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The Toast

Stagecoach, Draft Day and Bill Belichick's Hole: Monday, April 28th, 2025

Mon, 28 Apr 2025

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Stagecoach 2025 Recap (21:15)Dorit Kemsley files to divorce PK after his steamy makeout with 'Amazing Race' star (Page Six) (30:27)Imrul Hassan Addresses Absence in Summer House Cast Photo Following the Reunion (Reality Blurb) (35:27)Browns draft Sheduer Sanders (CBS Sports) (45:20)Bill Belichick's girlfriend, Jordon Hudson, awkwardly interrupts his CBS interview to shut down relationship question (Page Six) (54:43)The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) Lean InThe Camper and The Counselor by Jackie OshryMerchThe Toast PatreonGirl With No Job by Claudia OshrySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Chapter 2: Why did Dorit Kemsley file for divorce?

237.859 - 245.286 Claudia Oshry

And then I'm like, oh my God, we still have 20 minutes left. I have to scroll TikTok. Like it's just insufferable. So I find it annoying, but I like the results.

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246.507 - 246.847 Jackie Oshry

Okay.

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247.648 - 252.752 Claudia Oshry

I feel like you would like acupuncture because you're like good with being alone with oneself.

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252.992 - 256.055 Jackie Oshry

It's true. I would cherish the time to be alone with my thoughts.

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256.235 - 260.385 Claudia Oshry

Right. And just like being at peace. I find it extremely unpeaceful.

Chapter 3: What was Imrul Hassan's response to the Summer House cast photo?

260.525 - 265.266 Jackie Oshry

No, I do have desires to try acupuncture. That is on my list.

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265.667 - 266.787 Claudia Oshry

I know you're coming to New York.

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267.747 - 270.408 Jackie Oshry

Maybe you should try my gal. Yeah, maybe you're a healer too.

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271.728 - 274.529 Claudia Oshry

She's really hard to get in touch with. I don't think you could get in touch with this guy.

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275.87 - 275.85 Claudia Oshry

1,000%.

276.77 - 281.471 Claudia Oshry

So I'm feeling good. I'm feeling good. How was your weekend?

281.551 - 294.743 Jackie Oshry

My weekend was great. Lots of fun was had. I'm trying to like remember what I did. But we just, you know. We went to the bookstore, my favorite place. Huge, huge. The bookstore is a great place to go as a parent and as a reader.

294.763 - 304.988 Claudia Oshry

Do you feel, right, but also as a famous, not only author, but podcaster regarding books, when you walk into a Barnes & Noble, I imagine it's how I feel when I walk into a kosher restaurant. You're like, oh, these are my people.

305.148 - 328.665 Jackie Oshry

Okay, but like- they're not my people and it's hard like the literary world like actually I don't feel like I'm the elk of the literary world not at all like no one who works there is a toaster or a redhead or a redhead you know my dream is to have like a redhead table of books where oh I thought you're still gonna say your dream is to have a redheads bookstore Like I like to make money.

Chapter 4: Who did the Browns draft this year?

339.434 - 350.803 Jackie Oshry

I would love to even have enough time to like go to the bookstore more. Like let's start with that as a goal, let alone starting my own. No, to have like a table at the bookstore. Like sometimes they have like a Hello Sunshine table or an Oprah's Book Club table where like all the books that they've chosen are on the table.

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350.823 - 359.97 Jackie Oshry

And like all of the books that we read for the Redheads, there were so many out on the floor. Yeah. And I would love to have a red, you guys know that's my dream already to like walk into a bookstore and there's like a redheads table.

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360.69 - 370.954 Claudia Oshry

Jackie, it sounds like you could DIY it yourself. Like just head over to the local bookstore, start collecting, print a little piece of paper. They have book tables everywhere. So just cover the table side and put your redheads books.

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371.274 - 375.535 Jackie Oshry

Or I could like work with like maybe Barnes and Noble. They would kick me out, you know, like they.

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375.555 - 378.076 Claudia Oshry

Yeah, they're a little big for their britches, especially since Borders went out.

378.296 - 382.478 Jackie Oshry

Yeah, but like maybe a smaller bookshop would love to work with me in that capacity.

383.138 - 401.728 Jackie Oshry

I would you you would love that you would love it so it was always it's always nice to go to the bookstore I saw so many books that I wanted to read but I have to be reading this like Lucy score porno for the redhead I heard it's terrible what I heard it's terrible I haven't I heard it's terrible I don't want to say no tell me just tell me I saw in the redheads Facebook group

402.538 - 405.279 Jackie Oshry

Oh, they do love to say that about everything.

405.699 - 409.581 Claudia Oshry

No, sorry. I saw it in our Patreon Facebook group. People being like, any redheads reading this book? It sucks.

Chapter 5: What happened during Bill Belichick's interview?

410.481 - 416.783 Jackie Oshry

That's so, so funny and painful because it's 500 pages. So like Lucy's score, you better don't do it.

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417.003 - 421.185 Claudia Oshry

Lucy's score loves to write long smut books and that's just not the vibe.

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421.465 - 422.646 Jackie Oshry

No, no.

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423.366 - 426.227 Claudia Oshry

We're not reading smut because we're looking for like an anthology.

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426.247 - 436.278 Jackie Oshry

Yeah, but I feel like she likes, like I feel like You then get to say you read a 500 page book and like it gets up your page count for your Goodreads end of the year. Like she is helping out.

436.778 - 444.623 Claudia Oshry

Yeah. But if I'm reading a 500 page book like that, I can brag about it ain't going to be smut. It's going to be Demon Copperhead, which I don't know if I've mentioned this year. I did read.

445.003 - 447.465 Jackie Oshry

What's the Demon Copperhead of this year, though?

448.001 - 467.014 Claudia Oshry

That's a good question. I had a totally similar weekend in the sense that I really did nothing and I would have nothing to share except I started a show. And I started a show that me and Ben are so obsessed with and we've been in a real rut. We started Nip Tuck, we didn't like it. I mean, I liked it, Ben didn't. We started Friday Night Lights, Ben was kind of not into it.

467.314 - 470.917 Claudia Oshry

We couldn't get a show and then we started The Pit. Have you heard about The Pit?

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