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Chapter 1: What happened at the 2025 Grammy Awards?
Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the Chose and happy Monday. Hope everybody's having a gargy, bargy Monday. Oh, I'm feeling so musical after watching the Grammys. It's a gargy, bargy Monday. Yeah, that's right. Jack's here. Clerd here. Time to recap the Grammys. Time to recap our weekends. So much to discuss. How you doing?
So much to discuss. Yes, this will be a musical episode. Not that the other ones aren't, but we are recapping the Grammys. The five and a half hour show was it? I don't know because eventually I had to go to sleep. So I did miss the last three hours, but I watched most of it.
I would say I watched, well, it's so insane. Like I went to bed at 1115 and I would say I watched most of the Grammys, but I definitely didn't see the most important part until this morning, like having to watch clips on social media. We're going to get into like a full Grammys recap, but I do want to say like, I do take major umbrage with the abuse of our time.
Yeah, that was really crazy, especially because there were so many parts that were easily cuttable. It just felt like they got a five hour time slot this time and they were gonna use it. The beginning was really strong and I'm sure the end was strong because that's when the big awards come out, but they genuinely wanted to waste our time.
1,000%, and I feel like I know what I'm gonna say is about to get me canceled, but I felt as though the Quincy Jones tribute was far too long. No disrespect to the dead. Seriously, Quincy Jones is an amazing, amazing person. His work speaks for itself. so much Will Smith, like so much.
There was a lot. And at a certain point, I didn't know like what I was watching in respect of. Do you know what I mean? Like it went from memorandum to Quincy Jones, back to the fires, back to another tribute, tributing Alicia Keys by Queen Latifah. I didn't know who I was tributing at certain points.
Yeah, I feel like in terms of tributes, they spread themselves a little thin. Too many tributes, too many tributaries. And I thought that Chris Martin was about to sit down and sing a One Direction song, and I was so fucking excited. And he sang a song I didn't know. So that was a missed opportunity. Like what song?
Oh, that would have been nice.
Yeah, like a very acoustic piano, like Night Changes.
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Chapter 2: Why was the Grammy Awards 2025 so long?
Big themes and really good writing.
I failed at my one mission this weekend, which was to see The Brutalist. I did not do it. I couldn't find the four hours.
Did you watch Da Vinci Code?
No, I watched hours and hours of Desperate Housewives. Oh, and I came up with a thesis. I don't know if you saw.
Also educational.
Also educational. I posted a TikTok about it. It kind of flopped, which was like disgusting. But I was watching the show and, you know, I feel like we've had this conversation before about how Susan Meyer is very Carrie Bradshaw coded, right? Yeah. You know, insufferable leads think they're so cutesy and they're just awful friends, awful decision makers, awful, you know, women in finance.
Like they're so poorly with their house. Yeah. So we've always made that comparison. And it wasn't until this weekend that I had this sort of breakthrough because I was watching Lynette. And I was feeling this familiar feeling with Lynette that I really felt when I rewatched as a grown woman for the first time Sex and the City. Lynette Scavo is very much the Miranda Hobbs of Wisteria Lane.
The unsung hero.
The unsung hero. And when you watched it the first time, it was just like nobody wanted to be the Lynette. It was very not glamorous. But she's the voice of reason. Yeah. And when you rewatch it now as, like, you know, someone who runs a household, who has a husband, who, you know, will be a mom, like, you have so much respect for how she deals with everything in such a funny way.
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