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The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

Fri, 28 Feb 2025

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Fans blast Justin Timberlake after he cancels final concert of US tour minutes before showtime (Page Six) (27:08)Travis Kelce confirms Chiefs return following retirement rumors (Page Six) (36:09)Christina Hall regrets not signing prenup with third husband Josh after messy split (Page Six) (43:38)'Marvel's Spidey and His Amazing Friends' Renewed for Season 5 at Disney Jr. After Big Ratings Win (Variety), A Walk To Remember Reboot News (55:43)Models bare butt cracks at Milan Fashion Week and style gurus are outraged (NY Post) (1:03:42)Southern Charm Recap (1:07:27)Queenie and Weenie of The Week (1:13:49)The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) Lean InThe Camper and The Counselor by Jackie OshryMerchThe Toast PatreonGirl With No Job by Claudia OshrySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Chapter 1: What updates are shared about the podcast and its theme song?

22.387 - 47.66 Claudia Oshry

It's the toast. I sound amazing. Yes, you do sound amazing. I am so excuse me. Now my iPad like not behaving. Of course we play the intro song every time the show begins, but today it is especially purgy because I'm so excited that after talking about it all week, we were able to finally get, finally, honestly we turned it around really fucking quick, our song on Spotify as like a regular song.

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47.74 - 58.547 Claudia Oshry

It will be on all the streaming services. In due time. Yes, like they're all being processed. But if I went up first and thank God, because I think that's the most important one. So your kids can stream it in the car.

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58.567 - 67.61 Jackie Oshry

Yeah, that's what we're going to do. We've been needing this and glad to have it by the end of the week. It's New Music Friday. Stream your new favorite song. Toast theme song.

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68.629 - 77.694 Claudia Oshry

Correct. Happy Fridays. You'll be able to say like, Alexa, play Toast theme song because it's going to be on Amazon Music. It's going to be, I think, on like Google, whatever. So whatever.

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77.714 - 81.276 Jackie Oshry

She might play our podcast episode that's called the Toast theme song.

82.837 - 86.779 Claudia Oshry

Oh, that's actually really confusing. We'll have to. We might have to change that episode title.

87.742 - 90.925 Jackie Oshry

Okay, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, at the time.

91.025 - 95.349 Claudia Oshry

You should be able to be cooking and be like Alexa. Like we can't interfere with that.

95.429 - 105.677 Jackie Oshry

Yeah, especially because that episode, like I think 10 seconds in I cursed, which I'm seriously regretting. Because if it does come around by accident because you are with your kids and you want to play it, like that's just not the vibe.

Chapter 2: What is the conspiracy theory involving Mason Disick?

1663.517 - 1669.562 Jackie Oshry

No, it's seriously so crazy. I had this experience when I was doing the guest room for you.

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1670.203 - 1687.36 Claudia Oshry

Your guest room is like unique shaped room. Like, this is literally a square room. Why can't they just let me play around? They won't let you. They don't play around. And like I was on fucking Reddit, like people being like, what do you use? And I was like caught like just using making free accounts at all. Like it was seriously so annoying.

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1687.741 - 1696.888 Claudia Oshry

I ended up just doing it on preview on my computer, but I slayed it. I wish I could share it, but I won't. No, no, no. That's like, you know, evil eye, evil eye, evil eye.

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1697.529 - 1714.028 Jackie Oshry

I know, I know, I know. Justin Timberlake posted to his IG story, you guys, I'm heartbroken. I have to cancel the show tonight. I went into soundtrack battling the flu and now it's gotten the best of me. It kills me to disappoint you and my team who worked so hard to make the show happen. I want to reassure you, you'll be getting refunds for your tickets. I love you all.

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1715.396 - 1728.479 Jackie Oshry

So this was the final show in the US tour. Don't forget though, it's a world tour. Of course, who could? So like there will still be global shows, I think, but this was the last show of the US and he had to cancel due to the flu, which I understand.

1728.519 - 1748.815 Claudia Oshry

Now, of course, nobody understands better than us falling ill, but you know, there is a way to cancel a show and you're gonna get backlash no matter what, right? Like people are gonna be mad, sad, angry. And this is probably the worst way to do it. Like very Morgan Wallen when people are already like in the facility. What's the better way to do it?

1749.836 - 1767.323 Claudia Oshry

The better way to do it is like, I think you have until the morning of to make a decision. And if you're not canceling it, like you have to do the show. Got it. I mean, the best way, the only person who's ever canceled a show and gotten no backlash is our King Luke Combs, where he was very sick and halfway through the show, he said, listen, you're all getting a refund.

1767.723 - 1785.932 Claudia Oshry

I'm still finishing, but it's not going to be my best work. So sing along with me. If I like take a break, you sing the words, you'll get a refund. We're rescheduling the show, but I'm still going to spend the next hour here. Like that's our party king. That's so crazy. When people like that exist, it's hard to like say to Justin Timberlake, why couldn't you do that? You know?

1786.072 - 1793.9 Jackie Oshry

Yeah. And then remember like Kelsey Ballerini played through the flu a couple of weeks ago and she had to leave in the middle of the show also.

Chapter 3: How is Claudia planning her nursery without buying anything?

3407.43 - 3413.112 Jackie Oshry

I literally had two stories up. I was going to ask you which one you prefer. But then I'm like, I don't want to gamify the mummification.

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3413.712 - 3417.753 Claudia Oshry

I'm never going to tell you how to do your job. I was just asking because we haven't had like an offline conversation.

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3417.773 - 3419.373 Jackie Oshry

Yeah, I think the people like it.

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3420.185 - 3440.763 Claudia Oshry

Listen, I happen to think Spider-Verse is a piece of shit. I hate Spidey. I hate his amazing friends. I hate Ghostbiter. The only one I don't hate is Tracy. I hate the music associated with this show. I hate the books associated with this show. How do you hate the music? Because when I'm at your house, like, actually, do you want to know why? Yeah, I just asked.

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3441.824 - 3457.415 Claudia Oshry

I associate it with my first trimester, like being nauseous. When I was at your house. And your kids are like, let's read the Sandman. Let's read the Sandman. And I just think I automatically feel nauseous. That's why I'm glad I got down to the bottom of it.

3458.235 - 3471.691 Claudia Oshry

it reminds me of a time where I felt like crap and I was like taking naps and feeling averse to, and then we went to the arrow store and I felt so sick. Like I, I'm associating that negative time with that one book in particular in the Spidey universe in total.

3471.791 - 3473.053 Jackie Oshry

Yeah. Go webs go.

3474.389 - 3478.413 Claudia Oshry

Oh, please. Like I actually just felt a chunk of food rise in my throat.

3478.693 - 3491.025 Jackie Oshry

That's such a shame because I feel like Spidey could be something that's like big in your house one day, especially because of the soundtrack. And like Ben will love, as much as you can love a kid's soundtrack, like Ben will love Spidey.

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