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Chapter 1: Why are Jackie and Claudia discussing nicknames?
So, Joerners.
You are Hojers.
Okay, at first I thought you were calling me a ho, and I was like, facts. And then I realized you were talking about Hojers.
You are a very talented singer, like a once-in-a-lifetime-generation kind of singer.
Kind of talent. Yeah, I completely agree with that assessment.
You are Hojers, okay? Yeah.
Hozier, coger, wozier, soldier. Yeah? Tinker, tailor, soldier, spy. You are also cogerner's truth. You are. I am. I am who I am at this point, you know?
No, it's just like so crazy and I'm still foley. How does that work?
Oh, that is the plight of like being the girl who comes up with the nicknames. It's true. You are the girl who just iterates off of different things. And you're the creative genius behind all the nicknames, Turdy. And so while that is an amazing accolade, it leaves you nicknameless because it leaves me like the brain dead moron to come up with a nickname for you.
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Chapter 2: What influencer drama are Jackie and Claudia talking about?
Love that. I was in bed at a decent hour and I watched Summer House, but I have to be honest, like I really watched with a quarter of an eye because our group chat was popping off last night and I was pausing it every three minutes like to go back into the chat and have my fun.
So if it was a good episode of Summer House, I wouldn't know because I wasn't invested in it, but I don't think it was good. I would say it was a good episode.
Nothing happened. Summer House is just one of those shows where... And we'll talk about it in the TV recap. It's pleasant. Everybody is good looking. Everybody is stylish. Everybody is young and hot. And has personality. Yeah. There's no like dearth. There's no boring people. So I feel... Like, even a bad episode of Summer House is still really good.
No, just to say, not, like, bad, but nothing happened.
No, there wasn't, like, a big moment.
Yeah, it wasn't a big party or anything. They went to the beach. They came home. They all went out. They don't bring the cameras. And then the next day, they packed. I think I got it.
I feel like you're missing some stuff, but we'll talk about it in the TV recap.
Okay, okay. But all this to say, yeah, I was in the chats last night. They were popping off.
You were chat-GBTAing?
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Chapter 3: Who are the New York City influencers being critiqued?
And if I were them, I'd just be like, she called me skinny. I'm good.
That's how I knew she wasn't talking about me.
I'm good. No, it's like they all dress really well, but it's obviously like a derivative of someone else's fashion. Like it's not their own, like, oh, I'm going to get dressed and be me today. And so I feel like some of the people that she was talking about, I think I follow less than half of them. What is it, like five, six girls? And so I was looking at everyone, and I see what she's saying.
They are all very similar. It's homogenous. And the content isn't the most interesting, but they have followers for a reason. This is what people like. It's very pleasant to look at. It's very calming. It's called aesthetically.
Like that's the thing.
They're serving an audience. If people didn't like it or they found it too boring to follow, they wouldn't follow them. No one's forcing them. They're the New York City influencers for a reason. I think it speaks more to the culture than it speaks to these girls.
It also speaks to, and I think what a lot of the reception to that girl's video was, is like your for you page is the for you page. You know, you built it brick by brick. Like it is a reflection of content you engage with, things you find interesting, things you find entertaining. So,
Some girls were, like, commenting, I don't even know who you're talking about, these girls, because that's not what my For You page looks like. My New York City influencers are much more diverse and much more stylish. And so it is a reflection of the person whose page it is.
Right.
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Chapter 4: Why is Lucy Hale in the news with Harry Jowsey?
We really do. And that's how Sue sees it. How are the stories today? Oh, wow, we've dillied and dallied quite a bit. Yeah, when I said, do you want to talk about the influencer drama? Like I meant as a fifth story is what I meant.
Well, I'm sorry, I don't read minds.
No, sorry, I never finished what I was saying because we just launched into it. So I do think we can make up some time on the back end. I do think. Great, great. So now without further ado-do-do-do-do, There's the Fast Five stories you need to know. You did it, did, did, do.
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She's a New York City influencer. What's in her coffee?
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Chapter 5: What is Kelly Clarkson's personal matter?
Yeah, I think just like beautiful women. I don't think that he has great taste in women. I think like great women just like him. Do you know what I mean?
And that says a lot about him.
I agree. I agree. You are the company you keep.
Yeah. So as Lucy is one of my favorite actresses, like everything she like is in.
What is she in that you love so much you don't even like Pretty Little Liars?
Privileged.
Privileged.
Katie Keene. Okay. Justice for Katie Keene.
Did you ever see The Hating Game?
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