Meet Your 2025 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover Models (Sports Illustrated) (15:14)Mauricio Umansky Packs on the PDA With New Mystery Woman After Chateau Marmont Makeout Session (Page Six) (26:59)Why Zendaya Sent Flowers to Anna Sawai After They Wore Similar Met Looks at the 2025 Met Gala (Elle) (31:29)Shia LeBeouf Says Timothee Chalamet 'Is Doing Better WorkThan Anyone Alive' (EW) (34:27)Andy Cohen Reveals Casting is 'Heavily Underway' for RHONY (PEOPLE), The Valley To Be Hit With 'Big Cast Shakeup' Ahead of Season 3 As New Episodes Suffer Lower Ratings Yet (The Sun) (44:45)The Valley Recap (51:25)The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) Lean InThe Camper and The Counselor by Jackie OshryMerchThe Toast PatreonGirl With No Job by Claudia OshrySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chapter 1: Who are the hosts of The Toast podcast?
It's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts.
It's your favorite show.
The fast five things you need to know.
Chapter 2: What is the new merch launch and why is butter yellow significant?
We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast and happy Wednesday. That doesn't feel right. Feels like we've accomplished so much. We've done so much. Why isn't it at least Thursday? I don't know. Feels wrong. Wrong.
Except it is a day de la celebración because we're having a big merch launch and everybody got what they wanted and all the items are for sale. Jackie and I are wearing, you know, they say butter yellow is the color of the season. Have you seen them saying that?
I have seen them saying that. For me, it's a color that I love every season. Sometimes I'll recognize there's a color that I'm liking more because everybody's wearing it and I would have never went for it before. But I love yellow all the time.
Okay, so I'm just trying to make like a marketing statement. So did you hear that butter yellow?
But I'm just trying to say that it's not limited to this season. It's a timeless piece because it's a beautiful color.
But did you hear that butter yellow is the color of the season? Jackie and I are extremely on trend as designers, as manufacturers, and obviously as business women. We knew butter yellow was gonna be the color of the season. So we launched a butter crew neck set. It also comes with shorts. Head to shoptoesmerch.com.
Everybody's having so much fun. We've got hats.
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Chapter 3: How do the hosts discuss body image and postpartum experiences?
We've got phone cases. We've got totes. We've got crew necks. We've got the t-shirts.
The t-shirts, the three oversized t-shirts that have sold out, but everything that's sold out is available for pre-order. And then it just goes back to the days of yore where it takes like about six to eight weeks for you to get it. But if you want it, get it. Because who knows, like the run on these t-shirts, my friends, like...
Definitely you will get your t-shirt before we launch another set of t-shirts, right?
Let me tell you something about these t-shirts I would die without these t-shirts like if you're going through any sort of physical body changes Like I cannot recommend just having at least one t-shirt on standby I actually placed an order from our own merch shop before the shirts went live because I needed three more um, they have so buoyed me throughout this entire pregnancy and I know they'll be doing me all summer like with my
sexy postpartum body get yourself a shirt whether you're having a baby you're just like struggling with your body get a shirt no but even last summer when we launched the shirt and we were being skinny i loved the shirt when i was skinny so that's what i posted on my instagram this morning because i posted i styled it like so cute i would never wear the shirt like that now and i'm like not me being so snatched in the same t-shirt that i wore two weeks ago on the toast looking cute as a moose you know sisterhood of the traveling t-shirt
These t-shirts are genuine magic.
And like you could just wear it differently, a little biker short. We wore them all summer and we were so skinny. Yeah, we were skinny. We're going to wear them this summer and we're going to be less skinny. That's a good way of putting it. I like that. Less skinny than we were, but which of course we will be because we were so skinny. How could you be so skinny? And you know what?
We were so skinny and we spent the whole summer talking about how fat we were. Well, yeah, like we came into the house. I feel like we're on like Jersey Shore. We came into the house and we were so skinny together because we were both really working on our goals. And we had the beacon right before.
So we were like being really good.
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Chapter 4: What are the daily life updates and challenges shared by the hosts?
Okay, well. Not in a good way. Oh, okay. Well, we have some like Valley adjacent news, but the final story will be some TV news that leads into the TV recap.
I don't really have much to catch you up on. Like these days, there's so little going on in my life. Like obviously there's a lot going on in my life, but like in terms of podcast fodder, like, okay, what did I do yesterday?
We had our big meeting.
We had a lunch meeting and then I went home and collapsed and I almost fainted at the lunch meeting. I was like so on. Yeah. I am so looking forward to not being hot anymore. Like I know the weather's about to get hotter, but I'm ready for like my temperature to re-regulate. Like I'm so, oh, you know what? I don't know if people talk about the similarities in being overweight and being pregnant.
Like obviously the bigness is a huge one, but I feel like a lot of my overweight life prepared me
for pregnancy things like being out of breath tips and tricks tips and tricks the heat like i when you're overweight you're just like plenty i have a fan here i have a fan here and i just installed a window air conditioning unit because it wasn't cold enough in the studio like i feel i was as well prepared and i also feel that way about stretch marks i made a tiktok about this i don't know if i've talked about this yet you haven't gotten any stretch marks i said like one of the benefits of being like a formerly fat bitch who got pregnant is that
your body isn't like, this isn't a shock to your body, the stretching. So when I gained a lot of weight, like in college, I had gotten stretch marks and they went away over time. And then I lost weight and now I'm like gaining weight again. And my skin is not getting stretch marks because like, My skin's like, we've been here before. You know, this is not new to us.
And people were like, just wait. They can come in the 39th week. And some people say they come after.
I just want to say that was my experience. I didn't get stretch marks with Harry. Then with Charlie and I got, like, so big. I remember in, like, the last week or two weeks, like, my skin started to be itchy. And, like, that's them, like, coming on.
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Chapter 5: What are the featured sponsors and products in this episode?
Yeah.
And you need to protect turd self.
The one in my bedroom is definitely like the biggest, it's gotta go.
Yeah. No, you're a hundred percent right. I'll tell you like you need to protect for future turd.
Yeah.
Yeah. No, I got to look out for me. And you don't want to do it. Thanks. It's like, wow, I can't even look at the mirror. You're not doing like now, right now you're fine. You could look at the mirror. In this moment, I got to put me first. Just in this moment.
Just in this moment.
Only right now.
All we have is this moment.
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Chapter 6: Who are the 2025 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover Models?
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Okay, grab a tum, but keep your ears open because I don't know if you know this, but the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2025 covers have been revealed. Which is so crazy because I just saw this morning Alex Earl is in the new Sports Illustrated. So I saw that like they were doing stuff because they announced like Alex Earl. Yeah, I saw that. And I was like ready for that to be this.
I was reading the story about Alex Earl in Sports Illustrated and then I saw mention of the cover stars and the covers have come out. When?
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Chapter 7: Why do the hosts critique the multiple cover stars approach of Sports Illustrated?
That's a check. Lauren Chan is the first out lesbian to appear solo on a Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover. That's cool. Really? Nobody else has been a lesbian?
But they've done other stuff in LGBTQ. Like, I feel like they're always- They're always very inclusive. I'm surprised there's a first lesbian. But it's like, how many things can you include in four covers? Okay, who's the third? The third is Olivia Dunn, Livvy Dunn, the gymnast. Oh, she looks great.
Like that's like a influencer box check.
Yeah. And then the fourth is Jordan Childs, the Olympian. Oh, let me see. Okay. Like the thing is. I can't believe how excited you are about all of these.
Well, these are all like weirdly good selects. And it's not my favorite photo of her.
She's so cute.
Yeah, she's so cute. But I feel like they kind of like phoned it in with her. Cover. Like, the rest of them are... I feel like... I mean, this is... Libby Dunn's looks like a picture from Instagram. It's a little basic, yeah. I actually really like the selects. I just hate the concept that there are multiple selects. Like, just give us one. Yeah. Who's the hit girl of the moment? And, like...
None of these girls are models. That's the other thing. They're all celebrities, famous for other things. Whereas Sports Illustrated, for many, many years, was kind of like a Victoria's Secret, like a huge thing you would get in your modeling career, and it would launch the career of lots of young models. So it's kind of annoying that Well, you can be a lot of things and a model.
None of these girls are models by trade.
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Chapter 8: What is the gossip about Mauricio Umansky and his new mystery woman?
Or Turdy. Okay, well, congrats to the models. Models. Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. Story.
Story.
Mauricio Umansky is packing on the PDA with a new mystery woman after a different packing on the PDA with a mystery woman and shot Tomar Mott.
And, like, this trope of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ex-husbands, like, getting caught making out with girls and, like... I'm over it.
I just want to say, I wouldn't find this story to be like story worthy, except did you see this picture? Of him grabbing her ass? Of him hoisting her up.
Ooh, that's a lot for the public. They're waiting for ballet. Well, they also don't know who she is, right? They said like on Mystery Blonde.
Yeah, and we have a picture of her face straight on and I like, nope, she could be anyone.
Yeah, she really could be anyone. She looks like a mix of so many people. I don't like hold a candle for him and Kyle. So like, I'm not upset by this. I do think it's- I'm upset by this. I do think it's icky when you have like daughters that age. Like she looks like she could be about Farrah's age. How would you feel if your father married someone your own age?
And was hoisting her up in the public next to valet parking for $16.
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