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Chapter 1: What is 'The Toast' and who are the hosts?
girlies it's the toast it's jackson claude and we're your hosts it's your favorite show the fast five things you need to know we'll start your day off swirly it's the toast i sound amazing welcome back to the toast and happy hump day speaking of humping there's a girl there's a girl yeah I know. And it's Jacqueline Follet. Hello, Miss Follet. How you doing today? Hey, Turdaloo.
We're the ladies in black today. Yeah, it's a Skims maternity set slay for me.
It's a girly t-shirt merch with maybe pants and a cardigan for me. Slay. Slay the house down boots. Hey, girly. How you doing? Welcome to the toast. I'm darn good. Happy to be here at the toast for another lovely Wednesday. Another lovely show with my lovely sea stirred. I feel like being lovely. Okay, let's keep this energy up.
You know, I made a nice coffee this morning without ice.
Oh, that's like so yucky. And it doesn't need to be.
Why is it so gross?
Why is it so bad?
Everything was from the fridge. Everything is cold. The drink is still cold. I just don't have ice here at the studio yet. I have to get an ice maker. It's like a whole thing. So I usually bring from home. I forgot my ice. Like, what is it about this coffee that seriously looks like sewage?
No, it's so disgusting. Oftentimes, like if I'm staying at a hotel or something, like if I don't have ice, I just have to do it like that. And why is it so much grosser?
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Chapter 2: Why is Sydney Sweeney's relationship making headlines?
So Andrew Schultz, I think I watched like half so far because I did try to get to sleep at a reasonable hour.
Who splits up a comedy special?
Well, Zach was going to bed and I think he wanted me to keep watching so he could watch it. But like, I was like, you know what? We both need to go to sleep. We've not been getting good sleep. The boys have been just like waking up. Like they're switching off every night of who's going to wake up. And it was like almost 11. And I was like, okay, that's like a good sign to go to sleep.
Who woke up last night?
Chatty. Classic chatty. Classic chat.
I'm so obsessed with Chad.
Um, so I was, so I'm at the part, what's he up to? They're about to do IVF that he's like explaining that process.
Um, and so many things made me laugh and it was actually a different stuff than what you said, but maybe because like when he was saying how he used to be so scared of like getting everyone pregnant, that like when he would jerk off in the toilet bowl, he'd flush twice and wipe it down with Windex.
Cause he was scared that when his mom took a dump, it would splash back up into her sperm and get her pregnant. And then he'd have a son and brother.
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