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The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

Fri, 13 Dec 2024

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Chapter 1: What exciting news do Claudia and Jackie share?

610.229 - 611.069 Jackie Oshry

It's whack-a-mole.

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611.589 - 638.154 Claudia Oshry

Male, M-A-I-L. Easy, blocked. Again, the blueberry emoji. And I should have blocked that one first, given the theme of the gender reveal. Blocked. I was just blocking people, bopping people, places and things on so many platforms. I never had so much fun in my whole fucking life. Like I appreciate, and okay, so I appreciate like people like literally being obsessed with me. Like this was my dream.

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639.895 - 643.157 Claudia Oshry

Then I actually got a lot of shit. I don't know if you know this.

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643.177 - 643.918 Jackie Oshry

Hmm.

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644.571 - 659.083 Claudia Oshry

wow, baby's not even born yet and you're monetizing your gender reveal. Like a lot of like, you know, women hating, business woman hating. And at first I was like, should I feel embarrassed by this? Like, am I like exploiting my kids? Because we're always talking about like family channels and shit like that.

659.144 - 659.324 Ben

Yeah.

659.864 - 678.064 Claudia Oshry

And I'm like, no, like would you yell at a woman going to work to provide for her child? Like that's literally what I'm doing. Like monetizing your baby's gender reveal could never be me. Providing for my family could never be you. Yeah, like I'm so like, and it's not like I'm gatekeeping it until the due date. Like it's literally out there. It's a boy.

678.104 - 689.765 Claudia Oshry

Like I just wanted us all to have fun last night. Like people were so, and then also people would be like, people are supposed to pay for this. Who are you, a celebrity? Like literally, yeah, I do so many blocked words. I have, I'm so famous. Like everybody's fucking obsessed with me. Like, oh my God, Jackie.

689.785 - 700.555 Jackie Oshry

Like every personal announcement in our life, like has always been on the Patreon. The Patreon's our personal channel. So if you like did the gender reveal, not on Patreon, just because you're not monetizing the gender, like it's actually the antithesis of what you do.

Chapter 4: How did Jackie and Claudia describe their experiences with gender reveals?

Chapter 5: What is the latest on Yellowstone and Southern Charm?

1130.622 - 1144.712 Claudia Oshry

And she was like, just taking pictures. Like she was not giving me an inch as to whether like it was devastating news or overwhelmingly positive. Then she gives all the imaging and all the reports to Dr. Fox and we go into Dr. Fox's office and he said, it's all good. Like we didn't even go over results. He was like, that's good.

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1145.953 - 1154.359 Claudia Oshry

But of course we had to spend a good 15 minutes rewrapping Ben's finger. I saw. Which brings me to the story I wanted to tell about the craziest thing my husband did.

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1155.08 - 1174.644 Jackie Oshry

So what did you want to say to the techs of America? Oh, oh, oh, thank you. I forgot. Tell us. I know, but it's like not their job. And when they do reveal too much, what if it's good? What if they think that it's good and then the doctor sees something else? If they're telling you that it's wrong, you're sitting there for 40 minutes.

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1174.704 - 1187.269 Jackie Oshry

I mean, that was like we were saying yesterday about my tech who was crying. Yeah, Jackie had a tech who was like doing the scan and not only did she say stuff, she was crying. She started crying because before she did that scan, I think it might've been the same scan that you just had. She measured my cervix.

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1187.309 - 1197.153 Jackie Oshry

She went in and she saw it was really short and she told me I had a short cervix, but I didn't know what that meant. And she was like, the doctor will explain to you. And then we had the 40 minute scan. And as she's doing all these images and stuff, she is crying.

1198.473 - 1205.616 Claudia Oshry

Seriously, she should be in jail. For real. It's the craziest thing. And by the way, to be clear, that was not Dr. Fox's tech.

1206.215 - 1215.583 Jackie Oshry

No, no, no, no, no. And like, yeah, now in hindsight, I know why she was crying and it was a sad situation, but we need a little bit of professionalism.

1216.404 - 1238.635 Claudia Oshry

I also took a look at my cervix yesterday because of your cursed one that potentially could be, you know, hereditary. Even though I don't think it is. Three centimeters looking good. We love to hear it. We love to hear it. So to the Czechs of America, I say, let us in. Like do less and do more. Or like seriously, they should be in a different room.

1238.655 - 1248.561 Claudia Oshry

Like I wish she was behind a curtain or something. Do you know what I mean? Like I was right next to her. Her hand is like on my belly. Like the lizard. We were doing transvaginal. I know. And she won't even look at me. Do you know what I mean?

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