Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
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Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to the Toast Happy Fried Dairies. Today is a very exciting day. I would say it's a little bittersweet because my girl, Koj, is sick. However, on the bright side, her wonderful husband, Buon Gelish, Ben Sopper, is stepping up to the plate. Hey, Buon, how you doing?
Hi, darling. I'm doing not so great either. Like, we're a sick household.
Oh, you're one of those. You're pretty sick too.
Yeah, yeah. Like, I'm not feeling as sick as her. I'm certainly on the mend. Day three of amoxicillin.
Oh, so you gave it to her.
I think that there's only, considering I'm like one of the only people she's seen in the last seven months, like, I don't know how else she could have gotten it. But I didn't think that sinus infections were contagious, Jackie. I was unaware of this.
But perhaps they are a little bit. She keeps us abreast of her schedule here at the toast. And like she did go out to dinner this week, right?
She went out to dinner. She also had a couple of friends over. Perhaps it was the friends. It's possible that somebody brought this virus into the home and it attacked me as well.
Interesting.
I really don't know. And before people jump down my back for not wearing shoes, I want everybody to know that I was instructed not to wear shoes by my wife.
She would not wear your shoes on the new rugs.
She said, it's a new rug. I don't want your shoes staining it. So please remove them. I said, but people are going to comment that my dogs are out to play and I don't want that kind of slander. So I'm just setting the record straight before we start. While I am more comfortable like this, this was not my doing.
Well, lucky for me, at this angle, I can't see your feet.
Okay, so I just want to make sure then.
Cool. What I do see is you are wearing socks, so it's not a raw dog.
Not a raw dog. No.
And it is a bit of a dirty sock.
Is it? Well, see, this is the thing. The rug is dirty then. Then the rug is dirty. These are clean socks. I just put them on.
I see your whole footprints.
Oh, man. Yeah, I see it, too. They're going to love that. All right. What can we do?
Well, that's a special treat for you guys today. We don't always give you something so exciting, but you do have Ben's foot. You do. I feel like you always have Ben's foot. This is what I'm saying. No, there are only so many certainties in life. Death, taxes, and Ben showing us his foot.
And Ben's foot. Yeah. Yeah, Ben's foot. But... Yeah, how are you? How are you? I'm good.
What's going on? I'm excited for the weekend. You know, I've got a fun, relaxing weekend planned. Nothing too much. I'm just like looking forward to some time off. But Claudia being off today just really shook up the week. But I'm very much embracing the Buongelicious definition on the show. I tailored the stories to you as much as I could while also talking about what's relevant. Yeah. And I'm excited to co-host with you because we haven't done a Bunch and Sponge spectacular.
No, no, in some time.
How is Ben Soffer's health affecting the household?
And you haven't been in the new studio. What are your thoughts?
In some time. I saw this studio be built from rubble. So I knew what it looked like. I haven't sat in this slightly warm chair, but it is slightly warm. It is gorgeous. That is certainly true. The lighting is pristine. It looks like at least a million dollars was spent in here. The show must be doing well. And yeah, you know, it's a gorgeous, gorgeous, swirly vibe. And I'm excited to be in the swirly vibe.
It's a GSV. It's a gorgeous, swirly vibe. And what are your thoughts on the frames?
I've been told by my publicist that I can't talk about the frames.
Oh, no comment?
Yeah, like if you can like lift the publicist, like I think like they're like fine.
You can speak about the frames if you have something positive to say.
I love them. That's what my publicist told me to say. I love the frames.
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