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Chapter 1: What makes Wednesdays special for The Toast?
Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Wednesday. Okay, it's Wednesday. It's the middle of the week. It's a hump day. However, you in particular are going to get through that, whether it's with a pillow-humping saddle or just humping someone you love. Do what you gotta do. Happy Wednesday, swirlies. How you doing?
Happy Wednesday. It is the day of the wens, which feels fair. Yesterday was a shock to the system. Today it is what it is. When we're done with this episode, we will have ushered you into the latter half of the week and we just have to keep looking towards the future.
I find myself like as I get older saying it is what it is more and more. And it's just like, it is what it is.
I mean, it's a great convo ender while also being agreeable and accepting the things that we can't change.
Yes. Yes. And I actually also find myself quoting that Alcoholics Anonymous blurb more often than I care to admit, because it's kind of pargy. It has nothing to do with alcoholism. It has to do with like God and courage.
Yeah. It has to do with faith. Like, accepting the things that I cannot change, which is the fact that it's Wednesday, and I'm just gonna accept that.
Speaking of quotes, I actually saw the most beautiful quote yesterday that borderline brought me to tears, and it came from TikTok. I shared this on my Instagram, so I apologize if this is repetitive, but it bears repeating. Nostalgia is proof you are living a life to be proud of. How lucky we are to yearn for our own memories. That's beautiful.
It's such a party way of thinking because nostalgia, like when you really get into it, like can be so depressing. It's like the good days are behind us. But it's like, no, you've lived such a party life like you're yearning for it.
You're in for your own things that you had.
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Chapter 2: How did Claudia and Jackie revolutionize The Redheads?
It's so crazy, and it's so me, to make everything about myself.
Yeah, but I do feel like you would have been, you would make something about yourself, but not in such an overt way, like they're in the green room splayed out. You would be hiding in the back signing books because you want to get the book signed, not sitting, that's embarrassing. So I believe Turdy, nice damn it.
okay and by the way I just I swear on my life and anyone who knows you would know that about you like yeah you want to get the book signed but like not in someone else's green room and everybody who knows me like knows if I did do that shit like I would say it like I would own it in a small way I agree.
I just want to go on record. I would let the record reflect. Like I did not ask.
It was such a literary day yesterday because, uh, Dean and Becky were at your and Brian's event and we had just recorded redheads.
And so, Oh, kind of like the new era of the redhead sort of just like coming together.
Yeah. It's all sort of falling into place. Just something to think about. Kind of like a coup de redhead. Coup de head. Also, what's so crazy is this month is our five-year anniversary of the Redheads.
I don't believe you.
Is that the most shocking thing you've ever heard? We started in 2020.
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Chapter 4: What are the biggest announcements from Claudia and Jackie?
Yeah, and you know, maybe he likes to do drag. I actually have, on Drag Race, there was a straight contestant once.
So? Yeah.
And by the way, let me tell you, nobody, none of the other contestants could get over it. Like they seriously, they couldn't stop talking about it.
I think I would say couples counseling for this.
Yeah. I also just feel like the issue is, is that this person isn't honest and probably not even honest with themselves. So it's going to take a long time to get to resolution if there is going to get, and it's like, seriously, you need to think, is this worth your time?
But she doesn't want to get divorced. Like she wants to make it work. So like, I think you have to take steps towards making it work while also, and I think he needs to be rehabilitated for his porn addiction. Yeah.
Okay, but like what if this young, sprightly woman like spends years in therapy with this guy just to end that like he wants to transition to being a woman and that's not something she's like wants to stick around for. And it's like how much time are you going to – because this person is like also a liar. Like that's the hard part about these things.
It's like the fact that this person who's your husband is keeping so many things from you and like let you go through with a wedding without sharing this huge part of himself. Like that to me is the bigger betrayal. I don't give a shit that you're dressing up as a woman. Like it's you're lying to me.
Yeah.
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