Doechii flips out on her team as she attempts to hide her Met Gala 2025 look (Page Six) (12:04)Golden Globes Adding Best Podcast Category Beginning In 2026 (Deadline) (20:19)Kristin Cavallari reveals Harry Jowsey sent her explicit photo: ‘It’s gigantic’ (Page Six) (24:54)Tom Brady Expresses More Remorse Over Roast, 'It Was Tough On My Kids' (TMZ) (29:01)The Valley Recap (38:07)Dear Toasters Advice Segment (49:14)The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) Lean InThe Camper and The Counselor by Jackie OshryMerchThe Toast PatreonGirl With No Job by Claudia OshrySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chapter 1: What happened with Doechii at the Met Gala?
Good morning girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know.
We'll start your day off swirly, it's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Wednesday. It is hump day and I don't really feel like humping anyone I love today because I'm just kind of being bogged down with all the hate I received yesterday. The vitriol once again being thrown my way by the DTQ. I'm being canceled by my own community, the DTQ.
Well, that's why right now we're going into Dear Toasters.
We are doing Deer Toasters today. We also have the Valley Recap.
I just worked my way up to Deer Toasters. Like, I can't just raw dog it.
No, of course not. We are holding space for two things. We will be doing the Valley Recap and Deer Toasters today. It's not our fault. Honestly, it's Anna Wintour's fault. If you want to take your vitriol and your pitchforks, like, take it to her.
Yeah. They're like, well, I would have rather had hour 20 of Deer Toasters than the Met Gala. It's just not how the show works. That's not what, so we should just cancel the toast and do a show called Deer Toasters. And every day it'll be Deer Toasters.
Jackie, don't give them ideas. Um, so we are not going to dilly dally. We have lots to discuss today. Jax, brief check in with you. How you doing?
I'm doing good. I guess I'm like nervous. I guess I won't talk about, not that I really did much yesterday worth mentioning, but now I feel pressure. I feel like this feels like how we used to be in the pink backdrop studio when I watch back old episodes. Not that I do that often. The pre-fest five banter is two minutes.
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Chapter 2: Why are the Golden Globes adding a podcast category?
1,000%.
But also, I had to unpack it because nothing fit. So now everything's just sort of laid out on the couch. And I'll find the proper vessel at some point. And I also packed Romeo's things. It's kind of sad. Me and Romeo have been... We went on a really good, you know, healing journey. I'm trying not to miss moments of his childhood.
But he is going to be spending a significant amount of time out of the house. He's going to be at his grandparents, obviously. So I had to pack up his things.
Yeah.
You know, his treats, his wellness products from Wagwell. He's a brand ambassador. I had to also pack his tripod because he's obviously like a, he's an influencer too. So I had to pack a lot of his things, his treats from Wagwell, his paw protectors from Wagwell.
He can't go through withdrawals.
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Chapter 3: What did Kristin Cavallari say about Harry Jowsey?
Withdrawals. So it was just kind of emotional packing day for me and Romeo.
I understand. Are you worried about like Romeo acclimating? No, no, no. Romeo and the baby. I feel like when I was having a baby, so many people were like, what about Bruno? Bruno handles it like a champion as he does everything.
I'm not worried. Maybe it's also because, like, I know in my heart, like, if anything were, like, to go wrong, Ben's parents would rehome Romeo.
That's how I felt about Bruno and you.
I'm not looking to rehome, by the way. No, no, no, no. But it's nice to know you have, like, a really legit, safe, good... I'm not. I'm not. But, like, if we needed more time, they would take him for months. Like, they would... He stays there all the time. He's so happy there.
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Chapter 4: What regrets does Tom Brady have about his roast?
Well, you have to do the hospital blanket thing where you, like, give... to them to keep in his crate and let him get cozy. But like Bruno became a big brother at the same age that Romeo is becoming a big brother.
Yeah.
And he was fantastic. I mean, King Charles Cavaliers are the best breed of dogs for children. It's just a hundred percent. So I think it's going to be wonderful. Yeah.
So in addition to like slaying the Met Gala recap yesterday, I also packed my hospital bag, which I feel like for a girl who's not as pregnant, like I did. Like I'm just trying to get things done every day, you know, in every way. And to slay while doing it. Slay all day. All day, every day.
I do slay.
I like that little hand. I do slay. Um, this does feel like dilly dallying. I'm just letting you know.
It feels a lot like dilly dallying, but we had to do something. You can't just raw dog into the stories, into the ads, what you sign into the toast and you get hit with the ads. You need a little schmooze.
You do need a little schmooze. Anything else you want to chit chat about?
No, I'm scared of you.
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Chapter 5: What was the recap of The Valley?
Yeah. I'm scared of the DTQ. Just know like the fear you feel through osmosis is from the DTQ.
You need to be more scared of me than you are of them.
No, Jackie, you don't understand the vitriol that was in my DMs. Like you'll never understand. And like, I like, well, I understand the DTQ cause I am one of them. They're starting to lose me.
Like, yeah, they hate, but they're like, they're giving Jelena.
It's giving bots. Oh, actually not to be like beating a dead horse. I did see, you know, the guardian wrote up an article about, um, like this whole Justin Baldoni guardian. No, I saw a tick talk about it. Um, This whole Justin Baldoni, whatever, yada, yada. And it was like an article like any other. But there was a really interesting statistic.
They had like an expert on there analyzing all the content on social media, the different hashtags. And it was presumed by this expert that like over 80% of pro-Baldoni content is inorganic.
Okay, cool.
Which I thought was interesting.
I would say any content that's like using hashtags is probably inorganic.
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Chapter 6: What advice was shared in the Dear Toasters segment?
Yeah, paying for.
I don't know who's paying for it. But I just think maybe it's even like Mark Zuckerberg just like acting like his platforms are more bustin' than they are. You know, like I don't even know where it comes from.
Or you think it's a vanity thing.
No, I just, it's coming from somewhere because it happens with every conversation. It's just like the dregs. Like these aren't people. And to what end?
These aren't people.
But these are people. And these are.
Yeah, I was just going to say that. These aren't spirit fingers. These are spirit fingers. And these are golden. That was the perfect reference.
clip and i think the perfect way to segue i think you've been appropriately schmoozed and now we can dive into the fast five stories that you don't do need to know we can dip dodge dip dive and dodge into the fast five stories we're gonna dip dip dive and dodge the dtq community Brought to you by Wayfair. Okay, how about that? Summer's on its way.
You got just what I need. Claudia complained that I'm not alert enough during the ad break. She's going to rue the day.
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