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Chapter 1: What happened with Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson?
Pain where? Where is the pain? Who caused the pain? Was it an accidental pain or was it an affair? On this pain chart, show me how bad it is. One to five. On this pain chart. I'm sorry, that's just like a crazy vague term, but also pretty specific considering they could have not included that and just been like marriage is running its course.
Unless they're saying it's painful because the marriage is ending.
Is that the cause of the pain? Or was there a different pain that caused the end?
Eric and I have been living separately, navigating a painful situation in our marriage. So there was a situation that led to the end of the marriage. That wording is intentional. Something happened.
I feel like, you know, I always try to look at both sides when there's a devastating breakup and get excited about like the girl going out and like maybe reconnecting with John Mayer. But to be honest, like I don't have that sort of feeling. I feel like what I took away from her book was that like not only does she require, but she really thrives in like stable environments.
And I think he was really that for her. And I think maybe the marriage would have ended a little while ago if she didn't really cling to that sort of stability. Yeah. so I don't want to see her like, that's not, I think what's even best for her, like out and about, you know, dating around Hollywood. Like I liked that she had this guy who was like kind of a nobody. Like, yeah, he played football.
Like tell me what team I'll give someone a million dollars if they know what team he played for. Like it was just this kind of good situation they had random, but good.
Yes. But Jessica Simpson like is a lover and she actually probably will have a a new relationship, because she's a relationship girl. There are so many people in her book who she had like real relationships with, not just like, and I don't think she's like a fling person, but I think she likes being in a relationship.
So when the dust settles from this, I think she will want that again, because I think she likes that partnership.
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Chapter 2: Why did Beyonce postpone her big announcement?
Chapter 3: What can we learn from Carrie Underwood performing at Trump's inauguration?
Olivia was already going. She is less universe manifest spirit than you. She kind of is though. She's kind of is. No, I could see her thinking it's like so stupid. No, no, no. She, no, she's not. And she's been to like this event before. So she was going and then my friend was going. So I was like, okay, of course I'll go. And it's all, it was all about manifesting.
So I really was just trying to learn because I, I think of manifesting as like influencers, like printing out pictures on Pinterest and like putting it on their vision board and calling it a day. But the original intention for manifesting, it's, it's much more than that. And it's a lot about like positive affirmation, affirmations and like self-talk and like
There's a lot of steps towards manifesting. All in which. Are you joining the 12 step program? It was like five or six steps. And it's like, yeah, if you could do all those steps, like you would be like a totally mentally healthy person. Yeah, but if I could do all those steps, I wouldn't be at this class. The steps are like not as easy as just steps, you know? So it was very interesting.
And I'm thinking, I really am thinking, and also there was also like a bit of meditation because when you are manifesting and you're going into your soul, you're trying to think about like the things that you truly desire. So it's a very relaxing exercise actually. I was like, what do you truly desire? Well, I'm not gonna share that with everyone. Oh, really? It's very personal. Oh, okay.
Yeah, they brought out like these big like poster boards. I'm like, we're not about to write down like our heart's desires, are we? Oh, I guess yeah, it is like personal. I gave mine away. I was like, I'll write in my notebook, thanks. Did you BYO? The thing is they gave notebooks to everyone. So it was so my kind of place. So it was like worth it. It was worth it for the free notebook.
So it's nice to think about as we go into the new year, like what you want to manifest yourself in the first three months, six months, 12 months. And the 12 month goal should be something that seems so far fetched, you know? But like the three and six months are the steps to get there.
Wow. I'm just, I'm in shock. Honestly, this conversation and like this new line of thinking, like does feel like a betrayal.
No, I'm not saying this, like, it's nice to think differently for an evening. Sure. You know? Sure. Get in touch with your true self. Sure. You should try it, Turdy. Just once.
I agree and understand, and I don't think this is, like, specific to, like, spirituality, that, like, you get out what you put in, right? So if you, like, walk through the world with a phobis and a punim and a terrible energy and attitude, like, that's what you're going to receive. Yeah. And if you're, like, a joyful, positive person and you put out positive things and laughter and light,
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Chapter 4: How do celebrity breakups affect their public image?
Chapter 5: What insights were shared in the Dear Toasters advice segment?
Chapter 6: What are the details about Brittany Mahomes' new baby?
Yeah, that's part of it. You know, putting out the good vibes, which is always a good lesson. Yeah.
Okay, wow. Took a turn this morning.
Well, that's what I was up to. What can I say? Except. Manifest destiny.
Oh my God, me and Ben watched the funniest episode of Curb last night. Like we just like are on a curb kick. It's like the one thing we can agree on just like play in the background and they charter a plane to go to a wedding and the pilot needs everybody's weights and nobody will give it. Yeah. And so they have to like land.
They have to make an emergency landing and drop off their suitcases because the plane is too heavy. Whatever. It was so fucking funny. They go to this carnival and I guess it's like this, you know, it's like this Mexican carnival and there's a guy there who can guess anybody's weight. So Larry like brings all the people over.
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Chapter 7: What was discussed about Tom Cruise and Brooke Shields?
Oh, right. I've seen this episode. We talked about this episode before. It's seriously peak comedy. Yeah. When it aired, we were not okay. Oh my God.
It's seriously so funny. Yeah.
I was cracking up. Oh my God. That's okay. Nevermind. I actually, maybe I'm having a little taste of you. That's so real. If you're ever in a situation where you have to ask like your friends for their weight, I mean, it's not like even when we're renting skis, like you need to ask everyone. They're like, oh, I'll fill it out myself. Yeah.
When Ben and I were first dating, we were in Puerto Rico and we went parasailing and the guy on the back of the boat was like, I just need like your rough weights. And Ben was like, oh, I can like go in like the other part of the boat or whatever. And I'm like, no, it's fine, 120. And the guy was like- The sail goes down. The guy was like, he gave me eyes.
He was like, I'm gonna give you another chance. to- Did you really try and lie? Of course. I said- No, but then you're like, that's so risky. I said 125. And then he was like, and I gave him a look and I was like, just, you know, do your worst, like overestimate. I don't give a fuck. Then also, I'm always doing it in dangerous situations.
And if somebody's asking you for your weight in that sense, like it's usually for your safety. Like when I was on this, me and Brian were in the British Virgin Islands and we were like island hopping and you take these tiny fucking planes. They needed my weight. And like, I honestly hadn't weighed myself in months. So I just, I honestly, I didn't even know your guess is as good as mine.
But roundup.
Nah. Roundup. Cause like, seriously, they need enough fuel. What you want to be going down right before you hit land.
So I did tell Brian, like right before we took off that I lied about my weight. And he was like, I'm literally a father.
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