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Chapter 1: What are Jackie and Claudia's latest projects?
Oh, God. Bye-bye. Welcome back to The Toast. Happy Friday, you guys. Feels like three eternities since our last episode. Jackie and I were like such businesswomen yesterday. And people were constantly asking us all day, what kind of business y'all in? And we had a lot of answers because we were on set. We were modeling. We were acting. We were acting. By the way, we are bona fide actors.
Apparently, you're going to see our work soon. I always say, like, I know I'm an incredible woman and a once-in-a-generation talent. You are. but I can't act like, that's why I don't even. I don't agree. Oh, well, I don't agree after yesterday, but I've always said that, like, you know, it's my dream to be on Hallmark, but I actually don't like pursue it in any real way. Cause I would be awful.
But after yesterday, I don't know. Like maybe just growing up and maturing has made me a better actress because we were in crayon on set.
Yeah. I don't want to spoil the creative, but Jackie and I were like, you know, we were breaking into a room. Like that was our, that was the role we were given, like two burglars kind of. And I feel like we suspended disbelief amongst all of our, like everybody around us was like, wow, these girls can act. Like call the police. And Ben had one line in this commercial.
And first of all, he had to do it like three times. And whenever me and Ben record ads, I'm like, you can't act. Like you're not, like you're being so theatrical. Like the key to acting is like doing less. Like you have to be so chill. I think we absolutely crushed it. I feel like everybody on set was really taken with our acting abilities. They didn't know that like we didn't have a lot of
but you would never know it.
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Chapter 2: Who is the special guest on Monday's episode?
No. Then we recorded a fabulous guest interview because on Monday, Jax is traveling back home. So like, there's just not really time to record a live show. And we happened to have gotten a fab opportunity for a guest. We could say, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we recorded it. He can't cancel.
Yeah, he can't cancel. It's already happened. We have Andrew Schultz on the podcast on Monday. That will be Monday's episode, and it is so fantastic.
He was kind of like a gabbing little girl. He could not stop gabbing with us. He couldn't stop gabbing with the girlies. We tried to wrap up, and then we all just kept getting carried away with new topics.
Yeah, you guys will hear we literally tried to wrap up four times, and we just got sidetracked into another conversation.
And I think you guys will be interested. It's kind of the first like guest interview dynamic where I actually felt like a third wheel. Like I felt like Andrew and Jax were like really connecting. I feel like you guys have similar, like you're at similar life stages and similar just vibes. We have a lot in common. So a couple of times I almost like, excuse myself.
It was really, it was a fabulous episode and it's kind of a different type of guest than we normally do. I mean, we don't really do guests, especially like a man. So yeah. I think you guys are really gonna enjoy it. That's on Monday's episode. Then we headed out. We had a girl's night.
I got my haircut finally. I know you guys have been like, will she, won't she? Like, how is she gonna fit in that haircut? And I fit it in last night. But we also vlogged our entire day. So I don't wanna spoil too much because we seriously vlogged the whole day. So you'll get a lot more behind the scenes into all of these exciting business ventures that we ventured into yesterday.
What kind of business y'all in?
Modeling, journalism. Content creation, journalism. Influencing podcasting, entertainment. Entertainment. Yeah, I think entertainment is the umbrella under which we stand.
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Chapter 3: Why did Ben's speech proposal cause a stir?
Under which we stand. Now, I want to share a story, and I hate to use my platform, obviously, to embarrass my husband. Oh. But he did something so weenie that I have to share it, and I shared it with everybody at girls' night dinner last night, and they were all equally horrified, so I actually felt good about it. Was I there? Yeah. Okay.
I might have even told you this, though, before everybody else. We're in town, you know, obviously Ben's sister, my sister-in-law, Mockleton and sister.
I just want to tell you to validate something that we've been going on about, not to interrupt you, but I was getting my haircut yesterday and I was talking to Mahogany and she was like, what are you here for? And I was like, Claudia's sister-in-law's wedding. And she was like, oh, Ben's sister is getting married. I'm like, yes, Ben's sister. It's more concise. It's Ben's sister.
Yeah. Um, So Ben is giving a speech and he of course asked me to look at it. And I said, of course, first of all, I want you to do a good job and to like, you can't embarrass us. Like you're speaking on behalf of both of us, like representing the family. So he kind of has been, you know, procrastinating. Then like two days ago, he sends it to me. And I'm reading it.
And then...
he kind of does like the thing you're not supposed to do in acrostic. Okay. He goes like, M is for magnificent. A is for adventurous. D is for dedicated. And I stopped reading. I was like, I was like, did you do an acrostic? And did he do Maddie or Madeline? Maddie. Her full name is Madeline, but no, he did M-A-D-D-Y, thank God. What was the Y for? Yisrael, like her Yiddish kite.
And I was like, Ben, everything you're saying in the letters is really sweet. I don't know why you need the format of the acrostic. And he didn't get why it was such a corny, lame thing to do. My reaction, he probably thought I was so crazy. I'm like, Ben, that's you starting a speech being like,
Miriam Webster defines love like it's so corny and I was just like it's actually worse than the definition of love yeah it is as defined by Miriam yeah is ba-da-ba-ba-ba but to me love is Maddie and Matt So I said, get back to work. That's actually quite pargy.
He needs to watch a wedding ringer. I said, I understand maybe you're using the acrostic as an exercise to get your thoughts out. And now you could say, my sister is magnificent. She's adventurous. Exactly. She's dedicated. Exactly. Determined. And let's talk about her Yiddish kite. Let's talk about Yisroel. Yeah, I'm like, you can drop the acrostic now. Like, we don't need it.
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Chapter 4: What makes Minky Couture blankets unique?
So yeah, definitely not listening to a podcast. Okay. But no, I should do it while I'm getting ready and I keep forgetting.
It's Friday, we have stories, and to be just totally open and honest with our audience, the stories aren't great, but I do feel like that always lends itself to a partier episode.
It's not a death sentence for the episode. Right, no, actually sometimes, more often than not, it forces us to just be a little bit more creative. Yeah, it sometimes is an affirmation of life. Come again? It's not a death sentence. Oh. Sometimes it's an affirmation of life. Would you say that affirmation of life is the opposite of a death sentence? No. Like, I don't know if there's a direct one.
If there was, I couldn't think of it. Got it. And so I came up with an affirmation of life.
We also have Queenie and Weenie, and I'm actually really proud of mine because some weeks we were saying this before the show, like, some weeks you're like constantly thinking of Queenie and Weenie every day. Like somebody does something and you jot it down. Like that's Weenie behavior. And by the end of the week, you have a couple of good options for each.
And some weeks you kind of forget about Queenie and Weenie and you have to really evaluate the week in like five minutes. I just need you to know every week is the latter for me. Oh no, this week I was really on top of it.
I had my Queenie and Weenie by like Tuesday and Wednesday. I only last week did I remember I wanted to make Gal Gadot or Sojourner Truth. My Queenie. Sojourner last week came to me early too. And I do feel like going forward, like when in doubt for Queenie, I'm gonna go Sojourner. Like why can't she be Queenie again?
Oh, kind of like a emergency button.
Yeah, just like, you know, Justin Timberlake could always be the Weenie. It's good to have just people on reserve. Yeah, I like that. So, might be Sojourner's week. Sojourner's? It might be Cojourner's week actually.
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Chapter 5: Why did Sydney Sweeney call off her wedding?
Totally.
But yeah, right now you're my front runner. Beating out sojourners is cojourners.
Also always a good option. You can kind of go both, sojourner or cojourner. Hit them with the journers. A thousand percent. So we're going to usher you guys into a pargy weekend. Hope everybody has fabulous plans, you know. It's supposed to be 80 degrees in New York. We have fabulous plans. We do. We're celebrating Simchas. We're getting together as a family. It's supposed to be 80 degrees.
You know, I don't know where you guys live. Hopefully it's going to be pargy weather. You could step outside. And if not, eh. Jackie was doing that all day yesterday. I'm a TikToker. That's not TikToker. That's Megan Thee Stallion.
Yeah, then I'm basket. You know? Yeah, but then it went viral on TikTok.
Yeah, yeah. But I'm a savage. Oh, yes. But the ism, like, Megan does it, like, in everyday life. She'll do an interview, and she'll be like, I look bomb, right?
That is really funny. I got it vis-a-vis Megan, vis-a-vis TikTok, vis-a-vis I'm not on TikTok. Correct.
Vis-a-vis reels.
So that's just, like, what I think of. You have a nice tongue.
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