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Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

Tue, 10 Dec 2024

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Golden Globes 2025 Nominations: 'Emilia Perez' Dominates Films With 10 Nods; 'The Bear' Leads TV With Five (Variety) (16:26)Who Will Be TIME's Person of the Year for 2024? See the Shortlist (TIME) (33:41)Ariana Grande Reacts to Viral 'Holding Space' Wicked Interview Meme: 'I Didn't Know What Any Part of It Meant' (PEOPLE) (49:57)Jaime Foxx tearfully describes exactly what led to mystery hospitalization in Netflix special (Page Six) (54:14)Netflix Drafts NFL Christmas Gameday On-Air Talent, Including Comedians Nate Bargatze & Bert Kreischer (Deadline) (59:39)Dear Toasters Segment (1:08:32)The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) Lean InThe Camper and The Counselor by Jackie OshryMerchThe Toast PatreonGirl With No Job by Claudia OshrySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Chapter 1: What were the Golden Globe nominations for 2025?

1139.057 - 1152.388 Claudia Oshry

Because Jon Favreau is, like, the biggest director of all time. Every time I'm even watching, like, an old movie, it'll say to be directed by Jon Favreau. But are you also telling me that that's Jon Favreau, the actor who we know from, like, stuff? I believe so.

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1152.448 - 1171.657 Jackie Oshry

Like, I think that we did this, so... yes it's the same producer yeah he's a producer on all these things like mandalorian he's in iron man i think young sheldon yes oh my god yes yes yes yeah and i believe the lion king yeah here it is he's a producer on the lion king the live action one

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1171.877 - 1182.041 Claudia Oshry

But he's also an actor. Now, I think his acting days are a little bit behind him. I think he's been eclipsed by himself. But, like, I know his face. And how many director's faces do I know? I know him because he's an actor.

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1182.101 - 1189.684 Jackie Oshry

He's in that movie, Couples Retreat, where they all are, like, you know, on the last leg of their relationship. So they go on vacation.

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1189.704 - 1210.498 Claudia Oshry

That's a good movie. It is. That's just, like, a thing in Hollywood. Like, that's just, like, a cultural thing. blind spot for me how Jon Favreau like the actor who's like that funny big guy is also like one of the most critically acclaimed he's literally like a He's like Reese Witherspoon. James Cameron. Like he does everything. Okay. I'm just, I was confused about that.

1210.578 - 1231.791 Jackie Oshry

Like, thank you. I need to clear that up. Anyways, now back to our first story. If we may. Golden Globe nominations are here. And really awkwardly, Amelia Perez is dominating with 10 nominations. And like, I'm glad to know what we found out yesterday. Otherwise I'd be like, oh, this is probably like amazing. And Selina deserves the Globe. Here are the nominees. Okay.

1232.594 - 1247.487 Claudia Oshry

It's so crazy. I know. I just want to say, I read a lot of our comments yesterday. The Latina community, like, they do not stand for this. Like, they're not standing with Selena. Like, they actually found it downright offensive. And I stand with my Tostada community, so I stand by what I said. Even though the Selenators were coming at me. Like, I actually don't care.

1247.868 - 1257.316 Jackie Oshry

The Selenators are always coming at you. It's so true. Three things you can be certain of. Death, taxes, and the Selenators coming for you. Coming at someone. Coming for anyone.

1258.316 - 1276.19 Claudia Oshry

Selena also finds herself in a lot of peculiar situations. So I feel like being a fan of hers is actually a full-time job defensively. Do you know what I mean? You're always defending her acting. And actually somebody commented, was like, what is up with the Selenators? They're always having to defend Selena's inability to do her job.

Chapter 2: Who will be TIME's Person of the Year for 2024?

Chapter 3: What did Ariana Grande say about the viral meme?

509.407 - 527.993 Claudia Oshry

And you and I, so the different ways we could have split up, we were never together. It was either me or Olivia. We never split up in our own way, like, until now. Right. And so the fact that we ended up working so closely together is actually kind of odd. But back to the childhood gripe, like, we were all really close growing up. But, yeah, I guess you and I were the least close.

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528.353 - 544.804 Claudia Oshry

So if there was anyone I would have a gripe with, it's you. And I can tell you I don't. Great, I don't have one. Because that was kind of the thing. You didn't even literally talk to me enough to have a gripe. Do you know what I mean? Seven seasons later, I don't have a gripe. It's good to know that we don't have a gripe. We are washing our hands of this gripe.

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546.863 - 572.17 Jackie Oshry

no we're all good over here no no that's really funny that's really funny I guess like growing up something that frustrated me was like I could never when Olivia and I like started to make like friends that would like drive us places and stuff like even when we were driving with like our counselor our friends who drove like I was never allowed to sit shotgun like she always was sitting shotgun because she's older and that's just how it like goes in the family actually this book we read for redheads shred sisters like the younger sister it's all about her gripes with her older sister and like

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572.45 - 589.086 Jackie Oshry

she never got to sit in the front seat. And like, yeah, that's facts. That is annoying. Like to never get it. Right. Now people give me the front seat. One, it's like nobody wants it anymore. Like sitting in the back, it's like rolling. The cool kids, yeah. But because of my nausea, I have been promoted to the front seat.

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589.266 - 590.487 Claudia Oshry

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's so funny.

Chapter 4: What led to Jamie Foxx's hospitalization?

590.507 - 592.008 Jackie Oshry

You have been promoted.

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592.568 - 609.6 Claudia Oshry

Margot, I guess, I wonder if she, did she talk on the redheads at her middle seat drama? Because when we would get in a car, it was always the same layout. Mom in the front, live in the front. Us three in the back, but who wants the middle? The youngest sister gets the middle. It's the worst seat. You don't have armrests. Everybody's kicking you. There's nowhere to put your legs.

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609.9 - 615.37 Claudia Oshry

And that was Margot's designated spot for life. What does she feel about that? Did she discuss that on the redheads?

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615.41 - 626.438 Jackie Oshry

Does she have middle seat trauma gripes? No, she didn't mention it. And now with captain seats, like where does the youngest child go? Back back? What's preferred? Middle seat or back back? I think back back. You get a whole row.

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626.618 - 630.26 Claudia Oshry

She would have loved that. Thousand percent. If only we had a three row vehicle at the time.

633.102 - 653.383 Claudia Oshry

oh sister tings oh sister tings we have a lot to discuss today there are stories there's your toaster so i'm ready to dive in unless there's anything we haven't covered that you would like to discuss no i'm ready to dive in because i saw you recently i bid you adieu and then that was that not much else has happened so without further ado to do to do

Chapter 5: Who are the new NFL Christmas on-air talents?

653.923 - 655.624 Jackie Oshry

Here are the Fast Five stories that you need to know.

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656.145 - 673.435 Claudia Oshry

And the Fast Five stories that you need to know are brought to you by Saks.com. I can confirm those rumors. I know a lot of people were wondering. The premiere. Yeah, they were. Did you see that article about us? It's like... No, but my Gizmo look was brought to you by Saks.com. How about that? I love that. So I feel like the holiday season is brought to you by Saks.com.

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Saks.com is the premier digital platform for luxury fashion. And especially with the holidays right around the corner, they're making it easy to find the perfect gifts for everyone. Even the pickiest people on your list... Even, you know, the people who appear to have everything, like Jackie, like seriously, what do you get for her? Head to Saks.com, problem solved.

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687.302 - 705.609 Claudia Oshry

I can think of a million things. They have you covered. They have a really versatile collection of fashion, of course, but also beauty, home decor, so much more. And I think what makes Saks so different, because obviously, you know, all these websites want your business on the holidays, but Saks really just makes it easy for you. Super like easy to navigate, but they put together gift guides.

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705.629 - 721.881 Claudia Oshry

And I feel like people just throw together gift guides with like no thought. The Saks ones are so well thought out. So if you're looking for something for like a kid, there's one for that. Or like a beauty lover, you can get them like sexy La Mer lip gloss. Like they're giving you ideas for gifts that you're not getting anywhere else. And so if you're looking for...

722.742 - 733.267 Claudia Oshry

a gift for somebody who's like really into handbags. Like they would recommend the Marc Jacobs leather mini bag. They're not doing like basic stuff. They're doing really tailored, really niche because sometimes these gift guides are actually not helpful.

733.347 - 747.274 Claudia Oshry

But that's what separates sex.com is their gift guides are actually premium and they're giving you things like you haven't seen on other websites. And of course, when it comes to holiday shopping, it's so important to shop for yourself. You don't want to be like, you know, you work so hard to look good for everyone and then like you show up at a slob at like at the holiday party, right?

747.914 - 755.922 Jackie Oshry

And we just started our secret Santa and I'm going right to sex.com gift guide for my gift. So I need a curated gift guide for my gift.

Chapter 6: What is the Dear Toasters segment about?

756.022 - 770.112 Claudia Oshry

And the website makes it really easy to shop, especially by budget. Cause we have a budget for the, for the Elster secret Santa thing. So it's just really easy to use. Um, And really, I highly recommend checking out their gift guide. So head to Saks.com to make this holiday season memorable for you and your loved ones.

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782.975 - 792.84 Claudia Oshry

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822.258 - 832.644 Claudia Oshry

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Chapter 7: What is the significance of the Selenators?

1516.322 - 1523.122 Jackie Oshry

I feel like I was just thinking of something that should have been here that's surprising that's not here. Well, Wicked's gonna win. You think so?

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1537.773 - 1537.753 Jackie Oshry

1000%.

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1537.793 - 1547.857 Claudia Oshry

Thank you. Thank you very much. Oh, you just know Justin Baldoni is vomiting. He didn't get nominated for director and neither did John Chu.

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1548.837 - 1565.121 Jackie Oshry

I know people are mad about that and they're right for that. One thousand percent. Maybe now, like I feel like they didn't expect Wicked to have the effect that it did. And he'll definitely get nominated next year, like with the sequel. But it's too little too late. Just like they didn't nominate Ari for the Oscars. Like don't sleep on Wicked.

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1565.501 - 1565.862 Claudia Oshry

It's wrong.

1566.022 - 1567.122 Jackie Oshry

Don't bet against Wicked.

1568.582 - 1579.346 Claudia Oshry

What was the, I actually didn't see the nominees for the original song. Did Luke Holmes get a nomination? Because seriously, Oklahoma from Twisters is not only an amazing song, it was immensely popular.

1579.927 - 1594.373 Jackie Oshry

Great question. Best original song, Motion Picture. Beautiful That Way from The Last Showgirl, which actually Miley is on. So Miley is nominated for a Globe. then Compress and Repress from Challengers, El Mal, Amelia Perez, Forbidden Road, Better Man, and Kiss the Sky, The Wild Robot.

1594.513 - 1600.695 Claudia Oshry

That's wrong. Luke Combs deserved a nomination for Oklahoma and from the Twister soundtrack. And he deserved a win for that.

Chapter 8: How is the holiday season impacting relationships?

2174.843 - 2175.823 Claudia Oshry

Okay, because they have me starting from 1927.

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2177.751 - 2181.355 Jackie Oshry

Also interesting. Oh, we don't have all the time in the world on the car.

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2181.375 - 2189.003 Claudia Oshry

For some reason, this list is only starting me at 19. I mean, at 2019. And it was gratitude. Oh, wait. But oh, yikes.

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2189.483 - 2206.223 Jackie Oshry

Yeah. In 2023, it was Taylor Swift. And then- That felt right. The year before was the Ukrainian president, Zelensky, and the spirit of Ukraine together. Oh, not the spirit. The spirit and the president. Elon was 2021. And then- Joe and Kamala, 2020.

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2207.084 - 2209.225 Claudia Oshry

And what was- Greta Thun-

2213.666 - 2217.489 Jackie Oshry

Joe and Carla were 2020? The Guardians, aren't those the COVID nurses?

2217.509 - 2241.389 Claudia Oshry

No, that's what I thought, but this person is... What year? Oh, all are... Journalists who were violently attacked or slapped with criminal charges in an empowering effort to silence the free press worldwide. Hmm. I must have missed that one. Oh, Taylor Swift is also... I like a person. Me too, me too. Or like a couple of people because 2017 was the silence breakers.

2241.409 - 2244.29 Jackie Oshry

Yeah, a couple of journalists or a couple of silence breakers.

2244.35 - 2255.354 Claudia Oshry

The voices that launched the Me Too movement. So like Taylor Swift and other notable swirlies. 2016 was Trump. 2015, Merkel. What is she, the prime minister or president?

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