, but he is a walking cliche.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Nobody else really has that terrible of an accent. He must be really local. Or from a specific part of Minnesota. Because most of them live in St. Paul, like downtown. And I fear it's not giving a good look for people from Minnesota. And I don't want to paint with a broad brush. But it's so vanilla.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
That we just are not being packaged properly. We're the crazy people. You know, like you need to sprinkle them in. And in addition to the serious people who are taking the experiment seriously, you need to have the assholes, the people who are clearly there to get famous, the people who have like really nutty personalities. There's none of that.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Everybody is like so normal to the point of bored to tears.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
But six episodes of pods is waterboarding.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
But she left her kids on the side.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
And whoever's idea it was to have people in the pods do a date night where they're doing silent discos. And we're obviously not listening to what they're listening to because then they put on like their generic music and we're watching them like bop it to like selling sunset pop music. Like seriously stop.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
She was doing it, no, with Mason, the cinematographer. She's like, oh, we're both artists.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Okay, so she's getting like, it's obviously a late night date and she's like kind of like horny and she's being like really weird and like sexually suggestive, like telling him that her nipples are pierced. And she was like, he's like, I love mini skirts. And she was like, oh, then you would have loved my micro mini the other day. And he was like,
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I was talking to you and you were wearing a micro mini skirt. Why didn't you tell me? And then they're like also doing putt-putt as their date. And so she like holds both hands on the golf club and like shakes her ass in a mini skirt towards the wall that divides them. And he obviously can't see it. So she's like, oh, by the way, I just twerked. And he goes- You know how to twerk?
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Like, as if she, like, tied a cherry. She just, like, shook her ass. She didn't even, actually, she didn't twerk. She just, like. By the textbook definition. Yeah, textbook, she actually did not twerk. She just, like, did, like, a hip dip.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yeah. It's really like been so unenjoyable thus far. Sound off in the comments. Sounds amazing. We are funny. By the way, we... literally what each episode is like a little over an hour. So I watched like almost two and a half hours.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I hope Netflix learns from this though. Yeah. Because they definitely in the past have made the pods too short where like you really don't understand the people and it's hard to get really invested. So it's a perfect, it's always dreadful. It's always like a little hard because you're like learning all these people's names.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I'd stay in chat, but I don't want to stay in chat. The bench is probably the worst thing to happen to this show because the best part of the reveals is how awkward it is that they have to stand and like be fully in gowns and meet someone new for the first time. The fact that they sit, it lets them get like a little bit more comfortable and I don't like it. I want them to be weird.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Correct. All right. Well, that's our show, you guys. We kind of crushed it. Classic us. Classic us. Anything else you want to say before we wrap?
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I literally thought the car was driving itself.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
And every day you're always like, I parked today. I thought you knew how to park. Who doesn't know how to park? I don't know how to parallel park. I'm not going to lie. What's the point? Everywhere you go has a massive fucking parking lot. I know how to parallel park. It will take me like 15 minutes, but I can do it.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Unless it's on the left side of the street. Was it on the left? Like were you, was the parking spot to your left or to your right? To my right. Oh, okay. That I can do like in 10 minutes. I can't do it.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yeah. And just leave your insurance card wherever you go.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Hope you guys have an amazing Wednesday. Don't forget to hump someone you love and we'll see you tomorrow.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
By the way, kids are one thing, and it's honest. And you did try. Yeah. And she's actually being nice saying good job because she didn't even do it. Sweet girl. It should have been bad job trying to drive.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
She doesn't know you're a commuter.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
And what does that do? Does it beep boop bop in parallel parks? Like and having said that the one time I tried to use it, it said feature not available. So I don't know why.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
That's the kind of car I really understood why wheels couldn't go like perpendicular to the car.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I am still feeling like not my most beautiful self. I've even been blowing out my hair while I'm here. So the sunglasses today, they may come off, but they're on for now. She's on vacation time. She's on island time. On island time. And we have such an exciting episode. So it's Wednesday, which means the vibes are high. You know, we're humping someone you love.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
You're right. What Away Suitcase did for the 360 degree wheel, somebody needs to do. GM needs to do for the car.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I haven't heard from him in a while, I feel like. I always, for some reason, the fact that Jerry Springer passed away is a fact that doesn't stick in my brain. And I find myself constantly being reminded of it and getting sad all over again. That's hard. And I'm sorry that his Netflix documentary didn't take off.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I saw it on the homepage and I was like, well, if everybody starts talking about it, I'll watch it. I didn't hear a word. Not everyone can be Martha. Jerry deserves more than that.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
You know, like every time- But you went to the Jerry Springer show once. Every time we talk about a celebrity, I'm like, oh yeah, I just ran into him. You know, I saw Connor Kennedy and his military mates at Zero Bond. But I did meet Jerry Springer. But not at Zero Bond. Not at Zero Bond, at the Jerry Springer show. So that's what makes this story unlike any other story.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yeah, but I know it sounds like, well, Claudia, anybody could just go to the Jerry Springer show. Why are you special? And that's true. Anybody can. But not everybody gets invited back to Jerry's office because the social media manager listens to our podcast. And Jerry was so nice. He talked to me and my friends. You know, you forget because he plays this character.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
He's just kind of this old Jewish guy. You know, he gives very much like, you know, Kat Steiner energy.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
And he said, congrats on all your success. I hope I never see you on my show. Have a good day. And I said, thank you, Jerry. And you honored that wish. Yeah.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
You know how they keep old franchises alive with new Ryan Seacrest on? Now, I guess it's called The Jerry Springer Show, so I don't know who else could do it besides Jerry, but I would love to see a millennial.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
They don't they don't ask me enough. And I feel like the networks are always looking for like where to put Jerry O'Connell.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Don't forget to get your pillow humping saddle and do just that. But we also are going to be doing a little bit of a TV recap. Jackie and I... Endeavored. Unfortunately committed ourselves last night to watching the first two episodes of the new season of Love is Blind, which is something that doesn't sound so crazy, right? Yeah, we do it all the time.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
It pretty much comes back to the six episodes of pods. I will say I'm having a lot of trouble sleeping at this stage of my pregnancy. Last night I threw up in my sleep and woke up choking on my own vomit. Acid reflux. I also woke up three times to pee. I woke up with heartburn. It was just a never-ending evening. But I did want to thank...
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
love is blind because the first few hours of sleep were like truly dreamless, peaceful, wonderful, because they gave me nothing. They were so bored, you were lulled into a deep sleep. A dreamless sleep. They didn't stimulate my brain at all.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Hmm, what did I do last night? No, no, I have this terrible feeling that something awful happened to me last night. And when I woke up, I was like, why is there this heaviness on my chest? And it was because I spent three hours watching the worst television I've ever watched. And then I have to wake up and talk about it.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I know. The best part of Love is Blind is like catching up and then going on social media and reading the funny tweets. And people were being so funny on Twitter. And usually I don't do that until I'm fully caught up, but I actually don't care.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yeah. So, oh, good luck getting me to remember anyone's names. I did write it down because I was like, short guy is Daniel. Of course. Love him. Ben Platt. Wait, who's Ben Platt? Alex? Yeah, Alex. Who was bullied? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he was bullied for not being Ben Platt. That's actually such a good call.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Okay, so Dave is talking to Molly and Lauren.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yeah, I like when people look different, you know? Like Madison and the other blonde, like they all look the same.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Sarah, blonde girl. She's talking to Ben who's very religious and her sister's gay. Yes, her sister is gay.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yeah, no, it's like nobody has anything like individualistic about them.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
And I don't know why it was the hardest thing I've ever done in my life. It's a show that I absolutely love. And I was actually excited for Minnesota. I thought, you know, we'd really get to know the elk of Minnesotans. And unfortunately, I think we did. And I think it's not a good elk because, oh, my God, so dreadful. We will be doing so.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
And Britanny is also B-Dot. Yes. And Devin is also D-Buck. Devin likes the other girl who's an NBA dancer. I didn't write down her name. But this is not the Love is Blind recap.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Jackie and I both watched the first two episodes, although I did watch the first like five minutes of the third episode because we finally got a review.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
I don't know. Cause it's not about temperature. Like it is the same temperature, but I don't have like the slushy. First of all, you know, I like to swish my ice around.
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
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Well, let's get to that in a minute. OK, so sidebar with the Lauren Sanchez thing.
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Yeah, although I do think everything you just told me could be explained away in one manner or another.
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Right, right. And I do think that just to be devil's advocate, if you're marital home, let's say they share a house together, you're broken up or whatever, and you're a celebrity like that, you can get another house relatively quickly. You don't need to stay at a hotel. It's not like Tom Scavo renting a condo.
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I think because it looks like it's been sitting in the car for three days. So you're like thinking you're, you're drinking like old car coffee.
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Otherwise, like, seriously, what's the point?
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I definitely made an implication, like an inference, but I didn't say it.
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That's how you interpreted it. And I'm not going to step on your toes of interpretation.
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I didn't say that he wasn't. But I do think he has money. Well, I hope so. So I do think it can all be like explained away. But I also think there's something going on here.
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Well, Dorit and PK are different. Like, they're a family. But I know what you mean. They're a family. Like a giant tree reaching up towards the sky. Great, great musical reference. Thank you for bringing that back into my life. Probably one of the worst songs from the Dreamgirls soundtrack, but I don't want to get into that. Yes.
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What's the worst song from the Dreamgirls? No, that's a skip. No. It's like also this really lame emo like part of the movie and everybody's like crying. And it's just like, get me back to Beyonce and Jennifer Hudson. Yeah. And get me back to the show girls, the Dreamgirls. I need to watch Dreamgirls. It's been far too long.
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Okay, but at least Jamie Foxx is famous. The guy who's singing We Are a Family Like a Giant Tree, he's like that manager guy who gets like sidelined by Jamie Foxx, right? He's like such a loser. What's it called?
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Something about the sound of those ice cubes jingling like makes the coffee taste better.
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we are a family why isn't it called we are a giant tree it's also just like a poorly written song I think a lot of this the music from that family and it's by the way sung by the whole like everyone Jamie Foxx Jennifer Hudson Beyonce no but it starts with that big weenie guy that was is that like the weenie guy who's like their original like brother slash manager I think he's someone's brother Keith I need to watch the movie again dream girls who does he play
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Freaking plays. I actually hate the word freaking.
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All's that to say, it's definitely up there as one of the worst songs on the soundtrack. I stand by what I said.
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Back to Sydney Sweeney. For me, there's no love lost if this is true. I'm not going to like celebrate, obviously. I want her to be happy. It's sad to see a relationship end, but it definitely has potential for her and Brendan Sklenar. And I was really happy to see after, I think it was on Monday's episode where I brought up my little gripe with Brendan Sklenar, which felt like kind of niche to me.
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So I'm suffering. That's all that to say I am suffering.
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I don't know why. I was not the only one. The comments were like, the feedback was really overwhelming. People are, and whether you're team Justin or team Blake, people are also finding Brendan Sklenar to be really annoying and wishy-washy. And I'm glad I'm not the only one who felt that way.
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Okay. Yeah. I mean the depths that Lauren Sanchez goes when it comes to like social climbing and just like networking. And I don't mean that in a negative way. Like I think social climbing is a grossly underrated skill. Um, They never cease to amaze me. When you think about who comes on her and Jeff's boat. So Sidney Sweeney, why not?
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It's just only a little shocking because so far she's pretty much kept with celebrities in her own age demographic. And Sidney's much younger.
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I think the better question is what can Lauren Sanchez do for Sidney Sweeney?
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I know. The Housemaid is an Amazon MGM studio production.
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Oh, 1,000%. I could see her being like wanting to get into production. So Joe, what's his name? Jeff throws her a bone. Like here, produce this random movie I'm making.
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Even though like, In the breadth of the Amazon's brands, them owning MGM Studios or their partnership with MGM Studios, they make a lot of movies, is a huge part of it. But I don't think Jeff Bezos has anything to do with that. Having said that, if his girlfriend wanted a job in movies, that's the department he would call.
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It is, but again, like in the breadth of things that Jeff Bezos has his hands in, like Kindle Unlimited is not relevant to his, like I'm sure he doesn't even know what Kindle Unlimited is. I know he knows that they make a Kindle. I know he knows that.
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Yeah, but I don't think he subscribes to Kindle Unlimited. You think he's reading like Swirly Poor?
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Actually, I feel like he reads physical books.
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Like Amazon is books. Yeah. And then they have Amazon bookstores, which just seems so backwards to me.
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That's a good pro for TikTok. Another byproduct is lots of stay-at-home moms, like earning income. Yes. As creators. That's all social media, but TikTok specifically has like a really big niche.
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I would say the giggles, that's a huge, the amount that I chuckle, that's huge.
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Of course, we're not going into cons, we know them. Osama. Of course, Osama. That definitely comes to mind when you think of cons. But pros, I think those three for now are good.
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Yeah, yeah, we do pick up a couple stragglers on TikTok. A lot of like, you know, a lot of youth, A lot of youth. And I just want to say to our youthful listeners, while I love you, you're welcome here, of course.
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I'm so not. This show is like actually really not for you. It's for the boomers. And the boomers have been showing themselves. And I love you. Show yourself. I need to start like speaking more directly to our boomer community.
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Yeah, I feel like everybody's like at chasing Gen Z. Go, go chase Gen Z. They're seriously like, they're not my problem anymore. The more I think about it, like this show is really not for them. We're kind of sophisticated.
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you wrecked. You don't like us. Acquire some taste. Ramona Siger slayed the house down boots when she made that her tagline. There are so many taglines that like over the years fall flat. They don't age well. They weren't funny. They were weird. But there are a couple and that is one of them. I would say that's one of the best ever. I'm an acquired taste. You don't like me? Acquire some taste.
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Like it's funny. It's to the point. And she really is an acquired taste. Like some people really don't like her.
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And one that I actually use all the time that was really appropriate for the woman, but also sometimes like you just need to say it. There's two. The first is you either love me or hate me. There is no in between with me. Danielle Stab season one Real Housewives of New Jersey. Like she was, by the way, nobody was ever like ambivalent about Danielle. Like she really was.
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I feel like I did. I told you about this place I went to in LA.
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Jacqueline Lurita couldn't quit Danielle Stout. The other was love for her. And then her weird boyfriend with the long hair who showed up with his goons at the country club. Danny. Thank you. And then another one that I just find myself quoting all the time is, and it's not relevant to me or my lifestyle or even the person who said it.
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I don't know what she was talking about, but I worked too hard for this zip code to go home now.
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Yeah, yeah, it's Taylor. Kyle's that season was unborn and raised in Beverly Hills. This is my town. Sure.
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And then that's like what inspired my whole journey with Crunchwraps.
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Totally. So wishing Sydney Sweeney the best and hopefully this is true. Yeah.
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I just feel like you should have copied me. I copy everything you do. Like, there's no shame. Copy me. I thought it was like a Ben thing, you know? No, okay, let me tell you. I didn't know that you were passionate about Crunchwraps too. No, no, it's just a me thing. He's not passionate about Crunchwraps? No, he does it all for me. Yeah.
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What he had heard, he had heard of it. And I actually think like she was going to enter the alcohol space in some way. And so her picking up like a defunct brand that already has like all the infrastructure, she doesn't have to start from scratch. It's much smarter. It's less work for her. And like it's half the work is already done there. Just it was a flop.
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You know, it wasn't a bad product, but nobody wanted like nobody. They didn't have good momentum. So for them to just sort of pick up, it's actually very smart. Yeah.
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But it's like a lot of big people in the partying space, DJs, festivals, like this is sort of guaranteed to work just given who's invested in it, how many events they throw.
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It is interesting though that there are a lot of like big names a part of it, but it's being branded as like Alex's thing. It's like they all invested in the idea of her being the face.
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Yeah, it is. Even though they're all celebrities themselves. I'm sure Aoki could have had like a canned cocktail. Aoki cans, you know, whatever. If I were to launch a new canned cocktail company, as you guys know, I already have one. It's called Sprint Society. It would be called Ya Cans Look Sick.
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The idea would only be, the rebrand would only be contingent on Mercedes Javid and her husband Tommy wanting to be on board because they are the direct inspiration.
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Yes, and then we would have a flavor that has hints of mahogany, and it would be called... You look like a piece of wood. You look like a piece of wood. Now, if you don't watch Shadows of Sunset, you have no idea what I'm talking about, and you're really missing out.
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So I immediately became disinterested. I'm like, why is Jackie breaking this up? Like Alex's weird friend, Beth, who cares? Like I thought she had like a home friend named Beth. And now he's making a lot more sense. It's also interesting how this is her first episode drop, I think, since leaving or dropped or whatever. And it looks totally different.
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But when we went to LA, everybody was like, try this kosher restaurant, try this kosher restaurant. I was like, sure. We Uber Eats did like ordered a bunch of stuff. It was like a Mexican place. And they said kosher Crunchwrap Supreme. So I just threw one in as like an alternative entree. You know, I didn't think I was going to like it. I also got like my regular bowl.
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She appears to be like in a professional studio. Yeah, she had been doing all of it in her house.
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He's an investor in this project. His name was on the thing.
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Cute. I thought the, like the creative was very, she's very pretty and everything she does is like cute. And the outfits were great. And Braxton and the girl, he's on the golf course. Like it was really cute.
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I mean, because we know now, like for this year, he's getting $2 million, which is obviously a lot. But for Alex, I think she probably makes $2 million in a month.
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No, I really think they're, sorry, that was like shady and then it means me. They are, I think, like the real deal in terms of like love.
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And other business partners. We'll see how that works.
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So which controversy do you think is most directly affecting the film? Is it the little person erasure? Is it Gal Gadot and Rachel Zegler like clearly not liking each other? And every time Rachel Zegler does something to promote the film, she goes on Twitter afterwards to say free Palestine because she's working with an Israeli Jew.
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Which part of it, which scandal do you think is affecting it the most? I
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And oh my God, it was the most fucking amazing thing ever. And I had two that trip. And then I went home and I was so upset. I actually messaged them on Instagram and I'm like, please, like, will you ship me one? Like freeze it. I don't know, like gold belly, something. And they were kind of like rude. They were like, no. And I was like, oh, okay. Yeah, nevermind. It's fine.
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Was Peter Dinklage pro casting little people as dwarfs or no?
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Like I said, little person, erasure, little person, erasure.
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Yeah. Like, I mean, she was talking about like the stereotype of like Disney princesses being like, you know, princesses, damsel in distress. She's not a damsel in distress. It's a, Girl, it's a Disney movie. Shut up like this.
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I can't believe this movie hasn't even come out yet. I thought that's what you were going to say. I can't believe it's coming out next week. We've been talking about it for years.
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It's just like, I, the only, this is not my circus at my monkeys. Like I didn't ask for this movie. I didn't ask for Rachel Zegler. Like I don't care. And Snow White is also not a film, like a Disney film that I, have like a fond relationship with. Like when I heard some of the music, that's coming out. I'm like, I don't know these songs. Most Disney movies, like Little Mermaid just came out.
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I know every word. I know Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, It's Off to Work We Go. I'm sure they took that song out too because it was about the little people. So this isn't a movie I particularly give a shit about in terms of the story.
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Or is there someone for everyone to boycott so no one's watching it? Right. That's when like with the war, like nobody wanted to, they were boycotting Starbucks on both sides.
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I'll just go kill myself. And so then Ben and I went on the journey of like figuring out how to make them on our own. And they are good when Ben makes them, but they're not nearly as good as this kosher place in LA.
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Yeah, and I don't think they had one. They just made coffee, you know?
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They don't make coffee in Israel. That's the thing. For years, they refused. There's not one single standing Starbucks in Israel. That's why the popular coffee brand Aroma, which is actually coming to the US slowly, started as a replacement for Starbucks in Israel. So if you've been following for years, you know Starbucks doesn't fuck with Israel.
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Then all of a sudden during the war, it's like Starbucks is pro-Israel. So the Palestinian side started boycotting Starbucks. And we're like, no, they're not. There was one employee who wore a pin and they were like, can you not?
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Yeah, it was a self-expression thing. It wasn't an official Starbucks communication memo sent out.
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I actually was just looking through my time hop and I saw this picture of me and Benny eating McDonald's in Israel. It's so, it's like so much better.
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Yeah, but like the offerings, it's not the same menu. Like you can get a schnitzel. Like it's so good.
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Yeah, where else? I had McDonald's in Portugal. Very similar. Like it wasn't a fancy menu. Yeah.
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I'm so glad that you liked it. And I'm so glad that you figured out how to make it because I feel like whenever I'm at your house, we, I have like a very particular, you have like two or three things that you have like a range of things that you can make. And within that range, I have a range of things that I like that you make.
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
So unfortunately, because I became like a powerful voice against Bonnie Blue, I'm now constantly berated with her content. Yes, she's on spring break in Cancun. I don't know if you saw they're like sucking tequila out of her ass.
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Guys, it gets better. Hashtag it gets better. So I just wanted to update you guys. Like I officially know, like I know what Bonnie Blue is up to now, like for the foreseeable future.
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I did see that she bought a $500,000 car and somebody, I saw the funniest tweet about it. It was like, would you let a thousand men take it for a ride?
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yes how did you see that i mean we have the same maybe it's because we like share facebook it's because we share facebook we share like all social media which is that like right instagram everything it actually makes it helpful for like knowing that we saw the same things it does and i thought it was a great very poignant question to ask bonnie blue you spend five hundred thousand dollars on a car it's your most prized possession would you let a thousand men take it for a drive no because it's too precious to her most like correct unlike her own body per se
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He posted her thigh gap. Like, that's all I saw.
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So remind me the next time I'm at your house, which probably won't be for so long. Watch, you'll be here this week. By the way, Ben wanted to go this weekend.
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And not Luke Combs, not Zach Chicken Fry Brown Band.
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No, even though he has like a lot of relationship drama with his divorce.
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Yeah. One toxic male country star at a time. I mean, it's not shocking that like we knew he was going to have another girlfriend. Right. But it's really crazy to. And that's what I think Brianna Chicken Fry, why she didn't take the money was like, you know, nobody. I didn't know there was anything wrong with him when I got into a relationship. There was no warning signs.
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And now I feel like everyone who goes into a relationship with him like knows, you know, there's you can think that Brianna was lying, whatever. But there is information out there about him now. And so you can go into a relationship with him online. More informed. Because there's going to be a power imbalance. He's a rock star. He doesn't date other rock stars. He dates civilians.
The Toast
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That's like his thing. Because he likes to be richer and more powerful. Yeah. So. Brianna did everyone who's going to date him a huge service in knowing, like, there's a seed of doubt. Even if you don't believe everything Brianna said, like, and you're like, Zach Bryan was wrong. You know these things now. So I'm wishing her the best. Hopefully, like, getting worldwide cancellation.
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Like, maybe it changed him. God willing. Like, I hope that. I really do. So that this girl doesn't suffer.
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That's just so crazy about fame because like this person is objectively like short and ugly. And this model, she's gorgeous. She's like tall, perfect model. He put this picture up that we're talking about on his Instagram. It's like her standing. He's like standing way behind her and she's like looking out at the ocean. So it's just like a silhouette of her body.
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Just remind me that that's like some one of your offerings, please.
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And you could see the ocean between her legs because that's how skinny her legs are. Like she literally has this like amazing body. And it's just so crazy what like money and fame does because Zach Bryan is in no like world.
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crunch wrap oh and while you have your pen out i had a list written on my phone when you couldn't find your pen did you ever transcribe it yes i did list of people who the rules need not apply to oh no karen huger and kelly clarkson the one that i transcribed that day was oh toast playlist that was after now when you lost your pen we started a list on my phone list of people who the rules don't apply to okay
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Like I genuinely only wish the worst for this person, you know? Yeah.
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And the big thing is obviously Jackson Brady, but that wasn't even like the biggest at thing from the trailer.
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That's insane. The Valley is kind of a perfect combination of like a pre-existing fan base because of Jackson, Brittany, Kristen, Jodi. Like there's history there. But everyone they brought on is so desperate to be famous. It has that real je ne sais quoi that original Vanderpump Rules had. Like these people don't give a fuck and they're willing to really out every element of their personal lives.
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Did you see Sheena got invited to Lady Gaga's SNL after party?
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I listened to it front and back yesterday and it definitely requires, and she was talking about this, I saw a clip of her on Lost Culture Recess talking about how like she really created a genre of music that she now can recognize like other people, you know, they don't copy but like were inspired by and she can like say that she created it and it is like she does sort of
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change the face of music every time she releases music. And so this is just that because a lot of the songs are very different, right? Like even Abracadabra, which is like a bop, but it's like not English. So it takes like a little bit of... Rejiggering.
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Yeah, you do. Because like it's just like a book of stuff.
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I'm really happy for Sheena Shea. I just wanted to say that.
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And actually, you can see Stephanie of Lady Gaga. I could see her being a little bit of a Sheena. No, no, no.
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Yeah. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, like, I actually don't, like, not enjoy watching it because I really like these women. It makes it really hard to recap, say anything funny or interesting because we're going on, like, three episodes in a row of nothing happening. Yeah. We're all still talking about the wallet thing that Sutton said because it really was so crazy. Wait, I'm sorry.
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By the way, if like the police found that notebook, they would think the person who wrote it like had dementia. It's just so scattered.
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Sutton is so crazy. She's becoming so unlikable. And so it used to be that like when she would fight with people, I really never agreed with her, but like she really brought other things to the show in terms of like entertainment. And now she's just like kind of a crazy old woman.
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That's a bad comparison. Sutton and Dorit have never gotten along.
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They hang out off camera. Their kids know each other. Their husbands know each other. They had a deep friendship in history, which makes their whole breakup even sadder. But for you to compare, that's just you saying words. There's no comparison.
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I do think it's also becoming increasingly more difficult for Garcelle to like blindly have Sutton's back.
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And I love Bo's making the comparison. Like we've all been thinking it, but it's like, everyone's giving me shit for being like Dorit's mouthpiece. What about Sutton's mouthpiece? Garcelle? Hi, hello. How are you? Like, why is it okay when you do it, but not me?
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I also really like to see Erica getting, like, more activated in the drama now. Like, she really couldn't. She obviously has, like, some sort of loyalty to Kyle. Like, they do have a friendship. So when it was Dorit versus Kyle, she couldn't really get involved. She was being, like, a little boring mediator. But she fucking hates Sutton.
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Like, she will not forgive Sutton for not letting her off the hook with the lawsuit stuff and making that time in her life so much harder. And so it's like, oh, now we're going after Sutton? I'm in.
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I'm not at the point yet where like Erica bringing up her thing every time like makes me roll my eyes. When people do that, it is my least favorite thing. But Erica's right.
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Yeah, no, I love that she's like now really getting down in there and like dream team, Bose, Erica and Dorit like in the villa upstairs, just obsessed.
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Like, I decide... That's not how friendships work either.
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No, she just shows us like her purses, which I love.
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I don't even want to give it too much of my brain cells, but the conversation between Mo and Kyle was so awkward.
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You know? Yeah. And she's just waiting for him to bring up the paparazzi pictures. And pardon for the reflection, I do not think Mauricio had anything to do with the photos. And I do not think it...
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Was this like big coordinated thing like it was probably the girl being thirsty but it was interesting how Mauricio did not like Kyle saying that like he was feeling kind of defensive of the girl you know like I don't know if that's his girlfriend or just like some hooker. But she was like I know you didn't but I don't know if the other person did.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. List of people who my rules don't apply to. No, because it's not faves. Like I had said, I said this when we were talking about this, that if Taylor Swift got DUI, I would be like disappointed.
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Morgan Wade is really young. Like, I'm sorry, nothing Mauricio did compares to Kyle. It's true. I can count literally a hundred paparazzi pictures I've seen over the last two years of Morgan Wade and Kyle. How many stories there have been, photos of them together that they posted, photos of them taken by paparazzi, the music video. She's a younger girl. Like, please, Mauricio did nothing wrong.
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Let's say he called the fucking paparazzi on himself. I would support it, okay?
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Oh, I'm sorry. And Kyle did all of that while filming two seasons of a reality show. Like, please. What's that?
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Yeah, literally. It's so stupid. The attention, everybody's like, Kyle, how are you? Kyle. What the? Mauricio, how are you?
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Can't even say her name. Remember the beginning of this season, she said, please don't say her name.
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To Garcelle's credit, like she really calls it like it is when it comes to Mauricio, Morgan, and Kyle. Like she's really the only one who's not being like, Kyle's going through a lot. Like she's asking questions and being critical. And I appreciate that because it's so frustrating. It's
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Agreed. Tonight is Summer House. So we will be watching that for tomorrow's show. Recapping it. Jackie will hopefully finish the latter 50% of Andrew Schultz's special. We'll recap that also.
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No, it's not about your faves. It's just about like how the world works. I can't explain it.
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We're the ladies in black today. Yeah, it's a Skims maternity set slay for me.
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Well, it feels like the list was sort of like my thing. And so it's my interpretation.
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Yeah. I wouldn't defend them, but I wouldn't like be hard on them. I would just kind of like ask you not to make a story.
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Bury it. We'd cancel the show. I'd lie and say I was sick. Yeah.
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I had my first less than sublime sleep with my pregnancy pillow last night. It was still like a fine night's sleep, but I'm definitely like looking at the pillow differently now, you know?
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even though last night was still like the best night's sleep in the last month, you know, like it still ranks the top five night, but in terms of, it was my worst pillow night yet.
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And speaking of things I lost, it was an hour of my life last night with the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Like to make me watch an episode that had not one, but two, like Kyle and Mauricio and then Bose and Keely, like those types of scenes, I max out at one per episode.
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That was actually drama filled. I know. Are they going to stay together? She was on Watched Happens Live last night too. And they asked her that. First of all, they had three guests on Watched Happens Live last night. Did you see that?
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girlies it's the toast it's jackson claude and we're your hosts it's your favorite show the fast five things you need to know we'll start your day off swirly it's the toast i sound amazing welcome back to the toast and happy hump day speaking of humping there's a girl there's a girl yeah I know. And it's Jacqueline Follet. Hello, Miss Follet. How you doing today? Hey, Turdaloo.
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Oh, I would love to hear your thoughts in a minute.
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So Dorit was the guest, and then they had the winners of Traders, which was two people, or maybe not the winners, but like the people everybody's talking about, Gabby Windy and Zac Efron's brother, Dylan. So it was three chairs.
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She said that on Watch What Happens Live that she hadn't gotten her money yet.
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I think that there are multiple winners because I know Dolores won.
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The top four were Dylan Efron, Dolores, Gabby Windy, and Lord Ivar Mountbatten. Excuse me? That was a top four. And then just tell me who fucking won. Lord Mountbatten was on Traders. Oh, yeah. You didn't know that? No. I did. He made a lot of news.
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So Dolores won, Gabby won. Why are they making it so hard?
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Okay, yeah, there were four winners. Okay, well, that seems- Dylan Efron, Dolores, Mountbatten, and Gabby Windy, and they will share the $200,000 prize. So all's that to say, three people were on Watch Dogs Live last night, and Andy asked, like, what do you think is gonna happen with you and Dorit? The audience, they did a vote, was like 90%, they're not getting back together.
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And Dorit was like, I don't really know. And Gabby was like, isn't it up to you? She was like, no, actually. Like, if I just said, I wanna get back together, like, that wouldn't be enough.
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All's that to say, I don't put that on the same level as Bo's and Keely and Mauricio and Kyle's conversation. So boring, I wanted to die. We'll talk about it in the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recap at the end of the show, TV recap segment, but like, bored.
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Even though I was like living for the trip. I know, but we barely got the trip. I know, but just like seeing the digs and stuff, it reminded me of when the Real Housewives of New York went to Turks and Caicos, which is like one of their best trips yet. And they had that villa. Like it was very pretty. I actually think it'll be a really good trip. I don't know what happens.
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You know, I made a nice coffee this morning without ice.
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Like I just I'm feeling vibes wise and like the rooms and everything. And I'd like to see a newbie planning a trip.
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So I didn't know St. Lucia is the only country in the world named after a woman. Fun fact.
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And how like Kathy Hilton can't pronounce St. Lucia. It's literally not hard. What did she say? Oh, no, it was Jennifer Tilly. She's like, why can't I say it? St. Lucia, St. Lucia or something.
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Okay. What else do you want to chat about before we dive in?
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Everything was from the fridge. Everything is cold. The drink is still cold. I just don't have ice here at the studio yet. I have to get an ice maker. It's like a whole thing. So I usually bring from home. I forgot my ice. Like, what is it about this coffee that seriously looks like sewage?
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Yeah. That was really funny too. I can't recap a part of a special with you. Like that's so crazy to watch half. We have to talk about it tomorrow when you finish it.
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I didn't say that. I knew he had a child and I knew that IVF worked. I didn't know if it was this round of IVF that worked.
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It was a big shock. He did, he did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so it's fine. You misheard. It's not a big deal. It happens all the time.
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Lots of Jewish. Jackie, I completely agree. I thought the Jewish jokes were so funny.
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No, but like with a name like Andrew Schultz, every time I find out he's not Jewish, I'm shocked. I'm like, Andrew Schultz? I went to camp with Andrew Schultz. Yeah. He's not. He's not. Confirmed? No. Confirmed. Interesting. He also doesn't look Jewish. It's just his name.
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What can I say except you're welcome. What is the actual words after that?
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Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome.
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Oh, my God. Long COVID is taking Kylie Kelsey down as well. Oh, my God. Long COVID strong. I could stop. Long COVID strong.
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Move your mic out of the way. Yep. And just let it rip. She has to do what she has to do. And this is a show that's recorded live to tape. If you want it up early, we're not going to be able to edit out these coughs, you guys. We are just that authentic, okay? So much better. Thank you.
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And I remember when I was recording it, I had like, I think just announced that I was pregnant. So I was like really feeling insecure about my body. Meanwhile, I look amazing comparatively. Like, oh, wish I looked like that now. So just like, if you know me, I like my friend Rachel texted me and she was like, oh my God, Jay Shetty. I'm like, please don't watch it.
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To be honest, I'm not really entirely interested in how these two found out. To me, that's not the most interesting part. I really, and I have no proof of this, just based on vibes. I feel like I know Taylor well. I've studied her my whole life. And I'm learning so much about Kylie. She's new to the public sphere.
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And I just can't see these two really getting along, in a way, outside of being potential sister-in-laws. They're both lovely and nice, but on a real personality level, I don't think these two would find each other in high school and be good friends.
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Yeah. Yeah. It could come off rude but it's more so like media trained.
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grew up like in- Taylor went down the shore, I can't see it.
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And that- I just, I can't picture Scott's and Andrea and Andrew and Taylor like all at- It's not like Jersey Shore, the show. No, no, I know, but I just like- It's just the local beach. Because the Jersey Shore is like a very popular beach town. Yes. There's like many different towns. We know from the show, but like most of it is just like suburban Jersey, I know. I just can't see it.
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What is Taylor's? Oh, Austin Swift. I called him Andrew. I'm watching too much Desperate Housewives.
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It's definitely not. I heard he had a boner, and it was for me.
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Like, if you know me, and Olivia texted me too. She's like, I'm watching Jay Shetty, loving it. I'm like, please stop. Disconnect your wifi. Shannon was like, when does the video come out? I was like, Shannon, don't.
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Yeah, I also feel like with the Donna Kelsey vibe, how you said, sometimes it could seem like they hate Taylor, but mostly they're just afraid and don't wanna say the wrong thing. I also think at some point it does get annoying to just constantly be asked.
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I always think that when I saw Chrissy Abrams was on the cover of Cosmopolitan and obviously a huge part of her life and her fandom is the conversions of Taylor Swift. She opened for Taylor. So the questions are natural, but I feel like that happens a lot with Taylor where she gets brought up in random spaces and it's annoying and like, For Kylie, she's out here like a mom of four.
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
She's a spokesperson for her community. She's an athlete. She's pregnant. She's a podcast host. In every interview, and of course you have to ask about Taylor. But it also could be like, okay, can I have a moment to myself?
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Yeah. Speaking of like internet stuff, I, over the weekend during the Super Bowl, I have thought this for quite some time, just being like a chronically online big time loser. But then I saw a lot of conversations on like social media, specifically TikTok being spoken about Alex Earle's relationship with Alex Cooper.
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And I had thought for a while that like they kind of fizzled, like they were hot and fast for like a couple of months. And then it fizzled, which is natural. Like Alex Earle's doing a million things. She's like the face of a million brands. But they were then at the Super Bowl together.
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Cut the cords at Olivia's house, please. So I'm just like, I'm feeling, and I'm not embarrassed about anything that I, I mean, I'm embarrassed. No, it's not about embarrassed.
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And I think it became like so glaringly obvious when they were at the same event this weekend, the Super Bowl. And Cooper, I'm just going to use last names for the sake of brevity. Cooper was like throwing a bunch of events for her company. And Earl is a part of that company. And all the talent that's a part of the company was there posting. And Earl was not.
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Yeah, and so a lot of people are pointing to this episode of Alex Earle's podcast that she now – it's kind of rebranded. She hosts it with her sister, which I think was a great call. I actually really like the sister.
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It's a remote sister podcast. They had their dad on. They had their dad on. And I didn't know that their dad like manages them. I mean, he's a very successful business person. They own like a huge, they're like very independently wealthy. And he owns a huge trucking company. And if you actually have ever been in the tri-state area and you're just like on the highway, you'll see one of his trucks.
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It's called Earl's Trucking or something. Like it's huge.
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No, I don't think so because it was the first time I had heard it. And I feel like that's such an interesting fact. And I love when people keep things in the family. I feel like I would have heard that. So the first time, my introduction was when she released a podcast with him like two months ago. And they were just talking about like his POV on them and their careers and his business background.
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And he had said a couple of things that are now, I think at the time didn't really make waves, but now appear to be making a little bit more sense. Just being like, yeah, now that he's involved, we're going to start doing things a little bit differently. And he's like, there were some things I saw at the beginning of your career that I wasn't entirely comfortable with.
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And I think a lot of people had just immediately drawn attention. her interview on Call Her Daddy, they thought he was referencing that because they do get like, you know, very sexual. They were like talking about anal.
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Like, is there a... He must have made it seem more clear than I'm making it in this moment. I'm just paraphrasing. Okay. But... And it also could, he could be talking about something completely fucking different. You know, we're just like, we're all speculating here, but that's what the internet sort of assumed. But maybe we're all just like looking for clues now because of the Superbowl thing.
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And sometimes it's actually easier to tell a complete stranger your deepest, darkest secret than it is to tell like your sister.
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I've, I've been like watching this being like, Oh, these two definitely don't get along anymore. And like some things, and she's going to leave the network. Um, when her contract is up. I don't know when that is, but I think the Superbowl and like the lack of them being together, even spotted once made this like a much more mainstream thing now where I'm seeing it all over my social media.
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Whereas before I was just like, you know, thinking to myself, I'm like, Oh, I wonder what's going on. Yeah.
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Yes, well, contracts are contracts. But she's not supporting the network. That's the thing. And I think a part of when you become a talent on that network is you go to events, you do products, you make content for social media, you guest on other unwell shows. It's a full-time job. Yeah, Clambakes, Trips to the Cape.
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And she was doing that at one point because I remember she went to South by Southwest when it was just her and Madeline Argy. Those were the first two talents. But radio silence ever since.
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So check that out. It's video and audio. And we love Jay Shetty in this house. And like only he could get me to talk like that. So like kill me.
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I know. To me, this is a gossip I find interesting. This is internet drama, podcast drama. I need to know.
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I want to see something. Yeah. Her shows on the podcast network still says unwell. So she is like legally and probably like ad sales wise being distributed by unwell.
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You're involved a little bit, but you're supposed to sort of be like steering this ship while keeping the show entertaining. And he did make me chuckle a couple of times. Like he did a really good job as a podcaster in that moment, but also a brother and friend.
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Of all the people in all the land, you are the least allowed to watch it. Like we are too close for you to know that shit. Okay.
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Yes, I saw that too, which I loved. Quickly, just back to Travis's monologue about the Super Bowl. He did this thing that I also saw Patrick Mahomes doing in the press conference immediately after the game where it was like blaming yourself. Being like the whole, the reason we lost was all my fault. I wasn't a good enough leader. I was making mistakes. And it's like,
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Do you feel like he is going to retire? It's not like so obvious. I feel like with Jason, it was like he didn't say it, but we just knew based on a multitude of things. I feel like it could be a little early for Travis, but if he did, like it would be good too.
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It's also hard because Travis is 35 and Patty Mahomes is 29. So like that six year age difference, like is where like your career is, you know, those are like the best years. So I can see him like almost staying to keep up with Patty and be this dynamic duo that they are, you know, Patrick and Travis, Travis and Patrick. Um, But Patrick was born in 1995. Like, that's really crazy.
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Worst. That's a really, really good place to be.
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You are barred from watching. Okay. I'm going to tell Jay Shetty to block you. I hope you guys enjoy it because I can. Yeah. Like if you, if there's a particular moment you think Jackie might like find funny, feel free to like, you know, take a video and send it to her, but that's it. Yeah, that is it.
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No, seriously. Just call me Stephen A. Smith.
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Oh, that's so funny. And then you like meet a toaster in the wild with her husband who like kind of hates you. You know, he's like taking the picture like to be a good husband. And you could tell like he knows who you are. He's like, yeah, we listen in the car. And, you know, he just like wants to actually shoot you just to end the misery. We've all been there. So I get it. Yeah.
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Who's my Colin Cowherd, Claudia, Jackie Asher? Let me think. Who does Ben listen to for takes that literally gives the worst takes ever? Ben doesn't really consume content.
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But he just goes through phases of interests. He'll be really into Eastern medicine for a while, and he'll find a bunch of meditative, sort of like Jay Shetty, spiritual leaders. And then he'll get really into punk music. Like he just like goes, like he doesn't have a consistent fave. No, no.
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Like who does he even follow on social media? Like when he scrolls through. Oh, oh, I'm sorry. I know who my husband's Colin Cowherd is. It's these four guys. It's Alex Guarnaschelli. Correct. And they're not, they don't even give takes. I just am forced to watch. So Ben is obsessed with this group of guys on TikTok.
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It's like four guys and they go and play mini golf and they make really high quality videos of the game. And it's like, It's like a five minute video rundown of all the halls being like, Sam is going for a part two. And they get like really high quality like video shots. It's in fucking sufferable to watch and listen to. He thinks it's so cool.
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I know he would die, die to go play a game with them and like get in one of their videos because Ben loves mini golf. I find it like ringing in my ear.
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No. Just himself. Does he watch golf? Yes. Golf doesn't have like raging commentary. It's like a silent sport.
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Is this only number two? Cause that was like four stories in one. Yes.
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So that's why I've had a morning, just kind of being a national sensation in the vulnerability community. What have you had this morning?
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People don't use SMH. Mandy Moore throwing around an SMH is what makes this story Fast Five worthy. Too bad it wasn't an SMDH. SMFH. Shaking my fucking head.
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So I saw this, and honestly, I kind of rolled my eyes. While, yes, it is really crazy that the package is outside of a door that no longer exists. I think he ordered something. Right, no, I have to think about the driver. The driver still has a job to do. I imagine if you lose packages as a driver, you are docked in some way. What is the driver realistically supposed to do?
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And to be honest, if I ordered a package and I had a house that burned down and it said delivered, I would go and get it. At least you kind of know where it is. And I just think in the grand scheme, Mandy Moore has lost everything. Her in-laws have lost everything. She's been one of the most vocal people, a celebrity who really lost a lot. This isn't really worth her time and energy.
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they ordered something well by the way this is totally what happened no no that's a good call it's happened to me all the time like when you move and you forget to update your address so like they needed they like are in a rental or something and they needed towels because they're whatever and they sent the towels to the old bird down house like i know how it happened and and it's unfortunate for sure amazon has amazing customer service and it's just like it's really not as
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Of course not. But I do have logistical questions for the Amazon driver. Like, when an entire block of homes is burned down, how do you know which is, like, house 39?
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Somewhere. Somewhere. Yeah. I just, I think as a celebrity, like when you use your platform to complain like about customer service, like you have to be really particular because it does look like out of touch for a celebrity to be like, oh, Delta, you didn't give me a refund. It's one of my least fucking favorite things. Like, it's okay for regular folk to do.
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Like that's what social media is so great for is like getting access to customer service you might not get just like waiting on the phone. When celebrities do it, it is so out of touch. I don't care if you're, we were just talking about Jessica Chastain versus JetBlue, the people versus JetBlue. Like, It was, and she's probably right.
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Like give her her $1,500, but it's like, girl, girl, you have an Oscar. Like you'll be fine. So you have to be really prudent as a celebrity when you're going to use your platform for customer service need. And I don't think that this was worth it.
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And it sounds like, since they were able to take a photo of the box, that they got the box.
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Yeah, all my sisters are together without me.
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Yeah, no, it's kind of admirable. Like no matter the circumstance, this post-apocalyptic street in Los Angeles, like Amazon still shows up. And by the way, you don't know what the driver has been through. Has the driver lost his home? And like the driver's just trying to get through the day and like get a paycheck and just deliver packages. Like- I don't know, it's an L for Mandy.
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Yeah, like rain or shine, fire and rain. And brimstone. We will be there. We've got your package. And that's the kind of delivery I've come to expect from Amazon. So I'm not shocked to see that big box. And you know there were towels in that box. It's just like such a perfect size for towels.
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it's the more-in-laws, so what's her husband's name?
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Goldsmith. She married a Jew. Does Goldsmith. So really is her machatunum sister.
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My current towels. And I like to rotate them out. Like quite frequently. My current towels are Brooklyn in. Um. After we talked about Macha Tenem Sista, Maddie texted me. She's like, I love it. She wants to be called Macha Tenem Sista from now on.
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Are you ready? So overlooked. Let's not get into it, but we're so hilarious and overlooked.
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It's giving I, Ross, take thee, Rachel. Emily! Yeah. If you know, you know. Yeah, sounds really funny. It really was. It also shook the community at the time, like in 1999 when that happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wasn't aware, but people were not okay.
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Here's the thing. You know, I'm always the first person to make Tarek almost the villain in a story. And he is most of the time. Given the fact that these two look so similar, Tarek and Christina still co-parent and still work together so much. I can imagine being on a job site with like a beautiful blonde. And calling her Christina. Do you know what I mean? He did for so many years.
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So I don't think that this is, you know, there was any ill will when Tarek did it. I don't know if I would have shared with the world that I did that, but that's why me and Tarek are different. We are very different, me and Tarek.
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It sounds kind of familiar. I thought you were gonna quote one of my favorite quotes about God, which is, blacking out is God's way of saying, forget about it.
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We're also inherently the same, and I think that's why we beef so hard, because it's like, I hate myself.
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I am a moof mama. At least I know Ben can never leave me and use our pet names because they're not generic like love bug, buddy hump. It's moof mama. It's moof-a-lish.
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He could never call anybody moof-a-lish. And the thing is, is that all of our weird nicknames, I guess, are originated from maybe at one point in our relationship, Ben called me Muffin.
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And then it became Muffon, Muff, Muffalish, Big Daddy Muff, Big Papa Muff. Like, yeah.
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Big Mama Muff. Big. Small Mama Muff. Now it's like, it's Muffalish. That's what Ben calls me.
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Yeah. I'm trying to think, like, when Ben comes home, what does he say? Like... Mufalish, yeah.
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No, but we've really evolved to Mufalish recently.
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He's Brunjalish, Mufalish, and he's Papa.
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I wonder if our kids are going to call him Papa instead of Daddy.
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I so want my kids like, Ma, Papa. I want them to be like Eastern European shtetl.
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Love that. well Tariq and I also think if you train your kids to call the father papa they will say mama first as opposed to dada that's what actually my physical therapist who just had a baby she was telling me life hack if you don't want them to say dada first make them call like father oh that's really funny like make it too hard I just want to say like both my kids said mama first
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Slay the house down. Yeah, that's right. Mom of the year. World's greatest mom. You bitches could never raise in the standard for women.
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By the way, it doesn't sound like you have COVID. It sounds like you now have long COVID.
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Well, as you should. I actually had a dream. Oh, my God. My dreams are so crazy.
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I had a dream that Bruno came to live with Ben and I. Cause you know, like we secretly want that to happen.
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Yeah, yeah, but Ben, I don't know if you know, Ben really feels very strongly about Bruno. He doesn't like his lifestyle. Ben thinks that Bruno's not reaching his full potential living in Florida. He thinks that living here in New York with us and Romeo, Bruno would be much happier. He thinks Bruno's depressed and he thinks it has to do with his lifestyle.
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Well, he's just like, if you look at him, he doesn't seem happy all the time.
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And to be honest, I'm so ready for your long COVID era. Like, I just think that's where you're going to shine.
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I just want to let you know, if you ever felt like Bruno wasn't fitting into your lifestyle anymore or one of the kids developed an allergy, whatever, Bruno is welcome in my home. Ben would love to rehabilitate him and make him into a guard dog who goes on four-hour runs.
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Ben is really crazy about the dogs. And I do wonder, like, when we have a real human child... It will change, hopefully. Because sometimes the way Ben talks about Romeo, I'm like, Ben... He's a dog.
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And it's the most offensive thing I could say.
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I'm sorry. I just checked my phone. Like, somebody else texting me about Jay Shetty. Like, seriously? Somebody I work with. Like, seriously? Kill me.
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Yeah, no, I was really obsessed with the product launch. Like, first of all, Skims is, like, always doing crazy things, and everybody's like, that's crazy. And then they, like, slay the house down. Like, their nipple bra was so popular. Yeah. So, and I do feel like I'm not one of these people, like, I have enough breasts to go around, and I'm really not, like, a tishy person.
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So I'm not the target demo for this particular product. But I know that, like, there are actually a lot of women who, like, wear... different undergarments, wear different types of clothing to enhance these parts of their body. And so she's kind of really giving women what they want, but I couldn't help but think about like Kim's ass, like in general, right?
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Like the journey we've been on when they first got famous, she like really now in hindsight had like the most normal body ever. She just had, like, an ass that was, like, a little bigger than, like, someone else of her size, right? Yeah. And the media just became obsessed with it. It was, like, Kim's ass, Kim's ass, Kim's ass.
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And so much so that, like, it kind of got its own personality, its own... And it obviously got bigger with time. Yeah, and she would, like, accentuate it in whatever she wore because, like, that was her thing. Yes, and it was also, like, this running thing. Is it real? Is it real? Is it real? And I do believe, like, when she launched on the scene, she was just, like, a girl who had, like...
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like a thicker tush and it was totally real. And then it, because she got rewarded for it so much and so much attention, like I do think she ended up enhancing it surgically or whatever. And then the validity of the tushy became like a worldwide, we were talking about it all the time. Like I forget about that time in my life where like everyone was just talking about Kim's tushy.
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So much so that she got an x-ray on- Tyra? The- Was it on Tyra? No, it was on Keeping Up. Oh, I don't know why. And she like showed us all her x-ray and it was like, it's real. And it was supposed to like put the whole thing to bed but the butt was just getting bigger and then Khloe randomly got a butt and we just know they got it from the same place.
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Correct. So the fact that we have now all these, like we actually never got, like I know that her butt is not real, right? Like I'm not stupid. But the fact that like it was such a topic of conversation in pop culture for actual years and now she's even profiting off of it, which I love. But without ever like telling us what really like what is it? Like just what is it? Like God, what is it?
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No. And then like when Chloe got a butt and they also, I think took things a little far.
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No, no, but do you remember Khloe's tushy? She obviously, I think she had like a botched something because there's like a specific season of Kardashians where she wore, I'm remembering this picture, she wore light wash jeans. And her tushy is like, it's actually like a full six feet, like six inches like off her back. Like it's a shelf. Yeah, that's a BBL, right? Yeah.
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To me, that actually wasn't a baby. Actually, I don't even know. So I think that they were like trying different things like surgery wise. And that was, I think, the the turning point for them was that season where Chloe and Kim's was so crazy, too. But like Chloe's also just popping up out of nowhere. Kim's was like a 10 year progression that like day to day you didn't notice.
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But if you looked at a picture from 2010 to 2020, you were like, oh. Yeah. Oh. Chloe's was seriously in six months. Like it was so fucking crazy. Chloe. And so that really put everybody back on the conversation. It is so crazy that like we're sitting here talking about a woman's tissue. Like it's disgusting. But like that is what happened. Yeah.
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Like that was seriously the craziest time of my life.
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It brings up the question again. And I know people are like clowning on her. Like this is bad for women. Let me tell you, women are going to love this. This product's going to crush. I don't think this is bad for women. I think this is great. I don't think it is either.
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1000%. And like, if this was an issue that I had with my body, like I would be the first person in line.
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You know, if she could come out with like a FUPA decliner, like I will be the first person to purchase. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like I think products like this are actually great.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Yeah. So she needs to get back in the lab on the, the FUPAlicious decliner and I will be promoting it for free.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
It's giving Orlando Film Festival, first of all. Santa Barbara Film Festival, that's not a thing.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Oh, wow, wow. I wonder how they celebrated such a major milestone.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
But it was just at like a movie theater. It was really crazy to see them like in a rec room.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
It's Mrs. Chalamet. I really can't get over it. They're such an unlikely duo, visually.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
pale brunettes. Yes, if you want to be simple about it. But the way I see it, she's like this whole lot of woman, curves, breasts. Like I'm being really disgusting. Sorry. Like sexualizing the Kardashians today, but like they are these like really bodacious women. Yeah.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
And I think one of the things that people loved about them for so long was that they really, they've never been like pin thin with the exception of like Kendall, who's a supermodel. They've always sort of represented, even though it's not real, a little bit more of a realistic body. Like they've always talked about their weights and stuff.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
So they really are like these like curvy, beautiful, bodacious women. And like Timothy's like seriously 90 pounds soaking wet little boy. Like I, To me, visually, they could not be more different, even though, yes, they're both pale and brunette.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Yeah, no. And the longer they stay together and the more events they go to, like, I think they're actually probably well matched. I think they're a good couple. But I'm such a visual person. I see things very visually. And you still can see it? No, I can. I can. I can. I just, I don't know if I get it.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
No, but I get it for him. Like, who wouldn't want to date her, you know? But he's like a very kind of polarizing.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
For some people. But he's polarizing to others too. Like, the fact that he is this, the biggest movie star heartthrob. He's seriously four feet tall.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
I also, not only did I have a morning, I have an afternoon. Today is the day.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
I'm more of a Pauline Chalamet. Like she's my girl.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Would that make her children Jewish? Yes, it would. They could get bar mitzvahed with Mason and Rain.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Of course, of course. I wasn't skipping over Penelope.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
I wonder what they're going to raise Elvis as, because Mason had a bar mitzvah.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Is that not her kid's name? Rocky. Courtney? Rocky. My bad, my bad. Why did I think his name was Elvis?
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
But like all of his siblings have a bar mitzvah and he doesn't get one?
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Wow, like I've seriously been talking about this big thing that's happening to me. I've been talking about it for a couple.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Let's really quickly talk about The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. It really wasn't worth the hour I spent watching it this morning. Did you watch last week? No, I felt like I could skip it.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
I saw in the previously on, and it looked like seeing my girls, Bose, Erica, Kathy, and Dorit, like,
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
dweeb team obsessed her house is gorgeous I feel like I got the vibes and I could tell what you meant like it was just having hard conversations with good friends yeah it was like real girl talk there was laughing there was crying there was hard truths like that's how friends really are it was it was very pleasant to watch
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
This episode was so boring and I don't, I got really weird vibes from Sutton wanting to repair her relationship with her mother. In the presence of her two friends, one of whom she's literally not friends with, Kyle. Yeah, Garcelle is her ride or die. You can go through something like that while also being on camera. It felt so weird and so disingenuous. And her journey is her journey.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
And I don't feel like it's fair to judge anyone, you know, who goes through like what she went through with her dad. Like that's so hard. But she did put it out there for us to comment on. So my only thought is like I felt like, yeah, did you have like the most amazing mom in the world who was so loving? No. But it was kind of tough to watch her villainize her mother.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
while sort of only remembering the good of her dad and memorializing her dad so positively, While she was telling us he wasn't alcoholic, he had his fair share of issues, and she almost has no resentment towards her dad. Not that she should hate her dad who passed, but she had put all of that on her mom. And then when my dad died, we got fish sticks. Give your mom a fucking break.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
It was actually really tough to watch. And then just talking about, my dad used to sit in this chair. And that's what you do when someone passes, of course. You only remember the good. And I just feel like that almost left her mom to be treated more unfairly
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
My glucose test is today. Okay. Not looking forward to it. I'm not gonna lie. I have not even tried to, people say like you can try to eat X, Y, I've done nothing. Like I've just been my normal self, which I think is best. I want the best, most accurate results. I'm thinking I'm not gonna share my results on Instagram. You'll have to tune into the toast tomorrow to find out.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
by Sutton, and not that she should feel any type of negative way about her dad, because he obviously struggled, but to take any, I think a lot of people when they lose a parent, you feel mad that they left you behind, or you feel abandoned. She put all of that on her mom, who ended up having to pick up the pieces, and was she perfect? No. She was a good mom, okay? She put a roof over their heads.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
I just felt like Sutton was being really unfair.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
I didn't even, every time I picked up, it was like sudden bitching about something else. And I'm like, Oh my God, give your mother a break.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Like obviously she really is indicative of somebody who grew up in a different time.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Yeah, it was just like a tough watch. Yeah. And I don't know, maybe it was because the way she lost her dad, which is so tragic, but it just felt like we were watching a little too much. Like when she went back to the house, I was like, this doesn't need to be filmed. Like, yeah. And the two episodes before she even got out of the car, she's like crying. I felt so bad for her. Like, I don't know.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
It just, it didn't feel like it was the most productive conversation with her mom. It didn't feel like a productive trip. She's not even close with Kyle. Like, I don't know why this whole ordeal had to be filmed.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
And I think that the guy who works for her is really annoying.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
And then the whole conversation about how, like, I guess her mom had really always kind of wanted to be a modern woman who worked, but at the time it wasn't, And that when Sutton, after she got divorced, went on, I guess they were talking about her role as a housewife. Like a real housewife. Because they said, you're like a working woman. Did she work when she was married?
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
I'm going to stand with her mom on that. I didn't realize they were talking about the store. I thought they meant her career as like a celebrity.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Oh, the store. Okay. I didn't get that. I totally forgot because the store is closed.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Yeah, and so I know I have to drink that juice. I know I have to fast for an hour before the test, which is definitely gonna be really hard for me. So when the clock strikes, like I need to have lunch right after the toast.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Yeah. Like, she just, her wanting praise. I'm sorry. Like, the thing is, it feels so weird to comment on someone's relationship with their mom. Like, it's so inappropriate. Who the fuck am I? You put it on TV. So, like. Yeah. Yeah. I thought she was just being really unfair and mean to her mom.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
And then in conjunction with just the story of her dad and everything her dad did was amazing, amazing, amazing. And my mom sucks, she gave us fish sticks. It's called dinner.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Yeah, maybe she should struggle with it privately.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
So that's Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Video, iHeartRadio, CastBox, all the places where you can find us. The Toast is a five-star review about how beautiful, about how stunning, about how good a talented we are.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
God laughs. Or one of my favorite things about God, what if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
It is. I'm so over it. Okay, last chance, okay? I feel like, no, I feel like we should just do it like every Friday or something. Like doing it every day.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
I don't know that that's true, but have a great day, everyone. Love you.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Maybe this is my foray into sourdough. Your entree. If medicine takes me that way.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
I've heard such mixed messages about the drink.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
And you have to drink it all in like five minutes.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
I think a lot of the glucose test mania is overhyped on social media.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Because I think that what I'm about, I think I'm going to be disappointed when I get to the test.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Yeah, so you chug. You have to wait an hour. In that hour, I actually have a scan, so I'll be busy.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Because I planned really well. And then I'm going to go back, get your blood taken, yeah.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Huge day. It's also, oh, we have like a really fun, exciting week. So tomorrow I'm headed to Florida for a wedding. So I'm going to see my sister, which is just a bonus. And so Friday's episode, we're going to be together. Yeah. We actually have booked a kind of a sick pargy studio. So get ready for like new studio vibes. You know, we get new personalities every time we enter a new studio.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
and get to work and that will be like a fun environment i'm really excited and then we're gonna spend the day together yes like shopping i'm gonna see my kids i cannot wait to see all my kids i'm making all the kids come see me yeah we're gonna have fun yeah i'm excited so it's kind of like a big week today we have the real housewives of beverly hills recap which i did watch this morning i completely forgot about it they're so forgettable it's very forgettable last night's episode was a real low
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
It was, but I also- It took me over two hours to watch it, which is- I have a lot of thoughts. Like nothing happened, but on, and I would never comment on someone's like, you know, interpersonal family relationships, but Sutton like really put it out there for us.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
I have a lot of thoughts. I think she hopes you would comment on it considering- Yeah, but not in the way that she wants me to.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Well, I talked about this a couple of months ago, and it finally came to fruition. My episode of Jay Shetty came out today.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
What is it? Like a young woman's entrepreneurship gala?
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
oh shit, like our plans just got, God forbid me, like one time just want a prerecorded episode so I can get on a plane tomorrow. No.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Which is so exciting. Patreon's blowing up this month.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Okay. Like so many people in my life texting me. I know that his podcast is really big. I didn't realize how many people in my own life tune into it. People who don't even really understand what I do for a living, they're like, yeah, I know Jay Shetty. I'm like, you do? Yeah.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Yeah, so if you have a question for Margo that's really deep and dark, put it in our Facebook group so we can get it turd. For you guys, not for us. We don't even care. We don't even want to know anything. Yeah, no. Yeah. So that's what's new over here, turd-a-loo. That's good. Busy things, busy things.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
I can't believe you're speaking at an event.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
And you'll tell everyone tomorrow what it is?
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Yeah, of course. Let's see. Okay. So it's like a local community event? Oh, wow. I don't know any of this. Oh. Oh, wow. You've been tapped as like a local lifestyle influencer? Yeah.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
I'm also doing something crazy. So I've spent the last like two weeks looking for a dress for this wedding. I couldn't really start before that because my body's changed so much. And I have tried so hard. Like I have ordered, I have gone to stores. I have really tried, but it's also hard. I really don't want to spend a lot of money at this current body shape.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
I don't think I'll be the shape really ever again, even if I'm pregnant, like I'll look different, you know? So I don't want to spend a lot of money. So I've really been struggling and my last box of dresses arrived yesterday and And it didn't work out. Like it's, I'm just kind of going to this wedding without a dress, which is so crazy.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
I forgot to update you on like my, cause you've been really helpful in my dress journey. I had three more dresses.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
And actually the last dress I tried on wasn't bad, but it was far too expensive. Like I couldn't in good conscience, like buy something. But so here's what I did.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
um and it came out this morning and it's just like one of those things i didn't realize you know like one time when i was like it was like i think 2017 i went on squawk alley like the cnbc show at the stock exchange because snapchat went public and they were looking for like a young hot influencer to talk about it enter turdy and when i got off my phone was blowing up with like people from all walks of my life being like oh my god i just saw you and i'm like you guys watch squawk alley
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
And no, that's the thing. I probably, I wouldn't, I wouldn't have even at a different size, like at my regular size. I it's like, I would never spend this amount of money on a dress. Like it's too much.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Oh my God, you're literally making me feel bad. Should I keep the dress?
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
You're doing great things. So what I then ended up doing was ordering three more dresses directly to my hotel, which is so crazy. Like it's, I know how crazy it is.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
It's true. Okay, I texted you the dress. Like it's cute. You look amazing.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Oh, oh, oh. I'm like embarrassed. Okay. There you go.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
The thing is, I didn't like it that much for that price. Do you know what I mean?
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
No, no, it's not uglier, actually. They're better. It's from the same brand, but they were all on sale. So whatever. The thing is, I'm going to a wedding without a dress. I'm going to a party in a limo. I was thinking the same thing. I'm going to a party without a dress. And like I'm leaving for a wedding without a dress for the wedding, which is so crazy.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Well, that's the other thing. I also have two sisters who live locally. Like if worst case scenario, like I'll figure something out.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
And here's what I'll say to my Teresa.com. If you don't get me that FedEx wanted to express business day shipping that I ordered, like, cause I ordered it last night. It still hasn't shipped. Now the wedding's not till Sunday.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
We're good on time. We're good on time. But like, where is the shipping information? Just make haste. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Teresa, if you're listening, um, Tick tock on the clock. Party don't start till I walk in. You know? Yeah. Yeah.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Yeah, me too. It's a journey. It's a surprise.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Your body. Okay. Well, I'm listening and I'm learning.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yeah. That's such a great year. No, Passover definitely deserves hate this year. I agree. Sorry, we don't make the rules.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
You have something to look forward to.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
That's one thing you can count on the Jews for. Like we're going to make it fat, like no matter what it is. Like the recipes, matzah is just like, it's literally a plain cracker. It's, I don't even know what it's made of, like flour. It's bread ingredients, but it's bread that doesn't rise.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
So one thing about us, like we're going to find a way to make it fat. Like the common recipes like matzo pizza, matzo bread, like it's chocolate covered matzo, matzo crack, like brittle. Like we make it so fat. So it's like a holiday where you actually could lose weight because you're not supposed to be eating bread. But we're not.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Has it only been less than a year since you started making sourdough?
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I just feel like it's been a part of our family like since our inception. Yeah.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
And I scheduled it very nicely because if... He hasn't flipped, which I'm pretty sure he hasn't. Tomorrow, I start my journey in the Eastern medicine at the Software Longevity Institute of Technology. I have my first acupuncture appointment tomorrow.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Happy anniversary. Oh, wait. Do you know today's toast anniversary?
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I meant to talk to you about that. I'm sorry. I meant to open the show with that.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Okay. Well, happy toastiversary to you and all who celebrate.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I don't know. I feel like last year I was feeling, like, really at a glance about it. Yeah. And this year it just feels like another day.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
We have cute pictures. We had a big party at Zero Bond.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yes. I think my change year was last year or whenever I quit the vape and got on Ozempic. Like that was the year I changed every part of who I am.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I haven't heard one good reason why.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
And happy Toastiversary. Maybe sound off in the comments. What's been your favorite Toast moment in the last seven years?
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I know, but we are running a bracket on our Instagram right now. Hopefully you guys have been participating in our Toast madness. having people choose their favorite Toast moments in Toast history. I believe we're down to the final two as of yesterday. And it was, Claudia, I don't think there's a 5K. And when I took off my underwear at physical therapy.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I know, that's what people chose. We had people submit. If you're not following us on Instagram, you're missing out on a lot of good fun and games. You guys know I love a game.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I think any time where we've like truly just not been able to stop laughing, like a belly laugh where the episode is like silent because we're laughing so hard. Those are my favorites. I don't, not one specifically comes to mind, but anytime we're just like cackling hags, that's my favorite.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I've done some research. There's conflicting reports. Some people feel it. Some people don't.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
And I wouldn't want to do it with anybody else. With anybody, period. Yeah, anybody. Sometimes I forget you're here.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
No, if I am forced to do it with someone, it could only be you.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
It could only be you. And I am so glad it is.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Well, I feel like sufficiently caught up. I feel like we've at a glance enough for this Toastiversary and that we could dive in.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
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The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
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The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
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7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
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The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I also had physical therapy yesterday where we did some exercises and such.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
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7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
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The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
So I'm in my going to the bathroom era, but I know this summer I'll be wearing a lot of active dresses. We wore them literally all summer last summer. And it's such a great, cute look, like very sporty, very athletic, very put together, but like kind of easy. But going to the bathroom is such a pain in the tuchus. And I love the active dresses from Roback because they actually have –
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
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The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
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The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
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The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
No, my baby's name is Bowie. Everybody knows that.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
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7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
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7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Oh, and? And it's actually crazy because I had watched The Voice, what was that, a couple of weeks ago? And I came on and said that I found the show insufferable mostly because of Michael Bublé and how this kid came on. And did like a Frank Sinatra type of, and he was really good. And Michael Bublé didn't turn around because he was threatened. Jackie, what are the odds that I turn on an episode?
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
The exact same thing happened. And what was even weirder was that the dynamics of the coaches are very interesting. So this guy comes on, he has an amazing voice. He's doing, you know, somewhere beyond the sea. Not that song exactly, but like the vibe. And Kelsey really likes him. And Adam Levine is like, Kelsey, you should do it and block him.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
ballerini is a judge yes she's a judge adam levine is too and i feel like adam levine hates michael buble because he goes to kelsey he's like kelsey because she's gonna press her button block michael buble you get one block and so kelsey was like no he's not gonna choose him like they know that he's so crazy he doesn't choose him but it turns out michael buble knows this guy he follows him on social media because they're like you know he they a lot of these a
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
When I think of like famous boxers.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
And a lot of these shows like take from social media. So they take people who have like a couple hundred thousand followers posting singing covers. So this guy has like a little bit of an audience and a little bit of a career already. Michael Bublé knows him, follows him and does.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
He said that he knew him like from his voice. Yeah. Yeah. So he turns around and he says the reason why he didn't choose him, he's always coming up with fake, stupid reasons. The reason why he didn't choose him is because, you know, he's so close to the genre and he really wants people who sing the genre to be historically accurate with how they sing the songs.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
And I guess like the Frank Sinatras of that time, they didn't sing with vibrato. So vibrato is like when you hold a note and you kind of like shake it. So like somewhere. Thank you.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
And so Michael Bublé, wait, Jackie, Michael Bublé gets on stage and is like, you know, band, pick it up. And he's like, and you should have done this. And he started, Jackie, like it was so, how anybody doesn't see, this man is such a crazy narcissist. And I'm telling you, Adam Levine and Kelsey Ballerini, like they're picking up on it. Like she knew, she's like, I'm not going to waste my block.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
He doesn't choose people who actually threaten him.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
No, they're famous impersonators. Yeah. Yeah. No, I completely agree. And he's just like, He's kind of like, he gatekeeps the genre.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I can't stand him. Damn. Yeah, hate.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
So I did because there have been rumors about this show for a while.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
But it was also confusing because half the cast is not Bravo Nepo babies. Right. One, Amira, this girl I like from TikTok, she's like a makeup TikToker. She's on it. So it's like a blend of Nepo, Bravo's, but also just like NYC people. And I have to say, like, Bravo does not do a good job of casting in New York City. It's just not something they succeed at. They don't.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Well, you know, then we're getting into the MMA.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
New York is filled with interesting, wealthy people, and I feel like they're always missing the mark. So it's too soon to tell, obviously. We know what we know about Gia. I think Gia's actually a very good reality star. I think she's been making her mark on Jersey. She'll be good. I don't know that Brooks Marks has what it takes. I love Ariana Bierman.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I don't know that she has what it takes either. Same with Riley. These are just kind of people who have been real background actors, and I don't know if they know how to step into the light.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
You know, like I feel like, yeah, she's like. But Jackie, she's 21. What is she going to be doing in a house with 47-year-old Kyle Cook?
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
That's where Summer House gets weird.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I actually could of all I think the cast in general I couldn't see any of them like really succeeding on reality TV except Gia because she has stepped into more of just like a more than a daughter role in the last couple of years she had beef with Melissa she had beef with she's had like on-camera spats like she's officially a cast member yeah so here's who's on the show Ariana Bierman she's leaving Atlanta for the first time she's got her high school boyfriend with her can she translate her peach holding sensibilities to big city life yeah
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
It's always so interesting to me because you forget that like Beyond Housewives, she's like a deeply acclaimed music producer. Do you know Othello on Broadway? Everyone's talking about it.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Like it's her show. She's just like really legit.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
for whatever, I don't know what the show is supposed to be. Is it just like Rich Kids in New York? Is it Bravo Next Gen? I'm not sure what it is, but if it was a Rich Kids of Beverly Hills at New York edition, she's a great casting. Both of her parents are really famous and really rich.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I feel like that's like a title, you know? Yeah. Because she's like a full-time, really big TikToker.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yeah, right, where they're like actually humping each other. Perfect for hump day. I will genuinely never understand the difference between like – actually, the only one I can differentiate is WWE. That's like fake. Of course. Kids love it. No one's actually getting hurt. Total Bellas. WWE, UFC, MMA, like I don't understand the difference. But I know UFC is like – Is MMA.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
No, she also just launched a podcast.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
That's nice. She got her boyfriend cast on the show, too.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
That's also concerning, but that's very New York.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Me too. I think it's better that it's not like a strictly Bravo kids show. That's what I thought. I think that's what everyone thought it was going to be. The fact that they expanded a little bit just to be like a young New York show kind of maybe an attempt to be what like Vanderpump Rules of the West Coast or Southern Charm. I think that's good.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
But I don't know why New York Bravo shows about New York like are not good.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Obviously, the Real Housewives of New York. Right, NYC Prep. The Real Housewives of New York reboot is not good. Summer House is not New York City proper. But even the first couple of years of Summer House, they could not figure out who the fuck to cast. It was just this revolving door of freaks.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
What network was... MTV. What's his name? No, Magic Johnson's son. What's his name? EJ. EJ. And he had like this fab crew of New York swirlies.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yeah, yeah. It didn't do well either. It's a tough city to film in, honestly.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
No, we could definitely Google this, but I feel like I'm having fun in the unknown, you know?
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
It's not. Maybe like once a year when there's a fight on that has some sort of celebrity connection, like when Jake Paul does it, or... Tommy Fury.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Right, Logan 2. Did you see, actually, that their HBO Max reality show has debuted?
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Well, I can tell you the clips that I've seen, like everybody's talking about this one particular storyline between Logan and Nina where it's her birthday and he ends up getting her like a crocodile Birkin, which is like, oh my God. But it's the day of her birthday and he like forgot to get her a gift. And she's like, did you get me a present? And he was like, yeah. And he like lies to her.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
So it's like actually not romantic at all. The bag is sick. And he overspends because he seriously had like an hour in New York to go get a gift from like this fancy vintage shop.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yeah, and seriously, may this type of medical disease never find me. It's horrible. Yeah. Did you ever have acid reflux before pregnancy?
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I didn't even know what it was. I just thought it was similar to heartburn. It's so much worse.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
horrible yeah it really is so i actually really am sympathetic to keenan you know that's my boy yeah and did his uber driver like ever mention any of this any of this he did say that keenan struggles privately more than you know and just to like go easy on him for that um but he didn't go into specifics obviously he respects the attorney client privilege yeah that's really sad yeah but i love keenan but good to know that gert is a thing
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yes, I love an acronym. I love an acronym that like has a vowel that so you can like say it. Do you know what I mean? Like you can't say like, I guess you could say like ASPCA.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Right, when you can actually say, oh, that's like, we were just talking about Remy's...
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
The type of surgery she got was like S-A-D-E and they call it Sadie. I love, maybe it's because, you know, I'm like, I'm a very phonetic person.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
We do. We love acronyms. Literally, we're having a BFL after this.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yes, because we have to go to the doctor and, you know, I can't go on an empty stomach.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
No, no. I'm not kind of over that spot. Oh, you're wrong for that. No, I know. But we are having like a BFL. I love like acronyms. And that's why like that Jake Shane TikTok series he does, Nimming. We're Nimming. And he's like, I-A-S-H. I'm so hungry. Like, it's seriously me and Ben. I love it.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I know it was kind of sad, though. I feel like up until this point, I've known nothing about Nina and Paul. Comma Logan. As like a couple. And I've just always felt I'm like everything people think about them like is wrong. Like they're really like and he's a change man. Some of the clips I was seeing, I'm like, oh, no, that's like exactly what I thought you are. You know?
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7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
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Yes. But I think- But there also hasn't been a lot.
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7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
And he showed the video of his wife giving birth nude and he wanted Blake to give birth nude.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Okay, having said that, not to be contrarian.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yeah, because at the end of the day, material items matter more than being thought of.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
He said it's just that it was it was unordinary.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
But it was definitely sad to watch. Because she was like, I'm glad you did get me a present. You always forget.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I know everybody thinks I'm like so team Blake and like unable to see. I don't agree with one thing this guy said. Like if you could go through one more time all of his points, I could dispute every single one of them. And just because he perceives like he's not the one who's nude. It wasn't weird.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
So by the way, I feel like that's really misleading because yes. So you're standing next to Blake live. You can't see anything. He's a doctor. He's in between a vagina. So her wearing a hospital gown doesn't mean anything. Yeah.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I guess if you're wearing little black shorts and there's like a, you're a man in, in between your legs, like that's like pretty intimate, you know, her torso being covered. That doesn't matter. We're talking about her vagina. Yeah.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yes, it is. I have to imagine like under the gown, they would have to be biker. Yeah. I don't know. I just feel like everything he's saying is like, well, it's easy for you to say you're not the one in the seat.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I'm not sure at what point he told her the truth, whether it was with the audience or maybe the next day. But she got a Birkin. So we all have to come to Birkins in our own ways.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
And I don't agree that him being cast for the role is normal.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Because it's like a sensitive scene, just go by the book. It being your friend, I actually maintain that that's weird.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
It does. I mean, everything that she alleged had the sting has been taken out. There has been like a very effective response to all of her claims and she has not really formally responded. I don't know if she's waiting for court or whatever. But yes, everything that she alleged that when we first read it was like, oh, the astroturfing, like all of it.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
It all seems to have like sort of there seems to be an answer for everything. Yeah. I'm just not so easily swayed. I know people don't like my thoughts on this, but I'm just not.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I just want to be clear. I'm not standing my ground because I don't want to be wrong. Like sometimes like, you know, you have to admit like I have yet to see something like so foolproof. And like, I don't know if this lady's saying like this guy's freaky and I've always got like weird freaky vibes from him. Like, you know what? I'm going to believe it until I really have a reason not to.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
No, but maybe like, well, I also think like the words we use for stuff like have sort of lost their meaning because I think something can be inappropriate without it being sexual harassment. And maybe like, you know, it's not by the book and it made her uncomfortable, but is that sexual harassment? I don't know.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
No, but – and the thing is, like, I don't even feel a particular way, like, about Blake Lively. I feel like up until this thing, like, I never even – I definitely – like, my bias is that I think Justin Baldoni is freaky. And I've always thought there was, like, something weird about him. I don't like his, like, brand of feminism and his man bun. Like – having a podcast.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Like I definitely come into, I come into this with preconceived notions about him in a negative way, but I don't like Stan Blake lively, even though she's like Taylor's best friend. Like I've never like been a huge fan of her and Ryan. A lot of bad friends. She's actually bad at choosing friends. Like who are famous. That's I would never choose the people that she chooses. Like, so I don't know.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I don't even feel like this. And I'm not one of these women who are like, you know, believe everything women say. Like some women lie for sure. Um, I don't know why. I'm just, I haven't been moved yet. And I'm open to being moved. I've yet to see something like that compelling. I don't know, him just being like, it wasn't uncomfortable. How the fuck do you know?
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
You're the one with your hands in someone's vagina. Like, get out of here. Scram. It's just not your business to decide what's comfortable and not. Like, you can say facts about what she was wearing.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yes, I am 100% reserving judgment on this. I will admit that I was wrong, if I am wrong, during trial. I can't keep up with the court of public opinion, especially when one person is very actively... There is a well-thought-out strategy and campaign from Justin Baldoni's team to clear his name, whereas Blake seems to be not responding and waiting until trial. So... I am really reserving.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
If I'm wrong, I will be happy to say that I was wrong. I want to be completely honest about that. I don't know. I don't feel like I am. But I never feel like I'm wrong, you know? As you shouldn't. Such is life as Turney Lou.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
No, he went to like a, like it was like this very kind of a collector's item, kind of like a Hamisher Schlemmer type of store.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
If you don't know Jackie Siegel you guys ain't living give Jackie Siegel a reality show.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Tell everyone like what the documentary Queen of Versailles is about. It's really interesting.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
They live in a house that's big and beautiful. I think that the property itself sold years later. I don't think that's where they ended up living once they recovered. It was very Schitt's Creek. I actually think a lot of the early seasons of Schitt's Creek was like inspired by them, at least the house.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yeah, he went to like a fancy, but it was like a, no, it was like a classic like Instagram guy. Do you know what I mean?
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
They were also like a couple that I felt, you know, We're in love, you know? I think when you see people that wealthy. Right.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
She wasn't so young. She wasn't like 20, but she was like 40. And what was he like 70?
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I didn't know about all the other things like that they had a kid who passed away and then her sister too.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Kind of. He had like a private showroom. He was actually Jewish. He was religious. His name was like Yossi or something.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
She's a great follow on Instagram.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Kristen Chenoweth. You don't cast Kristen Chenoweth to not sing. No, it's true. And if Kristen Chenoweth is cast in it, that means like Broadway bigwigs or like it has good investors, good producers, good theater, everything.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Broadway's really having a moment. So everyone's talking about Othello. And like, I feel like it's having a moment across like a multitude of plays. So Othello with Denzel Washington. Nicole Scherzinger. Yeah, Sunset Boulevard. Jonathan Groff is in a new show that everyone's talking about. He's playing Bobby Darin. So it's all like old school music, very Michael Bublé-like. And...
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Gracie Lawrence, the girl who replaced Renee Rapp in Sex Lives, is in it too. Oh, cool. Then there was just a new show. Everyone was there. Did you see Kaia Gerber on Broadway?
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
What show was that? Good Day. It was called... I'll look. Oh, George Clooney's in it. That's why. That's why they went. The show is called... Good night and good luck. Good night and good luck.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Well, I've changed, but Broadway remains the same. I hate Broadway shows.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
You know? Maybe he wants to do a deal. Right. So it's Wednesday. We have stories. We did have a Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recap until I found out that Jackie didn't watch. And let me tell you, like, you guys are missing nothing. It was really giving part two, you know?
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
fucking love richard kind i'm shocked that you know him by name i only know him of course i do he's from curb yeah but he was also in that show amazon prime show red oaks that we loved they need to bring that show back he's been in everything like i he's a true working actor he probably goes to the grocery store he's totally fine maybe some people ask him for pictures because he is in everything he goes to barney green grass if he goes to like yeah al's daily you can't walk into zay park's
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
No, no. He's like a Jewish king, but he's so classic.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
That is the last Broadway show that I saw.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
It actually wasn't on Broadway. It was off 8th.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
No, actually, it really wasn't. It was Hell's Kitchen.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
That's also a big Broadway show. Alicia Keys music is in a show called Hell's Kitchen. Yeah. Broadway's definitely having like a revival.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
That's our show, you guys. I'm so hungry. I know.
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7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
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7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
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The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Of course. And I will accept my payment because I did watch it. And if I knew that I didn't have to, I wouldn't have suffered through it. But the payment was a picture of Harry in your bed. And you know what? The check cleared. We are square.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
And you truly missed nothing. Like they had Jennifer Tilly on.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yeah, it's like the more things change, the more they stay the same.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Which like I like her. And actually I like her even more after her time on the reunion. But like she, talk about not needing to be at a reunion. She had no drama to like answer to. So they pulled this like one random thing she said on like a Bravo digital web after show.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
And it was just basically saying that she was shocked to hear that PK is staying at the Beverly Hills Hotel because it's really expensive.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yeah, of course. But that's her big drama. She had to apologize. Like, it was so stupid. But what I didn't know is that she's a huge Housewives fan, like a super fan. And she's like talking about the differences of like watching it versus being a part of it. It wasn't that interesting.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
We shall tonight watch Summer House.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
So we get our Fridays back. What should we do with all of our free time?
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I mean, if you could start like LARPing your own nickname. I'm sorry. I'm not good with nicknames. You're lucky I came up with Folay.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
What else can I tell you before we are forced to talk about others? Did you see I made a naysay last night? I saw that you made a naysay last night. And I was like, I got left home alone. Ben went out to dinner with his parents. I'm eating like shitty leftovers.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I was, of course. And I planned to go, but at four o'clock, like I just dropped dead. Like I was seriously not okay. And like, to be honest, if I felt the way that I felt and they were going to like McDonald's, I would have went. But the restaurant they were going to, I knew I couldn't really be fat at. It was Greek. You don't like Greek. You know I hate Avra.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Even though it's so good, it's a beautiful restaurant.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Everyone loves Avra. It's just like, I don't like Greek food. I can't really be indulgent.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Right. Ben was like, let me know if you want to come, if you're feeling well. He was very understanding.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Avra. Oh my God. So I was like, I wanted to go because... But like the idea that I would like suffer, cause just being out of the house after four o'clock is suffering for me. And I wouldn't even get like a big fat juicy meal. It wasn't enough to take the risk. And I would be in this uncomfortable chair.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
And then when Ben got home so late, by the way, he was like, no, it's so much better that you didn't come. I was like, okay. He said the best time. Also, his sister couldn't come because she was sick and she didn't want to get me sick. She didn't want to get Ben's parents sick.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
So it just ended up being, it was supposed to be celebrating a little belated Ben's birthday because he hadn't seen his family for his birthday.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yeah, he had an only child night. They had cocktails. He was like, we just had the best time. He was being kind of annoying. I don't know if he was trying to make me jealous. It was kind of working. That's really funny. He was like, it was just amazing. My parents are the best. And I was like, yeah, yeah. He was like, I'm like, was it like, sorry that I didn't come. He's like, no, it's fine.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I would love to know where you'd end up with a friend named Jackie.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
a thousand percent and you know me like a good feeling when i hit like a time where i need to go i'm like we have to go yeah but they're kicking they're kicking they had cocktails so it was better but he just kept saying like it's actually better that you didn't come okay oh he said like his father repeating hurtful things twice not even twice like four times i was like okay so what did you eat for dinner
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I had leftover tacos, which were still good. But then I was tapping through your Instagram story. I'm like, oh, she's having homemade wares and I'm eating like seriously out of a Tupperware.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
You did inspire me to watch Ina, which is what I watched while I ate my leftover tacos.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
The places it would take you. Oh, the places you'll go.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
There's just something, even though I... She's the vibe. If you watch too much of anything, you'll start to hate. And so I am starting to hate Ina. And I noticed like her little flaws. Like she actually doesn't try her own food. Except last night she made her signature chocolate chip cookies and they looked...
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
so good and she ate the whole thing so I'm like oh so you do eat but she doesn't eat any of her other shit
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
It's literally science. Like every reaction has an equal and opposite reaction.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Very lessons in chemistry. A little N-A-C-L. I love that. We got to talk more about the periodic table.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
You know, because I'm feeling like borium. You are borium. Yeah. And I feel like we're not talking enough about potassium like as a society.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I'm feeling nervous. So for any of our listeners who are either new or don't know some of the rules of Passover, it's a beautiful time. It's a great holiday. But it is like 10 days where you're not supposed to eat any leavened. Is it?
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
It feels like 100. That's why. I almost said three weeks. That's what it feels like. It's a certain period of time where, you know, out of respect for what our ancestors went through, being kicked out of Egypt before their bread had time to rise, you're not supposed to eat anything leavened. So that's pretty much all carbs, all bread, anything like, you know, with gluten in it. Yeah.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Let me tell you, that shit is so hard. And I think in like the last couple of years, I've had an easier time because I've been like dieting and on Ozempic. So I just have like less cravings. Any food restrictions haven't been such a big deal for me.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
But I, there must be like a prenatal makhloket where you don't have to, the idea of not eating bread.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
And like we need more, we need more hate for Passover.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
In no way is it even close to how bad Yom Kippur is.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yom Kippur is like a full fast day. Like it's horrible. And over the course of Passover, you find yourself leaning on things like potatoes, right?
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Potatoes are not leavened. I mean, potatoes are not bread. Potatoes are a vegetable. Yeah, you think of them as like bread, but they're not. It's totally safe. And in certain denominations of Judaism, like whether you're Syrian or, you know, my Moroccan side, they have different rules. Like you can have rice in some communities. You can have corn. Yeah. We're Ashkenaz.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Like, we take it so seriously. Like, we can't have anything. And I have to look. Maybe I'll chat with the rabbi. I need to get some sort of exemption. It's so unfathomable that I would go eight days without having any carbs or bread.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Still intact as far as I know. And even though it's still really early, I'm really wiping with a lot of intent. Do you know what I mean? Which I feel like is good at this point in pregnancy. It's important to know what's going on down there. Headed to the doctor today. Going to see if the baby's flipped. I can tell you he definitely hasn't.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yeah, but you know, Ben is like a little like, he's like judging, you know?
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yeah, something about Passover. Maybe he just like always looks forward to, he's always trying to diet and like he can't. But this is like from God. It's divine. And he's like a little, he's like, well, you know that soda has corn syrup in it. I'm like, oh, fuck off.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Which I think as a pregnant person, it actually is like unsafe for me to eat matzah. It's a real binder. And I'm already like not having like the most amazing digestion. And I just don't think like stocking up. Correct. I don't think stocking up on matzah is like good for me or the baby. And that I'm actually being serious about.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And then it got me off the couch and I tried to make it at home. Now it didn't come out amazing because there was no recipe available online. So I just had to kind of remember what Megan said.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
They do. They need like something where I could follow the recipe. But I like things that like inspire me to. do something. Practically apply. Yeah. Like to cook, to clean, to homemade, to craft. So like, I like that already. She's getting me up. She's getting me into the kitchen and I'm going to try a spaghetti with fresh tomatoes.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Like that's what I want out of a cooking show is like to see something that I feel inspired to do. So I thought that there were moments that were like, Hey, that's a good tip. Thanks. But the core issue with the show is that there's no like reason for it. Like other shows, I know she's making dinner for Jeffrey. He shall come home and we will have, she's having a dinner party.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Other shows, Martha Stewart, she is teaching us something. She is an educator. This is for the person at home to learn how to make what I make. Now, Megan... No, Megan's is just, it's aesthetic.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
It's like, you need a little bit more of a reason because it's like so silly. When she's having this mock kids party with Mindy Kaling, you're just feeling silly. They're sitting there under a balloon arch in dresses without any children around at a children's party table to show how you can make a children's party. And it's like, there's no...
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
reason to tear like why is does every show should have like a reason for being and yeah they don't really have one it's like you're not teaching us like
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
lot of cooking because megan herself says she's not like an expert chef but are we learning with you that's a good like selena and chef are we learning with you are we going to try a new recipe with you like are you going to show us how you make a meal that works for kids and adults like there's just no angle it's just like here's a bunch of pretty shit that i found on pinterest and that's the other thing it really is like pinterest overload and it's like she the first scene
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
as the beekeeping, which was weird because she is a beekeeper. So if I wanted to watch beekeeping, I could go on National Geographic. But then the second scene, she's making bath salts for her guests. And like, where'd you learn to make bath salts? Why'd you learn to make bath salts? Like she doesn't share any personal anecdotes.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
candles and I know about the wick thing and the temperature and then the popsicle stick so it did feel like she was regurgitating like internet hacks as like pargy aesthetic garden things when this is all like pretty common knowledge yeah but then frame it as that like hey I'm trying to make candles for the first time like let's learn together there's just like no framework for the show and she's doing like a bunch of different things at once or even it could be like so Mindy Kaling comes and I think the best part of that episode is aside from Mindy like she's like Mindy's coming we don't have food like let me make up a frittata and
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And I know that's an easy thing to make, but I've never made one. And I liked watching her make one. And I was like inspired. So she made this like really beautiful breakfast for Mindy. Mindy is so funny because she doesn't do anything herself and she doesn't even pretend like she does. So she's so impressed. And then they're like sitting and eating and talking a little bit.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And then they start making these like stupid tea sandwiches. And I'm like, well, that would also be a good premise for a show. Like you cook for someone who's coming and then you guys sit down together and eat and have a conversation almost like archetype.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah. That's actually a good call. That's a good idea. There's no template here and everything is just so random and then some things just really don't work. Like her putting the pretzels from one plastic bag into another, like that was a low moment for sure. Yeah.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
No, like you could tell they're all have a prompt. Like even Mindy being like, you know what I was thinking? Like we are both on TV.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
for seven years like yeah we were and mindy did like as good of a job as you could have like weaving it in but you could tell like she's being like told bring up this bring up that and i also felt like in every episode she's trying to relate so hard to her guests like with mindy they're both toddler moms so like we're going in the next that's relatable like that's a good that's a good angle the next one was a um a chef in la uh a korean chef roy choi
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And he's like, he, it's his, he's the star because he's making, he literally made 30 things in one episode. But then she's like talking about how she's an LA kid. Yeah. I'm an LA kid. I'm an LA kid. Then the next one is this woman who's friends with her husband's polo partner. So some like fancy lady. Oh, she's Argentinian. And Megan starts speaking Argentinian Spanish.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
She's like, when I lived in Argentina working at the U S embassy. And it's like, you're trying to be all these other people. Who are you?
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Right. Right. It's light and it's not that serious. And what I'm confused about and I don't I didn't hate the show. I'm going to keep watching it. And it's exactly.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah. And then she says like, I really don't like baking. I'm not a baker. But then she knows exactly what to do. And it's like, well, how often do you bake? Can you like share a little more? I feel like also I should relate to her. We have like the things that she- Kids the same age. Two young children like- take pride in making like food at home and homemaking and trying to get it all done.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
But then she does so many things that I'm like, how? Like she made homemade dog biscuits. Like I would never spend my time doing that. I would never make baths, fresh bath salts for when you come and stay. So like, I wish you would. Maybe if I had a tub in my room, she shares that like, um, she didn't always, um,
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
she didn't cook growing up like in that Mindy Kaling combo that everyone's like freaking out about like she ate a lot of fast food growing up she was a latchkey kid tv dinners etc etc so it's like well when did you learn to cook why did you right when did you start appreciating homemade wares how did you learn to cook she talks about how she um used to be scared to make a whole chicken a rose chicken because like she didn't want to be raw like I was scared to make a whole like I yeah I
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
like have a lot in common with her, but I feel like she doesn't actually share things about herself. And that makes it hard to relate. And when you're watching a show like this, like you do want to relate. A human connection. Especially if that's the point of the show. So I feel like that's something, you know.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah. Just like small anecdotes that aren't, I heard about her gardening teacher already like twice. Yeah. I don't want to hear about him. And it's like, did you build the garden in your Montecito house? Or was it there and that inspired you to start gardening? Share, please. Just tell us the story. Or did you start gardening when you were living in London? Right.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Did you learn anything about cooking over there? Anything that you apply from Harry's life and culture in your cooking at home?
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And it's like this show is inoffensive. Like why is everyone so mad about it? What's so confusing to me is like when she and Harry left the royal family or even when they were in it and then they left and then everything and then the Oprah interview, like you could not criticize Meghan Markle without being called a racist. Like you could have no other reason for not liking her.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
You had to be racist. Like look at Pierce Morgan, lost her job. Sharon Osbourne lost her job for just saying Pierce is my friend. Like you couldn't say one bad thing about her even after the Oprah interview. You couldn't like question anything that she said.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
So, and to me, it's like, That was, of everything that Megan's done, like that's the most shocking behavior to me. Like the leaving the family in such a disrespectful way. The interviews were so, the documentary was so disrespectful. Like this Queenie who is sick and dying and you're going to give her the finger and call her a racist and her whole family racist on your way out the door.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And that's your children's great. Like that to me was like the best.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
the thing that could be criticized but like you couldn't and now she's just living her life as a mom in Montecito like actually trying to live the life that she said that she wanted like a quiet peaceful life with her husband and her garden and chicken and she's also trying to just make a living work like do her job and we're mad about this like I'm not mad this is so I can have criticism that's about the show because I want it to be better because I like it right because you want to enjoy it but like
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
why is everyone hating on this and why now is it okay to like hate her so passionately and really- For nothing. For nothing when like you couldn't ever say a bad word about her before.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Well, she's on a fucking TV show. And by the way, she didn't cook with the sweater on. She put it on when Mindy came over.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
No, and the fact that like even her pre-show article is in People Magazine and it's not in one of the bigger magazines.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
No, I went to Google last night, Megan Markle spaghetti recipe, because I hope that she had like put together a website. And then it was just articles of people like making fun of her spaghetti for being like stupid. I'm like, it's spaghetti and tomatoes. Like that's not news. And like, that's not offensive.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
It doesn't look good to you. Like it's pasta and fresh vegetables. Okay. Maybe it's a little like bland or simple, but like it's healthy and it's nice.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
But she was such a darling. I guess if this show came out right after they left, everyone would be saying, oh my God, Megan this, Megan that. I don't like think there's like one or two people who like control the media. No, no. But this makes me feel like. It's the Jews, Jackie.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
This makes me feel like there's one person who loved Megan and now that person has turned on Megan and the floodgates have opened. That's how it feels.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Like kissed off the person that was protecting her.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
A switch. And what, when did it happen? Like what, I, I don't know.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
I know, but if you don't want to share and you don't have to always be a person who shares, this isn't the line of work for you. Honestly, she should go back to acting because you don't have to share. Can I ask you a question?
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yes. They do show it and it's just her raspberries because she's like so, I'm so jealous of her garden. Oh my God.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
It's just the house in Montecito that they film at. That also has a garden. I guess just everyone has- Okay, so it's not her real garden. A farm in Montecito.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
with a picture perfect backdrop like I feel sick right also I was gonna this came out yesterday her website as ever dropped and you can now see what's for sale so now also keeping that in mind with the show are there recipes on it no but she this is what she's selling and now it makes the whole show feel so phony because you see she's just pushing these products now I know why she puts flower sprinkles on everything because she's selling them I never had a flower sprinkle before
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
honey of course but it's like it's not from your backyard right where's the honey made raspberry spread crate mix i by the way i would get her raspberry spread well now we just have to for r&d purposes of course ginger tea peppermint tea a hibiscus tea she does spend a lot of time making teas on the show that's boring Yeah, not my favorite because I like, you know, a sleepy time. Lipton.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Crate mix. You know where they sell this all? The Buckingham Palace gift shop.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Well, that's also similar, but two women can do that. Like that's such a, this is such a blossoming industry and category that a million, not a million, but a handful of women can and should do this. And I think there's room for everyone. But the Buckingham Palace gift shop, like this is what the website looks like. I don't know if anyone's put that together.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah, you know who told me about that? Well, not told me. I learned about it from her Instagram.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Claudia, the websites look exactly the same. Claudia, I'm on both websites. Nobody's put this together yet. Only me and Miss Patricia could. It's true.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
If Meghan Markle got a starring role on SVU, I wouldn't watch it.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
So I feel like that's next. I don't know where we're going to go from here because this is an eight episode show. Will there be more? I don't know. How much more does she have to give?
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
They need to like rework the format a little bit and pare it down. Like we don't need all of these distractions. She's doing a million things. She's starting focaccia then going on a hike with her friend. Then we're going to freshen up and shower and then we're going to make pasta. Like it's just too much.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
No. So like the chef who came. Daniel was. Daniel was staying with her. The chef who came was teaching her how to make Korean food and I think we all learned a lot. Then her husband's friend's wife is, I guess, staying with her. She's making her, like, tea bags to take home and dog biscuits.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Okay. I'm obsessed with her handwriting. Do you think it's fake? So... I don't think so.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
But like we really never see like more than one.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah. She also did like the chalkboard and she like starts out and it's like maybe she started but someone, I don't know. I need to see the whole thing. I love her handwriting.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
But she's so the type that would have amazing handwriting.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
People were clowning on her because she put a bag of peanut butter pretzels into another plastic bag to leave for Daniel because he loves peanut butter. But then she wanted to label the pretzels as peanut butter. Nut free, yeah. Just, you know, in case anyone has an allergy, but like she knows that he doesn't. But I think that was like her way of giving a tip, you know?
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
It was her way of giving a tip, which she could have just said.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And two, if my handwriting looked like that, I'd keep writing no matter what. If I knew they had an allergy or not. We're labeling everything.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah. She should teach a calligraphy episode.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah. No, the handwriting. Parchee. Parchee.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
So that's with love. WLM. It's here. Yeah.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah. No, there was a time to be upset with her. And like this spaghetti cooked in its own water is not it.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
I did that. Love it. It was nice. But I didn't have Swiss chard because I don't have a garden in Montecito. Okay.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Cheese? No, it's a big leaf. Oh, yeah, yeah. I saw her like. It's in the lettuce category.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
I really, I feel like Montecito must be like the best place on earth to live. That's probably why it's so desirable.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah, no, it's really pargy. I've got the Montecito itch.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And now I kind of understand why Megan has made Montecito her entire personality.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Like America, like wanting to, cause like that is what's inspired her to be this way in this stage of her life. Like just, you know, buying a house with a garden again, can you let us know? And like, yeah, They have chickens, right, too?
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
She didn't talk about her chickens. And now I finally care. Season two. I didn't care during Oprah. Season two. Or maybe it's the back half of the season.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah. Also, she drinks more alcohol than I would have thought. love queen and like she made it a little joke she made a little sorry not queen duchess she made a little joke that like oh honey you made a little joke yeah that's oh that everyone in montecito drinks because mindy killing was like wow i've not had a drink this early in so long she's like welcome to montecito oh that's so classic
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah, you should watch that episode. I actually will. Yeah. Okay. Are you ready for our next story? Some other major news in the TV category. Jax Taylor reveals cocaine addiction as he celebrates more than 80 days of sobriety. So Jax Taylor has revealed his addiction to cocaine while celebrating sobriety. He said this is – he went on Bravo's Hot Mic podcast and said, quote, this is tough to say.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
I'm an addict. I have substance issues, primarily with cocaine. Oh, that's hard to say out loud. I've been dealing with this for I think the last on and off since I was 23. I'm 45 now. He said there was times where I would stop doing it and there was times where I'd go heavy on it. I think a lot of people who watch Vanderpump Rules over the years could tell that I was kind of on something. Yeah.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Big TV day for me yesterday. And we recorded Redheads yesterday, which you guys, like the Redheads are the underappreciated podcast of our time. Yesterday's episode is so funny.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah. He insisted showrunners didn't know what he was doing behind closed doors. He said that he was on the train, that he was on that train and he couldn't get off. He made sure to note, quote, I don't necessarily think I have an alcohol problem, but the two go hand in hand. I can't do cocaine without drinking. So I just gave up both. And I'm proud to say I'm 83 days sober right now.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
He says this is the longest he's gone without anything since he was 21. He says it feels really, really good, but I just want to let people know that this is a really, really tough disease and a really tough sickness. I've been doing it for so long, he shared. He said that he's been hiding it or lying about it forever. He went to rehab twice.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
The first time went well, but then he came home and had another outburst. And now after the second time, he is this long sober.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah. I have sympathy for him as well. I agree. This shouldn't be shocking, but it is kind of surprising. I would have thought maybe even in his 40s, he would go out with the boys, maybe do some coke, as people do.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
But not that it was affecting his life. It's the reason for his divorce. It's the reason for his marital issues. It's the reason for... a lot of different things going wrong in his life. I didn't see that. And I thought a lot of the things that he did on both shows, The Valley and Vanderpump Rules, a lot of the crazy things that he did were just because he's a crazy man.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
oh of course but the redheads like have a little kind of feels like you you're the common denominator well i do think i'm underrated in my own time for sure for sure but very shakespearean of you redheads like sometimes we do such a funny episode and that's why even when like the worse the book the better the episode so sometimes we read a great book and that's really fun and sometimes we read a bad book and i feel bad for like people's time that they spent reading this like iffy 600 page book
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Like, and he's also a TV star and he's a professional villain. And I really didn't think it was much deeper than that.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah, and it's too late for her. I feel like it probably took her so long to get to the place of leaving him. And she probably knew about most of this when they were together, but forgave him or gave him chances or lived with it. So to finally get to the other side and be like, I can't live like this, there's really no going back.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah, and it's just a total mentality shift. And now that she's free and they're divorced and she probably has a lot of custody of their child, like... She's happy and it's too little. It's not even too little because it's what he needs to do, but it's just too late for them. Agreed. I don't ship. No, me neither.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
But I wish him the best and I hope that like brighter days are ahead and that he stays the path. Same. Are you ready for our next story? Another reality TV star making news. Gabby Windy is a married woman.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yep. The Bachelorette star secretly marries Robbie Hoffman, Claudia's doppelganger and former Good Guys guest, in a $799 Las Vegas wedding. So Gabby and Robbie are forever. She is now a married woman after wedding her writer and comedian girlfriend in a secret ceremony held in January. So Gabby is 34. Robbie is 35. To me like that just makes us more serious.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And now they've been married, like, almost two months.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And her podcast. I've seen her podcast clips like for a while now because she's been doing her podcast for a while. I see her clips once in a while. And I think I sent you one months ago not to like make it about me. And I was like, this girl is so funny. And I'm so glad that she's like getting her flowers. And now I'd be curious to like see clips of her from The Bachelor.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Did she bring this energy to The Bachelor?
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah. It's not just like two crazy kids got married in Vegas and you know, it's not real. I think that this is very real and I'm happy for both of them. Mazel Tov.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah, she is. Um, Part of me wants to watch Traitors, but I don't know if I – I already watched TV all day yesterday. I don't know if I could do it again.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
But the episode makes it all worth it, you guys. We are the funniest gals in town. So that will be up tomorrow. I had a lot of fun recording with the girls. I got to see my little sister, Dear Satch. Oh, that's amazing. Dear Satch.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Oh, my God. Yeah, you told me this. And people were like...
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Are you ready for our next story? Another reality TV star is making news.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
You do. This reality TV star who's making news would love Carraway.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Satch and I were aligned. We were simpatico.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Because Kristen Cavallari is returning to reality TV with a new E series called Honestly Cavallari, the headline tour. So Kristen Cavallari is going back to reality TV, back to E to do another reality show. But it's actually like a show following her podcast tour. So it's like the smart list doc for the swirlies.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
I just have to say, this is so brilliant. It's a good idea. It's such a no-brainer.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah, and I liked that smart list template of following someone on a podcast tour. And she's doing it on E. It's not like it's gonna be, and wasn't theirs all in black and white? That was weird.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
So that was really fun. And then I watched, of course, with Love Megan. WLM. As soon as I had a free moment, I was sat down. So I have a lot of thoughts.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Just an idea. I think her podcast tour is gonna have guests.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
No worries. I think her podcast tour is going to have guests as podcast tours do. Shannon. And like, not just for us, but like very Cavallari stan.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
It does. So Kristen announced on Instagram, I'm so excited because I'm coming back to E and Peacock. I have a new show premiering June 5th and they're going to follow me on my very first Let's Be Honest podcast tour. I have lots of friends coming out. We're going to pull back the curtain on the headlines and talk about what's really going on.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
So I'm excited to be back on TV and I can't wait to see you guys June 5th. I also feel like- On TV? On TV. I feel like Kristen already shares a lot on her podcast and like gives us actual tea. And because this is going to be shared, like this is a big deal. I feel like she's going to give us even more.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yes. Are you adding it to the Toasty Loans? I am adding it. She's also just made for TV. This is her fourth time on a reality show.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Okay, so we're going to go through it. I mean, it's really, people have a lot of thoughts out there. There's like everything. I've got to episode, I'm in the middle of episode four. And that's where like things are sort of, the momentum is slowing down for me, I would say. Oh, yeah. You know, so I took a little break and I watched Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. So we'll recap that at the end.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah. She needs a cooking show with Love Kristen.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
No, but we were just saying, like, what Megan lacks and why she might not be the greatest at this, because you say she looks down, she can't host, she can't talk. Yes. But Kristen is, and don't forget that Kristen has multiple... Award winning cookbooks. Don't forget.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
1,000%. I want to see what hotel she stays at. I want to see, does she fly private?
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah. No, like 10 out of 10. Yeah. Our fifth and final story, some new couple news for anyone who cares. I don't know how many people are going to care about this.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
I can't lie. I care a little. Because it's so weird. And I was once like a big fan of Riverdale and a big fan of hers. And Kylie and Tyga. And Kylie and Tyga. But Tyga doesn't make news on his own, you know?
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah, he does. And this is also great news for him. Sources confirm to TMZ that he is dating.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
It's giving TV. Giving TV recap. It is. Back to our roots.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
He must have a great personality. Yeah, yeah. Like Pete Davidson. Yeah.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah, so I think it's just his great personality. Maybe he's like a really great boyfriend, you know?
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
No, and maybe he just like has a lot of love to give and you feel great when you're around Tyga and you feel like the best version of yourself.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
They broke up a long time ago, but they were dating forever. Travis Mills.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
She's also like dated other people. Her dating history is weird too. And there's one person that she dated that I feel like she wants us to forget about. I'll let you know.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah. I just don't want to, I think I know who it is, but I don't want to. You don't want to speak out of turn. There's like two people that look, that I, that I, um, uh, conflate. And, but I do think it was Aaron Carter, but hold on. Oh my God.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
But like they have my, they have my blessing. They have my blessing. It works. Yeah. I hope that like this is it for them.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
They are. I used to like really feel, um, she's been one of my faves.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
But people change. Like, I mean, just, you know, like Riverdale stopped. Yeah. Like I, yeah.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
You know what I think it was? I think they thought it was the dad, but the dad actually secretly had a brother. So it was like the uncle.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
doesn't everyone but at least like that kind of works because Cheryl and Jason were twins so like twins ran in the family and ran in the family yeah yeah um let's do tv recap Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was probably one of the most pointless episodes of television I've watched like I don't even if it weren't for Kathy accidentally walking on the runway like I would have nothing to say if it weren't for Kathy period like her being in the doctor's office with Kyle being like let's find out who she is I can make one call and find out who took those pictures and who who set it up and
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
and Kyle's clearly trying to like shut down the conversation it was so weird the way that Kyle is reacting to everything is why I have a hard time understanding her and like giving her the same like grace that I would give Dory you know like Dory doesn't need grace because everything she does is right but like you know I could give someone a pass when they're going through a hard time but the fact that Kyle like will not give us any emotion and let me ask you something Kyle and I think people have tried to ask Kyle this question
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
If you had your druthers, do you want to stay married?
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
No, and I think they say it in next week's episode, but it's like, okay, we can talk about Mauricio and the girl in the picture. That's kosher. But we still can't talk about Morgan. And Kyle is still actively hanging out with Morgan. Kyle is picking and choosing what can be said on the show when it's all part of one storyline.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And even at the doctor's office, Kathy said something, and you see Kyle be like, no. And it's like, look at him. And it's like, the can of worms is open now.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
That's what I thought, too. But I feel like we have to look at the – actually, we should do this. Look at the credit of the picture. Who, like, is it a – Probably TMZ. No, the photography agency. Like, I feel like that's why they know it's paparazzi per se. But it wasn't an agency. It appeared to... But I feel like if anybody called the paparazzi, it would be the girl.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Because I feel like they are more paparazzi literate than we are. Yes. It's a news and picture agency.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
I don't think so. I don't think it happened to be. I don't think Mauricio called paparazzi. I think the girl or her friend was like looking for a moment and called the paparazzi. I know we're supposed to think that Mauricio is like a dirtbag because he's like kissing on some other girl on vacation. But then you need to put it in the context of like his wife is kissing another woman. For a year.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Hello, Turtle Lou. It is a lovely hump day, a Wednesday-ries, a with love Wednesday.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Publicly in a music video, bringing her on the show, like kind of dangling this in front of everyone, like her behavior in terms of moving on. and disrespecting her husband.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
I feel like not enough people are talking about that. Like this is in response to all of that. This isn't the first move.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah, and now seeing where things are, and I feel like he's probably really happy in his new life and with the young girls. Like, I don't think they're getting back together.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Like, it's not like she's asking him to come home.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah, but if she was like, please, Maurizio, like, I love you. We have a family. Like, okay, so we both have been and had our fun, but, like, we can be together and grow a world together. But she's not even saying that.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
That's funny. I don't identify with Jax as a Jax. No, I never, I never realized you guys had the same name. But I know that other people, when we talk about Jax, when you call me Jax, like they're always, like people are always confusing you with Jax Taylor.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Oh, I thought that Kathy, like she's got her. And so I feel like she must be on some pain meds that like had her a little limp.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Because her going to set backstage before the show starts. Do you want to read to MC is like the craziest thing that's ever happened. And it's not like Doreen even knew that Kathy was saying that. I think she was a little loopy from the meds.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
That was really funny. When the lights go down and the show's about to start and it's Kathy wandering out.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah, I guess I wouldn't have done black, but like this is Erica's house.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
home and I just I could feel the energy emanating and when Erica said I know for some people like a home renovation like is not news or anything but like for me it's a complete change in my life like I felt like this is one of my the greatest storylines we've ever gotten from a housewife is Erica's home renovation I love it every minute of it
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
It just goes to show it depends on the person. And like, it's just so real.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah. I'm just like so proud of Erica. I really don't think, I mean, and they all have been through a lot, but what she's been through in the last three years.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
I'm really, really happy for her. Me too. And it's a joy to watch.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Oh, and Jennifer Tilly saved the fashion show as well. She's funny. Yeah, she is.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah. I love that she like says stuff that you would think would come off badly. But then she just says it in such a sweet, endearing way. It's like because she's not worried about what people think of her because she doesn't have to be. No, she's very real. She has like more money than she'll ever need. And it just comes in the mailbox from her.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
ex-husband like you can't cancel her like the checks still come so she just like shares whatever and even if it's not like the most PC thing and it's just like it plays well because it's funny and real agreed I really um I enjoy her a lot yeah
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Now Jackson Claude is so commonplace on the show, but when we started saying it, people thought you were with Jax Taylor.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Who do they live with? And is Ruby Frank in jail?
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Okay, so how is there like a custody battle?
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
You probably were, but just to clear things up, I did not announce yesterday that I have a cocaine addiction.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And the husband's not in the picture, not married.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Inspired by my namesake. By his bravery. By his bravery, yes. So we will get into all the details later. Yeah, I don't really have much to share. It's just one of those days, you know? Yeah, well, all I have to share is my thoughts on TV. I feel like that guy from Willy Wonka Mike TV who just like sits at home and watches TV all day.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah, but that's like known. It's always, that's what's frustrating is when there's like people who haven't been brought to justice.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And she just had like really negative experiences from being on a family channel.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah, and I also think like not everyone who shares their family life like has a family channel. Do you know what I mean? Yes, yes. Like I don't follow any family channels.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Right, and it's like that's their whole shtick.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah, it's just something you could jump into, especially when it's someone that you didn't know before this all happened. Like, there's all the history. Right, she started vlogging in like 2000, okay?
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Wednesday? Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. Wow, we got like a full week of content these days.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Well, of course. Because she's in headlines anyway. But also, I really...
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
her episode just like highlighted her fabulous personality mindy mindy's and you know i'm actually like aside from sex lives of college girls like i don't watch mindy project i don't watch the office so i actually even though i like love mindy through you because like my sister loves her i don't consume her work that often and i was just that's so crazy to me because you are so mindy coded no i know and everything that was coming out of her mouth joke or not joke just like
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Maybe I will, but you should just watch that episode with Mindy and Megan. Because also she was saying how growing up, because they were talking about like their entree or things that they like to do growing up. And Mindy was like, I like to like look up really fancy recipes and like make them for my parents and play restaurant.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Which is just like so cute. No, no. The addition of those anecdotes from Mindy just like continues to highlight like the lack thereof from Megan. Of what Megan's sharing. Yeah, like I'm just remembering that and I'm like Megan just keeps talking about her gardening teacher. Yeah. In middle school. Like I'm sorry, I took social studies in middle school.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
That's not what kicked off my love of history.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
No, I've binged Magnolia Table. And I binged Molly, the farmer Molly girl. She's on the Food Network. Molly Yeh, I think is her name. I binged him over Yom Kippur. I don't know why. I don't know why I did that. And then I tried to make her meatless meatballs and it was a disaster.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah, since we're talking about TV. We're obsessed with TV. We're already there. Now without further ado-do-do, here are the Fast Five stories.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
That you need. I know, like, all of my different songs, it's just sort of like, I couldn't keep them apart.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
I know, but sometimes it's hard for me to get into, like, because I'm changing the words a little bit, you know, because I'm like, it's the Fast Five stories. You need, it's just hard for me to keep all my melodies apart.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Our first story, the name on everybody's lips. Jackie, our first story. With Love, Megan has premiered yesterday. Eight episodes dropped. We have started the process of watching. As Claudia said, she watched one episode. I watched four episodes. I've been very excited for this show because I have been craving cooking content and I want to see like what Megan's got for us. How the other half lives.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
After all these years of like secret project, secret project, secret project. Yeah.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Well, here's my question, because she abused her children, right? Yes. So why is that like a referendum on other people's family channels of like this woman is abusive and it's not just like, yes, she also put her kids on her channel, but like the crime is the abuse.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
guest room why don't you just at least pretend that this is your house you know well then she would be like she's inauthentic that would be so inauthentic it's really crazy to film a cooking show in your house and I actually think she copied a lot of things that Joanna Gaines does on her show it was giving Joanna in like a good way Joanna Gaines like has done a lot of good things and like sure let's learn from them so once she cooks in a kitchen that's in a house that looks like hers but isn't hers but gives a homey feel and then she shares all the food that she makes with her crew all
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Or says that she's taking it home to her kids. That's what Joanna does. And it, like, it comes off really well. And she's like, I can't eat all of this. Like, everyone, here, come here.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah, there's two kitchens. There's two? It's very confusing. I thought the same thing. I'm like, wait, is this a new angle or a new kitchen? Agreed. Two kitchens. My... Thoughts on the showers. There are moments that are like, hey, I'm learning something. Hey, I feel inspired. Even she made that one pot spaghetti in her first episode and it looked pretty easy.
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At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yeah, but I do feel like you would have been, you would make something about yourself, but not in such an overt way, like they're in the green room splayed out. You would be hiding in the back signing books because you want to get the book signed, not sitting, that's embarrassing. So I believe Turdy, nice damn it.
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At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
okay and by the way I just I swear on my life and anyone who knows you would know that about you like yeah you want to get the book signed but like not in someone else's green room and everybody who knows me like knows if I did do that shit like I would say it like I would own it in a small way I agree.
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At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I really, really like that. We recorded redheads yesterday about the party book that we read. And at the end of every episode, we do like moral of the story where we try and like, wait, wait, I started the redheads book yesterday.
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At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
It was such a literary day yesterday because, uh, Dean and Becky were at your and Brian's event and we had just recorded redheads.
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At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yeah. It's all sort of falling into place. Just something to think about. Kind of like a coup de redhead. Coup de head. Also, what's so crazy is this month is our five-year anniversary of the Redheads.
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At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Is that the most shocking thing you've ever heard? We started in 2020.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
that's reminding me of the nostalgia quote like time is flying jacks five years of the redheads we've done 62 books 63 actually because i know we did tourney's book as a bonus we did camber and counselor too so 64 64 um which is just amazing but we're coming up on seven years of toast in april right we only did the toast for two years before i started the redheads like i guess because we do it every day and we did yeah 500 episodes before i started the redheads
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
You can't get into at a glance.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
And like, we'll get to at a glance in our birth month, which is April. Like that's when we start to start looking at toast at a glance.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
That's a good question. Let me pick it up. For our anniversary, we should like get matching jewelry with the toast birthstone as long as it's a pretty one. Cause my birthstone is not pretty. That's why I'm always trying to get it.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Claudia, let's get like diamond. Diamond necklaces. Let's get diamond necklaces to celebrate our seven year. And you know what they say? Any excuse. You know, they say every seven years, like you completely change as a person. Now, I don't know if that means like when you turn seven and 14 and 21. Right. But like every seven years is like a rebirth.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
So if we've been doing the toast for seven years, that will mean that like we are completely different people than the beginning, which we are.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yeah, but not even just physically like.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I won't spoil anything, but, um, that's always a fun segment, especially after we've discussed the whole book, we come to the moral of the story. This book actually had a lot of morals like that. You could have extrapolated from it. Um, But actually, I guess I don't want to give away the moral of the story. All's to say there's some really good quotes in that segment.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Have you ever watched? Because I actually think you would be surprised by how good it is, like that you would like it more than you think that you would. Of course, we're like cringe in our accents and like we say like so much, not that we don't do all those things now, but we just did it differently back then.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
But every time I watch it, I'm like, oh my God, we're actually so cute and I don't feel embarrassed.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I think it's just because you refuse to watch.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
When, what time period are you like, okay, I'm good with that.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
You just don't like the pink throne era.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yeah. Okay. That's cute. That's not so far off. No, no, it's not. So what's your birthstone? Ruby. Pargy.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yellow topaz. Not the greatest. That's why when, like, all these birthstone trends, I'm like, oh, I could get, like, Harry's and Charlie's or Zach's and our wedding anniversary and toast anniversary.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Maybe you could switch it up. Shake it up Chicago.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yeah. RBG. It's an RBG day. Rip. Rip. Without further ado-do-do-do-do, it is time for the Fast Five Stories that you need to know.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I just redid my guest room. Everything was from Wayfair. It all got delivered within a week. I got items high and low. I needed nightstands that were like medium size. I only had 25 inches max. I could search by inches of nightstands. No, it's insane. Not even size, not small, medium, large. 21 inches.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
When the Redheads drops tomorrow, the episode is fire. And if you are a reader or want to become a reader, read The Wedding People. Start there.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
So our first story, while it's not like the most breaking news bit of the day, like it's something that I find deeply interesting on a number of levels. Meghan Markle has teamed up with Billie Eilish to give merch to a teen who lost their home in LA wildfire. So Meghan Markle.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
So I'm like, I literally did not think you were going to say that.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
No, like if anybody else posted this video, any celebrity influencer, like it wouldn't be news. We wouldn't be talking about it. But this is the fourth post on Megan's Instagram. And it is a video of her being very excited because she shares a story of how when she was in Altadena a few weeks ago and she was visiting the...
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
ashes and people's former homes that there was a community there was a young girl who was most upset because she got a Billie Eilish t-shirt at a concert and she left it in the washing machine and the washing machine burned down and she lost that memory in that piece of merch and so Megan you know reached out to everyone she knows to get to Billie Eilish to see if she could replace that shirt
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
for the girl and Billy's and her team sent like a package of merch and this girl was going to be so happy, which is like a nice story.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yeah. Signing everything. Of course. Like, yeah, I just want to say this is a dream. This is a great story for Billy. Like Billy's having a good press day. A hundred percent. She didn't even really have to do anything. Yep. The video is so crazy because as I said, it's the fourth video that Meghan Markle's ever posted.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
This is like the first post on her feed at like about like even the service that they do, which they did a lot for the wildfires. They were visiting with families and they were photographed doing this and that. And she doesn't take like, you know, videos on her iPhone, selfie videos. Like it was felt like an influencers. They wouldn't even post it to their feed. They posted to their story.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Like, yeah. How did this make it to the grid? Yeah. It was also very like edited in the sense that like every three words there was a cut, which I don't know if everybody notices stuff like that, but considering she's just like passively telling a story, I don't know why there had to be so many cuts. Like what, why couldn't this like be? just, you know, a stream of conscience.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I would love for you to be a part of the redheads. The issue is though, like five people is too much for a podcast. Cause you've been on the redheads before, like for two different episodes. So you would have to come for someone's seat. And I think you should start with Margo. Like if you're trying to like take someone's seat, like see if Margo, I love having Margo on the show. Here's the thing.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yeah, like when I see influencers doing ads, like when there are cuts every three words, it's like, you couldn't just like say it, you know, you couldn't say one sentence cut. Like maybe I sometimes cut out like, um, a pause or an, um, Oh, I always flood my words and I just do it again.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
And I cut, um, but this wasn't that this was, she's just like telling a story and there were so many cuts and then it was posted and it was just like so fucking random.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Like, I understand if she wanted to post it because she thought it was a sweet story. Billie looks good. It's, like, you know, just uplifting. Like, first of all, like, post it to stories.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
And the thing is, like, her and Harry do a lot of community service. That is, like, their job. Their professional thing.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
And the fact that she was so impressed that she was able to reach Billie Eilish. She thanked Adam Levine and Bahati. It's like you are literally one degree of separation from Billie Eilish. I'm shocked you didn't have her phone number. But someone you know obviously knows her.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yeah, that was really weird. All celebrities know each other.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
a fresh young perspective. She chooses books that we wouldn't choose. And like, she hate, like there's always someone who hates the book as much as Margo. So like she speaks for that person. But I do think like that's the chair that someone might get up from. If I had to pick.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Happy Wednesday. It is the day of the wens, which feels fair. Yesterday was a shock to the system. Today it is what it is. When we're done with this episode, we will have ushered you into the latter half of the week and we just have to keep looking towards the future.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Or their manager or their agent or their publicist.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yes. However, so the, the posting of the video is kind of random, but I feel like if she's now getting into this like content creation era and like we can expect stuff like this all the time, then I guess this was just like kicking it off. And this is what you wanted to say.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Right, but that starts today. What are we posting today, tomorrow?
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Right, but if the next thing is in two weeks and it's another trailer for With Love Megan, where does this fall in?
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
No, and the cover photo I think was the pile of stuff from Billie Eilish. So I'm like, what is this pile of stuff?
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
But really fantastic for Billie and the team. And I'm happy for the girl. It's a nice story, as we said. Of course. Just a random bit of content.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yeah. Also, speaking of Billie, I want to get your like ask what the streets are saying, because when Beyonce won album of the year, Billie had tears in her eyes. Did you see that?
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
didn't at the time I just kind of like thought maybe she was like so happy for Beyonce but it's like Kacey Musgraves got roasted because like she wasn't smiling big enough meanwhile Billie was like crying but was she crying because she lost her she was so excited for Beyonce and her first win I
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
That's a good feeling. That is so nice to hear. That's not what I thought you were going to say. So I'm just like feeling really...
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Okay, I love that. Like, I should take Margo's temperature. I think she actually loves being a redhead, even though she acts like it's such a burden. But I think she loves the time spent with her big sis and her big sis' friends. And I do think that she, at the end of the day, likes being forced to read different types of books. And I don't know how she feels. We need to do a State of the Union.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Like, how are the girlies feeling? Should I text her? Dana and Rebecca love it. Like, you will have to pry it from their cold, dead hands. Same for me.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yeah, no, I just, but it's putting it out there. Well, next month's book that Rebecca chose, I've been seeing it everywhere. It's like called like all the colors of the something and it's so acclaimed, but it is 600 pages. So like, what if we did, what if that chair was like an alternate chair?
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yeah. Oh, my God. I forgot about those times.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yeah. I wonder where that could possibly be.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yeah, because also it's called the Eagle State on their license plates in Fairview. And like that would be Pennsylvania.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Are you ready for our fourth story? Oh, my God.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
The month after that is Dana's choice. Could also be.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
But like, what about when you don't like the book and you have to finish it?
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Thank you slash church. You're welcome. Our next story, Denise Richards teases her and Charlie Sheen's daughters about having fucked up parents in the first trailer for her new Bravo series. I was shocked. I think we reported a while ago she was getting her own Bravo show, but you know, that's like a book getting cautioned.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
unfamiliar to me no i it felt familiar in the sense that i feel like we were like oh go denise like you leave the housewives and get your own show that's what everyone thinks it's gonna happen when they go on housewives and it never does um but then like to actually get to the point of filming and green light like we're on so the first trailer for denise richards and her wild things dropped
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
And she is letting cameras into every aspect of her life with her three daughters and her husband, Aaron. As her kids get older and her career continues to evolve, she's showing the ups and downs that come along with being a woman who does it all. She says, I'm just trying to balance everything. I'm an actress, wife, the Hollywood thing.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
She is then shown with a bunch of different former Beverly Hills castmates. Camille Grammer, Garcelle, Kathy Hilton, Sutton. Then Erica Girardi appears. They have... longstanding beef. We shall see what happens.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
And her girls who are like, you know, young women. They're always making news. They're always making news. One is 13, one is 20, and one is 19. So it'll probably be a lot about like them and their antics. And then also like her mothering and then with a bit of Hollywood. I'm not like dying to watch it, but I could see it maybe doing well and being good.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
No, but it is a good format that has worked really well for.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
A lot of people have tried it and it didn't have that same success. So I could see this being like that. But Don't Be Tardy is actually a really good example of this being able to work.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Okay, well, Margot won't listen to this episode, but I'm sure someone will tell her Claudia's coming for your scene on the Redheads. Yeah. And let's see. And by the way, maybe she'll then like want it more. Yeah, she'll know like it's very coveted. Let's see what happens from there.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yeah, and we'll always have that. And now we have this. And they can't take that away from us. And now we have Denise Richards and her wild things. So the show premieres on March 4th on Bravo, if that sounds interesting to you.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Okay. Our fifth and final story, my girl Sabrina announces her short and sweet deluxe album featuring a Dolly Parton collab. So Sabrina shared with her fans yesterday that she is extending her short and sweet era and she's bringing one of her biggest heroes along for the ride.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yesterday, she announced that she's dropping a deluxe edition of her album featuring none other than Dolly Parton on a remix of Please, Please, Please. So some of the new tracks that she's adding for the deluxe album are like totally new songs that we hadn't heard yet. We need more short and sweet. Like it was a little too short and sweet. Agreed. Bonus tracks called 15 minutes.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Couldn't make it any harder. Busy woman and bad reviews. And then also that's a lot. Yeah, Please, Please, Please featuring Dolly Parton. I do feel like some of these songs aren't just songs that were left on the cutting room floor of short and sweet. I feel like they were written after the album came out.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Like I remember, I feel like she got bad reviews for, maybe it was when Please, Please, Please dropped as the second single. People were like, this is no espresso. I feel like it might be about that.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Like someone's performance in bed or something. Yeah.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Do you think 15 minutes is about 15 minutes of fame?
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
But what I actually loved about Short and Sweet and what she had said was she finished the album Short and Sweet before Espresso even came out. So none of the album was trying to cater to the success of Espresso. She didn't write the songs to be like, this could be like Espresso sequel. The next Espresso. Like it was done and dusted and in the can and like,
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
moment in time and it didn't have anything to do with the public reaction success I think was why it was so great she just got to do her thing and not worry about how it would be received so if these songs are from like the post launch era they might be a little more catered to what she thinks people want which is never like a great place to be but I trust in Sabrina that's what I love also Dolly throwing her hat in the ring and on please please please so it'll be like a song we can enjoy for the second time
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
It was short, the first one?
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Like 3 a.m. version, 2 a.m. Yeah. Because I don't even know. So here's Tortured Poets, the anthology. It's not the anthology. And here's Tortured Poets Department, the anthology again. Maybe that's like clean versus not clean. I'm only seeing like one. I think it was just really one turtle and it was really long the whole time.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
The Tortured Poets Department, not the anthology. Okay, here's regular. Yeah. It goes all the way down to Clara Bow. Oh, I guess it is much shorter. No, you're right. Like no Peter, no Paul. No black dog, no high school. Yeah. Albatross, Chloe or Sam, Cassandra, Bolter, Robin, Manuscript, People's Windows, Amy.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
yeah I didn't even know that okay I was right I did so I guess she's so confusing I've never really gotten into the anthology I could say oh my god it's the better part I thought I was saying like the second half now I realize like I just never I never really got past the first half just well like you have work to do I know it's always waiting for me but I just I always start the album after fortnight of course I started on tortured poets and um
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Was that the fifth story? That was the fifth story. New Sabrina music. Earlier than expected.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I do think the DTQ is larger than the BHQ.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
That is really tough. I feel like she would be able to find this out for herself.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
yeah yeah I agree but then if she ever found out that you knew and you didn't tell her well you could always be like I didn't want to be like if your own parents won't tell you like why is it right her to tell her but I wanted to help you if it is true see the light I don't know I think sound kind of sounds like a plot on Desperate Housewives yeah I think help her find out but then you're just being so disingenuous like when you honestly just tell her
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yeah, it's also like a lot of work. Help her find out.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
that's so us like that is so us so that was you didn't watch last night and at times i'm like why are we watching the show like it's feeling like a chore it's not feeling like southern charm however the end of the episode when kathy hilton hosted a dinner party for kathy dorit bows and erica that's oh the dream team the dream team that's why i'm watching the real house for that okay like and they had a real conversation about dorit's marriage and like erica is being the friend that like
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yeah. And just be like, this is what I heard. This is what I know. You know, could not be entirely true. You should go and confirm.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
That's when it becomes a mess. It's like all the people in the town and the friends and the neighbors know, but their own daughters, they can't know about themselves. Everyone's complicit. Everyone's like talking about you, knows more about you than you know about yourself. Yeah. Terrible feeling. Just tell her.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yeah. It sounds like she already knows.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
No, but it's like she already really knows. If she had no idea, never spoke about this, but you just found out that her and her sibling have different. That's true. Then I wouldn't upend her whole life. But she pretty much knows. She's just looking for confirmation. So just give it to her.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
On Diane Sawyer. Yeah, of course.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
It's nothing to be ashamed of. And it's something you can heal from and rehabilitate if you are looking to do that. So I actually don't think that that's a total deal breaker if he really is committed to getting help.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yeah, but maybe the cross-dressing, hiding social media like has to do with a larger porn addiction. And so I would first tackle that and then see because they're definitely like you should look into.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I don't know. Like I, I think, I don't know.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
So I would start with the porn addiction.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
But maybe not. I mean, you're just talking about Caitlyn Jenner because we have that one. Yes. And that's my only frame of reference. So, of course, that comes to mind. Same. But I do think some people like might just cross-dress and it ends there. I don't know, but I think so. Otherwise, like cross-dressing wouldn't just be a singular thing. It would be like.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
So. I don't know. But I think you have to have a lot of honest conversations with him. Just asking him to be honest about how he's feeling. Maybe it's couples counseling where a counselor can kind of draw that out of him so you can understand how he's feeling and what he's looking for.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
you need, she's being Phoebe, if you've read The Wedding People, she's being Phoebe. That's why we're watching Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. So, you know.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I think I would say couples counseling for this.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
But she doesn't want to get divorced. Like she wants to make it work. So like, I think you have to take steps towards making it work while also, and I think he needs to be rehabilitated for his porn addiction. Yeah.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
So you're saying cut and run.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
um also yeah also ask like do you like your relationship and you want to keep it enough but they're married but they don't have kids correct she didn't mention any kids and like if she wants and they got married six months ago so if she's super conservative maybe she could be six months pregnant but no i don't think they have any kids if she wants to have kids and yeah it just depends like what what your priorities are here is it making the marriage work is it
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I mean, it's a great convo ender while also being agreeable and accepting the things that we can't change.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Um, I would write back, grow up. That's it.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
But even someone who's turning 21, like wouldn't mind sharing a birthday with their niece. And it sounds like she's so crazy. There's no way you guys are that close that like this day is going to be a conflict for anyone. And if it were to be a conflict, like what a simcha, what a joy. So many birthdays, so many kids. Like I would just right back grow up.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
If it escalates, take all your pregnancy rage out on her. Like you... we were just doing Maggie Bitch Wife when you're pregnant, you have carte blanche to do whatever the fuck you want, even when you're wrong. But here you're right. This, I would just, I would go at it for sport.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
My first session is tomorrow or is it Friday? Oh my God. My week just got sort of like blown to bits here. I was like bragging. We got over the flu and it was the weekend and blah, blah, blah. And then Harry got an ear infection and has been like really sick with it. So like, I kind of have to like wipe the slate clean for the week, except it's Friday. We'll be fine.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
That's the craziest thing I've ever heard, especially.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
The backstory makes it even crazier, but even if this was none of those things and low risk and whatnot.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
And hopefully in better times. Of course. Oh my God. That just gave me a pit again. I had forgotten like momentarily.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Rolling up my sleeves for the big.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
My appointment's Friday to record. Oh my God, I took a video of myself singing it.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
No, it's like so annoying because I guess an ear infection like is a result of a sickness and then like it sprouts afterwards. Yeah. So we were like out of the woods, fever free for like 48 hours and then back. And so like we went back to the doctor yesterday. So it's an ear infection. So he's on an antibiotic and it'll get cleared up.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Because that's in two days. Like, a lot changes in two days. And the recording studio is my house. So, yeah.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
So, I'm obviously memorizing the song. However, I can't really change the way I'm singing it until I get feedback from the producer.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I did take a video of myself singing it and I thought I kind of- How could you not have sent that to me? I thought I kind of crushed it until like the last line I had to like redo. It was bad. That's okay. Maybe I should send that to him, but I don't want to scare him. He doesn't know, you know?
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yeah. And he can auto tune me, but I still want it to be myself. Otherwise it's like we could have hired a professional. However, in this moment, like I'm not super, um, like, egotistic about, like, being, you know what I mean? Like, I want what's best for the song. Like, if that means that you are getting, like, 80% of it, like, that doesn't bother me. I just want you to know, like.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yeah, I guess because we're not actually putting out a song. It's a theme song. It can be fun. It doesn't have to be good. There's space for me. But I always let you know when I'm like, I want visibility on something. This isn't, if I don't have what it takes, I just don't have what it takes.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yeah. It has to do with faith. Like, accepting the things that I cannot change, which is the fact that it's Wednesday, and I'm just gonna accept that.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I have a bad voice, but I'm very musical, you know? So like I can understand the beats and the rhythm and everything except like the sound of my voice is bad. But like, I'm not just like totally off.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I feel like today, so far this episode is just like me fishing for compliments. Like about my voice and the redhead.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Like you're like really showering me with compliments. No, but it's also like you. You're just being so complimentary.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
We have to have him do our next toast artwork. I totally agree. I would only trust Michael. Like he's kind of the only name and like his vision. He just totally gets us. And he's like the only photographer I feel comfortable with at this point.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
No, but there was also a gym teacher. Starts with a D. I'm sure he's listening right now.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I don't want to get into it.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yeah. So that was very exciting. Highlight of the week and really a front runner for Queenie of the Week.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yeah. So if you have the chance. You look really cute today. Oh, my gosh. Thank you. I was thinking we're both in like our winter whites.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Can we do my Patreon idea this month of closet swap? Sure. Maybe I'll just do it for you. Because my idea was that we would each film ourselves. I love doing a dual vlog now. really put our heads together.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I'm such a content creator. But so that I would like take a couple pieces, send them to Turdy. She would film herself like opening them, enjoying them. Because I have a lot of maternity clothes and things that you would like. So can I do that? You don't have to then send to me. If people want a part two, that's a different story.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
You could, but you don't have plans.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I just think it's like such fun pen pal things, but I guess not.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
And OK, but if it's something that you wear, I'm not going to send you crap like I'm going to send you like good body suits, good material, Kamali hatch like I got your body suits while you're pregnant. You know what? Yes. Not a body suit, a cat suit like with pants. That's what I wore. Like the Norma Kamali cat suit. Like it's just a great base. You put a cardigan over. Yeah.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
No, oh my God, no, I'm not a sick individual. No, no, no.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
No, I just bought a couple of bodysuit t-shirts where it's like a t-shirt that then goes into your undies. They'll be here on Thursday. I'll let you know how it goes.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yeah, but also like doing anything and seeing your own midriff makes life worth not living so like this solves that you just said a mouthful there sister my midriff is none of my business yeah i agree so i'm really excited about this new technology i've invested in body technology without technology shout out to the camera and the counselor hold it down classic
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
You're in for your own things that you had.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
But no, no, no. Like, get mad. Get mad, bro. And I actually saw one video that I felt like was the realest moment where this one astronaut was saying how he tuned into his church service every Sunday to like because he needed God. And so he felt really connected. Like, he just became very spiritual. That's nice. That's real. Like you're stuck in fucking outer space. Like where's the panic?
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
However, that is what it takes to be an astronaut. Like you have to truly be that person. Of course.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
No, I know. But astronauts are always going to have extenuating circumstances. Like they seriously chose the coolest of cucumbers to be astronauts. And now they're showing us why they were chosen. But I don't know. Like I'm just going to need some more emotion from them.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
You believe that shit? No, that's really, really crazy. What was the other one that was weirder?
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
A latte? They don't have espresso machine up there?
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
The head of toast relations. Correct. That's very exciting. I am wearing our aforementioned rugby polo long sleeve shirt. It is this baby blue. It's got the GSU on the breast because I am a graduate of girly swirly university. I am highly educated. I'm a highly educated individual. And I think that that shows. And so I wear this shirt with pride.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Way too dramatic. Way too dramatic. You have to be very calm.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
For sure, but I played gin with you at Yardhouse, and I whooped your ass.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Yeah, and we played four-person gin, so that's kind of hard.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
like answer for a lot of the things that she said over the years that like are a little fucked up but like I guess up until this point we hadn't really like discussed them yeah and she just thinks she's like being like funny and her professionals and I think like probably the producers around her like hype her up and people are like oh my god Garcelle you slay and then like yeah then people are like hey that was really nasty and then it was everyone and what are you gonna say like yep there's nothing so I think she just got like a little too hyped up on herself
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Like you don't really have that much going on. It was like really harsh when Erica said like, I want you to be more interesting.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Yeah. And in which case, like, sometimes like it's a season for reality tv and it's not and and her work she doesn't have a lot to share in her personal life because she's working so much right so it's not like she doesn't have work yeah um so we'll get into that how are the stories the stories are rbg i like that random but good i like some of them
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
I was going to say, who else do you talk to that would know that?
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Do you know what I mean? Well, would you want to go golf with him?
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Like, do you want to do anything on Thursday?
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
It's not that he's choosing other people over you. It's that he's choosing golf over laying in bed.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Okay. Now, without further ado-da-do-da-do, it is time for the RBG stories that you need to know.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
It's very true. And a place that you can be proud to be an alum of. I think a lot of alumni these days are feeling really ashamed of where they spent four years and spent all their money.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
And not GSU alums. They're prouder than ever.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Our first story, some exciting baby and podcasting news. And no, it's not about you. Oh, but Jason Kelsey showed his newborn daughter Finley on the New Heights podcast. And this was actually hysterical because Kylie Kelsey gave birth a few days ago and Jason and Travis were recording New Heights podcast. And the baby makes an appearance.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
The tote bags are insane. We actually made them almost a year ago, but they just like didn't make it into a drop for some reason. I have been using those tote bags for a year. I take them grocery shopping. I take them everywhere. I use them as diaper bags. Like you need a girly tote bag you need it so true if you get nothing else like but get other stuff you need a girly tote bag
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
And so Travis virtually met Jason and Kylie's newborn daughter while recording Wednesday's New Heights episode. Jason said, we just had a baby. Do you want to see your new niece? And they literally put the baby in the frame and the headphones on the baby.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
And Travis is like, hey, little muffin. He said, look at you just hanging out with mom. He asked if she was still nameless because they couldn't settle on a name. Kylie replied, we had to fill out birth certificate paperwork. You could technically leave without it, but we wouldn't remember to fill out the fucking paperwork. Agreed, like you're not doing paperwork after you get home.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
So she said that her husband, deadass, refused to let her name the baby Finn, which has instead become her nickname and her birth certificate name is Finley. And there it just, he's chatting with the baby. He said, are you happy to be out?
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Probably not. And Jason said, how was Kylie's uterus? Ask him the big questions.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
It's actually so funny. Hysterical that they put the baby on the podcast in the headphones. And that's how Travis really met his new niece because he had only seen one photo.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Yeah, well, I think it's just a few days, you know? Like, he doesn't have to be the first one there. This is their fourth child. Like, I do think people get, like, less and less, like, hyped up. And it's like, we'll meet her when we meet her. And maybe he has plans to make his way. But him and Taylor have been, I don't know.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
No. He appears to be in front of, like, an ornate barn door.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Hang on. Yeah, go to page six. It's the first story, so then you can see the picture.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Oh, okay. That works, too. But then you can see the pictures of Finley with the headphones, which is seriously the funniest thing I've ever seen.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Yeah. So I don't think that's his house. They have been spending time in the mountains, like in Utah and Yellowstone. And so maybe they're still out West.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
You might, but they've been traveling. They're like enjoying life right now. I don't know if they went back home.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Yeah. They're very similar to us. They're male us.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
I don't think Kylie would want an Hermes blanket. I think she would literally hate that.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
But I can see her like hating a baby Brezza. You know, I feel like she has a really strong opinion.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
No, because she has everything for babies because she has three. So I think just like maybe like a cashmere sweater that says Finley or something like just a normal gift.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
But then also like baking for her, like bringing her. I think that's what Taylor could do. I think that's like the nicest thing you could do for someone.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Yeah. And so if they are going to Philadelphia to know, like to she'll come over and she'll cook. That would be like the best thing to do.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Yeah, I wouldn't expect that from anyone other than like real family. But yeah, if someone wants to bring me over a pot of soup, that's amazing.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Like don't give me jobs. They'll come pick it up. Or bring a beef stew for a nursing mother. Like that's actually the best gift you could give a new mother.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Or they could just like pay the day rate for your housekeeper.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
You should register on BabyList for a broom.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
I think it's both. I think it's like foyer is the real word, but we say foyer.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
I think you're just overrating all of this and worrying about like, I think you're just going to be like in a peaceful state as long as like you're holding baby. As long as you're holding baby, like who cares what's in the foyer?
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Yeah, I hope so, too. But I actually don't want to lose that part of myself. No, no, no. It will always come back. But in the immediate aftermath, I really hope that that just takes a back seat.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
It's a non-issue. Do not give her anything. I'm not even going to give you the blanket that I was going to get you because you don't need it.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Don't get her anything. Let's give her what she wants. Let's give her what she wants.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Okay. I think we should do it, guys. I know everybody who's getting gifts listens to the show. Like, I'm telling you. Let's see.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Okay. um so mazel tov to the kelseys and to finley welcome to the world that's a cute name too it fits with like their vibes why it that's the only one i know there's one with an e like lc elliot oh you're right you're right hold on now we just need to put no it's not lc kelsey i love that
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Okay. Wyatt, Elliot, but it's spelled like funny. Yeah, they do two T's. Two T's and an E at the end.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
I see. So Wyattota, Elliotote, and Bennett. Cute. Really cute. Cute. And then Finley. So cute. Yeah. Mazels. Mazel. Are you ready for the next story?
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
I wish for Parge in this like this forever.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Our next story is Morgan Wallen cashing in on the SNL drama and releasing God's Country merch. So yesterday, Morgan Wallen dropped some new merch saying, get me to God's Country. It's a t-shirt and two hats. It's actually quite Pargey. This story has obviously become like so viral and he's cashing in on it.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
I think a sign for me of like, I'm here to do the two songs. Like we're doing two songs. I don't need to be a part of this. Nothing more, nothing less. And then when it's over, I'm walking out the door. And I am starting to feel like the God's country thing was more so like he didn't enjoy his time in New York City. Like, I don't feel like it was about SNL being godless heathens.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
But I do think the two things together have made it look like like the walk off plus get me out of here makes it look like he's angry at SNL. But I actually could see a world where it's just like something that he posted because he missed home and he's been in this big city.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Yeah. And not like that he's running away from SNL, but like he spent a week in New York City. And if you don't love New York City, like that's kind of a tough place to be.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Yeah. So that's very exciting. We'll see you tomorrow. How was your April Fool's? Did you survive? Did you get pranked?
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Why does it feel like so many people announced stuff yesterday? Like real stuff. What is it? And by the way, we did that too. We announced our merch.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Well, yeah, I saw she launched toilet paper and I was like, that's fucking brilliant. And Claudia was like, it's April Fool's.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
I'm like, I don't think it is. It's in women's wear daily. Like, I think it's real.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
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The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Turned out to be real. But it's like, is there a strategy behind doing an eye book for us? Do you get like more engagement because people are unsure?
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Yeah, so I hope. I like that. That's that. Yeah, they're trying to make this, I guess like Avengers where like every superhero has their own movie and then together they have one big movie. And let's see how it goes. I would give it a chance if it's good.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
I just don't know if I have enough time and space in my heart to care about the Beatles.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Yeah. But I might become obsessed with the Beatles from this, as one does. Like you did with Elvis. More, more, more.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Oh, interesting. Let me Google, let me look at their catalog quickly.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Like a lot of their songs are really annoying, but I do feel like they would have like a couple of pargy ones.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
It might be Here Comes the Sun. Yeah, some of these are so annoying together. Yeah, not my favorite.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Back in the USSR as Beatles. No, it's Sigourney Weaver. I know. Well, if that's Beatles, I love that song.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
I love the Hebrew version. Oh, also good. I actually think it's better.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
But they also have a lot of annoying songs, like Yellow Submarine. What the fuck is that?
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
We were at the farmer's market and they were giving out a flyer for like this Beatles cover band. It was a picture of a yellow submarine. And he was asking a lot of questions. So I put on the song.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Yeah. Are you ready for a fifth and final story?
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Yes, and it also helps with the people asking, what do you want? Not only do I not want to tell you I don't want to answer your text message, here's the link to my BabyList so that I'm getting only things that I want and need and not extraneous items that I don't want.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
No, it's amazing. You get that little add to baby list button on your bookmark bar and you go to any website, hit add to baby list. Like you could be at shoptoastmerch.com adding to baby list. Just say it.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
That was funny. I actually, I feel like there were so many less pranks this year, which was nice. And there was one really good one that I saw and it was the sort of thing that's like, wait, now I want that. And it was Dyson.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
It really is. I can't even tell what's better when you're the person receiving BabyList and you get everything that you want or when you're buying a gift for someone and you know that your gift is going to slay. And you know it's something they need. Yeah. It's like crushed it.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Well, our fifth and final story is actually really funny to me because someone stepped in it.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Someone stepped in it today and it was actually Ariana DeBose.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
So this is really funny because she posted a quote about narcissism on her Instagram and the quote said hold on I need to get the exact words right. It said, narcissism is not something to be coddled or encouraged. And it was on like a graphic of like flowers. Now, if you remember from last week, that was from Jonah Platt's post about Rachel Zegler.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Right, and lest we not forget, Ariana DeBose and Rachel Zegler were in West Side Story together.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Right. So now Ariana is clarifying that she did not know where the quote came from. I mean, who could know such a niche reference? I didn't even know it. When she posted the quote that said narcissism is not something to be coddled or encouraged in a since deleted Instagram post Tuesday. She said, quote, I post quotes all the time and thought this one was meaningful.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
We'll fully cop to the fact that I did not do any research on where this quote came from, nor did I know of the connection until it was pointed out to me. I have no intention of inserting myself into a news cycle. Literally, who would want to be a part of this?
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
She said, this is not the first time I've posted about dealing with narcissism, and it probably won't be the last, but next time I'll be sure to clarify its origins first.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
So crazy. I actually like her statement. I feel like as best as she could back Pella out of this, she did. And she also like didn't say she didn't get into picking sides of Joan or Rachel. She was like, no.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Like, I understand. I don't think it was a slight at Rachel Zegler.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
They must have really resonated with it. People really get. Read it again. Narcissism is not something to be coddled or encouraged. It was imposed over a bouquet of flowers. Is that like a relatable. People are really passionate about narcissism.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
It is losing its meaning, but people love to like accuse other people of narcissism. People have dealt with narcissists, both real and imagined, are constantly speaking about it. So like she said, I will continue to post about narcissism, but I'll be sure to clarify the origins next time.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
I didn't think it was so crazy. I didn't think, and what's going to be annoying is like, especially on Instagram in feed, you know, we're going to get April Fool's pranks in a few weeks and you just have to check the date on everything.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Yeah, like, this isn't... She has, like, a couple of demerits, of course. This will not become one. Just one.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
But... This actually is in the pro column because it's a hysterical saga.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Yeah, and if you like the one line, it's like even if you didn't agree with what was on top or below, like you didn't see it. Like narcissism is not something to be encouraged or coddled. Okay.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Well, no, but I think that they're the originators. I do.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Interesting. Well, they're curators. And that's a job. That's valid. That's valid. That's real.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
And like Kyle doesn't even want to be on the left couch. It's like she would love to be on the right couch. Except like she completely ruined all of her chances of being on the right couch with everything she did this season.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Yeah. No, I think like Sutton and Garcelle could still like be friends. Sutton doesn't want to not be friends with Garcelle, but she's like not going to take up for her with the other girls, unless it's Sarit, whose friendship she still wants. So really like Kyle, she's just not going to be there for her. So, and Garcelle has only done that for Sutton. So of course resentment is going to build.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Well, that's what the reunion is for. And I think that's why this one is so good. Even compared to the season is because like, we're just speaking plain. Honest. I'm going to ask you a question. I'm going to get the answer. I'm going to ask you your opinion and you're going to tell it to me.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Whereas on the show, everything is like, you know, there's a million lunches and a million side conversations. And this one meets with that one. And it's like, Let's lay it all out on the table. And these are opinionated and thoughtful women. So like they have a lot to say. And I was feeling like everyone was so well spoken in defending themselves or explaining themselves.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
But then the next person is like, well, you know, is cutting that down. I'm like, well, that makes sense too. And that's why it was a really good reunion. Even in Dorit talking about her divorce, which like isn't controversial in the group really. I felt like she was doing such a good job of explaining where she's at, but it's, it's so weird how she's like separated from PK.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
They could still get back together. Like that's her family, but also like for her job, which she will need if they divorce, like she kind of, he's her enemy. And they're like talking so poorly about each other. How do you get back together after that?
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
She got me so good that I still have to like remember that it wasn't true. But basically I woke up with like so many texts and one was from the Redheads. We're planning our next episode. And she sent a screenshot from the author that we're reading this month.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Well, when she explained herself and she was like, you know, you could come on here and say anything about your husband and get people on your side because it's only your story that we're hearing, which is actually true. I could see someone doing that and that would be wrong.
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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
However, is that what you think of Dorit, this person who's been your friend for over five years and your best friend at times? You really think she's that sort of person? That's what's more jarring, not the idea that someone could do that because actually I'm sure people do that and we never hear from the husband and they just get dragged through the mud and we're like, Yeah, women. It's true.
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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
But that's what you think of your friend? Why is that your friend?
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
And what's so funny is if Dorit, like, had been cagey about it. Dorit's not opening up. Dorit's not real. Dorit doesn't share. Dorit tells everyone when she speaks to them about her divorce.
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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
No, and it's such a lame look that she's so like big and bad in her confessionals. And like, it says like really things as harsh and true as this. And then when she's, you know, in the moment, she has nothing to say back. It's just like, it's a weenie look.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
And the author had written on his Instagram story like, hey, just found out that the Redheads are reading whatever his new book is called for their next episode. They're always so hilarious, insightful, like give it a listen. And then it was like a book emoji and a worm. And I just went back like, oh my God, like that's so cool. That would happen.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
There's just been a lot of other stuff going on.
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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Yeah. And because like Sutton's not unwavering in her support for her. So it just looks even worse when it's just like every one piling on Garcelle and she has nothing to say.
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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Yeah. I thought Dorit looked great. Yeah.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
But you can see the stress on her. So when she says she's heartbroken. I believe her. Of course. And why does no one believe her? It's really crazy how these women give her. I don't know. I mean, Bose, of course, supports her. And Erica does, too. And we have to remember who Erica was when she came on the show. Self-proclaimed not a girl's girl. And she's changed so much since being on the show.
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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
But she's never going to be like that again. us against like teamwork makes the dream team like she's just like her own person so as much as she is could be like supportive and be that for Dorit she is and I have no issue with her whatever but it just looks different than like Bose who's like yes girl like we got this us against the world
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Yeah but if someone was like wanting to settle down with Andy now and they were my friend like yeah I'd have reservations that he is up for the commitment of and you know because he's been 50 years of not.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
um you didn't go like double check I went on with my day and then I realized it was April Fool's and I was like damn I wonder why I haven't heard from Dana yet she always gets me early in the morning and then later she said it was April Fool's I was like oh okay I that one was really ingrained in my mind the key to Dana's success is she gets you so early it's like the first thing you see in the morning but I think her praying for me not to criticize because she's really good at it her praying for me this year was so stupid yeah that like
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
They're not as traditional. I felt like Sutton was spot on, actually. No, about Keely, yes. No, no, no, about Andy, too. Andy is not a commitment person. He doesn't want a life partner. And so, what, one day after 50 years, he wakes up and now he knows how to be in a committed relationship? I don't think so. So I think Sutton was straight facts. Like, yeah, I feel that way about you, too.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
It's a crazy thing to say to your boss and the person who's meeting in the conversation who you do want to like you and be on your side. But actually, I thought she was spot on.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
I would say that to any friend who's dating anyone who's like, you know, a man who's like even 40 that's never been married or have kids or been in a long term or engaged. Like, it's just a red flag that can be worked through or understood. But like, it definitely gives you pause. I feel like Sutton was totally right for saying that.
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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
No, and this whole time I thought her primary wasn't burned down. I knew her house burned down, but I thought it was the one that we kept seeing on the show.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Well, we were just getting to know Bo's.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
That was not a day. I'm sorry. That was harder than a work day.
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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Large. I took a large in everything, and it's super cozy. But could have even done a medium in this for something more fitted.
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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Yeah, that's our show. We love you very much. Thank you for listening to The Toast. Make sure to subscribe. Give us a five-star review. Give us a thumbs up. Whatever feels right and natural to you. And we'll see you tomorrow. Love ya. Bye.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Elyse Myers is like your guys' favorite.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Yeah. Well, good job, Dana. Another year we survived April Fool's. Yeah.
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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Because if you send me a text message, I'm not going to answer, let alone fill out a bracket. Like, it's bad timing. Okay.
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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
She should have pranked you by saying you're in first place.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Yeah, yeah, yeah. She went to college with us. Dana's in third. Wow, she's definitely cheating. Who's in second?
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Because the head coach is a Jew and a proud one. Oh, I love him. I love him.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
He's such a king. I need to be done for Queenie.
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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Of course. And like, he's just such a rock star.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Of course, your insides influence the way that you look on the outside.
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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
I just feel like it was Emily. Don't you feel like that?
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Got it. Well, that's Dana's network. Her network is her net worth.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Yeah, other job that she's got. She stays friends with everyone.
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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
if he did a bracket, how many people you think he could get?
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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
It is. It's a good thing. It is. It just ain't me.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
I feel like you haven't shared this on the show.
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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
because you're wearing a gargi-pargi set. A gargi-pargi lowercase, gargi-pargi uppercase set.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
That's why I did this. You want the chance to scream at Ben in a tone, in a tenor you've never reached.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Well, definitely put out like pause. I know that's like so corny, but definitely like positive thoughts. And then also there are things that people do like.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
And I like I it's not the sort of thing Dr. Fox is going to endorse because it's like Lauren Bostic said that Reiki like a sound bath flipped her baby.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Right, right, right. But you should do it anyway.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
I do think you should like look into some of the Eastern things. It doesn't hurt. It's just could be a waste of time, but you have time.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
I've been seeing a lot of positive things about acupuncture. Have you?
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Wow. Yeah, I just saw a reel about acupuncture and what they were saying it can do. It's like magic.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Yeah, I think you should reach out to your woo-woo friends. Ben. Lauren, you should ask her.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
So yeah, let us know how that goes. You're taking a journey east.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Sometimes it's the, you have to trust the process.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
It would definitely hurt. Like I don't think that would help anything.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Well then, I just don't think that's what a pregnant woman should do.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
I think the womb is like an anti-gravity chamber.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Okay, they don't have that canned up there for you?
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
I just feel like those astronauts like aren't being real.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
No, no, no, no. Not a conspiracy. Like, I just feel like maybe they're just such professionals. And also like the elk of an astronaut is someone who remains calm. Yeah. Not a drama queen whatsoever.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Yeah. Well, we need recipes. We do. Right. No, but she's not going to. She can't bring in the name The Tig. I'm sorry. It's too late. Yeah. I agree.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Okay. I mean, yeah, let's see where it goes. But you know us. Yeah. We're open.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Yeah, so you'll hear from a bunch of narcs. Yeah. But you did write into us, so you know who we are.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
You were written to a different show.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
So now without further ado, it is time for the Fast Five Stories that you need to know.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
She gave you that ring that one time. I feel like you're still dining on that.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
But I was deserving of a gift for my hospitality.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Thank you. You're welcome. Our first story, Garcelle is leaving Real Housewives of Beverly Hills after five seasons. So Garcelle posted a video this morning saying that she's leaving Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She announced on Instagram that she is departing the hit reality TV show after five seasons to focus on her family and other projects she has lined up.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
So she shared a video to her Instagram.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Yeah, spelling out the reasons why she's leaving, thanking everyone who has been a part of the journey, the fans, the crew, the wives themselves. She said that she's leaving to focus on her kids. It's their last year of high school coming up, and she wants to be there for that. She also has a lot of work stuff coming up that she's really excited about. And so she is leaving the housewives.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
She did say, like Andy said, she can come back anytime. And so who knows? Could be a see you later. But she's out for now. Yeah.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
And why would she be fired in the middle of the season? We haven't even seen how things shake out. How do the fans feel about her? How does the reunion go? I don't think she was fired. I think she's really leaving.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
You know? Yeah. I do feel like there's a reason that she's not saying not like something big and bad, but I don't, I don't know. It just didn't feel like compelling enough. Like she's always been busy and she always has a lot of work. So like it's really been now too much that she can't do housewives. And then to be there for her kids in high school, they're less. It's so weird. Yeah.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
I just feel like there's more of a feeling that she might have that she's just not sharing. Like whether it is she's tired or she's over it or maybe her career stuff is more than ever. I just like, I don't know. I just feel like there might be a little more to it.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
She's having a good season and we really like her, but it's not like the name on everybody's lips in the whole world. It's been with some other housewives in their first seasons.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
People aren't really talking about it.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Yeah, I agree. She's not been my favorite housewife recently. I find myself always like actually opposed to her. Disagreeing. But not for one second was I like, I don't want her on the show. I mean, this is what it takes to make a show. Like you're going to have people you agree with and disagree with. And I enjoyed her. So this will be a loss. I wonder who they'll replace her with though.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Yeah, no, but it'd also be like you getting a cameo from like Kelly Clarkson. Like, yeah, we're both so obsessed. But if we have to go back to the Genesis, like I am more obsessed. But if you got a cameo from Kelly, like you met Kelly, like, I mean, I'm just, you know, I would just be happy for you is all.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Yeah, I think they should bring back someone. I don't know that we need someone like brand new.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
But I feel like Denise would only want to come back with Garcelle there and it would be more, it would be better with Denise and Garcelle.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Yeah. Maybe like Jennifer Tilly will become full time because Sutton's going to need a friend.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Yeah. Or they bring back someone else.
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Right, but they're always talking about her. She's friends with all of the ladies still. She has a really successful podcast.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Yeah. Because she's going through something. Maybe in better times. But there are plenty of people who are still in the mix. Camille Grammer, not that that's who I want to see. No, please, please, please. But I think that would be better right now than finding someone new.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
It's not fair to take out Garcelle for Lisa Rinna because then like you're stacking one side.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
don't know she's like on the one hand she'd probably be like yeah i'm better off since i left housewives but on the other hand i feel like she's kind of shameless and is like okay a check is a check yeah yeah let's get to work correct let's roll up our sleeves maybe It'll be interesting. Our next story, a little more Housewives news.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Teresa Giudice and her husband Luis Ruelas hit with $3 million in tax liens. So according to records obtained by People, the Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa and her husband Luis have been hit with over $3 million in tax liens, with Teresa owing... $303,000 and Louie owing nearly $2.6 million.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
This comes three months after Louie was issued another lien for $160,000 in December, which the New Jersey court's website show is still an open case.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
So yes, I have said multiple times receiving a cameo is a horrible experience. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Let me tell you, Nikki Blonsky has a way with cameo. I didn't want it to end. I was hanging on her every word. I was like, what's she going to say next? What did Shannon prompt her with next? It was as it was. I had the experience that you should have when receiving a cameo.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
But it's like, I really just think it's more so having learned nothing from the first situation. Not like Teresa has low-key been like a con woman this whole time. No, I don't think so either. But at what point do we assign personal accountability to this person? I feel like the accountability is insanity. You know what I mean? Like if this was like...
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
In court, like, she wouldn't be tried because of insanity. By reason of insanity. Yeah. Because she's doing the same thing over, like, not asking questions. Yeah. Shutting down anyone who has anything to say when all of the signs point towards. And it's not because, like, she's like, yeah, Louis, steal that money. She's just insane.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
A hopeless, romantic, naive, like, to the point of being insane. Yeah.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Like we said, insanity. But I just want to say like for her, she owes 300K. I feel like she could pay that. Cameo. Yeah. Like she'll take a couple of brand deals. She can pay that off quickly. I'm actually not worried about that. So Louis owes about $2.8 million, which I just want to say to his credit, also means that he's earned like $10 million, right?
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
But like if we're in the millions, like you have to make millions to owe millions, right?
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Okay, it could be property tax or income tax. It could be all sorts of tax. I know they can put a lien on your house, but I don't know what that necessarily means.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
So maybe it was just like the people in the past that I got cameos from. They were the wrong people. And it takes a special type of person. Like, I guess I won't say like who I got it from. That just like made me.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
But so anyways, like, of course, pay your taxes, Louis, but you've got to make millions to owe millions. So he's obviously making money, but just pay your taxes. And it also feels like they don't have like a proper financial advisor.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Like this, I feel like Teresa's could have been the sort of situation where she underpaid, like she meant to pay your taxes, but at the same time as he, as he's, she's probably using his person who sucks. I think that you're simplifying it a little too much. It's a little idealistic. I'm simplifying Teresa's. I don't know how you accidentally don't pay $2.8 million in taxes.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
I'm simplifying Teresa's to say it could have been an accounting error because she uses his accountants because she's an insane person who still trusts her husband even though there's numerous red flags. Yeah, she's, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
No, it's so crazy. Grow up. Yeah. Get a different business manager. Keep maybe separate from Louise. I just know she's using Louise.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
But she didn't have tax issues since the time she left Joe Giudice to the time she married Louis. So like-
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
But then you're like assigning malice to her.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
I don't know. Damon John. Like, I just I didn't want a cameo from him.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Yeah. Hopefully she could pay this off swiftly. You just don't want this sort of stuff paving over your head. And hopefully he could pay it off even though he didn't pay off $160,000 in December. True. So it doesn't bode well for the 2.8. Right.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Yeah. Well, they were supposed to, according to that one rumor we both saw. Right. Judice Lurelas were going to get their own show.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
And watching a bunch of crazy people be crazy. No, you need the balance of normalcy.
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We just have to believe you. It's paid.
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Yeah, she'll be on the New Jersey courts website seeing if the case is still open.
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That's someone else. Like he might work well for someone else. It was just like, it was just too much. It wasn't a match. It wasn't a match. This was really a match. And so I'm happy that the whole like cameo business operation like isn't built on, but clenchingly painful videos.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
margaret josephs dorinda medley should be dorinda wasn't she just on it yes they say she might be on it again please no i was thinking about watching the next season no i know let me tell you who else i saw it's all like rumored to be and it was like twitter but what show what shows are we watching i was thinking someone should be on it white lotus no no no someone from like real housewives
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
And what about from the young shows like Summer House, Southern Charm?
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Sheena should be on Traitors. That's who I was thinking. Give it to Sheena. Yeah. I think she'll be terrible at the game, even though I don't know what the game is. Yeah. But maybe she'll be so bad that it actually results when people think you're bluffing, but you actually just don't know what you're doing. Right. Thank you. Thank you.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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She's still charging a hundred dollars, which Nikki, if you are watching this, you need to up your price. I wonder what Shannon would have paid. Like what's the most she would have paid?
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Yeah, she could definitely double.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Yeah. I guess a cameo from Tom Sandoval could be funny.
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Thank you, turd and phone. You're welcome. Our fifth and final story. Things are actually getting worse for Jamie King. She's speaking out. No.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Yeah. Well, also, I saw last week that they're reporting her and Taylor are not like friends at the moment. They haven't been close in a while, even though Taylor is the godmother. Yikes. I just I know we were curious. But anyway, she's speaking out after being forced out of her L.A. pad for owing more than forty two thousand dollars in back rent.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
I don't know. If I got you a cameo out of nowhere, if I got you a cameo from Tom Sandoval.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Yeah, so as Page Six says, Taylor Swift's longtime friend, Jamie King. God, they're so annoying. The cover photo is a picture of her and Taylor Swift. Maybe they worry people don't care enough about Jamie King without the Taylor Swift connection. But she's an actress.
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And then our Gen Z listeners, millennials,
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Yeah. Well, she's broken her silence after being forced out of her L.A. home for owing more than $42,000 in back rent. After her landlord locked her out of the property just days after she lost custody of her two sons, she told Us Weekly over the weekend, quote, the situation with my landlord alert.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
And he was, like, turdy and the most extras.
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landlord was resolved privately it's disappointing but not surprising to see someone try to exploit this moment for attention i'm currently focused on what matters most my children just a week ago the son reported that she was forced out of her la home after accumulating 42k in back rent per the documents obtained by us weekly she had been living at the 10 145 a month hollywood hills pad
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
since April 2023, but had stopped paying rent in January. Her landlord said she was forced to lock King out of the rental property pending payment, claiming that the actress had been maliciously remaining at the residence. However, Jamie's attorney has since denied the allegation, saying she had been taking acting jobs to pay off the back rent.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Yeah, and clearly, like, in this moment, she's going through it. Like, it's not, like... Right. I'm sure things have been ongoing, but, like, you know, there's highs and lows, and this seems to be a low. Like, she was paying her rent up until January, and now she's not paying her rent, and she doesn't have custody of her kids. But then I also saw an update the other day.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
I think I just might just get punished you.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
She posted, like, a selfie with... I think she, like, had an outing with her kids, and she, like, posted, like, a smiling...
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
I want to see Turdy and the Most Extras up there shaking that thing.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Yeah. Especially when like what's come out is so egregious. Like no smiling selfie is just going to change what I've read.
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Yeah. But like it's not something you can just put a bandaid on.
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Okay, so I think it could really easily be either, like, immature until you go through it or your partner goes through it. You have no idea, like, what the woman's body goes through. And obviously these female prison guards are just being so amazing in their pregnancies that you don't even realize how much they're going through it.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Or it's just, like, a complete lack of sensitivity and this is a red flag. How?
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Yeah, you can always go up, go down. It's supply and demand.
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Is he selfish and immature in other areas? Yes.
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I can't believe someone could see a pregnant prison guard and think anything and like want to give them more work.
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Yeah, I really do feel that way. And I think doubly so for men. Even when their partner's going through it, like, it takes them a minute to get it?
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Yeah, their lives don't change at all until you have a baby.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Well, now there is this initiative. I've been seeing a lot of reels in my algorithm of like – Men getting into the best shape they possibly could before they inseminate you. Yes.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
It's always the office people who make all the money on Cameo.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
And like the sperm quality is affected by their lifestyle choices. And yes, it affects your pregnancy, but it also could affect your ability to get pregnant. So like people are now, now the movement is like men should spend 10 months getting into the best shape of their lives. And then you spent and working hard, eating right, working out, and then you spend 10 months being pregnant.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
So that kind of like balances the scales.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. But is it partner privilege? Like if it's something that you can choose, right? And everyone has the same more or less.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
No, it is like, it's an important thing to think about who your partner is. And it will change the quality of your life and your experiences.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
No, and also some people pull the wool over your eyes.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Wow. So his marketing is working. Yeah.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
I feel like you need to tell him that you didn't know he had a small penis until he's now making so much of it. OK, I have to be honest. I don't understand like anything about this.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
You know what the shame is? The shame is that we would crush it on Cameo.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Extremes. You're not talking about the extremes.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Or you sound like someone, like, he has a big penis, so you can't relate to the issues of women with a small penis. And you're like, it's fine. That's fine.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
I definitely have a tape measure. Five inches is small. Do you think this cup is five inches?
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
I've been on Cameo before and I did get a lot of inbounds. I'm trying to find who the most expensive person is. Being on Cameo wasn't good for my mental health. And so I had to take a back seat.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Because we did so many renovations. And I was measuring, bringing up my computer. Okay, my phone, oh my gosh, is six.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
If you're measuring from the bottom, go up to where the time is on your phone.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Yeah, like the bottom of your phone, again, then 1138. I mean, that's really small.
The Toast
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And it's like, well, how big is your vagina?
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
I really feel a penis for every vagina.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
I feel like people don't talk about the downsides of BDE. Like lazy, hubris.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
That's not, they're not kinky. They're watching TV.
The Toast
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And I couldn't do it. Like if I were you, I couldn't do it. And all of a sudden I have to be a comedian roasting you. Coming up with these zingers about your penis. Like, excuse me. So she's like, I work full time. I'm busy. I have enough going on.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
No, and she's not. And that's weird. Like, this is fine, you know? It's the SPH that's an issue.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Do you want to see any other measurements? Because what's the standard that they say? Doesn't everyone say they have eight? I feel like... Let me ask...
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
I feel like it's that guy from The Office.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Oh, so our roast of five was nothing. Wait, you just need to show your man this. He has an average size penis. Sorry to break it to him.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
But still, you're just above the average. Like, you're, what, 40th percentile? Like, sorry, you're not special.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
I feel like it's something that... You do in, like, high school? Yeah, you do once, and you know you're... So, like, doesn't everyone joke that they have eight, though? I guess that's why it's funny.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
So he bought his house and he moved on with his life. If we did Cameo for a year, maybe we could go in together for a lake house or something.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
You're right to be put off. Now, like... It's hard to really end your life and start a new one over like something someone did over two seconds. It's a window though into potentially. But now you need to like really look at the really like was everything else perfect? Like I just feel like and he never did this before. This feels like something that's like definitely a trauma response.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Yeah but I don't I don't know someone I don't know what makes someone do this but I maybe it's like as a little kid they were like abuse like and every time they do something wrong they like hit them I don't know so there's something you should bring it up to him if you're having trouble figuring out like what you want to do about it you should be like.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
When you did this the other day, like, what is that? Where does that come from? Like, that really worried me.
The Toast
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Because like this, what this guy did, like I feel sorry for him. I don't know why that's my, like, because it's not like he went and he hit you. Like, I feel sorry for him.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
But even if you're going to leave him and look out for number one, give him a conversation. Like, because maybe then he'll realize like, oh, I have all these things going on. I wasn't ready for a relationship. I need to work on myself. Like, I have a lot of things that I need to unpack.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
and what are you telling me like that thing you did like it really scared me what is that yeah i think we could just like talk directly don't be judgmental be like that was really weird of you no just be like that don't do what we have done no no that's why we do it here yeah get it out get out our judgment so that you can handle it put your best foot forward and just be like i just it made me sad and worried for you like where does that come from like why do you do that
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Yeah, it's not 100%. No, it's self-harm. Yeah. It's like a child's response.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
I don't know. You're so stupid. I don't know.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
No, I'm good. What kind of person?
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Yeah, it seems like a textbook case.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
But I don't know what the textbook is called, but I know there is a book about it. 100%.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Damn, but was she getting booked that much?
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
What's the gap between, instead of 25 for Nikki Blonsky?
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Yeah, like I know Luann, like the housewives do really well on Cameo. That's really a great gift.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
But if you're doing it for $15,000 to do a two minute video, make $15,000 in two minutes like that makes sense.
The Toast
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But what do I know? Maybe. But I don't know. You could just get a jet ski in two minutes.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Maybe I'll go on Cameo for $15,000 and maybe it will be better for my mental health.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. It would be a lot. But then it's like, I don't know. It's a funny thing, cameo. I'm glad that it's in our lives.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
It provides endless fodder. Viral cameos. I'm sorry, Happy Chinooka is going to be my favorite cameo of all time. Smokey Robinson.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
And like my direct correlation to Nikki Blonsky is the correlation that's going viral. Considering like you've always had such a warm place in your heart for Nikki and Tracy.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
I feel like they still do that. It's such an easy gift.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
I just feel like that's not true. Nikki Blonsky probably gets like 600 bookings a day.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Yeah. Everyone wins. Yeah. And today you win. Today I win. Nikki wins. Bruno wins. Bruno got a shout out. So did your party loaf. So did my party loaf. I should send her a loaf.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
She did. I don't think she can handle it. I just don't feel like she has like the patience to make sourdough.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
No, especially not without like self rising yeast.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
And with all of her travels and. Right. Bookings. West Virginia. Like you've got to be home to feed your starter.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
I wonder if she'll see that like we posted her cameo and that we're big fans.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
I feel like we need her on the toast right this minute.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Text the team. Let's see if we can do it. Isn't she a Long Island girl?
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
We'll go out there. We'll take.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
And is it killing you that Bruno got a shout out from Nikki Blondsey? Nikki Blondsey knows Bru.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Yeah. Maybe even a little less now just because she's so popular. And we're such like anti-culture. Trendsetters. Yeah. Yeah.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
It's like LTK. It's just different.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
I... She may as well have joined LTK. I feel like people, like the streets know LTK more than ShopMai, because ShopMai is new. It's the same thing.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Yeah, and it's not like she did a little store. She's got a lot of products.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Yeah, but I don't know. I'm no longer really shocked by her. Like she is an influencer. She has a podcast. She posts Instagram stories and her thumb is covering the camera lens. Like it's not even like... Ballerina Farm. I don't know. I guess up until this point.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
More than that, she stayed at my house last week and she was going to send me flowers as a thank you. And in lieu of flowers, she got me a cameo from Nikki Blonsky. So it wasn't just like, should I get Jax or Claude a cameo? I think they think it's funny.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
The way that you feel about her shopmy is like more akin to how I felt when she was posting those Instagram stories, like running around her backyard, like nuttiness. Yeah, I guess. And there wasn't a third party and it's not premium and it's not curated and it's like very regular.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Yeah. Well, did you buy anything?
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
I also feel like maybe she got paid to be on the platform. Oh, that would be good. I think so. I think we just also like always assume stuff like that about her because it's like otherwise, why would she do it?
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Yeah, no, not a rogue Instagram story. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like maybe she's gotten a good deal with them. I hope.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Well, it seems like she's having fun in this content creation phase of her life.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
And With Love As Ever should have always been the same name, whichever one she wanted to go with. The With Love Jams and the With Love Show.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
it's jackson claude and we're your hosts it's your favorite show the fast five things you need to know we'll start your day off swirly it's the toast they sound amazing
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So are they saying he's crazy for the overuse or for what comes next? For what comes next. Okay.
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That's good to find your community. Correct. So if you want to hear what other people, and some people like are dealing with some real crazy behavior. Yeah.
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So check out Naggy Bitch Wife, patreon.com slash the toast. Now I think without further ado-da-do-da-do, where are you? It is time for the fast five stories that you-da-do need to know.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
No, but the fact that it actually worked out is not so us.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
I wasn't doubtful. I supported you completely. Yeah, but you were just like doubtful. Like what if people are introverted music producers? And I could definitely sense that people came out of their shells. Shells, yeah. And their comfort zones and participated. And no, it was so much fun. It was a great idea. The end result is so wonderful. We both got in the studio.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Smart turt. Smart turt. I'd rather see smart turt out there shaking that thing.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Smart mouth and smart turd. First story, Zoe Kravitz is breaking her silence about her split from Channing Tatum. Oh, I didn't see this. It just dropped, breaking news. Okay. Because Zoe Kravitz is on the cover of Elle's March issue and she is talking about her ex Channing Tatum because their movie Blink Twice just came out. So I guess that they maybe met on the set of the movie or I don't know.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
It was like a project, I think that they just like a passion that they worked on together. So she's talking about the passion that they worked on together and their relationship. So she was asked whether their split has affected how she feels about their movie. And she said, not at all. I love this thing that we made together and I care for him very much.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Even when you bring up how great his performance is, it warms my heart to hear that. And I'm so happy that all of it happened. I just feel so grateful that we got to go on that journey together, she says. It's very mature. Yeah, I feel like it's the sort of thing where it's like, yeah, she's like, he's amazing. I love him because he's like sitting in a room crying, you know? Yeah.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Yeah, and I don't know what exactly happened between them, but I do feel like that's what happened. Especially in the way that she's talking now. There's no animosity, nothing. She just gives the vibe like she's in control. Yeah, even when they were together, it was very cool for him.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
You can hear a little Jax, a little Claude on the ones and twos. A little harmony. which is what we do all the time.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Yeah. And that, but regardless, like actually not even about Taylor Swift, just like he's kind of, he's Channing Tatum. Like he's, he's very handsome. Silly, goofy. And she's like the epitome of the cool girl and just like. Right.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Yeah. So she also said that he has a lot to offer talent-wise and that she's excited for people to keep witnessing that. He has so much more coming and I think he's in a place as an actor. where he's feeling really confident and people are seeing different sides of him.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
And I do think that speaks to the like other side of Magic Mike, you know, like maybe he'll start doing indie films and be a more serious actor, which I don't want to see, but I know that like that earns people street cred in the industry.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Yeah. More like blockbuster comedies.
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Yeah. But like Joe Manganiello's in Magic Mike, right?
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Well, this is sweet for them. I feel sad for Channing because this just confirms that like his heart was broken.
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That's a tough one for me. To talk about or to answer? To talk about. Yeah, I know. That was true love.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
That was true love. But Jessie J is happier than she's ever been in her life. So it actually wasn't true love. Like everything happened the way that it was supposed to. Correct. But it's just hard for me to reconcile that it wasn't supposed to happen for her with Channing.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
No, I've been trying to move forward day by day, step at a time. Sorry to bring it up. And so, yeah, I feel like I'm going backwards in my journey.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Yeah. And then before that was his wife. Yeah.
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Yeah, everyone's going to want you to keep Good Morning Millennials. I have my own thoughts.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
But her husband was like doing something. He was starting drama, right? I'm Googling it. Steve Kazee. He was talking shit. He was talking shit about someone.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
K-A-Z-E-E. I'm just going to search Steve Kazee drama. Oh, he posted ha-ha when Channing and Zoe broke up. Was that it?
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
He did post ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha when Channing and Zoe broke up. And I feel like that was it actually.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Yeah. which that wasn't nice, but he did work on the Twilight soundtrack. So he does like get a little bit of a pass.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
What did he do on it? I just, I don't know why I always remember that about him because it's worth remembering, honestly. He gives Matthew Koma energy. He does give Matthew Koma energy. Do you know why? Why? Like, do you get what I'm saying? Yeah, no, no, I agree with you. And it's like, that's not a good thing.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
I know, but I'm all about evolution. And the show has evolved. Now we have a song. We're not even together anymore. We don't talk at the same time. Let's move on to the next.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
No, and it's like the couple times you've come up on your own, like, I'm not digging it. Like even Matthew Cuomo recently was in the news and I thought it was so loser-y.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Which Jewish charity? His t-shirt said like, fuck yes.
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I think it's something to do with the Holocaust. I mean, there are a million like marching letters.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Like a reputable. No, he was like also just kind of insinuating that like a lot of Jewish charities, like that he might not agree with them. And like, I just.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
When you're constantly innovating, you don't need to hold on to every single thing. You can say your goodbyes.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
There are so many obvious ones. So if those aren't the ones that like come to mind, like if those are ones that like you wouldn't support, like even Zaka, for example. You've got issues.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
For me, it feels like the Jewish organizations would probably be obviously like pro-Israel and that he's not. That's why he's murky for me. Oh, that's funny. I didn't even think about that. Because, of course, when you think of Jewish organizations, like Friends of the IDF, Zaka. A lot of them do big work in Israel. There are so many big ones.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
So if those to him have questionable histories, then he's problematic, to use everyone's favorite word.
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Yeah, there are a lot. Matthew. And it should go to a Holocaust foundation, especially because it's in direct response to the swastika shirt.
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On my way. That sounds like a description.
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L.A. Fire, Hurricane, and Natural Disaster Relief. Blue Card Fund. It sounds like they do a lot of stuff. Like, it's not the COVID-19 response.
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I'm big on tradition. I'm big on history.
The Toast
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Okay, so the Blue Card Fund does a lot of different things. They cover a lot of buckets. Now, did he donate specifically to the Holocaust one?
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
And I'm just saying, it will always be like, remember when we had good morning millennials? Because the thing is, the tradition is the Jackson Claude.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
I'm glad we got down to the bottom of that. The blue card gives direct financial assistance to Holocaust survivors who need it most. Pargy. Emergency cash, dental and medical assistance. Pargy. Monthly assistance.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
it was but nobody knew about it because he ended up doing the holocaust thing and then it was like no and everyone just wanted to feel good like fuck yay did my part and no one like actually mental health do a little digging right um so yeah he doesn't earn a gold star for me on that no and chenning tatum would never chenning tatum would never he would literally never that's my that's my non-charitable king right there never has given a penny
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Anyways, are you ready for our next story? I tried again to not choose it, but.
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I saw that. No, because that's unclear still. Right. This is about the Pamela Anderson comparisons. Have you seen this one? Seriously, I'm not going there. Like.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Okay. We'll move on to the next story. Parchee. Next up, Christopher Nolan's first look at The Odyssey. He is directing. Oh, my God.
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I don't know. I feel like I could never get into the book. Maybe I could get into the movie.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Yeah, I don't know if I've ever even watched one. Oppenheimer. I might watch just to get a grasp of the Odyssey. Have you not seen Oppenheimer? I've not seen Oppenheimer, no.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
It is crazy, but it just came out at a time in my life where I'm not sitting down to watch three hour long movies. I was just thinking about, cause I saw Moana two is coming to Disney plus. And I was like, will I ever watch it?
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
I think Jackson-Claude are timeless.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
And then I'm thinking about how I saw Moana one in theaters, like back in the day, like how much time did I have that I'm going to see like a kid's movie, all the other movies.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
What's the other one? Do you know the other one? You were there. I fell asleep three separate times during Lincoln. I actually think now I might appreciate Lincoln.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Yeah. Now I would love to go to the movies and see Lincoln.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
In any time, in any place, I would find you, Claude.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Right. So like these like years, whatever's come out. But the good news is like we keep tabs on like the movie circuit. And I don't think I'd miss that much. But I did miss Oppenheimer. The Odyssey has set sail. They're filming in Morocco. If you want to go. Excuse me. Did you say Morocco? Yeah. The village of...
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
ben ado in the country of morocco and from the looks of the set it's gonna be epic now what is the odyssey about is it like a fantasy no is it about greek gods like it's not not but it is about a journey well that's what odyssey means but it's about like a man on a boat a big boat i think okay so like titanic I think it's like a man who leaves home to fight a war on a big boat.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Here's the summary. It tells the story of Odysseus' journey home after the Trojan War. That sounds like real. Oh, okay. So Odysseus is the king of Ithaca. He leaves home to fight in the Trojan War. After the war, he encounters many perils and is delayed for 10 years on his journey home. While he's away... Miserable. Miserable. While he's away, his wife and son are besieged by suitors.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Even though we've established, like, growing up, we would not have been friends.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
He returns home and destroys the suitors with the help of Telemachus, who is his son. So it sounds like...
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
fake so themes include fate the gods free will piety do we know who's been cast who is odysseus that's a great that's kind of the role of a lifetime it is it's like a movie that they would have in like entourage where it's like they're casting the odyssey yes yes exactly like medellin odysseus is matt channing tatum Matt Damon is Odysseus. That is so interesting. Tom Holland is in it. As the son?
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
And nowadays, we talked about this as like influencers, like what you think of me as an influencer if I wasn't your sister and like what I would think of you. And I still think actually like we probably wouldn't think to connect.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
I would guess so. And Elliot Page. As who? Let me try and see. They only told me Matt Damon is Odysseus.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
That was serious. He had to live on a planet and make potatoes out of his duty.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
I think there was Judy involved in the potato making. Like fermenting? Like maybe in the fertilizer. Yeah, the fertilizer. Yeah, he made so many potatoes.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Yeah, so honestly, this is star studded. The only one who has like the... name of their character is Matt Damon being Odysseus, but here's who else is in it. So Tom Holland, Elliot Page, Anne Hathaway, Zendaya, Robert Pattinson. Wait, Zendaya and Tom, that's so cute. Yeah, Charlize Theron, Lupita Nyong'o, and then Mia Goth. Who's that? Interesting. Yeah. So it's going to be a big one.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
You know, we'll be talking about it award season five years from now.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
No, we wouldn't like think like, oh my God, I like the way that, you know, when I saw Shannon's page, I'm like, oh my God, I have to meet this girl. Like I have to get lunch with her. I don't know if we would think that about each other because we're so different.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
But the fact that he's adapting something that we all know. Yeah. It's very exciting. Damn, I didn't know that. I hope that he sticks to the text because like Homer would vomit.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Who did the Napoleon movie? Was that Christopher Nolan? No.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Right. Napoleon movie was Ridley Scott, the other one.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
So the other one. So the other one. Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. Some crazy news. Want to get your thoughts on protocol. Okay. Heartbroken passengers reveal they were made to sit beside a dead body for four hours after a woman died on a flight.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
An Australian couple has been left heartbroken after they say they were forced to sit next to the body of another passenger who died midway through their flight. The couple was traveling on Qatar Airways from Melbourne to Venice when a woman on board collapsed and died. It was pretty heartbreaking to watch, they said. They went to try and move her.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
They brought this chair down and tried to wheel her up towards business class, but she was quite a large lady, and they couldn't get her through the aisle.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
that's i didn't see that part of the story that part but that actually answers like the question that we would have asked why did they move her why did they try and move her so anyways well you know what try harder like seriously so she died and then they they kept her in her chair they put a blanket over her and the couple had to sit next to her for four more hours that's fucking crazy like that first of all why didn't the why didn't the plane land
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
I think that not moving her and also like if they're going to investigate the circumstances of her death, like you don't want to tamper with, I think like starting to move like a dead body and getting the whole cast and crew involved like is crazy and they're better off leaving her there. And if there were no other seats open on the plane, then like, then these people would just have to like deal.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
But they said that they could see some spare seats and they weren't allowed to go sit there. That's the problem.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
But they were about to move the dead body to business.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Oh, I'm suing. I'm flying free Qatar for life. Right. They said that they have not received support or an offer of counseling following the flight.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Yeah, very sad. So sad for this couple. Sad for the lady, of course. Very unfortunate. They should have let them move the seats.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Yeah. Always a party show, especially now that we have a song in our hearts. And in the beginning of our show.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Oh, perfect. So we're good. This next story is actually really cute. So rumors have been swirling for a while. We didn't even talk about this, but rumors have been swirling about Leo from Love is Blind dating Allie Shapiro, Zeal's Harry's daughter.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
So he was just talking to Page Six and is telling the story about how this all went down, that he says that he and Allie are not dating, but Jill Zarin had slid into his DMs after Love is Blind in an effort to set him up with Allie. So he said- So Jill- He said, I got a lot of random DMs. Jewish mothers are notorious for being straightforward and aggressive.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
So I was getting DMs like, my daughter would be perfect for you. Oh my God, you seem like such a nice Jewish boy. But he says one note from Jill Zarin caught his attention in particular because she was verified and had a lot of followers. So he was like, who's Jill Zarin? And he saw that she was from the Housewives. Her DM was like, hey, I think my daughter would be good.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
He said that he was confident. Jill was confident that he and Allie would click when she reached out to him. It had been roughly a month since Allie had split with her ex-fiance. So Jill was like, we live in Miami. I happen to be going to Miami. Leo happened to be going to Miami for Art Basel. You know, he's an art dealer. And her message was actually really nice. So they facilitated a meetup.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Because Jill was like, look, whether you date or are just friends, I think you two would really get along. And he said that she was right. They immediately hit it off. He said the first time we met was at Art Basel. And the moment that we met, I felt like we knew each other for years. They have been hanging out a lot, completely as friends, though. Yeah, I know. What's the point?
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
There are a million photos of them at different events together.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
um they've been making a ton of tiktoks like playing pickleball and my question is what's the point like you're two grown-ass single adults who obviously get along really well like start fucking let's go yeah the way he describes her though i do feel like a relationship could blossom from this because he said it's just a friendship and we are really really good friends she's awesome and it's funny because we have so much in common reality show stuff art stuff she actually worked at an auction house for a long time plus being jewish and both of them have experienced a
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
So they have a lot in common. Right, right. Well, great. Like, what's the problem? I think we got to let these two marinate.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Like, she wanted to go to Miami, right? She did get to go to Miami though.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
I feel like I don't remember this, but.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Did I watch the city? Yes, I think it was the Deep Tea season. Chicago.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Oh, he got with Shane's ex. Deep Tea, right? No, no, no, that was Shake.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Shane's ex-girl. Went with Kyle for Shane. Shane's ex girl. I think her name was Natalie. No, that was his real girl. That's who he went with. Oh, but he was Shana. Something like that. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She went with Kyle.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
It's your favorite show. Oh, let's get a live performance. Start your day off swirly. It's the toast. And shout out to Becca for writing it in my key.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Maybe he could have, but yes. You know what I mean.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Well, these two aren't dating yet, but I like the way he's speaking about her. I'm holding hope. Yeah, with respect, too. I'm shipping. I'm shipping on that perp.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Right behind us is State Farm. Right, right, like just right behind us. Like thousand person strong State Farm, the whole company. Love that.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
But that's weird. It's weird, but it's not the worst case scenario, right? He's not like filming.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
So why was he so impressed when he knows what you're capable of?
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Yeah. I don't know. You don't know this man.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
You have to remember like you're still strangers. Get to the bottom of it. Now's the time.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
And then also, is it just the one, like go through the rest of his phone, like is it just the one video? Because that could mean an accident. Is this habitual behavior? Go look, just go straight to his album of videos and see if you see any other black screens. And look through everything that you can, you know, recently deleted.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Yeah. Let's establish a pattern. Before you confront him, get all the information you possibly can. Oh, for sure. I like that. And get rid of this stranger.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Kind of because I've been playing it on my phone like for my family and it's like very short so they're like, again. And it would be nice if I could like airplay it to the Sonos.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
There's definitely space for non-nefariousness. This to be innocent, of course. Yes, 100%. However, the fact that it's a boyfriend. There's a ton of space. No, but there's like other things are so cut and dry. Like there's space for an error. Yes, yes, yes. But I don't know. So. I don't know. Yeah, but there's opportunity. And if he's a good guy, like you know, you know.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Well, since you're weaning, like, and you made it through, don't bring it up. Like, don't make a... No, I... I think this was worth talking about. No, I feel like the time passed, like it's done. What's there to talk about? And like, what if, I don't know. This is definitely like weird territory.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
I don't know. I would also like the community, if people could weigh in here. Chime in. What to do, what to do. Yeah.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
I'll burn you a CD. Because when my phone locks, it stops.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
No, I think like, because you're weaning, like seriously, it's over. But if people want to weigh in, I'm like, yeah, my husband does this. Oh yeah. Is this universal? I don't think it is. I don't think it's universal, but I feel like it might be more common than people would expect.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
We are fucking celebrating, snitch.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
I don't know. Cause it's like, I don't know. I mean, like, not for me personally, but I'm just, like, trying, like, you know, I'm trying to be open-minded.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
So I actually would like to put it on Spotify so we can listen to it on repeat in the car.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
No, when I see those reels from people who are complaining about their in-laws, I'm like, aren't your in-laws gonna see it? I never even thought about all the people liking it.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
I think that a lot, how are you making this? You're about to seriously ruin every relationship in your life. about in-law content.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Yeah, there's this one creator I used to see all the time where it's all about in-law etiquette.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Yeah. And then it's also weird. I was watching a video yesterday. This is kind of a tangent, but it was about a woman. Like she was trying to explain why babies like need to be able to eat their food and not be fussed with and their mouth wiped and, you know, scooping up off the sides and shove a bite in there. And she like, so she dressed up in like a bib and like sat at a kid's,
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
high chair like and like was eating her food and then had someone like simulate what the wiping of the face and it's just like you made a really good point like the point that she made I actually like she looked like clowns I appreciate it but it's like what are you doing sitting there in a pit
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
I actually sent it to Zach because I thought the point was so good. But was there a way to make the point like without you eating baby food and putting a bib on?
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Did we even do two? Oh yeah, the in-laws. Okay.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Oh, okay. Wait. Love you so much. Like seriously, you guys are amazing. I hope you like the song. I hope you like the show and we'll see you again tomorrow in case you didn't like this one. There'll be a new one tomorrow. Love you. Bye.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Unless we just upload it as an episode.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
I think that we should because our future is in the music industry. In music. Like at some point there will be like Toast Tunes and we'll need that page anyway. So I think we might as well just have everything in one place.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
No, no, no, no, no. I think like when you search the toast and the podcast would come up or our various albums.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Multiple playlists. We can make playlists for people. That's cute. With our favorite songs. Your time list to me. Jackie Ho Ho Ho.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
And also, what's that Demi Lovato song that we're weirdly always singing?
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Stuff like that. And you can get an education connection.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Summer. Summer. Summer. Summer. Summer.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Should I start writing down the songs that need to be on the playlist?
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
And then like when we sing our songs.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
That way when the playlist starts, like it will be a breeze. Okay.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Okay. And then I'll just keep a running list.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Now, here's the thing. Do you think that we should put the original version of Thuma, Thuma, Thuma, Thuma, which is woman, woman.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
I know, but I still have a Thuma bed, so they're always in my house and in my heart. I sleep in it when I... Yeah, but no, I think Thuma, Thuma, Thuma, that goes on the original album. That's different.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Feel free to write in the comments songs we're obviously forgetting that we sing all the time that need to be.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
We'll just also be mindful of it today. Yeah, of course. That's why I'm not turning the page on this.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
I will never turn the page on this. Let me just, let me title it to his playlist in case one day I stumble upon it. It's like, what the fuck?
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Zoe 101, I feel like it was, like, 15 years.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
No, but we're still making memories. 50 years is insane.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Yes, we had so many wonderful submissions, and it was really tight, down to the wire at the end, but we love this song so much. It's a perfect little ditty. It gets stuck in your head. It's so pleasant to listen to, and we are so excited to have it in every episode. Now, we won't listen to it live in every episode. We'll just add it to the front.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Oh, of course, because you're always thinking of Crossroads.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Yeah, no, it definitely resonated with you more than other people. Like we all loved it, but like it became part of your identity. Yeah.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Yeah. And wanting to be a singer songwriter, not knowing where to start.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Yeah, that is crazy. It's a good flick. And of course, Taryn Manning. Of course, and the third.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
For me, as someone who never watched Taryn is the New Black, Taryn Manning is only from Crossroads.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Yeah. But like, that's my first touch point.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Oh, fun. I'm going to see her show when she's down here. So I'm really excited. Don't spoil it.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
That's really fun. I tried to watch More Love is Blind last night and I'm in Honduras. Oh, thank God.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Tried and sort of succeeded, but I made it to Honduras. I fast forwarded through a lot, so I missed some stuff. And I just want to say you were completely right about Madison, bad egg. And the fact that Ben Platt could read her and the way that he broke up with her and when and why, he was 100% right. Because even when she came back into the girls' room, she was like, I'm going home.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
This isn't going to work for me. And it's like, girl, no, you just got dumped.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Yeah, she's a liar. You ain't nothing but a liar. And then it seems like in the future when they all meet up, she has purple hair?
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
I might have waited to dye my hair purple until after I met the person. Right. Because then, I don't know, I just feel like... That's not who you were when you met them in the pods. Yeah, and maybe he doesn't like purple hair and then he won't rue the day. I mean, it's crazy. I'd want to show up and make that person rue the day.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
But for today, we just had to hear our gargi-pargi voices.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
And maybe he will rue the day with pink hair, but now it's like maybe he won't.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
It is a risk. I feel like most like blonde hair is very commonplace. Can't really go wrong.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
No, and like his biggest concern about her was like the fact that she said that she's an avoidant personality during confrontation. And then they had a confrontation and she shut down. And after having said, I'm not like that anymore. And he literally got to see that that's exactly how she deals with competition.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Right. But then she had her opportunity. She shut down. He was like, oh no, she very much avoids. And credit to Ben Platt. He really tried to change the conversation. He starts saying, what does Christmas look like in 20 years? He tried to move on and she stayed there dust collecting on her ripped jeans.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
I just saw them as we transitioned to Honduras. And exactly. And that was the second time, the first time since the beginning. Yeah.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
It's just weird. Oh yeah, the beds look like someone's apartment. They have a lot of character. It looks like they brought their own bedding.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
They have a lot of character and like in not the way that you want your hotel to look. Yeah, and they don't, they look like LinkedIn. Like I literally want like a hotel bed.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
It looks like someone's dorm room. College room, yeah, exactly. No, I totally got the same feeling, but Kimpton is nice, right?
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Yeah, she's been to D.C. Hope you didn't miss that. Yeah. The nation's capital. She's been.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
I guess I could see what. See where life takes us, what we can add to the playlist. Oh.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah, I mean, I talked about it yesterday. Do you want to just be, like, really brief and talk about it right now?
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
I know. And I really need him to tell his wife. Like, I actually think it'll make him feel better. He's taking on this burden entirely on his own. She can't handle it. I know.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
There was like a big power dynamic shift with the brothers. Like it was for the first time, the Weenie brother, What's his name? Lachlan. Lachlan is like becoming like a big man on campus, weenie. And he's like, he was the one who kissed the other brother.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yes. Yes. So lots going on with the Gen X community. Also, the Gen X community.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
And the White Lotus, one of the writers was interviewed like about the incest scene and saying that's like an important theme. And I just feel like I could really, really live without incest. Like to me, that actually is where I draw a personal line.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
I guess, like, even though, like, Jamie and Cersei is, like, the.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
You know? And, like, I honestly ship them. They were so cute.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah. And, like, yeah, like, make sense of it knowing what I know now.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
And I'm sorry. Like, if they're suching as soulmates, those two were perfect for one another.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
That was really crazy. And the other actor, Rick, who was just, like, listening in disbelief the whole time was actually making me laugh. That was, like, a fun little...
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
moment with her husband in real life leslie bibb um but i was really shocked everything that was coming out of his mouth was even crazier than the sentence before yeah yeah it was really crazy everyone's like give him the emmy like i don't think okay calm down like no it's not and if we're giving an emmy to one person from this show it's parker posey
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
So it's not the American Idol. It's not your daddy's American Idol. You know, like back in the day, there was like a ruthless one. Yeah. They're all and they would bring people on who are like they knew were terrible singers. Yeah.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Or Jason Isaacs. He's really being like the thing is he's doing an amazing job at acting the role that he was given. Whereas I feel like Parker Posey is creating this entirely new. I don't know what was on the page.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah. I'm sorry. That third friend. I don't know anyone's fucking name. Thomas Ravenel. The third friend from Gilded Age. When she takes her top off. She is seriously one of the biggest losers. And that's how I know she's a good actor because I don't think her as a person. Carrie, the woman, is a loser. But her fucking character is like actually makes me sad.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
And Leslie Bibb is the only normal one who like has obviously like a life she's not running away from at home because she's like, can you guys leave? Yeah.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah, that's the whole point of the show, but people have definitely made it into a bigger thing, phenomenon, than it is. It's a show. And it's good and it's bad. It's just a show.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
and to embarrass them yeah now in the age of like bullying and wokeism the fun is over like we could never have william hung no like we did so they bring in people everyone who can sing but they say no to people who are like not ready who need to work on like their breath work or whatever there's nobody who's like embarrassingly bad or anything so it's not as fun so there's nobody who's like evil got it okay they're all like middle of the road it's a softer american idol
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
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The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
So Quince offers a range of high quality items at prices within reach. So they sell things like 100% Mongolian cashmere sweaters, but they start at $50. I literally bought a bra this morning for $50. That's so crazy. Yeah. Washable silk tops and dresses, organic cotton sweaters, 14-carat gold jewelry, all while keeping your bottom line in mind, which I really appreciate.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
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The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
quince came up like on my google and i was like oh sly um so you're getting like the real high quality items similar to like designer brands same quality but much better pricing they also only work with factories that use safe ethical and responsible manufacturing practices plus premium fabrics and finishes which we love so as jackie goldschneider would say it's top quality fabric
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
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The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
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The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
And if you're leaving them in like an attic or a basement, something I didn't know is like they actually are susceptible to the elements and they can deteriorate over time and like stop working. So Jackie and I, we have a storage unit that for years had like tons of VHSs, like printed photos, like maybe thousands of printed photos. And it's like something, you know, you have to do one day.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
And Legacy Box is like the push you need to just do it. We had our VHSs converted. It was when we got it back, it was the best day because we grew up like kind of like girls on film. We were always being filmed at soccer games. We were doing like Spice Girls performances. And to be able to sit around and watch it and see like, you know, not only ourselves so young, but like people who have passed.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
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The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
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The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
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The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
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The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
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The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
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The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
And me and my fellow generation Xers. You're not about that. Yeah, we miss the days of brutality, cruelty, bullying. Yeah, that's just me and my gang. We live to rock. We rock to live. A brief update from my generation. They wanted me to speak on behalf of us, like letting you know specifically.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
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The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
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The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
I'm at, I'm literally sweating. I'm always sweating. I smell. I have deja vu. I know. I'm just remarking on, I feel like doing the ads is actually very physical sport for me. And, and these days I go with my breath work. I need my mouth guard with like my inability to breathe. And like now, now I'm sweating.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
I just needed to remark like after a four minute and 30 second ad break, your girl is moist.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
He's kind of the face of the Knicks. Like if you go to a Knicks game, they're always playing videos of him like to get people hyped up to like make more sound. He's like a lifelong fan and probably one of the most famous fans. And I can't lie. When I first saw this, I was like, lol, this is so Tracy Morgan.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
And I definitely thought because he had gone on maybe like a year or two ago on Hoda talking about how he loves Ozempic. Yeah. And how it's amazing because he still eats Doritos, but he's losing weight. And so I saw this and I'm like, oh, he got too excited at the Knicks game. He ate a little too much and he threw up. That's so Ozempic.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
But then hearing the details about him being, like, escorted out in a wheelchair with a bloody nose not being able to stand, it's obviously, like, I think, like, a much more severe case. And it's actually really sad.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
No, even, like, pregnant women in their first trimester make it to the bathroom. Yeah. To really be unable in that moment to even get up and go to the bathroom, that I think is a sign of something much worse. More serious.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
like if anybody had thrown up courtside because there's non-famous people who sit courtside like it might have been a story like fan throws up but it's such a big spectacle and there's literally a picture and a video of it because it's Tracy Morgan and like that element is obviously smaller than what's going on with his health but it's a real like you're you feel humiliated and it makes me really sad if Tracy Morgan has no fans like rip to me I love this man as a New Yorker as a 30 rocker and it's just a lover of all things comedy and I don't I feel like I don't
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
like Tracy's one of those people who I stand really hard but like I never talk about him do you know what I mean yeah you're very private yeah yes exactly I love him so much I'm like really sad yeah and honestly it's like not a good week for sitting courtside maybe you guys should take Jennifer Hudson hit in the face with the ball at the Knicks game that was literally two weeks ago but okay I think that was not a good month no way no way
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
When did we talk about her in common? Like literally two weeks ago.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
No, I'm the Hilaria Baldwin of everything because I also pretend I'm Latin, just like Hilaria. I also pretend I'm a different.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Okay, so four days ago she reacted to it. But when did she get hit? Basketball.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
That's a good call. I need to know, like, if March 4th.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Oh, no, no, no. Sorry. Two weeks ago. Exactly. My bad.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Literally, we missed it. We went to bed at 9 o'clock. Oh, and a fun fact about Ben is that he's a huge Knicks fan, but we recently switched from traditional cable. We cut our cords like true millennials. Very not Gen X of me. You should get him back. And we have YouTube TV, and they do not...
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
you can't get access to MSG Network, which is like the New York local network that plays all the Knicks games. Now, if the Knicks game is like against the Lakers, it's broadcast nationally on ESPN. But for like the everyday games, we can't watch it. So then I'm like, okay, let's get MSG Plus. Like the stream is 60 bucks it was, or maybe 30 bucks a month. It was nuts.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Correct. I'm trans Latin. I'm transgenerational X. You're transgenerational. It's really crazy. Yeah, like I am.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
It was like more than my YouTube TV. I'm like, I'm sorry. I do well in this life, but I can't like justify that monthly expense. And Ben didn't want to pay for it? We pay as a household.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Like from his personal pot? From his personal pot. I don't think I would let him do something so financially irresponsible.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
But he would still be spending it on tickets. And I want to say, like, when we discovered this issue, I'm not, like, such a bitch. When we discovered that YouTube TV didn't have MSG, they actually had, like, a contract negotiation. Yeah. You know when that happens? And so at one point you could watch it. Then, like, last year... They, they couldn't reach a deal.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
So I'm like, okay, we'll get MSG plus. He never used it. And I canceled it after two months. So I'm not a total bitch by the way.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
I see a community and I want to be a part of it. I think it actually speaks to my yearning to be a part of something.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
And maybe this is like the Gen Xer in me, but like the older I've get, I've gotten like really cheap.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yes. And I just discovered because, like, after Theo died, I got rid of, like, all my Theo stuff, including my Furbo dog camera. I just discovered. I didn't cancel it. It's annual. Okay. But I just got charged again. Ugh.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
72 bucks like I'm sorry that's insane oh my god I was really annoyed I actually called express and I fought the charge and you know I got my money back you fought the power I yeah no I've really become really cheap even though Jackie's bar for cheap and my bar for cheap are completely different like two different extremes for sure
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
So I'm like obviously about to – like I'm about to have a child and that's I think what has encouraged me to like tighten the purse strings a little bit because it's – there's a lot – and I have a lot of bills like doctor's bills. And so yes, I'm open to receiving free gifts as an influencer. Sorry. Like I get stuff for free. And one of the things that I am accepting for free will be my crib.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
So I'm obviously not buying anything yet. We're a little superstitious. But I'm looking. at the offerings from the gifted companies.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
So what Generation X wanted me to tell you yesterday is you were wrong. They do not stan Tom Cruise. Like, that's not their boy. Like, they know he's a freak. We know he's weird. That's not what I saw. Oh, that's overwhelmingly what I saw. Like, they wanted you to know, like, maybe at one point in time he was on his way to being what you think he is, but he's not for my generation.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
And I'm sending it to Jackie and she's like sending me back like shit from Pottery Barn. And I'm like, well, I can't get that for free. Like, and I want, they're expensive. She won't buy her son a crib. Jackie's like, you're so cheap. You won't buy your son a crib. You're fucking crazy. Like I have all, like, you're just wrong.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah, no, I won't. And if you guys feel like my cheap energy radiating in the next couple of weeks, just know, like, yes, I'm entering my cheap era. And I actually blame Rocket Money. When we did that ad for Rocket Money a couple of weeks ago, it actually really did inspire me. I did the monthly subscription thing. That's how I found out about Furbo.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
I've been paying for what? Rocket Money? Yes, but it's a worthy expense. But they really helped me. I canceled so many. I was paying for two Kindle Unlimiteds. I didn't even know. When you have multiple credit cards, I blame Brian Kelly. I have a lot going on. And that has kind of kicked my ass into gear. I've become really cheap. Understood.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
And and please, I don't like the word cheap because like I feel like I prefer fiscally responsible. Like, I don't think I could say I'm cheap. You know, I'm a Birkin.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
You're not fiscally irresponsible, but I wouldn't say, like, I wouldn't say you lead with fiscal responsibility.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah, the purse strings are tight. So she's a tight purse stringer. But in certain eras of my life, you know, back in my dink era. Coach, economical. You are economical. I am, but I'm not always. Like I think that I really try to let my economics be reflective of my phase of life. Like when I was going to St. Bart's and I spared no expense, like that was my dink, dual income, no kids.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Now my circumstances are changing and I need my economics to reflect that. Yeah, I understand.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah. And for the most part, like in my influencer career, like a huge part of being an influencer is just like getting free stuff. Which you also sometimes hate. It is my least favorite part of this job. It's so wasteful. I accept no gifting. Like when PR comes to my house that I didn't approve, I actually return to sender. I do not like it. It's just not ever anything that I need.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
It's such a waste. Yeah. And it's just like a part of this job that I do not like. That part of my life is over. And I'm now open to accepting all maternity and baby-like gifts. Okay.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
You could not be more wrong, actually. You could not be more wrong.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Of course, I have the BabyList app. Don't worry about me.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
I wasn't going to make a registry because I'm like, why would I ask my friends to...
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
buy me stuff and then my friend margo was like but people are gonna buy you stuff because they love you and you've bought people stuff so it might as well be things that you want or need so make a registry why don't you make a registry of all the things that you couldn't get no i think i'm gonna make a registry of things like i would never like that are like opulent you know like a ralph lauren sweater i would never buy that like for a baby i understand yeah i'll have to think about what to get you so much fresh i told you last night what to get me so you did you're good
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Remember we were looking at my edit and Harry said, where's the blanket?
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
So true. You're not a real influencer if like your nursery doesn't have an Hermes blanket.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Tuesday, also known as Tuesday. Speaking of the girl I choose today and every day, it's Jacqueline Follet.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
It's not cheap, but yeah. But no, I thought it was $1,200.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Hold on. Regardless, I'm not buying it. So that's definitely something I'm open to receiving.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Skivvies is a great name for a lingerie company or like an undergarment company. Yeah. I love this. This is the second time Skims has tapped like a viral person from White Lotus. Obviously the two Italian hookers last season, which everybody loved. My God, did they fall off the face of the earth? Like what happened to them?
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Oh, oh, I have such a simple answer for this. Tom Cruise is at the helm of like an extremely powerful cult within Hollywood.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Classic White Lotus. Although I think Patrick Schwarzenegger and his fiance have a little bit more staying power for a lot of reasons. She's also like a huge model. She's one of the faces, the new faces of Tommy Hilfiger. So this is like a great get for Skims, but also for Patty and his girl. Yeah.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
It's like a, yeah, it's really smart. And the pictures are Pargie. He's really in just really stellar shape. Yeah. So is she. I hope, I wish them lots of love. He was totally naked in the shoot, which. Yeah. Holding flowers to cover his junk. Yeah. The junk. That's also a great name for a men's underwear company.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Are you saying you don't wear underwear or you don't wear underwear that would be described as skivvies? That second one. And when you think of skivvies, are you thinking of like dirty undies with holes in them?
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Oh, oh, that's so funny. I feel like skivvies are like skid marked underwear with holes in them. Skivvy.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Well, then it certainly shouldn't be a brand. I think it's just like little... Underwear, especially a set consisting of an undershirt and underpants or just the underpants.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah, skivvies to me like have holes in them. Okay, well. That's what I picture in my mind.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Well, I haven't seen the show. I think the sheer fact that they have a reality show and then that show is also on TLC. Like, I think it's so crazy. I'm still stuck there. I'm stuck at the announcement. It's so shocking. When you really think about the breadth of Alec Baldwin's work. Now, obviously in recent years, he's had a bit of a fall from grace with Hilaria and then the Russ shooting.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
But he is like one of the biggest actors of our time. And it's just like really crazy to me that he's on TLC.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
within hollywood there are a lot of really powerful people who are a part of it so it definitely still carries its weight the public like we have had our eye we're going clear as leo remini would say like we have had our eyes opened but within like the confines of like structural hollywood like there's powerful studio execs there's powerful actors and they should they do in the documentaries and stuff no and then the powerful actors like our time cruise like he's bringing the power he's got the power
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
It's really crazy to use the term code switching when you're not a Latin person. Like, that's insane. She's literally like Anglo-Saxon from Boston.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Now it's entirely possible to have been raised with a culture and around a culture that's not yours. Like maybe you live in a cultural neighborhood or I think her father was like a professor of Spanish something. So I can understand that doesn't translate into an accent. Okay. Accents are regional. They are, I'm surprised she doesn't talk like Dave Portnoy. Like that would make more sense.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Right. Not to be all woke, but I'm sorry. Like, I'm offended.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Let me ask you a question. You think that maybe we could move on from this and that she could be more than this scandal. Do you think Jussie Smollett could ever be more than his fake hate crime? Like for real.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
No, not moving on. I find myself like really having, even though Alec Baldwin is like seriously one of the craziest people on the planet. Like I find myself having a lot of sympathy for him in the Rust shooting. Like seriously not his fault. But no part of it is his fault.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Of course. And at the end of the day, like Alec Baldwin has killed someone. Yeah.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yes. And like a young woman, a mother, through no fault of his own. I really believe that. Like I actually, it's the craziest thing. And I actually don't think about it that much because he has so much other stuff going on. Like 30 Rock is one of my favorite shows. He's like a beloved. Hilaria Baldwin like doesn't have a lot going on besides the scandal.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah, I would definitely say their star power as like, you know, as the generations move on is weaning. Like, I don't know who the modern Tom Cruise is. I don't know that there's like a- No, not Olsen. Don't, do not disgrace the good name.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Right. And Alec Baldwin like is a complicated person for sure. And he's, you know, thoughtless little pig. He's had a lot of scandals, but like, I don't know. I just can't quit him. It's kind of the Jack Donaghy effect. I understand.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
She is having a bit of a redemption arc. Like, this show, I think, is.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
People who are watching it are opening themselves up to her. I just want to let you know, like, I'm still at the restaurant. I will be there for eternity. It will never not be the weirdest thing ever to me. She can explain it in however many accents and languages she wants. Her name is Hillary. She's from Boston. And she's white.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
I do think, what does Rachel's Joel is all identify as now? Does she admit that it was like all a lie?
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
I mean, Rachel Dolezal was so crazy because not only was she not black, but she was also the president of the NAACP.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Well, no, she's doing it to be an interesting media personality, but yes. But she's even doing it in the home when no one's looking. Are her kids going to have fake accents because their mom does?
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
I would only turn on TLC for my sister wives, my strange addiction. And my 500-pound sister. The 1,000-pound sisters. I didn't know I was pregnant. And the man with the 19-pound scrotum.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Extreme Cheap Tastes is actually one of the most nauseating shows. Like, you can't watch it with a full stomach.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Elizabeth Moss. Yes, she's, I'd say, now like the second most famous Scientologist and she's barely famous. So yes, they're losing- No, but she gets a lot of work.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah, it's like a cautionary tale about what I could become.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Next thing I know, I'm picking up Roadkill for dinner. Yummo, 10 out of 10. 10 out of 10. That's my future.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
That's four and five. Okay, so maybe I'm not ready. So we can do like a biz news segment. I don't want to break up the biz news.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
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The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
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The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
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The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
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The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
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The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
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The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
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The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Leave Elizabeth Olsen out of this. She's like a good, I think, Christian God-fearing woman. She's a good woman. She could be a Jew and believe in God. So that's, I think, my POV on the Scientology of it all and why Tom Cruise still gets to be Top Gun, Mission Impossible.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
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The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
They're a part of a global community of travel experts who share knowledge, swap recommendations, and help each other unearth hidden gems that fit your vibe. Basically, they'll be the queenie of your week. So maybe you're craving a weekend getaway, a much-needed babymoon, or a family trip to Mexico.
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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Whatever it is, your Afora advisor cuts through all the noise and delivers a trip that's seamless, effortless, upgraded, and beyond swirly, of course. All you have to do is remember to pack your passport, which obviously is a big undertaking for people named Ben Soffer. If you're thinking, wait a second, but I'm the planner of the group. I plan and book the last gizmo.
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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
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The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
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The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
And I think for a lot of people, it's like a big hindrance and better help being like super committed to being accessible and affordable is what draws so many people to better help and better help is it's online therapy. So it's all done online. that with BetterHelp, you pay a flat fee for weekly sessions. It saves you big on cost and time because therapy should feel accessible, not like a luxury.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
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The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
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The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
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The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
And that will get you 10% off your first month of BetterHelp.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
OK, funny. I'm so glad because I feel like if there was like a major health issue that he hadn't shared yet, like now would be the time. So the fact that he has it like there's nothing. And, you know, actually, if you've had really bad food poisoning, like you can't walk. Yeah. And if you throw up really hard, you can like start bleeding like your eyes get bloodshot. So.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
No, but I wouldn't be surprised if the LA Olympic Committee had a couple of powerful Scientologists on it.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Honestly, wait, I kind of love that. Like brain corrupt could be like a new, you know, and like you can't, like your mind goes blank, like a kind of a brain fart. You're brain corrupt. You're brain corrupt.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah, but then every now and again, like, it actually happens, Bed Bath & Beyond.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Right, it's been a year. Bed Bath & Beyond, but they actually closed. Meanwhile, that's, like, a story we really need. And them going out of business has actually impacted me personally.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Toys R Us, like, gone. They're back. In Macy's. Right, so... And even Forever 21, they went bankrupt like two years ago.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Not to sound like a crazy conspiracy theorist, but... Okay.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Sometimes it's a strategic financial move. You know, maybe I'll do it. Yeah.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
To file chapter 11. Like I think you get cleared of all your debt or something.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
is fast fashion except we're buying it every day but we hate it it's so terrible and I like forever 21 is American Shein to me how they weren't able to be successful is shocking they invented fast fashion no when I think of fast fashion I think forever 21 the reason why they're not successful is because they haven't evolved at all like so many brands recently like like the
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
And I want to wish you a happy one year anniversary. Of? Keeping Up With Sports was announced one year ago today.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
They've stayed obsessed, focused on retail, which nobody shops at anymore. Their website sucks. Abercrombie, that's a perfect example because they're from the same generation and they've totally rebranded. Is your sweatshirt Abercrombie? Boys lie. Okay, whatever.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah, no, I shop Abercrombie all the time. Actually, it's just the best place in order because I need new clothes. That's a great example. Like, I don't know what Forever 21 has been doing. They just like kept the same formula and hoped that people would come.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
They took their success from like 10 years ago and thought it would just like they could coast on it.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
And they were crushing it. They were killing it. There was nothing more they could have done.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Thank you to Liz Woods on Instagram for reminding me of that milestone moment.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
And we were just talking about them, their big scandal. I guess the vending machines didn't put them out of business.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Well, I was, you know, I was thinking like a big stupid scandal like that. Like, does that impact mergers and acquisitions? Obviously not. I think at the end of the day, rising tides.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Right. So PepsiCo buying this soda replacement. It's like actually really crazy. They must have been impacting the business. Yeah.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
They came from Shark Tank. It used to be called Mother. It was like made of vinegar. They got a deal with that guy who's like the beverage guy. He did the BAI drink.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah. Rohan, I think his name is. He's like super successful guy. But that was also years ago. So it's also interesting to see how long it took for them to get acquired. And of course, you know who was the guest shark on that episode and had to make 11 TikToks about it. Bethany Frankel.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
It was called Mother back then. And it was a pregnant woman and her husband who launched this business, and it's remained female-founded. Now, they took on investors, like, from Shark Tank. Also, Olivia Munn was a big celebrity investor. Alex Earle was given equity a little while ago, so I'm really curious to know how much percentage.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Correct, because even if she got 1% of the company, which I think people are like, she definitely got at least 1%. No, I think she probably got like a third of a percent because when it's that big of a company, like those are the numbers you're working with. But still, even half a percent is $7 million. Yeah. It's insane.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Well, now, of course, because like Poppy is just one of those brands because they're so chronically online. There's backlash, right? Like you sold to big evil Pepsi. And it's like, can we just be happy for this woman-owned business?
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
And the crazy thing is if you go to the podcast Instagram page, there's one video. It's at Keeping Up With Sports. There's one post on it. It is a trailer of an episode they clearly filmed. So there was a pilot.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Well, if they do change the formulas, like then it just defeats the purpose.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
I've actually been drinking poppy orange soda when I was trying to drink less soda. I kind of gave up on that, but it's fucking delicious.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yes. So not every flavor is going to like rock your world. And at first I was like, this is what people are obsessed with. And then Ben brought home this orange soda because he was doing like something with like a Fanta drink or whatever. And he brought home the poppy orange soda and it was unbelievably delicious.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
So I think that Poppy like really invented an entirely new space. They were the first to do this and then became the biggest. And I think a lot of these other brands are inspired by them.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
There's no way one wasn't inspired by the other. You think? Because they're both soda replacements made of prebiotics. Why does that equal pop in the name? Because pop equals soda. Soda. Yeah, but like there's a lot of soda brands.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
We need to start making Diet Dr. Pepper, like, a little bit more ubiquitous. Like, when you go to a restaurant and they have, like, you get a Diet Coke. Can you get a Dr. Pepper? No.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah, they'll get it on tap. Well, that's the other thing. PepsiCo is so big. A lot of people don't realize PepsiCo owns, like, most of the fast food chains in this country. They own Taco Bell. So, like, if you – because you can get a Diet Dr. Pepper at –
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
So they own like every chip. They own Gatorade. They own Mountain Dew, Diet Dr. Pepper, Tostitos, Ruffles, literally everything.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
You know, if we really wanted to know, we could ask. Who? BD? BD?
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Let's dive into Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment where Jackie and I try to help the girls out. Every Tuesday, we take three submissions in a little segment we call Dear Toasters where our listeners, the toasters, write in about little pickles they – Our dearest, dear Rita. About little pickles they found themselves in. Sometimes it's wedding related.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
These ones are really funny this week. If you ever want to write in, please, we would love to hear from you. Deertoasters at gmail.com is the email account you can write to. Or you can head over to our website, thetoastpodcast.com. There's a little submission box when you scroll down. Both means are completely anonymous. Don't worry. Let's do it. Hey girlies, I'm kind of freaking out.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
I'm sure you've heard of the Fourth Wing series in case you haven't. It's a book series in the fantasy genre, but it also has a lot of like good smut and porn in it. My parents know I've been reading this series and loving it. Did you read Fourth Wing? I read the first one and then stopped in the middle of the second.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Okay, so look. My parents know I've been reading this series and loving it. They don't know what it's about, but recently one of my mom's friends told my mom to start reading it. I tried to do everything I could to convince my mom she wouldn't like it and not to start it, but much to my dismay, she's already two chapters in and loving it.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Loving it so much, in fact, that she got my dad to start reading it. Please, what do I do? I'm mortified and I'm so anxious just waiting for them to get to the part where there's actual porn. My family is close, but we do not talk about that stuff. I don't think I can get them to stop reading, so my question is more about how do I deal with the situation.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Right now, I'm not bringing up the fact that there are the most descriptive sex scenes you've ever seen in this book, but once they get there, how do I tell them? There's a 50-50 chance that they either bring it up as a joke or completely ignore it, but genuinely I'm panicking, so anything you can tell me would be great. Love you guys so much.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
I've truly asked everyone in my life what to do, but I need the advice of my swirlies. Also, by the way, I'm 26 years old and a girl, if that helps.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Okay, but the bar for the Redheads and smut is very different than this girl's dad.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Well, this is definitely like a weird thing. I remember getting a book recommendation. I remember talking about a book that I was reading.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
I remember there was one where he like made a cloud of smoke and she couldn't see anything. Like... Like that's like his power in his and she's like blinded or something. I really don't know. I didn't I didn't love fourth wing. I don't love fantasy. But I can understand that this is really awkward for you. I'm an embarrassing like this thing that you're obsessed with.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Like now everyone's going to know like part of the reason why you're upset.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Do you know anything about the Lamar Odom, Caitlyn Jenner podcast about sports that never came out?
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
All books. Yeah, so I'm not worried about your mom. Like, I also think your dad will stop reading it before it gets to a sort of inflection point. And if your mom, yeah, does read, and you have to think about, like, TV shows. Did your mom watch Game of Thrones? Like, it's the same thing.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
yeah it's definitely awkward and I could see this having the potential like to be weird but now that I've broken it down I think you're okay I think you're okay it's so not as bad as it could be and you're allowed to like like this book and you could like it for other reasons other than smut there's a lot going on like I think you're protected and let's just hope your dad hates it yeah I have very little faith your dad makes it to the end yeah I don't know him but just a vibe yeah it's long
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Hey, Jackson Claude. My husband recently got a new secretary. She always calls and texts him and cries to him every day about her marriage issues, that she might be getting a divorce. She barely shows up to work, but my husband has not fired her. Last weekend, we were away. She called to ask work questions. She was on speaker. And at the end of the call, she asks, are you alone?
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
He said no quickly and hung up. When I asked him about it, he's like, oh, it was probably nothing. But I don't think it was nothing. Am I crazy or is something nefarious going on here? I don't want to snoop, but maybe I should.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah, asking someone if they're alone, it's crazy. Like being in the car on the phone when like it connects, Ben will pick up the phone and he'll, he's the first thing he always says, hey, I'm in the car with Claude. Why'd you say that? I know, but it's like. It's like his dad.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
If you ever called me and, like, we were talking, we talk about, like, a lot of deep personal stuff. And I didn't tell you Ben was in the room. It's wrong. Yeah, the gracious thing is to, like, announce. But to phrase it like that. And also, this is a work relationship. It shouldn't matter. It shouldn't matter.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
If your real ass co-worker calls you about work and has to ask if you're alone, you're talking about things that are not work related. Now, it's entirely possible the next thing she was going to say.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Is your man an FBI agent? Yeah. Yeah. It's entirely possible that what she was going to say after Are You Alone is like more marital stuff and she didn't want to unload in front of somebody. But him then like lying and saying, no, there's something weird going on. Well, he didn't lie, but... No, he like quickly hung up and she said...
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
And don't come from like a place of threatened being like, listen, you're a very busy man, a successful man. You can't have this lunatic nutcase.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
The character from Inside Out, the blue woman who's Phyllis from The Office, Gloom. She just gives that vibe.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Correct. And beyond that, there might be something nefarious going on. Yeah, yeah. But even if there's not. Yeah, no, your husband. She's a problem. She's a problem. She's one to watch. Our third and final, dear toasters. Hello, Jackson Turd. First, I can't thank you ladies enough for being the most gargi-pargi girlies and bringing me so much joy on my weekdays. So here's my dilemma.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
I'm getting married in a few months and my fiance and his family love sports.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
My future mother-in-law told me that she's having the mascot of my fiance's favorite MLB team come to my bridal shower, and the mascot of our college is coming to our wedding. I really don't care about his favorite baseball team, and I don't want a guy in a costume at our wedding. That's kind of cute.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah, I like sports, but I want both days to be about us and not sports for a couple of days. Should I mention it to my fiance or do I just tell her that it's not what I want? Am I being selfish? Also, she's not paying for the wedding, so it's really like not her place. I want to say there's two separate issues here. I agree. The bridal shower and the wedding.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Your man's favorite MLB team coming to your bridal shower. That's ridiculous. That's insane. Bridal showers are pargy. They're classy affairs. Tea sandwiches. Like you have to dip that in the bud. But actually like a wedding can get rowdy. And if you both went to the same college.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah, so I feel like in you coming to us, like we can tell you, like you are being a little dramatic about the wedding thing, but you're 100% on the money. Like the bridal shower is really weird. First of all, because bridal showers are all girls. So it's literally not about the husband at all. It's about the bride. No, it's so weird.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
The wedding is about the couple and the couple went to the same college and the couple likes sports. So like it's the mascot is emblematic of them. Why the MLB team? Like who gives a fuck? Yeah, they're not the same.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
no and it's your wedding and you're specifically your bridal shower so the mother of the groom like has a little bit of say in what goes on at the wedding but she has literally no say unless she's a toaster a gen x toaster oh yeah she has no say in what goes on at the bridal shower like that's really your day if she had like a bad idea for what goes on at the wedding like we would tell you to resist but like this is actually a good idea and people will enjoy it so you're just like it's cute you're just hating sports and that's blinding you from seeing a good idea
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah. And maybe you're also just like hating the mother of the groom, which is understandable. Weddings can be stressful.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Because I feel like it's expensive to have an MLB mascot like for hire. Unless you're getting like a generic. Yeah. Like a generic Mr. Mr. Net.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Correct. Well, that's our show, you guys. That's Dear Toasters. Again, thank you to everyone who was really vulnerable with us this week. And we'll see you next time. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast on Monday Morning Show. We deliver the fastest stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
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The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Now, I'm really also excited. Big major announcement today. I know I said I wasn't going to do this, but I really couldn't help it. And I've recently decided on a baby name. And I want to share it with everyone so that we can, you know, hear two four and stop saying it, you know? Okay. The baby's name.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Bowie. B-O-W-I-E. The name actually came to me in the most unexpected of ways. Jackie's son, Harry, just started calling the baby in my belly Bowie. And you know what?
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
And it was a one-off question like a couple of weeks ago. Ever since then, can I see Bowie? Where's Bowie's crib? Bowie, Bowie, Bowie. So much so, Charlie, Jackie's other son, who like barely talks, he only says the word basketball, he's over here saying Bowie.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
It sounds like the name on everybody's lips is going to be Bowie Gelarashe Soffer.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
And I know I said it wasn't going to be one of those girls who announces the name before, but here I am.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Jackie was calling it Dio for a while, like Claudio Dio, which I thought was hilarious. It just, it didn't catch on.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Right, and now I'm like seeing him. I know him pretty well now, that Charlie. He is such a Larry. He has like the vibe, the aesthetic, and like the overall physique of an older Jewish gentleman named Larry.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Otherwise, he would have so been Larry. This is the first and only Bowie in our family. It's true. And it's inspired.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
That's what I was saying. Does he play with any boys named Bowie?
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
To be clear, that is not his name. We're just messing around. But who knows? If we start talking about Bowie, like just know that's who we're talking about.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
I don't want to spend my life waiting. Like, yeah, this is life.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Such a loaded question. It's a lot going on. I would think so. Lots of action. I woke up at 6 a.m. I'm so hungry and thirsty. I would say that's like the leading symptom right now. Ravenous. Can't stop drinking water. I don't even crave Diet Coke. I'm so thirsty. I feel like I'm in the desert. Genuine hydration. I know the soda won't help me. I'm drinking like three Stanleys a day.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Oh, my God. I finished my first Stanley already for the day.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Oh, girls who are hitting their water goals, right here. I cannot stop drinking water. I'm so hungry. I'm so thirsty. And everything gives me heartburn. I had a Crunchwrap Supreme last night.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
I took a preemptive tum. I knew it was going to be bad. But some things in life are just worth it. And, like, I woke up with heartburn. I'm having heartburn regardless. I might as well be happy with my Crunchwrap. It was so fucking good. Ben, like, took, sometimes when I ask him to make me dinner, he, like, scraps it together.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
To wake up one day and find... Have you been seeing Carrie Underwood on... American Idol the reviews are in and they are rave no I haven't been seeing her on American Idol Oh, as you know, I'm diving more into the hobbies and interests of Generation X. And American Idol definitely is included in that. And I've just been seeing it on TikTok.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
No, and he's just, like, he's feeding his pregnant wife, just, like, sort of checking a box. Yeah. But because he recently went on the way on that golf trip and I really struggled without him, he's been feeling really bad. So he took his time making that Crunchwrap Supreme. And let me tell you, a little bit of love is the most important ingredient.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
No, it was. And because I had so much water, I was like so skinny and full.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
I also saw Kristen Cavallari made a homemade crumb trap supreme on TikTok, which is what inspired me because I had just seen it and then Ben asked me what I wanted for dinner and that's what I said.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
That's thank you. That's what I meant. Siesta. I use old El Paso.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
They won't die. Like I refuse. There's nothing wrong with old El Paso.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
A lot of times my husband insists on just like making his own taco seasoning. He's like that old El Paso is just salt, cumin. Like he thinks he knows what's in it. Let me tell you what's disgusting. They put their foot in it. Yeah. It's like even the worst like low level grocery generic brand is better than whatever my husband's putting together.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Like you don't know what's in there and you certainly don't know the proper measurements.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah, but if you're making content and I see that, then I know it's a recipe I might actually make one day. To me, it's like a signal. It's definitely, what do they say these days? It's a recession indicator, like when people start using exclusively packed spices. But I'm sorry, if I see that in a recipe, I know it's somewhat attainable.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
No, and that's actually the interesting thing about Ina. In the last couple of weeks, I told you I'm watching a lot of Ina. She low-key uses like a lot of crap, like store-bought, but she just puts it in a nice bowl before. Like you never see the packaging.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
green wares like just aristocracy and royal a picture of that and then a picture of the waffle not a fair comparison I will say the waffle like did look scary but it was just like an Instagram story people are so hard on her like she was just making breakfast with her kids on a Sunday like being festive it was a Monday she posted on a Monday but it was St.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
But there are so many viral auditions and people love, there's like a sound going viral where this girl, she's like about to sing. And she's like, what do you do? And she's like, oh, I'm just a stay-at-home mom. And Carrie was like, you are not just a stay-at-home mom. It's very powerful.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Why? I feel like you're always getting festive with your kids' food.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Okay. Not for breakfast. If you had like unlimited time and like space, you might be doing that.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
So it's Dear Toasters Tuesday. And let me tell you, the submissions were making me giggle. It's DTT. And not to, you know, be that girl. No updates from, you know, the one. We also have stories that I actually picked today because I was up at the... Tell me, what didn't I do this morning? I was up at the crack of dawn. I... Got up, like was early, I ordered breakfast.
The Toast
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I was like, yeah, let me choose stories. Let me take some things off my sister's plate. Like I was so productive. I made a TikTok. Like I was so busy.
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You were sending like cute class pictures. So I knew you were busy.
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If you were looking for the celebrities, they were all at SNL 50. Except for Turdy. She was at a wedding that was both Moroccan and Syrian.
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Cool, cool, cool. So everyone else was at- It's literally 51, 49. Like that's how it was. He was just like a little bit of Moroccan.
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I agree, but not like this. No, not like this. But maybe I just wasn't super socially conscious at SNL 40. I was 20 years old. I probably had better things to do.
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At Radio City. I don't know. And also-
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I feel like while it's super impressive to like sit back and look at like the legacy of this one particular show, I feel like it didn't paint current SNL in the most positive light because it just sort of reminded me of like how many iconic people have come through that door, how much like culture they actually changed and influenced and how many like references and comedy and even how many movies ended up getting made from like things that started on SNL, like Wayne's World.
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Like Superstar. Right. Right. Mary Catherine Gallagher. Yes. And like that era of SNL is so over now. It's like a fun show. People like it makes a cultural buzzy moments, but it's so doesn't have the impact that it once did. So while it's cool to like, look back and celebrate, I was like, Oh, we're pulling, you know, Domingo espresso, you know, that sketch. Yeah. Well, we all enjoyed it.
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It's not even remotely as like very, well, it is viral, but like impactful as some of the past sketches that have went on to become like billion dollar franchise movies.
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I saw like bits and bobs of- They brought people back to like revitalize iconic sketches that like have lived in the SNL Hall of Fame. They brought famous- people who have co-hosted, like they've, they just sort of like played up on their own history and for three hours. Yeah. There were performances as well. Um, different monologues.
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Oh, it's so funny. Like irrelevant.
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They were like, oh, Ryan Reynolds. So many celebrities, Ryan Reynolds is here. And he stood up and he's like, hey everyone. And they're like, Ryan, how are you? And he's like, fine, what have you heard? And I have seen like pretty much 50-50 reception. I thought it was actually, one of my favorite things when a celebrity is going through like a big scandal is to like face it head on, make a joke.
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I think that's a really good PR move. I just think if you hate Ryan Reynolds and you think Blake Lively is like a disgusting woman who made up her sexual harassment, then you hated this. And if you feel like they have been if you're like team Blake or you just like, don't care. I think it's, I thought it was a good PR move. Like, cause they've been like hiding and that makes you look guilty.
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Nervy mentees. Mentee bee. Honestly, name a phrase I dislike more than mentee bee.
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Jackie's like tiptoeing out of the room.
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That is true. She is a particularly bad actress. However, there's literally zero chance in hell. Ryan Reynolds forced Blake to go to this event and didn't tell her about this bit that was gonna be televised referencing this huge scandal that has rocked their world.
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And so a lot of people thought that like Ryan, and so this also does play into a big theory of people who are team Justin being like, Ryan is in charge of this whole thing. He ruined the movie. He rewrote the script. Blake is a victim of Ryan's. And so this sort of only feeds that theory. I think there's literally no chance in fucking hell that she didn't know about it.
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Did she say I had a mental breakdown or had a quote empty bee?
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Because the blinds- We have long referenced this one particular blind item about this couple. From Crazy Days and Nights Auntie Lawyer. I never like cared about Ryan Reynolds or Blake Lively. Like they weren't celebrities in my periphery. And the only thing I sort of knew about them was this like one- blind item we had read like 10 years ago. Just stuck with you.
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That Ryan Reynolds was like really controlling that like any script that came into their house was vetted by him and any movie she ended up doing was like he approved and that made sense why he did like, why she does the worst fucking movies ever. And it was just something like I read and just believed and like stuck with me.
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It's the beginning of a new week, beginning of a party week where Jackie and I will. First of all, hey, Jack, how are you?
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And then this whole thing has caused me to like look at them differently and I'm like shifting my perspectives. But we mustn't- But it's kind of coming back to that. We mustn't forget about that blind item.
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Like, I also hate theories like that. Cause it's just like, you're operating under the assumption that like this woman, successful business woman, mother of four has no agency over her own life.
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I know. There's a something there. There was also a lot of like interpersonal relationships, different conflicts at SNL 50. Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian were both there and I actually saw a video of them at the after party, which looked like probably the most amount of famous people to be in a room, like an actually famous people, not like, you know.
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socialites, like really, really famous people all in one room. Kim and Pete.
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But I'm sure you're very wealthy. Museum patrons. Right. This was just such like really, if you weren't there and you're a celebrity right now, like best of luck to you. Like it was really the who's who.
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Like no, actually. So many people have hosted and I don't feel like they were all there. But also there were some people like famous castmates who weren't even there. I saw a lot of people like upset that Nassim Pedrad wasn't there. Not everyone was there.
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Yeah, maybe. Aubrey Plaza was there, which I think a lot of people found to be really shocking. She just did a very brief, I think she introduced Miley, given that her husband just, she just went through something really tragic like a month or two ago. But yeah, everyone was there. So Kim and Pete, and I saw a video of them like literally walking by one another without acknowledging.
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Now maybe they had already said hello. This was just one moment in time. But I just kept thinking about that thing you told me about the episode of Kardashians where she said like the minute she broke up with Pete was when he suggested she stopped working. So I'm like, maybe these two did end like not well.
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Agreed. For such a serious condition.
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It was also a big night for power couple, Martin Short and Meryl Streep. Yeah. They were both there separately and together. You'd love to see her showing up supporting her man.
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Wow. And it just like delegitimizes in my eyes, like everything, wait, speaking of real housewives of Beverly Hills, I saw, I don't know, you know, I get a lot of like AI generated Bravo news.
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Like it really highlighted this thing that was once great and it's still here. And I know there are like people who really like it, but I think overall, like you can't deny that the impact of SNL on like comedy on American culture is nominal compared to what it once was. And that's so cool to see like Chevy Chase there. He's like really like the biggest thing to ever come out. I love Chevy.
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And like, who is the Chevy Chase? Do you know what I mean? Of today? Yeah. Of course. Because I like to think of like the biggest male lead right now on SNL. Of course it's Mikey Day. It's Kenan. But like Kenan doesn't have, like Kenan had a. Kenan's not a movie star. I know. He's an SNL star. He did a sitcom and it didn't like, it didn't do well.
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It's, I just think of SNL's like impact is not what it was.
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It's a thousand percent Mikey Day.
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You should bring back the hand hug.
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Jackie commuted to work today. As somebody who works from home, like this is revolutionary. What podcast did you listen to?
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So I saw, I think it was Kathy Griffin, who's friends with Lisa and Harry Hamlin said that when they were in Amsterdam and you know, we don't want to talk about the husband and everybody's like, well, what was Kim going to say about Harry Hamlin?
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I think it does actually like very quickly.
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Yeah, it does get old. Hey truckers. What's good. I think it's at first something like exciting. And then it's just a 20 minute dread fest. I'm living the dream. She's so American.
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I can just see you in the Tesla, like talking to your car.
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You have made a somewhat of a big deal.
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And for those who don't know, Jerry is your local sales associate.
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Good morning, millennials. And welcome back to the toast. Happy Tuesday. That feels like a Monday because yesterday was a bank holiday that we, of course, observed in the most honorable and respectful of ways. Thank you to all the presidents, whoever, you know, served, did their thing. And it's Tuesday. It feels like a Monday.
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Apparently this AI generated news story said that Harry Hamlin, this is from the mouth of Kathy Griffin, that they were, that Kim Richards was going to say something about Harry Hamlin having sex with dogs.
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I haven't heard that. I haven't heard that.
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Big things coming. Big things coming.
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Okay. Not only does she have big things coming, she's embracing transparency. Yeah.
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I thought what you were going to say, if you've been following Megan's new career, well, actually revitalized career as an influencer, you wouldn't be surprised to know that like she shared all this information on her Instagram. And my Instagram must know that like I die for these videos because every time she posts, it's the first thing that comes up in my feed.
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And recently I've been getting like strangers in my feed. Have you? Always, like every fourth thing is something from the algorithm. Every first thing, it's like someone's engaged. I'm like, wait, who do I know who got engaged or had a baby? People I've never heard of with 300 likes. Who are you? Literally, who are you?
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So the first thing I saw this morning was Megan and I was like, oh my God, freaking. And I thought it was just gonna be like another one of her sort of mindless Billie Eilish lunchbox videos. But this one was kind of full of tea, if you will.
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but she was being really open. Not only like her spilling the beans, that American movie or orchard, whatever the company is her company, but also like Netflix invested in it, which I thought was really interesting.
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let's not forget that one of the most successful, influential billionaire status companies was once named Kimono. True. It isn't necessarily, because I remember when that happened to Skims, I'm like, this is the end. Before they even launched, it's such a bad omen. She got so much backlash, cultural appropriation. The mayor of Tokyo. Yeah, right.
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To make, right. It would have invalidated her.
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And so we were like, oh, this company's never gonna take off. And you literally had forgotten about it up until right now. It didn't hinder its success. So it's not an automatic thing.
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It just sort of, you want to launch a business, get started. You could put this in the file of like things Megan does from a business perspective that either never launch or don't make sense. Like really it's, it's so on brand for her to be honest. And I actually like this approach and she references the TIG in her video.
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Yeah. By the way, let's talk about that. Cause the TIG is actually a great name. It is. For like a blog. And you, I could see it turning into, if I had like a pan and they're like, what brand is it? And I looked it over as a TIG. Like I'd like that. And it's hard to get recognition. She already has that with like the OG fans.
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So we have a party show today. Actually it's Tuesday, which means we have your toasters, our advice segment. We also have white Lotus recap. So the new season of white Lotus started on Sunday. Jackie and I both watched the first episode last night.
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But now everybody knows like Megan, who was a princess also used to be a blogger. So why? Maybe she doesn't own it. Like I have to. And also it would just be such like a nice homecoming type of thing. Like back to her roots. Yeah.
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Mm-hmm. Well, I'm holding space for multiple truths, you know?
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By the way, if you are like a fan and actually in moments like this, like I often think of Stassi Schroeder, who is like a diehard Meghan Markle fan. It must be really unexciting to be like a big Meghan Markle fan because it's so many announcements and no releases, right? It's kind of like, what do they say? Like edging? Yeah.
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When you like masturbate to the point of ejaculation, but you don't ejaculate. Like there's so much hype. Oh, show, company, documentary, book. And then never comes. Podcast.
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And I didn't enjoy the episode and I wasn't sure if it was because I wasn't sure if it was because like before the episode even started, I was disappointed. Where was the song?
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I think I learned it in like a TV show.
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You know what it is? Reels is a little too filled with real people. Like I'm good.
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I know they say social media is a highlight reel. Like it's not real. You know what? I think I prefer it that way. I prefer it that way too. The alternative is just too sad.
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Oh, wow. Okay, pop off, queen. Now that our phones are like sitting right next to us, we're gonna get so much edging content. Stop. Because it's picking up edging, edging, edging. I like to edge.
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Let me take Jackie's phone. I need you to be- Give me your phone. Meghan Markle positive. Positive, we love Meghan Markle. Meghan is a queen. The royals were wrong for what they did to Meghan. Red 40. Vaccines. We need to both be radicalized. Wait, let me think, let me think. Oh wait, Blake Lively, innocent. Innocent Blake Lively.
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Oh, Pop-Tarts. Cereal is good for you. We like sugary cereal. Sugary cereal is good for kids and adults, especially pregnant women. Pregnant women can take Advil.
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That was fun. I hope you enjoy your new life. You too. By the way, let me set you free from the shackles of health and wellness. It's true.
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I'm sorry for that. It's also really hard to like, our job is to talk about her. And like, there's a lot to talk about, but there's also nothing to say because we have yet to see a piece of content.
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Well, feel. When? Blake Lively. What about it? Like when you're rooting for someone so hard and they like kind of like, it becomes hard and embarrassing.
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They put a little regional flair on it, I thought. Okay, but the last two seasons were in different parts of the world, Italy and America, and they both have the same theme song.
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I just want to say, I know a lot of people hate me for my Blake Lively takes, and I've definitely pulled them back. And it's like, oh, well, Claudia knows she's wrong, so she's not. I'm really not afraid to admit when I've been wrong. I was wrong that Travis Kelsey did know Taylor Swift. I was 100% wrong about that. I have not been convinced. And I will keep you guys updated.
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If I ever do get convinced, I will be woman enough to say that I was wrong.
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In this moment, I know you guys don't agree with me. I still stand firmly on where I was before. Like I do not think that this person is a good guy. That's not the question. I do think he did all those things. I do think like Blake Lively. Yeah. She's like a mean diva actress, bitch. I think, I think she was the victim. I'm sorry. I do. Okay.
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Of both an online attack and an in-person attack by this, like what, who I think is a freak. Unprompted. Yeah.
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It's been a lot of days since we did a show because this happened a few days ago and I had forgotten about it.
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And up until this point, he is definitely like, people are divided, especially like pages, like a really loyal fan base for her podcast. So people have like her fans have been on her side, but for the most part, like it's been pretty equal. People really still like page. People really still like Craig. Craig hasn't, I don't think received any sort of like backlash or anything.
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We let the chips fall where they may. And I am still in Florida. Now I was supposed to be back after the wedding today, back in studio, back to our beloved frames. Yeah. And of course I'm not. And I know there's like a running joke. Like every time Trudy comes to Florida, she ends up like extending. I really was not planning on it. I really was not planning.
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Cause he has kind of been like perceived as the victim. Like he's the one who got broken up with. So this is the first time where he's like kind of on the defense.
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So we'll do a little bit of a TV recap in the fifth and final story. Is that correct?
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Let me just tell you, I spent the weekend at this beautiful, I would say part delicious, definition wedding, which I don't know if I mentioned was my friend Alicia, who's Moroccan.
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This was a quick turnaround from Tamron. Let me say that TV is known to like really sort of lag behind and it's not a live show. So good get. Yeah. I feel like she's like stepping into Bravo stuff a lot.
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No, I think she's on like Fox 5. Fox 5. Fox 5. What was I gonna say about this? I feel like there's not a shortage of like nice girls who wanna date Craig. So I really feel like he should work on himself.
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I also, I had thought this, and then I saw people on social media saying it when Paige was referencing the two different girls he was texting throughout the course of their relationship. I felt like the first girl she's referencing is Kristin Cavallari. The way they started their relationship, we forgot, but it was a little murky.
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He was talking to two girls at once, and he decided to go with Paige. So I feel like that might've been a thing in their relationship the whole time, and she just always remembered. I feel like that might be one of the girls.
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And actually the groom was Syrian.
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The thing is, it seems like Paige is gonna get the last word because Southern Charm is like in their, what, fifth or sixth episode and Summer House just premiered. So we'll hear at the very end of Southern Charm season, we'll hear what Craig has to say about the relationship. That's a flaw. Him saying that he got the ring, whatever, making Paige look like the villain.
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And then Paige will be able to respond, being like, well, actually you were texting bitches, yes or no.
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So it was very kind of like multicultural. And it was reminding me a lot of my big fat Greek wedding because my friend Alicia, she has this huge family and they're like really Moroccan. Both of her parents are Moroccan and they're so proud. And they really remind me a lot of the family from my big fat Greek wedding. And how like Alicia married someone who wasn't Moroccan, but like in his 23.
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But she did marry an Ian Miller because her husband has like a very small strain of Moroccan in his blood. And like the whole weekend, different speeches, they were all just sort of like clinging to his little piece of Moroccan. I didn't know he had like a little bit of Moroccan in himself. It was cracking me up so much. Her family's so funny. And the wedding was just pargy.
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It's been like a consistent issue after day one. Is that what you would say?
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Yeah. Well, it's just like I said, right? Isn't that amazing?
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I know when something's disgusting.
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People need to treat coffee like they do alcohol, you know?
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That's not coffee. That's not coffee. But even when I like crave like a really, even the world's best margarita, which like I love a margarita. Yucky. Give me water.
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Yeah. And so the first time I ever tried alcohol, like ever, like hard alcohol, I remember somebody gave it to me in like a water bottle. It looked like water. I'm like, I didn't know what it was going to taste like. And I thought for sure that somebody accidentally gave me like a bottle of gasoline. Like I didn't think, I'm like, there's no way this is what people drink in the movies. Right.
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Like, you know, when you meet, like, you know, someone, I've noticed this in the eighth grade. To me, she's always just my friend from the eighth grade. But you see her grown into a woman and a bride. She had a chignon. She looked so womanly. She's a very elegant lady. But she's just Alicia from eighth grade. That's what I'm saying. It was kind of confusing. It was really pargy.
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It's impossible. And it was like, wait, what the fuck? It was shocking. Yeah. Well, our next story is also really shocking.
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You are old, and I just want to say the Jonas Brothers put out a statement on the 20th anniversary, which was a couple of days ago, and I'm reading it. I'm like, oh, my God, they're breaking up again. It was such, like, the way it was written. It's very nerve-wracking to be a Jonas Brothers fan.
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I only ever would be interested in having a body language expert on the toast if they could tell us what the hell's going on with the Jonas Brothers.
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I just wanna play my music all night long. Remember they played that on Dick and Rock and Clark? Yeah. So randomly. That's my favorite fucking Jonas Brothers song. It's so good. It's Camp Rock.
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I just, I find my job really difficult because even like, and maybe people tune in for me to be like such a negative complaining bitch, but like every story I'm like, Megan's like, I hate it.
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I would love to be like, this is so great. Jonas Brothers fans are gonna have the best time. But seriously, like this is so lowbrow. There's something particular. I mean, it's giving TanaCon. Remember when Tana Mongeau had like the most fucked up convention for her fans, like people died on the streets. Like it's really something you do at the bitter end.
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And the Jonas Brothers, and this is what I feel like I said about them the last time, they're always too, it's like, they don't know how famous they are. They're always doing really weird things.
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You're touching my shoe? I thought you smelled my feet or something.
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So I remember saying this like maybe a year or two ago when the Jonas Brothers really decided to invest in TikTok. And there's a very fine line between like being an artist on TikTok and then becoming a TikTok artist.
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And I think that like, you know, Meghan Trainor is a great example of somebody who was making TikTok music and then was actually just became a pop star, even though she was one before, but she used TikTok. And I think the Jonas Brothers, like they're investing so much in TikTok, they're doing like collabs with different TikTokers.
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And it was just fab. But I really wasn't expecting. I feel like... I feel like I hit an inflection point in my pregnancy, like at the same time as the wedding, where like things are harder for me as of like a week ago. I really can't stand much. Just like a fun fact about me.
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I keep seeing a new one every day, like Joe Jonas popping up on all these random songs. they are doing things where they like really don't know how famous they are. And this is one of them. And while it's nice to like give back to your fans, this to me is not why they're doing it. It's very clearly like, I actually don't know.
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It just doesn't align with what I know the Jonas Brothers to be like this very famous band. Yeah. Marshmello will be there. Correct. Even though like, and that's the other thing about the Jonas Brothers is There are a few people making music as good. I don't know why they're doing so much. They feel like they have to prove something.
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conventions that are still like really, like think of BravoCon, I also think of like RuPaul DragCon, it's huge. But it's because these are like shows. They're worlds. Huge, like cast. It's just three people. It's hard to have a convention for one thing.
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That's more of a festival though.
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I wish they called it like Jonas Fest. Something con. Meet your favorite stars from the 80s.
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Yeah. Oh no, because the thing is, and me and Ben were talking, it's so funny. I just met Patrick Schwartzinger. I don't even know if I told you this. I was out to dinner and he was sitting with somebody that I knew. So of course, like I'm so obnoxious. I'm like, oh my God, Bo, hey, how are you? And I'm like, oh, who's this? Such a nice guy.
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They are the same, but Patrick greater than. Oh. Just like famous wise. Like Connor never like became as famous as he could have been.
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That's what I've been saying. Yeah.
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I think he really did not like being famous as Taylor Swift's boyfriend and reverted back after that. He never aspired greater after being that.
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No, I saw him in the elevator at Zero Bond. He's literally not. He's not at West Point. The last time I saw him, he was at Zero Bond wearing a leather jacket.
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What happened next? Such a pargy man. And I think he's engaged like a really pargy model.
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Really just pargyliciousness. And so his, I don't know him as an actor, but after watching the episode, I was like, wow, he's an amazing actor because he's fucking insufferable. And I just met him in person, really very like Hamish, nice guy. But, the article is like giving his character.
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Okay, actually- I thanked Ben like after the wedding because there were so many wedding festivities. And once we got to every place, I'm like, Ben, I will go say hi to the bride. Go find a seat. The idea of being without a seat and someone like, and so many of the girls that were pregnant and they're like more visibly pregnant than me.
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Oh, also I saw Marina Shriver on the street the other day.
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No, literally, I was walking on Lexington Avenue. She was just like walking the other way, just giving business woman like wearing trousers.
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She was like outside a big business building.
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They have so many different like corners of fame within that particular family.
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That he didn't know it was White Lotus? I think that that might be how they have a lot of people audition for White Lotus, because it is this larger than life, and people are so lame. And the best part of it is how the actors take these random characters and really make them their own. I feel like a lot of it is the actors doing that.
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So I can actually see that being like the challenge kind of when you do a job interview and there's like a riddle they give you to solve like in finance.
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So when you have like a really round bump, like people get up for you, right? I wear a lot of flowy clothes. My bump isn't like super bulbous. And so I'm not the type of gal you just get up for. So I find myself like rubbing my tummy.
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Yeah, the first episode of White Lotus was actually hard for me. One, because I didn't think it was so good. But that is White Lotus. It's real character development. You have to put in the time. But mostly because I spent the entire episode on IMDb. Like, am I the only one?
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First of all, I could not fucking figure out who of the three girl best friends, like the loser who nobody liked, who she is. Do you know who she is? Who? The Gilded Age. She's the rich new family mom. Oh my God.
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She is. And I can't say her name because she has such an unfortunate last name. Do you know what it is? I'm not saying it.
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Birth of Russell, yeah, yeah, yeah. So Jackie, it was bothering me so much. Then I could not figure out who Parker Posey's husband was. Well, Parker Posey, Josie and the Pussycats. Please, I knew that almost immediately.
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I knew Josie was gonna be there without the Pussycats and I was really excited. But you know who her husband is? Who? You probably don't know. Lucius Malfoy, Draco Malfoy's dad. I just watched Harry Potter.
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Then- The girl who has the boyfriend, the girl with the teeth. Yeah, who's that? She is like a classic. She was in Game of Thrones. I think she was like one of the hookers.
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It was just so distracting. I was like, I need to spend. And then I also wanted to know what hotel they filmed at. Cause I find that really interesting. It's the four seasons in Thailand. And you know, that's going to become like the next big hot thing. Like that Italy hotel, like good luck ever. Every hotel that's ever been featured.
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Yeah. Oh, he's a little bro. That's like kind of like all he gets cast as. Classic little brother.
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oh wow thank you the queen is coming right and I thought you were gonna say outside of pregnancy I'm the type of girl who like a skill set of mine is finding a seat
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Jackie, no, no. No? That's Bridget Moynihan. Oh. And I want to say, you're not the only person who gets Bridget and Michelle. And they don't even have the same last name, Monaghan and Moynihan. Are you sure? Positive. Okay, so who's Michelle Monaghan? Classic actress. She reminds me of like an Amanda Peet, you know?
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Oh, that's so funny that you thought it was Tom Brady's ex-wife. No. The one thing, because I watched with Ben and Ben had not seen season one or two. And I said, it's fine. It's just one of these shows that you can pick up. There is like a running theme that I don't think you know about. With the- Greg, orange shirt guy.
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They meet at the hotel. Oh yeah, they have- He's like fake locked out of his room. He's giving like con man. We can't really figure out. But you know, she's this lonely old woman. And then he like sees this wealthy woman and he immediately like, you know, drops everything to be there for her. And I think he was probably planning- something with her.
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Then season two, which you missed, they show up as a couple. So they're like, you know, together still after meeting in Hawaii. And he's very shady the whole season. He's like taking weird phone calls. Then he has to leave early. And then she's like hanging out with these gays who are trying to murder her. And they do, right? Yes, but she's in their house.
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And she sees a picture of these gays and her man, Greg. But he left. So she's like, oh my God, I'm being set up. Like a lot of different things. These gays are trying to murder me. So he leaves the trip early. And then we find out last night he's been living in Thailand for the last year with this lady. So he is nefarious, but I do feel like, and I missed a lot of that.
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I didn't even realize that- So he's involved in her murder. So he's just weird and shady. And that's like really all we know. And I kind of missed that. It wasn't until I saw like a TikTok recap. He like, did you catch this white Lotus moment? I'm like, no. Yeah. I was like, Greg. Yeah. I seriously like, oh, got an orange shirt. Cool. Yeah. Cool. The episode was boring, but.
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That was peak. So pineapple room guy, I think that role is the Patrick Schwartz.
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The enraging asshole. Of course.
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I'm so glad you said that. I actually agree. I am a sitter. Like, and I'm also really special in the sense that I can find a chair anywhere. Like yesterday we were waiting for our car at valet at the hotel and I literally sat on a luggage cart. Anything can be a chair if you really, really try hard enough.
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Because she said my son is coming.
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she's the common denominator yeah she's exactly her and Jennifer Coolidge but then Jennifer Coolidge is no longer with us the last thing I wanted to say was this is the first time that it's not like a traditional hotel it's like this wellness program it was giving nine perfect strangers I didn't finish it but it was like that annoying like I didn't finish nine perfect strangers either but it was um
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And I kind of, my favorite thing about White Lotus is like how classic hotel it is. And so much of this with like taking your phones away and like a diet program. That's not really like what we've come to expect.
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That is so on brand for you. Being a victim of your own choices, like slay. I need to start using that. It's so true.
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Yeah. The final part of today's show is Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment where every Tuesday, Jackie and I read three submissions from girlies who have written in to us desperately seeking advice from two extremely...
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the toast podcast.com and there's a submission box both of those are totally anonymous thank you to everyone who wrote in so first up we have a little bit of a breastfeeding issue hey swirlies i'm a nursing mom i'm in the thick of postpartum a good friend of mine who's also a mom and she's nursing came over to visit me this week and we talked about how trying to get a shower in in a day can be really challenging with a newborn my baby was napping so my friend just told me to go take a quick shower i've known her my whole life i know she's safe so i decided to go ahead
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When I was in the shower, I heard my baby cry and I got out. When I came into the room, my friend was nursing my baby. I confronted her and she said she was trying to help and comfort the child. She said I was being dramatic and that she didn't want to disrupt my shower. I'm deeply disturbed by this and I feel like it was a huge violation and honestly creepy.
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I honestly feel like our friendship is over. Is that weird? Is it not weird? Am I being dramatic?
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Well, you threw a beautiful birthday party for your son yesterday and I was really thrilled to be able to attend. I wasn't going to.
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Yeah, but that breast milk has been tested like thoroughly.
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You're aligned. It's really crazy. Like it's really crazy. Now I think what you're saying is true. Like there, I don't think they're going to be implications like, right. Like negative health wise on the baby, but it's really crazy to nurse someone else's baby whom you're not related to. And you didn't ask.
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Yeah, but let's also, let's put our... Our cap's on. What is this woman going through? She's also postpartum because she's nursing. Maybe she- Is out of her mind. Heard the baby cry and it woke something in her instinctually. I don't know. I don't know. But the fact that she won't hear you out, like you told her that this upset you and she says you're being crazy, that's a bad sign.
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Because it's so crazy to me. Your children are my life and every time they fart, we come down and we celebrate.
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She should be receptive to your feedback.
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You know, sorry, sticking your titty in someone else's baby.
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And I just want to be clear. You are not being dramatic. You are not wrong for being upset. Your friend who probably had good intentions, like not being receptive to you saying this upset me. Like that's probably like the most egregious part of this whole thing. Cause she was trying to help. I don't think she was trying to be malicious. And she made a call and it was the wrong call.
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But so if you said like, I don't like that. And that upset me. And she's like, well, you're wrong. That's where she's a bad friend.
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It's worth salvaging, you're saying.
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Is the friendship worth salvaging? Yeah. This next one is so crazy and I wanted to tell you about it before we started recording so we could like gossip and giggle about it. But I think it's better to get your genuine reaction. My husband informed me this week that his best friend, Johnny, has been running a snark page for one of the biggest influencers of the moment.
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Johnny screenshots every single thing this influencer posts on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, et cetera, and picks apart the girl's body, the girl's personality, life, everything. My husband told me that he refers to this as his second full-time job. He has stopped conversations at their boys' night multiple times to update the snark page. He responds to comments.
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I believe you guys have had stories about this in the past, but I don't know if you have, so please help me out. Johnny has been seriously dating a girl for a few years now and she's become one of my best friends.
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My husband says that Johnny's girlfriend has no idea about this and my husband and his other friends have even told Johnny that he needs to be done with the snark page because it's really consuming him. Johnny's response was that he, quote, has created a community that he cannot abandon.
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Johnny has even told my husband that he will tell his girlfriend he's running errands, but really he just sits in his car needing to update the Reddit page. I feel like she needs to know about this. I mean, I would like to know if my husband spent 75% of his day picking apart another woman online, but is it my place? I do not want to ruin my husband and Johnny's friendship at this point.
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My husband can barely be around him due to Johnny being distracted by the Reddit page. If this was your best friend's boyfriend, what would you do? Is there a way I could drop Easter eggs that lead her to this without telling her explicitly, please help.
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Yeah, this is so crazy. Like when I first read it, I assumed it was just like a man influencer. I don't know why. So the fact that it's a man starting a snark page about anyone is so crazy. Like true sign of mental illness. But about a girl? that's like freaky, like serious, like leads to violence. This is really crazy behavior.
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And if my friends knew that my husband was doing something like this, that not only is like, you have a job, you have a family, like you have time commitments and you're spending half the day in your car on Reddit, like rotting, that's unacceptable. But also the implications on your mental health, like actually scare me. I would not wanna be living in a house with somebody that does that.
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And it doesn't need to get back to you, by the way.
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You did a really nice job. Like them kids, they were just having the time of their life on their rocket ship.
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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Did you see that, I forget which one, it was like New York Magazine or New Yorker, did a huge article on snark pages and they interviewed anonymously like 10 or 20 girls who do influencer snark. And they just talked about how it's like, One of the best things that ever happened to them. None of their friends or family know about it. It's just like really good for their health.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
I did not see it. I will read it. Yeah. So this felt very appropriate because I was just reading. I was actually watching a TikTok recapping it because I wasn't reading the article. But it's really crazy behavior.
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Especially, I mean, from anyone, but especially a man. I know a lot of people who lurk on pages like that and they find it enjoyable, very schadenfreude-y. So there's different levels, like lurking, participating. Moderating? That's crazy. All right, our third and final. Hey, Jackson, Claude. How you doing? I came out as a lesbian about five years ago.
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I recently and publicly started posting on my Instagram about my new relationship with a woman. Before coming out, I did date men and I had one year long relationship with a man, my ex-boyfriend. And he has a podcast that I do not listen to. It's very, you know, for the guys. It's just him and his two buddies mostly talking about sports.
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Like the rental company was breaking down the bouncy house and the kids were like, nope, we're still here.
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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
They had a recent episode titled and discussed how my how my ex turned me gay. I only found out because a mutual girl we have in common told me to listen to. So shout out to her. They never mentioned my name, but if you know us, it's extremely obvious that they're talking about me. If it was just a joke in passing, I wouldn't be bothered- He's gay too now? No, no, no.
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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Yeah, I guess like they just are talking about her on the podcast.
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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
It's like my ex turned me gay because she's gay. Oh, okay. Sorry. So she said, if it was just a joke in passing, I wouldn't be as bothered. As I realized my coming out probably did shake him up quite a bit. We broke up a year and a half before I came out, by the way.
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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
The podcast, he goes into detail about our sex life, things I did that should have been rainbow flags, which is like basically playing college sports and not wearing makeup. My girlfriend says I should just let it go that he's a loser.
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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
They were so, so cute. It was a great party. You throw a great kid's party.
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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
That's funny you use that term. I cannot help but feel hurt. Our breakup wasn't good, but no one cheated or did anything nefarious. We have not spoken directly since the breakup, but we occasionally bump into each other at weddings and cordially say, hey, how are you? Should I text him and say, what the fuck? Take the podcast down or just let it go? Sincerely, your lesbian listener.
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And by the way, you should find solace in knowing he most likely doesn't.
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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
It's hard to get a podcast to get listened to these days.
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On podcasts, yeah. It's like the culture. The thing is, in order for you to be happy, you have to let this go. Like living in the past and judging other things, it's not good for you to not let it go. So I wouldn't say anything. I don't need to like reinvigorate the conversations with this guy. But it does feel like- Taylor Strucker's ex-husband wrote into us.
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Cause that's literally her favorite thing to talk about.
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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
No, no, I'm saying the listener is Taylor Strucker.
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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
No, I wouldn't get in the mud with these actual losers. Like, why don't you go be happy? Like, it sounds like you- Yeah, no, he did his episode. You're in a beautiful relationship.
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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Yeah, and that's like, I also feel like the hard thing. It's like, obviously I'm not gay, so I don't know. But like when you come out, it's like, so your journey, right? Like it's really all about you. But there are other people, especially if you've been romantically involved with them, who are a part of it in some small way.
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And while, you know, it might not be the way that you want it, like they do have every right to like, you know, say what that was like for them, even though it's not about them. And it's like any breakup or any relationship.
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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Don't give, like, the one thing his podcast- He shouldn't have even listened to it. The one thing his podcast- Just like everyone else. Probably doesn't garner his attention, and so you don't want to give that to him.
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The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
I also feel like it's definitely a fine line between like throwing a party that's like fun and then extravagant. Of course, $60,000. Of course, you don't want to be Taylor Armstrong. Correct. It comes to mind. And I feel like you do it really perfectly where it's definitely like extravagant, but it's all for the kids.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
There's like a coffee bar for the adults and it's like a super nice party, but it's like nice because there's so many fucking activities for the kids. You know, there's not like gift bags with Chanel perfume. Right. You really do it well. It's a fine line.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Like it wasn't like it was just like thematic. And Margo is like, what's space coffee? It's getting like chicken of the sea. I'm like, it's just coffee at a space birthday party.
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It's just like, it's just a theme. That's like really embarrassing for Satch. She's so funny. No, it was so nice to all be together. Like so randomly on this one afternoon.
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The thing is, I really wasn't expecting the. physical implications of a five day Moroccan wedding to hit me so hard. You know, as a pregnant person, the idea of waking up after the wedding and going on a plane, it was just kind of unfathomable. And I'm like, what am I going home for? You know, besides for Romeo, I don't really have much waiting for me back in New York.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Oh yeah, guys, what did you think? Friday's episode, we had a special new studio. We were really just kind of banging out content clips. What did you think? And tomorrow we'll find out what you thought. Of this one.
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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
No, me neither. And at what time of day did your husband wish you a happy game tunes?
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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
They picked up the remaining roses from the floor of the flower shop.
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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
You have a bunch of like important events in your life, like all in the same week.
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Valentine's day, Harry's birthday, your wedding anniversary. Do you like that?
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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Mother's day is like, I think my first mother's day, God willing, God willing, will be when my kid is one years old, like, or like 11 months, whatever it is. I think I just miss it. Yeah. And then I have to like wait a whole ass year to be appreciated. Oh, but you'll be having Father's Day probably. The next month. That ain't right.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Not to sound like Matt of Matt and Abby, but I do feel like we should skip Father's Day 2024. It's only right.
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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Like a month after, God willing, God willing, God willing, like I go through the trauma of labor.
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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
He probably will be. Like, I should get him a gift, okay? I totally will. Also, speaking of Matt and Abby, have you heard about their latest scandal?
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
So I figured I would spend a couple of days here at the beach extended with Ben. We're staying at a hotel. We're not staying at Jackie's. So it's still very much like vacation energy, but we've met in the middle. We're also testing out all the different podcast studios Southern Florida has to offer today.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
So they released a podcast episode. And I just want to say.
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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
They have like a lot going on, but we don't talk enough about how high quality their content is. Like even his like cringe music videos. I don't know what sort of equipment he's using. If they have like a director of cinematography that works for them, everything they put out.
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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Everything they put out is so pargy. And so we put up this clip.
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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
They live in Phoenix. So like, I don't know if we'd be able to work with this person remotely.
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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
I just think you have to be crazy. So he even put up this podcast clip and I know that it wasn't a point of the podcast clip, but I was thinking like how high quality and well-made this clip was. It was kind of felt like there was a camera on the ceiling and he's laying on a mattress on the floor in his closet. And he opens up with everybody that he has been sleeping in the closet.
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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
And that's not a metaphor, I'm sorry, it sounded like it was. He brought them, the crazy part is that, so him and Abby aren't sleeping in the same bed, which by the way is like, whatever. But instead of sleeping in the guest room, he took the mattress from the guest room and put it in the closet. Because?
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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
The clip was very much like a teaser for the podcast episode, which I did not listen to in full. And every person like I talked to about this in comment section, I read, nobody actually listened. Nobody knows why. They're just like, why are you sharing this? And why didn't you just sleep in the guest room?
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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
There's like a mouse in the guest room.
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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
You are such a Matt. I know. And that's why we're two successful podcasting teams. You can either be a Matt or an Abby. You're totally an Abby. And I think this is the lore on the internet. It's like Abby does so much. She's like a really, really invested mom and businesswoman. And she's like a fitness.
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By the way, So many options. You'd love to see the business of podcasting booming. Business is booming. I like to think that's our influence, but we never know.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
She's one of those people where it's like, how does she have enough time in the day to be doing all of this? And then it just seems like Matt's in the closet working on his music. Yeah. Which is so me.
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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
And I can't stress enough how he's physically in a closet. It's not like a gay thing. It sounds like he's in the closet. No, no, he's literally in the closet.
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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
As in a physical space. I understand. Not a place. It just sounds like I'm being like, like I'm calling him gay.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Right, the closet is also a physical place in addition to a figurative one. A mental place. A mental place as well.
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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Well, I don't want to spoil it. We talked about it in the vlog.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
So those were my, I had three things written down. Andrew Schultz.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
You would confuse those two things. And you should. It's really hard though.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
It's like a mini tortilla that you fry.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Yeah, and then you just fry it and that becomes like your cracker.
The Toast
Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Yeah, I'm sure they sell like pre-made tostadas. I'm pretty sure, yeah. But here's the thing. Are you going to put cheese in it?
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Okay, so I didn't put cheese in it, which makes it really hard because cheese is like the glue that keeps the whole thing together. And I don't like cheese. So Ben like has the hardest time assembling mine. But yours should be good. Follow Ben's recipe. He has a reel on his story.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Wow, I wasn't expecting to take a stray bullet today. I opened up my iPad. You know, they give you like a photo of the day.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
When I said a stray bullet, I meant it.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Like something that you used for the toast.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Ready? Yeah. Ready? Similarly, I have the Applewhite family from Desperate Housewives.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Oh, Theo getting a bath. This is like such random photos. Me and Ben dressed as Donna Kelsey. And then there's a shit ton of pictures of your kids, which I obviously won't show, but will enjoy myself.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
That's like one of the girls who gets engaged at your wedding. They hand the bouquet over to you.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Oh, my God. How cute am I? Coaches, you are beautiful. You are beautiful. Yeah. Coaches, you are beautiful. Yeah, that's right. My nephew said I was beautiful.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I can't see what I'm looking at.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I say we dive in. We also have Dear Toasters today at the end of the show, which is our weekly advice segment that everybody looks forward to. So I'm ready if you are. You just tell me when.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I actually think this might be crazier.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Of course it is. Doing an outfit change at a wedding that's not yours is so unacceptable. It's unheard of. It's unheard of. The only acceptable thing is to change your shoes. Everybody changes their shoes. That's fine.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I don't like that one. Makes me feel like big, like a linebacker, a turd backer, you know?
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
You can cut that one from your vocab.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Having a second party dress, like, a shorter version of your regular dress, that's really crazy.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Also, football is kind of the best sport to be in a relationship with because it's the shortest season. So he only needs to physically be in Houston for a certain amount of time. But I think people also really underestimate how busy Alex Earl is. Like she makes it look fun and she's like, you know, a swirly. But she's like an extremely successful, booked and busy business person.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I don't think she can be going to Houston, you know, every week if she doesn't live there. And I don't think she's going to live there. But I do think this actually will be really challenging for them.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Me neither. But it is because his time at, like, the last season of his in Miami, he was out due to an injury. And it was, like, a really serious injury. It could have been, like, a career-ending one. So I think he rehabilitated himself really well. So the fact that he got a contract after such a big injury is, like, very promising.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
No, I agree that it doesn't like bode super well for his career, but he's also that type of player. Like some players, you know, your job is to be a professional football player and you go to different teams all the time. Sometimes like up until recently for Kyle Juszczyk, like you're sort of a franchise, the quarter sort of a franchise. He's like a team captain.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
So I tried on dresses yesterday and like I live to tell the tale. It can happen.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
He's kind of like a leader within his community. Sometimes you get that and that's so great for you and your family because you don't have to move. But most football players like are more like Braxton. They get a year here. They're lucky if they get to their wife and kids just like move with them. So Braxton,
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
It's not uncommon, but the big ones were like, yeah, well, Tom Brady was there for 50 years. Well, he's Tom Brady.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Yeah, but let's talk about Kyle Juszczyk because that kind of directly affects us more.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Well, he wasn't traded. He was released.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Yeah, so I had, like, done some research, and I remember hearing about this last year. Kyle Juszczyk took a pay cut last year. Like, they had met with him to, like, restructure. He took a pay cut. I think he makes a lot of money, and I was also, like, being such a, like, curious kitten last night, looking at all of his different contracts, he makes a lot of money, he can take a pay cut.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
So he took a pay cut, I think he loves his team, yada yada.
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And then this year, six days ago, had a restructuring meeting with him again. I think they were wanting him to take another pay cut and they had said if they can't reach an agreement that he's going to be released. So I guess he wasn't willing to take another cut or whatever they were asking him to concede. And so he is gone.
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Oh, that's an interesting boundary you've put up. Why is that?
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And that's kind of a big deal for us because obviously he's a close personal friend and just like a trusted resource here at the Toast. Two, it's why we're 49ers fans. Like I guess we're not anymore.
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I have love for the Niners, but Kyle Juszczyk not being there, wherever he goes, just know, and this definitely ups his value, my fandom goes with him.
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Do you think that Christian Juszczyk's brand, because when she launched her brand, they only launched with like four or five teams. And it was like the big teams. And the Niners were obviously one of them because they're a big team, but also because that's obviously her husband's team. Do you think that they're going to drop the Niners from like their offerings? They only have like five teams.
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I also think, I mean, he's 34, which isn't old, but it's not young. And I think that a lot of people were like saying if he was going to retire. I don't think that he will because if he was... When they released him, I'm sure they could have come to an agreement where he, like, was just allowed to retire. Yeah. Yeah, and instead of being released. So I think he will play.
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He has plenty of years to play. He's super young.
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Yeah, he's also been plagued by injury. Like, that counts, too.
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So Ben was explaining to me, Kyle's position is a fullback, and he's been on the Niners since 2017, which is, like, such an honor to be able to be on the same team for, like, eight years. And he's, like, the captain. Everybody loves him. Like, it's, like, a real family over there. But they are – I don't know if they're, like, in a rebuild year, but Debo Samuel is gone.
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I think there's talk about Brock. I was reading, like, some Adam Scheffler things yesterday. Like, I think – they got to a place like two years ago where it was as good as it was going to get. And if they didn't win that Super Bowl two years ago with like Brock and everyone, like everyone's getting older now, like injuries, like it wasn't going to happen.
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So now it's time to like rejigger a little bit. And I think that's what this is. But Kyle's in a unique position because he's a fullback. And Ben was explaining that like that particular position, football is like sort of trending in a different direction now. I didn't really understand exactly what he was saying, but like fullbacks, like not every team even has a fullback now.
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He does. He was actually like a backup quarterback for the... He also went to Harvard and graduated with a 4.2 GPA. I did a lot of research on him last night. I was curious just honestly how much money he made because I'm so obnoxious.
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Well, that's interesting because they have a very good tight end, George Kittle. Does that mean he's also on the chopping block?
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Yeah, of course. But Christian's kind of been a blessing and a curse because he's so amazing. But he was injured this last season and the 49ers went nowhere. He's like too good compared to the other players. Yeah, but that happens with any team.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. So where do you think Kyle's going to go? I would love for him to come to New York. He's from New York.
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Well, I know you were putting in the TV recap work because I woke up with a text message from Jackie about Running Point. So that means you started it.
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And Lord knows the Jets could use like something.
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I think he should go to the Chiefs. And that way Taylor and Kristen could just be friends. Yeah.
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Oh, they're like an acquisitional year.
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Yeah. This is so rising point. What's it called? Running point.
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I do really wonder where he's going to go. I don't know anything about like the landscape of teams. So I don't know who needs a fallback, but. Sound off in the comments.
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You're going to listen to Colin Cowherd?
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I will never understand how there's like a successful sports show called Pardon the Interruption and then also Pardon My Take.
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And then there's Big Cat. I know Big Cat.
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Oh, you're so Tony? I don't even know who, like I literally don't even know what these people look like.
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Oh, you're Tony. Tony's like the agoraphobic host.
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And the other ones are kind of like the correspondent liaison. Yeah.
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Got it. Well, they better watch their backs because Jackson Clotter definitely like emerging as leading voices in the sports world.
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No, I don't think yesterday was like a trade day, but you're right. We're definitely like in the season.
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I heard they had quite a lot of chemistry.
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Cool. Look out. That's the thing about sports. I don't know how people have shows that are completely dedicated to sports, because it does get boring. The fun part's over. Kyle was traded. Literally, what else is there to say? How do people do an hour-long show?
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And I guess they cover multiple leagues.
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I did. I wanted to make sure you didn't miss it because I have a special place in my heart for Neo. If you've ever seen him sing the national anthem, you know that nobody else should ever sing it again. Like people are always like Whitney Houston's, Whitney Houston's is the best. And it is, but Ne-Yo's is a very, very close second. And he doesn't make news a lot.
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And when he does, you better sit down and listen.
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And he tagged them all on Instagram.
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Being a really supportive boyfriend, if that's the right word. I don't know. Let me tell you, I didn't expect this from Neo.
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No, no. Okay. Does it change just like how I think of him in general? Yes.
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A little. Honestly, like this is really crazy. And it sounds like he was going to be exposed because he was like, since everybody wants to be knowing, like here it is. Like he releases information begrudgingly, like with a gun to his head.
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He was getting a reputation as like a philanderer. Meanwhile, he said, joke's on you. Yeah. Now, I don't know anyone polyamorous. I've never met anyone polyamorous. So I don't know how it works. But I've obviously come across.
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I wouldn't say I love Sister Eyes, but yes, I know the Sister Eyes, and I did watch. And honestly, I think that they are a testament – to why polygamy should never be a thing. They were the most toxic group of people. I believe half the marriages are now over. Once that Robin entered, oh, it was over. Robin was the beginning of the end.
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I don't know who the Robin is of this particular group, I'm sure. Maybe we'll get a reality show. We need TLC to pick up cameras.
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Well, I think we could say unkind things.
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Oh, you're saying because Neo told us.
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Start rolling. Yeah. It would be a great show. I don't know how this works. Now, I'm obviously thinking about it like if I had four husbands.
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It sounds like a lot of cleaning and a lot of just chores.
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Oh, that's nice to kind of enter a polyamorous relationship where everybody serves a purpose. Like one is the maid, one is the chef, one is the butler. Oh, you know what? I mean, I guess it's just a staff.
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but that's the Robin effect. Like that's really, and that's when it becomes so toxic. And then when you start having children with multiple partners, it really gets complicated. So polyamory is all fun and games until we're reproducing. Honestly, I don't judge, but like I do a little, you know, and yeah, I don't envy, but you don't hear about sister husbands. Like you only hear about sister wives.
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Okay, I like where your head is at. I just don't know. I don't know if I can see these two, like, truly being compatible. Especially when you think about, like, his sordid relationship history. He seems like a really toxic boyfriend.
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And I need to start seeing more women in male dominated fields like polyamory and polygamy.
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Yeah, but you're saying like a throuple, but it's always multiple women. Yeah. Because I'm thinking about like I sometimes end up on like strange TikToks of like my husband's girlfriend. And it's always my husband's girlfriend. Like there's no my husband. It's not my wife's boyfriend.
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So I mean it's not for me. Different strokes for different folks. I... I've never been with multiple partners in my life. This is really crazy. But I did like how he really got up on his platform and supported all of his women tagging their Instagrams and like where to follow them.
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It's it's they could start like a little bit of like a kind of a business empire.
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Or lurd and traversing. I think they're all bad. Yeah, me too. I think we should get to the story.
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Yeah, I don't know where. I think we all just sort of assumed they were on vacation. I don't know where I thought they were, but it wasn't Utah. Although it does make sense, because when you think about this time of year.
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Oh, well, when you think about this time of year, like, where do cool people go? Like, they go to, like, Aspen. But it's so sceny and it's so small. Like, they wouldn't be able to really hide away there. And Utah is kind of famous for its, like, you can really go and hide there. Like, it's so big. It's so vast. It's not really sceny. But it's the same party vibes like Aspen, cold, cocoa. Yeah.
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Do you think they ski? I don't think that they do. Like, Taylor, first of all, is, like, her body's insured for, like, $11 million. You know, it's not. Yeah.
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It's not a smart business move. And Travis cannot be getting injured in the off season. That's like the dumbest thing you could do as an athlete.
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A tennis player could ski. Like that agility, hand-eye coordination. But big, tall.
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No, I know. But we're talking about basketball players, football players, hockey. They definitely do not ski.
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No, it's not really girly. You need to be really coordinated. And actually, when you're that big, you're not really capable of extreme coordination.
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Yeah, no. So I don't know what the hell they do in Utah. They definitely go snowmobiling. Cute. They probably just cuddle up and cook. Cozy vibes. Yeah.
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And this is like the first time, I feel like every time they leave a restaurant, no matter where they are, it's like thousands of people outside. But the video of them leaving, like it's literally the worst video ever. They're just like running into a white Range Rover. So it can be done if they want to live like a low profile kind of life.
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I don't know they have Sundance there like it's it can be fabulous.
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Where do you think they were before.
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Yeah, because all the places that like people, like everybody goes to St. Barts this time of year.
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It's the same as Aspen. Like it's so small. It's so scenic. You would know if they were there. It's like teaming with people. Yeah, they definitely go to someone's island, like a Richard Branson type of thing.
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Welcome back to The Toast and happy Tuesday. Hope everybody's having a parjalicious day. Hope some of you have made a parji loaf thus far this morning.
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Does that mean it's number three? No, it's number four. Oh, I really thought it was. Oh, it's number four. Yeah, I'm ready.
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Got- Lorelei Gilmore. Yeah. What were you going to say?
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She is from Gilmore Girls, but to me, she's from the pacifier.
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Oh, not her thinking. She's doing them a favor.
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say it again so they're in new york for the next while and then she got this job in ireland so she's in ireland with the baby like why is she talking about somebody else's family schedule are you crazy now this is obviously not done with bad intent you know because she loves this person but seriously may whitman is definitely so mad the
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For some people, I guess if you're following Parenthood or if you have followed Mae Whitman, which I haven't, but people do. They really like her. This is kind of like a Mindy Kaling. Who's the baby? And I guess, I don't know if we were meant to never know or just not know for a little while. But this is really bad. How do you apologize to somebody for this?
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Actually, in this situation, I know she's the villain, but I actually feel worse for her.
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So random. And It's like she's an older woman. So like older people just like slip things out, you know?
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And so you can't like yell at her.
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Somebody who watched like two seasons of Gilmore Girls and my biggest takeaway was that Lorelai was the fucking worst. This is such Lorelai behavior. Like, oh, sorry, like what? Like, I don't know. Like, I'm a single mom. Like, I don't know. Like, she's just like so like rattled and like just always like fucking shit up.
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I know, I know. But it's not our responsibility now.
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And Carlos Valdez could actually come up and like kiss me on the street and I still wouldn't know who he is.
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Again, I know very little about Mae Whitman. I just like know her face.
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Yeah. She's like the kid from grownups. They have the same face.
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Oh, that's her name in the show.
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Understood. And then do you also confuse her with Molly, maybe?
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That is like the most niche reference. I literally had no idea what you were talking about up until you said that.
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Jackie, May Whitman is who we're talking about. That's who this story is about. Are you okay?
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So I was right. She is from a festive element. She plays Anne, like George Michael's little girlfriend.
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Oh, she doesn't play maybe? She doesn't play maybe. Okay, okay.
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Yes, of course. Oh, that's Mae Whitman.
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She's kind of had an illustrious career.
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Oh, my God. I knew like literally category of news that I live for losers. Do you know what the story is? No.
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Who are like, I honestly don't know a lot about them, but they're like highly controversial.
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They're like toxic man, like rape is cool. Like they're really fucking crazy. They're like Romanian.
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And let's be real, the Tate brothers, nobody knows the other brother. It's Andrew Tate and his brother.
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I don't know, but what event were they at?
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Okay. It must be like some reference from their losery ass online persona that I don't know. And he got his ass eaten to him. Like people were like, are you fucking kidding me?
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Okay. So when that was the end of it, I was like, listen, you need to do better. But like, you're seriously like James. I don't know what we're looking for when it comes to like James Kennedy. Like these aren't like the smartest people. I was like, okay, you know what? Like I could see that being the reality. Sure. Go off King.
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Okay, I just want to say, like, this is so funny. It is the definition of loser on loser crime. And if that is the case, like, I bet James Kennedy, like, never thought, like, his little internet drama was going to make it back to the Tate brothers and they would be able to, like, directly refute his, you know, sequence of events.
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I watched a lot of it last night too. And did you feel – first of all, what did you think of Chet Hanks? He's the star.
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And this is so embarrassing for everyone, but, like, really for James. Yeah.
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Right, no, I don't care. This is so low stakes. Losers gonna lose, and you just love to watch them slinging mud at one another. I bet in no universe did James Kennedy think that this Bravo corner, because it wasn't widespread backlash. Ariana Maddox unfollowed him. It was very contained within the Bravo universe. Yeah. And I bet he never thought like it would make its way.
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And the Tate brothers themselves. So loser-y. All right, let's dive into Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment, where Jax and I try to help out the swirlies in need. And they are in need. So if you're ever thinking, like, oh, I'm in a pickle. I need to get advice for my two favorite swirlies. You actually can. Every Tuesday, we take three submissions.
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And if you want to write us in, go to deartoasters at gmail.com. That is the email that you can write to. Or head over to our website, thetoastpodcast.com. There's a little submission box. They're both totally anonymous. Okay, are you ready, kids?
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He's also jacked. He's jacked. He must have gone on roids for this, because he's always been a big guy, but he's never been meathead. He's huge. I don't know how he fits through the door.
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Which one was this? Okay. Ready? Ready. Are you ready?
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Hey, Jackson Turney, my PGM husband has decided to get braces. He had the initial consultation and the orthodontist gave him two options, real braces or Invisalign. Real braces are slightly more expensive. They will get his teeth almost 100% straight and they will be on for 18 months. Invisalign are cheaper. They will get his teeth about 80% straight and they'll be on for 12 months.
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Much to my dismay, he wants to go with the more effective option and get a full metal mouth. Obviously I'm leaning towards Invisalign. His justification is that he's married, he has no one to impress, and he doesn't really care what people say or think. My justification is that he's married.
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to me he has me to impress and all i care about is what people say and think to add to all of this we are very social people his sister's getting married next year we both have jobs that require a lot of face time with clients outside the office now if i really take a step back i do admire how confident he is but like can't we show the world our secure sense of self in a different way am i being vain naggy bitch or am i totally justified in pushing him towards invisalign help p.s i'm an og listener like first ever episode with the block desks i love you guys so much
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I just want to say I'm so with this girl. I'm sorry.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
It's actually an amazing point.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
No, I'm sorry. And I thought that people did the metal braces because they were cheaper.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Yes, of course. It'll be six hard months. Yeah. Yeah. I thought that's whatever I saw, like an adult with photo metal braces. I thought it was like the more economical and the more effective option.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Yes, for sure. And I posted this on my Instagram and I got a lot of feedback, people agreeing with me. Because when I first saw the show, I don't know what about it. Maybe it was like looks because it's not so much personality, but maybe the way they talk. He reminds me like a little bit like his character might have been loosely based off Travis Kelsey.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
But I do want to say to this girl.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Before I push you towards Invisalign, even though you're already there, I also need you to know Invisalign is not a perfect experience. Watching your partner slip them out of their mouth between meals is one of the most disgusting things on the planet.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Having seen a grown-ass adult take out their Invisalign, it's actually one of the most traumatizing things on the planet, so just be ready for that. It's obviously not nearly as bad as metal mouth, full brace face, but just know it's not perfect either.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Maybe he needs to see a therapist, not a dentist. Yeah. Okay, this one's actually serious, so we need to change our vibes.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Hello, ladies. This is a long one, so buckle up. Ten years ago, I had a sibling go to prison for sleeping with someone underage. He was a teacher. I was still in high school at the time. For about two years after that, I still supported him, and I attempted to maintain a relationship. Well, some more family drama went down about eight years ago, and I officially cut ties with him.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Since then, I've graduated college. I've gotten engaged and married. My parents, who have been divorced for 20 years, keep pushing me to forgive him and try to have a relationship again with him. Okay. Okay.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
And he went to jail for it. Yeah. But did she say jail? Yeah, prison. Yeah. So even two years after that, like, she maintained a relationship with him. She was, like, a young girl in high school.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
And then she stopped talking to him.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Well, you know what? I know what I recommend. Mm-hmm. Kathy Griffin went on the skinny confidential podcast a million years ago. And I saw a clip from it. She was talking about, she had a brother who was a pedophile and like how hard that was for her. Like he was like a full blown pedophile. It was like a big family secret. Um,
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
And you know her parents like were very like not forgiving but like open and wanting to help. And she was like very against it. And then he ended up taking his own life. It's a really crazy story. And I think there's probably a lesson there like how she dealt with it. Because she's coming from like a moral standpoint too.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
She's like yeah well he's my brother but I don't care like you're a pedophile.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
And he was like married at the time. I would listen to that podcast episode. That's my piece of advice.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
No, of course not. But like, if you have someone in your family who is a criminal, right? And there are different crimes. Like if I had someone in my family who was like a financial criminal, I wouldn't be upset. I would say, help me. Yeah. But like there are different crimes, right? Want to do my taxes? Please, sir.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
So I think that you're not the only person who's ever had a family member who's done something bad. Sometimes you can forgive. Sometimes you can't.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Oh, is his name Travis? I don't know anybody's name in the show. Oh, okay. That's interesting. Also, I saw an interview Chet did and he was like talking so glowingly about this project because they like totally let him be himself. They say the character is literally him.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I just want to say, like, if you never want to talk to your brother again, like, that's fine, too. Like, it's nice that your family's, like, all, like, rehabilitating him and stuff, but, like, that's not your job, and if you don't want to talk to him ever again, like, I support you, too.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
No, she said, no. I'm going back on my morals if I form a relationship with him.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Yes, yes. But I think what she was saying was, like, she was in high school, and so she had a brother who did something wrong, and she still, like, was his friend. And then maybe two years later, she had some sort of reckoning with this drama, and now she has, like, takes a moral stance against it.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Family. It's, it's very complicated. I would listen to Kathy Griffin, but this girl doesn't even have an inkling. Like she's decided she doesn't want to have a relationship with him, but it's like, how does she navigate her family? She now feels like an outsider, which is wrong because the pedophiles should feel like an outsider. Yeah. Not you. That sucks. Our third and final is such a departure.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I should have done that one last because we just need to rejigger. This one's so different, okay?
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Jackson Claude, help. I married into a family that thinks farts are funny. My mother-in-law farts around me somewhat regularly and it makes everyone in my husband's family laugh. Not me. It makes me sad and I literally can't find what they think is funny. What do I do? I don't want to seem like a giant bitch and not laugh at her farts, but I wasn't raised in a barn.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
How do you think I should handle this situation? I'm writing to you as I'm sitting next to my husband who's farting hot fire gas, cracking himself up. Please help. P.S. I just showed him this plea for help and he laughed, got up to go to bed, loudly farted, and then laughed himself back to the bedroom. Chivalry is dead.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I'm actually very comfortable. Like Ben farts in front of me. I fart in front of Ben. Like I don't care. But like that's a marriage. That's a sacred space. So like that story you told at the end is actually quite funny. The in-laws, no.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I mean, that's just like a really crazy thing to do.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
It's crazy joyful. Joyful, joyful, Lord, we adore you. At least they're like fun loving people.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Yeah. I mean, of all the things like your mother-in-law could do and say in front of you, it's really not a big deal.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Oh, don't send me anything. I don't have any devices today. My phone's in the other room.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
If you really care that much, then yes.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Okay. God, this is so stupid. I've never seen this before.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
being extra and I'm like I know this person I'm like is that Maria Sofia Estrada and I literally googled it and confirmed I very very recently watched again the Maria Sofia Estrada episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm which are some of the funniest and so I I knew it's like I didn't even need to look it up like I'm like oh it's Maria Sofia oh okay I had to look it up to confirm because I was like
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Yeah. Life isn't perfect. You're going to have to put up with random things. So if this is something you're putting up with, you're fine.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. Chaotic neutral. Farts go away. They don't leave like lasting damage.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Right. But the neutrality is that the smell goes away.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
If everything else is fine, which I assume like if you didn't write in that your mother-in-law wasn't also like a huge bitch, like you're fine.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Oh, so what are these people eating? Like, obviously, farting is super healthy and natural. But, like, you shouldn't be able to, A, do it on command, and, B, like, you can't get together for dinner without farting.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I'm worried about their gastrointestinals.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
If I really were looking for major concerns here, my concern would be like the diets and gastrointestinal issues of your in-laws.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Maybe it was just like God was with him in that moment, you know, or he has real issues. He might have like IBS.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
When I read this email for the first time, I was cracking up.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Yeah, no, and, like, I'm having fun. And I'm not even a part of his family. Yeah. Thank you to everyone who wrote into Dear Toasters. As always, just, like, a fab journey to be on. A joy. Except for the brother. Oh, yeah.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Like... I think when you're in that type of situation, like, you literally have nowhere else to turn.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Yeah. And I did check for an update from our Swirly's. excuse me, with the husbands who were sending nude photos of them and nothing.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
So you're saying I don't have to keep bringing it up.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I just want to let you guys know, I am checking. We know. Okay, I feel like the audience would be like, oh, Claudia's so lazy.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I would, but I really only check on Monday nights. That's our show, you guys. I have to blow my nose, so I'm not doing this whole long rigmarole. Love ya.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
What a horrible way to start the morning. I'm so sorry that you were trying on dresses.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
No, and I love that she has been tapped for like, she was so funny in Curb. She's really a very talented actress and she's relatively unknown. So like the fact that Mindy tapped her, like Mindy saw something in Maria Sofia.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Let me ask you a question because there was a couple of things I wanted to talk about before, but I don't want to step on the toes of any stories.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
So then I won't talk about my Kyle Juszczyk feelings because I have a lot that I want to share. But the last thing I want to share before we dive in is I watched last night Andrew Schultz's comedy special.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
And something happened to me that's never happened to me before in my life. I might even like cry talking about it now. I'm like so emotional. Jackie, I was hysterically crying.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
A comedy special? I've cried from laughing so hard. It was very emotional. So it's all about fertility. So he just had a baby, and he talks all about IUI, IVF, and fertility issues, which for him and his wife, he was the one who had some issues.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
issues and so what that was like for him and it was obviously funny you know like she isn't in a cup like but he talks about the whole journey like kind of the way we talk about it but hearing it from a man was like very funny and I like that he was really he talked about his wife I don't know anything about her but like so much respect like he literally loves his wife so much so he was like being funny like my dick my dick haha but like still with so much respect for his wife and it was just like really well done and then by the end of it
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
It's their journey to getting pregnant. So they do IUI, it doesn't work, they do IVF. It takes, but they're really unsure. And then she wakes up and she's like, oh my God, I had the worst dream that I had a miscarriage. And she goes to the bathroom and there's blood everywhere.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I also actually tried on dresses. We have a wedding coming up. My, sorry, sister-in-law, not Ben's sister, sister-in-law, she's getting married. And I have really put off getting dresses. And I got two yesterday. And they both worked. They both fit. And, like, I like them both. I don't even know which one to wear. And I want to shout out to a woman.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
So they go to the doctor, immediately rush to the hospital, and then he's like, and then my wife said that I could share this with you guys, and there's a big screen behind him, and they play this montage.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
First of all, he's filming when they do the ultrasound, and they hear the heartbeat, and they both start crying, and then it goes into this really beautiful montage of her C-section, and then the baby's first legere. Jackie, I was hysterically crying. It was so beautiful.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
he got so serious at the end. Cause he was like, I felt so bad that like my wife was going through all of this. And it was like my issue. It wasn't like her ovaries. It was like my thing. And he was like apologizing to her so profusely. And she was like, and he was like, she said something to me that I'll never forget. And it was like, it's not like your problem. It's our problem.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
And like, that's what we're going to do. And it was like, he loves his wife so much. He loves being a dad to hear that from a man who's like all like joke podcast, hot penis jizzing in a cup. The nurse was hot. Like it was so refreshing. It was so lovely. Like the whole, mantra of the special was like, he loves being a dad or he fucking loves his wife. He worships the ground she walks on.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Like you could still be funny and do that. Like it was such a good special. I was like cracking up and then I really was hysterically crying. Obviously, I'm like a little... I'm susceptible. You're a little emotional. I did. I cried about the Wi-Fi this morning. Just a little. Little bit hormonal. It was so good. Like, I... It was... Like, nobody's done anything like that before.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Like, it was a different take. Everybody does the same specials. Ha, funny story, my penis. But he... Really did something new, I was hysterically crying.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Yes, and he was cracking up because it's really relatable, like the whole journey of trying to conceive, yeah. Obviously their journey was different than ours and other people's, but the whole thing about how you think it's so easy to get pregnant, and he's been on the hair pill his whole life. And when he had low sperm count, they were like, it's probably because you're on the hair pill.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
He's like, you mean to tell me my whole life like I could have just like not been getting girls pregnant and had amazing hair like that's all I had to do. It was really relatable. It was very funny.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I assumed it was like minoxidil.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
So he's like, that's a life hack. You want to have great hair and get nobody pregnant? Like when you're 20s, take Probesia. It was really funny. So Ben loved it. I loved it. It was a great watch.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Yeah, sorry for spoiling the whole thing. But like I thought it was so inspired.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Yeah. It also, it kind of came out of nowhere. Yeah.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Like this deep sincerity. And I thought he was like about to make a joke and he didn't, which I liked. Like it was just, and to hear like one of those, like, you know, like stereotypical, like bro-y podcasters talk so glowingly about fatherhood and family. It was so lovely.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Yes, but they don't talk about it. Yeah. Even when he was talking about his wife's body, it was funny. He was like, you watch your wife get fingered. It's fucking weird. I'm sitting right here. It wasn't disrespectful, and it wasn't gross. Do you know what I mean?
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I don't know if it's a woman named Taler Marmo, which is a new brand that I found that makes, like, They're all like one size fits all caftans. And I know what you're thinking, like one size fits all, but like they're huge. I don't know what they look like on a thin person, but I wore it to the wedding that I went to in Miami. And I just was like, oh, this brand is fab.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
It was all positive, all in awe, with lots of reverence.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
With lots of love. With love, Andrew.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Everything I do, like I'm cooking dinner last night with love, Jax.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
By the way, it's so good to like constantly be sending things out into the world with love. You know?
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I saw that you were making salmon bowls. It kind of looked like you were making them with hate, like that it was a lot of work.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
You just reminded me. I took your advice today, this morning, actually.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
That's so fair. It's giving, like, you were right.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Yeah, which advice of all did you take?
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
You told me that I should do a What I Eat in the Day Patreon, and I started it this morning. People are genuinely so... They're curious about what other people eat, but for me, because of the ozempic of it all, I've always been asked to do a What I Eat in the Day, but honestly, it's so toxic. People are like, you should be... Shut up.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
But now, being pregnant, I feel like it's even more interesting, and honestly, the vlog's gonna be three hours long because all I do is eat. So I started it this morning... Spoiler alert, I won't tell you what I had for breakfast, but I'm doing a What I Eat in a Day. It's going to be for our Patreon.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Well, it's interesting because now that you know someone's going to be watching you eat, you're putting your best foot forward. And I'm really trying not to lie.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
You're not using the paper plates you're using.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
No, I did use a paper plate. But, like, I sat down and, like, I usually sit at my countertop. Like, I sat at the dining room table. I, like, laid out all my things. But I'm really trying to be, like, super authentic. I know people, like, lie or embellish. You know, they just make it a little bit healthier or a little bit more well-rounded. Like, I'm going to be as honest as I can be.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Let me get one for Maddie's wedding. Now she's pricey. So I bought one for final sale on, I think maybe like Farfetch. Like you really gotta, you gotta pillage the interwebs for something reasonably priced. But a life hack, if you're pregnant and you have to go to a wedding, Taller Marmo.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
But the inclination to just, like, spruce it up is so real.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Oh, well, yeah, but then you have to do it every day because I'm in the vlog and I'm like, oh, I'm eating an orange. And Ben's like, do you, I'm like, do you want a slice? He's like, no, I don't eat before noon. I'm like, oh, okay. I'm like, wait, not you lying. Like, yeah, you do. We go to breakfast, like, at the diner. Like, what the fuck are you talking about?
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
And he's like, no, I'm not lying. And then he was like, you lied when you said you have fruit every day with your breakfast. I'm like, no, I do have, like, a piece of fruit every day. Like, we are all ready. Like, now I feel like people are going to think I'm lying. I swear I'm not. I have fruit every morning.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
He's like, I don't eat before noon. Sometimes even one. What the hell are you talking about? Okay.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
He had already had like a coffee, his athletic green. So it's like, he's like doing stuff.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I don't want to start drama, obviously.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I just wanted you to know. No, I don't want to start drama. I'm not looking for, I'm not in like a drama era of my life.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
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The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah. So in sort of in my nesting journey, but also I was just being like, really, really, I've been craving a chocolate chip muffin for the last couple of days and I bought all the ingredients. So Jackie was like, you should vlog it. And I knew that if I vlogged it, I would have to make the muffins right. So it was almost like an impetus for me to get the muffins correct. It was so funny.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
And I guess if you were really paying attention, there was like a little bit of drama. Yeah. Because their podcast page had put out like a Congrats Eagles thing.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
No, I think his reasons are valid. The reason I personally as a human being, like my experience thinking it was weird is because like literally Travis is the co-host and the star of the show and he lost the Super Bowl. The other star slash co-host didn't even play.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
No, I get it. I get it. And let me just say, Jason's like a bigger man than me, obviously in a physical sense, but also because it's really nice that he's so happy for the Eagles. But like, I would be annoyed like the year I leave, we finally win.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I cooked them for me and Ben. The vlog is up on Patreon now. I don't want to spoil how the muffins turned out. So you'll just have to tune in to find out. But all that to say, I had one for breakfast this morning.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
So, first of all, it was giving the vibes like Travis is retiring. No?
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Can I say something? Like, safe space.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Even though I'm so not in the mood for like anybody to backlash me, but whatever.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Right. But I have to speak my truth. And that's kind of the line that I'm constantly walking. That is peaceful.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
So during the week leading up to the Super Bowl when there were all those press conferences and we were making fun of all the questions that he was being asked, a lot of the questions that were normal questions were about his family. What are they gonna wear? What is your mom gonna do? Is she gonna wear the Eagles split jersey? And Travis was like, you guys, no, I'm the only one playing.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
My family's rooting for me. And I thought the questions were really extreme and weird and I was kind of feeling justice for Travis.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
now and I understand like Kylie Kelsey is like so loyal to Philadelphia like she'll never wear another color ever like I get it that's your fucking family out on the field like maybe I can't relate because I don't feel that way about any particular sports team but like we're I just want to say we're bordering on disrespectful like you can have respect for your team Jason and respect from your hometown but like your family is like out here trying to accomplish something great and the fact that like it's even a question like people are doubting who they're rooting for like
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I don't know. I just, I know this is going to sound really crazy. I feel like they could have been a little bit more supportive.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
And Donna, by the way, wore all red. And the question when he, when, when he was asked if his mom's going to wear the same split Jersey Eagles chiefs, he was like, why?
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
But I just feel like there was like a lot of doubt in people's minds, especially for like Jason and Kylie and just like the family in general. Like, what are they going to do? They love the Eagles. It's like, they love the Eagles when Jason was playing there, but he's not.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. And I'm like kind of loving this new show. The Barefoot Contourney.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah. It kind of sounds like Spanish. Like I'm Barefoot Contourney. Right.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
No, I just, I'm trying to put myself in Travis's spot and like, I'm mad.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah. I didn't get enough support. Yeah. Like I understand that we'll never understand. And I do, I get what he's saying, but I just feel like the whole time while we, before we knew who won, like there's just been this like underlying weirdness about like who they're going to root for when at the end of the day, like, yeah, we could talk about it, but you're obviously rooting for your family.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I didn't feel like they led with that enough. This is a hot take for the day.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Wait, I think I should record Toast... Theme song. Theme song today because that was pretty parge. Dial up Curtis, the producer. Get him on the drum. Because if you play like you ain't worthy, you can call me Mrs. Taylor Purdy. The only thing is that the theme song, it's actually a little out of my range. It was pretty high key. High pitch, excuse me.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
So dirty. During the Super Bowl, I was actually just humming that song. And Ben was like, is that a real song? And I was like, yeah. And you played a prank, of course.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I'm the Barefoot Contourney. It was honestly like, I thought it was maybe going to be like a one-off vlog, but then Jackie came up with this fabulous series and it's giving quarterly installment.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I played a prank. No, I didn't even play for him. I was just like... Because I think he was really believing me because I kept coming up with new lyrics. Right, right. And I stopped at the Purdy one because that he would know it was a joke. I was like, I'm so glad my Travi made it to the big game. He was like, is that a real song? I'm like, what do you mean? Yeah.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
One step closer to Kelsey being my last name. He was like, no way. And then I kept coming up. If you play like you ain't worthy. He was like, wow. And so I let it sit for a couple of minutes. And then I told him it was a joke.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Because I don't want him walking out into the world like an idiot, you know? But you should have. I can have my fun, but I can't take it too far.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I recorded, I forgot to share on Friday after the toast. I took Jackie's recording session because she was sick. So I laid down my vocals first, which our producer said was probably better. And I did the first take and he was like, well, we've got it. We'll just do a couple of more for safety. But like you kind of crushed it, Turd. That's what he said. Did he say, Claudia, that's beautiful?
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Pretty much, yeah. So we now have a version of just my vocals. We're going to wait. Obviously, we're going to overlay Jackie's, but I'll hold that version very near and dear to my heart.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
This is amazing. Like this is to be on the cover of Vogue is actually such a crazy thing. You know, when you think of all the famous people in the world who haven't been on it, it's like a real special tier. It couldn't be happening at a better time for her. She just snatched up a couple of Grammys.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
People are loving it. They're saying I'm the most amazing chef. I'm literally made for the Food Network. I think BSC should watch his fucking back.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
she looked absolutely gorgeous and I feel like Vogue is always trying to like do something like edgy and whatever but they really stuck with her aesthetic very on brand very Marilyn Monroe feathery feminine it was beautiful I was shocked I wasn't expecting this I I would have thought that Vogue thought they were like it was too soon for Sabrina you know they're never on the cutting edge they're always a little late to the trends yeah I was so happy for her like
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
What did she say? She said that when she- Do you have a Google alert for skin by Sabrina Carpenter?
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I want to say something about the whole song and I agree with you. Like skin is a good song. It's not, it didn't shake the world up, but it's a good song. Lyrically melodically. But I, I do think though, and I don't, I'm not, I don't have any regrets about how everything shook out for both of the girls. Like they're really both killing it.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
but I do wonder like how this whole saga would have shaken out. If the song that Sabrina released in response to all the drama wasn't skin, it was all because I liked a boy, which is another song of hers that directly addresses the drama, but it's much more popular than skin. Um,
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
And it was one of the couple of songs from that previous album that launched her into the short and sweet era that people really liked. It's a really good song and it's very directly addressing. I got death threats, death threats filling up semi trucks. Tell me who I am because I don't have a choice. All because I like to boy. And all of this for what?
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
when everything went down, we'd already broken up. Like so good, so direct. And like, I think it might've, I'm not mad about having anything shake out. She just won Grammys. Like maybe she would have released that song and then gone nowhere. But I do wonder, like, I would love to see an alternate universe. Like what would have happened if she did that? And the song wasn't written yet, but.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Now, I have to be honest. I gave one to our dog walker because I had so many. So let's say I had 11.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
If she had it in the arsenal and just chose skin. Yeah.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah, I was getting like, oh, you're jealous of me? You should be, I'm sucking his dick.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
That's actually a really good point. I didn't realize. But maybe the world's whatever. That's so you. By the way, like the reason why you love skin is because like the message was very like not victim-y and not like steamrolled. Just like, yeah, I stole your man. What are you going to do about it? And I'm loving every minute.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
And now knowing from that other song, when everything went down, we'd already broken up. So she wasn't even with this guy. So she didn't even like feel the need to defend him. She still wanted to lead with like, yeah, jealous.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
No, no, no, no. They're chocolate, Jackie. I had 11 muffins, okay? As of this morning... There were three left. And Ben, we tried to do the math last night. It was like hard because we were like picking at them. Ben ate about in one day, seven muffins. And this is also a person who actually just started Manjaro the week before. So it's kind of.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
But everything worked out in the way that it was meant to.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
But until Espresso, like Sabrina had been like, she had taken like a big L on the situation. Nonsense. Yes, nonsense. But- Up until that, there was like a long period of time where Olivia then went on to like worldwide success. And Sabrina was left in the dust. Doing like small shows. And she was able to really climb her way out of that, which makes her whole journey even more impressive.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
And I think that's why we love her so much. We love a phoenix who rises from the ashes. But for a brief period in time when we didn't know it was going to go that way, like it was kind of sad.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
And I'm sorry, I will never stop talking about these two. It's annoying to bring up Olivia every time we talk about Sabrina. I'm sorry, I can't. Although I do want to say, I think this massive success has healed Sabrina. Because we always say, if that was me, I'm never forgiving. Sabrina doesn't bring it up. She doesn't talk about it. And they were seen hugging at the Grammys.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I actually think getting all this success and recognition made the whole situation kind of worth it.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I stay, I'm, I'm still at the restaurant. Like desk collecting on her pinned up hair. I would, her hair is always pinned up. Right. That's about her. I would, You know how they always say, like, you know, if you could be, like, I would love to have been a fly on the wall in the Solange elevator, right? I would love to have an off-the-record, like, truly open and honest conversation.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I would never tell anybody what she said, just, like, for my own personal curiosity, with Sabrina Carpenter about that whole saga.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Oh. Oh. Yeah. Oh, no. That's not even, like, top five. Actually, it might be top five. Yeah. But who's number one? But I don't know. Do I only get to cover one subject or like their entire career? Like Taylor.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah. Okay. I don't even know what I would want to ask Taylor. I would definitely want to ask her about like the Karlie Kloss of it all. I would definitely want to ask her. She actually has, like, a lot of mysterious corners of her life.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Because she's not, like, the type of celebrity who shares.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Hayley. I want to know what happened with Hayley. Hayley. Also Zendaya. Like, we all forget because Zendaya went on to do, like, massive things. But she was a member of that girl squad for a brief moment.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
What number? Oh, yeah. Sorry. Number three.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
In bigger news, Turdi Asher finally understands why people find him attractive. For the first time, I'm like, oh, that's a good looking man.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Watch now, he can't get any girls. He looks like he's put on a little bit of weight too.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
It was kind of a test of the efficacy of Manjaro in which it failed.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I think the fact that he did a topless photo shoot to show us his progress and all the change that he's made, I think it's really smart. I don't know why I'm so shocked that it's Reformation. Not only did I not know they did menswear, but I thought it would have been Calvin Klein. For something of Pete's caliber, I didn't realize Reformation had money like that. Honestly.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah, no. And you know, all of their dresses are made from like, you know, dirty diapers.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
True, true. I don't know. Like if I was Pete, I just would have wanted a little more for my comeback photo shoot. Not that there's anything wrong with Reformation, but it's not like designer. I think Calvin Klein would have been. And I think he's done Calvin Klein before. Or Skims. or skims?
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
He basically did. I don't get any. I had one and a half and then I had another one this morning. So we have two left.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Oh, she's so crazy for that. Honestly, like that's nuts. And like, she does do too much.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
did it also sound like one syllable? Like you could tell based how long the bleep was.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Or it was like a nobody like Dave, you know, someone we don't know.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
There's nothing wrong with tattoos, but it's a huge commitment. I think a lot of people get them done on a whim. They regret them. And he didn't choose. He didn't keep any. Not even Kim as my lawyer. Not the kids names. That was really weird.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Exactly. Like the first time you have an inkling for a tattoo, make note of it. Don't run to the store. Just jot it down. And then if you keep thinking about it two, three, four times, then you know that you really want it. But if you never think about it again, thank God you didn't get it.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah. In the words of Kim Kardashian, would you put a bumper sticker on a Bentley? Is that her quote? I don't know if she coined it, but she popularized it in that scene from like OG Keeping Up. Got it. Oh, no, I'm sorry. She said it on Letterman. I think he was asking them if they have tattoos. Do any of them have tattoos? They're not like a tattoo family.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Except maybe they get like those little ones on their fingers that like celebrities love. Yeah.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
But remember she got Lamar's initials on her finger? I also feel like I could see her having, like, a cross on her ankle.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
No, I don't think he really cares more about like even having competition in terms of in the kitchen because Ben is going to be a better cook than me till the day I die. I could practice every day for the rest of my life. I think it's more so about like having like another culinary creator.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
People forget, like, Chloe went to prison for a couple of hours. Like, she's a real one, okay? Yeah.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah. Do you think Chloe actually did go to prison that day or like for the cameras? Because they said she got let out the same day because of overcrowding.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Like you think she was in the facility? Yeah. Yeah. That's really crazy.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Let me just say, I'm kind of like a Lisa Rinna hater, even though I'm kind of reformed. I hated her character on the show, but I understand that she was a necessary sort of evil. And I do feel like she has all this momentum and fame and public interest that got kind of stifled from leaving the show, because we never got another outlet for it, right?
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
And so I think there's actually, I think this is a fabulous idea. Even though, like, I don't know if I'm the target demo for it, people also just love her husband. It's really so crazy. I forget what I was watching. Oh, when we were watching Desperate Housewives, I was explaining to Ben, like, how none of these people were really famous before the show. The show made them all famous.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Except Nicolette Sheridan was very much like Hollywood royalty. She was married to Harry Hamlin. And it just reminded me that, like, he's literally so Hollywood. And he's also, like, an older gentleman, so he's, like, a little old Hollywood, too, you know?
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
No, that's not why podcasts were created, right? They're like this sort of renegade medium, like outside of mainstream. So that's why so many of the most popular podcasts are people with like crazy hot takes like Joe Rogan or like, you know, Tucker Carlson's podcast is huge. When you're kind of like a fringe, that's what the medium was created for.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
So if you're like out here just being like, hot dogs aren't sandwiches. Like that's not why people go to podcasts.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah. And I was just kind of thinking because like baking muffins is such like a comfort creator thing to do. Right. Like your favorite YouTubers just like make muffins. But there was absolutely nothing comforting about my video. Like it was just we were on edge. It was really chaotic. So I was kind of giving like some people are comfort creators and I realized I'm a chaos creator.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Same, although I do wonder if it's gonna be a guest-based show. Because while I think that she could pull great guests, she knows a lot of people, him too. That's where podcasting becomes weird when like a really talented person, a really interesting person is a host and then is forced to interview other people and more so listen than talk.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
And I actually don't think Lisa Rinna would be a good interviewer. That's my only concern. But if it's just them two going back and forth, talking about like different relationship things, parenting, celebrity, working in the industry, like that's interesting for sure.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
They should also have their girls on. Their girls are wildly interesting and also are always making waves.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Especially that Amelia. She's like in some drama with the Gabrielle of it all. Do you know?
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Well, so that's the thing. Gabrielle, who's Maddie Healy's fiance, who's like this very creative, like different, you know. Amelia, a couple of years ago, like started to shift her look from like what we knew, very normal looking, all American commercial vibes to very high fashion, slicked back, bleached eyebrows, gap tooth. And she started to really look like- No, but Gabrielle has a gap.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Like, that's the vibe I'm saying. Like, unconventional beauty.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
No, she didn't drill a gap in her teeth. My bad. And a lot of people started to pick up on the similarities in the look she ended up creating with Gabrielle and then a lot of, like, their mannerisms. So it's kind of an ongoing internet theory is the Gabrielle versus Amelia of it all. So, like, take it to the podcast, Amelia. Let's hear about it.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
No, it's kind of like the chicken and the egg. Who came first, Paige Lorenz or the other girl?
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
meg no and the the bank the no she's not a marchioness what is she her husband is a a marquis a marquee what's a marquee but she you know the march she's a bank or something yeah a bath yeah a bath yeah bank um yeah who came first the marchioness or megan who came first pager morgues who came first jc or kendall who came first gabriette or amelia that one's pretty well documented right and it's gabriette most of them it's a question i don't think
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah, and I think for like the tennis girls, it was all like happening at the same time. So we were like, wait, who came first? But if you go back, I think it's Paige.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah, it's well documented. Yeah, just gotta find out. And this is, it's like all of these is someone's Roman Empire. Like, you know, people are like obsessed with these like random, like dual lives. Yeah, so funny. For me, like I don't particularly care. It's more so like, Yeah, no, this is not my Roman Empire. So I'm just, I'm having fun. I'm along for the ride. Yeah.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I think that's really, I think it's fabulous, honestly. I usually like roll my eyes a little bit when people like enter the podcasting space who do other things. But maybe it's because I liked the title a lot. Yeah. But I actually think this is great.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
It's a very particular type of stuff. Just because you're like super famous, everybody loves you, doesn't mean you're going to be a good podcaster. Who had more eyes on her than Meghan Markle?
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Was not made for podcasting. It's such a weird niche thing. And even the most popular podcasters are like freaks randoms you've never heard of. Right. And they're not the biggest.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
A lot of the most famous people in America like star podcasts. And seriously, the culture remains unchanged.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Except let me tell you, baking, and it took a long time because I was being really thorough, my back will never recover. I almost pulled up a bar stool to finish cooking. My back was killing me.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
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The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
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The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
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The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
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The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
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The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
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The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
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The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
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The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
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The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
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The Toast
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Now I understand like in my big fat Greek wedding, when she's always like sitting at a bar stool by the kitchen sink, peeling potatoes, especially potatoes hovering over a kitchen garbage. It's backbreaking work.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
It does. But also when you think about all the different brands amongst the Bachelor franchise. You have the main Bachelor, the Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise, and the Golden Bachelorette now. And then Golden Bachelorette. Right, Bachelor and Bachelorette. I do feel like the female-led ones are probably the lowest rated because it's more fun to have all the girls fighting over a guy.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Girls bring the drama. Girls make it more interesting. 25 girls and one guy. That I'd probably rather watch, get to know all these funny, crazy, quirky girls, than 25 guys and one girl. That's boring.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah, it's a get a job. So I could see like the golden bachelorette or the bachelorette being the first to go. I don't I know they're trying to make it seem like this is all good. I don't think this is a good sign for a franchise that in my mind has been dying for years.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
yeah it's still you can't just have the bachelor no but i think people really like bachelor in paradise i think it's still decently rated compared to like other cable shows but we compare it to like what it once was so i don't know if it's like a huge flop or a failure i don't think it loses money for the network but they really need to just shake it up it's like the same format the same dates the same thing like all the time when dating shows are you hearing about montoya
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
It's actually, it's a Spanish show. So I don't know the name of the show.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah, they have like reality shows. Oh my God.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
it's okay it's a it's temptation island which is a u.s show but it's temptation island spain okay and so a couple of clips from the show it's just like a reality show where they put a bunch of singles you know and actually i think they're couples and it's temptation island because you like you you watch your partner go into a house and watch them on a tv to see if they're going to cheat on you very casa amor vibes
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Okay. Um, and there's this couple, the guy's name is Montoya and his girlfriend is like majorly stepping out and he's forced to watch it. Like literally watching her have sex and like two separate, she had sex with two different people.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Um, and he's like on this, you know, you know, they sit on like a wooden log in the middle of the woods forced to watch on a TV and he's having a fucking breakdown. Like he can't, it's very normal reaction actually for somebody you love. The clips went so viral. Um, And whatever, that's irrelevant.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I was also waiting to post the vlog to see like people telling me like, you did this wrong, you know? And for the most part, nobody said that, although there is a conspiracy theory, because I was having a really hard time telling apart like which was the flour, which was the salt, which was the sugar, because I put them all in these stupid like aesthetic containers and I didn't label them.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
But what I'm saying is like when you think about the landscape of dating shows right now, like Netflix crushes it. They had like Too Hot to Handle, Love is Blind. Love Island. Love Island. Everybody's sort of stepping their pussies up based off of a concept that The Bachelor created. And they never evolved. Like it's the same thing.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
three-hour telecast with the same dates, the same concept, the same everything. The biggest thing they ever did was when they did Bachelor in Paradise. And even that compared to, like, Love Island, it's stale. It's old. It's boring.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Their focus on The Bachelor is selling as many commercials as they can. So if you're going to commit to watching an episode, you have to watch three hours. Plus, after the rose, women tell all. They're really exploiting people's time. That's why I personally stopped watching it. I was like, how many hours do I have to watch just to see who wins? It's not fun anymore.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah, it's just, they really can't compete. Like Netflix, like Love is Blind, first of all, no commercials. And it's so good. Like even when it's bad.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I just think it's like a helpful way of like making television. I don't know.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I didn't move. That's actually really true. I don't know.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Why are you putting in blocks for commercial breaks? I'm still sitting in the exact same spot I was when I heard. I didn't move. And I remember what she said five seconds ago. Right. They do do that. Maybe it's like just like this trend in editing. They can't stop. It's taking a while to shake. No one told them like we can stop. They don't have to do it. Yeah, they do do that. I don't know.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
That's a good point. So I feel like they can tell us all they want that this is not like a sign of the times, but I think it is. Yeah, I think so too. They just don't want to scare people.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
It's Tuesday, which means it's Dear Toasters. Our weekly advice segment where Jackie and I do our best to help the girlies in need. So if you've ever found yourself in a predicament and you've wanted Jackie and I's advice, which is totally understandable. We are geniuses. You can get it. Email us, deartoasters at gmail.com or just go to our website, thetoastpodcast.com.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
scroll down, there's a little submission box. Both methods are, they're going to the same place, you have just as good of a chance of getting on the show, and they're both anonymous, so don't worry. Are you ready? Actually, I'm gonna give you a little bit of a choice today, because I had four submissions that I really, really liked. But I'll do my favorite first, ready?
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
So I knew the flour, like the flour is so easy because it's like, but the sugar and the salt, I was like, I don't know, they're really like giving such similar energy. And then somebody made the amazing point that I might have actually, instead of sugar, used protein powder. A couple of people, that's like a running theory amongst the community.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Dear Jackie and Claudia, I've got this amazing boyfriend. He's literally perfect, except for one tiny detail. He's blind. Now here's the twist, because he can't see. He'll sometimes ask me how much I weigh, and it sends my insecurity levels through the roof. Like, how am I supposed to respond to that? On one hand, I want to be honest, because, well, honesty is the best policy.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
But on the other hand, I'm terrified of him judging me, even though he can't see me. Do I lie and keep the peace, or just tell him no and dodge the question altogether? It's also confusing when your boyfriend can't see you, but somehow still manages to see right through you. Am I an awful person for even asking this? Love ya. Bye.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
No, here's the thing. I want to help this blind man. I think it's important that we all- You want to help him see. I just want to help him, whatever he needs. I'm watching the season where Carlos is blind on Desperate Housewives right now. And the way the community really just gets, they get him a job and they're always helping him out. It's beautiful. Being blind, I can't even imagine.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
It seriously sounds like the hardest thing on the planet. So I want to help this man. But I just feel like he actually doesn't need to know that. You can really, based on- Feel, touch. You can know what your partner looks like. Literally, why does it matter? I don't know. Carlos would never. Because Gabby was saying, when Carlos is blind, it's also when they're poor and then they have kids.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
And Gabby, she's not her glam self anymore. She puts on weight. She looks like a mom. Not that that's bad. But she's not a glamazon model anymore. And she says, Carlos, I'm embarrassed. Even though you can't see me, I don't love the way that I look anymore. I put on weight. Carlos would never ask this question. You know what I mean? He loved Gabby so unconditionally.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I just think based on my limited knowledge of the blind community, which is limited, I feel like they really learn things by touch, not by numbers. I think he might have ulterior motives for asking the question.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
And of course, if you do end up telling him, it's minus 15. Yeah, I was going to say, you have at least a 10-pound grace period. 10 to 15 max, okay? Yeah.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I know, because they did taste like a little healthy. In which case, then I made sugar-free muffins.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
It's Will Ferrell. Is it Anchorman? Did you hear me? I'm blind. We have Ben say that all the time. I have no idea. That's so funny. I forgot about that. What's it from? Row One. What is that? I've never even seen that movie. Star Wars?
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
It's Will Ferrell. He's standing in the ocean saying it. It's Anchorman 2. Anchorman 2, yeah. He loses his vision and then he makes it everyone's problem. He's standing in the ocean, did you hear me? I'm blind.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I know, I know, I know. And this is my Dear Toaster's toxic trait where I want to see the partner, especially the man in the relationship, is always being the villain or gay. So yeah, I'm projecting here.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Right, like we're at a cliff, like important information. Right, so like give him the benefit of the doubt. All right, next up, we've got a little weird mother behavior. Hey, Jackson Turdy, a text from my boyfriend of one year's mom. She's typed that really weird. So she has a boyfriend of one year. And a text popped up on his phone from his mom and he was sleeping.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
You know, a couple of months ago, like right, not right after, but after I found out I was pregnant before I could tell people, I was like feeling like doing projects around the house. Like I was really feeling like I need to make my home. Nasty. Misty Lou. And one of the things I did, and this was months ago, was me and Ben went to Bloomingdale's. We bought all new pots and pans, new knives.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
So she opened it and began scrolling through the messages, which is really crazy. And she found texts. Looking for trouble. I find texts from her to him talking very intimately about our sex life. Things like me coming, how enjoyable it is for a man to see a woman climax, me being less experienced than him, and so much more. I am so upset, and I haven't said anything to him about it yet.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I feel so uncomfortable. I fear the next time I see her, I'm not one who talks openly about sex or very freely, but maybe with friends, definitely not with my mom. The whole thing has really given me such a pit. So there's like a lot of layers here.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Like obviously it's the betrayal of like something intimate between you two, but also like we need to talk about like the mental illness that is like talking about climaxing with your mother. Like I know, and first of all, it's different when it's a son and his mom, but I think even like girls who tell their mom like things about sex is less weird, but they don't even go into this much detail.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Like this is really fucking like serial killer ass behavior. I... I don't know what I would be, like, I feel you. Like, what are you more angry about? The betrayal? Or are we concerned? Like, I'm concerned, actually. That's bothering me more.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Okay. So it's literally the episode of Sex and the City where Carrie's dating that writer who prematurely ejaculates. I think he's played by Justin Theroux and he comes from like this really like big family of intellects. And the dad is a professor at Yale or no Columbia. And the mom is this, um, I think she's like a sex therapist type of thing.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
So she knows about the son's premature ejaculation and she like wants to talk about it with Carrie and Carrie's like, no, it's less weird. Cause she is this like very like, you know, but I do think the toaster would have written in if there was even a remote pertinence to this woman's line of work. Like, let's just say she works in sales. Okay.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
We really wanted the kitchen to be party. We cleaned out all the cabinets. And one of the things I did was buy those, you know.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Well, also the problem is when you go snooping, how to get this stuff brought up. How can you bring it up to him?
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
That's tough. But also, I'm glad you snooped. Usually, like, snooping, you're going to find information you don't want. And while, like, you didn't want to know this, this really isn't something that can go on forever. It's really fucking weird. And honestly, this is something that would just, like, give me the ick to a person. Like, I don't care how p-jum your boyfriend is.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Like, you're talking about orgasming with your mom. Like, ew, you're ugly to me now. You know what I mean?
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Oxo containers. And I just put, I don't even remember what I put in there. And I didn't label it. So it's entirely possible I made like either salt muffins, protein powder muffins, or sugar muffins. I don't know.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
That's really sweet, but it is a big deal. So let's give her some actual advice. You have to bring it up to him and just say, I don't know if you can just admit to snooping.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah. You'll have to come up with a creative way to bring it up that doesn't make you look crazy because you have to protect your own interests here. But he should absolutely know that you're just not comfortable. Like you don't like judge and shame him for talking about this with his mom. That's like a problem for another time. But he does need to actively stop doing that like today. Yeah.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
So I would say, listen, I'm not comfortable with that. Talk to your friends. Literally talk to a therapist. Talk to anyone. Please don't talk to your mother.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
And I want to know, why do you need to talk about your sex life with anyone other than the person you're having sex with?
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Why do you need to keep people abreast as to what's going on in your bedroom when you just have a girlfriend? Yeah. It's not like you're seeing a bunch of people. What's going on?
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Oh, that's actually very good advice.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Okay, our third and final Dear Toasters is a Dear Toasters collab with NBW, Naggy Bitch Wife, okay? Hey, Swirlies, love you guys. Listening to the toast makes my commute one of the best parts of my day, so thank you. Oh, that was so sweet. I wasn't expecting to get choked up at Dear Toasters. I'm ready to settle a debate with my husband.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
We've been married for four years and he has a really disgusting habit. I've convinced him to stop as far as I know since it gave me a serious ick, not to mention it was really unsanitary. My husband likes to pee in the bathroom sink, the same sink where we brush our teeth, at least I do.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
and where I wash my face the toilet is no more than three or four steps away from the sink we do not have his or her sinks it's just one singular bathroom sink and he insists that all men do it out of convenience quote I told him there's no way that all men do this and that I was gonna have to write into your toasters to settle this once and for all is this normal have you witnessed your husbands do this absolutely not I've never seen this I've never heard of this
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I have, but it's extenuating circumstances. Like if me and Ben, back in our old apartment, when we had one bathroom, I mean, we both like really had to pee. Of course I get to go first. Ben, like maybe once or twice peed in the sink. He's gonna kill me for saying that.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
No, no. To do it, to opt for the sink- instead of the toilet. No, all men don't do that. It's an emergency thing. I think it's not completely unheard of, I have to tell you. Men definitely do this, but I don't think they use the sink as a toilet all the time. Like as a rule.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
It's Tuesday. I meant to tell you. You know we have dear toasters today. I know. They're really good. We're kind of wearing like complimentary outfits. Not complimentary. What's the word? Like I should be wearing your outfit and you should be wearing mine.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
that only you have the key to and he can go do that in a different sink in a public bathroom not the kitchen um yeah no by the way you're 100 right in asking him but like i don't i don't want to indulge him at all but he isn't wrong like i i do think people do this because i think in the mind of like a really sort of like a small brain man it's like it's all going to the same place
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Facts. Facts. Although like when I was like testing my urine a lot for like ovulation or like pregnancy tests and you would like put it in a cup. What do you do with the pee? Pour it back in the toilet. Yeah, I guess that's like a much smarter way. I was pouring it down the sink.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I also want to share something that I did. Like, I need to unburden myself. Okay. There were a couple of times where like I woke up first and it has to be your first pee in the morning. Right. So where I woke up first thing in the morning and I didn't have a cup. Usually I would like leave a red solo cup and I would like rinse it and wash it and use it every day, which is like probably gross.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
But either like the cup got thrown out or it wasn't there. And I like was in I was like literally about to pee and I couldn't get up off the toilet. I needed something to pee in. So I used, you know, the really big hairspray. I have, it's like the red one, big, sexy hair and the big red, the big black top lid. I use the lid as a cup. I just needed to, I needed to unburden myself.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
And by the way, I rinsed it and then put it back on my hairspray. I did.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah, no, I'm not, and I'm pretty sure it's the same bottle of hairspray I'm still actively using, so. Power G. Power G, put them in STEM. I needed to unburden myself. So maybe that's why I'm a little bit more sympathetic and understanding to this man. But I just, I want to say like, I back the toaster here. Like he should not be doing this. I back the toaster.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
So true. Because you're not washing your face in the toilet. Right. That's Dear Toasters. Thank you to everyone who wrote in. To the girl who had that crazy story about her man taking new photos of her and her friends and putting it in the group chat. We haven't heard from you. Stop.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Sorry. We haven't heard from you. No pressure. If you never want to write in again, you don't have to. I'm sorry that you went through that. We would love to hear from you, obviously. I just want to let you know I think of you often and I'm wishing you well.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Thank you so much for listening to the Toast the Monday Morning Show. We're going to do the Fast Five Stories you need to have every Monday, Friday, and YouTube. So if you're watching this on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe. Jackie, you're going like this. You need to be straight.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Oh my God. I was actually thinking this morning about Jersey Shore as a concept because Ben weirdly came in and was like, G-G-G-G-G-G-G unit. And I was like, What are you talking about? Then we just went down a rabbit hole of that band that 50 Cent was a part of. But when I think of G-Unit, I think of Unit.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Isn't it just one of those days where you're feeling extreme gratitude for your health? Like little things you used to take for granted, just like breathing through your nose.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
And I think of that guy from Jersey Shore who was Mike's friend and kept, and Snooki didn't want him to come because he knew Snooki's big bad secret. Oh, and I feel like as a culture, we don't talk enough about that conspiracy theory that Mike had started, that him and Snooki slept together while she was with Gianni. He was telling the truth.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
probably but that's none of our business 100 100 but like she was like we wrote for her so america wrote for her so hard that like we didn't care about the validity of the statement and i don't even remember this time but you telling it to me now it's like i don't care if they did or they didn't it's not about like mike being a liar it's about mike being a shit starter yeah no he like tortured her with it like over two years with like whispered in her ear and like just like threatened to release the tapes there weren't tapes you know what i mean um
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
And Unit was there. Remember, that was like Mike's friend who like really knew the truth. I was just thinking about that this morning. Those are the days.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Sometimes you just walk into your house a different person and you're no longer Jackie, you're Sarah.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Oh, and you have to know, when Jackie was in college, of course you still use fashion to express yourself, but you were really... You were really like into kawaii fashion, bright colors, like very out there. Yeah. No, every day. Big, huge, chunky platforms.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
You guys can't even picture it. You can't even picture the stuff, Jackie. You should do like a little collage on your Instagram story today of some of the crazy, wacky outfits that you used to wear in college. It was a form of self-expression and you looked super cute. But so the joke was even funnier because you were such a crazy dresser.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
No, we really take for granted, like, just feeling decent.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
That's funny. I didn't know that you had like a little joke with your friends. Wow.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah. Oh, that's so funny. What was I going to say? We have tear toasters. What are the stories like today?
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Everyone's loving our Super Bowl recap. They said, we love it so much. This is the best, most amazing thing we've ever heard.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
No, it's so fun to really all be talking about the same thing.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Wait, we were getting lots of Eagles hate yesterday being like, you guys can't even. And. What did we say?
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Did we not? I even said I thought that they were only winning against the Commanders because they were playing like a team of deaf, dumb, and blind. But it turns out they're actually a skilled team. I didn't understand where the hate was coming from.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I'm not going to say the entire chief season was like a hoodwink scam. Like that's rude. They like, they literally were almost undefeated. So I'm not saying that, but I'm saying like, good job to the Eagles. They played better and they won. They were the better team. I said that yesterday and I was like, I've seen, Oh my God. Like the girls took so dumb about the Eagles.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Like we were on your side and people be like, I can't believe they were rooting. I wasn't even rooting for any team in particular. Yeah. I was like, are we watching the same episode of the toast?
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Like seriously, leave me out of your drama. Go to therapy.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
We've been really good about our chip. Do you agree?
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I feel like we actually haven't even talked about our chip in this new studio.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Jackie and I just have like a chip on our shoulder about like our whole career. Who doesn't, by the way?
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah, no, we just feel like we work really hard. We get so much hate.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
We get so overlooked. We are constantly being overlooked. And we have a chip about it and it comes up sometimes. Sometimes it also is a chip that comes in the shape of Kelly Clarkson. It's a Kelly Clarkson sized chip because she hasn't come on the toast.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Nobody was more overlooked. Nobody was more kind of sidelined by the industry. You know who else I feel has a chip? And rightfully so because she does not even get half the credit she deserves for her talent.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I feel like you know what I'm going to say. Come on.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah. And she's actually been on this show somewhat recently. She's our queen. We're always saying how she's like, Kiki Palmer definitely has a chip on her shoulder and she, and she should because the industry and she gets a lot of opportunities, but it's not enough for her level of talent.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Like remember when Tiffany Haddish had this huge moment, like she was in a movie and then like it literally spiraled her entire career off of this one. Where's that moment for Kiki Palmer? It hasn't happened yet.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Speaking of cooking, just quick segue, I spent all day in the kitchen yesterday making muffins, but mostly making content for the Patreon. Jackie had this fab title for a new series we're going to start calling Barefoot Contourty. As you guys know, I've actually never successfully cooked something in my life like to completion, even if it's edible, which most of the time it's not.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Correct, so her chip warranted. Ours 1,000%.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah, but I wasn't thinking of who you were thinking.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Because there are people who just like blow up.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Whether it's like online and acting and singing and just like get like their career goes as it should. Yeah. There's no roadblocks. There's no chips. They're just like, yeah, you should host the VMAs. Like it's kind of a chippy industry.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
And honestly, if you really want to get into the symbolism of the frames.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Representative, yeah, of the chips. Jackie, they are physically on our shoulders.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I hate to cut this short, the pre-Fast Five banner, because you know it's the highlight of my day. Just cut me off, yeah. But we have a lot to do. We have Dear Toasters. We have the Fast Five. And I just want to make you aware that we're approaching 20 minutes.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yeah, but it is nice that I can wear them at any size. It is.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Okay, do you want me to send them to you right now? Yeah, I'd like to see. Even though, like, if you read the chat, I did, like, I did show everyone the wind-up.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
You're more than welcome to borrow it, yes.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Okay, I'm sending you. Okay. So. Oh, Parchee Mew Mew. Yeah, I got that one. Okay, very cool. And then in the second picture, I got the two bags in the front. You guys, they were half off. Blue and white and tan. Yep. Love. And then these, they were inspired by you. I was surprised you didn't answer me. Jackie has these fab pair of Miu Miu heels that are so comfortable. They're like great basics.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
And every time I wear them, I'm like, oh, I need to buy them because they're so comfortable. They're so classic. And I don't really like, I find heels really uncomfortable. And they're so expensive. But like, you know, it's worth the investment, but you know me and my cheapie. So they had them at the outlets and had them in two colors, but one wasn't my size. I would have gotten them in both.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
And we also talk about the pace in which his feet move, which is very slow.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yes, designer. And deals. Yeah, that's so us, designer deals.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
So all I have to say, I'm not that cheap. I bought three Prada bags on Sunday, okay? Yes, they were 50% off and fell off the back of a truck, but still.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
But I did just get my $4.95 breast pump in the mail. Insurance. insurance covered and I got 1,000 milk bags. God willing, I should need all of them.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
The Spectra. What color? Blue. Well, I called Shannon yesterday. Did you see Shannon's stories?
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
So Shannon was like, you know, I know we all clown on like health insurance and how it's like the worst thing ever, but it is like amazing that you get a free breast pump. And hers had just arrived. And I was like, oh my God, same, mine just arrived. Like, this is so exciting. And then she was unboxing it and she got the pink Spectra.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
And I said, I called her. I said, Shannon, you got to go blue. You got to go blue. Everybody knows Jackie told me that. But then everybody echoed like blue, blue, blue. And she was like, wait, what? Taylor told me pink. And I was like, really? And like Taylor's a trusted source.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Taylor's like her mom, best friend who has like a thousand kids. And so I was like, maybe she got confused. So then Taylor and Shannon spoke and actually she had a really good explanation. She's like, no, I said what I said as like your main pump. it being plugged into a wall, which is what the pink one requires, it's much more powerful.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yeah, it's duck, it's the other way. So basically his toes, like one's a conservative and one's a liberal. Like they never see eye to eye on anything. And we discovered that Ben actually, and I'm surprised that, you know, because his mom is very into, she always tells me like when they were growing up, they did like so many activities. She's very into like, you know, keeping the kids stimulated.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Your portable pump can be whatever, but like if this is gonna be your main one, like yeah, get the one that plugs into the wall. Where are you going? So pink is more powerful than blue? That's what Taylor said. Wow.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Of course. I actually feel like you do wanna doubt Taylor's lived experience.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yeah. So lots going on. And it was only $4.95. And Shannon, when she did the spectra, she was like, oh, the blue one was $4.95 with insurance. And the pink one was free. I'm like, yeah, they can't give it away fast enough.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Correct. But you only get one free one with insurance. Per child? Per child, yeah.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yeah, but if you wanted to switch, I'm saying. Oh, you can't send it back? I don't know. Shannon's like, I'll have to call my insurance company, all the paperwork. It's not worth it.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Don't we all need an extension cord?
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
You've actually reached like peak living when you have multiple extension cords.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Like what's stopping you from calling an electrician and putting in an outlet? Nothing. Like I rented an apartment where the outlets, where the outlets are, they are like, it's, it's done. You know, there's nothing I can do about it, but that's your fucking home, bitch. You built it. Like put an outlet literally on your bed. Like, yeah. Yeah. Maybe I will.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
My outlet in my bedroom, like the one that's like my main hub for my heating pad and my phone charger, my hatch, it's in the worst fucking spot. Like I've actually thrown my back out trying to plug my phone in.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Oh, well, you got to go on Amazon and get that thing. Yeah. It's like it plugs into both outlets and it gives you six. That's what I have. Okay. I'll send you an affiliate link. Send me the link.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I'm always sending my friends and family affiliate links.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Oh my God. We are such female founders. Confessions.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
It's Lemonada Day. I just want to let you know, like I'm actually at my wits end with Megan. We literally don't even talk about her.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I'm not saying, I'm not saying with you. I'm saying like with the, with people, like I've actually had enough of her.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I guess. I guess. Yeah. This is where I'm in a prison of my own making.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I'm surprised she never threw him in a ballet class because it turns out Ben- He has incredible what they call turnout, which is your ability to turn out your feet. He was born in fifth position. So we last night went through all the positions that you can do in ballet. Let me tell you, Ben didn't even flinch. He executed them all flawlessly and even like trained dancers.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
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The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
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The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
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The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
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The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Like you have to train your feet to turn out, like to have this natural inclination to be able to like, Ben can make his feet like into an equal sign. Yeah. Yeah. And he doesn't, it doesn't hurt. He's not even trying. I fear he really missed out on a career as a ballerina.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
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The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I remember that we were guessing like female founders.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
You said Whitney. Did I? I think you did. If I had remembered that, I would have been more excited about this story.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
It's really doesn't bode well for like Megan show that I was able to guess her first guess. Like it's because everything is so generic and corny, like female founders, you know?
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yeah, it's just so unoriginal and corny. Like I, the fact that I guessed it and I'm not even like a particularly smart person. I can't even remember that I guessed it. Like, I don't think it bodes well for the future of this show.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
The interesting thing about podcasting is what we always say, right? Like the cream rises, you can't fake it. And so. With like the jam, and we didn't even talk about it last week, the jam went on sale and sold out instantly. And, you know, it looked to have been really successful. Now, we don't know if she made 100,000 jams or she made 10 jams and they all sold out.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
So a lot, I think, of being a celebrity and having brands or an influencer even is like smoke and mirrors, right? Yeah, for sure. You can pretend that you have all the influence in the world, but only you really know like what coin you're bringing home.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
With a podcast, it's really interesting to see who flies and who falls. And I will be very interested to see how this episode debuts. The charts don't lie. I looked this morning. Now, it is really early. I didn't see it anywhere, but it did just drop. So I give it 24 hours.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I do think. It's not YouTube. Like if you put up a YouTube video, the public can see exactly how many views it has.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Now, speaking of her ad spots, Liz Woods did point out, because I was curious about this as well, you know, part of being a podcaster, you guys just heard me do three ads, like you read ads. And I actually, I meant to tell you this. So on the good guys, they were talking about how Gavin Newsom just launched a podcast, like how crazy that is. And Ben was like, well, he does ads?
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Like, that's crazy. He's the governor. Yeah. And I actually went to listen to hear the ads. And they're prerecorded commercials by, like, someone else. It's not Gavin's voice.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
And it's an iHeartRadio podcast, so it sounds like a radio commercial that you hear in the car. And so Megan's is the same as Gavin Newsom's, where it's not Megan reading. Even though she had, like, premium sponsors of this episode, like Discover Credit Card, it was not in Megan's self voice. I don't like that.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Oh, my God. Speaking of women in podcasting, I have to say something. I, I'm actually really worried about Kylie Kelsey. So I don't, I don't listen to a lot of podcasts, but I don't listen to any podcasts, honestly, but hers comes across my desk all the time. Cause she's always like talking about like mom stuff and she has like different celebs on.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
And I guess her thing is like, she tells it straight, right? Like not going to lie is the name of her show. So she won't lie. And so she is always responding to people who say ludicrous things about motherhood. And I just genuinely want to know who the hell she hangs out with because who the fuck is saying this shit to you? I saw a clip and it was like, C-sections aren't real births.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
And people say that to her. I guess she's had a couple of C-sections. Who the fuck says that? Like, that's insane. And nobody I know would ever say that. And I feel like, yes, it's like produced content for a podcast, but like, it makes it seem like literally she knows the worst people because it's like, oh, people will say to me, who? Maybe she's talking about like social media.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
a narrative out there that's like c-sections aren't real birds but like no respectable person says that with their whole chest correct so yeah she's responding to like these gutter trolls yeah so but but the way she says it conversationally sounds like like somebody you know like her friend yeah and i'm always like girl you need new friends like you need a new social circle but it maybe she is just like responding to general like things yeah not like specific instances
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Because it really made me worried for like who she hangs out with.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Well, I welcome Megan, of course, as a female founder myself and a female podcaster. Good luck. Yeah. A woman in podcasting. Good luck. Like, I don't, like, I don't care, you know?
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
No, she's taking it really seriously from, like, a business perspective. And that, to me, is just uninteresting. Like, I don't know who the next guest is going to be. And there are women, especially that I'm sure she knows, who are really entertaining but also have amazing businesses. Like, she should have Reese Witherspoon on, you know? Not that there's anything wrong with Whitney Wolfe.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
She's, like, built an amazing billion-dollar business. But, like, from an entertainment perspective, it's not an entertainment show. It's a business show. And for that, I'm just, like, bored.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yeah, and I know that they're not in a studio together both looking pargy wearing like Laura Piana sweaters because I know it's done remotely and she's in her living room and it's audio only. So like seriously, I'm out. Is there anyone she could have on that you would- Gwyneth.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yeah. Do you feel like you missed your calling in any particular skill or sport?
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I know we already had this conversation, but my money is more on Megan going on the Goop podcast to promote her own new podcast. And Gwyneth wouldn't go on this unknown show.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Maybe two for two with pod predictions. I think so. I can't believe I said Whitney. Somebody find the clip for me, please. I don't believe it. I'm literally so smart.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
By the way, I remember the exact conversation. And I remember making a prediction that you thought was good because I remember feeling good about myself. And then I remember, like, you couldn't think of one. I'm like, oh, she's so dumb. I'm so smart. No, no, no.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
No, like, you couldn't think of one. I remember. Oh, okay. So now, okay.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yeah. And, like, you were dumb and I was smart. Remember that part?
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Correct. So I remember that feeling. I just don't remember exactly whom I predicted. Got it. Well, I don't think of the Bumble founder a lot. So like I'm surprised she was in my brain.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yes. Oh, that's beautiful. I'm holding space for two truths. My calling is totally to be a podcaster, but I do wish I had applied myself a little bit more in like the theatrics department. I think I could have, I could have made something of myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
If I had like, you know, done show choir or like whatever, maybe joined an acapella group at NYU. I think I could have a career both as a podcaster, but also a pop star. Yeah, that's a bummer. Sorry. I have no regrets. I'm happy with where life landed me. Yeah. And I think Ben is too. And I don't think he's lamenting over a career loss as a ballerina. I don't know if that was his dream.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
But he has a natural inclination for it.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Welcome back to the toast and happy. What is it? Oh, only Tuesday.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I'll send you a video. You will die at his feet. I know them.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And she, like, low-key has been with him for a while, and he's a really good basketball player.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
He was already in it, you know? Flawlessly. It was so funny.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I'm also just experiencing this kind of terrible phenomenon where I have to pee so bad, I have to pee so bad, I have to pee so bad, and I go and there's no pee. What is that? UTI. No. Really?
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yeah. Like, he's legit. She's not, like, married to, like, not married, excuse me, they're dating, but, like, you know, like a sad basketball player. I think some girls just want to date basketball players so they'll pick up anyone. Yeah. No, he's, like, he's a real player.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
yeah no but like some some girls just want to say that they're dating an NBA player so like there's a scrub who like still wears jeans to the game he just because he's not going to get played and he makes $200,000 a year and like you have a boyfriend in the NBA yeah but that's not what this is so I just wanted to be clear like she low-key has like a boyfriend who's really good I assume get the vibe she's always at like Sushi Park okay she was there once but yeah that we saw always there
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
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The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
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The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
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The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
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The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
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The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
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The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I called Jackie... Wow. From the toilet. Which isn't new.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
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The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
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The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
one you just like two baby two um yeah meeting the child three like the smells like i feel like i'm so excited to see what my baby smells like like baby smell newborn smell not like but but it's my baby you know like all babies smell good and your children have smelled amazing like seriously some of the best smells of my life and i can only imagine like this one's gonna be even better it's mine
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Well, I called Jackie because I had a question for my doctor. But I think that at first I was being a little dramatic. So I was like, I'm not going to call Dr. Fox. I'm going to call Jackie. And you guys know my obsession with catching my mucus plug. I have only recently learned about the mucus plug. And ever since I found out about it, I just think it's so interesting.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yeah, I feel like when you're so close to it, you don't smell it as much.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
But maybe you weren't taking the time to acknowledge the smell. Maybe.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Okay. Well, I'll let you know. I'll report back. And then third, kisses. Like, no one can tell me, like, how many kisses. Much girl. Much girlation.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
She would have to like beg him to pay bills even though they were living in her house that she fully paid off.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I think that she's making a compelling case with everything she shares, right? Like she's just, and she, I feel like she keeps maintaining like a level, even though she's like dragging him through the gutter, she keeps maintaining like a level of respect.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Like even with the, we talked about this on the Patreon, so I won't repeat, but when she was saying like he would never pay bills, she was like, I wasn't perfect either. Like, yeah, I was crazy not letting him podcast because I had a podcast. So she keeps like owning her shit. So if you're gonna drag someone, like you have to be perfect, right?
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
But she keeps owning her shit with every breath that she also drags him in. which I think is like making a compelling case. And I think that, I mean, this is kind of crazy. So I just wanted to go to his Instagram because I think there's something.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yes, that's what I was just pulling up. He was asking people on March 4th on Instagram, like, what should I name my new dog?
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Now, to me, the weirder thing about this is and I want to know, like, I would like to hear from Sean Booth. OK, because now there are three people who are like obsessed with golden retrievers. And it all started with Sean Booth. Do you remember that? Like Tucker Doodle. So Tucker Doodle was Sean Booth's dog.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
And for those who maybe don't know, Jackie, you told me about this. Your mucus plug is kind of this clump of mucus that falls out of your uterus when you're due to give birth. They say it can be an indicator of a week.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
And then when him and Caitlyn got engaged and moved in together, like it was their family dog. But when they broke up, like he was Sean's dog first. And people were like really following along the devastation of Caitlyn losing Tucker. Now he wasn't wrong for taking Tucker, but it's just like a sad part of a breakup. It's just sad. And people were so sad for her. And then she got ramen noodle. Yes.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
She got a rescue golden retriever. And another one, Pino. Pino Noir. Yeah. So she has two golden retrievers. Then Jason comes and she becomes like the Sean Booth. Jason comes to live with her. He falls in love with these two dogs who are not his. Ramen and Pino. Ramen and Pino. And then they break up and he's dealing with the fallout of losing. So he gets a doodle or whatever. What is it?
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
It's the dog from Full House. And so to me, like, that's the funny thing here. Like, not the name. I can't get over, like, what does Sean Booth think of all of this?
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yes. Jason's next girlfriend is going to fall in love with Teddy. And then she's going to be heartbroken. And she's going to get snickerdoodle.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
It's just sort of like, hey, how y'all doing? We're coming. No, it's still really early for me to have lost my mucus plug, but it's not out of the realm of possibility. And I don't know, I was just looking at my undies being like, It's giving mucus. Mucous?
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
No, it is now common for you to be in a public relationship, break up, and then within the next month, go on a podcast or your own podcast and share every dirty detail. Like, yes, even if somebody wasn't great to you in a relationship, barring, you know, like really bad things, like relationships are two people being human and you should be allowed to like keep that private.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
It's like an icky thing. I don't like it. And so she actually never really talked about him. He had a whole relationship since then with Kat. It's been a long time and I still feel like she is being respectful. Yeah.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yeah. Now she's pissed. Now with the name, I've seen like, you know, two schools of thought online. The first being like, oh, this is so disgusting of him. And two being like, I think like, you know,
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
men were giving more men this man more credit like that he was even listening that he knew like your favorite baby name you know but she swears she swears it's like a core part of their relationship it was like from the beginning of their time together like it was a thing so i think it's odd that she told him what she wanted to name her baby the first day she met him no like girls are just like crazy you know
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
But I can see for Caitlin that it's like you named your dog my baby name. Well, the fact that one's a human and one is a dog is obviously an issue as well.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
if caitlyn's baby and jason's baby have the same name like that yeah weirder but teddy is um also theo so correct trailblazer trailblazer yeah it's it's definitely all right well caitlyn now that you can't use the name might i suggest dora do dadu just an idea crunchy angel what a weird saga what that was like a weird development that made me feel weird Agreed.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Well, let's dive into Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment, where every Tuesday, Jackie and I select three submissions from swirlies who have written in to us from around the globe about things going on in their lives. Today, we have one update and two submissions. If you ever want to write to us, it's deartoasters at gmail.com or head over to our website, thetoastpodcast.com. Scroll down.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
There's a submission box. Both methods of communication are completely anonymous. Do not worry. Now, which one do we want to read first?
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yeah, so I did show, just to be clear, because you know Jackie's squeamish like that, she did let me show her my underwear, which was really nice. Thanks for that. And she was really cool about it, and she assured me that it's probably nothing but just to text Dr. Fox. Dr. Fox said, doesn't look to be terribly alarming.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Sure. So the original submission was like maybe two or three weeks ago about her husband who got a new secretary and she like calls him crying a lot and then they were in the car and she was like, are you alone? And he was like, no one hung up, remember? Do you want me to read the full submission?
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
My husband recently got a new secretary. She always calls and texts him and cries to him every day about her marriage issues and that she might be getting a divorce. She barely shows up to work, but my husband has not fired her. Last weekend we were away. She called to ask a work question. She was on speaker and at the end of the call she asked, are you alone? He quickly said no and hung up.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
When I asked him about it, he was like, oh, it's probably nothing, but I don't think it was nothing. Am I crazy? Is it something nefarious going on? I want to snoop, but I don't want to snoop, but maybe I should. And we told her like, this woman sounds crazy and unprofessional, but trust your gut. Like, just keep an eye on her. Jezebels must be washed. Okay. I ran out.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
He ran after me, crying, pleading, saying he's sorry. It's not his fault. He's a sex addict and I need to give him a chance and he'll go for help. I want to be there for him and help him. I just really can't move past this. I'm currently at my sister's house, just still in shock and unsure what to do. Anyways, your podcast is the only thing that makes me smile daily. So thank you, Swirlies.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Like, no, like your first you've just been caught. No. And your first thing is to come up with an excuse.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Right, and the issue is fidelity. Like, I'm out.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
No, she doesn't. Run for the hills. Agreed. And I think the lesson here is, like, it's hard not to get carried away, but you really should trust your gut. But sometimes your gut is so crazy.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
And when you love your husband, as you should, like, you see them in the best possible light.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I'm really sorry that that happened to you. I'm glad you found out. Me too. Before it was like too late and gets so complicated with kids.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yeah. But like I do. And I know it's like a common thing where like you take pictures of like your bodily fluids during pregnancy and share them with your health care provider. It's really not something through the portal. Right. It's really not something I'm like I'm ever going to be OK with.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Right. That's what's crazy. You know, God was on your side.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Because they could have just also been working, you know.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
They don't spend the whole workday making out.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
It could have been something that was excused away.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yeah. I'm sorry. Okay, hello. I'm in dire need of your help. Trudy, I know you can relate since this is your worst nightmare. My mother-in-law loves to give us gifts, a.k.a. junk. For Easter, three weeks early, she gave us a bag of shit... That weighs more than my one and a half year old. Upon opening it, 95% of it was old and used. There was cat hair on it. I'm allergic and I hate cats.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
So I kindly asked if she wanted the bag and they used eggs back. She was mad and told me that I could throw it away. I explained how I don't love clutter and I feel guilty throwing things away. Plus, I'm a busy working mom, so a trip to the donations bin isn't an ideal thing. She was passive aggressive and now I don't know what to do. I can't handle more junk and shit in my house.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Do I throw it away and try not to feel bad? Do I not accept the junk? Hell. Okay, this is so a case of a sweeper.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I am someone who like if you bring something to my house, I don't even care if it's like plated in gold. It's going in the trash. Like I hate shit. And I agree. Like it feels so stupid and wasteful. And you just want to tell the person bringing you the shit like stop. But we have to act right. And so I don't think you should say anything.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I think the fact that you did say anything is like kind of rude. This is your mother-in-law. So you want your used eggs back. You need to make peace with throwing shit away. You it's Marie Kondo. Is this sparking joy?
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
No, you absolutely have to be OK with throwing things away because if you're going to be as militaristic about junk as I am, you can't like tell every sometimes people are just being nice. Like you can't tell them that it's ugly and gross and you don't want it, even though it's ugly and gross and you don't want to throw it away. You have to get comfortable feeling uncomfortable.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
And while it's admirable, you want to go to the donations bin. Please, the people who are using that bin deserve better than your used eggs.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yeah, but that's a real issue. I have it too. And that's what I was just saying. Like, please. And I think my friends and family who listen to this podcast heard me. Like, if you're coming over to my house postpartum, don't bring anything. A cupcake, of course, is always welcome. But like, don't bring crap.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
There's so many things I've gotten used to, like people sticking their hands up my vagina probe, like the sending pictures of my knickers. Like it's not it's not going to ever be normal to me. Sorry.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
And don't bring it with like ribbons and cellophane. Like that's more trash for me.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I so stand with this girl. I know. And you work so hard to make your home party. And especially, like, how hard do you work when you're having company over, right? Like, your house is never cleaner than the second before company comes. Just for them to come with their ugly shit. Like, I hear you. It's disrespectful. If you're coming over for dinner, don't bring me a gift. I'm good.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Okay, this one's like kind of crazy, okay? Hi, ladies. I'm feeling like such a brat, but give it to me straight, am I? My husband and I have worked really hard to make a good living and provide for our family financially in a way that we've always wanted to. And recently, our success has afforded us the ability to join a private club that we are absolutely loving.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
The club does allow us to bring a limited number of guests. Can we come? Right. Well, here, we're going to find out. Ready? The club does allow us to bring a limited number of guests on site for special events. So my husband is wanting to invite his sister's family to things. Sorry, I don't know why I just stuttered. My husband is wanting to invite his sister's family to things.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
And here's where I might be a brat. My sister-in-law and her family are not the elk of country clubbers, if you know what I mean. They don't work. They don't even try to work. They live off of their parents. They're in their late 30s. They're older than us. They do not own the proper attire to attend events at this venue.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
To make matters worse, I find them insufferable to be around and impossible to relate to. This makes holiday events especially hard. My PGM of a husband wants to invite them to country club events and doesn't have an embarrassed bone in his body. He doesn't understand why I have so much anxiety around this. What do I do?
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Even though we are taking the picture.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
And if there is a dress code, like a lot of clubs like require a man to wear like a collared shirt or whatever, just let them know. Yeah.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I care more about like what's on top of the buffet, you know? Yeah. You're really, you need to completely rejigger your priorities. It sounds like you just hate these people and like you're looking for an excuse for them not to come. But Jackie's right. Like you should never be embarrassed of your family. Like family's family.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
She just mommed you hard. You've been mothered.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
No, but I do think you have a responsibility as the club member to let them know about the dress code.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
But they need to know if they can't wear a hat or shorts or flip flops. Right. So... Just, like, get over it.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yeah. Stop, I'm, like, feeling defensive of the sister.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I mean, them not having jobs, like, is a little crazy.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Right, their parents are rich enough. Sounds like country clubbers. It sounds like clubbers to me. That's a good inconsistency you pointed out. Yeah.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Interesting. Follow up. Do let us know. Yeah. Guys, that's our show. A Nalafi for you. Is it Nalaf?
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yeah, it's like an hour 10. I know you are flying blind. You need to get a clock.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Well, I have a sense that today's episode is over and I've had such a pleasure being here with you. But my spidey senses are telling me to wrap up. Okay. I'm older. Me too. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast the Monday Morning Show where we deliver the fast five stories you need to do every Monday through Friday on YouTube.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
In a negative way. You're right. You're right. You know, I low key like wished it was my mucus plug because I'm just like waiting for the day that just know when I lose my mucus plug, you guys will be the first to know.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
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The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
About how beautiful, about how stunning, and of course about how wickedly talented we are.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Oh, wait. That's why the frames are empty. They're waiting for my mucus plug to be smeared on the wall.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Some people don't lose it. And some people don't even realize that they lost it. Like what if I pee in the middle of the night? Like it's dark. I'm not looking at the toilet bowl.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Me too. Like I just think it'd be a really beautiful full circle moment. We have to listen. I think it's on the Patreon. Jackie's first birth story, which I mentioned, she just low key casually name drops the mucus plug. Like as if I know what that is. And my reaction, like that was a pivotal moment for me as a woman. I think that was one of the things that made me want to get pregnant.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Oh, is that what Diablo means? I should know that as a tosada.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Okay. That's good. That's good. So the fact that I had doubts, like, yeah, you won't have a doubt. Okay, it's too early.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
So beautiful. So I don't know if there's like a Vegas odds on when my mucus plug's gonna fall out, but it's, as far as I know, it's still inside. Okay, but hedge your bets, you guys. Yeah.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I can't wait. I'm just as excited for the mucus plug's arrival as I am for the baby's.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Bruno's not a handsome devil. He's a handsome angel. It's true.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Of course. I don't want the plug to look overlooked. Yeah. We also need a name for the plug. Like Pluggio? No. Would you like to be the namesake?
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I think it embodies the plug. Yeah. Plogers sounds like something you read on Urban Dictionary, like a Blumpkin or something, like a Plogers.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
You have a Plogers. Can I tell you that today we have deer toasters? We actually have an update from somebody who wrote in somewhat recently, and it's like, people always say we're being dramatic, right? For once, we weren't.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yeah, it's hard to do like an invite segment on your podcast when you're a deep empath.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yeah, of course. They all take a little piece of your heart.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I don't know what it is about me also this year. Do you feel like always people are talking about the Sephora sale every time it happens every year? And I kind of just let it pass. I don't buy. I don't go crazy. I have placed three orders. And I actually am going to go into the store today. I think it's because I feel so ugly that I think makeup's going to help. And it actually is helping.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Like I've been replenishing all my makeup, trying new things and it does make me feel better. Like the things that I can control. But I can't remember a year where I've ever, maybe sometimes I'll like place one order, but people are always like, what'd you get at the Sephora sale? I'm like, nothing. This year I have, you can, I have the Sephora app on my phone. Like I'm being really crazy.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yeah. You need like, you need to go get matched.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Like restocking your makeup is so expensive. Like it really adds up. Everything is literally every good piece of makeup is $40. Like it's really crazy. So 20%, I think I'm gonna have to place another order.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Okay, I feel like it could be worse. Yeah.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Oh my God, you guys. Jackie has started sending me like cheapskate hack videos. Like so dramatic. Like she sent me this video. I'm like, why are you sending me this? It's like, cause she's cheap. You're like, yeah, maybe you could do it. Literally this girl squeezing every last drop of product out of her toothbrush.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
practicing self-love. In this day and age, I really don't have the time or space to choose anyone but me.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
It's actually meant for paint. I'm going to get it for you. Jackie was like, you should try this. Like, bitch, please. I am not that cheap.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Like I crushed it at the Prada outlet.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
You guys, I got a pair of shoes and three bags.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
You were not being helpful on the phone. That's why I was like sending everybody pictures and you were chiming in so late. Be like, what about that one in the back? I'm like, girl, we've moved on. I was not by my phone. And by the way, the Prada outlet was seriously like fucking, you had to be so crazy. The sales lady was like. Do not leave this. You have to hold this bag. Someone will take it.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
There's only like one of each. And then I gave it to Ben. All of a sudden, I see this male salesman walking around with my bag. I said, excuse me. Get back here. That's my bag. Ben said it down. Ben... Ben had given it to my saleswoman to take to the front desk and she gave it to this man. She brought in. It was still yours. It was still mine, but it was, you had to really act quickly and swiftly.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
There was a line to get in the store. Like it was really kind of all the other cheapskates showing up. Yeah. So you were like dilly dallying, answering me like 20 minutes later about a bag Sunday. Yeah. Which is the worst day to go.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I was at the product store probably about one o'clock.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
So like I said, and I was like, I was asking you if you wanted a bag. Like it was seriously. Yeah. And it was kind of. Yeah. And you didn't answer. So I actually plan on going back to the Prada outlet. It was really a fabulous outlet.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Oh, and also in choosing myself, I'm choosing others because if I'm stable, a lot of other people are going to be okay.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Is there a Prada outlet by you? Mm hmm. At this outlet center that I went to, the Woodbury Commons, there was a Le Creuset as well.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I only knew to look because you had such a fabulous experience.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
No, it was, let me tell you. So the outlet mall is huge. Like where you park and good luck finding a spot like is where you have to be. So we parked like in the luxury section because I wanted to go to Prada and Ben went to go to Theory. So we walked around a bunch. Le Creuset was actually five miles away. On our way out, we drove past it. We couldn't find a parking spot and we just left.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Like I just, I did not, oh, going to the outlets as a pregnant person, I needed like an ADA. You know what? Actually, I've had a thought. Maybe people are going to call me ableist for this. Parking for... I think that pregnant women should get, starting at the fifth month, a handicap placard.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
And if I'm not stable, I worry. Oh, you know, Ben and I discovered something really funny last night. You know how we're always talking about Ben's feet? Sure, in what sense? In the sense that they don't see each other. They're always going in opposite.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I agree. Like... The parking situation was so crazy and there were so many empty.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I agree. It should be everywhere that like a handicap placard is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. my father-in-law has a handicap placard and he like is so, he only recently got it. Let me tell you, it changed his life. And like, I'm jealous.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Oh, and then something, no, of course not. Something so funny about my father-in-law. He loves these outlets that we go to. So on our way home, Ben calls him just like brag that he crushed it at theory. And he was so excited. And he, Ben was telling his dad like, Oh, Claudia did so well at Prada. She got great shoes and bags.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
And Bruce Bensad was like, oh, that's great because you can wear that at any size. And I'm like, yeah, exactly. No, wait. So when he said it, I was not miffed. I'm like, no, exactly. Ben got a whole new wardrobe. It's exciting to get that. And I wasn't going to buy any clothes at the outlets. I'm not buying for this size.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
no pregnant no so I was like yes Bruce exactly thank you he was like I'm happy for you like that you were able to get stuff I'm like thank you and then we like kept talking and then he said it again he was like and that's so great because you know you can wear these bags and shoes at any size okay Bruce and I was like say it again Bruce say it again and again he didn't mean it maliciously but I was cracking up so hard I'm like you like I liked that he saw me the first time yeah the second time it felt a little redundant I understand
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah, right, right. Right. Benson Boone. He actually has one song.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Benson. Benson Boone. Yeah, that's what I thought you were going to say. Benson Boone.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
You know? This inspiration strikes in such an unexpected place.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
It really was such a funny joke. Look at her.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
And this is what matters. And the fact that she didn't. Oh, right. You won.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
And you see Jimmy Kimmel's career flash before his eyes. Fallon, Fallon, Fallon. Jimmy Fallon's career flash before his eyes.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
They should work with Cynthia and do a QLab, honestly.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to The Toast. And what is it? Oh, my God. No.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
They're going on 5K again? The 5K is happening. They just announced it. It's in Florida. What? It's in Tampa. I did it last year. I think you have to do it. You and Zach can do it together. Okay. Like twist my arm.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Okay. I think you only have like a month or two though. Oh no. I think it's in May.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Jelly Roll's doing it again. And you can tell how much you love that song. You ain't nothing but a liar.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I had Josh and Ben like by my side. Let's see. Big Bear. What was it called? 5K?
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
two bear 5k bears two bears 5k i think that's what it's called yeah so sometimes they announce like which stars are going to be there jelly roll wait when is it when is may 4th may 4th oh okay that's enough time yeah no i just thought maybe i could like sync up a trip to tampa with something else i was planning to do out west rascal flats yeah
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Oh, I finally gave a proper listen to the Rascal Flatts Jonas Brothers collab. And I have to say, it's such a beautiful, inspiring song. I actually started getting a little teary up when I was listening to it the other day. It's as good as it should be. We put a lot of pressure on it because these are two important bands.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
And by the way, let me just say, I feel like I actually am consciously aware when I'm listening to the song how many people are singing. It's a lot of cooks in the kitchen. It's a lot of voices. And I feel like Nick...
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
maybe had a part in writing it or a part in like making this happen because he sings like a little bit more than Joe and he never sings more than Joe that like these days it's like Joe's the lead singer we've just sort of all accepted that um and I'm hearing a lot of Nick yeah and then they got to compete with Gary and it's like they thought they both like were the number one guy in this group and then like Gary comes through and it's like children sit down like let me show you how the big boys do it
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
It's a really beautiful song. Like, I love it. It is really beautiful. All the credit to the Rascal Flatts. And where is that Grammy? Do Rascal Flatts have a Grammy?
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Why do we care? Who would want a Grammy, honestly? Based on how disgusting they are, would you want something disgusting? No.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
No. Oh my God, how have we already been talking for 20 minutes? What did we talk about?
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Oh yeah, okay, so I need to write that down. I have to get that. Maybe, you know what? Oh, I'm hosting a book event tonight with Brian. I'm sorry, I'm being so annoying about my friend, Brian. It's like, we get it, you have one friend. So I'll be dressed this evening, and then I thought me and Ben would go to dinner. Maybe I'll go to Cipriani.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
When you think of the name Darius Rucker, what comes to mind?
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I do have a hot take, and actually it reminds me of something I was talking about at dinner last night, because we went to an Italian place that makes their own pasta. And Cipriani is one of those Italian places that makes their own pasta. It's clearly not from a wholesaler. They have to make it with the dough.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
And my friend Rachel, who I was just talking about, she married someone who grew up in Rome. He's a hardcore Italian. He's American now, but... She was talking about the difference, because pasta is so important to them. She was like, his name is Ben. Ben also really prefers boxed pasta over handmade, because we were saying how handmade pasta is kind of gross.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
When you go to a restaurant, if I see that they make their own pasta, I'm like, all right, I'll have the pizza. I don't like... The texture is weird. I think a handmade pasta is gross. She was saying this? Yes. Well, I was expressing my feelings.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I was quoting my own self, but then it was right after Rachel said, even Ben, who's Italian, prefers it in the box.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
interesting people like really love making their own pasta I figure I'll try it one day but we don't really eat a lot of pasta around here so it's not I think it's a lot of work and it's like not that good like it's like lumpy oh I've heard it's worth it oh I don't think so no shade to Shannon Ford because I know she makes her own pasta and she's like really excited about it but like if I ever come to her house like I want the blue box what's the what is it called gorilla I fucking love or do Chico
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
No, in his personal life. Scandals, do you think he has any? Do you, why? So one year ago today, Darius Rucker was like pulled over and arrested for like two or three misdemeanors of like driving with an expired registration,
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
No, I'm a Barilla household. These days I'm a jovial girl. I'm actually a jovial girl too. But I'm also a Rao's girl. Rao's this jarred sauce makes pasta.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
It's fucking amazing. I had it the other night with meatballs. It's what it should be.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah, right. We are being so good, guys coded. We are being so good, girls. Yeah, we're so good, girls. Should we rebrand? Come for that next.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Literally. No, after the graciousness and the grace that Josh gave me, the good guys are on my good side for at least a month.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
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The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
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The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
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The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
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The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
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The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
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The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
casual passing of a controlled substance like these really weird charges and you and I were like fully convinced it was a conspiracy to take Darius down because like everyone drives without a registry and they don't get arrested for it registration excuse me and we had asked you know we said like This is not gonna affect Darius's career.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
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The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
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The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
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The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
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The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
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The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
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The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Wait, also, total sidebar. Did you see the Associated Press release a statement?
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
It was just like apologizing for cutting off, cutting short Babyface's interview. Oh my God, I've never in my life felt compelled to like leave a hate comment. I almost did, but I opened the comments and they took care of themselves. I was surprised Associated Press left the comments on.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
People were like, it was not, not only was it like not a good apology, it was like a text, I don't need to hear from the AP, I wanna hear from the girl. Like it was just very like, and people were not, it was not sufficient for the community. Like people were so mad in the comments that I didn't feel like I needed to leave a hate comment.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Nothing, nothing. I actually don't want to see anything from her. That's the point. And this is what we're always talking about. Like bring back entertainment journalists. You know who wouldn't have done this? Kelty Knight. Like it's an art. It's a skill set. So like having just a young girl who maybe like has a couple of followers.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I don't know who this girl is, but like I don't know where they're finding their talent. But like because we sort of thrown journalism out the window when it comes to these red carpets, this is what you get.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I bet in a year we won't even remember that Darius Rucker got arrested. He had a mugshot and everything. And thank you to the toaster who reminded me it has been one entire year and I had no idea what this girl was talking about. I had to go back and watch the episode of us talking about Darius Rucker because I was so confused.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
And we had this conversation last year, I'm sure we'll have it again next year. The inappropriate cringe level that some of these reporters get to when they ask Travis questions about Taylor, don't get me wrong, I wanna hear about Taylor too. And there are ways to weave in certain questions, but the outright cringe nature of them should be a crime, punishable by jail.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Are you gonna propose on the field, yeah, yeah, here's my plan, you wanna see a picture of the ring? Are you guys fucking kidding me?
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Obviously. Also, they're already engaged. You can't propose to somebody you're already engaged to.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
A reporter for Nickelodeon asked... Oh, because they do that slime bowl, right? Where you can watch the Super Bowl live on Nickelodeon, but it's like Patrick and Squidward playing. It's cute.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
It's not a terrible question. It's not the most appropriate, but for Nickelodeon, it's fine.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I mean, that's the only one that's about him. Let me tell you. Okay, Media Trained King. Tortured Poets is obviously the most recent album. We're still promoting it. It just got nominated for all these Grammys. Yeah. That's a very strategic answer.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Not only that, like, yeah, her best work was a song she wrote about Joe Jonas. No, bitch, it was about me.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
And by the way, we didn't even talk about how when Taylor presented the Best Country Album Award, the song that she walked out to from her TTPD album was So High School, which is so clearly a choice because that's not even the most popular song. It's not her single. Why wouldn't she walk out to Fortnite? That's what she was nominated for. Right.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Between the red dress, the T on her upper thigh, and then So High School. She's married.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah, what did we think he was gonna spill the beans? People really need to leave this man alone, like dead seriously.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
And Jackie, I assure you, they're only gonna get worse from here.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah, but he's talked about that like once before. I was having deja vu reading this article.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I don't know. I had a homemade pop tart. No shade to Olivia Oshry because I asked her to follow this recipe that I found on Instagram. They were fucking disgusting. Like really gross.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Oh my God, those chai. Right before midnight.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
We totally fucked up. We didn't fuck up. Actually, the Instacart who delivered our groceries bought the wrong things.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Oh, you're right. It was an Instacart campaign.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
It's kind of like smart at the time. Like, I don't think it's so dumb. No.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Who doesn't like a vanilla bean frappuccino from Starbucks? You know what? Maybe I'll get one today. They're so sugary. They're so fucking delicious.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah, because... Well, first of all, not us drinking them as kids, like thinking we were drinking coffee.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
And they are... I need to have one. Even though I know what it tastes like. Even though it's been 15 years since I've had one, I could describe it. I know exactly what it tastes like. Same with me and a chai latte. Maybe we should just go. Live life. Throw caution to the wind.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
It could never affect the way that you and I see Darius.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
The sugar high. And the sugar low. Of course, of course. And I just want to say back to Taylor's homemade Pop-Tarts. Pop-Tarts themselves actually just had one because I'm clearly eating a lot of sugar these days. It's unbelievable. And I know that Pop-Tarts, like the brand name ones, are like the first thing RFK is going to take when he goes.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I know that they're just like the most horrible things for you and for kids. Let me tell you, it was worth every chemical. It was fucking delicious.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I love to see Shibuzy out here making money from Big Candy.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I don't like nerds either. Like the fact that whenever Ben and I like get candy, Ben always goes for nerds gummy clusters.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
It's gummy clusters in a rope form. Like they're so not even like innovating over there at nerds HQ. And I think like classic nerds, like in a box, like the loose, like seriously, what's the point? What's the point? I agree, I think nerds are like the worst candy.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Okay, so just wanted to remind everyone that, and what's so funny is on the episode. And I hate to be the ones to bring it up. Yeah, so on the episode, what we were saying is that it's such a conspiracy against Darius to take down a good man. And here we are perpetuating that. We reminded everyone. We said everyone would forget. We made it news last year when honestly it wasn't even newsworthy.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Okay, so nerds are clearly like crushing it in the marketing department, but in like the product development team really needs to step their pussies up.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah, I happen to like like colorful sugary stuff. Nerds don't do it for me.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I wonder why. I had like a balanced breakfast. I'm not like particularly starving, you know, more so than usual.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Well, I hope people like really stop embarrassing themselves. They won't. Like it's only Tuesday and we've got six more days. This week when it comes to Travis. Like people... And I get it. I've never met either of them. I'm sure I would be a freak if I ever met either of them and got to ask them a question. But people really need to control themselves a little bit better around these two.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
And by the way, they both handle it so well.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
And he has to do just for like by the nature of his job, like a couple of press conferences a week. So he's just like putting himself in the position of like being asked stupid questions quite a bit. Taylor doesn't do interviews. Like so it's like all the questions you would want to ask Taylor that are stupid. You put them on Travis now. People have found an outlet.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah, that's such a good point. He's such a good sport about it. I'm sure if it's an inappropriate question, but sports doesn't do that. Sports is very PG. They're just weird. People are so weird, and they have no shame. I mean, it comes back to what we're always saying. Bring back shame in media literacy. Right. Thank you.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
And now here we are again a year bringing it up. And we claim that we are one of the best for Darius. And here we are. We are actively working against Darius's good name.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
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The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Because to Darius's arrest record, I want to forgive you. That's your favorite quote. And I want to forget you. It's such a good quote. You say it every episode. I say it all the time. I said it yesterday. It's such a good quote. And it's more relevant than ever. A, when you think about the context, like Heidi and Spencer, we're literally still talking about Heidi and Spencer to this day.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
But also like sometimes, yeah, it's kind of like the best thing you can say to someone. Like, yeah, I want to forgive you, but I want to forget you. Like it's almost like indifference.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
But I really respect what she had said and the choice to keep the majority of your relationship private. Just because you break up with someone doesn't mean that now everything that happened in your relationship is fodder for a podcast. You can still respect someone. Yeah, just because it didn't work out. And be mad at them. Be mad that it didn't work out.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Why bother? Yeah, and Lauren was like hella dramatic because now we all know like in hindsight, like there really wasn't much she needed to forgive Heidi for, just like getting a boyfriend.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Oh. I think they wronged her. Yeah, well, I want to forgive her and I want to forget her.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Be mad that they're not standing up for you. But still respect the integrity of the relationship by keeping the majority of it private. Yeah. And she's right for that. Very classy.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Not to say that anybody who does the opposite is wrong because I live for it. Especially when the guy has truly wronged you. Like Brianna Chicken Fry owed Zach Bryan zero dollars. Like zero anything. Zero grace. Zero privacy. Zero respect. He was an actual abuser. Yeah. You don't get the courtesy of keeping the happenings of the relationship private when you're that big of a fucking animal.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
No, I'm not talking about anyone specifically, but I always, because you know what I was thinking about that? I'm so glad I just brought this up. I feel like a lot of people wanted to know what went down with Jason Tardik and Caitlin Bristow, and they never told us, and I actually really respect that.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Even though so many people would want to know, she has a podcast, it's good for views, it's good for business, like, I kind of really respect that neither one of them, there was a couple of shady Instagram likes or whatever, but none of them sat down and did a tell-all, neither of them. And I really respect that.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Even though it didn't work out, this was a person you shared a bed with, you were gonna share a life with. It's okay to keep things private, barring some crazy abuse that everybody needs to know about.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah, of course. Oh my God. You don't want to see what goes down in my house.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
It's a gargy, pargy day, it's Tuesday. A little programming update for the community if I can just take a minute. So today's episode is very special. At the end of the regular episode.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I thought you were saying Tub like bathtub, and honestly, like, I'm stealing it. That's my name.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
And this is just a great reminder that she is married to Charlie McDowell, who has no relation to Andy McDowell and Margaret Qualley, but does on Mother's Day post a picture of Andy McDowell as a joke to confuse the internet. And I fell victim to his prank just last year.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Well, Lily doesn't get involved in the prank. It's exclusively a Charlie McDowell thing. And so, no, I don't. And also, you can't forget, like, actually, Tubbs' grandfather, he's a nepo grandkid, so.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah, Lily Collins is kind of the Gracie Abrams of the acting industry.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Like, they look exactly like, and their dads are both of, like, equal caliber.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I think some people can eclipse like, and I think that actually Andy McDowell was just talking about this, how she's like officially a Nepo mom because Margaret's in like an Oscar nominated film. And I don't think Andy's like career ever got to that level and how proud she is to like sort of be the recipient of like the benefits for Margaret's fame now. It was very honest and very funny.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
So some people just like truly eclipse it, right? They just get so famous that you can't even remember. Honestly, I also think it's sometimes like their faces, like you just can't not see the parent.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
And it is the one year anniversary of Darius Rucker getting into some legal trouble. It's also a pargy day where we have a pargy episode. At the end of today's episode, my bestie Brian Kelly is on the episode. We recorded last week to talk about his new book, which is all travel. You know, we ended up talking about like Darcy Silver from 90 Day Fiance. But there's really good stuff in there.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
You're not thinking about Meryl Streep's daughter.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I like Lily Collins. Tuv McDowell. Even though that show is a What's Wrong With The World, I happen to really like her. Tuv Jane McDowell. Pargy. You know, Obviously she is Phil Collins' daughter. I've never seen a photo of them. Google it. I'm sure there is one. Like at her bat mitzvah or something, you know? Yeah.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Bald. Oh, wait. I just Googled him. Yeah, he's bald. Classic.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
He's also such an acclaimed musician. Obviously, I think of, and I see your true colors. But then also Lion King. Tarzan. Right.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
That's my number one. You could tell he was handsome back in the day.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Oh yeah, and she famously did that. You know how every year we talk about that Paris ball?
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
She was one of the Americans. That. Well, are you ready for our fifth and final story? If it's our fifth and final story, that's brought to you by Peloton. It is. So Peloton has what you need to keep you on track of your goals no matter what season of life that you're in. Actually, this week I've decided like I'm recommitting myself to some sort of wellness slash fitness routine.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Obviously, I'm not expecting to like transform my body, but just trying to like feel good. And Peloton is such a great resource for that. So they have a variety of workouts for wherever you are in your fitness journey. So the app is amazing. Cannot recommend it enough. Even if you don't have their equipment, which I don't, they have great classes for arms. They have floor classes.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
They have classes that require no equipment. They have great like guided walks. It's really fabulous. Their instructors are amazing. They have such great personalities. I find that like when the person I'm learning from like actually is making me laugh or saying something interesting, it makes the whole thing go by so much faster. They have great music.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
That's what Peloton has over like everyone else. Their catalog of music is insane. And it's available wherever you need it. So with their all access membership and the app, you can work out wherever you need it. So whether you're on the train, the gym, or at your kid's game, you can squeeze it in wherever you need it.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Whether you need 10, 20, or 45 minutes of time to sweat or get grounded, they provide you with flexibility. That's what, by the way, I love that like, I can't these days do anything more than 30 minutes. And they have classes like starting at 10 minutes, like 10, 20, or if you want to go all the way up. It's also great, Jackie, I know you're training for the 5K now.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
So it's at the end of today's episode instead of Dear Toasters. Dear Toasters has been moved to Thursday, which is usually a light day for us. So tomorrow will be our Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recap. Thursday will be Dear Toasters. And Friday will be Queenie and Weenie. And Southern Charm.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah, Peloton Run and the run slash walk is like a really good way to like get your time per mile down. It's fabulous and it's just great music. So find your push, find your power with Peloton at onepeloton.com. That's O-N-E peloton.com. Today's episode is also brought to you by Dreamland Baby. Isn't that correct, Jackie?
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
That's beautiful, Jackie. Perhaps as a gift to Josh Peck for his generosity of spirit during this time, maybe I'll get him a nice baby gift from Dreamland Baby.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Love that. Well, thank you, Dreamland Baby, for being a partner of today's show. For being a dream, land baby. Literally. For being a dream, Kardashian.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Well, I think she looked a little disappointed. And then also there's this TMZ video of her leaving the affair in her slippers. They're like, what do you think about losing the award to Beyonce? And she just looks at the camera and gives a big thumbs up. So people were really quick to assume this was a snub at Beyonce.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I think it wouldn't have had such a viral moment if she lost to like Laini Wilson or whatever. But I think a lot of people are like defensive of Beyonce. To be honest, like I think she looked upset because she lost a Grammy. Like everyone wants to win a Grammy. And I think it was like Kelsey Ballerini actually who said this like at last year's CMAs.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I did forget about Southern Charm. I'm sorry. Oh, do we have a story? Do we have what a story? Paige's comments?
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
She got caught on camera losing with a stank face and she released a statement. She was like, yeah. I wanted to win. Like, yeah, she actually said and I'm holding space for two things. Like, I'm really happy for the person who won. But like, I also wanted to win. Like, why can't I think of myself for a second? And it's like, yeah, I would be upset, too. I wanted to win.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah, right. She definitely has one of those faces. But like, let's just say like it is what it appears to be. Like, I think that we need to... like wanting to win things. I know we're supposed to say it's an honor to be nominated. I'm so happy for whoever won, but everybody's showing up there like glitz and glammed out because they want to win and they want to be like acknowledged by their peers.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I don't think it's a big deal to be upset. It's not a reflection that she didn't think Beyonce should win. So she thought she should win. Everybody thinks their shit's the best.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Okay, okay. Okay, because then I wanted to talk about it at the top of the show if we didn't.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I saw it. I saw it live and then I saw it afterwards and I was like, yeah, OK, maybe that's that. But OK, so she's what? Spoiler alert, human. She's just, you know, if I get nominated for a Grammy and I don't win, like I'm seriously crying and cursing out everyone and flipping the table.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
We're listening. She tried to tell you on her Grammy award winning album for album of the year.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
She needs to auction it off for charity, like for, you know, victims of the fires or North Carolina, and you will contribute.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
One of my biggest regrets is, remember when I went to that Joan Rivers tribute and they were auctioning off for God's Love We Deliver the, like, original note cards of her jokes? Yeah. I should have bought one, but, like, $5,000 was really steep for an index card.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
But she had 70,000 of them. So if they were auctioning off like a couple, they couldn't. Oh, and by the way, somebody bought the first one. The second one, they had to fake that one of the employees said like, yeah, because the auction was going poorly. And then the third, they decided to give away to somebody in the audience because it was going so poorly. Do $2,500, double the amount of people.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
You would have sold six of them instead of one.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I'm still thinking about that auction. I'm so mad.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah, I'll loosen the purse strings a little bit. I'm sorry, $5,000 for an index card. I draw the line. I'm actually an extremely financially prudent person.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
No, because it's all relative, right? You look at my life, it looks very glamorous. And it is. I have beautiful things. But I don't like to use the word frugal because I'm not frugal by any stretch of the imagination. But I think also compared to you, I'm frugal.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
No, I think the word financially prudent is a good, I'm just a little conservative. Careful, meticulous, prudent is here. Stingy. I am not stingy, bitch.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Thrifty. I don't know. I just feel like if you own a Birkin, you can't call yourself financially prudent. Do you know what I mean? They're a good investment. Even though it's an investment. It's an investment. They go up over time. Yeah. Is that the end of the show?
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I am so excited to see it. They picked out a home and called it Holiday House. If you're listening as a podcast for Secret Santa, the year before this one, that would be 2023.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Jackie, everything happens for a reason, you know?
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Let me just give a quick intro to the second half of the show. We're just getting started. Brian Kelly, founder of The Points Guy. He wrote a book that comes out today. It's called How to Win at Travel. And we just did the, actually a lot about parenting. And like, Jackie, what's your philosophy on like kids crying on planes? And like other people who are like rolling their eyes at it.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Like, cause like, were you an adult before you had kids who would like roll your eyes at like a kid crying on the plane and now you like understand?
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah. No, and Brian talked a lot about it. He was like, that baby has every right to be on the plane as much as you do. We both paid for the ticket. It was actually a really insightful conversation about all elements like how to save money on travel.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Jackie, he said, aviation is public transportation. We all have like equal rights to be on this plane. You're not more special because you're like a childless parent. I mean, a childless person than I am. Like we're both equally right to be here. And he's like, the worst behavior I've seen on planes is from adults, not babies.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah, like the right thing to do is like help. And if you can't be nice, like just shut up.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
So we talked about that. It's a fabulous interview, video and audio. So you don't have to go anywhere if you're listening. Just keep listening. And we will see you tomorrow for hump day.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I actually bought the book last night and I didn't read a word of it, but I bought it. So that's the first step.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Welcome back to The Toast. It's kind of full circle for me to be sitting here with obviously one of my favorite people in the world, of course, like one of my best friends for life, but also somebody who I forget, like is deeply successful, has a lot going on. He is a father of two, a daddy to many. It is Brianna, Marlene, Christine, Wakili, Gorga, Kelly.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
It is Brian Kelly. Literally, you guys know him. He's a fan favorite here at The Toast. He is a frequent guest. He is the creator of The Points Guy. And today he is here as author. I like how you wore like a black cashmere sweater. Very author of you.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
In my moral superiority, for sure. And I wanted to talk to you about that because, you know, there are a lot of content creators. There are a lot of bloggers, but there aren't a lot of authors. And I feel like having like a physical thing when what we do is so digital, having like a physical thing that you come out with feels so different.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
And I wanted to ask you, like, since you've now been like doing press and people are referring to you now as an author here to for you will be known as an author. How does that make you feel?
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I absolutely love that. I did something kind of insane last night. What did you do? Jackie. Jackie. What did you do? I did something kind of crazy last night. Crack? Crazier. Meth? Crazier. I had a Napoleon for dessert.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
And I couldn't help but notice that your book was not only not dedicated to me, which was unique for sure. It was dedicated to Dean, which is so sweet. Dean is your son. He's literally the cutest angel on earth. But he's not your only son. And I think I speak on behalf of your newborn, Cooper, when I say, what the fuck? You know, what about Cooper?
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
It's a thing when you're as multi-hyphenated as we are.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
1,000% me. One thing about Brian, actually, we've done so many things together. And we're going to talk about all the things we've done together. But we need to talk about your singing voice. And I host a show with my sister, Jackie, who, up until I met you, had the worst singing voice I'd ever heard in my life. She's great now. She's not great now compared to you.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
You have the worst singing voice I've ever heard in my life. You have no rhythm. You have no pitch. Sing me a song. Sing Taking Chances by Celine Dion.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
What? Okay, I have dreams like that too, but they end really differently. Yeah, with your EGOT. Right, right. So I think in terms of who's going to win an EGOT first.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
No, that's what I'm saying. Like, I think you are actually too far gone and there aren't a lot of people like that. That's what makes you different. That's what makes you special.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah. And you are so successful at everything you do. And I know that this book is going to crush because it just like is what the people need. But a funny thing about you is that we have so much in common. And really, from the minute that we met, we just got along swimmingly in a kind of unique way.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
But there are some things about you like I genuinely can't relate to because you are so successful and like you want to keep working. And I feel like you're always doing more. But meanwhile, like you have when you think like you will seriously like chill your every time I every time we talk, you're like, maybe I'll slow down.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
And then you go and you're pitching a TV show or maybe I'll slow down or you go and write a book.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
It's more likely that I would eat a Napoleon than anything else.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
OK, well, that's what I wanted to ask you, because something so funny about like your line of work and the success that you've had is like, you know, you're afforded a luxurious lifestyle. And something funny about you is like you what because it's your job, but you very rarely opt to fly private.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
And if I was you, like I'm sure you get opportunities all the time that like it doesn't behoove you because you're always making because I have six horses.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
It's so true. Listen, we're not here because we want to be.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Literally. And your son, Dean, is extremely well-traveled.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
That's literally more countries than I have been to. Like, that's fucking crazy.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah, okay, can we get back to the dessert really quickly? Because I have this sort of like renaissance with it. I've never looked at a dessert menu. When you look at a dessert menu, what are you like always looking for? What's like your go-to safe option that if they have it, you'll just order it if you're doing dessert?
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Oh, my God. I forgot that Dean was in Belize with us.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Well, you talk a lot about traveling with kids in the book. Your lifestyle has changed quite a bit from like when you were just like a single guy traveling, doing whatever you want to now. Like you think about travel in a different way. You've always always been thoughtful about it, but now it's quite different and you're thinking of different things. And are you pre-boarding? Yeah.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
But he's not supposed to be in there, right?
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Right. So like we have so many moms who listen. What is the one piece of wisdom you would impart on someone who's about to travel with their kid for the first time?
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I don't really go for- I fucking love a skillet.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
That's literally going to be me. Seriously. Titties out for the boys. Yeah.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Jackie talks about that a lot, about how like modern media, whether it's like TV shows or even like influencers who keep it real, it's so overwhelmingly negative. And I think that like a lot of young girls and guys who become parents like find there's so much more joy in it than was explained to you. You're always told about the hard parts, but like the joy is kind of underrated.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
So I love that like that's what you lead with because I think we need more of that.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
And I say in the book- Oh, we need to talk about that.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
This is big conversation on social media. Kids on planes, kids crying on planes. I think when my sisters became parents, I immediately became way more sympathetic. I never would be someone who would like visibly roll my eyes, but I would whisper to Ben, like, get this fucking kid out of here.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Now I find myself like having a lot more patience, like always like, like, you know, giving a sympathetic look or something, because I think that people can be really mean. And at the end of the day, like, bitch, we paid the same price for this ticket. Like, eat my ass.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I pretty much always will go for the warm chocolate cake, like at any restaurant, especially like a kosher restaurant. It's their specialty, like a warm chocolate cake. So, when I was out to dinner last night, I was at a kosher restaurant, and they didn't have a warm chocolate cake, and I was ready to pass, but something in my pregnancy, it's like, I'm physically unable to move on without dessert.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
The point of like when she passengers adult passengers being more inconveniencing than than babies is so true. Some of the worst people I've ever met have been on airplanes.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Like insane human beings. And that's what I love about you. Like you're really capable of such depth. Like when you talk about parenthood and even the way you talk about travel, like I know it means a lot to you when you meet people. Because when you go to like an airport lounge, it's like, you know, me going to a kosher restaurant. It's like where your people are at. And you like are a star.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
And I've been lucky enough to experience it where like people come up to you and it's not they don't just say like, hey, I love your work. They say like, oh, my God, I took this trip with my dad before he died. Like it's so meaningful. And I know that you take it so seriously. You're capable of such depth. But I also have gotten to know you on a really deep level.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
They don't even know. They don't even know. Brianna Marlene, Christine Wakili Kelly. Like you are one of the most fun people I've ever met in my life. And I feel like that's because you are so well-traveled. Like you've seen such things. And to travel with you, I have to tell you, It's such a privilege. Like I the way I used to vacation, like even just with Ben.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
And now when I when me and Ben go do something, I travel differently. Like I'm so much more open to things like you really are so much fun. And I think it is connected to the things you've seen, you know?
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
thousand percent and the best part about you is like you are who you are but you we have a lot of similarities like we're both obsessed with reality TV and celebrity culture Abby Lee Miller is both of our idols you see that we met we met because of Abby Lee Miller
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah, in a spiritual sense. Yeah. She didn't actually introduce us.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
You are a great dancer. And where'd you learn that? At the Abby Lee Dance Company? I
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
That was fun. No, we've had so many fun trips and like so many people who ever meet you and people who meet you, love you. But what's so interesting is like one of my favorite things. And hopefully everyone one day gets a chance to go through your Instagram DMs because the people that DM you just asking for like random travel tips.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Like, lunch, dinner, breakfast, I have to have a sweet treat. Like... Baby wants dessert. It's so true. So... Baby was craving a Napoleon? My friend Margaret was like, the Napoleon's here is really good. I'm like... Okay, sure. I don't even know what a Napoleon is. I don't know why. I think of a Napoleon and I think of that scene in Hannah Montana, but I know that that's a baked Alaska.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
No, but I'm talking about like celebrities. Like celebrities are obsessed with boys.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah. Was he on the flight to Houston or the flight to Mexico? I don't know. He was like. Because we had margaritas in the middle and I got in trouble for vaping in the United Airlines. Yeah. In the lounge.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
They were like, seriously, so. They were like, are you vaping? I'm like, yeah. They acted like I was doing meth. Like, calm down.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Me and that vape. Although those days are behind me. I'm about to enter my motherhood phase. That girl lives inside me forever. And I know she will return.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
No, we've lived. And so the funny part is like how many people are so invested in points and travel and like the hacks that you give and the celebrities, reality stars that enter your DMs and who you end up striking up friendships with because you are this like really fun, fabulous guy. It's probably one of my favorite parts about you. Now tell me about the Silva sisters.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
If you guys don't know, by the way, what TLC show did they originally start on? 90 Day Fiance.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Who was the most famous person who you found out like reads the website or knows, like follows your work and uses your tips? Because I always felt like rich people didn't like do stuff like that, but they love saving money.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
What matters to Martha? She's an aisle, a window. What does she prefer?
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
She says, like, every day you should, like, acquire... She's a really fun person to travel with. Yeah, Martha's... What about that podcaster, Claudia Aschere? What'd she like to travel with?
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Brian and I were on Israeli news, like, literally went so viral. We did, like, a taste test of salmon. They were serving salmon in El Al first class. It was not good.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
It was salmon. And we shouldn't have ordered it.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Listen, the amount of things you paid for. We're square. We are so even. Don't go down that road because I'll end up owing you money.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Oh, I'm not. Jackie, I got Jackie, and she got me custom stationery, which is such a good gift, which I can't lie, I haven't used, because I haven't written something with my hand since 1972. And this, what appears to be Taylor Swift merch, but it's not. It's from a very cute, custom Etsy store. If Taylor Swift sold merch for her house in Rhode Island, this is what she would sell.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah, it's a marshmallow liquor burn for sure. Okay, that sounds right. So I was very apprehensive. I'm not going to lie. Like a Napoleon just gives baked Alaska. And let me tell you, Jackie, I think you would love it. It was, I can't recommend that next time you go out there, then if they have a Napoleon, just grab it. It's so light and fluffy and airy.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
It obviously wasn't filling enough, but it did satiate like my sweet tooth for the moment. It was delicious.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
When they hit with the flame torch too much. I do feel like the vanilla lemon meringue cake from Cipriani is kind of in a league of its own when it comes to desserts. And if any of our listeners are coming to New York anytime soon and they want to see the latest and greatest, I highly recommend getting the $30 piece of cake from Cipriani. It's huge, by the way.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
You can split it with two or three people. And it's probably the most... You know what? Two people. I'm going to get it. You should.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
And also the good thing about Cipriani is I could get my fat ass up and go like I could just go sit in the restaurant.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
That cake is different. Like that cake. I don't know what they put in it. Crack. And honestly, we have to thank Brian Kelly for introducing us to it.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah, he had like a table at a charity event. Was it Amphar or something? Amphar. And the caterer, that's so us, like Amphar.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
The catering was Cipriani. Like the food was so good. Like it was pasta. And by the end, we were like, yeah, we'll try this cake. And we were sitting with Heather McMahon and we all took a bite and we looked at each other and we were like, Oh my God. It's actual heroin.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
That's so brilliant. I can't believe I just... Like I'm now thinking of that because over the weekend I was, I'm really in my sweets era. I ordered Magnolia Bakery. I got like a full piece of cake and two cupcakes. So good. And it travels really well. So I've really been like looking for delicious sweet treats. Of course I have my 40 carats frozen yogurt almost every single day.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
And how did I not think of the lemon meringue cake?
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Of course I do. Of course I do. What company was it?
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Did you see Melissa Gorga's launching her own line of sprinkle cookies, which I don't, I actually think it's like a cute say idea, but I don't think it bodes well for the future of Real Housewives of New Jersey. I actually saw Margaret Joseph's last week, or was that this week?
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
No, last week, at Brian, everything's coming back to Brian today, at his book party, and I was like, what is going on with the show? She's like, I have no idea. And if she had tea, she would tell me, and I wouldn't tell you guys, but I could say, she's like, I have no idea.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I wouldn't bring it up. Right. She was like, I have heard nothing. We have no clue. Nobody does. Wow.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
And you know what? I've actually never had a piñole cookie, which is what Teresa had preferred in that moment. I don't even know what those look like.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Oh, we also have to talk about the good guys. By the way, Pignoli cookies are a traditional Italian treat originated in Sicily. They're almond and chewy. They look disgusting. Teresa's so wrong for this, by the way. How has nobody ever dug into what she's actually saying? Well, sprinkle cookies are not like the best. They're very like generic and whatever.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
They are amazing in comparison to what I'm looking at, this Pignoli cookie.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I completely agree. Nothing worse than never seeing a gift that you got for someone.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Please don't, I hate almonds. Even though I have heard that almonds help with pregnancy heartburn. I don't think they're thinking you're gonna eat it in a cookie. They're hoping that you'll eat them raw. But I can make my own way in this world. Yeah, worth trying. The good guys, did you hear the big news? Josh. about Josh. His wife? Yeah. Yes, Josh's wife.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
They should have asked you for help with their captions because that's a good one.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Josh is expecting his third child and he told Ben on the podcast like two weeks ago and obviously like it's such an exciting time because we're both pregnant, the good guys and the good gals, like bringing, you know, Jewish babies into this world. But Josh was like actually like, and that's how I know like Josh is a good friend because he was like,
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I didn't want to even remotely like have any like step on Claudia's moment. And you know how much my moments mean to me because I'm an actual four year old. And I can't even tell you like that's the best gift he could have gotten me. He does not owe me any gifts.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I don't want his registry, nothing like it was such a kind and thoughtful thing to say for like the crazy person in your life like myself. Right. So did they like delay when they would have announced that? I don't know, but he delayed even like telling Ben. Like he just wanted Ben to have his moment first time dad. Like so thoughtful. I was like actually taken aback by the generosity.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Where in the world is that gift? You kind of forget. Oh, speaking of forgetting, today's an important day.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I don't know. And actually, I want to ask you a question. I was with my friend Rachel last night and she's pregnant and she doesn't know what she's having. And she says, when you go to the ultrasound, do you see the penis? And I'm like, no.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Okay, so that's what I said. I'm like, Rachel, no, I've never seen the penis in my life. You can tell the tech that you're not finding out, but you're not, she's like, I'm looking away during my scans. I'm like, no, look at the scans. You're not gonna see it. It's not even like, you'll be able to.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
No, because I'm sorry, what? They're going to have breasts if they're a girl? Like there's no, there's literally no way to see on a sonogram or any sort of imaging if you're having a boy or a girl. I don't know.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Because one year ago today on this show, we asked our listeners to remind us of something. Do you know what I'm talking about? Okay, neither did I, and I need to shout out the toaster who reminded me. No, no, Jackie, it is so random and so niche. No, oh, she submitted it anonymously, so I don't know her name, okay. So, one year ago today, you know what, let me pose it in a different way.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
That's what Josh said. He said that they're not finding out the gender until a nurse ruins it by accident. I think that happens a lot.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah, actually, my physical therapist was telling me a story about how she didn't want to know gender. And then, like, literally at the ninth month, the doctor accidentally slipped a pronoun.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah. Which, like, it's seriously not the doctor's fault. Like, how in the hell do you refer to this thing? Like, would you say it? Like, I could totally understand how it happens, but that just sucks. And when you were at the physical therapist, were you wearing your pants or no? No, I'm never wearing my pants at physical therapy. I'm going today, and I'm just going.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I literally, it's kind of crazy how I leave my house for an hour to get fingered, and I come back. And I just waltz into my husband like nothing happened. It's seriously, but I do want to say my pelvic muscles are getting much stronger. Should we do our Kegels together? I actually haven't done them today. Come on, ready?
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Relax. Uncross your legs. Oh, that's hard for me. Now, we're going to inhale and relax our vag. Exhale and Kegel. That's one. That's two. That's three. That's four. Oh man, you're not doing it. That's five. I don't see breathing.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not craving more beach. So if I'm thinking of a second house, like for me, not including you, like beach is definitely an option.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
No, of course not, of course not. So I guess, yeah, we're looking more for like a mountain house.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
She's so flexible. The Hamptons would work for her.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
It's actually also a lot of news. Today's show is very busy. We also have Dear Toasters. Maybe. Sydney's... Maybe. We'll see. I watched The White Lotus yesterday. I'm not gonna... I don't think we need to do a TV recap. It was genuinely, like, one of the most boring episodes. You probably could skip it, watch next week, and be completely fine.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
So I'm glad, like, of the weeks that we missed the TV recap of White Lotus. Like, this week, we'll survive.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
It's crazy how White Lotus, I know everybody's always talking about how the writing is so incredible, the casting, and of course, the on-set locations, but I think what their real talent is is the way they're kind of able to stretch the time-space continuum and how this 59-minute episode actually feels like three hours. It is a three-hour watch.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I watched it yesterday and I had to watch it twice because I fell asleep in the middle. Of course, I took a two hour nap. And I woke up from like the deepest nap and I see like Carrie Coon is getting like railed in some like someone's apartment. Spoiler alert. And I'm like, no way did I just get a full night's sleep. And I woke up in the episode still going on.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
We also have work to do in today's show. Was there anything else you wanted to catch up on before we – I had written some things down. Let me just make sure I hit all my notes.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Ooh. The stories are also, there's like a lot to talk about today.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
of the fast five stories that you need to know are brought to you by Skims. So when it comes to bras, underwear, there's so many different pain points for whatever stage of life that you're in. I feel like before I got pregnant, I was very much in like my sexy little thang era. And now I'm in my, you know, supportive and full coverage era.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
And Skims is just a great destination for shop for shopping all of your undergarments, because no matter what season of life you find yourself in, you're going to be able to find something that works for you at Skims. So the intimates from Skims are really some of the best that we've ever owned. Um,
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
My top drawer, like with my undies and bras, is pretty much becoming all skims, but their clothing is really, can't be understated. I'm in like obviously comfort first era. Their maternity wears are amazing, but I've just got like a bunch of shirts that aren't maternity that I still find really comfortable. And their Fits Everybody collection is what I want to talk to you guys about today.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Their push-up bra, the thong, if that's like the era of life you're in, I love their bralettes. Everything I get from the Fits Everybody collection is so comfortable, and it's actually really crazy because it fits everybody. And Skims is also known for just being really size-inclusive, especially when it comes to bras. They carry so many sizes, so you'll really find what you're looking for.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
So shop Skims, their best intimates, including the Fits Everybody collection and more, at Skims.com. And there's Skim's New York flagship store on Fifth Avenue that Jackie and I just saw for the first time. It's Pargy. And after you place your order, please be sure to let them know that the toast sent you.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
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The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
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The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
So hopefully you guys didn't feel like we left you out in the lurch yesterday because of the Andrew Schultz episode. And then we dropped a bomb ass vlog. Jackie vlogged her entire, well, not her entire. We had this kind of crazy whirlwind 24 hours in New York City while Jackie was here on Thursday where we recorded with Andrew Schultz. We shot a commercial and we vlogged it. It was so funny.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
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The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
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The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
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The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
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The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
What a prestigious opportunity to be able to talk to kind of the leading influencer in the non-toxic cooking space. Jackie, tell me about Caraway and maybe some of your favorite products.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
And I feel like we're all entering our spring cleaning era. At least for me, I'm like, like, uh, nesting and just like throwing things away. And my cabinet of pots is like one of those cabinets that you really need to stay on top of. And I'm constantly like switching out different items for the Carraway version because they just make good items. They make non-toxic items. They're pargy.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
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The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
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The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Ben was in it. It was really like a pargy, kind of like a perfect vlog, if you will. That's on the Patreon. So yesterday, everybody was fed.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Oh, we have the exclusive reveal of Jackie's tape.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Ladies of New York, exclusive yourselves.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
the guy she told you not to worry about. The thing is, her and Jonathan DeVino breaking up is like, yeah, it's an interesting story, we would cover it on the show. People wouldn't care as much as they are currently caring if it weren't for now Glenn Powell entering the chat. Because we didn't even know, who is Jonathan DeVino in this world?
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
We always thought it was weird and we were all just really happy that he was out of the picture. The story would have ended there. But now it definitely gives me pause because I ship these two wholeheartedly. And I feel like we're always talking about who Glenn Powell should date, who Glenn Powell should date.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
And he actually has not dated since, well, publicly at least, since he broke up with his girlfriend of many years. And it's almost like he's just been waiting for Sydney. And Sydney had always felt wrong.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
But still, that was unconfirmed. Like, we don't know who he's dating. And I just feel like everything about these two separately and their personal relationships has felt wrong.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Right, and so I think we're all seeing this saga through the lens of what we want to see, but it's also entirely possible that Sidney Sweeney is just friends with Glenn Powell's sister and is the guest at their wedding.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yes, assuming that's how he knows sister of Glenn Powell. That's how she knows.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
And I know this wasn't the main takeaway, but the picture posted of Sydney and the bride, I did feel like it's kind of a risky dress to wear to someone's wedding. It's blue. It's not white. But it's such a pale blue. No, it's the sort of blue. In the wrong lighting.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Right. And so I just, I thought it was a little nutty.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I know. And on a technical level, she didn't do anything wrong. But just on like a personal level. Like my eye sees white. Yeah. And if I was a guest at... One of my favorite things to do is when a guest at other people's weddings is to like see somebody who's wearing something like a little crazy and just give them a dirty look, you know? They need to... Yeah.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I think that if you're going to dress... And actually so crazy, not to be like so annoying, but you guys know I recently went to a wedding.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Well, thankfully, you have party wares to do so. So it's kind of been a while.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Oh, I did go to Hamak, but I'm talking about this specific Moroccan wedding. I don't know if I mentioned it. It's a custom within the Syrian community that women can wear white. So I didn't know that. And then I saw like a couple of people show up in white. I'm like, damn, these people are fucking rude.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Like it's really like they actually look like wedding dresses, but apparently it's like a totally okay custom. Yeah.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah, because I think a thing with celebrities is they often, even with people they're somewhat close to, they often decline wedding invitations because... they really do suck the air out of the room, right? It's supposed to be about this other woman and you're just like a movie star. And so you have to go in a very demure type of way.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Like anytime I've ever seen Taylor Swift at a wedding, she's always wearing like such a tacky bridesmaid's dress. Like, because she knows like you can't be Taylor Swift and be like glamazon at this wedding. You just have to be a guest.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Well, then what comes to mind is that picture of Kendall Jenner.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
wearing that dress, walking down the aisle at the beachfront wedding in Miami. Now that was the bridesmaid's dress. Like the bride gave those dresses to the bridesmaid. So Kendall got a lot of flack for it. Having said that, she was just following the bride's orders.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Let's have an open and honest conversation about merch. You know, Jackie and I made a decision a little while ago that we were going to have all of our merch be like open season pre-order. We didn't want anyone to be able, you know, to miss getting the exact trial and error.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
If she was a bridesmaid, then she was purely there as a friend of GPS, Glenn Powell's sister.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
GPS was extremely generous with sibling plus ones.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah, I also assume like when you're Glenn Powell, like you're helping pay for some of the costs of the wedding, right?
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
So I'm excited, but I'm cautious because there's also an alternative here where it's like there's nothing romantically going on. I think they both like that people think that. I think it's good for both of their careers. It's good for the movie that they both starred in and she produced, so she has an extra – What is it called?
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
So I don't think that this is like 100% sadly.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah, I think when you're like that good looking, really nothing else matters also. So I don't know why.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Totally randomly. Is Craig Conover's new girlfriend?
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Okay, because I wanted to... That was part of my updates in the pre-Facify banner that like we kind of correctly but also incorrectly guessed who Craig Conover was dating.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
And I hate to tell people like that who are saying Jackson Turney predicted this flawlessly. I hate to tell them that they're wrong.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
But back back to Glenn and Sydney. Hoping for the best. Expecting the worst.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
And perhaps like this could have been explained away in one way. But then, you know, 20 minutes later, Morgan posts from his private jet that he's getting out of Dodge being like, get me back to God's country.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
We'll start your day off swirly, it's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Tuesday. That might feel like a prank because we look so gorgeous, but let me tell you, this is real, you guys. We are literally this beautiful.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Even though Keenan went on good day, New York and Rosanna Scotto was like, what the hell? And, and, Kenan, you know, unproblematic king is like, oh, I think maybe he didn't know, like really trying to. But there's no way that this wasn't contentious just based on so many things. And then the Instagram story really confirmed it. Now, I saw people saying, oh, I was in the audience.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Right up until this point, our merch has been just kind of open season. You can get any size, any color, pretty much anything you wanted. The only caveat was that the shipping took, you know, between five and six weeks, sometimes longer, but that's the way we were able to make sure everybody got what they wanted. And for a while, I think people were happy with that.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Morgan went to the fans, to the audience. It was like signing autographs and taking pictures with people. I saw other people saying Morgan didn't know that they thought the show was over. Um, I think neither of those things are true.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
No, let's call a spade a spade. Like this was indicative of a larger issue. Now, I hate to make everything about myself. I did say that SNL is a curse for Morgan Wallen. And here I was. I don't know why he would accept this gig. I don't know why. I mean, Morgan Wallen and SNL, like as ideologies, right, are completely conflicting with one another. I don't know why they would want him on.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
And I don't know why he would want to be on it. Like, to be honest, it makes no sense. And I think that... What we saw was a reflection of that. I don't, this is something, I don't know what happened. I don't have a theory for like what went on backstage. This is something I would really like to know if anybody has any insider scoop. Like I'm kind of dying to know what happened.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
No, it's really jarring, especially because it's a decades-long tradition. There's no way he didn't know that, right? This isn't his first time on SNL.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Morgan Wallen like negatively I mean of all the things Morgan Wallen has done no walking off SNL doesn't even crack the top five so no I don't I'm not looking at him differently it's so classic Morgan Wallen he's like a bad boy of country right I I also like I know that the castmates of SNL like hated Morgan Wallen before he got there.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
And I know that Morgan Wallen hated the castmates of SNL before he got there. Like these are not groups of people like theater kids and then like down home country bad boy who aren't going to mesh. And you could tell because a lot of times like people are so excited when they're the musical guests that like they'll get written into sketches because they want to be a part of it.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
But then, you know, impatience kicked in And in our last merch shop, we heard your cries. You were not happy with the wait time. So for this merch shop, we're doing things a little bit differently, which is why we wanted to come on here and explain. So spring merch, if you want to check out the collection, it's on our Instagram. It's really party. We've got hats. We've got mugs.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
It's like more than just, and like, that's not going to be Morgan. I don't know why he accepted this gig. Honestly. It's so like you said, sorted for him. I think he wanted to put, Thank you.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
We've got T-shirts. We've got crewnecks. We've got sweatpants.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
So it's launching on Thursday at 10 a.m. Eastern time. Now, I would suggest setting an alarm because this time what Jackie and I have done is we've gathered all of our data and we have ordered pre-order. We ordered it already. So the things are ready to ship. They're shipping in one to two weeks.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
They are shipping in one to two weeks, which is, you know, party licious. But there is limited sizing, limited. We ordered as much as we could.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Thank you. You know, I'm constantly dodging like controversial outfits in my home.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
So I would suggest setting an alarm. So this is the caveat. You know, you're going to get it quicker, but it's going to be a little Hunger Games style.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
So 10 a.m. Eastern time, Thursday, April 4th, shoptoastmerch.com. Now I saw already a lot of confusion online. People thinking that it was... I'm sorry, April 3rd, right?
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
The fact that Ben leaves the house looking as somewhat normal as he does is just a testament to my, you know, determination and faith.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yes, this is a nice, she's very pretty. She's like an influencer swirly. She's dated, you know, big time football players. So it's only right that Craig is next for her.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah, she seems open and ready for marriage.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
And he had to date someone, not different, but in a different... Like, he couldn't really date someone who was already in reality TV or podcasting. Like, he needed to, you know, swim in a different pond.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
And that makes it sound like he became gay. But you know what I meant. Like, he needed to, you know, pillage another village, if you will.
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Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
And I think he did a good job. But now she can come back to his pond. I think she'll swim fine in his pond. Yes. Because Paige, I feel like, is also on her way out of that pond. She's, like, she's in a stream downwind. Yeah, she's going downstream. Yeah. I like this analogy.
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Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Not me fucking up the lingerie. Thursday, April 3rd, 10 a.m. Eastern time at shoptoastmerch.com. Now, I have already seen confusion online that I would want to get ahead of. People already going to shopchanel.com because the wares are so pargy. We do this. This happens all the time. This happens all the time, it's so frustrating. I don't know how you guys don't get it.
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Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I would say like two years ago, she probably reached like a halfway point. So it's been like, and then yes, in the last year. Well, she has a one-year-old. Right, right, right. But then in the last year, she definitely like lost, I would say like the last 20 or 30 pounds.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
She's like a perfect candidate for the, for the drug. She looks so healthy. And I love that she's talking about it in the context of postpartum because that's where I feel like the drug is just the most amazing thing.
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Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
And seriously, don't be like, I wonder if Turdy's on. She is. Yeah. Now, having said that, Megan, I feel like it's a part of a group that we were like when we were talking about Remy last week, like Remy. Megan became all about that base, right? She was a face of a movement. She was very body positive.
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Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
And I really believe that she did love herself at every how great for her that she fell in love and and her body changes, but her marriage doesn't. But people, of course, are very critical of her and her use of Ozempic now. Yeah. because she comes from that community and there's really no good way to leave that community when you have been like a representative for them.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
It's, it feels like a betrayal, like from the plus size community when you were somebody who, uh, got attention and, you know, you made it even further in your career because of your songs about your big ass or whatever. And so as far, like she's getting backlash too, not nearly as on the scale of like what Remy is getting.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
But it's because like, if you have been up until this point, like a self-hating fat person and you go on Ozempic, it's like, okay. But if you have like put in the work to try and like love yourself, which everyone should do, what you should hate yourself just because you're fat, like,
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
So true. But you get more backlash from the community. The plus size community is fabulous, but they can be extremely toxic. Because I think there's really no proper way to leave the community in a way that people don't feel slighted or left behind.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
These items are not Chanel, it's toast merch. How many times do we have to say it?
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Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
How do you think I did it? It was a little messy, I think. No, no. In hindsight, we're like, yeah, I killed it. At the time, I got a lot of backlash. It was a little messy. I think I waited maybe two months too long. But I'll never...
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Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
ever apologize or regret for taking time like for myself to feel comfortable by the time I was ready to share I was like bursting I wasn't even nervous you know I had such a positive experience I wanted to shout it from the rooftops but like I guess you know who did it in a good way Taylor Strecker, but she was never like a, you know, the face of a body positive movement.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Okay, that was my merch speech. Do you think we covered all the bases?
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Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Like, and I guess the difference like for me is like, I was like a very vocally self-hating fat person. Like, I think I would talk openly like, yeah, sure. I'm great. But I would prefer to be thin, which is like kind of a crazy thing to say. Yeah.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
So in regards to Meghan Trainor, she looks great. Her announcement is great. There's backlash. Like who fucking cares? Like she's she is she able to be like the best version of herself as a mom, as a performer? Like, great.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Okay. Well, people were really hating on our time, on our wait time last time, so we can take feedback.
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Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I agree. And I think that you can tell somebody. It was obvious because if I knew. Right. You can tell when people take the drug and just sort of like let the drug work on them. Right. Like and I think that's probably what I did for like the first half of I did it for a year. The first six months, I just like let the drug do its thing. I didn't really change anything about my life.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I didn't work out and change the things that I was eating. I was just eating about half of what I was eating because that's what the drug does. And so, you know, no matter what, you're going to lose weight. And then halfway through, I was like, OK. Now let's do that, but also try a little bit. And I started making better choices and working out.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
So much so that by the time that six months went by, I felt like I could do it without the drug. And so I relate to Megan on that level, and I think you're 100% right. That's, I think, what a doctor would say is the best way to do it.
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Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
And Mazel Tov, Megan. So jealous. So jealous.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I don't know why I, like, forgot she was pregnant. I don't know if I thought she already gave birth or, like, she never got. I literally don't remember.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I thought she was more in line with, like, Margot Robbie, who gave birth, like, six months ago.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I'm curious what her kid's name is going to be. No, it's Cooke Milroney.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Oh, I don't know. That's a really good guess. She definitely does like old, like, I don't know. She's so like different. And his name being Cook, like just kind of confuses the whole thing.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I hate listening and learning. I just want to say. Yeah.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I think maybe she would do a letter C. Okay. Because Psy and Cook. So Cogers? It's a little too common. I know it's like creeping up on the top 10. Like Clyde, even though that's too similar to Psy.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah, she has boy mom energy. And I just feel like people are having boys right now.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
That's a very like not a universal thought. Like because I saw a TikTok. Someone was like, is everybody having boys now? Like who are they going to procreate with? Like there are no. Shannon's daughter. The comments were like, no, everyone I know is having a girl. So it's just like it's a unique. Okay. It's just unique to us. But yes, like everyone I know personally right now is having a boy.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
It's so crazy. Except for Shannon. Except for Shannon.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
So it seems like all of like my God willing sons and his friends are going to be like pining for Shannon's daughter. Daughter.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
What's your favorite John Mayer song? Mine's probably fathers be good to your daughters.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah. It's nice to be back in our setup. I did like podcasting with you in person.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
What was the story? Jennifer Lawrence. Oh, right. I feel like she'll announce it in six months in a party way. She announced her pregnancy very nonchalantly in a random Vogue interview. She doesn't have social media. So I don't know when the hell we're going to find out what the baby's name is. Did I tell you that I got a video made of like the baby naming lady on TikTok? She did one for me.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
It wasn't any names that like I liked or even would consider. But I was honored to have been included.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
So there's different like categories of names. They have like, they have different names for the categories. I forget. It's like, you know, East, West, of course, biblical.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah, right, right, right. So she did the four, she did the four categories and then like six names in each, which I don't think she was doing predictions. She was kind of offering me, she does consultations.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
So, I didn't love any of them, even though like they were throwing around Sam Soffer, which I kind of liked. Like Samuel Soffer, it's nice.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
But I just felt honored, like not me getting baby name predictions, like am I Jennifer Lawrence?
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
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Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Thanks. I'm wearing the new Chanel. Oh, I mean, toast merch.
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Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
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The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
We're planning a very last-minute sort of like spa weekend retreat for Ben's birthday. We haven't made a lot of progress. We started this morning, but we're going to get somewhere soon. Spring also marks the beginning of baseball season, which we couldn't be more excited about, and Booking.com is the official accommodation partner of the MLB.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
So when we go to a baseball game, one of the best parts is that the whole stadium sings a song that we all know and we all love, and we have created an extra special version for you today. So this might sound a little bit familiar, but let me know what you think of my tune. Jack's ready. Take me out to the Hamptons. Take me out to the beach. Buy me a purgy sweater on Main Road in South Hampton.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I know. I'm wearing the girly sweatshirt.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
So it's book, book, book for the hotel. If you don't go, it's a shame for its room. Sweet. Beachfront condo in the next great stay.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
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The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
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The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yes, I'm wearing everything. This merch go around in an extra large. It's just my new size and I don't really feel like I have to explain. So this is the white girly crew. It comes with matching sweatpants and I'm wearing an extra large. Jackie, what size are you wearing?
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
So dear toasters, I'm sure you guys are familiar. It's our weekly advice segment. Every Tuesday, Jackie and I help out three swirlies in need who have written into us about things going on in their lives. And we're just going to do our best to help. So if you ever find yourself in a pickle, you can email us to your toasters at gmail.com. We'll do our best to get back to you.
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Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
And you can also head over to our website, the toast podcast.com. There's a little submission box. When you scroll down, both means of communication are completely anonymous. Don't worry. We'll never like blow your shit up. All right, first up, a little corporate drama. Hey, Swirlies. I'm writing in with a professional dilemma. I plan events and dinners for my company.
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Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
And we had an event last night, which was a seated dinner for 35 people. I have a coworker who is 24, and he's like the office drunk. His name is Kyle. I don't think that's his real name. Don't worry. Well, I look over during dinner and I see Kyle and what looks like him getting his steak sent back because it wasn't cooked the way he likes it. Not once, not twice, but he sent it back three times.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
He was being rude to the waitstaff and the chef all while a speech was being given. So obviously I was giving him like eye daggers and telling him to stop. After dinner, the man comes looking for me and he's getting really loud right off the bat. I pulled a Craig Conover and I said, Kyle, let's talk tomorrow. And boy, oh boy, he didn't like that. He proceeds to yell at me until I just walked away.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
So do I let this go? Do I have a chat with my boss about it? Because bitch, you're not gonna talk to me like that and you're not gonna treat service workers like that on my company credit card. Love ya, bye. Honestly, like we have to remember this is a professional environment because if this is like your friend, I have a list of things.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Right. So like you don't need to worry about like snitching. This is literally the job. And he is drunk at a company event. He is berating people at a company event and then berating you at a company event. That's like four HR violations.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah. I think there are certain scenarios where like being a snitch is okay.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
And yeah, maybe at 24, like I thought it was okay to like get drunk at like, these are lessons he needs to be, you're doing him a favor because he needs to be taught the hard way. Like you cannot get drunk at a work dinner.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
And then sometimes you meet people who like never got those lessons and they're like 40 years old acting like animals. So you're actually doing this man an enormous service by ratting on him.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
And this is not your problem. Your job is to plan events, not sit down with 24 year olds and like do therapy. It's seriously not your problem. Yeah. I'm sorry that that happened to you. Hey, Swirlies, we have a message. We have a dear toaster from one of my tostadas, and I wanted to obviously serve my community. So, hey, Swirlies, let's get down to business.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I come from a Hispanic background, and my husband and I live on the same property as my parents. We live in different houses, but on the same lot. My parents help us out quite a bit with our toddlers. I also cook on a regular basis. So when I have extra, I like to share with my parents. My husband recently decided that this bothers him. He asked me to stop offering it to them all the time.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
The only problem is that my cooking is so top tier. Sometimes my parents will ask me if there's food or if I'll cook or to share with them. What am I supposed to do? Say no to their face? There's really no escaping it when they're literally our neighbors. Sincerely, a tostada that is stuck between her parents and her husband. Your husband's so wrong for this.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Do I understand? Adjective then noun. If I don't understand, like. Pronoun. What hope does the rest of us have?
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
First of all, it's a nice thing to do for someone who is helping you out with your kids, right? You're not paying them. You're saving money. So that's one reason why it's a nice thing to do. Two, they're your fucking parents.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
No, and she literally will come over with a Ziploc.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
No, I don't know. And I'm also getting the vibe like if you live on their property, they maybe also help you out financially. Yeah. And so because even it sounds like this could also just be like your neighbor and you're bringing food over to your neighbors, which is so nice. Anyone who has a problem with that is weird.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
But the fact that the neighbor is your parents who help you out with your toddlers and I think also financially like what is your fucking problem? Yeah. Yeah. Don't accept help if you can't then reciprocate. Those are the worst fucking types of people.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
And you're the one who's putting in all the work. If it were to bother anyone, it would bother you.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
So that's interesting. But I feel like if that were the case, there's such an easy solve. You make even more and then there's leftovers and a gift for your parents.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
No, we're giving her jobs. We're also giving the schmuck the benefit of the doubt. I'm telling you, that ain't it. He's like protective, like territorial, that's the word. Like my wife, like fuck off, go buy your own house and get your own babysitter then. Yeah, literally. Ahmed, it actually really bothers me. I'm mad for you.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I don't think you need to leave him and I don't think he's gay, but he could be. Maybe.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah, or he's just like in a particularly bad mood because he's hiding this big secret.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
It's a theory, albeit a far-fetched one. I think you're safe this time. But it sounds like your husband actually just needs to be slapped.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah, no, I didn't mean physical violence. I would never promote.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah, maybe just play this episode for him.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Also, if I know my Tostadas community, like your parents are beacons in your family. Like you give them the utmost respect. You would give them the shirt off your back. You feed them, you clothe them, you bathe them. Like there's nothing you wouldn't do. I mean, everybody respects their parents, of course, but like certain cultures.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Even more. And the Tostadas, actually, and I'm being dead serious, are very similar to the Jewish community where it's like above all else, parents, parents, parents. So if he doesn't get that,
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Oh, thank you. Hola. Hola to you too. I got confused. I was thinking of like aloha and shalom, which are both hello and goodbye in their respective languages. It reminds me of that... Miss Congeniality when she's trying to make a joke. Do you think people in Hawaii hang up the phone and they're like, hello? Whatever. I got confused. We'll just cut that out. That was so embarrassing.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I had the best time with you in New York. I can't thank you enough for coming and gracing us with your presence. Obviously, the weekend was capped out at the end with the Pargy-licious Makatonum Sister wedding.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Okay, third and final. I'm going to give you an option. It was an explosive mistake. No, actually. I'm not going to give you an option. Oh, this is funny. Okay. The teacher community needs us. I'm so glad we're all past that Reese Witherspoon thing. Hey, girlies, swirlies. I'm in need of some advice. Do you remember when the teacher community came for me?
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
With the Reese Witherspoon, Draper James thing? Oh, yeah. Let's take a trip down memory lane. We had a story like three years ago.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
COVID. Draper James, which is Reese Witherspoon's dress company, they had found themselves in hot water because they posted like a sweepstakes almost... Basically being like, we're giving out a free dress to a teacher, free dresses to teachers. And I think it was like in the fine print, like the first 100 teachers who signed up got free dresses. It was like a nice thing.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
But of course, like thousands of teachers wanted free dresses and most of them didn't get it. And so the teachers like came for Draper Dreams being like, you're evil. They were like literally were canceling Reese and her company. And I remember on the toast, I was like, well, first of all, she's doing something nice. And second of all, like you guys misunderstood everything.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
The fine print, like it's literally not her fault. And then she had to like go, oh, to make it right, she donated like 100,000 dresses. And it's like, you're exploiting the situation. Like it was not, and I didn't take the teacher's side. Oh my God, I got so much shit. I stand by what I said. Are you not speaking because you don't want to make yourself a target of the teacher community?
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Oh, that's so funny. You don't remember the great Draper Dream saga?
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Oh, oh, it's a smaller one for me, but I always remember it. Because I love the teacher community, but I wouldn't do anything differently. Like, what does Draper James owe the teachers?
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Like, you mean on a scale from one to ten, how bad was it?
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Okay. I would say it's like number two or three. Oh no, sorry, like 12 or 13. Like at the bottom, whatever.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Okay, so all's that to say, all's that to say the teachers need us. Hey, girly swirlies. I'm going to give you some advice on how I can unsee something. I have a very p-jump husband who I find really attractive. I'm a middle school teacher and I have our wedding picture as my phone background. Recently, the kids have started to joke about my husband having a big forehead and a receding hairline.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
While that is a little true, it's never been something that bothered me. Until now. I can't stop thinking about it. Him balding, staring at his forehead all the time. I've even gone as far as joking about us flying to Turkey for a hair transplant and he doesn't think it's funny. How do I unsee this or get it out of my head? I know these annoying kids are 14 and I shouldn't let that affect me.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
But maybe they have a point, lol. Thanks for helping. Oh my god. I always think about how I wouldn't want to be a teacher because I would not be good. I have bad patience. But you also forget that, especially at this age, kids can be particularly cruel and honest. And... I don't know if I personally could handle it, honestly, like the bullying.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Well, that's another thing. I think that there's no place for screens in the classroom. So maybe if you put it away, your problems would go away.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
No, like you think of it as like a moment of vulnerability. They see it as an opportunity to attack.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah. Okay, but that doesn't help her in this particular.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah, snap out of it. Jackie's right. Like letting these stano kids, like you have a happy marriage. How many people can say that?
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
We kind of... did the most, it was beautiful on Saturday. We saw the Gazillion Bubbles show, which has been kind of a, everyone's talking about Othello on Broadway, and they're also talking about, Sunset Boulevard, and then I heard Jonathan Groff just made his leading man debut. He's playing Frankie Valli, or Bobby Van, one of those singers, you know? And I've heard it's amazing.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
And look, you're letting these little ugly kids get in the way of that. Get over it. Get over it. And it kind of harks back to what we were saying at the beginning of the show. Like when you really love someone, like their quirks or their flaws are endearing to you and they're not unattractive. And so lean into that. You love this man. This man loves you. This man protects you.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
If it doesn't bother him, then unfortunately.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
So true. Now, if you were a lesbian, women can have it worse. The beauty standards for women. Maybe we could talk about a trip to Turkey. Honestly, that's how fucked up the world is. But Jackie's right. Every man is bald.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Right. Does his baldness affect his ability to earn a living? Then I would be concerned.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Does his baldness affect his ability to rear children? Like, no.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
You know, of course, imagine if Zach was like hung up on a flaw of yours, which just in general would be fucked up, but a flaw that you've never voiced.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
No, weight is fluid. You're not born with a specific weight. You're born with a certain amount of hair follicles. That's true. Maybe teeth. Ben was like, would you ever want to get veneers? My teeth don't bother me, but they're not perfect.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I would be like, what the fuck is your problem? I would actually be really offended.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah. And I say, who needs the veneers now?
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
You got to let this go. You're letting the immaturity and the way kids can be mean, you're letting it penetrate you. And as a teacher, I feel like that's where you have to draw the line.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
You're supposed to be influencing them, not the other way.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
That's like why I can't be a teacher. The way I would like really have a hard time, like not telling it like a particularly annoying kid to fuck off.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Unless there's schools where that's acceptable. Maybe I would thrive there.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah. I would just be like, you're ugly. Like you have other problems to worry about. Like don't fucking, no, seriously work on yourself because you're going to need a lot of help in this world as an ugly person. Like I would seriously, sometimes kids need to be spoken to like in a real way.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
it's not that i don't like it i like i don't remember it i wasn't impacted by it but if i remember correctly she was like more so a bad teacher because she herself was like hungover like it wasn't i would do my job she didn't do her job like i would do my job i would show up for class and then when people like weren't listening i would say but you're ugly like why aren't you listening she does start to do her job because of the prize money that she's after right right test results yeah um so she does get it together while also ruling with an iron fist
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah, I would just be in it for the sweet treats. I feel like the teacher's lounge is always filled with like parents dropping off cupcakes and stuff.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Which is also good, but there's something nice about a Tupperware is being brought in.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Not only that, yes, we could go across the street and get a cookie, but we also then have to go to work. So if the work could just have the cookie, two birds.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I feel like there's always donuts in school.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
And the reviews are in for the Gazillion Bubbles show. And let me tell you, they are a rave. Now, I did enjoy the show, the Gazillion Bubble Show. I'm actually, like, not even joking. I've heard so much about the Gazillion Bubble Show. Yeah. From Olivia, from Brian, like, parents that I know who have gone and loved it. And it's pretty much exactly what it sounds like.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I know. And what's a crazy way to live is the way we live where nobody brings donuts to our places of work.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
And they are really good, but it's not the same when you send them to yourself.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I feel like there were not enough in there. That was your toasters, you guys. A Nalafi for you today.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
No, like, what does that mean? A nice coach?
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
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The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
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The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
It's a show of gazillion bubbles for kids.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
To be clear, I did not, I don't condone that sort of behavior, but I understand the kids needed, you needed a place to sit, and the kids needed an activity. I would never judge you, but I just wanted everyone to know I wasn't there.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Okay, I didn't do it. I just wanted everyone to know I was not there for that part.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I would say the vibe of the entire collection is probably having that swirlitude.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Now I got a little bit of a window into what type of parent I'm going to be, because a part of the show is getting volunteers from the audience. So all the kids are like jumping, raising their hands, and obviously Charlie can barely walk, so he was not, we weren't thinking of him. But Harry's three, and he loves to participate, and I wanted my boy to get his shine.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
And so the Bubbles guy is like, I need a volunteer. He did it like four or five times. So I would say in total, maybe five or six kids were chosen. And oh my God, me and Zach, I think we actually really embarrassed Jackie. Me and Zach, Jackie's husband, we were being crazy. Because you basically just have to get the attention of the guy. We were in the fifth or sixth row. It was a small theater.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
We were trying so desperately. I almost flashed my tits. We were trying so desperately to get the attention of the guy who was selecting the volunteers. And the thing is, Harry didn't even really want it. We wanted it.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah, can I go? And I was really upset. That's just my only real criticism of the show is that all the kids, and I know it's like you have to learn, you can't get everything, I get it, but I feel like it really damaged the experience for both Harry and I. I was really upset and seeing him not get chosen, it really bothered me.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I do. I do. So, yes, that's right. Happy April Fool's. Not a joke how pargy our new wares are.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
And I think that I'm gonna be that crazy ass parent on the sidelines of games screaming because my boy deserved to, he deserved to be up there with the bubbles.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
OK, but that little girl who got chosen for the snowfall thing, she was smaller than Harry.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Correct. So all I'm saying, if she got chosen, our angel girl boss could have gotten chosen, too.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
No, it actually broke my heart. Like I really, I'm not over it. I'm sorry.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Oh yeah. And just to like rub it in the other kids' faces. Not only did you not get chosen, every volunteer went home with like a bubble machine or like a bubble wand or a bubble toy. And it was rude. Like where, I was expecting him to say, look under your seats. You're all going home with bubble toys. No.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah, I was looking for more of like a communist type of show and that's where it lacked.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah, it really upset me, like very much so.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Like Abby Lee Miller. Or we won't be able to go to things like that. I'm too much of an empath.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
We have so much. We have so much. Let's get organized, okay? We're so disorganized.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I'm, I'm broken. Like I, thankfully everything just worked out really nicely that we were able to do the Andrew Schultz episode yesterday because I, I was a matron of honor. So like I, and that was a job I took really seriously up in Adam glam at 9am. Um, broken, like seriously slept the whole day. So it was an amazing wedding. And honestly, I think we, we, as a family, we looked pretty pargy.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Would you agree? I think we all kind of, Oh, we brought it. We brought it. Um, And so it was worth it, you know?
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
But you took a beautiful divine diversion to Myrtle Beach.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Jackie's flight refueled in Myrtle Beach. That's like so janky. Refueling? Like...
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
No, and they told Jackie, like, before she was taking off, they made an announcement, like, we're going to need to refuel in Myrtle Beach. It's like, so we're on the ground right now, and you know that we don't have enough fuel? Like, why don't you just get some more?
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
OK, like I did. Like, what am I going to do?
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Like, I know that's the thing about traveling. It's like you can keep us updated. Like, why are you telling me? Are you asking for my input? No. So I'm just sort of at your mercy.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I actually did know that a fun fact about you is that one time, on purpose, you went to Myrtle Beach.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Well, I know we felt like we had yesterday off and we did, but hopefully the toasters did not feel as such because yesterday Jackie and I released content after content after content. Our episode with Andrew Schultz was launched yesterday on YouTube and on podcast. If you missed it, the reviews are in like he's a toast favorite.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
We're going to need you to post a picture like just for proof because I know you've been there. I just I'm having a really hard time visualizing it.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
There is definitely an invisible string tying you to Myrtle Beach. I'm being dead serious. I totally agree. What are the odds that you have been there twice now?
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Did you get a beach house in Myrtle Beach?
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
No, no, I'm saying we always talk about investing in a vacation property, a lake house. Maybe the signs, we need to read them. They're telling you Myrtle Beach is where your next property, your next investment is.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Okay, you don't live at the beach. You've been to the beach three times and you live in Florida.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
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The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
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The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Which is what we're doing today, but we're also doing like a lot of interesting stuff. So even if we were this busy every day, I would still choose today to vlog because there's a lot going on. Like we're shooting a commercial. We're going to be on set.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
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The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
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The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
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The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
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The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
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The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
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The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Our first story, influencer Remy Bader admits to weight loss surgery after months of speculation. Remy joined Khloe Kardashian on her most recent episode of Khloe in Wonderland and shared that she had a brand new, newer surgery, which helped with her weight loss over the last year.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
on location actually on location we have a guest interview we have a gno tonight right i'm trying to get my hair cut because i missed my haircut yesterday if you're wondering my hair looks like this it's because i thought i was gonna have a party blowout this morning and i don't for my big commercial yeah but i'm just gonna be a slicker for my commercial i think it'll be better for the vibes of the commercial creative of the commercial actually the role that you're playing is like slick
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
So she revealed that she underwent a weight loss surgery that cut 80% of her stomach amid months of online rumors speculating that she was either taking medication or got surgery. She said what everyone online, of course, at this point, everyone online is like, okay, well, she did one of the shots or she did the sleeve or something. No one guessed this.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
She admitted that she got a surgery called S-A-D-I, otherwise referred to as single anastomosis duodenal switch. So- She kept referring to it as sadie. Oh, I was gonna say sadie. Of course she did. Of course I was going to say that. Of course you were going to say it wrong.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
So the website explains that the SADI procedure combines sleeve gastrectomy with intestinal bypass to promote greater weight loss.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
It's a form of bariatric surgery, which we all know is like gastric bypass, the sleeve. This is a different type of it.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
It creates a tube-shaped sleeve as well, separating the top part of the small intestine to below the stomach before reattaching it to the bottom part of the intestine. So basically she got 80% of her stomach cut out.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Yeah, and so I watched the episode. She spoke a lot about, before she even said that I had had surgery, she wanted everyone to understand how she got to the place that she did, which I appreciated because she found herself in a precarious situation where she became the face of the body positive movement.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
And she has said in this interview, and I know her personally, she said it to me, but she says it in every interview she does. She's like, hi, I'm not body positive. Like I don't love my body. I actually hate my body. So when you become the face of like, you're supposed to love and accept yourself and then you do something drastic to change it. She's received a lot of criticism for that.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
So her sitting down and like really explaining it with somebody who gets it was very smart. Now, I think people are kind of committed to misunderstanding and just disliking the fact that she did this. Cause I've seen a lot of people just making TikToks about it. And they, they just, they hate that she did it, you know?
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Yeah, it probably feels like a betrayal because she was like, even if she didn't want to be, but she was like the face of this movement for them and felt like a role model. But even following her at the time before she had the surgery, like, and she shared even more about her poor health status on Khloe's podcast.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
But even you could just see in her videos, there were days at a time where she couldn't get out of bed. Because of her back, her knees. She had like multiple back surgeries.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Sleep apnea. And then, so that's the stuff we knew and she shared. But stuff that she didn't share, that even as her friend, I didn't know, was that actually when she, one of the things that really drove her to make the decision to get the surgery was that she was told she was becoming infertile because of her weight. And that was something like she never expected.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
But yeah, like sleep apnea, she, you know, if she fell or something, it really, I know that she fell and her, like her knee, gave out. So there were days where she couldn't walk. And then she just has like genetic and hereditary back issues, which were exacerbated. So she was like, you know, a 27 year old girl who had two, two back surgeries. Like that's not, you know, a normal place to be at.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
So she very much said like my weight is, was the reason for my declining health at 27 years old.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Right, and I think that just followers of hers without like having inside knowledge could see that, that it wasn't like this amazingly positive thing all the time that was like really weighing and negatively impacting her quality of life. Yes.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
And her relationships, too. She had spoke openly about her romantic relationships, but also her relationship with her parents, because they were really worried about her. And there's really no way to say it in a good way.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
And in a way that the person wants to hear and is like, thanks.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
We've all been there. So it just was impacting. And so she spent the first like 30 minutes of the podcast just really letting people know what her life was like before. Just to like, I think to deflect any sort of criticism of her decision to do it. Now, people are going to hate regardless, but she really wanted people who were open to understanding her journey to get that.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
And I feel like she did a good job. Then she shared the actual story. surgery process, which honestly sounded horrible. So she happened to have had like a, it's a decent recovery and she, like everything that could go wrong did. So like you're supposed to feel sick for a couple of days. She was sick for six weeks. She had to move home. She like couldn't take care of herself. Throwing up.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
just really, really like bad and hard. And she was also then like freaking out being like, what the hell did I do? Like I changed my body and now I feel, and I'm having an abnormal reaction to it. Did I just ruin my life? Like, am I going to be in the hospital for the rest of my life? Which I didn't even think about that part, but like that must've been a bug out, right?
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
And you guys are probably wondering, like, don't you guys have hair and makeup for your commercial? No. No, we don't.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Like you made this huge decision. It seems to work for everybody else. You've never heard that other people are in the hospital for, you know, weeks at a time. And like, did I do something wrong? So then that's like the panic of that.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Eventually, like she just, she said also when they cut her open to do her stomach, she also, they found that she had a really fatty liver, so they had to do like other things. And now, like the person we see now, so she said it's been a little under a year, she's lost 140 pounds.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
The person we see now who's like so, feeling so good, looking so good, like that was not the reality for the majority of the journey, and that's part of the reason why she didn't share. When did she start to feel better? Was it six weeks? I feel like it was like two or three months. Okay.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
That would require us waking up earlier. So we politely declined. So we don't have hair and makeup for our big commercial. That's why we look so pargy-licious today. We have... So much to do. Like, we have a Pargy show. We also have kind of an inaugural moment here in Toast Tertiary.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Um, and I remember like at the time, like watching her content, like you could see like her quality of like, she was home. Her quality of life was really not that of someone who is, you know, successful and young and, and in love. And it was just, it was, it was crazy to watch. She was still in her relationship, but he really like didn't know how to take care of her because it was so crazy.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Yeah. That, okay. I mean, I know that they ended badly, but that feels like, I mean, I wouldn't know what to do.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Like it's crazy. Um, And so the backlash, of course, has been swift. And kind of the recurring thing is like, well, she should have been honest. She should have been open. She shouldn't have told people that she was body positive. And she shouldn't have told people that she did this with diet and exercise. And to be clear, like, she didn't. She didn't say that she did it with diet and exercise.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
She just never... She just ignored it. She just ignored it. And... I, somebody like who did something similar, like when my weight loss was becoming obvious to people and they would like start commenting Ozempic, like I blocked the word Ozempic. Like I wasn't ready to share it yet. Um, and so I come from a place of like complete understanding. Like I totally side with Remy.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Like not only does she owe nobody anything, even as the, even if she was like the most body positive face of the movement, she still doesn't know anyone, anything about like her own private medical journey. Um, and the fact that she did share in her own time, like I do think will ultimately benefit people. Cause she's not coming on here, like endorsing the shit out of the surgery.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
She's not being like, everybody should get bariatric. She was being like, it was really hard. It wasn't what I expected. Now I'm at a place where I can look back fondly on the experience. But at the time, like it was not, they say it's like the easy way out. Right. She was like, it was not.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
How does she feel now though? Because like, yes, the recovery was hard, but it seems like the whole thing, this is a whole, even like inadvertently an endorsement of this surgery because she looks amazing. She sounds happy and healthy and like that she's, you know, able to really enjoy her life now.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
So even though obviously it's hard and you go through a lot, this does feel like an endorsement whether or not she's endorsing it.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Well, she maintains that like this place that she's at now where we're all seeing like a much happier, healthier version of her physically, mentally, physically, job wise, she really maintains that like, it's not all due to the fact that she lost weight. Um, she did other work on herself therapy, um, obviously getting out of the relationship and then being heartbroken for the first time.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Like she feels like she's on the other end of like a bunch of things that have all contributed to this like newer version of herself. But I think that she feels if she says, and this is just me guessing, I think she feels if she says that,
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
you know it's all due to the fact that she's thin now it's like definitely a betrayal to the community the community but also like something that I know she really believed in and believes in when she was building her platform yeah but I feel like you had the same thing because you are so positive like I feel differently like and this is where I don't necessarily relate like word for word to her experience is like I didn't find myself really unhappy in my life
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
This is Jackie's first time visiting me at our, yeah, that's right, Jackie also pays for the studio, our new studio. You haven't been to the new NYC HQ yet. Give me your thoughts. We got her whole reaction on the vlog that we're vlogging, of course, but tell me your initial thoughts. It's nicer than I expected.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
As a plus size person. I just hated the way that I looked. Like I came at it really. To be honest. From like a shallow point of view. And so. Yeah. You don't want to admit. When you lose the weight. That like it really was this thing. That like it was the thing. You know. Yeah. And so. But for me. Like. I don't know. And you could probably speak to it. Like. Is my personality. Or my disposition.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Very different. Big or small. No. Like my mood. And my. My level of joy. Yeah.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
actually, I've not really thought about it, but like, kind of, like, you've always been a happy, funny, positive person, but like, you're down for so much more. You said yes to life. Yes, I'm more open, 1,000%. Like, you never, you were more like, Like, hermogeny. Like, you know, just everything's a bad idea. I don't want to do this. I don't want to do that.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
And, of course, like, there's a bunch of reasons.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
It's so funny because, like, I look back, I'm like, I was so happy.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
No, but when I... The thing is, at the time, though, like, you were so positive and so happy. But now, after the weight loss, it just opened up another, like... Category. Door of, like... And now you're so...
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
360 even though I agree with you at that time you were so happy but we didn't even know how much happier you're just a happy person and you could be even happier I guess it's like I think some people find themselves at a place where they're really unhappy with their weight and it affects other facets of their life whether it's romantic relationships career opportunities um
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
different things and I I maybe I'm wrong but I didn't feel like I got to that place and that's something I'm like proud of like that I was able to work on myself and really like be in a good marriage and like have positive mental health and you always have all of those things but then it just got even more crazy um but not I realized that that I think that that I'm unique in that experience because it's really hard not to let your weight just like take over your entire life so when you come out of it you don't want to say like it was all my weight the whole time but I do think
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
In the future, like, when Remy looks back on this, I do think she will see that, like, it was mostly... More the weight than it was the working on herself. Or the heartbreak.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Even a year ago, like, she's always been, like, a mental health advocate, always has been, like, working with people and working on her mental health. So what's actually the thing that's changed in the last year is her weight. Is the weight.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
I don't know why. What did you expect? It's lighter and brighter and... like more Kardashian than I thought. Like, you know what I mean? Like the beiges and the pinks, like it's a very Kardashian vibe. Am I at Kylie Cosmetics offices?
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Um, I think that like people are really critical of her choice to do it on Chloe's podcast, which I think was brilliant. I agree. And I think probably made her feel really safe. Like Chloe's such a nice person and they have a personal relationship.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
And Chloe's been through dramatic weight loss with everybody's eyes on you telling you you're too skinny. You're doing it wrong. Like you, you.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Left us in the dust. There is no right way to lose weight as a person who was popular amongst the movement of body positivity and plus size. There's no right way to do it. People are going to feel betrayed. They're going to feel left behind. They're going to feel jealous. People from the skinny, and Nikki Glaser just did a great bit on this on...
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Ozempic on Jimmy Fallon just being like skinny people hate it because like now we're all equal but like you've had to work more on yourself. Yeah like you have a great personality. You have a great personality too and now like we look the same. So there's no right people are going to criticize it. Like I got so much backlash when they didn't like now I don't even care.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Like I would do it 15 times over and I would wait double as long to tell everyone like I don't care because I found like myself in a good place and at the end of the day that's what matters. But all of this is really new to Remy. She's not like an OG influencer. Do you know what I mean? She's like a TikToker who took off during COVID.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
So I think, like, I have a lot of sympathy for her because, you know, you get hardened the longer you do this. And she's still relatively new to it. And that movement, that community, like, they can be brutal, especially when you leave them behind. I was a part of it, too.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Like, you feel betrayed when, like, one of your favorite fatties leaves you and the community because you loved to see somebody, like, fat and successful and happy and healthy and rich. And you saw, like, oh, that could happen to me. Mm-hmm. And then when they leave, like, I get it. It's really disappointing. But like, I feel like people are being really unfair to Remy.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Yeah, I haven't seen the backlash. It's on TikTok. Right, I'm sure. But this is a person who's healthier and happier than she was before. And I think that's something that should be celebrated. And if she didn't tell you when you wanted to know. I mean, clearly she had 140 pounds in a year. Like that's dramatic weight loss.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Like you can use some deductive reasoning that like she's had some sort of aid. And also just like trust your faves that she will tell you when she's ready. And if you can't trust that, then she's not your fave.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
That is what people are saying. And I'm so glad you just said that. Being like, well, it's misleading to let people think that you lost all of this weight with diet and exercise. First of all, Remy never said that. She just didn't answer. She never said that she did. And two, like if you're low-key stupid enough to think somebody could lose 140 pounds in under a year diet and exercise.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
When they were struggling so much. Their whole life. And then one day just.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
The internet ain't for you. Like you're dumb. Like where's the personal accountability? And people always like, you're misleading your audience. Who are these dumb people? It's always like generic. What about the young people? Go talk to your parents. Like it's not Remy's fucking job. She's just trying to live her best, like healthiest life and get through it. You know? She's not a nutritionist.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Like if you were really like. And she said that at the beginning of the episode. She's like, before I dive in, she gave like a whole.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Of course. No, but like if you were really looking to Remy to like validate your life choices and like eat what Remy eats and do what Remy does, look in the mirror. Like that's not a healthy way to be on the internet.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Wow, okay. I was like a little nervous about you coming. Cause first of all, like you do contribute to half the rent. So like you do have a say in like, And also I didn't want her thinking like I'm, you know, like a rat in my New York City disgusting dungeon studio. So like I over the last since I found out you were coming, I've been making improvements.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Agreed. It's not good internet behavior.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Like we're just following people passively. Like we're here for a good time. Like we're not. It's not that serious. Agreed. So congrats. Congrats to Remy. Very happy for her. Our next story, a little more influencer news, a bit of an update because Alex Earl says that she can't podcast for the foreseeable future. So Alex Earl did a little GRWM. Let's get ready for all of our Gen Xers.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
She said in the beginning, she said, I have to put a pause on podcasting right now for the foreseeable future. Don't really want to get into the details of it all. And I kind of can't get into the details of it all right now. but I've loved it so much and I'm really proud of what I built with the podcast.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Instead of dropping new episodes, she said that she's going to be pivoting to vlogging on YouTube. I'm laughing because this is like what we just said she should do.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
And I'm so glad like she listened. I don't know if it was like, I thought it was kind of obvious to people being like, Claudia, she heard your episode. I don't think so. I think like she came to the conclusion on her own because it's like kind of obvious.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
A logical conclusion. She said, I don't want to leave you
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
just leave you astray and not leave you with anything I also think I would lose my mind so good news is I'm going to be putting out weekly vlogs for this foreseeable future she just dropped a vlog of like her family's spring break at Universal Studios and next she's going to do Ultra Music Festival in Miami the only thing that's confusing about this that maybe you can um
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
explain is she said, I kind of can't get into the details of it all right now.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Right, so she said that she's not podcasting anymore because she can't. And she can't tell us why. So it was giving legal dispute, battle, unwell, intellectual property. So of course, the comments are like, what did Alex Cooper do to you? So, so much so, I guess it must have been overwhelming because I feel like Alex Cooper does not respond to stuff.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Like, there's always things being said about, like, the show and network. And she kind of lets everyone speculate. It's like a good strategy. But she put up an Instagram story about this, which I was so shocked because she doesn't respond to anything. And it was basically like, guys, I'm seeing all your comments about, like, Alex not podcasting.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Just letting you know, like, her inability to podcast has nothing to do with Unwell. Like, we're settled. You know, I gave her IP. I learned from the best at Stool Presidente. She tagged Dave. Just being like, please excuse me from this narrative. I don't know a reason why Alex would be unable to podcast.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
And that she can't get into the details of it all. If it has nothing to do with Unwell. I don't think it has anything to do with Unwell because we did hear that she got the IP weeks ago. And so they're goodbye. I guess, like, I don't know if people, why they didn't just know that instead of bothering Alex Cooper about this.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Yeah, but I think that it was the only logical reason Reason, why else? I'm asking. So I don't blame people for thinking it had to do with Unwell. I, not gonna lie, I thought the same. You did? Yeah. Even though we know it's been squared away for sure. Why else would someone be unable to podcast?
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
I got the wallpaper put up little things like I got all the boxes cleared out. Like I really wanted you to, you know, respect our NYC HQ because I respect our South Florida HQ.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
have to put a pause maybe she had a non-compete like I don't know I don't know what I thought but Alex is like no this is maybe like I'm not able because I don't want to right and I don't think she should podcast I think it's a waste of her time and energy I think even though she just did that episode with Bethany and it was like really good yeah but that must have been like before all the drama went down like pre-recorded perhaps I feel like it was that week of Bethany yeah I don't know but why would you like put all this effort into like a big podcast if you're gonna cancel the next week I don't
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
I think the situation is fluid, honestly.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Yeah. But it could just be like, I can't podcast right now because I'm tired and my mental health is suffering and I can't do it.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
And I wanted to look up how it was performing. I watched it. I watched a little bit of it.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
No, her new vlog, like compared to Hot Mess.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
And now our new one. And now our new one. Yeah. So, um, I think it's really great. I don't know why, even when you show me this wallpaper on FaceTime, like it just looked darker. Like everything, just the color of everything is different. It's a very purgy vibe in here.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
So it's not like I was expecting to come to a dump, but like part of being in a studio was like, you want a dumpy vibe because it should be like dark and quiet. Um, and no, it's light and bright and I'm enjoying my time here. Okay. She said it's Kardashian. I did. And I meant it.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
We have actually such good stories today. A lot of internet drama, not drama, but like the internet swirlies were making news yesterday.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
My group chats were popping off. I could not keep pace with them because I was traveling. And as I said, like I missed my haircut because my flight got moved. It was just a long travel day. And I couldn't even keep up with my group chats because that's so much that internet was talking.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Welcome back to the toast and happy Thursday. That feels like a fucking Friday bitch. Cause we're fucking celebrating Jackson. Claude is coming to town. Jackson. Claude is coming to town. Jackson. Claude is coming to town. That's right. We're singing. because Jax and Claude are coming to town. Hey Jax, how you doing?
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Yeah, lots was going on. We're going to talk about the Alex's. We're going to talk about Remy and Chloe's podcast. And then some other human interest type stories to get you guys settled into your days. Yeah. It's Thursday.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
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Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
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The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Usually we'd have a summer house recap, but due to all... The travels and Claudia went out to dinner last night. So it's not just me because Zach actually turned it on the hotel TV. He turned on Summer House and I was like, no.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Claudia's not watching. I could have watched it when I got home, but like I'm a pregnant person. I need to be asleep by 9.30 and I did get home at like 9.45. So that was hard for me. So no Summer House recap this week. This week is just like a little, where the toast, where Jackson Cloud in New York City giveth, it also taketh away a little bit.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
upcoming yeah like they cast some musical and it's she's already in it what is she doing next uh let me go to her imdb rachel zegler next movie come on gemini no there's i'm not seeing anything it's hard to find anything oh all credits not what movie is rachel zegler starring in next oh yeah gemini Oh yeah, it's not a movie. She's doing Evita, Eva Peron in the West End.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
You know, the Madonna song. Come on. Whatever, it's like a huge Broadway role.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Okay, cool. That's good for her. Yeah, she's perfect for Broadway. The small screen. Yeah. Yeah. And honestly, like I feel like she was also in West Side Story, which I don't think. Well, then Ansel Elgort ruined that movie. She's kind of like a curse. She is. And she was also in Hunger Games prequel, which I just, I only learned recently. And I think it did well. It came and went.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
But I didn't see it. The thing I saw about that movie was the Olivia Rodrigo song that she wrote for it. Like that was the biggest part. Yeah, no, she's not like a hit maker.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Yeah. How many flops do you get before they're like, okay, you're out?
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
I do think theater and music, like you're more often to flop than not. Do you know what I mean? Like it's a niche category.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
I don't know these big movies. But these big ones. When these big movies fail, they take on so much money.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Yeah, like West Side Story was like Steven Spielberg, right? Yeah. You know, I wouldn't say it flopped. It was nominated for like Oscars and stuff. No, commercially? Commercially, it wasn't huge. I agree. Okay. Are you ready for our next story, our fourth story? If it's our fourth story that's brought to you by Saks.com, perchance. Saks. Yeah. Shopping at Saks is party-licious.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
That's what the copy says, and I can attest to that. So there's so many fun and inspiring ways to shop at Saks. If you're looking for instant inspiration for... different work trips, vacations. Um, what else are we shopping for? You're going to a music festival. Are you coming to see your big sister, little sister in the big city? You need more city slicking type of clothes.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Even though last night was like our episode. Yeah.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Sax.com is the best place to shop. Let me tell you, it is so easy to shop. Um, in terms of like great edits and great, just categories filters to shop on. You can really find anything from like beauty gifts for him, her, something for yourself.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Um, so if you're also just looking to like cultivate a new vibe, I feel like the seasons are about to change and like, we're all becoming new versions of ourselves. Um, Um, shopping on sex.com is really great because it's a great place to find up and coming designers before everybody else. I feel like anytime I've been new to a certain like style or brand, I found it at sex.com.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
It was? It was like Craig and Kyle. Okay, it's been our episode for like four weeks. So I kind of, it's kind of like the boy who cried wolf. Agreed, agreed. But of all the episodes for us to miss, like we would miss this one, but it's fine. I'm sorry. We were sat for the last four. We were sat for the last four. I had to move on with my life.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Not because I'm like cool or anything, just because like the people who, who designed their website, like are cooler. And you're going to find, like, I found this great Danielle Guizio skirt for the era store that like everybody wore after me. So I was such a drug letter. Um, And I just can't really stress how pleasant the online shopping experience is.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
It can be overwhelming, especially at like a big store, to know where to start. And I feel like their categories, their filters, their different designer options are really great. So ShopSaks.com, you won't regret it. It's S-A-K-S.com. Saks.com. Today's episode is also brought to you by Rocket Money.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
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The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
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The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
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The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
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The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
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The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
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The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
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The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
thank you slash turt next story some legal news kim kardashian will testify in the trial for her 10 million dollar paris robbery so kim will testify against the parisian underground gang accused of coordinating her infamous 2016 robbery tmz reported on wednesday she is set to travel to france in may to take the stand nearly 10 years after being bound and robbed at gunpoint no it's not 10 years in her hotel room in paris what was that um
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
security guard's name. Pascal. I was actually just thinking about him, maybe because I saw this news.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
So what was I saying before? What weren't you saying? Oh yeah, I went out to dinner. I had salmon.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
He was like a famous, and he did a lot of people, mostly Kim, but like you would just see him like pop up. I mean, he was no Shango. He was no Shango.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
And that's what happens when you leave parties with Shango. I can't believe like we think the American judicial system is slow. Like this is really crazy that the trial starts 10 years later. I know she like has to, but the fact that she has to go and test if I want, I'm sure this is like the worst. She does not want to go back physically, mentally to this place.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
horrible they were 12 of the 17 suspects were ordered to trial in 2021 and then the trial was set four years later because it did take some time to like identify who the people were right it was like a big gang of yeah not just one person right that was like such a crazy that's one of the biggest i would say like pop culture moments of the last that was so crazy that's like one of those things where like you remember where you were when you found out yeah
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
And every time she talks about it, like she, she, and she doesn't talk about it a lot. Um, except she did talk about it this season when she was talking about her like diamonds.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
I thought you got spaghetti pomodoro.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Oh. And she was also just talking about the way that she responds to things like her calmness that like they always said was her superpower, which has turned into like a numbness to anything going on in her life. Cause she just started therapy and the therapist was like, obviously one time in your life, like you experienced something and you reacted calmly and that really worked out for you.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
I was going to get spaghetti pomodoro, but then I forgot about a kind of like a major life event that happened to me yesterday.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Like, what do you think? that that was. And so she was telling Chloe and she's like, so I'm trying to like think like from like, what was it? And Chloe's like, you're robbery. You were calm and that worked well. And ever since then, you've been calm. And she was like, oh, oh yeah. And like, they were like literally like trying to figure it out.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
She also referenced it. What was it? Was it a Bonnie wedding? Just talking about how she used to like, after... After Paris, she was like, I'm giving up on my material items. I don't want to wear jewelry anymore. They cut to that thing of her on Ellen being like, that stuff doesn't matter to me anymore. And then they cut to her in India, like wearing $7 million worth of diamonds.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
But those were rented. No, they were rented, but also it's been 10 years. So yeah, 10 years ago, she didn't want to do that. People change, like you heal, hopefully. And maybe you can go back to enjoying some of the things that you used to, and I'm sure she does it all differently now than she did in the past.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Oh my God, testifying, I, like in any case, like testifying sounds horrible, but like when you're the victim. Yeah, and when, it really seems like she's healed, because it was like, so for a while right after she like didn't, she wasn't seen anywhere, didn't do anything, but then she even said like for years, like she, didn't want to leave the house.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
I went to the doctor for, you know, my visit. And I always, when I go to the doctor, there's like two appointments. You do the scan and you check on the baby and then you go check on you. You go upstairs and you get like your blood pressure, your pee. Your weight. And I always, the nurses are amazing. They're like, we're going to weigh you.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
She didn't want to have like, she had anxiety about going out about people knowing where she was. Like it really plagued her. And I really feel like now it feels like such in, so in the past, like, I don't know how much it affects her day to day life. I feel like less than ever. And so to now go back and relive it, like I do feel really bad for her.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Yeah, I agree. So hopefully justice will be served. I also feel like it changed the way everyone, every public figure interacts on social media and, um, just like with their fans and how much information they put out about themselves and their family. I feel like we were just having this conversation offline.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
When you can see, you really don't know with real celebrities who actually are, threats get made. You never know where they are at the time. We always are now finding out after. this thing happened to Kim. Like everybody tightened that up even more with like how they're posting. They never post in real time. They went to, they leave the country before now. You know what I mean?
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
And I feel like a lot of it had to do with Kim. Yeah. Cause like not in any way to victim blame, but like they used her social media because she was sharing like what she was wearing, what the diamonds were, where they were from and where she was going. And she was like, I'm home now, you know, like posting in real time, kind of giving a map to bad faith actors. Yeah.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
And so people really like don't do that.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Agreed. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Little travel news. I'm so ready. I requested this story. United Airlines flight to China was forced to turn around after the pilot realized he forgot his passport. So a United Airlines flight from LA to China had to turn around two hours into its journey after the pilot forgot his passport. And thank God it was only two hours. Right.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Because I just want to say, like, we can joke, and Jackie made a hilarious joke. I was like, Ben's the pilot. Ben's the pilot. Ben as a pilot. And it's interesting that, like, this doesn't happen more, right? Having said that... I think the fact that they turned around is really crazy. Like it's literally not the past. Like everybody here has plans, paid money.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
And so yeah, if the pilot, because he's dumb, has to land and then turn around, like that's really not everybody's problem. Yeah. And then if it was a flight attendant, like if a passenger forgot their passport, would they turn around?
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
But you can't even get on the plane without your passport as a passenger when you're flying international. Right, right, right. So I feel like that should go the same for pilots and crew members. And I feel like it does. Maybe just- they forgot to check him and it was the same day he forgot his passport because otherwise this would happen more often.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Yeah. I just feel, it feels unfair, honestly. If I'm a passenger, I'm so fucking annoyed. You spent four hours on a plane to go nowhere? He say he lands in China and he just can't get off the plane. Well, you can be at the airport without a passport. They hold you at customs, you get a snack, you know. But they would send him home and that's called the consequences of your actions.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
And I'm like, okay, I'm going to turn around, take my shoes off. Like, please just write it down. I'm not interested in knowing. And I can't be the only one who says that. They're like, of course, of course. And they've respected it every single time. And they're like always hyping me up. You know, like, queen, you look beautiful. Yesterday was no different. Queen, you look beautiful.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
But no, now all 300 passengers have to suffer financially, emotionally, because you- Well, they got back and a new crew took over
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
to take them to their destination. So they didn't have to wait for him to go home and go get it. Okay, but still, it's an extra four hours on your ready long flight. I'm not saying it's nothing. I'm not saying it's nothing. Let me tell you, if that's me, I'm so fucking annoyed. Yeah, they were provided with meal vouchers and compensation.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
What, $11? Oh, did you see January Jones? I meant to send this story. She's making news using her social media, complaining about, I believe it was United Airlines. Because her pilot turned around because he forgot his passport? No, she had some drama, like a delay, and they offered meal vouchers to everyone, and she took to her social media to be like, really, United Airlines?
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
A meal voucher for... January Jones calls out airline for their response after a 16-hour flight delay. She says, do better. So on Sunday, she shared a screenshot on her Instagram stories of a flight delay details that showed a 16-hour and 25-minute delay for her trip, and then alongside the image, she told United Airlines to do better. A couple $15 food vouchers ain't going to cut it, she added.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Our 7.30 p.m. flight last night still hasn't left. Now she showed a follow-up image of her resting on the floor at the airport. Now, if this is my friend from college, I'm with her. I'm like, yeah, fuck United Airlines. But once again, another celebrity falling into the trope of using their social media to complain to customer service about usually an airline. It's never reading well for me.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Well, I just... Okay, being somewhere for 16 hours, like, that's horrible. And I understand, like, you want to complain about it and you want to, like, tell everyone, like, what's going on with you. And I feel like she can still post this. But the tagging of United and being upset about $15 food vouchers, like, that's where you lose me.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Like, she could be like, oh, my God, 16-hour travel place, worst day ever. Get me home. I'm so mad. Yeah, for sure, for sure. No, it's the complaining about the... And she... By the way, if she's just a regular passenger... And she could even be like, ugh, at United. I would... be okay with that. But you're upset about $15 food vouchers. Imagine how the people who aren't on TV feel.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
I said, thanks, queen. Then I went into like a different office to talk to the doctor and she was like, you need to get blood drawn. So on your way out, she gave me like this paper. It's like a form that you take to the lab to give to the lab person to be like, hi, I'm here to get my blood drawn. And I don't know why the fuck I looked at it.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Imagine how the poor passengers feel.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
This is like, she's so close to being safe that I'm not gonna go so crazy. We didn't make this story. But like, stop it.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Stop it right now. It's just also one of my least favorite things. Whenever a celebrity complains, they're never wrong. If I'm a regular passenger, that's annoying and it's wrong and the company should do better. But you're on the longest running, most successful TV show of all time. Take a private plane.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
No, or you could go have a meal at a restaurant. Right.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Yeah, and then this is, you call them when you land and they give you like a thousand million miles. Correct. That's how it works. Don't forget to call when you land. That's how it works. Those were good stories. Thanks, Jax. Oh, you're welcome. Yeah, I guess we're all done here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No summer house. Is this Nassafi?
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
No. It's feeling like Nassaf. No, I think it's like a Narafi and it's regular. Okay. Okay. That's our show, you guys. Thank you so much for listening to the Chelsea Millennium Morning Show. We deliver the fastest stories on YouTube. So if you're watching this on YouTube, please subscribe, leave a thumbs up. Also, if you're watching this on YouTube, please subscribe, leave a thumbs up.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
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The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
I never thought for a second my weight was going to be on it, but it was on it. Now it's also funny because it was like a lot of words on this paper. My eyes found, like I just saw weight. It's actually insane how my eyes were looking for it. And this is the first time I have found out my weight since probably my first or second appointment.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
So when I was 13 weeks, I just decided that I wasn't gonna keep up with my weight. Now, if I could do it all over again, I probably wouldn't have not known.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Not to even change the number that it is today, but just it wouldn't have been so surprising to go from the number you were at before to the number you're at now.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Yeah, and to be honest, I really had no idea what I was going to be at. I'm like, maybe it's not so bad. And it was. It was pretty much as bad as it could be.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
How much have you gained? You don't have to tell us your weight, obviously. We're not psychopaths.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Yeah, well, when I went to the family chat to just sort of say, I was literally crying in the car.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
She was crying. She's like, I'm tearing up. I accidentally saw my weight. And Jackie's literally, she didn't even say, oh, she goes, what was it? I need to work with the facts before I can have an emotional response.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
So all that to say, yeah, I didn't get the pasta last night.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
But also because- Wow, that's how much it affected you?
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
No, actually not really. Dr. Fox just keeps telling me I need to eat more fish and meat. My iron levels are low.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
So I was like- That's because you're so skinny and small.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
That's what I thought, right? So color me so surprised when I saw my weight on the form. So I don't like to eat fish in my house. I can only eat fish at a restaurant. Do you know what I mean? So I never go to restaurants. So I was like, you know what? I should have the fish. Don't worry, I also had pizza and so much bread.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
I was fine. You need a fish pasta.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
No, no, I don't. Yummy. And so if anybody's in my position where it's like weight is your whole life and you've lost a lot of weight and now you're getting pregnant, you have to go back. I would suggest... not turning a blind eye. I don't think it was my wisest decision, but there was so much change, you know? I couldn't take it on.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Yeah, it's good to know just so that you never see like a jump of 30, 40 pounds. I don't know what the actual number, because I don't know what you were before. I only know like your new weight. So I'm not saying that you have gained 30, 40 pounds. I have no idea. I wish. Oh God, wait, you're making me feel so much worse. 30, 40, I wish. How much have you gained? That's not bad.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
I'm doing good. I am in New York City, the big city. Big city slicker. Look at me, all black.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
No, and then I, like, posted... I gained... 60?
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Yeah, I just have some time left, you know? Yeah. Well, I posted this whole saga on my Instagram story, and, like, people were very quick to, you know, chime in with their responses. And I just want to say to the people who were, like, trying to be helpful, being like, I get it, I gained 30 pounds, like... 30 pounds is so not a lot.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
And what people don't understand, and I know I'm gonna make it worse for us, but you guys need to understand how bad we have it, is that we are short. So like Kylie gaining 60 pounds and me gaining 60 pounds is not the same.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Yeah, like I like to tell myself, oh, Kylie did it too, but no, it's so much different when you're short. So like, yeah, for short people, you probably gain 30, 40 pounds and that's a lot.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Actually, she's tiny. She's a tiny little, fragile little city slicker.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
when you're in the 50s and 60s like that's a lot a lot and if you and I just want to say like any amount that you gain because someone's sitting there who's short who gained 80 pounds and you know what I mean and like no that is going to be me like wait fuck but every pound you gain is beautiful that's why like not only should you keep a breast just to know so you never see this like stark change but you have to just make peace with it you have to make peace with it like no I know and I felt like no breastfeeding and ozempic are waiting for you
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
I felt like a brat, like being upset about it, especially after like a clean bill of health from the doctor. Like that's all, like the fact that I walked out of the doctor and the thing I was thinking about was my weight, not the fact that like the scan went great. Like it's so, I'm sorry, I'm a human being and like it is what bothered me.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Oh, tiniest. She's like too precious to walk down these streets.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
And like, that's why I'm crying in the car, like an actual six-year-old. But like, I wish I could change my perspective. I can't, I'm sorry. Like, I know what everybody's saying. You're right. Like Margaret sending me,
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
inspirational text messages like i know not satchy with the wisdom i know even though like i wanted to slap her she was like she said the thing that like i just hate you're literally going human like shut up like she's also on her camera app in the mirror like you know and to be clear i'm gaining i'm growing a four pound human okay like let's just be real i know but you really have to make peace with it and i feel like you know that you should but you actually haven't tried to
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
I know that I should, and I actually haven't tried to, 1,000%. I have a lot going on. I'm shooting a commercial today. Like, I just can't. I really can't. And it's just when you're at a weight that, like, you hate so much, and then you finally, like, you fulfill your life stream of getting away from that weight, which I did. Thank you, Ozempic. You think you're never going to return.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
You are too precious to walk down these streets.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
I, like, turned my back on that number, and I'm like, see you never, bitch. Meanwhile, I'll see you next year.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
I always was. Even when I lived here, I was not the elk of New Yorker. You were not made for city slicking. And now, like a fish out of water, I'll take an Uber.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Yeah, but it's so different. It's so different. I know, I know, I know. It's so different.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
I know. So that's why I had the salmon. No, I'm kidding. That isn't why I had the salmon, but it wasn't not a factor. I'm just going to, I'm going to try and like walk a little bit more. I'm really not going to.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
I feel like you've been healthy though. Or do you just pretend like to the family that you're healthy?
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Oh, does that, does it come off that way? I'm not trying, by the way, sometimes I do put my best, sometimes I do put my best foot forward and like lie to you guys. I don't feel like I've been doing that. Okay. How do you think that I've been healthy?
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Like I just, I've not seen you like order like a crazy meals and you don't post like huge amount. Like you go and you go to the diner and then Ben makes you dinner. Like it seems like very balanced. I thought so. That's what I thought. I'm not hiding anything. I think you should keep doing what you're doing. Okay.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Yeah, except now I'm just like really, especially my physical therapist said like, try and walk as much as you can. So I'm trying to get in like 5,000 steps a day, which I think is just good for like life, you know? But I was having round ligament pain, so I really couldn't. Now I'm feeling better, but whatever. It's fine, like whatever.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
It's whatever. Well, thank you for sharing that and being vulnerable. It's actually gonna be a theme of today's episode.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
I know we're gonna talk about Remy making news on Chloe Kardashian's podcast.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Yeah, I'm happy for Chloe. I'm happy for Chloe too. This was a good get. I actually- It was a mutually great gets for each of them.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Yes, I knew Remy at some point was gonna like share her journey and I was wondering where she was gonna do it.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
And I actually can't think of a better place. No, and Khloe's a new podcast, so of course she didn't like come to mind. But they're friends. Khloe's obviously been through a lot of weight loss and also weight criticism. Yeah, like being in the spotlight about your weight. Throughout her career. It was really perfect and like so premium.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
It kind of looks like this because it was like very Kardashian. Correct.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
So it kind of looks like this show. She also is, I can't lie, I haven't watched any Khloe in Wonderland. It just hasn't been... Enticing to me yet, but that's podcast. Every episode like is for everyone else. And I watched Remy's and let me tell you, Chloe is a very good interviewer because she knows how to listen. Yeah. Which we're still working on.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
I'd never know you weren't a big New York City gal with your all black outfit, your slick back bun. She's cosplaying. She's doing what she does best. She's LARPing as a New Yorker today.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Critical skill. Yeah. And I also finally understood the title of her podcast after also watching Kardashians of last week. Cause it's not Alice in Wonderland. No, it's like, it's all about things she's curious about. So it's like, she's in wonderland of a land of wondering about things. Oh, okay. That's actually kind of pargy for a podcast. Cause she'll talk.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Cause when on the episode I was watching, she was talking about how she'll have people come on and talk about, you know, the pyramids. Like, please no. Okay. I've so had enough. Or the, how the earth is flat. Please no. But I felt like, you know, all that stuff and that stuff plays so well on podcasts. It does. Theorizing conspiracy and everything, all types of different just wonders.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Um, so I'll put it all together and it was quite pargy.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Well, um, it was my first time watching. It's really high quality. Um, It's funny how the Kardashians like invented, remember that photo booth that they used to have everywhere, Murmur? Uh-huh. And like it was like they were posting these pictures from events on Instagram and they were so beautiful. And then everybody started getting the Murmur at their own wedding.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
And whatever they did there, like they applied to her podcast. Everybody looks gorgeous on it. Their skin, it has like this tan filter. It's pargy.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
I am, even though I'm a New Yorker, which is so crazy. You are. I never was. No, not in your true heart. Even when I was here 10 years, I never was. Also, we're doing something really fun today, which is vlogging our day. We have such a busy day, you guys.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Same with the show. They have filters on. They have technology. We need that technology.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
You're telling me after seeing my weight at the doctor's office. Yeah. We need technology. So the stories are actually really good today. I feel like we're gonna have some kind of complex dynamic combos. Classic us. So us to be so complex and dynamic. So without further ado-do-do-do-do. Where are you? Where are you? He's either in heaven or a dungeon in Brooklyn being someone's sex slave.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Sad. Oh, I wonder if I'll see a rodeo while I'm here.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Well, I hope so because he got groomed yesterday for you. Oh. So me and Ben, um,
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
send Romeo to like a grooming place and you know you always have doubts when you send like your children furry or otherwise to like a facility you're like are they abusing the dogs there you see these videos online and and you know every time we go we just like we acknowledge like maybe something's happening and like we just need to get over because he's got to get bathed and his nails so yesterday I was walking past the place while Romeo was there and they actually groom them in the window which I like like you can't be abusing a dog in a public storefront
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
And I looked my head in and oh my God, he is in love with this woman. And I actually went inside. I should have done this before. I met the woman who grooms him. Oh, she loves Romeo. She's like always doing Romeo. She showed me pictures of him in January. So I felt really good that like the daycare I'd been sending Romeo to isn't abusing the dogs. At least not my girl.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Yeah. Or not your dog. Yeah, that's so true. Maybe some of the uggos. Yeah, but Rodeo gets special treatment.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Special treatment. They sent him out in like a little bow. So I want him to look nice for you and your family. So you have to come see.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
We'll set it up. I'll have my people call your people. Ben will call Zach.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Now without further do-do-do-do-do, here are the Fast High Stories that you need to know. And the Fast Five stories that you need to know are brought to you by Booking.com.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Booking.com. Yeah. We can do it together. So thank you to Booking.com for sponsoring today's episode of The Toast. Every time we use Booking.com to find a place to stay in the U.S., we know that they're going to have exactly what we're looking for. They have a huge variety of options from hotels to vacation rentals. And we know that we can find exactly what we're looking for.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Not to be such annoying influencers.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
We have found Booking.com has something for everyone, including Jax, who's here on this New York City whirlwind tour. And, you know, tell me, you're booking a trip to New York. What are you looking for? And how is Booking.com helping you achieve those goals?
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
No, and like influencers and content creators only do like a day in the life when they're super busy.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
Well, thank you for asking, Claudia, because I'm looking for a very specific thing.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
You know, I just, I have needs. So first of all, neighborhood. Like I want to be near my coach and near my office because I always am coming into the office. Because you pay the rent here. And I'm working very hard at my office. So I, of course, search by neighborhood. And then I need, I need variety in rooms because I need space. A little kitchenette is always a plus. plus a fridge, a sink.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
When we walk out to that song, because you know that's gonna be our new walkout song, like, sorry, Invincible by Kelly Clarkson, you've gotten the boot. That is a moment I cannot wait for.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
No, seriously, the hardest part is getting a Spotify profile.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Okay. And the stories are brought to you by State Farm. Thank you, State Farm, for sponsoring today's episode of The Toast. We know that the toasters can agree nothing feels better than a personal win. Like when you get your final piece of furniture delivered to your apartment, your home really feels complete.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Maybe you hit a personal record in a new run or a workout, whatever it is that you define as a win. It calls for celebration. And do you have any idea who's cheering right beside you, Jaxx?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
The whole company led by, of course, Jake. Jakey from State Farm. Because with the State Farm personal price plan, you can create an affordable price just for you when you bundle home and auto. So celebrate by breaking out the confetti and those happy dance moves. Talk to a State Farm agent today to learn how you can bundle and save with the personal price plan.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
We have a distribution channel. Like what, what are we doing? Yeah. We also, we have original songs.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. And also State Farm is there in any method you feel comfortable with. You can talk to a safe farm agent on their app, on their website. So if you're like a real tech swirly, perhaps you're the IT department of your small business as well. Or you're like more of a Jackie. You prefer to communicate IRL in person or over the phone like a grandmother.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
You could do all of that. They've really got all the toasters covered. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. That'll also have to go on our Spotify page, Toast Tunes. Of course. Today's episode is also brought to you by BetterHelp. We often hear about the red flags that we should avoid, but what if we focused more on looking for green flags in friends and in partners? I'm not sure.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
I'm thinking of something funny I have to tell you. I have to remind me. Check out BetterHelp.com. They also make it really easy to switch therapists anytime at no extra cost. I think a lot of people want to get into therapy, but the idea of having to talk to somebody in person is genuinely too much.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And that's why online therapy is so fabulous and BetterHelp is the best in the biz because you can talk to a therapist at... at your convenience in like the method you're most comfortable with. So some people like video chats, some people like phone call, you can text, whatever it is, they're available for you to make you comfortable.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And you can discover your relationship green flags with better help. Visit better help.com slash toast today to get 10% off your first month. That's better help. H E L P.com slash toast, better help. Check it out at betterhelp.com slash T-O-A-S-T. Now, the thing I wanted to tell you was last night, you know, we're still watching Desperate Housewives. We got to the funniest episode.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Tom and Lynette are doing couples counseling, and the therapist says that, like, after hours, she's like, oh, yeah, I do, like, community theater. They're like, oh, we'd love to come and, like, support. And they go see her in, like, some community production, and she's so bad that they can't take her advice seriously. Yeah. It was actually one of the funniest concepts.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Me and Ben were cracking up so hard. It was so funny.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
So that was the first thing. The second thing was, I don't know if you know what today is. Do you know?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
She didn't say before 1030 a.m. Eastern time, though, which was disappointing.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Because we could have been first and now we're going to be last.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
To read. And also for other people to break it down. Yeah, sometimes when news breaks on the toast and it's like really like dense.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
That's how I felt about Karen Huger yesterday. Like I wish I had time to process before I had to like give my opinion on my queen.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
No, no. You know also my favorite thing is getting live breaking news. Because I'm over here, I'm unplugged.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Okay. Yeah, but, like, I feel like if the list breaks, like, immediately, like, the first, like, the biggest, like, three or five people, like, they'll do the work for us, the internet.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
You're kidding. You can bet on who's going to be on the flight logs?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
With Epstein specifically? No, me neither. But do you think that somebody being on a flight log is an automatic admission of pernicious, I don't know if that's the right word, peculiar pedophilic behavior? No.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
I agree, but that's the same way I feel about, like, all those Getty images of, like, Ghislaine Maxwell with different celebrities. Like, when you're a celebrity, like, and you're around really wealthy people, like, yeah, you go on each other's planes, you take pictures at events. It's not an admission of, like, oh, I knew you were a madam and you were hiring hookers for me.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
If you're going to and fro, to and fro from, what do they call the island? Little... pedophile island, what's like the colloquial term for it?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Oh yeah, if you're going to and fro Epstein Island and you're not even coming back with so much as a tan, I'm suspicious.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Do you know, yeah, hopefully whoever's like doing the stats will release like, here are the most famous people, but here are also the people who went the most times, the most frequent riders.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
I want frequency. Oh, fuck the alphabet here. Excel, sort by amount. If you were to take a look at my outfit, you would assume that I'm wearing a set, right? Yeah. Isn't it crazy that I'm not? I just happen to have this shirt and these pants that look, they're the same material, they're the same color. Are they both Spanx? No, my pants are from Revolve and my top is from Avara.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Right, Air Essentials. I feel like I'm walking around and everybody's like, oh, cute set. I'm like, you don't even know.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
You don't even know the ingenuity that went into picking out this look.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Which also coincides, quite poetically, with National Chili Day.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And it was like- No, I'm talking about, sorry, the audience loves it. And that's why we do it. To be the creator of the vlog is one of the worst experiences. It's a, well, it wasn't a try on vlog. Jackie was sharing all like the new clothes she got for spring, but-
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
I guess it's really sad. I like I know we have to talk about Michelle Trachtenberg, but I actually was somebody who really was impacted by her work. I know a lot of our listeners were like I really loved her and I feel really sad. So I'm definitely procrastinating. But yes.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Now everybody's sharing their favorite things. When I think of Michelle Trachtenberg, I know she was in a lot of things. But now that I'm looking at her career as a whole, she literally raised us from Harriet the Spy up until Gossip Girl. She was in Eurotrip. Ice Princess is my favorite fucking movie. She really did it all.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
We're living in a simulation. Now, I think that, like, national days are, like, the lowest form of human communication.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Right. So I think that if you looked at her social media in recent years, you could tell that she physically looked different, whether she was struggling with illness or something wasn't clear. And so I didn't know until yesterday that she had recently undergone a transplant for a new liver. So it's just – it's so sad because she was so young and like really so full of talent.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And I think she really – she really left her mark on a generation of young women that I would include myself in. And I just rewatched Gossip Girl, so she's very present. And I don't know, I just, sometimes when a celebrity dies, it really hits you. And this is just terrible.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah. Like, when I was a social media intern, my job was, like, literally making graphics for, like, National Margarita Day.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah, agreed. And I don't think about her a lot. So when I saw her name in the headlines, I'm like, oh, what's she up to? It certainly wasn't expected to see deceased.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
So sad. Blake Lively posted a tribute. Jenny Momsen.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And a fun fact about Michelle Trachtenberg is she dated like my absolute celebrity crush when I was in high school. And I don't know if I really knew that she was a New Yorker. Like I associated her with New York because of Gossip Girl, but the fact that she still lives in New York. So she was obviously like a gal about town at the time.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And when I was in high school, there was a basketball player on the Knicks called Danilo Gallinari. He was Italian. I don't think he spoke a lick of English. He was so fucking hot. Nowhere obsessed. And he no longer plays, but like he had a couple of years in New York where he was like pretty good. It's, he was kind of just like a, he was a guy about town.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
So hot. No, he was good. He was good. It wasn't like amazing, you know? Um, and they dated and she was like the only celebrity or like woman I ever saw him date. Um, And then I ran into him at the Faina like years ago. And I asked him to take a picture. And I was like actually being a freak. The way I was obsessed with this man. And she dated him. I believe there's like one photo of them together.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And I loved that for her. Like Slay, it was such like a New York moment. And she was a queen for that. She was a princess, an ice princess. And I really, I wish her family well. She was a Jewish queen.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
I mean, Trachtenberg, like, we went to camp with her.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Right, I need to find that picture of her and Danilo Gallinari just to, like, feel something again.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
I was so jealous at the time, but it also, like, because I'm crazy, gave me hope because, like, she was a brunette Jew. Like, that's obviously your type. That's obviously your type. Now, I can't even find one photo of them together. Maybe they were just spotted together.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And the websites that, like... what's the word I'm looking for? Aggregate all the days. So like you could just pull up, be like, all right, what should I do for work today? Oh, it's National Lemons Day. It's National Muffins Day. But it is National Toast Day. And if we're not going to acknowledge that, like who will?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Bleacher report. Gossip Girl star Michelle Trachtenberg dating Nick Stanillo Gallinari, according to New York Post report. She was 26 and he was 22. Oh, a younger man. Ooh. No, it was real. I guess they were never even spotted together. That's really crazy.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah, I guess I like AI generated like a photo in my head because there was one like specific one in mind. But I guess, I guess not.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
So was the dog dead? I wasn't getting like clear.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Right. And I think a lot of people, because the police say there was no foul play, um, Suspected. Suspected, which is so crazy when two people are found dead. I think a lot of people are just jumping to the conclusion that they died of carbon monoxide poisoning, which happens a lot. Like if you're in the same house, which I do think would also take out a dog.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
That is a. Cause how, like it is suspicious by nature. You're both dead. He's 95. She's in her sixties.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah. If it's not foul play, but you're both found dead. I actually think people jumping to that conclusion is a pretty safe assumption. It's very common. It's more common than you would think. That's really crazy if that's what happened. And that's actually a great reminder to you and everyone. Check out your carbon monoxide alarm things.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
That's crazy. And I'm sure his breadth of work goes far beyond that one line in Heartbreakers, but he was 95, so I didn't see a lot of his work.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Oh, I can't believe they didn't put Heartbreaker in there.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Well, I don't know. It's disgraceful and shows a real lack of taste.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
That's what I was saying. Like he's so accomplished that Heartbreakers doesn't even crack the top 10. Yeah. That movie is so good.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yes. Support. And it's just it's such a fabulous film.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
He has a very familiar face. But when I saw his face, I automatically knew. I'm like, that's my boy. I feel like vomiting. And I do feel like vomiting. I do. I feel sad. Lots of death today. Those are like the worst stories to cover.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Wait, I didn't know any of this. I didn't know where the sentence was going because you said extraterrestrial. And then you said Katy Perry. So I'm like, oh. Oh, her song. She's remixing.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
I'm like, oh, that's funny, Jackie. Good job. And then I'm like, wait, Gayle? Lauren? I did not know where the sentence was going from the moment you started.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Right. I don't know. So I did want to acknowledge the space that we are in and, you know, kind of honor the national calendar in that way.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yes, I love when you read a story that I, like usually I know what we're gonna talk about or I've seen it on social media. I haven't even heard this story and I need to know how the three of these women got connected.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
I just want to say, if all these billionaires, it's the space race, they're all getting up there, doing their thing, and they're all like, I'm taking the first cancer patient, I'm taking the first dog, like, And so, like, I could see somebody say, I'm taking the first podcaster and sending me an invitation, right?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
The way I would never go on Blue Origin, like, it just gives, like, the janky vibes, that kind of Spirit Airlines energy. Like, I don't know. It's low-key kind of a crazy thing to do. I would soon go on Virgin. I would obviously go on SpaceX. Like, they're obviously best in the biz. And then I think I would go Richard Branson. Like, he would be my last, Jeff Bezos. I don't know why.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
His airline, he, like... he did it for the wrong reasons, right? He wants to like keep up with Elon. He wants to like be a billionaire, like be buff and like, yeah, I'm going to space too. He just does it for like really, I think shallow vapid reasons. And I think that it kind of gives submersible energy. Ooh.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
I think he's a nerd who's really interested in a lot of nerdy things. Not including space. Until he saw how much attention the other billionaires were getting. And he's now in this era of his life where he's doing things for attention. He doesn't go to Amazon every day and innovate. He gets on his boat. He wants to be a celebrity. He's hanging out with celebs. He's buffing up at the gym.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
He's thirsty. And so I think that this was a really... insincere project that he took on, not for the love of space travel. You can see when the other billionaires talk about space, like there's this curiosity there. He's doing it for really like shallow, he wants attention.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Right, and she's putting on a space suit and like orbiting throughout.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
I'm so uninterested. Again, no one has offered me a ride and they probably never will. But if it, if I ever got an invitation, like the way I would never go, I think it's seriously the stupidest thing.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Not only that, like if a podcaster is going to space, like that's the one that crashes. Like I just know it.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah. I'm just saying, like, I could see someone being like, I could see Brian getting a seat and being like, do you want to come?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And no, I don't. Like, don't ask me. I'm not going.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Is it a spoof or it's like a real movie?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And they're all like trying to do these, not branded, but like categorize.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah, no. Okay, maybe I would go as the fattest. But, like, it's just lame. It's really the Space Race is giving, like, dick measuring contest. And Jeff Bezos, for some reason, is giving me, like, smallest dick energy. Like, he was last to the... to the race. He is doing it for the wrong reasons. Like, I don't think he knows, like nerds have a lot of different interests. His was clearly tech.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And I don't think like he's into space. I think he does it because he wants to keep up with everyone.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And I think that's you painting with a broad brush.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Let's ask Kendall Jenner. She's totally like, are aliens real? She totally like takes like a private plane and like goes to Area 51. Being like, wait, did you guys hear that?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
I feel like it's a way to make news, but they probably did film a bunch of stuff, but I don't think there's a feature film, like an hour and a half long movie that was made.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah, and so... Are all nominees getting the same bag, like from the audio mixer to the supporting actor? That's a great question. Does the audio mixer get this bag? Does the audio mixer get the home renovation? Because that's, I've heard, you know, every year they share this and it's always like really luxury trips and products, but I've never heard of a free home renovation.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And does Best Documentary International Short get that?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Oh, I wouldn't either. Like sometimes it's like when you win a car that if you win a car on a TV show, it could seriously put you in jail. Like how it could bankrupt you. Oh yeah. I would only accept the things I plan on using.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
It's also funny because when you get a gift bag from an event, you like think like you're walking out with like a tote. And this is not a, I'm sure it's not even a physical gift bag. Like it's not at the event.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
They probably deliver it to your house in like a pargy basket. Yeah.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Right. And that's why they always say like it's truly an honor to be nominated because it is. That's half the battle. It is.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
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National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
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National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
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The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
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The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
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National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
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National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
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The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
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National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
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The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
They're still in like the phase of growing their family.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Right. And you'd love to see like a healthy marriage, keeping the spark alive. It's really such a good example for kids. And I do think that if you are like a young family where you have to like explain to your kids that like mommy's pregnant and like not not the birds and the bees, but like the beginnings, you know. This is a fabulous tool for that.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah, they're just, like, they're these fictional families that exist exactly how they are.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
I am so shocked that you chose this as a story only because Meghan Markle posted on social media yesterday. And I thought for sure, like you were burned.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
I watched the video and there was like nothing to say about it. So I was curious if you were going to choose it. And like you had some theory that you saw.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
It was just a montage of clips. You didn't miss anything. Okay, so, I mean, I prefer Peppa.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Shaking that thang for Daddy Pig late at night. Mommy pig's on all fours. Oink, oink, bitch. Get over here. Bing, bong, bing, bong, bing, boom. You didn't know she was throwing it in a circle like that. I didn't know she was throwing that cooter for daddy pig. And you know what? It's really inspiring as somebody who's building my own family.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And, you know, you worry, of course, like, what's going to happen to my marriage? Yeah. You think, like, my marriage has been this way for eight years. And is it going to change? Will I stop being the priority? That obviously is, like, my biggest fear. Like, will Ben like the baby more than me? For sure. Yeah.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And it's nice to see like a really healthy example of a good all-American family, even though I believe they're British.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah, I have no issues with that. And you know who would love that? King George.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
maybe peppa pig yeah she's like is the 1776 reincarnated spirit of king george who lost it all and the son is named george oh my god i'm telling you peppa pig is a colon colonizer i was gonna say it's giving colonization it is but that's a topic for another day today we celebrate the simcha okay but peppa pig is canceled Get her colonizing fat ass out of here.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Unfortunately, this year I will be home for National Margarita Day. I will not be able to celebrate.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Codgers and Peppers. Peppers Pinkers. Peppers. And you guys have the Peppa Pig Tony, right?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
yeah yeah i i've been there for and we all dance it's so nice when i think about like how i won't have to invest in technology like that because like i am a tony you know oh do you know that there are tonys and someone told me to do this and this is a i did know this there are tonys that are called creative tonys where you can record stuff so like if you're traveling or something you could good morning girlies so we could put our song on a tony
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
That's an amazing question. I don't know why it would. Oh, speaking of you being amazing, we have to issue a correction from yesterday's episode. Karen Ugar was on her fourth DUI. Not her second.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
That's going to be hard not to curse for 25 minutes. We could edit it.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Oh, I love that. That's actually brilliant, like thinking for the future.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Okay, Olivia. Should we dive into Summer House recap? We should dive. Okay, so new episode of Summer House. Obviously like the big thing is Kyle versus Paige, which I am obsessed with, by the way, because I feel like Kyle gets away with so much and like sort of a lot of the Summer House castmates, especially people who have been on for a while, it's just sort of the,
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
it's just like this accepted thing that you have to like suck Kyle's ass. And I love to see Paige questioning that. Like never stop asking why.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
But he's not someone you want to champion.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
So before that, we meet the new man, Imrul, and we also see Danielle, which was... She was like, I've missed so much. Seriously, it's been one weekend. You've missed one weekend.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah, and it was unclear because she just showed up one day, but is she staying the weekend? Yeah. Or is she just visiting?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
She's kind of giving like senior who graduated who comes back.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Okay. And that July 4th party, I just feel like there's, I said this last week, but I feel like it was actually really obvious this week, the growing divide between like the younger castmates and the older ones, because like they shut down the party. It was still light out.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah. So that really makes sense why. And I believe she was booked yesterday. Like she's literally in prison.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And then like everybody gets in bed, but like all the young people are on the couch, like still drinking, hanging out, Lexi and people like to be Jesse. I've seen so much Jesse Solomon hate.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah, I didn't think she was being unreasonable and asking that, but I'm saying I'd seen a lot of like negative Jesse Solomon before that. Now I'm like, well, you're not serious. Like at first I was such a champion. I'm like, yes, like go get married. Who cares if you're going so fast?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
But then like the fact that she just said, like, if you're going to get to know me, like, let's just get to know each other. I don't think that's unreasonable at all.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Of course they are. And like, it was funny. And like, he did it for like a bit. Like, I think he left one comment and people loved it. So it was just like something he did for the fans.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And then people started shipping him and it was like, Kyle's the worst. Like, look at this nice guy. It was funny and cute. But like, no, if you are actually seeing someone, if Ben was like leaving comments, like, and she didn't even say stop leaving comments. She was like, just change your words a little bit to like, you look beautiful in that dress. Yeah. Yeah.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
I thought nothing she said or requested was even remotely unreasonable. I thought she was actually really, like, measured in her requests. And the fact that he, that's where he lost me. Because up until this point, people were, like, hating, love bombing Jessie. Like, who cares? It's cute. Now I'm like, no, this is weird.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And then when she leaves and she's fresh out the slammer, I'm coming back home to Ray. Do you think Ray is going to stick it out? It's hard to have a partner in prison.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Now, I want to talk about Enroll because I like that they're bringing in someone who is young, who is single, who is hot. But like people who nonstop talk about how much sex they have. I was like, OK, so you're a virgin.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And that conversation between him and Wes about like, what are people from Bangladesh called? And he was like, Bengali. He was like, oh sweet, yeah, I love that. Like, okay. You love that? Okay, that's awesome. He's like, oh yeah, like Bengali tiger, I love that. Like as if Imrul made it up, like I love that. Like that's just the word.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
No, not at all. I don't think that's why he was brought
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
yes yes like even like think about the people who are in the house Kyle of course like is with Amanda but um he's not like a even Carl and Lindsay now that Carl's just like at the party doing the scavenger hunt although I do want to say I want to get that actually that made me like him a little bit like because it is an awkward thing like she's doing this household thing and what are you gonna do sit in the corner and cry so the fact that he not only participated but took it really seriously I actually like liked that so much me too but that's next week right
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Oh, is it? Yeah. I might not be thinking of the previews.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
That's very true. That's very true. I forgot about those dark years where they had to move out of the Potomac zip code.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Still in love with him. And I know, because I remember seeing a preview, like, down the line, there's, like, you know, more drama with Ciara and, like, Jesse Solomon flirting or something. And I really hope Ciara stops dating guys in the house. Because I feel like on Winter House, like, with the Austin stuff, and then that bled into Summer House with Danielle and Lindsay, like...
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
She dates like the single Bravo guys and expects something different than what we're going to get from these like 40 year old bachelors. And it's heartbreaking to see because you champion her so much because she's really sweet. She's just looking for love and she's still looking in the wrong places.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And I want to say, I was a big hater of Weenie West during the reunion. We coined the term Weenie West. I've moved on. I think he adds a lot to the show. I think he's really funny. And I think we're less and less, because the cast is really starting to separate into two groups, those that get into bed and those that hang out and party and go out and drink.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And Wes is a cornerstone of keeping that young group alive. So he's a real necessary part of the show. He's a good... Reality Star, like, that hot dog thing was hilarious. Like, they're doing, like, it's good. It's good. And I've seen so much hate for, like, the new young cast members. Like, the Bravo fans do not like the young girls, the young guys. So just Lexi and Bailey? Lexi, Jesse, and Wes.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Like, they don't like this... sort of new generation of stars coming in the house. And I disagree. And you know I'm such a hater when new people come. I'm always like, go back to the originals. Like I'm so stubborn. I think that Bravo has actually done a very good job of keeping the show. Like I said, you have to cycle people in and cycle people out. And I think they've done a great job.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And even though Bailey doesn't work out, Lexi's great.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Jesse and Wes last season. I think Lexi will stick around. So for so long, they couldn't keep a single guy in the house. And when you think of all the people who came in and out, it was so hard to find guys. Lexi is a fabulous addition. I think that they're doing like what they couldn't do with Vanderpump Rules. I think they're doing it quite well. I'm surprised to see so much hate.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Well, that's the other thing. I hate to blame Ray because it was Karen's fault. But a woman should never be driving herself at night.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
we need to talk about Paige and Lindsay like being friends and shopping together for baby clothes. It's all I ever wanted. It's all we've ever wanted. It was really beautiful to see and I love and I just I love so many things about it. Like I loved this auntie role that Paige like immediately fell into and just the whole thing made me so happy. And I just love this season of life for Lindsay.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Like we liked Lindsay before we were like Lindsay apologist, but she's always been like somebody you had to defend and be like, yeah, she's crazy. But, but this era of her life so suits her. She's so beautiful, like carrying and looking and it's just a joy to watch.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yep. Then there was the rooftop party. I can't believe we haven't even spoken about. I can't believe how everybody shows up to these things. Like a rooftop summer party, like packed with people such like, you know, Paige was seriously dying not to go. Just like looks so horrible.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
just to watch this 47 year old man DJ for like a beverage company that he like uses like a knife and like stabs everybody with. I couldn't believe everybody showed up. Like that's so nice. And that's kind of what Paige was alluding to. Cause she like, you know, she puts up with this bullshit. She does things she doesn't want to do. She makes no money off of this company.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And I think for Paige, who has really steadily gone from being a reality star to a true celebrity and a really influential person, she just did a huge campaign with Malibu Rum or something. She gets paid for this. And so maybe it's starting to bother her a little bit more, plus the text messages were just like, are you fucking kidding me? I loved everything she said.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
He's supposed to be there as a guardian angel. He's an older gentleman, so he knows better. He's wiser. He didn't do his part. I definitely blame Ray. And that's the toxic Karen Huger stan in me. And think about what she might have been driving away from.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And then we didn't like the spritz and the Craig of it all. But beyond that, it's like, are you kidding me? Like how, how dare you even say one crossword to me after all I do for you? And I never complain.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
ad with another brand truly yeah and that's kind of been like the like she had said that and the internet knew that that partnership she did i believe it was was with truly was like a big part of him trying to get her fired and his favorite thing kyle like every time he gets accused of that is like what are you talking about like how does q score everybody knows how does q score how does q score how does q score and when your reality star like bravo does like um
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
focus groups and testing and they get, you get like a likability score. And if people really like you, that's your Q score. It goes up, it goes down. Having a negative Q score, obviously like sucks, but it doesn't mean that you get fired. Like people need to be disliked. People need villains. So Kyle's flawed, like reason, well, I didn't get her fired. She had a bad Q score.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
So did Lisa Rinna for many years. And like, you're a necessary part of the show.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
He uses that metric like he thinks people don't understand it. So like, well, she had a low Q score. Of course she got fired. Actually, a low Q score is not everybody can have a high Q score. That's a boring show. No, it's a sign of interest. Right, exactly. Controversially, you're a little radioactive. So he loves to use that when it's actually not true.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Welcome back to the toast. Hey, Jax. How you doing?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And so it's just kind of crazy because the thing he's being accused of with Hannah from years ago is exactly what's happening now with Craig and Spritz. And Craig is not even a cast member on this show.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
So I understand, first of all, Paige being like, don't crawl up my ass for things other people did. Like, that I agree with her completely. Like, I hate when people are mad at you for something somebody you know did. Like, bitch, get off my ass. This isn't me. Especially with how much I fucking do for you and I don't say anything about it. So now that you brought it up, let's talk about it.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
The way we've totally flipped on DUIs, like they're the most despicable thing. And now we're like, well, what were they running from?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
No, it's so true. When she said, when have you ever supported anything I've done? It's so true. Think about all the things they do. They're writing a book. She has a podcast. She goes on tour. She's a huge Amazon Live contributor. She does a ton of fashion stuff. When have you literally ever even left a nice comment?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
You don't support, but I have to be over here doing like millions of dollars in free advertising for you and your company just for me to get yelled at for one thing that my friend and boyfriend did that you don't like. She's so justified in being activated. Like, and I need her to go harder.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yes, there's a lot of complex dynamics. One, Amanda, but two, you know, Kyle being like the OG, um, I think he like, he's not a producer by any, but he definitely has like, if there's a hierarchy, he's at the top of it. He works with production, like on getting people cast. So he has power that other people don't have.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
So you have to like walk this line with Kyle and, you know, being his friend and his adversary while also trying to maintain your job. So for, and I feel like in the beginning, like the work is twins and Steven, they were all trying to say that, but like they all just got fired, you know?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
But now there are all these other castmates who are like, Paige is not going to get fired. Like she can say whatever the fuck she wants.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
But his sort of, the imbalance of power gives him, room to act certain ways. And that's why people put up with a lot of the shit that he does. Whereas if it was any other regular cast mate, like imagine Danielle and her fashion app.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Coming up page. I can't believe you're doing Amazon live. Like that's how, that's what it is. Right. So why can't she say that? But Kyle can.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
By the way, not that I would ever, because like I barely drive, but if I ever got a DUI, I don't know how I could show my face on this podcast again. You could never show your face again. And I have no plans to drink and drive, but that's also one thing that will guarantee you guys I will never, because I couldn't face the public backlash.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And they're still getting yelled at. Right.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
It's insane. Paige is so justified. Two-faced? You think I'm two-faced? I'm so ready.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
I also love to see Paige and Hannah having each other's back so much because I feel like because of that like power imbalance when Hannah got fired you still have to like walk a certain line because Paige was still trying to keep her job and that's her best friend and she wants to defend her to Hannah.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
I mean to Kyle but then also you know Amanda's her best friend and now I feel like Paige is at a real point where like she can defend her friend so wholeheartedly without giving a fuck because she has nothing to lose.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And that must feel really good for Hannah too. And I love that Hannah is still being talked about on this show. You just know she fucking lives for it. They tried to destroy her life. They almost did. They almost did. And you know she just fucking lives for this shit. That is so funny. It really is. It's kind of a Phoenix rising from the ashes type of story, which you love to see.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
So the big kerfuffle is next week between Kyle and Paige. And let me tell you, Kyle is not a worthy adversary. Like he, Paige is so intellectually, like she's a good fighter.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
She uses her words well. She doesn't fight a lot. So when she does, she's mad. Yeah. He is not a worthy adversary for her.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah, he can barely string two words together. Like I'm so looking forward to the verbal annihilation that will occur.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yes, we will. Tomorrow is the last episode of the week. We've got Queenie and Weenie. We've got Southern Charm recap. And then the new episodes of Love is Blind, I think, released tomorrow. So we'll have the weekend to watch them. And that will be Monday. I feel like we're watching so much TV these days. It's like that season of the year where a lot of shows are on.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Excuse me, rewind the tapes. I just said tomorrow we have Southern Charm. Oh, you did?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yes, you were. And I just want you to know, like, it is now in my brain as a part of our weekly schedule. Like, it won't be forgotten.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Oh, I thought you were saying Paige and Craig, too.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
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The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
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The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah, you guys would stop listening to this podcast, and I actually would agree with you.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
All right, so that's good. One thing you can count on is I'm not going to drink and drive, mostly because I really don't drive much. And if I am in a car, Ben's driving.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
No, no. And I've been like in places where like you're drinking and it's so hard to get home. And like, not that I understand, but like I see how somebody could make such a bad decision because it's not so easy.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
In New York, like it actually would be harder for me to drink and drive myself home than it would be like drink and take a taxi, drink and take an Uber, drink and like literally hail a gypsy cab. Like there's a million ways.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
She did. She's like one of the few people who like, she put me in a tough spot.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah. I'm sorry for Karen. She's literally in jail.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And the reckless abandon, which she acted with, you know, I'm sorry for a lot.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And we're gonna talk about Michelle Trachtenberg, which is so sad, but there's also another developing celebrity death news. I don't know if it's a story, but I did wanna- Gene Hackman.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
A lot of people maybe don't know who Gene Hackman is. And I don't know if I would know. He's a 95 year old actor. So he's like a little bit before our time. But if you guys know Jackie and I, you know how much Gene Hackman means to us because we are obsessed with quoting his line from our favorite movie starring Sigourney Weaver and Jennifer Love Hewitt and Gene Hackman called Heartbreakers.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And right before he has a heart attack, he says, I feel like vomiting. And we say it. all the time.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah. So just wanted to make a cultural reference, a toasty reference.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
No, this is not. This is the pre-Fast Five banter where it really goes down.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Oh, okay. Well, did Brutus get my... I sent out PR boxes. Did you get it?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Okay, because I am a brand ambassador for a pet wellness brand called Wagwell, and I actually feel like Bruno is kind of my target demo. He has a very high stress life. He does. And I think between the skincare products, the supplements, the treats that are made with really premium ingredients, I think if Bruno could post about my PR box, I would appreciate that.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Devoid of meaning? I, too, have a lot of things I need to cover. I actually wrote them down in a little note on my phone, okay? One, Summer House. Obviously, we both watched. Not us, like, being the main characters. That's one. Two, I wanted to update everyone. Jackie and I have made the executive decision to upload our theme song to Spotify.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah, you can let him know. Like, I know that the box was, like, delivered and signed for, and he didn't post about it.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Oh, you know, it's 50 degrees in New York. So I was going to say, even though it's National Chili Day, like, I actually can't really make a chili.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And why have you decided to, like, torture yourself in making your own sauce when, like, Rayo's exists?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And, like, maybe for a special occasion.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Oh, you know, I meant to call you. I don't know how long ago it was, but you gave me like just in case for a rainy day, if anything ever were to happen, a little bit of sourdough starter. And I thought when I had gestational diabetes that like that would be the time where I started because you said that it's like literally the only thing you can eat.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
So I obviously don't have gestational diabetes. Thank God. Thank God. Thank God. But I did just take a look at the sourdough starter this morning and it's black.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
No. So should I just leave? No. Should I just leave it black?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
No, not at all. I was cleaning out my fridge, curious. And I saw this black liquid. If you're not going to use it. No, it makes me think of you. And it's in one of the little containers. Of baby food jars. Of baby food jars. And it's just like, oh, my family's in my fridge. Hey, guys. I wave to you every time I open the door.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
No, Ben and powders, because you know he takes his AG1 every morning. I find little green mountains of powder all over my house. I can't take it, so no. And two, not only the powder, but the sheer amount of utensils required to get a loaf in the oven. I just know that. No, he's not set out for it. What's that bread whisk? The dough whisk. The dough whisk.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
That would become the bane of my existence. The scale, the basket. I'm not interested in all the accessories.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Like I, I just, I can't, I can't go there right now.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah. Like it's just, I know like homemade wares are so much better for you and they taste so much better. Like I'm so tired, you know?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
It has... On its way, two to five business days, they say. So just monitor that. We'll let you guys know. Your kids can listen to it in the car. And I do think that this is the beginning of like a beautiful musical journey for us. Cause now that we have like, and we have our own official like artist page. I did the whole thing.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And we're getting all our brand mentions in. It's so true. And none of it is sponsored.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
But when you live as authentically as we do and you integrate all your sponsors into your everyday life, it's such a seamless, synergized community.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And the fast five stories you need to know. You do do do do do. By the way, maybe because that was Samantha's song. I actually made a TikTok about it this morning and people were like coming at me in the comments being like, this was my favorite. And I agree. I actually think in terms of like what song I liked the most.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And we can use it. Are you ready for it? The Fast Five, because that's the best part of the song. The Fast Five stories you need to know. Brought to you by, right?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
It's a gargi-pargi morning with Jackie O and Turteloo. Like it was really good. Like it was a hard choice. It was. It really, really was. And my friend called me this morning and he was like, I can't stop singing the song. And I said to him, and tell me if you feel this way, but you live in Florida and I live in New York, but it does feel like everybody in New York is singing that song.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Like I'm telling you, I just, everywhere I go, they're like singing it.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
It's a Garchee Parchee morning. It's a Garchee Parchee morning. With Jackie O and Terny Lou. Girly swirlies gather around every day with us.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Oh, and you know what I was thinking about this morning? What? The next Gizno live podcast that we do, where we have our own song, and I think the next Gizno we've decided that we're gonna do is in December. So we have a whole ass year for people to listen to the podcast, learn the song, love the song.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
So once we have our own page on Spotify, like what's stopping us from releasing original music covers, things of that nature.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
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The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Like I'm wearing Ben's double extra large sweater today. That's sort of where I'm at. And I'm actually really excited.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
And do you know how hard it was to not wear some of the new merch? Jackie and I, not to be like annoying, we have new merch coming out. I think I'm like, we'll tell you all about it.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
No, like two weeks. So it's like a little early to start promoting it. But let me tell you, it's like the only thing that fits me right now. It's the only things that I want to wear because I like sized up when I ordered the samples. And the pile of clothes just stares at me every day.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
No, but the new stuff is like really pleated and pastel. Like that's just what I wanted to wear.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
That set that we dropped is so amazing. But let me tell you, when we dropped it, I've never been more thin in my whole life. I have the whole set in a size medium. Am I okay?
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yeah. I didn't realize, you know, I got really confident when you become a size medium after never having been even close your whole life. You kind of become obsessed with the fact that you're a size medium because you want to know what medium says. Regular. I'm average. You know, I'm not skinny. I'm not fat. I'm just medium. You know, there's nothing embarrassing.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
There's no like subtext of a size medium. Do you know what I mean? You're not too small. It's Goldilocks. And when you become a size medium, which is really what I was before Ozempic, like I would say I cheated between like a size four and a six. Five. You kind of become like obsessed with it, you know? And so I really kind of went overboard. Everything in my closet is a size medium.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
And let me tell you, I'm not a medium-sized girl anymore. And I kind of like was barely a medium when I was a medium, you know? I probably should have sized up to a large. But I'm so obsessed with...
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Of the sizing. And I haven't opened my closet in weeks.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
I just have a pile of sweatshirts that I pull from every day and my different maternity pants from Amazon, from Skims.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Are you going to be okay? If your loaf is retarding, your loaf is retarding. Like, who are we to deny that? My loaf's experience. Right. Your loaf's lived experience.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
That's all that needs to be said. It's hard. It is. It's really hard.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Sia has filed. Oh, OK. I was like, I'm not understanding the medium connection.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Got it. OK, so you're calling a pregnant woman fat. Got it.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yeah, right. So this is just getting started.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Now, let me tell you something very interesting about this whole saga. I really like Sia. She's like one of my favorite singers. I think she's enormously talented. I love her connection to the Kardashians. Their friendship is like really sweet. She's a part of so much like pop culture lore, her singing at Kathy Griffin's dining room table.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Having said that, her personal life is so uninteresting to me. Like, I don't know why. She's just like in this tier of celebrity who I really care about and like exclusively in a professional sense. Do you know what I mean?
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
We might know because we're like sick in the head, but the average American.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Now, if you could... when we're done with the show, go ask your kids if they like the name Bowie or the name Somersault better, because it's really starting to grow on me as well.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
I know, but they're going to call her Summer, which is not a crazy name.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Let me ask you a question. Is it Summer, first name, middle name Salt, or first name Somersault?
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Right, so I guess it is technically like naming your kid Cartwheel.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Except that the first half of Somersault is actually a pretty name. Sheena Marie Shea, Summer.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
If I have twins, I'll probably name them Harry and Larry.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
There's something really embarrassing, and I'm not saying you should be embarrassed, but I have felt this way, where you're just trying to drink a normal beverage, and I don't know, something with your lip, and it all comes dribbling down your chin, neck, and onto your shirt. I don't know what it is about that experience that's so humiliating.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
It's it's a very common basic human experience. Like we teach our kids to do it when they're just, you know, two years old.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Right. But like it's something we learned from a very young age.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
So it's it's kind of I think akin not as bad to like tripping or falling in public.
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Yeah, when you like stain your shirt. Maybe there's a chip in your mug. No, there's not.
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The sweet sounds. What's Bruno's middle name?
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Bissau, I like that. So for Sia, this isn't a celebrity I think needs to be added to our list. Again, her personal life, like it doesn't interest me.
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You can't put C in a box. No, you cannot. Her hair wouldn't fit. You cannot. You cannot.
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Really? Cause I feel like to be clear, the way Amanda has recently explained her The caption is how I understood it initially. Like, yeah. And by the way, Amanda was right. Like, look what happened after the show. Everybody's accusing her of like stealing from Pinterest.
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Right. I don't know how else you could have interpreted that.
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No, I think if you're like a reasonable, critical thinker, like you understood it the way it was meant to be understood.
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No, but I think it's, like, I think it had nothing to do with what Meghan was doing. It's just, like, the Meghan of it all. Like, and her premonition came true. Like, that's what's, I thought it was kind of on the money.
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Okay, and so I'm also confused. I'm also confused about what Megan's letter says. Did she take Amanda's caption as like shade and this is her like kind of giving the knife back a little bit?
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I actually agree. I also could see. So the way you're sort of narrating it as like this was a shady comment and then the letter was a clap back. I could see that being the reality. Right. But I also could see the reality of like, Amanda's comment was completely harmless. Like I did not think it was shady. almost like kind of defensive of Megan.
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You know, like I'm scared for Megan, what people are going to do to her. And then Megan's response is like her way of being like fun and lighthearted. Like, oh, who cares what everyone says about me? Like, I actually do not. I know all of this happened in English. I understand that. This is my native tongue. I have no idea what's going on.
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internet takes fodder. This is the only response we've ever really seen from her. She doesn't clap back at like media or shady headlines or shady bloggers. Like this is the first time she's literally ever seemingly like defending herself.
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Do you think when Amanda got the letter, she had no idea what the fuck Megan was referencing? No.
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And I'm scared for Megan. Yeah, like, when your content creator, Amanda, like, posts a lot, does a podcast, like, she probably was like, wait, what is this in reference to?
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So I'm sure Amanda's like shitting her pants being like, oh my God, she thinks I'm a hater. I honestly do not think Amanda's initial post had any hater energy about it. But of course now that we've seen the picture of the letter, the letter has become...
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the story and everybody's like reading it and i feel like when we were talking about um with love megan one of the things we talked about was her handwriting and how like was it a stunt double and it turns out that no megan actually has a huge background in calligraphy like before her whole famous princess life she just like took up calligraphy as a hobby which would have been a great thing to highlight in your show about like arts and crafts first of all um
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So to see the calligraphy in action was very interesting. And then of course, everybody's zooming in on the stationery, the letterhead, the date, like everything.
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No, and also, like, that's how, like, in the UK, if you're talking about a cigarette, some people reference it as a F slur.
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Yeah, yeah. Forever a fan. She's scared for her life. She's scared for life. I need people to sound off in the comments because I'm just like, I am not thoroughly convinced that Amanda's initial post was shady or that the letter was shady. Like I, I am not sure how to receive this.
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Right, okay, so Amanda posts this thing, like, I'm scared for Megan, you know? Like, people are gonna tear her up. Everything she does gets, like, eaten alive, yada, yada. And, like, it's all, like, in jest, but also at its core, like, protecting and fearful for Megan. That's not a bad thing to be fearful. Megan sees that. And she kind of wants to rise above.
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Like, yeah, I know what everybody says about me, but we're having fun. Like, here's a letter. I actually don't know. I can't even begin to understand because this is so crazy.
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Yes, it's definitely something. When people care about you, that's something they do.
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You really think so? I'm sure if we were to ask Amanda, she would say, especially now, that it wasn't shady.
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Yeah. Right. Right. It's just, and also here's the thing, and this is kind of my worst nightmare. Cause every time I post something on social media on any platform, I'm like, what should I caption it? Nobody fucking cares. Like these days, especially with reels and Tik TOK, like nobody's reading your caption.
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So the fact that like a caption made news and you know, she just like, she just wanted to post the trailer and get it up quickly. Cause like in this line of work, you gotta be first. She just threw some shit up on the caption. And the caption is like what made Megan write a letter. Yeah.
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Captions are so meaningless. They're full of fake words. I actually, the other day, put something up and wrote a caption. I'm like, I feel like I've written this caption before. And I actually scrolled on my own Instagram. It was like... I don't even remember. It was like for a reel. And I had written word for word, emoji for emoji, the same exact caption. Because captions are just like bookends.
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An F slur. Fuck? Yeah, Jackie, I'm not going to say fuck. You know which word I'm talking about.
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It's an afterthought. Yeah. So the fact that like she probably threw some shit up on the caption, like really, I think we're definitely overthinking it because captions, creators don't think about captions. Nobody reads them.
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That was what she... I'm telling you, it took Amanda definitely two hours to put together the map of what Megan is talking about.
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No, no. Here's what she's saying. Let's enjoy it. With a gun to her head.
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I just feel like Amanda probably has the biggest pit ever. And I want to say like you did nothing wrong.
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Of course, in this line of work, you're kind of used to like talking about people at a much higher level than you like celebrities. And it's not meant for them to hear. It's for the lay people. It's for everyone else.
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When they enter our arena, it's like get out of here.
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It reminds me when Justin Bieber came for Morgan Stewart for something she said on like Fashion Police or Nightly Pop, excuse me. And he like took the clip, put it on Twitter. He like came for her really fucking hard. It's like, well, it's not for you, Nightly Pop. It's not for you, Justin. I don't like when celebrities enter like commoner spaces.
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And so when people say it, it's a little bit old school, but still like it's a perfectly, I think, acceptable way to reference a cigarette in London.
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And it's like, honestly, great for Amanda. It's like PR. Like in this job, you know, when people are talking about you and your podcast and your Instagram, it's all good.
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Let's enjoy it, Claudia. You better fucking enjoy it. You know, it's like, here's Johnny. Let's enjoy it. Maybe we'll get a letter.
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Okay, let's enjoy it, guys. No, it's seriously so crazy. Sending thoughts, prayers, and all my love to Amanda. I actually, this is my worst nightmare.
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No, I mean, I just was telling you. I sent you that thing. Like somebody we talked about.
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no that's also what's such a fabulous part of not being a guest-based show is that we could talk about people and never worry because one of my nightmares is i think i told you this when it happened i think i said on the podcast is when the chicks in the office had katie perry they had this is so funny they had katie perry on their show and like the katie fans like went back and found like shit they had said because they've recapped pop culture yeah they talked
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And when Katie had that, like, nun murdered for, like, her house or whatever. Remember, she was in that lawsuit. The nun died. It was, like, this whole real estate thing. And they were just, like, making funny jokes about it. And never thinking, like, of course, back then that Katy Perry would be on their show. Meanwhile, cut to. That is my worst nightmare.
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And that's why we don't have people on the show. So we can continue to speak freely. It's true. It's true.
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Well, thank you for telling us about the retardation in my fridge. Stop. Stop it. I get a free pass.
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And not only was there, okay, I watched the whole Instagram story, Sad. I could tell you all about it.
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She said that's like- That's not what she said. Okay, like this is so misleading. So she put up five Instagram stories and they were so weird that it really caught people's attention. And then the thing at the end about the sale. So the first three stories were her first of all moving so slowly. I don't know if she, yeah, I don't know if, I've never seen her Instagram stories before.
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So I don't know if this is her usual way of talking and moving on camera. If so, it's fucking insufferable. If not, she looked drunk being dead serious. But I don't think that she was. I think that's just like how she talks on social media. And look at me, I talk so, like I just couldn't keep up with it. She basically was showing us she made ice cubes out of Diet Pepsi. She's like a big soda gal.
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And of course, you know, watery soda when your ice and your Stanley melts. So she made, and she's a Pepsi, not a Coke girl. She made cubes out of Pepsi and was going to share it with us. And then she did this whole boring thing about putting the ice in the cup and the Diet Pepsi taste testing all to be like, well, it's good. It's good. It tastes like every other Pepsi I had.
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We won't know if it worked for a few hours. I'm like, oh, riveting. Like, it was just so boring. Then, that was three frames. The last two frames were sharing that her merch has been put on sale. And it was like, people are taking it out of context. Because it would be like if you and I had a big sale. I'd be like, don't. Like, Jackie put all the merch on sale, don't tell anyone.
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No, it's not even a free pass. You're talking about bread.
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It's like a marketing technique, do you know what I mean? So she's like, my boss just called me and was like, we put all the merch on sale for $10. Like, I'm gonna go broke with how cheap it is. It's like a marketing ploy.
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Merch is also not your problem. No, like, you have the biggest books of all time. People are taking it like far too literally.
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Yes. It's kind of like when we say, you know, the warehouse is so sick.
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The warehouse has a cough because our merch is so sick. You say dumb shit to sell merch.
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Jackie, the thing is, you've done nothing wrong. Can we please change the subject?
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Everyone in quarantine. Yeah. And like, it's a marketing ploy. It's a tactic. And she's not broke.
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No, especially because the pace and the cadence of her voice was insufferable. I don't know if I've ever watched an Instagram story of hers. This might have been my first time.
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1000% when I first got into reading, you were the one who told me like, never look up the authors, like on Goodreads. And you were so right, especially because if you're writing like sexy books, then you're like thinking about the author writing it. And she's like someone's mom. It's just like, it's too much information.
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So much so that when I first started reading before I got a Kindle, I would like flip really fast past the front cover. So I didn't even catch a picture. Cause you know, they have a little author picture on the front flap. You're so right. We need to know less about authors.
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And if you are going to like research an author, obviously do it when you're done with the book. But it will change how you reflect on the book.
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They have so many bags too, so you can always find something that you want. It's a great way to like
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be a designer girly without investing in a new bag every month it's kind of insane like when things also are so trendy you're like not always wanting to invest obviously like a timeless bag is a timeless bag you want to invest in it like that's that's on you but some of these like trendier bags kind of worried about like spending all the money when maybe it won't be in style in a year so vivrell is amazing for that too it's also just like 45 a month
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Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Thursday. That just kind of, you know, crept up on us.
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It's time to throw away your crusty, dusty workout clothes and revamp your closet. And Roback's active dresses and shorts are the most... Oh my God, excuse me. Comfortable things ever. Now let me say, I don't plan on being like an active girly this summer. That's just not the era that I'm in, but that doesn't mean I won't be wearing an active dress.
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I think active dresses when the weather gets nice, it's just the most comfortable way to live. Especially if you're doing walks, throwing on a cardigan makes it look nice. You can go out to lunch. I feel like last summer we exclusively wore active dresses and the ones from Roback are so great.
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Um, especially because when you go to the bathroom, you don't have to pull the whole thing off, especially if you're like a little sweaty. It's like kind of torture. They have built in shorts that you can pull down without having to take the entire dress off with all your bathroom breaks, especially as like a pregnant woman. It's, it's an important feature of the dress.
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No, that's really fun. Which room is she staying in, upstairs or downstairs?
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Um, also don't sleep on their sets. That's like what got me into row back in the first place. They're men's and women's sets. They have crew necks, hoodies, joggers. They're so comfortable. They're so aesthetic. It's a great way to like try very little while also looking put together. And like you tried really hard. We have a code. It's TOAST when you go to Roback.com.
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I know there's like a bunch of astronauts that were stuck up there.
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Because, like, to me, the face of this whole saga was that woman.
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But also, I saw a picture, a video of her, like, she hasn't walked for 10 months. Uh-huh. So she couldn't even get up.
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300. Yeah. So it's literally, like... 30 times what you were supposed to do.
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Literally. She might accidentally come in and breastfeed you.
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I wasn't getting like mad vibes, but they should be big mad. Well, the thing is, if I'm up there and the only people who can like get me back, like I'm not going to start like, you know, doing televised interviews. No, I'm going to be like, they're doing their best. Yeah. And then I get back down on earth and it's scorched earth for these bitches. So maybe now they'll get mad, but you're right.
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Every time I saw an interview, they were like, we're having fun. Look, my pee floats. I think they also lost their minds. Oh, 1,000%. And NASA needs to cover all mental health expenses. They need severe therapy. And you know they fucking hate each other, these two.
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They were supposed to be stuck in this thing for eight days, and they're in this tiny little thing where they have to sleep on a mat for 10 months. No, this is hell.
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I kind of did something crazy last night. Oh.
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Right. I – If I mean, I don't know if this is something you just come to it, like expect it's part of like the lived astronaut experience, like that this might happen. It does seem really out of the ordinary and really crazy and like, okay, maybe if they thought eight days, but we ended up spending two weeks, like 10 months. I'm sorry. It's unacceptable.
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I had a piece of cake from Cipriani, which these days is like not that crazy because I'm doing it all the time.
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And if I'm the families, maybe the astronauts themselves aren't mad.
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They deserve a million dollars minimum each.
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I want them at the best psychological and physical rehabilitation centers in the country. No cost.
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Of course, there has been no anger. And if that's me, like I'm angry.
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Whatever like the equivalent of like the Tony Busby lawyer is of the astronaut sphere, they need the Tony Busby.
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Yeah. I also had like a full meal before that, but like I went to that specific restaurant because.
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I feel like it's not like based on a true story, but it's inspired by real events.
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Right. It is crazy that like it was, and I think they're both heterosexual, like that it was a man and a woman, not like two girls or two guys, or it's just like, there is potential for love here.
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Because at the end of the day, you couldn't even blame them for falling in love. What else do you do?
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Like, they don't have Netflix up there, do they?
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Maybe they have, like, a portable DVD player.
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Yeah. But like, I'm sure the whole like zero gravity thing gets old really quickly. Like it's fun. Not for 10 months.
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A la vodka. A la vodka. Yeah. So I was just like really embracing the belly, you know, like I was like, this is what pregnant women do.
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And I wonder like what would happen if you put your hair in a ponytail because her hair was like was loose the whole time.
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So I guess that does unless you did like a really slick back bun.
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I think there are buns so slick that they do defy gravity.
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Yeah, right, right, right. From like a mica.
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Can I tell you, as somebody who loved these two so much as a couple... Everything I'm seeing now makes me so sad. At the end of the day, though, the net positive is that this really wasn't the relationship that we all thought it was. And when we were breaking down the day after they broke up, like, what? Oh, Charleston. It was so much more than that. And these two people were actually like...
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That's like my new favorite thing to say. Baby needs a bed. Like just to sort of not take responsibility for any of my actions. I'm like, baby's in a bad mood. Get the fuck out. Like, you know, I'm just constantly kind of blaming baby for things. I think that's great. Baby has been in like kind of a rough mood these last couple of days, but we feel like baby's coming out of it.
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not right for each other. So that's like the only peace and solace that I have. But to see it like get ugly really makes me sad because I liked them. I liked them both individually so much, but as a couple, like they really brought so much joy to the Bravo universe. And I think that both of their experiences like are their own.
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And I feel like this week on summer house, you could really see like they're speaking the same language, but they are not understanding one another. Like page, you know, when, when Craig is checking in on, um,
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the status of their relationship, and especially as it pertains to this big tour when they already don't spend so much time together because they're long distance, he sees that as a check-in, right? She sees it as sort of like a doubting and making her big moment about him.
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And so while I think that they're both valid in how they received that conversation, they really were not on the same page at all. They were never gonna get to a middle ground place, honestly.
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Yeah. So and I thought that was a great question that Andy asked Sierra and Amanda on Watch What Happens Live last night was like, oh, my God, did you guys know like Paige was so he said, like, checked out of the relationship because watching this week's episode, he said next week, it's even worse. Like, did you guys know at the time?
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And they were like, no, watching it like we can see she clearly is. But at the time we didn't know. But so the fact that they broke up like between them probably wasn't shocking. But it was to us. Do you know what I mean?
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And another big thing from the after show that's making headlines is that it's Paige, it's the girls. And the question that gets asked to Amanda is, do you think Kyle regrets anything he said on that episode of Watch What Happens Live about Craig? And she was like, he should regret some of the things that he says, but he definitely doesn't. And then Paige said, I don't think he should regret it.
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What's he feeling like? Just like irritated. Annoyed. Uncomfortable.
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No, give me some recommending somebody who's having a panic attack. A documentary is such a crazy thing to do. I was actually laughing when I heard that. And this is what I mean. Like, this is what I was saying. I don't think either of them were like ill intended in.
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I'm sure Craig thought he was being helpful when he said that, you know, but like when they're so they were really are so far off from one another in terms of like goals and the future. And they've become even more further off that they're going to see the worst in what the other person does or says.
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Yeah, no. It's baby. It's not me. Also, those farts that I was making, it's baby. It's not me.
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Jackie, when will you understand? Like, what if this clip goes viral and they don't know what show this is because they have to look upside down at their phone? Thank you. You're not on this camera?
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No, because you're the one being so funny and on point.
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Well, maybe your mic flag wasn't upside down when we interrupted.
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One question that Andy asked Amanda on Watch What Happens Live that I thought was such a good point that I'd never thought about was about Hannah Burner. And he was like, so have you never been to a Giggly Squad show? She was like, no.
The Toast
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I know, but, and I actually really appreciated her answer. She's like, I'm not even gonna ask. Like, that's Hannah's thing, first of all.
The Toast
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I actually refuse to take responsibility for the farts that I've been making.
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So my presence like would unnerve her and it's like her thing. So I don't want to make her uncomfortable, but also like it definitely puts Paige in a weird spot too. Cause Paige is gonna be like, Hannah, my friend Amanda wants to come. Like it's, but I thought it was so interesting that she hadn't been yet.
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I know. And then Andy asked like a bunch of follow up questions about Hannah. And I find it really interesting how Kyle and Amanda talk about Hannah now. They're like, it's very much they're the Kim Kardashian and Hannah's the Taylor. They're like over it. Like, we wish her the best. Like, she's crushing it. Like, she's so happy. And I'm sure if you asked Hannah, which...
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
she'd never gone watch happens live but like if she was in the same spot like i don't think she looks back as rose-colored glasses as they do like that was really i think a very very hard traumatic time for her yeah but they're all like well we you know we wish her the best i'm sure she don't wish them the best because it keeps coming up like i really want to watch it because i don't understand and i'm just like why can't hannah and amanda make up even if hannah doesn't ever want to talk to kyle again yeah like they can't
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
They can't. Also, I thought that was interesting on Watch What Happens Live. Like, a lot of the questions about Craig and any, like, shady answers, like, more so came from Sierra. Because, like, Amanda's really not in a position to be, like, critiquing relationships or, like, you know, partners and how supportive they are. And I think that's actually very self-aware of her.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Correct. What is the sort of unknown factor here? Baby. The baby. I refuse. That's why I'll fart out loud. It wasn't me. It wasn't me. I feel like I'm at an age and a level of maturity where I can take responsibility for my own actions. My parts are not mine. My body's not my own.
The Toast
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She was not being, like, overtly critical of Craig. Like, when she was like, oh, he was blinded by love. Like, her answers, I think, because if she started... pointing fingers, that's like not a game you wanna play when your husband is Kyle.
The Toast
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To me, like I couldn't, because when they were cleaning up, they had this like birthday cake. It was from Magnolia Bakery. And I don't think there was space in the fridge. And like, do you put a cake in the fridge? It's like half eaten. And Gabby was like, no, you put it in the oven. With the oven off.
The Toast
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Because like the counter, like the elements, I don't know.
The Toast
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I was like, is that a thing people do with birthday cakes?
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Oh, one thing that bothered me on Watch What Happens Live and in reference to the episode, cause there was that moment between Jesse and Sierra. where he was, like, being flirty. Your thigh's turning me on, whatever. And then Andy was like, Sierra, would you ever, like, be interested in Jesse? And Amanda's like, yes, yes, yes. And Sierra's like, eh, eh.
The Toast
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And it's like, that's the type of behavior, like, you hated that Wes did. You know, like, going through multiple girls in the house. You hated when Austin did it. I feel like if I'm Lexi, I'm so annoyed at this whole thing. And the fact that, like, that thing happened on the episode last night. And Sierra did nothing wrong in the episode.
The Toast
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I thought she actually, like, he was being kind of weird and she behaved appropriately. But, like, now... on Watch What Happens Live like egging it on and being like, yeah, we ship. It's like, well, that's what we've been yelling at Wes for, like that you didn't like and now you're kind of participating in the same exact behavior. Yeah.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
And it seems like this Jesse Sierra thing like keeps continuing.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
And he was like, I let Wes just sort of like take the reins.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
At the gym when he said that, and then Kyle was like, yeah, but if you don't have the exclusivity clause yet, why don't you use this party while Lexi's out of town to meet and talk to some girls? Has there ever been worse advice given to anybody? There's never been.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Some of the worst fucking advice. I mean, not shocking. The worst advice.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Also something funny because it reminded me when Carl, so this is almost a year ago, he's talking about Softbar, which still hasn't launched. And then Andy on Watch What Happens Live was talking to Amanda about her swimsuits and was like, Amanda, I just want to congratulate you for being the first Bravo star in history to line up a product launch with the season airing.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
You're talking about the swimsuits and you can buy the swimsuits now. It's kind of brilliant. And it was so funny. And then I actually felt like it was a direct dig at Softbar.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Okay, so the episode, they had this big pirate party that like Carl's taking really seriously for some reason because he has this girl coming who seems really cute. Yeah, she does. And because Lindsay's not there. So it's like, this is Carl's bat mitzvah.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
I know it's Carl, everything Carl does. I don't know if it's like these days post Lindsay. I don't necessarily always remember feeling this way about him, but like everything he does is just like this pathetic aura to it.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yes, sad sack. He wants to be seen as the victim. Sad sex, celibate, haven't had sex in a year. Why? You broke up with a girl.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
no yeah he's so pathetic like that's the word and even when she like gave him a compliment and she was like you look like a lemur uh okay i'll go kill myself like it's like she likes lemurs i know i know and it's like even like the good things in his life like this girl complimenting him like they're sad no and like is that girl gonna stay at the house that was a bad idea terrible when he said are you staying here i thought he meant like in the hamptons
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
I should hope so. What, you drive three hours for a party with a pirate ship?
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Did you pack a bag? Do you have clean ideas? No. No. So yeah, it was like a big moment for Carl for some reason, this party. And what else happened? I did not understand why Amanda and Sierra were dressed as birds.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Right, so when they took the picture and Sierra had, I mean Paige had both of them on her arms, I then understood the parrot, but Sierra was dressed as a seagull.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
No, I think it is. Like, that's the shtick.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Oh, also, I feel like now because they're broken up and we know that like Amanda, I mean, Paige is like very much team Amanda.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
lover boy it's not surprising but when you're watching the episode just like for where they are in their relationship it's like very clear that Craig Paige is mad at Craig for like getting into this fight with Kyle and she's like annoyed that that they're here because of him like she's not on his side which now makes sense but at the time it's like well that's your man you know yeah and she's like it's interesting how the primary feeling she's feeling is like annoyed at him
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Well, so the thing is about surrogates, like what they say is that they're very special people. And they do it because they...
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
feel sort of called to help others and so while I could never ever be that selfless to a stranger let's say in a random world like I'm done having kids and I still have like a functional uterus and you need a surrogate like yeah you would do it you really would yeah I would I would I would do it for any of my sisters and that's literally it that's really big of you You wouldn't do it for me?
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
No, I feel like Kyle literally, I think Kyle facilitated the deal to be like, I didn't get had a fired for doing something with Trulia. I love Trulia and White Claw. Like I feel like he's now, because that's what's being said about Kyle and that's what bothers him so much. That's why he was texting Paige. I didn't get had a fired because she didn't add with another drink company.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
It's like this thing that people know about Kyle and it bothers him that people know it. So I feel like he told Jesse to do it.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
He didn't feel that way at the time. He didn't feel that way at the time. Like, the Truly thing happened, and then the Spritz thing happened, and then after the Spritz thing happened, everybody brought up the Hannah-Truly thing again, so it became this, like, big narrative about Kyle.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
So now I think he's trying to, I wouldn't be surprised if he went to Truly and said, my friend Jesse needs a deal. Like, just to counteract the narrative about him. Got it. Got it. Like, I'm sure Jesse did that with complete approval.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yeah, it was a random example, but it was hilarious.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Um, And then I thought that we were going to get like the Craig versus Kyle fight last night, but it's next week.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
No. Also, the vibe that I was getting was that if they were going to talk about it, they were going to talk about it right there at the table with everybody around, which is really not productive.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Well, that's what Kyle thinks. Kyle thinks it's just going to be like, bro, I didn't mean to. Bro, I'm sorry. And Craig is actually like a very emotional person. And so I think, you know, us having this conversation after a long day in the middle of the table with everybody, there's no room for nuance. And I think Craig has a lot more to say than I think Kyle's expecting.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
So Southern Charm recap from Jackie O tomorrow.
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LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Wait, I feel so bad for her. That's so embarrassing.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
I mean, I'd like to say that I would. Let's say circumstances like you're done having children. You got everything you wanted. In the middle of my child-rearing journey, no, I'm not taking a break for you. But let's say I happen to be a 37-year-old with a poppin' pussy, for lack of a better word. Yeah, I would do it for you.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Well, I can't tell you how much I'm enjoying the season of Southern Charm through your eyes, you know?
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LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
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The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
No, a really annoying personality trait of mine is like, I don't leave stones unturned. Do you know what I mean? Like if something comes in, I'm getting it done that day. They call me the sweeper, you know? Like it's not a perfect system, but I don't relate to that particular feeling. What are you feeling, you know, left behind on?
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
I guess, actually, I would need a couple more details. I just don't think that you would. Do you not have any children in this hypothetical scenario? If you didn't have any children, if you wanted a fourth, sorry, you're going to have to live with your three. But if you didn't have any and it was your one opportunity, yeah, I would do it.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
She's hiding behind the high risk. Okay, duly noted.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
No, but being a surrogate, like I've never met like a person like in my, like a friend or anything who does surrogacy. So I just imagine that they're wonderful people who are extremely different than me. Like, I can't even imagine.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Now, I know there's also a financial component. And so I'm trying to think of like what enough money for me like would be to do it. And I don't know. And, you know, this is like the tough thing about pregnancy. Like, you don't want to complain. You're so grateful. And you are. But it's actually the definition of holding space for two truths. Like, two things can be true at once.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Like, this is genuinely like such a miserable experience. But I am so eternally grateful and blessed for this miracle happening. And I'm so joyful about it, you know?
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
And I feel like you can't say one without the other, you know, you don't want to glorify it. It's a miracle.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
But you also, you don't want to only be like negative queen. So you're actually, that's the only time it's really acceptable to hold space for two truths in a serious, not ironic way.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Except now like that you and Olivia like have kids.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Not that you deserve it, but I don't think that I would be willing to do it. You've experienced the joys of motherhood. You're set. But let's say, God forbid, God forbid, a million times, like Margot needed a surrogate and she had never had kids yet. Yeah, I would do it for her.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
She just better start responding to my texts more. That's all I ask in return.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Um, great. Yes. I also watched Watch What Happens Live and I saw a bunch of clips from the after show, which is like making rounds and I'll tell you about it.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Oh no. Obviously somebody gave him like a slap on the wrist. He was joyful beyond like pretending so hard to care about whatever Sierra and Amanda were saying. And like, not that you have to pretend, but it wasn't like a crazy episode or anything. And he was just like, and how does that feel?
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yeah, they're pretty cool and collected. And he was like, he opened the show. He's like, I'm having a drink tonight. It's been a long day.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
No, but I think that like production is like, I think his producers and his team are like aware of what gets said or even just like they watched and were like, Andy, maybe you should be like a little more welcoming to the clubhouse tomorrow night. I don't think they necessarily heard us, but I can't imagine because you sent me a clip where Andy was so clearly hating Leslie Bibb and Garcelle.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
curmudgeon. So I don't know if it was like, I don't think it was our direct words, but I think that sentiment was pretty obvious. Like when I watched that clip, he would want it to be anywhere else, but that chair.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Two things. Um, now is it a story that, About the handwritten note Meghan Markle sent too.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
It is. Okay. Because I like kind of need to talk about it.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
No. And I actually have a lot of follow-up questions. Mm-hmm. About the whole saga. So I'm really glad we are talking about it.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
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LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
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LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
It's just a black long sleeve shirt and black like yoga pants. They are so comfortable. Like I have the hardest time finding clothes right now. I'm even wearing like maternity leggings right now from a different place and I'm uncomfortable. So Skims is really, I don't know what the material is. I've been wearing it to filth. I already got a dirty. I'm so annoyed.
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LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
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The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
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LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
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LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
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LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
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LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
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LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Good morning, millennials. And welcome back to the Toast.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
For a while, it was like, I'm a comedian.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Right. I've landed, it's when you're a multi-hyphenate, like we are, you know, authors, New York Times bestselling, What else are we? Comedians, podcasters, content creators, musicians. It's hard to pick just one. So I hate to say just podcasts, because then it leaves behind all my other accomplishments. But I think for the sake of brevity and lucidity, it's best. Accuracy. Yeah.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
It's kind of the biggest of all. Yeah.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I guess it's like a good segue into like what we absolutely have to talk about today, like as human beings. And it's just dreadful because this show is supposed to be fun and light and people are making it so hard. hard. We've made it fun and light up until this point, even though it's been an awful morning and an awful few days. It's really been a tough 24 hours.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
There were a lot of rumors in the last couple of days about the fate of the Beavis family. And I tried not to get like caught up. There are so many rumors. They've been saying things about them for like a year, especially about this particular family. So I'd seen like false reports and I didn't want to like believe any of it until it was actually confirmed.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
And yesterday it was that the four hostages being sent back from Gaza today were going to be In coffins. Dead bodies, and three out of four of them were the Bibas family.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
A display of depravity. There actually aren't words to accurately describe some of those videos and what happened there.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
People with a platform and celebrity, it's become just a big part of social media culture and celebrity culture to take on causes and become advocates for different human rights, a lot of feminist movements. And to really experience complete radio silence in a matter like this is so devastating. And that's why the Foster Sisters, to us, are such role models and such fabulous.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I mean, it is like other weeks in a lot of ways because like the rumors about me are insane. Yet again, it's so hard to live this life. I know people look at me and they say, oh my God, glamorous celebrity. She has everything. And like, you don't know the toll it takes these rumors swirling about me. What are the rumors starting? Well, you know, it's funny, right? As life can be.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Actually, of all the issues, I look in the mirror and, you know, a bleph was so, I'm sure if I sat and looked at my bleph, I could come up with a reason to get the surgery. But it's certainly not on my top 20. Not even close. I totally agree. First would be liposuction. Sometimes I see something, I'm like, ooh, I need that. First would be breast lift and reduction. Okay.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
This has been a particular part of the story that so many people have been following, because it's such a, I mean, every hostage taken is so terrible, but this one in particular I think shook a lot of people, anyone with a kid, but also just these beautiful children. It was really, just kind of one of the bigger stories from the saga.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
And I had actually forgotten like with all the hoopla on the last couple of days that the father was returned two weeks ago. I had just like forgotten that small part of it. And so that's just another huge part of the tragedy. Like, I don't know how someone like that, how you go on.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
You also just went through one of the worst things a human can go through. A holocaust. You've been through 500 days of starvation, of torture, of kidnapping, and you return and your entire family is gone.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
It's all so upsetting, like the story itself, but what makes it even harder to... come to terms with is the aftermath and the reactions and the justification.
The Toast
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Well, they never should have been taken.
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These victims of genocide.
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I got a gorgeous tunnel for you.
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Which nobody is speculating, which is that's hurtful. Right. That nobody thinks I got a breast lift and reduction. First, second would be liposuction.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Goodbye. Seriously, the worst possible end to a 18-month saga, I don't know. The worst possible end. Yeah.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
It's just gonna be a hard left turn, and Claudia didn't throw up in her sleep last night. Just move on. I didn't throw up in my sleep last night, which was amazing, and I only peed once in my sleep. And my car parked itself. Wins are aplenty, okay, they are abound. This particular hotel has probably the best blackout curtain I've ever had in my life.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
It's like motorized, it's like a whole thing, it's like built into the wall. It's not about the fabric, it's about the cut. She doesn't want solutions. No, it's been really, really fabulous. I can't stress enough, for the next couple of years, don't think that Jackie and I are on bad terms. I'm just never staying at her house again. Even though she just redid my bedroom for me, sorry.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yeah, you do make a lot of content in that room.
The Toast
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Okay, what kind of business y'all in?
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Except now I work out of home now. Well, I have an office out of the home back in New York. I don't know if you know that.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
It's basically outpatient.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I don't wanna complain, because your husband has been so generous in lending Ben and I his car for the weekend, but his Apple CarPlay- Yeah, he has the old phone. He has the old phone, so the cord to connect Apple CarPlay is that, so I've been driving in silence. Why don't you turn on 100.7? Why 100? I don't really know how to do that.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
And because I've been wearing my hair on a slick back claw clip, I've been driving in silence with a claw clip digging into the... That's so unsafe. I know how dangerous it is. It's kind of been like a miserable commute not to make everything about me.
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So I'm going to put these glasses back on. Okay. Because again, I haven't blown out my hair in a few days. I'm carrying a little holiday weight, a little baby weight as well. And I just don't feel good. And I also feel like the glasses have been like giving me like an extra little spice, you know?
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Right. Something about being pregnant is, like, the days are hard. You really crave a cigarette. You don't crave it. The days can be really hard, and sometimes it would just be nice to top off the day with a little cig. Mm-hmm. Or what about a drink? I mean... No.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
In the beginning of pregnancy, I was like on here and I feel like in the vlog, I was talking about how, you know, I was always really concerned, not concerned, but it always scared me a little bit that like, you know, you would be pregnant for 10 months and then like obviously postpartum, you don't have a drink for like a year. And I'm such a social drinker. I love to go out and have a cocktail.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
And that was something that really scared me. And then I was like, well, it's actually been amazing. I don't miss alcohol at all. I've been missing alcohol a little bit more, especially at the wedding when we were at the henna. I don't know if I mentioned I went to a multicultural event.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Well, the bride was Moroccan.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
And the groom was Syrian, but funny story. I won't say it again. When I walked into the henna. Exactly. Spoiler alert. When I walked into the henna, I was like on the ocean. I was like, honestly, I could like would so kill for a cocktail. And then I was on the beach and I was like with all my friends from high school and I was like, I could really use a cocktail.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I just find myself more and more saying I could really use a cocktail.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Oh, that's funny. Like while I drive just to relax. I don't know what we are going to talk about on this show. Like when you finally just settle into being a driver. I don't think I ever will. When you're in high school and you get your license, like it's all fun. But eventually it's something where it's like if your mom asks you to go get eggs, you're like, ugh, no.
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Whereas in high school you're like, yeah, I'll go get eggs.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
At some point it loses its novelty and it just becomes like a means to an end.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
She's like, did you guys know in New York you can't make it right unread? One thing about Jackie, if you get in the car with her, it's like you kind of have to know the narration begins.
The Toast
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When you talk for a living, you don't want to talk elsewhere.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Just ask me to drive you somewhere. But she's not talking about anything interesting other than what's going on in the road. I'm just narrating. She is narrating. Oh, get out of my lane. And sometimes, the last time you drove me was two days ago after the toast. We had a lot going on. We had to upload. I'm busy on my phone. And you're just like, can you believe that red car?
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I'm like, no, I wasn't paying attention. I'm busy.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I just want to say, if the CEO of JP Morgan ever becomes single, you absolutely need to pursue him as a life partner because you, nobody, no two people have been more vocal about getting like Americans back in the office than you. And you guys take so much shit for it. You and JP Morgan CEO, what's his name? Jamie. Jamie Diamond. Yeah, he's so classic. Like he's always making...
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Sharon! So just wanted to clear up what I was going through. Well, the rumors are true. I deleted my Twitter. That's what I've been saying, by the way. I mean, the rumors are true. Me when I decided to like take two days off TikTok. Releasing a song.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
They're like, well, and for some reason, I know he has like a really important job, but for some reason, every time he says something, it's the CEO of JP Morgan. And he's always waiting into the remote work conversation, as are you.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
you know, for like a local owned business, you can't afford us. No, I'm kidding. Okay, we actually like dilly-dallied a little too close to the sun.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
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The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
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The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Oh, and they took care of it. And I really appreciate it because I think a lot of options on the market really are just masking temporarily the breath issues where a smart mouth is like really taking a scientific approach, getting down to business and taking care of things for people like me. And I'm not saying I'm better. I have bad breath too.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Where were you? Like, I know everybody remembers where they were when they heard like major life news, like we killed Osama. Where were you? When Miley deleted her Twitter. When you heard that Miley deleted her Twitter?
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I'm so conscious of having bad breath, but I'm also, especially now, I can smell the insides of people's bodies. I knew Ben had a hot dog before he even had it. It's really- I knew he was thinking of one. Smart mouth is actually for the pregnant swirlies, okay? To save you and your nose. So never have bad breath again and find SmartMouth at Walgreens, Walmart, and Amazon.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
If you're ready to lose an average of 15% of your weight faster, we'll meet the latest offering through Roe. Actually, this morning I was out to breakfast. So funny. I'm kind of like the queen of GLP-1. Sorry, Oprah. I am. When people come up to me, they're like, I'm on the shot. This girl came up to me today. I thought she was talking about like a vaccine. She was like, I'm on the shot.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I'm like, what? Oh, you're on the shot. People feel the need to tell me because I had the most amazing experience with the GLP-1. I cannot recommend it enough for weight loss. I think a lot of people are down, but they don't know where to start. They don't know how to get the medication. It feels really inaccessible. They're afraid to talk to their doctor. And Roe is a fabulous option.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
You can sign up online from the comfort of your own home, which means no waiting for an in-person doctor's appointment, no commute to the doctor's office – unfortunately, for Jackie, no commute, she can't drive – and no waiting rooms. If you're looking for faster weight loss, higher confidence, cheaper price, join the over 385,000 people who have already chosen access to GLP-1s with Roe.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Go to roe.co slash toast to see if you qualify. That's roe.co slash toast. Go to roe.co slash safety for boxed warning and full safety information about GLP-1 medications. Today's episode is also brought to you by Haya Health. So typical children's vitamins are really candy in disguise. When I think back on that crap we used to eat as a kid, that's not helping anyone.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
And Haya Health is here to change things because a lot of OG kids' vitamins are filled with two teaspoons of sugar. They've got a ton of chemicals, other gummy additives that kids who aren't growing just should not be eating. That's why they were created, and they created the super-powered chewable vitamin. Many kids' vitamins have sugar. They're known to contribute to a variety of health issues.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Formulated with the help of pediatricians and nutritional experts, HIA is pressed with a blend of 12 organic fruits and vegetables. Then it is supercharged with 15 essential vitamins and minerals, including vitamin D, B12, C, zinc, folate, and many others to help support immune system, energy, brain function, mood, concentration, teeth, bones, and more.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Every single batch is third-party tested for heavy metals and microbials in a qualified GMP-compliant lab. They are designed for kids 2 and up, and it is sent straight to your door so parents have one less thing to worry about. My niece is obsessed. She flies across the house when it's time. I think, like, she would eat the whole bottle if she could. She loves playing with the bottle.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
It has, like, cute little stickers. It's, like, really kid-friendly, and she's a super picky eater. So we've worked on a special deal with Haya for their best-selling children's vitamin. Receive 50% off your first order when you go to HayaHealth.com slash toast. This deal is not available on the regular website.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
You have to go to H-I-Y-A Health.com slash toast and get your kids the full-body nourishment that they need to grow into healthy adults. Thank you, Coach. You know, it's getting harder to breathe during the ads. I understand. You know me, I'm a fast talking swirly, but it's getting harder to breathe, period.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yeah, hosting is also not for people who would ever be nominated at this particular event. I'm pretty sure she has been nominated and even won Tony's. You can sit.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
She's had a hard year. She's been like busy working, traveling, promoting, filming.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
she's also at a level where like you don't have to take gigs like this anymore. It's very much like an up and coming kind of thing.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yeah, I don't think she wants to do more hosting. Like people who are like given roles like Alphabet, like they don't have, hosting is something you kind of have to do. Yeah. Not want.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yeah, I feel like at first I was like, oh, this is, duh, sure, give it to Cynthia. But why would she want to work this hard?
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
You think Sutton and Hugh will be there? Maybe like- I do. Me too, because they're like the toast of Broadway. She's the toast of the town. He's been the toast. They were the toast last year, but they weren't a couple while they were doing The Music Man. Together they are a sandwich. They are so Broadway. Yeah.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
That was how Twitter took off. Remember, it was like Ashton Kutcher joined Twitter. It was like, well, if you want to keep up with Ashton. And who didn't back in the day?
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Oh, and I meant to tell you this offline, but it could be an online conversation as well. The way we've been saying, like, you know, we take a word and we manipulate it, gorgeous, gargy, and now we're saying pargy. We're saying it like perchy, the queen's boyfriend.
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It's Parchee. When you are as funny as I am, but you also have such a bad memory, life is so exciting because you're constantly being reminded of hysterical things you said.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Did you make a pargy loaf in the sense that you made a loaf of bread or you took a good poop?
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But wouldn't it have been fun if we were?
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
That's so nice of you to highlight a funny offline moment of yours. Yeah, so. I just want to say I'm in hell. Oh, no, I'm not. I thought I forgot my Tums. Oh, I'm glad for you. I'm also ready for my sponsorship, just saying.
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The Miley and Mandy show. Yeah.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Oh, that's very interesting. I've always only taken one. Also, in my pregnancy, if I really took a tum every time I was even remotely uncomfortable, I'd have 15 a day.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Actually, Dr. Fox, I said, is there such thing as like overdosing? He was like, no. And then somebody in my DMs was like, I got a kidney stone when I was pregnant from how many tums I took.
The Toast
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Dr. Fox says they're a great source of calcium, but of course, consult your doctor.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Why is there a section of this label that says inactive ingredients? Like, why would I need to know what's not in here?
The Toast
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Do not take more than seven tablets in 24 hours.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
We do have to kind of give a shout out to Jared in that moment.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Start the day, ease in. Not to rub in, but you know, they leave a chocolate on my pillow at this hotel. You never did that at your house. And it's a caramel chocolate. I actually did do that once. Like one Valentine's Day, I got you heart chocolates. Oh, you did. Okay, yeah. I mean, they do it every night at this place. Sure, sure, sure. And it's usually, I think, like chocolates on your pillow.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
They give you like the worst shit chocolate. Like I don't know where they pick this up from. This one was a caramel milk chocolate. It was really good.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yeah, I'd rather throw up in my sleep, honestly.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Somebody else was there for us too, but I will not speak his name. Oh yeah. Yeah.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Oh, that was like really embarrassing. Oh, I don't know why. When you say like six figures, I think of like the six zeros. I understand. You understand how I got to this place, but it's unacceptable either way.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
$99 million, okay. So she was offered. Because honestly, when I thought it was between $10 and $99 million, I'm like, damn, even I'm not that scrupled. Like, take the money. Of course. That's life-changing money.
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You can manipulate this type of language to either mean.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
That was a really big part of, um, or consumption of celebrity culture growing up. I'm sure you guys know what we're talking about. We will not say this person's name.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
No, it's not. That's how she felt? And once you get a label like that as a woman in Hollywood, like, they just destroy you with it. So it is powerful. And you're right. When I thought it was seven figures, like, $10 to $99 million. Sure, take my credibility. Yeah, right. Who cares about credibility? I have a mansion. Like, I'm retired and I have a yacht.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
But in California, you know, with those high taxes. But also, I do wonder. Right, this would be less than $500,000 after taxes. She's now married to John Mulaney, who does extremely well financially. You think? A thousand percent. Like, how much? He tours nonstop. Okay. He tours arenas. He has multiple Netflix specials. I'm sure he had like a multi. Like a $20 million three special deal. Correct.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Correct. he's just kind of the darling of like, he's, he's an extreme, he's one of the highest paid comedians right now. Okay. So you want, are you asking for like, so what's next? So what were you going to say next? Oh, so like her financial situation now is different, but I think at 20 and 2018 at the time, like she's not a really like successful actress. She's like a successful famous person.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Um, So that money actually could have meant more to her than we realized. Cause I'm thinking of her now, like I know she lives in this like beachfront oasis, but she's in a different financial situation now than she was in 2018. Cause I never even heard of this movie, The Predator. Okay. So she's obviously like taking roles for the work. She's like a working actress.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
He goes online and talks about bullying and then he bullies us.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
A million dollars is a lot to a working actress, even if it was minimum a million dollars.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Did you see the bar fight that Zach Bryan got into? I saw that he got into a bar fight. Which is uninteresting because he's like so the bar fight type. Like he has the body of somebody who just fights in bars. But the more interesting thing is that like the whole thing was recorded on a pair of those like Ray-Ban meta AI. Because the guy was like, I don't even know who you are.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
It's like, well, why are you recording on your Ray-Ban glasses? So the whole thing is kind of like from a visual perspective. You see him at like truly. Like POV, Zach Bryan, fighting Zach Bryan. And then I think he said, you're so gay or something. And everybody's like, you know. Zach Bryan said that? Yeah, he used the G word and not a positive. In a negative way. Correct.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yeah, yeah. And it's like, I can't even go there.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Which I don't think there's a positive way to use the G word in a bar fight.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yeah. So not a good day to be Zach Bryan. No. No.
The Toast
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And she comes up all over my Twitter. I found like I, everything I know about this woman, which is quite a lot. I know against my will.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Or as he called her, Mushy Fart One.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
She's like an only fans creator. She's like a sex worker creator, but, But recently shot to fame because she does these challenges. First, she did like 100 men in 12 hours. And the most recent one that shook the internet was she slept with 1,000 men in a day. And I actually think she went over.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Justice for everyone. So true.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yeah. It's extremely confusing because they each do challenges like clickbait challenges. Come with me. Get ready with me. To fuck a thousand guys.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I think her name is Lily. And I just want to say something. And I'm going to say the thing that I feel like you're not supposed to say as a woman. Okay? Okay. I think that this is disgusting. I know we are supposed to support, embrace the sexual revolution. We've revolutionized a little too close to the sun. I think that this is disgusting. I think this person is disgusting.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
And I'm sorry, I know I'm supposed to support all women. I don't. I don't support this. I think this is disgusting. What on earth would come besides money? But even at some point, There's not enough money in the world to make you do certain things.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
It's just, you know, you see so many rumors about yourself when you're as big of celebrities as we are and you want to respond to every single one of them, right? No. But this one in particular was so flawed in its... potential, the like, I wish I could be getting procedures right now. I wish that's the phase of my life that I was currently in.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I think we have lost the plot. I think we took it really too far. At first it was like, we're not calling prostitutes, it's sex worker and it's a beautiful thing. And it was all good. And now I'm just like, should we stop? We're doing a lot. So I just want to say before we dive into whatever, oh, she's pregnant, right? That's the story.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Okay, I can't imagine she's not on any birth control. The thing is, it's not been confirmed that she's pregnant.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Also, are they ejaculating inside of her?
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
In order to count, like...
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
A couple of days ago, I got on this show, and I was very honest with the audience. I said, I'm not really feeling myself. I've taken a turn looks-wise. I'm gonna put on these sunglasses in this new studio to just protect myself. And I said that quite clearly. And then I did the same thing the next day, which was yesterday, and I also said quite queerly. Queerly.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
So it's not confirmed that she's actually pregnant, and I do feel like so much of her – Actually, maybe not with a condom. I do think they all get tested. Not with a condom?
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
it's not confirmed that she's pregnant. And so much of her career is like click bait. And so I think there's a possibility that this is not true. And if it is true, I'm feeling conflicted. Cause this might be the one thing that could save this girl. But I do feel she's too far gone. I don't think there's anything that's gonna bring her back.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Actually, like I'm a nice girl. I really can't handle this conversation. I saw a clip of her. She was like getting upset. I'm like, oh my God, is she finally like having remorse for like this disgusting life she leads? No, she had like fucked, like it was one of her challenges, like 75 guys in 75 minutes or whatever. And she started crying because she felt like really upset.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
that some of the guys didn't get enough time with her. I'm like, she's fucking crazy. I'm sorry, I'm gonna say the thing. I hate this bitch. I think she's disgusting. And the words that you're not supposed to think and use for a woman, I think of her like, she's a slut. I'm sorry, I hate it. Not even a slut. This is biblical. She's literally like a whore. I'm sorry. It's disgusting. It is.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Guys, I just watched Jackie today. I literally got here early, parked in the same exact place. And I was like, let me find this bitch.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
And I don't want to hear it from like the women. Turdy. Like we have to support. We don't actually. So many bitches are not supportive of me. Okay. So I'm not going to be supportive of the woman who slept with a thousand guys. Okay. And now was pregnant.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
And yes, she was on the, like the full send podcast or one of those podcasts where they brought together this like professional whore. I think it was the way I remember it. I think it was a man, but tell me what happened. And this very conservative woman. It was kind of like a great experiment. They brought like these two and they had them out. And I think Candace was like, Jesus will save you.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Is your mother okay with this? Let me be your mother. And the woman was like, I'm fine. Get the fuck away from me. Like it was really fucking crazy.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yeah. In that clip and also the one with Candace Owens that went viral, there was like a lot of like body language experts tuning in. And they did. There was like a pretty big group of people who thought that both the interviews really got through to her. She's been kind of quiet ever since. So maybe... But I think she's been quiet because Bonnie said, hold my beer, I'm going 1,000.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
She's batting 1,000. Should we have Bonnie on here and maybe talk to her? No, because you want to know why? I will not participate in this.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
She's not even American. It's not even an American problem.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Who's the American Bonnie?
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I'm actually really glad we don't have one. That comes to mind immediately. I'm sure there are people who do this for a living, but we have a lot of issues in our country, so just leave us out of this one.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I actually wouldn't invite her on the toes because I just sat here and called her a whore and a slut. And I would feel weird.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
And at what point, it kind of harks back to what we were saying at the beginning of the show. I'm not saying anything mean. I'm saying truthfully, whores have sex for money. Like that's what you do.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I wonder how much she gets paid. I feel like it's not enough. I feel so much better having said that. Like I'm just like tired of pretending like I have to support all women, you know? I don't. And I don't know when I pretended because you guys know I don't.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
No, I'm telling you it is.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
No, that's what I mean. We revolutionized far too close to the sun.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
What is the antonym of revolution?
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Oh, yeah. Let's regress. The sexual regression. I'm all for it. Source.com.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yeah, you're right. Shit. Oh, fuck. I'm not, I'm so not ready. Hold on. What number is it? Four?
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I didn't see anybody say this. Have you ever seen the Denzel Washington movie, Flight? No. Okay, so let me tell you. It's actually such a good movie. You've seen it? Yes, yes. Why are you doubting me? I thought you were just going to tell me the plot and be like, there's a movie about this. How would I know the plot if I didn't see it? Oh, it's not based on a true story. Okay.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
That's what makes this whole thing so freaky. So he's kind of this amazing pilot, Denzel Washington. He just has this small issue of alcoholism, okay? So the movie starts. He's waking up hungover. I mean, it can be stressful. Of course. He's waking up hungover, and he takes off on a flight. And immediately, something goes wrong on the plane. It's not him.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
The car starts going ham. Did you take your foot off the gas?
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
But before things go wrong, he's making himself mimosas, sneakily taking those little airplane and being nuts. At the same time, the plane malfunctions, having nothing to do with him or his alcoholism, and he ends up- But he's obviously just not of sound mind to deal with it. But actually, he dealt with it in kind of the most incredible way.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
He ends up flying the plane upside down, landing upside down, and of the 100 passengers, I think maybe three people died. One was like a- Flight attendant who wasn't buckled in, she was helping this kid. So he's a hero. He managed to do the impossible, and the plane lands upside down. And that's the similarity I wanted to make, but let me just tell you what ends up happening.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
So they end up doing an investigation, and there's unaccounted for empty bottles, and they figure it out, and it's this whole thing, because it's like, well, these people did die, but even if he wasn't drunk, he was an amazing pilot. Where do we go from here? What's the moral equivocation? I think he ends up going to jail.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Also to say, when I saw this upside down Delta flight, I was like, oh my God, Denzel, what are you doing here?
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
They landed too hard and it flipped. The videos have gone viral, of course, of the plane upside down on the tarmac, but then people filming themselves getting out of this upside down plane. Nobody died. Which is amazing. Amazing. And we've just kind of been, this is like the last, the like third or fourth in a couple of flight things where everybody's like, what's going on?
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
And we're just waiting to find out like whose fault it is.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Now there's a lot of theories about whose fault this is. And I just want to say as somebody who's had the greatest fortune of flying in and out of Toronto Pearson a couple of times, it's 1000% that airport's fault. It is the worst airport on the planet. Just saying.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Like what about it makes it something where you like fall, like where you flip over? It's just like the, it's kind of the atmosphere. Like it's such a toxic place. Like only bad things can happen there. I'm telling you it's Toronto Pearson's fault.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Well, yes. So I saw this, Ben told me, we were like talking about it and I'm like, well, I hope nobody takes it because first of all, it impacts their ability to sue. They all have to band together. If any of them takes it, like it's not good. And then I watched this video that the points guy, Brian Kelly shared, and he was like, actually, They're still allowed to sue. This is just like Delta.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I think like PR wise, $30,000 to what? Like a hundred passengers max is really nothing to them. But here we are talking about like how magnanimous it is. That's literally not what I'm saying. Oh, but that is what people are saying. Really? Yeah. Like, no, like it's not a contract and it's not a settlement. It's just like you went through something traumatic. Here's $30,000 for now.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
You were not waiting for me. I was parked. Literally standing there like. Excuse me. I just want to clear my name. I was parked. I was taking a long time to get out of the car because I got you a coffee. So I told my purse and two coffees.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Is there room for negotiation?
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
That's 1,000% what it is. You have to read the fine print. It's $30,000 in the form of a gift card. 30,000 miles. Now, if you're going through this, are you ever flying again? No. Like now I understand like Travis Barker, like there are these celebrities who have these famous stories. Whoopi Goldberg, she was like, I don't think I am.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Because I'm the type of person, I have an inconvenient flight where somebody's rude to me. I'm like, I'm never flying again. It takes very little for me to stop flying. I think flying is one of the most miserable experiences on the planet. And I've actually never been in danger on a flight that I know of.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
So if I'm actually in active danger and everything's, I'm never getting on a fucking flight again. So yeah, I'll take 30 Gs.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Cheers. Coffee girls. Cheers.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Because of Malaysia flight. Like let's. I never heard of black box before Malaysia.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
It's just audio, right? It's like everything.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I just want to say, aviation expert Brian Kelly says, like, these people should and could take it. I watched his video.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I just want to say, you can buy me.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Well, it's all relative, right? And I think that...
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
after taxes well after taxes yeah they should cover the taxes delta that would be huge then i would think about it but the people on the plane that's also like money's relative to to all different people so some people maybe use their last hundred bucks to get on this flight and 30k is like life-changing money some people are you know in a different spot so it's all it's all relative i know i feel like what i'm saying is get more of course because delta can afford it yeah
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I know, so actually in addition to the rumors about my botched facelift, a lot of rumors swirling that you and I are on bad terms and I'm not sleeping at your house.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
So I happen to have really enjoyed last night's episode of Summer House. Lindsay Hubbard was making me laugh so much. I love her level of unbothered. I like that she didn't even say hi to Carl when she did. She was like, hey, Carl. And he had like this big X. And she was like, what's up? I'm just cleaning up. You can't stop me from cleaning. I love that level of unbotheredness.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
And I really wish that was what Sierra was giving in last night's episode, because there were these two awkward,
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
And so with Sierra, she's so clearly still hurt and still has feelings. I couldn't believe she even said that thing. Like, I hate you, but I want you to kiss me. Like, so. the reason why she's kind of at a disadvantage is because she's operating from that place and Wes is operating from a place where like, I actually think he doesn't care. And that's just like the worst thing to feel for Sierra.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
So she's like getting mad and she's like looking like she cares because she does. And so she's looking, just sort of like a dog with a bone a little bit, whereas he's just sitting there silently.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yeah, no, and I just feel like she came at it the wrong way because she insisted on having this conversation about something that was really personal to her. She was obviously really hurt by this New York Times article, and I get it. But she came at it having this conversation in front of everybody and kind of demanded that they have it in front of everybody. Then made fun of his hair.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Like, she just, like, didn't handle it well to the point where I was like, well, I agreed with you, but, like, leave him alone. And up until this point, I haven't felt even remotely in defense of Wes. I'm like, everything that's coming your way, like, agreed, you deserve it, boo-boo, tomato.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
But I do feel like at this point, it's a couple of months after the reunion, he's probably been, like, sufficiently prepared.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
We are on bad terms. And Jackie had other house guests. I had a full house.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Sierra's voice was just like shaking the whole time. And like, she just so clearly really still cares about him while also like fighting with him and like being mean to him about his hair. And so it just, it looks silly and you don't look like you're winning at all because like you so care and it's, and that's fine. But Have those conversations. Have real conversations.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I'm sure if they had had a one-on-one outside, not in front of everybody, maybe not at night when there was cocktails around, they could have had a more productive conversation. But both of their conversations were kind of fruitless.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
there's no path forward and like they were friends but they got together so quickly so like to go back to that friendship like you were it's not like long-standing history even Lindsay and Carl have given up on their yeah long-standing friendship so I don't think that lasts long I think that like Carl and Lindsay who this episode like where they were very well behaved ambivalent like but I do think it gets contentious at some point um which I'm really not looking forward to I really prefer Lindsay in her unbothered era yeah it's hilarious to me
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Right, because what happened was that he broke up with her because he didn't think that that was his person. And so while that's hurtful to hear, it's honest and it's truthful and it's not... It's just, nobody wants to hear that.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Man plans, God laughs. Because I always come and stay at your house. And it's lovely. I'll never stay at your house again.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
No, I didn't. But I didn't. That's funny.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
And that really hurts to hear. But like, that's a breakup, right? When you don't think that's your person. Yeah. And it's just like, it's kind of like an unfortunate truth. Yeah. Now, I want to talk about Bailey. Have you seen the rumors about Bailey? I sent it to you. Oh, I didn't see that you sent it to me. Unreal. Well, she's kind of like this weird character who was never properly introduced.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
She's not in the group cast photos.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Okay. Well, I enjoyed it, but I guess, yeah, nothing happened. So the rumors about Bailey, because there's definitely like a weirdness there. It's like, is she on the show or not? The rumors are that she was very much cast as a full-time Swirly. We were supposed to get to know her in the way we're getting to know Lexi, who we will talk about in one minute because I'm obsessed. Yeah.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Being at a hotel has been so amazing and no disrespect. Cause you know, I love waking up like in your house with your family, but it's so worth it. Like the piece and the restoration that have afforded, like, and I went to this Bob, this hotel, you came and spent the day.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
And I guess at some point she gets confronted by the producers because she's like selling stories.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
They have probably edited out big chunks of her. Why did they even include that bit about some guy she's seeing in the city? Like, who gives a fuck? I thought the same thing. I'm like, not only, even if she was a full-time cast member, we don't care. But she's not. So I'm like, why are we getting invested in the storyline?
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Now let's talk about Jesse and Lexi. And what's so funny is I watch the episode with Ben and Ben does not watch his show. He doesn't know like who's new, who's old, who's been here before. And he's like, oh my God, every time it was Jesse and Wes, he was like, they're the best part of the show. And they're like the ones who actually go out.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
When they went to the club and got back at 1129, I'm like, why are we watching these people? And of course, Lindsay's pregnant, but it's like- Everyone came back. All the girls came back. So I'm like- This was supposed to be like young people going out, they're home at 11.30, that's not interesting to me.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
So every time Jesse and Wes, they're the ones who drink, they're the ones who go out, they're the ones who like try to get girls, like that's the whole point of the show. Ben thought they were so fucking funny. Like he was loving, he's like, Jesse Solomon's Jewish, right? I'm like, of course. And I was like really not okay at the scene where Jesse and Lexi are like kind of sharing their truths.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
their tragedies, their triumphs in life, in that bed where they're just, they're not like spooning, but they're just sort of like cocooning with one another. Talking intimately. She's sharing about this huge loss in her life of her best friend. He's obviously sharing his journey with cancer.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yeah. I thought... Yeah, it was like giving GBF, no? Oh, gee. I don't know about that.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Okay, okay. Yeah, and straight people can obviously be friends, but you know, I assume GBF, but I don't know. I don't want, I'm not like, I have no proof of that. I thought that was so sweet. The way they were talking with one another really intimately and then they started making out.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I'm worried that it's too fast and when you make out with someone and then you wake up in the same house, you automatically have the ick. It's just too close for comfort.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Did you say that about them?
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And if, you know, Ron and Sam have taught us anything, it's like this is gonna be the most toxic relationship on the planet.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
even though back in the day it did but that was before you know there were girls in the dms and bonnie blue correct well now we're all competing with the bonnie blues of the world i thought that the um facetime conversation they shared of craig and page and then that interview that page shared was a real window and insight into that time because this is like a few months before they're getting right yeah this is july and they broke up in december so i feel like
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
So I just wanna set the record straight for our listeners. Don't ever expect to see me at Jackie's house ever again, unless the hotel is booked.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
that was actually a really honest moment from Paige. And I think that it gave a lot of like color as to why this relationship didn't work out. And the fact that she's changed her mind on a lot of things and her life has changed so much and she didn't foresee herself being this like busy and successful and fulfilled by it. And she's not mad at it and she doesn't wanna change it.
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And so it's like a small crack that I think maybe if they hadn't been broken up, I wouldn't have thought much of. But now?
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. I need more Gabby in this show because we get very little. And what we do get, I really enjoy. Because I know she's always up Lindsay's ass. And that is probably her biggest disqualifier when it comes to being a good reality star. But she's saying the thing that we're all thinking, being like, why is Lindsay even here? And why is Carl here? Thank you for saying that.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Ben was cracking me up. Ben was like, those steaks are burnt and raw.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
It looked like a really nice meal. Not him making the meal for everyone and also cleaning up. It was giving Butler. Like, he's here because he's staff. Nobody cleaned, and he cooked the entire thing.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I know. It's just every time he talks, I feel this overwhelming sense of dread. Like, he is so... Dreadful. Dreadful. So not entertaining. Yeah. So therapy talk. So I'm glad Lindsay's leaving. I want to be healed. Like I just.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
You're in New York City. Go meet someone. And you're going to meet someone at this fake party where everybody's like required to invite three friends and they have to stay for two hours and play no music.
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That's kind of it. It's actually really crazy how little Kyle and Amanda contribute to the show. Like we just did a whole recap without even talking about them.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Now maybe I'm biased because he is my mortal enemy and I will hate him till the day that I die. But I don't think that's it. No, what did he do? Set up the speakers. He's also giving staff. He's organizing the cars and setting up the speakers.
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And the girls are so pretty and they like really get dressed up, even though they go out for 35 minutes. They put their best foot forward. It's nice to watch beautiful women doing beautiful things.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
In an extremely queer kind of way, that this is what I was doing, and this is why I was doing it. Did that stop the rumors swirling about me? No. What are the rumors? Claudia had a procedure done. Now, I feel like we're all forgetting that I'm pregnant, which pretty much bars, unfortunately, any pregnancy. And it's also, like, rude.
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That's our show, correct? That is our show. Let me just start, let me end the show how I started. She's giving eyeballs. Thank you guys so much for listening to the Destined Millionaire Morning Show. We do the best we can. Don't forget to subscribe to us on YouTube. So, if you're watching this on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe. Give us a thumbs up. We're also available on Spotify.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I look so much uglier. Like, at Spotify, I can search your public video. I hear it at CastBox. Oh, you look so cool. She's too cool for school. About how beautiful, stunning, and smart we are.
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We're so happy. We are, by the way. We found a new home here. I love this, like, very Tim Dill. This podcast studio is so podcast. Do you know what I mean?
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We are real ones. We always forget we are huge, both physically, but also in the podcasting space.
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No, we look like the type of clips where the top comment is like, they should make podcast equipment more expensive.
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When a podcast goes viral for saying something really stupid, the top comment is always like, we've got to make podcast microphones more inaccessible.
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Rats. You know what? Now that this is our new home, we should leave a copy here.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I'm going to leave a lot of stuff here. I've got plans. Give us a drawer. We're like in that episode of Sex and the City where Carrie gets like a quarter of an inch in Big's mirror in the bathroom. Next thing you know, she's got a blow dryer. She's taking out a drawer and he gives it all back to her. He was so fucking mean.
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Correct. Cleany, pargy things. We're really like the nightmare girlfriend. We're moving in, we're redecorating.
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We are not complaining. We are not judging. We are so excited and honored.
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The community, the podcasting community of Southern Florida.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I have noticed it is very large. We'll fit right in. So by the way, today's a great show because it's Thursday. Stories are what they are. Life's what you make it, so let's make it rock. But it's also Summer House Day, so last night's episode of Summer House, the second of the season aired, and I have a lot of thoughts.
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I know we were trying not to recap it betwixt the two of us off air, and you were like, it was like a man.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I know. And it's just so sad that like, and because we're sisters, like we could just say things to each other. Like other people would never even like be too afraid to say.
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And I just want to say, if you guys could hear off show talk, and you never will, like you would not be able to pull it out of me.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yeah. We were having lunch and we were gossiping and Jackie was being so loud. I'm like, I don't care. At like a pop in place where like they were totally toasters.
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Yeah. And I was like, could you shut your fucking mouth? Like, please. But I told you, I'll say it to your face.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yeah. No. By the way, sometimes you have to talk shit so hard that you actually can't even speak it. No, you cannot speak it. You sort of have to like.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
No, no, you ever say something like so vile and atrocious, you have to do like a couple of things before you say it. You have to check your phone, flip it upright to make sure like it's not recording a voice memo. That's very you. No, by the way, that's a universal experience, I'm telling you. I just like.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yeah, it's like, is my experience not important to you? Is it not valid? Also, rumors I got LASIK. I don't wear glasses. So there's just, like, a lot of inconsistency in the rumors, and it's really upsetting me. Yeah. Because now today I'm forced to not wear my glasses to prove like I'm still the same ugly bitch. And it's funny.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Whenever I'm saying something so nasty, I'll take everybody's phones, I'll take Ben's, I'll put it all in like the center of the table, flip it up.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Oh no, I don't feel the need to qualify my nastiness. When I say something really nasty, I flip up all the phones. Like she's an amazing, beautiful girl. I also repeat it in my head first, just to make sure if anybody walked by hearing it, is this something I could truly stand by? And that's why I don't leave the house.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
That's why I don't leave the house, because nobody can walk by in my own house. So you think. So true. My Alexa, the way my Alexa... could destroy me. There's a lot of theories. I saw this lawsuit. Well, she's always listening. Right, that she's listening even when you're not.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Jeff Bezos doesn't even know that he could ruin my career, like with the information he has. I think he could make your career. I think it's time he did, by the way.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Where's your Alexa? You don't know you have one?
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Different rooms in the home require different sort of conversations and the living room is not.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Your living room is also far too open because you have like an open concept home. And it's like people in the kitchen and the dining room could hear you and it's not private.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Where does the worst of it go down for you?
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Mine's the tub. Like it's really private.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
You know, I've actually never said anything nasty in my life. Yeah, it's just true. It's the truth. Well, that, by the way, I'm glad you brought that up. Because when talking shit and gossiping... The truth is a factor here. The truth will set you free. If we're exchanging truths, we're not doing anything wrong. If we're making stuff up, that's gossip. We don't do that.
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We merely exchange factual information.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
A little flair for dramatics.
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Correct. And therefore, nobody's getting hurt.
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these justifications we have to ourselves quarterly that our shit talking is fine. It's fine.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Oh, I have the mindset when it comes to gossip of a woman twice my age. Yeah, and just know it will get even stronger. Cause now I'm stronger. And that must be a fun part of growing up, amongst other things.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Also, fun fact, when we wrapped yesterday's show, the lovely gentleman, Ben here, who's been fabulously switching all the cameras, he said, he said it to both of us, but we all know he was talking to me. He said, you guys like singers? Are you like musicians? He said, you have such a good voice. And I just thought that was like an interesting fact I wanted to share with everyone.
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
It's funny that you guys thought that I would get a procedure and it wouldn't be liposuction. Like if I was getting a procedure.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
He said, what kind of business you in? What kind of business y'all in? That's seriously such an underrated, obviously like the Post-Its moment from Romy and Michelle is like a viral moment, but that particular line, the way that server served it is so parched and it's often overlooked just by the like, we invented Post-Its and that's great, but... What kind of business y'all in?
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Sometimes you just want to see someone, what kind of business y'all in? It's true. That happens a lot. Actually, what were we just talking about? Love is Blind. The people being like, I work in medical aesthetics. I'm around a lot of Botox. What kind of business y'all in? What do you do? And also it's like, are you a doctor? That's cool.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
The other girl who had a doctorate in health administration and works in a hospital and called herself a doctor. What kind of business y'all in? Do you have a doctorate or are you a doctor in a hospital?
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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
So I have my glasses right here.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
It's just something that really only plastic surgeons can say. Having said that, I identify with these people on Love is Blind who have a difficult time expressing their jobs because when I meet new people and they say, what do you do? These days, I really, I think I just say, I have a podcast.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
That's been huge news on the interwebs.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Even though, you know, and I meant to, I totally fucked up again yesterday. I keep referring to our boomer listeners as boomers, but I'm talking about Gen X. I'm sorry. And it's funny. They do call Gen X the forgotten generation. And look, here we are forgetting about them. And I don't know if our Gen X listeners care about this drama.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Like you said, my talent is obviously singing better than Hozier Truth. And that's my talent. And yours is nicknames.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
But I did fall into some Gen X TikTok drama this morning.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
so the boomer drama on tiktok this morning is there's a woman she's like a new york city woman who like makes really high quality tiktoks she's like 75 i don't know like how she got to be so popular and how she like knows how to make such high quality content but she just like shares her life she's clearly very wealthy she has this huge apartment in new york big house in the hamptons big house in outer banks her and her husband just like share parts of their life and she shared a video like a story time that like really showed herself as a toxic mother-in-law
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
She was talking about how she has two daughters-in-laws and the relationship with them is both strained individually. Why would she share this? Right, right. And she's sharing this story about how one of the daughter-in-laws, like they have a rule in their family, like they really ask that no gifts be given to the kids unless it's like Christmas, Hanukkah, whatever.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
It's just like one of their parenting things. They don't want their kids to be spoiled. And obviously like this mother-in-law has an issue with it because they live across the country and she never gets to see her grandkids, yada, yada, yada. And then a couple of years ago, she went to the dermatologist and they found like a mole that they thought was melanoma.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
So she was having this like health scare. And the first thing she thought was like, I need to buy my grandson a truck. And like, that's like her toxic mother-in-law trait. whatever the video, like it was so innocuous. It was just like her regular content, but people were like, wait, you have issues with both your daughters-in-law.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
And then the story you're telling, like, sounds like you are the problem. Like you're not listening and respecting boundaries.
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Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
And so she made a response video this morning and she was just like, I never get to see my grandkids. I'm 77 years old. I can't travel across the country. She was being very toxic victim. And it's like, we follow you. You go to the outer banks, like your huge house. Like you go there maybe once a quarter, like you travel plenty. You and your husband are fine to do that. So why are you lying?
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
I think everything, it was just a scare.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Well, that's what everyone was saying. It was like you're using your health scare to cross boundaries.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
I was thinking actually yesterday, um... I'm not terrible with nicknames because Romeo is currently Scumbalita.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Right, right, right. And then there's a big underground theory that actually she's autistic, but that she grew up in a generation that didn't acknowledge that as an issue. So it kind of went un- detected and untreated and like, that's what we're seeing, you know?
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
So I just want to know, like from Gen Z to Gen X, we have all the TikTok trauma covered this morning.
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Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
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Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
I hate to bring this up because I feel like I cannot have nuanced conversation about Lucy Hale because to me, if you're going to bring her up, like I'm going to bring up that weird thing she did with Colton at Runyon Canyon, you know?
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Like five minutes before Colton Underwood came out as gay, he was like on a date doing a hike with Lucy Hale.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Yeah, you definitely like a fun fact about you is you have a special place in your heart for Harry Jowsey.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Because he shares it. He shares the name with your son.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
He's not afraid to go deep either. I was just talking about that clip I saw of him talking on his podcast about, I forget who it was, maybe his dad who did the assisted suicide in Australia. Remember I was telling you about that? So he opens up.
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Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
It's just not, it's not going to happen.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
He liked Khloe Kardashian during that brief period of time.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
I did forget Larsa. What did they do?
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
I just think he's having fun. You know, he's like this young, good looking guy. People are attracted to him and he's just sort of like going with the flow.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
So we dropped him off. He's the king of Queens. And then Ben and I found ourselves in Queens and we were like, okay, let's have like a bomb ass dinner. Peter Luger. And so, That's in Brooklyn. We went to Parkside, which is like this very famous Italian restaurant that Ben's always going to. And Ben like Ben walks in there.
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Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Yeah, I wouldn't say like serious and solid is his current goal.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
So true. You know, when I think about the Netflix show that launched his career, like Too Hot to Handle, which I know still airs and nobody watches it. That first season was definitely a cultural reset. And we got like him and Francesca Farago. Right.
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Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Yeah, I think just like beautiful women. I don't think that he has great taste in women. I think like great women just like him. Do you know what I mean?
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
I agree. I agree. You are the company you keep.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
What is she in that you love so much you don't even like Pretty Little Liars?
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
It was one of those smut novels they turned into a direct-to-DVD movie that she made. It was actually really good.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
You should get that app that Taylor from love is blind has.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
And not Selena Gomez, another Cinderella story.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Oh, it didn't make it straight to my desk.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
So the first time Ben went, actually, he used to go all the time with his grandma. But the most recent time he went, he went after a Mets game with his friend Pete, who plays for the Mets.
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I'm telling you. I'm telling you I didn't.
The Toast
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Who'd she play? I just rewatched. Wasn't she so young? Yeah.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
I watched Pretty Little Liars. I didn't enjoy it. And I don't look back on that time in my life fondly. I eventually gave up. Who was A? Did we ever find out?
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Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Right. It was the teacher. It was someone's dad.
The Toast
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Right. It was Allison. She's alive. And it's her sister.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Pretty Little Liars is becoming one of those shows. There's a rewatch podcast now. They're doing too much.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Yes, a failed reboot on HBO Max, a la Gossip Girl.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Oh, I didn't see that. That's bad when a reboot doesn't even make its way to my desk.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
No, I mean, if the Gossip Girl reboot didn't work, none of them had a chance because, honestly, there's no reason that a Gossip Girl reboot wouldn't work, right? Like, it's just a tale as old as time. Like, rich kids in New York City being, like, drunk and mean to each other. Like, that's a timeless... formula and they put so much money into it and they tried so hard and it was so bad.
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Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Yeah. And so, you know, the Mets play in Queens and this is like the most famous restaurant.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Like, so if that can't work really, what hope does the rest of them have?
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Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
I do. Like, and in a normal job, like if I went to work at a restaurant and I did a bad job, I would get fired. Yeah. But with TV, they say like 90% of TV fails and the 10% that succeeds like financially makes up for the 90%. And that's how like the TV industry is so popular. But so you're saying 90% of the workforce should be fired.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Yeah, I agree. You're supposed to be like the best in the biz. What do you know?
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Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
It actually is so crazy to go anywhere with him. But like this particular restaurant, Ben, like when he got home, he was telling me about it. Like it was actually crazy. Like they kept the restaurant open for a beat. And so last night it was just like us, you know? And we were eating at 5.30 and it was just like, they had a table. Seats taken. No, no, they had a table because it was 5.30.
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Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Yeah, because they waited a little. She was like, am I a and didn't say anything. And they wanted us to be like, oh, what's going on with Kelly? And then they let us know, like, there's nothing going on.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
yeah no they said she's dealing with a personal matter and then they also added like that has nothing to do with her I'm like so it's not personal like what are you thinking I'm thinking like someone in her life like she needs to be there for someone hmm yeah yeah they didn't give me much to work on here I don't know
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Like, with the flu. Yeah, right. Maybe notovirus has hit her home.
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Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
It's just so crazy because I think like Kelly's stability and how like she just shows up, right? We take that for granted because she's never not – when you do a daytime show, like it's a lot of work. She also then does all of her other hosting things in addition to being the face of Wayfair and other companies. So she's very – she has a good work ethic and we're not used to her not showing up.
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Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
episodes in a day now it's still pretty topical so i don't think she films like months in advance but a lot of the daytime shows are like completely scripted and and and pre-recorded so i think if she needed to take a day off they could like double up on the next day and like get extra episodes out but if she needs a chunk a big period of time she's gonna have to take a bit of a sabbatical and that's what we're seeing here i need a sabbatical
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
I'm a tenured professor who needs a sabbatical.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Yeah, I think when a lot of shows go dark, they say like we're on hiatus. No, no. We are on sabbatical. And I don't know why I feel like sabbaticals are only like for college professors.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
You know, I assume if you're on sabbatical, like you have a fossil brush and you are in Egypt.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
I just want to say like getting a whole year off because you worked for seven years, like the entitlement of college professors, like that's insane. Yeah. It's a nice job. Do you know who else works for seven years in a row? Everyone. Who needs to live. Yeah. But I guess like. And they don't have summers off and winter break like a college professor. And spring break. Right.
The Toast
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And I'm like, Ben, how does it feel coming back here as a nobody?
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Well, so I sit here and speak on my own experiences, right? And I need to live those experiences in order to share them. So a year off is good for my work.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
When the last time, I think they were the only people in the restaurant. They kept the restaurant open late after a Mets game for the Met to come. To meet the Mets. Correct. Having said that, it was so delicious. We had a fabulous dinner at 5.30, swiftly in bed by 7. Nothing better than that.
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Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
You won't have a job to come back to. Literally. I know you guys are going to be really impatient with me on my maternity leave. And that's three months. So I think that's kind of the max. Yeah.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
That's true. But I'm talking about me specifically. I think, like, I have definitely a contingent of fans here.
The Toast
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Who are going to miss me. Yeah, specifically.
The Toast
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Don't do that, you guys. Don't do that. Not cool.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
No, that's why I'm not a New York City influencer.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
She has been maintaining that she's totally fine, but she's been put in this conservatorship. And we don't know if it's a situation where it's like a crazy person saying they're fine or like somebody really taking advantage of somebody who's having like a mental breakdown.
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Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Now, I hope that this works out in the best possible way, because I feel like our frame of reference for and I'm going to say the thing that I feel like you're not supposed to say for like conservatorships is Britney Spears. And while her conservatorship that she was in and the people that were a part of it were corrupt, like I don't know that she was a poor candidate for a conservatorship.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Like when she was released, it was clear that this was is someone corrupt. who maybe needs structure like that. The one that she found herself in with, you know, Lee, her dad. And then that woman, Lee, whatever, not good, but there was maybe something to be said about her having that level of protection.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
I hope that with Wendy, it's the opposite case where it's like, she never needed one in the beginning to begin with.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Well, she also... she is sick. Like this isn't a perfectly healthy, well person, but they're just because like you have illnesses, both physical or mental doesn't mean you don't have access to your own money. Like that's not, it's not just like, boom, push a red button conservatorship. So she is quite ill. You know, she has Graves disease. She has a lot of health issues.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
So I don't know if we'll see her like hustling back, you know, Hot topics.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. We need to get Wendy some some low lift work.
The Toast
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Well, somebody who was diagnosed would deny that they have it.
The Toast
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Yeah, if they're just having like a good day. That's the thing with dementia. Like it hits and it doesn't, you know?
The Toast
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No, I'm saying it's still like possible.
The Toast
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The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
So it sounds like what they're saying is that the name on everybody's lips is... Avara. Correct.
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Nothing happened. Summer House is just one of those shows where... And we'll talk about it in the TV recap. It's pleasant. Everybody is good looking. Everybody is stylish. Everybody is young and hot. And has personality. Yeah. There's no like dearth. There's no boring people. So I feel... Like, even a bad episode of Summer House is still really good.
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Now that we're just coming off of awards season, I can take a look at all the awards at a glance. The Golden Globes were truly a highlight. And I think they're a good show because they're very casual, right? It's like a seated dinner. It's not so formal. It's TV. It's movies. It's music. It's people from all different walks. And then Nikki Glaser really made it so fun.
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And I feel like when we recapped the Grammys, the Oscars, like all the big award shows this year, the Golden Globes were definitely what I enjoyed the most. And I think a lot of it had to do with her.
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That's a good point. I don't know if I realized that they go for, they kind of open the awards season. And it's so funny because I feel like the Golden Globes really struggled. They were canceled a couple of years ago. And I mean canceled like as a program, not as like a culture.
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Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Thursday. That genuinely should be a Friday.
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Taken off TV. I think they were like losing their funding. Nobody was watching it. And there was like this last ditch effort by people in Hollywood to bring it back. And I remember when they brought it back, I'm like, enough. Like people don't want it. Leave us alone. But you know what? I'm a woman enough to say I might've been wrong because I had a good time.
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And I think Nikki Glaser is a huge part of that. It was no surprise that they were going to book her again. Like she crushed it. I'm sure her salary is huge. Cause we were talking about her payday, right? What did she, she had said she got paid.
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So something around there. Um, and she has all this leverage now. I wouldn't be surprised if she got a million dollars.
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And then who hosted the Grammys? Trevor Noah. Who hosted the Oscars? Conan. Yeah, like when you look at the landscape of people who hosted this year, she's the only woman and she was the only one who did a good job.
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Because of the structure of the show, it relies on a host probably more than all the others.
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I mean, we're still talking about Joe Coy. Sadly for Joe Coy.
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Yeah I actually do want to talk about this because I have like an extremely hot take.
The Toast
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No, there wasn't, like, a big moment.
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20% came from Chris Humphries. Unclear where the other 80% came from.
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Huge. Huge. Now, I want to say something about this. Are you ready? Put respect on Chris Humphrey's name? No. But, like, can we just lay off? Like, I've had enough. Like, it's funny, haha, yeah, oh, he's poor. You know what? Like, we destroyed the man's life, okay? It was funny. Like, I don't... I think we're beating a dead horse here. Nobody thought he paid for it, okay? Nobody thought that.
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He was playing on the Minnesota somethings. He wasn't good. He had $3. Like, we didn't think he bought the Lorraine Schwartz diamond, okay?
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I'm sure he asked for it in the divorce. And by the way, if she gave it to him, that means like he had some legal standing. Okay.
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I don't think it was. I bought this ring. I want it back. I think it was like, you know, we are getting divorced. You exchange. I make less money than you. Maybe he gave up spousal support just for the ring.
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Yes, well, I don't know what the laws are in California, actually. In New York, it is considered a gift. Like, you do not have to give it back under any legal circumstances. I don't know what the rules are in LA. But when I heard this, I understood it as, like, not the ring is mine, but, like, the monetary value of the ring. Like, cut me a check or just give me the ring.
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I feel like you're missing some stuff, but we'll talk about it in the TV recap.
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for her because it all felt like so fake it felt like he was so used that it felt like all the things people had said about the Kardashians up until that point were kind of being proven and then they had that whole episode of the Kardashians where it was clearly pre like recorded yeah later but then cut in with Chris yeah And they were, like, editing episodes to make her look good.
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And that was the first time she ever had, like, real, I think. And it was from the fans. It wasn't just, like, critics.
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Because I remember I was in high school. I literally remember where I was when I found out. It was, like, not a good look for her. It was, like, are you serious? Like, you're, like, a joke.
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No, and then he got such a bad edit on their show. And I know you could say, well, look, he was, like, mean to her in the Gansevoort. It's like, yeah, well, that's her show, and they're producing it, and they're cutting it together. I don't think that's, like, a fair reflection of what their marriage was really like.
The Toast
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so much drama. Actually, there wasn't. We were just gossiping.
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yeah so it was it was like a fake marriage and it was just like this whole time people had been saying like the worst things about kim but like we saw in her what nobody else did like her real fans were like you guys are just jealous whatever but then she did this thing and we were like oh well it was just a bad moment like and of course like we've all moved on and then she reached greater heights than ever before with kanye and like like you know saw like had a vision for her life in the future and like now in hindsight with chris humphries and small potatoes like
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No, of course. But at the time, it was like a big scandal. And I think that like it didn't go the way that she thought it would. Like people were actually upset with her, like her fans. So now I think she thinks enough time has passed where she can like. But to be honest, I'm over it.
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That's what I mean. I live to gossip.
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And he is a joke now. Like you see him on red carpet. But it's always a jokey Chris Humphries. Ha ha ha. Like he's a joke. And I oddly like feel defensive of him. Like can we leave this man alone once and for all?
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Let Chris Humphries lie. I seriously have had enough. Don't be out here making me defend Chris Humphries.
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I know. I actually feel so bad for him.
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Like he became the victim he wished to see in the world. Yeah. You're right. He didn't pick himself up by his bootstraps and become a great man.
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No, he also then like really, like his career deteriorated And basketball, like, they don't give a fuck if you're popular in popular culture. Like, you good? Are your points going in the basket? Like, he just started to, like, stink it up, too. I think it took a toll on him, like, and it started to affect his playing.
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We were gossiping about... The thing is, we're kind of late. We're kind of late. Jackie just discovered all the TikTok drama going on with the New York City influencers.
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It's kind of like how we have to come and do the show every day. Like if someday we say something, we get like a lot of backlash. Like the next day we can't hide. Like we have to come out here.
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We are the Tristan Thompsons of the podcasting sphere.
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Oh, yeah, you're right. He played on Cleveland like at the beginning of beginning of his career.
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Um, let's talk about Summer House. So the episode opened and we kind of like put to bed the Paige Kyle thing, which like I didn't like, like, I feel like it ended before it was really over. But Paige's whole thing was like, this is not my circus, not my monkeys, like leave me out of it.
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So she wasn't going to sit and like go tit for tat with Kyle on like the Craig stuff or the Hannah stuff, which I kind of did want to see, but it's not her problem. I agree with her. Like I just...
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I've known that it's happening. And we were gossiping really hard about it. Yeah, we could chat about it. Unfortunately, like... We're talking about the New York City influencers and we're not talking about me. So I'm already already at a disadvantage. Like I care less.
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It makes the show less interesting because we can't really ever fully dissect. And it renders Kyle and Amanda kind of irrelevant to most storylines because there's not much that can be done about it. I actually really enjoyed this episode for the reason that it felt very different than episodes in the past. They all went out. I don't even care that there weren't cameras.
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They never all go out together. And they actually didn't go out for 30 minutes. They were home at 2.30. Like, they went out. Then they also had, like, separate dinners. I liked that dinner with... Paige, Wes, Craig, like Rand, not Craig, excuse me, Kyle. No, what's his name? The tooth? Craig, Kyle. Carl. Tooth boy. So I liked that like random crew. It made for interesting conversation.
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Like it was just different. And then when they're all sitting around the pool, like talking to Emeril, I can't remember a time when they've ever all been in the pool.
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Like they usually just lay in bed or lay in the couch. It's like, if I see that kitchen one more fucking time, it was nice to see them in a different part of the house.
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And that Emerald thing was like actually interesting.
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Well, first of all, like I think he was speaking very cautiously because he didn't want to make it seem like he only married his ex-girlfriend for a green card. And even if he did say that, I do feel like it's too late. Like you got your green card, like whatever.
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And I just wanted to know more about like life as, you know, living here illegally, what he was saying. Like I found that to be so interesting. Like I just of all the things he was going to say, I was not expecting him to say that.
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He didn't make the clear distinction as to what about the marriage forced him out of monogamy forever.
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He's going to need to do more. Now, let me tell you who's pissing me all the way off. It's Jesse Solomon.
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He berated this girl into liking him, right? Like he was so aggressive. I love you, I love you, I love you. Sleeping in the same bed. You're my girlfriend. And the second she starts to show interest, he's pulling back. And that's just the most toxic trait. And I really can't get over how much it bothers me. Like all the girls in the house are...
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gassing up jesse being like she's jealous she's insecure she says you can't comment on pictures like you literally said you loved her after meeting her like it just that's actually the definition and people always overuse these words that's love bombing right like love bombing love and then like when the girl shows interest you're gone i just and then next week he starts fucking around with sierra like he's really pissing me off i don't know
The Toast
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So if you're not on this side of TikTok and.
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And to be honest, like I do like him. Like up until this point, when he went back to his room and farted, like he was like, oh, I haven't been able to fart for 12 hours. And he lets out the biggest fart. I will never be able to look at him the same. Like he was in his underwear and he like squatted a little bit. Like he was so disgusting to me in that moment in like a physical sense.
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It's not actually. It's reached you because like I am a New York City.
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She's really not even asking for a lot.
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Yeah, I agree. I do quickly back to the beach. Really want to talk about the conversation between Danielle and Lindsay. I can't stand her. And like, I definitely am like biased. I just don't like her. But then she does things like she's so awful. Could you have come into a conversation with your quote unquote best friend who like you're you're also like newly back together.
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But no, it did become like a big thing. And if you're following over the weekend, like somebody made a TikTok that was just like, it was just a regular girl, like a nobody. And she was just like, you know, being bitchy, being like, what's with all the New York City influencers are so boring. Like it was just kind of like a nasty takedown on like the state of the most famous TikTokers.
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So you're not trying to like. cause drama. Could you have come in more judgmental about her life choices? Like if she moved in with Turner, you would say she's moving too fast, but because she's not living with, I'm sorry, I don't know if we're supposed to like say her boyfriend's name. I can't decide. Okay.
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Well, because she's not living with her boyfriend, which is definitely unconventional, but there's nothing conventional about how she's lived her life up until this point. There's nothing conventional about how her daughter was like conceived. Like it's just the Lindsay way. And it's like, get on board or shut up. Like when also, what the fuck do you know? You have a boyfriend?
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Like what do you have? You don't know shit.
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How are people going to know when they see this clip how amazing our show is and where they can tune in?
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If this clip stopped you dead in your tracks and you don't know where to find it, we are the toast, okay?
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Yeah, or they could have seen your mic flag. Sorry, continue with your thought.
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just it's also coming from someone who last year was like, you're moving too fast. You're moving too fast. You're moving too fast. So look, she's being cautious.
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She's talking about like, I think like fashion TikTok New York City girlies. And it was just like a really like, to be honest, it came across my For You page before it blew up. I didn't think much of it. I just thought it was like when she vibes. Like it wasn't this like intellectual takedown. It wasn't this huge viral video. But then like it made its way to all the people she was talking about.
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what Lindsay sees in her as like a friend, I'll never know.
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Especially for a pregnant person. That's a good point.
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I, yeah, that's what I keep been around for. Another random thing that I found interesting from the episode was Wes talking about his job. I actually think that show that Complex gave him is, It's a good idea. I'm surprised I haven't heard of it because this was last summer. The show obviously has made no waves on social media, but it's a good concept.
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It reminds me a little bit of like chicken shop. Yeah, but like American and he's just like this very all American relatable guy. I thought it was a great idea. I wonder why it wasn't successful.
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Wingstop? What's... Yeah, Hot Ones. Hot Ones. Like, he's just very personable, very down to earth. I actually think it has great potential.
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I agree. And I liked that he had that complex show. I think that they should bring it back. Like if there was something there.
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Wait, did you see that Carl is now crowdfunding or what's it called? Crowdsourcing? Soft bar. I did. I actually bookmarked it. I just about died when I saw that. So as you guys know from last season, Carl has this idea to open up a bar that doesn't serve alcohol. Lindsay, like... shred him straight to filth that it's one of the worst ideas he's ever had.
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And he is still, you know, going, he's had a launch party. He had, he literally, he made merch. I thought like the bar was about to be open. Meanwhile, and he's talking about his investors. Meanwhile, he doesn't have any investors. He doesn't have anything. He then posted, we're so excited. We are raising money, crowdfunding.
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And so basically like I can give $200 to become like a 0.1% ownership in a bar in Brooklyn. The reception was not positive. as a shock to nobody. I was floored to hear that. Cause just the way he's been acting up until this point, I assumed that the bar, he was like sharing recipes on Tik TOK. I saw, I thought we were there.
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who thought that it was about them, and they all started commenting, responding, stitching it, duetting it, making it huge, and also sort of outing themselves as the, quote, boring influencers that they think she was referring to. And it became this huge thing, this referendum on the New York City influencers, and whether or not they're boring, right?
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And that's a year ago and you still don't have money to open the bar.
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Yeah, no, I think the minimum was like $200. The comments were not it. I was giggling hard.
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Okay, at first I thought you were calling me a ho, and I was like, facts. And then I realized you were talking about Hojers.
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And I know he can't stop because it'll be like an admission that Lindsay was right. But before the train gets like fully off the tracks, he really needs to stop. It's a bad idea. Clearly, like you tried, right? It's been over a year that you're trying to get this up and running. There's no interest from investors. There's no interest from crowdfunding. Like at what point do you let an idea die?
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You don't because you don't want Lindsay to have been right.
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They're not showing up. That's the difference.
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Paige, that's really nice of her. I think she's really trying to be on good terms with him specifically.
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Carl, she's really supportive. It's really sweet. But at some point I feel like she's actually doing him a disservice.
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Yeah, because it's one thing, especially with like online stuff. Like if you launch merch, like something people can buy from home or support from home as a reality star, It's kind of easy money. A physical bar, but I think he like sees themselves as like the East Coast Vanderpump Rules. This is their sir. The difference is sir, first of all, existed before and sir served alcohol.
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It is. And I don't know how many times you can get people to show up
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I mean, a restaurant, like that's expensive. I don't know. I imagine like $50,000 at least.
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That's assuming he has no other investors. He's not contributing anything personally.
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And now everyone's coming out of the woodwork sharing positive, negative experiences they've had with all these influencers, and I... It's just like, you know me, I live for like an influencer drama takedown. Like this one, I don't know. It's not doing it for me. There's like, I can't even explain what the drama is about. Like it's not about anything. Do you know what I mean?
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Wait, they've reached 50. I'm shocked.
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That's a lot. Oh, you just said 50K is what they need. Oh my God, I did. And so if that's all small contributors, that's a lot of people.
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Maybe I'm wrong. I don't think I am, but maybe I am.
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That's what people who aren't successful do. They make decks. I'm sorry. Like if you have so many decks, it means you're not busy.
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And I think what she was saying is like when you think of New York City, like this pinnacle of like culture and fashion and style, if this is who's representing the city, like, well, how is that possible? Because it's all very like Lululemon pants going to Pilates and getting a cafe au lait afterwards.
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That's how I knew she wasn't talking about me.
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Kind of talent. Yeah, I completely agree with that assessment.
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It also speaks to, and I think what a lot of the reception to that girl's video was, is like your for you page is the for you page. You know, you built it brick by brick. Like it is a reflection of content you engage with, things you find interesting, things you find entertaining. So,
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Some girls were, like, commenting, I don't even know who you're talking about, these girls, because that's not what my For You page looks like. My New York City influencers are much more diverse and much more stylish. And so it is a reflection of the person whose page it is.
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But in that girl's defense, like, there is a crop of, like, TikTokers, like, five or six girlies who I think we all know, like— the girlies that we're talking about who have the most followers. And it's true. It's like, well, maybe it's boring to you or it's uninteresting to you, but there is proof in the pudding. There's proof in the pudding. They are the girls with the most followers.
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Hozier, coger, wozier, soldier. Yeah? Tinker, tailor, soldier, spy. You are also cogerner's truth. You are. I am. I am who I am at this point, you know?
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They are the girls with the best engagement. Like it is entertaining and interesting and inspiring to someone.
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No, that is, and that makes sense. It's like why I've had like such a flop of a career on TikTok, right?
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They don't want me and my unique sense of style.
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They shouldn't have. And then there were people responding to it and being like, we weren't talking about you. Like, stop, you know? It was like everybody was really showing themselves. When I saw it, like a couple of girls came to mind who are like, really do a lot of the same, like workout class, like latte content.
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Acquired Style has become the face of this. And then like the other names being thrown around are Kit Keenan. And there's two Acquireds now. She has a twin. An identical twin. So it's like four or five blonde, skinny girls who work out a lot, who make a lot of coffee content, who make a lot of skincare content, who do this for a living full time. They work with fashion brands.
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They work with skincare brands. They go on brand trips. And so they are like the most successful TikTokers in New York City right now. And that's definitely who she was referring to. They all commented, duetted, stitched it, blew it up, first of all. This is a scandal that they made. But then it was funny to see other people leaving comments like, I can't believe she talked about us like that.
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I'm like, us? I don't think they were talking about you. To me, that's what I found funny about this whole thing.
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No. One thing about TikTok is TikTok really likes creators who have also full-time jobs who don't do creating full-time. I think they find it actually really inspirational and very relatable, like wanting to do content, but also not wanting to give up like your college degree and all the things you worked for.
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And so I actually think that's a huge bucket in our sister Margo, a check in our sister Margo's column is that she works full-time. Obviously she has like a fancy corporate job, but then she's also like a full-time content creator. Yeah.
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Satchel drinks like Starbucks. Like they're not talking about her.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Yeah, yeah. Like, Satchel doesn't have, like, an espresso machine. And her, do you know what I mean? Because, like, coffee is such a big part of this. They're like, let's go try the matcha coupe latte at the new place in the West Village. And Margot drinks, like, grocery store coffee. And, like, that's why she'll never be successful. No, I'm kidding. Satchel catching strays today.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Oh, that is the plight of like being the girl who comes up with the nicknames. It's true. You are the girl who just iterates off of different things. And you're the creative genius behind all the nicknames, Turdy. And so while that is an amazing accolade, it leaves you nicknameless because it leaves me like the brain dead moron to come up with a nickname for you.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
No, but Satchel, there are so many things about Margo's content. She's kind of crazy. There's so many things about it that are unbelievable, like how much she works, how much she works out. She has all this time of the day. She travels. She has a full life. But then there's also so many things that are so regular about her. Her coffee is from the grocery store. I'm going to ask her.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
What kind of coffee do you drink every morning, question mark? She definitely gets a Trenta mobile order, 1,000%. And that's why she's so regular.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
they started with zero followers just like everyone else and like no leg up in this industry so if they've built it to a million followers on tiktok like that's something anybody could do that right yes that's true that's why you you remove kit from the conversation because kit is obviously nepo fashion queen and she was on the bachelor which gives you like a bit of a platform but for some of the other girls that they're talking about i think like they're also looping in like lauren wolf um
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Did she come from a? No, these are just girls who like during COVID, especially like hustled really hard. And a lot of them were doing full-time jobs before and during their content creation career and are now doing it full-time. So yeah, there is something like also impressive about that.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
This is what Margo drinks lately. Just cold brew from the office. Like, thank you. That's my point.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
That's kind of cool. So she's literally getting free coffee. She's so not who we're talking about. Satch de la cratch. Satch de la cratch.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
You know? Right. And it also did remind me of like the last group. of New York City influencers. It was more like the Instagram bloggers, kind of like the Revolve girls, if you remember that era. Before Revolve started working with TikTokers, it was just like Instagram girls. And they were all really similar to one another. They were just like different iterations of the same vibe.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
And I'm working off of a reference from the Devil Wears Prada from actually 15 years ago.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Okay, well, yes, Leandra Medin was like really high fashion and like she would wear like things that were like ugly, but they were like fashion. But okay, but even like Arielle Charnison, we wore what? Yeah, to us, like, they're so different. But to the outside world, they're just, like, New York City girls. They're both, like, from Long Island. They wear, like, you know, intermix.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
It was very similar. Yeah. We could find the differences in them, yes. Yeah. But overall...
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Well, and that's what happens. That's like a woman's thing, right? This is a woman's issue. Women are always like looking for so, that's why like a lot of internet discourse, influencer, drama, content creator is for women by women. Like we're looking for too much here. Like it's just, it's just a job.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
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The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
I mean, this woman literally can't catch a break. I feel like every time I open my Instagram, she's sharing something new happening in her skin cancer journey. She's always posting these pictures of, like, these crazy scars on her back that she had to have different moles removed. Like, they went under the surface and just, like, found different... I think it's called melanoma.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
And so I just thought, like, that was her journey, you know? Yeah. And then to see this on Instagram, I was really shook. Like, seriously? Yeah. Pray for this woman.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
And who gets two different types of cancer? That's seriously so nuts.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
And I feel like she's also been doing a lot in the last six months. Because I feel like I've seen her a lot. She's on Skinny Confidential. She's always making news. Two Ts in a pod. So it's like doing that with brain tumors. Wow.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah. I feel like she's also very into health, right?
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
No, it's really so sad, and she has, like, such young kids. Like, seriously, what a crazy fucking story.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
This story, like... always gives me the biggest pit in my stomach.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Right, and, like, sharing different details from that day. Yeah. Because even though, like, the whole thing happened very publicly and we were all sort of on the journey as it was actively happening and they were looking for her, we still don't really know, like, 100% what went down on the boat.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Mm-hmm, and that's, like, the only witness. Yeah.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah. But they say that about that lake in particular. Like, it's known. So it's not, like, it's actually not that out of the ordinary, but it happened to have been, like, a really bad day.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Right, but a detail he did share that I think people hadn't previously known was that there was, like, an attempt to help. I mean, he was four, but I think he threw a rope.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
And I can only imagine what sort of, like, trauma that does to a child.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
And I'm sure, like, pieces come back. But, like, it's so sad.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Really, really sad. So. And I feel like the dad and him are, like, super close. Like, I really, I wish them the best. Like, I don't want to think about them. Like, I just want them to, like, go be happy and, like, have an amazing life.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Okay, honestly, these details are making me really sad.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Oh, that's even sadder. Oh, my God, like the drifting away. I can't.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Lainey and Duck. Yeah. No, no. I knew she had a man because...
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
she was like alluding to it for a really long time on social media and like never shared who it was and then a little while ago she just was like fuck it and people like found his identity and she didn't care now she shows him on social media and stuff he's super cute super country i mean his name is duck um i didn't realize she was engaged that's so sweet he's really cute and he's a former nfl quarterback so that that i didn't know i thought he was just like a guy with a job
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Well, so happy for you expanding your horizon socially, religiously, spiritually without me. That sounds amazing.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Correct. Team player. That's really cute. And they, like, literally have the biggest farm. And, like, that's all they do. They're, like, real country folk.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Oh, really cute. Whose house is that? Very stately manner.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
house her ring is really pretty i really like her i'm so glad you're like turning a corner on her but you just reminded me i saw the two most random fucking celebrities together this morning like in a video did you see this about kylie no so i'll explain like the circumstances that brought these two together afterwards but just know like last night kylie was hanging out with ella langley
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
I love it. For those who don't know, is like a real up and coming country artist.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
The viral TikTok song. That's her like big breakout hit.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
So the reason they were together, it makes a little bit more sense, but at first I saw them hug, and I was like, excuse me? Kylie hosted an event for Sprinter, like a pop-up where they were just handing out drinks, and there was a stage, and they had Ella Langley perform.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah. It's like Ella Langley is Kylie if she grew up in the South.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Do you think Kylie like knows that song? And when they were just running different people by Kylie, like, oh, within budget, we could get this person to perform this person. Kylie was like, oh yeah, I like that song. Or do you think she has no idea?
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Four by four by you forever. I like the way you say forever like that. Like, I think you need to start saying it like that more. Forever.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
That works for me. Forever. So Mazel Tov, Lainey. Mazel Tov, Lainey. I'm really happy for her. She's so, like, everything's coming up Lainey.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
That's like a pargy of like Jewish song that we don't, we're always like singing our faves. That one gets lost.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Oh my god, wait. Yes. Lainey Hodges. But now I can't keep finding her and her man forever.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah, she's all that. I am too big. Rachel Lee Cook. Her name is Lainey Boggs. Lainey Boggs. You're close, 100%. I immediately went to Orson Hodge. That's going to be her father-in-law. 1,000%.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
And it's going to be a good time for them forever. It better be forever.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
We also are doing an audio-only extravaganza today. Apologies to the YouTube swirlies, but we will be back tomorrow. Today's a travel day for me. So hey, Jax, how you durn?
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah, I saw this list. I feel like we talk about it every year, and every year doesn't make sense to me.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Today, I was like, I need you. You're in. You're in. It's giving six men.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah, but I think that we do talk about it every year because when they have the actual induction ceremony, they always have a big performer. That's true. And that's the story. And then we're like, wait, who got inducted that year? And we read the list and we don't know any of the people.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Billy Idol. Oh, okay. I was getting confused. That's not Billy Joel Armstrong.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah, I actually think we don't know who this is.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
No, no, I'm telling you, you don't. This photo looks like... Oh, Dancing With Myself. We know that song. How does that go? Dancing with myself.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
But his other top songs, Eyes Without a Face, Rebel Yell, I'm not familiar with. I'm sure some of our, you know, boomer toasters, which I'm dying to get in with the boomers. Like, I feel like in this day and age, everybody's like, let's be Gen Z or millennial. And it's like, we're definitely millennial.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
We're not Gen Z. And I think a lot of people in our position would try to be like, you know, targeting the next gen, right? Like Gen Z, start talking. I want more boomers. Okay. I'm just putting it out there. Like, when I go to our next set of live shows, I want everybody in the audience to be geriatric. Well, that's not boomer geriatric.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
No, no, I'm just being, like, I'm being dramatic, like, making a joke about the boomers. Like, they get it. Oh, yeah, okay. I don't know. That's not, like, the way to court them, but okay. No, but I just feel like the boomers, like, are happy people because, like, they all own homes and they're, like, at almost the age of retirement and they just, like...
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
I don't know they don't have the problems that like all these other chronically online folks have like I just want an audience majorly comprised of boomer boomer women so tell your parents to listen to the toast yeah and we can start targeting our content to be like a little bit like skew it a little bit older more stories like this of like the rock and roll hall of fame so to our boomer contingency which I do feel is growing I'm telling you I can feel it um
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Come get your man. I'm sorry to this man. I have no idea who Billy Idol is.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Well, first of all, I thought I would be, like, waltzing in here being like, hey, look at me. I either passed or failed. I didn't get the results. I don't know why I thought it was, like, the driver's test where, like, you just find out immediately if you pass or fail. Yeah. I would have thought it was a few hours. You don't know right now? No, I still don't know. You would know if I knew. Okay.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
I don't know if I would say they have the relatively enduring importance.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
oh by the way i happen to know who chris cornell is yes so let him in odd six to one oh next chubby checker no other artist on this ballad has their legacy as tied to one song as chubby checker though no other legacy let me ask you another question if you look down this list because i'm having fun i am Is there anyone whose names you recognize? Yes. You want me to get to them? Please, just, yeah.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Cindy Lauper. Queen, let her in. What are her odds?
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Anybody who wrote the song Girls Just Wanna Have Fun deserves the world. And I actually, the other day, remember when I was telling you how I was listening to a lot of old Miley Cyrus? I forget that most people our age really know all the lyrics to that song because Miley Cyrus has cover of it, which she really put a lot of respect on. It was super well done. We don't talk about that enough.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
That was really a brilliant move. No, she was doing covers from a young age. She was always destined for covers. Backyard...
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
See, this is where they lose me. Like, Mariah Carey is, like, a hip-hop artist, right? Yeah. This is a rock and roll hall of fame. Like, that's just where I get confused. But let her in.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
That's the other thing. I feel like the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, like, they really want to make sure people deserve it. So much so to the point that, like, they're kind of always dropping the ball.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
I'm unfamiliar, but I know the name. That feels like right, you know. The White Stripes. Like, that's exactly who should be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
And I just want to say I've had it up to here. With? The social media misinformation when it comes to women's health.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
To me, like just based on how I perceive the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, which is definitely like incorrectly, the only person on that list who's truly eligible is Cyndi Lauper.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
What about Phish? Everybody loves Phish. I don't know if I would say that they're rock and roll. I feel like it's more like vibes.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
By the way, now that you're recovered from your flu, you have to make your... I know. I was thinking that. I'm like, yeah. Appointment in the studio to lay down tracks for Toast's theme song because, like, my version's ready to go.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
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The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
My top drawer is slowly becoming all Skims, and I'm particular about my intimates, especially in the season of my life. My body has changed during pregnancy. It's changing a lot.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
i have different requirements when it comes to my breasts my intimate areas and they're really the unsung heroes of every outfit especially pregnant for a pregnant person and nobody does it like skims so i've shopped from skims for a really long time but i find myself buying like new things from them now i would say once a month because my bras at this point my underwear is just kind of disposable and i need like better ones
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
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The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
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The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
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The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
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The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
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The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
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The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
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The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
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The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
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The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
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The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
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The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
I've had it up to here with specifically these bitches, okay? Yesterday I took my glucose test. And let me tell you, it was one of the most horrible experiences of my life. Yesterday. It was so long and that juice, while yes, it tasted actually very good. People were so dramatic about being like, I couldn't get it down. Um, it made me feel sick. Oh my God.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
You were the one who told me, right, that Southern Charm, we see that Craig. So it's fair that they're both doing it.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
The big bomb that he dropped on his trailer is that, you know, Paige asked me to get a ring. And he got a ring. Right, and he got a ring. And her big bombshell that we saw in the last... Thank God, I usually turn off the previews. Like, whatever, I'll see you next week. The last three seconds of the preview...
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
She's talking about how she's upset, which we've been talking about all week that he's like not defending her publicly amidst these cheating rumors. When at the end of the day, like she never cheated. He was the one who got caught texting two bitches twice during their relationship. Like, excuse me.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
I saw clips of Ciara on Watch What Happens Live, and then I also watched her in the premiere. And it's like, actually, she's so striking. I don't know of a person I've watched on reality TV who's maybe as beautiful as she is. Like, it's actually...
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah, and I remember hearing that she was going to be joining the cast, and I remember hearing something about her. Was she, like, a nepo baby? What was it? She, like, dated someone famous. Brooklyn Beckham.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
She's perfect for the show. However, I feel like with the intro of her and her friend Bailey, who I feel like is an undiscovered talent, I think she's just taking a little bit more time to, like, come to the surface.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
I do feel like we're really starting to see, like, the two different shows, you know? Like, because they actually, last year, we were always, we've been complaining for the last few years that, like, there's no good, like, single young guys, and they got Wes and Jesse, and they're both good, and there's a new guy coming. And so I feel like this younger...
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
single group is starting to carve out a place for themselves and they leave and the other half of the group stays home, which is fine, but it doesn't feel like this unit.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
I know they broke up, so like whatever, but they should have come back.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Like 20 minutes later, I was, I was like, I felt disgusting. Like I really felt not okay, but whatever. I was like sharing the journey on social media and like the amount of things people were trying to give me anxiety about that aren't real, like actually was starting to piss me off. People were like, you'll have to take the test again. If you drink it through a straw, it doesn't work. Not true.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
10 toes deep for this girl like it's just it's really sweet it's young love and he deserves it and it also seems a little bit like there's going to be beef between lexi and sierra because i think that lexi is coming and like kind of filling a role that sierra filled when she first got there like you know the eligible single gal in the house like all the other single guys are into
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
I agree because there's like being personable and like the funny jolly guy and then there's just inappropriate.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
You know what? I always think when I watch the first episode of Summer House is like how impressive it really is the way they're able to divvy up the rooms. Now, I guess because they're only staying like two nights at a time and then they all go back to their apartments, it's like not the biggest deal.
The Toast
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But when you think about like rooms on Bravo shows, it's like historically been this like crazy saga. They're all extremely mature about it. Except in the beginning, I remember like it was like every season Amanda and Kyle got the master and it's like, well, why? Yeah.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
They keep putting walls up and just making rooms and throwing beds in rooms.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
There aren't bad rooms. There are just rooms without bathrooms of their own. Right. Those I think are considered the bad rooms.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah. Now let me tell you how much I love Lindsay Hubbard. It's actually crazy. She's so interesting to me. But that also adds another layer. It's really crazy that she's in a house with a 24-year-old. Do you know what I mean? She's birthing new life. Kyle's 42.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
So many of her friends pages in a committed three year relationship and then these 24 year olds are like out till three in the morning like it's just sometimes it can I feel like it'll feel like we're watching two different shows which not necessarily is a bad thing.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Vanderpump Rules junior and senior like where do we go from here yeah but the one thing this has on Vanderpump Rules is that Vanderpump Rules never got a group of young people we were even remotely interested in every person they cast flop after flop after flop meanwhile between Jessie West I would consider Sierra like a bridge kind of like a Sheena well yeah Sierra was saying how much what happens like she's only two years older than Lexi and one year older than Bailey she's 28 Lexi's 26 and Bailey's 27 I guess she's just like so mature she was like yeah but I feel so much older like she just doesn't have that like she could play on both casts she really could
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
This is also our first episode slash season without Danielle, which was nice. I didn't really notice. Yeah. Okay, and so Lindsay showing up, like, I'm sorry. I love her so much, her speech. I know they were trying to make it seem, like, long-winded. Like, they do that editing thing where they just, like, blend the words. But...
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Jackie, the lady at the lab gave me the straw. Like, you think you know more than her? And first of all, how on God's green diddly-dally earth would drinking something through a straw make it different? I don't know. They wouldn't. And then immediately I was like, oh shit, did I do something wrong? And then I'm like, wait, wait. Logic needs to prevail here. I literally drank it.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
I followed exactly what she was saying and when because I knew where it was going like it made total sense she was like eight years ago this seven years ago this six years ago and this year I'm pregnant like I actually thought it was really nice and I loved it and I loved how happy everyone was for it but the whole like room being like I knew it that is such an annoying thing to say yeah especially because there were a lot of rumors like even you had said to me on this show like
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
No, I shouldn't have said that either, by the way. Like, that was wrong of me.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
No, and it was pissing me off, like, hearing people say that. But I thought it was just, like, my blind loyalty to Lindsay. But you're 100% right. It's also, like, it's disrespectful.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
And I need to say, I absolutely love that she told the group without Carl, ran upstairs, did her sponsored post, told the world, Carl found out with the world and then had to waltz into the house the next day. Like it was such a sleigh of a timeline. I loved it so much. And him like coming in, I'm sorry, I can't stand this man.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Like him coming in and like walking out of the house, like needing to talk to producers, like doing therapy talk, like I just don't know how to be in a situation like this.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Lead with your heart, bro. Like, seriously, grow up. You broke up with this woman almost a year ago.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Honestly, this is going to be a crazy thing to say, and I'm just going to say it. You know what? I'm actually not. Sorry. Continue.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
And to be honest, you are still processing a relationship you ended almost a full year later. That's weird. Yeah.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Like, who cares if I drink it with my mouth open or my mouth closed? Like, I was... Okay. Then, and it was making me regret sharing. Like, these bitches were pissing me off.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
And his yeah, his. Oh, right. His confessionals where he's just like being like a therapist. It's genuinely insufferable. Yeah. And I loved how she laid the whole timeline out. Like, that was true Queenie-like behavior. And when she showed everyone her belly and she was wearing the tightest jeans of all time and she had marks on her stomach from the jeans, I wanted to rip those jeans off of her.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
And I saw something so funny today about Gabby. They were like, I love Gabby. She gives executive assistant energy, like true professional. And like, I'm looking forward. It was a tweet. I'm looking forward to like seeing her shine outside of like being Lindsay's executive assistant. But she is thriving in this role.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
I do believe he'll bounce back. He'll be completely fine. But like, this is the first time he's really seeing everyone since the reunion. And like, it's hard not to remember him as that loser on the couch at the reunion. Not like the cool guy he once was. So I'm just having a hard time like shaking that image. Yeah. Weenie Wes watch parties. Weenie Wes. Exactly. Like he, he does just carry this.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
He, we have a chip on our shoulder. He has a weenie.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
It's just good to see the gang back together. It's nice to have a new show to add to the rotation. We'll be adding it to our Thursday recap. So the scheduling for the next couple of weeks goes as such. Mondays, general catch-up. Tuesday, Deer Toasters. Wednesday, Beverly Hills. Thursday, Summer House. Friday, Queenie and Weenie. We are so stacked. Oh, excuse me. And Southern Charm.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Of course, how can I forget? It's on the charm. So we just had, like, a really busy couple of weeks, you know? Tomorrow's episode, Jackie and I are both recording in Miami. Yeah, we rented, like, a fancy studio. Honestly, if the episode ends up getting published, I'll be shocked. Just, like, new studios are so scary. Why are we being so legit? No, new studios are so scary.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
We're just going to be, like, true, like, Joe Rogan energy.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Thank you guys so much for listening to the Toast on Monday Morning Show. We're going to deliver the fastest stories on YouTube to everybody Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching us on YouTube, please don't forget to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up. We're also available as a podcast on Word, Podcast, and WeFound.
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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
So it's Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Video, iHeartRadio, CastBox, all the places you'll be able to listen to podcasts. We will see you guys tomorrow in our fancy Parchee new studio. You're not going to want to miss it.
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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Then I was sharing like, oh my God, not everybody being so dramatic about this juice when it was actually quite tasty. It tasted like a full sugar Sprite. Like it really was not bad. And then people were being like, well, you know, they say if you would like the taste of the juice, you actually probably do have gestational diabetes. Like bitch. Shut up.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Don't you feel like your voice is different on an early morning podcast?
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
I know, but she was being for real. Thank her for the laugh. I thought for a second, I was like, shit. It does sound, that one sounded, the straw one sounded stupid.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
I kind of like, I like that myth. It can stay. That myth has merit, but then I did look into it. It's completely fabricated and made up.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
No, no, but, well, yeah, but I mean more like, I feel like I'm kind of whispering. Yeah. Romeo is like asleep behind me.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yes, yes, yes. All's that to say, I still don't know if I passed my glucose test. I had a miserable time doing it both offline and online, and I might stop sharing my journey with these bitches specifically.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
By the way, we're getting into Jay Shetty territory right now.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Oh, he only watched the clip, not the whole episode? Just the clip about that. And you're going to make sure it ends there. It ends with the clip. I don't even have to make sure he doesn't even listen to The Toast. So true.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
By the way, good to know that if everyone's actually listening to an episode of The Toast, we just have to get Cal and Cowherd on The Toast. That would actually be, like, such a good surprise for something. Yeah, and we might have a better chance if you didn't literally say the meanest shit about Callan Cowherd yesterday. I think you called him like... I'll rein it in.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Do you think he's on Cameo? No, he probably makes a lot of money from ESPN. He doesn't need to do that. That's never stopped people.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
It's so true because it's important to remember that Bethany Frankel is or was on Cameo while she was a rich woman, you know?
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
We have a great show, actually. Did you watch Summer House?
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah, that's kind of probably what Hashem would have wanted, don't you think?
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
I have a hard time watching Summer House, but also recapping it without letting my personal biases get in the way of, like, a good recap. Because I seriously, like, I cannot watch that yellow-haired buck on my TV. I hate him so much. 42-year-old in a house with a 24-year-old. Like, it actually is hindering me from doing my job, the hate that I have.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Jax, I think everyone really tuned in today to find out what the hell you did last night. Like after all the hype of yesterday's episode, like where were you?
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
But I'm, like, hyper-focused. Like, everything he does, I have triggers. So, like, my recap would have included a lot of him, even though he contributed zero to the episode.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah, but I don't know those people. Like, I have a personal beef.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah, if it weren't for my personal beef, he's so forgettable. But seriously, I'll never forget you setting up your DJ equipment. You're 42.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah. I hate when that happens. I hate when that happens.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah. Well, actually, while you were on your spiritual journey, I was recovering from my glucose test. Like, it took me all day. I wasn't okay.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
That's where you're headed. Okay, RFK. I want to say one thing about RFK, okay? Okay. You know his whole movement is Make America Healthy Again. Mah-ha.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Okay, thank you. That's what I wanted to say. Mah-ha. I haven't seen it. Every time I see it on social media, people referencing it, like positively or negatively, all I can think of is Amanda Bynes. Mah-ha.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
The Mah-ha movement. I was going to make an Instagram story about it, but it's also a controversial movement, so I didn't want to get involved. I wasn't in the mood for backlash, but I just wanted to make sure I wasn't the only one who saw it and immediately thought of Amanda Bynes. Riffk. What? Oh, Riffk, yes.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
It sounded like you were about to tell me something about your religious event last night, like a girl named Riffka. That's what I thought you were saying.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Riffkjer, yeah. Riffkjer in the mirror handful. We should rage-bait people today and make that the title.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Thursday. It's Thursday. Jax and I are doing a super early morning recording. It's kind of giving the hustle never sleeps.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
So I didn't know that that was a thing, but Shannon texted me. She was like, good luck at your glucose test. Like, she's like, are you, and Jack's like so crunchy that you bring your own juice. And I'm like, wait, I hadn't even heard of it. I'm like, that's another level of crunchiness that I haven't even heard of. Jackie has never brought that up to me. I did not know that.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
I, while I didn't enjoy the test, I'm going to trust the test. And I have no regrets, even though I'm definitely like, I feel like I drank toxic waste. Like that's how heavy and thick it was.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
No, and sometimes like you could drink it and it's inconclusive. That to me would be the worst result if I have to do the longer test.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah. When you make your own, like seriously, like you make it in the kitchen. I don't.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
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The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
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The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
It was actually one of your worst ones to date.
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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
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The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
About White Lotus. It said that the creator of White Lotus, Mike White, revealed that there was actually supposed to be in the finale another incest scene between Belinda and Zion.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
No, and the thing is, it's like such a crazy show. It's not the most unbelievable thing. I did catch it as Pooh Crave before I kept swiping. But sometimes like I'll keep swiping and not even see. And like Pooh Crave really is such, it's such misinformation.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
No, I think it was probably still set in 2015.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
It's not. That's why you didn't realize because it's not. This is the weirdest thing ever. One, like people of Jennifer Lopez's elk don't host award shows. And if they do, it would be like the Grammys. The American Music Awards, is that what it was?
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
are like one of those People's Choice Award, Billboard Music Awards. They're like these just sort of generic events that people show up to if they're in town. They're kind of meaningless. I find this so confusing and strange.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Because all of it is somewhat believable.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
But she's also very all-American, right? Like, she's not at the Met Gala. Like, she's so, like, regular.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I could see. This scene was Belinda, Zion, and Pornchai. why like they said zion and porn chai like had a threesome with belinda Yummy. So I've had like a really busy morning celebrating my sisters and also falling for Poo Crave.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
No, it's a good comparison.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Well, no, it's, I'm glad you brought up money and I'm glad you brought up Kelly Clarkson because that's the difference, right? Like they both became huge pop stars with like huge discography of music. And I feel like JLo went the very like elite Met Gala, Oscar movies, like the less commercial route.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Whereas like Kelly does the all American events, the rock and Christmas tree, the daytime talk show. And she probably is financially set for life. Like Kelly could stop working today and she would be completely fine while also maintaining music like JLo does too. So yeah, you, when that didn't pan out for JLo, like with the Oscars and stuff like she kind of, she has to, she has to make money.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
She has crazy bags and she's always on a private chat.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
But is this a high paying gig?
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
For sure. But I don't think outright like you finish the show and you get a check for a million dollars.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Nikki Glaser got 400K and that's like an actual award show that generates revenue. This is like a joke.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yes. I also do imagine that J-Lo will perform, you know, like, you know, it also becomes whoever the host is, like it becomes their bat mitzvah where they have like multiple performances if they want it to be that way. And I could see J-Lo also making this night about her.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Reminding you bitches like you didn't buy tickets to my tour and I had to cancel it and here's what you missed out on.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
And when Kelly does it, it's not weird, but I feel like when JLo does it, we're going to make fun of it. It's very Ariana DeBose, you know?
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Or in a positive way. I don't remember. There's so many moments from when Kelly did the Billboard Music Awards and she sang everybody's songs in front of them. There were like a thousand viral moments from it. It comes up 10 years ago. It comes up all the time from like on my TikTok. I could sing parts of it where she sang her song. Like... It left an impact.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
But you can't compare to Kelly.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
So no, it was a great comparison that you pulled out because like we would never clown on Kelly for accepting that that role.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
She was snubbed, yeah. Maybe her and Dick Clark buried a body in the woods somewhere. This is really what it feels like.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yes, particularly to music.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah. Even though I feel like if I was in charge of J-Lo, I wouldn't be encouraging her to... I think she's trying to do TikTok and reach... new younger listeners with new music. Whereas like when you're at the level that she's at and she has so many hits, like you should be able to live extremely well. Like Janet Jackson.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Like there's what I think of like the women, her age who had enormous pop star careers, like they're able to retire, retire, but still perform. Like you can have a Vegas residency. And she did like, I think she should go to Vegas. Or like a Greatest Hits tour, but I feel like she's afraid of branding herself.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah, but it wasn't branded as Greatest Hits. She had the new album, and it's like, stop!
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah, of course. I would even dare to say I'm not a JLo fan. I'm kind of like a JLo hater. I'm always coming for her. And if she came to my town with like a true greatest hit show, I would buy tickets. Like I would 100% go, you forget all the hits. Let's get loud.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Whoa. And then Selena, like she could do a cover. She's so being mismanaged. And I actually feel like that's unfair to say because I think a lot of the direction for her career comes straight from her. I think she's not like an ideas person.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Oh, by the way, Jackie, she does need the money. Remember, she funded that film. Yeah.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah. And I think that's being in your legacy era is even more fun. Like, I don't know why she wouldn't want to go there.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah. She definitely it's ego driven for sure.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
When you're a host, people just make fun of you for everything you do. Everything gets jiffed. And people are already so hard on JLo because she's in her flop era and Gen Z doesn't understand her that I just feel like this is actually a really bad idea. Yeah. I think she thinks she's going to wow us. And she has wowed us recently and proven people wrong. Super Bowl.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Well, maybe for like low level individuals, but like Ed Sheeran could do whatever he wants.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Maybe because he's having too much fun.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Well, that's true. I feel like people who... make music, and I'm not talking about just any old singer. People who really write songs, play multiple instruments, they more often than not do gravitate towards country as a genre, because it's really a genre that's the most musical in terms of songwriting and instruments, and they play the fiddle.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
If you respect the art of classical music making, you respect country music. And I do feel like Ed Sheeran is the former. So this does make sense, him and his little guitar.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I would love to hear Galway Girl, you know, Nashville edition.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I'm glad you brought this up because I actually had a thought today that I wanted to share, like a truth that I've sort of been holding in.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
No. It has nothing to do with Ed Sheeran. It has more to do with country music.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
No, I'm not. Did you ever listen to... I'm just going to say it. I was about to couch it. I'm just going to say it.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
A hard truth that I'm just... It's my truth. I'm not saying it's a universal truth. But Dolly Parton's version of Please, Please, Please by Sabrina Carpenter is atrocious.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I thought we didn't criticize Dolly, which I agree with that. Like we don't.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
It is. And I'm sure Sabrina thinks it's bad too, but she was like so excited to have her queen Dolly. Like you just let Dolly do her thing. And of course, like, you know, nobody's perfect. We're all going to, you know, trip up every now and then. Viola Davis said it best. Like you have to have a flop era. Like it's just the nature of being an artist. So I don't clown on Dolly.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
And I love that she wanted to get involved with a younger genre and younger community. But it's terrible.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Like it's actually, it's really bad. It's not that it's not good. It's song ruining.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yes. They don't see one another. And I really liked the deluxe short and sweet album. I can do a lot with 15 minutes. And, like, I was excited for Please, Please, Please Dolly's version. Like, it stunk. Like, literally stinkeroony. Yeah.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah, no, and we just don't want to say negative things about Dolly. Like, I get it.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah, and it's like she just lost her husband. Like, she's a queen. But I felt like this was maybe an appropriate time to share that I didn't like it.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Dolly also doesn't do help.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
pop music profanities oh profanities and Sabrina's sort of known for that and so like she doesn't say don't embarrass me motherfucker like Sabrina like I loved the the pairing but there's actually not a lot of Sabrina music that Dolly can cover authentically yeah but it's like so say someone has this amazing idea because we heard the idea it's amazing we get them in the studio we record the song it's bad what do you do then what's the right thing to do
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
If you're Dolly and you can like acknowledge that it's not good, you say let's scrap it or do something else and Sabrina just sort of agrees. Like there's a power dynamic at play.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
That's a good question. It's a good question.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Maynardo Dali's also just been like kind of putting her name on like a lot of things recently.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Post Malone's collabs, Beyonce's collabs, Sabrina Carpenter's collabs.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah, I don't know if it's like a seasonal thing. Everyone's feeling it or me in particular because I'm so nuts like about timelines and schedules and like I'm always making us record like at the exact time, maybe a little earlier. And maybe it's like pregnancy. Like I seriously don't give a fuck.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
She has a cookbook with her sister.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Well, listen, you don't become like a billionaire like Dali by not putting your name on shit, you know?
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I agree. She was like, that was fun. Put it out.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
No, no. And she got to work with Dolly.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
It's so important to try things.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I believe it was the great Hilary Duff who once said that.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I have no problem with Ed Sheeran. I have no problem. I think that he's very talented. I think he suffers from kind of almost like a Taylor Swift syndrome where his most well-known music is his worst music.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Because I have listened to like one or two Ed Sheeran albums in depth and there are such good songs on there. And like the average person had never heard of them. Whereas like bad habits lead to late night. Like actually play that song at my funeral because I want to be dead. Like I hate that fucking song.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
You know, he's kind of like a victim of like the music pop radio complex.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
What is my girl up to? Her and Peter Herman are fine, right?
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
And just know, if you ever come to the show with a story on your iPad about trouble in paradise with Mariska and Peter, you have to handle me like really. Kid gloves, yeah. Yeah.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
From Mean Girls. Hold on. Let me just, before I make stuff up.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah, she was in a crash, but she was only 34 when she died.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
No, you know what I mean, though. Like, I'm very lax these days with, like, all my responsibilities. Yes. You haven't felt that? I've really, like, unclenched.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
About the car. Oh, that is really weird.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Nothing's coming up in like my Google search. So I'm glad I didn't say it.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
No. Yes. OK. Yeah, I'm right. It's oh, it's falsely believed that she died. So they had said I thought that her car crash was so brutal that like it actually left her decapitated and like beheaded. And that's sort of like what people say about her. But I guess it's like a false rumor. Like Snopes.com. Was Jane Mansfield decapitated?
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah, right, right, right. And she had really interesting names for all of her kids. Because Mariska is obviously, like, we now know her, but, like, why wasn't her name Marissa, you know? Zoltan and Miklos.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Update. My baby is still breech. And to be honest, it's, like, actually bothering me more than I thought it would, so I'm going to stop talking about it. Like –
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I'm going to acupuncture today.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I will. But like seriously, I laid in child's pose and like all these turned poses in my second bedroom for like an hour last night. I felt so sick afterwards. I'm like, if this baby hasn't flipped, I flipped.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Thursday. I forgot what day it was, because I'm more fixated on the fact, yeah, it's Thursday, right? You're looking at me like that, oh.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I was like upside down on the couch doing spinning babies, like put a Sonos speaker in the entry of my vagina. They say if you play music down at your vagina, the baby can like hear it and like perhaps curiosity will get the best of him and he'll turn right around.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Being like, what's going on? Yeah. And if I know my boy, he's definitely curious.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah, we're just doing it, and I thought, like, I knew he hadn't flipped, but, you know, you go in, and you're like, maybe I got an A-plus on this quiz I didn't study for, right? Like, it's possible. And now.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I'm so glad you brought that up because I want to stop talking about what we're talking about. I don't care anymore. And we need to talk about like how not okay people are that talk about the White Lotus. I saw officially today, this morning, I'm so glad you just reminded me, the absolute craziest take ever. For me, this is what somebody wrote. It was a TikTok.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
What was the most devastating part of White Lotus for me? As a Ukrainian, seeing three Russians get away with a crime. I'm like, oh, wow, okay. You're taking my ability to make anything about myself and you've taken it to new levels. The discourse around White Lotus is really starting to piss me off. It's what I say all the time. I've actually seen this thought regurgitated.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I said it first and I said it with the bear. People are...
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
are I need to say this right okay just there is like a trend now where if you criticize something thoughtfully or you just say you don't like it people who do like it say that you don't get it and it is actually quite possible to get something and still not like it that's happened to me with the bear that happens to people with white lotus because now it's like well you don't like the white lotus like you don't get it mike white's a genius
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yes, Mike White is a genius and I do get it. I didn't enjoy it. By the way, I'm not saying that me, I actually did enjoy it. But like, I hate this level of, it's such a, I think people think they come off intellectual when they say, but you actually sound stupid. So explain it to me. Why is it good?
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Right. What am I not getting? Explain it. Smart. Smarty pants.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
If I was any more relaxed, I'd be dead.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
But it's also just like such a flawed like this is all art. Right. Art is subjective. You're supposed to like stuff. You're supposed to not like stuff. So just to say like, no, it's good. You just didn't get it. I hate when people fucking say that.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
No, and by the way, a couple of interviews of Jason Isaacs have come across my desk where he keeps, like, alluding to, like, some sort of drama. He keeps just saying how, like, you know, all these people lived together in a foreign country for six months. It was kind of like theater camp, he said. And, you know, that's going to come with its share of challenges and drama.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
And nobody is, like, pushing him and asking follow-up questions as to what exactly he's referring to. But he does keep alluding to something.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yes. So he's like kind of being open with us and nary a person is asking follow up questions. Like, hey, Jason, can you clarify what you meant here? Who are you referring to?
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Agreed. Let's dive into Summer House, speaking of reality. Last night's episode, Lexi has returned from her weekend away. She is trying to work things out with Jesse. So this is where I'm bothered the most. Everything Jesse says to Lexi and then says to everyone else, I couldn't be more different. And the way that he... makes these great advances with Lexi, like introducing him to her parents.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
And then we'll go tell Wes and his friends being like, look, she forced me. Like that's not, you can't force someone to do that. So like either own it or just break up with her. It's really pissing me off. Like how duplicitous he's being. And I'm sure she doesn't know it at the time. And I'm sure she finds out, but also now watching it back is like so hurtful.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
He's really trying to make her look crazy. And I just want to say, she has not asked him to stop doing one thing that I thought was unreasonable for a girl to ask her boyfriend to stop doing. He acts so inappropriate. Like And everything he does is inappropriate.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Right yes that was a really good comparison.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
The implications, yeah.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I had forgotten that he like took her home and it like meant so much. And I feel like Lexi's a really nice girl. I think also she's a lot younger than everybody. And there's like a pre-established dynamic. They're all friends already. They're all like successful reality stars. She's new here.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
So when she comes back and she like wants to, they're all talking outside about like the Sierra thing, she's like,
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
so circling the drain and she's not even she's trying really not to be like accusatory even though like she has every right to be upset with Sierra and like say something and the conversation like sort of goes nowhere and falls flat and like I actually felt really awkward because she had to bring it up but she wasn't going to bring it up in a way that was like Sierra like I'm mad at you but can I get some clarification and and I actually like that Paige is the first one who's like I've never seen Sierra and Jesse as brother sister like they've always had this like weird flirty relationship so we need to stop saying that
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Well, you must listen to The Higher Power, but I'm glad that you were able to watch the episode of Summer House. I too watched it. There will be a TV recap at the end of today's episode. Very good episode. And I'd like to see Lexi on Watch Happens Live shaking that thang. She's very well-spoken. She's kind of made for this life.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
And then Wes bringing up the parallels between him and Ciara, it actually made me even more upset for Lexi, being like, you know what that's like, Ciara. That happened to you last year, and you were so hurt by it and so upset by it, and you had every right to be.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
So now you see a girl going through exactly what you're going through, and you're not only not helping, you're kind of hurting the situation. Now everyone's responsible for their own actions. Jessie is the worst. I cannot stress that enough. I just have really low expectations for Jessie, and I have really high expectations for Ciara. I feel like she's such a girl's girl. She's so...
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
She, like, hates, like, she loves to, like, clown on toxic men, and so I just would have expected different behavior from her. I have high standards for her, and I definitely hold them to different standards, which is wrong.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
No, I'm so team Lexi. And like, I think that it's nice to see somebody like have really high standards and like all out, like right out of the gate being like, here are my boundaries. Here is what I like require from a boyfriend. I think it's nice to see in the fact that like it's being made seem like she's so unreasonable. I don't think so at all.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I'm more fixated on the fact that it's National Sibling Day, and I am sitting here thinking about how much I love my siblings, and I'm curious to see which of my siblings will reach out and wish me a happy National Sibling Day.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I think like we should be empowering young women to have really high standards and real boundaries.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I thought she was 21. I thought we're like 23.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah. Now I want to talk about something that I feel like you and I have been waiting so long for.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
And we got a window into last night because I was shocked to see Lindsay driving out to the Hamptons with Paige and then Paige just sort of talking to camera about, um, like the journey she's been on with Lindsay and how she finally like now can understand Lindsay and really like likes her for who she is. And I'm so glad these two have laid down their arms.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I think Lindsay's pretty much laid down her arms with everybody except for Carl. Um, and everybody's really appreciating Lindsay in this phase that she in, which is that she's in, which is nice. Cause I feel like I've liked Lindsay for a while. Um, and I love to see them getting together. It was a tough watch at Shabbat dinner to see like Lindsay bringing up like her big moment.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
And she was brutally rebuffed. And we knew last week because Lil posted on Instagram screenshots. So I've known that like this hill she's about to die on is like not worth it. So it was kind of like watching a car crash in slow motion. Um, yes, but you know what?
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
By the way, I don't even need to give her a pregnancy pass. I'm just giving her a pass because I like her.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
And Andy was asking like leading questions about some of the other girls and she was not taking the bait.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah, and I was going to say, to his credit, he could have been a way bigger dick and been like, they had to drag him to get his phone. I would have thought that there was something bad on his phone with how slow he was walking and then he fell down the stairs. So yes, I agree. She actually gave him a moment to look like a real gentleman and he did.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
And then when he was explaining that this particular anniversary of his brother's death was difficult because he also was celebrating it for the first time without Lindsay as a friend or a partner. Or a support system. Um, and she was kind of the only one who knew why he was upset that morning. Cause the date obviously like resonated with her. I actually felt really sad for him. Um,
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
You know, I agree. I feel like she's like laying off of him this weekend. Well, except for the night before. Also, I think that like Imrul really was like the worst possible person to sit next to Carl in that moment. When Wes came out, he just thought they were like balling.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Thank you, Lord. No. And like, it's such a tough thing. And Emeril was like, oh, I'm sorry. Like, do you want to be alone? Which is a really respectful question. They're just not bros like that, you know? And, and I feel like Emeril is maybe not the type of guy to like cry, you know? I feel like Wes and Jesse would start crying. Like, you know?
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I, I actually felt weird. Like I felt, I just, I felt bad for Carl and I felt bad for Emeril. Like they were just the wrong people, wrong time.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah, no, her face card, as the kids say, never declines.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
You did scare me. Who's that? Oh, the mailman. Do you mind just popping it on the table? You need me to sign. No, that's not for me. Sorry. Thanks so much. No, you're good. My heart just stopped. Are you okay? No. I will say I did recognize his voice. He's like the mailman here and I've gotten to know him a little bit. I'm just a lovely, lovely, lovely man.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I didn't hear the door. That's why. So I just heard hello. My heart just stopped.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah, I feel like I actually could have been so much worse. I know, I know. But honestly, I can't like scream like that. It hurts my stomach.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
That was so crazy. I need to rewatch the footage because I think I actually handled that like a real adult.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Jackie, I'm freaking out. Like literally shaking.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Do you think he was like listening to our summer house recap?
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Oh, so I'm actually glad you brought that up because I feel like, and this has been like a slow realization through every episode, like these two were so headed for breakup because, you know, sometimes you'll watch a couple's fight or even Paige and Craig, like they've had like tough conversations over the course of the last couple of years, Summer House, Southern Charm, but you know that they're together.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Very beautiful. Very angular.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
So it's like they work it through. They've never said anything during those fights that they couldn't come back from. But some of the stuff Paige is saying is so final, right? Like, is this your person? I don't know.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Bad marriage, bad idea, run, run, run. But we know watching it that they're already married in real life. Right, so like you can see how it's just like... So it's kind of a relief to watch Paige.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
No. No? No, not on stage. No.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
designer this that whatever but you know he still makes a living and it's like no and it's actually it's very hard for men in this industry to do super well and I think in terms of reality star influencers Craig's probably doing it the best he's built a real business like his shit sells in Kroger he has standalone stores all over the country like he's probably the most successful male reality star that I can think of because you don't get to do the fun brand deals hair and makeup Amazon like
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
There's so many opportunities for women. And when you crush it as much as Paige is the best at being a woman, influence a reality star. And Craig is really the best at being a man, influence a reality star. But the two, like the best at men. There's a gender pay gap. It's kind of how they say like Serena Williams is the greatest female athlete of all time. But like she would lose to Roger Federer.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Like who's not even the greatest male athlete of all time.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
And there is a gender biological gap in the reality star influencing industry.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
No, of course. And it's like, it's like, of course, the episode where he's like highlighting his amazing faith and his beautiful Shabbat dinner. He's like also acting like an animal. Like why? Yeah. No, it was disappointing, and it was conflicting as well.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
And I'm devastated. Like, I really am.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Oh, these two people should not have been together. And you're right. Like, comparing it to Amanda and Kyle, like, it's nice to see, like, the wheels coming off of a relationship. And, like, it's okay. Like, they broke up and it's fine.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Whereas, like, Amanda and Kyle got married and then we had two more seasons of, like, seriously would appear to be, like, one of the worst marriages ever. Like, your husband's out till 3 in the morning. You're depressed. You're having health issues. Your husband doesn't help you. Like, that was hard to watch.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
So, at least Paige doesn't have to go through whatever her version of that would have been.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
to go and do what he did with Shabbat, like, there's nothing you can do to make me dislike you. Yet I dislike you so much because your behavior is so abhorrent. When he was in bed with Lexi still singing the prayers from Shabbat, like, I love him. I love him. And Ben, Ben came in when we were watching and he was doing the prayers and Ben started singing along with him.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
He's like, wait, he's really Jewish.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
We need to call his mother. Like, that's what we need to do.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
He's really pissing me off. He has a lot of potential.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I think that he's so charming. Right. I think he's a devastatingly handsome and charming guy. And I think that he like dazzles all the girls in the house. Like he gives them all a lot of attention. And I think they all like it in a non, you know, a sexy way. Like Amanda's obviously married, but I think she like likes being seen. I think they all do. He makes everyone feel really special.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
He's just that type of guy. So I can almost understand why they're all always just like telling him what he wants to hear. Cause he's, he's dazzling. Yeah. But imagine if he used his powers for good.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Make an honest woman, a Jewish wife out of Lexi.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Lexi Solomon? I know Lexi Solomon. We went to camp together.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
No, me too. Me too. It's actually not the right man for her, but I also think it was a great entry storyline. For her to be like a full-time castmate now, like I don't know what her story would have been, but she's literally the biggest thing that we're talking about this season and she's the new girl.
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I want her back. Like, and that's hard to do. This is a hard group to crack when you're like kind of an outsider.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah. So that's the Summer House recap. That's our show. I have to like seriously go to the bathroom and change my underwear because I crapped my pants when the mailman came in. But that's our show you guys. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast on Monday morning show where we deliver the fast five stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
And as the number one Carl Radke hater on the universe, last night's episode was hard for me because I actually had a lot of sympathy for him. And then he ended up being right in the Lindsay Hubbard thing. So I was having a hard time watching, but it's okay.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I agree also, by the way. I thought that was really rude.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Okay, by the way, we'll save it for the recap.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Agreed. Do you think she should have a podcast on Lemonada? Yes, definitely. Yeah, but she could tell her side of the story.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yes. Would you say you have any big special plans today to celebrate National Sibling Day or just Thursdays in general?
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I would agree with that. Every day being my sister is a special day. And I do wonder what it's like to be my sister.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah. No, I would hate it because I'm still you.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
But I do often think like either being my friend or like my family, like being somebody who spends time with me is probably amazing, but also horrible. You know, like good luck going through anything in your life because we're never going to talk about it. We really like it, but you would hate it.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
But maybe it would be nice to have like a sub that I could tap in, you know, when I need a break.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
No, even even stars get lonely, Jackie.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yes. Don't forget to text your sibling today. Tell them how ugly you think they are. That's a very sibling-like thing to do.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
No, it's not. But I think you're obviously so beautiful.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
That's just never been the case for me.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
That's so interesting. I wish that was the case for me. I love throwing my hair up like out of my face, doing a blowout every day is like a job.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I like how you said flesh blowout pause.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah, that's good. I like that. That's good. It's annoying. You've moved on with the sentence, but I'm still here at the restaurant making fun of the flesh.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
You know, it's like halting the whole conversation. Whereas, like, when we are going back and forth, like, we're adding color to each other's stories.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
And we're just coming off of International Women's Month, which obviously we celebrated.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
It was really nice to see people sharing their favorite toast memories yesterday in when they sounded off in the comments and celebration of two back to back big holidays, seven year toast diversity and National Sibling Day. So should we go through some of the top submissions for what people's favorite moments in toast history was?
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
laugh now the rest same squeegee girls squeegee girl with both sides oh i joined in in campman and i don't know how to get out i love that a lot of them are very um you know over like not overhyped but like appropriately they've been said before oh game tunes day that's like yeah no but we know the classics there is no 5k like there are ones that we know are in the hall of fame but hearing people bring up random moments that i legit had forgotten about dachshund
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Demi Lovato performing heart attack at the heart attack survivor event.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
No, I'm not going to be posting on social media. I think like we say this every time, but like creating content around national days is like the lowest form of content. And I'm a better creator than that. I really am. I like to think that I am.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Oh, I love guessing lyrics. That's my favorite thing. The Carlos Santana Dear Toasters. That's one of my favorites.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
And then of course, thank you. Someone just reminded me of the hasty flush. That's truly one of our best moments.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
The thing is, it was an audio only episode. So there's no video component. Like some of these clips, like there is no 5K was a clip that went so viral that like we have the moment visually. That's why people love it so much and always bring it up. But the hasty flush was, I think like an audio only, maybe even Patreon thing.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah, and that's where I lost the keys to the... Newport is in Rhode Island. Rhode Island, yeah.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
No, by the way, that's not like what we were following the law to the letter of the law.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
They would have called the police. But that's not why we did it. I just remember on our way back from the extreme. I also wasn't feeling good.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
So it was just an audio only episode.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah, you had to like hide your cough.
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I don't even know what that is.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
And that's like a Hall of Fame moment? I don't even remember it.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
The pig, yes, of course.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
No, I remember the story. And we clipped it.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
She throws that ass in a circle. Yeah. Yeah, I just didn't know that was like a Hall of Fame moment.
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I'm so glad it resonated with the community.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Oh, I didn't notice that trend. No guys, did you notice that? No.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
No, I feel like, and this is, I feel like where do we have this conversation when you were asking me like what type of mom content creator do I wanna be? And I said like an inspo of mine is Jason Murray Smith, right? Like she like really maintained a sense of self while also obviously like sharing her whole journey. And I'd really like to emulate that.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
That's true. I really only follow her on TikTok.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
It was on Twitter. Pop Crave posted a picture of Beyonce and Solange. I also fell for another Pooh Crave tweet this morning.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
How are the stories today?
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
It's like all like fallout stories from White Lotus.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
It's like I know you hate Instagram comments.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Well, let's dive in then, shall we?
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Dr. Cohen was a leading expert on bad breath, and he spent years researching its causes, which led to the development of SmartMouth and their patented zinc ion technology. He quite literally wrote the book on bad breath as the author of... of the halitosis section in the medical edition of the Encyclopedia Britannica. So, I mean, this man sounds like my dream man, right?
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Like he wakes up every day and tries to combat bad breath. Like I am somebody who I'm so sensitive to people's breath, myself included. I'm also like really like self-aware. I never want to have bad breath. And I happen to be married to somebody who's just like always eating like crazy things and he has crazy breath and I smell it, you know, in the middle of the night.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Pop-off queen. Yeah, they do clothes, too. They do pajamas. They do everything.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
They offer carefully curated designs and affordable pieces, making it easy to refresh your wardrobe without breaking the bank. Cause like, especially in this season of my life, like I just need tops, you know, like sweaters and tops that I can wear the same black pants with every day. But I just need a rotating like a stream of different tops and sweaters that are cute, that are stylish.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
But especially when you're on camera, you know, everybody remembers how much you wear things.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
You got to switch it up. And Avara is great because they have really great pricing and they have sizes up to XXXL. There's really something for everybody, no matter your body type. I like that they go up to XXXL also because I love to size up in sweaters. I just think it's like a cozier, cuter look. They have a range of versatile styles that let you mix and match.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Sounds like they're trying to say the name on everybody's lips is... Avara.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
maybe moving on from it they announced reimagined album where like kelly clarkson's doing never enough pink is doing a million dreams like seriously i could vomit no i like the concept of taking it reminds me a lot of that um album of elton john's greatest hits that you know miley did a song for casey musgraves did a song for like reimagined um covers now i'm glad to be getting anything from rascal flats and i don't want to be seen as a complainer because i'm not however
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
when I saw that they were like announcing something music wise, like this isn't what I had number one hoped for. I would have loved, oh, I don't know, new music. Having said that, it's something. And I do think like this is the first step in coming back because they didn't retire for no reason. Like we, the culture slept on them and we all need to wake the fuck up
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
It's time for you to leave the marital bed. And once he heard that, he's been sucking on lozenges and honey and tea all morning. Because one thing about Ben, he loves our bed. Literally, I don't care. We are not the type of couple who really ever sleeps in separate beds. For good reasons or bad. If we have a fight, sorry, we're sleeping in the same bed. We both love our bed so much.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
So I think like doing collabs with, you know, they have a big rising country TikTok girl on there. Backstreet Boys, so they're going pop. Like they're really targeting different genres and demographics. It's a good way to get your name back out there before you release new music. So I understand the marketing and the strategy here.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
It's literally like me with the window down, you know, driving in the passenger seat.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
So a lot of the Rascal Flat songs that are like greatest hits that are on this album, like, aren't my go-to faves. You know what I mean? Like, Where's Riot? Yeah. But people love, you know, Bless the Broken Road, Life is a Highway. These are their best known songs, so I understand, like, My Wish is one of those. It's not the song I go to first, second, third, fourth, fifth.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
so much life is a highway and then actually i don't know i might have just made that up hold on next is mayberry with blake shelton like so such a deep cut like it's gonna be so good yeah sitting on a porch drinking ice cold cherry coke coke you're going to rascal flat soon right i am and marco's going this weekend Oh, you're not going with her for that?
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Bless the Broken Road. Oh, I'm sorry. It's Hannah Montana. I mean, it's Hannah Montana. It's Rascal Flatts. I made that up. Life is a Highway is a cover, but Bless the Broken Road is not.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
I'll tell you. Let me just triple. Let me fact check.
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I'll tell you. As long as, literally the song I was listening to this morning. I've got a reason to pray. Oh, so he's a Christian artist?
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Wait, and what song is he on? Stand. Oh, that's going to be fucking pargy.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Yeah, and she's also a strategic move. She's huge on TikTok. She has a new collab with Joe Jonas. She's a really young country digital artist. So this is them getting the young folk. She's the girl in the front row singing.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
If Ben has to wake up really early, he won't sleep in the guest room. We don't fuck with the guest room. We love our bed. It's a foreign concept to you.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Yes, and I do think that like this is like a treat for OG Rascal Flatts fans because I think there's a lot of crossover between the two in terms of like age demographic and fans. So it's good.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Oh my gosh. Like, you know what? I like, I'm getting way more excited. Having broken it down with you. Um, Did we miss the Uncasville show? Did it happen already?
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
You also missed Taylor. Eras. Nashville.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Yeah, but like our big trip that you like couldn't go on.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
No, it was like us and all of Jackie's friends.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
I just feel like if Rascal really wanted me there, he would send a plane for me. Do you know what I mean?
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
You're lying. I swear, L-Z-Z-Y Hale. She's like a rocker. She's an American musician. She serves as a lead singer and rhythm guitarist of hard rock band Hailstorm, which she co-founded with her brother in 97. This is like a total blind spot for me.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
I'm moving on. Now I can see that life has been patiently waiting for me. Oh my God, do you think there's any show that Kelly's going to show up at? Do you think it's going to be Augustville? Because then I'll go.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
But you should talk to Satchel. Okay. I'm thinking here's my plan instead of, okay. I actually have a really good plan. Tell me what you think. I'm not going to go to the concert, but my 31st birthday is in July. And I think we just like splurge and we pay for Rascal Flatts to come to our house and sing for us.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Like let's start, I'll start like accepting like some rogue brand deals. If you guys see the content, just like like it and move on.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
No, no, no. Like $6 million. Oh.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
No, no, no. They're at a tier where you're at a certain level. And I remember this because when Brian was throwing the Point Sky Awards, he would always choose a performer. And he had sponsors pay for it. But he had a budget. So he would get this budget and get a list of people and their rates. And we would sit and go through it. It was my favorite thing.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
And it was a lot less than you would think for most people who are well-known but... Not Taylor Swift.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Yeah, no. Any brands who are looking for like a deal, just reach out. I will do everything but nudity. Would you get on Cameo for this?
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Can we find out how much a private performance from Roscoe Flats would cost?
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
I think that we are at the same agency as them. So I do think it'll be quite easy.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
And maybe like we could do some social posts like barter. 100%.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
I have a lot of thoughts on it too as well. With love. With love, rascal. With love, rascal. You look so cute. That set that you're wearing, I actually ordered.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Foundation. No, we'll charge a cover. Like, five bucks for girls, ten bucks for guys.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Okay. I have someone working on it.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
You don't think they needed time away from one another, like it was an interpersonal issue?
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
It so wasn't their time to go.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
I'm moving on. Like, I seriously, I'm excited now. And it wasn't like what I saw before. I was like, oh, Backstreet Boys. But I didn't actually take a look. I was wrong for that. I'm sorry. I spoke before I thought, which I never do.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Oh, why are you chuckling over there? Chuckles.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
The thing is, if you watch the video, it actually wasn't the Knicks' fault. It was Common's fault. What? She's sitting next to Common. Yeah. And the ball is definitely in their vicinity. And he, like, goes to block her face but punches her. Oh. If you watch it in really slow motion. But the ball goes out of bounds. Yes. She's sitting right there in the front.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Oh, what? Aren't they dating if they went to a basketball game together? I thought that like all the celebrities sit in the same area and they just happen to be like their parties were seated next to one another.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Yeah, I don't know if you saw, I've been wearing the pants quite a lot because they fit. No, I didn't see. The cardigan is small. Snug. It's a snug cardigan. When I got it, I was like, oh my God, I'm a wildebeest. This doesn't even close. Yeah, no, it's actually a sweater that makes you want to kill yourself.
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Things that make sense. Maybe they are, I guess, were they there together?
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It's sort of the premise of Common's movie. My favorite movie of all time. Just right. He's like a basketball player. It's OK. It's not like that similar. Yeah. Hudson and Common. Yes.
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They confirmed their relationship publicly in early 2024, but rumors have been circulating since 2022. So they've been together a long time.
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Yeah, by the way, they lost control of it, but like the ball was like sort of thwarted into her face by Common.
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By the way, if you watch the video, it's very clear she's on the verge of tears.
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And she knows she's on camera and she's on a date. And it's shocking.
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And I saw truly the funniest tweet about this. Like I was giggling about it for three hours last night. It's from Michelle Collins. And she's responding to the video and she goes, Effie, we all got pain. Like so fucking funny. So niche. I was laughing so hard. So niche. So niche. Like it wasn't English to like a lay person, but to me it meant the world. Yeah. Effie, I got pain.
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So funny, I was laughing. This is genuinely my worst nightmare. There's nothing worse than being hit in the face, and your immediate reaction is to cry. You're in pain, but you're also embarrassed. For it to be on TV, on the front row of a Knicks game, you're on a date with your boyfriend. I actually have, she has my heartfelt thoughts and prayers.
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No, I can tell you sitting courtside is cool because like you're so close, but it's a little scary because you're too close. The seats are so close together. You have no elbow room. It's actually not like a great place for a date. If he really loved her, he would put her in a suite.
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I'm really sorry to this woman. Like that's...
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No, because you live with a big bruise on your face.
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Well, that's, I think, sort of, like, an overarching theme of the last decade. Like, you're hurting people. Yeah, no, now, like, you are so bad, it's actually causing physical pain to your fans, and that's where we draw the line. Yeah. I wish you were the best. You ever see something happen to somebody, and, like, selfishly, your first thought is, like, thank God that wasn't me.
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That's how I felt when I watched his video, because I would, like, actually start crying, and I would get, like, mad, too. Like, rage.
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But you're on TV. Give me the ball. You're on TV. You're on TV. Wishing her well. Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. It's our third story. You know what? And I was just about to ask, and I self-soothed. Like, I knew it was going to be the third. She put herself back down.
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It's certainly not for me during this time in my life, but I did hold on to it. Mostly like I've been, I haven't shopped at all. And if anything doesn't even remotely make me feel good, I throw it right back in the box. But I don't know. I thought that this particular cardigan would be an emblem of hope and optimism for the future. It's not. Why?
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And the longer the article is, the crazier it gets. Because first it says Pete. Then it says SNL star. No, then it says Davidson. Davidson, 37. Then it says SNL star. Then it says King of Staten Island. Yep. Famous singleton. It's insane. It's so annoying. It's unclear exactly. And then when it's somebody who's like a multi-hyphenate, they'll be like, the rapper mogul turned inspirational artist.
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SEO, like then your article has buzzwords in it. Oh, interesting. Interesting, okay. Even though I actually read something and by read, I mean somebody told me. Really interesting that like SEO is kind of going the way of the horse and buggy because of Google Gemini. like the top populated answer just like pops up for you. And like, it doesn't matter.
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Try as you may to get on the first page of results. Like what Gemini wants, Gemini gets. I have had a really good experience with Gemini. You will never hear me saying a bad word about Google Gemini. I love her.
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But when it doesn't populate, it makes me sad.
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No, and it's like, what am I, 11 at the school library? I'm just brought back to a time of inefficiency.
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They got to just sink it, you know? It's got to take on water. Put them out of their misery. Sometimes a project like that is just, I know they want to recoup their money. It wasn't the greatest idea, but they could have made it work because they're like two famous, interesting guys that everybody likes.
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So if they had turned this old fairy into like a floating comedy club and had Dave Chappelle come one time, it would have become huge like the comedy cellar. But they didn't do it. They don't have the entrepreneurial spirit.
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Because they broke up as friends.
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It said that the rift was behind the scenes at SNL. So they kind of made it sound like they had a bad working relationship towards the end of Pete's time there.
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No, I feel like everyone's on their own journey when it comes to SNL. You would never get mad at somebody for leaving.
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No, Jackie, it's an emblem of the future. You need a better emblem, I'm telling you. I actually have a closet full of emblems. I don't know why I decided to keep this one. But I look at it every day and I say, you are my future.
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Welcome back to The Toast and happy Thursday. That should be cause to celebrate, latter half energy. But something major has happened in my life. I don't even know if I've told you about this, Jax. Hey, Jax, how you doing?
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Yeah, so like big shopaholic over here.
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She said, you guys- Oh my God, I didn't know that this was still going on and I didn't know that it had been settled. Yeah.
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Well, maybe he gave her a generous deal at the end because I feel like guys like that, guys like that like don't care about how much custody they have. They just use it to torture the mother because the mother's over here like fighting for every minute and the dad's just using it as a weapon. That's just like a feeling I have. I don't know that to be true.
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This is just like, I felt this last night because I watched Watched Robbins Live and Tom Sandoval was the guest. And it was literally like a blast from the past. I know the last season of Vanderpump Rules was only ended like a year ago. But to me, like they kind of feel like graduated seniors. So anytime I hear about them, it's like, oh my God, like it's such a blast.
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And that's how I just felt hearing about Lala. I'm glad she's doing well. And I'm glad she's like still working, doing Amazon Live, like making money because, you know, losing Vanderpump is a loss.
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Because he's Lala's boyfriend.
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Yeah. It's such a throwback. And Tom Sandoval was, like, such a loser on Watch What Happens Live last night. He's having a moment because of Traitors. And he's, like, been really funny. But he's still himself, you know? And so just to see him, and it was him and Kyle, like, tool bags of the century. Like, it was so loser-y. That's rough. They were both trying to, like, out-cringe each other.
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But Tom Sandoval, honestly, like, won with flying colors. I can't lie. And it was just so...
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Yeah, but he didn't actually say it in an obnoxious way. Because the question was like, was this a shock to you? And he was actually quite respectful. He was like, listen, it's so huge that he...
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is 83 days sober and was giving him a lot of credit and he's like you know like I was with him like we partied for 20 years together so I he's like I don't know if I knew how bad it was but I knew like he was still doing it and like you know we've all sort of grown out of it I thought it was really respectful actually I liked the answer yeah and I feel like that's what you would think like that he wasn't high they partied that yeah they that's his best friend at certain points in his life like he knows what's going on with him but maybe not like deep deep deep down
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Yeah, so it was a good answer.
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And his girlfriend was there in the audience.
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No, I think that's her, because they said they'd been together for a year.
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She was sitting in the Oprah seats.
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Yeah, one of the questions was like, which of your castmates is less likely to cheat on their partner, you or Jax or something? And he had to think about it. And his girlfriend's sitting right there. It was really weird.
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No, Broadway is obsessed with, like, unoriginal content these days. Now, I'm not complaining, because The Greatest Showman is coming to Broadway. I know. But, like...
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I followed her on social media for a while, and she was always posting videos of herself singing, and I do believe she has a...
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broadway background yeah um so this isn't shocking i think sometimes when like celebrities go to broadway like broadway people hate it but a lot of them come from broadway so it's a kind of a homecoming of sorts and i think that's what's going on with sarah highland if you got the stuff you just gotta prove yourself i think everyone has to prove themselves but if you are worthy then welcome
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Right. Or like I've been to a Broadway, I've never been to a Broadway show. Come one, come all. I don't know if you saw viral video. Nikki Blonsky was actually spotted at, I don't know if it was like a drag club. It was like a, looked like a drag club, a club with a stage. And there was like, you know, cocktail waitresses around singing You Can't Stop the Beat.
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Yeah, this girl I follow on TikTok who does like really... She's British too. She did. Really scathing...
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It went viral for a multitude of reasons. Let me tell you why. One, it was one of the worst vocal performances of our generation. She could not hit a note if it killed her.
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People in the crowd were throwing dollar bills at her. She was accepting tips. It looked like she was working.
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takedowns of everyone and she happens to really like Megan and did a pretty critical take of the show while being respectful of course um and she's as far as I know the only person who watched I don't know anyone personally who's made it to the eighth episode I'm also important to note you don't know a lot of people personally that's not true like that you would chat about this with it's like pretty much this is like all I chat with people like how many people
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Like other celebrities who are good singers. Like Celine Dion. You know that video of the woman singing Celine Dion.
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That is an edit. She didn't roll up the window. But somebody made like an AI where like she rolled it up. Because the girl like wasn't amazing.
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I know. Let's do Summer House recap. Last night's episode was the Paige versus Kyle conundrum we've been waiting for. The showdown. It was also the gender reveal, which I... said it last week and I said it again, like lots of points in Carl's column for me. Like he was being so funny and there really was no other way for him to handle that.
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Like she sprung it on the group and yeah, it's unfortunate that's his ex-fiance, but you know what? Like he was a really good sport about it and I have a lot of respect for how he handled it.
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I liked how everybody got really into it. It was really sweet. And like, they're all so excited for Lindsay. I enjoyed it a lot. Except, you know, it comes as a surprise to nobody who's really bothering me is Danielle. Because I know her and Lindsay are like on good terms, but she's saying like a lot of rude things.
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Yeah I can't get a read on her like and even next week they're sitting at the beach.
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They're sitting at the beach and she's like grilling Lindsay about the fact that Lindsay doesn't live with her boyfriend. Like it's clearly an unconventional relationship. They got pregnant by accident. They were only dating for a few months. Like they're doing their best. And like she's so critical. Like and you know what? Look inward. What do you have going on? Like she's so critical.
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If you're going to be that critical, you have to be in the perfect relationship, have the perfect life. And she's not. So shut up.
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yeah and she's pissing me off she's probably also the one carrying lindsey's beach chair like getting her a drink getting her a snack like taking care and also being so nasty like that's who she is i'm just gonna accept it and then like jesse's going on about the instagram comments that like i actually agree with lexi on so wholeheartedly especially because now she's sharing they spent all night with her parents right they met the parents they went clubbing they uh
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spent the whole night together and he's sleeping in her bed. And so it's so not an unreasonable thing for her to say about the Instagram comments. And Danielle's like, and you guys aren't even exclusive, right? Like shut up.
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No, and it's wrong, especially coming from Sierra, because she has the most experience with the guys in this house who are like douchey and like she really wants like a real relationship out of it. And they like will give her nothing. And so Lexi's over here from day one demanding excellence. And Sierra should like agree with that and support that and not be like, whoa, dude, that's so crazy.
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Now, I mean, the potatoes of the episode was the whole Hannah, Paige, Craig, Kyle thing. Yeah. And I found it so interesting. Now, the crook, like the core of the fight, Kyle's wrong. He has an issue with Hannah and he has an issue with Craig. What that has to do with Paige? Nothing. Like, and he's wrong for rage texting her. Like she, and it's mostly wrong to Amanda.
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Like, because historically, anytime he has started a fight with Paige, it has made it really difficult for Amanda. So if he was even a decent husband, he would take his grievances with Hannah out on Hannah and he would take his grievances out with Craig on Craig.
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I'm just saying we're not you and I both. We're not like, you know, the girls with a million friends.
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But now we're talking about the tenuous nature, right? We're talking about Hannah. We're talking about all. And I find it so interesting.
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Yeah. And I have a lot of sympathy for Paige because that's really hard. And these are like the two biggest things in her life, like personally, but also professionally. Summer House and Giggly Squad. And that's Amanda and that's Hannah. And that must be really hard. And so for it to be brought up again, like I understand why she like just like blacked out and got mad. Like she's 100% justified.
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It's like three years of shit that they've never talked about.
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And Kyle is wrong. Like that's also important. Like he's just wrong on both accounts. Like that is what happened with Hannah. And so what Paige is saying is like a couple of years ago, you got so mad at my friend because she did an ad with a drink company. And that's exactly what's happening with Craig right now. So it's like, we're literally in the same position.
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And I think Paige is like, I don't think Paige looks back on that time, like how it was handled positively. So she's like, I'm not doing that again. Like we're not doing this again.
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Yeah so it was kind of crazy I feel like Paige doesn't really throw down a lot and when she does like you really have to get her to a place of being really mad and that's where we got last night and then also really sad.
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Yeah, I don't know why I thought, like, her friendship with Amanda was just, like, convenient summer friendship. Like, I know her friendship with Hannah is, like, really real. And I don't know why I just thought it wasn't on the same level as the Amanda one. But apparently I was wrong.
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That was just, like, a vibe I got.
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Do you think that, like, we've seen the last of Bailey? Because they made it sound like, oh, where's Bailey? She's having boyfriend troubles. Bye. Like, we'll never see her again. It was just kind of, I felt like it was closing the chapter on her completely.
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Yeah, they were like, where's Bailey? Is she coming this weekend? And somebody's like, no, she's having boyfriend troubles. And then they moved on. And I feel like we'll never hear about her again.
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What else happened after the fight?
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Yeah. Oh, one more thing. I saw a great tweet that was, like, pointed such a, like, a lie in Kyle's story. Because Kyle's whole thing is that Craig is lying. Craig says, like, Sprint Society came to me with this opportunity, and I ran it by you, and... I told you about it and I gave you the first right of refusal. And and Kyle's like, well, you didn't. You never gave me the opportunity.
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Like I told you, I needed a minute to come up with a proposal. Meanwhile, at the table, Sierra's like, could we still invest any of the proposal right there? Yeah. Minimum twenty five thousand.
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Yeah, and I wish that at the table they had a little bit more of a referendum on Loverboy. It so needs to happen. Especially with every season, Sierra is now becoming even more influential. She's on Traders. Everybody's stock goes up the more seasons go by, and I think it starts to bother them more. And I would love to have a big roundtable discussion about it.
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No. Is she black or white? She's white. So not Donna? Well, maybe she doesn't have red hair anymore.
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The overall flaw, and I think what Amanda said, she was like, nobody knows how hard this has been on me and Kyle in our marriage. And it's like, well, what's going on is nobody really has wronged you. So it's more so that there are problems in your marriage, not problems in the outside world that are affecting your marriage.
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I don't know if this is mean to say, but like I really toggle between having a lot of sympathy for Amanda, but then also being like, this is your bed. Like he's such a bad husband and he puts her in such bad spots and it's so wrong. Last year, I feel like it was a real highlight. Like when he was, she was in a really bad place and he could not have cared less. Like, yeah.
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And I feel like he's just so terrible to her and he makes her life so hard professionally, personally, her relationships. Um, and I know like when the cameras are off, she definitely like rips him a new asshole for sure. We don't see that.
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And she's a good wife for being like somewhat supportive, as supportive as you can be for somebody who's so crazy, but also like demand better for yourself, you know?
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And I just want to shake her.
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Abigail Spencer. Do you feel like Talk to Tex is getting worse? Oh, of course, Abigail Spencer. She's not. She was actually like really kind of a light guest cameo in a couple episodes.
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That's a really good point. Like it's there. There has to be some great love. Yeah.
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Well, that's Summer House Recap. That's our show. A Nesafi.
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I mean, it's like an hour. Like, that's so regular of us. What are we, a bunch of regular degular podcasters who talk for an hour?
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Ben the Soffer. Ben the Soffer. Guys, thank you so much. True gratitude. Sending you love. Oh, let me see if I got an answer on my Russell Fox proposal.
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Sorry, say it again. I was reading something on my phone.
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Oh, I think that's kind of like an industry no-no.
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Yeah, it's like your rates are kind of personal.
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Okay, the campaign funding starts today.
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Right, how many days are between now and July? Okay. March, April, May, June. So let's say like 120 roughly. Okay.
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Oh, that's like a little out of my budget.
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She's a cutie. She's like a working actress. She's not super. She's like a recognizable fudge.
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That sounds worse than $2,000 a day.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Honestly, sounds like Summer House, which we're going to get into. But Summer House was also giving the importance of female friendships. Yeah.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
My husband has a cough. Oh. The marital bed has become a sort of personal hellscape. The cough is actually ruining my family. It's ruining my life. The cough woke me up in the middle of the night. It sounded like a high-pitched screech. And then I was up for two hours just chilling.
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her life and it's also something they've never really talked about so last night was kind of a big episode one because it was entertaining and there was a big blow up but because this like big elephant and this line that Paige walks and when she was like Giggly Squad is my whole life and I literally come to this house for two months and I can't even talk about it like I actually it was a long overdue them addressing like this huge elephant in the room and I think also with this like
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
I feel and this is just a feeling that I have based on like I feel like one time when Hannah and Paige were talking about it. I feel like Paige looks back on that time with a little bit of regret, like not defending Hannah as much as she could have. And I think that like last night's episode was her sort of resurrecting that and like not she's not going to let it happen again with Craig.
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No, no, no, no. And Hannah stands on her own two feet, but the Summer House community and people who love their podcast, the line is, it's like, these are two different people. It's not like we look back at Hannah's episodes and are like, oh, she was wronged for that. No, everyone's like,
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
holding space for two things you know that's funny it was she is she two different people like is skiggly squat like was she not able to be her self like that when she was on the show i actually didn't watch hannah's season okay but it's pretty much understood like she was the woat on the season which like everyone's entitled to look at uh very cavallari shannon ford like right just because you're a woat on reality tv does that make you a bad person and then like
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I think people got to see the real Hannah on her podcast, and that's why she's had so much success with her comedy and stuff. But it's not like we're going back and being like, no, we were seeing it wrong back then. No, she was like a shit starter, and she was like, you know, whatever. So we'll get into that. We'll get into that.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
I watched Summer House and I also watched a little bit of Desperate Housewives. I caught up with some friends over dinner at a kosher hamburger. It was partial-ish. And yeah, just a kind of a regular night for a regular girl. We're so regular.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
I'm glad you brought that up.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
There are so many different ways to eat tacos, of course. And when I speak of tacos, I am, of course, speaking of like white people, old El Paso tacos.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
That's a little more authentic. But, like, I'm not talking about, like, burrito tacos that, like, are actual Mexican food. I'm talking about, like, my assimilated tostada version. And, of course, you can do ground beef. Of course, you can do ground chicken. Some freaks do ground turkey when I was on Weight Watchers. Like, I did that. And I'm sorry. I was wrong for that.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
And then, of course, you can do shredded chicken. And I'm just, like, you know I love chicken. Chicken is my life. I have chicken every single day. I feel like shredded chicken, like, rotisserie chicken shredded and then, like, made taco-esque, like, Mexican-y. I feel like it's not the vibe.
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I feel like Olivia's favorite too. She does like to shred chicken. I don't know. It's not giving to me like authentic old El Paso. Do you know what I mean?
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
And, like, if you're just, like, a straight white American and you're inviting me over for tacos and there isn't, like, a ground beef or a ground chicken on the table, like, that's, in my opinion, not a taco night.
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Approaches you. I look outside.
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Sounds like it's going to be a really good chili.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Now, it's so funny that you brought that up. Because you never know when it's going to be your last chili of the season. Right? Right. And because, like you said, it's usually dictated by circumstance, primarily weather. And we in New York, we are far past chilly weather. It's gorgeous. It's 50, 60 degrees. It has been for the last couple of days.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
I feel like my last chilly of the winter 25 season, I feel like it's behind me. I think it's over. You didn't even get to say goodbye. I know. But that's kind of what makes it so special. It's like you never know when it's going to be your last chilly. Yeah.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
No, and any time over the last couple of months when like Ben has been rattling me off like the four things I like for dinner, he's like, well, do you want grilled chicken? Do you want chili? It hasn't been speaking to me.
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It is what it is. It is what it is. Did you hear about Dolly Parton's husband? So sad. I did. Not like a story worthy, but I'm sending her love.
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I was listening to some worship music this morning.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
You know, I was in the mood to praise.
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You know, I like I have no space in my life for new music.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
The Rascal Flatts Jonas Brothers collab is the first song on my liked. I listen to it every minute of every day. It's like the most recent song in the last couple of months that I've added to my liked. And it's like the only new song I've committed to.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
actually nick wrote that song with like other songwriters but it was like kind of nick's project that's like they're really competitive i feel like they got really competitive i could so like analyze the like dynamics of the jonas brothers all day long but i feel like because for so long it was a question of who's the lead singer joe or nick joe or nick joe or nick joe or nick and then a couple of years ago it like wasn't even a question anymore like it was clearly nick oh excuse me joe
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And Nick kind of stopped trying to vie for that spot. But now I feel like he tries to vie as like, well, I'm the real genius behind this band. I write a lot of the music. And a lot of his social media content, even this video I saw of him writing I Dare You with Shane McAnally and other big country people, he's like, yeah, fine, Joe, you can have the stage, but everybody knows I'm the brains.
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I think it worked out nicely for everybody, specifically Kevin. Do you think that they split the profits of the Jonas Brothers evenly between the three of them? I do. I do too.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
I did chat with him this morning about leaving the marital bed. And what that means for our future. Now he was...
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Yeah. Yeah, it would have been so messy.
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Yeah. I guess like it could be like 40, 40, 20. But no, that would be wrong.
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That would be wrong. And why? Like why would Kevin stick around for that?
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Jackie, like seriously, do you not like it? I like it.
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Well, my natural process is waiting for you to hear that. Sometimes I do this. Waiting for you to sing it.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
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absolutely like absolutely devastated he was shocked to hear me say that i'm like you are supposed to be my partner in all of this right and you are now actively like an obstacle in my rest and the rest of your child the baby was kicking all night the baby was very disturbed by what was going on in my home sick he said is that a cough yucky that's what the baby said to me in the middle of the night so i told ben i'm like listen you are no longer helping you're hurting
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
I feel like the last 24 hours have just been so tumultuous for me that it feels like a whole new week. Like I'm on a whole new planet now, you know?
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
Oh, I would also say my 24 hours were treacherous in the definition that we use. And also what I learned in my book, The Gift That Keeps On Giving, is that any word, no matter how it's pronounced or said, like if even if it's wrong, if it goes that way for 10 years and that's how people use the word, like that's how language works. It just becomes part of the lexicon.
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Our first story, The Kardashians, season six, premiered in the middle of the night. I should have watched that while I couldn't fall asleep. Literally in the middle of the night. I mean, the episodes drop at midnight, but you would think a premiere, like, they would have given it to us in a timely manner.
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I know, and why is nobody listening? They're straight up ignoring us. But Kardashians premiered in the middle of the night a couple of news making headlines because Khloe reunited with Lamar for the first time in nine years on the show.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
Yeah. She's talking about the trauma of unloving him and talking about their marriage and the good times and how Lamar was truly like the love of her life. Um, she had a secret meeting with him at Malika's house. She didn't tell her sisters or mom cause like Chris would have been crying and they had a conversation that I haven't,
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So like let's keep redefining treacherous.
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She's moving? She just built that house.
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about these two a little while ago yeah it seems like the conversation was probably just sad because there's two people who love each other and Chloe you know if it were up to her she would have been with him for the long term but like bigger issues were at play
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Well, that's the real shame. It wasn't.
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the news like it's not like yeah he's making things it's just reacting to things that happen because another thing that I saw was Kim was talking about the roast of Tom Brady and her experience um oh and to be clear I didn't watch the whole episode I just watched obviously Chloe and Lamar 10 minute scene no I thought that this was really interesting because she was blasting one of the comedians who pretty much just like called her a whore and then people went back and it's a comedian Tony Hinchcliffe classic
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And she was talking about how, like, that just, like, bothered her. And it's just, like, the low-hanging fruit of jokes. It is. And that, like, she never wants to do a roast again.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
Yeah, for it to be your own roast. Because even the Martha Stewart documentary, she got roasted at Justin Bieber's. But net, net, it was good for her. But still, you have to sit there and listen to those disgusting jokes about yourself. It better be good.
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Yeah, two things. Subject and then also panelist. You are open season if you're sitting up on the dais.
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People who like have their birthday party and they're like, I want it to be a roast of me.
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Yes, but it's also, like, those comics...
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Well, speaking of Tom Brady, our next story is some related news because Giselle Bunchen. Giselle Junction. Giselle Junction is now a mom of three. She has welcomed her first baby with her boyfriend, Joaquin Valente. We reported a few months ago that she was pregnant. And now she has given birth to a new bebe.
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Oh, okay. Okay. I'm going to let you go on the ride.
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Yeah. I don't think he has a lot of personal happiness. And as we said, when we found out she was pregnant, like I love this, like turning it stereotype on its head. Because typically, like after a long term marriage, like the man can go off and have another baby and men can do those things. And at a certain age, like a woman can't, but she. Because she keeps her body like a temple. Yeah.
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She's been able to flip the period. She's got like the younger man and the new baby.
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I'm not going to foist any expectations onto you.
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And it's just, it's so great for women.
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Almost scholarly. It never happens. It doesn't get to happen a lot because of just biology. Science. Yeah. No, it's really pargy.
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Yeah, probably some casual, maybe a Vogue interview.
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Are you ready for our third story? I hate to take us back here, but a new development in the Blake Lively, Baldoni saga is that Blake Lively is now facing a $7 million defamation lawsuit from the crisis publicist that she claims weaponized a digital army against her. And this is also important because like that AstroTurf situation is very much a cornerstone of our society. opinion on this matter.
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And which publicist is suing him? Jed Wallace of the Texas based crisis management firm street relations. So is this the company they were alleging facilitated the AstroTurfing? Yes. He is suing her alleging defamation. This comes after she filed the petition on January 21st, requesting a deposition from Wallace, which was then rescinded Tuesday, according to Wallace's lawsuit.
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So, um, her PR team, um, claimed that he weaponized a digital army around the country from New York to L.A. to create seed and promote content that appeared to be authentic on social media platforms and internet chat forums.
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Now his lawyers are claiming in a new lawsuit that her petition conceded that Lively has no facts supporting the allegations she made against Wallace and Street in the precursor, which made headlines around the world as she now apparently under the threat of sanctions from one of the plaintiff's attorneys sought to investigate the scope of Mr. Wallace's conduct.
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So now this part is even up for debate.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
So this will be big in terms of what happens here, just in terms of how we perceive this case. But also just everyone slinging these lawsuits around, like she filed against him. So then he filed against her and he's deposed. Like it's very confusing.
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Yeah, I saw that. Also, yeah, Taylor's a little bit included here too. From one meeting? From the meeting, but don't forget the song. Yeah, but the song. I think she like took over with the soundtrack is what I was seeing.
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I don't know who's saying. Right. I don't know who's saying.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
tumultuous. Like I just had the worst night, not to start off complaining, but I just had the worst night's sleep, more sickness in the house. Charlie with the ear infection this morning.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
Well, how's your new commute, by the way? I feel like you talked a lot about your old commute and a lot about how you were looking forward to the new one. But like, what's it been like? I don't even know where our new studio is.
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You know, like to place myself in the context of everything my sisters experienced this morning. I feel like I really match the studio today. Oh, you know what? I had a thought about the frames that I wanted to say. Oh, okay. Are you reframing? No, so this is what I was thinking. Because, of course, we've been making so many jokes about the frames. And people really, really don't like them.
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If they want her out of there, they can just deport her.
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But she's also like shining a spotlight on their dereliction of duty. So of course the officials want her out of there.
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Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Switching gears as we head into our Real Housewives recap. Housewives set.
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Okay, I'm sorry. Well, our fifth and final story, Housewives related, but Rebecca Minkoff confirms that she is not returning to Real Housewives of New York after her one season. So the friend of the cast confirmed her exit from the Bravo show via Instagram on Tuesday amid speculation that she was on her way out. She posted to her Instagram saying, 2025 is a new beginning for me.
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And it's like, why would we continue to do something out of spite that people don't like? And so I imagined myself taking down the frames. And it made me sad because... I like them. I feel like we never said that. Like, I feel like we just are being like stubborn. But I just want to say like, I personally really like them and I would consider taking that down.
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I'm with current events in the world. I'm being reminded the importance of family, friends, and community now more than ever.
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You don't need to bring in the events. Family, friends, and community were...
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
important six months before here we go no like i i hate shit like this like just either you don't have to tell us by the way like i wouldn't be confused if you told me you were leaving i wouldn't it's not like the best most amazing show with the most wonderful opportunity like you can leave it's okay yeah she shared her intentions to focus on her family and her career as much as i have learned along the way with the franchise and fans i wanted to reprioritize what that what means the most to me designing giving back supporting women and raising my family this is like such a flop
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No, and to be one season wonder, friend of, never made it all the way. Like that's just not what you're looking, like seeking out when you sign on to the show.
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Yeah, probably personal fame. And just like that's good for your business and rising tides raise all shides. And it's been really good for a lot of women who one came on successful or two created success for themselves like Bethany. But also like even like Lisa Rinna, Kathy Hilton, like all of those women who were famous before had like long careers on Housewives.
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Even though Lisa Rinna is not on the show anymore, like it was good for Lisa Hilton.
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That feels right based on what I've seen. Yeah, so just like big L for Rebecca Minkoff.
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But that makes me sad because I really like them.
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That is so interesting. And she was yelling at him too?
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And was he only turned because of the NDA thing and he wanted to just have a conversation and see her and then
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I thought you would enjoy that. Maybe she will. Maybe like this actually will drum up interest. Like this would be good for her because now everyone would listen.
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Love it. I almost forgot. I'm really not well.
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Yeah. I just feel like we never said how much we'd like them. We were just like sticking it to the maniosis. No, no. This whole like aesthetic is our choice.
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We love it. And so I won't take them down because that would make me sad. I would climb into bed and I start feeling sad. Right.
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That's actually not where I was thinking it was. So I am so glad to know where you are in this world.
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Then he was up throughout the night last night. And when he woke up at two 30, I woke up and like, I had full body aches, chills. My throat was killing me. So I took one of my, um,
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Not this week. And Southern Charm Recap. Oh, is that today? No, that's Friday, but it's Sandwich Between. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. All the things we do on Friday.
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I actually think of all the reality shows, the cast members in person are some of the best people.
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They're also more like real people. I guess other reality shows, they live in LA or New York and they're very like celebrity. But like Southern Charm, it's just like seriously filming real people living in Charleston. And then when the cameras go down, like they go back to their regular lives.
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Yeah. Yeah. They don't like step into the villain role. They're just being themselves. They're just villains. And I do also feel like Southern charm has been coming up a lot in the, in the culture. So like, it's good that I'm staying on top of it, you know?
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I don't just do it like for my health.
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No. Should I want to start a fight with you? Like, did you do something to me? I don't know.
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Not to my knowledge. No. That's really been my last 24 hours, editing Redheads and... Oh, and we can't add a fifth host because, like, the way this show looks when it's edited, like, the amount of cuts, it's so crazy. So, no. And then just, like, sickness. So I'm really hoping for brighter days ahead. And... Hopefully like I don't get much worse.
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high dose ibuprofen that I got prescribed when I gave birth like shout out to that prescription the gift that keeps on giving and I woke up feeling much better but like my back is hurting again now so it's just I'm in the thick of it I'm not even gonna pretend like I know what's going on in the world this morning was just so crazy like Bruno's already getting groomed we had a window replaced this morning like it's just nothing's going on in the world I can assure you
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Hopefully like this is it for me, this low grade flu.
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It does feel like that. I keep forgetting it's the Super Bowl this weekend. Yeah.
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That's all I've seen from the Super Bowl, right? Oh, when I saw a picture of Jalen and Patrick Mahomes wearing the same outfit, twinning, like on purpose. On purpose? Oh, cute, cute, cute. Yeah, it was like a track suit.
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I think he's been gracious to his own detriment because he has allowed people. They're not scared of him. They're not scared to ask him embarrassing questions. And I think that if they got more of a cold shoulder like other athletes give them when they ask stupid questions, they would come correct. Yeah.
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Yeah. He's got to put his foot down. He's got to bring out mean Travi.
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It's been wild. And then I was up late last night editing the redheads, which dropped today. So if you want to hear my better self, check that out.
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Damn. Well, yes, the Super Bowl this weekend. What are you doing for the Super Bowl?
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Yeah, what about you? I'm watching my nine neighbors.
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They're hosting, which is so nice for me. Oh, that's good. At least you're not like opening up your home to people who aren't me. And what time does the game start? Does anyone know? It's probably. I think it's late. Yeah. So then I'll have to come home for like to put the boys down and then I'll stay watching here.
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So that way I'll get like the social element and I can also hopefully make it at home for like halftime show and like the entertainment. Yeah.
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You're 100% right. Because also I've been like looking for stories all morning. And I forgot it was the Super Bowl on Sunday. Like it's not.
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I don't know. Maybe it'll ramp up soon.
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Maybe it'll ramp up soon because right now only the players are there. Like the celebrities and influencers probably get there for the weekend.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
Well, now it is time, without further ado, for the Fast Five stories that you need to know.
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But also make language mean something again and don't use it. Malama. Don't use it extraneously.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Jackie and I wore them all summer long, but it is really annoying when you have to go to the bathroom and take the entire dress off. It's just not sustainable, especially if you're in a season of your life like I am, where you're peeing roughly every 30 minutes. And that's why I really like the active dresses from Roback.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Oh, did you see that Rachel Zegler clip? I'm on the side of X. And I can only hope that everything I do and every premiere, they will line up to see me.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah, also, I think the show requiring her to live in New York is really crazy. Like, Kelly's not the elk of a New Yorker, and I forget why, but, like, a week or two ago, I was actually Googling trying to find out where Kelly Clarkson lives, like, not to be a freak, but I was just curious because, oh, we were talking about it on the toast, but, like, she probably lives in Westchester or whatever.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
People were like, no, she lives in the city.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I don't see that for her, especially at her kids. Like, that's just not Kelly. So I actually understand lifestyle-wise why she wouldn't want to live here, although I'm sure they could make it work in which she does her show out of Nashville. Yeah. And if NBC wants her that bad, that's easy.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Like when you do a daily show, like things happen. So Kelly has to like. It's so hard. And when she has kids, like it's hard not to be like a conspiracy theorist. But I actually don't think anything happened.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
But like she's in a great position because she probably doesn't need the money. She probably likes doing the show, but not more than she likes her life, you know, her personal life. So great. If you want to give me everything I want and build a studio in my house on a ranch. Sure. If not, like being able to walk away, it's powerful.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah. I guess the hard thing is like people who are doing press go to New York and they go to L.A. for press. Like that's literally it. There's not like a stop in Nashville unless you're a country music singer.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Like I love, I love Kelly and like, I love her show. I love Kelly. Okay. I love what it's done for her. But at the same time, I'm not like a big fan of the show itself. So like quit. I love that for you.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Well, that's powerful. Yeah. Like nobody can say that. Nobody can say that they had a successful daytime show that like they usually used to rip it from their hands. Right.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
So, and maybe this would leave time for her to like do more pop star stuff, which I would like.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Do you think that she was quoting a monologue there? Cause it's like, is she doing a self tape for an audition?
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I do like her hosting era. Like I love, but I was, I'm ready for her to be like a normal celebrity. Like who does interviews? She kind of does. And it's a lot of her work is not about her. Right. She's like learning from other people. Boring. I want to hear about Kelly. Yeah.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
even that story she told on Kylie Kelsey's podcast that we talked about yesterday about like the person who's hosting, who's judging the voice right now, who was mean to her. Like she is interesting. Let's hear, what about Kelly?
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I know. And it's not very Gen X of me, like, to not be watching it.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
No, I follow them on TikTok. Like, I watch all their clips.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
It really does. You kind of get the essence of the show.
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And I'm so proud of her, you know? Yeah. And I think, I don't know, I don't really remember where she was at culturally in 2019, but the show did wonders for her, right? Especially Kelly Oki with TikTok, like really introduced her to a younger audience. She's now like the cover queen. There's like so many jokes in pop culture. Don't like Kelly Clarkson.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
cover one of your songs so i really feel like it was very good for her she spoke i remember on watch happens live about how like she's had a lot of peaks and valleys in her career and like you know it's been difficult at times to get people to want to make music with her and now she's so like out of that she's like a bona fide icon now and i think a large part due to the show and then nbc like i think tapping her toast like seriously oh yeah it could be proper up anymore even before she was on nbc like nobody was stumping harder for kelly clarkson
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Even though if Kelly has like a clock winding down on her time in New York, that means she also has a clock winding down on her likelihood of coming on the toast. So let's just put it out there again. Kelly, please.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
No, no, she does. I'm telling you. We heard from her team once when she was doing chemistry.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
crickets she doesn't want to come on stop saying that like she does I know she does but then she wait I met her I met her and I told her about the toes do we do we forget that at the Celine Dion Amazon Prime event and she was obviously she was aware of the swirlitude she had a swirly next turn she was like that's the swirlies and she was like so nice and I told her about my 5k like I love her Jackie she's coming stop she's coming hashtag Kelly is coming
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
No, no, no. Yeah. She's quote, there is a quote, but, but is the whole thing perhaps like a famous monologue from a play? It sounds like she's literally auditioning for something.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Don't give up. No, I don't. Don't give up for real.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
If they sing that, like seriously, kill me. Call me if they do. Okay.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Okay, by the way, it makes me feel better. I have seen Rascal Flats. You and I went in Dallas. We had the best time. So I've heard them sing that song.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Oh, they didn't sing that when we were together. And I just want to say, actually, I'm Moving On is not the song that I will kill myself if they sing. If they sing How They Remember You, that is my 13th reason.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I love that song. It's not on the set list. It's such a powerful message. Did you make them laugh? Did you make them cry? Did you quit, or did you hide?
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
They're not singing I'm Moving On, or they are?
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That's what I'm doing these days. No, that's a tearjerker.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yes, they do some worship music. I do know that. It's part of their set list. Maybe that's when you go to the bathroom or something.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
They're best-selling songs, like What Hurts the Most, Bless the Broken Road. Like, to me, play a deep cut. Yeah, play your Justin Bieber collab.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Me and my gang. That's literally me, you, Romeo, and Bruno.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I could be having the time of my life at a concert. But like when I know it's the time to leave to beat the traffic, especially like at MSG or something like I don't care what happens next. I'm out. I know. I care more about the efficiency of the exit than anything else.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Of course. I was also like in the thick of first trimester nausea. I was going to die at that stadium.
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Yeah, no, I'm with you. Like my obsession with efficiency and like beating lines trumps any song.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
You driving past all the cars that are still parked. People haven't even got like that feeling.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
No, no, she does. She's playing Evita in the West End.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Of course they did. But that's just another problem. I'm not going to forgive them for that. I'm not going to forgive them either. And I wouldn't even be mad if you never forgave me for letting you take the fall for that. When the reason we left was me.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I know, I know. Jackie like loves to take, she's like, yeah, bring it on. Whereas I was like feeling so guilty. I was just like dying and Ben was texting Jackie like, can you please get Claudia out of there? Like I was so not okay.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Jackie is seriously like, she is fueled on moments like that.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
It doesn't go on IMDb, which is a big deal, but movie-wise, no, she doesn't. I don't know if that's common. I don't think it is.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
She's still a podcaster at heart. Like she's still giving us the drama.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I bet Garcelle feels that way too. Yeah. Even though like Garcelle has less of a relationship with her than Dorit. Like their time on the show.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
see I don't think it's like really contentious with Garcelle I think it's like they barely knew each other and now like I'm sure she doesn't want to be surrounded by people she doesn't know like that might be how I felt I just feel like for Garcelle like the hits start coming and they don't stop coming like this woman can't get to break right now yeah whereas like I actually don't think it was like evil Garcelle's not a mean person like I just think I can understand how she got to the conclusion where I was like maybe Teddy doesn't need to hear from me
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
She is playing somewhat of a large sought-after role in the West End of London.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
So it really wasn't until yesterday that I saw this news about Teddy Mellencamp that it actually set in that she has cancer. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. I feel like up until this point, she's always been really vocal about her melanoma and how she's had so many surgeries to get skin cancers removed from her back. And it's always like she said, mom comes back.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
And then even with this tumor thing, it's like, okay, she had a crazy brain surgery, but she's fine. Yeah. Now I'm like understanding that she has brain cancer. Like, yeah, there's like a high like I think I was reading up. It's like a 50 50 shot of making it through.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
And then also what I had read was that like when you have tumors pushing on your brain like that, it can really affect your decision making skills. And so so much of what I think what we were seeing before she knew she had the tumors, like her alleged affair with her horse trainer, like can perhaps be pointed to her tumors. Yeah.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Which I thought was crazy. But you see that like on SVU, like when somebody has a tumor and then they start doing crazy things and they like plead insanity because the tumor was pushing on their frontal lobe.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
You know, I don't think she was like crazy, like, you know, chaos. But like when you do something out of character, like step out on your husband, like maybe...
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I'm not up on it, it's just like a fun fact that I happen to know and it keeps coming up. I keep being able to pull it out of my back pocket. I don't know if she's there yet actually. But I know she plans to be there.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
They would just, like, forget the divorce for now.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah, especially just, like, if anything happens, like, you're the kid's guardian. Like, you just want to, like, keep it cool.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Me too. I just assumed that they were like putting the divorce on pause for now.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
She makes it so hard to be a kitty cat. Like, she's seriously indefensible when she does shit like this.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Oh my god. I'm vomiting. This is actually setting women back.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Today's a special day. It's my husband's birthday.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I'm thinking I might post on Instagram to my prisoner.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah. With like the merch launch this morning, I wasn't able to commit to like the heartfelt montage. I'll do it later today because I know Ben loves it. a birthday montage and like a public declaration of love.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
So here's my public declaration of love, even though he'll never hear it because he doesn't listen to my podcast. But if he did, he would hear me say, Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, Buongelicious. Happy birthday to you. I feel like Skylar from Breaking Bad, the fact that you haven't watched that show is so crazy. Well, I want to say thanks to Ben for a great year.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
It wasn't like other years. We spent most of it inside in bed. I loved every minute of it, but who knows if he actually did or if he's just lying because he doesn't want to enrage me. Either way, I'll take it.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
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Oh, this is huge news for people who are Jackie.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Can you explain like to us non-mothers like what co-sleeping is and why it's bad?
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
But the American Academy of Pediatrics don't approve?
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
And like, what position are we co-sleeping in? Like on your chest?
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Is it considered bad because you are asleep? Cause like if a baby takes a nap and you're watching something on the couch, like that's not bad, right?
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I could have guessed that Kourtney was co-sleeping.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I haven't caught up on this week's episode.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah, I saw a TikTok that really made me reframe, like, mom brain, where it was like, oh, like, ask the mom, like, hey, well, like, where'd you put that hat? And she's like, I don't know. And then she was like, oh, my mom brain is so bad. My girl Shauna, you guys know I'm always talking about Shauna. She does the skits.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
So it was like they were asking the mom in the skit, like, when was the last time baby ate? How many ounces? Like, she was recalling crazy information, like, about the baby's food. But it's like, okay, you can't find the hat. Like, who gives a fuck? Like, you're kind of elevated now.
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Well, whatever it is. I love you. Happy birthday to you. My Aries king.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
It is closely being considered like more like of the granola elk of mothers. Yeah. Yeah. OK, because I would have guessed Courtney as a co-sleeper. You would. Yeah. I like don't really want it like that. I don't really want to co-sleep mostly because like selfishly sounds like you yourself get really bad sleep.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I feel like I can understand how you get there. Of course, if the baby won't sleep anywhere else, the baby's got to sleep.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Of course. And don't do what someone's doing just because they're a celebrity. Do what works for you and your family.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Cool. Well, we have a TV recap. Summer House, two weeks in a row. Now, I feel like, at least for us, last week's episode was highly anticipated because it was finally the conversation between Craig and Kyle. Let me tell you, I was bored and I didn't care. I am so obsessed with what's going on between Jesse, Lexi, and Ciara.
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And I'm really surprised to see that not a lot of people are sharing my thoughts on it. Which is why. Because I think a lot of people, especially in the house, are championing Jesse and Ciara. And for so many reasons, it's such a bad idea. One, Ciara has to stop dating these guys from the house. They just hurt her. She's so hurt still from Wes. He's literally Wes 2.0. Look what he's doing.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Aries, I'm old. I'm so over horoscopes. I was never under them, to be clear. But I feel as though we as a society have taken it way too far.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
And so the fact that you're a willing participant in... What if Wes had done this to you last season with a different girl? He would have. The fact that she's a willing participant is actually really disappointing me. I feel like... She's such a girl's girl. And like, while he was more of the aggressor and like the pursuing her, she didn't tell him to stop. And like, she didn't not participate.
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And so even all the other girls being like, they have such great chemistry, like really shipping them. Like, why are we doing this?
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Oh, Luke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yes, but the context of the whole weekend, your leg is turning me on, the foursome, like him doing all of those things, maybe if it had just been one conversation, yes.
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And then telling everyone. I feel so. Oh my God.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I really wanted her to dump him right then and there at softball.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yes. Someone who would love someone like that.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I was really for like, he was pissing me off so much. It was so the definition of like love bombing. The second she's gone, like you're back to being, it was so disappointing. And then just to see like everyone in the house, like gassing him up. Yeah.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
yeah and like that really annoyed me because I like to think of it in the context of like let's say last summer Sierra was gone and Wes then had a party and was playing with girls in the house and girls at the party like they all would have defended Sierra now I know they barely know Lexi but they're all like self-proclaimed girls girls like when Amanda was like they really like oh my god it was pissing me off so underhanded and I think they're they were getting credit for like even telling Lexi about but it was Lindsay
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
And instead of like, and by the way, that's the type of behavior they're always like wanting from these guys when it comes to like Sierra. Right. Yeah. So now a girl in their house finally got like one of the guys to settle down and they're not championing it at all.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
No, and they wanted to work out for Ciara and Jesse, which is honestly, like, bad advice to Ciara. It is. It really is. She should not be with him. She needs to stop dating men in the house. Yeah. She's too good for them.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
No, Lexi's new. You have to, like, on your first season, like, remember Paige and Karl Radke. Like, you kind of just, like, have to. It's, like, a rite of passage. And I actually think she liked him.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah, and it is... It's really crazy. Like, they weren't exclusive, and they weren't having sex, but, like, they were... Like, for every weekend up until this point, they've been sleeping in her bed together. So for the next weekend, you to be, like, so shamelessly flirting with multiple girls, and then the toe-sucking thing, like, it's so wrong of him. It's such, like... I know you, I agree.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
He's not a bad person, but it's such bad, mean behavior. Like, I'm sorry. At some point, like your recklessness and hurting people while that maybe not is your intention. Like you're hurting people. You're, you're bad.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Agreed. I happen to have loved the kickball. It reminded me of when the Jersey Housewives, Maimonides. I don't know what it is about reality stars playing competitive, like intramural. It's brilliant. I was laughing so hard when Paige caught the last ball. And then Wes catching that ball and literally breaking his neck. I thought that was so funny. I need more of that.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
and is it even though that is how like summer share houses are that's like what the show is about now i know it's like a family they have dinner whatever but like usually people use it as they pay for a room they go out they bring girls back like that's what a summer share house in the hamptons is but yes i agree with you go get a summer share house in the hamptons don't be on my television show and we're not that i even want to see these girls because well is it because like he's getting home so late and there's no time for them to sign a release but like why is the the identity of every single one of the girls we don't even see a foot
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
When I think of Jersey Shore, how so much of the show was them bringing back girls, some of the girls' faces were blurred, but a lot of them obviously signed releases and were a part of the drama. I literally don't even see what these girls are wearing.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I feel like it's because they bring them back in the middle of the night, and the middle of the night footage is all the house cameras. It's not like cameramen. They go to sleep.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Now, I want to talk about Carl, Lindsay, and... Lil. Lil. Thank you. I can never remember her name. Jackie was texting me, like, her thoughts on Summer House. She's like, Lil is so... I'm like, who is Lil? Like, I didn't realize that was her name. I'm sure... I think a lot of the sentiment is like, well, Lindsay, like, we're meeting a dead horse. You're pregnant. Why do you care? Like, whatever.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
It's so stupid. Like I actually, even my obsession with talking about myself doesn't even help. Like it's, I'm sorry, I know this is like offensive to like a wide ranging group of people, but I seriously think it's the stupidest thing ever.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I am so with Lindsay on this. Like, Carl is running...
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
yes no not only that like letting him he's been running around like Paige I haven't had sex with anyone in a year like I'm so hard therapy la la meanwhile like were you actually you know this girl while you're engaged so it's not all you know cut and dry you're like this victim mentality is a little unwarranted especially because you broke up with her don't forget that he broke up with her right don't forget that but I just wonder like why he didn't get with Lil in the last six months like
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
so they even connected over the summer yeah of course he breaks up with lindsey and i'll give him the benefit of the doubt that he's like he needed a couple of months but like why are they just reconnecting when cameras are now yeah i don't know um and this soft bar party i first of all it was such a nice party like with the big coach bus from the city and he said he already invested a hundred thousand dollars of his own money like i have such a pit it's giving schwartz and sandy it's like
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Because I think it's as a partner who's going to share finances with you. What Lindsay did was 100 percent right. But then but I understand the friends being like, this is so not my problem. So, yeah, sure. Of course.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
And now we have the gift of hindsight because we know that this is one whole ass year ago and the bar still has not launched. The bar is now raising money from the fans, which is kind of like a really terrible sign. And it looks even stupider. Yeah.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
And when they were doing that clip of everybody talking about how happy they are for Carl that he's like found this thing that he's passionate about. I was like, damn, this make Lindsay look really, really bad. But then you're right. They were then obviously asked like a more leading question being like, do you think that this is a wise investment? And everybody in their own way said no.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
And I'm like, oh, I guess we all agree that this is stupid. So you're actually like you are being you're being a safe friend, but you're not being a good friend. Yeah.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
No, and him having a Zoom call that like appeared to have eight people on it about ice. Like I felt really sad.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I think this is such a stupid idea. And the thing is, is like people in the sober community also think it's a stupid idea. Yes. I think a huge part of like reaching, you know, peak sobriety is being able to, you know, go out to dinner with somebody who's having a drink. Like you need to be around it to assume that like your trigger is not going to come up in the world.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
You can't really be healed until you're at a place where you can confront it. Um, so I think spaces like this, while they, they are really nice, um, It's not a good way to consistently live, right? Like only going to soft bars.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Okay, okay. Okay. It's just, it's like a train wreck. I don't know how this whole thing is going to end, but watching it.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
And that's when you sell alcohol as your biggest moneymaker.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
He made me laugh when he was sitting with Paige and someone else and they were asking if he had sex with Lexi and he obviously didn't want to say it and there was some random guy sitting next to him. And I was laughing so hard, but I also was like, why was that guy sitting there? Don't they set the scene? It's like a private party. It's not like, why was that guy there?
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I forgot about her. She was kind of. I think. I literally don't even remember anything about her. I understand why they showed her. She was a little bit necessary. She was like moving good information. Right. She was she was a necessary messenger. But I do think that might be the last we see of her. Like she's really only shown on an as needed basis.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
She flew in all the way from Paris to model the girly baby tee. She is wearing it looking pargy. Hey, Jax, how you doing?
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
So the there's also like theories that she was kicked off the show mid production.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Oh, right. Oh, yeah. So when they were, when they announced in December that they broke up, it was like the most shocking thing. If I had seen one clip of this show, I would not be surprised at all. Like, this is clearly a relationship where the wheels are coming off. And Andy keeps saying this every time I watch Shopping Live, and he's really right for repeating it. Like, it's shocking that...
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
They are because they have this weird hobby, but you know what? They don't give a fuck and they get made fun of all the time and it only emboldens them.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Craig doesn't see because he's so in love with Paige that she like she has one foot out the door like they are so not compatible at this moment there was a time where they were compatible people change and that's fine um and he is not seeing or feeling any of that like even that conversation by the door wait about the phone when she was like sit back yeah that was funny and he was just like so earnest and like wait why am I sitting back like no and the
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
If they were in a good place, that would have been funny. But now it's not funny. And then that conversation downstairs by the door in front of Jesse Solomon about being a priority. I was like, oh, this is like a relationship. You know when you see people fighting in front of you and you're like, oh, yikes. I never thought that they were that type.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
But now, clearly the last few months of their relationship were not good.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
More money than you. Even though I could have guessed that like at this point in their careers, just like knowing what I know about like the media landscape. Yeah, that she makes a lot of money.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Who are we? We're Jax and Claire, hosts of The Toast. Today's gonna be a fabulous episode. It is our last episode of the week, which obviously is devastating for the listeners, exciting for the hosts. But it's kind of not because the reason why there is no show tomorrow is Jax is taking like a road trip with like her sister, who's not me, to go see their favorite- They're all going?
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
he probably makes a little bit more from reality tv because he's been on longer but in terms of like her brand deals her podcast her amazon fashion her influencer stuff i know what you get paid for that and she's crushing it but it was like starting to sound like craig is broke literally even though he's like the most successful one on his on his show but she has really like out she's she's kind of having a moment that nobody has had before like he
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah, so... But yes, he's not poor by any means, but she's just crushing it.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Right, even her show, Summer House, like you can live in Charleston and vacation in the Hamptons.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Like, I actually think Paige would champion that. Like, well, maybe not now because it's, like, gotten contentious.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah. They've known each other for a while.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I know. And she probably was like so embarrassed to find out like information on camera. Like you have to like temper your reaction. Ew. No and it's like it kind of honestly I'm glad it was the toe sucking because something like that can give you the ick and you know what that's the easiest way to get over someone like they did something gross.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah. I want to shout out to Lindsay for being like an actual real one.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
She has no like real stake in this. She's not super close with any of the girls besides Gabby. So like she has information and she's a reality star and she's given it. I'm sorry. I love her. Like her scenes are so funny when she said that she couldn't make it to the soft bar launch party because she's having her nursery painted and then she has to watch the paint dry.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
She is a great reality star. I don't know if how much longer really her life can fit into Summer House. And we're getting so little of her. Like, it doesn't behoove her. It doesn't behoove us. And it's okay to, like, grow out of things. And, you know, someone on this show needs to, like, grow up. It's not going to be the 43-year-old Kyle. So maybe it'll be Lindsay.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
And I think that's just what Roni needs. And I think it's just what she needs. I think it's a great idea.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Right. We know she has a proven track record. Yeah. And Andy did not dispute. He said, I've seen a lot of people saying that like Paige and Lindsay should be on Roni. And he said that he didn't think Paige would be on it, but he did not say that about Lindsay. Yeah. And I don't think Paige should be on it.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
That is good. That's our show, you guys. Our final show of the week. I hope everybody has been able thus far to get merch. If they haven't, head to shoptoastmerch.com. We have a bunch of items still available. And if any of your favorite items are not available, they are available for pre-order. So they'll just ship in five to six weeks.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Thank you so much for listening to the Toast the Monday Morning Show. We're ready to live the Fast Five Stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching this on YouTube, please don't forget to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
We're also available as a podcast center, podcast community, podcast, Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, public radio, iHeartRadio, CastBox, all the places where you listen to podcasts. Find us at Toasty with a five-star review about how beautiful, about how stunning, and about how wickedly talented we are.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
And they're going to see Rascal Flatts. The hits start coming and they don't stop coming. I wish I was waking up tomorrow just to go to work for a regular Friday. But no, instead I'll probably have to throw my phone out the window. I know this is like a much smaller scale of how you felt when we all went to the Aero store and had to leave you behind because of Circlogio.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
And it was all of your friends from college. So I can't even begin to complain and, like, relate to what you went through back then. But you also don't have crippling, like, FOMO like I do. And it's good. I've booked plans for the weekend. Like, I'm going to stay busy so I can – I seriously – I might have to block you and Margot.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
And Olivia now. I didn't realize Olivia was going.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
What about – Like Gavin DeGraw. No, you wouldn't.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I'm so jealous. Have the best time. Like, seriously.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Well, it's Ben's birthday, so I've planned a little something, you know. You have a big weekend planned. A little spa weekend retreat. Yeah, but I think I'm free in the morning if you.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah, not as fun as, honestly, love my husband as going to rascal flats with my sisters.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I mean, I would because we didn't take anything else, but no. I was just having this conversation with someone. The concept of a baby moon is really nice, but it's so crazy to me because I know a lot of people go like, Far, you know? And I don't know, I feel weird about being any further from the doctor than Florida, honestly. I've been to Florida a couple of times.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
That's the only place I've really been in my pregnancy. And I don't know, I just feel like, you're going to Zimbabwe. What about your doctor? What about your doctor?
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
So you would have to go not after five months.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah, that's just not me. So, sure, this is like a mini baby moon.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Okay, so it's just a moon. Full moon. I think the phrase full moon is really funny, like in terms of like... Like when you moon someone, like it's your tushy, right?
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Oh, I was thinking about like tushies. And when you say you're mooning someone.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
But it's tushy, right? It's not. I think it could be. No, I don't think lifting up your boobies is calling mooning. Like that's flashing.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Mooning is to expose one's buttocks to someone in order to insult or amuse them. So it's just tushy.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
And is that because, I mean, I'm thinking through my own lens, like I know not everybody has like an ass as white as the moon, but mine is like so white, literally the color of the moon. Is that where the phrase originates from or no?
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
The shape too, right? Okay, wait, my phone is easier to talk into. Hold on. Where does the term mooning originate from?
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
The word moon has been used in English to describe the shape of a person's buttocks. You were right, shape. Not me centering myself in my extremely pasty white ass.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Mooning as a form of insult or protest can be tracked back even further.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Historical accounts suggest that mooning was used by Roman soldiers as a form of mockery. And there are documented instances of it in medieval Europe as well. One famous example occurred in 1346 during the siege of Calais when a Frenchman allegedly mooned English troops. The modern usage of mooning as a term of deliberately exposing one's backside is
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
gained popularity in the 20th century, particularly in Western pop culture, college pranks, and protest movements. Would you like to know more about specific historical mooning incidents?
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I guess, like, now that I'm thinking about it, like, me and Ben definitely, like, moon each other. Like...
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Like Ben will be like working. I'm like, look, it's my tissue. Like, I think it's like funny, but I guess it is mooning. Yeah. What am I like a frat kid?
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I'm doing it for mocking. No amusement exclusively entertainment. And then Ben will do it too.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yes. So I am wearing one of our sold out items. It is the green toasty tee.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
really cracking up I don't know why like saying it is like mooning it's just funnier than like I showed my tushy like whatever you showed your tushy like whatever that Ben's working and you're like hey yeah no like not so much these days because I'm not like in love with my body not that I really ever was but you know there were times in my life where I was a little bit more comfortable French soldier did it because he's in love with his body maybe he did it as like a vicious act of self-love
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Such a little history and vocabulary lesson of the day. Word of the day, mooning. Try using it in a sentence. I hope not sporadically, of course.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
We've got Southern Charm. Nope. Summer House.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Literally. And you and I weren't able to watch last week because we were gallivanting in New York City being socialized. So today's TV recap is going to be a little extra juicy. We've got two episodes to recap.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
So what you're saying is they've come together. Very Beatles of you. Yeah. I don't think I would say that. Part of the show where we issue corrections from the day prior, I have to take responsibility for something. I was on here bragging, like, nobody got me for April Fools.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Meanwhile, when I was, like, telling everybody that I read Mickey Madison, Mickey Madison was going to be Cass's yoga owner, and that was, like, kind of crazy because she's not Asian. Turns out that was from an account called Poo Crave, not Pop Crave. It's, like, a parody account. They make up news. And I...
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah, a couple of items. The mug and the tote, but you can still order all these things. Oh, you mean this?
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
more often catch myself but I really believed it because it's kind of a good call that's what I'm saying and it's sad for Mikey Madison that she's not being even considered for we don't know that yeah maybe someone will see that and be like that feels right like inspiration so I'm sorry to have spread false information you know that goes against everything I believe in and I'm here to do better and listen and learn thank you for clearing that up and in the battle against disinformation I will do better
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah, I just didn't, like, fully put together, like, I had been the victim of a prank.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Right, the Dyson Eyebrow Brush. Yeah. Yeah. There wasn't anything that, like, was launched that, like, I really needed. Yeah. There's always next year. Yeah.
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
So funny. So funny.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
She's taking on the burden. She takes it all with me. She puts you to shame, yeah.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Maybe it is our money.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
No, I loved it. Yeah, I think a lot of what you shared in the special, we feel, and Claudia's pregnant and I have two kids, and when you go through this time of your life of having kids, you realize how magical it is and how incredible and miraculous it is what the female body does. And we talk about it, and I feel like as women our age, we're like, wow, yeah, that was crazy.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah. To hear it from a man's POV with a comedic take is something we've never heard before. And I'm sure also men felt the same. Do you feel like the response from this has been so different from everything else?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah, just putting such a positive emphasis on family and child making and rearing.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
What's going on here, Doc? The wand, the wand.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
That makes you dislike women.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
A thousand percent. It's different when it's about women in general versus your wife.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Oh, no, I'm with the rules are the rules.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Look at you saving us money. Oh, my god.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And in that moment, that person thinks that they crushed it.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And then you're bringing them joy. You're giving them a, no, I knew we were going to get a ticket from two weeks later. Bang, right to your fucking doorstep.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
We were just justified. You sound like a naggy, bitch wife, but that's what it takes to be a wife sometimes. Give me an example.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
So it's a Jewish name where you hail from.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I feel like if he's cleaning, he's cleaning. Take the win.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
But it is what it is. Yeah, like you're really doing it for you.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Like, what are you talking about?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
This is why we wanted to ask you, because we do a lot of advice stuff on our show, and we've had a couple confounding ones. Yes, yes, yes. We wanted to get a male opinion, because these are Jackie's.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
That's actually a good reason for avoiding commitment because you're scared that it will be the wrong one.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And it's easier to get out of something that's not solid. Exactly, right?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
If it's a loose commitment. Interesting.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
You don't want to see his feet. He actually doesn't have toenails sometimes.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
This is so good for you. It makes you feel better.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah, that's a really good take. Like, for us, we're just like, all this stuff, like, these aren't deal breakers, this is like...
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
You can get icked out about anything. And also an ick doesn't mean you should break up with someone.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
So if you're just like counting all the ways this person is like cringy and embarrassing. That's so mean. That's just you're not going to like them.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I actually think that. This is actually not me being the naggy bitch wife, but I was wondering if I was wrong in this situation because I was having a disagreement with my husband. We didn't reach an argument.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
When I'm in the car with my husband, and our kids were doing a weekend outing, and if I go into the console to get a piece of gum or hand sanitizer. She's in the passenger seat. I'm in the passenger seat, he's driving, and if I take out the hand sanitizer, I'll use it, and then I put it away, and I shut the console, and he goes, were you gonna offer me some?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And I'm like, can't you just ask when you see I'm using it if you would like some?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Thank you. Thank you.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
So they're forgiving?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Oh, they like that.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
It's an easy one to get into it, but it's a focus on education, yeah?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Like that was, it was just a means to an end. She needed to graduate in order to get engaged.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
So if I missed your wife, that was more on me.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yo, you know what I realized?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
She was like this nice, but I'm cold.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Can we go to Chanel? No, no, no. It's a little chilly in here. I can't read this book with this AC blasting on my neck.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
She can hold space for two chairs.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I can imagine. What color?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Oh, the houndstooth? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, it looks like a keffiyeh. That's really funny.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
You host a couple.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
So you have a lot of friends. Flagrant, yeah, that's the one.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Who do we see on the charts? Do you ever see us?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
What if you guys, I feel like you guys are all friends.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah. Would you ever go back there if things worked out?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah, no, and we're different. Like, we get why everyone hates us. We're not, like, on the circuit. No, we get it. We're not mad. We don't feel like it's personal. We just feel like we kind of, like, are missing out.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I feel like we could really come together.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Like Joe, Theo, Matt, Shane. Tim is nice to us. We love Tim a lot.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
We've been scheduled to a couple times and it just didn't work out. He invites us to stuff, which is really nice. It didn't work out because he canceled twice.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I know everyone clowns on actors.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And we're open and we're so proud of what everyone's doing and we're cheering them on. And we love the community. Like, we really do. We love what we do. We're so inspired by them. Like, seriously, everyone's really funny and they're crushing it and they get amazing guests.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I know that's what everyone wants us to say. We won't say it because I actually don't think that's the truth.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I just think, like, you guys all know each other from the past and, like, from the comedy clubs.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Or just like in the group chat. The big ones are males, you know? Yeah.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
What's her favorite children's book? The one she wrote. Yes, of course, the one that I wrote. But I actually have, like, really strong opinions.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Wait, that's your favorite, the one you wrote?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah, no, it's so good. It's so good. Like, Dr. Seuss could never.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
That was a Kathy Hilton moment right there. It's amazing.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
You're never supposed to say that. No, that's how good. It's the best one.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Okay, what is the name of it? What is the name of it?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
It's called The Camper and the Counselor.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And it's about, like, a summer camp. And it's about a young girl. So I think Shiloh will really love it.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Can't stop crying. It's unbelievable. You know what's a piece of shit? Rainbow fish. Oh yeah. Why? Communist manifesto. Have you read it recently? No. It's all about like giving away all of your personal shine and possessions to be like everyone else. And like it was, everybody was so jealous and he had to give them away. Why? In order to be accepted by the group.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
That's not what Rainbow Fish is.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
She's not really going to do that when like he's holding the mom. Like, of course, it's not like actually happening. It's a book. You guys, I actually feel like I'm the person you're talking about. Oh, come on.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I'll reach out to your team. I'll send a copy for Shiloh.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
She will love it.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Send one to Tom Segura.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
No, if we actually have something set, we're very professional. But when it's like a social thing.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Oh, these days?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Not these days, you know, because I can't be impaired whatsoever when I need to wake up and be a mom. And I can't make my life any harder than it already is by having a migraine or being dehydrated, feeling like shite.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
What about you?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I have a question for you and then we'll let you go.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
My question for you, because I feel like we're at certain this similar stage in our lives with Claudia, where like, you know, you're having children, you want to be present for them. It's different for women because we have to, like, take time off and do things. But you find that right now, like you're maybe doing less or saying no to more stuff like professionally.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Like, do you feel like early fatherhood has affected your career?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah. OK, so it doesn't look that way as an outsider.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
No, when I go to the grocery store, now I take my thermal receipt like this. Have you seen those videos yet?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah, but most people can't say that, like, when they got pregnant at their job, they got more opportunity.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Right, but I was just curious, for you in the same industry, mostly.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And you, fatherhood, who also, like, wants to be home if you feel the same.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
What's the deal? The ink, the heat, the printer that prints a receipt has some thermal hormone disruptors. I don't even know if I want to know this. And I look like an asshole that I don't want to touch what the lady touched. Right, yeah.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
It's time, Claudia.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah, it will make you better. That thing that you had to do because you were slipping made you better.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
behind the check and I'm like I just wish I never saw that you don't want to touch with the lady no I'm fine I'm literally touching this disgusting shopping cart right you think you're better it's not about germs but now I'm just like hormone disruptors thanks yeah see this is what we have to go through as parents right and people call us lunatics that don't even have kids and it's like once you have a kid you're a lunatic no and it's like even if one out of the 10 things that they say turn out to be what it is it's worth doing all the other nine things even if it's just for nothing
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Strategic. That's a really good lesson for us, Claudia. Yeah. And everything that we learned today, I feel like we need to...
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Remember that, yeah. Apply it.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Practical application of policy.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Right, just in case.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
We have a lot in common. You're both parents. It's really parenthood that makes you this person. And podcasting. Podcasting just makes you curious.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And it makes you have strong opinions about things. It makes you just think about stuff.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Things are good and working the way they should.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
That's what the gambling companies need to figure out. Thousand percent. If they can figure out how women can gamble on Real Housewives, it would be over. Or like The Bachelor.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
The Bachelor. I think they do that. They do like March Madness for The Bachelor. You have a bracket.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah. That's true.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Just kidding. I literally don't even have an opinion. See how it starts? Strong opinions loosely held. I actually don't even have an opinion on that. I can give two shits if it's scripted.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I just like how naughty you thought you were being. Yes, you did.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
It was just like, you know, that's what people say. That's what the haters say.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And they, like, held the ball.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yes, congratulations by the way. Thank you so much. Do you know boy or girl?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
It's not Jeffrey, right?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I would never, but she told us how much she's netted so far. That's different than saying the overall weight.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
You've named the thing the goal.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
That's just on the internet, actually. People don't say that. They just say we're trying.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
It's too formal.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Everybody assumes I'm Jewish. Do they? Yeah.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And to be clear... Because I did. You listened to what we said about you at the toast, so we don't have to catch you up, but I was accusing you of being a Jew. And you know what? You're also a big friend to the Jews.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah, no, it's really refreshing to see. I've seen you on a lot of podcasts recently. The Jews are always a topic of combo. And you've been a really good friend and ally. I want to say thanks.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah. I think that's fair.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And making jokes.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I think I'd rather go to jail.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah. Well, new fear unlocked.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Blacking out and having sex with your brother.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I don't know, it might be hard for her. She probably at one point like went in VIP. Oh, it's so true. And now she's in GA and that's tough. That's why also I can never go VIP because I'll never be able to go back.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And it's like if you can stand it, the economy or GA, like stay. Yeah. That's actually, now I'm scared. Now I'm not going to ever do VIP.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Oh, and of course, like that one clip where Zac Efron went to rehab and they're like, have you spoken to Zac? She was like, I picked up the phone. And it's like, okay, so did I. She's actually not real.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And then the hotel in West Virginia.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
It actually sounds like satire because she's like, look at this view. Like, thank you, West Virginia. And it's a parking lot.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
But it's not satirical from her. It's earnest.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
The thing is they have stroller parking at Disney and this is actually like to Disney's credit. You just like park your stroller at stroller parking and you go on the ride and you enjoy your life. And there's really like, I mean, I don't know, but there's like not crime at Disney. No one's like pillaging the strollers that are filled with stuff.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
No, but also, it's not even, like, the content. Okay, so maybe you got your room service in a brown paper bag, but you take, like, a party pick, and, like, we don't know where to bring it.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
It's the aesthetics of her content.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And then the cameos are just so crazy. Like she opens it up and it's like someone's like sister pass.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Nikki Blonsky, nay, Turnblad.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I think so too. But like, what if you fall in love with it and there's no more?
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I don't know. Nikki Blonsky. She's got that Blonsky charm.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Okie dokie. Oh, did I copy Selena Gomez?
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
No, but we could. I've got a slot. No, I'm not afraid to fill it.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I'm sure you could find everyone's everything in there, but it's really... you're operating on the honor policy and it works quite well.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah, it's like, who does Julia Michaels find embarrassing?
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Katy Perry's also a songwriter.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
okay fine that was a bad example but i understand what you're saying and also like say they all these 30 people like did pull to a leap say all these 30 people did pull from selena's own experience and she's like telling them what she wants to sing about so it's like 30 people in a room like writing a diss track about hayley bieber is really embarrassing so i want to that's not what it is i want to believe like the first one where it's just like someone wrote her song and she's singing it but the fact that it's benny like didn't make me feel like it was more personal because of the relationship with justin
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
No, because like they're billing it as their album. So they're releasing someone else's like story and words.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Now are you ready for the Fast Five stories that you that do need to know?
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I don't know if you can make up for your ticket, especially if you're not a Florida resident and you're not getting those savings.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Heck no, it's maximum security at every turn. And I do think seasoned Disney people, which everyone there is, they don't keep valuables in their stroller. People's got their fanny pack. They wear their fanny pack on the ride that has their room key and their money.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
First story, the big news of the weekend. Jonas Conn took over the American Dream Mall with Jonas Brother concerts, events, food, and more.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I could tell you were affected by it.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
It's almost as if you were at Jonas. You were mentally you were at Jonas Con.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah. So here's what happened. Jonas Con. Which was a celebration of all things Jonas. 20 years in the making. Camp Rock. They did it all. Pizza Girl. Sheena Shea was there. Took over the American Dream Mall on March 23rd. With the Jonas Brothers. Their brother Franklin. We know him as Frankie. Um.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah, but she set herself up for success. This didn't just happen to her. I just feel like she needs to get credit for laying the bricks.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
That's what I'm saying. She's having a great year. Yeah. So All-American Rejects and other acts playing multiple sets and Jonas-themed activities, food and photo booths located throughout the mall. They also did a Chicks in the Office podcast taping. Jay Shetty was there. Oh, yeah.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah, so people have it games. But no, it really is lovely that that's actually not a concern there. You don't need someone to watch the stuff, though I'm always happy to offer.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Their entire lore, every joke. They had the mall's best pizza stall turned into Jonas Pizza for the day. Mrs. Field sold Jonas cookies. And Yardhouse had Shake by the Ocean. And Around the Clock all had Jonas-themed menu items.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
well organized event isn't about the view i don't know if they build about but sometimes it's just about like the privacy no and like just being away from like the mosh pit so it looked like it was really well run it was organized it was safe it was really for the fans like and it wasn't like the jonas brothers showed up for three seconds like they were there all day multiple oh my god what music is playing coming from sorry the volume on my ipad was on from this weekend
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Claudia, I thought you were having fireworks outside of your studio. I'm like, do you not hear that? No, and you had, like, a late reaction. Because I was waiting for you. I thought it was coming from you. I'm like, is she dying?
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
It's a Capital One commercial. Kind of a beautiful beat.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I just feel like did they even make that much money from this?
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
More than you could play to at a stadium?
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I just feel like for the Jonas Brothers, there's easier ways to make money.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I don't. I don't know what the strategy is here. Like what. Like maybe they want to enter that legacy phase of like new kids on the block where we're like Vegas residency. And like, hey, we're always here for you. And like.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Okay. So say the mall paid them $20 million.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I'm sorry. To make a couple mil in a day. Okay.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Like they have hit songs and cool collabs.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Take your best songs, put them on the group album, and stop. Agreed. I mean, but imagine having to split stuff three ways. Like, that's tough.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah, so maybe someone who has insider track, if you work on the marketing team at American Dream, just sound off.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I don't think they need, I don't think they're in a desperate situation. I think this might have been a huge payday and who would say no to that?
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Giving back to the European fans by doing a Jonas Con in New Jersey. That's so sweet.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I heard there was a bathing suit component.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
There are a lot of benches. There are a lot of, like, perches where there's, like, trees.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah, like, there's seating. What I would like a little bit more of, though I know it's tough given the natural elements, a little more shade. I got a sunburn, I guess, also because I was wearing a T-shirt that when I went to Linky yesterday on my LTK, like, it is a sleep shirt, but it was the right shade of blue. So it was, like, very flimsy.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah, it was like flimsy and thin. So not only was like my chest exposed, but I don't even know, like it's not for sun. So I did get a bit of a sunburn and I do appreciate shade, but I know it just depends on the solstice and the trees.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah, there are places in which to sit, but there is a lot of walking and that's just the deal. However, you know, there is Disney VIP, right? Yeah.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah, I think it's like, I guess we only go for two days. So that's why it's like quoted at $10,000. That's insane. Well, maybe.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
No, the security guard is pulling one. And then in this picture, Tommy's pulling three. And Molly's pulling one.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Why do they have so much luggage?
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And not just a husband, but a husband whose job it is to pull weights. And with these sorts of luggages where the wheels are 360, you can put the...
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
But I'm going to focus on the positive, which is that they're clearly back together. I am so happy for them. I'm happy for her because I know that's what she wants. I'm happy for Bambi because this is what's best for Bambi. And Tommy like keeps alluding to the fact that he's like healthier than ever and happier than ever.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Perhaps not. So insane. This time I was at Disney VIP, it was looking good.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
He didn't cheat, but he was a bad partner. Okay, so that's something you can work on. Because he was abusing alcohol and out all night, and you can hear from him, and just not being, but like obviously not bad enough for her to stop loving him and wanting to be with him. So I'm glad that they can now be in the best relationship possible.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And Amazon better have been there with them cameras.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And Tommy looks good. He looks well.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
But of course, yeah. So Mazel Tov to them.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Are you ready for our next story? Four? Number four, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Amy Schumer shares that she's back on weight loss drugs after having a horrible experience with Wagovi.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Well, she's just a funny lady, but yeah, she had like a couple things that she wanted to say. She obviously wanted to post a video to talk about her positive experience with this company that was so positive that now she's invested in it, so it behooves her to talk positively about it to her millions of followers. Why she decided to do that while she's driving in the car?
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I'm pretty sure it's like no lines, easy entrance, like back entrance into the park, no lines there again. When there's the parade and the...
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I mean, she could have been sad in front of her ring light.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah. No, I know. And people love that about her. And I think it's really great. And I actually wasn't worried about the driving aspect. Cause it's not like she was looking at the phone and she's probably a good driver and she can drive and talk at the same time. You know, it was just like, why are you going to do this big endorsement for your new investment? Like,
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
as a half-assed remark while you're in traffic? I don't know.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
But what she said was, years ago, and she said this before, she went on Wagovi, she was horribly nauseous because she has that thing, that Kate Middleton thing, of horrible nausea during pregnancy, and apparently it transferred to when she was on these drugs. And she was so sick she couldn't stay on it, which I think she was bummed about.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
What's the name of that thing? The Kate Middleton nausea.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I was about to think Tuesday. I don't know why I would think such a thing. There's never been such a Monday in the history of Mondays.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I don't know. Because literally like three people have it. The two of them are them. And so you like can't use them as. Examples. High premises gravidarum. Yeah. HG is what they call it.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
show at the castle and everything you're the fireworks you are front row like all the way to the top if I were to ever do VIP we need to be with more people so that we're really getting being for our buck and when the kids are a little older and they actually do more rides right now we just like you know futz around on finding Nemo like that's not what the lines are for yeah no that's not VIP worthy yeah so that's the takeaway one day I will do it though and I'll let you guys know how it is
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
All thanks to Midi Health, which also diagnosed her as perimenopausal. Interesting.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
While also like making a bit of money.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah, but someone like Amy Schumer at this point can't go on Wigo via Mojaro's epic and not tell us at this point just because we're all very invested and she keeps it so real. Yeah. And of course, she feels the same. She's like, of course, I would tell you.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah, but people still are lying.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I saw someone, like someone's like getting called out, like you're totally on it. Who? Yeah, she probably is. I'm going to text you because.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Oh. I'll just text you. But why text me who you think? And I'm just like, I'm sure you guys can figure it out, but it's just like, she's deciding not to say, but of course she's not. And I feel like any celebrity who's like always been overweight and is now not like they're probably on it.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Let's search Lizzo Banana. That'll do it. Lizzo Banana controversy. The lawsuit. They're not giving me time, Gemini. Here, NBC News. This is from August 1st, 2023. So it's a year and a half.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah, I guess some people are like anti-unnecessary drug use.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
It doesn't work and it makes them sick.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I can't wait to see how it feels one day. It's gonna be like that Lisa Frank meme.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I don't have HG, but I am nauseous swirly. Watch. What was the story here? Amy Schumer.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Are you ready for our fifth and final story?
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah. I am not a Disney adult. Like, and I don't say that with pride, you know?
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
That's so rude. That is really, really rude that I tried my best.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Our fifth and final story is some new couple news that is taking multiple worlds by storm.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Tiger Woods confirms that he is in a relationship with Vanessa Trump, who is the ex-wife of Donald Trump Jr.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah, I saw that. I'm texting you.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Tiger Woods no he loves the ladies isn't that his whole thing he can't stop like driving in Tiger Woods oh Pedro Pascal Pedro so I was just like shocked to see Jennifer Aniston and good to know she's not dating Barack Obama that conspiracy theory I guess is debunked I don't think so just because you go to dinner with someone for three hours they might be like working on a new movie project he's not gay it's not like they're like see maybe he's friends with Barack yeah maybe like Barack went out the back door and it was like a double date
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Just like bopping around Epcot. Yeah.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
They had dinner for three hours. Could mean so many things.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
So I wouldn't say like new couple news, but just I guess. No, no.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah. So but a few days before that, like it was like came out in the press that they were dating, but not confirmed by either one of them. So then he confirmed it. He said, love is in the air and life is better with you by my side. We look forward to our journey together through life together. At this time, we would appreciate privacy to all those close to our hearts.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Like, I think like to confirm it and people were talking about it. So it's like, yes, we're together. Please give us privacy. OK.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah, I agree. But this is like huge for the golf world. Of course, like Tiger Woods is Tiger Woods.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And then her oldest daughter, Kai, is like a professional golfer. So imagine then like your stepdad is Tiger Woods.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah, I understand that, and I can take that. And I just want to say, being a Disney adult means a lot of things. Of course, of course, mental illness. But it means you have strength. It means you have fortitude.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
You know what I was also thinking, not to bring it back to Drake and Josh, that was the original blended.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And so now Vanessa and Tiger can sprint together. Correct. Right to the altar. I actually, what I like about this story a lot is that, like, she has five kids. And I feel like sometimes, you know, the woman, you write them off. Like, Don Jr. has had a long-term girlfriend since.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And you just think, like, the woman and the mom, like, it's left behind. It's like, oh, hell no. She's with Tiger Woods. Like...
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah. And I think Don Jr. probably golfs. This is probably like his hero. Yeah. 1,000%. I just think it's great for women.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
It reminds me of Giselle having a baby now after Tom.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
In the bucket of just female empowerment. Things women can do when you thought you left them behind.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah. So mazel tov to the happy couple.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Privacy starts now. Consider it private.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Are you ready for White Lotus recap?
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Right. And did I miss something or they set us up that way?
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
No, no, you are so wrong. Don't waste your time. Lachlan is the younger brother.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And he was jerking himself off.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Oh, I didn't get a sense that he was sleeping. I got a sense that they were all on drugs. Like they're all caught up. They're having a threesome. He's also, Saxon is also hooking up with the girl. But at the time that the girl is hooking up with Lachlan, Lachlan is jerking off his brother.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I seriously feel so nauseated.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And it's like the way Saxon is feeling and reacting the next day, especially as he discovers like more and more.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
bad things. It's like, it's so real. Like how do you wipe this from your mind? Like, I don't even know. I seriously have the biggest pit for him and worse than for Thomas Ravenel. Of course, like ruin and destitution. Lachlan, this little pervert is so like unaffected by it.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I think he's shocked. And he's probably like, I don't know. He was looking at the tushy in the first episode. Things I did that. Yeah. So now it's like. He also was the one to lean in and kiss the brother first and like make the kiss go longer. But he was also drunk and on drugs. Yeah.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah, it's very true. I was actually like looking around and I was thinking like, it's the happiest place on earth. And it really is. Like, even if you're tired, you're in a bad mood, like you can't help but be like, cheered up by the music and the vibes. And it's like- The joy. What if we just like went to Disney every day and just like live, like, you know.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I don't think Piper is a killer.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I could see that. When she was talking to the monk, it's clear that she was...
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
having existential issues when she came here um but i don't think enough to kill i don't like she hates her older brother she's not gonna kill him that's why she's running off to thailand to get away from all no i could i could really see it being the mother more finding out about everything yeah yeah husband she kills herself
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
She said, at this point in my life, I don't think I could live an uncomfortable life.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
They make me sick with a pit. Like, the dread I feel for them. And it's like, they can never go back home.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I think we all are with you on that.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah. No, I agree. Like, Michelle Monaghan is wrong. And clearly that's something that she's done throughout her life. And then they're reunited after so many years. And all the stuff of, like, high school goes, you forget. Like, it doesn't matter. It washes away. But then to, like, do the same thing that you've always done.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
It brings up old issues. And then you're just as mad. And it's years worth of anger coming out. But the fact that she can't.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
compartmentalize and just enjoy the trip and like just know like this is her friend and her friend is like this and she's a man eater and she's a bitch and she's gonna take what you have and what she's telling you to take just know that about people no and it's like you're now 40 and you've been friends since high school and it's like either accept people who for who they are or don't be friends with them anymore that's valid too yeah and not as like supposing to feel bad for Michelle Monaghan when she's like everyone talks about me I didn't expect oh yeah closest to me it's like if these are the people closest to you you've got problems
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And just like enjoyed it all the time. And yet, no, unless that's how you become a crazy person because like it's not the real world. But I understand why people want to do that. Like why can't every day be a day at Disney? I understand like the feeling of wanting that.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
ways and I actually felt like in this episode it was the first time any one of them wasn't like saying something to one friend and a different thing to another like what she was saying to Carrie whatever her character's name is is the same thing that she was like the same energy she was sharing with Michelle she wasn't like talking shit with Carrie and then being like oh yeah she's crazy with like no now everything is officially out in the open which it has not been at all yeah
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
That she's like, oh, you know what? I was mistaken. Like she clearly sees this person is like not going to have like take her side. And people think that he's going to run and tell Greg anyway. So it's like she should have just downplayed it when she saw Greg. She should have acted like everything was normal and also been like, you know what? I was totally mixed up.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Like I actually remember like, you know what I mean? She's not a good actress. She's not a good actress. Like in life, she's just not like.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
She's like showing all her cards.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
She's going to get herself killed.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah, I think so. Something like that. But like, how can you really?
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Is it going to be him with a gray wig? How can it be so clear? Yeah.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Unless they're able to tie it to the whole thing somehow.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And there's the dinner party next week. At the house.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And it's like, why would Saxon go? Saxon should pack his bags and leave. He should never see those two girls again because they're a constant reminder of this horror. The fact that he wakes up the next day and goes to the pool to hang out with them, like, no. Nuts! You hide your head in shame and you never, like, you don't go and, like, then recap.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
As much as there can be a moral compass on the show, I think that she is that.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah, I like when the two girlies are together. And I feel bad for the other girly that, you know, she's in the doghouse, but she acted crazy.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
No, I don't feel that we did. And I feel like if you had Nikki Blonsky on your show, you wouldn't have to like sink to such depths because she could carry it.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
No, it's thought provoking because they're like throwing the craziest shit again. But if that's what you have to do, it's like, There's not another way.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Oh, actually, I liked it too. I didn't like to love it, but I appreciated it.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah, no, but it really will make you a crazy person, like thinking that that's how the world is, that you don't have to look over your back, that no one's like, you're really Amy Adams in Enchanted, like walking around with your head up your ass.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I only knew it because I remember when she went up to the monks. I'm Victoria Ratliff.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
The Ratliffs is also their name.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And that's my favorite turdney adult.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
You should open up a park called Chardonnay.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
it's from swelling so are you going to take a break from your devices it doesn't even like it's it just happens not even with my devices it will be worse if you're on your phone a lot actually like that's how you can make it both hands that's you can make it worse do you want to get better or do you want to get worse well if I'm not on my phone I'll just be worse in general so it's like it all shakes out all comes down the wash I don't know physical pain or mental pain
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I know. We went a little sideways. But we do love you. And we are saying bye. Love you. Bye.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
She's a quintessential Disney adult.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
If only that were true, Claudia. If only that were true. Like last time we went to Disney, we went to Disney a year ago. Now that we live in Florida, I do think it's like an annual thing. One, our passes are so cheap when you're a Florida resident. Cause I guess like some of our taxes go towards Disney. So we get kickbacks. I'm not complaining.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I do get it. But you have to be cautious.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
You need like the right dose of real world and a sprinkle of Diz.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Well, she was going this weekend. She's like, I think we're going to go to Disney this weekend. Like, it just works out timing-wise. The weather's going to be really good. Like, we're going to go. Do you want to come? And I couldn't say no because I knew it would be amazing. But it was really like her trip and we just hopped on.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Good morning, girlies. It's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show. The fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
She was itching, but she would have gone without me.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
It's like if we had plans, if this was the weekend that I had a wedding, if this was the weekend I'm in New York, like she would have been going without me.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I know. I'm coming to New York this week.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Straight from Orlando straight to New York.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
We are. I'm like really like leading a life of regret.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Makatonim sister that we've been talking about. Ben's sister. I'm sorry. You guys are crazy. Ben's sister. Thank you. Is getting married this weekend.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Why? And now the redheads are like, let's record in person on Saturday.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
No, I said, I said Saturday is my one like free day to enjoy. I actually, I'm going to think about it. I'll let you guys know.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
yeah I feel like the redhead community like will be okay if I push the episode back a week as opposed to like giving up my Saturday when I literally will not have one free moment in New York and that's why I'm leading a life of regret because like I just get so excited I'm like work like boss babe like I'm literally landing and getting a haircut like I'm just it's crazy talk that's really crazy I know but I want a haircut for Thursday like I want yeah of course of course of course so duh gotta get a haircut when I land at the middle of the night
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
It will be an exciting week for the business. I just like, I just feel like unbalanced. You know, I feel like I'm grinding too hard.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I had the same takeaway last year, which is that I am not the elk of a Disney person. Like I'm having fun because my children are having fun and I'm happy to be here. And it is the happiest place on earth. But I am not made of the stuff that Olivia Asher is made of and that my husband is made of where they thrive in a Disney-like environment.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And by the way, like the silence is deafening from us.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Are they now going like $1,000 a pop now? She better have increased.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
She better be charging minimum $1,000. Nikki, get your bag.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I also want to say, I know everyone says this about everyone, but I don't say it lightly. And I mean it when I say it, that Nikki Blonsky does need to be cast on the next season of White Lotus. Like that's how we can make things right.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I'm in love with you no matter what you weigh.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
in love with the girl, the lead. He did it with Zendaya in Greatest Showman. He did it for Baywatch. He does it for everything. And he did it with Nicki. I'm like, I'm sorry, she's the kind of girl, if you give her an inch, she's gonna take a mile.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Oh, I didn't know that either. But also I need you to clarify spiral downward because it seems like this has been her personality since Hairspray. So you just mean like her career take like not ascending.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah. It must be tough. It must be confusing.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah. But I think she's living her truth.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah. And she would be a good like character actress. And I think we need to give her.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
We need to give her another shot.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah. Like I just think we're not done with Nikki Blonsky yet. She's having this moment. And I know people say that about everyone. They need to be a next season. No, they don't. Shut up. Agreed. Nikki Blonsky does.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah, everyone has their strengths. This time, I didn't go on a lot of rides because I'm a nauseous queen, and I watched the stuff, and I got the food. So every time they came off a ride, pretzel. Diet Coke, you unfound your bottle.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah, we'll be recapping the latest from Sodom and Gomorrah. What a sick fucking show.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Okay, yeah, we will be recapping that. But I was seriously in shock when I was watching. I was seriously sick. No, and the whole time I've had this huge pit for Thomas Ravenel. Is there a worse feeling than knowing when you're going to jail and your family will be in financial ruin? But I actually think that's not as bad as Saxon waking up realizing he had sex with his brother.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to The Toast. And happy Monday. That has, you know, really giving Monday energy. Beyond. Because we're separated. Families have been torn apart.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Maybe they were coming from a meal or something. Maybe. And the other girl was like, yeah, I was really burnt. And at first I like my heart stopped. I'm like, oh, my God, am I about to like notice people talking shit about me in real life?
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Because, you know, sometimes you hear things that are not meant for your ears. Yeah.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
And I'm like, oh, my God, what are they going to say? Yeah, that chubby one is so annoying. Like, I didn't know what they were going to say. I actually wanted to cross. I wanted to cross the street like. And then I realized they probably don't listen to the podcast. Not everything is about me. And the word toast does exist in other universes besides my own.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
But but I am actually going to and maybe I'll buy another pair because I love these sunglasses. But I am going to leave them here in the studio on the table next to my microphone, because while we had so much fun and of course, you can't wear sunglasses forever. It's not it's not feasible. I do feel like these sunglasses gave me like a sense of bravery. I haven't had it a really long time.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
So they were just complaining about burnt toast. Yeah, I think they just came from brunch. It was like a Sunday at one. OK, maybe they were like recapping the meal, but they still like this show. Hopefully. Well, I don't even know if they listened to it, but, and I looked so ugly. Not to make everything about us. Well, it's hard not to when things like that happen. Okay.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
And something I've noticed. I definitely have given up a little bit on my forward-facing looks when it comes to just random things. I don't have so much energy these days, so I'll get dressed for the toast, and that's pretty much it. If me and Ben go out to lunch, I can't.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Wow, Trini, you look terrible. I'm letting my skin breathe. Skin's breathing. Um, and the last couple of times I've like run into toasters, they're like, oh my God, I didn't recognize you. I recognize Ben. And like, they meant it very harmlessly. They're like, oh, oh my God. I'm like, I saw BSC and I knew it was you guys. I'm like, oh, what not to say? Oh, so you're a fucking bitch. Yeah. Yeah.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
What not to say? And like a couple of girls said it and I was like, wait, do I look different? Yes, I do. I'm like not trying. And my hair isn't done. Like I'm really, I'm really phoning it in unless I'm on camera these days. Whereas I used to like have, you know, so much fun. Let's go to lunch and like blow out my hair. No.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Okay, that's not like going out. I thought you went to a club.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Oh, that's really funny. Maybe twice in my lifetime have I seen your husband like truly wasted. One time, maybe three times actually. One time was your wedding where he like got up and rapped. Amazing. One other time was at Stagecoach where he took like a lobster roll to the face and And the other time was like somebody's birthday party, like early on when we all met.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
It's only been three times and it was so much fun all three times. Yeah, it is fun.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I know, up early with the kids, like who needs that?
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah, so the next time, like, you're feeling ugly, not only can you say you're letting your skin breathe, you're also, like, repairing the heat damage to your hair. Right. I have a hair mask in. Like, you just... It's nobody's business.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
And you not do need to know about the new Netflix show that you and I were just talking about that is today's lead sponsor. I'm so excited. So running point is Netflix's... New comedy series from hitmaker and, you know, personal role model Mindy Kaling starring Queen Kate Hudson.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Just kind of speaking my truth and saying things that I might not normally say, like Bonnie Blue is a whore, you know? And I feel like it was due to like the shield these gave me, kind of like blocking out the haters. So if there's ever a time I need to say something a little brave, I can put on these glasses and find the courage.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
So Running Point is an edgy, bold, and hilarious twist on the underdog comedy that features Isla Gordon's rise to the top of one of the most iconic professional basketball franchises and her dysfunctional yet lovable family trying to block her shot.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
When a scandal forces her brother to resign, Isla is appointed president of the LA Waves, one of the most storied professional basketball franchises in her family's business. So she's ambitious and often overlooked.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
She will have to prove to her skeptical brothers, the board, and the larger sports community that she was the right choice for this job, especially in the unpredictable male-dominated world of sports. She may not have been part of the original playbook, but as the skeptics will soon learn, she's calling the shots now, like it or not. It's really fun, easy to binge. I have to say, like...
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
you could like certain shows that have by automatic stamp of approval um created by Mindy Kaling we're good oh starring Kate Hudson our queen like I just know it's gonna be good like I'm so excited before they were even a sponsor I was like seeing commercials and trailers for it and I was really excited so Kate Hudson's so funny she's such an underrated comedy actress she really does it all a lot of people don't know she also sings she and I have that in common um
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
So I'm really excited. It's called Running Point, obviously from Mindy Kaling, who has kind of been the genius behind some of my favorite shows, Never Have I Ever, Mindy Project. It will be streaming on Netflix on February 27th. So Running Point is the show. It's on Netflix. And I cannot wait to see it.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Best of all, they take the hassle out of baking since all of their items bake from frozen in 25 minutes or less with no mess or clean up. This is a company made for me. I discovered it from Olivia Ashtray when she like first started getting into sourdough. She used to like, you know, not make it from scratch and it was so good because she was baking from frozen from wild grain.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Also, I recently entered the baking space. A lot of people don't know that. I made a muffin. Yeah. And it was like one of the hardest things I've ever done. And there were so many dishes and I needed so many ingredients and it was just really hard. So the concept of buying like fresh baked wares that you also bake yourself, it's genius. I love it. It's so smart.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
And I feel like we were talking about it because it's a great entry for a lot of people into sourdough. Like if you want to be a part of that lifestyle, but you don't – necessarily have the time or the resources, because it is a full-time job, as Jackie can tell you. Wildgrain is such a great resource for anybody who's like, you know, starting to sniff around. Maybe they're sourdough curious.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Exactly. So I'm not going to wear them the entire time, but I'm just letting you know. First of all, everybody wants to know where they're from. They're Oreum Collective. Yeah, we support influencer-founded brands here and toaster-founded brands. I'm going to leave them here. And also my face is, my face is getting like a little big for them.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
And that's like never a good sign, but it's also really not a good sign when that lawyer like once represented Osama bin Laden, you know? Yeah. So one of. And that's not a euphemism. I'm sorry. He represented. Yeah. The late, great Osama.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah. No, but that's also the crazy thing.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I was just watching this documentary and I didn't finish it because it wasn't very good. But it was about like how in the 70s, this guy was like living in Cleveland as like he worked at like a factory or whatever. Turns out he was like this enormous Nazi. And when they brought, what were those trials called in Israel? The Nuremberg trials? Nuremberg trials, yes.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
So a lot of people don't know this, but many years after the war, when Israel became the Jewish homeland and they created their own government and stuff, they hosted the Nuremberg Trials. Because there were all these low-key Nazis who, after the war, went on to live lives and have jobs without going to jail for killing. So they would like, you know, very famous ones, Adolf Eichmann, right?
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
He did a Nuremberg trial. He had to sit in a glass box because somebody was like totally going to shoot him. So this guy living in Cleveland was like this huge, like famous Nazi. They end up figuring it out. He gets extradited to Israel. And the crazy thing about that is like even those Nazis had lawyers, right? That was the point of the story. Excuse me. I got a little off track.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
To bring it back to Diddy, they could get lawyers and you can't? Yeah.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
They're like, they're my sunglasses I wear when I'm skinny. So that'll be in a few months time. So I don't really need these right now. Just there. I can leave them in the studio.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah. Those are the types of cases where careers are made.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Now, I feel like we all jumped the gun when we heard this. It's like, oh my God, he knows all the terrible things and he doesn't want to be a part of it anymore. Whereas it's probably something a little bit more... like administrative than that. Like a lot of times like a lawyer will have to recuse themselves because of like a conflict of interest with another client. Like, I don't know.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I feel like it's more something like that than a big scandal.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah, but he still would have to pay his lawyers even if he...
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Well, I think a really godly person would say even the guiltiest of criminals deserve a defense.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I think that, honestly, if I had to guess, like it's just something like a little, what's the word I'm looking for? Not a minister, a clerical?
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
There's a lot of drama like around who can represent who.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yes. So his lady. Perhaps it could be a, yeah, a classic case of an, you know, an intercommunication issue. Yeah. Beefing. Or he doesn't want to defend, you know, a freaky ass.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah, I think it's more paperwork, you know, pushing papers around a desk sort of thing.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I'll have to check our email to see if we got any submissions.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Literally. But he probably wrote it under a pseudonym. Oh my goodness.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Okay, I did watch them without sound. And I will say the content is starting to lose its luster for me. Like at first I was like, gimme, gimme, gimme. And now I'm like, okay, you're in a field. Like who hasn't been there, you know?
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I'm not gonna be wearing them full time. And also people don't realize kind of the challenges that come with wearing sunglasses indoors for like 75 minutes. It kind of gives you a migraine, especially when you're wearing a slick back bun and headphones, like it's just a lot of pressure on your temples. So I did what I had to do to feel- Your body is a temple. To feel my best.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
When people say like taking a break from work and it's like a Sunday, right? That's when she posted it or a Saturday. It's giving that TikTok sound. I just finished work and it's 519. Try being an influencer for a day. Like we get it. You work hard. We all do. Like when people have to like post on social media, like to prove that they're working hard. Yeah, like been in meetings all day.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Finally have a minute to chat to you guys. We don't give a fuck, you know? Sure. I... I find that like in a lot of, and mostly I find this in like other, when I'm watching like other content creators or influencers being like a day in my life, I'm like, well, you definitely chose a busy day and you are being dramatic.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Of course, sometimes I'll have the busiest day and I'm like, I should record a day in the life. Yeah, of course. People wouldn't believe what I do. Not every day is like that. And like the truth is, is that like most content creators, like people who don't have really any structure in their drives, like they don't even set an alarm. You know?
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Now, I think Megan does set an alarm. Obviously, she has kids.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
All's that to say, the little caption on the video was giving, you know, meetings, meetings, meetings. Try being an influencer for a day.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
You're creating and publishing content.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
yes so the real story here yes not every time she posted Instagram story it's not newsworthy but I tried I tried I know because she's been so silent for so long and now we're like forced to look at this like so critically I also find it so strange like I know when you're at that level like Meghan Markle's launching a company you get the best social media managers the best strategy people like all this content is pre-scheduled pre-published and the content is so bad and it
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Now that obviously the scars from my facelift have healed, I can remove the sunglasses and not feel shame.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
And it's not like, I think that a lot also about sometimes with Taylor Swift, like when she joined TikTok, it was seriously some of the weirdest content and everybody was like making jokes that she was like chewy millennial who didn't know how to use TikTok. And you know that like, she has a whole team of people whose job it is to like source the footage and the sounds and everything.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
And it's like, how did we get with this piece of content with how many people who had to look at this? And that's how I feel a little bit about Megan. It's like, This instead of Instagram stories cost you $100,000, 1,000%, based on salaries and agencies and contracts.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
See, I think that it's a flop and she had all these people working on it. Like there's no way she launched a huge social media campaign for like after years, like she's finally kind of coming back. There's no way she didn't hire the best of every agency you possibly could when it comes to marketing, social media management, content creators.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I can think about all the agencies in LA who would love to like 1000%, 55 people worked on the set of Instagram stories.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah. Even though what, what's today's date? We're about 10 days away.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
And, you know, we're obviously different because you don't need a pair of sunglasses to say brave things, but I do. So it's just there are two different types of swirlies in this world, you know? It's true. It's like a blankie. Correct.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I do miss a lot of things about my life in Florida. One, I miss sitting behind a desk. I loved the power that gave me and also the flattering angle.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yes, these chairs are comfier. I do miss my hotel. My hotel was fab. I know I told everyone, like, I stayed at a hotel for the first time, like, ever since Jackie moved to Florida. And I won't be returning. And now that I've left the premises, I can say I stayed at the Boca Beach Club. It was amazing.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I really feel like I got my money's worth. You know, when you go to a hotel and like you use every possible amenity that they have to offer.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
We're going to get splash pad. Room 1101. We're going to get splash pad. Jackie literally showed up every day with her family. It's so family friendly, but also like I use the spa. Yeah. I mean, Ben ate at all the restaurants. Ben used the golf course. Ben took the shuttle to all the different properties. Like we literally were like,
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
It's like that episode of Friends where Ross really wants to get his money's worth from the hotel. So he takes things from the hotel that technically aren't illegal. He doesn't steal the salt shaker, but he steals all the salt inside. That's yours to take. That was me at the Boca Raton. That is so funny. Seriously, I was taking...
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Now, we have like a big show today because it's Monday, which means just like verbal diarrhea. Lots to talk about.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
We didn't watch it. And like since when are people watching it? Because they streamed it on Netflix. Like I saw. And I want to say, I think they actually did a good job of like trying to get people to watch it. I saw like a bunch of clips.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
But I seriously think since when are SAG-AFTRA like required viewing?
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
And I'm not a part of that 10%.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
So this weekend... His Instagram name is at Jesus Hair. I feel like people probably recognize him from like all the girlies.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
And it's so sad. But then like there also was some like a very unverified drama about the conditions around his death. Apparently he had like fallen ill while traveling abroad with a celebrity. Yeah. Who these unfounded rumors said was J-Lo. Just because a few days ago he was in Dubai with J-Lo. In Dubai with J-Lo. And he got very sick. With pneumonia.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
And the rumors were that J-Lo left him behind. And actually it's been cleared up that no, they got him back to LA. They got him proper care. But he ended up getting pneumonia. Yeah. So I don't know what the real conditions around his passing are. But there was some drama trying to be made. Then it was quickly cleared up. I'm not entirely sure.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah. And who like really was like people kept around like one because he's obviously talented, mostly because like he's just got great energy.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
So just that's really sad. And he's so young. Yeah.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I agree. I was so shocked to see this one because he is relatively young, too. He's Frank Catania, senior son, who's like, you know, an endless playboy. So I thought like maybe that was going to be Frank Junior's life. I loved to see this. Obviously, that should be me. But if it can't, I'm so happy it's this girl. What's her name? Amber Nicole. Same thing. So thrilled.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I feel like Dolores is kind of having an amazing year. With traders, everybody's loving her. She's crushing it. Now, personally, things seem to be going really well for her. I was thrilled to hear this. And it does...
The Toast
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remind me about the issue at hand of New Jersey and did you see last week there was like a rumor that came out that three people have made the cut and they were Teresa Melissa and Dolores no I think I think it wasn't Teresa and then I saw Teresa getting her own show her own show so is Melissa Dolores who was the third I saw too. It was like unverified. Yeah. And Rachel Fuda had her baby. I saw.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah, the claims were that Jennifer Aiden, Margaret Josephs, Rachel Fuda, and Danielle Cabral had been fired and that Melissa and Dolores would be moving forward in the new season while Teresa would be giving a spinoff. For sure.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Okay. This reality board.com. But then a spokesperson for Bravo said no decisions have been made for the casting around Ronge, even though I feel like that's kind of like a legit rumor.
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transpiring although I do think and I'm obviously biased because I'm friends with her but that Margaret should be on the list of people who stay because like say what you want about her love her or hate her like she is a polarizing housewife who like makes shit happen yeah I totally agree but she wasn't the third name she was not because I remember it being like oh damn no Margaret Yeah. Yeah.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Who the hell was the third name that I'm glad that you saw it too. I'm so happy for Frank Catania. Yeah, me too. I'm so happy for this girl. Hearts are breaking everywhere. Yeah. He's kind of a dreamboat for a lot of young gals. But I love that he's like, you know, in a committed relationship at 26. Like you wouldn't expect that from him. I don't know why. Right.
The Toast
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No, just because kids these days, you know, they don't want to settle down. Kids these days. Like not him getting married before his dad.
The Toast
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Mazel Tov. Mazel Tov to the Catania family. Is Dolores, wait. Dolores Catania. She has her married name. Yeah. She's so old school like that.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Well, what's her name going to be? Amber Catania. Nicole Catania. Yeah, right. Couple of strong Cs. Yeah, I was going to say, it's kind of consonant heavy.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Oh, you know, me and Ben are watching Desperate Housewives and we're almost done with it. So we were talking last night like, oh, my God, we're going to be so sad when it's over. No, Ben likes it more than me. Like it is. And he had seen it before, but, you know, not for a few years. And so we were saying what we were going to do next.
The Toast
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And I realized upon discussing with Ben, Ben has never seen Friday Night Lights. And I think that's what we'll tackle next.
The Toast
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And I was like, you don't know. Clear eyes, full hearts can't lose. He was like, I mean, like I've heard of it, but I don't know what it's like regarding.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Texas forever. He will love it. He will love it. You will love it. Like literally one time Jackie's kid said that. Like if you guys don't know, we've been saying that a lot recently. We forgot to give context. Like one time we heard Harry say, you will love it. And we never were the same again. So you will love it. Ben will love it. Ben will love it, by the way. Harry's right.
The Toast
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The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
So White Lotus is Blind recap will be at the end of today's show. So if you're looking for like a full, I'm fully caught up on Love is Blind and I'm gonna do my best to stay on top of it. But I hear you. It is so fucking dreadful.
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The Toast
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The Toast
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What can I say except you're welcome.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
By the way, this is so amazing. What? One, because I could totally see it. And I had seen somebody saying in a tweet that the dad of that family gives Thomas Ravenel energy. Like I saw that a couple of, like maybe a week ago. And I was like, oh my God, totally. The accent is exactly the same. So this being true is so crazy to the person who tweeted that.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Well, Jackie, just wait because like now TikTok has entered the chat. Like there's a TikTok that goes viral. in real time about one of the castmates and they talk about it.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
But also I feel like this is not the first time where celebrities and actors have admitted like Bravo's influence. Was it Grace Van Patten who was like, yeah, we all watched Vanderpump Rules or I modeled my character off of like Toxic Stassi era. Like- They are literally the blueprint for culture.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah, and I saw Lucius Malfoy, the dad, also talking about his accent because he, I think, is British. And he has such a really, he's like, it's not just a Southern accent. They were told to do like North Carolina or something. So I bet they watched some Southern charm.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
So when I think of the dad, yes, I definitely see him as a Thomas. Yeah. When I think of the mom, she kind of gives Patricia a little bit. And she is by far the best character. She is totally good. If someone's going to be nominated for an Emmy or whatever next season, it'll be her. She's so funny. The kids, I'm trying to think.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Honestly, the older son is like a little Shep, which sounds insulting to Shep.
The Toast
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The daughter doesn't remind me of anyone.
The Toast
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So it's a good season? Do you take back what you said? No, no, it's not a good season. And this is what it really boils down to. This isn't spoiling anything. But you're allowed to spoil. At the end of the day, No, I'm saying, but I'll save all the spoilers. So like, it'll be in the timestamp. So I'm not spoiling anything right now.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah, that must be like the coolest feeling too. Like you're Craig and you open up People Magazine and you see this. Like the biggest show in the world and they're modeling themselves after you. Yeah. And the episode was like fine. The thing is with White Lotus is... In order to really like enjoy it, you have to watch the whole season.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
So like episode by episode, it's not, it's not like a fun show to watch week to week.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
How's being home? I really miss you. I really miss our Pargy studio. I miss being near the beach, but it's been so nice to be in my own bed. I can't lie. Like you could take me to the most magical of places, like a free trip where I have a butler. Like it could be the best trip in the world, but that trip doesn't have my bed. And at some point I'm going to want to go home, you know?
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Okay, we need to talk about the three women. The three women are... Because let me tell you how fucking real that was. At first, when, like, the two girls, Leslie Bibb and Bridget Moynihan, were talking about the third, I'm like, that's so real. There's always somebody who's, like, a third. And in the first episode, too, they were also, like, leaving her out.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
But then it turns out that it's just, like, one of those really toxic friend groups where, like, you're just talking shit about the other person. About whoever's not in the room. Right. And I'm like, that's also so real. But that girl, who we thought was, like, the initial... And don't ask me anybody's name in this show.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
The one who we thought was like the big time loser, but then like also ended up being like a little villainy about Bridget Moynihan. Like I do think she's the toxic one in the friend group, even though it's like a toxic friend group period.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah. And are the other two going to start talking about Leslie Bibb or is Leslie Bibb kind of like the.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah. And her chicken and her beans. No, not only that, like the Parker Posey thing. Why would you remember spending the weekend with somebody 10 years ago?
The Toast
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And also Parker Posey's on drugs. So that's why she was weird.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
But at the end of the day, this season, they can do what they want. You know, they can try as they may. But it is inherently bad because this is an extremely uncool, uninteresting group of people. And that's really like you can only do so much with editing or whatever with just a group of really, really regular people. Like there's nothing – honestly, Joey is a character. Like he's special.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah. Was it not 10 years ago?
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
So I saw a theory that you maybe don't understand because you didn't watch the second season. But Portia, you know that actress Haley Joel Richardson? Who's Portia? So last season, she played Jennifer Coolidge's like personal assistant. I think she gets like fired, whatever. She's that actress, Haley Joel Richardson, the ones who's obsessed with the Jonas Brothers. You know her.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
obsessed with you do just like look her up you know her just okay but you can continue with your so a lot of people think she looks a lot like the friend and the three the three friend groups who's staying outside is that Ellie You mean the daughter? Yes, and so they're talking about her daughter who's kind of troubled.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
People think that that... I saw a theory on TikTok that that's Portia, the daughter.
The Toast
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Right, right, right. There's also like a theory going around that... This. That theory doesn't work for me.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Okay. That this Thailand episode is like happening at the same time as season two. Like they're in the same exact time period. What about Greg? Well, Greg leaves. When? Halfway through Italy. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. I guess all these theories don't make sense. Maybe I should stop getting my information from TikTok. That's the thing. We're just kind of desperately seeking meaning here.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
And we didn't even talk about how Mook, who is so gorgeous I'm obsessed with, is from Blackpink. Do you know that?
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The gorgeous girl who works at the hotel.
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She's a member of Blackpink.
The Toast
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Her name is Mook, M-O-O-K, in the show.
The Toast
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She's kind of like the biggest one, no?
The Toast
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She's also a star. And I love that boy. And if she doesn't make that boy her husband, I'm going to kill her.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. I didn't get that on my own.
The Toast
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There is no 5k. Like there is no fight. There's no fight. No, the guard is so sweet. Like I love him so much. There are also some theories that say Lisa from Blackpink is like evil and like a villain here too, but I don't see it.
The Toast
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Valentin, that he's in, oh, I didn't realize that that was obvious, that he was in on it.
The Toast
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Another theory is that Greg's girlfriend, like that cool girl who lives up there, was also in on the robbery because she's like conveniently in the dressing room the whole time.
The Toast
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Or if she knew the robbery was happening, why would she leave the dressing room? Like it's safe.
The Toast
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I don't know what the theory on the Game of Thrones actress and the balding man is, but they are so my least favorite. They're so boring.
The Toast
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Like, I just have questions. No answers. Yeah.
The Toast
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Now, we didn't talk a lot about this last week, and I meant to. And then this week, they kind of pulled back on it a little bit. The Radcliffe siblings wanting to fuck one another. There's a weirdness there. Patrick Schwarzenegger jerking off in front of the little brother. Both the older siblings kind of being obsessed with getting the younger sibling to be their friend.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I've never met anyone like him. Other than that, like they're all – it's like put them in a lineup. I couldn't – they look alike. They act alike. They're just very regular.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
They're trying to insinuate something.
The Toast
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Even when he woke up and the tushy was there.
The Toast
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No, not only that. And, like, I didn't grow up with any brothers, so I don't know, like, what's appropriate. But I know that, like, talking to your sister about, like, her losing her virginity is fucking weird and disgusting. And I was, like, can we stop?
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
But that hammock in the ocean, that looked amazing. I need the Boca Beach Club to get one of those. Yeah. It looked so party.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
So funny. Me and Ben were talking about, because we just got back from a hotel, and we were like, Ben was like, that place looks amazing. I'm like, really? It kind of looks horrible. It's not really a hotel. It's like this wellness thing, but it also has a beach. And Ben was like, actually, yeah, I can imagine having a really nice day there, and that's about it. Imagine spending a week there. Yeah.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Right, it's the first time that like the show is focused on a property that's like not just like a, you know, a hotel for rich people. It's like a wellness therapy retreat. Who gives a fuck?
The Toast
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And there's only so far we can go.
The Toast
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Me too. I'm rooting for him.
The Toast
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Like he did his friend a favor and his friend like sold him down the river.
The Toast
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No, I know. I, that's not even what I feel bad about. Like he seems so stressed and he's like the biggest pit. Like that's the worst feeling. Like I feel sad for him that he's feeling that.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Right. He has the advantage of being out of the country. Now, Love is Blind. Can we transition for a minute into the Love is Blind recap? Oh, yeah. So there are now nine episodes out. We get six pods episodes, one and a half Honduras episodes. And now we're back in where they live, Minnesota, where they've moved into apartments together. They're starting to meet families.
The Toast
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Yes, no, no, not right now.
The Toast
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I wanted to talk about something I actually meant to get your opinion on because I, of course, remember you talking about this when you were at my stage of life and I wasn't listening. Okay. But my lease is up. On your car? Yeah, in like two, three months. Oh my God, you need a Jerry. I fear I must- Do you have a Jerry? No, I fear I must transition to somewhat of like a mom car, you know?
The Toast
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Now, so many crazy weird things happened. Let's go couple by couple. Jackie Taylor and Daniel Short King and Christmas Girl. And Instagram.
The Toast
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Okay, so you haven't seen it. You haven't seen it.
The Toast
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Oh my God. Okay. So they leave the pods and they're clearly like in a holding space. They're at a hotel. We wouldn't have filmed ever at this hotel. They haven't gone to Honduras yet, but they're just like waiting there. And Taylor's like, it like came to me like where I know him from. He followed me on Instagram.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
And so she tells producers and they like set up this filming situation where she like ambushes him and like in this like conference room in a hotel. And she's like, you felt so familiar to me and I couldn't figure it out.
The Toast
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But like you followed me on Instagram and I remember that I looked at your profile and there was a picture of you sitting in front of a Christmas tree with like a drink in your hand. Like I just remember it. And do you have a picture like that on your Instagram? He was like, maybe, I don't know. Like I have a picture of me like sitting in front of a fireplace.
The Toast
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Like she was like looking for this one specific photo. Then She's like, there was so much about me in my bio that you could have gleaned. That I'm a nurse, that I like Taco Bell, and that I love Christmas. It's like, okay, well, that's a lot of information for your bio, but sure.
The Toast
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So she was basically implying that he took these little nuggets about her and made them his whole personality because they're both obsessed with Christmas.
The Toast
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So she just keeps asking him, like, did you ever follow me on Instagram? Maybe you unfollowed me. And do you have this picture of yourself on your Instagram? And it's like, well, if she just had her fucking phone, we could figure this out. 20 minutes later, a producer's like, Taylor, we're willing to give you back your phone. Do you want it? Or do you want to just believe Daniel at face value?
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
She's like, give me my phone. So she gets her phone and she admits, which is so embarrassing that she has like that unfollow app where you can see who unfollowed you because. Yeah. Because like he obviously doesn't follow her right now, but he probably did. So we sit there in dead silence.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
No, no, but it's possible that he followed and unfollowed her before going into the pods. Why would he, how would he know she's going on the pods? Jackie, the whole thing made no fucking sense. Just wait, okay? I'm listening. And by the way, he's acting so guilty. Like, she's like, if I open my phone and like see you there on that unfollow app, like, he's like, well, Mike.
The Toast
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She's like, well. He's like, well, you might. Like, I don't remember. I don't know what you're talking about. He kept saying, I don't remember. I don't remember. Like, so guilty, right? Yeah, but like, I guess he probably just follows a lot of random girls and doesn't want to cop to that.
The Toast
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Jackie, they make us watch in silence and she scrolls through all the people who have unfollowed her over the years. And she actually makes a joke being like, damn, I lost a lot of followers. Scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, only for her to not find him there. And that's it. That's the whole scandal. I don't know if it comes back, but now I'm at episode nine and it's been buried. Wait, what?
The Toast
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Are they still together? Yeah. Meeting the parents. It's going really well. It wasn't a thing.
The Toast
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Your car is not not a mom car. My car is an SUV, which makes me think it's like a mom car. But and I like to think I'm the type of like mom who's going to drive a Range Rover. But like, let's be real. Like I need a I need a mom car.
The Toast
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So then they end up like actually being a cute couple. His parents are like so in love with her. They love it so much. Her parents hate this whole thing, but still agree to be on camera. The parents actually both sets of parents get together. It ends up like being fine. I actually think like they have a shot in hell. I do. Yeah. Next couple I want to talk about is Virginia and ibuprofen.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I actually really like them. I think that they had good chemistry and they have a good time in Honduras. But a lot of their storyline is now about money. She's a little bit older. She does pretty well. She has like a house and she's just been talking about a prenup and he doesn't really object to it. She's just like, listen, like, why not? There's literally no downside.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
And then when his parents like hear about it, they're definitely like weirded out by it. Because I hate when people are like, well, why are you quitting this marriage before it even starts? Like, shut up. Like, I just fucking hate that. Like, a prenup is like, especially like for a woman of a certain age who's like built up a life for herself. And especially getting married in this way.
The Toast
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Like, it's a gamble. Of course. It's a gamble. Of course it is. Um, so they're like quiet. I don't know if they have like the great love of our lives. Like I, I don't think so, but I could like, there's, there don't give me any red flags. They're just like boring.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah. Right. Right. And then there's Joey and Monica who like are, you can't not notice they are beaming with personality. All they do is laugh and giggle the sock bin, the sock bin. She tells this story that, um,
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
like one of the weird it's so funny every family like has their thing right like and like her family's thing is that like growing up like how you know you go into your room you have a drawer for your undies and socks like her family didn't have individual like drawers for socks they had this one laundry basket like full of socks and when you needed socks he would just like go to the sock bin you know okay he can't get over it he can't get over how weird this is
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
He thinks it's the craziest thing ever. They talk about it all the time. When he goes to her house to meet her parents, he requires, he says, I need you to see the sock bin. It's seriously so funny. So they're having like a lot of fun and like all is good. But there is something weird that goes on with Monica's family. Monica has a sister.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
So it's Monica's parents, Monica, Monica's sister and Monica's sister's boyfriend. And they share that like Monica's sister's boyfriend and her met because he actually was talking to Monica. And then Monica was like, I actually think you would like my sister. So they didn't like date or fuck, but like they were, you know, they met romantically.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
It was, yeah, it actually made Monica look really good. Yeah. Yeah. but it becomes very clear that there's like, like a weird relationship between her and her sister. Like the sister feels threatened or, and like, you know, Monica would be getting married now before the sister. And Joey actually says, cause the sister, the sister had a problem with Joey, you know, like, I don't know.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Heist and Fury to pick that thing up. It was the perfect car for like this very cool phase of my life, you know? But I'm becoming different. Now, I'm struggling because like this is a car, like obviously like, you know, I'm going to transport my family and it has to be safe. It has to be efficient. But I'm still me, you know? I'm still going to pull up to the club in this car, you know?
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I don't think he's good for you or whatever. And it's like, there's nothing wrong with him, you know? So they're recapping afterwards. And Monica's like, yeah, she just like always has problems with people I bring home. Like don't take it personally. Yeah. And he's like asking more about that. And he just very boldly was like, do you think your sister's jealous of you? And like she so is.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Like it was so – he kind of diagnosed this family perfectly. And it was very brave. And Monica was like, oh, I don't know. I never thought about it that way. Like maybe because of the weirdness with the boyfriend.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah. Like what does she look like? Monica's prettier than her too. Okay. So Joey just sort of like said something extremely brave. Yeah. But also 100% correct because it was such a weird vibe. And Monica's so like really very lovely girl, very positive, laughing. There was like a weird vibe with the sister. And we're like, what's going on? And then Joey said it. I'm like, oh, yeah, that's it.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Especially because her boyfriend used to like Monica. It's weird. Yeah. But then in the trailer, it seems like Joey stops being so into Monica. Like right now they're in a good place, but she just, in the trailer, she's like, I feel like I like him more than me.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Like, yeah, I'll be fine. Fine. Fine. That makes it. Yeah. Because I actually think that they're a good couple. And they like actually make me and Ben laugh. Like they're really sweet with one another. And they're one of the few couples that had sex. So I'm going to cut to Dave and Lauren next. And we'll get into like their whole thing. That's like the arsehole and the nurse.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah, the arsehole and the nurse. So when they're in Honduras, they get together one time with the whole group. Dave and Lauren? Yeah, everyone. No, the whole group gets together once. Have we moved on? Yeah, I'm moving on now. Consider us moved on. So Dave, when they get together, Dave has told us, I hate that they wake up after the first night and they don't just tell us if they had sex or not.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Like, I'm sorry. I know it's like invasive, but you should have to tell us. Like, I'm curious. They don't. And me and Ben are like guessing, you know, you can tell a little bit. Dave, when they all get together, goes up to every single person and is like, you fucking? There's always that guy. I really appreciate it. There's always that guy. I was curious. I would never do it.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
But he wasn't having sex, so I think he wanted to make sure that that was normal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what we find out is that the liberal and the Christian, I can't remember anyone's names. Oh, the girl and the guy. Gay sister and Christian.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Social causes and church. They had sex, which I found really shocking. Joey and Monica had sex. And I think that's it. Dave and Lauren did not.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
So I can't go full mom car. Mm-hmm. And I'm looking for suggestions.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Virginia did not. Those are all the couples, right? No. Oh, Shorty. They did not. Because they were working through, like, that weird Instagram thing. Like, even though after that, she should have just, like, you know, to talk about something else, she should have just started fucking so that he would forget that weird thing she did. Shorty.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
So, at first, I'm, like, liking Dave because I feel like maybe he was misunderstood a little bit in the pods because he was being, like... An arse. And then he was being really sweet with Lauren about like, you know, whenever you're ready to have sex, like take your time. Like he was being very patient.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
But then they get back to Minneapolis and things immediately go wrong because it turns out that like before the trip, excuse me, before the pods, Lauren was like seeing a guy like very casually, like probably just fucking, you know? And I think they hung out like maybe a week before she left for the pods. And this guy is actually kind of connected to Dave and his friends.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
So Dave's friends, they're like mutual friends. It's a small town. I love this. Dave's friends tell Dave being like, yo. And I love that for the teacher. Yeah. Right. Like you don't think the teacher had it in her. So Dave's friends are like, Lauren is like seeing someone. They're really trying to make it nefarious. And so Lauren's like, back is up against the wall.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
She's like kind of being forced to explain this. Like she just was having sex. And she does. She was like, okay. Yeah. Like we hung out like a couple of times. He actually used to date this like girl that we worked with. Um, Like we got ice cream. Like she was just like forced to share like sort of uncomfortable parts of this thing.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Like nobody wants to admit that they were just like fucking some guy. And he is just like so disturbed by it. He can't get over it. And he doesn't believe her. He believes his friends who are saying like she was in a full blown relationship with this grifter before the trip and wanted to become famous. And she's like literally having to defend herself so hard.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
And it just doesn't go away because he's like acting weird for like a whole week. And he's like, it's this thing with the guy. I can't. And the guy lives in the building that they just moved into. What?
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
it's like it's this huge building and it's a small town so it's like she's they're supposed to like you know get get their friends and family together but like it gets canceled because like they just keep fighting about it and it's becoming very clear because there's nothing here it's so she's not like that you can tell she's it's so nothing but he doesn't stop he's using it as an excuse Yeah.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
And he's like, well, my sister knows about it now. And he's been like obsessed with his sister the whole fucking time.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah. We also use tongue. Like they're seriously like something weird going on with the sister. And then when the sister hears, the sister's already skeptical about this whole process and about Lauren in general, but the sister hears this rumor about.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Right. And once the sister hears about this big scandal, it's like setting them back so much. And it's like, Lauren is really well-meaning and he is not. And it's actually painful to watch her like defend herself so hard and just be like not believed. And he's like, I don't, he literally will say, I don't believe you. He's like, I believe my friends.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
So they need to break up immediately. In this previews, Molly comes and, you know. He sees Molly. Yeah, he sees Molly. A lot of theories that like he looked up Molly on Instagram. But I don't think that Lauren and Molly are so different looking that you would look and be like, oh, I got to leave Lauren to get to Molly. They're both very pretty girls.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Volvo. You're saying Volvo.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Like they're not one more extraordinary than the other. Yeah.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Oh, you'll have to wait and see.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Can I tell you about Ben Platt?
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
So Madison breaks up with Mason because like her number one is Ben Platt. And they like have more dreadful conversations. And then he's like, nah. Not proposing. Yeah. Like they get to an inflection point and he's like, I just don't think like we're good for each other. And she's like, what? I broke up with Mason. And he actually said like the Mason thing had a lot to do with it.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Like she just was so high and mighty and like really weird about it. And she didn't like how he treated how she treated Mason in that moment. Wait, I don't feel like she did that. Oh, I thought she did. I thought she was being really weird with Mason being like, you played two girls. You don't even like him.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
But I've never seen, I've never seen it that like you make a strong choice and then you don't end up with that guy.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
So they're not in Honduras. They're not a factor anymore, even though they show up to this party next week. Mason and Blondie also show up to the party. Oh. Well, no, not together. No, no, no. But they'll see each other. They'll see each other. And I actually got from the trailer that they had like connected before.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
So the car mom is like this influencer who does like really in-depth reviews of every different car, like for different moms, like here's helpful things that'll, but she doesn't cover like the, like I need also the cool factor. Like I'm still me.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
already like i don't think it was the first time i think that they like are seeing each other it's just like a vibe i love when there's a party so the last couple and the episode kind of ends with this tiktok drama and it's about church man and social causes And so she's sitting on the couch and like everything, they're probably in the best spot. Like everything's going really well from them.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
They're having great sex. He, you know, brings his whole group of friends to meet her and they're like a really diverse group. Like it was just what she needed, you know? Like, no, like for real, like one of the girls there was lesbian. And I think that was like really a relief for her. Like, wow, one of your best friends who you talk about religion with is gay. Like it was really going well.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
And I was like, you know what? Maybe these two have a future. She's sitting on the couch and she's like scrolling on her phone. She goes, oh, my God. And at first I thought it was going to be gossip juicy, like not about her.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
And apparently while this was happening in real time, so like a year ago, everyone in Minneapolis was talking about the fact that the Love is Blind people, it's a small town. So like that the cast is, you know, coupled up living in this apartment building.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
And this TikTok goes viral of a girl crying, being like, I'm so sick of Love is Blind casting these terrible men who do terrible things, like kind of using very strong words. She doesn't exactly say who it is or what he did, but just being like, I'm sick of it. Netflix giving a platform to these people. So very quickly, the investigators start investigating, and it's Church Boy, Ben.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Is that his name? Yeah, that's not Ben Platt. Yeah, okay. And then other people start sharing their stories. Now, he hasn't been accused of any great crime. Like, she was definitely...
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
using a lot of uh euphemisms like she was just being exaggerating but basically he's like a dick you know he like you know dates a lot of girls says he wants a relationship then never hears from you again after you have sex with you like nothing criminal but you know not good guy that you want to bring home to mother behavior and then a lot of girls are like oh my god i dated him too and we went home together like it was kind of giving remember like west elm caleb
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. Like just like a viral guy in a city who like dates a lot of girls and like promises them the world and then they have sex and you never hear from them again. And Sarah is in this unique spot because she's like her social cause. Like she's like, well, I'm not going to invalidate this woman's experience. You know, she, but you know, there's no proof.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I'm not going to also write off my fiance because of this one video where she doesn't really say what you did. Right. And so he was like, She was like, have you seen this TikTok? And he's like, yeah, he had already seen it. So he must've had like the biggest pit until she saw it. And she's like, do you know this person? He's like, yeah, kind of. Like we dated four years ago.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
And she's asking him questions about the relationship. Like, did you ghost her? Did you have sex with her? And he's like, no, I didn't have sex with her. I can't remember if I ghosted her. She's like, you don't remember? And so she's like grilling him.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
She's really trying to straddle the line between like not invalidating this other woman's experience while also holding space for like, it could be a lie. And this is my fiance and I like him, but I also need to do proper digging. And so she said at the end of the episode, right before they cut was like, I believe you.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
But like, if I hear anything else, so if there's anything else you want to fess up, like, Let me know because if I hear something else, I'm going to be pissed. Yeah. And I do think in future episodes, because like the TikTok blows up and other girls are coming out. I think it becomes a much bigger thing.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
No, when the new episodes come out, just join me. I told you everything.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
So I was thinking, I also saw a while ago, Rach Parcell talking about her mom car. The Lincoln Navigator. Yeah, it was like this brand new Lincoln Navigator. It looked like a limo. Like it was so sick on the inside. And that stuck with me too. But like, are Lincolns safe? I don't know. Yeah, you'll have to look into that.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
No, you need to see Taylor scrolling through the Unfollow app.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah, you do. You do just know.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Where sometimes like it's so obvious that somebody finds the other person so ugly that like they can't go on.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
A thousand percent. No, there's nothing like that. That's what everyone's very ordinary. And I saw Nicole Byer talking about this on a podcast and I had said it like she said it in a much funnier way. But she's like, throw some ugly fatties in there. Like, it's really you're like, is love blind and everybody looks the same? Well, we don't know. Yeah.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Like, it's really it's only really interesting when it comes like the blind love experiment when there are people of varying degrees of sexiness. Like, I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody on this cast is equally good looking.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Okay, well, on that note, thanks.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
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The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
They said, yes, Jackie is the problem.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah. So that's four human beings. And we really take up a space of like six. So you're right. Maybe an Escalade is exactly what we need. What happens if, you know, God willing, we have a second child? Like we wouldn't fit in the Escalade.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Bitch to park. In New York City, the bigger your car, it can double your parking costs per month. So it's a lot of things to consider. And then some people would do a Porsche Cayenne. Okay, so I would love to be a Porsche Cayenne kind of mother. I can't lie. It's just like a little expensive, you know? How much is it?
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
If I were to just like throw caution to the wind and get like a car... That's like not a mom car, but it's just like a big ass car. Like I would get that Hummer.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Electric or not electric. You know, I don't care about the environment.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah, because the OG Hummer was such a gas guzzler, they were forced out of the market.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
What about a Yukon? I think there's a lot of good options out there. The GMC? I'm closing this chapter of my life, like me and my sexy, cool Range Rover Sport, you know?
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah, it's really high up. Yeah, especially for girls like us.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
It's so true. And then also my seat is even higher because I have my coccidinia pillow on it. Of course. So there's just been a myriad of challenges and I'm looking forward to this next chapter.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Well, when your needs are as specific as a pregnant woman, it's hard to just like flop around in another person's bed. Do you know what I mean? You have your things. Like at home, I have a lot of different necessities, especially on the nightstand, on the actual bed. It's kind of an orchestra.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
You have a really good mom car, like Zach's car.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
You don't like it? No. Everybody knows that. When you guys told me you were getting the Kia Tilly, right? I'm like, ew. And let me tell you, nobody drives that car more than me. I think it's the most amazing car. I think it is the most amazing car. And the inside, you would never know it's a Kia. It looks like a Uber X. Not X, excuse me, Uber Black. It's so gorgeous. It drives so amazing.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
But, you know, you got to be driving a Kia. Yeah. And that's something I personally, like that's a boundary I can never cross. I know, you're very much like a car snob. I'm that, I'm really shallow when it comes, and me, have you ever met Ben?
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
It's true. It's true. You're not a part of like the OG convo with like all the different dealerships.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
i don't know luxury cars whatever i do think tesla falls under luxury but i would i would say yes yeah um no i don't i'm snobby and like i want something fabulous sorry i do i'm a fabulous person ben is more car snobby than you i forgot about oh my god i could never like recommend no no when ben heard you guys were getting a kia like he wasn't okay Well, the Kia's time is almost up.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I will be devastated. And can I tell you, because I remember when you did this whole car mom conversation, which one should I get? And you and Zach were like really, like all the options, like the best one was a Kia Tele, right? I was floored. I'm like, you guys, you're too cool for a Kia. And I was wrong.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
You've got to signal for everything, my friend. So I agree. I'm with you because I'm like a seasoned driver and I don't give up on signaling, like even the smallest thing, lane changing and signaling. It has definitely become optional in certain parts of the country. It's so crazy to me. I will never be one of those drivers.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Well, that's like you being like new driver neurotic.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
But in an attempt to feel a little bit more, in an attempt to feel a little bit closer to you, I've decided to do something a little dramatic. Okay. Wow. Now, if you're watching on YouTube, you'll see I put on my three blind my sunglasses. Now, I want to say something. I don't. I'm going to take them off. I'm going to take them off.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
The thing is, I'm sure it's a great car. The...
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
charging it's not for me but mostly it's not for ben and ben's the one in charge of like keeping our car guzzling gas or you know having battery and a couple of times like we rented electric cars we used your tesla he hates it yeah well you have to like i have a charger wherever you live i've never and ben does a lot of long distance drives like he's driving to massachusetts tomorrow yeah it's not it's not for us it's not for that yeah sorry okay well keep us posted
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Should we dive in? Like, we do have a lot. It feels short. No, and it feels like transitioning to talking about something that's not us is, like, not something I'm dying to do.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
All right, I'll share a story. I didn't even tell you this. And if you watched my Instagram story without sound, which I'm sure you did because you never listen to my stories with sound, you missed this.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I am ableist. I am ableist. Cool. I am ableist. Because honestly, when I do that caption thing on Instagram, I talk so fast and I don't use English words like Parchee that I have to like edit it so much. Don't edit it. It becomes another job.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Okay. So I had a kind of a busy day yesterday. Been in the middle of February. I thought it would be good to golf. And I allowed it. You know, I've become very strict about when Ben can leave the house. But I figured, like, if I gave this one, I would I would get some leeway to say no. I hadn't said yes in a while. So I had to busy myself. I got a manicure.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I went to the kosher grocer and I ended up walking. Yeah, that's right. Like 10 blocks. And that's not something I've done. And I'm walking. I know. And I didn't have my headphones or anything. So I'm just enjoying the partiness of the city. And I do what normal people do. I'm like eavesdropping. There's three girls behind me. They're so swirly. You know, they're just like girls.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
They're wearing hokas, leggings, like big socks. Like they were just, I knew they listened to the toast. And I'm walking in front of them and I'm listening to their conversation. They're gossiping about a wedding. And then they're like, by the way, I did not like the toast. And I was like, what the fuck? They don't know I'm right in front of them. And the other girl goes, no, I agree.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
It was really burnt. And I was like, oh.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Oh, oh, I thought she meant the podcast. Well, first, of course. But then I'm like, wait, no, they're talking about a wedding. There was a toast. No, no, by the way, it wasn't back to back. So she was talking about a wedding. They were talking about a bunch of things. And then it was like silence. Was it a Moroccan wedding? She was like, I didn't like the toast.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
And then there was this picture going around, I guess, like, back in the day when he was, like, trying to become a YouTuber. He used to pass out these business cards that had, like, his face on it. Like, Ben's YouTube. And, like, it was cringe, but, like, literally. It was cringe, but, like, okay, pop-off networker.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
and so all these things kept coming out like just like making fun of him and she was like winning and then he made a tiktok like he finally decided to he just like let all this happen to him even at the reunion he like didn't defend himself so you just assume that he's guilty well he just like made a tiktok not after that guy christmas photo daniel
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Yeah, by the way, he totally followed her.
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So he just basically like posted all the screenshots of all the text messages between them after the show. And it really made her look so bad. First of all, it's like your values, your values, your values, your values, right? You still got engaged to the guy who didn't have your values. You then broke up with him like in front of everybody, like my values, yeah.
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And then you still got back together with him after the show. It's like your values obviously aren't that important to you. It's fine. Like, but stop acting like they are because you are acting like not in accordance with your values, right? All these text messages, like really proving kind of like everything she said to me had been a lie about their time afterwards.
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And like now she's making a million TikToks defending herself in the comments. Everybody's so over her. It's like, girl, leave this man alone. Like he didn't even fight back when you really like during the reunion and afterwards, like tried to like annihilate him and it worked. He didn't even fight back. And then you just didn't stop.
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So he made one video with the screenshots and it really exonerated him. And you like, people are, she's getting eaten alive now. Like it's, you either live the hero. What is it?
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joey oh yeah so there's just like a lot of rumors now about like the cast and again it comes back to like losers gonna lose like i i can't care that much but the flip in public like the people who are still paying attention the flip in the public perception you are amongst them you can i know i'm a self-hating love is blinder so love is blind season eighter yeah yeah totally are you in any chat rooms
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I'm not not, you know, like I I'm in a couple of group chats like with people where we talk about it until the next season. And do we have the 49er story today?
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Whatever the opposite of unplugged is, like I was plugged. I would love to know my screen time. Jackie, I did not get out of bed or off my phone the entire time. Even when I was watching TV, I was scrolling on my phone. Let's see. See all activity.
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I think that like one third of all people are water signs.
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Maybe it's people who drink a lot of water for sure.
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Yeah, pretty much. And to be clear, I had 11 and a half hours on my phone yesterday. And that's impressive given that I also took a two hour nap.
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Oh my God, grandma. I just wait for my weekly report. I don't go to settings. Just scroll down.
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And type in screen time. Oh, well, I do the search. Do the search. And then you're going to see all app and website activity.
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It's on day, yeah. No, is it on today?
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So now swipe to the right and it'll take you to yesterday. I don't know if you're ordering.
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This is like hearing about someone's dreams.
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Yeah. Yeah, that was. Yeah, that's really good. Yeah. Yeah. Now, we do have a lot to do.
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Oh, okay. We can dilly dally more. What else?
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And you're welcome to meet me at the Aptop. I wish you didn't start singing that song. It's like a song now that's torturing me, you know?
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They offer carefully curated designs and affordable pieces, making it easy to refresh your wardrobe for seasons ahead without breaking the bank. With sizing up to XXL, excuse me, XXXL, There's something for everyone, no matter what your body type is. I have so many different of our pieces, probably ranging from like medium to two XL, because I like a lot of my sweaters oversized.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
And now like, I really need a bigger size. Um, And that's been the hardest part of pregnancy, especially on the toes, like finding new tops, new sweaters, new blouses. And that's what Avara is really great for because they keep their prices really reasonable, but they don't sacrifice their quality. And it's not like stuff you're going to see anyone else wearing. Like it's really unique.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
It's really cute. It's really party sweaters. And they have great seasonal items. Like for the holidays, I had such cute like little candy cane items. They have a range of versatile styles that let you mix and match spring styles for endless options. Also, their size inclusivity is really fabulous. And they have an Avara exclusive line that you can't find anywhere else.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
I don't know if I've, I mean, in my pregnancy era, have I even DD'd? No, there's nowhere to drive to. It's hard to be a designated driver when you don't leave your house.
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And I got a targeted Facebook ad that worked so well for Honeylove, like I want to say maybe six years ago. And it's my go-to whenever I have like a wedding or like a business thing that I need like
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power shorts for and now like with pregnancy I'm constantly having new needs with bras and underwear and Honeylove is such a great place to shop so yeah I know everybody's like obsessed with them now because like the toast is like sponsored by them but yeah I invented Honeylove um And I feel like your bra and underwear drawer can really become like such mayhem over the years.
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You just like don't throw anything away. And Honey Love is a great place. Like get the basics. They wear really well. They last really long. They've completely transformed the bra game. You can say goodbye to the discomfort of underwire and bulky fabrics while still giving you all the lift that you want. Their fabrics are really soft.
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It feels like a second skin, which is perfect for the warmer days. And for a limited time, you can get Honey Love on sale. Treat yourself to 20% off your entire order by heading to honeylove.com slash toast. You'll support the toast and check them out because you deserve this glow up. And their bras, their shapewear, I love their power sculpt short. Just trust me.
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Like, these are things I know as a woman of, you know, a certain look. And I'm telling you, Honeylove has got the turdy stamp of approval. And that's Honeylove.com slash toast. That link will get you 20% off. And after your purchase, I'll ask you where you heard about Honeylove. Please support the toast and tell them that we sent you. Treat yourself to Honeylove because you deserve it.
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Thank you, turtle love. What can I say?
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Our first story. Turtle dove? Nah, turtle love.
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What is this show about? I actually feel like I've been thinking about that. What kind of business you in? I've been thinking about that a lot recently. Like, what is this show about? It's so funny.
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I'm like, no, I actually think a lot of people want it. At the end of the day, guys, sound off in the comments. If you could, one word, what is the toast about? I would say the toast is about me. That's how I feel for my POV.
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Oh, screw sisterhood. It's about me. I guess, yeah, that's better. That's better. But you know how self-centered I am.
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Oh my God. I feel like I spoke this into existence. Was it literally last week I said like, I've only ever been like truly drunk with your husband like three times.
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Mm-hmm. Okay, yes, but we don't sit here every day and talk about love. Do you know what I mean?
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Yes, yes. So I would say the essence of the toast is love.
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Yeah, well, when I tell people like in a basic elemental level, I'm like, oh, it's about like pop culture and celebrity. And it's not. Like we've, that ship has sailed.
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Got it. So it's not really one word.
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When you boil it down, like we cannot be summed up to just one word.
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They're always trying to put us in a box. Wait, speaking of, you know, we have like a semi-viral TikTok sound. And by semi-viral, I'm like, like it has a thousand views. I mean, a thousand videos. It's the classic Jackson Claude sound. How does it go? I can't like about how amazing we are. The fact that we have so many haters. It's such a funny sound.
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And over the weekend, Alex Earl and Bethany posted it on Bethany's channel. I forgot to tell you this. Bethany deleted it.
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Yeah. What? Yeah. Why? I was getting tagged in it like a million times and I was so excited. I'm like, oh my God, the swirlies are swirlying. And then somebody tagged me in it and I opened it and it said videos gone.
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It wasn't the best lip syncing moment. It wasn't the best lip syncing moment. And we're difficult to lip sync over. Yeah. Because we have a very specific tenor and rhythm to our voices. And we obviously speak very quickly.
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I'm sorry. I sent you that being like, oh my God, look at us. Alex, Arielle, ah. And then I didn't follow up. I didn't want to ruin your weekend.
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It was, he had to be there kind of moment. It was a fleeting, beautiful moment.
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And I think his previous contract was two years, $9 million. So it's relatively, I don't know why they released him. I think they ended up spending more money, but I don't think they were right. And like, I don't know if they were expecting that. Kyle would be really desired by another team. The Steelers really wanted him.
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And I think they offered him more money and he decided to take less money to stay because he loves his team and like wants to finish what he started. I don't think they were expecting that. And I also, I know it doesn't like matter to organizations because it's like, it's all about the bottom line. It's all about winning.
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And if you cut someone or release them for whatever reason, there's a reason for it. But I do think like the outcry from the fans, like the faithful, that's what they call them. Like I have to imagine it had an impact. Like all the players, like it's not good for morale. What's a million dollars for morale?
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What do you think this means for Sydney Warner? Like she thought she won. We talked about this on Friday if you guys aren't familiar.
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Failed. So if you guys weren't paying attention on Friday, we talked really briefly. There is like a lot of like wife drama over in San Francisco when Kyle was released. This girl, Sydney, who was oddly on The Bachelor, but it's now like a famous wag. Her husband's name is Fred Warner. He's really good. She was like posting celebratory shit. I mean, like, it's such a good day.
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Meanwhile, everybody else is posting like montages of them crying. And so people were quick to. you know, make the connection. And it wasn't the first time that she had posted something shady in regards to Kristen use check. But now like, not only are they back, but like their hometown heroes, they gave up the money, more money to go to Pittsburgh. Like they are beloved like by the community.
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What? And like, she kind of showed her cards. Yeah. She showed before it was official. She showed her cards. She should have waited to dry. Yeah. Yeah. What a pit do you think she has? I don't know. I feel like I feel like she's kind of ballsy.
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Yeah. Maybe she don't give a fuck.
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Right, right, nothing ventured, nothing lost. I'm happy that I didn't throw away all my 49ers gear because I was done. What am I rooting for this random team for? What's my personal connection?
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The comments on Friday's episode were cracking me up. Everybody was being like, not Jackie and Claudia bothering the fuck out of Kyle Juszczyk with their stupid questions while he's clearly going through some contract negotiations. Probably very stressful.
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Literally prancing along. You get a little thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water. Damn, a fucking bullet rips off part of your head. Your brain's laying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask you, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing? That was such a good reference. Kudos to you.
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Like really A plus podcasting right there.
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I also want to say to Kyle, you're welcome. I think the pressure from being weenie of the week to the 49ers like definitely added.
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Yeah, the 49ers, like, follow me on Instagram. They're, like, always commenting on my shit. Especially because, like, when me and Ben announced our pregnancy. Our. Lol. I'm wearing a 49er sweatshirt. Like, it was just because it was the only thing that fit me at the moment. Like, it wasn't, you know. And I think they, like, really see themselves, like, in my journey. So, it's good for everybody.
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The synergy remains. The faithful family. And I'm glad we can all stay.
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If he like went to other teams, you're saying?
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Okay, well, that is Menchie.
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That's a nice way of thinking about it. But for me, if that's my man, I'm like, girl, we have bills to pay. Get back in there.
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But in this situation. Literally a bunch of commies on the field. I'm cracking up.
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So it's 2025 to 2030. Okay. Six years, 330 million.
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It is. So it's 55 a year plus a signing bonus of 56. What's GTD at sign? Is that what you're owed at signing?
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Oh, guaranteed at signing.
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147. So he gets like half of it up front. Oh, and then guaranteed like total, like let's say they trade him, but he's still guaranteed 250.
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Damn. Yeah. What'd you do with $330 million? To be honest, it's not enough.
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Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you do have to factor in taxes. So let's say, you know, you're, you're going home with one 75 ish. Okay. Well that changes things. Right. And then of course I have to take care of people in my life. And then I need to put some away for future generations and also my money so I can stop working.
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To take a bite out of. Yeah, a couple homes. Yep. Maybe a plane.
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Yeah, I often daydream about what I would do if I was the type of person who could afford a plane. And I actually think having a plane is more trouble than it's worth.
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I could charter. Do you think they took Kim Air to India?
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So I actually think that they didn't because it's such a long flight and private airplanes, like actually a lot of celebrities, like when they fly internationally, they have to fly commercial because you stop for refuel. Her plane is huge, but like, it's not Drake's plane. It's like a 747.
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They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday. Hope everybody had a partalicious definition Fergalicious weekend. Speaking of girls who are Fergalicious, it's Jax.
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No, it wasn't. No Air India for Khloe.
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Oh, well, that was the other thing.
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Yes. I don't think that Kim and Khloe spent any money being there. I think they were, like, flown out, put up, the dresses, the diamonds from Lorraine. And I actually think when Kim was like, oh, no, I'm going to have to pay for the missing diamond that fell on the floor, I'm almost positive the Ambani's paid for it. Like...
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No, for sure. But like that little diamond was like a hundred grand.
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You looked pargy, like really pargy. Blue is, blue looks good on Foley.
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Well, I'm happy to say bang bang, you know.
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Bang bang into the room. You know you want to.
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Oh, I didn't feel like this was giving new couple. I don't know why. I know that they were together, but like he's so ugly and old and she's so fabulous and young and she is seeing someone, a very highly controversial figure. Her community actually really turned on her when they found out she's dating like a former dictator of Cuba's son, like somebody really offensive to her community's son.
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And that was a couple of months ago. I assume they were still together.
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I just, I actually refuse to believe this.
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Yeah, I know, but, like, sorry, Tom Cruise is gross. I know you think so. No, no, it's not like a feeling I have.
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Excuse me. I'm not saying to, and this, thank you for pointing that out to the Gen X. I'm not saying he's gross because he's old. Like there's a lot of baddies who are that age of that generation.
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His face, his brain, he's short. Seriously, what's to like? If Tom Cruise wasn't a talented actor and he was just a regular Joe Schmo, he would be like divorced alcoholic couch potato, please. There's nothing desirable about him.
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No, no, I'm telling you, Jackie, you're thinking so low of the Gen X swirlies. The Gen X swirlies do not fuck with Tom Cruise. He's so toxic. Oh, yeah.
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No, I'm telling you, that's like the mystery. No one fucks with him. So how is he the biggest movie star in the world?
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Yes, logically, I agree. Like I see the photos, but there is something inside me just stopping me. I am resisting arrest because these two can't possibly. They just can't.
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Yeah. And if you are, if we're going to like go back and look at history for references, like her having poor taste in men and liking older men, like there is proof of that. Ben Affleck, the dictator's son, like she's not known for her choices when it comes to romantic partners. So actually...
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The evidence, the evidentiary support leads me to believe that actually maybe if I'm looking at this, you know. They're married. Right. As a completely unbiased third party perspective with no particular interest in the matter. Yeah, no, this definitely seems like something she would do. Yeah. And him, a young ingenue who he can torture, that's his favorite. Yeah. You will love it.
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Well, you're just reminding me, I finished Sex, Lies of College Girls, which is literally a show about Colgate.
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Even though she's... You will love it. Even though she's a little too powerful for him. Like, he got his claws into Katie Holmes so early on. She was like a rising star. She was super young. He was really able to control her and bring her into his crazy-ass cult. Like, Ana de Armas is... One of the biggest movie stars in the world. And she's much older. Well, not much older.
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She is slipping, for sure. But she's still up there. It's not too late for her to turn it around. No, it's not too late. But she's not where she was. No, I always think about that. You know who I think that about all the time? Do you remember Alicia Vikander? Yeah, slipped.
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And I want to say something, and it goes against everything I believe in, because I don't think Mindy Kaling has ever, like, done anything wrong. But, like, this was actually some of the worst TV I've ever watched. And there was a time where I thought it was the greatest show ever created. And, oh, my God, it was so bad. Like, did anybody else think that?
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there was like a two year period where like Alicia Vikander was like the face of Louis Vuitton, the face of Swarovski in every movie, Venice Film Festival, Cannes Film Festival. She was clearly on her way to becoming like the next Cate Blanchett or whatever.
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I don't actually. That's a pretty good analysis. Yeah.
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We don't talk enough about how Camila Cabello actually has fabulous taste in men. Obviously, Shawn Mendes. Like, who wouldn't? You know? This billionaire. Beautiful.
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And then that dating app founder who's Jewish and hot, what's his name? Yeah. Did he start Lox Club? I think so. Whatever, like hot Jewish tech entrepreneur.
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I love when pop stars have like... flings it's kind of a rite of passage with like unknown non-famous billionaires like remember when Rihanna was low-key dating that Saudi prince like that was a really crazy time for her yeah um I love this you know Janet Jackson very famously also dated a Saudi billionaire I'm not sure if he was a prince um I love that.
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You know, it's a kind of a different route of, and you know, they can pay to get you all the places.
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I feel like that's what Sophie Turner's doing right now with like her unknown aristocratic. Pellegrino Perrier. Correct. Yeah.
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Yeah. I like when people do something different, but still chic.
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When you were in a relationship that was like for Camila Cabello, like so Hollywood and like Stan culture and like kind of toxic at times. Like you were performing together. Like that's fun, but it can be really dark. And so there's none of that here with a billionaire. Like we're just happy on our plane and our yacht.
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I know. And with the Renee rap of it all, I thought it wouldn't affect the show. And I don't know if that's why it was bad, because she left. Or because the writers, they took a left turn. And to replace her, they replaced her with three people. And it's actually too much now. They should have just gotten a replacement and stuck with it.
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There's nothing wrong with that.
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There's nothing wrong with that. I am glad to see her platinum blonde hair be gone. She was sort of like made to be a brunette, you know? Yeah, I do. I do. And I think that that that platinum hair had a lot to do with why the music flopped, if I'm being honest. Kind of how like a pixie cut can ruin an actress's career. A platinum blonde moment can ruin the career of us. I don't know.
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I don't know. I'm worried about Emma Stone. That's all I'll say.
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And so they replace the roommate with Charlotte Lawrence. I like her. She sings. But then they have like new supplemental characters like Lila, who I love. Lila, the girl who works at the coffee shop. You like her too. And then this new girl, like there's too many people now.
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You're welcome, Chand. Yeah.
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Oh, I thought like that the Leroy and him had beef.
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I mean, this is also like on the heels of like, you know, him posting weird things on social media. People are always, he did, you know, have an off week last week. I don't even like to, I don't like look into it or report on it because nothing ever happens. Like Justin Bieber, but you know what? He's fine. He's a father. He's happy there at Disneyland. Like it's always fine. Yeah.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
And then Haley was posting like things on her stories about church and a lot of people thought it was like her leaving church. Whereas I definitely like understood it as like if I went to church, I would find this relatable and funny. Like she was just commenting on like church culture, not like I'm leaving the church.
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But you know what was what I hoped it had be? I watched so much TV this weekend. Ben was gone on a golf trip. And this was like the one thing, like the second we found out we were pregnant, he was like, I won't go. Like, let's just take it like month by month. We'll see how we go. And I know he really wanted to go. So I was like trying to be supportive. Big mistake.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Wow. You think there's trouble in Leroyadice? Leroy and McCray. Leroy Day. Well, she's like busy. She just launched an album. Like, I don't think she could just be taking days off.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
By the way, Ben, you know, Ben is like fake into wellness, right? Because like he, you know.
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Central. I remember. I watched the episode. He gets fake into herbs and he takes creatine, but literally he'll do crack. He doesn't really go there. He doesn't commit. He literally lives on Advil and Tums. Yes, actually. He's been trying to pull back, but yes. Advil is his multivitamin. Yeah, he's a big talker, you know?
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
The man loves a cigarette, okay? Like, please.
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But he's always, like, joking about SLIT, the Software Longevity Institute of Technology, where, like, he comes up with these, like, actual fake-ass regiments and protocols and beliefs. And it's so funny. He's always talking about the Software Longevity Institute. Longevity is just a word that makes me laugh and reminds me of that.
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Well... The T is because the acronym SLEE isn't as- No, it's SLEE. And the Software Longevity Institute of Technology.
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Oh, that's, no, not pulses. What are those things called?
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Ben loves a pressure point like I had a headache the other day and Ben's really gotten into pressure points since I can't take Advil or anything and I'm such an Advil fiend like I'm so looking forward to a few months from now taking Advil again um so he's really gotten even more into finding pressure points for all my various illnesses like when I was having my IBS constipation in my first trimester like he was seriously pressing on like parts of my foot it didn't work but the other day I had the worst headache and there's just nothing you can do right
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He put this pressure point, I think it was in my knee. Oh my God, let me show you my headache went away. It was really crazy. No, you know, it pains me to like ever admit that he's right.
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I will never be supportive again. I was so fucking bored, like dead, like. They need to invent a new word for bored because that's how uneventful my weekend was. But I watched everything under the sun. And I watched the entire season of the Kardashians on Hulu.
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So my belief with the reason that it worked is that it's a little placebo. It's like my head was really hurting me, but then there's this big man in his huge hand breaking my knee that like by the time he releases it, I'm more focused on the pleasure of my knee being intact than the little pain in my head.
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Yes, that's very Eastern, too.
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Yeah, so that's like a big core tenet. Pressure points, Gaia herbs, turmeric.
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That's the one. But it's like this one brand they sell at Whole Foods. It's called Gaia Herbs. Quick defense. Quick defense. Yes. Ben, if you're ever sick, he'll be like, all right, come here and I'll give you the biggest pile of pills. I'm like, you want me to swallow? I would die if I swallowed all these pills. It's turmeric. It's echinacea. Oh, he loves turmeric. Yeah, he loves turmeric.
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radiator springs racers ride you'll feel like kids leroy again you'll feel like kids leroy so his presence is definitely like confusing especially because you said there's former beef i thought that the two of them because i i don't know i don't know i don't i don't have proof i just remember like things being bad they did the song together yeah And I think like Justin brought him in.
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He was like a Scooter Braun, like a whole thing. And then he left. I don't know. I just thought there was beef. Maybe there's not.
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So true. Especially after the fires. It's like everybody's reevaluating.
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That's the real beauty here of the story.
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We need to talk about the infantilization of adults at Disney World.
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But when celebrities do it, it's somehow not weird.
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And it's like they're not going with their kids. It's like people without, you know?
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Yeah, but you went with your children.
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Yeah, of course. That's the whole point why the park was erected.
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By the way, that's so funny that you said Sheena because when you were like celebs, love. Sheena. I was thinking Sheena.
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Yeah, I did think you were talking about Stassi.
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Not them like thinking they're doing the same thing as the Golden Globes. Like, well, you loved it. He's back.
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You inspired me. And then I saw like Liz Woods posting about it on Instagram. And I was like, you know what? Like, fuck it.
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If you really want more. We're all just like still recovering from that awful ceremony that Conan truly added nothing to. He didn't take it away. He wasn't like a bomb. He wasn't joke. He was just like not funny, not offensive, not anything. So I guess they're. happy with the mediocrity. I'm so confused.
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Yeah. Like Kim would want to host it. And that wouldn't be very good. So... Back to Conan, like, okay. Okay. I think how they thought we were going to receive this, how we are, like, okay.
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Unless, like, there's somebody who...
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crushes it so good and like you can't wait to get more of them Nikki Glaser or sometimes it's like two people will present together and they had such chemistry that it inspires them to be chosen next you're like that's fun but so to bring or like somebody like Ricky Gervais right like there's always excitement tension Conan doesn't have that like what Conan has is that he's like a likable affable guy and
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Yeah, but the thing about Ricky Gervais is that he's, like, one of those rogue comics who has, like, the approval of Hollywood. Like, he's done movies, he's done film, he's, like, kind of really regarded and respected. Whereas, like, Shane Gillis, I think, like, the Oscars would see as, like, a fringe radical comedian.
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I don't even think I would say it's a comfort show. I feel like what I thought it was, like based on my years of watching, especially the later seasons of Keeping Up and then the new seasons of the Hulu, it was very produced, like silly beeline story plots. And then like lots of footage of the girls sitting around on their phones. Yeah, yeah. And I just, I could do that in my own house.
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Yeah. I mean, I would love to see it. Although, I don't know, like, is his specialty in terms of, like, he comments on, like, culture, but I feel like he doesn't do, like, a lot of, like, Hollywood or popular culture. Like, Ricky Gervais is sort of known for his takes, like, on Hollywood, which is why it's so appropriate.
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Whereas I feel like Shane Gillis, like, doesn't know who any of these people are and doesn't give a fuck.
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Yeah, which is why when Ricky Gervais did it, it was so crazy.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I thought he did the Oscars.
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And it's just so funny when you think back on the big scandal of Kevin Hart at the Oscars. Because now, Kevin Hart doing the Oscars is literally charity. He's the biggest movie star in the world. But at the time, it was such an honor. And I get it. You want that sort of notch in your belt. But like... That would seriously be a waste of Kevin Hart's time.
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Now, if you want to take your helmet off for two seconds, I have a couple of things I want to say about White Lotus. I'll do a brief TV recap. We'll do an official one tomorrow or whenever you watch it.
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Okay, you guys know I've been kind of a huge hater of White Lotus because it's literally boring. This was actually a good episode. I feel like it was really White Lotus-y. Loved to see Leslie Bibb's husband, Sam Rockwell, very famous actor. A lot of people don't know that. Leslie Bibb, who's a part of the three-girl group gang with the short blonde hair, the Republican from Texas.
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Her husband in real life is Sam Rockwell, and he was in last night's episode playing the guy talking to Rick in Bangkok about how he pretends he's a little Asian girl. I don't know. That whole conversation where I was not paying attention. That's her husband, so I just loved that. Also, I just loved the partying scenes. That's really fun.
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I get a lot of anxiety watching people take drugs, so seeing the two brothers take drugs gave me a pit. I just hate watching. I don't like doing drugs. I don't like seeing people do drugs. It just gives me a lot of anxiety. But that scene with them on the boat and then also the other party with Valentin and his friends and the three girls, that was really fun.
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It was very White Lotus-y, just very... I like that a lot. The one thing I had an issue with is I did not need to see the two brothers kiss. Call me crazy. I just don't like incest. I thought it was like gross and weird. And I know they're not brothers in real life, so it's not a big deal, but they're brothers in my mind. And at first it was like a tiny peck. I was like, okay, fine.
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But then they like made them kiss a couple of times and it was like French. It was just weird. And then the Ratcliffe family. I just love these two. The dad, oh my God, Jason Isaacs. He gives me such a pit. When he was about to blow his brains out, I was seriously like, don't do it. Don't do it. He's such a good actor. Oh my God, Parker Posey. She had so many good one-liners.
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When she thought she was in Taiwan, she was like, we are in Taiwan. What? When she said to her daughter that her daughter can't be Buddhist because she's not Chinese. She's seriously so funny. The writing for her character is so good. She obviously really made it
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what it is, but the writing is very good, it's very funny, and I get the character that she's supposed to be portraying, this old Southern lady. So last night's episode actually really made me like a lot of the characters. Belinda having a lizard in her room and thinking the whole time that there was a murderer in her room is so turdy-coated. I really related to her in that moment.
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You know, I don't need to watch that. So that's why I had given up on it. And then I don't know why, maybe like it was making a lot of news. Something compelled me to watch it. And let me tell you, it's an entirely different show. I feel like they really received the feedback of them all filming together and just being on their phones. Like that was what we used to watch.
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And her and Pornchai sleeping together, obsessed. Guy Talk, the brain dead security guard who's in love with Mook, like being so stupid. He knows that Jason Isaacs took the gun. He's like standing around watching Mook dance. Like, bitch, go get your gun. Annie, get your gun. He was being so like helpless and stupid. He was pissing me off. Those are just my initial thoughts.
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When Jackie watches the episode, we'll do like a bigger breakdown. But you can put your helmet back on. You can put your helmet back on. You can put your helmet back on.
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Oh, oh, no, just make sure to put your shin guards on, whatever. My jocks drop. Yeah. Yeah.
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Did you hear me say that? I did. You're booming. It's kind of a good reference.
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You'll get it once you see the episode.
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No, it was a good episode.
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no nothing happened again but it was like finally like what white lettuce is known for right like there's nothing happening but like these people are interesting and funny and they're doing weird things and the plot isn't moving but it's funny and they're all saying funny things okay that's fine by me i'm looking forward like i'm very exhausted for my big weekend so much socializing because i knew so many people and so many right so many new faces social butterfly and like so many like people like i have mutual friends with faces because like there was a girl there who's
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You sound like somebody hosting, like, a freshman orientation. Lots of new faces.
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Were you feeling territorial?
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That's, like, the worst feeling for Dana.
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There's nothing worse than, like, your two random friends, like, meeting up and hitting it off.
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Oh, okay, yeah. Like, let me just go kill myself. Like your camp friend and your college friend. Oh God, that's terrible.
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I am now, I would say my number one pregnancy symptom is sweating. I cannot stop sweating.
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Just like someone was talking, no one was listening, everybody's scrolling on their phones. Like it was so boring.
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They were real that day I wore a vest because that vest was disgusting. This vest is from Amazon. Like it's not, it's really this undershirt from Skims.
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It's purely decorative. I understand. But like I wake up from a nap. I wake up from my sleep. I get up at like, I am sweating everywhere I go. It's really annoying me. So if you see me in the street, like, and I smell, just know I'm doing everything to combat it. I'm showering multiple times a day. I'm wearing so much deodorant, so much dry shampoo.
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Oh, no, no. I thought you were going to say this. If you see Claudia in the street and she smells. No, you didn't.
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No, like literally I'm sweating.
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So true. She's a lot going on.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
um I liked the Lamar stuff and I actually got really choked up when Chloe shared that like people thought it was so crazy when we got engaged after 30 days but Lamar really told me like after he met my family like that was such an impetus for him wanting to marry me because he loved my family so much he never had that growing up I I loved the whole thing like I'm one of those people it's like Chloe and Lamar forever and they did drag it out like over two episodes but I understand why they did what they did watch Santa Barbara and they like brought it back to Lamar
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Okay, and color me confused, how would you feel if you met Fergie?
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And what happened at the San Ysidro Ranch with Chloe and Lamar? Apparently they, like, turned it up.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Yeah, no, I think it was bad. That was like my takeaway. I don't know. The Andrew Huberman, Brian Johnson biohacking episode. Did you catch my vibe? You know, I had seen you say that like these two are in love. And so it was like kind of in my head. And to be honest. You didn't see me smiling at her? Jackie, he literally was in the show for three seconds. Like you made a little bit more of it.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
I was like ready. I'm like, let's go.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
But Kim lying in front of strangers, being like, yeah, I don't drink. So funny. They were really being themselves. I feel like this season is most reminiscent of the early seasons, why everybody liked them. They weren't doing anything crazy in the early seasons. They were just being sisters. And it's so funny and so relatable, even though they're billionaires.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
And I feel like that element was really back. And I was just really enjoying myself. There were funny storylines. There were silly ones, too. There were serious ones. So sad about Kris Jenner's sister. Yeah.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
I think I would be like, lol, you know?
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Okay, so that's the next episode. It hasn't come out yet. And that's giving, like, stupid E! Network storyline.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
And Chris goes, get the gun! It's stupid. I'm sorry. Like, I'll reserve judgment, but it looks like it's, you know... B-plot fodder.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
And I also really like them leaning into, like, Courtney is not really, like, doing things with the family. That's fine. But I like that she's filming her own stuff. Like, I know it was so stupid, but them going to dinner in that car and the whole family and then having family dinner. Like, okay, not the most interesting thing in the world, but, like, that's her life.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
And I like that they're not forcing it to be anything. Like, she's not... they're not forcing her to film anything other than what she's actually doing. And this is what she's doing. And it's interesting. She's in like a very, she said she's going to breastfeed for two years. Like she's in a very nesting phase. And it's nice. I was laughing at the 5k. Like it was funny.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
That's what I'm saying. Nobody.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Well, can I tell you how much I loved seeing them at the Ambani wedding? Like that was so interesting to me. And I really appreciated that they admitted like, no, we've never met these people. Yeah. They just invited us like because we're famous and rich and like they wanted celebrities there and how they got connected through Lorraine Schwartz. I found that to be so interesting.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
And then actually seeing inside the wedding was so sick.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
And so interesting. And one thing that I think that they do a really good job of now is like, they get cameras everywhere. Like they're allowed to film if they're going somewhere, like they're getting clearance to bring a whole ass camera crew. Like sometimes you would see them getting ready for stuff and like, they don't show you inside.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Just describe what it means to be Fergalicious to you.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
I don't think I know all the words either. It's just like a TikTok song.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Oh, you know what? It is Rosé. Yeah. But they're from the same band.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
And, of course. You're literally a grandma.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Was that what it's called? Blippi?
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
The worst song I've ever heard in my life.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
It's actually interesting to me, like, how low the bar is in children's entertainment. Like, I know that if I ever, like, quit this line of work. We're waiting for you. I know. Because, like, the things that go viral, that Excavator song is so fucking bad. Like, not good lyrics, not good beat, not good melody. Like, these kids are. They do not like the beat. They're just, like, accepting scraps.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
I wouldn't make the comparison because to me like Pargyliciousness is like serenity, peace, beauty, grace.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Like, that's the best we could do. Hey, dirt, see you later.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Listen, we can't go down this rabbit hole, but yeah, we do.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
She sounds like a wonderful woman.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
The next time you go to a wedding, ask the mother of the groom if she listens to the toast. That's how we can all make sure that we stay lit with the boomers.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
We'll make it really user friendly.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
I have to update you on something just like an ongoing story. And nobody's paying attention anymore because the season of Love is Blind was so bad, right? So bad. But there actually has been like a lot of drama unfolding on social media between Sarah and Ben. And I think that you would want to know.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Now, I don't know all the details, but basically, like, you know, she slayed, yada, yada, everyone hates him. Like, there was this picture going around. She slayed? Yeah, that was, like, the takeaway. Like, she stood up for herself, and he's a weenie, and he can't remember anything ever.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Well, that's fucking rude.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
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The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I do want to clarify just like one thing my husband said, which, you know, your husband goes on a podcast and talks and you only have one clarification. I think he did a very good job. I never said he couldn't talk about the frames. It's not like I was sick Friday morning. I'm like, I need you to fill in for me. Don't talk about the frames. That's not at all what happened.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
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The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
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The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
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The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
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The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
When we were building this set, Ben was obviously like coming with me and I was showing him pictures of the progress. And he was like, do you feel like the frames are a little and it started to say stuff. And I'm like, shut up. Shut up. That's when I told him he couldn't say anything about the frames.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I completely agree. I think it was really like it was disgusting. I think Blake Lively is a dirty whore. I can't believe she put on a dress and went to work. I think she's a disgrace to women and to humanity. And I think she should die.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And I'm talking about the response to Blake Lively leaving her house. Like, I know that this is a complex situation. Everybody has their takes the lawsuit. But like, seriously, the woman didn't do anything. She went to work.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And they're like, this costume change is so egregious when there are women fighting for their life.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
That's also like I feel like a complication in the whole thing is that one of the very few like public allies of Blake Lively is this director, Paul Feig. So he's at the event, too. He's speaking on behalf. And so if Anna and Blake like really hate each other, there's definitely an imbalance in the workplace because Paul and Blake are thick as thieves.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
No, before Blake was like a... you know, America's Most Wanted. There have been like theories that this was like the most toxic set ever. These two would not even look at each other, refuse to do press together. And this was way before anybody had anything bad ever to say about Blake Lively.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
It's like, if you've been paying attention, there's definitely weirdness in, and the fact that they decided to make a sequel when there was clearly such bad vibes and the movie like wasn't even successful. I don't understand.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah, but not, like he made it seem like I told him to shut up in regards to Friday's episode. Got it. No, no.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Even though, I don't know if Anna Kendrick is getting offered so many roles these days, you know?
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
No, I think it's the opposite. I think people really don't like her.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah, I mean, Pitch Perfect is one of the best movies of our time.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Oh my God, even though she's such an irrelevant ugly in Twilight.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I think you make a good point that like nobody would have agreed to do this movie if it was as toxic as like the rumors have made it up to be because it wasn't this movie that demanded a sequel. Like there was a small following of the niche cult following. But beyond that, it wasn't a movie that really required a second film. So like maybe these three loved working together.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
That's what it sounds like.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Right. And so I think a lot of people are taking clips from this weekend and really making more of it than it is. Like there's definitely something there, but I don't think anything is an admission. Like Anna Kendrick is weird. So when her weird responses to also, I'm sure they've been briefed, like not to speak on Blake Lively. It's like an ongoing legal matter.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
He's working off of old information. Yeah.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Correct. So I don't think that these videos and these responses of Anna are like that telling. Yeah.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
But also, if these two hated each other as much as we've been led to believe that they did and now Blake Lively is the most hated woman in America and they're doing a press tour together, you just know Anna Kendrick, if that was the truth, would be like living for it and like leaning in and giving the people.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah, I don't think that this is like the most amazing copacetic working relationship of all time. I do think maybe some of the rumors have been blown out of proportion a little bit, but there's definitely something there.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah, it was. And I actually felt genuine pain for Blake. She's trying so hard to combat the mean girl. I think one of the biggest, most valid criticisms about her from all this is seeing the way over the years she's interacted with fans and people. It's just rude and bitchy. So to see her go out into the throngs of fans and being like, oh my god, hi! Like pretending she knows who you are.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I just know that was really hard for her because it goes against her natural instinct to be like a big bitch. And I felt bad for her because it was like truly eating humble pie. It's like when Regine George put the back brace on, you know? Yeah.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
No, and the fact that she's being so nice and she's never been this nice, she's kind of validating the rumors.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And there was this male fan who's clearly a big Blake fan. I think Blake was, you know, the Kardashians, people know their biggest, biggest fans, people who run blogs about them. So she was trying to have a moment with this guy. I'm like, you don't know him. You don't know him. You don't know this man. Stop. Stop.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
OK, I am because like at first he was like a Blake ally and then he was a Blake hater. And then over the weekend, he wore this like pin on the red carpet, which was the same flower pin that Justin Baldoni had previously worn. And like he like he's kind of playing into, but he's also like, I don't want to be asked about this. And he's actually been a really big part of the story.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Like one of the big interviews that went viral with Blake being like a nasty bitch was when she was sitting with Brendan Sklenar and he like rolls his eyes. So like, oh, he hates her. But then he was him and Paul Feig were like people to start sticking up for her. And now I feel like he's playing both sides. And I really want to know what he thinks.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
That's the point. That kind of sets us apart.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
He's just like, I think, living for the attention.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Do what's best for his career.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I would be really upset if I found out my boyfriend was like that. Like, I love him, but he's starting to piss me off. Like, who's side are you on?
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yes, that's why he's been doing a lot of press. Right? Oh, you're right. Yes, that's how it's all connected. Paul Feig, same director.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Why is Paul Feig such like a mover and a shaker? I've never even heard of him.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Did you see the video of Sidney Sweeney and Brendan Slater on set of The Housemaid being cute? And now everybody's doing what they did with her and Glenn Powell.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Well, I need Sidney Sweeney to stop pretending like she's going to marry that guy. I need Sidney Sweeney to stop pretending like she's not engaged. No, no. But the thing is, that's what I'm saying. She's not. Like, you're not marrying that guy. You know?
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
We need to reframe the energy.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
No, she would have done it already. Like, she's not. And I... that guy I get it like she's in this situation she's in this situation that like I get it you you can't marry like what are you doing no whoever he is in this world like he's holding her back from uh obviously you know what he reminds me of and this is gonna be like actually no I'm not even gonna say it never mind
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
No, they obviously buried a body in the woods together.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yes, and instead of painting it, she's just doing all these bad movies.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Okay, can I say something a little out of turn? I'm going to say the thing you're not supposed to say. That she's old? No. What? I don't even think that. Margot Robbie, yes, she like married a total nobody. She married a total nobody who's actually extremely good looking.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I could definitely see that being the reality. Speaking of selfish, he got me sick. I wasn't here on Friday. You guys, I'm back. I'm so much better.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I would say like, yes, Margot Robbie's the most beautiful woman in the world, but her man isn't that much uglier than her, you know?
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah, it does. And I just feel like him and Sidney Sweeney are on different levels physically. I don't know if that's so mean to say.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I need her to quit the act. Like, stop. He's a businessman. What if he's really wealthy? So is she. I need her to date Brendan Sklenar. Really? Really? Maybe this guy, Jonathan DeVino, is somebody she could end up with after an illustrious career.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Dating Brendan Slenar is suffering?
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
No, it's like a fun thing. Remember when everybody for five minutes was like, is she dating Glenn Powell? That was fun.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I saw. That was very sweet. And let me tell you, because, like, when he went off to work, I was so mad. Like, I – you know, I hate to miss work.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
A couple of times, and then you settle down with a Jonathan DeVino. You don't show up to the party with a Jonathan DeVino.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
For me, this is where gender roles are extremely important. If a guy gets really famous in Hollywood and stays with his little girlfriend, obsessed, you are salt of the earth, love you, love you. When a woman does it, it's like, ew. I don't know. Like you don't have a man with a job?
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I'm ready for this relationship. Like a lying actor? It's run its course.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
His name is like Sam or something.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Oh, he is cute. Exactly. Yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah, he's got like a super cute face. And they both have like that Australian like... Connection. Is she Australian? Hmm? Yeah, she is. She's Australian? Yeah, no, like that look, that like surfer, beachy, really cute look. Yeah, and then also he's a producer. I think she like made him.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah. Like I Tanya Barbie.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. Because I – first, nobody likes being sick, but, oh, my God, this is my first time being sick pregnant. Like, I – If you would have told me like the biggest physical pain I would have from being like flu like with the with pregnancy would be the pain in my knees. Like you feel it differently. Like it was so crazy. It was really, really bad. So when he went off, I was so fucking mad.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Oh my God, and tits out for the boys.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Look, I thought Kendall had like a really short bob.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Victoria and Kendall. It looked like a fab outing. Just like a bunch of friends drinking, watching tennis, like taking pictures. Kylie looked so unbelievably gorgeous. Like, I can't believe that these two are together. Like, and you know, she's definitely making me look at him like a little bit more favorably. I've never thought he was like cute or my type.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to, oh my, not my hands. They're just hands. Welcome back to the toast. Happy Monday. Oh my God. The bitch is back. Yeah, that's right. School's in session. Ms. Trunchable has returned, everybody. Back to four minute and 30 second ad breaks. Back to basics, bitch, okay?
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And you know, when she shows up on a red carpet and she's like looking va-va-voom and she's with him, it's like, oh, maybe he's not so bad. You know, she brings up the group average. And... her just sitting there with her bombshell blowout, her cleavage, which was just so insane, I couldn't help but wonder, like, seriously, what does she see in him? Like, I'm sorry.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
You're thinking more about him in a substantial way. Yeah.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
It's true. It has like been a long time and they're still very like honeymoon phase. I like that he's very family oriented. He brings his whole family everywhere. And, you know, I love me some Pauline Chalamet.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Of course. So they probably have that in common. Also, I meant to tell you, speaking of Pauline Chalamet on a Mindy Kaling show, I watched Running Point this weekend. You will love it. It is so funny. First of all, not nobody telling me the star of the show is Chet Hanks. Okay. Tom Hanks is turnt troubled youth, young son. He is amazing. He is so funny.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And that's why like only Mindy Kaling could see that in him. You know, like I think people don't take him seriously. He plays this like, you know, a star basketball player, but who has like a bad image. And he's always like saying the wrong thing and doing the wrong thing. He is so funny that Jackie, the show is so good. I
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah, it was so funny. And there's like a whole part where one of the siblings like refuses to call Twitter anything but X and everybody's like, stop. And he's like, I re-X'd something. It's like, you retweeted. And it's literally you.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I'm like, he didn't take the cough seriously. He didn't leave the marital bed. And then I'm editing the episode and I'm like, oh, I wonder who his queenie was because I told him to prepare one. And it was like so sweet. So it was he phoned it in. It was strategic. It was strategic. So I'm like, I am a warrior. Yes, I am.
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Of course. And it's so funny. They're trying to get ahead of a scandal. So one of them like has a Finsta. And he's like, no, a lot of times I can debunk stuff with my Finsta. So he like writes a Finsta tweet. That's like, no, I was at this restaurant. It's not true. That didn't happen. And he accidentally sends it from his real Twitter and then deletes it and then puts it on the Finsta.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And like he's exposed. It's like Normani.
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Yeah, I think that's kind of the plan.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
You just had a baby. You know, when your siblings start having babies, it makes you think.
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Yeah, no, and I think Kylie's, like, down. She's, like, once you have kids, like, you're not afraid of it anymore. It's not, like, such a big deal. Timothy, this is, like, his first four-way, so he might need to be, like, persuaded a little bit.
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But he can't really achieve the emotional depth of Oscar winning performances until he experiences fatherhood.
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And if he doesn't need that to happen, he needs to take on better roles than that piece of shit Bob Dylan movie. Sorry, I hated that movie.
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Yeah. She's like, oh, ovaries. We'll try again next year.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Did you see the video of when it was time for Timothy's award at the Oscars? People were filming him from the stands. And Kylie had actually switched seats with his mother, who was sitting behind them, and let the mom and Timothy sit in the front row together. And she sat behind him. And then when he lost, she hugged him from behind and gave him a kiss.
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And I thought that was really... We're always talking about the order of importance. Fiance, girlfriend, mother... And she gave Timothy's mom. And that's just her playing the long game. Because, you know, now the mom definitely really likes her.
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So much better. It's one of those days where, first of all, it's 60 degrees outside. I'm feeling grateful. The sun is shining.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Here's the thing, Luke Holmes doesn't share much. He doesn't do press. He's not a big talker. So when he does, you best listen because you're going to learn something. And this interview is no different. We don't report on Luke Holmes' random interviews ever because he doesn't sit down and talk for the sake of talking like a lot of people do in his business.
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So I love these little windows into Lukey. And once again, setting the bar, breaking glass ceilings. Do you know any male country music stars talking about their mental health? Because I don't.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Correct. So that's my king right there. Yeah.
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And feel better. And congrats. I think he's on like a big Australian something, right?
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I feel like 60 Minutes Australia is low-key always making news. Do you feel that?
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
They do. It's a trusted source. Is there a particular 60 Minutes segment that you find yourself referencing all the time? Do you know what I mean? I've seen one, and I'm always talking about it.
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actually my knee still does hurt from when I collapsed in the bathroom, in the bed and bathroom encounter. But yeah, I am feeling, I still can't really breathe out of one of my nostrils, but I'm not, I'm choosing not to reflect on that. I'm feeling so joyful, so positive, so grateful for my health.
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It was TikTok in China, you know? Yeah. About how the kids in China are only getting 20 minutes a day, and they're doing math equations on TikTok.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And they're using it as a weapon of mass destruction.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
No, but 60 Minutes like really laid it out nicely. Yeah.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
No, I saw it a couple of years ago. I'm just like always bringing it up. And it's like, I sound smart. Because I'm like, oh, you know, I saw the segment on 60 Minutes. And people don't know it's like the only segment I've seen on 60 Minutes.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Right. Same thing when you've read like one article, you always share that article.
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The sound department slayed. Yeah, we do need something like that.
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We do, Jackie. We do. It's summer, summer, summer, summer.
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I don't like that one. It doesn't slap the way the 60 Minutes one does.
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Never stop reaching for your dreams.
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I would never even dream of expanding the auditory file.
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I don't know when other podcasts have like so many like sounds and productions. I'm like, oh, this is not real.
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Yeah. And at least with the toast, like, yeah, you hear sirens in the background. Jackie's kids crying. I'm blowing my nose. Like we're losing Wi-Fi every 15 minutes. Like you can never say we're not real.
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Yeah. No, it definitely cuts down the word count.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Correct. It's giving adjective. You know when you would like throw in a bunch of adjectives, like you'd be like, it's extremely dangerous, but also concerning.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah, adjective, like superfluous adjectives.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Are you ready for our next? She was greedy. And what's like a synonym for greedy? I think I meant to say it's giving synonym, not it's giving adjective.
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Yeah, yeah, oh, and I'm about to say something that everybody's gonna be like, yeah, Turdi, we've been telling you forever, but you know I come to things late. And I thought I was past this, I really thought I was. I thought I was past my stubbornness and not believing things are good. On Friday night, Friday day, I just sort of, Thursday, Friday day, something arrived from Amazon.
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Yeah, no, it's like it was extremely unnecessary and superfluous. And? No, like those are my two synonyms.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
two three can we end this conversation like i'm not you keep having additional thoughts i keep saying i keep saying are you ready kids yeah no like just just move on if you if you got what i was saying like you got it if you didn't the thing is i i did the thing is if you didn't i understand that as well i did i get it i did understand
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Okay, so I feel like, not to make everything about Young Sheldon, you know Emily Osmond had a small role on Young Sheldon. And as the seasons progressed, she became more and more important, and then when they created a spinoff, it was George and Mandy, she's Mandy.
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So I feel like when you get to be the star of a CBS sitcom, that's money, that's Achille Cuoco money, that is money that nobody in Hollywood makes. And I think she saw the writing on the wall and her filing for separation, like before George and Mandy came out, I think was one of the wisest things she could have done.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
She's definitely making so much money and she's had a career that like has kind of been like up and down. Where I don't think she's made a lot of money, you know, at once. And this is like the type of project that, you know, an actress only dreams of.
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No, but a prenup. By the way, even with a prenup, money she made during the marriage is still community property. So that's George and Mandy.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I feel like she found something out about him or he found out something about her.
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It's kind of giving love is blind, you know?
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
she has like a very, I think normal life given her job. I don't think she's like, you know, can't go to the grocery store.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah, I agree. Um, this is really crazy. I feel like we're seeing a lot of young couples in Hollywood getting divorced recently.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I don't know. I just feel like this isn't the first one. I didn't realize you were going to like follow up.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Um, yes. You know, actually I was thinking of Halle Bailey. Like she was with her man. They had a baby and then like a month later broke up.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I don't know if they were married legally, but they were like a family.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Uh, MGK and Megan Fox. I was just reminded of them. She's pregnant. Yeah. And they're broken up.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
It all comes back to Michael Kopech.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And fun fact, I'm just coming off of like an eight episode stint of Desperate Housewives featuring Brian Austin Green.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yes. And Michael Kopech, of course.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. It was just kind of crazy. I feel like Desperate Housewives is its own universe.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And when Vanessa Williams comes in as like, she's already a famous person and she's like, like one of the housewives of the last three seasons. It's such a delight to see like a famous person. But then every now and then with like a random role, like Paula Patton plays this like turned girlfriend who shows up, Rhinos and Green. It's like, what are you doing here?
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Thursday. Friday day. I just decided. I don't know why I've been so. I'll tell you. It's kind of like the big spoiler. Okay. I don't know why I've been like so against a traditional pregnancy pillow. I think I blame Olivia Osh, right? If I'm being honest, because when I was at your house, I was like, maybe I need a pregnancy pillow. Olivia was like, oh, I have one. Use mine. I'm like, oh, great.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Well, let's talk about real food for a minute. Shall we? Are you open?
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
We all know that we should be eating more real whole foods. But really, who has the time? Especially when it comes to like your condiments. You're going to make your sauces and like your dressing from scratch. Listen. I'm sorry. We don't have all the time in the world. Let's be reasonable.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And then you're reading every single label at the grocery store. It's just like hard to keep out for sketchy ingredients. And that's why we love Primal Kitchen and their condiments. They've nailed the perfect combination.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I'm not making my own ketchup, okay?
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
No, I'm sorry. And I don't have to. It's crazy.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Because Primal Kitchen has nailed the perfect combo of high quality ingredients and delicious flavors. So your meals will taste as real and homemade as it gets. And they're not just made from real ingredients. They're also made for real food eating. So they make all the sauces, the dressings that you love that, you know, the most popular brands are not using the highest quality ingredients.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
So they're making buffalo sauce, which is great for wings. They're making ranch, which is great for a crudite, for pizza. Their ketchup that Jackie was talking about. For me, I put on everything. I put ketchup on grilled cheese, french fries. Like I put it on everything. Some people put it on eggs. That's not me. It has no high fructose corn syrup, no cane sugar, no artificial sweeteners.
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I don't want to say it. I was just bragging last week about my timing, you know, my timing, my timing. And look, another Par-G, Par-Gilicious. I had a feeling like she might be. I don't know why. I feel like she got married somewhere recently. She's oddly very traditional.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
One of the worst night's sleep of my life. I don't know where she got this enormous fucking thing. And I was like, pregnancy pillows are a myth and everybody overhypes it. So then a couple of weeks ago, I was like, you know, let me try out. I got like a fancy $60 weighted body pillow. And it was fine. And then like it got worse and worse. And now I don't even sleep with it.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
yes we were talking about it um offline like when somebody tells you that they're pregnant you're like i knew it i'm not saying i'm not saying it to her i'm saying it to you it's different oh is it okay cool and i just felt like she would have a baby shortly after getting married that was like the vibe that i got you know god willing that was an option for her um because they are like very you know religious and somewhat traditional her wedding dress you know remember i actually was thinking about her wedding dress scandal the other day like how stupid that was people are so jealous and ugly it's
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I need to go see the picture. There's two photos. Pargy.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
So cute. She's wearing the platform Uggs that I have to tell her no pregnant woman should wear. I roll my ankle in the doctor's office. I wear them too much. And like I actually fell the other day wearing them. Thank God I was with Ben. I keep catching myself. So nothing catastrophic has happened. But the platform Uggs and I love them so much like are not for pregnant women.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, sometimes we talk about her on the toast. She like hears about it. She'll send me a message. So Olivia, stop wearing the popcorn mugs. That makes her seriously dangerous.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And I hope you're having a daughter so that she can wear your wedding dress one day because that's how timeless it is. Yeah.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
A couple seasons ago, I forget what city, but you remember her. She was honestly awesome. She's the worst guy.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Oh, yes. It was the Chelsea Jimmy season. Oh, that was, I think, North Carolina.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
So I'm like, you know what? Let me just get some shit from China and like see like what the OG pregnancy pillow is all about. You know?
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah, didn't know who this was. And if you were as invested over the summer in Love is Blind UK as Jackie and I were for some reason, like, you know Ollie. And I actually am afraid for her.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Okay, so Ali, and this is why the UK one was so interesting for a multitude of reasons. But Ali ended up with somebody who was curvy. And they really don't throw a lot of curvy contestants on the show. And that's actually like a blind thing. Like it's a physical thing. Everybody they cast is like on the same level for the most part, attractive wise.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
So it doesn't make it that much of a question like is love blind? So it was really interesting what happened with him and Demi. And he was definitely a dick. And he's definitely really shallow. And I don't have high hopes for them as a couple. And everything they were selling at the reunion, I was like, yeah, sure. But I saw his season. I know him. Do you know what I mean? I know.
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But I want the best. He was tough.
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No, and so the minute cameras... were down and it's like the day before the wedding, she literally didn't hear from him up until the altar. Like he was playing such a part. He was a real actor and he did not want to look like he didn't like her because of her looks, even though that's exactly what it was.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Like, and she ended up using the show to go on this like amazing journey of self-discovery and like loving herself. And like, it was beautiful, you know? Um, But it was a really good season. So while I love this cross promo, I don't know if this is a good match. Like, I think he's also really thirsty. And I think like him dating someone from the American franchise, which is so much more popular.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Amazon number one bestseller, like came straight from China, like smelled horrible. Okay. I threw it in the wash. I am coming off of three of the best night's sleeps of my life. Like pregnancy pillows are amazing. I was so wrong. I don't know why it took me so long to get one. Like, And all the pregnant girls were like, just get it.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Like, I don't know. It gives me pause. I don't want to be so negative.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah, that's nice of you. I also think A.D. dating within the franchise is really good. First, she recently launched a podcast, like a Love is Blind recap type of show, like post pods or whatever. And so dating someone within the franchise is just like good for business.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Now I want to talk to you about the reunion.
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And I'm just going to bring up a picture of everybody because I'm like so 100% going to forget.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
No, but like I will forget certain people. OK, so let me say this about the Love is Blind reunion. It was absolutely horrible. I hate every single one of these people. Yeah, I hate every single one of these people. I hate Netflix. I hate Nick. I hate Vanessa. Like the way all these people wasted my time is not forgivable.
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And the fact that I spent another hour and a half watching the reunion and every conversation at the reunion was about something that happened off camera. So literally, it's like these two couples. This is what happened. You're a liar. So they couldn't agree. I don't know what's real and what's not. I don't know who to believe. It was just, they didn't recap the season.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
They recapped what happened after the show started airing and in the years since. It was just annoying because they all disagreed on, and not on small things. Sarah and Ben were like, we had this conversation. I left the conversation thinking we broke up. I left the conversation thinking we were moving in together in Nashville. How are you so fucking far away? It was so annoying.
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I'm like, I don't know. I don't even care. I don't have enough care to choose someone to believe.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Same sex couple. No. No. Taylor and Daniel, they look so happy together. They bought a house in the suburbs. Not problematic. She made a joke about him following her.
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I was thinking the same thing. I think that even if he did follow her... She wouldn't care now. Like she, I think she loves having a husband who absolutely worships the ground she walks on. Their families are so close. Like shortly after the season, his mom was diagnosed with leukemia and the hospital where she's getting treatment is the hospital where Taylor's brother is an administrator.
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He lives right by it. The dad was staying with Taylor's brother. Daniel's dad was staying with Taylor's brother while the, like the families are so intertwined. They bought a house. They are so happy he has a tattoo of her. I think it wouldn't even matter now.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
but yeah whatever like seriously whatever like small price to pay for happiness I think that these two were meant to find each other in this small town and they couldn't believe that they hadn't yet and love is blind was just the means to get them together like they are really I have all the confidence that they will be together for a while like it's really cute I love that and like she is he worships her it's great okay so like they're the only unproblematic people I just can't believe that the whole season was like
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Every trailer, he's following me on Instagram. I know. It was the big drama of the season and it was nothing. And it wasn't real. And they're the only people who got mad. Right.
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I know. I don't know. Do you know what it is? My own sweeper OCD got in the way.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Next up, I also think one of the storylines that kept me interested up until the very end was Dave and Lauren. And then at the reunion, I actually thought we got a lot of closure on. And she looked great. I actually really like her. She's really, she's grown on me.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And he sat and he was just basically like, I found out a couple of weeks ago that like the guy who was saying all these things, I found out some things about him that really discredited him. And now I feel so stupid. So we spent this whole year like still believing his friends and his mom and his sister. And now he's like, no, I found out a couple of things like last month. And now I just feel so.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And Lauren was just like, it didn't even make her feel better. Like it was it was so little, so late.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And Vanessa was like, well, what does your sister think about like everything you were so worried the whole time? Your sister, your sister, your sister, like your girlfriend, your sister, you want to make out with your sister? Well, what does she think? And he was like, well, the whole reason she was so concerned was that she didn't want me like coming off bad and getting a bad edit or whatever.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And I don't want it. It's ugly in my room. When I make my bed, my bed doesn't look beautiful anymore. It's green. It's big and green. And so I was like, you know what? I'm not taking on the burden of this pregnancy pillow. I'm so dumb. I'm always in my own way. Yeah.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And like, that's exactly what happened. Like I came off really poorly and I'm getting a lot of hate. So it's kind of like a self-fulfilling conversation.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Dave then also went on to say that like Lauren is the one that got away and he loves her. And Lauren was like, I don't believe you. Like literally it's been a year. You didn't reach out to me till like a couple of weeks ago. And that was a theme with a lot of the couples. They did not talk. There was like a fallout after the wedding.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
They, you know, maybe talked or dated for a few weeks, but then they stopped talking and none of them started talking again until I think they knew the reunion was taping. And so a lot of them want to make amends so that they don't, look bad and have the person like say things that maybe you told them in confidence pillow talk.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
No. And so that was also a recurring theme. It was like the real throwing under the bus of a person that you claim to love, which I found to be like really disingenuous. He was doing it. So it happened a lot. And let me say this. There's kind of a theme going on with Sarah and Ben, who's boy with the church and girl with the values. And then Virginia and Devin.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I told you they were having conversations about politics. And she shared that Devin did not want to have those conversations. On the show. On the show. And so they had those conversations offline. And it turned out to be so different from hers. And they really couldn't match. And that's a huge reason why she... Didn't.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
But then she said the weekend leading up to the wedding, like he was acting weird, like his mom got a wedding gift from her boss and it was a check for a thousand dollars. And like Devin didn't tell her about it, which is like really makes it seem like he's pocketing a thousand dollars. Like that's meant for both of them. Whereas he was like, no, like we didn't know if we were getting married.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
It's like I was just holding on to this wedding gift in case we had a wedding or in case we didn't. I don't know. I felt like. Like at that, they were just trying to hurt each other, you know? And it's sad because you said you loved this person. And so with Sarah, I'm like, her values, her values, her values, her values, her values, right?
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And that's a core part of who she is, whether you like it or not, like that's who she is. So why would you say yes to this man? Like, that to me is so disingenuous. Like, it matters so much to you. It was the reason you did not want to marry him. And right before he even proposed to you, you said, before you say anything, like, my values. What do you think?
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
He's like, yeah, I'm willing to, like, grow. Yeah. And, like, he wasn't on the same page as you. And he didn't give a shit about any of it like you did. So why? Why are we even here? Like that is so annoying.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And by the way, they dated after Sarah and Ben, they dated after the wedding, even though at the wedding, she was like, I don't. And he's like, I don't either for now. Like, I think we should still, she was like, we'll see. We'll see.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
yeah I don't know about that so I was like okay you know what like clean break but so they still went on to date and she had this travel nurse contract in Nashville for a couple of months and they were like trying to decide what to do so the day before she left she said that they had a conversation that was like you'll meet me in a couple of days you don't need to bring your car you'll fly out we'll keep my car we'll spend however she's like any she's like stay for two weeks but you could stay for two months like whatever it is and then when I come back to Minnesota we'll figure out our life together and he left that conversation allegedly saying we had broken up and so he never came to Nashville she was like he ghosted me
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I'm like, how, how are we seriously, unless there's a language barrier, like it's just so frustrating. We didn't see that conversation. So, so much of the reunion was like, he said, she said about things we've never seen. And so like, I actually stopped caring pretty quickly.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Let the pregnancy pillow be a lesson.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I don't know, she did a better job of explaining, like, she had, like, actual, he just kept saying, I don't remember, I don't remember, I don't remember, I don't remember. And she was like, well, in the conversation, you said X, Y, and she had, like, real examples from this conversation. And he was just like, oh, no, I thought we broke up. Like, it was just such a lazy answer.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Like, how do you think you broke up? She was like, what are you talking about? We decided you were gonna leave your car in Minnesota and my car, like, she had actual facts, details from the conversation. Hmm. And then she also had witnesses because she's like, then I had the 12-hour drive to Nashville and I called Taylor, who's Daniel's wife, and was talking about it with her.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
So she has other witnesses to corroborate her story. And he was just like the whole time like, I don't remember. I don't remember.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
So that really was helpful in my recovery. I was just like sleeping a lot this weekend, me and this pillow that I have just come to love. To love. I watch so much TV, so much that we're gonna recap. I'm all caught up on White Lotus. I watched Love is Blind reunion begrudgingly this morning. so much Desperate Housewives were consumed. Like I didn't get out of bed the whole weekend. It was amazing.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
So many things just didn't make sense. I'm like, you guys dated after? She should have never said yes to him. It was so honestly uninteresting to me.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
The final couple from the wedding is Monica and Joey, and they went really sideways. So she said no, and then he also was like, yeah, I'm not 100% there. I think they talked a little bit, dated a little bit after. tried to stay friends. Their problem was that they were never really able to get out of the friend zone. He was very goofy and funny and she was like, I didn't feel like you liked me.
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And he was like, I did, but she's like, I had to beg you to touch me and that's humiliating. And she was really mad and then there was drama where he was sliding into Madison's DMs, all this off camera and I seriously, he was like, no, I didn't, I ran into you at a bar. It was a million things we hadn't seen.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I ran into Madison at a bar, we had this conversation, and Madison was loving, anytime, she was a part of a couple different dramas, so whenever, the people who were in the couples got the majority of the reunion time, and then there was a second couch with Molly, people who didn't make it out of the pods, but still had drama, Meg, Mason, Alex, Ben Platt,
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And so whenever Madison was, like, plucked from the loser couch to, like, talk, she was, like, having her moment. You know, she had, like, screenshots in her titties and she was, like, so, like, living. She was trying to have a moment. I don't know why. I do not believe one word that comes out of her mouth.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
She's so sinister. Like, I just, I couldn't stand. So she got brought into the Monica and Joey drama. She was like, well, you messaged me and I thought that was really, she loves big words like manipulative.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Oh, one thing I wanted to say that I actually really appreciated Lauren saying was like to Dave, I know you're getting like a lot of hate and I've seen like, you know, people calling you a narcissist and a manipulator. I'm like, I know what those words mean.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I really appreciated her saying that because like this cast in particular loves big words. and you're a manipulator, you're a narcissist. And she was like, you're not, you're just like an ass, but you're not a narcissist. And he was like, I really appreciate you saying that. I'm sure he's been getting like a lot of hate. Like just, you know, people, you're an abusing narcissist.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And she was like, you're not.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah, right, like you're not. I just hate you, but you're not. And Madison is very like that. She loves big words. And so she had called someone like manipulator. She called Mason a manipulator and everybody started laughing. They're like, do you know Mason? He's like the weirdest person. Like he's not a manipulator.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
um and so then they went to the loser couch to talk about like the meg mason alex madison drama with a side of molly and oh my god the way i couldn't care like it was so i'm sorry like the breakdown that you guys are looking for you're not gonna get it for me like all i have to say is losers like i can't i don't trust madison i don't believe madison she had these like receipts that she pulled printed and like left in her bra and pulled it out she thought she was having like a reality tv viral moment it was she's such a try hard
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Her receipts, I'm sorry, proved nothing. She's like, I have proof that you said you hated Mason. And she goes on reading these weird conversations between her and Ben Platt, and he didn't say that. He quite literally didn't. So I just, I could not stand. Meg and Mason dated on and off for the last year, but they really figured out that they're better as friends.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
They did a reveal when they met for the first time. They had someone film them. It was really cute. They showed it to us. I really wish that they had worked out. But Meg totally had his back. It was Meg, Mason, and Ben Platt, who is Alex, all against Madison. She couldn't believe. She was like, why is it that when a woman does something that a man does? Jackie, I couldn't fucking take it.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
She's seriously awful. I can't stand.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
one word he had three seconds of of time and he just used it to sit but he also i think they cut him out there have been some like really crazy things said about him on social media he's like a teacher and had like inappropriate relations like really dark stuff so i've been plat mason alexander alex yeah he's me yeah so i think they probably wanted to show as little of him as possible and they did just that
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
okay i'll have to dig in so um let me make sure i didn't miss anyone no yeah her armpit receipts oh and then they were really wasting time being like the top five moments in netflix's history you are going to choke when you see but and that was like a good one but that's not number one but they had lauren and cameron hamilton as their reveal as number two i'm sorry that should have been number one um
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
They had the Megan Fox, Chelsea moment. That definitely is one. It was so annoying. Like, it was so annoying.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Because he did not share that he was bisexual, which is something you have to share. She just wanted to talk about it, and then he made fun of her way and left. And she made fun of him?
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
That was actually one of the craziest moments ever.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Then they had this collage of Minnesota Vikings. They filmed themselves talking to the Love is Blind cast. It was so stupid. And then the craziest thing happened.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Someone who we love, and this is not a slight against him, Alex Warren...
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
So Alex Warren, who was, we were talking about him on the show a couple of weeks ago, former Hype House member turned like Lewis Capaldi singer. He sings like a bunch of songs you guys definitely know. They were like, for our first time ever, we have a performer.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
On a completely different stage. It wasn't live. So you see the cast like dancing and they're watching it on a TV. Like it was the strangest thing I've ever seen in my life. That's insane. I don't even know how to recap it. Like it was a cool like music video for, it was a music video. It was all, it was like edited. It was not live. Was it a new song? Have you heard it before? Yeah, I had.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
It's from TikTok. It's like, Head is up in the clouds. You know that one?
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Whatever. It was like a good performance. No shade. I liked that moment for him. Like a huge global stage. But what on earth? That's really crazy. And that was another thing that happened this whole season was like the music was so amazing. They were playing Gracie Abrams. Wrecking ball. Talk about a less worthy group for this soundtrack. No.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
There wasn't a moment this season that I was moved, that I laughed. It was horrible. And I'm sorry, they literally gave the worst look into life in the Midwest. I don't think they should ever return to the Midwest because the people were horrible. Everything was horrible. Thank God we got Taylor and Daniel. It was just horrible. And every single person, what I learned from the reunion,
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
every single person turned out to be somebody completely different than they were on the show. Like that's so frustrating. Joey, like the big, you know, golden retriever hat. Like he's messaging Madison. Like they're all, I don't know if they all made each other look bad or they all just like were acting, but it was really fucking annoying to like, I left hating everyone.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And I'm sorry, like these outfits. Devin, did you see what Devin was wearing? Jackie, they looked so crazy. Like, that's what I'm saying. The reason why this season was so bad was because it was this group of extremely ordinary, extremely uncool, extremely uninteresting, extremely not stylish. Like, they were just... Dreadful.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And I hated every minute, every minute of this season. And I'm literally filing a class action lawsuit against Netflix for my time. I already lost an hour with daylight savings when I think of. Oh, and you know, my ass. I skipped through that wedding episode so fucking hard. I watched the whole reunion because like they did a good job of making the trailer look like it was going to be interesting.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Oh, my God. Biggest waste of my fucking time. Like, seriously, I'm so sorry to any if I like influenced anybody to watch it because my recaps were so funny. Yeah. And I'm sorry, that's like kind of the blessing and the curse of being this funny.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
They did too much. I hope they learn from this season. They really need to cut down the wedding episodes. And there were four weddings, not even a lot. Cut down the pods. Almost two hours. Cut down the pods. Honestly, if there's so much happening after the season, pick up your cameras.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yes, yes. When we spent so much of the pods talking about Meg, Mason, Alex, and Madison, and they were not in Honduras.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Jessica and... No, but Jessica wasn't in... Wait, but that lake? The party at the lake? Yeah, the lake. That was a good season. It was an amazing season. Oh, that was another moment. That was another moment that was in the top.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Another moment that was in the top five, Jackie, was at the Lake Party. Oh, no. Before the Lake Party, Jaramie getting his Apple Watch left in the car, remember? Oh, my.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
She ate him up. That was a good.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
They shouldn't have done that because it really highlighted. There wasn't one noteworthy moment this season that even compares to any of the moments from the top five.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Jackie and I both had two episodes to catch up on. Like, I don't even know what to say. Nothing happened. I was so bored. I just, the only thing, the only redeeming quality of the show is two things. One, I love that little girl group. Like I love how they all operate. The conversation about politics was so funny.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And then when she sees him like talking shit about her, like, I think that like, that's actually very real. And Mike White has said like, no, I was on vacation. I saw these like three women. And every time one of them got up, they started talking about the girl who left. Like, it's very real. I actually really like it. Um, And the dad, Thomas Ravenel.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Did you ever watch HBO Max's original show, The Big Shot, with Bethany? Of course.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
He's Jewish. I love him so much. Lucius Malfoy is Jewish. And he's literally like, Lucius is like a Nazi. Like he has white hair. I think he's like, I think there's definitely something Nazi like about the Malfoys. Like that's like.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
The lorazepram is so funny. Parker Posey is a real highlight of the show, too. I think they're definitely trying to, like, replicate the Jennifer Coolidge, you know, funny older woman with her. And she's doing a really good job. Everything else, like, my God, is so dreadful. The characters are so stupid. And I liked Guy Tuck. And I wanted him and Blackpink Girl to get together.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
No, and like what happened to the gate at first, I was like, you know what? You were merely a victim. But when you left the gun out and then the gate opened to go take your girlfriend back to the dance.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
The first line of defense.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Well, that's how the whole season opens with the shooting. It's like, that's how the gun gets into the hotel. That's what we're learning.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Like, I don't even know what else to say.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
The couple with the snakes, I forget their names. Rick and Morty? Rick and, yeah, they're my least favorites. I hate them. Like, I hate everyone.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
When he's talking to his lawyer, he's like, are you fucking? And I was like, oh, you don't hear that word a lot. So when you do, it does hit comedically because it's so out of left field. And you're not expecting Thomas Ravenel to say it.
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Talking about how his dad was the governor.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I watched it with Brian. We were obsessed that it was the dumbest show. Like Bethany Frankel was hiring not an assistant, but like something like that. And it was they made it like an apprentice, like they had all these challenges and it was so stupid. And it was the best show I've ever seen in my life.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Well, when he talks about how his grandfather was the governor, I'm like, oh, that's Thomas Ravenel.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
It's crushing. Me too. He's the best character.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I'd like to see Belinda, who works at the hotel in Hawaii, putting things together.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I just want to say I hate this show. Like I was in so much physical pain watching it. Like to not pick up my cell phone every 10 seconds was a true test of my faith.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah, it's like she's worried about like her year abroad. I'm like, girl, there will be no year abroad. Like she's so self-centered and like the mom's going through withdrawals. The dad's on drugs going to jail.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah. Oh, he might be her get out of jail free card.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. That's a good call. Like I just don't care about any of these people. Are we missing anyone? It's a three girls, Rick and Morty, the Ratliffs. Belinda. Belinda, then Guy Tuck, and for some reason, I don't know one person's name in the show except Guy Tuck.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Wait, when he thought he was getting promoted and they're like, dude, you literally let in a robber. You're lucky you didn't get fired.
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We need more shows like that, like casting for like dumb ass jobs like that would be a great show, actually. Courtney, I mean, Chloe and Scott.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Totally. So I hate the show. I hate watching it.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Oh, I don't know. I don't know. It's weird. Yeah. And like partying with your butler, like how desperate are you?
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah, the Bridget Moynihan. Yeah. Like your boyfriend doesn't answer you for one day and like you're spiraling out in Thailand.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And then they send her to the geriatric pool. That was funny.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
All three of them are really scary. Like, I don't know who I like and who I don't like. I definitely don't like the one who lives in New York. Of course. She's, like, the least likable one. She's the worst. Yeah. Leslie Bibb, like, is unoffensive. Like, she just doesn't really do or say anything.
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Me, too. I am having a hard time separating the art from the artist.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And then a Bridget L.A. girl is just dreadful.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Holier than thou. Yeah. Like these recaps are interesting because the show does a really good job of like creating these really developed characters and you learn more about them as time goes on. But in terms of entertaining, like I'm watching a show for things to happen.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Try it. I just finished work and it's 5.19. I just finished White Lotus and it's 11.19.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I do know that. Shout out to the mamas. I know with the kids' sleep schedule, it's horrible. But shout out to the girls who were recovering from the flu and got a new pregnancy pillow and thought that the pregnancy pillow was so magical because I woke up at 8.30 and I was like, Ben, it's the pillow. We couldn't get over it. I've been waking up at 6 a.m. I'm like, we slept till 8.30.
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Yeah, sorry about that, guys. I left school for one day and the substitute teachers took over. And nice to know what goes on behind the scenes without me. And it's nice to know how integral I am to getting this show up and off the ground. The kids were wild and out. I was, first of all, editing the episode. So I'm watching you two slander my roles and my good name.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
You would have thought I slept till noon the way I was acting. It wasn't until a full 24 hours later that I was like, wait, what? Did I sleep till 8.30? I had no idea it was Daylight Savings.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I just want to say, I saw a clip of someone asking the president about it, and he didn't seem convinced that it was the right move. He said, I'm still thinking about it. Like, for real.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
He said, I've been hearing, like, conflicting.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah. I can't believe the months of sadness are over. That was really just...
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah, I don't really plan on changing much about my life. I remarked at five o'clock that the windows were still bright. And then I put the blinds down.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I do, actually. But we were watching Desperate Housewives and the glare was starting to bother me.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I'm at the final season of Desperate Housewives and it's really bad. Like there is actually, and you're going to remember this. So, you know, at the end of season seven, all the women bury a body together. And season eight is like the fallout of that. They all have so much guilt. The police are like chasing them. They're trying to like maneuver.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And Susan is obviously the one who can handle it the least. And she's like crippling and she's taking an art class to get through it. And the artist teacher is like, paint your deepest dark. And she literally paints the four women in the forest burying a body. Like it's, it's an, it's an actual admission of guilt. And then they like show it at an art show and the women are like, are you dumb?
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Like seriously, are you fucking dumb? The police are literally telling us you, it's like a series of paintings where it's like, what? We killed him with a candlestick. Like she tells, and then they all start fighting and they're not even fighting about Susan being so stupid. Yeah. This is where the show officially lost me.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
under so well that's good because you won't be sad when it's over yeah and i do with it uh we have big plans to watch friday night lights although ben wants to start desperate housewives over again you think i like desperate housewives well no he was talking about it on the when he was here he'll come home from work he'll be like dh that's what he calls it and i'm like he's like dh i'm like no like he is obsessed he like kind of makes me hate it do you know what i mean it's like ben show you're watching for him now
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Everybody's like, and then I posted, oh, we need more Ben. We love Ben.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. But we did eventually have to turn it off to watch White Lotus and Love is Blind. So it was fine.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
White Lotus. Yes. My Sunday evening. I'll never get back.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
We're going to do an official TV recap, but as it pertains to White Lotus, I'm just going to say the thing that you're not supposed to say, right? The show is bad and I am bored. And then people are like, well, you just don't get it. It's character. Shut the fuck up. I'm turning on my TV to be entertained. Like, right. If it has such like subtext plot, shut up. It's bad and I'm bored.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
That's a very good point. It's just a show.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
No. And we need to like, uh, just start treating it like for what it is, which is a TV show.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah. And I really can't with people psychoanalyzing. And my least favorite thing in today's day and age is like when you don't like something, people say you just didn't get it. And it's like, no, no, I can get it and still dislike it. Like that's how I felt about The Bear. Well, you obviously didn't get it. You don't work in food service.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And it's like, well, if a show requires me to have a certain job, then the show isn't good, first of all. Second of all, like I got it. I didn't like the show. It gave me anxiety.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah, and you're dumb and ugly. You need to go back and shave your back, okay? You can go shave your back now, okay?
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yes, I think if I watched Shogun. I'm not too big to say that. I think when I thought about watching Shogun, it was giving the vibe that I wouldn't get it.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I can't get everything, but I'm just saying, I also sometimes don't like things that I do get.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
So we have a lot to do today because it's a Monday, just like general catchings ups. Love is blind. And yeah, I don't want to spoil my thoughts.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I think we should add a little shimmy when you do that. Do it again.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
It felt strong. Did it look strong?
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I feel like my shoulders were going one way and my breasts were going another.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
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The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
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The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
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The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
So it was really crazy. Like at first I was not really concerned, even though they were losing. It was just like they kind of want to do that. Yes. But also anytime I've ever watched the Chiefs, they're like annoyingly good. It's like it doesn't even matter what the score is. They're just like going to get it done. So it wasn't like particularly like freaked until at the half.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Like, oh no, maybe right when they came back from the half, the Eagles scored again. And then it was 24 to zero. At some point you just get to a deficit that's so big. Like there's not enough time in the game for you to come back from. And we were slowly approaching that. And I was like, there's just, I couldn't believe it. I'm like, there's no way. They're trying to be the greatest in the league.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I was like, these, who are these people? Like it was so, it was giving lobotomy. Everybody forgot how to play and like do their jobs. Like Travis, catch. He's like, I don't know. Patrick, throw. I don't know. And I don't know who to blame most, but I definitely hold a lot of space for, like, everybody did a bad job. It's not just one person or one part of the team. Well, that's good, you know.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Then they had Michael Strahan interviewing. Because Michael Strahan is like the greatest giant of all time. And he's like New York, New York. And so I learned a lot about Saquon. Let me just say P. John. So like really genuinely happy for him. We're going to dive into the game. Obviously the performances, the commercials, the actual game, the celebrities in attendance.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Specifically, like, the group of guys whose job it is to make sure Patty has, like, a couple of seconds to throw the ball.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I think they ended up breaking a record last night for the most sacks in a Super Bowl. Like, it was... I don't know how many times like Travis has to, I mean, not Travis, Patrick had to like tiptoe and just to get away. Your job is, and I was watching and I'm like, they're just standing there. They were really, everybody stunk though. Like I can't, I don't even want to just blame them.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Like Travis was bad. All the people who were supposed to catch were bad, but the people who were supposed to protect, that's kind of like the first line of defense. They were really sticking it up.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
And I saw the most interesting TikTok. Because we know that celebrities spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on their sweets and planes. But this person was just going around to people at the Super Bowl, the actual game, and just asking them how much they spent on tickets. And I had seen that the average price of the ticket last night was around $5,000.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
But just seeing regular folk being interviewed, people being like, we spent $8,000 per ticket. nobody spent less than $5,000 on a ticket in this video that I saw. And so, and that's why there were a lot of Eagles fans there because this is the third time. It's actually the, Six time? The Chiefs have been. The Chiefs have been.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
So it's not like uncommon for a Chiefs fan to get to go to the Super Bowl. I think they know they'll have an opportunity in the next couple of years. But you know, with other teams, it's not always the case. You have good years, you have bad years. And so most of the, and you could tell just by like the cheers and the boos that most people in the crowd were Eagles fans.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah, it was really bad. But everybody kept, because, you know, the commentators were, like, you know, some guy and Tom Brady. And there's, like, a famous Super Bowl where Tom Brady came back to beat the Falcons.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah. Right. So everybody keeps, Ben was like, don't worry, Tom Brady came back. And they keep saying, you know, Patrick is the second coming of Tom Brady. So it was like, oh, yeah, so it's possible. And I just figured, like, at some point it would happen. And it became increasingly clear as the night went on. Like it wasn't happening.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
And that'll be a part of the story. So we don't want to, you know.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah. Them pouring the Gatorade on Nick Santini. What's his name? Yeah. The great Santini. Carla's dad.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
give it all prematurely ejaculate right yeah we'll get into it shortly because I feel like that's the big news of the weekend but how is your weekend otherwise well there actually is some other big news of the week for me um I just I need to get everyone prepared to be sick of me because in a couple of days I am taking my glucose test and I just feel like up until that point like I will not stop talking about it you're gonna make the glucose test your personality
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Nick Sirianni. Sirianni, yes. Sounds like a character from Josie Shore. There was like four minutes left. Now, of course, the Chiefs really couldn't have won, but it wasn't impossible. And actually, when they got the ball back, Travis on his first down, not Travis, excuse me, Patrick on his first down, threw a touchdown. Now, of course, it was just a small dent in the lead, but you never know.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I just thought it was really crazy that they were doing the Gatorade already. Yeah.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
A bunch of zeros. So from and I like to watch like I don't have a particular stake in the game last night. Obviously, like the Taylor of it all is super interesting, but I don't care like who won. So I just wanted to be entertained. And it was so boring. The game like I like this is supposed to be the two greats. And I couldn't help but think, you know, wouldn't have lost so badly to the Eagles.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
The Bills. The Bills. I know Josh Allen was watching that game being like, this is bullshit. Like, let me give the people what they want. I'm sorry. You have a duty to the American people to keep us entertained at the Super Bowl. I don't care if you win or lose. Your job is to keep us on the edge of our seats.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
And also, I can't help but thinking about the advertisers who definitely pay more for commercials in the fourth quarter. Yeah. Because... Usually it's the most important part of the game. And I can't even imagine how many people turned off the TV in the fourth quarter. Like, because it was so, it was late. It's a Sunday night. Like people have to go to work.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
It's, it was useless to watch at some point.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Although, did you know the first Super Bowl ever, do you know how much a commercial went for? I feel like we've done this, but no, tell me. They showed it on TV last night. They were showing like average price of a ticket compared to, and it was like $20 versus $8,000. And last night, commercials went for $8 million. And the first Super Bowl ever, they went for $40,000. Oh, wow.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
50 years ago. So like the 60s. So next year will be Super Bowl LX. Yeah. Yeah, I was trying to figure out, like, with the numbers. I so don't understand Roman numerals, and I don't understand the Super Bowl's obsession with using them in their logos.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
It will, because I think as a country, like, intellectually, we can no longer handle Roman numerals. Which is just so sad. Yes, it's a state, but it's also, it's kind of like the metric system. Like, we don't really use them. Why are... It is the only time in, I guess like if I meet someone whose name is like Chad III, yeah, I would use.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
But like it is the only time in my year where I'm even thinking of Roman numerals.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
It's a challenge. It's an annual challenge for the American people.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
It was dreadful. See, and it's also just kind of crazy to see Travis, Patty and Taylor to see them lose. Like they don't lose often. And when they have lost, it's been kind of inconsequential.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Well, because, okay, I actually forgot to tell you this. I found myself in a little bit of like TikTok drama a couple of weeks ago where I made a TikTok when I got back from the doctor and I had told Dr. Fox, Dr. Fox had told me that my next appointment would be my glucose test. And so I was just like learning about glucose and he was really like,
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
So it was just kind of, like seeing a teacher out of school, like felt weird to see them be big losers. Even Travis's like post-game interview where he's so upset in his sparkly shirt. And he was like, you know, we can't just blame the O line. It was everyone. I'm like, ew, I kind of got the ick. Like I wonder if Taylor did too.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I don't know, and we got no Taylor footage because of it. Because every time Travis does something, good or bad, they show Taylor. And he wasn't doing anything, good or bad. Except for those two big drops in the beginning. I was like, oh, yikes. But he's kind of messy, but he always pulls it through. That's the thing. I wasn't worried. They always pull it together.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I'm sure Taylor wasn't worried either. But then it just became increasingly clear. I did find her cast and crew in the suite to be quite interesting. Obviously, her parents were there. The Kelseys were there. Taylor was there.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Haim who've kind of been like laying low I feel like um she hasn't called on them in a while yeah but they're always there for her yeah they're like they're loyal and steadfast she also brought ice spice which was so random and I thought oh I guess they are still friends although a lot of people had pointed out to me that she was at the last Super Bowl that Travis won and Taylor might have been like superstitious trying to like recreate wasn't like there
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
And by the way, a lot of people were there with her. Kara. Kelly Teller. Oh, were they together at all this weekend? No. So Kelly Teller was at the Super Bowl. Her and Miles are huge Eagles fans, which makes sense. Like maybe this time they wouldn't be in the same suite, but like they were not together at all. And actually- I saw some discourse about this online.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Kelly and Miles were hanging out with Zach Bryan, which obviously is like not a big deal. Zach Bryan's a huge Eagles fan too. But Zach Bryan like famously like wrote that nasty tweet about Kanye being better than Taylor. Like if that's your friend. So like, I'm sorry, these two are not friends. You can't convince me. Like they're not. That's so crazy. I know. That's so crazy.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I would love to know what happened. Yeah, me too. Because sometimes you just like fall out of love with people. That's fine. Like, you know, you get like, you know, steadfast in a friendship.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
You know, you could try different things, but you either have it or you don't. Nothing you could do now. It's just you're either born with it or you're not. It's not like a big deal. So I made like a funny TikTok because it's gestational diabetes. So I made a TikTok being like, I'm taking my glucose text next week. Like it's only fruit and seltzer from here on out, girls. And.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
No, I feel like it happened really organically. Like she was a big fan and then they coordinated miles being in the, um, I bet you think about me music video. And that was sort of like the, the, the catalyst, if you will. And then it was like a year where they were just inseparable.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Like the ring she bought. Remember it was Taylor's day to the Emmys. Yeah. It was like burning fast and bright. And that was it. Yeah. That's really weird. Yeah. And then with the Zach Bryan thing, it makes me think that something happened because even if you're not friendly with someone, I feel like it was a move.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Well, so I was a guest, but also I thought this about a lot of the suites because I was seeing like a lot of footage of people. Something about the specific arena. I know it's an indoor arena, which is nice because I heard it was so hot and humid and rainy. But everyone's suites like were covered. Like there was like a ceiling in front of them. Do you know what I mean?
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Like usually like your windows are like flush windows. I just looked like, honestly, like not worth the money, not to complain watching from my couch. I was just like, I would have been annoyed. So we got like all the pictures of Taylor had like this, like just like blurry quality to it. Cause of like the ceiling.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
obviously like getting booed is horrible and people who do it like seriously grow the fuck up like you have children you're booing someone however i do think taylor understood that she was being booed because she's travis's girlfriend not because like if they had showed any of travis's family i think they would have gotten booed maybe not jason but i think it had nothing to do with like music some people thought it was political no i don't think i don't think so i think it was like travis's girl and the whole stadium was eagles fans like yeah
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I think if they put Donna up there, well, Donna's also Jason's mom. So maybe they wouldn't have booed her. No, if they put Britney up there. Oh, yeah. Well, they would. Britney is like kind of a polarizing figure, like especially within her own community. They've always like given her shit. So I don't think it was personal.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I think it's inappropriate like to boo anyone, like especially like it's rude, like it's like a person. Having said that, given her reaction, I think she understood it was not about her because she kind of gave like a funny side eye, like facial expression. It was not about her.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
It, I was so unexpected. Did they announce that she was going to be performing?
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
It was a joke, obviously. Oh my God, like all these nurse RNs were like stitching, being like, this is actually a really common misconception. And apparently fruit actually has a ton of sugar. So if I was gonna be, it's gonna make it worse. And so like Olivia was giving me some advice. People do say like, there's nothing I can do right now to change whether or not I have it.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I was so shocked. Maybe it was, I mean, it was so many things, right? Like the concept is really beautiful. Like how can we not acknowledge that a mere two months ago, 14 people died in like one of the most horrible terror attacks. Like it was really beautiful. Um, The song choice, we were just talking about that song. You guys know that's Shaggy Knight's favorite fucking song.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
And it's one of Lady Gaga's most underrated, and it's so beautiful. So I love that it got its moment. I loved the very low-key nature of everyone, like Tom Brady, Michael Strahan, just standing around a piano. And in the French Quarter, it was so beautiful, and I loved the way that she looked. The looks from this era have been like kind of crazy.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I don't know if you saw what she wore to the actual Super Bowl. Like she looked nuts. And she had like different hair. Yeah, she had black hair, black leather. Like she looked super crazy. At the Grammy, she looked nuts. I thought she looked so sweet. And it was an appropriate look. Like she wore all white. I really liked the bleached eyebrows. I could not come up with one negative thing to say.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
It was so unbelievably beautiful. I was really moved by the whole thing. Like really, it was spectacular.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Well, before that, and the Lift Every Voice. LaDeecy. I just want to say, you put a youth choir in my midst. I'm on board. The youth choir slayed the house down. And then what I really liked about Lift Every Voice was, and I love those initial songs that they do, right? Like God Bless America. Because it's a moment of seriousness before all this fun, right? It's sports. It's celebrities.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
It's all supposed to be fun. But it's a real moment of solitude. It's a moment of togetherness. People cry. We have so many famous, you know, last year, Nick Santini crying.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
there are so many great moments and it's like a real just somber moment and I love that so while I love Lauren Daigle and I actually thought Trombone Shorty was amazing like I wasn't familiar with his work they all through the night they were trying to represent New Orleans and I get that New Orleans has like this really vibrant culture um and I actually really liked that they chose a lot of homegrown talent and they really wanted to showcase like that Harry Connick Jr.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
thing with all the dancers I forgot that there
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah, it was like colorful. It was very Mardi Gras. So I love that they were like, yeah, they were really intent on putting their culture first. I loved that. I did feel like because New Orleans culture is so colorful and bright and fun and loud, they kept infusing it into like America the Beautiful and then John Batiste with the anthem. And I just felt like it was not the vibe.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
It's kind of the opposite of the vibe I personally look for in those songs. I look for moments of solitude, of seriousness. And with like the fun elements of like the jazz bands, I just felt like it didn't match the energy that I was personally looking for. Yeah.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
But it was good. It wasn't a bad rendition at all.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Right, he played the trombone while she delivered vocals, and then he also did vocals, like really beautiful harmonies. But it was just kind of like this scat, scat. It wasn't a scat, but they added this fusion of New Orleans vibe, which is beautiful, but I didn't think appropriate. for like what I usually look for in these moments, like right before the game starts, all the fun.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I always, I just love how serious it always is. I love that we see grown men cry. I love that we see people like take their hats off and just, they cut to the military. Like it's very beautiful. And I think they, New Orleans is a little too close to the sun. They won in New Orleans everywhere. And it was like, and John Batiste did it less, but he still did it.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
But there is something I can do now to change whether or not I fail the first test, in which case I would then have to do like the longer, lengthy, really painful one. So they say I should just like, you know, decrease sugar and carbs a couple of days before, which would be now. I had a bagel for breakfast. If I'm decreasing sugar and carbs, what else is there to eat?
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
And I happen to think it was a pretty rendition. And you know what? I was actually thinking this last year. I feel like every time we sit, we criticize the music. But then history really... will tell how we reflect. And I feel like, I remember when Chris Stapleton did it, I really liked it, but I didn't know if it was gonna become like historic. And now I find myself constantly thinking about it.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
And it's like always getting, it goes viral on TikTok. Like people love it so much. So time will tell, you really can't judge. Even last year with Reba, I think you had said like, it was so great and so classic that she didn't do anything frilly, anything different. And it might go down as like one of the greats. And it doesn't, like we don't even talk about it.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I didn't even remember she did it last year. Right, so time will tell, but I don't think John Batiste entered that Hall of Fame last night, but I do think he did a really nice job and it was very respectful and well done. He didn't flub the words or miss a note. No, no, no, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying it wasn't bad by any stretch. I wasn't moved to tears.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I don't think a lot of the play, we didn't get a moment like that where they zoom in on people's faces. It was a little too fun. Yeah. And he had this big colorful piano, which I know, I understand it's like a part of New Orleans culture. And I love that.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
It's like the, it's really, it's rare to have a state that really has such individual culture, like outside of, it's not like American, it's Louisiana. Like it's cool. And I love that they infused it. I thought the big intro pre-show was beautiful, but some moments like can be without. And I thought that, John Batiste, like he did a good job. He didn't like, cause he sounded pretty.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
No, but he was chosen because he's a New Orleans local, um, which is so nice. And that would have been enough. Like, I don't like, they were just like pushing New Orleans, I think a little too much in certain corners. But like when the, the, uh, The graphics and everything, the logo was all very New Orleans inspired because it's very colorful. Love, love, love, love.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
So I liked that, that that was clearly a choice of the design team for the Super Bowl. They did a little too much.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
And that was the show. So I actually think, and I would love to hear what your husband thought of it because I don't listen to, I don't go to Spotify and listen to Kendrick Lamar. So I was really shocked at how little of the music I knew as somebody who just like is an active participant in culture, right? Like I don't actively seek out a lot of people's music.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I don't go ever listen to Justin Timberlake, but- when he did the Superbowl, I knew most of his music. So I was like the first time ever that I can remember like in my lifetime where I knew almost none of the music. And that's probably my only critique. I actually think the performance itself, like he executed it flawlessly, right? His choreography was on point.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I happened to love the dancers, like the whole red, white and blue aesthetic, the Uncle Sam, like I thought it was really well done. I think he sounded great. I thought I loved his jeans. My only real critique is that I don't think he was the right choice solely because I, an active participant in a lot of different corners of culture, like really did not know.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I don't think he has enough mainstream hits. And then I think about the people who watch the Super Bowl and that's why it's such a specific tier of people, why we're always like spending so much time thinking about who could do it, who would be good enough. You need a real discography where at least half the songs on your set lists are worldwide hits where every
The Toast
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no matter age, no matter where they live, where they know those songs. And I feel like he has one of those songs, Sit Down, Be Humble. So while I thought the performance was actually flawlessly executed, I thought I loved how the cameras were following him around. He had a real vision. And when they kept zooming out, I thought the stage was really gorgeous.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I just don't think he was the right choice. Unless, and I feel like maybe Apple, when they took over, they're changing a little bit of, because for so long, it was like you had to be a classic performer. Like you had to have, like Katy Perry, you had to have like such mainstream success because it's one of the only times of the year where you're going to be reaching almost every single American.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
So you need to be a very specific type of popular. That's why I think they often choose people who are like, maybe not like the most like creative and different, but they have the biggest hits. And that's what we're here to do. Yeah, and everyone will enjoy it. So that was really my only critique. I was like watching and I'm like, this is good, but like I would love to know a song. Yeah, yeah.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
But for the Kendrick fans, I think it was like the most amazing. Like did your husband love it?
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
yeah for um fan people who aren't like huge fans of his music and I think when we think about like who would be eligible for the Super Bowl in the past how we've thought about it we really think of it at least I do is like who would have a Vegas residency who can go on a tour that's almost like a greatest hits who can you know not ever release new music and still have hours and hours of songs to sing and that's why I'm always comparing it to like people who do Vegas residency is um
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
And that's why even I think I remember last year, I was really surprised at how much of a ushers I knew because I haven't actively listened to usher maybe since I'm six.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I did go on a bender last night. What did you eat for the Superbowl? Ben made me Crunchwrap Supremes. I had two. And then we ordered Carvel for dessert. Like I really just sort of went balls to the wall.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
But I'm talking about in terms of like selections. Like I was like, oh, I wonder if I'll know. And I knew the whole thing just like from being an active participant.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I think to Kendrick's credit, I think it's really hard as a man, like a straight man, to dazzle without outfits and makeup and dancers and pyrotechnics. And I think the creative of the show was actually really well done because I think you don't get to rely on a lot of the things that some of the girlies do to make it like fun and bright and like kind of a spectacle.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
So you have to do different things. And I thought that was a really good part of the show that he really, aside from SZA, like did the whole thing by himself, just one man and a microphone. Like that's really hard. And that was really impressive. I thought SZA was a real highlight of the show.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Even though I thought maybe I would know, I knew her song sounded like really familiar to me from TikTok and stuff, but it was just not, it wasn't as pop and mainstream as my particular interests align with.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. I think maybe Apple is like shifting how we see Super Bowl performers. Like maybe it's no longer this like time capsule type of thing where, because one of the things that keeps coming to mind, it keeps, Super Bowl performances are like getting viral at this time of year. And this is actually one of the Thanksgiving performers, the creed, let's go there.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
It was after 9-11, like Thanksgiving, but today performance, like it was one of the greatest moments in American history. And it's crazy how like so many of the Super Bowl performances from 10, 20 years, we still watch and are still relevant. That's always been the Superbowl's vibe. They wanted it to be timeless.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
And maybe Apple, since they took over, they're looking to be like a little bit more edgy, a little bit more like topical. Because this was Kendrick's year. He just won all the Grammys. If there was a performer to perform this year, it's Kendrick Lamar. So maybe they're shifting a little bit, like how they perceive and how they select-
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
the halftime show performers, because if it's not from this, like, we look at it so, like, time capsule-y, right? Yeah. But maybe they're not. Maybe they're just like, it's 2025.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah. So maybe, like, it's no longer such a Cause when we think about who we were always saying like, pink would be great because she has so many hits.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
It also is worth noting every single year, the next day people say is the worst one I've ever seen. Like they say that every fucking, Oh my God, every year they fucking say that shit. So it's just one of those things where time will truly tell.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
And when you go back and see like some of the most viewed ones of all time, cause I was actually watching somebody did a tick tock, the top 10 most viewed. And it, it wasn't what you think. And I think, um, Shakira and JLo were like the number two. And I remember after people were like, well, it was good, but... No, I remember watching that and being like... Dazzled. So good. It was amazing.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
In the moment, yeah. I do think it was the type of performance that really could have benefited from a couple of more guest spots. There was a lot of rumors that Beyonce was going to be there because her whole family was there without her. So it's like, oh yeah, of course, she's backstage getting ready. Like... I liked the Serena Williams nod.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah, because it was a minor A. It was a small lowercase.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I agree. So at the Grammys, I was like loving the hatery. I'm like, yes, keep going. But at some point, like you should be there like, you know, and promote your own self and your own accomplishments. Not like this person that you hate as somebody who believes there's no like you can't take hate too far. I actually think like it was a little far.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
He had to perform the song, obviously, and the whole stadium being a minor is embarrassing for Drake enough. The necklace, I feel like, make it about you. This is so awesome.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Obviously, they were briefly dated on and off.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Oh, yeah. Oh, so she like famously did the Crip Walk when she won Wimbledon. It's like this iconic moment. And that was the dance that she did. Yeah. But why were they playing it during Not Like Us? No, I'm telling you, it was about Drake. It was about Drake. It was about Drake. And it's like, Drake is just like kind of like a big loser.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
It's crazy how there was a moment in time where Drake was so famous. Like every song, like everything he did was so major, so mega. He was, the plane, it was just, it was all too much. And obviously that level of fame is like not sustainable, but to go from that to like big time loser where everyone took Kendrick's side, how did that happen?
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Just because when you think about hits. Hits. Yeah, but Drake's also not American.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I was watching a video, a compilation of people who have said no to the Super Bowl. One of them was Dolly. She says she doesn't think she's famous enough and has enough hits for it, which I thought was so crazy. The other was Adele, and I thought it was like, oh, because she's British, but she was like, no, nobody wants to hear my songs at the Super Bowl. It's supposed to be fun.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
We're supposed to be vibing, not crying. I would love it. But I thought it was more so because she's British, even though some people like, I don't know, Harry Styles, yes, is British, but like his music is so American. You know, it's like, it's a part of American culture. I do feel like if Adele got selected, I would be like, this is not the vibe because she's British.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Of course, but it would be, it would be too British, honestly. Because she's British? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like the music, I don't think, I don't think it wouldn't be the vibe, not because of the music, because she's seriously too British. Okay, what about Celine Dion? I think she's too French.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah, French-Canadian. Okay, wow. But I don't know why. With Harry Styles, like, I don't know. You don't feel that way. Yeah, but maybe it's because his music is Super Bowl appropriate. It's, like, fun.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
No, no. Like... I don't know, because I do feel like Apple has shifted a little bit the criteria for who is eligible to be a performer. So I think the list of people we come up with maybe no longer applies. Yeah.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Well, he's so wrong for that and he should be fired.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Well, so he is, Apple has, this is only the third Super Bowl Apple has done. And the one before was Usher. And I actually think that was a really good choice. I thought it was a good choice too. And before that was Rihanna, which was also like a bomb ass choice. A good choice and a good performance. And a good execution. Two things. He like actually has done a good job.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I like really went hard in the paint. Yeah. And I figured it's sort of like a sending off to my glucose test. Cause I'll be, I'll be like, I'll try and eat very balanced for the next couple of days. Even though like, I know it does nothing. I either have it or I don't.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Except for the whole, you know, 13 year old thing, which I actually can't get over.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
They were on the TV. They showed him. They were like, Hove in the house. And I was like, call the police. Like, there's Hove in the house.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
It should be fan voted. Well, no, because then Taylor Swift would win every year. Like some people just have fans who are like not chronically online and just like go to work.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Oh, well, the commercials just really quickly.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I can remember one because it was the only one that actually made me laugh and that I hadn't seen before. I was shocked at how, and I didn't even actively seek out commercials. Like I guess they've been playing them on TV and then like also releasing them on social.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
So I had seen, I had seen all the commercials except for Mountain Dew where they had Seal up on a rock as a seal singing a kiss from a rose. That was fucking funny. Okay. And like Slay. And I hadn't seen it yet. Like I was so annoyed. I was like, I've seen it.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
all these commercials and I just wanted to give a major shout out to Uber Eats, because I feel like every year Uber Eats spends the most money on celebrities, the most amount of commercials, like they have so many placements and they never dazzle me. And last night was no exception. They had Matthew McConaughey and every fucking celebrity with this like football was inspired by food commercial.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
It was so unfunny and so expensive. And they're like constantly slaying the department of wasting money. Like they are always, remember the year before they reunited Ross and Rachel and friends, like they're always doing so much and it's so not like good creative. Yeah. And you wanted to give them a shout out. Is that what you said? Yeah. For being the worst. Yeah. They stood out to me.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
And I will say, fellow redhead and friend of the toast, originator of the song My Judy Brown, Dana, she had gestational diabetes. And actually, in hindsight, she tells me now, it was kind of one of the better things to happen to her because it really hindered her in the final trimester from, overdoing it and gaining so much weight.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I'm like, this is like another year where I'm like constantly rolling my eyes at Uber Eats. Like they do so much and it's giving like really try hard energy.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
And I'm just like, it's a lot about like Northeastern Boston culture, which is crazy for like a nationally televised game, right?
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, I get it too. I don't like fully understand like the beef. And like the whole concept. But I think it's like. They've just like run away with this storyline. Yeah, it's like people in Boston like Dunkin' a lot, obviously. But more so because it's like, it's no frills. It's not like Starbucks fancy macchiato. It's just like coffee in a cup.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
And like, you know, for the real working man, they like a coffee on the go. And I think that's the inspiration, I think.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yes, so as like a big PR, a lot of influencers get PR. They get like products, sometimes they get like handbags. Some people take it really far. And Poppy was like, hold my beer. And they sent these kind of really pargy, they look like the Kylie Cosmetics like vending machines. They're like these new wave. It's not, you know, your middle school vending machine.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
It's like this really pargy kind of robot. It's huge. They had them delivered to like a select few influencers homes.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
and fully stocked with probably like 100 cans, and you could just like, it's free, so you could just, a lot of influencers left it in their garage. I didn't see any New York City based influencers getting it, because I don't know where the hell you would put it and how you would get it in the elevator, but it immediately started this wave of drama on social media.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
It started this whole conversation online, kind of similar to the conversations that were being had about Tart Island and the Tart trip. Just basically being like, this is super wasteful. Influencers get everything for free. Like, give this to a real customer. Why don't you give back to your customers? And that was kind of the thing with Tart, too.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
It's like, well, you should take your customers on a trip. Well, no one would want to watch that. That's the problem. No, for real. It's such a nice concept. And actually, Tarte does do that. And by the way, I've never seen a picture from it. It's not viral. It doesn't make the brand money. These brands, they're not charities. They're here to create buzz. Buzz equals marketing.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Marketing equals money. Customers... get influenced by these types of things. And so like the response to everything on social media with these brands, especially like these more online brands, like Poppy being like, well, what if you should just do it for your real customers instead? Yeah. Why don't you go bother Walmart? Like leave, like it just, it's just a dumb concept.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
She actually says like by the time she gave birth, she was kind of back at like a normal weight. Yeah, no, she was in that shape of her life. Because you really can't eat anything but like meat and healthy. She was so slender. Right. So while it would be a very unenjoyable experience for me, It wouldn't be the worst thing. Like, I don't know how I'm ever going to go back to eating.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
People have to give the vending machines back in a couple of weeks. A lot of them have actually already returned it. And I'm sure then Poppy will go put them in parks and shit. It's called using a billboard in multiple different ways. I don't understand the backlash. I... Don't think it's a big deal.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Especially when you see like nobody's giving Uber a problem for spending $8 million on one commercial last night. This is what companies at that level do. They spend money. And actually Maureen from Tarte was making a bunch of TikToks being like Tarte will never buy a Super Bowl commercial. Like we'd rather spend $8 million on a trip. So it's literally the same thing.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Think about how much we talked about Tart Island. Everybody was talking about it. That's marketing for Tart. And honestly, I think it's better money better spent than being one in 55 commercials last night. You spent $8 million. That's more embarrassing to me than giving a couple of influencers vending machines.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah, and ultimately- For a grand total of 800,000 in which you're getting the vending machines back. And now look, we're all talking about Poppy. It was successful. Like, congratulations, you played yourself.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Not only that, like, go Poppy. Like, they're a brand that really invests mostly in, like, digital and influencer marketing. And they got a Super Bowl ad last night. Like, that's sick. And the fact that they wanted it to be full of, like, Alex Earl, Jake Shane was in it. Like, a lot of influencers. Like, the people who got them there. I love that.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Like, this is... And I think it's a female-founded brand. Like, fuck off. Like, it's good. Yeah. Like, why shouldn't they be up there spending as much money as Matthew McConaughey and Uber Eats? Oh, man, I'm, like, on an Uber Eats, like, mission today. Like, hate them. But... Even though I'm like their number one customer. Like where's the energy for those, for Doritos?
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
The worst. Actually, did they even do commercials last night?
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
They were. Pete Davidson was like doing a lot last night after being relatively quiet for a while. He was actually at the Super Bowl and I think he was in one or two commercials.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I can't believe I used to live a healthy lifestyle. I can't believe I ever like used to make good choices. I don't remember that girl at all.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Wait, you know what was actually a good one that's really appropriate for this conversation? What? Taco Bell. What did they do? They were like, we are not going to use big celebrities for our, we're going to give it to our consumers.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
But then they also, so they put up like a million pictures really quickly. They're like, if you're in this, screenshot it. And all their customers, like from social media, they took pictures of like everybody who takes pictures at Taco Bell. It was cute. But then they also had like LeBron James and tons of celebrities being like, wait, we're not in the commercial?
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
And like the lights were being turned off on them. So it wasn't enough to have your customers in your commercial because nobody would have been talking about that. But now we're talking about it because LeBron James was in it and being funny, being like, am I still getting paid for this?
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
So they did have to spend all that money on the commercial and the celebrities, but then put a couple of pictures of their customers in it. Being like, look, send this to your mom. You're going to talk about commercial.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah, no, it's so true. And also you just reminded me of something. Hold on, I was about to make a fire point. It just like escaped my brain.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
No, I know I will. But at some point I'm like, you know, after being pregnant, I'll have to go back.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I was thinking about like Flow from Progressive. I was thinking about that.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I remember. There was also no commercials that made me cry. I feel like every year there's one or two like really beautiful ones about like family or nostalgia or like a pet dying. I remember Amazon Prime, Farmer's Dog Slade a couple of years ago. Yeah, Farmer's Dog Slade. Where was the tearjerker?
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
That's funny. Not you saying I watched the whole thing. I was asleep for half the game.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Not me forgetting I have a job to do. I know.
The Toast
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The Toast
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Which I feel, I'm kind of into West, like tea? I don't have time. West tea. So these rumors got like really... were popping off over the weekend on social media. And I think maybe it would have died down, except that they kind of confirmed it. Wes did.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Maybe they knew of each other, but no, I don't think they personally knew each other. I think there was like a small group of like internet people who were at the Superbowl compared to like celebrities. And so they probably just stuck together. and I could see them just hooking up. I don't think this is a great love, and I don't think this is either of their next relationships.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I think they probably hooked up, had a really good time. I could see them getting along personality-wise. A lot of people are like, oh my God, does this mean Brianna on Summer House? I don't think so, although that wouldn't be the worst for both things.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I actually think Summer House could really use somebody young and fresh and relevant like Brianna, and Wes could use something to distract us from what he did from Ciara. I think it would be good for everyone, Um, but I don't think that's where this is leading. I think they just like hooked up and probably had a really fun weekend. Like you forget, like they're 25.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's probably like one of the worst things about being sick is desperately needing a heating pad for like your aches and things while also dripping sweat.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Like that's what you do when you're 25. Yeah.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
By the way, Craig was at the Super Bowl, as was Paige. They were both rooting for the Eagles. I saw both of their videos. It appears that they were actually on complete opposite sides of the stadium, thank God. But just unfortunate.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
He didn't. He was with a bunch of people. He was like, thanks, Eagles, for letting me join your fandom for the weekend. Oh, okay. He was just going to go. And Paige roots for them because of... I think that the guy that she's friends with slash... She says she's not dating, but...
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I also saw a theory that she's good friends with his sister. It could just be that. I know, but those pictures from that game, that was a date. There was just one blurry picture. She could have just been sitting next to him. Maybe the sister was on the other side. That's true.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Okay, so the theory that I had heard was that she's friends with Paige's sister, and Paige is friends with her sister, and the sister's a huge Giggly Squad fan. So she'd be like, brother, can you take me and my cool friend to the Super Bowl? Got it, got it. And then maybe Paige and him are vibing, and maybe that's how this girl gets her brother to marry Paige DeSorbo, but it's an alternate theory.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Well, because everybody was like freaking out that I guess the guy was backstage at one of their shows. With the sister. With the sister, exactly. The sister is like a huge giggler.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I literally, like, completely zoned out. Can you start the story from the beginning? SNL 50th Anniversary Special.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I started listening when you said Sabrina Carpenter. I'm like, wait, what's she doing with John Mulaney?
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
So literally, is this like on Saturday night at 1130 or is it like a different time slot?
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Oh, they are just loving to abuse our Sunday evenings.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I actually think this will be good. I know everything SNL does is like so lame these days, but when you really think about the breadth of talent who's come from SNL and they all still love and respect Lorne and show up whenever he asks, like when you get them all in a room, it's like the greatest of our time.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
It took Kelsey Ballerini by storm. I don't know if you saw, she canceled her Buffalo show mid show. I can understand. Terrible. Oh my God. I'm just like, really? Not that I have like so many big plans, but I'm really saying no to a lot of things. Cause if I get the flu, you guys, it'll be bad for everyone. Yeah. Yeah, truly. But otherwise, weekend was very chill. Oh, you know what?
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Oh, and I'm sure there'll be like tributes to like Norm Macdonald and Chris Farley.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
The whole point of it is to celebrate the good old days.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Love to see Sabrina out here just like getting gigs, booking things, you know?
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Who is she gonna... Oh, wait, the Barry Keoghan Squarespace commercial was actually good.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Wait, who was it? I can't even remember like his face.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
He's like, and I'm like blanking on the whole commercial.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Classic face. Honestly, that whole commercial was for this.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Oh, you know who else crushed the commercials?
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
The cast of, um, Schitt's Creek. They were in every fucking commercial because you know Dan Levy is homes.com. And then Eugene Levy was Little Caesar with the eyebrows flying away. Very funny. And Moira. Catherine O'Hara was in the Michelob Ultra commercial. Yeah. But did you see, I had thought it at the same time, Adam Brody was in the Pringles commercial and he's like, we need more Pringles.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
They're like, blow on the can. And then the Pringles mustache like flies off. And then everybody, all these famous people with mustaches, like their mustaches flew away. It was like the same exact creative from Little Caesars. Like Little Caesar had the eyebrows flying. Sparky Palastri. From Eugene Levy. It was Sparky Palastri Syndrome. They used the same agency that only had one idea.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Do you think, like, do you think, because it looked visually so similar because it was like a mustache with two parts. It looked like a set of eyebrows. I was like, wait, this is the same commercial I just saw. I think they got Sparky Palastri'd. I think they got, yeah, I would love to know like the drama at the agencies right now.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Like if it was really just parallel thinking, but it's such a random, sometimes you could see how two people could come to the same conclusion, right? I don't see how two totally separate teams could have come up with the Pringles mustache flying off and that Eugene Levy eyebrow flying off. I don't know. Drama. Drama. Well, those are the past five stories at McFeel's, so you needed to know them.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Did we hit everything? It was literally, I got in bed at 4 o'clock, and it was over at like 11. So there was so much. I hope I didn't miss anything.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I mean, it's never not the... even though sometimes it's like, well, what about Saquon? It's just always the quarterback, unless the quarterback's injured or something. Yeah, even though I often think about like my team, the Niners, if they ever won, like they came really close these last couple of years. Like would it be Brock or would it be Christian McCaffrey?
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Because Christian McCaffrey was injured this season and like they didn't even make it to the playoffs. So it's really, it's kind of Christian's thing.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I wanted to ask you something. I actually didn't talk to you at all this weekend. And I meant to tell you, I was getting so much shit on Instagram yesterday. So I went to Maddie, Ben's sister, my sister-in-law's bridal shower. It was lovely. And I was like posting pictures. And so many people were coming at me being like, so weird that you called Ben's sister.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
But they're going to Disney World. And I just honestly, if you're a resident of Philadelphia, stay safe because your team won. And that just means like destruction is upon you. So don't go outside. Hide your kids. Hide your wife. And just it'll all blow over soon because the parade's coming to town. I'm sure last night the city was engulfed in flames.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I really did not think they were going to win. And I do think like it's easy to say, well, of course they won. The other team was bad. I think two things can be true. I think they played some of the best football they've ever played while the Chiefs were also bad. Like they didn't only win because the Chiefs were bad. They were just like unstoppable. Yeah.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Right, because what I had said, why I thought they weren't going to win is like they absolutely crushed the Washington, whatever their name is these days. And I was like, well, yeah, the Ross Washingtons were awful. Like that doesn't mean you're good just because the other team is bad. And now I'm rethinking. I'm like, maybe they actually were a decent team, Washington.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Because I was like, I was like narrating the... events on my Instagram story. And I was like, off to Ben's sister's bridal shower. And I guess like a more normal thing to say with my sister-in-law's bridal shower.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I was thinking like negative. I was thinking it's a net. Like I find, and then I was thinking like, even when I talk about Ben's family on the show, I don't say my in-laws, I say Ben's family. I feel like it's a more endearing term. In-laws has such like a net. Maybe it's the deer toasters in me. Like it has such a negative connotation.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
People are like, the jacket got so many, so weird that you call her Ben's sister. Why?
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I don't think so. And also like when Ben and I met, Maddie was like 14. So to me, I know she's a grown ass woman now, but like she's getting married, but she's still like little sis, a hundred percent. That's a good point too.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
They don't know. They don't know. But then I do realize like even when I was talking last week about how I had dinner with Ben's parents, like I exclusively call them Ben's parents, not my in-laws. I don't know why. I think in-laws is like a dirty word.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
And don't you also feel like it's a little waspy, like not Jewish? No. To say in-laws, well, you say machatunim. Machatunim, right. But I don't know. I don't know a lot of Jewish people who say my in-laws.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Well, yeah, my machatunim. And that is a term of endearment.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
But machatunim only refers to your spouse's parents. I don't think it includes siblings.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah, even though last night was like a big intro for me to Saquon and the Barkley of it all. And let me just say, PJOM energy. Like love that he couldn't do what he did last night, like for our team, the Giants, and they were in New York, but whatever. Like he's such a cutie. And I watched actually a lot of the pre-show.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
That's your Yiddish word of the day. Machatunim. Spelling so unclear. But just Google it. Machatunim.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Got it. Got it. Because you're like you're sort of behind.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yes, yes. Not a good night for the Chiefs and specifically Patty over there.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
It does make you wonder like what documentaries were being filmed last night. Definitely like a Jalen Hurts.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Across all different sports. Like they do golf. They do tennis. They do a lot of football. They just did the tight end. DCC. We were at the DCC last night.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Oh, but that's percent. And I was actually thinking at NFL honors, a great joke for a soup dog was hosting. Whoever was hosting would have been like, it was a great year for the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders because it really was.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
And people literally show up to the games like for them.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah. So I feel like we're just sort of circling the drain.
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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
but I need to just kind of like take a big diarrhea dump before I do that. Um, because I had such a problem with the Oscars and I know you did too. And I just want to like, I want to talk about how like offensive to my core.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
And obviously like I take things, you know, related to my people very, very personally, but I don't know how anyone could have watched the Oscars last night and not just like wanted to vomit all over these people, especially when you think about like, so top four awards, which were like best supporting actor, actress, um, Two of them films were Holocaust movies.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Two of the actors who won are Jewish. And the way there was just, like, so much profiting off of Jewish trauma and, like, no mention of recent Jewish trauma, I found so offensive. Ongoing? Ongoing? I like Kieran Culkin, and, like, I...
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
I don't wanna smear him, but you get up there, you won it for a Holocaust movie, you're not even Jewish, to not even mention it, I actually found so offensive, and I thought his speech was really sweet about his wife, so cute, but let's talk about what got you here first, just briefly, I know you have a limited amount of time.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Mikey Madison, Jewish girl, no mention, this is the biggest moment, and Adrian Brody, and I'm sorry, I love him, I'm gonna gag over him and Georgina and the gum, I'm gonna do it. But like, disappointment. The speech was weak, especially because they started playing the music and he was like, no, stop, I have something to say. And I was like, oh, here we fucking go. Here we go.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
He stopped the music. I'm ready for him to slay the house down boots. And like he said, anti-Semitism, like he was pushing out of duty. Like it was the hardest thing he'd ever done. And then he also like blanketed it with other like sort of buzzwords. And it was just, it was not powerful. It was not moving. And the whole thing just felt so bleh to me.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
And then for this film, which was like nominated in one of the categories normally people don't care about, like documentary short, It was called No Other Land to Have Won, which was like seriously like a propaganda film made about the war in Israel. For them to have won and then got up on stage and just like said to me like the most abhorrently offensive, unfactual things.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Like to me, I wanted to turn the whole fucking thing off. I thought it was disgusting. Like everything I've ever thought about Hollywood. And enough with the Jews run Hollywood because if they did, like last night wouldn't have happened. So just please shut the fuck up. I wanted to turn it off, but I'm like, no, I did not come this far to only come this far. I watch these piece of shit movies.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
I'm gonna see this through. So I will give my thoughts and I won't make everything about this, but I just needed to be said how personally offensive I found the whole night.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
And I really feel like I've been so positive recently. And I'm really due for like a hater episode. I have actually a lot of really kind of hot button controversial things to say. I'm not sure if I'm going to say all of them. I haven't even spoken to you offline.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
I'm sorry. Wait, one more thing. One more thing that like added to my list of offensive. I said everyone. And then for that ugly fuck, Guy Pearce, I've never even heard of him. Like you come to the Oscars on the backs of a Holocaust movie and you wear your stupid, ugly, free Palestine pin. Like, you know nothing. You're an idiot. And I hate you.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
So that's my kind of big, like outside of my own personal politics, which I can admit like I'm very close to. Now I'm gonna take a step back and just talk about this as a movie critic, if I may, because I've seen all the movies. I've seen all the movies. And when they played in the very beginning, like this little trailer of like movies of yore that have won Oscars and it was all in tribute to LA.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
So it was like big Hollywood films. They had La La Land, everything that, it was just like so glamorous and you're like, yes, this is the Oscars. Yes, yes, yes. And then you take a look at the slew of films that were nominated this year and it's like, one of these things is not like the other. There was nothing, and then when you think about also, I'm sorry, the films that won, oh really?
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
The category that gave us La La Land and 12 Years a Slave and Gone with the Wind, the greats, Nora? It's actually crazy that I think what now is considered an Oscar-worthy film is just so different than what I'm used to seeing. And Last Night was just like all the worst movies being nominated and treated like, you know, like something that they weren't.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
So it's like, well, I don't know if like, Anora should have won over Amelia Perez. To be honest, I don't really give a fuck. They're all the same type of movie. Like, where are the greats? Where are like these big productions? And like, the one thing I'll say about Anora that I liked is that it was an independent movie made for $6 million, and that just doesn't happen to movies like that.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
And that's cool, for sure. Shout out to the indies, they deserve. But at its core, it was a dumb movie. I actually enjoyed it. It was like a silly movie you would see with your friends. Oscars? It's just not adding up.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Honestly, when I think of what constitutes an Oscar-worthy film, I would have said Conclave. And the more that time has passed since I've watched this movie, I find myself thinking most and talking to people about Conclave as a good movie should. I enjoyed The Substance the most. I would have been happy if they won, and Demi Moore was 1,000% snubbed. It's not even a question.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Yeah, I think I would say Conclave. Okay. Or Wicked. Like, I know they're, like, against giving it to popular things. But when you think about movies in the year 2025, like, you're only thinking about Wicked.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
And it's okay to give it to something, like, corny and popular.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Moonlight, yeah. Okay, so let's go through the categories, but let's also just talk about the opening, which started out for me, and I'm feeling really critical of the night, so I'm going to say things about people whom I love.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Yeah, okay. Well, one of my hot takes is that the performances were so bad. And that's not like a hot take or anything. But the performances, obviously, that stood out were Ari and Cynthia. And it was so pargy. The way they chose songs to encapsulate the entire Wizard of Oz universe, not just Wicked, somewhere over the rainbow, and then The Wiz, and then Wicked. Like, it was so beautiful.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Yeah, so I just have a lot of thoughts. And also, this is the first year that I'm really... well-versed in the movies. You know, I've seen most of the talkies.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
But I was really kind of like... shooketh at Ari's vocals. I feel like you could always say what you want about Ari, right? Like, you know, like her music and her personal life, but she's going to slide the house down boots with that voice. And she's going to shut everybody up. She was a little like shaky. I don't know if she was nervous, but it was not giving her party flawless vocals.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Yeah, it wasn't, I don't know, I wasn't like blown away. And then Cynthia comes out and sing a song from The Wiz that I didn't know, but I was enjoying immensely. And Cynthia's just like, she could fart out a tune that's better than anything you've ever heard. And then when they brought the two women together, and I really did love that like,
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
even though the movie has been paraded as like Cynthia and Ari, Cynthia and Ari, Cynthia and Ari, like the big songs and the vocals, like it is Elphaba. And so I liked that the performance was like really for Cynthia and Ari was very much there as like supporting act because that final song, like, oh my God, I wasn't okay. It was so beautiful. She didn't even look like she was trying.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
That was the crazy thing. Like the way she was hitting these notes, It was perfection. I liked the cinematography. They showed Ari in the back doing some supporting vocals. I hope you're happy. Like, Pard, you're fucking licious. I loved it. And I was like, oh, here we fucking go. The Oscars are about to like, you know, the year I finally watch them all, I'm ready. And then Conan came out.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
And I want to say something. I don't have any particular strong feelings about Conan. I think people really love him. And people also really dislike him. So I was ready to be dazzled. I'm like, take me to your side. Make me a fan. And I found the whole thing really hard to watch. He was really corny. And he was trying so hard, which I appreciate. But it was reading so desperate. And I don't know.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
And so now that I have, and you're going to regret making me watch these movies, because I have some really kind of crazy things to say. So the first story we have today is the Oscars. We'll get into that in a little bit. But how was your weekend, Jax? Tell me all about it.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
It was also not funny. That's kind of where... I draw the line.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Yeah, it wasn't good. And then with any host, even if you're doing a good job, towards the end, like, I find you annoying. But I started finding him annoying, like, the second and third time he came on. And, like, I was just scrolling. I miss half of his jokes. Like, he was really bothering me. Irksome. Okay. So it's a no from Conan. It's a no for Conan. It's a no-nin. And he also...
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
he just reminds me of like, and I know he's not like a Jimmy, but he has that vibe and he didn't stand out in a way. So it was giving Jimmy. Yeah.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
There were a couple of good jokes, like I laughed, but the Carlos Sofia Gascon of it all was very funny. I didn't know if they were going to dress that. I didn't even know if she was in the building. She was in the building, right? Because everybody was ignoring her. I didn't see her on the carpet. So she had tweets. If you guys don't know, she's the actress from... Who plays Emilia Perez.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Emilia Perez. Actually, it's Perez. There's an apostrophe over the first E. And... Everybody loves her like queen, queen, queen. And then she had tweets and now everybody hates, hates, hates. And she was dominated for best actress. So it was like really, like she was a big player last night.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
She wasn't on TV once, except when Conan made the joke about her, which I actually thought was a funny joke and good on her for like, you know,
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
No, no, because I think by the time her tweets came out, like most of the voting had already been done, especially because this production was postponed.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Yeah, I think that and that was something I a positive I want to give. And there's going to be very few positives. So just hold on to your horses. I really appreciated them giving Amelia Perez only two out of the 13 nominations. Now, I didn't agree with either of the two, but they could have went home with more than that.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
And it would have actually been like such a slap in the face to everybody there. Yeah, that it was the right thing.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Yeah, it should have went to Demi Moore. First of all, that movie was really good, The Substance. And she was incredible. Because we're talking about two different things here. With the actress categories, you have to separate the movies from the performance. Even if you thought the movie was bad, was their performance better? And Enora was a worse movie and a worse performance.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
And Demi Moore totally deserved it. It was her, I think, feel like one of her, like her only chance, you know? And it was so obvious that it was gonna be her. She was sitting right in the front row. Like, why wasn't it? She was amazing.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
And Anora was like this dumb, silly movie, I'm sorry, about like a wealthy Russian kid who moves to New York and like hides from his parents and hires a hooker and gets married to her and they just like get drunk and big. It's like, it was so silly. And she plays the hooker. And she's just like, fuck yes, fuck that. She's from, they film it in New York. So she's like this OG New York stripper.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
And I didn't think the accent was very good. I wasn't really buying, like it wasn't an amazing acting performance. So I have no idea why she won. And it should have been to me.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Yeah, I didn't see. I didn't see this one, so I don't have, like, a strong feeling. But of the ones that I did see, I do feel like they could have given it to Ralph Fiennes. Oh, that was a funny joke Conan made. Like, if you lose again tonight, we're allowed to call you Ralph. Funny.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Oh, I saw that movie. It was bad. Sorry. I don't think, I don't know where she went.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
except he did something so cute. We need to talk about his speech, okay. So he really couldn't believe that he won. He's hugging everyone, giving Georgina the biggest kiss, doesn't want to let go of his girl, his girl. He's walking up the stairs, then he realizes he has gum in. He's like, oh shit.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
But he's halfway up the stairs, so he takes the gum out and he's looking around for what to do with it, and Georgina's running after him. She sees him in this predicament. Georgina's running with the wrapper, you know? And he tosses it. in the air, she goes to catch it. She did miss it, but she picked it up off the ground. It was such a funny, sweet, supportive moment.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
I saw people online being like, this is outrageous, throwing your trash at a woman. Shut up! It was funny. It was funny. I thought it was really sweet, and it made them so real. That's your partner. It's this huge moment for them. Let them throw your trash at you. It doesn't matter.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
No, and he acknowledged her in the speech. He called her his partner and he spoke of her kids, which is so crazy because it's like Harvey Weinstein's kids. And I think he referred to himself as like a nickname. He was like, Popsie, he said something like Popsie did it or Popsie won. Like, are you saying you're their dad? I mean, their dad's in jail. So like, they need a father.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
He's not the stepfather. He's a father who stepped up. I thought I heard that, but don't quote me on that. So I thought the whole exchange was actually really sweet. And I love them together. And I'm putting aside like my distaste for his speech. because I can hold space for multiple things at once. It was a very cute moment. And it was a really, oh, and then he couldn't remember.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
He was like thanking everyone on his team and his family and his family, his family. And he's like, I feel like I'm forgetting. And then they cut to Georgina and she's screaming, your mom, your dad, your parents. She's literally telling him who he forgot. They're totally like in love. They're a real couple. Like they are parchy. Like Kylie and Timothy.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Kylie and Timothy were on camera quite a bit because, you know, in the monologue, they love to poke fun at everyone. And Timmy had a whole bit with Adam Sandler. And Kylie was cut out for a lot of the... I wanted to scream at the cameraman. Zoom the fuck out.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
And Pauline was there. I love to see Pauline out there shaking that thing. Kimberly from Sex, Lies, and College Girls. Yes, I think he has another brother too, but he's not in Sex, Lies, and College Girls, so I don't know him. But they all took a family photo. Kylie skipped the carpet, but met him right at the seats, letting him have his moment. Timothy looked really cute in his yellow outfit.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
It was a good night for them. Even though his movie took home not one award. I didn't think it was deserved. None of these movies were good, by the way. It was a particularly bad year for movies. Because when you think about last year, like Elvis, right? Like even though it didn't win everything, it was like glamour and everyone was talking about Istanbul.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
There was like nothing like that this year. Oh yeah. But see, people refuse to give Wicked, even myself, like look, I'm so, as a critic myself, I'm so sort of inured to not giving it the credibility it deserves, even though it is, like it was the biggest movie of the year. If we can talk about Barbie at the Oscars in a real way, we could talk about Wicked at the Oscars in a real way.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Speaking of Rocket Man, Diane Warren lost again. I believe it was her 16th Oscar loss. And just give the woman a fucking Oscar.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
That song did sound really good. I hadn't heard of the song with her, but it sounded really good. And the winner was Amelia Perez. Like, are you fucking kidding me?
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Of all the reasons why Amelia Perez, like, was the worst movie and so offensive was because of the music. It was seriously, like, bad music. So for them to have won the music category... Was offensive. It was.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
It's him and his cousin go to Poland after their grandma, who's a Holocaust survivor, dies. Did you watch it?
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
I didn't I almost did but it again I have such a hard time I can acknowledge like how close and that's what even we were saying about nobody wants this like I'm we're so critical of anything that reflects our culture because it's usually bad so I was just not in the mood to like take umbrage with the film do you know what I mean yes set in modern times it's not like an old yeah they're like I saw a review of it that was actually looked like a good review made me want to watch the movie it's like two guys are trying to like stave off a midlife crisis so they go
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
I didn't watch it because I really wasn't in the mood to be a hater again. Do you know what I mean? It's so hard.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
So the only other person that I thought should have won, which is funny considering I have such a hate for Onora, is the guy who was nominated because he was an amazing actor. The movie was bad. This is what I'm saying. You have to separate the performer from the performance. Onora was like such a dumb movie. This guy was actually an amazing actor.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
He's relatively unknown and you couldn't get a read on him the whole time. He actually was a really important person in the movie. So if anything from Onora was gonna win, I wanted it to be that guy because I liked his character and he did an amazing job. But whatever. Whatever. Then best director went to a Nora. All in all, like, it was just such a dumb evening. Like, the movies were dumb.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
The people were dumb. Oh, you didn't say Zoe Saldana. Did we say Zoe Saldana?
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Amelia Price. And I just wanted to say I thought her speech was out of control. Classic. Like, she was really nutty at the Golden Globes, and it was, like, funny but weird, and she just brought the same energy. I thought she was really nutty. I actually loved the way that she looked. I've seen a lot of, like, hate for her dress. I thought she looked beautiful.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Mine wasn't fabulous either. Although I did, yes, I did have a dinner party on Friday night. The Taylor's. You did.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
And I just thought it was such a crazy speech. I was just like, oh, it was a lot. And then she went backstage and was doing press and she got asked a question. Because the movie's been highly criticized. By people. Especially by, no, by Mexicans.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Yes, right. By fans. And there was a reporter from like a Mexican publication who was Mexican herself and was like, what do you say to like the people of Mexico who were just like really disheartened to see you like make a film at the heart of Mexico when all you're talking about is like drug cartels and murder, which is like something we are known for that we shouldn't be.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
We have other things to offer, like a beautiful culture. And she basically told this woman to go fuck herself. She was like, we, yeah, made the movie in Mexico, but it's not about Mexico. It's about four women. It could have happened. It couldn't have happened anywhere. It's about the women. And it was actually like a really media trained answer.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
And you can think that, and you have every right to, but here's why it's dumb. And she was just sort of cutting out Mexico from the, she was like, yeah, we might have filmed in Mexico, but it was fucking irrelevant. Nobody cares about Mexico. And it was like, well, actually, the whole movie, I agree, it was done in Spanish. It was actually really about Mexico. It was the backdrop.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
She was hard to get a hold of. It was one of those nights that like was perfect and only would have been made more perfect if I could have a cocktail. You know?
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
And the same way that Brighton Beach was the backdrop of Enora and the Enora girl thing to the people of Brighton Beach. The movie can be about four women and Mexico. Right. Right, but also the movie was special because the woman in particular, Emilia, was a Mexican cartel drug lord before transitioning to becoming a woman.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Oh, she had like a drug cartel name, like the monster or something. Oh, yeah, like the... Like El Chapo. You know, I don't know what like I don't realize what like the government name was, but the drug cartel had like a name and it was like the leader of it was like El Chapo.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
I kind of want to just just know. I just really, like, I really did not enjoy the Oscars at all. And I'm annoyed, because, like, I was really curious to see if, like, for the first year where I watched almost all the movies, would it have been a different experience? And maybe if I had chosen a different year, like, where the movies were, like, they were competitive.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Like, if there were so many good movies that we couldn't even choose, you know? But, oh, my God. It was, seriously, like, this is the state of filmmaking. James Cameron is rolling over in his grave. Like, it was so lame. And every movie was, like, stupid and awful. I don't know. It wasn't giving Oscars. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, but I think this is what the Oscars are giving now. I guess.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
But even when I think about recent years, there are movies that stand out that we still talk about. Like Green Book. Like Green Book. Do you know what I mean? Like none of the movies from this year will be remembered besides Wicked. Green Book is a great movie. Green Book was an amazing movie, and I remember that year, we watched a lot of the movies. Also, the one with the billboards.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
No. Ben, Taylor and Taylor. Like we were having so much fun. Ben made a beautiful meal. We played like board games. Like, you know, that's my dream night.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Yeah, we watched that one. I can't believe we watched that. That was a bad movie. But I'm saying, every year, there are movies to watch. I didn't think that movie was so bad, actually. Uh... Like something happens to their daughter and they take out billboards in like this small town. Like I was just saying, movies come to mind in recent years that I've seen.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Like I don't think we'll be talking about these films ever again.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Okay. Like... Go off, Amelia. When that Amelia Perez songwriter started singing on stage, I knew I needed to turn it off.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Correct. And they were nominated twice in the song category. It's fucking crazy.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
But the original song category doesn't do musicals. People write songs for the soundtrack, Miley.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
And everybody was like, drinking wine, and Ben doesn't really drink, and he did, and I was like, oh my God, of course, one night you get fun drunk, and I'm not even allowed to participate. So it was fun, but it could have been better, you know? With a drink. Yeah, but that's actually not the most important thing that happened to me this weekend.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Yeah. There really actually wasn't even that much to say. I guess I didn't have like... that many hot takes, just that like I didn't like Conan. I thought Anora was like- Not worthy. Not worthy and- Understood.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday. And if there was a Monday that I ever felt like a Monday, it might be this particular Monday because my God, we have so much to cover. Hello, Jax.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
I am hanging my head in shame. I thought that's what you were saying, that she wrote that. I'm like, oh, I didn't read that part of the statement.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
I want to say that I feel a little bit of peace knowing she's not referring to us directly because she's talking about people who make the accounts.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
She's talking to the people who make the Finstas, the people who like spread... I guess that technically was us. And I'm sorry. She's so right. Some lessons need to be learned the hard way. I am hanging my head in shame. I shouldn't have brought it up. It just came across my desk. That's why I hate this job sometimes. You're forced to do things that you don't. And I knew it was wrong.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
I knew it was wrong. Of course. And you know what? Even if Mason did have a child, still none of our business. Oh, speaking of, you know what I'm going to watch this week? I've seen a lot of talk about it on social media. Ruby Frankie Hulu documentary, like the mommy blogger. Yeah.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Apparently, like apparently she like filmed a lot of her abuse, like as vlog content, like yelling at everyone and like didn't delete it. So they have a lot of things from her hard drive and I've been seeing it go viral on social media. And that was a story that I like I know about, but I don't know a lot of the details.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
I too had a pretty boring weekend, although I consumed a lot of content for the purposes of today's show. I finished Love is Blind. I watched so much Desperate Housewives. I won't bore you guys with it, but it's just like the only thing that brings me joy. But I also had a traumatic event that I'd like to.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
add that to my list let me know how it is if you would recommend it i would maybe watch it but i it let me know if it's like really upsetting bothersome yeah well also like you know i think a lot of people have been asking me like turdy are you gonna put your kids on social media and i'm definitely not um and i think that this documentary will only further my decision like i i don't judge people who put their kids on social media but i think that after watching this documentary i might start
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
If you're... If your kids account for 30% of your content, then 65% of the revenue that the kids bring in needs to be put into a trust for the child. This is like a new child labor, child exploitation law that passed in California a couple of weeks ago. And I actually think it's a great law. And a lot of people are talking about it online.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Actually, they're kind of targeting a couple of creators because like the LeBrant family, I don't know if you know who that is. They're one of the biggest YouTube family channels. They have like five kids now. Yeah. they're moving out of California and people are like, well, it's because they don't wanna pay their kids.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
And I don't know if that's true or not, but then Brittany Xavier, who's a TikToker who makes content with mostly her husband and their like 18 year old daughter, but they also have two other kids who get in the content. She's also moving to Tennessee. and people are like, well, it's because you don't want to pay your kids. She actually responded. She was like, are you fucking kidding me?
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Every time my kids are in a video of mine, and I've said this for years, I pay them. We're moving out of California for X, Y, and Z. They're like, I think she wants to live on a farm. She's very homesteadery.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
No, you can tell when a parent sets up a tripod in the kid's room and holds a gun to their head to dance on camera. That's not Brittany Xavier. I agree. The LeBrand family does definitely do that.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
No, I don't either. And I actually don't think that California is, like, the most popular place for family channels to exist. I feel like it's, like, a lot of Utah, a lot of Texas. Like, I don't think that it's a very California-like thing.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Right, back to Mason, I just wanna say, I'm sorry, I was wrong. And I'm sorry for dragging you down. No, it was so wrong, it was so wrong. I didn't say that I believed it, I just was remarking on how crazy it was that people were saying it. I didn't make it a thing, so I don't wanna take responsibility for that, but I shouldn't have brought it up, it's gross.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Yes, you will not believe that the craziest thing ever happened to me again. So I'm obviously pregnant. I don't know if I mentioned that. I talk about it so little. And I get no backlash every time. Can I just say, I got so much hate on Friday after talking about pregnancy for 20 minutes. I feel like I've been so good reeling in my pregnancy stuff. And guys, just let me live. I'm pregnant.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
And you know who I blame? Whoever sent me that TikTok. I forget who it was.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Well, especially recently I've been asking because in our new studio setup, you don't have a clock near you where you can see the time. And I actually think you need one because like you would be moving differently.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
They had dinner the next night. Like they made it right.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
That's not what happened. What happened? So Bethany TikToks all the time, you know, like she makes like a lot of content every day and that night she makes a TikTok, the first one from the series and it's like, you know, when the hot young influencer like stands you up for dinner.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
And people started spiraling. And Bethany then like made a thousand TikToks about it, explaining that they had this dinner plan. She wasn't sure if Braxton was coming, but it was totally her and Alex. And it was at Carbone. And she gets to the table. They gave her this great table. And she texts Alex being like, by the way, they sat me in the corner.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
And, you know, when Bethany's telling the story, she's being like, you know, they're young, they're kids. So like, I'm sure they're going to be late. She's just being like a little derogatory the whole time. And then Alex calls her. And she's like, oh my God, is that tonight? She was like, I totally mixed up the dates. Like I'm so, you know, crazy from traveling. I'm so sorry. Super apologetic.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Um, but she got the date wrong and she didn't stand her up. She just like mixed it up. It was a mistake. And Bethany then like decides to just be like, fuck it. You know, I'm having dinner by myself at Carbone. She has this fabulous meal.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
She's taking videos of herself eating, you know, the whole thing being like when somebody stands you up, like be your own independent woman and like have dinner by yourself.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
She's like, well, I'm at this bougie restaurant. Basically the undercurrent being like that you guys could never be at. And so I'm going to eat here for you.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
It's so true. Show me the Tony. So the next day, like the content doesn't stop from Bethany being like, get unready with me, getting stood up by Alex Earle.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Right. So she's just like kind of beating a dead horse. And Alex is like, you know, being, you know, a good sport, leaving comments, being like, oh, yeah, I hear that Alex Earle sucks. And then the next night they get together. Alex brings her like a dozen roses. They make a million TikToks about it, like all good. Now, I just want to say, and I think that I've met Alex Earl a couple of times.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
I do not know her by any means. But, like, the vibe that I got is she's an extremely nice girl. And I do not think, like, the crazy rise to fame has affected her at all. I think she's really down to earth. Her friends from college are still her best friends. Like, she's really... I think she's a... Except for Sandra. I think she's a really, really nice girl. Yes. And I really believe that.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
What do you want me to do? Coach, can I ask you something?
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Yeah. And I think if anything, her fault is maybe she's a little naive. I think that might have been the case with the unwell thing that we've just been talking about. Because if I'm Alex Earl, I'm kind of hating Bethany.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Yeah, and I think that if we never, I wouldn't be surprised if we never see these two interact again. Like Alex wanted to make it right, like go to dinner, like yeah. But I don't know.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
mistakes happen I don't I don't believe in any way that she didn't show up in bad faith and like wanted to stand up Bethany Frankel I think it really was a mix-up she's a young girl she's a lot going on she parties a lot like it happens right and what's the worst feeling than being like someone's at the restaurant in your pajamas like I'm sure she felt fucking horrible like really really horrible so to then like have Bethany make I swear 20 TikToks about it and I'm not even exaggerating and it's just like beating home like this thing you're probably embarrassed about that you feel bad about I just felt like
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Like Bethany did a little too much. And I know Bethany, this is Bethany's shtick. That's why she's as successful as she is. It's like every time something minor happens, like she went to a Chanel store and she said that they turned her away because she looked ugly or whatever. Like she makes it a moment and that's how she's so relevant. It's brilliant like media strategy.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
And so this is what she does. And I just feel like if I'm Alex Earl, like I'm a little annoyed. Yeah.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Okay. So one of the absolute blessings of pregnancy is how frequently you have to pee. And for some reason, you have to pee way more at night. And so I'm used to it now. I'm up to about three pees. Every two, three hours I pee. And on Saturday night, I got up to pee. And what's so funny is that... Something woke me up, and then I was like, oh, I'll pee.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
It was a particularly bad take. And Bethany usually is very good.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
It's so not true. And Alex actually over the weekend was doing a Get Ready With Me. Licks? Licks. She on TikTok like very briefly mentioned she's been like there's been like a lot of chatter online like about the podcast and honestly like I'm just as surprised as you guys. That's all she said. Basically being like the drop was surprise to her? I don't know. She really glossed over it.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Well, when it comes to the Bethany thing, like, I just want to say, if we never see these two hanging out again, I think that's why.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
I don't think so. I don't think so. Even the comments at first were like, oh my God, LOL, like fun for fun. And then everybody was like, okay, Bethany, you're really like beating a dead horse. Like, did you have to make 30 TikToks about it? Like, so the narrative started to change. And I'm just, I'm actually really curious what Alex's thoughts on it are.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Like, oh, all in good fun or like, okay, back off a little bit.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
And the thing that woke me up was Ben's heavy breathing. He's literally behind me, and I hear him just whistling in the wind. And I'm like, all right. How that bump made us jump. Literally. So he woke me up, and I was like, well, while I'm up, I might as well just get my pee out of the way. So I get up to pee. The door's closed to the bathroom. We have an en suite.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
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I open the door to the bathroom, and there's a man in my bathroom coming out of the toilet. And I screamed. I screamed. screamed so loud, like truly, like if you're being kidnapped, like you scream. And then the man is also screaming. And then I'm screaming and the man's screaming.
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Okay, this is the first I'm hearing of this, but... Is anybody else really shook by her being on People Magazine? I feel like to promote her new Netflix show, she's a former princess, she could have gotten the cover of Vogue. People Magazine, it's very pedestrian.
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W. W, yeah. I'm really shocked. And People Magazine has done a really good job in separating themselves from the other airport magazines. But it is a tabloid.
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No, when you're Meghan Markle, like you're supposed to have options better than this.
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Christina Haack has been on the cover of People Magazine.
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And I realized very quickly that the man is Ben, which I didn't really understand because three seconds before he was in the bed waking me up with his snoring. So I'm like, how did you get in the toilet? We are screaming off like... The whole thing like seriously never ended. Like scream, I scream, he scream, I scream, he scream. And then I was so petrified, like true fear that I collapsed.
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That was my, because I've never heard the story until you just brought it up. I didn't know that she did this interview. And my first thing was like, lowbrow.
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No, she should have spread it out because she's been like relatively quiet business wise for like the last year or two since the Lemonada podcast was announced. And that would have been a good time for her to do the podcast. You have to space these things out. Yeah. I actually feel like her and Harry are not good at spacing things out.
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Like they go dark for a while and then they do book, Netflix, the games. Invictus. Invictus. They do like a million things at once. Yeah, they are just Invictus. And then they overlap so hard and then they go dark. It's like, they need to make the money. So they work hard for six months and then they spend the money for the next year. Like they need to spread it out a little bit better.
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Oh my God. Are you going to be, no, today's March 3rd.
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Right, and spring starts technically March 21st, right?
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Yes, I saw it on Hulu. I didn't watch it, but I saw that it was there.
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No, and the time has passed. You can take it off. I'm not watching it.
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No, actually, I disagree. I would not agree. I would not, like, if we all sit down on the couch, be like, yeah, let's watch that. I would be a naysayer to that movie.
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Yeah, I would say no. Oh, my gosh. Like, first of all, that movie came out and nobody moved. I heard not one thing. I heard not one thing about the movie.
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No, the thing is, is that Ingrid Andres, the whole saga about her being drunk at the All-Star Game, if you don't remember, she sang the National Anthem at the MLB All-Star Game last year so horrifically, so offensively, and she literally dropped a statement being like, I'm an alcoholic. Like, this is rock bottom. See you guys later. And she went to rehab. She's been kind of quiet since.
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And now, as a part of her comeback, she sang the national anthem at another baseball game, which I actually think was a really good way for her to come back. It was a hockey game, but sure. Whatever. She did it to the best of her abilities. But the thing is, she never should have been tapped in the first place. She's not that type of singer. She's a very sweet, very... Yes, very like Norah Jones.
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Like my body gave out and I totally forgot I was pregnant. I landed on my knees, thank God. I have never been so scared. Except for the last time that happened. This one was worse.
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She doesn't belt. You need like Broadway people sing the national anthem. People with really soulful voices. She never should have been tapped. And so even when she was going to come back and do her best, it still wasn't going to be like good.
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No. And like her best version was never going to be particularly amazing.
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Although I think, like, strategy-wise, this was a great way for her to get back out there and, like, kind of right the wrong. There was a lot of ways she could have come back, and I don't know if I would have suggested doing another Ashland anthem, but I kind of love it.
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Michio sending well wishes to Ingrid and maybe like let's stay away from sporting events. It's not it's not your thing. Like even sober.
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Now let's talk about Love is Blind. Quick TV recap because seriously nothing happened except obviously like so much so much happened for me to hate. And I'm going to, I'm going to.
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There were three episodes released. We started with five couples and we're now down to four. Thankfully, Dave and Lauren broke up because watching them for one more minute, like was so painful. It was actually cruel to make this girl be in a relationship with this guy who just refused to believe her, refused to champion her, refused to defend her.
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And meanwhile, she's like a doormat being like, love me, love me. I'll do anything for you. Like it was really painful. So to see her in the smallest way, stick up for herself.
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And she didn't even really, cause he broke up with her, but she, she like made him break up with her, which I appreciate because if she just broke up with him, that's exactly what he wanted to like get out of this relationship and So I liked that she made him do it, but I just like, it was really painful to watch somebody like not even remotely stick up for themselves. And she knew she was right.
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Like it was, it was such a painful relationship to be a part of. I'm so glad it's over.
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No, I feel like she was really committed to letting this process work slowly. And by the honeymoons, she was open to becoming a...
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a real couple and I think that if he had let her in more like with and not made the whole drama such a big deal like they probably wouldn't have gotten married but she was really committed to the process like of taking it slow of getting to know getting engaged moving in and he just like refused to move forward once he found out that like she had a boyfriend sorry she slept with somebody like a
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He was such a prick, and it was just like the obsession with the sister. First of all, we never got the sister. We never got a single one of his friends on the show. And he really made her feel like that was her fault, being like, well, now my sister, nobody wants to be a part of the show because you had sex with somebody two weeks before coming here.
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Actually, the last time the roles were reversed, I was on the toilet and it's pitch black. And I like look up for a second and there's a man standing over me. I don't know which one was more scary. This one just feels more scary because it was more recent, but oh my God, I've never felt like such abject terror in my entire fucking life. Like, I was up for an hour afterwards.
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And she was like, well, my family didn't really want to be a part of the show, but half of them did, and the ones that didn't agreed to meet you off camera. So, like, why can't anybody come to the table? Everything was Lauren's fault. It was actually painful to watch him, like, seriously. That's really painful.
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And then the next couple of nights later, everybody gets together and old people come, Dave and Lauren come, and Molly comes. Molly is the redhead? The redhead. We're very used to people in the pods being in a threesome. And then the couple breaks up and the girl then goes and tries to get with Dave. And let me tell you how refreshing it was to hear Molly and Lauren chat.
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Lauren tells Molly the whole story. She's so disgusted. She's so riding hard for Lauren. She doesn't, she's not even remotely interested in, they don't even talk. Like she's not even interested in any of it. It was so refreshing to see somebody like really not like looking out for their own interests, just being like, oh, I'm gonna believe Lauren that this guy sucks and I'm gonna stay away.
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Like it was just such a clean, I maybe like Molly so much. And she was like listening to the story so animated, being like, you're kidding. Oh my God, he's disgusting. It just made me like her so much, and it was really refreshing we never get that. Because another example, Madison, Mason, and Meg, the threesome. Hold on. Aunt girl.
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Right. Right. So everybody comes to this party, and turns out Meg and Mason have been seeing each other. Like, they connected offline. It sounded like... Like, kind of pargy, you know? Especially because, like, the way that they ended was not right. The thing is, he did choose the other girl first. Like, he did.
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Yeah. In this process. Madison is just fucking dreadful. Like she comes to this party and there's so much drama, you know, like she was at the airport and Ben Platt wanted to meet her and they give her a hug. And then he starts talking shit about Mason. She's telling this cockamamie story. She's a liar. I seriously couldn't even follow it.
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well that's the other thing I don't believe anything she says and she's telling this story like she still wants to be the main character of this show and because she didn't get like to the honeymoons she needs to find another way and I still don't care if everything she's saying is true like I still don't give a shit we've seen her lie yeah I just like I don't care and they never even followed up on it like after last night's episodes and then we're at the weddings now so she makes this whole drama and still nobody cares like there's no moving the needle with her she's just like she's not a main character sorry but
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
So Dave and Lauren break up. It was really painful. She actually shares that he went to go see his sister off camera and she wrote a letter to the sister just like explaining who she is and like that she really, really cares about Dave and that everything being said about her is not true.
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And she just like really wants a chance to meet the sister and show her that she is going to be an amazing wife. And Dave didn't even give the letter to his sister.
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They're broken up. And now the rest of the episodes are just like the final touches on everybody's couples before the wedding. They do the bachelor parties. They go to the mall as their bachelorette party. It was really sad. Yeah. Oh, and I'm sorry. And they do it. They made it a theme night. Well, I guess the thing in Minnesota that they're known for is the Mall of America. Oh, my God.
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Was at the Mall of America. And they also decided to make it a theme night. And they dressed as like old ladies. Mary-Kate and Ashley? Old ladies. They wore like cardigans and pearls. Yeah. That's a thing. It's so funny. Yeah. So let me just give you, let me give you an update on all couples.
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My knees were killing me because I collapsed onto my knees. It was the worst thing that ever happened to me. We now have rules in place. And I'm just like, can I have one thing? Like what, you have to pee in the middle of the night too? Like I'm fucking pregnant. Like I said, first of all, And ever since it happened, I'm very aware that it could happen again.
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I think the couples that we have the strongest chance of seeing get married are of course Monica and Joey, who have really just been having good conversations, making progress, talking about family. Like really, I like them so much.
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And they had this really sweet conversation where he was like, I really appreciated the fact that like the first time you met me, people really write me off because I'm really goofy and I have this like positive personality. And they think that you can't be that, but also be like intellectual. And I think people often think he's dumb.
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And he was like, I just really appreciated like you seeing me for both sides of who I am. Like I am really smart, but I'm also like goofy Joey. It was so sweet. Jackie, I love these two. They make the show worth watching. And I do think they'll get married. I do.
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No, because Monica and Joey, like, don't end up together in Friends.
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That's funny. But you're also, like, not watching Love is Blind. That's why you're transported. I'm trying. The other couple that I shockingly think has a chance is Shorty and Taco Bell nurse, Taylor and Daniel. Oh, yes. Oh my God, Claudia.
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I mean, if I'm her and he's not mad at me and like making me feel, I love him. No, he was so stalwart.
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And let me tell you, they have progressed so nicely. I actually think they might get married. He likes her so much. I think she likes, and this is where like Love is Blind, it's like a good couple for Love is Blind because she had said she probably would have written him off just because of his height. Like it's just, is what it is. And I actually think they're a great couple.
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And the whole Christmas thing is really weird. They're like two people who are obsessed with Christmas. No, they come home from Guatemala and they're like, where should I eat my stocking? Jackie, they did their Christmas cards. It's March.
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And so I do see how she thought he was like faking it. Right, it's too good to be true. Yeah, it's so nuts. But no, they both are like so obsessed with Christmas and I actually kind of like them. I think that they'll go all the way. I do. I like that. Now we get to like the controversial couples who are probably not getting married. Virginia and Devin. What happened there? They talk.
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In two months. Yeah, like we're almost there. Like usually the first Monday of March, it just reminded me like, yeah, that's something coming up. That's something to look forward to.
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they talk a lot about politics, and it's clear he doesn't say it. Devin and his family are Republicans, and Virginia and her family are Democrats, and it's like, can they get past that? And they're having these political conversations. Nobody wants to say anything, right? I mean, you're on TV.
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And I always now pee with the door open. And like I make a lot of sound when I pee just so somebody knows that like a hi, I'm here. So I'm aware of it. Ben is obviously not. So now we have rules in place. I said for the remainder of the pregnancy, like you have to pee in the guest room in the middle of the night. I'm sorry.
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Yeah, I know. I'm with you. So they're in bed, and Virginia's clearly trying to bring up politics, and we have to watch 10 minutes of her circling the drain before she brings up abortions, and it's so painful. Just ask the question,
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And then they, he, you know, he doesn't want to say, he basically says that like a lot of his decisions are guided by his faith, which I think he thought was a safe answer because they've really connected over both like being like God loving Christians. And she like immediately hates that because she's seeing like, you know, like pro-life energy. And they're not saying any of this.
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So then he's like, she goes, well, what is your family typically like voting history? He's like, well, my family, and so first of all, just so you know, Devin's dad is black, mom is white, and so he has like a mixed race family. And he says, my family has historically voted pretty conservative.
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And then Virginia goes, oh, well, like my family has tended to voted like more progressive, more liberal leaning, you know, because we're black. And I didn't see anybody online being like, that's kind of rude. Like Devin's family is black too. Like it was like, I think the word is colorist. Like it's like a thing in the black community. Like I'm less or more black than you.
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I could tell he was so offended by the remark. And it was just very, it was kind of, he was like, well, my dad is black. Like, what are you trying to say? Like, what are you trying to say? Yeah. And I felt like after that, like they're done. And now I'm seeing so many like flaws because she has this prenup and he comes and reads it, whatever. And he just signs it, you know?
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No, there should be like private hours of the pods.
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And if you do happen to like forget and pee in our bathroom, like pee with the door open, make a lot of sound, like just make yourself known. Don't be like, you know,
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With Virginia and Devin, I don't think the politics is why they're not going to end up together. I just think it's another. Because you watch them, and she says all the right things. She's so happy. But there's no life behind her smile. She's just sort of going through the emotions of this. I don't think that they'll get married.
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But the opposite is happening with Sarah and Ben, where I think they like each other a lot. I think they really have a lot of potential. He loves her. and she really likes him. And I think she has like, you know, straight woman guilt for liking this guy who like goes to church. Like she's really into her social causes and her politics. And like, that's just not his thing.
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You know, he like is just, but he said in, in like the things that really matter to her, like he would be happy to go to pride with her. Her sister is lesbian. Um, he'd be happy to like, go look at other churches that like are known for being inclusive. Like he's really being flexible. Yeah. And he hasn't said anything. He said like, um, Wait, he said something that was like, my brain.
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He was like, whatever. He was just basically saying like, he hasn't given her anything. He's not as passionate, but they don't inherently disagree on stuff.
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So we get to their wedding right up until like, they're like, Sarah, do you? And then it ends. So we see her family and everything. And so I think that like, who's the first wedding? Sarah and Ben. We haven't seen any weddings yet. Yes. So her sister and the sister's wife are definitely skeptical of the whole thing. And they catch them on camera. I don't think they realize they're on camera.
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They're just waiting for her to come out in the dress. And they're like, I think she's going to say yes. But I think she's only going to say yes because she thinks she has to. They're hating this whole thing. They hate him. They do not want her to get married. Why don't they like him? So it's actually funny because he is very similar to how she grew up.
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Her parents are very, like, you know, God-loving Christians. I think they're really excited about the fact that she might end up with somebody who, like, they would approve of. Yeah. It's like an ideal situation for them. So she's kind of torn between, like, how she grew up and then her sister who sort of – I would say like is as it's further from the life that they grew up like knowing.
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And so she wants to please both sides. So I think that's what the sister was saying. But I don't think the sister gets is like at the end of the day, like I think Sarah likes him so much. And that just might take that just might be the end all be all.
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Yeah. I think they can grow together. Or I feel like he might just be saying, because she brings something up.
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Well, I believed him because she wasn't saying anything crazy, being like, my sister's gay. Would you hang out with her? Like, yeah. And then they come home and his best friend is lesbian. Like, it's it's not a thing. But then she brings up on the last day of conversation being like, if, you know, our kid comes home at 12 and says that they want to transition.
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She like and he's just like kind of agreeing with her. And I wasn't buying what he was saying. Like, I think that.
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That's what I think. Everyone's like, what's she going to say? What's she going to say? I'm like, I don't know. I feel like this whole time he might be like placating.
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We'll see. The other couple that remains is who? Did I get them all? I feel like you did. There were five, Dave, Virginia, Monica, Sarah, and Ben. And Shadi. Oh, okay, I got them all. It's so boring. One of the worst seasons I've ever watched. I'm having fun recapping it. I'm having no fun watching it. It's like pulling teeth. I understand.
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And I'm not gonna lie, towards the end of this episode, I did start skipping.
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So that's the Love is Blind recap. Wow, that was a long show. We had a lot to do and I think we did it all.
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Well, it happened in our old apartment and we had a nightlight on the floor in the bathroom. Like it's, it's not about that. And I'm actually just want to say, like, I don't feel like this is that crazy. I'm surprised it doesn't happen to more people because like when your partner gets out of bed, like it jostles the bed and like wakes you up and you're like, oh yeah, I'll pee.
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And you don't realize that you're jostled because they got up to pee. So I feel like it's not the craziest thing. And the fact that it's happened to me twice now, like sounds crazy, but it's not.
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I'm surprised my doorbell didn't ring with the cops. Good to know that not a single one of my neighbors called the police when two people were screaming for their fucking lives.
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I know it's not the point. It's not the point. But, like, Ben's scream. It was really icky. I was going to say, like, pussy. No, and, like, the pitch and the tenor of it was so. And it's like he's just seeing, like, a small, beautiful woman.
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Yeah, and it's like, what are you doing here? Get out of here. No, that's really crazy that he screamed. I had reason to be suspicious about the man in my bathroom.
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And now, like, now I can laugh, like, replay, like, his face.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
But in the moment, it was so scary. Like, I couldn't laugh. Now I can. Were you mad at him after? No, no. I was really, really shaken up. Like, I was so afraid. Yes, I had actually went through, like, the real feelings of somebody being kidnapped. Like, your worst nightmare, you wake up and someone's in your house, right? Like, now, thankfully, the person in my house lived there.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
The thing is, is that, you know, actually, I'm glad you brought that up because I go through, I go through eras where like I'm such a hater of things. And it's hard because like your job is to like, you know, watch it all, recap it at all. And no one wants to come on here being like, I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. And I do. I'm just like a hater to my core.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
But it was, like, the real feelings of it. Do you know what I mean? Yes, and how was Romeo? Yeah. He has been sleeping in the crate because he's pissing us off. So he was a non-factor. I can only imagine what he would have thought. Romeo's POV.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Yeah. And what are, like, solves? Having a second toilet is huge. Like, obviously, like, sorry, your walk is now much longer, but it's not my problem.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Oh, my God. It was the craziest thing that ever happened to me. And then, like, we were just supposed to wake up and be normal. And I... We woke up and went to brunch with Ben's parents. And... I actually had to leave early. I was really feeling dizzy and not okay. I think that the whole traumatic event really took a physical toll on me.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
You might have had a vasovagal. By the way, it was giving vasovagal, exactly. I was feeling really unsteady at brunch and nauseous like I was going to throw up, so I had to leave.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Courtney Kardashian released a statement, and I feel bad. So we have a lot to talk about. Oh, and we're doing Alex Earle, Bethany Frankel. So that's another one of my takes today that I feel like people are not gonna see coming.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Yeah, I know. Hot dogs are not sandwiches. The word moist is weird. No, I would say my hottest take is, It's not even hot. We'll talk about it, okay?
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
And it stars queen of rom-coms, beloved Hollywood glamazon, her mom was at the Oscars last night, Kate Hudson. So Running Point is really edgy, it's bold, and it's a hilarious twist on the underdog comedy. It features Isla Gordon's rise to the top as one of the most iconic professional basketball franchises, and her dysfunctional yet lovable family trying to block her shot.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
But yes, I have been very mainstream, like watching everything on TV these days. It's more so pregnancy. Yeah, even though the Oscars was one of those miserable experiences, do you know how grateful I was to have to watch something that I could live tweet and be a part? The activities don't come as easily as they used to.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
So a scandal forces her brother to resign, and then Isla, who's played by Kate Hudson, is appointed to president of the LA Waves, which is one of the most storied professional basketball franchises, and it's her family's business. She's ambitious. She's often overlooked.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Isla will have to prove to her skeptical brothers, the board, and the larger sports community, especially two big sports podcasters like ourselves, that she was the right choice for the job, especially in the unpredictable, male-dominated world of sports. She may not have been a part of the original playbook, but as the skeptics will soon learn, she's calling all the shots now.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
So like it or not, she's here. It's a really fun and easy binge. It's sharp and edgy laugh out loud moments. It's star studded with some of your faves. My fave from the other two is in it. I love to see him on my screen. Mindy Kaling's a genius. Everything she puts her stamp of approval on, like you know it's gonna be good.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
First up, Grammys recap. We will start with the big winners and probably branch off into performances from there. Sounds good? Yeah. So first up was Best Pop Vocal Album, which was the stacked category that would perhaps set the tone for Album of the Year.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
And Sabrina won, which I was so happy. And I think that it was the Best Pop Vocal Album of the Year. Like it so felt right. It was right after her performance, which was so amazing. She showed the room what Brina's about, what Brina's been about, and what you all had been sleeping on in the industry. Those people sitting in those boxes should be ashamed.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Night Changes would have been nice because everybody's always listening to Night Changes and using it in their reels.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
While also not being boring. Like some people have like a specific look that they have and then you can predict what they're going to wear on every carpet. And while you can like predict the vibe that she's going to put out what her hair and makeup will be like, it is so exciting to see what she does every time. And that's hard to nail.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Love, love, love. And you could tell she was so surprised. Yeah. Yes, of course. Her speech was very, like, pargy and professional and, you know, thankful. And that was it. I thought it was a really great night for her. But then what was surprising to me was, like, I felt like her performance was 10 out of 10. And, like, you know, usually the rest would kind of, like, fall off from there.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
That would have been really parj. I didn't even think of it, and now I'm feeling FOMO.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
But I thought the rest of the performers were really strong. Like, Chaperone, obviously, you know, she's not, like, my girl. But great performance. Yeah.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
That's Miss Chap. That's Chap. The more I see Lady Gaga, the more Chapel Rowan makes sense to me. These are the artists. Gaga's going to gog. I'm not going to question it.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
She was singing her song and I love that song and I love the two of them and I love Lady Gaga's music. She is so crazy and like stop trying to fight it. Stop trying to make sense and want her to act like a normal person. Like no, she's a creative. Let her be. And I feel that way about Chapel Roan too. Like Chapel's gonna chap.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
She's making Chapel make sense to me where it's like just enjoy the song.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
No. Do I understand any of it? No. Am I no longer trying to? Yes.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
thousand percent so we see our we see ourselves in brainer yeah we don't have to not ask hard questions yeah exactly we don't have to sort of linear it's all linear when it comes to brainer next pop duo group performance went to lady gaga and bruno mars for die with a smile this was actually a stacked category us gracie abrams and tailored levi's jeans beyonce and post malone
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Charlie XCX, Billie Eilish, and Ari was also nominated. But this song is so beautiful. Like it's on another level of like musicality.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
No, and one of my favorite Instagram accounts, Lizard P. Woods, posted a really interesting statistic. It was all the songs that were nominated for Song of the Year. She posted how many streams they'd gotten on Spotify. And Die With a Smile is number two from all those top songs. Birds of a Feather is number one. Die With a Smile is number two.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah, Good Luck Babe is number three. Please, Please, Please is number four. Our Bar Song is number five. Not Like Us, Kendrick Lamar, which swept in those categories, is number six. Fortnite is number seven. And Texas Hold'em is number eight.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Because everyone was also liking that. Playing songs that aren't theirs. And then also everyone was singing songs for California. And there were only so many great songs about California. And then we're just like singing. And they didn't even sing California. Lots of covers. Why didn't they sing that one?
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Well, that's classic Taylor. And also, Taylor has never won Song of the Year or Record of the Year. Oh. Yeah, even though she's won Album of the Year more times than anyone else. That's crazy. That's because the singles that she puts forth are bad and the worst on the album. And she's more of an album girl than a song of the year girl.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
And I think as we talk about Beyonce and the album of the year, her finally getting it, some people write fire songs and some people write fire albums.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Now I would say so. But at the time, I wouldn't have said so. This has been like a relatively new thing, I would say, since Red are the worst songs, the singles.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Because previously, like Love Story, You Belong With Me, those were the best off of Fearless.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
And that's also why the fans can't agree on the best songs because we've all sort of gone on our own journeys in search of the best songs.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Right. Like getaway car. She never put that forth. That was a mistake. Even Cruel Summer never put forth and only had its renaissance for the lover.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
It did. Anyways, then, okay, next best pop solo performance went to Espresso Sabrina, which was non-televised. Best new artist, stacked. And that medley, everyone performed. Everyone was so good. Benson Boone, Sabrina, Dochi, Cruel Summer. Krungingbin, I didn't see that.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
But they all won other things individually. And they were nominated like for big categories. That's why they had their own performances.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Why didn't they sing California Girls by Katy Perry? Like, there are actually even better songs.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
That feels right. Like people who have worked for you should have healthcare.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah. Something that would have been. Yeah. She was nominated for a lot. Then song of the year stacked category, as we've said, went to not like us by Kendrick Lamar.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
As did Record of the Year. So I turned off after Song of the Year. So I didn't see that he won both categories, which considering the other songs were so strong, of course, I feel like this is a disappointment. But I know that this song is like massive with people. It's like a diss track and Drake and the lore and like it's a really good song in its category. And so like it deserves to win.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Obviously, it was not my song nor Record of the Year.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
I know she wasn't nominated. Well, she was brutally snubbed. Not that it's a snub if you don't deserve it. She was, like, completely left out.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
But the thing is, I feel like I feel as though so many of these songs were so obviously the song or record of the year, whether or not they were mine. So it was one that I couldn't even see, but okay.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah, or honestly, especially seeing those streaming numbers, Billie Eilish. Because one, I don't know which one's which, but one song of the year is about how the song is written, like the musical perfection. The production. The production. I think that's maybe song.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Okay, and then the other one is about popularity. What was the song of the year? And I do think Birds of a Feather or Espresso were the songs of the year, but I'm not that mad about it.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Is that why they kept saying the 13,000 voting members?
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Okay. I do feel like they vote and that's what it is. They don't just give it to people based on who's coming because everyone comes together. Agreed. But maybe those voting members do feel swayed in one way or another based on... Gender. No, I'm kidding. Based on a million different things. Based on Jay-Z yelling at them last year. I don't know. Right.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
She wasn't nominated, so do you even get an invitation at that point?
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Well, so when we get to album of the year, I do want to talk about that. So next is album of the year. And also must be said that country album of the year went to Beyonce, Cowboy Carter. So then it was like very clear it was going to be between like her and Sabrina. Because if you won one, you would have to win the other. And album of the year.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
No. I haven't had a chance to yet, and I'm so curious how it was, because I've been really hard on her, and I wanted to know how she did. I'll watch it later.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
I will watch it with an open mind.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Or how Taylor could win when she didn't win best pop vocal against Sabrina.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah, they showed people, but I don't know.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
So much to discuss. Yes, this will be a musical episode. Not that the other ones aren't, but we are recapping the Grammys. The five and a half hour show was it? I don't know because eventually I had to go to sleep. So I did miss the last three hours, but I watched most of it.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
No, it's, like, idolatry, and I feel like it does circle back to that, like,
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
conspiracy theory that people were saying that people always like that's why the conspiracy theory became so popular because the way people talk about Beyonce is actually not normal like her her peers and maybe I'm a Miley apologist though I do feel like Miley actually genuinely loves her they are for sure friends they did collab like she's been talking about I just want to say she was talking about Beyonce like that before everyone was so just like but
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
People who've never won a Grammy who deserve at least one. I feel like it's her.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
She can't go. I'm sorry. She can't for Katie Self.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
No, like Firework, when it was nominated for Best Song, was snubbed.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
They should have brought her to sing California Girls. That way she could have come. I'm sure she was free last night.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
I don't think she's beefing, though. Because Ariana Grande doesn't go because she has beef with the Grammys. And Eternal Sunshine, even though it was nominated here and there, it got some snubs also. She will never go to the Grammys again. Ari.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Shade. I don't think there's beef for Katy Perry. I think it's just like... We'll get him next time.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah, I could just see her being about that. And then don't forget like Billie Eilish has run her mouth. So I actually feel like Olivia Rodrigo might have some- Some allies in the audience. Enemies of her enemies are her friends. Charlie XCX. Gabrielle. I saw enough to know Gabrielle was there.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
I'm just saying like maybe there were more people that she felt comfortable with. And she brought her man. So she was okay.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
A hundred percent. Like in that situation, Sabrina will never forgive.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah, no, she was seriously burned. That's like Kim forgiving Taylor. Like, nobody asked. Taylor has to forgive you.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
There was one thing that I was just like, we had to talk about. I feel like it had to do with tailored. But it's evaded me, so... I think we can move on from the Grammys 2025 in the books.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
I feel like they got a longer time slot than usual. They're like, okay, you guys always go over, so we'll give you four and a half hours. And it's a telethon. I think it's better when it's like you're feeling rushed towards the end. But like leave us wanting more. Yes. They did not do that. No.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Our next story actually will be a little bit of Grammys adjacent news because Beyonce has announced her Cowboy Carter tour. So this was the news that Beyonce was going to announce but then she postponed the announcement of the announcement.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
and the announcement is that she is going on a 2025 cowboy carter tour so she the announcement has been announced yes she confirmed in an instagram post on her instagram after the grammy said she'll be heading out on tour to la chicago london new york paris dc atlanta las vegas and houston so this seems like a small tour no or am i missing something
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Like she's going to what, 10 major cities? So maybe she's just tired. Yeah, I don't know. Or maybe she, I feel like she might be doing it in like a, what kind of venues, we don't know. Or she'll do more.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Right. I know, I'm like, I'm here for it, but we're just so used to like a global world tour and like this seems very intentional.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
But because I've listened to even TTPD, like you love that album. It was your whole year. You've not once said it was snubbed.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah. So I'm just saying like you can be like non-biased even though you're favorite. Yes.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Well, I will always be into bleach eyebrows because I feel seen.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
I'm looking at this picture. I just assumed it was like part of the dress, but no, like she's seriously being stabbed by her own dress.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Oh, that's so interesting. Cause right under it is like a little bow of sorts, like a little embellishment. So I was like, maybe it's like the strings on top of the bow.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
I feel like she wasn't listening because she was just sitting down.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
But because she was the only country award nominated from Album of the Year, she therefore already won Country Album of the Year, no?
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
That's a really good point. The one other note I needed to make about the Grammys is that Architect by Kacey Musgraves won Country Song of the Year. And so for me, that was everything as it was the Country Song of the Year to me.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
And it's the Grammys, 13,000 voting members, respecting parginess.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Oh yeah. Like not my favorite either.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
He's genre-fluid because he's also country, but I would put him there.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah, but the Deeper Well aesthetic is very stripped back. I'm shocked she wasn't wearing the thing in her hair, the bushka.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Lainey Wilson, I just want to say, is growing on me.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
What's just surprising to me is why does Lainey Wilson get tapped for that tribute? She's always just the person in country.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Who else? Drake. Drake. Kendrick Lamar. Okay, so pop. You want to say pop. Yeah, pop. Well, yeah, pop is a girly category. So if you're a man in the category, you're going to be girly. You're a little girly.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Right. I'm just, what surprises me about her is that like she gets all these huge opportunities. For me, like she seems like she's been around five minutes. Like Kelsey Ballerini's there. Like you could, she could do something. So I'm just like, why is it always her? But taking that out of the equation, like she sang, she was so good last night.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
And like, I think she really showed up for country music and she is very authentically country. And like, I'm going to start my Lainey Wilson, like re-education of myself because- Grease and Hang Tight Honey.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah, no, even four by four by you. Oh, I actually hate that song. I don't love the song, but every time they play a clip of it, like, cause she's always nominated for it. I'm like, that's pargy. Okay. She's really talented. I listened to the two songs you told me to. Did you like them?
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
They weren't enough to get me on the train, but I think I will listen to her album because after CMAs, I listened to Cody Johnson. Like I said, I would. And I had heretofore been asleep on Cody Johnson. She's putting in the work. Cody Johnson is really good. Really good.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Okay, now to our next story. Actually, a little more Grammys adjacent news because this was the craziest thing that happened the entire night. Chloe Kardashian blasts 2025 reporters for cutting baby face interview short to talk to Chapel Roan.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah, so two women who work for the Associated Press were doing red carpet interviews. They were talking to Babyface, doing an interview with him, and one of them saw Chapel Roan. passing by and literally like screams chapel as baby face is talking and brings her over and he was like oh okay and starts walking by and they're like yeah sorry and yeah and he was just like oh okay bye yeah
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
No, and for the Associated Press, I do think their listeners and viewers, whichever ones they have, would be more interested in hearing from Babyface. Know where you're working. They probably don't even know Chapel Roan. And you probably thought, oh, how could I miss this moment with Chapel Roan? Pass a new artist, blah, blah, blah. And it's like, in the grand scheme of things, whatever...
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Bullshit interview you had with Chapel Roan like was no big moment but you snubbing babyface was. So Khloe Kardashian actually put to words I think how a lot of people were thinking.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Well I think to do this to anyone for anyone would just be so rude so it doesn't even matter who it's for and who it's to like there is no person that's more interesting to talk to that you would snub one person then to come to find out that someone who's been in this industry for so many years has contributed so much to music it's not just a random person.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
No, everyone... is so mad at this person. Like she was better off having a boring baby face interview that nobody talked about than this chap. Like, yeah. Anyways, Khloe Kardashian posted, this is so disrespectful how baby face was treated in this interview. Baby faces had such a significant impact on the music industry in so many ways.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Maybe that's why he has like so many streams because it's like everyone has to go to the one if they're looking for straight male music.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
It is maddening to see a legend not get the respect and attention they deserve. He is a pioneer and deserves so much better than this. With decades of groundbreaking work as a songwriter, producer, and performer, he shaped the sound of multiple generations. I love you, babyface, and I am a forever fan and thankful for all that you have blessed us with. By the way, what a class act you are. P.S.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Big or small, old or new, you don't treat people like this. There's a way to handle this. I fucking love Khloe. And this was wrong in my opinion. No, I love Khloe. She's been going off a lot recently.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
It was just, it bothered me so fucking much. No. And like, this doesn't happen, even though I'm sure things like this happen all the time. Like there are ways that this goes down. Like, I mean, also they have like people who can hold the person to like, you know, he does this all day, every day. They don't have people disrespecting people.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Even when someone more interesting walks by, like there is a way to do this. And this was just so wrong, amateur.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah. It's interesting to think about.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah. I'm shocked. Why are they still doing this? I felt like they went back to entertainment journalism.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
So who was doing all the celebrity interviews? Zuri? Zuri and Wells. That's so interesting. No, Jackie was so weird. Maybe he's trying to be the next Ryan Seacrest. He does host on the show, on The Bachelor. I'm just saying this is definitely a big next step, but maybe that's where he's trying to go.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Next up. Okay, so that's really it for the Grammys now.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
We were in bed at home getting over the flu, which wasn't like actually so terrible to just be cozy watching TV. And you know, I can only watch so much Spidey and his amazing friends. So I actually read my book for the redheads while, um, they were watching TV and it is so good. This book is so good. And it's been so long since I've read wedding people, the wedding people.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Thank you, Claudia. You're welcome. Our next story, major update in the Justin Baldoni and Blake Lively case. Oh, what now? His website dropped. Oh, right, right. So Justin Baldoni's website that he had said was coming has dropped. It is called thelawsuitinfo.com. And in it is everything, every text.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Every text, email, exchange with the studio, with Blake, throughout the filming of this movie. From the time he got the book rights from Colleen Hoover. And the tide had already...
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
turn pretty completely against Blake but this is really the nail in the coffin people are like cherry picking text messages that from her that are really cringe and also just paint a different sort of picture than what we had gleaned from the New York Times and um
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
So it's just like a fiction book, a girl it's, you know, present day she's go like, it's just a one woman telling her
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yes. And I have not read through everything yet, though I plan to because I'm so confounded and confused by this whole thing that like I can't really have a take on it until I can wrap my head around as much information as is available. However, like I'm getting ready to eat my words.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
I am. I think that my initial assessment of Justin is still fair, which is like, that's not my kind of guy, like cringe. But I think that, and it's funny because we were always on to Blake and Ryan until this. And maybe because everyone was hating them, like it just like made us want to defend them. But from what I'm seeing this year,
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
these texts and everything portray it's like they did this man so dirty I'm not gonna say that until I read it all because right now I feel like I'm just being swayed by other people's takes so I want to come to my own conclusion but I'm just letting you guys know like I'm warm enough to say if I was wrong about this yeah the thing is is that I trust my gut here like I feel like you're right we've never been like huge Blake Lively or Ryan Reynolds fans and I think there's definitely like weirdness abound with them um
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
story of what she's up to which I add it to my good read it's hard for me to like I'm surprised that you like it yeah no I'm shocked that I like it so much it has like a lot of depth it's not just like a surface lyrics girly book like there are so many interesting touch points just like good banter good writing I was talking to Dana about it not to spoil it but like she
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Okay. I think that's fair. And I'm not saying like, I feel like with this, I find myself like being, I am being swayed by easily swayed turfers and the bots. And that's because I just don't really have a stake in it. So I can't like stick up for one person. Cause I don't know these people from Adam and I was never a fan of any of them in a strong way to begin with.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
So that's why I'll read this and then decide.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
That's really so crazy. That's when people really get carried away. And they don't understand. Sometimes the industry is so nefarious and there's all these things that go on behind the scenes and you couldn't even fathom it. And then other times it's like you're assigning all this credit to something that isn't even a factor in someone's decision.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
So I'm just saying these texts and the fact that he has all these texts and he's sharing everything from soup to nuts. This man is trying to clear his name like and he will do anything and spend whatever because if he does not come back from this he has nothing. The two of them like are fine.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Sorry. Oh, I disagree. I feel like if you have been like so thoroughly, um, and like you have nothing else. Like this, what would he ever do again? And say he was so wrong. Like just operate under the premise that he's so wrong. Like would you not do everything that you could to clear your name? No, I guess I would. I would. And it's not just a matter of like. I have a really hard time.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
is no don't spoil it I just added it to my not to spoil the book but Dana is loving the book and I'm it's been so long since like I've liked just a fiction nonsense book even though this book is not nonsense just because it's really well written it's hard for me to care about things that aren't true that aren't like based on a true story that aren't telling a larger message of something important it's just good writing and good reading and I am loving it like I'll be sad when it's over you should read it that's so good I'm I'm I was like gonna read it but the fact that you liked it is shocking so I'll read it
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
It's not just a matter of like agree to disagree. We'll go our separate ways. And like we just all don't like each other. And I'm going to take the high road. Like there's no high road to take here. Major allegations. Because he has nowhere else to go. He doesn't have an agent. He doesn't have his podcast. And then there are things to me that still don't add up.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Like why did everyone in the cast take Blake Lively's side? Why did Colleen Hoover take her side? When she finally released her lawsuit, why did everyone finally speak up for her?
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
for her like that always is a little bit weird to me um the astroturfing like why did that campaign happen when nothing had happened yet well it seemed like he sort of like started this but then it seems like they were trying to take his movie from him but then i also have a hard time like caring so much about sympathizing with the movie yeah
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
For you, yes. Like you are waiting for Blake to respond and you're going to like wait to call it until you see everything that's out there. What he's saying is like, this is what happened. Right, right.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah, well, so that's just, the jury is out for me now. Now I have to review the evidence. Okay, that's good.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah, but I also feel myself being like really wishy-washy about this because I just, I'm so confused. Like, yeah, and I'm just confused. And then like all this stuff that happened on set, that's what I guess I'll have to read about now. But like, then she sends these texts. It's like, who talks like that? So anyways, this is the text that's gone super viral. Yeah.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
She said, I can send you my pass at the roof or just read with you when we get together next week. Let me know what you prefer. If you knew me in person longer, you'd have a sense of how flirty and yummy the ball busting would play. It's my love language, spicy and playfully bold, never with teeth. and him serving it back to her is just as, it's blocked out.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
You don't usually see both the man and the woman with spicy and humor. Anyway, I can act it out for you next week to make sure it comes through. Yeah, that's what I want, you to act it out for me. Or I can send now, let me know what you prefer.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
When Colleen Hoover was sitting in her house 10 years ago writing this rooftop scene, did she ever think that it would be the end of multiple people's careers?
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Right, but in that conversation, she, like, downplayed the woman's experience. And then in this one, she's not.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah, I don't know. Seriously, I don't know. So, like, relevance, let me know. It's important. I haven't seen, like, the relevancy. You guys are just questioning her as an individual now. Okay. Correct, correct. After, like, reading her books and loving her.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
So that's where we're at. I thought it was going to get quieter from here on out.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
I don't know. I feel like those two – I don't know. Do they know how that it's this bad? Maybe they're preparing their next thing like Blake's Christmas Day bomb, which I also thought was... It's crazy how two people can read a situation because when she dropped that right before Christmas, I was like, that's a weird time to drop this evidence that's going to clear her name.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
No one's really paying attention. It's the holiday break. That's a bad time to make news. And then other people were like, she did it to ruin his Christmas.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah, no, it's not like just swirly, stupid, you know, boy meets girl smut. It's real, even though like it has that sort of cover. Yes, I thought it was for sure that. No, there is some like really.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
with the government and then the new york times ran it she dropped the file in conjunction with the new york times story on that week when she could have done it's unclear like if that was her publishing it or the new york times just ran it but yes i'm sure it seemed like they had an inside track yeah yeah but like why that week to me that week seems like poor timing but they're where you would bury something right but then other people see it as she wanted to ruin justin's christmas so that's just like how we all see it differently
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Some girls just never stay single for long.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
It is. And you know who else I was thinking that about recently who weirdly always has a man, even though like I wouldn't have put her in that box. Lady Gaga.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Lady Gaga always has a man. But you would think she'd be like the independent type, not really in a relationship. And she's like low-key, always in a committed relationship.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah, they were spotted first together in October.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Wait, I'm looking at Christopher LaRocca.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Christina Haack spotted kissing new boyfriend Chris LaRocca.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah. February 2nd, 2025. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
The photo was taken by Michael Buckner. That's the credit. No, no. That's the photo credit for Variety.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
I just want to say Christina LaRocca. Oh, and then they have like the same first name also because he's Christopher.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Big themes and really good writing.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
She's Christina and he's Christopher.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
No, and also maybe he's CEO of this company, but maybe he sold a company previously. It's hard to know. Or maybe he has bad debts. You could never know.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
That's how you know you're a legit business person, a part of the... This headshot by Michael Buckner is also giving legit business person.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
I think that you should. Do you think that Michael Buckner knew that he took this man's photo? He's going to change his life?
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
I hope, like, a niece out there is like, Uncle Mike?
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Maybe if it doesn't work out with Christopher.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
There's always Michael. No, he seems different because he's like not in the public eye. It doesn't seem like he's going to go on to date Renee Zellweger. Yeah. And go to her premiere of Bridget Jones. Did you see Andra instead? Are they still together, him and Renee? He was at the premiere of Bridget Jones with her aunt.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah, they're still together. They were together last week on the red carpet of her new movie.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
I think his daughters came along too. So she's just like.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Do you think she'll be watching the flip off?
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
1000 you know she is not with him though like late at night when he's out doing his things he's he's on the flip off he's one of the guests that's why she's gonna watch just like taylor listens to travis's podcast to get insight he wants to know what happened between she like renee zellweger is just a girl she wants to know why aunt and christina didn't work out renee anstead got a nice ring to it it's a lot of it's a lot of vowels claudia buckner
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
We do good news here. I need some good news. Sitting on, sitting on some cold truth. Nobody knows what I'm going through because the devil don't walk in my shoes.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Move over. No, I was out of frame last time. You were. So were you. No, we were far. There was distance. Love you so much. We're going to make it one day. Never give up on your dreams.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah, that was really crazy, especially because there were so many parts that were easily cuttable. It just felt like they got a five hour time slot this time and they were gonna use it. The beginning was really strong and I'm sure the end was strong because that's when the big awards come out, but they genuinely wanted to waste our time.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
It is so much so that this doesn't feel like new information or a breakthrough idea. We've either had this conversation or it's just so obvious that it's like, well, duh.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
And to take it a step further, like, other four, like, maybe this is actually a commentary on the fact that, like, showrunners can only put women in one of, women. Woman. That time I did it. Women in one of four boxes. Because also, like, girls, there's actually pretty even comparisons. Like, obviously, Lena Dunham is the Carrie in a Brooklyn sense. But there's, like, Shoshanna is the Charlotte.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Jessa is the Samantha. Samantha. Yes. And then I guess Miranda is the Marnie. It's not as perfect, but like it's these like four stereotypes of women. Are we only one of four?
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah, and I do think most women can really identify as one, if not, like, a fusion of two.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
No, but yeah, it would be the same thing. Miranda with a sprinkle of Charlotte.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
I just feel like Miranda's just, I don't know why. You just don't want to claim her.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
But like, I'm happier to claim Lynette is what I mean.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
right it's huge I wish you could see it Jackie I don't know how big the building is it must be like 30 stories it's insane that's insane if you guys are in Times Square like please take a picture and send a picture because yeah I will that was that's something that will never not be the coolest thing to me like I don't care how many but we've had two so far but I don't care how many billboards we have in this world like I you will always catch me posting an emotional reel about it
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Like I will never get over the coolness.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah, I have a lot of thoughts. It was very much, you know, if you were taking my blood pressure and emotional roller coaster because it was so strong to start. And I always feel like the Grammys, it's like they have all these big ideas of collaborations and performers and it just kind of does nothing. But I felt like everyone who performed like really proved themselves last night.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
It's like why for the best new artist, that whole medley was sick. Oh, I loved that. And it just was like, who could possibly win this category? Anyone could win and it would feel right.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
It's not upsetting to you, but, like, it doesn't feel right. Like, Birds of a Feather. And I think the album that it came off of, like, for Billie fans.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
It's insanely, like, successful and good, like, musically. Yeah.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
There was a lot. And at a certain point, I didn't know like what I was watching in respect of. Do you know what I mean? Like it went from memorandum to Quincy Jones, back to the fires, back to another tribute, tributing Alicia Keys by Queen Latifah. I didn't know who I was tributing at certain points.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
No, it's really beautiful. That's why I'm saying, regardless of my feelings, I could put those aside and say the girl was snubbed for something. She definitely was. It's true. She got zero off of this album that fans have said is her best album.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Well, she's not like big on like the bells and whistles, you know?
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah, it's good that Billie went first. Is all I was saying.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Jump right in to the fast five stories that you need to know.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
I'm of two minds and I haven't watched the video. So maybe if I watch them, I'd have a different opinion, but just like on its face, here's my issue. Yes. Sometimes when you have more information, you can go back and look at things in a different lens and it casts a different light on them. However, all of this stuff was posted on social media in the last three years.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
All of you guys were watching it. Every millions of people saw it and nobody once said anything. So now it's like so concerning to you. Whereas a year ago he pushed his fully clothed girlfriend into the pool and nobody said for one second, like, Hey, that's wrong.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
now I didn't see the video then I didn't see it now so this is not my personal problem but um it's not like these are like super old things like everybody's been watching so now you want to like compile something and make it look a certain way and yes perhaps it is exactly that way I'm holding space for that but I'm also holding space for the fact that this is something that people do you hadn't not seen these videos and they weren't a red flag to you when you saw them so just consider that you could do that with really anything you could I know it's hard not to get caught up you could clip this show and find a bunch of moments so true
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Of us bullying each other and saying that girls hate each other.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
As someone who hasn't watched the videos, I'm not swept up in it, but I could also see myself watching the videos and be like, oh shit, this is bad. I take back what I said. But it just does raise the question of like why nobody thought those videos were weird in the last three years. Like you're the same, you still have eyes. It's on the same platform. Like he was posting them.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
It's not like he was caught out like this. So I heard there was like videos of him filming her eating and she's obviously like doesn't want to be filmed.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Where was anyone saying any of this when it was happening? Literally three weeks ago. Three weeks ago he was posting it.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
I just want to say, like, you've really set the bar high for yourself now.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
I'm going to what? Love. My Queen of the Week.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Okay. Well, I guess without further ado, would you say it is time?
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
I forgot to move my Rodecaster again, so I still don't know. I'm flying blind here.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Yeah. And you know what? I'm going by how I feel. I'm trusting my body. I'm listening to my body.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
When it's time to reposition my legs, it's time for the Fast Five Stories that you need to know.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Until milestones stop being reached. Like next week it'll be the first February episode in the new studio.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
We did watch Moana as well and I've got to see that scene. It's fresh as a daisy in my mind.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
She's so cute. Okay, our first story is some new couple news. NCN. Kaya Gerber has wasted no time. And she was spotted out with Lewis Pullman, who plays Cal in Lessons in Chemistry. He's like the crazy mad scientist. Oh, he's from Challengers. He's from Challengers. If you've watched Challengers. Oh, wait. Is he?
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Understood. I do feel like Lewis Pullman was also in The Crown in some way, but we're getting off track from the actual facts.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Well, she's now spending time with Lewis Pullman. They were spotted hanging out at an L.A. restaurant on his birthday. Lewis's father, who was also an actor, Bill Pullman, was also in attendance.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
So many things in that one sentence. One, he's a fellow nepo baby, and I feel like on that level, they'll definitely connect. They'll have a lot in common and to talk about. Two, she's with him on his birthday. It was his 32nd birthday. So that's kind of serious. And she's met the father. All of this in literally four weeks since they announced their split.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
But lest we not forget, her and Austin probably broke up in December, if not before that.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
I'll leave it at that. I'm into this as well, mostly because I love Lessons in Chemistry. And maybe if he was like a random actor in a similar caliber show that I didn't watch, like I wouldn't be as jazzed about this. But because I watched Lessons in Chemistry and it's such a good book and such a good show. It was a great show. And he plays a really great character.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Thank you, Roadway, for being there for my sister. And I feel like people, everyone knows Roadway, like it's the go-to moving company. But lest we not forget, they moved me across the country too. So if you're in any part of the country and you need to move, call up your boys and girls at Roadway.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
I'm just going to like assume that he's very similar to his character. Calvin. And therefore, ergo, I'm going to ship wholeheartedly.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
I could be anywhere in the world anytime. And like if Southern Charm is on, I'm seriously watching with commercials.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
No, but I'm just saying the constant in my life and all different, like Southern Charm has been on for a long time. I've lived in many different places. I've been many different people and I'll always watch it.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Actually, knowing that now his dad is just a working, successful actor makes me feel like he's got things figured out, like career path wise. Like he doesn't have to be Austin Butler. And no, everybody knows my name. It's like, no, I'm going to work.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Right. He was also in Top Gun Maverick. So that's good. Yeah, he was obviously Lewis or Bill Lewis.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
I think she's at the beginning of a blossoming career.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Okay, so you know what? He's on his way. And I feel like he's actually the opposite of Austin in the sense of like, Austin was all glitz and glam. Like the roles, even though he was in like three major pictures, like the roles weren't there. Lewis is not glitz and glam, but like the roles are there, I feel.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Okay, tell me what I said and I'll let you know where I got it from.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
I, like, I don't know where I got that idea, but I agree with it. And I also feel like I got that idea from you. Like, I feel like we fed off of each other.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
I feel like how he treated Vanessa Ann is actually... No, I... Yeah, maybe... I think it just tracks. Like, he was with Vanessa Ann for 10 years, and then he, like, got... I don't even know why they broke up, and then he's, like, super successful and... Dating, like, the hottest young model. Yeah, because, like, that's been his trajectory. That's why I think that.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Love that for us. And I love that for you. Just a little usefulness. Okay, integration. Vertical integration.
The Toast
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She reads. She actually does like read a lot for real. But she also wants you to know like she's not just a model. She is a nerd.
The Toast
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I don't know what that is. And even though that is, it's probably true. Okay, you're reading. You're not a nerd.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Yeah, I don't identify as a nerd, and I've never felt called to.
The Toast
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Yeah. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Are you ready for our next story? It's actually a follow up to yesterday's story because Chiara Frogney is in the news for two major reasons.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
As we were talking about her business issues yesterday, her Instagram stories must have been expiring where she went in on the fact that she's no longer with Fidesz and what happened between them.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
So my big plans for the weekend started like two nights ago when the flu has hit our household. And that's what I'll be doing this weekend is bearing down with the flu and getting through. So yeah, any plans I might've had, which thankfully I didn't really have any, like we'll just be home. chilling, relaxing, being cozy, recovering, God willing. So that's what I've been up to.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Yes. So on Wednesday, January 29th, she decided to break her silence and open up like never before through her Instagram. In a series of four Instagram stories, she shared what she went through during her seven year marriage with Fedez, admitting that she tolerated, quote, disrespect and justified wrong behavior in the name of love.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
For months, I chose to stay silent to protect myself and my family from two situations that have deeply affected me, but I can't keep quiet anymore. Right. Right. She also admitted that she chose to stay silent to avoid the public fallout that the situation could cause.
The Toast
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What shocked people the most was the confirmation that Fidesz had been in an extramarital relationship for six of the seven years that they were married.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Yep. He was asking the girl to give him assurance. A reason to leave. Yeah. She said, was truly a low blow. So apparently he called his mistress just before walking down the aisle with Chiara and asked his mistress to like give him any sort of, like tell him to run away and be with him forever. And she didn't.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
And so he went through marrying Chiara because also he didn't know how to kind of like call it all off. As you said yesterday, like their marriage and their wedding was the biggest story.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Right, it's not like he chose you, it's just he had nowhere else to go.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Yeah. What a piece of shit. Piece of shit. I don't, I didn't really know him before, just from like the background of Kiara's stories, but their whole life seemed like a fairy tale, you know, and it's just, it's that old adage, but like it just always rings more and more true. It's like you never know Thank you.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Since we wrapped yesterday, I've just been in Flulandia. I've actually watched a lot of TV. If anybody wants like a Paw Patrol recap.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Or a Spidey and His Amazing Friends recap or a Bebethin recap. Let me know.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
No, if it's great, like Rascal. That's for damn sure. Rascal gets the credit, but if it's bad, then the Jonas Brothers.
The Toast
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Do you want to know more Grammys performers? Oh, I thought we were done. Sorry, yeah. No. I'll go quickly. Dochi, Teddy Swims, Jacob Collier, Brad Paisley, Ray.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Lainey Wilson, Sheryl Crow, St. Vincent, Brittany Howard, Herbie Hancock.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
i'm sure some of them will be like doing something together but that's a lot of performers yeah yeah like not that many exciting ones actually i agree i'm done yeah it all comes out in the wash we're left with like cynthia or evo sabrina and sabrina hearts up for sabrina and maybe maybe there will be a surprise performer like beyonce or something you know i feel like that could happen i actually i wouldn't count on it or tailored
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
He's Merlin from Kingsman. When they get older, they'll get that reference.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
I was actually just reading an article about Beyonce and album of the year and like all the times that she was nominated and didn't win. And in there is like one true snub that she should have won that year. I am Sasha Fierce. The, no, I think it was called Beyonce. It was like the self-titled album. And it was the year that Beck won. And like, I'm sorry, who is Beck in this world?
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
And like, I'm sure the internet was mad. And at the time, like I'm sure Beck's album like was really good, but like those Beyonce, like that was a more prevalent album. And, and, Carried on. But then the other time she lost was to Taylor Swift fearless, which.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Like Adele stood the test of time. Adele 25. Withstood the test of time. And then what was the other one? Or maybe it was just three.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. And like the other two times that she should have won, like it was just stack categories. This year is also a stack category. And I don't think Cowboy Carter is even as album of the year worthy as I Am Sasha Fierce, Lemonade or Beyonce was.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
But you don't think that they might give her album of the year because like Jay-Z, like read them to filth in his speech last year?
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Yeah. I just feel like, I don't know. I feel like they might want to just finally give it to her. And then here she is nominated, even though this wouldn't be the year.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Thank you, Terto Bello. You're welcome, Jerto Bello. Okay, our fourth story just got swapped in because new news has emerged.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
It's not breaking news. But basically, So Reese Witherspoon was just talking about, she was saying how she lost like a dear Hollywood friend because she made a speech at an award show that was a bit bawdy. And now this- What's bawdy mean? Like inappropriate and like- Risqué. Risqué. And now this person doesn't talk to her anymore. So I was like-
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
like without knowing who that is, that is so uninteresting.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Without knowing what the speech is, like whatever. So the A-list actress who doesn't talk to Reese Witherspoon anymore has seemingly been identified, including the speech that she made.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
No, and the speech is from a while ago, so before we were paying attention. Earlier this week, Reese Witherspoon said in an interview that a fellow Hollywood star allegedly ended their friendship after she called out their idea to get laser hair removal while presenting her with an award. For the sake of privacy, Reese refused to name drop the actress during the candid chat.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
However, after some sleuthing, Just Jared has reported that the- Thank you, J.K. Jared. Thank you, Jared. The mysterious celebrity Reese was referring to was Kate Winslet. So during the 2007 BAFTA LA Cunard Britannia Awards, classic. How did I miss that? Reese presented Kate Winslet with the prestigious Artist of the Year Award. So Kate had asked her to do the speech to present the award to her.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
fucking with to do that right while standing in front of an audience to present the star um reese kicked off her speech by saying i always wanted to be a european movie star wear giant sunglasses elaborate neck scarves smoke hand-rolled cigarettes and have savoir faire and gravitas imagine my good fortune when kate winslet moved into my neighborhood rang my doorbell and said darling sam is off shooting and i believe our children are the same age could they possibly have a play date and oh by the way it's almost nine o'clock and i've had nothing to drink do you have any wine
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
During her speech, Reese praised Kate Winslet for her fearlessness. However, she also called her out for peeing all over herself in front of Harvey Keitel in Holy Smoke. She further pointed out that she wanted to tell more of their stories but couldn't because they were too bawdy or tawny or drunken to tell, including the time they contemplated laser hair removal.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
The revelation comes just one day after Reese called losing a friend for roasting her in a speech while presenting her with an award. Reese said this literally haunts her to this day. She said, so this friend of mine who I didn't really know that well, but she was a very serious, proper actress. She asked me to give her an award because Reese had never been to that particular award ceremony.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
She thought it was like a roast. So I got up and I roasted her before pointing out that the tone of the gala was British and elegant and classy.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
No, I feel like she, what is this, 15 years on, has realized like she was wrong. It literally gives her a pit. Like sometimes you just like...
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
misread a situation you do the wrong thing like people I feel like that happens a lot at like weddings you know if you're asked to give a speech about someone and sometimes people like bring up inappropriate stuff and like they just like misread it and I know sometimes like that stuff kills and there is a line but it's so hard to know where that line is so I feel like this is a very actually relatable thing of like making a speech for someone and they did not like and if you didn't have like the strongest relationship beforehand like I wouldn't want to be friends why bother pursuing yeah I but I um
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Yeah but then you have like at least with you if it's you're talking at your friend's wedding and you fuck up like okay it happened. Right.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Yeah. And just like talking about all the drunken antics. Yeah.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
I think I would too, especially if it was a new friend. I'd be like, oh, this person can't be trusted. They obviously have like bad instincts and they don't know like what's for the private.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
So I'm sure that was like a learning moment for Reese. I have no ill will against Reese for this. Like I feel sympathy for her. Sometimes you have to learn a lesson the hard way.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Yeah, so funny. I'm glad we figured out who it was.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
No, and without knowing who the celebrity was and what the speech was, we would have been like, oh, who in Hollywood has a stick up their butt that they didn't like Reese Witherspoon's speech?
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Our fifth and final story leading into our TV recap is Austin.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Is Austin Kroll revealing his thoughts on the rumors that Paige is with another guy. So Austin and Patricia were on Watch What Happens Live last night.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
and they were asked a lot about the breakup Austin confirmed that Paige has allegedly moved on with another guy when a caller asked what he thinks about the rumors that she's with this guy and he said I don't think that those are rumors I think that they've been substantiated he confirmed that Craig knows as such and he explained you know he didn't for a minute but yeah I think he's fully come to terms with that that that's not a rumor and then Andy was like wow okay
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Meanwhile, Paige then commented on an Instagram video of this moment saying, ah, yes, a man I haven't spoken to in six months knows exactly what I'm doing.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
I think it's just her saying, I'm sure there's like more to this story, whether it was like a first date. I feel like also maybe Austin is trying to make it seem like she has a boyfriend, which she probably doesn't. And I feel like there's just always more color that can be added.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
So like him speaking on something about a person that he doesn't talk to and hasn't spoken to, like what do you really know?
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
And who she's always had beef with because of Sierra. And even. Right. Even this season of Southern Charm, Craig and Paige are together and Craig is having beef with Austin. And every time Paige is there, she's like telling Craig, like, just cut this guy out. Like, you know, move on with the podcast. Like, obviously they didn't even get along in good times.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
So for him to be the one speaking on her in bad times, it's like, you don't, what do you know?
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Yeah, I agree with that. And a little bit of Southern charm recap. So last night, the boys are reuniting. This season is really centered on... Austin and Craig, the girls are fighting, but they have this podcast, Pillows and Beer.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
They do it twice a week and it's like based on their friendship, but they're not really friends right now because Craig just kind of wants to like sit home and knit and be in his backyard. And Austin's like, buddy, where are you at? And it's hard to call it because now knowing that Paige and Craig have broken up and I feel like in the season,
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Craig is making a lot of these decisions because he's in this serious relationship with Paige. And he doesn't go out because he spends his time with Paige or at home.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Right. And now I think viewers are quick to say, well, oh, he was doing all that because of Paige. And now that they're broken up, he was wrong. And I don't think he's wrong for wanting to be in a more mature phase of his life. The way that the men on Southern Charm live and act. The man? Men.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
I think I said men. It was giving woman. I'll have to watch that back. Yeah, thank God we're recording. Yeah, that's like Cody Simpson performing at the CMAs.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
The way that the men on Southern Charm live and act is not something that should be modeled whatsoever.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
So if Craig wants to break free from that mold in a very serious way, I am so supportive of it. Agreed. They seriously need to grow up. So I don't think it's fair to just be like, well, now I'm sure Craig's crawling back to his friends. He's allowed to want to live... like a more serious lifestyle, take his work seriously and whatnot.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
But Austin is just, you know, casual buddy looking for his friends. And I just feel like they need to make up like this is stupid. Craig offered to pay him $30,000 to leave the podcast and like give it to him.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Yeah, because it's been hard to like do the podcast together when they're not friends and the show is about their friendship. He said like Austin always just shows up like hungover. Craig does all the like work for it anyway. So can you just like give it to me?
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Yeah, it really is, except they're guys, and, like, just the things that just, like, roll off their back. Like, literally one minute they are laughing, and the next minute they are fighting and also, like, crying about their hurt feelings. It's shocking. I hope that they work it out, though.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Like, I like all of their friendships, but they do need to find their new normal, and maybe that does change again now that Craig is single, but still he doesn't want to be hitting the bars.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Yeah, which is nice. He'll need his friends now.
The Toast
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I don't think so. But Austin's now in a serious relationship. Good.
The Toast
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Then the other crazy thing that happened is JT. I've been telling you, like, JT is just a ticking time bomb on this show.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
And I just also learned that he put out an Instagram story statement saying that he has left the show in post-production.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
because he said they wanted to do more like on-camera interviews he said he's filmed already like 10 this season and he won't be doing the rest and he is leaving the show this season has been like really bad for JT self like he just comes up looking so bad and like one thing that he always had he has this like blossoming relationship with Vanita and they're like really cute and they go shopping and she texts his mom and they like get along
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
friendship or like friendship that is flirtatious so like okay it looks like it's headed somewhere and so last night on the episode she like invites him over for dinner cooks for him she's about like gonna tell him how she feels she's like when I like someone like I want to tell them how I feel and like make it really easy for them like here's this is like here's a brand you know I like you like let's
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
that's so mature and even last on last week's episode there they had like this weird conversation when JT stormed out of the party and he's like saying that like oh Vanita I love you and like it was just like are you guys about to kiss that's literally how I felt are you guys about to kiss so then like this week they're about to talk about their feelings and she like says that she likes him and he says I'm seeing someone that's weird
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
weird that you would flirt with like Vanita and make her feel this way when you're seeing someone that Vanita, Vanita said that she knew that he was talking to someone, but not that it was like in a stage where the door is closed. And now it just feels like so clear that he was kind of like using Vanita. She was the last person on the show who like really had a soft spot for him.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
And I feel like he was like, flirting with her and just like being really.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Yeah and they're like new friends too. It's not like they're like brother and sister from growing up.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Yeah. And then it was just it's also weird for his new relationship because it was like the need. It was like if I was the other girl and he's been talking to me the way that he is and that he's even sitting on my couch having a conversation and JT is saying, like, I do like like you and I feel the chemistry, but I'm seeing someone.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
It's like even saying that to someone when you're seeing someone like knuckle all around. He's at burn bridges with Madison, with Austin, now Craig, Sally, Taylor, everyone. So at a certain point, how could he even be on the show? Like he has no friends left. But it was just like, if more people watch Southern charm, he would be my weenie of the week because it was the biggest moment.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
It was so, it was so crazy. Like you really thought they were about to kiss on the couch. And I was like, but you made fish.
The Toast
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It was, no, I'm happy for her because she's seriously as dodgy bullet.
The Toast
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Anyways, that's what's new in Charleston. And I'm telling you, things between Molly and Shep continue to bubble.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Um, he said, sorry to this man. He told Shep that Molly had told him that he has feelings that she has feelings for Shep, but like in a sweet way. And like, she was like, oh, okay.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
And then this week things are starting to go south with Shep and his 26 year old Bahamian model girlfriend, because not only did she like ghost him for three days, but Patricia, by the way, growing up is having a newfound appreciation for Patricia. Patricia told Madison that before Sierra started dating Shep, she was hitting up Whitney.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
No, I feel like the country is not sleeping on it. I feel good knowing that. Like I feel like it's up there as a national treasure, 100%. No, I think when we remark on it culturally, we like make fun of like,
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
I don't know. But the thing is, Whitney and Patricia was like, Whitney will kill me that I said this because he because I told Whitney you have to tell Shep. And Whitney was like, no, no, no. Like Whitney actually doesn't want to be in the drama anymore. Like for real. But then Patricia just had to share this. But I think it's becoming clear that Sierra really wanted to be on the show.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Another one might be coming into port. So we shall see.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
We will do Queenie first as we always do. I'll go first because yours is so amazing that like I don't want to be upended. But my Queenie of the week is the obvious Queenie in the room with us, which is our new studio.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Right. Literally us. Literally us. That is so beautiful. We are so feminine. I do look forward to that milestone for you and like how this chair really accommodates a woman on her period, on her time. And I guess like goes against what I believe. Hmm. Two paths diverge.
The Toast
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Only because it's so much a part of our DNA as a people. And Nicolas Cage, he never has to work again because he was national treasure. I feel like he gets his flowers.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Like you leave out- The frames are a symbol of us not being able to be told what to do.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
It's so true. And what I also love about the frames, I was thinking yesterday, is they're actually an homage to our first host studio. Remember those chairs, the gilded chairs? Yep. There we brought in a touch of our herstory. Like, what, we're just going to sit in front of, like, this wallpaper and these podcasts? Like, we look like every other podcast. Like, we need our frames. Like, we are us.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Talk, talk, talk about the frames. They're not going anywhere much like us.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
And, like, keep rattling them off. Keep saying. Keep making them famous. They're not going anywhere.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
No, you didn't. But we actually, I teed you up really nicely. Yeah.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
No, I wasn't going to talk about the frames because like much like the frames, I was, I was above it.
The Toast
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But much like the frames, sometimes I have to get down in the muck.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Majorly weenie like behavior. My weenie of the week, very innocuous yet upsetting and something that has stayed with me is that JoJo swiped left for Raymond on Raya. Girl, what are you doing? Seriously, what are you doing? Like we, there has to be more to the story because what you just really thought the moment had passed. Like, no, this would be the greatest love story ever told.
The Toast
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Honey, we are so close. Go a little over more. We're never, we're always too far apart. Go to like almost the edge of your chair.
The Toast
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You know what you should watch if you want more National Treasure vibes? I didn't watch the movie, but I read the book and I think the movie like is Harry Potter level of adaptation. The Da Vinci Code. It's like France's National Treasure, but it's like art. Oh, you know what? That's actually a good recommendation.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Well, maybe he also knew, like, he would tell this story on the toast. Like, I watched A Brutalist because Josh Peck sent me his ad. No, by the way, if he had given it to me, I would never have said how I got it. Of course. Yeah, but if people were looking into it, it's a pretty clear connection. It's a straight path to Josh Peck.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
So you'll watch The Da Vinci Code. It was nominated for Movie of the Year 15 years ago. I believe it. And that's classic us. Yeah.
The Toast
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I don't want it to get lost in the mix that I read The Da Vinci Code. I just want to push that view forth again. You did kind of scurry past that very interesting fact. I did, and much like you and Deemer Copperhead, Deemer, I read it, one, because it looked good, and two, because I wanted people to know I was reading it. Of course, of course.
The Toast
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It's been two years, but I think we should circle back to that point, and I'm glad to let you guys know it's really good. It holds up.
The Toast
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Pulitzer. Did it win the Pulitzer or was it just nominated? No, it won, no?
The Toast
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No, no, no, I don't know. I'm just asking. I don't know.
The Toast
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And then what won the next year? Like maybe we should do that.
The Toast
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I would love to contribute to this conversation, but it goes against my beliefs.
The Toast
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Okay, what won the fiction Pulitzer in 2024? Maybe that would be like a good place to start for a book rec.
The Toast
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Am I speaking English? I found it. Sorry, it wasn't coming up on Goodreads.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Oh, wait. Club, this looks good. Like, an unparalleled novel about money, power, intimacy, and perception. Like, aren't we all? That does sound good. That's not how they described it on Pulitzer.org.
The Toast
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Yeah, they obviously have like a favoritism.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Okay, well, thank you for that little literary lesson.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Right, but I'm just saying, it may or may not have already been done and confirmed that it's a pleasant experience.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
These other bitches could never in any given episode, Pulitzer, sports, fashion.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
I don't think Da Vinci Code would have won a Pulitzer. I feel like it was too mainstream, if I may.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Right? It's like Harry Potter winning the Pulitzer, which it could have, maybe should have.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Well, that's why, like, Demon Copperhead was popular. Popular.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
And it puts you in like in a position of power. Like now he's feeling like weak and small and embarrassed. And like you have the upper hand.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Yeah, your crush has been tempered a little bit, which is good for you. And he's like wanting to impress you now. And that's it. You're welcome. Yeah, and that's just a good thing to know about a potential partner. Like if they are a queasy type, it does bring me back to Dana's birth story.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Dana's birth story is on the Redheads episode of our October episode. But just like to cut to the chase, her husband fainted in the delivery room.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Right. Not only did he faint, which is very inconvenient, but like he hit his head on the way down and had to go across the street to the other part of the hospital to get stitches. So he wasn't even with her for like multiple hours after she gave birth.
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
that's insane it is truly one of the craziest birth stories I've ever heard in my life so now that you have this like red flag about this boyfriend that you have this is good just like make sure when you're giving birth like he is not near behind the curtain the scene yeah how are the stories today random but good and I think we'll put a nice button on the week
The Toast
We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
You took it out of the closet there to put it in the closet here to never see it again, except for if we ever make a toast museum and we need all of these old merch pieces. And that is why Zach has a whole closet full of my old merch.
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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
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The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
If you find yourself prioritizing your production schedule over your wedding, it's probably not a good sign for the wedding and just the general health of the marriage.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Yeah, and it probably also doesn't help. It sounds like, you know, he could stand to be a little busier, you know? When someone's really busy, that obviously doesn't make it easy to schedule things. But when the other person is like clearly unemployed... That makes it even harder.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
And first of all, he had to do it like three times. And whenever me and Ben record ads, I'm like, you can't act. Like you're not, like you're being so theatrical. Like the key to acting is like doing less. Like you have to be so chill. I think we absolutely crushed it. I feel like everybody on set was really taken with our acting abilities. They didn't know that like we didn't have a lot of
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
No, he probably would want to talk all the time.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
He's a restaurateur. Oh did I make up that he's a producer? I think you did. What does Sydney Sweeney's fiance do for a living? Jonathan DeVino. I assume AI knows what his name is, you know? Jonathan DeVino is a businessman from Chicago. Some reports have referred to him as a restaurateur. Sydney Sweeney has clarified that that's not accurate.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
She stated he's not a restaurateur, he's a business guy. This is a direct quote. He's a business guy, he's from Chicago. In addition to business endeavors, what kind of business y'all in? DeVino has collaborated with Sweeney, on her production company, 5050 Films, serving as a producer on projects as Anyone But You and Immaculate. So she gave him a job.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
And before she gave him work, she had once went on record referring to him as a business guy. He's destitute. He's definitely on unemployment.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Yeah, she shouldn't have answered the question. Maybe that's where the relationship started to break when she told everyone the truth about him. That's really crazy. How did he get this far in life? I don't know. And, you know... I don't know if I ended up saying this. That he's ugly? I did say that. Thank you for reminding me. But no, that's not what I was going to say.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
I don't know if I ended up saying this on the toast. We were talking about this, and I said that I was going to say something, and then I said it sounded too mean, so I didn't say it. And then on my Instagram, somebody was like, by the way, I feel like I know what you were going to say about Sidney Sweeney. And they did. I don't know how they knew.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
But I said that he kind of gave me similar vibes as Britney Spears.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Murphy Murphy's I was gonna say Brittany Broski Brittany Murphy's last like husband slash boyfriend whatever he was yeah he was just like kind of a Hollywood like grifter producer it's funny how you could be a producer and be Mark Platt and then you can be a producer and be Jonathan DeVino so it's such a vague term sometimes it really means unemployed and there are actually like successful Randall Emmett was a producer you know what I mean he's like
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Am I successful? He did produce movies, yes.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Technically, I'm a producer, like you are. We produce a show every day.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
I would say, like, no, we weren't producers. I'm getting a credit. All right, talk to the team about it. I don't know about you. But also, an executive producer is like a more legit role. So it's like a vague term. And I feel like that's what Brittany Murphy's husband was doing, like producing movies.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
No. Then we recorded a fabulous guest interview because on Monday, Jax is traveling back home. So like, there's just not really time to record a live show. And we happened to have gotten a fab opportunity for a guest. We could say, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we recorded it. He can't cancel.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Yeah. No, I don't think Sydney is there. Right.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
The red, like he has a beard and long hair. That's like the disheveled. There's nothing concerning about that. He has these like red circles under his eyes.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
His lips are chapped. I wouldn't have noticed that at first. But no, it's really the discoloration all over his face that's genuinely concerning.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Yeah, especially when you know, this is a great before picture from him.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
He's like a very fresh-faced, young actor.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
He needed to get out of the Netflix high school trope.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Yeah, no, of course. The Loneliest Soldier.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Lone Survivor. And then I feel like Miles Teller did like a bunch of those movies for a couple of years.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
chris pratt has done some it's good it's a good thing for a guy bigelow right she makes those movies does she yeah that's funny no i know the genre you're referring to and i agree it's a good pivot for him he had to do something like totally different even though like he you just can't be a high school senior forever and i feel like he really got away with it for as long as he could and i feel like he doesn't want to be actors never even like those roles which is so stupid i actually feel like he liked it like especially because the um
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
The Jenny Han universe of To All the Boys I Loved Before. They did three movies and then there's a spinoff now about the younger sister. And Noah Centineo like does cameos. I actually think he likes it. He doesn't like shy away from his OG role. What was his name? Peter. What was his character's name?
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Yes, Peter. To All the Boys I Loved? Peter Kavinsky. And do you remember where you were when Peter Kavinsky shook the universe? When that movie came out, people, myself included, were not okay. No, it's true. Peter Kavinsky this, Peter Kavinsky that. And there had been fanfare because there had been books.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
He was kind of like a gabbing little girl. He could not stop gabbing with us. He couldn't stop gabbing with the girlies. We tried to wrap up, and then we all just kept getting carried away with new topics.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Brian. Brian. JC! Such an OG family joke. If you know, you know. We can't get into it right now.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
What movie is in A24? Cutting edge. People are like, new A24 movie. I feel like A24 has just gotten really big where they keep, like, buying up movies. So, like, some of them are good and some of them are bad.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Yeah. Maybe I'm just like attached to her and Channing as a couple. I actually really liked them. And that's why I don't like her and Noah. So I'm going to find reasons being like, oh, he's too young. But I think it's just because I think Channing Tatum and her were a really good match.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Oh, that's like such a niche cultural moment that you remember.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Stepdaughter. Because he like never even filmed a scene with Sophie Turner. I bet he wasn't even invited.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Right, right. Something tragic happened before that.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
I was actually thinking last night maybe I would rewatch Game of Thrones soon. Oh. It's a purgilicious show.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Even though there's only 10 episodes in a season.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
So basically you're saying you want me to wait for you.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Better than other things that could happen. Yeah.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
You sound like one of those memoirs. The house that was on the street.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Those are like books that Margo reads. Yeah, the Kindle Unlimited like thrillers. When we were in the house that we were in. With the window in the house. It's always a window. Yeah. The girl in the house that she built. On a quiet street. The street is always quiet.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
And I think you guys will be interested. It's kind of the first like guest interview dynamic where I actually felt like a third wheel. Like I felt like Andrew and Jax were like really connecting. I feel like you guys have similar, like you're at similar life stages and similar just vibes. We have a lot in common. So a couple of times I almost like, excuse myself.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
And Morgora. It's crazy that Morgan Wallen still continues to go to SNL. It's crazy that they book him, and it's crazy that he accepts it. Well, now I'm trying to remember. What's the original sin? During COVID... He got booked and they were like really serious. They did a bubble, right? Like during hardcore COVID.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
And he was like out, that's those videos of him making out with girls in random bars in Alabama, going back to people's houses and singing for them. It was like the height of his alcoholism, but also not respecting the rules of the bubble. So they canceled on him. And they had to find someone really last minute who was in the bubble to perform. I forget who ended up filling in for him.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Then like he came back. It was like such a big deal. Like after COVID and he made a skit about it. It was funny. Um, and then he got, it's kind of like a curse for him. It like kind of signals something bad about to happen because after he finally had his like retribution moment, he got canceled again for something different. Um, So I feel like some bad Morgan Wallen news is coming.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Now, I know, like, it's always supposed to be a random pairing of, like, a singer and an actor. But I was watching the clips of them, like, hi, I'm Mikey Madison. And I actually felt, like, such weird tension between them. Like, not sexual or anything. Oh, you don't feel like they're meant to be? No, I just feel like they, what would these two have to connect about, you know?
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Like, I actually felt awkward. I can't explain it. But maybe I was just picking up on, like, maybe my vibes were off. I feel like it could be an opposites attract situation.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
I don't know, actually. He's, like, super private now about his relationship status. He's definitely, like, would meet someone if he wanted to. You think he's open to, like, having love in his life?
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
I actually, I think there are a couple of girls walking this earth who think that Morgan Wallen is their boyfriend, honestly.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
I'm one of them. No, I'm kidding. I think that he definitely fucks around with multiple girls and they think that they're in a relationship.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
It was really, it was a fabulous episode and it's kind of a different type of guest than we normally do. I mean, we don't really do guests, especially like a man. So yeah. I think you guys are really gonna enjoy it. That's on Monday's episode. Then we headed out. We had a girl's night.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Yeah, and he doesn't do celebrity public relationships a lot.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Yeah, but they were dating for like a year before they ever posted a picture. And that picture was a curse because they broke up the next day. They literally broke up a week later. Yeah. So we don't really have like experience.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
I know. We don't have an experience of like him dating another famous person, like walking red carpets together. Like he doesn't do that.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
No, but they also say like why he threw that chair off the roof in Nashville because he was upset that the mother of his child who he wasn't with anymore, she had gotten married that weekend. Like that's like, he like is hung up on her. That's what they said. Now they are always making things up.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Yeah, and I think he would be shocked to find, like, how many of his problems would go away with just, like, a stable force in his life. Like, a woman who loves him. Who cares about him. Who's smart.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
I actually don't, but I like the concept, you know? Yeah. A stable force in Morgan's life. Yeah. Morgan's self.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
You think Elton's performing new music or just like greatest hits?
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Oh, yeah. He had that new song, which sounded good. Randy Carlisle. Right. But that's just one. You got to come with two.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
I happen to not know what song you're talking about.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
I was actually thinking about Maren Morris this weekend.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Yeah, it's a good name. I saw something about her this morning, a little sneak peek from a song she's releasing that obviously sounded good. She's very talented. But it did make me think, I kind of forgot about her. And I wonder if her departure from country music, her big announcement, and I don't know if she still releases music as a country artist. I don't know what the windup was.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
But I do really wonder if it affected her music negatively or positively. Because I was thinking, I haven't seen Marin music in a while. Marin music. Yeah. What do you think?
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
She's not getting like the Dua Lipa treatment. Right, she gave up like a base, but I don't know if she was accepted into a new one yet. Like, is she pop? I don't think she's been like unaccepted.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
I am and I'm probably not going to be watching. Just I don't know. I feel like I need to say it.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
I just can't stay up till 11.30 these days.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Well, I hear his concern. You're Chris Hemsworth. Someone needs to tell me he's Chris Hemsworth. And so while that rule applies to most people... it doesn't apply to Chris Hemsworth. I don't care who he's talking to, like seriously. Even if he was talking to the Queen of England and like he asked for a photo, like it's Chris Hemsworth, it's cool.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
And I imagine as like a pop diva, like you get a lot of people asking you for photos and they're always like, my daughter. Or if they're of a certain age. So I'm sure like Taylor gets it a lot. Like I don't think she's thinking about it as much as he is, clearly like a year later.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Thank you. Thank you. We'll be right back. Thank you.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Under which we stand. Now, I want to share a story, and I hate to use my platform, obviously, to embarrass my husband. Oh. But he did something so weenie that I have to share it, and I shared it with everybody at girls' night dinner last night, and they were all equally horrified, so I actually felt good about it. Was I there? Yeah. Okay.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
I might have even told you this, though, before everybody else. We're in town, you know, obviously Ben's sister, my sister-in-law, Mockleton and sister.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Yeah. Um, So Ben is giving a speech and he of course asked me to look at it. And I said, of course, first of all, I want you to do a good job and to like, you can't embarrass us. Like you're speaking on behalf of both of us, like representing the family. So he kind of has been, you know, procrastinating. Then like two days ago, he sends it to me. And I'm reading it.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
he kind of does like the thing you're not supposed to do in acrostic. Okay. He goes like, M is for magnificent. A is for adventurous. D is for dedicated. And I stopped reading. I was like, I was like, did you do an acrostic? And did he do Maddie or Madeline? Maddie. Her full name is Madeline, but no, he did M-A-D-D-Y, thank God. What was the Y for? Yisrael, like her Yiddish kite.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
And I was like, Ben, everything you're saying in the letters is really sweet. I don't know why you need the format of the acrostic. And he didn't get why it was such a corny, lame thing to do. My reaction, he probably thought I was so crazy. I'm like, Ben, that's you starting a speech being like,
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
He needs to watch a wedding ringer. I said, I understand maybe you're using the acrostic as an exercise to get your thoughts out. And now you could say, my sister is magnificent. She's adventurous. Exactly. She's dedicated. Exactly. Determined. And let's talk about her Yiddish kite. Let's talk about Yisroel. Yeah, I'm like, you can drop the acrostic now. Like, we don't need it.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Oh my God, I was dying. I didn't even think I had to monitor his speech so closely because he loves his sister and like anything he says is going to be, if he just speaks from the heart. Oh no, Maddie, bullet dodged. Like I was dying, not an acrostic. No, that's really the lowest rung of speech. It's something you write about someone you hate. Yeah. No, not cool. So don't worry, crisis averted.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
The wedding will go off without a hitch. Well, I look forward to hearing his remarks. Yeah, I think you're going to enjoy it. I made it really nice, like, you know, with my notes. He's speaking, like, during the reception? I don't know at what point, but I assume, yes. And at the wedding, like, not at the pre-staff? Yeah, no, no, at the wedding. Okay. Yeah. I'll be sat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Judging.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
You should. Make sure to let him know what you think.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Speaking of, like... You said, Ben, I love your speech, but you know what I felt like was missing?
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Is it going viral yet? Because it needs to. We were off our phones all day being models. So I get in the bath at like 10 p.m. I'm broken and everyone's tagging me in this TikTok. I'm like, what now? And this girl was like, with Nikki Blonsky's resurgence on TikTok, everybody's sharing their old cameos. I remembered that I actually received a cameo once
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Oh, God. Bye-bye. Welcome back to The Toast. Happy Friday, you guys. Feels like three eternities since our last episode. Jackie and I were like such businesswomen yesterday. And people were constantly asking us all day, what kind of business y'all in? And we had a lot of answers because we were on set. We were modeling. We were acting. We were acting. By the way, we are bona fide actors.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Um, she was saying she graduated college in 2020. So there was no ceremony. There was no, nothing, no way to celebrate. And her boyfriend at the time got her a gift because there was only so many things you could do. A cameo was a great gift and he wanted to get it like from us, but we weren't on cameos. We did the next best thing and got for Ben.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
And then she was like, you guys have to watch this cameo. And I was like, okay. And I don't know what I was expecting, but I just forgot what Ben physically looked like during the pandemic. Like how we all really let ourselves go in different ways. And Ben let himself go facially. He had a beard. He had the craziest beard. And so he's recording a cameo for this lovely young woman.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
He's whistling the tune. He looks like the Unabomber. Actually the scariest, that girl should get her money back.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Yeah. I guess I forgot that like Ben has replaced keto season with what are your nuts? Yeah. That's if he was on cameo, he'd be saying that these days. Right. And it wasn't his speech, by the way.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Yeah. And speaking of good guys, not to promote them, but part two, Drake Bell came out yesterday. I haven't had a chance to listen.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
It's Friday, we have stories, and to be just totally open and honest with our audience, the stories aren't great, but I do feel like that always lends itself to a partier episode.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
We also have Queenie and Weenie, and I'm actually really proud of mine because some weeks we were saying this before the show, like, some weeks you're like constantly thinking of Queenie and Weenie every day. Like somebody does something and you jot it down. Like that's Weenie behavior. And by the end of the week, you have a couple of good options for each.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
And some weeks you kind of forget about Queenie and Weenie and you have to really evaluate the week in like five minutes. I just need you to know every week is the latter for me. Oh no, this week I was really on top of it.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Like three seconds ago. You were going to another topic, but then you went back to Soj.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Why? What did I do? You were really helpful to me this week. I was really helpful. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That actually was Queenie Behavior. I endorse your nomination.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Yeah, I mean, we could. Because also, I probably did something really weenie this week.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Also always a good option. You can kind of go both, sojourner or cojourner. Hit them with the journers. A thousand percent. So we're going to usher you guys into a pargy weekend. Hope everybody has fabulous plans, you know. It's supposed to be 80 degrees in New York. We have fabulous plans. We do. We're celebrating Simchas. We're getting together as a family. It's supposed to be 80 degrees.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
You know, I don't know where you guys live. Hopefully it's going to be pargy weather. You could step outside. And if not, eh. Jackie was doing that all day yesterday. I'm a TikToker. That's not TikToker. That's Megan Thee Stallion.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Yeah, yeah. But I'm a savage. Oh, yes. But the ism, like, Megan does it, like, in everyday life. She'll do an interview, and she'll be like, I look bomb, right?
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Well, the tongue is a window into your health, right? So when somebody sticks their tongue out in a picture and it's crusty and white, you're like, you should see a doctor. So it's kind of a vulnerable thing to stick your tongue out. It is. Here's how I'm doing. I scrape my tongue every morning, so I feel pretty good. I'm scared now.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Tongue-like. Yeah, of course. It's not going to be beautiful. And of course, we can't talk about tongues without talking about Jacob Elordi's. I think we can just do yourself a favor. If you're new here, you probably don't know this. I haven't brought it up in a while, but if you've been listening, you know, like one of my Roman empires is the size of Jacob Elordi's tongue.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
I don't know how it fits in his mouth. Um, just Google Jacob Elordi tongue sticking out. And there are these pictures of him and Joey King on the red carpet. And it actually, it looks like a cold cut. Like it's insane.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Yeah. I don't want to spoil the creative, but Jackie and I were like, you know, we were breaking into a room. Like that was our, that was the role we were given, like two burglars kind of. And I feel like we suspended disbelief amongst all of our, like everybody around us was like, wow, these girls can act. Like call the police. And Ben had one line in this commercial.
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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
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The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
No, I don't mean more about the size. I mean the personality and girth of my breasts. They give super producer energy. Do you not agree?
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
But I'm not talking about size. I'm talking about real grit and personality.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Yes. I know. Because I don't know if I would say that your breasts have the energy of super producers. Well, they're not super. They were never a super producer. I would say you were a little below average.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Yeah. I feel like I could feed the whole block, honestly. That's kind of the vibe my breasts give off. Claudia, I really don't want you to jinx yourself. No, I've heard being a super producer is like just as bad as being an under producer. Like it's not a blessing like when you get to a certain point.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
We're going to take care of it. Like one thing about us, we are doers, movers, and shakers. And we have moved, we have done, and we have shook.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I just want to let you know, if I am a super producer, like I am becoming one of those girls on TikTok who says like they give you a breakdown. Here's what and they literally fill up like, you know, when you go to Costco and you get that big gallon of milk, like they fill up three of those a day.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
but I'm actually pregnant at the same time as a lot of my friends. Like I could share and they would know it's coming from like a good clean source.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I just keep, I just keep finding out like even more of my friends are pregnant and I can't tell you how fabulous it is.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
It really is. Like just, just kind of crushed it honestly.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Like you're being a part of like every time I hear you're not early, you're not late. I'm just with the rest of them. And for a lot of my friends, it's their second, but a lot of them, it's their first. Not me living life on a good timeline. Sorry. I know you're not supposed to compare. Everybody's on their own timeline.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
And that was me too, because I was literally not wanting to have kids when I'm 26, 27. I'm like, oh, no, still no, 28, no, 29, not really, 30. Okay, fine. So for somebody who cares a lot about timelines, like, sorry, that's my toxic trait, I am absolutely crushing it.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
What a week. I can't believe it's Friday. I feel like I really earned it. Every day was just sort of like working hard for the man.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Literally, for somebody who's always looking over her shoulder. Yeah. Crushed.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Yes, yes, of course, I'm not going to blow up their spots, but... And it's a really party crew coming together.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Why am I leaving? Oh yeah. Cause some of them are like further behind. Some of them are, some of them are ahead. Okay. Um, and I feel like I kind of crushed that too. Like there's a couple ahead. I'm right in the middle.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
You're not going to be the last one. No, Rachel totally goes next. Like it's, it's kind of hard. Um, no, I won't feel sad. I, I can kind of be like a guiding light for others.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. It's been nice. And now it's just, my phone knows like I'm, my phone knows that I'm debating between the upper baby Vista and the bugaboo Fox five. And they're torturing me with it. They're torturing me with it to the point where like, I actually don't care anymore. Just like, give me a stroller.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Yeah, like, you are so up a baby vista, up a baby vista, up a baby vista.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
And then I saw a girl on TikTok this morning. Like, they know she was so chic. Like, she had her up a baby vista. But a lot of my friends in New York City who, like, live similar lives to me, like, they're working moms, but they, like, you know, spend half the days with their kids. Like, very similar structures. They swear by the Bugaboo Fox 5. So, I don't know.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
It is the last day of February.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
No, I need you to tell me honestly, like, cause all I care about is like being a cool mom. Like when I walk in the streets and when I finally start looking like myself again and I have the sick stroller, like what is the Rolls Royce?
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
No, no, but of baby brands. Like, yeah, I know Dior is cool. But like who has better like branding?
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Right, we're too cool for that. And I'm just now remembering, because our sister Olivia, when she gave birth to her first, we were all so excited. And I remember my gift to her was her stroller. I just feel like I should remind her of that.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I feel like she just doesn't remember. I bought her the silver cross. I remember I was like, oh, wow, strollers are expensive. But of course, it was our first baby. We were all so excited.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
It's giving, in conclusion, March. Oh my God, March. I didn't really put together that March was beginning tomorrow. It changes everything for me.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
That's so crazy. I just am like, I'm more vapid.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
So that's like the journey I went on last night. Like now I know about the products and the names and I'm like one of those girls. But you know what? Sorry, it had to be done.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Now in terms of show, how are the stories? The Epstein files like were not released.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Useless. Waiting for the Epstein files is like waiting for rain in this drought.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
No, and good on that lady, Pam, who's all about it. She's figuring it out. Thank God we've been... like waiting for somebody to take on the job. And so take your time, but like figure it out and stop like teasing us, you know?
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
So it's a developing story, not the big breakthrough news we thought we were getting today.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
But we have Queenie and Weenie of the Week, we have Southern Charm Recap, and the new episodes of Love is Blind dropped today, which we will be enjoying all weekend long.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I'll be there for you guys, Joey.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Are they? It feels like they are.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
They're just talking about Carla Sofia Gascon.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I mean, I guess we should have known because yesterday we dropped our final episode of the month on Patreon, which was a real kind of hot button, radioactive. Everybody's talking about our episode. We do this series and we've started to do it less and less because it's honestly hurtful.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
The fabulous thing about this is that we could Google it. Oscars 2025.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
That feels right. Do you want to put a final guess as to when the Oscars are airing?
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
March 2nd, 7 p.m. Yes, you are correct.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
You know what else feels right? Diving into the fast five stories you need to know. You do, do, do, do, do.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
And the gargi-pargi morning is brought to you by Netflix and their new comedy series, Running Point. It comes from Hitmaker and, you know, potential ideal guest. Dream guest. Dream guest for the toast, Mindy Kaling. And its stars are rom-com queen Kate Hudson. So it's a really edgy, bold, and funny twist on the underdog comedy.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
It features main character Isla Gordon, played by Kate Hudson, and her rise to one of the most iconic professional basketball franchises and her dysfunctional yet lovable family trying to block her shot. So basically, Kate Hudson's family owns this big basketball team, and a scandal forces her brother to resign.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
She is then appointed president of the LA Waves, which is one of the most storied and professional basketball franchises, and it's her family business. So she's ambitious, often overlooked. Isla is going to have to prove to her skeptical brothers, the board, and the larger sports community that she was the right person for the job. especially in the unpredictable male dominated world of sports.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
She may have not been a part of the original playbook, but as skeptics will soon learn, she's calling the shots now, like it or not. It's an easy and fun bitch with a sharp and edgy laugh out loud moments. This is everything I need to enjoy my life this weekend. Like made by Mindy Kaling, check. Starring Kate Hudson, check. Women in sports. I mean, this is a sports podcast.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
It makes sense why Netflix wanted to sponsor this episode. I'm so down. And it launched yesterday. So you can now watch it on Netflix. It's really pargy from the creators of Never Have I Ever, The Mindy Project. You could stream it now. Running Point isn't streaming now, only on Netflix.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Wait, Justin Timberlake is getting hate and I don't know about it? That's so crazy because I'm kind of the creator of a lot of it. I think you were like busy on Canva and missed sort of some of this. Oh my God, on house.com. Also, why is it so fucking hard to create a 3D rendering? I don't know. Like, why do you have to be an architect? Like, I know the room is a square. I know the dimensions.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I could put a picture. Like, why do they make it so fucking hard?
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Your guest room is like unique shaped room. Like, this is literally a square room. Why can't they just let me play around? They won't let you. They don't play around. And like I was on fucking Reddit, like people being like, what do you use? And I was like caught like just using making free accounts at all. Like it was seriously so annoying.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I ended up just doing it on preview on my computer, but I slayed it. I wish I could share it, but I won't. No, no, no. That's like, you know, evil eye, evil eye, evil eye.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
It's inspired by the famous YouTube series, Celebrities Reading Mean Tweets on the Jimmy Kimmel Show, where Jackie and I sit down and like read our mean podcast reviews. Now, podcast reviews are interesting because people come to compliment, but they also come to like troll. And we're hearing some hard truths about ourselves. We're pretty much disagreeing with all of them.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Now, of course, nobody understands better than us falling ill, but you know, there is a way to cancel a show and you're gonna get backlash no matter what, right? Like people are gonna be mad, sad, angry. And this is probably the worst way to do it. Like very Morgan Wallen when people are already like in the facility. What's the better way to do it?
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
The better way to do it is like, I think you have until the morning of to make a decision. And if you're not canceling it, like you have to do the show. Got it. I mean, the best way, the only person who's ever canceled a show and gotten no backlash is our King Luke Combs, where he was very sick and halfway through the show, he said, listen, you're all getting a refund.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I'm still finishing, but it's not going to be my best work. So sing along with me. If I like take a break, you sing the words, you'll get a refund. We're rescheduling the show, but I'm still going to spend the next hour here. Like that's our party king. That's so crazy. When people like that exist, it's hard to like say to Justin Timberlake, why couldn't you do that? You know?
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
So yeah, leaving in the middle is different than canceling right before. Like at least she tried and she, people got like half a show and then are getting another one. So you get one and a half shows for the price of one ticket. Like they're getting rescheduled or she refunded. No, your tickets will be honored for a rescheduled date. Like, she will be doing the show. Yeah.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
So that's not so terrible. The worst is obviously, like, Morgan Wallen, like, while people are, like, the openers already have played. Yeah. So there's a bad way to do it. There's really only... There's not even a good way to do it, but the Luke Combs way was, like, obviously the one people say now. That's insane. Like... You don't need a refund. Have you seen the clip?
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
People are like, he's like, listen, I'm really- You got a whole show and a refund? I can't sing, so I'm gonna refund your tickets. And everybody's like, boo! But, and then everybody starts like cheering when they realize they're getting a free show. That's crazy. And I've seen clips from that show. He sounded totally fine.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Yeah. I mean, I obviously choose to see the worst in Justin Timberlake.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
No one. It's so funny. Yeah. You can really like paint this in whatever way you want to. Like if this was Kelly Clarkson. Oh my God.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I wouldn't want to participate.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Oh yeah, no, we're hearing some fucking mean ass shit about ourselves. We're hearing some ironic opinions about ourselves. Some lies, and we're responding to them quite directly.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Well, the thing is I could speak hypothetically because it wasn't Kelly. So if it was Kelly, I would also say like, girl, give people a little bit more time. But I know like if we were actually recording an episode and it was Kelly, I would be like.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Yeah, no, and we actually have recent proof that he's not always trying to do the best thing, where he literally drove under the influence after having a couple of martinis in Sag Harbor. One martini. So I know that decision-making isn't his strong suit. Let's be real. That's what I learned from the great Justin Timberlake DUI.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Well, you know I would have been in the front row, and I would have been really upset.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Yes. I heard Karen Huger is thriving in jail.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Yeah. I hope they're filming at some part of it. But yeah, there's a camera somewhere. Although she didn't show up for the last reunion. And I thought it was implied that she wasn't returning. But I can't imagine she would have turned down whatever paycheck they were offering her to cover this part of her life.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Right. And sometimes you're Adrian Maloof blacklisted forever.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
How about inconsistencies? Yeah, normalize being inconsistent, because people are always like, especially, I got a lot of backlash for my Karen Huger take, and people were like, so annoying to see Claudia. I know, I feel that, but I just want to say, do not come to me looking for consistency in all my thoughts and opinions when it comes to celebrities or just random things.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I have my faves, I have people I hate, I'm really mean to people I hate, and I'm really lenient with people that I like. Kelly Clarkson could seriously drunk drive and kill me. And I wouldn't care. Like, I just, I'm sorry. I have my faves and I, yes, I am an inconsistent hypocrite. Ah, okay. I don't fucking care.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Rules for thee and not for me.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Correct. Yeah. Well, we need to make a list of people who the rules, like the regular rules don't apply to.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Oh, hopefully you didn't take the cap off and it's leaking all over your new chair.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I need to find my pen because it is mightier than the sword. And what did you, it's not. What did you want the pen? Rules to whom. Rules to whom. Those to whom the rules don't apply. The rules don't apply. Karen Huger, Kelly Clarkson, who else?
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
No, it's just different. It's not like dream guests. Because Taylor's my favorite, but like if Taylor can drive, like I actually might have some harsh words for her.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Because she's so influential. She shouldn't be knowing better than that.
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Agreed. There are so many things.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Yeah, we'll kind of let the chips fall where they may.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
It's the toast. I sound amazing. Yes, you do sound amazing. I am so excuse me. Now my iPad like not behaving. Of course we play the intro song every time the show begins, but today it is especially purgy because I'm so excited that after talking about it all week, we were able to finally get, finally, honestly we turned it around really fucking quick, our song on Spotify as like a regular song.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
No, I think this is the right choice. Like, he could have retired. Like, he's at a place where he's done enough age-wise. Like, he could have. But I understand, A, not wanting to go out like that. B, him and his team are at a point where, like, they still can win another Super Bowl. They should have almost won this one. Like, it wasn't, like, you know, impossible.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
So I think that he can go out with another Super Bowl win. And if he is, like, spending the next year committing himself to, like, peak physical, mental toughness, like, no one's more prepared, like, down and has, you know, experience doing that than Taylor. Like, that's her thing, right? Yeah.
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Well, that's the thing. You always run the risk.
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He's not one of the players like a Tom Brady where if he sucks, the whole team sucks.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Although I do want to say, it's not a terrible way to go out. If you made it to the Super Bowl. Now, the way they lost was really bad, but you still made it to the Super Bowl. So I don't think it's the most embarrassing way to go out. What happened to Aaron Rodgers and the Jets? That's embarrassing. Right, but he didn't retire. Did he, Aaron Rodgers?
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Well, I don't know what he's going to do, but I assume retirement is in his future sometime soon. And you went to another team to revive it very much like Brady and the Buccaneers. And not only did you get injured on day one, you never won a game, and then you got dropped. That's embarrassing. You know what I think about a lot?
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Oh, that's so funny. I don't feel like he would because he came back and he got another chance. No, but it like ruined his season.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
No, like Jason Street from Friday Night Lights. Like, yeah, he ended up with a lot of resentment towards the person who injured him because he became paralyzed. Like, but when you're in the sport and getting injured, it's just sort of like a rite of passage. It happens a lot. You're out for a couple of games. You're out for a season.
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I don't know if you take umbrage with like every person who injures you. I think that's like a toxic mentality.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Well, like, it's circumstantial. Like, if I'm Damar Hamlin, like, yeah, I'm mad at the guy who, like, tackled me and put me into cardiac arrest. Like, it's different varying degrees. I feel like a torn Achilles is kind of, like, expected when you're 40 and in the NFL. So, of course, cardiac arrest would be, like, the highest. Up there with Jason Street being paralyzed. Yes.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Yeah. Oh my God. You and I haven't even spoken about this and it's so internet. Like I'm embarrassed to even like share that I know about it. Mason. Yes. Oh my God. How did you know?
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I would say Achilles is like a seven.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Yeah, but it's not out of the ordinary. It is out of the ordinary to go into cardiac arrest on the field and to end up paralyzed.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
No, I think it's ACL. You think it's ACL? Like it's up there. Yeah. And so I think if Aaron like walks around with this chip on his shoulder, mad at the guy who injured him, like that's a toxic trait of Aaron's because I don't think it's warranted.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I think when you get into sports, like you understand you're going to get injured and you can't be mad at every person who injures you unless you go into cardiac arrest or are paralyzed.
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Surgery is like so classic. Like everybody gets surgery when they're athletes. Out for the season.
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Kyle, as a football player, I have a question for you, period. I'm doing research for a podcast episode, period. When you get injured, do you hold any resentment or anger towards the person who is responsible for your injury? Like the person on the other team who tackled you and ended up breaking your ankle? Is this a dumb question?
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Can you Google it? I don't want to be stupid. And ask him a question that is a big part of his career and I don't know it.
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A finger. Knee. Do you hate them? Or you just understand it's par for the course in this line of work.
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Yeah, and so I feel like he probably has a healthy outlook. Okay. I'm asking, but let me read it one more time because I'm actually embarrassed of this question. Kyle, as a football player, I have a question for you. Does that make it sound like I'm a football player? I'm just going to say, Kyle, I have a question for you. Obviously, he's a football player. He knows that. I don't need to tell him.
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There is a conspiracy theory that's like really taken off.
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I'm doing research for a podcast episode. Not me acting like I'm like Huberman. I'm like doing research that I'm actively recording. When you get injured, do you hold any resentment or anger towards a person who is responsible for your injury?
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um mostly on tiktok but it's that mason disick you know the 15 year old first born son of courtney kardashian and scott disick has fathered a child um they're saying that he got a girl pregnant in his high school and they have a daughter named class they have a daughter named piper she's one years old i don't think he would have a daughter i just want to say i don't think he would have a daughter named piper when his sister's name is penelope i just want to say so that's how i know that the the rumors aren't true
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When you get seriously injured.
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When a player gets seriously injured.
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Do you hold any resentment or anger towards the person who is responsible for your injury? Like the person on the other team who tackled you and ended up breaking your ankle? Do you hate them? Or do you understand that it's par for the course in this line of work? I think that's a good text.
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I feel like there's not really room for nuance in this already long text message. I kind of just want to send it. Fire it off. But he's on the West Coast. Fire it. Well, it's off season. I don't think he's on the West Coast. Fire it off or delete the whole thing.
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Yeah, that's a good question. I think so. And people in the comments will be like, my husband plays in an intramural flag football league. And he said, we're not talking about that.
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And also, is she going by Christina Hall?
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Because I didn't know who you were talking about. She is, to me now she's Christina Hack.
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I feel like one of the benefits of being married so many times is that you do understand the repercussions. So I'm shocked. I'm shocked to learn that A, she didn't sign a prenup and B, she's like regretting and wishing she did.
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So, so, and then also, I hate to kick someone when they're down, but Christine, Christina should know better.
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Oh, I do. I do. I'm holding space for two truths. Like he gives Kelly Clarkson's ex-husband energy, like was looking for a wealthy woman to leech off of. And even in divorce is still trying to milk her dry. At least that man had kids with Kelly. So he had like a little bit of a leg to stand on. This guy has like seriously no grounds. And he's like a grifter. So I'm holding space for that.
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And there's also just something icky about like a man who wants to like take money from a woman, get a job. But also like I'm kind of tisking at Christina Hack. Like the whole joke of the seven husbands of Christina Hall is like she's had a million marriages and she's going to have a million more. And we love that for her. She's a hopeless romantic.
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But you are supposed to learn something from every marriage.
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Yeah. First marriage was Tarek. And obviously they split things 50-50, but that was like the most, that was where they built their business together. They had kids together. So them splitting everything in half was completely fair.
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Then was she ever married to Aunt Anstead or they were like engaged?
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So I feel like he has his own career. She had her own career and they were like happy to like come in and leave with what they came in with. Like it would have been too messy to start poking at each other's businesses.
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Yeah, right. Because she kind of got lucky in the last two.
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Oh, right. She's engaged again or just dating.
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Right, she's going from dating somebody with less money than her to now dating somebody with much more money than her, hopefully, if his business is as booming as we think it might be.
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I'm just checking to see if Kyle texts me. I'm feeling embarrassed. Oh, I have a text.
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Oh, he said, hey, Claudia, that's a great question. There's no resentment unless there's like a cheap shot outside of the rules, like a helmet to helmet hit or a hit after the whistle. So you're right. That's speaking for me, but I think the vast majority would agree. Extremely helpful.
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Okay, helpful. And Kristen said, because I put it in a group chat with Kristen, she said, that's actually an amazing question. Okay, helpful. Thank you. Another question.
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Do you think Aaron Rodgers holds a grudge against the guy who broke his heel? The guy who broke his Achilles heel?
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You don't have to answer, period.
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Period. We are currently recording.
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You gotta give people like a heads up.
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It's because it's been a hard week for us. It's been 50 degrees in New York and Ben has been like golfing in the middle of February. It's been hard.
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I did. You didn't watch it. I watched the entire thing. You are sending me reels propaganda. At first, Jackie sent me this reel and I almost turned it off because it was this girl being like, my husband golfs. He loves to golf.
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And I let him do it every single weekend. And here's why. And I was like, oh, this is a joke, obviously. But then she was saying like, no, on the days that he golfs, like he has to wake up early, take the kids to breakfast, spend the entire day with them, put them down for a nap, do all the work and then go once they're napping, then go golf for like four, five hours while they nap for two.
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And then I have to do the rest three hours. But he did everything up until that point.
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Right. So basically like it was her life hack being like, I don't take care of my kids all Saturday, but my husband gets to golf. I got it. I thought it was propaganda because she is in a unique situation, the woman in the reel, because her husband golfs for four hours. My husband has never golfed.
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for four hours in his life he makes it a whole day they go to the spa the locker room they have lunch they go to the range they have cocktails like it's a whole like he loves golf but he loves the whole environment going in and out for a couple of holes that doesn't do it for him you couldn't her husband compromise with him and say like you can golf today but like just 18 holes period like no spa no good she's like I can I
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But then that's not what the lady in the reels was saying. It makes him so happy. I just know she had a fucking gun to her head and he was standing behind the camera with a gun. I didn't like it. Don't send me that propaganda. I didn't like it at all.
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Kyle Juszczyk said he would guess that Aaron Rodgers doesn't have any resentment. It was a pretty routine tackle.
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Extraordinarily helpful, can't thank you guys enough, period.
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Yeah, I mean, it's amazing what you can miss when you don't watch someone's show ever.
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Well, yeah, Aaron, if he did, that we should have known because if Aaron did hate the guy who tackled him, he would have given him a nickname and started hating him, going on Pat McAfee, like dragging him and his family. So we should have known because we didn't hear any of that, that he was probably cool with it.
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Now, there have been a lot of Mason Disick Finsta moments. Are we sure? Is this a verified account?
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I'm so glad Kyle and Kristen thought that was not a dumb question. I was actually feeling major regret and embarrassment.
The Toast
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Fun fact, Kyle Juszczyk went to Harvard. Isn't that crazy?
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You called me fat? I heard fat.
The Toast
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I posted a picture today on my Instagram story of like you and I looking cute to promote the fact that our new theme song is available to stream on music streaming platforms. And I got like a lot of responses from people like, oh my God, slay, jawline. Oh my God, you were so thin.
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Actually, I've seen people like make TikToks and social media posts about things you should never say to a pregnant woman. And I'm like, nobody says that. They fucking do. That's crazy. It was multiple. And maybe people thought it was like a recent photo and they're congratulating me on looking good recently. But it was clearly an old photo.
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I really do. It's fine. You don't have to like, I'm on camera every day. Like I know.
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I don't remember you talking about it a lot, but you like, you did feel this way, but you weren't always talking about it. But were you thinking about it all the time? Cause I think about it pretty much every minute of every day.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
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The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
No, literally, I'd never hear of it outside of you and your family. I leave your house and I leave the Spideyverse. Really? I'm just curious. And I'm not complaining at all because, like, you do an amazing job. But are we, like, now a kids programming update? Like, is this, like, a new category we're covering?
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Like, I understood the Peppa Pig.
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I'm not complaining at all. And I understood, Pep. I understood this one like a little bit less. But again, it maybe just is not my sphere.
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Okay, so all you had to say was that like this is what we were left with on a Friday.
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I'm never going to tell you how to do your job. I was just asking because we haven't had like an offline conversation.
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Listen, I happen to think Spider-Verse is a piece of shit. I hate Spidey. I hate his amazing friends. I hate Ghostbiter. The only one I don't hate is Tracy. I hate the music associated with this show. I hate the books associated with this show. How do you hate the music? Because when I'm at your house, like, actually, do you want to know why? Yeah, I just asked.
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I associate it with my first trimester, like being nauseous. When I was at your house. And your kids are like, let's read the Sandman. Let's read the Sandman. And I just think I automatically feel nauseous. That's why I'm glad I got down to the bottom of it.
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it reminds me of a time where I felt like crap and I was like taking naps and feeling averse to, and then we went to the arrow store and I felt so sick. Like I, I'm associating that negative time with that one book in particular in the Spidey universe in total.
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Oh, please. Like I actually just felt a chunk of food rise in my throat.
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Maybe I'll get over it by then. I don't know.
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I maybe wouldn't have- They're not amazing either. That's the thing. And Aunt May, who's, like, in charge of, like, these three kids, she's never around. She's, like, definitely somebody needs to call CPS. She's always leaving these really young kids- out on their own in really dangerous cities with dangerous criminals like the Goblin.
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And you can also make up a finsta.
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And it's an important like lesson for kids to learn. Like there are repercussions for your actions, but not for the Sandman, not for the Green Goblin. They just get away and they get to do bad things again.
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I'm not familiar with Doc Ock and I'm so glad. Please don't tell me anything more about her.
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A Walk to Remember is being rebooted. That could top Spidey. It could. Although, I don't know how you reboot, like, a movie. You're just making it again?
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And I feel like they're going to make it, like, very modern. Like, instead of having cancer, she's going to have, like, Lyme disease or something, you know? No.
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I often think about that line from A Walk... I mean, I think a lot about A Walk to Remember, but... He was like the wind. I couldn't see him. Her. Actually, he's talking about her after she died. Her love is like the wind. I can't see it, but I can feel it.
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Oh, is it because her dad's a pastor? And then he ends up finding Jesus.
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They're replacing Jesus with manifestation for sure.
The Toast
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Now, who's the young heartthrob? Who's the Shane? That's his name, right?
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Jacob Elordi. Wait, Jackie, it's actually a good call, Noah Centennial, like the bad boy turned priest.
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He's not right for it. No, they're not right for it. You need someone who's, because they're high schoolers. Yeah. but I really like Noah Centineo. And then who's the Mandy Moore? She has to sing and she has to be like this young ingenue. Okay, by the way, that's a really good call. Like, I could see it. She obviously has acting history. She sings, pardulay.
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Yeah, it's giving her character in High School Musical. Yeah. And then who is, like, the really strict dad priest? Dennis Quaid.
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I was gonna say, he's too old to have a daughter in high school. Should it be Mason Disick? Should it be? How old are you when you have a daughter in high school? You're like 40. Yeah. Kind of like the dad a little bit from White Lotus. Claudia, Jason Street. Oh, Scott Porter, yeah.
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Wait, we just absolutely crushed this. And that's like the only other character, right? Like she has the friends, like the mean group of friends, but I don't need to.
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Yeah, yeah. Just that could be like a regular girl.
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wait and wait joshua bassett has to be he could be he could be so down this movie sounds amazing she would kill it the late afternoon yeah like that soundtrack that movie only hope only hope like actually changed our dna cells Yeah.
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I don't, I know the movie was really popular and I know the song was really popular too, but I don't think that particular song had as much of an impact on our generation as it did on us specifically. Like we loved that fucking song.
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my head back down the first time I saw that movie I was choking on my own sobs like I was so upset yeah and that opening scene with that kid at the water tower yeah where he like hits a pipe oh my god just devastating there's a lot of big themes a lot of big reboot news essentially a lot of big reboot news so that's a twofer yeah I love that we'll add it to the to the story are you ready for our fifth and final story it's a little fashion news
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Well, that's always, like, a weird part in Hollywood, when you have, like, children later in life, and then, like, your kids already have kids, so, like, your grandbaby is also your niece, you know?
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And this just proves to you that butt cracks are ugly because models are supposed to have like the most beautiful of everything. And even their butt cracks are ugly. Sometimes it's like, yeah, it's kind of a crazy look, but it looks good on a model. You know, it's not going to look good on a regular person who has like a hairy butt crack. Yeah. And so it doesn't even look good on models.
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This doesn't bode well. The only time I've ever enjoyed seeing crack, and I didn't even see crack, is when Hailey Bieber wore like that really low dress. Yeah, fake crack. but it was like a fake, and they put like a diamond thong in it. That was really party, but we didn't see her butt crack, so my point stands. Butt cracks are not attractive.
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Even of the elite fashion European, your butt cracks are just as ugly as mine. It makes me feel good that I don't have like a particularly ugly butt crack. I kind of have like a big crack.
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deep oh well that that is not visible to the eye yeah no it kind of it's something you need to feel to believe right which obviously i have okay show it off Pop off, crack. Pop off, cracktia. And I feel like the fashion community, like, they're always trying to, like, push boundaries. And they do, like, radical things. And it's always applauded as, like, art or whatever.
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And I kind of love that this happened. And the fashion editors and the people at large are not down for it.
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What's next? Labia. La vagina plasti.
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What's next? Dong. Like, you seriously live on a different planet. Dong? And I think you're getting confused because I think you're thinking of schlong. I think I'm thinking of dong. You're thinking of like dick and schlong. Dong. Dong meaning... Is it there? No.
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Penis dong. Penis is here. Okay. I think you meant schlong because I think you're just getting lucky.
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Yeah, I actually like the energy that schlong emits. It's very like schlong.
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Yeah, right. I'm thinking of, of course, like a bell.
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I think you should take the W and just run with it.
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Shall we dive into the Southern Charm recap where you just pretty much tell me everything that happens? I also can't believe last week you did not bring up the scene because it came up for me all over social media and like now I'm obsessed with it. The scene where Shep has like the actual balls to recite to Austin the text message he wrote to Sienna. Is that her name? Yeah.
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Courtney, having children, like, 16 years apart is... Biblical.
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Um, and like the pure cringe of that moment, like the, the, the verbal diarrhea and then like Austin's reaction. It was so funny.
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No, and we're all just like doing life for the first time.
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It's also just annoying in a situation like this. Like why don't we all sit around, watch the tape and then we can talk about it again. Cause like spending time remembering is so annoying.
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So that's not a story by any means. I just felt like I had to speak on it.
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This isn't the life for you. Yeah.
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Thanks so much for keeping me up. I literally like, I watched the show. Do you know what I mean?
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And she was on Watch What Happens Live, asked about it. Cause they were spotted out at Nobu. And she was like, like, yeah, we went to Nobu, but his friend was there. His assistant was there. Like it wasn't the two of us. She didn't say it wasn't a date though. She just said we weren't alone.
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And we're totally due for Queenie and Weenie of the Week, our final segment of the week where Jackie and I like to just sort of take a look at the week at a glance, give out two awards, Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week. They're pretty self-explanatory. Did you act like a Queenie this week and did you act like a Weenie this week?
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If you did, you might find yourself here on the toast at the end of Friday's episode as a Queenie of the Week. So for Queenie, I think it's pretty obvious. I think we could say on the count of three who our Queenie is. One, two, three. Three.
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Becca, yeah. The toaster who wrote and won our theme song competition series. I feel like her work was finally put on display this week. Our vocal abilities obviously were kind of like sub-Queenies. But she really did exactly what we were looking for. People are loving it. And we wouldn't have had this amazing week without Becca. Yeah.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
If true, it's a beautiful story.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I'm glad we agree. I think we might agree on Weenie too. My Weenie of the Week. And I think that people are going to be shocked. But listen, I am a woman enough to admit, like having four DUIs is definitely, will get you nominated for Weenie of the Week. Karen Huger, I'm glad she's paying the price. But I also don't think I knew that. that she had four.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I didn't even know that this wasn't her first. So if she had just gotten a DUI, would she have been my weenie of the week? Maybe not, but that's because she's on that list. But with her fourth... That's really uncool. Like I'm woman enough to say that.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
You're kind of lost without it.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Yeah, we will. Oh, I've been looking for this. We'll be lost in the butt cracks of history.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
This chair is very deep. I do wonder what is inside of them. Correct. And on that note, thank you so much for a pargy week. And thank you so much for listening to the Toast the Millennium Morning Show where we deliver the fast five stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching this on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
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The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I had kind of like an experience last night. Kind of a frustrating one. Okay, share your truth. You know, Jackie and I are very proud Jewesses. And just like a fun part of our religion is like a deep sense of superstition. Right. And I kind of like that about us. Like we don't really plan for the future. It's like it's not something I take umbrage with in my religion. You know, there's something.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
It will be on all the streaming services. In due time. Yes, like they're all being processed. But if I went up first and thank God, because I think that's the most important one. So your kids can stream it in the car.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
But well, when you're trying to plan for your future with as a pregnant lady, like it's definitely inconvenient. And last night for the first time, I was like, oh, my God, I don't even have like. a napkin, like I don't have anything in my house.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
And when you go on TikTok and there are girls who are like the same stage of pregnancy as you doing nursery reveals, and like you seriously don't even own a crib, it's jarring. And so I don't need a crib, obviously, but I was just like last night, like maybe I should just like make a plan, you know, not buy anything. Right, like grab a neighbor, grab a snack, make a plan, not buy anything.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Then, you know, once I started, I got like really crazy.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I ended up designing on Canva my whole nursery and I haven't bought anything and I will not buy anything and I will not do anything. But let me tell you, it's so party. It's so aesthetic. It's so aesthetic. I'm so proud of myself repurposing a lot of the furniture that's already in my home because I'm really not in the mood to like spend money.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
You know, this is already going to be an expensive venture of my life. Like I don't need before the kid even gets here to like be spending money. So. I was on these room renovator design AI websites trying to come up. When I came up with this, I'm not going to share it because that's giving Kanai Nahara superstition vibes. And I'm not buying anything.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
But I feel good knowing when the time comes to buy, I know exactly what I'm buying. I don't have to spend time planning. It's just a click of a button.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Now, it goes without saying, like, I think designing a girl nursery is so much more fun. Although, I love where I ended up. And there are less obvious themes when it comes to boys. Like, you can't have, like, a monster truck themed nursery. nursery. But I was like looking at inspo pics on social media and like the girly ones with like the cute, like pink wallpaper. Like it's so cute.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Would you have extras by the way? I could spray paint them blue.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Yeah. Oh, I think that's a party idea. I like that.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I do need to have a nod to the toast in there. I didn't throw that in my canvas design yet. I'll get on it.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
So many. And then I also put together, you could put together like a private Amazon cart.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Because I wanted to put all these things in my cart. I'm obviously not buying them. Yeah. But when the time comes, I'd like to be able to just buy my cart, but I don't want them sitting in my cart for the next couple weeks.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
So I made a private curt. I need to run it by you, obviously. It's just so crazy, because when I need something as an adult, I need a towel. I get it on Amazon, right? Whenever you need anything.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Okay, fine, fine, fine, fine. Not towels. So I need a nail file. I get one on Amazon, okay? Yeah, yeah. And like, I understand why people get so crazy. Am I like the mama industry? Cause I think I'm so chill. I'm like the top seller on Amazon works for me. And then I'm like, does it? I don't know. Where has this elephant towel been? Like, it was so cute on the kid, but I'm like, I don't know.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
It wasn't in like some of the brand names were giving like AI generated mom cozy, you know?
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Correct. Happy Fridays. You'll be able to say like, Alexa, play Toast theme song because it's going to be on Amazon Music. It's going to be, I think, on like Google, whatever. So whatever.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I don't know, I'm feeling like I understand why people get so crazy with just like every little product, because I'm so chill, right? I was like putting shit in my car and I'm like, oh, this is totally like filled with chemicals, you know?
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
But like, what about the thread count?
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Like I found myself thinking really critically.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I found myself thinking really critically about like random things. And you know what else I found out?
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Yeah, but it doesn't have the little ears.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
No, no, I remember bathing your children in that like gray elephant and it was the highlight of my life. It's too cute. I'm not giving up on that. Except can we talk about like a newborn baby towel? Like even the shit on Amazon, like the crap from Mom Cozy China for one towel, $26. Like, hello? It's a washcloth.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
No, they're taking advantage of, like, mamas who are unwell.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Correct. But you also don't. You also don't.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Yeah, I know, but that's so not happening. I can barely make it to work. Like, let's be real.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I feel like up until this point, I'm like so chill. Like, no, I don't need things. And it's like, why? This is my first, like I can be crazy with my first child. No, like I just, I want stuff.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
No, no, furniture I'm not spending money on. Like that's the prices for some of these things. Like it's actually disgraceful.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Oh, that's actually really confusing. We'll have to. We might have to change that episode title.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I didn't say that because I picked out my changing table yesterday.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Yeah, no, I picked it out. It's from Pottery Barn. It's part two.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Yeah, I honestly got a great tip because, you know, they make gliders. I was talking to this. The legs going up is super important, right? And they make the manual and they make the electric. Yeah, but I'm like, why would anybody not get the electric? And then I was talking to my friend Margo and she didn't get the electric. She's super religion.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Like, is it because you don't want to use electricity on Shabbat? She was like, not really. Like, it hinders where you can put the chair in the room because you need an outlet. And I realized that the room that I'm using for a nursery has seriously one outlet. I have to get the manual.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Oh silly, yeah that's problems. I like how they make baby gliders with Bluetooth speakers and chargers like Lazy Boy. You don't need that. They have a cooler.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
No, but you know what I did find out? Like fun fact, and I feel like people probably know this, but I'm obviously like new here. But if you don't, your breast pump is covered by insurance. Mine was $4.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
No, no, I just checked what my insurance covered on the website. And you got to go blue Spectra, not pink Spectra. Of course, blue spectra.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
You should be able to be cooking and be like Alexa. Like we can't interfere with that.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Do you know that there's a blue spectra in this very room that I sit in? You must have left it at one of the studios. Like you bought an extra one to pump with.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Can you share breast pumps? Yes, you can.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
So this could be my work, my work pump.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Oh, you left a broken one here.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Got it. Got it. Well, I love that because it was $300 on Amazon. I'm like, well, obviously I'm not going to forego a breast pump, but I'm like, damn, that's just funny. It's funny what costs a lot and what doesn't cost a lot.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
No. And you know what else was covered by my insurance that comes with my spectra? 400 bags. God willing, I should make so much milk that I use the bags.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Oh, I don't, but it's free. I couldn't choose a different amount.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
It was automatically added when you put in the blue spectra.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Okay, but maybe I'll be a super supplier.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I don't know. Because yeah, like Tarte Cosmetics, you can buy brands on, but I don't know this brand.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I know, with kids stuff, especially newborn stuff, like I'm not embracing my inner cheapo.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
It's made of mesh, like the mesh lining. Yeah, but what's the base? Fabric. The legs are wood. It kind of doesn't look so bad. I'll send you a link. Okay, send me a link. I don't think I can, in good faith, have my best happy from TikTok shop.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
No, but it's what it is. I don't know. It's what TikTok shop represents.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
No, but I'm going to get it. But a bassinet that you can't see through, it seems really crazy to me. No?
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
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The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
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The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
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The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
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The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
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The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
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The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Right, right. Well, here's the thing. Timeline of Kelly's divorce was post Kelly Clarkson show like or she got divorced before even getting the pilot.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
It was a long divorce because it was messy financially.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Right. When did they officially like stop being husband and wife?
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Okay, I mean, two things to say. One, we'll get into the salaciousness of that strange comment, but major kudos to Kelly. A thousand episodes for a talk show is a huge milestone, especially because every single talk show fails. They never get off the ground. You get one season. A success is considered if you get a second season.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
When you think of all the greats who, no disrespect to them, have just failed at this particular medium, Kelly's a queen.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Oh, so sorry to have been such a disruption in your lovely day.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yeah, I think it's also still currently at its peak. So I don't even think she would end it.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
No, NBC loves her. She is the face of the network. She keeps getting better time slots, better studios. They keep giving her Rockefeller's tree. Like they love her. It's a great gig for her, too, because she gets to do like supplemental stuff within NBC, like the tree lighting. She gets to like, you know, do the voice. If you want to do that. Those high paying gigs. That sounds like fun.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
You know, my dream job is to be like a judge on a singing show.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
No, they sing plenty. Those judges always find a way to make it about themselves. Not only on The Voice, they have quarterly performances where the four of them sing together. That's one of my favorites. When Reba, Niall, John Legend, and Gwen Stefani. I've been running down the road trying to loosen my... Niall Horan and Reba were like... they were vibing so hard, like I ship, you know?
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
And they always like, then they get up, they do a duet, you know, with their contestant. They're like, oh, you're on my team, we'll sing together. There are plenty of opportunities for them to get on stage. And I just love hearing people sing and I love telling them that they could do better, you know? It's just my dream job. So sorry, not to make Kelly's story about me. Congrats, Kelly.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
And it wasn't like it was the most pleasant divorce. The money stuff, the custody stuff.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
All right, so I won't, like, you know, dilly-dally, wasting time talking about her self.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yeah, the album came out and that kind of felt like a bookend, you know? It was talking about the highs and lows, but overall, like, she's a queen and she's Kelly and, like, we're moving on. Miss moving on.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
What's going on in Kelly's life? I don't know. She's such a unique celebrity that we actually don't know a lot about her personal life because she spends her days talking to others and letting them talk about themselves.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
She does. She likes like an industry business person. She's got her head on straight. Correct. Do you think Kelly has a boyfriend?
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
She lives in New York now. So a New York, you know, businessman. No, but not too slick. No, not too slick. I mean, when you live in L.A. or when she was in Nashville, it's like easy to find people in the industry who aren't like famous, but who work in the industry and like get, you know, understand your lifestyle in New York.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Like there's not so much like Hollywood industry people, you know, which is good. Yeah, so maybe she, I think she lives outside of the city, I would imagine, with her kids.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Love, who has a hedge fund, but he doesn't have to go in every day.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yeah, maybe they met at the country club. That's like so something. Like Kelly would take her kids. There's like pumpkin painting at the country club and he's there just having lunch after golf.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Like he's a little bit older. His kids are like high school, college age and they live with their mother and they have a really good relationship.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Not only that, like Kelly actually has too much going on. I actually don't think her plate can handle being an active step-mom.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Cause you know, she would want to give it her all.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
No, she can't. She's too busy. Yeah, it's true.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
She really does. I went a couple of weeks ago, and it's, like, the Shannon I know. She tells a lot of stories, like, from her past. I think really before we knew her.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
The crazy part about this is that there's no reason it should flop. And I know it's too soon to tell. It came out last night. But there has been no hype. No one's talking about it. Betty Blanco is like a certified hit maker. Everything he touched turns to gold. Every relevant person in the music space was tagged in her Instagram thanking them.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Like she had collabs, songwriters, the best of the best. Nobody moved.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I did. But at the end of the day, like I judge music and its success based on how much I hear it without trying to. Right. I don't actively sit down and listen to a lot of music, but I know it because it plays at the radio. It plays on Dwayne Reed. It mostly plays on TikTok on social media.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yeah, she's like a homesteading trad wife. We're on the same journey very much. And I can't really picture her being that way, but like I also can.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
You can know music without ever actively seeking it out. And I think that's the sign of like an actual successful song. And there, I don't know what, she did nothing wrong. Like it was very smart of her to work with Betty Blanco. It was very smart of her to bring on the best of the best songwriters and Gracie Abrams. Everything she touches right now turns to gold. She's headlining Lollapalooza.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I don't know what it says about her, the music part of her career that nobody cares about.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
They love her. But right now she's like beloved for her acting and her makeup.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
The interesting thing about Selena's career is that like she's the most followed person on social media. She's huge. All from what? Like being a Disney star turned pop star. But her pop star career, and I feel like I only really realized this when I watched her documentary, was very short-lived. Yeah, yeah. She hasn't been a pop star for a really long time.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
And then even after like she stopped being like a touring pop star, she would like release a song a year like... Who's gonna walk? It was just one song at a time. Yeah, like a collab.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
There's also a lot going on with her, Hailey, and Justin on the internet right now. I have not gotten down to the bottom of it. It's all started with this seven-part TikTok series. I don't know enough about it. I am far too sound of mind an individual to get in the weeds on this. I've said it once, I'll say it again. Leave Hailey Bieber the fuck alone. I'm so sick of it for her.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I don't know who started it. I don't know. Oh, she's a stalker. She posted a childhood photo and then Hailey posted a childhood photo. Like, stop it. Stop it. I really, I can't fucking take it anymore.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Friday. Happy Friday.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
No, and not only that, they have a baby together. At what point? Because it was like when they got married. At no point. Right, this will shut everyone up.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I don't understand either. It's so crazy. And anybody who participates in this like Jelena stand-up is such a low IQ individual and really sick in the head mentally. And you need to seek help. I'm not participating.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I'm not, like, you're not going to get me to watch a seven-part TikTok series. I'm just not.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yeah, and it's, again, if Selena is of, you know, Mexican descent, if she said something in Spanish and then Haley copied it, maybe I would think that's weird. Saying okie-dokie is, everyone says that. That's what, everything is like a stretch. You're like, well, Haley posted a picture of her as a child right after Selena did. I posted one too. Like, wow. These are unoriginal, not unique things.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Well, if you're going to talk about like your TNN talent, I'll talk about mine.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I'm really sick for Hailey Bieber. Like I've had enough.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Even though I saw Okie Dokie. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Well, they've been teasing a special project and they said by the time this episode comes out, they will have announced it on Instagram so we can talk about the big secret reveal for the good guys is that Drake Bell is on the podcast on Monday. He's actually on Monday and Thursday of next week. It was like two and a half hours. So they had to split it up into two episodes.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
And let me tell you, Ben was supposed to fly out there and he got really sick. That's the sickness that got me sick. So we ended up doing it remotely, which I actually think was better. He was very much like a, almost like a mediator between the two. And when he got home, it was like, it's kind of like this heaviness on him. I'm like, well, how was it? He was like, honestly, everyone was crying.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
We had to like stop at certain points because like the producers were crying. The guy in New York was crying. The guy in LA was crying. It was just like very emotional. And Ben was like, you know, Ben, you said it best. And I have been cracking up thinking about it, that Ben is Forrest Gump.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. It sounds like she doesn't have a type, although it sounds like her type might be celebrities. Yeah. Which I so admire and respect.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yes, yes. And it's so true. Like how Ben kind of, not facilitated because like, he had nothing to do with getting Drake on the show, but the conversation, how he found himself in the middle of what is such an important cultural moment is so crazy to me. And I cannot wait for everybody to see it. It's so, Drake is so cute.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Like he got super dressed up and I was like, Ben was like, it was so emotional. I'm like, well, what part of it was emotional? And I don't want to spoil it, but Ben was just like, it's so clear. Like Drake loves Josh so much. And I think that they really, um,
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
have a different like experience when i hear pete davidson has a girlfriend i literally don't care i know you don't with each girlfriend i have started to care less and less and less and like i think where he lost me completely was chase suey wonders like who i really thought that like that was going to be the one and then before that that was clearly like a dark time for him like he was struggling with i think like his various drove into that house
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Well, he doesn't have them removed. I was so confused. No, but, like, look at his arm. His chest is busy. I know. But him at the beach, the picture of him and his girl, I was like, is this an old photo?
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
When he did the Reformation shoot and that, like, showcased his new, was he wearing a shirt?
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Right, because was he totally shirtless? He definitely wasn't wearing a shirt. So, right, I wasn't the only one who was confused when they saw this photo, correct?
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Right, let me look at the reformation thing. No, he was wearing, no, he was wearing nothing on top and he was bare.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yeah, of course. But I thought the photo shoot was like to show off his new untatted body. And you're telling me it's fake?
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
No, but the ad with Reformation was like a coming out party for his new body.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. I like it because it showed us like in the midst of him getting them removed. If they wanted to just cover up his tattoos for any old photo shoot, like fine. But this was like we heard he was getting his tattoos removed. We hadn't seen him in a while. And then he has this big reformation shoot to show it off. And it's fake.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yeah. So I really stopped caring about Pete Davidson's dating life after Kim Kardashian. Like I was into Ariana Grande. I liked the Kate Beckinsale. Kim was obviously like a journey of fun and love. I didn't, I stopped caring like after that. Yeah. Who, and then who else has it been since then? He did, I don't know. Since then he was with Kaya Gerber. But I think she was early on.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
thought the other had ill will against them, but they now know in hindsight they were both going through a lot at the time of the show and then after the show. Right, so it's kind of been like this 20-year journey that they're now kind of coming full circle on. They talk about everything.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Aren't you embarrassed? Yeah. To be like so unoriginal.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
First of all, everyone thinks they're going to be the girl to change a guy. Yeah. Like baseline. And even if they don't, like why not have fun for three months with this guy who obviously is a huge wiener, you know?
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
And like not to be that girl and like make everything about me and say I'm not like other girls. But and obviously I'm married. But if Pete Davidson wanted to date me. You think you could change him? No. I would literally say no.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Like I don't think he's cute. And all the beautiful women around him haven't changed that for me.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
And maybe it's because he's such an unserious dater. Like I was saying, I have started to understand Timothee Chalamet on a looks level a little bit more because there's honestly something very attractive about a guy who loves one girl.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Do you know what I mean? And like being a stable force in a woman's life, to me, that's attractive. Bopping around every three months, like to me, that makes you uglier. I agree. Sorry, I just kind of crave security and stability.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
like financially what this means because she is like not only the star but like the creator producer writer of like one of the most successful cable tv shows like she's definitely raking it in right now better to get out early 2021 so i'm sure they had a prenup you think was the show on then yeah i think so because i remember before that i don't think she had much to protect i think prenup and who knows what he does kevin j anik
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
He didn't look successful. Do you know what I mean?
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
No, they have like a twinkle in their eye. Okay, Abbott Elementary started, oh, December 2021. So I guess when they were engaged, like she knew that she was getting a show. They didn't know it was going to be so popular, but fine.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Oh, wow. Yeah, wait, what's his name? Let's see if he is successful.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I would say Anique. Thank you, People Magazine. They got engaged in 2020. They've kept their relationship private. Yeah, we know. He's very supportive, and they filed for divorce. What a shit article. Like, thanks.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yeah, no, Ben said it was very healing. Like, it was very heavy. And they had fun afterwards. And Ben, like, you know, his first question, he, like, is obsessed with the theme song. And he had to ask Drake, like, a million questions about it. Ben lived out his childhood dream. Like, there was a lot of healing going on. We talked about trauma.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Like, what does he do? Okay, let me, Kevin Anick, job.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
offensive to read that they met through a mutual friend they've attended only a handful of public events together jay is known as the most supportive man queen has ever known unemployed he's got a lot of time to be supportive let me tell you if he had like a big success it would have come up in one of those articles
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
oh posting up that's yeah that's doing the paperwork after you get married yeah well she hit it big after they got married and even though that's like I don't that sounds really awkward I don't know how you bring that up in a happy marriage no of course good I respect her doing that like that you got to protect your assets when you come into that sort of situation but it doesn't bode well in the moment for the marriage like oh I'm having all the success what should I do first protect my money for my husband
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yeah. So true. But you think he would have worked harder at making the marriage work if he knew like what was riding on the marriage, not only like love and happiness, but you know, the roof over his head.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yeah. And you like you, they kind of succumb to their unemployment.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Especially if he's a jealous person too. Some people really can be genuinely happy for others. Like especially if it's their partner that they love. Some people really can't.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
But Ben Soffer's experience was fulfilling a lifelong childhood dream.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
They see it as a reflection of their own failure.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I know, like family money. Yeah. They would have said it. Trust me, he ain't. I never heard of Anique Industries, you know? Anique Global? Oh, actually, it rings a bell. Should we dive into Queenie and Weenie, our final segment of the week? Yeah.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
going to do queenie and weenie of the week you guys the segment we do here every friday at the end of the episode is a way to just sort of wrap up the week take a look at the week out of a glance and give out two awards it's actually four awards because jackie and i both give out two so we each are going to give out a queenie of the week and a weenie of the week and it's exactly as it sounds did you act like a queenie this week did you act like a weenie this week it's not that serious it's a seven day title you can be queenie one week we need the next it's yet to happen to really anyone um but it's
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Now, I think this will come as a shock to nobody. I'm going to go first with my queenie. My queenie of the week is Sojourner Truth. I'm embarrassed to admit I just started to really get to know her story.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
But you know what? I was meant to come to it in this way on this platform. And she's a queenie.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Oh, no, you know what they did do? I don't want to spoil it. Did they do Megan? I'm sure that they did, but they also like reenacted a scene that they both happened to just like memorize. It's from the Amanda show. That's where they met. They talked about the Amanda show too. And this thing they were like known for, I forget what it was.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
And honestly, when you like call me cojourner's truth, like I should only be so lucky to carry the name of such a brave, powerful woman. Honestly, a woman.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
And not her literally also having a brain aneurysm a couple of months ago and a tumor while she gave birth.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
No, and everybody's just being mean to her. All the time. About Snow White.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I mean, that's big of you, but there can never be. Once again, can never be me. I actually had two weenies. Like, I still have many to choose from. No, because they're both directly correlated to something that happened to me. Like, they wouldn't be a weenie to you. Now, I'm not going to say the name of my weenie.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Okay. You want me to tell you the other one? Sure. I had a viral TikTok a couple of days ago and it was just like, why is everybody always like wanting to go for walks? Like, can we stop? No, I don't. Stop asking me that. I don't want to go for walks. And the comment sections like did not pass the vibe check. They're like, what are you talking about? Walks are amazing.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
They're free and good for your mental health. Like, shut up. I was making a joke. Okay. So I was just like, the comment section was my weenie, but that's not what I chose. That's not what I chose. Okay. My weenie, the one that I actually chose, it is a person. I'm not going to say the person's name, and I'm not going to be annoying. Try and figure it out. It doesn't matter. It's not the point.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
This has happened to me a couple of times in the past when I was very overweight. People who are professional trainers, nutritionists, reaching out and offering their services, when I never made it clear that I was interested in taking on a trainer. Do you know what I mean? Okay.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
message from like an Instagram famous like dietitian being like would love to work with you privately or publicly like whatever you want to help you out like what makes you think I need help like I did I did I say do I put out the energy that I'm looking for a dietitian And to offer your services to like a pregnant person, bitch, get the fuck away from me.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
No, the trainer thing. Jackie, my whole personality when I was overweight was like I hated...
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
They both remembered it like verbatim and they acted it out. I'm telling you, Ben's offer was in heaven.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
working out i hated eating healthy like why you would offer your services like fuck off yeah well they maybe just like weren't doing enough research but that's not the point i think that's not the point of my weenie out that message to like every fame is like extremely you're getting stuck on the not not weed that's not who my weenie is i was just saying so vended i was just saying that it used to happen to me okay what about the current situation that i'm talking about is she crazy why would you want a dietician when you're pregnant
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Leave me alone. It wasn't even, like, after. It was, like, we can get started whenever. Are you sure?
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
She didn't mention it, but this is a person who has, like, followed and DMed me for a really long time because I scrolled up. So, like, you're aware of my comings and goings. Stupid. Yeah, so am I being overly sensitive or is that weenie-like behavior?
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I think if you have like health, if you have gestational diabetes or if you have like certain restrictions or you need to.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
No, I don't think it's a common thing. For just people who don't have like any sort of restrictions or whatever.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Here's how she could do that. She could Venmo me $10,000 for my time and damages.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Oh, we've never said this, but it does go without saying that Queenie is a purchasable title.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Oh, no, no, no. More. And you have to make a donation to the Mark Schoenweber Holocaust Education Foundation and then match that in a fee to Jackie and I. Yeah.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Because we are expensive, but we can be bought.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I also think it's a great like end of the story. I think Drake Bell has kind of reemerged in the last year. I think we all understand him a little bit better now. And there was this question about like, well, what does this mean for Drake and Josh?
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Why do you keep lowering our rate? Five grand for weaning?
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Five grand for a weaning. That's our show, you guys. That's really funny. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast the Millennium Morning Show, where we deliver the fastest stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. If you're watching us on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up.
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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
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The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Hope you guys have an amazing weekend, whether you're doing the most like Jax or quite literally not getting out of bed like me. They're both valid, valid experiences, and they're your experience, and they're your lived experience, so enjoy it. We love you. We'll see you on Monday.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
And I can't speak for Josh, but I imagine it was difficult to not want to like step on Drake's toes when, you know, last year, everybody's sort of coming to to know Drake's story. And there was a questions about Josh. And so I think this was a really good way of them sitting down and having that conversation.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yeah, I saw a picture of like Drake and Josh after they filmed. Like I was seriously not okay. It's so crazy. So that comes out on Monday on the Good Guys podcast and Thursday. And then Jackie obviously makes a cameo. Megan.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yes, it was all very like sweet, earnest, not snarky. I think our audience kind of more so agreed with me that Amanda's post was not even remotely snarky, but there's a chance that Megan's was.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
She wants to walk her through this dark time.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
No, I said the same thing to Amanda. I said, maybe I'm just negative, but like, I actually cannot see a world in which there wasn't like a little bit of sass here.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
But also something I've learned from the show and just like getting to know Megan, not super well, but better in the last couple of weeks and months, is that she kind of has like a quirky personality. So it's possible that her attempt at like a joke or like a sweetness type of thing is falling flat for me. Maybe I'm not understanding it.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yep. But it is single-handedly the craziest thing that's happened this year. We actually have a lot to do today. We have Queenie and Weenie of the Week. You watched Southern Charm finale. Lots to discuss.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Right, right. Bus club, another club bus with the kids.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
So the SCQ will suffer, but your mental health will not.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I watched a recap from one of my favorite like Bravo TikTokers today because I wanted to like, you know, show up a little prepared. And the Vanita, like the other Castmates stuff kind of went over my head because I need more explanation. And the thing I was really focused on was the conversation between Austin, Craig, and Shep at the end where they pick up cameras.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
And he said everything that was like teased thus far is really what the meat and potatoes was. There was nothing new, nothing fresh.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
The interesting part were like Craig's disposition at the time was like, you know, very not angry, sad, confused. He had offered to move to New York for her. We knew that. And ultimately when she broke up with him, she was like, if you did that, like you would come to hate me and resent me. And maybe it would like make you happy in that moment, but not for the rest of our lives.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
That's tough. I'm sorry. I'll be doing like quite literally not a thing this weekend.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
And I actually think that's a fair thing to say. So it wasn't like very contentious or drama filled. It was, I feel like what we've been saying now, like the resounding theme here is sad.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
But for me, for the weenie of the week, I'm kind of using it as an opportunity to talk to you about something that happened to me. And I need you to be my sounding board and let me know if like I'm being sensitive. OK.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Let's just back it up really quickly. For anybody who's new here, Jackie and I, we have a Patreon. It's patreon.com slash the toast. You get five extra episodes a month for $7 and 99 cents. It's a great way to support the toast and also get to know us a little bit better. We talk a lot. More like behind the scenes stuff. We do stuff on business. We do vlogs. Our husbands. People love it.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
It's kind of like an amazing thing. You can join anytime. And once you do join, you get access to every episode we've ever done. Like The Greats, The Great Chili Cook-Off, whatever. And we do a kind of, I would say, quarterly installment called Naggy Bitch Wife where people write in and I'm like... am I being an Aggie bitch wife or is my husband wrong?
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
And we often share our own, like when Ben wipes down the counters with a dish rag instead of a paper towel, like the bane of my existence. And Jackie was like, okay, am I being an Aggie bitch wife? And she shared something with me and it was kind of the first time ever where I was like, I think you are being an Aggie bitch wife.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
And honestly, I'm worried about her. She's drinking. She's on drugs. You should be worried about me. She's out late.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Like I think your husband is actually, I hate to say these words, not doing anything wrong.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
The waiting is definitely annoying. And, but what I had said is that like, I should be offering him and I'm
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
When you open the console as the passenger princess, especially for gum, it is kind of on you to offer it to every other adult passenger. I understand. Especially the driver.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Oh, my God. Wait. Thank you so much for reminding me. I have to tell you about something that's going on on TikTok.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
It's, it's like, it's like baby company. It's baby company drama.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
And I found myself on it because very unfortunately I keep getting targeted for this bassinet that they're selling on TikTok shop. They're like, obviously would never buy like a bassinet on TikTok shop. Let me tell you, we keep saying like, I'm having a hard time finding a bassinet. It's exactly what I need.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
a bassinet on wheels that i can see through it has like it can change levels it can rock back and forth if you wanted to you can move the wheels um and i'm like kind of thinking about buying this bassinet from tiktok shop i don't know it just it feels wrong i don't know whatever but so now i'm like on this side of tiktok and do you know the snoo s-n-o-o yeah okay everybody knows the snoo okay so the company that manufactures the snoo is called happiest baby
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
And they have found themselves in major drama. Ready? I'm going to tell you what happened. So there was an influencer. I don't know her name. I'm so sorry because I'm new here. She was pregnant and I think she got gifted a snoo, bassinet. And I don't know exactly what happened. I know she went into labor and she ended up losing her baby. And the company reached out asking for the bassinet back.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Wow. And we only know this because the influencer who has not been online at all, her sister was like on social media, just like posting some stuff about, you know, her sister and prayers or whatever. And she was just like, not to be like that girl, but like so unbelievably shocked that I think the company is called Happiest Baby.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
like asked my sister for the bassinet back meanwhile like some of the other partners like factor meals has not stopped sending meals for my sister like everybody's rallying around supporting her and now people are like burning their snoo bassinets the company has responded and basically was like oh um we just wanted to remove like a trigger for her like maybe coming home the bassinet would have been triggering i don't know it's kind of crazy that's really messy i'm like i know
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
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The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
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The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
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The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
We have so much TV to recap today. We do. We have the Fast Five stories. I am pretty much, I want to say like sub 30 minutes all caught up on the pod episodes of Love is Blind. That's so crazy.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Oh, that's so funny. I saw the vision board, obviously, because Meghan's content is the first thing that pops up for me. And I didn't... receive it as a product tease. I actually didn't even know what I was looking at.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
How many ways can you eat a carrot? What kind of business are you in? What kind of business y'all in? Is this a food company?
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Okay, like now we've entered Chewgalicious territory. Chewgalicious millennial.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Oh, risque, Megan. Now, I'm obviously left with questions.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I saw Sienna was also making some news. Did you see her TikToks? She's like sharing receipts, Whitney text messages. She's like all on TikTok. No. That's why for like the Southern Charm stan in you, you need to get on TikTok. What is she saying? What does she have to prove? You know, this is like not English to me because I don't watch the show. So I don't know. But everyone was talking about it.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I really don't know what to say. Did you see the company that's also named as ever, like getting involved? That's like so classic.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Do you know that that company went out of business?
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Yeah. When Hailey Bieber announced her skincare line, like this dress company named R-H-O-D-E was like, that's our name. And people don't understand that you actually can have the same name for a company if the companies sell different things. So Megan's trademark on as ever jams or whatever the hell it is, does not infringe on as ever NYC, which is like a jacket company.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Yeah, but they're like obviously like loving being the victims, like posting on social media as road did the dress company as well. It's kind of people's favorite tropes to play into on social media. Like a celebrity stole my brand.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Yeah, for sure. I do feel like it's a trope that's getting a little tired, at least for me.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Unless it's like your name, like Monique Lulier. No, like your first and last name, Monique Lulier. Like, okay, that one you can have.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
But they can't. That's the point. If they're doing the same category. And that's tough. Now, this vision board for me did not really help in what I'm seeking, which is clarity on what the hell this brand is, because it's kind of giving hodgepodge.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
A lot of produce, no meat. Think about how much money went into this one particular post in terms of creative agencies that they hired, social media strategy companies, social media managers, actually physically making the board. And it makes me sad because I don't know what the intended effect was, but it's not reading, at least for me. But sound off in the comments.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
How did you interpret this kind of Picasso thing?
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
And... Can you make a prediction? Like, is this a jam company? Is that what it's supposed to be the whole time? It's not just jam.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Oh, W-A-R. I thought you were about to ask me a question.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
With Love. I don't know. With Ever As Love Megan. I'm stumped. And I don't think that was the intended effect. That's the thing. I think that they hired all these different social media companies to tell us what's going on.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
And I think what she wanted to share was like text messages from Whitney.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Is that why you started a podcast with me? Stay close to people who remind you of sunshine?
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Me in my dark sunglasses, my black shirt, my black hair, my black pants. You feel like sunshine.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
It was Megan in the kitchen with a knife. With a carrot.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Like maybe it wasn't just like a match on Raya.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I love this for so many reasons. One, like the Gossip Girl connection between Kristen Bell and do you think they ever met like during the Gossip Girl days?
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I'll download and send it to you. Somebody please tag me in it and I'll send it to Jackie.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Yeah, because Kristen Bell was just doing voiceover work. So she probably was never on set. She was like in LA. So there's like that millennial connection. Of course, it's her husband's show. Also, these two people just lost their house. Like they kind of need work.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Oh, you didn't watch it? No. That's so weird of you.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
You literally talked about it yesterday. I know. No, you have to watch it. I told you, it was really cute and good.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I can tell you it was good. I really enjoyed it.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
The thing is, what mood are you in? You're so unpredictable. If you watch it with your husband, I think your husband would really like it. My husband liked it, too. I don't know. You're so unpredictable. You're kind of just like this firecracker.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Because we're so protective and critical of anything that represents Judaism in modern media, because it's overwhelmingly bad. But I trust Aaron Foster. And obviously, if it was my show, I could have made different things about the Judaism. But overall, it wasn't offensive at all. And I thought it painted us in a nice light.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
No, no, I think you'll like it. And I'm looking forward to season two as well.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Yeah, and their podcast really takes off over the course of the show. So now they're big time magazine editors.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
life imitating art also i like that leighton meester is joining the show because now she's gonna be forced to do press with her husband and like we get nothing from them they're like so private um and now they're probably gonna be doing like junkets and things yeah and then well and then miles fowler is the other person who was cast and he is um a matzo ballers teammate who gets set up with morgan who's justine loop from succession and luckiest girl alive who is she in luckiest girl alive
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
best friend in the city oh yeah so he's playing someone who dates her set gets set up who knows what happens okay okay and matzo ballers is that like their bowling league uh is that his teammate that's not a basketball oh yeah yeah he plays like intramural that was funny yeah that's so classic like jewish guy playing intramural league at like a local high school basketball 100 yeah i forgot about the matzo ballers yeah my husband is a matzo baller it's called hail the league
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Well, there's two. There's Hale and Rael, the two different Jewish schools. Ben, you're actually, the thing that I said is that. So there's the Alumni Intramural League, Hale, for two different schools, Hale and Rael. Ben went to Hale. I went to Rael. And if you're an alumni of that school, you can join the league. And as an alumni husband, does he get to join? No. When I met him, he was in rail.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I'm like, you're in my alumni intramural league? How did you get in there? You know, Ben, like swindler, networker. And it turns out the commissioner, they take it really seriously. The commissioner of rail, my high school's alumni intramural league, is Abe, who I talk about all the time, his brother. So like we had a netbook connection.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Yeah. I think also like the league is expensive to run. And if anybody wants to pay like the fee, like you're welcome to come.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Mason. Yeah. Now I pretty much know everyone's names, which is such a relief. And I do want to tell you, like, I'm going to recap and you're going to have, you're going to have to be okay with the spoilers. Cause I don't care. And you know what? Maybe you could just skip to episode six. Like I have to tell you what happened.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
The last time Ben, so there's the season, so it's not all year round. So Ben does like pickup games. A lot of the gyms in the city have basketball courts. If you show up, there's usually a game going on. And Ben got invited to a game. Oh yeah, did I tell the story on the toast? I don't know. And Ben got home early. I'm like, wait, what happened to your game? This is what happened to me.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
And he was like, I literally walked off the court. I'm like, oh, drama, like tension. He's like, no, somebody call me tubby. And I'm like, what? He was like, yeah. And I wanted to like start a fight. I'm like, what am I doing here? And he just left. I'm like, that's very mature of you. But like, I seriously would have beat the crap out of the guy. And it was like someone we like loosely know.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Cause it was like a Ben's friend. This guy. Who? I don't know. I have to remember, but I hadn't heard of him, but like he was from the community. Somebody called him tubby.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
No, Ben literally was like, it was so mature. I'm like, what are you doing home early? He's like, I walked off the court. Like there was some drama. I'm like, what was the drama? Like I assumed it didn't involve him. He was like somebody that called me fat. I'm like, what?
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Yeah. And then we were like looking at the guy. I don't know him, but I was like looking up his social media. Like literally I wanted to dox him.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I think you should, on the content plate.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Period. The Fosters have been like making news. They're adapting Tinks' upcoming book into like, I don't know if it's a TV show or a movie, but it's like a sexy smut book about like a hot girl in the Hamptons. I love.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the Toast and... Ha... Friday. Happy Friday. She didn't lie. It's Friday. And it doesn't even feel like Friday when I've had such an amazing week.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I have a question. For the Foster Sisters. Because you know who I've never met? Simon. Aaron's husband. Okay. And I feel like he must be this amazing guy because Aaron converted for him. And she wrote a show about him. Wrote a show. And the whole family like loves him so much. Like Sarah's always posting. And I'm like, he must be an amazing guy.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Oh, my God. Give me the iPad. Daniel Meade is in the slammer. For anyone who doesn't. If you don't watch Ugly Betty, first of all, go do it. I think it's on Hulu. Yeah, educate yourself. He plays the guy who hires Betty and gives her a chance. And he's like the best guy. He's like this nepo baby.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Oh my God, if you're watching on YouTube, I'm showing everyone the mugshot. Time has not been kind to Daniel Meade.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
He also looks like, A resident of Whoville. Maybe his face is just like swollen. He got punched or something.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
He also looks like he could use a gua sha, which I'm feeling a little subconscious about because I didn't gua sha on my face this morning. Everyone's talking about it. And what are the circumstances of his arrest? Who did he assault? I will let you know. That's seriously so random. What also is his name?
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Maybe, I mean... Being on a show like Betty is such a curse, right? A blessing and a curse. Because it was like eight years. I'm sure it was very high paying. It was so popular at the time. It like lives in infamy. And a lot of them went on to do great things. America Ferreira. I've Got Beef Between My Teeth, Justin. And Dana Mead, Judith Light, Vanessa Williams. Like really star studded.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Rebecca Romijn. Rebecca Romijn. Caleb Nichol. And Mark of Mark and Amanda just won an Emmy. for something, he's in a show that I don't watch. And now they have their podcast. They have their podcast and he's in Younger, he was the book agent. So everybody's booked and busy except for Daniel Mead. So maybe that's what led to this turmoil.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Oh, I never watched that show. But yeah, he was on a rise to fame when like those sitcom type like ABC, NBC.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Okay, because at first when you started reading, it sounded like he was being a hero. Like his friend was being obnoxious, but he was defending his girlfriend. But then his girlfriend wanted to spit on another patron and the patron was like, can you fuck all the way off? And instead of escorting his friend out, he decided to beat up this woman.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
That's so embarrassing. Oh my God. That's really awful. Because we were just talking about bar fights as it pertained to Zach Bryan. And I feel like when you're a man doing bar fights, you really need to limit your opponents to other men who are like stocky and short like you.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
It's literally the dumbest, worst people on the planet being dumb and losery. And that's my joy. Yeah. Why I would want to strip that from myself. I don't know. I'm so happy to be almost caught up. I haven't gotten to the Instagram thing, but I can pretty much surmise based on like social media. And this particular season like is not amazing. So I'm happy.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
An option. Yeah, me neither because there's etiquette around like an appropriate bar fight and how to like come out looking like a man. And when I think about bar fights, I think about, of course, Snooki. She was punched by a man. That's why it was so unacceptable. It brought the whole house together.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Despicable. Oh, my God. Daniel Meade. So important to separate like the act from the actor. What are you looking at?
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
No. It's like that episode of Breaking Bad. I know. You want sunglasses? I can't see the fly.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Oh, I just have all my ailments right now. I haven't even focused on my head. I guess my head is throbbing. Yes, thank you for pointing that out.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Yeah. Normalized, like being nominated for an award and wanting to win it. I just feel like up until this point, people in Hollywood have really been conditioned to say like, it's just an, I think you have to be, so gracious when you lose. And it's okay to want things for yourself and feel like you earned them after hard work.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
And I love that she's saying what we had said, but she's saying it in a much more eloquent way. And yes, that's exactly what I was saying when we were talking about Kacey Musgraves and then Luke Combs. It's been coming up a lot. It's okay to want things for yourself. It doesn't make you a bad person.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I go on Twitter and like I spoil stuff for myself. Usually I'm like really kind of precious about that. Not this time.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Like everybody wants to win things. So I like that. I like that too. And I didn't know that this is, obviously like her Roman Empire, right? Like the year she was nominated. And I guess it was a really big deal because she was nominated for like a Marvel movie, Black Panther, which those movies don't really typically get like lead actor nominations.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Which would have just been a huge deal. So, like, it's okay to want to make history. Like, why would anybody – I hate this whole thing. Like, just if I ever, ever in my life got nominated for an award and I didn't win, like, I'm mad. And you're going to know. Like, I'm going to be upset. I'm also going to be confused. I'm going to be like, she sucks.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Yeah. So I champion this sort of rhetoric, and I'm just like, maybe it's the Bonnie Blue in me, but I'm just really over, like, supporting people, you know?
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
That's why also those awards are tough because these are like, different arts and they're subjective. Who's to say that one movie's better than the other? Everybody has their own opinions. Other competitive things like sports, there's an outcome. The winner has more points. It's more linear, whereas putting so much stock in the opinions of these freaks who are totally lining their pockets.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
It's so political and it's so subjective that even if you win, it's like, says who? Yeah.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
She had the entire bakeware set on her registry and she is... Oh, but it's good for Moroccan cooking is what you're saying? She loves to bake sweet treats and like that's our thing. We like both like to like eat ice cream and stuff. So I got her the whole bakeware set and it was... I have it. It's the best thing. I just made my famous chocolate chip muffins in my bakeware set. Did you use our code?
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I forgot to say that at the top of the episode.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Recap, first house is very much, it's called Southern Charm, Southern Charm Summer House. And very much in the news right now. Watch the last two episodes.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Not a good season for Vanita. She drowned and she missed her flight.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
That's why the show is good, by the way. That's what the Vanderpump Rules ecosystem was like for a while.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
You're supposed to be like impressing this girl.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Yeah. She picks out an outfit for him. I kind of like how she's like rolling them with an iron fist.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
OK, but like this is kind of the journey Shep needs to go on.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I don't know if I feel like in that kind of a mood, but I definitely feel like. I'm saying happy Friday in earnest. Like the weekend is ahead. I'm sad because I am leaving town today. My time has come.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
So I think it needs to be like the most obvious, like foolproof spot in order for that thing to work. And like, those are the spots that we could do. You know, that's when you don't need the button.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
It's a little different than 46, but that's really crazy.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Of course, she's just going to be there like a shoulder to cry on.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
So let me tell you about Southern Charm. Love is blind. Excuse me. I was really close to giving up. We need Love is Blind Charleston. But OK, continue. We do. That's a great call.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
But there's a couple of like love triangles, love rhombuses that now that I know who the players are and they're clearly like leaving people behind and we know who we're going to be following this season, it's a lot easier to follow. So the first love triangle rhombus is Madison. With Ben Platt and Mason. With Ben Platt and Mason. Now, she very clearly likes Ben Platt better. You think? Yes.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
And in the episodes that I watched last night, she chooses Ben Platt. Wow. Well, that's good for the show because that leaves Mason to choose the other girl. Just wait. So Madison opened up. She didn't say that she like had experienced bouts of depression, but she said like there are periods where like I really like have no energy and I can't get out of bed and I like forget things.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
It was just like she struggles with depression. And he was like not supportive. She was like, is that going to be an issue for you? He was like, I don't know.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
No, they worked through that. Okay, okay. They're so therapy talk. I was like, did I miss that? I was on my phone. I was on my phone so much. Actually, me and Ben rewinded twice because he was being weird. We're like, wait, what is he being weird about?
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Yeah, but it's very obvious that she likes him more. And she's going around telling Mason that he's playing two girls. She's literally the thing that she's mad at. She is... it's been very clear to me that she likes Ben Platt better. And it's her and Ben Platt told each other that.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
So like she goes to break up with Mason and she's being so manipulative and patronizing being like, you had two good things and you might've lost both. You don't even care. You don't like him. That's really crazy. And then she's speaking on behalf of the other girl. And the other girl really likes him. Yeah. Ant farm girl. Yeah. Meg.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
So when she gets back to the lounge and she's like, I told him like he might lose. Oh, she's ant farm? Yes. She actually grew on me a lot. I like her energy. She gets back to the lounge and she was like, yeah, I told him he might lose both of us. And she's like, wait, what? Like, I like him. She's just being nuts. And she's like coming at it from such like a moral high ground.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I actually really do not like her anymore.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Yes. And I actually think her and Ben Platt are perfect for one another.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, thank you. I'm all over the place. Meg is her name. She looks like a Sarah. So Mason, when he's getting broken up with, he does the classic thing. He's like, you know what? I shouldn't have validated you and committed myself to you because once I said it, it really didn't feel right. I think Megan's my girl. Okay. Say what you need to say. And Madison was like, sure.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
And then he said that to Meg, and she was like, I know she wanted to believe it because she really likes him, but she had too much respect for herself, and I really respected it. She was like, no, I'm sorry. I'm out. Okay. I just don't believe you. I don't want to be the winner by default. Like that's what the one thing I promised myself when I come here is like, I want to be chosen by someone.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
And like, you literally deaf textbook definition did not choose me. So it was like a painful conversation. No one ever does that. I know. So I had, cause they just want to be on TV. So I had a lot of respect for her. And I know that was, she really liked him, but I think she dodged a fucking bullet.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Because the second he saw that he wasn't going to get Madison, like, he was giving major thirsty vibes. Like if he was a girl, we would have been like, ew, thirsty. She wants to, that's him, ick.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
So then my personal favorite love triangle was D. Buck, B. Dot, and Virginia. And it was pretty clear to me that Devin liked Brittany more. Maybe we were just seeing more of their conversations, but they really had such a good friendship with the basketball connection. And then this date happens where two insane things happen.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
The first is that she shares that she like is attracted to and like sees women, but she'll never marry a woman. And that's not how she sees her life. Like, but he was like, but you're interested in women. She was like, kind of feel like she was still figuring out her journey. And you could just tell like the second, like he was not into it.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Like people have their preferences and that's just not his. Like you could tell he stopped liking her in that minute. But I got B dot, but they have a really good friendship. Like I actually think because they have a really common interest. I think that's more that we were seeing, like they were really good buddies.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Um, he decides to open up to her about something that he went through and we watch him tell this story and we actually watch him say it twice. Cause he also says it to Virginia, the other girl he likes. And the first time I heard it, I was like, I must have missed that because I'm on my phone so much.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
The show is so dreadful that when the time came that he starts telling Virginia the story, I put my phone down and I listened completely. And I said, oh my God, no, I did hear that right. And then I also went to Twitter to see if anybody else was talking about it. Now the story starts, it's kind of a tale as old as time. It was reminding me a lot of Demon Copperhead. He's an athlete.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I think he wanted to play professional basketball, maybe go to college, get a scholarship. And when he was in high school, he suffered a really bad back injury. And that's literally how it starts in Demon Copperhead. So many young guys and girls in like that region. Like it was really, it was getting Demon Copperhead. So he went to all these doctors. Nobody could, nobody could help him.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
And so he started to self-medicate, like as a lot of people do. And he's self-medicating and he's having really dark thoughts and he starts taking, you know, two Advil and then four Advil and then six Advil. And I'm waiting for him to say, and then I switched to Percocet and Vicodin. No, then I take 10 Advil a day and then I take 12.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
And, you know, and then a couple months in, I find myself, I'm taking 20 Advil a day. And so he's saying ibuprofen, ibuprofen. And I'm like, so you, You're taking Advil? You're taking Tylenol. That's what you're overdosing on. Jackie's telling the story. He's crying Britanny when she's hearing the story, choking on her sobs. And I'm like, are you, ibuprofen? Are we talking about Advil?
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
And me and Ben are looking at each other. We're like, what the fuck? Then he tells the story again to Virginia. And he says, 10, 12, 14 ibuprofen a day. And we're like, is ibuprofen code for something? Or like, are you really trying to tell me you overdosed on Advil? I go on Twitter. People are like, wait, I thought this guy was talking about like Percocet.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Jackie, me and Ben are laughing so hard. And then he's like, wait, 20 Advil a day? That's four Advil every five hours. That's like literally not crazy. It's a lot. Ben's like, I think my dad does that. Like, it's seriously not a big deal. Oh, my God. I was reading these tweets wheezing in my sleep because people were just like, we all had this general confusion. Like, are you talking about Advil?
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
And using like the generic term for it, ibuprofen. Is that a code word for something?
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
She could seriously just like cruise out of here.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Yeah, of course. So your big tragedy is you overdosed on Advil. I was floored, so confused. And then his love triangle really like sifted itself out because once Britanny said, like, I like girls, that was just not, the choice was made. And he ends up with Virginia. And I actually think that they might, they have potential. Based on what I've seen, I think they've got a shot.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
You mean this? Cut to my camera. The whole time she's squatting. She's like, what is this? She's like, wait, wait, what? She must have the strongest legs on the planet. Was she perpendicular? The whole time she was looking at the floor. She was like the letter L upside down. When she went back into her room, she's folding over. Nope. I actually think she's a really tall girl.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I think she's a little self-conscious about her height because she was wearing little heels.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Yeah. Because she's literally on the floor. But you agree, like I really felt like I could see their personalities matching up in their reveal. They're both weird.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Jackie, you're telling me. The squatting. The folded over. He could rest a drink on her back. I need to talk about another couple. And they're definitely my least favorite.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
yeah and that just might be how like i think a lot of tall girls find themselves making themselves smaller it was beyond that it was no they like and also they have like bad posture too she was just like physically bent over yeah crawling totally now are people talking about that i am the thing i need to talk about is the girl with the gay sister and the catholic husband
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I'm not all the way there, but go ahead. So they get engaged. Her name is Sarah. His name is Ben. But not Ben Platt. No, no, no. He's a real Ben. There probably aren't two people less compatible with one another than these two. And I find that so many times we find out after a season, there were actually five more engaged couples and we never heard about them.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
That's terrible. So, all in all, it has been a great week of commuting, though. It really has. Can I totally ask you a random question? Do you know who Robbie Hoffman is? No. I didn't think that you would.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
They ended up on the cutting room floor. These two were so meant for the cutting room floor. They're so uninteresting. My dad likes steak.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
And on like the big foundational things, like they, she thinks organized religion is like the worst thing ever. He is obsessed with his faith.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
You obviously don't have to be on the same religious level as your partner, but like on huge things, they really don't agree on. She is like this big time social justice warrior. He doesn't give a fuck about anything that goes on in the world. He didn't even vote. Like, Core things they don't align with. And then their personalities are so different. They literally are not a good couple.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I don't know why they got together. I don't know why we're choosing to follow them. They are so meant to end up on the cutting room floor.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
No, and the thing is, is like her social causes are the most important thing in the world to her. So much so that like, I think she goes into the pods knowing she's about to get engaged. And like before he has the opportunity to say it, she's like, I just need to know that like these social causes are important to you. When he's literally said that they're not. Like he didn't even vote.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
And she's like, I just need to know that you have empathy and that you agree with me. And he's like, listen, it's not your job to teach me about these things, but I'm open. It was so cringe. actually like you are not compatible with this person. Like that's okay. And then we saw their reveal and it was just like, I don't know why I'm watching these two people. Like they have no chemistry.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Well, the thing is the true fast forward couple is Taylor and Short King.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
daniel except drama that they're the drama now i haven't gotten to the part where she discovers the thing about instagram but they have this conversation that's really weird and their conversations are so boring i actually watch them the least like i just scroll on my phone and they're talking about instagram and then i started listening because i know that they're the instagram couple and he's like what's your username and she's like t.hats or whatever and he's like oh yeah i don't follow you
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Nobody asked. And he was like, yeah, because I have a weird memory. I remember people's usernames and their profile pictures. It goes to your stalker. And she's like, but you know mine? He's like, no, no, I don't know it. It was such a weird conversation. And I'm sure if there hadn't been like that social media drama that comes up, it would have been cut. But it is weird.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I have to see. So I still have like 30 minutes left in the final pod episode. And I don't know. I haven't seen that drama yet.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
But I don't think they're so well-matched. I don't think it'll be hard for them to break up. If this is some big scandal or whatever... It's not the great love that we think it is. The final love triangle is between medical aesthetics Dave and the two girls. Lauren, the teacher. Oh, I haven't seen them in a while. Molly Redhead. I forgot. I forgot. I haven't seen them yesterday.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
She did something recently. She was on The Good Guys. Okay, no. What else did she do? She dates Gabby Windy from The Bachelor. That's how I know.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
So he is like... I had gotten the vibe that Molly was so his number one. And Lauren could not stand a chance. And he tells Molly that... She's the number one. And Molly goes back to lounge and like is really excited about it. And like Lauren has such a fucking chip on her shoulder about the fact that she knows who her guy is also seeing. A lot of the girls don't know the guy side.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
They don't say a word like they nobody knows. And the girls are like, you know, chit chatting it up at night building forts. It was so stupid. They built a fort. And so she just has such a chip on her shoulder that, like, she knows who the other girl is. And she's, like, kind of being, like, a miserable bitch about it. And I actually can't stand her. And it made me start rooting for Molly.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
And Dave did say, Molly, you're my number one. So I'm like, all right, so break up with Lauren. So she comes in one day. And she's just, like, had enough, you know? And she gives an ultimatum. And she's being such, like, seriously, if that was me, I would run from her. I'm like, that's – she was just giving such – like, well, I heard you told your number one that you're gonna break up with me.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
And it's like, well, if that's what he said, he said it and you should like save face and break up with him first. Like she was being so mean when she went in there. But then he's like, wait, no, I didn't say that. Now he did say that you're his number one. He didn't say he was gonna break up with her. Molly went in and was like, he's breaking up with the other girl. He didn't really say that.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
And he ends up choosing Lauren. I was so confused. He breaks up with Molly and Molly this whole time has been like cool calm collected being like listen I want to be chosen so I'm giving you the space to figure it out.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
If it's not me just like let me know but I want you to be happy and so the whole time she's so cool and she's so chill and she's like they're not a good match the teacher and the classmate
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
So people this week have been like, Claudia, you look like Robbie Hoffman. And Ben just met Robbie Hoffman because she came on The Good Guys and Ben was obsessed with her. She's like this former, like really Orthodox Jew who has like kind of taken on this new era of her life. She's still actually pretty religious. They had talked about it. She's really interesting on Good Guys.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
When Devin broke up with Britanny and he was, she was like, listen, I think the other girl you're seeing is Virginia. I thought she was going to start saying nasty things. Cause like Lauren was saying nasty things about Molly. They're all, the girls are so manipulative. Brittany was like, she's amazing. Like you're going to love her. It was actually so sweet. It made me like her so much.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Like she went out with such class being like, you guys are actually really well suited. You're going to be just really happy together. And I'm really happy for you. So I really feel like they were more friends. That's really, really sweet.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Yeah, no, it was really sweet. I won't admit it. Especially when you see these other women like Madison, like trying to be sweet, like, oh, Meg, like she's, they're such bitches. Like they really are. And all in this, all of the name of being like, I support other women.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Even when you say your job, like when Virginia's like, I'm a former NBA dancer. But that is her job. Ben was like, is that cheating? I'm like, no.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
He's the kicker. Yeah, right. Yeah. So I'm gonna keep watching, loving every minute, love is blind, I'll see you guys on Monday. Try and catch up over the weekend so we can be all caught up together.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Let's do Queenie and Weenie, our final segment of the week where Jackie and I just sort of wrap up the week, put a little bow on things and give out two awards, Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week. We'll nominate two separate people, somebody who acted like a weenie this week and somebody who acted like a queenie this week.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
It's a seven day title, it's not that serious, it's supposed to be fun, we're all good here. Let's start with Queenie, we'll start on a positive and Jackie, would you like to go first or second?
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Mine is similar. It's the studio. Now, I know we just renovated our studios. We literally spent every dollar we had to renovate our New York studios. And I never knew that I needed to sit behind a desk before. I have had such an amazing time here. I'm so glad. I'm going to come visit you all the time, even though this is probably my last trip before I can no longer travel, right?
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
And she's in a relationship with Gabby from The Bachelor. I think that's how a lot of our listeners would know her.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
We're not going to think like that. Yeah, yeah. And I've had such an amazing time here. I feel like we've made such premium content. I love sitting behind a desk, like for my mental health. It's been so good for me. Your sunglasses. My sunglasses, like the whole, the aesthetic.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Yes, of this week. The week being the queenie. Yes, 1000%. It was an amazing week. We had family time. We were so productive. Just really fabulous.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Now, my weenie of the week is Bonnie Blue. Oh, I was gonna, the whores, yeah. The whores, yeah. Both of them, because they say the other whore is pregnant now.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
See, these women are my weenies of the week because they have gotten to a place now where I can't ignore them. And up until this point, like I had seen them peripherally on social media and chosen to ignore them. But now like they've, they're unignorable. Like it's our jobs and they're like, they've broken through. And that is really fucking annoying.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Like that I'm forced to being talked about these people. Like I'm better than this. It's so funny. We are so aligned. Queenie the week, weenie the whores. Do you think it's too long for a title? And can you use whores in a title?
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
We'll chat offline. We'll workshop. Now, while we're in our split screen, let's do something we've wanted to do our whole lives.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
You guys, that's how- No, Jackie, you are doing the same thing you do in New York, where your hand is angled. You need to push your fingers back towards the TV.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Your camera's over there. Yeah, Jackie, your camera's there, so.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. Jackie, turn your fingers towards the TV screen. Relax your fingers a little bit. Turn your fingers a little bit, okay.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Turn your chair, that's better. There, I'm here.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I was gonna say, Jackie, you said it, and then you come in. Jackie, twist your, my hand hurts. Hold on, I got it, I got it, I got it! No, you didn't, you're literally fingers.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Right, true, true, true, true. It's not like they've even had Gabby. She has a trade. She has a skill. Yeah, no, they never got me. And everybody was saying all week that I look like her because of the glasses, but I think she wears her hair in like a low slicked back bun.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
It's giving Robbie. Yeah. And you know what? These days, if you're comparing me to a thin person, like I'll take it. Right. So yes, call me Trabi.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
There definitely could have been a time in my life where people comparing me to Tim Dillon, like, would have upset me. Like, you're comparing me to a man.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
And also, I'm less fragile than that, you know, these days.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
You know, I'm really going. Her bags are packed. Jackie, you took the words right out of her mouth. She's ready to go. I'm standing here at the studio. I hate to wake you up to say good morning, millennials. I do love to wake you up to say good morning. Good morning millennials. So that's like the only thing putting a damper on this otherwise party Friday.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Game tune. I'm in Miami, bitch. I thought you were going to say I'm in... I thought you were going to literally sing the clean version. I'm in Miami Trick. I didn't even know that that's the sub. I just saw the cutest video. Actually, you know what? Who gives a shit? I take back the sentence.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Relevance? Yeah, and... Like, I'll tell you, there's a little bit more context why I swallowed the sentence, but like, I'm not in the mood to get into it. But like, all in all, it's important to know when you're about to say something uninteresting. It's never too late to turn, turn the beat around. Like, it's never too late to stop sharing the uninteresting thing you were about to say.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
And I just did that. I'm woman enough to admit not everything I say is interesting.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Yeah. I didn't get a chance to say goodbye to, like, you and Olivia's kids. I didn't know, like, the last time I saw the kids was going to be the last time. Because I really was like, I'll probably extend, you know. But I didn't. And now I'm not going to see the kids. It's probably better. I'm not big on goodbyes. Well, here comes goodbye. It's more of a see you later.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
It's wait, don't, Sabrina Carpenter like ruined that. Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. Don't smile because it's over. And then she made a song the opposite. Yeah. But don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. We got a beautiful week together.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I love that. Oceanic curiosity. And you're so natural. Like, you're really, you love, like, especially for your kids.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
The salt water is good for your hair, for your skin.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Exfoliant. It's true. I'm surprised you don't like the beach more and all of its free offerings.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I also like didn't know you could close a beach. Do you know what I mean? It's like you can't.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I don't think so. Okay. I'm glad you brought that up. I don't think people who lived through World War I were picking up books about it a few years later. That's what I'll say. Time and place. It's not the time. Maybe our children will want to read about the pandemic. I don't think they will.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I'm gonna soak up your awesomeness. Now that song is sung by Sheryl Crow, Jewel. Sheryl Crow, period. They're all the same. Do you know what I mean? That genre.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
People in World War I might have said that too, that our grandchildren are going to be reading about this terrible time.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
And then they confirmed this morning Hamas. Like, yeah, we did that. Like, it's not her. We know.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Cause I'm sick of it. No, I am too. And I saw a lot of performative activism. Don't pretend to care about antisemitism. If in moments where it really counts, like right now.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
A hundred percent. Like I'm a hundred percent. Do not only like speak about antisemitism when it serves you as like some sort of social justice warrior. When Jewish children are murdered by terrorists in cold blood with their own two hands and you can't speak up, you actually have an antisemitism issue within. And I highly suggest reflecting on that.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Their mother is missing. Ripped from their mother's arms and killed by like a couple of barbarians. Not even affiliated with an organized.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Yeah, not like not affiliated with an official terrorist organization in the region. No, just like local civilians. Just like spirited, you know, really spirited about their cause. So, yeah.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
We also have so much to fucking do today.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
No, but here's what I want to talk about. Love is blind.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Damn. That's inclusive. Yeah, I'm sure.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I feel like hamsters are constantly being overlooked and that's why Chewy does what they do. Chewy does not overlook the hamster. The hamster.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I don't know. I feel like if you made it out of elementary school without getting tested, it's too late for you.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Think about how many I could read if I finally tackled my lifelong battle with dyslexia.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
The fire also known as an excavator, correct?
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
What are we even talking about? And elimination because our first elimination. Oh, my God. Could this story have dropped at a worse time yesterday as our asses are getting up from the chairs? Something Jackie and I have been waiting for four months finally comes out.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Now, I'm glad that I actually had a minute to think about it because sometimes getting breaking news on the show is great, but I don't get time to really fully form my thoughts.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Years after being announced and very vaguely when it was announced, we didn't get the name of the show, the concept of the show. We have it all now.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
No, I know. Unless you're, you know, unless anybody listening to this show like doesn't have kids and they don't know what a digger is. I didn't know what that was either. Like it's an excavator. The yellow cat.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
And they announced the first guest. Who? Danielle from Summer House, founder.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
No, I was sitting on that joke for like 10 minutes. I was like, damn, I was in that truck for too long. No, and that's just kind of like brings my first and initial thought about this. It brings it home. There is no two words, actually just one word that I hate more than founder. To me, founder is the new entrepreneur. It's code for unemployed. It is meaningless.
The Toast
Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Like, and yes, there are founders of companies and like, yes, like Zuckerberg is the founder, but it is colloquially taken on this like toxic internet hustle culture, like founding, founding, like shut up. It means nothing. So to put it in the title of your podcast.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
And I think if you had broken this news to me on the show yesterday, I would have the same thought yesterday that I just didn't require deep thought. This is a very bad name for a show.
The Toast
Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yeah. Well, I feel like if this podcast had been launched five years ago, like Elizabeth Holmes would have been a guest. Like that's when you say founder, like that's the type of person you're attracting. And I just, I hate this, this culture. Now, if, if she's having like, I guess it really does depend on the guests, right? And she did get very good guests on archetypes.
The Toast
Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
The conversations weren't really interesting, but the guests were.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
By the way, I feel like Sarah Blakely could be the first guest on the show. She's like promoting those sneaks.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
yes yes yes Kim Kylie yeah Kylie Pat McGrath there are a million ways that she could do this well like the name is cringy but like if she does if she has half the guests that you just mentioned like in real women like talking about like their business sense business strategy who have like really achieved amazing things that like has potential to be interesting I don't think that's what it's gonna be I think it's gonna be like how can I make this about me because a theme with all these projects that Megan's
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recently been launching and like actually the things that are coming to fruition it's like they all are in promotion of as ever and like that's really boring
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Are they colloquially known as Tates? Tuck a Truck event?
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I would say it's also like the leading business podcast.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yeah, and... So I think that it's disappointing, especially because I feel like with her TV show, one of my biggest takeaways was that she wasn't, I would say the thing that she lacked the least in that TV show was the hosting capability, like making eye contact with camera and funny references and stories and personal anecdotes and jokes. And that's all a podcast is, right? It's just your voice.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Or Tates. Tuck a Truck event. Wait, what are we saying? Touch a truck events. Perhaps. Events, events, I want to go to events. Invite me to your events.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
And I feel like her voice was the thing that was really missing, right? from the TV show, maybe because she saved it for the podcast. I don't think that's it, but like, it just doesn't give me a lot of hope that this will be like really substantial when it comes to getting to know Megan. And that's like all we want.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I feel like that's all the feedback that we give, but also a lot of people is like just scratching the surface a little too much, which is fine. Nobody's compelled to like share their life with you, but don't do a podcast, don't do a TV show and a book. And a documentary.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
And and who's seemingly unwilling to like open up and like, you know, bleed out for a podcast, which is fine. You don't have to. But like that's the best podcasts are people just like bearing it all. That's what the medium kind of requires from a host.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I will say, I think Oprah is probably the most honest and vulnerable like she had been with us up until that point. And she's kind of like closed off ever since then. Which, again, is fine. No celebrity, no matter how famous you are, nobody is entitled to know your innermost thoughts. But don't launch platforms built on the premise of that. Don't make your business your innermost thoughts.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yeah, yeah. So, I mean, it hasn't come out yet, so there's still potential. But just name, ugh, like so corny. And seriously, choogy.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
In the worst way. Like sometimes something can be Lemonada and it's like Lemonada.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yeah, it's just like corny ass International Women's Day type shit, you know?
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Agreed. The photo is giving like stripped back acoustic, you know, hair in a pony, jeans in a tee.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
And also when she was like, quote, interviewing her guests on her Netflix show, which maybe she wasn't interviewing. They were just like conversing. It was all about Megan, which is great. Like, I want to know more about Megan. But she. Oh, that was funny.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
just I also like came out of left field I don't know why I feel like the universe that you exist in like I watched Drake and Josh like all the time growing up with Margot like I feel like you never even saw an episode of Drake and Josh you know what I mean yeah no not maybe not as much as you but I obviously know the lore and I know Megan yeah that's how I feel you actually scared me like just now Megan if you listen to the good guys he actually does it all the time that's so funny I hope that he like does it when they talk about Megan Markle
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
We will touch them. It's also just like, I know it's a weird word, touch.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I don't think they talk about Meghan Markle, but if they did, he would say, Meghan Markle.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
So true. Just the good guys. I forgot what I was saying, but also to say like disappointing.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Oh, yeah. And it's like they came with like prerecorded stories about like something that paints Megan in a flattering light. Like the makeup artist when she ordered me room service for the first time. Mindy talking about the Jack in the Box. Like it was all in service of Megan, which is fine. But for a podcast where we're interviewing other people.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Maybe Megan really will take a backseat and just ask thoughtful questions, which is good if the guests can carry.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I don't... That's a really, really good point because they're very well connected. Because this is all about money. Yes, of course. They live like a very fancy life and they come out of the woodwork every couple of years to do a project. Harry obviously was just doing the books and then they took a break and now it's Megan's turn. Like they each take turns paying the bills.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
And I think when you get to a certain level of celebrity and like you're so well connected, like there are... are kind of easy ways for you to make money, not public-facing, right? Like you get opportunities to invest in random things that are like 100%, you know, sure to go. Yeah, that's good.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yeah, and I don't know why they insist on doing so much public-facing work to pay their bills, because I do believe that- Especially when the whole thing was they wanted their privacy. Right. And I do believe like all the work that they do, even though Harry definitely is like, I need to tell my story.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
And we're like, OK, I feel like for the most part, a lot of the projects they take on are seriously just paychecks, which is very regular of them. We all got bills to pay. And I don't know why they insist on doing it in like a public facing way. Like, I know that's definitely one way to do it.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
But invest. There's like when you're that rich, like you just get these opportunities to make money. Your money makes money for you.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
It's Friday and that's fabulous, obviously, but it definitely feels like a weird kind of Friday because I don't want to like let down the SCQ.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
It is also very interesting that Harry is completely absent from all of her projects these days. Like, he didn't show up on the show.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yeah, I know, I know. I feel like it signals, like, maybe this is just me projecting, because I can't fucking stand Harry. Like, I really, even with the show, Megan, with Love, like, I didn't like it, but, like, I enjoy her. She's pretty... I can't fucking stand this man. Like, and maybe other people feel that and like his Q score has gone down.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
So they're just keeping him, you know, behind the curtain for a while because he's not going to be on the female founders podcast. He wasn't in with love Megan, even though it was a show about like home, home and home and heart. So where in the world is Harry Mountbatten, Windsor, Sussex, Duke,
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I guess there would have to be irrefutable evidence of maybe him at a strip club or a picture. I don't know. No. There's no way.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
All that to say, I probably won't be listening to this.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I don't know, because it feels like she has no fans left. It's true. How is it us? We are her biggest fans. Yeah, you have to call Stassi.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
But Jackie, for the first time, didn't watch Southern Charm.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
With love. Yeah, I know. She's been actually noticeably silent.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Also, the trope Confessions of is such a tired, especially for a podcast, but just in general, culturally, it's just a very tired trope. Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, Confessions of a Shopaholic, it's very overused and tired. And then the female founders, it's just really corny.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
No, her name should have been Barefoot Confessions.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
It's just a hunch. These are my confessions.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Like she, Megan did Oprah a huge solid. Like anyone could have, anyone would have wanted that interview. She could have gone to any publication and, It was huge for Oprah, huge for Megan too. But at the time she could have gone anywhere. And I don't know if Oprah has paid her back yet.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
That would be good too. And they could talk about the interview and the fallout. Like that would be interesting.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
We need to make an app. You know how like Jake Paul and like Barstool, they have like betting sports apps. Yes, we need betting. We need a betting app on like things that we care about. Like who will be Meghan Markle's first podcast guest?
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Because Gwyneth has a very big wellness company, similar to what I think Megan would want to build. Different skews, but similar. She also, I feel like they live near each other. They both like garden and shit. They're very green. Goop has a huge podcast, so that would be like a...
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Didn't we think that about Poosh and Goop? And then there she was doing a collab. I feel like Gwyneth is so successful. Like nobody can really touch her. And there are a bunch of copycat brands. And that's what Poosh is like from other celebrities. And and I think Poosh is like really actually successful because it's so authentic to Kourtney.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
But it is like inspired by everyone is inspired by Gwyneth. So when she when you're at the top, like you're not easily shooketh.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
We have time today for a Nalafi though. Like now, now that we decided to record late.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yeah, edit your list and sound off in the comments. Who do you hope to or think we will see as one of Megan's eight guests on the new Lemonada show, Confessions of a Female Founder, coming to an iPod near you?
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yes. I guess Oprah didn't snag that interview. The View got it.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Honestly, I think the sheer fact that she sat for an interview speaks to her mental capacity. And I know I keep comparing it to Britney, and I'm sorry, but that's really the only frame of reference that we have. And even in the years that Britney's been freed, she's never sat down for an interview because it really requires a lot of mental fortitude and lucidity.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I mean, I haven't seen the interview yet, and it was just recorded, but... Sounds like Wendy kind of did.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
No, of course. And the day after she left the facility. Right, right.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
And I imagine that comes through on the phone interview because I'm like hearing it even in just like your paraphrasing. to literally have your actual freedom and like stripped from you, like you're literally stuck. Like it's so crazy. And if it all is what she says it is, and it's not like, you know, this is actually a person suffering from dementia who thinks that they're fine.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
And it's, you know, it's a freedom McFadden novel.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
If it is what she's saying it is. Who's going to prison? You can't just throw someone in jail and throw away the key.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Or it could be Norefi. Nice regular episode for you.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
So I did it. It's reminding me of like when the first pictures of It Ends With Us came out, like it went so viral negatively. But it was just like the photos were everywhere. Seeing this book that everyone in America has read come to life. And now these pictures of Dakota Johnson filming in the New York City streets.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Now, everybody and I don't want you to tell me because I did read the book and everybody's like, oh, I know what scene this is.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yeah, you know. Am I okay? I have no idea. I thought the book takes place at a house in like Connecticut. So this is not a spoiler because it's the opening scene of the book. I don't really think I want to know. I really want to go in like eyes wide open, but everybody, like I saw all the influencers like who read, they were like, not this scene. I'm like, what the hell are you guys talking about?
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But to me, you are like one of five people that I saw.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
So is Dakota the woman who comes? And then Anne Hathaway is the lady upstairs, Verity.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I thought Verity was blonde. She could be. I mean, I didn't see Anne Hathaway.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Right, right. Dakota Johnson and Anne Hathaway look alike. Yeah, yeah. I love Dakota Johnson.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yeah. I don't know if I knew consciously that Dakota Johnson was in this movie.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I'm sad that I didn't have that same experience. I read the book so long ago. I have no idea.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I thought she got a job. To do what? To write. Right. You know what? I really do want to be surprised.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Right. And I'm sure you'll see the movie. It's very good. Verity good.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
You're just supposed to be like, what is this feeling? So sad and new for Colleen.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I only recently saw Pearl Harbor for the first time, which is where Josh Hartnett got his start. So now I feel really invested.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I agree. It's important to know we are unique in that take, which is very on brand for us. America loves him. He is beloved.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Do you find, because this is like a new media, like new age issue that like a movie gets made and we see stills from it, right? Like we see the costumes, we see the hair and makeup, nothing. It's still surprised what happens, but like some of the visuals are spoiled. Do you find that to affect the movie watching process? Like a spoiler a little bit?
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
That was exciting. And you know what else? It was Brie Larson. chemicals. Oh, lessons in chemistry. Yes. Lesson. Yes. I remember seeing that and being like, Oh fab. That's exactly how I pictured it.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I'm sure you don't know about this, but like Leva has found herself in like some drama on TikTok that made its way. And it has nothing to do with the show. It has to do with her restaurant.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I think about like and just like that season two where they brought back Aiden. It was completely spoiled.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
But I guess that's what you get when you shoot on the street. And I feel like they could have avoided that.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Right. Right. Right. So but I guess it's just like a teaser of like the book world come to life.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
And Juno Temple, I just had to Google it to make sure, that's Keeley.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
We do. I feel like this is kind of weird. I didn't know that this was even up for debate. Like it definitely felt like the show ended early, but that's of course like the sign of a good show. They're able to like tell their story on their own terms, go out on their own terms. So I was sad because I liked the show. And like when it ended, I was like, oh, that's a show that I'll miss.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
She opened a new place, Zachary's Zachary's. Are you familiar?
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
But I didn't feel like wronged or mad. They didn't leave us on a cliffhanger.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Well, spoiler alert, he goes back home to Kansas. And so I guess that's where this new show is picking up.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Right, which is very on brand. I also think Jason Sudeikis, a lot of those people in Hollywood, they've all started to like own parts of the women's soccer league across the U.S. They're like trying to make it a thing. A lot of like Eva Longoria, Jennifer Garner are involved in the L.A. I want to say the Angels is the name of the team. That's nice. So like all the...
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
They're trying to create like a big league for women's soccer. So this is obviously like propaganda. Not in a bad way. Yeah. Propaganda has a negative connotation. But like in service of that. Yeah. Because a lot of celebrities have like a big financial stake in women's soccer for some reason. They've all like decided that this is going to be the thing they want to create. Like the next NBA. Yeah.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
No clue. And so somebody posted a review and normally like a restaurant review, like on TikTok, nobody cares. But when they realized it was Love is Restaurant, it became this like huge channel. I'm really not clear on the details, but she's being accused of like elitism. I think maybe a little bit of racism as well for enforcing a dress code. I'm not a hundred percent sure.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
And in terms of... Yes, well... soccer is not an inherently American thing. We happen to be quite good at it as women.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
It does. And so, and we have like a lot of like famous soccer, I don't know one American soccer player who's a man, but I can name like 11 Abby Wambach and Mia Hamm.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
No, that doesn't count. Of American descent, like the women. And I feel like they were just causing drama. Remember, we were talking about Ashlyn Harris. Yeah. Yes. And so I actually follow a bunch of them.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
It's not a bad business venture. And I think bringing in TV, because you know him and Olivia Wilde definitely put money in years ago to one of the LA teams or something. Yeah.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
It's a really good point. I mean, women's soccer has a much harder task because not only do they have to get people to care about women's sports, they also have to get Americans to care about a sport that really doesn't exist. Like the MLS, Major League Soccer, is like nobody gives a fuck. Like remember when... In the Beckham documentary, he talks about his time playing on the American team.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Seriously, there was three people in the stands.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
And David Beckham's there making $100 million. So they have a harder job, although I do think it's more palatable for Americans... No, maybe not palatable. Maybe like it's been many years of the WNBA. And yes, people care now this year more. They do. The Caitlin Clark effect, the Angel Reese, like there's a lot going on.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
But there is a, you have to look as to why people haven't cared up until this point.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I will be very curious to see. I do feel like as Americans, we miss out on the cultural fun of soccer. Soccer's fun.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
And maybe that's what the WNBA has been doing. And we're too in it to see. Right.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yeah. So I think that like the even though the last couple of episodes of Ted Lasso weren't good, there is magic there. Right. Like it's a good formula. The characters are good. The writers are good. This will probably be excellent.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I found myself in the middle of the Zachary's Zachary's drama. And like, I seriously, I, you know what I said to myself? I said, how did we get here? How do we get out? And I just like kept scrolling, but just want to let you know, she's kind of going through it.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I don't like the assistant coach, the bald guy, or like the guy with the beard. What's his name? Like Eagle? It's like a bird.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
And I just texted you. He was my least favorite. You texted me who you don't. Wait, why? I love her.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I like her. Jackie, can I put you on the spot and say who it is?
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
You are. I am. You are. She's, like, so, like, what's wrong with her? I don't know.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
No, no, she's not Keeley. But I also need them to bring back Brett Goldstein, even though he's the writer. He's the writer on the show, so I'm sure he'll still be, like, involved in the project.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Oh my God, he was like walking through the tunnels on drugs.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I don't have it. I don't have it to provide.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
And I did wonder about this. So when I saw the headline, I wondered, was Jason Isaacs wearing a fake penis when we saw his penis on White Lotus?
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Every time I see a penis on TV, it doesn't happen a lot. So it's always big news. And then there's always, was it a prosthetic? Remember Sex Life when he had that big schlong in the shower? They were like, it's a prosthetic. Why? Women show their titties and they're not fake.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I'm not with her. She's got her restaurant set going through a big scandal.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I don't know why they get the option to wear a prosthetic. That needs to be talked about on Confessions of a Female Founder.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
At all. And it was actually kind of random.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yeah, you know, they're like review bombing it.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yeah, no, it's an amazing point. They should have kept this secret in the vault because... You're right, it was so not germane to the storyline. And it actually is kind of not on brand for the dad, who's like this very buttoned up, tailored guy. So it was this random thing, and for it all to have been fake, in service of what?
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
And I'm more focused on the fact that, like, when there's nudity on a woman, like, we've never seen a fake, like, boob, right? They're not wearing breastplates. They're tits.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
No, I'm sorry. It's not the same because men only... I know that you don't feel that way and I don't feel that way either, but, like, that's just what... If a man does nudity, it's penis. If a woman does nudity, there are multiple options, right? There's breasts, there's tissue, there's vagina. Why... Like this, I need the intimacy coordinators and like the women's rights movements.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I need them to get on this. Why do you get the option to do nudity? And if you don't do nudity as a woman, like you're penalized, right? Like it's like you lose roles. And if you're a man, like you just slap on a prosthetic if you're not comfortable showing penis. I don't know. That's actually the definition of inequality.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I didn't say that. Once again, your interpretation of my words is merely a reflection of your thoughts.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I didn't say that. She's flipping. Okay, by the way, big talker. What are your thoughts?
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Keep your dong. In your jeans. And you know what?
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
No, yeah. Nothing but love and respect for our Thomas Ravenel. We're not speaking ill of him. We're just talking about the industry as in a general sense.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I bet they keep it in like a warm climate so that when you slip it on, it's like not freezing. Kind of how like the gel at the doctor for the ultrasound, they keep it in the warmer. Yeah. Maybe they keep it in like a prosthetic warmer. No.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
And then the intimacy coordinator's job is to like physically, I think, put it on.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
The vibes today might be off one because there's no SCQ, but also because I chose the stories. Jax is super busy and I feel like I kind of did an amazing job. What did you think when you opened them up?
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And she definitely walks around also with like a fanny pack full of like different cosmetics needed, like some powder if the penis is shiny, maybe scissors to like trim the pubes.
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We have spoken more about intimacy coordinators in the last year than any two people should.
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Well, I guess all female intimacy coordinators are female founders in a sense.
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Oh, that's true. But maybe like they founded the company of intimacy coordinators.
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Yeah. Only if she's a female. She is only a female. Correct. If you're like a man and your job is an intimacy coordinator, like, okay, creep. Creep much?
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Is it about the brilliant advice Chet Hanks received from his father, Tom?
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I'm sorry. By the way, I only read the headline before I sent it to you.
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It's just advice in the business. I'm completely uninterested in the rest of this story. I thought it was like actual advice about this project. And I was interested in it because I have felt like for years that there has to be like some bad blood between Tom and Chet. Like when you think of Tom's kids. I thought Chet was on the outs. Right.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Right, like when you think about how his family might have like really been upset with him about a lot of his like public facing behavior over the years compared to his brother. Who's the other one? Colin Hanks. Colin, and he's so buttoned up. Oh my God, he's so buttoned up. He gets all the good roles. Like he's really well behaved. Right, he's very well behaved.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
So I feel like Chet has been the bad egg and I could see like Rita and Tom being like annoyed with him. So the fact that Tom was giving him advice on running point, I was like, you know what? The headline here is that they speak. Yeah. Yeah, but this is a year ago. Who knows?
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I need to. It's Female Founder Friday. Okay. Okay.
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Okay, privilege. Like, bare minimum. Do less.
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Can I tell you, though, that his character... That's the job. Do the job and show up. Right. Thanks, Captain Obvious. Maybe they don't speak. Right. Well, the second half of the series, actually, he takes on a little bit of like a darker up until this point. He's like a funny ha ha. But something happens where he's like struggling and he has to. And he's actually like a very dynamic actor.
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He really crushed it. Like that's one of my biggest takeaways from the show is get Chet Hanks more roles.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
No, he's like struggling with something personally. So like maybe he just like quits or he comes back, you know?
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I would say four out of five you needed to know. Not last year's news from the MTV VMAs.
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Hugely important. And I'm glad that you didn't swap out the story once you realized it was a fake.
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Yeah. Well, also when I was looking for stories on page six, it was like, here are all the couples expecting in 2025. And like, it was really Z-list. Were you on there? No. No.
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I know. What the hell? They went out of their way because they had really like bottom of the barrel peeps. People I didn't even hear. I haven't even heard of.
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Yes. Yes. So it's the last time I look for stories because I'm trying to help and I catch a stray.
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Shall we dive into Queenie and Weenie, our final segment of the week? Yeah, we should. So Queenie and Weenie, you guys, a tale as old as time. Every Friday, Jackie and I like to wrap up the week in a little bow with a segment we call Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week. And it's Jackie and I sharing someone who we thought to be Queenie this week and somebody who acted like a weenie.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
And again, it's not that serious. It's a seven-day title. You can be Queenie one week, Weenie the next. It's never happened, but it is possible. Would you like to go first? And should we do Queenie or Weenie? Let me pull one up. I forgot who I chose. We go Queenie first.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Like here's- It was a lot of news about television.
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Uh, it's totally fine. I'm just now realizing I chose two weenies instead of a queenie and a weenie.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
The first weenie is the San Francisco 49ers. I think it was really not a smart move to drop my boyfriend Kyle Juszczyk. I don't like that. Okay, and then I'll go my first weenie. And then also, I said that because it was a jumping off point. I actually meant to talk to you about this offline. Are you familiar with any of the wag drama going on in the 49ers?
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
It's actually ongoing. I had heard about it like a year ago. And the weird part is like, you know who Fred Warner is? He's like a big player on the 49ers.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Okay. So Fred Warner's, I think, wife. They have a baby together. Sydney Warner. Yeah. She was on The Bachelor and then just like happened to have like a successful career as an influencer and married. And he's really good. So like she's really popular. And there's like a noticeable like schism up until this point between her and the other wives. And when you think of all the girlies.
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We'll just- Let them yell at you for a day.
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And like over the years, she has like posted things that like led people to believe she really dislikes Kristen Juszczyk. And on Monday when it was announced that Kyle was released, like everybody on the 49ers, all the other players, all the other wags are posting like crying. Kyle, we love you. Pictures of Kyle from the last 10 years. Sydney starts posting, what an amazing, beautiful day.
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It's a lot of pressure choosing a story. So if you didn't like it today, it was all Jackie.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Isn't this the most amazing Monday you've ever seen in your whole fucking life? I love Monday. Like really? Like very obviously being like, oh, Kyle was dropped. Kristen's leaving the team. I love it. Yeah. And there's a lot of speculation about what the beef is. Nobody knows. People are just like guessing online. But a lot of people thought that was really kind of, you know,
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tasteless to celebrate the man losing his job. And that's why I chose the 49ers as my weenie because I just wanted to tell you that.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
So the streets and the internet, which they have no proof. They say it's like a disagreement on politics. Who's what? Well, they said that Sydney is more liberal and then like some of the other wags, Kristen included, are more conservative. They have no proof of that.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
No, but we have nothing to go on here, so I think that's a lot of people's natural inclination is just to be like politics.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Correct, which leads me to my second weenie of the week. Thank you so much. Just this entire season of Love is Blind. And I guess in a small way, I need to make myself the weenie of the week because I know a lot of our listeners only started picking up this season because it probably sounded really funny and interesting based on my funny and interesting recaps.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Like how many, how much did we laugh over the last month? Like if I was listening to a show, I'd say, oh, I would watch Love is Blind. And the whole thing was full of losers. And I felt like a loser just watching it with the reunion that we recapped on Monday. Yeah. Yeah, everything was truly the definition of weenie-licious.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
So I would say Love is Blind season, whatever, Minnesota season, and the San Francisco 49ers are my weenies of the week. I'm sorry, no queenie this week. Not my fault everybody was acting like a weenie.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
There's not enough to, like, converse about. Yeah. But also, like, sometimes I have to really, I know when to put forth, like, internet stuff that I want to talk about, right? And, like, that I can explain to you and some of our, you know, beloved Gen X listeners. And the other week, there was something going on on the internet that people were, like, really shook we weren't talking about.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Oh, my God. Wait, we didn't even talk about Kelly Clarkson's new song with Rascal Flatts came out today. I'm moving on.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
The Rascal Flatts album that we spoke about at the beginning of the week. It hasn't come out yet. I think they're releasing song by song. And this morning they released.
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I'm moving on cover of Rascal Flatts with Kelly Clarkson. I would love to hear your thoughts. Let me say my thoughts really quickly.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Take your helmet off. Take your helmet off. I just want to say it's so good. I love the song. I'm moving on. But I really I could have used more of a duet. It's basically a Kelly Clarkson cover, which I'm, of course, never complaining about. But the fun was that like they would be collaborating and it's pretty much Kelly the whole time.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
And then like Gary at the end, there's never really any point in the song where they're singing together. I feel like they weren't even in the same room and they didn't like harmonize with another. I was looking for more like pargy harmonies and the blending of vocals. And I didn't really get that. I just got like a beautiful Kelly Clarkson cover. It's still good, obviously.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
It's like the best song I've heard this year. But that's it. All right, Jackie, look alive. We're good. Put your helmet back on.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
There's like literally someone at my door. I have to go. Hello.
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Yeah, I'm having wallpaper installed, but in 30 minutes.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Jackie's coming to town in a few weeks, so I'm getting our second studio setup set up where we can record together in person in a pargy. There won't be frames, so everyone can just unclench.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
It was like this rap battle beef between Alabama Barker and Bad Baby, the Cash Me Outside girl.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Now, I want to tell you guys, I know nothing about it other than what I just said, that Travis Barker's daughter, Alabama, who's like a social media influencer and who's like 16, is beefing with the Cash Me Outside Dr. Phil girl, who has become a pretty well-respected rapper.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yes, yes. She's a woman of means. Beyond that, I... actually like couldn't get myself to learn more about the drama. Like I have, I have standards for myself. You know what I mean? And like, that is information I actually don't want to know. I don't think it's good for my brain. I don't think it's good for the baby.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I don't know. I don't care to know. That is something I actually chose. I would like to be excluded from this narrative. Speaking of the baby, I did something really crazy last night. The bad baby? No.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I went to bed and I was just like, you know when you get in your head about something and you know it's fake, but the more you think about it, you convince yourself that that's the reality. I'm like, oh, I really haven't felt the baby kick all day. I know I felt one in the bath, but usually these days I can feel the baby a lot. So then like I was dreaming about like the lack of kicks.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
And then I woke myself up at four in the morning and I was like fully convinced that something was wrong. Like nothing was wrong. I was like laying in bed, Googling how to feel the baby kick. I laid in bed for four hours on my left side, like tapping the belly. Sorry, not for four hours, four in the morning for one hour until I felt three kicks.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Like I was having the craziest like psychosis in the night. And I was like telling you, I felt nothing in my belly. I felt like I was like back on Ozempic. Like I felt like skinny as a needle.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
It was terrible. The tricks the mind plays.
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But this morning he was like, I'm here. Right.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
It was too restful. It was too restful. Things were too quiet.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Jackie, let me tell you, I almost took myself to the emergency room. Like that's how like I was like really convincing myself something was wrong.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yes. And you're supposed to like trust that instinct.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I know I know and I was like if I just and I was like gonna text Dr. Fox like I really and I'm glad that I didn't because like it's like nothing happened but I don't know I just like had a feeling but my feeling was wrong you to come in the morning and just get on the monitor and like yeah I'll see the kicks and they'll send you home yeah I was like to say I think they deal with night's rest I think they deal with that often
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I think a lot of girls take themselves to the emergency room and are like, like trusting their intuition.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Just be like, make sure there's a baby in there. It's like, there's so much trust, you know, in pregnancy. Like the fact that there is a baby in there, you know?
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
But when you haven't been like in between your doctor's appointments.
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I mean, it's like, according to who? God. God.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yeah, I finished Running Point on Netflix. I felt like maybe it was one or two episodes too long.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I did choose a Running Point story, and that wasn't because, like, selfishly I just finished it. I actually was wondering the content of the story. I was wondering if Chet Hanks got any acting advice from his father, Tom. And you know what? Page Six is going to let us know today. I think, what is that? Probably like third or fourth story fodder, right?
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I know you mean when you say, like, some days it's not, like... it doesn't flow naturally. I feel like you just forced that. Like I did because you literally like held a gun to my head. I bet you over and spanked you. Yeah. You know what? You don't have to do it anymore.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Only when it feels right. Only when it feels right.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
They're not targeting the issue. And I like that smart mouth is a company like dedicated to site. Like if I was a smart scientist and I would want to solve a problem, like bad breath would be one of them. So the inventor of smart mouth is very much like on the same page as me. I'm very breath conscious of my own breath.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I also had like a crazy morning, but not even close. I washed and blew out my hair because we had like two extra hours since you were out touching trucks. We're recording a little bit late. So it was like kind of the perfect time for me to wash my hair this week. I'm broken. Like I... I'm dead.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
You know what? Not to sound like Ben having an Eastern medicine thought.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yeah, an Eastern moment. But does anybody ever realize that the word meditation is medication without the C?
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
It's kind of powerful when you think about it, right?
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Correct. And that's what being dyslexic, that's the type of like really intellectual thoughts you're going to get from a girl who reads ads who is definitely dyslexic. I definitely like when I read these ads, the words are just like all over the page.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
No. Piper, no. No, I don't want to explore it. I live to have like six undiagnosed medical conditions. I have ARFID.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Thank you for reminding everyone about my IBS. I appreciate it. She has Whenever someone like talks about their IBS and I'm not saying that we should ever be ashamed of our illnesses, like speak your truth. But as somebody who like talks about IBS, like I need to stop talking about it because I just know the person I'm telling is like envisioning me on the toilet making a duty.
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And like, I don't want that image in their head.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Well, people don't realize I have the type of IBS where I was constipated.
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Yeah, but I need them to know it's the good type of IBS. The beautiful type.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
So yes, I did technically get diagnosed with IBS, but I haven't gotten diagnosed for my dyslexia or my ARFID.
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And these are the invisible illnesses that me and millions of Americans are living with every day.
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No, dyslexia is real. And I'm telling you, I feel like I have it.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
And through comprehensive hormone testing, ongoing medical expert care, nutritional support, tailored treatments, including medications when needed, Alara helps you feel your best and manage your symptoms and conditions.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
So many of our listeners suffer from hormonal issues like this, and sometimes it's even impossible to get a diagnosis or get your doctor to take you seriously, and then to receive ongoing care. And that's why Alara is so dedicated to these specific issues. It's trusted by over 15,000 women. Alara provides compassionate, effective care that you can count on all in one place.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Thank you, Jackie, for letting me borrow your iPad.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
That's a huge movement online right now, free turd.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
No, I do kind of like hate though that they didn't coin this phrase. Like people say it all the time. Do you should always be dating your husband?
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
You watched? No, but... I was getting ready last night. So I'm here for a wedding. It was like the first night of the wedding. The bride is Moroccan. So last night was like a henna party. It was like very fun. I had like fun and glam. So I'm sitting in glam and I needed to watch something. So I just put on the TV in the hotel and I put on Bravo and Southern Charm was on.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
No, and this is like a lot of internet talk. People are always like, keeping the romance alive while you have young kids. And a lot of this is like a little impractical for regular folk.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
And I think Dan and Shay said it best when they said, we should be alone together.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
That's not a date. But you go to the movies, like, on his birthday.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
I don't know if you saw like our listeners kind of are doubting that you have long COVID. They say you're faking it and that you just have the flu and you need to like sit down.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
And I'm so glad you have a community of other really mentally well long COVID sufferers. Yeah. And if you've ever ended up on like the side of TikTok or any social media platform of like long COVID sufferers. That's where you want to be. Who have like had long COVID for like three years. And at some point it does transition. It's like a mental illness.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Like it's just like, and they are like afraid. They like live in tents in their garage and they like don't go to Thanksgiving. It is actually one of the craziest places to be on the internet. And like you, you actually feel bad even like laughing. Cause it's really not funny. Like these people are actually sick in the head. Yeah. In the head. In the head. Yeah.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Now, it wasn't the new episode. It happened to have been old seasons with Ashley Jacobs. Oh, wow. And I ended up just watching it when Shep brought those two girls. The threesome girls. That also had a threesome with to the party at Patricia's house. That's what I was watching. And I actually watched that season twice. live when it was happening, but it was truly a time capsule.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Like they set up, they set up tents in their garage just so they like don't see their kids and husband.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Speaking of cooking, at the hotel this morning, I had room service for breakfast. I need room service. Yeah, and it was really good. And I tried to cover all my food groups, like something fat, something filling, something healthy. And so I ordered, it said on the menu, like homemade chocolate chip muffin. Wasn't as good as yours? I don't know.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Maybe it's because, yeah, I just baked a muffin for the first time.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
I've actually been to Morocco where I attended a different henna event. Okay. You're kind of trans Moroccan. I'm definitely, I'm definitely like,
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
feeling my latin side being in miami and it's been amazing to like see my community but as a moroccan latina toaster um yeah i just i feel like it's not driving home enough for for some of you like i am cultured like i know things about other cultures multiple henna's Three. On multiple continents. And actually one of the henna's I went to was like a Yemenite henna's.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Like people really think they know me. And then they're like, they're shocked. I'm literally an onion. It's true. And what I was going to say was I ate so much at the henna. There was like meats everywhere. I had three tums in my purse and I ate all of them.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
And like I had, do you know what an aureus is? I always say it wrong.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
It's like a pocket full of meat. It's so good. Yeah.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Date your spouse. And that's the funny thing about names is like Kylie Kelsey has the same name as Kylie Jenner, but they carry them and wear them so differently. I don't even think of them as having the same name. Yeah. But they're spelled exactly the same. Yeah. That's like other Jackie's other Claudia's. I don't know any other Claudia's and I don't care to, I love being the only Claudia.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Ashley Jacobs was one of the craziest times of my life.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Um, and like, if you know me socially and your name is Claudia and like, you think we're like kind of close, like, so like we're not, you'll never get into the inner circle, but that change your name.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Miles Teller went on Watch What Happens Live? I don't know why I find that so crazy.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
I was at a very cultural event. I was at a henna, so I missed it.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Anya. Wait, Anya. Beth Harmon was on my show. This is like a huge get for Andy. Yeah. I feel like these are two of the biggest stars to ever be on his show.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
No, but there was like a period where all the big stars were going on.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Mariah Carey did a solo episode. I think Oprah's been on. Gaga's been on. But they've been, like, very Bravo-centric recently. So this is a huge get.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Well, now that you guys are on our YouTube channel, because you must be watching today's episode on YouTube, first of all, don't forget to subscribe. And second of all, feel free after this episode to go watch Ashley Jacobs sitting on Thomas Ravenel's lap. Do you want to feel free? I don't think you should feel great.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
And I want to say something. At what period of Michael's life are they casting? Because if they're doing a long stretch of time, they're going to need two actors.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
The thing is, of course, you shouldn't objectify another human being. But I can understand Andy in this moment. The hottest man on the planet is on your show talking about his crotch. And it's Andy. It's a natural instinct just to look down really briefly.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
And Miles clocked him. Yeah. The thing about Miles is he's kind of his own man. And he's going to speak up for himself. Yeah. And based on the transcription in this page six article, I can't tell if the vibes were like extremely weird.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Reading it without emotion. Yeah. For the most part, everybody really gets into the vibes of Watch What Happens Live. They don't take it too seriously. The only time I can really think of things going really poorly was very sadly, what should have been a hilarious episode, Titus Andromedon, Titus Burgess on Watch What Happens Live.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Yeah, well, there lies the issue. Titus. Titus. Titus from Kimmy Schmidt. His name is Titus in real life. He was on Watch What Happens Live. And you could tell he kind of just had a chip on his shoulder. I don't know what it was regarding. And then Andy asked a question that...
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
was like a little, if you know everything about Titus and you're his super fan, like you should have known like a piece of that information being like, it's already on Broadway or whatever. And he like was so offended. It was like, you did no research and the whole vibe was so weird. That's like probably the weirdest episode of Watch What Happens Live in my memory. Interesting.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
But if you're going on, like you know what it is. I'm sure Kelly was like, Miles, like this is fun.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Flirty, have a drink. Lighten up. Yeah, it's important to have a wife whose fingers on the pulse of culture who can explain things to you when you're Miles Taylor and like the only social media you have is a Twitter account.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
about these two as a couple for a while and i actually didn't even think of the remote possibility that he would help her with her music and the way i actually like them as a couple i have no problem with them but now i think they're an even better couple because the one thing missing from selena's like recent career moves is like good music yeah but it's like she hasn't wanted to make music but the music she has made the last couple okay the last couple have been bad but like revival
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Like, I just feel like the amount of hate when I think of like all the scandals that we've had, like internet cancellations, we don't even consider the Ashley Jacobs of it all. We got canceled, not canceled, but people thought like that there was a conspiracy amongst us, Thomas and Ashley, because the only interview she did that entire season happened to be our random podcast.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
hip hop country pop he also has like so many collaborators he has real hits real hits everybody everyone would be happy with that choice that's so funny you didn't answer my text yesterday but on my flight here i decided to just like watch a ton of super bowl performances it was like it came up on my youtube okay what was your text I sent you a link. Okay. To the first one Bruno Mars ever did.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Yes. Unbelievable. I've watched it recently. Oh, my God. And when I think of Bruno Mars, I always think of the one of Beyonce and Coldplay.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Even though that was not his. That was Coldplay's. And Coldplay decided to bring out. No. Beyonce and Bruno. The 2016 Super Bowl halftime show where Bruno brings out. Oh, sorry. He brought out at the very end Red Hot Chili Peppers, which was probably my least favorite part. Fatal flaw. Yeah. But. It was unbelievable. Not only does he sing like nobody's ever sung. The way he's moving.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
He dances like nobody's ever danced. He plays the drums. He does it all. It is so great. It's so much energy. And then I watched Gaga. I watched Katy Perry. I watched the Coldplay Beyonce, Bruno Mars one. They were just like on this playlist and I was really enjoying it on the plane. But we don't talk enough about 2016.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
I'm so sorry. Please don't fire me.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Yeah. Because even since that time, there are so many hits of his that are now like concrete hits. Cause I think that was before 24 karat magic. And then I think, yeah, they brought out when, when Coldplay brought out Bruno Mars and, He brought up Bruno Mars and Mark Ronson, so like 24-karat magic. That was during the time, but he hasn't done it since then. Apatow, such a Super Bowl song.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Big Wet and Juicy, that's such a Super Bowl song.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
It was literally, it was such a big rumor last year, I thought it was real.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
What was the story here? I'm sorry. Like I totally.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Right. So I want to say that a part of whenever we're analyzing their relationship, which is a lot, we don't talk enough about like the potential for her music comeback. And I don't think that's of great interest to her. Like she crushes it in other, you know, the acting, Rare Beauty, but her music has suffered like majorly in the last couple of years. Yeah.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
And he is like the hit maker of Hollywood. So it's kind of like a party duo. I don't think that's why she's dating him, but.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
I bet it's much better than the stuff she's been putting out. So for that, like that's a, that's a bonus. That's a plus.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
I love a good rhyme. Yeah. You know, I feel like that lyric was inspired by RhymeZone.com. Yeah, like RhymeZone.com slash fast.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
No, I agree with you that like her current career, it's funny how so many of the pop girls, because I also watched Lady Gaga's Super Bowl performance, which is... Perfection. It's perfection. Like, when she gets up on the piano and does Million Reasons and everybody has, like, candles in the air, it's seriously, like, good luck not crying.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
But it's so interesting how, like, so many of the big pop girlies, like, left that pop scene to do acting. Like, if I could do either, like, I would so want to be a pop star.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Gaga, Ariana now, Selena. Like, you could, like, acting...
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
sounds ms honestly like it's so awkward having to like kiss other people and pretend to be like like my name is mabel no it's not it's fucking selena gomez like it just doesn't sound fun whereas being a pop star is a dream yeah like if i can see anything in the world i would want to be a pop star yeah that's when they like lady gaga has always been one of my favorites and as an actress like she just leaves me she leaves me behind she doesn't lose me but i'm just like i'm gone yeah you're not like standing the acting yeah same even with kim
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Yes, exactly. Why people like want to become actors who are really successful in other things, especially like women in Hollywood.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
So it's really HGTV at its best, but it's not just about the flips. There's obviously stunning transformations, competitive banter, but there's also some really deeply raw and at times uncomfortable personal moments. Actually, during the show, Christina and her now ex-husband, Josh Hall, filed for divorce. He's out of the show. So it's really real and gritty.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
In this week's episode, things are getting even juicier because Christina calls in her second ex-husband, Ant Anstead, to judge the guest suite. So you heard that right. Three ex-husbands in one show. The drama is real. But let's not forget the heart of the series, the transformations.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
I know. They will. I feel like everybody's talking about the flip-off. Like, no cap.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
We were talking about it yesterday in May News. But, like, we would talk about it. But I think everybody else would talk about it, too. Yeah. Catch the latest episode this Wednesday night at eight, seven central on HGTV and check out this one of a kind competition. If you haven't tuned in yet, you can get caught up on the episodes on max. I'm telling you, you don't want to miss it.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Especially if you want to know like what's going on on the toast, you have to watch a flip off to keep up.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
So I feel like it means she regrets taking Blake's side. I don't know if that was like her truth at the time, but I think it's like, it doesn't matter. It's not worth the backlash. And also once she... stepped in it and like got herself involved. She's like a major player here. Like this is her story. It's her mother's. Well, it's, it's inspired by her mother's story, but it's her book.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
So when she took a side, it was like kind of a big deal, but she received a lot of backlash in the form of, um, rumors and gossip about an incident with her son. Yeah. So I think that's why she had initially deactivated it. She, she took Blake's side. And then this had been a story that would have been like whispered about on the internet.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
I had seen it like on Tik TOK, but apparently there was an incident with her son. He was accused of like sexual harassment or sexual assault and Colleen and her and his and her family, like obviously, you know, protected the son. And I think kind of maybe it's something weird, like the, and so it's been this, and she kind of,
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
put her and her family right at the center of this media war and took Blake's side. I think she didn't like the feedback she received. She deactivated her social media. Now she's back. She can't really not be on social media. She's an active part of not only this film, but like all of her books are currently being made into different movies with different, partners and different celebrities.
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Jackie keeps acting like she grew up in Boise. She's in the studio. She's like, yeah, big city slicker. It's like you literally grew up in Manhattan.
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And so she's, she goes to like book-a-thon.
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methodical, using other people as pawns.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
No, but also when she did get involved, it was like a part of this big wave of momentum, right? Everybody was team Blake. Yeah. And then Paul Feig and Jenny Slate. So it was kind of like, it's easy to be, speak out on someone's behalf when everyone's doing it.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
And so I don't think they foresaw it turning so quickly back to team Justin and an anti-Blake Colleen rhetoric. So I think she thought like it was kind of going to be the end of it, but it starts.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Like she doesn't have a real power. No, she's very much like a front facing part of this. Like people, they use her for media and press and it's like exciting. She's like a woman's story. But she doesn't have real input.
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And to get your book made, she really is, like, before all this, it was, I remember they did, like, a New York Times profile on her and it was, like, that particular year she sold two million books. Like, she's such an amazing success. And she's, um... kind of revitalized a stereotypically like, you know, people never gave romance novels much.
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Okay, ready? Speaking of making small things. No, what did you say? Big deal out of small things. I have news. You're wearing a dress? I am wearing a dress because this dress is all that fits me right now. I'm with child, so everybody can eat my ass, but no. But it's about my child. It's huge news.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
They were never like, you know, in the front of the bookstore. It was never like sexy. It was just like kind of like these things women read in their spare time. So she revitalized like an entire different genre. She really is like a trailblazer. And now she's just kind of been like, like it's like a pawn, you know?
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
And she has so many exciting projects coming up. Almost all of her books get optioned. And she's really like a, she's a major success and she is like an inspiration. But now we just think of her as like, Blake, Claire, Baldoni.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Yeah, which was great for PR and great for like, because the book was really created on social media, like the hype. So you can't leave people in the dust. You have to bring them on that journey with you. But that's really not stereotypically in the past how books get made. Like you buy a book and the author has no part of any of it. And that's, you know, hard for them.
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But that's what you get when you sell your book.
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It's just crazy that this is the first one and it went so south.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
And the fact that it's the type of scandal that the things we're talking about are sexual harassment, women in the workplace, and the book is literally about these things. It's seriously like- It's stranger than fiction. It's like self-fulfilling.
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And welcome back to The Toast. Happy Friday. That so doesn't feel like a Friday. You guys, it's the last day of the week. Obviously, we're rejoicing. We're really grateful. However, so much is happening.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
This has been Aaron Rodgers recently, like big time loser.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Yeah. They kind of need, even though he didn't do a good job, but I don't know if it's more so that Aaron Rodgers isn't good anymore, or it's just the curse of the Jets. The Jets, they could have Tom Brady and everyone, and they just still wouldn't be able to do well. It's something in the air, in that arena.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
crazy person like he's not going out like this he wanted to play that same season that he got injured yeah no I mean you have to really orchestrate when you're like a great quarterback or any player but specifically quarterback you have to orchestrate like a really um a pargy way of going out even like Jason Kelsey that's the most recent retirement while he didn't win it was still an honorable way to go right the Kelsey bull he went out on top
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
You know, Tom Brady did go out well the first time, and then he just kind of embarrassed himself. But you want to make it- No, but he won another Super Bowl with the Bucks. Yeah, but he lost his family in return.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Yesterday, after we recorded yesterday's episode, the second we stopped, Dr. Fox detected me with my glucose results. Now, I could have shared them on social media, but I thought, we're family here, save it for the show. And there's been a lot of speculation about whether or not Turdy tested positive for gestational diabetes. Was she GD Aladin or GD Aladin? And the answer is, I am GD Aladin.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
If they don't come back, they were never yours. In an ideal situation, you win the Super Bowl and then you retire. But you have to do it in a way that's not embarrassing. And this is embarrassing. I'm going to come and revitalize this loser-y team. He's not going out this way. You got injured and then you got cut. So that's what I'm saying. He kind of... He can't. He can't.
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Oh my God, by the way, I just want to say, I didn't know that. I just like was using my knowledge of football to make an educated guess.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Because all the wives and girlfriends... The best part of the 49ers is Olivia Culpo, Kristen Juszczyk, Claire Kittle, the girlies. So I just want to know who Aaron would be bringing to the crew.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
You would love that though. I would, but they don't have a football team. Yeah, but then you have to travel to the big city and become a big city slicker for the game.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Well, that's actually a great transition because we have Queenie and Weenie and there are a little bit of like, I have some sports selects. Okay. So Queenie and Weenie of the Week is a segment we do every Friday. Just sort of wrap up the week, take a look at the week at a glance and give out two awards to Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Somebody who acted like a Queenie this week and somebody who acted like a Weenie this week. It's a seven day title. It's not that serious. You can be Queenie one week, Weenie the next. It hasn't happened, but it could.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Yeah. Just like, don't take it so serious. Yeah. So you're going to do queen near weenie first.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Yeah, no, that's definitely up there for me.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
My Queenie is Saquon Barkley. Similar but different. I just feel like I wasn't really familiar with Saquon and this week was a big week for Saquon, obviously winning the Superbowl, but more so the media appearances. Um, he's getting praised online for defending Taylor Swift and everything I see about this man. And he's just like a cute fiance and they have a baby. Like everything I see, I like.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
And I also just learned about his like story from the giants. Like I'm just learning. And I'm like, yeah. And I just want to like keep the Philadelphia Eagles fans who listened to this show. I want to keep them happy because, um, they're a scary bunch. They're a scary bunch. And they'll come to your town, you know?
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
I am... Not having to take the three hour test. Yeah, I passed my glucose test. I'm so skinny. Like he basically, this is what Dr. Fox said when he texted me. He said, glucose...
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
My weenie of the week, and I'm sorry to do this because she has been through a lot, but weenie behavior needs to be called out. It's Mandy Moore. The more I think about that story we talked about yesterday where she was blowing up Amazon for delivering that package to her parents-in-law's burnt-down house.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
And something we didn't even talk about when we were discussing it is it can't be overstated that her parents... order that shit to that specific location. So we're mad at Amazon for doing their jobs. Like maybe, maybe the driver was like, Oh, the person whose house burned down, like doesn't have anywhere else to live. So they need like a delivery point. Like, I don't know.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
The more I thought about it, I feel like, You have to be really careful when you're a celebrity going online to complain about social media. Not only did she misread the room here, she's also wrong in this situation.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
She's America's sweetheart. That's the thing. And like, she's always like, and up until recently, she's kind of been one of the most vocal celebrities and one of the celebrities who lost the most. So people are just championing her right now. And I'm down. And then the more I think about the situation critically, I'm like, wait, I love you.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
This has been a beautiful episode. I think we absolutely crushed. Drew, you agree? Yeah, he agrees. And that's our show, you guys. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast the Millennium Morning Show, where we deliver the Fast Five stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching us on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give us a video, a thumbs up.
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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
We're also available as a podcast and where podcasts can be found. So that's Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Video, iHeartRadio, CastBox, all the places where we listen to podcasts. Find us, the Toast, leave a five-star review about how beautiful, stunning, and wickedly talented we are.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
You passed. You're slightly anemic. So what I heard. So we called you skinny. You are so skinny. Frail. You are suffering malnourishment from how skinny you are. You have no food in your body, your skin and bones. And we are worried about you at this office. That's what I heard Dr. Fox say. That's what he said. Yeah. He said slightly anemic. So it's giving slim. It is.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
It's giving clean bill of health, TGTGBH, God willing. Yeah. And yeah, so I don't have to suffer that three-hour test. I don't have to drink that thing ever again until the next time. Even if she liked it a little too much. Yeah. But it just kind of... It wasn't the news I was expecting. I kind of just felt like my fate was to have gestational diabetes. Do you know what I mean?
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Yeah, well, everybody really hypes up that glucose test. So I like made it my whole personality. I made like a thousand TikToks about it. People being like, are you really making this your personality? Well, I was made to think it was a big deal. It kind of isn't.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
And she was like, what if we get a studio? And I was like, this bitch is like always doing so much. Like I'm pregnant. Can I just lay at home and podcast? And she forced us to do it. And she is a hundred percent right. We found this pargylicious studio. Drew is here. He's live switching. If you're watching on the- Show him the live switch.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Oh, you're friends without electricity, like you're granola friends?
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Well, I did hear, actually, we got some really interesting feedback from yesterday's episode about some of our crunchier girls who didn't want to do the drink. And there are other options. That's what we said. You can, but no, not like, you know. Gatorade? No, a Snickers. Even though I feel like a Snickers is just as unhealthy as that drink.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
I had just written a couple of things down I wanted to share.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Also, first of all, happy Valentine's Day. Oh my God, happy V-Day to you as well. And it begs the question, will you be mine?
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
I knew consciously, like it was subconsciously it was Valentine's Day, but I didn't wake up and think it's Coronation Day until I got this really, really beautiful text from my husband who left the house at 6 a.m. to go golf.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
I don't want to rub it in, but I got this text from my husband that kind of is going to put all these other bitches to shame. Ready? Are you going to read it out loud? Happy Game Tunes Day, Angel. I love you. It was obviously a typo. Happy Game Tunes Day, Angel. I love you. I said Game Tunes. She said Valentine's Day, LOL.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Oh, we switch, we switch. And then also go back to the regular one. You guys see how we're like, ooh, and we're moving. You see there's like a very slow wave. Yeah, we're just kind of leveling up. These other bitches could never.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
It's called setting up a joke. Like I was, I wanted you to think that.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Happy Game Tunes Day to you. Happy Game Tunes Day.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Yeah, I did get flowers. They're in my hotel room. Not to be like, you know.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Actually, they were arriving as I left, so I didn't actually see them. Oh, okay. Yeah. And then the other thing I wanted to say, just like a quick correction from yesterday's episode. I went on this like whole long diatribe. Maybe you heard it, maybe you didn't because my audio fucking sucked yesterday. I'm really sorry about that.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
About how I wanted to make a more conscious effort to expand our boomer demographic.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
And I quickly realized that thanks to some of the comments, I actually was wrong. I don't want boomers. We want Gen X. Okay. I got confused between my gen and my generations. I'm not even 100% sure what Gen X is, but Gen X are like the people that own homes.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
And then above X is boom. Boom. And the boom, like I actually don't think they would understand us at all.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
What are the stories like by me today?
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
I love your Capris. Did you say Capri or Capri?
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Yes, I'm so excited after this. Not that I'm rushing through the episode. I would absolutely never do that.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
After the party in the studio, I am spending the day with my family, which I'm so excited about. Snitch is in town, too. She's also at the wedding. So Liv and Jax are just bringing the kids. We're going to have lunch. We're going to swim. I'm so excited.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Right, right, right. While paying respect to that.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
And giving credit where credit is due. Yeah.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
30 minutes right whatever the air conditioning level is at i'm not gonna be able to change it like how are people i saw someone texting and driving on the highway i'm like what are you doing that's so funny i feel that way about picking your nose and driving like and i always i couldn't have taken a hand off the wheel well of course then you're losing 50 of your mobility but also like nose picking when you're like an avid nose picker like requires deep thought and concentration and then also supplies because once you get the bugger like you need a tissue to like rub it into yeah and so whenever i see people picking their nose i'm like stay away from that driver because they are reckless or like
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
That's, jot it down for title. Regular but American.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Just like the concept of driving really fast with like a lot of other cars and never stopping. Like you just get used to it and then you can unclench a little bit. Like I'm sure you were so close to the electric shoulders up by your ears.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
I wouldn't have moved it one inch. So I think that like conceptually it gets like less of a big deal and then you can just kind of relax.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Regular but extraordinary Americans. Americans. It's also just a Friday, which means we have such a good show. We have the Fast Five. We have to catch up. We have Queenie and Weenie. And of course, who could forget Sudden Charm Recap?
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Or what about that girl who took herself to Target, that five-year-old girl who stole her parents' car?
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Do you see it? No, I don't see it. Okay, yeah, it didn't, like, stick so well. I think I took it off too soon.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
A lot of people don't know, this is actually my third henna festivity I've been to. The bride for this wedding is Moroccan, and so, like, before the wedding, there's a big celebration where, like, it's called a henna, but a henna's also a type of tattoo. I'm not 100% clear. And then the bride, like, gives out little, like... like satin ribbons with like a glob of henna in it.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
It's supposed to be good luck. And she gave me a blessing. So like, I'm just, I'm feeling like very spiritual and holy at it. And I know you're like making fun of my tattoo, but if you want me to like give you a little bit of that.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Cause you went to a religious affair and you were also feeling connected to the Lord.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
That's what you can come to expect here from the show. Like spirituality, guidance, driving tips, things of that nature.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Yeah. But like, I want to buy this place like and live here.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
This is so Pargy. It really is. And you know what? You know what? Whenever we talk about how ever since we went remote, whenever we podcast in person, we like feel weird.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
It's the lighting or something. I'm not sure.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
You could say that to Jake's face and, like, around friends, but not publicly.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
I think that's also brother tings. Like we're not used to those dynamics because we try to be sensitive to each other's like insecurities.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
No, that also is like a true, like only sociopaths do that.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
That's why we'll seriously never be true successful people.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
I know. I'm glad that you were able to accomplish something that you set out to do. That's huge. Like...
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
And I was really shook to find out that the Redheads chose a Lucy scorebook for next month, not to spoil it.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
That's very funny. That's like so extravagant.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Something that I want to check off my list to do today, especially since it's before Passover. I don't know if you saw that the Kardashians did a collab with Crumble Cookie.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Where like Crumble has like six new cookies they release every week, like new flavors. And this week it's six Kardashian cookies. Kylie, Kendall, Khloe, Kris, Kim and Kourtney all did their own flavors. I've seen everyone talking about it on social media. I'm like, I really want to try it. I keep like wanting to try Crumble.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
I haven't, I've actually had a bite of like a Crumble cookie, but I've never like, you know, done the whole experience where you like try all six of the week. And I feel like this is my week.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Well, it's very personal cookie flavors. And Courtney is getting a lot of shit for doing a flourless chocolate cake. Like they also they do cookies, but some of their cookies are also like cakes. They're mini cakes.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
The internet has pretty much declared Kendall's as the best. It's like a chocolate chip, chocolate cookie dough.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Agreed. She's a very normal person. Kim did snickerdoodle. Yeah. Kim's was really basic snickerdoodle. Okay. Chris's was a, I've seen it. It's highly contested. It's either people's favorite or Lee's favorite.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
It's a yellow cake chocolate frosting, which is like a unique combo, yellow cake chocolate frosting.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
It was like when she worked with Boohoo.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
One good thing about my acupuncture is that it's right by a place that serves great frozen yogurt. Now, I don't want to say the name because it's like a New York institution and they're also a family owned business. And I really like them. I mean, their ice cream is very good. I usually get carob chips when I go to this particular place. I don't know why.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
But I got sprinkles and I just want to say their sprinkles. It was like literally having ice cream with gravel. I was like crunching so hard. It ruined my whole day.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Oh, you're so wrong for that. You are so wrong for that. I have beef.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
what is your go-to ice cream frozen yogurt topping oh like cookies and cream with oreo will always slap oreo is like always pretty much i've been doing a lot of bar i love a heath bar in that vein i've actually been doing a lot at 40 carrots they have rhesus cups like chopped up that's fucking delicious that's like when you're being really fat yeah and i mean if you're getting the ice cream like be fat you know it's frozen yogurt like you can actually do it in a healthy way you could but why would you
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
I mean, I wouldn't. I know that there are. I know people who get like banana slices. Like, are you okay?
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
It's not an ideal texture scenario. I will give you on that. But once you can get past that, especially if you do mini M&M's, it's really a pargy, crunchy treat.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Don't sleep on. Most places don't have it, except Tasty Delight does, which is why I'm familiar. We need more frozen yogurt places to carry peanut butter chips. They look like chocolate chips, but they're made of peanut butter. A nice good French vanilla with a peanut butter chip topping is so fucking delicious.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Yummy, yummy. Check it out. Highly recommend it. 40 Carats doesn't have that. They need to work on that.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
We caught them slipping. We caught them slipping.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
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The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
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The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
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The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
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The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Wait, you didn't things in which we hide from the light. You never read that one. Wait, that's really crazy. That wasn't like, like such a classic book.
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The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
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The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
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The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
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The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
I thought you were going to say turd main. I keep trying to, like, guess what you're going to say. Like, I said domain, and you said, like, turd main, you know?
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Oh, I love that. It's actually a good idea.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Your camera's still working? I know you're having some camera troubles.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Yeah, I was shocked when I saw this. Now, people on the internet are so quick to be like, it's Vogue Turkey and it's the digital cover. Bitch, where are you? In your mom's basement? Like, eat my ass. Like, I thought this was so cool. Yeah, you can't get to the cover of Vogue America without, you know, stepping stones. And this is still huge. They look so cute. I love that they did it together.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Yeah, I do wonder if it was like they reached out to Alex and she wanted to have her sister on because it was really shocking that it was the both of them.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
No, I watched the vlog. It was in Miami.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Yeah, and they wanted it to look like Turkey, so they're on this, like, turnt railroad. Yeah, there's power lines behind them. And then she has to get up because the bright line comes. That is not indigenous to Turkey. No, I do often wonder about, like, those types of international covers.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
So Lucy's score does a good job of maintaining some level. It's not like the most plot driven. There is a story, but sometimes you read like a romance novel that's seriously like these two people are just talking so that they can have sex. Like there's no plot whatsoever. And that's where it's like hard to read romance novels because you're forsaking one for the other.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Right, do you travel? I actually don't think you do. If it's a part of, like, the Conde Nast... Like they have teams here.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
I don't think it didn't look like Turkey, but I've also never been.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Not this like fence or the park bench. I don't know if Turkey is very fancy, but I actually think it's more like gilded. It's actually probably a little bit more similar to Miami than we would think.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
So I do feel like there's been like a visible shift in Alex's content to being like much more family focused. Um, even when she launched her vlog, it was like our Earl family trip to spring break and universal studios. Um, and now like bringing her sister in on the podcast and then bringing her sister in on the vote cover and a lot of her vlogs. Um,
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
I feel like that's been an intentional shift and I think it's a great idea. And now they're kind of doing everything together. Do you think it's in service of the Earl Girls reality show? I think it's in service of they understand their... better off together than like it being the Alex show.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Cause you know, you can, anyone can be like a popular influencer, but when you have like that family, it's like the Kardashian thing. Like it's, it's magic when you have it. And so I think that they're seeing that and their stepmom has had a lot of success on social media. She has a lot of followers on Tik TOK. So they're all sort of doing their own thing.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
And there is this like very organic, authentic interest in their family because they are very wealthy. The, the, step mom and the dad have this very interesting sort of scandalous story.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Everyone's good looking. The kids who are like the blended kids, the younger kids are very cute. And like, they love tick tock and there was doing crumble cookie reviews. Like it's, they're kind of made for it. So I think that they're really leaning into it now. And I think also the dad managing her and Ashton as of like last year, probably had a lot to do with that too.
The Toast
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And maybe that's why they didn't want to be on the podcast anymore. Um, But I feel like I'm seeing this shift, and I think it's actually really good for her.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Like, kind of, yeah, right, for the Swirlies. I could see that.
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Yeah, I guess like I don't think a Vogue America does digital covers, but if they did like this would be a great one.
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It's like either it's really good smut or really good plot. It's like, what happened to both? Lucy's score is definitely up there with doing it well.
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I also feel like this doesn't put them completely out of the running, at least Alex, to be at the Met Gala. At least the Turkish Met Gala. No, but you know what I mean. Like Vogue Turkey, like you can clown on it as much as you want. Not you, I'm saying. Like I see people on the internet. It is a part of Conde Nast proper. No, I'm not saying you.
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Funny, but it's it's a foot in the door of Condé Nast. Like it's very real. So there are some like unaffiliated Vogue's like you can tell like they're like spun out on their own. Vogue Turkey like is is legit. And so I do feel like we will see Alex Earl at the Met Gala. Why wouldn't we? They always dip into very small amounts of influencers and especially TikTok. And she's really that girl.
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Her and Nara Smith, I think, will be there.
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Representing the digital swirlies. And I feel represented.
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Like, flawless execution. We love to see it start to finish. Yeah.
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Yes, it's not the most compelling book you'll ever read, but it's cute and sweet. And she does good world building. She finds random places. I don't know where this one takes place, but she's always taking you to cute little towns.
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I mean, so sad. ALS is like Lou Gehrig's disease for those who don't know. And it's just like, over time, it can take years, like your body just completely decomposes and like stops working. Use your motor skills, your ability to talk. And it's really hard. Obviously, I follow Brooke on TikTok, who has...
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ALS and she was on our show too so I feel like I actually know a lot about it from her um and it's great that like he's still at the stage where he can continue to work and he should and honestly euphoria being pushed back for as long as it was was probably really annoying for him yeah time is on his side um but this is so sad so sad and I saw he was getting divorced from Rebecca Gayhart who was his wife but they put their divorce on pause
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Oh, have they? Yeah. Oh, interesting. I didn't know that he was getting divorced. He's very handsome.
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Kind of reminds me a little bit of like what Bruce Willis is going through. Like you can be the most famous person in the world on the top show, but it's like a disease like that comes and it's just like nobody cares that you're famous. Like it's just it comes for everyone. What does he have? He has dementia, right?
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And people love Eric Dane because he's from Grey's Anatomy.
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Is he McSteamy? And Patrick's McDreamy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right. And they're both not on the show anymore.
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Got it. So he means a lot to a lot of people.
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Steamy's not on. But Dreamy made a cameo like two years ago. Everyone was talking about it. Do you remember that? It was a dream sequence.
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Really? It was like the biggest thing. It's like my job to know.
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Because Peppa Pig is inconsequential. That's the point. That's the point I'm trying to make. Because Peppa Pig is disgusting. Yeah, I said it like that. I felt the intonation too. Because Peppa Pig is disgusting. No, I do remember. I remember when he made his cameo. Oink, oink, bitch. It was like a really big deal.
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Oink, oink, bitch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, and by the way, I watched the clip yesterday. Now I'm remembering everything.
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Yeah, she was a little fat. No, I'm kidding. Listen, you're not going to stop me.
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I don't know. I think that when it was on, I felt a little old to be watching it. And now they've taken so much time, I'm 30. Although it is, I believe I read that the next season they jump forward five years. Okay. Which kind of sucks because they left us in the craziest cliffhanger. Like seriously, Rue, is that her name? Rue, yeah.
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which is Zendaya's character, made one of the worst fucking decisions. It cost her her life, and then you never found out what happened. And now I hear that they're jumping forward five years. So I feel like maybe Rue goes to jail for five years, and now she's getting out. That's just a feeling I have, given what happened at the end of season two. So maybe I'm not too old to be watching it.
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I'll just have to say if they are skimming, because it's been five years. Maybe I'm right on time.
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But I'm not like counting down the minutes. I'll have to see like where I'm at in my life. Do I have a lot of free time?
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When Euphoria comes out or am I just busy?
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Yeah, the show used to give me the worst anxiety.
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But then you have to sit and talk about sex with your sister.
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Yeah, that contribute like poorly to my mental health. Yeah.
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When I saw that, I was like, oh, what's he doing? And he was just like yelling and honestly spitting facts at paparazzi. He was just like a classic celebrity having had enough of the paparazzi for a moment moment.
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Oh, that's really funny. I actually don't agree with that.
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Especially like your little, little sister.
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Oh my God. You seriously are like so crazy the way you know my brain. Jackie sent me a gift yesterday. She's been telling me like I got to get on the sanitary napkin game. Like she's actually been telling me that since before I got pregnant. She's like, you know, all about bleeding out as opposed to using tampons.
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No, we are not. We are using tampons, please.
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But Jackie talks about them a lot in pregnancy and she's like been kind of begging me, especially because I've been complaining about how like underwear in pregnancy is disposable at this point. It's so annoying to have to change so many times a day. Jackie was like, get a pad, get a pad, get a pad.
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Obviously you need like the OGs, like the car seats. Like we need to be prepared.
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And I was just explaining like when I think of pads, I think of like my first period and the, you know, and like the big thick wings, like the big thick, like literally they look like, like old cell phones. Like they're huge. Yeah. And Jackie's like, you have to deconstruct everything you think you know about pads because they've made enormous strides. There are really thin ones and whatever.
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If you're one of our older listeners, she's like one of the most recent it girls to come out of the Disney machine.
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And I was like, which ones? She was like, you know what? I'll send you like an Instacart. Like I'll get them on Target or whatever and I'll send them to your house. I was like, great. I had forgotten that we had that conversation. And this big bag of snacks shows up at my house. My building's always delivering like the wrong things to the wrong people.
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She also very famously dates the lead singer of, I call them Mane Skin. Apparently it's like a monoskin or whatever. From Euroskip? From Eurovision. Yeah. That like rock band.
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Yeah, Dove Cameron's in a relationship with Damiano David, the lead singer of Italian rock band Mainskin. That's really crazy. And they've been together since, you know, 2023. They do the cover of Beggin'.
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You're lying. Oh, no, wait, maybe it is, maybe it is.
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They went to the Met Gala. He's really hot.
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I'm like, we got someone's Target delivery and I opened it up. I'm like, so crazy that this person who'd ordered snacks like has the same exact taste in snacks as me. Baked Lay's, baked ruffles, sour cream and cheddar, bagel bites, Kit Kat, like so me. I'm like, that's so crazy. And I was literally about to put it back outside. And then I saw the pads. I'm like, wait, this is for me.
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OK, well, so I meant to tell you this.
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Last night, I very weirdly, I could not find something to watch. Me and Ben started Parenthood. We only watched one episode, and I can't lie, I didn't like it. Ben liked it. But it... Jack Shepard is the star. Okay. So is Lorelai Gilmore, whatever, Lauren Graham, and Mae Whitman.
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And that story we were saying last week, remember that Lorelai Gilmore went on Armchair Expert talking about Mae Whitman. Now I understand like how it's all connected because they're obviously like lifelong friends in the show and it wasn't like a big secret that she revealed. Like she obviously had Mae's permission. They're like best friends.
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Wait, so is Mae Whitman Mae B. Funke? No.
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Whatever. All that to say, like, I had never seen Dax Shepard act before. I know him as like Kristen Bell's husband and like a podcaster. So it was very shocking to see him doing his thang. And yes, he is muscular.
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Oh, were you like, it sounds like you were being dazzled by Dax Shepard, dazzled by the Dax, Dax and Jax.
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I've actually also never seen a clip of it. Like I didn't know what their studio looked like.
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Yeah. I think they get a lot of really good guests, obviously because he's really famous and like well-connected, but because I think they like foster a really lovely environment.
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She felt like she wanted to share. Yeah. So I think, I think the only person who would disagree with what we're saying is JVN. JVN like has a, like a horror story. Like it's like his, uh, Roman empire is the episode of, uh, what's it called? Armchair expert that JVN was on. Um, but other than that, I think like celebrities love it. Yeah.
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She did also do, do a musical performance on like a Colbert. I forget which one late night show. Um, That I saw pretty recently. So she's probably doing new music. Her music career has not gone off in the way that I think it needs to.
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This is my plate. Literally. And Jackie was just being like so sweet. It was her way of like coercing me into really believing the magic of pads. So I'm wearing a pad today. I've only been wearing it for like an hour. It's uncomfortable. Like it's just like this little, it's like a dick between your legs. Like I feel like a man. Like it's just this big thing.
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I feel like she's going to have a very similar trajectory to Sabrina Carpenter. People slept on Sabrina Carpenter and she was like doing the most for years. Like after Disney, after contract was up, she just kind of couldn't get arrested. And then it was this happy. And then she also had that big scandal with Olivia Rodrigo, which made it worse for her.
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And then everything sort of aligned and people started to take notice. And I think maybe that'll happen with Dove Cameron because she is supremely talented.
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Actually, the clip I saw of her performing was like very dark and artsy.
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Yeah. And now with the main skin boyfriend, that's like, so his vibe too.
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It's actually really crazy that I've never seen a clip of his show. His clips don't go viral.
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No. Should we dive into Queenie and Weenie, our final segment of the week, now that we've done the Fast Five? And they were really pargy. Well done.
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Okay, moving on. Our final segment of the week, Queenie and Weenie of the Week. One of my favorites, Jackie and I love to wrap up the week, take a look at the week at a glance, and give out two awards, Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week. They're pretty self-explanatory. If you acted like a Queenie this week, you might be Queenie of the Week.
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If you acted like a big old Weenie this week, you might be Weenie of the Week. It's a seven-day title. It's not that serious. Let's dive in, shall we?
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No, tampons are, oh, tampons I never know I'm wearing.
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Oh, you're a little delayed, but I'll allow it.
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My Queenie of the Week is a little Twitter account called Poo Crave. They made me chuckle so many times this week. And then because we spoke about them on the toast yesterday, they followed us on Twitter. So now we are officially followed by Poo Crave. And I don't know a lot of podcasts that can say that. You know, they say like Peabody award winning. We are a Poo Crave approved podcast.
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Okay, no, tampon is like a dick in your vagina.
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And like what that does is. And for anyone who doesn't know, because I feel like people were confused when I posted this clip yesterday, you guys know the Instagram account, excuse me, the TikTok account, my God, Twitter account, Pop Crave. It's like the yellow logo. They do like all breaking pop news.
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But a pad is like a dick hanging between your legs.
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They share, you know, when people post a picture from when people die, like they do all, it's like a TMZ for Gen Z. And then somebody made an...
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a twitter account that looks just like it they use the same logo their username is not pop underscore crave but poo underscore crave but they format their tweets to look exactly like the breaking news and every now and then you'll get caught because but they're all satire they're all parodies they're all jokes that's why the belinda zion incest scene that i mentioned yesterday was a joke but it looked like a real pop crave tweet that i was like oh my god
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So it's such a funny concept. It's like harmless and I love it. Jackie and I were also victims of Pooh Crave a couple of weeks ago when we said that Mikey Madison was playing Yoko Ono in the Beatles biopic because it was a Pooh Crave tweet, not a Pop Crave tweet.
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I just want to say Kesha's new song is so good. Have you heard it? Singing yippee-ki-yay, yippee-ki-yay.
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Bitch, I just got a brand new guy. And T-Pain's in it. And it's like a little country pop. It's very good.
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It's seriously so funny. No, I know. They format it to look so real. Yeah. So they brought me a lot of joy this week and many weeks prior, and it's time that they get their crown.
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No, but I said what I will do, what I will do is when I'm done with it, I will peel it off and stick it to the frame. Okay.
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No, mine was like something that came to me. Like I've been like a hater of something and I want to share what I've been hating on.
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I absolutely love that and I wholeheartedly endorse your candidate. Mine is just – I wanted to talk about this, use weenie as an opportunity to talk about something that I've seen that's really been bothering me on social media. So my weenie of the week is a trend that I've seen people do and it's like – I feel like you actually might fall victim to this trend. Uh-oh.
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What is with everyone making their own bagels? Three ingredient bagels. Excuse me. Like maybe I'm feeling extra sensitive because it's Passover and like I'm feeling extra grateful for bagels.
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Yeah. People making their own bagels out of like cottage cheese in there. And literally the things that they pull out of the oven look like people's testicles. Like it's fucking crazy.
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We have to stop making our own bagels. Like, especially if you're making them with Greek yogurt, like it's so fucking crazy.
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Jackie, I'm so glad you agree with me on this. It's bothering me so much, especially because they couldn't look more disgusting.
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no you know who I blame the first person I saw making their own bagels like a year ago I feel like his name is Bryce Harper and he plays for the Phillies and Ben was showing me his TikTok being like oh my god do you know Bryce Harper from the Phillies like he's popping off on TikTok and he made his own bagels and everybody was like commenting and that was the first time I saw it and then maybe it was because it was the first time and then I started seeing it everywhere and now it's just like a thing people are doing and I'm actually really worried about our sister Olivia because I feel like she's gonna fall victim and like try to make it and I need to talk
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People make their own. You can use almond flour. Like you can make it if you have all your different dietary restrictions. Like it's seriously, at some point just have a salad. Like it's not a bagel anymore.
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has dietary health conscious I completely agree I wasn't bothered when I saw it and he was being like cute and funny he has like this little tiktok show meanwhile he has like a 400 million dollar contract like he doesn't need to be doing this so like when I saw it with him it didn't bother me then I started seeing I'm like oh this is a thing we're all doing now I'm not participating and you all are disgusting because I love bagels yeah I have definitely felt not pressured enough to do it but a little bit left behind that I don't want to eat a cottage cheese greek yogurt bagel
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So that is the best part of watching everybody's tutorials is they make this cement sticky dough and they're like, now we're going to format it into bagels and they can't even get it off their fingers. No, but Jackie, they can't even get it off their fingers. Like it's so tacky and it's so not dough like because it's not, it's literally like mortar. Yeah.
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And to watch them be like, and make it into, look how good that looks. You literally made it wrong.
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Correct. Well, I'm glad I got that off my chest. I feel lighter than air.
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Yeah. Someone's going to get hurt. I agree. Because I'm going to throw one of their bagels at them. That's our show. What a great week. We are heading into Passover. But, you know, thanks to the beautiful Jewish calendar, Jack and I are back here on Monday. No episodes missed.
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Even though it is still technically a Chag, like, we will be working.
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No, it's not Chol Amoed. It's Yom Tov.
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So I'm wishing everyone who's embarking on this journey, good luck. It'll be over before we know it, you know?
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Right. And depending on where your family hails from, perhaps if you're a little bit more Middle Eastern, you also have rice.
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I'm so hungry. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast and Line. A morning show where we deliver the fast, fast stories you need to know every Monday through Friday. And YouTube, so if you're watching us on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe, give us a video, thumbs up, or also follow us on podcast, anywhere podcast can be found.
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I do love, like there's actually no greater joy in life than like either feeling gross or being out all day. You take a shower and you put on a frundy, like a fresh undie. Especially if it's like a granny panty. There's no joy in life comparable, I agree.
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I'll keep you posted. You guys know I will.
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It brings out your eyes. I think you might be seeing the pad bring out my eyes. Or I did do something also really crazy yesterday that might have shifted the way that I look. Share. I went to acupuncture. Yeah.
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No, like nobody told you like to prepare for being so bored.
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Totally. And people were like, so I posted an Instagram story from acupuncture just being like, I'm so bored. And everyone was like, you have to put your phone away. Like it completely defeats the purpose. Like part of the treatment is like the mindfulness and like really committing to just like opening up your body to receive the moxibustion or whatever. Yeah.
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So I'm like thinking now I wasted my time, you know, and I have two appointments next week. So I will go in like more mindful. You, a lot of people listen to podcasts, they read. So I'll come a little bit more prepared. Maybe a playlist. Well, she was like, can I put on music for you? And I was like, yeah. And I was going to say like Taylor Swift. She was like, nature sounds okay.
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And I was like, oh yeah, that's perfect.
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Yeah. No, I need to bring my AirPods. I brought my phone into.
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We better. We literally better me and my $200 an hour acupuncture. Like the, if this baby doesn't turn, he's going to owe me money. The amount of money I'm spending on like this nonsense, it better fucking work.
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No, literally Jackie, the baby's going to come out and I'm going to have an iPad. Like, would you like to tip 10, 15, 20%?
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No, I know, I know. I'm actually like having like different, I'm on a roller coaster of emotions when it comes to the breech baby.
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No, when it comes to this topic in particular, like some days I'm like so beat down about it. Like last night I was so upset. And then today I'm like, you know what? Whatever will be, will be. Yeah.
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Right. No, it doesn't actually. So I keep asking people, no one's been able to give me a straight answer. Like when your baby flips, does he literally do a somersault and it's over? Will I feel it? So the acupuncture said, and it was the best explanation that I've heard so far. So I choose to believe her. She's like, it's very gradual. So any movements are good. Like he's not like that mobile.
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He can't do a full flip. Like you're slowly turning and like making the belly. Yeah. So any movement is good. And he was moving a lot during acupuncture. So she said babies really like acupuncture and she didn't lie about that either. So I'm like a believer. I'm not super skeptic.
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So that's something that happened yesterday. Something that happened today is our last day to eat bread. I wanted to remind you because, you know, a lot of the snacks that you gave me were hummets. I have to just like house them today.
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Their potato, yeah, but like the Kit Kats.
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Of course, the rules change with each day that passes.
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The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
But just make sure to like go hard today in the paint.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
No, today is like this week in particular. And today is the day like we're going hard.
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The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
It's also Coachella weekend. Yay! I actually am really looking forward to being a content consumer. I don't know if you know, like Alex Earl and her sister took a private jet and they're like staying in this insane mansion. I don't know if it's a brand partnership yet. Where would I see something like that? It's a good question.
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The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
She's pretty good about uploading her TikTok to Reels, but you know, the algorithm will serve you in a few days. Make sure, if you're looking for things to watch this weekend, like check her out. I'm having the best time. I need her to post more content. Her and her sister are like, seriously, my favorite content creators right now. And they're just like crushing it.
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The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Yes. I cannot believe that this week was like White Lotus was like a week ago. It was this particular week. You know, exactly. Our merch launch, like I was because I was going combing through the week to do Queenie and Weenie. And I was like, damn, a lot happened this week. I have worked hard. It's been a week. Correct.
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The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
I was trying to get their personalities from the vlog behind the scenes where they filmed it. And it was good. I feel like I still don't really know. Maybe I'm just, maybe I don't see myself in either of them or you.
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The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Yes, she's the speed skater. She's like an Olympic speed skater. Jules something.
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The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Oh my God. I follow her on social media. I've never heard her name said out loud.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
And they just like, they're perfect for a reality show.
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The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
But like on what, I'm saying like on what content, where do they put it?
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The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Yeah it's very it's very male focused.
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The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Alyssa Violet. Yes, exactly. I didn't know about this. I thought it was all like staged for YouTube, but it was very real.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
You love them.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Mrs. McCluskey.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
That didn't affect guy time?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
We got the beat. We got the beat.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Like, he was saying things in the interview. And people are like, that's really weird of Craig. Like, they're clowning on him so hard. And I didn't think it was so weird. And he explained himself on Watch What Happens Live. And I thought it was a good explanation. He was like, well, first of all, this was, like, three days after the breakup. I was definitely still in denial and shock.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
And, like, I thought maybe we were going to work it through. So, like, why make a whole big kerfuffle if we're just going to get back together? And two, like... Yeah, I didn't want it to, we weren't telling people yet. So I have to just do my job. I didn't think it was so weird, but he's getting like really made fun of for like walking around, pretending they're still together.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Yeah. And like her having the chair next to Andy, like the whole thing was a little weird. Do you agree?
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
And it made sense when he says it to me, you know, by the way, there are like a lot of similarities between, I think Paige and Craig and like other public breakups, but the roles are really reversed because stereotypically it's like the woman who's really pushing this timeline of like wanting to get married and have kids. And like,
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
That's why I think a lot of people are like almost impressed by Paige because she's not falling into that sort of cliche. She's like, you know, very career focused, very, you know, independent focus. And Craig is kind of the first time we've seen like a public relationship where the man is the one who's like really wanting to push forward.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
That's really not the case for most of the people I know in my personal life, too, like most relationships. So to hear I think that. If the roles were reversed, we would all be saying different things. But because it's Craig, who's the one who's very timeline focused, I think it's kind of short-circuiting people a lot.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
I thought it was respect for the fact that if she wasn't in the first chair, she would not have been a part of the episode because it was the Craig show.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
And I think Amanda Batula's interview, most recently, where she commented on Craig doing the page six thing, pretending to still be together, that really blew the whole thing up. And that's what he was directly responding to on Watched Up. She was being a little mean. Yeah.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
And Andy asked about that. That's been like a huge topic of conversation because that's like, that's Paige's big issue with Craig up until this point. Like I think it might have remained pretty much like an amicable breakup if it weren't for like the cheating rumors and then Craig not stepping in and being like, no, that's completely false. Yeah.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Making shit up a thousand percent. And I think like, I really see both sides from like, I can understand how, how Paige is like, listen, people are saying horrible things about me. Like, you know them to not be true. Like if you could just like step your pussy up, like that would be great.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
So while if Craig had sort of stepped in and said, but leave Paige alone, like that would have been really lovely and magnanimous of him. But also, like... Craig is dealing with a lot. And so Craig is sort of excluding himself from the narrative. And that's what he was trying to say. And you can't because you're Craig of Paige and Craig, but he doesn't want to be part of this drama.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Oh, that's really interesting. I think it's more like there's so many different factors. And for this particular girl, like usually if it's like two celebrities or Bravo celebrities of equal value, like the closer to Andy is like the person who's a little bit more famous.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
His responsibility to like get in the gutter with the trolls.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Yeah. I also like, I really want Paige to know that nobody thinks that like I've, I've never once questioned her character during this entire saga. Like you're allowed to break up with someone with thousand percent, like whether people agree, like she should have stayed with him. Who cares? It's her life. Like she is completely valid in wanting to break up with someone. It's her choice.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
This is a free country. Um, And she's done nothing wrong. Like she's not a bad person. And I've never once questioned her character. She's allowed to move on with her life and make a decision. And I don't think she cheated on him. And if she did go on a date with somebody four weeks later, like everybody moves on in their own time. I don't even think that's so crazy.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Like, I just think, I think that she is like, and it's hard because Bravo's so toxic. Like the fandom is so crazy. Like the accounts and the blogs and Reddit. So I could see how it's so easy to get caught up in it. But I want her to know like normies up here, we don't mess around with the carny folk. Like we are, we're chilling. Yeah. We know, like it's okay.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
But with Craig, I actually really feel like if they were gonna have a second person there, especially somebody who's like on a new show, she really would have gotten left behind the whole episode if she was on the second chair, it just would have been like Andy. And so I think for the sake of literally keeping her involved in the conversation, she had to be in the middle.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
You're a hundred percent right. There is, we're just very used to being like team Zach, Brian, team Brianna, because there's like a bad person involved.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Nobody did anything wrong. And I think that people are just like projecting their own relationship issues. Like if you were in a relationship where you felt like somebody led you on for too long, like you're going to be, Team Craig, if you are in a relationship where you feel like somebody was kind of suffocating you, you're gonna be team Paige. If people are just projecting, you're 100% right.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
There is nobody at fault here. And it's just a breakup. It's just so sad. I just love these two so much together.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
I want to talk about Haley and Josh, but I do want to fill you in. Not Dave Portnoy literally being the only person making waves at the Super Bowl. He shared something else on a podcast that I saw this morning that I thought was so interesting. Braxton Berrios was like set to guest on like two Barstool podcasts and he canceled like the hour before. And Dave is like so mad.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
I think like maybe Braxton has either an issue with Barstool or Dave or like maybe, I don't know, Alex Earl. Like it's kind of, if you think about it, like she's with Unwell. Like there's a lot like of connections there. And he is like basically asking people to get him Braxton's phone number because he wants to ask Braxton why he canceled.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
I don't know. Well, so Patrick Mahomes basically was asked in a press conference if he'll go on the Bussin' with the Boys podcast now because they've left Barstool. You know Bussin' with the Boys where Travis went on? Yeah. It's a Barstool podcast. And I guess like Patrick has beef with Barstool.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
He's like, well, now they have a much likelier chance of me getting on their podcast now that they've left Barstool. That's what he said in the press conference. And so Dave was talking about that on the podcast being like, I didn't even know Patrick had an issue with us. But like, fuck him. And Braxton Berrios, you too.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Oh my God, we need to talk about her. I've fallen and I can't get up. That was a brilliant marketing move. Carl's Jr., if you guys are like, you know, some of our young Gen Z listeners, you don't know that like back in the day, Carl's Jr. would run like one commercial a year with like the hottest girl alive.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Classically, you know, Paris Hilton has been one, Lindsay Lohan, like all the girls of yore. And they always wore these like sexy star bikinis and were like washing cars, eating these burgers. It was like very like toxic male gaze, but in the hottest, most positive way ever. And they haven't done one in a while. I don't even know that they were like still selling burgers or whatever they sell.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
And they've brought back the classic commercial with like the girls in the bikini with Alex Earl. It's so brilliant. It's such a good get for her and for them. It's truly, honestly, maybe a Toasty Lions candidate.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
because it's such a slay and it really well look we're talking about carls jr i actually didn't know they were still in business well that's because they're not in east coast chain chain yes very true but like neither is in and out and i know that they're still open for business of course you do right that's different it's different no i've never seen anybody do a mukbang of charles carls jr do you know what i mean yeah sorry back to the story at hand i just wanted to keep you abreast on the drama i'm holding space for braxton that like maybe he got the flu
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
I wouldn't be surprised. I'm sure it's going around. Thousand percent. Okay, back to the story at hand. I didn't realize that these two have like never been on a red carpet together. I love that. I don't know when they would. Like this is truly the only. Like last NFL honors.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
She's very regular. And I mean that in a very positive way. I think a lot of these celebrities like start out looking regular and then they all end up kind of looking the same at one point. No, she really has maintained her individuality while also like growing into this beautiful woman ever since she's like, she's launched on the scene when she was like 16. She looked gorgeous.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
yeah like what you would wear to a friend's wedding yes just wearing her engagement ring like excited to be engaged and show everyone and then he won mvp and they smooched so he was up for the award he won um and he made this very well yes when he got up he gave her like a big smooch and like she she like pulled back and then he went in for a second one like he's obsessed with her i'm obsessed and then he also acknowledged her in his speech he made a big speech um really spoke very highly of his parents and they were there crying like i was hysterically crying just being like you know
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
So much sacrifice, so much money, so much time, like so much commitment. I love you guys so much. And my siblings. And then he's like, and last but not least, Haley. I think he's just said my fiance. He didn't even say her name. And then they cut to her and she, her eyes, like Billie Eilish when she lost the, like her eyes are twinkling with tears, but in a positive way.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Yeah, that's actually really funny. And I feel like Andy really, well, him or his producer, really did his homework because there's been a lot of internet lore.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
And she's just staring at him and he's like, I would not be here without you. I love you so much. Oh, that just reminded me one thing Paige Craig said on Watch What Happens Live. Sorry, I want to go back. He actually said something incredibly sweet. which was that, cause Andy was like, what have you been doing? How have you been doing? What are you going to do with your life now?
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
And he was like, listen to Paige's credit. Like I'm such a better person now than I was three years ago. So there would have been a time where like, if I got broken up with and I was heartbroken, I would have gone out drinking and like making bad decisions and staying out all night. And like,
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
you know to Paige's credit like I'm handling it really well he kind of like gave her a lot of credit for like the mature person and I think that's really lovely and I do think that's true like a good relationship even if it doesn't work out like will change you and make you more mature I thought that was really sweet
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Yeah, but he was. Oh, yeah, that. But I mean, in terms of like the actual nitty gritty of Paige and Craig, like so many like Internet theories and different like points of view on team page. And I feel like he really hit all the points that the Internet would have wanted.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Haley, the two loves of my life. It was just really such a party moment. The NFL honors made a lot of waves. Like Nikki Glaser was there, Snoop Dogg hosted, they were roasting everyone. Joe Burrow, Bill Belichick and his daughter, like really so crazy.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
He like was a part of the roast. He didn't seem to be like taking the jokes. Like he doesn't seem like he, I said this a couple of months ago. He kind of seems like Fabissina energy and he was not into the jokes made about him on the roast. He basically, and they weren't even making fun of him. Snoop Dogg said like, Oh, he bought a $3 million Batmobile, like this car, Joe Burrow.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
And Snoop Dogg was like, that must be nice for the first time to like have defense. Like seriously, not even a bad joke. His smile faded. He was actually mad. Like, oh my God, he actually gives me like the worst energy. I don't think about him, but... No, the little the little that I see, I'm just like, I don't I'm not dazzled by beyond the face. His outfit was like so terrible. So terrible.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
I'm so glad you brought up his outfit. Like, I actually really like when athletes try and step out of their box. And for the most part, like athletes crush it. They have a lot of fun with fashion. Nobody wears like a boring suit. They always wear like something crazy or colorful or pattern. And I like it. It's not so serious. I don't know what the hell he was wearing. He looked so dumb.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
I feel like he wasn't going to like flop at this moment because so many times like there's like a big thing happening on Watch Up and Simon. And he doesn't understand like the cultural impact because it's like so chronically online. But I think he really understood and he had good questions and I think he did a very good job.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
no the athletes like they really have fun with it and i feel like every week when they like walk down the tunnel to their games it's like a little mini fashion show but no but like seeing them on the red carpet like josh allen wore a boring suit and like it's so cute yeah like josh allen like would wear a boring suit it's just cute some of the guys like would like the guy from detroit jared goff like classic boring suit but him and his wife looked party i think she's pregnant um but like some people really get creative and i like it i think they do it well okay
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Are you ready? Some of the wags could really step up their pussies up, not to be rude. Oh, I didn't even see any, but I was busy watching Southern Charm. I was seeing just like some TJ Maxx sparkly dresses. Like, girl, your husband makes $100 million. Like, let's go.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
It's also weird that they do it before the Super Bowl. So like, Travis wasn't there. Patrick Mahomes wasn't there. Jalen Hurts wasn't there. Saquon Barkley wasn't there. Like, that's weird. Right, and those people like win a lot of awards and then it's like a virtual acceptance speech. Yeah, and it's like...
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
It's for the best of the year and the best of the year like are busy because they're playing in the Super Bowl. Because they're busy being the best.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
No, I really love him. He's so cute. And he's also like so regular looking. Like we went to high school with him. Do you know what I mean? Totally.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
It's an op-ed. He's a former music executive. So he's obviously like on the side of the labels.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
His name is... Jeff. Jeff Rabhan. I don't know Jeff. Jeff. And he basically was like, I commend her. It's very admirable, very noble, but like she has no idea what she's talking about. And she claims to be like this big, like just being like, it would never be feasible that a label could pay all their artists a livable wage. That's what advances are for. Like that's how this industry was built.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
And two, she's out here marketing herself as like, you know, an outsider. She's not like this music industry. She's, you know, noble and a socialist, but you know, she's going to the Grammys and she's a part of the machine now. So like she acts like she's holier than thou, but she's a part of thou. Yeah. Thank you.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
And today's episode, Jackie is such a trooper, still showing up for work. It is audio only. She looks so cute in her pajamas. But hey, Jax, how you doing?
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. Yikes. Okay. So we'll get into that. That's obviously a whole story. And it was the NFL honors last night. So just like lots to discuss. So I want you to just feel comfortable kind of taking a backseat. I know you don't usually do that. So unlike me. I just, I want you to know, like, it's okay to not be okay.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
We're so not into labels here at The Toast. Something about having a fever like really makes you feel like a kid. Like what grown adult gets a fever?
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Every time she has- Did you see her on Watch What Happens Live saying she sold her house to Whitney? She doesn't live there anymore.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
So she said on Watch What Happens Live, because Andy was like, what did you sell it to him for a dollar? And she was like, no, no, I sold it to him for like a fair market price. She said it's more so part of her estate planning to like pass it down. And like taxes. But she also doesn't want to live there anymore.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
She does not want to like be responsible for the big house, the gardens, the staff and everything. So it's like Whitney's problem now.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
I guess like, cause he, but it's probably true. Not a slight to Shep, but just a slight more to this girl who clearly has like high aspirations for herself. Right.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
That's actually a really fucking depressing moment in your life where you realize the person taking care of you, because I feel like I'm at the stage where if I'm sick, Ben's gonna take care of me, but once we, God willing, have children, that's no longer, the hierarchy has shifted.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Oh my God. By the way, I'm like, I'm following Southern Charm like via you. And really the only thing I care about is Shep and this girl getting together. Sometimes like you don't even realize like what you're looking for is right in front of you.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Excuse me. Austin was in a long term relationship with Madison.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
And he alluded to that. I watched it up inside. He's like, Andy, I don't want to be, you know, that like we were talking about like weddings and stuff. And he said, I don't want to spoil it, but yeah. So he must talk about it more. Yeah.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Well, thank you for the Southern Charm recap. Let's finish out the week with Queenie and Weenie, my absolute favorite part of the week, where Jackie and I like to give out an award. It's a great way to sum up the week, put a little bow on it. And we like to nominate two people for Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week. And they're pretty self-explanatory titles.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
You know, somebody who acted like a Queenie this week and somebody who acted like a Weenie this week. It's not that serious. It's a seven-day title. You can be Queenie one week, Weenie the next, even though it's yet to happen. Um... Okay, your queenie?
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
A thousand percent. I couldn't agree more. Michael Buckner was also my queenie. But I wanted you to have your queenie moment. And I also wanted to give an honorable mention to Onija Andrew Robinson, the American woman in Pakistan. She is my queenie of the week.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
And for future reference, if anybody's just going to ask me a question I don't want to answer, I'm just going to let them know that telling you my business is against my religion. Because that's what she said. And she's 100% valid.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
My weenie of my week goes to every single reporter down in New Orleans. Oh, that's good. Asking Travis Kelsey inappropriate questions. They have gotten worse. I've seen so many. He is seriously withering away in front of these people like he's just going to disappear. And I saw another article.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
NFL player on his team talking about, I think it's that guy, you know, the girl who Taylor loves, um, Shani, Shani. I think it's her husband. He was asked like, do you, what do you think about how many reporters, I guess each individual player has like their own little podium and reporters can choose to go. And I guess so many people go to Travis's and he was like, that's the Taylor Swift effect.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
bird's eye perspective of how many people go to Travis's podium and it's seriously absurd and the fact that people work so hard to get there and then that's the question that they ask absolutely disgraceful I love that weenie and my weenie will be piggybacking and sorry wait just to connect my queenie and my weenie Travis needs to start saying telling you my business is against my religion that's what he needs to say but it's not like he has a podcast you can't say that if you have a podcast
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
I don't know. I feel like Onija is about to start a podcast. She launched a Bitcoin.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
That's a really good one. Not the Grammys being this week. Yeah. Oh, wow. Oh, by the way, I want to change mine. No, I think like.
The Toast
Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And she was the one who had to apologize at the end of the stream.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
I'm going to let you go, Jax. Get back in bed. Thank you for showing up and being and holding space. We truly appreciate you. Thank you to the Toasters for a fab week, even though you keep making fun of our Wayne's Coding, which is actually the proper term for the frames behind us. I know you guys obviously don't understand like elevated taste.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Right. Wayne's coding? I literally don't know. I think Scott. I actually, I don't know. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast to the Millennium Morning Show. We deliver the fastest stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching this on YouTube, please don't forget to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Before assisting others. I love that. It's so true, by the way. I mean, it's literally the law. No, but like as a metaphor, it's true. Like I can't help you if I can't even help myself.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
I love like a phrase or a motto that encourages selfishness, you know? Yes. I'm going to use it.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Speaking of mamas. Okay. Shannon. Shannon.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Yeah, not to be annoying. We knew the day she found out. Of course. I am so happy. And I've been wanting to share this part of my, not to make everything about me. I've been wanting to share this part of my TTC journey with the toasters that I couldn't because I didn't want to drag Shannon into it. But Shannon and I were both trying at the same time.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
And literally the month I got pregnant, I got pregnant because of Shannon. I feel like I've told the story that I was using those strips, pre-mom strips. I was doing them wrong for literally three months. And I was talking to Shannon about it because we were just swapping stories about how annoying it was to pee on this little thing in the middle of a restaurant.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Friday, a cause to celebrate, except for the fact that the virus I've been meaning, literally meaning to throw hands with, has now infiltrated my fucking sister. And not only has it infiltrated my fucking sister, it's infiltrated my sister's fucking ability to do her job. So it's infiltrated The Toast. Heretofore, it has infiltrated me.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
And she was like, and then you put it in the app and finally it tells you. I'm like, wait. I hadn't even heard. I was like, what? She's like, yeah, that's how you know which is really your peak. Like which line is truly darker. The app, like you scan it. Oh my God, she saved me so much time. That was the month I got pregnant. Like seriously, streamlined the whole thing for me.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Yeah, so I was basically just like doing the strips and you can see the lines, but it's hard to know like was yesterday's line darker or like a little bit darker, which day was like truly the peak. And if you don't scan it, if you scan it on the app, they'll tell you like the exact percentage that you're peaking and if it was more or less than the day before.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
I don't want you to worry about the speaking.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
So it was just, and it's also just an organized way to keep a picture of your strips because like, if you do it in your photo albums, like the lighting could be different and it could look weird. So she totally like got me preg and- You got pregnant by Shannon. I got pregnant by Shannon Ford.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
And I've been wanting to share that and give her like so much credit, but obviously I don't wanna like blow up her spot while she was working through her things. So, so happy by the everyone, like TNN is so fertile right now. The good guys. TNN supports women. TNN supports mothers in the workplace.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Yes, it's just kind of like a family channel. ABC, TNN family. We've got the good guys on both sides. We've got probably a podcast. The Redheads just popped out a baby. True. We're seriously just like, we're repopulating the earth. Born Elizabeth, gone but not forgotten. Lauren Elizabeth is a core member of TNN. She was the first show we ever launched. She's a founding member.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
I've got it down. And actually there was so much going on in the world last night, like with NFL honors and then Craig on Watch What Happens Live. Like I have a lot to say. So I don't want you to worry. I don't want, I want you to speak of course when you feel comfortable, but I just want you to know, like, I got you.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
She's a founding member, and just because her podcast for right now is not currently on air does not mean that she's not an important, vital founding member of TNN. Thank you for bringing her up. You're right. She is a core mother of TNN. She is a part of her story. The mothers of TNN. That's beautiful. Yeah. So I know you are obviously not feeling well, so let's dive into the Fast Five.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
We also have the Southern Charm recap and Queenie and Weenie, which I'm so excited about. There's only one Queenie this week. Okay, there's actually two. Oh, okay. Let's save it. Because I know what your queenie is and I didn't want to choose it in addition because I wanted to like, you know. But sometimes someone is a resounding queenie. Like by unanimous vote.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
But the person I chose for queenie like is just as much of a queenie as I know who yours is.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Love seeing all the toasters who have done row and like are starting to change their lives because I'm so jealous and happy for you. It's the best thing. Today's episode is also brought to you by Haya Health. So... Typical children's vitamins are basically candy in disguise.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Well, I didn't really put together that this was like his first real sit down interview and that it was going to be Watch What Happens Live, not a one-on-one. I'm sorry. Like if there ever was a time for a person to have a one-on-one, it was Craig on Watch What Happens Live because I actually felt bad for the other girl. I don't even know who she is. Is she from Southern Charm?
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
I didn't. I'm just saying I said first. Yeah, definitely. Get it off your first order.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Yeah. So that was kind of the saddest part of what Craig had said on Watch What Happens Live was that like, You know, he and he fully and we had sort of gathered this based on certain things, but pretty much confirmed like Paige was the one who broke up with him.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
He got dumped like kind of, you know, out of the blue in his mind on the phone and that it wasn't because of the timelines because he was willing to wait. It was just like that Paige finally came to the realization that like, yes, she wants those things, but not with me. Yeah. And to hear him say that was like so sad.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
And by the way, Craig is getting dragged on the internet. People being like, that's really weird. They're pulling up this like page six interview that he did just talking about, you know, how Paige is crushing it on Giggly Squad and the tour. You could say that about someone that you work up with, by the way. No, no. But like, and talking like they're still together.