Ben Soffer
Appearances
The Toast
Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
And when I tell you, Jackie, these like non-Jewish toasters and spritzers will come up to me and say Ben BH, and that is my legacy. Okay, that and Celebrity Chef is my legacy. But we are doing a first spritz on us. You come, I buy you a spritz, In St. Pete, which is Tampa, and we're going to have a great time this Thursday. St.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yes, it is Tampa. It's by the beach. It's gorgeous.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Pargy out there, like near Clearwater. It is beautiful.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yes, so come say hi this Thursday. I want to say it's the 14th of March.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Okay, the 13th. Come say hi. Come say hi. It's really fun. And yeah, I guess that's really it.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
That's really it. But things are great.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
She said, it's a new rug. I don't want your shoes staining it. So please remove them. I said, but people are going to comment that my dogs are out to play and I don't want that kind of slander. So I'm just setting the record straight before we start. While I am more comfortable like this, this was not my doing.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I'll never, I'll never let beat the crunch go. And I beat the crunch just so everybody knows I beat it.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Okay, so I just want to make sure then.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Not a raw dog. No.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Okay. Is it you?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I was just curious.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Is it? Well, see, this is the thing. The rug is dirty then. Then the rug is dirty. These are clean socks. I just put them on.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Famed? No. Mascogne? How can it be famed with a name like that?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Well, has Claudia told you, I'm sure she has, about our relationship with Post Malone?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yeah, so first of all, we have no relationship. Let me just like say that. But we could have had a really, we could be best friends right now. This is like, it was an incredibly fumbled ball on our collective parts, but we could have been besties. Think about, I don't know, Jackie, maybe it was 2014. White Iverson had just come on the scene. White Iverson. Ever since I was born and I was young.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
White Iverson came on the scene, Post Malone chopping the charts.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Chopping the tarts. And we get a message from Post Malone's manager that he and she are sorrelies. And they want us to meet Post and hang out. And if we wanted to, Post Malone was doing a private concert at Tao Downtown. And if we wanted to come on a table with them and hang out, they'd love to have us. So Claudia and I, we're in our club in Arrow. We go downtown and we're on a table.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Oh, man. Yeah, I see it, too. They're going to love that. All right. What can we do?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Me, Claudia Post Malone, managers, agents. He's literally he's next to us. He's singing. He's performing. We're hanging out. Goes well. Next day, we're all chatting. It's all good. They then invited us to something else he was performing at, like some music festival. Yeah, I remember. We said, yes, we're going to be there. We're going to go. We went. We had a great time.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
And then I don't know what happened, Jackie, but the fun times just abruptly stopped. These fun times. We stopped getting the invite. We don't know what happened.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
It's entirely possible. I say a lot of things. I do. I do. Especially you get, you get a little alcohol in me and you never know what I could say. Maybe I offended him. I doubt it though. I'm honestly, I'm a, I'm a really nice guy. Yeah.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
No, no. I don't know what it was, but yeah.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
It was just a moment in time. Us post Malone. And now he has a new lover and we wish them well. I don't know if we'll be invited to the wedding. I think that like that's like 50 50 due to our relationship these days. But yeah, we wish him well. And I'd send him a gift if we had his address, but we don't.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yeah, but you never know. Like things move quickly, you know, especially if she's not in Hollywood, Jackie, and somebody's talking about her.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Me too. No, I don't sit around and think about Post Malone's potential love life. I don't.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I understand. You know, so who is Post Malone? I would have thought, honestly, that Post Malone was still with his, like, high school girlfriend and that they might have been quietly married. I didn't know that he wasn't married. I didn't know that he was single. I didn't know any of this. I feel like he had a long-term girlfriend for a—didn't he have, like, a high school sweetheart?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I don't know what happened, but I feel like he did.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
There you go.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
So that's why I thought that.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I think they were together for a while. And yeah, he seems lovely. Incredibly eligible bachelor.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
And Ben's foot. Yeah. Yeah, Ben's foot. But... Yeah, how are you? How are you? I'm good.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Who's the top five on the list right now?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I love the list, except for one name, Jackie. Am I allowed to remove somebody from the list?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Trevor Noah? What are you, nuts?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I'm sure she does, and how unbelievably annoying he is when he hosts an award show.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
It's just people who... You have to like somebody for them to be eligible for...
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Fine. If it's up to me, I remove Trevor Noah. Let me hear the women's list and I'll see if I'll remove anybody.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Okay, so this is a horrible list. 50% are taken, 50% are duplicates.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
No, so uninspired. And, like, I don't even know if... I don't know if anybody on that list... Is anybody on that list even looking for true love? Like, I don't know. Maybe... That's still that's still single. Like, for example, Selena Gomez. I don't know if you guys talk about them. Her and Benny Blanco. I love them.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yeah, I think that this is real love. I see it. And I'm like, this is real love. This is real love. I just I have to like I call it as I see it, Jackie. I call it as I see it.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yes, I like them together a lot. I do.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
That's it, just sharing.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Even though, are they two good people for the list anymore? Could they be more?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I didn't even know that. If you don't, I'm just saying, if you don't cross Ben Saffer celebrities page, like if, if I don't see you, then you're not that popular.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
interesting you know what i mean i do i do i do okay all right it's a fun exercise and it allows us not to have to grieve relationships when they end so we'll be you guys will be re-tinkering the list and then once you have it you can send it to me and i'll give you my comment then but yeah the female list is is not ready for publishing no no no we're not inking it we're not inking it are you ready for our next story
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I'm sorry. That stinks.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
That stinks.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Very scary. I don't have anything like great to say, but like it's it's 2025. Like, thank God we're so advanced. Right. I have a feeling that like your chances of beating something like that have never been better. Right? Like, if this was a different point in time, you would be really worried.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
No, no, in some time.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I have to think, even though I'm an Eastern man, and I'm sure there are some Eastern techniques that the Western takes over when you have cancer. And I... God willing, she's she's fine. But I believe the word is metastasized is what's happening with her where you get it and it metastasizes. It spreads throughout. I know that because of Theo, not to compare Teddy and Theo, but it's the same name.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yeah, but I. Theo, when he got cancer, they were like, yeah, you could remove it from his pelvis, but it's everywhere. It just like it just starts to spread. It sounds like she caught it. She's monitoring it. And there are like those I don't know the name of them, but like there are those like full body scans that I don't want to do because I'm way too much of like a hypochondriac.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
In some time. I saw this studio be built from rubble. So I knew what it looked like. I haven't sat in this slightly warm chair, but it is slightly warm. It is gorgeous. That is certainly true. The lighting is pristine. It looks like at least a million dollars was spent in here. The show must be doing well. And yeah, you know, it's a gorgeous, gorgeous, swirly vibe.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Nouveau something. I'm way too much of a hypochondriac. I don't want to know what's going on in my body like that. Yeah.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
No, it sounds like she caught it early. So yeah.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
It's funny. I only know Teddy Mellencamp because Michael and Lauren had her on Him and Hers and sent me a picture of the three of them saying, Teddy loves Spritz Society Pink Lemonade. Can you send her some? So we sent her some like a couple months ago. That's the only reason I know Teddy.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I'm just obsessed with Desperate Housewives. In terms of like Real Housewives, I'm just stuck in a different era. Yeah, you're still on Lisa Rinna. Even though I did do Aaron and Abe Licky are coming out with a new podcast. And I actually did their podcast last night. I'm one of their first episodes that comes out in April.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
No clue. Not anymore. No clue. But all press is good press. Fingers crossed. Nobody told me not to say anything, so I don't know. But I'm an early guest, and so that's who I know from the new season. And besides that, I'm, like, stuck in, like, old OG New York and New Jersey, like...
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
bethany sonia ramona luann like the the greats i'm stuck in the greats yeah um i don't know these new people for like actually jersey i know a little bit like margaret joseph's dear friend of ours um etc and and joe but yeah desperate housewives i'm sorry i'm just gonna say it desperate housewives Like, Real Housewives does not hold – is it hold a candle? Is that the expression?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
That's the phrase. To Desperate Housewives. Literally the greatest fucking show ever made. I'm watching these episodes.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
But they both have housewives, so that's why I'm comparing them.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
That makes sense. Well, the fictional Desperate Housewives, I'm sure every single toaster has seen Desperate Housewives. But if you haven't seen it within the last, I don't know, six years, you forgot everything. It's worth a rewatch. And it's so good. I'm obsessed.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
It's so good. And like, I think Brie, it's just Brie. It's Brie all day.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I'm Brie. You're Brie. Together we are Brie. We're both like different sides of the coin of Brie. Yeah. But Brie, yeah, together we are Brie.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Interesting. Okay. I think that I am a Brie. No, the rest of it is a Brie Mrs. McCluskey.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
By the way, I'll take it. Even though he's nuts.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I love Mrs. McCluskey. And rest in peace, Ida Roth. I don't know why they killed the only Jew. This old woman, they killed her. Like, they didn't have to kill her. Yeah, it's not much of a spoiler. She's like such a minor character anyways. But like, yeah, Mrs. McCluskey. She's great. Love that woman so much.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Just like a tough broad. She would have been in the League of Their Own. You ever see that movie?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Like she was she was a professional softball player, Mrs. McCluskey. So like tough broad.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
And I'm excited to be in the swirly vibe.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
No, honestly, we don't use the word broad enough. Tough broad.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Okay, what else?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I didn't see any clips. I saw the episode though.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yeah, that was weird. We'll talk about it.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
It's just unnecessary.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I've been told by my publicist that I can't talk about the frames.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Mountbatten Windsor. Okay.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Even if like my, my problem wasn't with Sussex. My problem would have also been with Mountbatten Windsor. It's just like such an unnecessary thing to correct Mindy Kaling in that setting. Yeah. Like if somebody in, if you're, if you're doing a cooking reel with Mindy Kaling and she calls you Jackie Ashrae, are you saying, no, it's Jackie Weiner?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yeah, like if you can like lift the publicist, like I think like they're like fine.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Like, no, that doesn't cross your mind for six seconds. Unless you have, unless you have such a chip on your shoulder, which is what that showed me.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
A thousand percent.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yeah, what's your last name? I would love to know that too. I'm definitely curious. But yeah, what were your thoughts on the show in general?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I love them. That's what my publicist told me to say. I love the frames.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
So we like to consume the same type of content. Like I could literally – I could sit and watch. Unfortunately, I've watched all of them so I can't again. But like I could watch Barefoot Contessa for 40 straight hours to your point because I'm learning something from somebody who I know is incredibly knowledgeable. And if I go to make that – It's going to be great.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I don't know. I think they're fine.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
My issue with Megan's show – and I only watched the Mindy Kaling episode, so I didn't even know about the crafts and this. I just know about the cooking. And my problem with it is if you're not an expert chef, which like again – Me, I'm not, but my angle, or at least the angle that I try to portray is that I try and make it funny. Like you have to make it entertaining.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
A thousand percent. I'm saying that if you're not an expert chef, you need something else. Like it's not – I'm not watching her and thinking I'm going to make that frittata that you just dumped everything bagel seasoning on. Like that's weird as hell. I like that frittata. It's just like I just don't get it. Like I – I didn't understand it. And like, it felt very dry.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yes, that she's my publicist and she's hoping not to talk about the frames.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
It felt very like trying to be like Martha Stewart, but Martha is so incredibly credible. Like, like you can't be Martha Stewart without the credibility of Martha Stewart. You can be Megan Markle in your own way to your point of, you know, I now have this new title, Duchess of Sussex. And yeah, You know, I needed to learn how to cook. So I sort of self-taught myself.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
And here are my favorite recipes that I want to share with you.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yeah. But like I mentioned this, like when you guys were building the studio that I was just like fine on frames, but like I didn't need them. That's all. Nothing negative or positive. I'm neutral on frames. Truthfully neutral. But this chair, this is the most comfortable chair I've ever sat in.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Or that, or that, or that. I have two kids.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yeah, agreed.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yeah, who is so unbelievably aspirational. I don't aspire for one minute, sorry, to be Meghan Markle or to be in that kitchen and replace her. I want Martha. I want everything that Martha has. Like, I watch an episode of anything Martha does. I'm like, I want her Hamptons house. I want her garden. I want her brain around her ability to just cultivate a vibe.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Like, that's one thing, at least for me, that I know is missing. I definitely know... my way around the kitchen, I do wish that I knew how to throw everything together. Like how to just like meticulously plan the perfect dinner would be something that I would love to know how to do. Like Claudia always sets the table. Claudia is so good at that. She knows how to like bring things together.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
But like Martha does A to Z with purpose and perfection. And like I love watching that because I love to learn that stuff.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
There are so many people better suited to teach you about how to make a garden. This is the problem.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yeah, but so she should have her gardener on to explain to us how to make a garden.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
That's pretty cool. Yeah. So she has bees and she makes her own honey?
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This is, you could, if you have like a fight with Zach, you could sleep in this chair.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I did not realize that she was launching products.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
What's a flower sprinkle?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
But like nobody needs to see how you make avocado toast.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yeah, I just don't need that on TV. Okay. OK, personally, personally, I don't need it. I need to watch Ina Garten show me that if you take puff pastry and roll it into a hot dog like that's what I that's what I need.
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I have a little bit, but not enough.
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Have you ever watched Masterclass? No.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yeah. So I've only seen it on the plane. Like whenever I'm on a plane.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
But they have like.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I guess they must show episodes as like an ad to download Masterclass. Yeah. So it's on the plane. And so like I will watch.
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I will watch 10 episodes of an Italian chef on how to make like 10 dishes. But like, it's so unbelievably interesting because they are making things from scratch that you've never heard of, never thought of that. Like you should watch those. They're so good.
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Jackie, I could literally crisscross. I'm enormous and I can crisscross and sit in this chair. Like, are you kidding me? This is the king's chair.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I have made my own tomato sauce. I've always made it accidentally a little bit too sugary. Oh, interesting. Because, like, I like sweet sauce.
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What's in it?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I've actually made, if you want to go back and look at it, the first Reel I ever made with Miss Alex Garnaschelli was fresh pasta and fresh tomato sauce.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
It's not hard at all. You do need the pasta maker.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yeah, for the KitchenAid, the attachments so that you can make it nice and thin. But it really, it's not hard. One thing just to be aware of, it cooks like that.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Like it's not, it's literally, it's a minute.
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Like a minute and it's cooked. Dried pasta takes eight to 10 minutes. Fresh pasta cooks immediately.
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So don't overdo it.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I don't bake.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I don't bake. If I start making unhealthy things, like, I'm already, like, on Monjaro and can't lose weight. Like, if I start baking, I'm done.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yes, yes. It allows you to lounge. It's very Pesach adjacent.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
No, she also didn't have weight loss or weight maintenance in mind. Like, yes, you can eat whatever you want as long as you make it and be a healthy person. Are you going to be a skinny person doing that?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
You're going to be a fat, healthy person.
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A hundred percent. This is my current problem. I'm eating so much good stuff.
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But I'm eating, but I'm eating, but I'm just overeating. I'm just overeating. Yeah. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard.
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This is me. This is me.
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Yeah. I didn't, I didn't eat any corn. So good.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I was going to say, all that I take away is that Mindy Kaling is a good friend.
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Crushing. Great. Amongst the slander. Yay. No, it's really great. I love it. Josh and I have a lot of fun. If you don't listen to good guys, like, what the hell are you doing? What are you nuts? You should. We actually are recording with, like, such an unbelievably cool guest later today. Like, we're done with the guest episodes for the most part because, like, sometimes they're good.
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I also love Mindy Kaling. I love the Mindy Project. I thought it was very strange that all they spoke about was the office. Like, no, Mindy Project. I know Mindy Kaling was on the office, but Mindy Project is in the Hall of Fame. So good.
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You haven't seen the Mindy Project?
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Okay, I'm just stunned because, like, it's great.
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It's great and you'd love it.
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We want more people.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
It sounds good. Yeah, Mindy Project is a good one.
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I don't remember. It was a hot mess.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
So they canceled it, they filmed it, paid these people, and then canned it.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
It's funny. I definitely would have watched it because, like, I'm a big CW guy. I don't know if you know this, but, like, I had a real— I mean, Afterdale, of course.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yeah, exactly. Riverdale. And then after Riverdale, I went in—Claudia didn't even watch this. I watched on my own the reboot of Sabrina.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
With I forget her name. What's that? Yes. I love that shit. It wasn't like a good show, but I loved it. Like I love that. I love that stuff. So like I feel like I would have given this show a chance. I'm just happy that I didn't have the chance to give it a chance because you get enough from the trailer that this would have been so bad. So bad. So bad.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
It has to be funny. Like the only way to do that is humor. Like bad Santa, right? Like if you're going to take Santa Claus and make him like an angry drunk... it better be funny. Like humor is the only way that you get an exception to ruining something. If you're ruining it seriously and like making Powerpuff Girls have anxiety and alcoholism, it's just nuts.
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Yes. Yeah. I'm sure that the person who approved it didn't also can it. I'm sure those are two different people. And the person who approved it probably no longer works at the company.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Because it looks like they spent a lot of money, Jackie, between talent. Like it wasn't poorly filmed.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
It still felt like they spent millions.
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I'm sure that you can find it on TikTok because nothing's removed from TikTok.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
We were saved. It was no good. No bueno. No bueno.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Like, we prefer just to do solos.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Like, and the people prefer solo. So we try and keep guests to a minimum these days. We used to do, like, four guests a month. Now it's, like, max two guests a month.
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No sugar. No sugar is key.
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Yes. Yes. Before you get to the next ad, what do you think of when you hear high?
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Hi. Hi. Hiya. What movie is that from?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
But we have, like, an unbelievable guest that we're recording with later that I don't think I can tell everybody. But, like, I'll tell you.
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Heavyweights.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
It's how they greet Jerry Stiller and his wife in the camp. Hi. Hi. Hiya.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
No, it's one of the big misses of his career. The problem is he was a little, he was too young. He was also, we actually recently spoke about this on Good Guys. Like you guys are fucking missing out if you're not listening to Good Guys. We spoke about how like Mighty Ducks is also just such an unbelievable franchise. And he also just missed Mighty Ducks because he's just a little too young.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
But like the way that he was born for heavyweights and for Mighty Ducks, like he would have been so good in those movies.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Like he's going to he's going to absolutely hate my answer. Drake and Josh.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
OK, well, yeah, he's probably skipping it. No, not high, though. OK. Yeah. Drake and Josh was my favorite show of all time. Like, oh, why is that a bad answer? It's just because it's not like newly acclaimed work.
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He was so great in Oppenheimer. Drake and Josh was my favorite show ever. Do you know what's my favorite Josh? I watched it with my whole family.
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I have to watch that again.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Okay, wow. No, he's so versatile. He's so good.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yeah, yeah, I'll text it to you. My phone's, like, over here. Okay.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
He does it all. He's so good.
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No, you're gonna care and everyone's gonna care.
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You can also go to row.co slash good guys.
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I love doing ads.
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I do all the good guys' ads. Every single one of them.
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And I love it. And we share a lot of sponsors. Booking.com. Booking. Yeah.
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You're going to care and everyone's going to care.
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Yes. A thousand percent.
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You can use all of them. Just use them. If you don't use them. Yeah, go.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
No, no, I'm done extending the ad break. It's too long. Go.
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Yeah, we made the ad break 15 minutes. My bad.
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It's my fault. My bad. My bad.
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We're nothing if not fun.
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Take a peek, Jax. Take a peek.
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A thousand percent. But people, use your codes. Okay.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yeah, yeah. It's a huge, it's probably, we've had some big guests. Like we've had Hilary Duff, who was like amazing. We've had Miranda Cosgrove, who was amazing. John Stamos. We've gotten like really cool guests. I would say that this is, in my opinion, the best guest we've gotten so far.
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Wow, tough song. Why didn't she sing it? Wait, why didn't she sing an original?
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One of her originals.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
You know my manifestation abilities are like through the roof, right? Like you're aware of this. Like if I like want something, like I'm going to get it.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
No, I want Claudia to be on Masked Singer.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yeah, but like she like probably didn't manifest it. Like it's going to happen. Like I don't know why she wouldn't. Her voice is so unbelievably good. Yeah, she'd be great. And she would be so good.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Okay, we're going to do it. We're going to do it.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Well, you and Claude, every time you come on, and I mean this honestly, I love it, but also your numbers, yours and Claude's numbers, pull as hard as a literal John Stamos or a Taylor Lautner, just so you know. I think that the best episode we've ever done, numbers-wise, was Hilary Duff.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
That was a wonderful recap. Honestly, all of those guys are friends. Craig and I obviously are very close, and he's the best. But having spent a lot of time with Austin, he's also really great. And having spent a lot of time with Shep, he's also really great.
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Both. Both. So whenever I go to South Carolina.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I think that based on what you're telling me, it seems like they're closer now. Yeah. But I never noticed them not being close.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
No. We would play golf together and have a good time. Yeah, no, it didn't. And like I just they're they're all great. And all that I'll say on the Craig addiction stuff, just because I want to talk about it, is he came on Good Guys like 14 months ago and basically spoke about this. And so the fact that this is like now new news that people are talking about, I know that it's in the storyline.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
But like we've known for a while that I like hard alcohol is something that doesn't agree with Craig, which is actually why he loves Spritz Society, because it's a low alcohol wine based product. Like you'll see he drinks beer. He drinks wine like these like lower these lower ABV products. He drinks the higher stuff. He just it just doesn't agree with him.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I know, which, like, I don't know what you people are doing. But it's, like, weird watching. Like, I don't watch Southern Charm because when I do, it's just weird. I can't explain it.
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It's just weird because I know all of the guys. Yeah. Like, really know them. And, like, to, like, see... Not that the drama is by any means fake. It's just, like... I just, like, I can't relate to it.
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Like, I don't know. Like, I... They're just all really nice guys, at least in my experience.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
No, I have not met Craig's bees, but like Craig, like back to Megan Markle, like Craig really, like in terms of like gardening, in terms of beekeeping, in terms of like, I would rather learn from Craig how to do all of those Martha Stewart-esque things than Megan. Yeah.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yeah, I'm going to talk about it because it's never going to actually happen. But like I wanted to pitch a show with Craig called Straight Guys Throwing Dinner Parties where Craig does everything as it relates to the tablescape and I do everything in the kitchen. And I don't know more than that what it is, but it's like a straight guy's version of Queer Eye.
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And I thought it could have been really fun. I love that. I thought it could have been really fun. And I just think that he with showing down south and just everything that he's accomplished, seeing like a behind the scenes look at Craig.
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He works so unbelievably hard, has such a great team and like really is just like a great businessman entrepreneur and is like a trusted source in the home making sector.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
My personal favorite to talk to is a comedian named Miss Pat. She's on BET. She's literally like the queen of my life. I'm obsessed with her. Obsessed. She would be such a good guest co-host for The Toast. You would have so much fun with her. Oh, my gosh.
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Like I would watch it. Even if I wasn't on it.
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Yeah, probably. I know. I know. Yeah, I'd still watch it. I'd still watch it.
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I'd be a little sour.
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You're going to get cast instead of me.
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No, probably not. But, like, you never know.
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I met JT at a party. I don't know. Oh, my God.
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Um, because we have all this Spritz stuff to do.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
No, no, no, no, no. The, the party was in New York at carriage house for the season 10 opening of, or a premier party for Southern charm that Spritz society sponsored. That's when I met JT. It was a quick drive by.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Hi, darling. I'm doing not so great either. Like, we're a sick household.
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She's hysterical.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Really good. Concise. Not too concise. Pretty long-winded.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yeah, let me clarify. You give a great long-winded recap.
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Would you like me to go first? Do you want to go first?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
My Queenie is and will always be my wife.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
No, but like watching her be pregnant, like she's doing such a good job. It's so hard. You know how hard it is. But like she's doing so good and she has so many great days. And like even when she's not having a great day, like she's willing herself to have a better day. Like she she really is just just the best and doing amazing things and growing a child inside of her.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Got it. So yeah, the comedian Miss Pat, she's amazing. Loved having her on. And we just had, do you know who the Queen of Melrose is?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
And that's like really, really wild. Um, so she's my queenie and then my weenie has to be me because I got my pregnant wife sick. Like that's just like not acceptable.
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I don't know. So then maybe my weenie is her friends. It's whoever got her sick.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
But, like, I'm sick, Jackie. How is it not her? How is it not me? That's true. It has to be. Even though, like, I don't think sinus infections are contagious. But, like, it's either me. It's whoever got my pregnant wife sick is a weenie.
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like you know but like still has like three great songs yeah like i think unfortunately like gen z took a chokehold of teenage dirtbag but like weedus should have been cheap and like i should have been able to get weedus for like 25 grand but because gen z loves that song they're probably like 500 grand but what songs they have besides teenage dirtbag jackie It's just weedus.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Okay, so the Queen of Melrose is a queen on Melrose.
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I thought you were a rocker. I guess I thought wrong.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
A little bit.
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Yeah. Yeah. It was definitely bad. I'm sure you guys like did this at nauseam, but like, uh, I'll just say like one quick comment, which is, uh, you can't be, you can't capitalize off of the Holocaust and be free Palestine.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
You're, you're more than welcome to, and I mean this wholeheartedly, like you can be free Palestine. I can't control you. You can do whatever you want. You can have your own opinions. You can have your own thoughts. I'll have mine, but you cannot capitalize off of the death of Jews, and then be free Palestine. One or the other.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Okay, she's a queen, like in the definition of queen, like gay queen.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
One or the other, Guy. One or the other, Guy Pearce. One or the other. One or the other. Pick and choose. Before we go, I also have one more story. We were going, right?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Okay. I want to tell you one quick story. Cause I think that you'll laugh. Um, did Claudia tell you the story about my dad, uh, and airline miles or no. Okay. So my dad, I get a call from my dad sometime and I know it's always going to be something random. Like, hi, can you literally order a stuffed cabbage or a gefilte fish for your mom on Uber eats?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Like those are the, those are the types of calls that I get. He calls me. He's like, uh, your mom and I want to go to Israel, uh, in July. Uh, my, uh, one of my cousins is in the Maccabee games for hockey. Go him. Uh, I have like a million miles on JetBlue. I'm like, you have a million miles on JetBlue? First of all, JetBlue doesn't fly there, so that doesn't help you.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
But how do you have a million miles? I'm like, can you go and check? Like, just go check quickly. Like, how many miles do you have? Let's see. He logs in Jackie. He has 19,000 miles. He's like, where can that take me? I'm like, dad, that can get you a one-way ticket to Buffalo. So this is, so that's that.
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I don't know if you'd call her a drag queen, but she's a queen. Okay. And she's like a fashion designer on Melrose Place, has multiple stores, like designs for the stars, but also is from like an Italian family, in Queens, mob adjacent, smokes two packs of Marlboros a day, like loved having her on. She was unbelievable.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
When you round up, you're at 20,000. And you can hear more stories like that on the Good Guys podcast. That's what we talk about. My Meshuggah parents.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
You guys, like you literally heard that we had a great theme song and you made a theme song that is so good. It is so good. Like. Start your day off swirly. It's the toast. What I want to do, I want to make like a 15 minute sitcom that like starts with that. Cause it's obviously what it is.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Like if you just put the Hannah Montana laugh track at the end of that, even though I love your line, I sound so good. But like if it went from start your day off swirly, it's the toast. And then you walk in and all of a sudden it's just like, like, Somebody left the sprinkler on and all of my shit is ruined.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Got the beat. Yeah. Is that a commercial or is that a song?
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Okay, cool.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yeah, maybe. That sounds right.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
That sounds right.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yeah, yeah. Like, I'm not feeling as sick as her. I'm certainly on the mend. Day three of amoxicillin.
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Yeah, those are fun.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
It's just nice because I can contribute to the conversation in a meaningful way now. But yeah, we are having kids. We just spoke about this within six weeks of each other. Wow. Like underrated. I didn't realize that it was that. I didn't realize that it was that close.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Because we pre-batch for the most part, like we don't have to. I don't think we're going to take any time. Like we're just going to record.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
We're just going to record a little extra early and, you know, let her rip.
The Toast
Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
We'll be giving birth and we'll be talking about something that happened two months earlier. Claudia gave birth. We're talking about the Oscars.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
No, we try not to be too topical because it's annoying. And like I and honestly, like I prefer in like toast wise. I love talking topics because it's daily. But like for us, we love talking about like anything and everything. It doesn't have to be topical. Just conversation. Just conversation.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I think that there's only, considering I'm like one of the only people she's seen in the last seven months, like, I don't know how else she could have gotten it. But I didn't think that sinus infections were contagious, Jackie. I was unaware of this.
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Yes, I have a Queenie and I have a Weenie.
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Now you may start. Now you may begin. Thank you for that.
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No, it's crazy. This cough, it moved from my sinuses down into my chest. I think I now have like full-blown bronchitis. Have you ever had bronchitis, Jackie?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
It's bronchial. It's tough.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
It's tough out here. Amoxicillin. Honey, lemon. Actually, this is something that I'm struggling with, Jackie. Maybe you can help me. As a holistic man, I love Eastern medicine.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
For the first time in a year. I had no choice. I was sick for like six weeks. I had no choice. I didn't want it.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yes. So in the holistic community that I am in, we do our absolute best to cure the problem. And if it persists for too long, like I'm not going to lose an ear just to not have Western medicine.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I'm a moderate holistic man.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
You know, I think that they would just rather die than take something that might save their lives. It's very possible. I don't know. I don't know. I haven't spoken to enough of the community. But in my community, Jackie, in the central medicine community, we do our best. We do our best to get to the root of the problem before it becomes too big. And unfortunately, I waited a little bit too long.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I had it for about a month. I was taking all my stuff, Jackie. Quick defense by Gaia Herbs. If the toasters aren't on it, they got to be on it. We're talking elderberry. We're talking echinacea. This stuff gets straight into the source. It makes you feel much better. 10 pills a day, four days. Normally, I have you stocked with it. I have Olivia stocked with it. I have everybody stocked with it.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I take turmeric every day. I know that's triggering for you because you're allergic to turmeric. But if you're not allergic to turmeric, it's a fantastic, fantastic pill to take.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
That's strange. That's strange, but it's a great answer.
The Toast
Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
It's a great anti-inflammatory. Really great. So I took that and then it just like wasn't working. So yeah, amoxicillin it is, but also all of those things.
The Toast
Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
So I made immunity tea, Jackie. And the problem is my immunity tea, which was just lemon, honey, and water, also turned into a shitting tea. So while up here I was cleansed, I was also cleansing my bowels simultaneously.
The Toast
Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
It was a win-win, I guess. I don't know. Just like the amoxicillin hit me, the juice, the tea hit me. I was being hit from all sides. And yes, I've had immunity juice. I had your immunity juice. It was too viscous. It wasn't for me. I didn't want a Bloody Mary. I want something thinner.
The Toast
Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
She went out to dinner. She also had a couple of friends over. Perhaps it was the friends. It's possible that somebody brought this virus into the home and it attacked me as well.
The Toast
Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Sorry, I'm just saying. It wasn't really a juice. It was more like an immunity pudding.
The Toast
Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
You just had me throw her under the bus. Now I love it.
The Toast
Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I don't even work, like not work. Like we're just buddies. Like, okay, it was great. Like we should have strained it.
The Toast
Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
It was too much pulp. I almost choked on a ginger root. It was too much pulp.
The Toast
Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
We are. We are. We're Q-laborators in the culinary community.
The Toast
Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
You know, they're great. I honestly was thinking yesterday, like, I need to, like, cook a little bit more.
The Toast
Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I've slowed down.
The Toast
Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I know. I know. I almost lost my family in that process. So like I had to like rebuild. I had to like rebuild to like a normal schedule. And like, yeah, I love it. I love it. I just sometimes. Yeah, no, I got to get back. I got to get back. I got to get back to the collabs.
The Toast
Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
And like I also just don't always want to show what I'm making for me because it's not always interesting. Like I'm like an easy Ezekiel bread in the toaster, little turkey, mayo, mustard, avocado, mandolin, red onion kind of guy. And how many times can I show that sandwich? You know, Jax, like I can't show it that much or too much.
The Toast
Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Alex Scornicelli and I have taken a beat at the moment.
The Toast
Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I really don't know. And before people jump down my back for not wearing shoes, I want everybody to know that I was instructed not to wear shoes by my wife.
The Toast
Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
No, like we haven't communicated in the last month, but we're friends. She's the best. She is the best. What a queen.
The Toast
Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yes, I did last night.
The Toast
Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I watched the episode with Mindy Kaling.
The Toast
Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
oh, well then this is a terrible show.
The Toast
Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Spritz is great um we have some really really exciting news coming in April like you know the news and it's like mind-blowing that we've been able to do collectively what we're about to do um we'll drop it then but like huge news coming and it's it's been really great it's been really great it's and you have an event coming up do you want to share with everyone
The Toast
Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Oh, yes, you are so good at helping me plug. Yes, we have a first spritz on us where you can come and meet me and say Baruch Hashem because that's what literally everybody, Jewish, non-Jewish, it's a running thing on Good Guys. Anytime I talk about anything, I say BH, BH, BH.