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The Toast

Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

Tue, 11 Mar 2025

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Braxton Berrios gets new NFL team and Kyle Juszczyk released from 49ers (23:25)Ne-Yo introduces his 4 girlfriends from polyamorous relationship (Page Six) (34:43)Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce keep low profile on dinner date in Park City after 'reconnecting' on romantic getaway (Page Six) (39:57)Lauren Graham lets slip the father of 'Parenthood' co-star Mae Whitman's baby (Page Six) (43:17)James Kennedy Apologizes for Posting Photo With the Tate Brothers (US Weekly) (51:58)Dear Toasters Advice Segment (56:21)The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) Lean InThe Camper and The Counselor by Jackie OshryMerchThe Toast PatreonGirl With No Job by Claudia OshrySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Chapter 1: What are the latest sports trades affecting pop culture?

3536.354 - 3541.877 Jackie Oshry

Contradictory. Of course he needs to do in this line. How could you look at your husband with the braces?

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3542.458 - 3546.26 Claudia Oshry

No, I'm sorry. And I thought that people did the metal braces because they were cheaper.

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3546.38 - 3553.846 Jackie Oshry

I thought they were cheaper and quicker and it's a shorter amount of time. But like, which I kind of get like, oh, let's just get it over with.

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3554.267 - 3563.294 Claudia Oshry

Yes, of course. It'll be six hard months. Yeah. Yeah. I thought that's whatever I saw, like an adult with photo metal braces. I thought it was like the more economical and the more effective option.

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3564.795 - 3570.894 Jackie Oshry

This is giving like a braces fetish. It's like his teeth are probably also fine and he just wants braces.

3571.474 - 3572.555 Claudia Oshry

But I do want to say to this girl.

3572.575 - 3577.178 Jackie Oshry

He's actually a middle schooler who wants their teeth to be bad because they want braces because they go to school.

3577.583 - 3587.709 Claudia Oshry

Before I push you towards Invisalign, even though you're already there, I also need you to know Invisalign is not a perfect experience. Watching your partner slip them out of their mouth between meals is one of the most disgusting things on the planet.

3588.07 - 3598.316 Claudia Oshry

Having seen a grown-ass adult take out their Invisalign, it's actually one of the most traumatizing things on the planet, so just be ready for that. It's obviously not nearly as bad as metal mouth, full brace face, but just know it's not perfect either.

Chapter 3: What are Jackie and Claudia's thoughts on Andrew Schultz's comedy special?

3817.08 - 3822.082 Claudia Oshry

No, she said, no. I'm going back on my morals if I form a relationship with him.

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3822.182 - 3828.486 Jackie Oshry

No, go back to the beginning. I visited him and spoke to him for two years, but then family drama happened, and now we don't speak. What's that?

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3828.526 - 3841.072 Claudia Oshry

Yes, yes. But I think what she was saying was, like, she was in high school, and so she had a brother who did something wrong, and she still, like, was his friend. And then maybe two years later, she had some sort of reckoning with this drama, and now she has, like, takes a moral stance against it.

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3841.992 - 3852.563 Jackie Oshry

Okay. Well, you gotta trust your gut and go with your scruples, but... I, to be honest, I don't, I don't know him. I couldn't say.

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3853.383 - 3854.304 Claudia Oshry

I recommend the Kathy Griffin.

3854.324 - 3856.565 Jackie Oshry

Of course it's easy to be like, he's bad. Don't talk to, you know, but like.

3858.026 - 3878.222 Claudia Oshry

Family. It's, it's very complicated. I would listen to Kathy Griffin, but this girl doesn't even have an inkling. Like she's decided she doesn't want to have a relationship with him, but it's like, how does she navigate her family? She now feels like an outsider, which is wrong because the pedophiles should feel like an outsider. Yeah. Not you. That sucks. Our third and final is such a departure.

3878.482 - 3883.125 Claudia Oshry

I should have done that one last because we just need to rejigger. This one's so different, okay?

3884.266 - 3884.666 Jackie Oshry

I'm ready.

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