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Chapter 1: What are the latest rumors about Claudia?
I mean, it is like other weeks in a lot of ways because like the rumors about me are insane. Yet again, it's so hard to live this life. I know people look at me and they say, oh my God, glamorous celebrity. She has everything. And like, you don't know the toll it takes these rumors swirling about me. What are the rumors starting? Well, you know, it's funny, right? As life can be.
A couple of days ago, I got on this show, and I was very honest with the audience. I said, I'm not really feeling myself. I've taken a turn looks-wise. I'm gonna put on these sunglasses in this new studio to just protect myself. And I said that quite clearly. And then I did the same thing the next day, which was yesterday, and I also said quite queerly. Queerly.
You do say it in a very queer fashion.
In an extremely queer kind of way, that this is what I was doing, and this is why I was doing it. Did that stop the rumors swirling about me? No. What are the rumors? Claudia had a procedure done. Now, I feel like we're all forgetting that I'm pregnant, which pretty much bars, unfortunately, any pregnancy. And it's also, like, rude.
Why are you not thinking of me and remembering things that I tell you?
Yeah, it's like, is my experience not important to you? Is it not valid? Also, rumors I got LASIK. I don't wear glasses. So there's just, like, a lot of inconsistency in the rumors, and it's really upsetting me. Yeah. Because now today I'm forced to not wear my glasses to prove like I'm still the same ugly bitch. And it's funny.
It's funny that you guys thought that I would get a procedure and it wouldn't be liposuction. Like if I was getting a procedure.
1000%.
So I have my glasses right here.
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Chapter 2: Why did Jackie delete her Twitter?
Oh, I'm so sorry. But at least you had your coffee. I mean, you can't have a cigarette, so that's sad. One thing about pregnancy. I saw someone in front of me at a red light, like, ashing their cigarette. Bogan. Like, gotta spare. Something about being pregnant. Like, are pulled up by itself right next to it.
Right. Something about being pregnant is, like, the days are hard. You really crave a cigarette. You don't crave it. The days can be really hard, and sometimes it would just be nice to top off the day with a little cig. Mm-hmm. Or what about a drink? I mean... No.
In the beginning of pregnancy, I was like on here and I feel like in the vlog, I was talking about how, you know, I was always really concerned, not concerned, but it always scared me a little bit that like, you know, you would be pregnant for 10 months and then like obviously postpartum, you don't have a drink for like a year. And I'm such a social drinker. I love to go out and have a cocktail.
And that was something that really scared me. And then I was like, well, it's actually been amazing. I don't miss alcohol at all. I've been missing alcohol a little bit more, especially at the wedding when we were at the henna. I don't know if I mentioned I went to a multicultural event.
And what ethnicity exactly?
Well, the bride was Moroccan.
Oh, okay.
And the groom was Syrian, but funny story. I won't say it again. When I walked into the henna. Exactly. Spoiler alert. When I walked into the henna, I was like on the ocean. I was like, honestly, I could like would so kill for a cocktail. And then I was on the beach and I was like with all my friends from high school and I was like, I could really use a cocktail.
I just find myself more and more saying I could really use a cocktail.
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