Country singer Sam Hunt arrested for speeding, violating interlock device 5 years after DUI (Page Six) (22:53)Italy's biggest influencer Chiara Ferragni faces five years in jail as she is charged with fraud for 'misleading followers' that sales of her Easter eggs would fund children's charity (Daily Mail) (30:56)Gretchen Rossi returning to 'Real Housewives of Orange County' for Season 19 (Page Six) (36:34)JoJo Admits She. Almost Swiped on Her Costar from 2006's Aquamarine After Spotting Him on Raya (PEOPLE) (44:34)Cher Lloyd claims her record label asked her to 'seduce' Justin Bieber to launch her career (Daily Mail) (49:19)The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) Lean InThe Camper and The Counselor by Jackie OshryMerchThe Toast PatreonGirl With No Job by Claudia OshrySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chapter 1: What updates do Jackie and Claudia share before diving into the news?
Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Thursday. I hope everybody's having a day that's gargy, of course, a day that's pargy, of course. And for me, it's a day that's largy because I'm just getting bigger every day.
That's a beautiful thing. What a wonderful update that you've shared with us. I'm so happy for you.
Yes, of course, of course.
That's the appropriate reaction.
The bigger, the better. Yeah, that's great. Well, if that's the case, I'm so good.
And at least you're getting bigger and we have bigger chairs, you know? Because some of us did two pregnancies in the buccal chairs.
That's actually an amazing point. This new renovation couldn't have come at a better time for my big fat ass. And I actually, when I edit the show, I do compare the square footage that I take up on the chair versus you. It's hard to constantly be comparing yourself to others. I really need to stop. Also, I know you're gonna kill me. I'm putting it out there, I know you're gonna kill me.
That cord to your left is just bothering me. Can you just flick the black one? I feel like it's... No, no, no, like on the armrest, excuse me, like behind you. Can you just like flick it off the actual chair? Thank you so much. I think it's really gonna help with the beautification. It's been flicked. I think it's gonna help with the beautification. Consider it flicked. Thank you so much.
This has just been a really, like a week of trials and tribulations. Like every day we are trying new things, new lighting, new camera. We are getting really close. I don't wanna jinx it, but I was, you know, in the studio with the Department of IT this morning, just doing a lot.
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Chapter 3: What are the implications of Chiara Ferragni's fraud charges?
Well, I missed it. I went to bed early and then like I guess I'm at this part of my pregnancy where I just like wake up in the middle of the night for like fun.
Yeah.
You just like you just like chill and like think about stuff that you don't want to do. Yeah. And so that was me from about 137 to 312. And I was having horrendous heartburn. So I got up to get a tub. to find that they were empty.
And, yeah.
Yeah, that was really, like, I almost woke him up and told him to, like, go run to a pharmacy. Like, I was so mad, especially because, but I couldn't be mad because, like, I definitely finished the Tums, but Ben retrieved it for me. Do you know what I mean? Like I'm always in bed being like, can you get me a tum? Can you get me a tum? Can you get me a tum?
So while yes, I consumed it, I wasn't aware that we had reached rock bottom because if we were, I would have gotten a new one.
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Chapter 4: What can we expect from Gretchen Rossi's return to RHOC?
Yeah. And you're saying in your whole apartment, heartburn man doesn't have another pack of tums?
I am sure that in the laundry basket is a pair of jeans that Ben wore last week with a rolled up, you know the ones that look like pennies? Yeah. And I'm sure there's like a dusty tum in there. And you know what? If I knew exactly where it was, I would have taken it and eaten it. That's how bad it was.
You should have just woken him up to ask if there are any more tums in the house because I feel like there were probably more tums in the house.
There weren't more Tums in the house. Like I run inventory on this bitch. No more Tums in the house. No more Tums in the house. Like I run inventory on my house. I know every crevice, every corner, every cabinet. Every Tum. There was not another Tum. We had this huge jug. What more do you need? You know?
No, I feel like Ben's the type where he knows he has a huge jug at home, but like he'll run out and pick up a spare. You know, if he's on the way to something. If he has a briefcase, there's definitely, or backpack, there's definitely Tums in there turdy.
Ben's actually not like a crazy tum person anymore. Like when we first met, he was like just popping tums like how people pop gum. Like I think he thought it was a mint. Like he's moved on. He pops like other things like a Zyrtec, like an Afrin spray. He loves that. But I almost gave him the keys to the studio because I just got this extra large like Costco sized tum. And I was like, go get it.
Like seriously. But he had a really early flight this morning and I thought that would be like really bitchy of me. But I almost did it.
Well, you're so big that you didn't. Big? You're so magnanimous that you didn't.
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Chapter 5: What did JoJo reveal about her past crush on a co-star?
I know. And I just like laid there and suffered. I really hope this part of pregnancy, like it's not a, I hope it's not here to stay. Like waking up in the middle of the night, being alone with your thoughts and you know that you shouldn't be on your phone because that'll just make you stay awake longer. Like that is my own personal hell.
Yep. And that's when it's time for your Kindle.
Yes, my Kindle was actually right next to me on the nightstand in the middle of a book I started last night. But I just like, I don't know, I wasn't feeling compelled to start reading in the middle of the night. Like, what am I, a librarian?
I know, but that's a way to take your mind off your thoughts. You're not getting blue light. You're getting Kindle light. You don't have to turn on the light to read a book and wake your partner, even though I know you would love to.
Love.
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Chapter 6: What surprising claims did Cher Lloyd make about her career?
And if your book is shitty, it'll put you to sleep. Pargy.
I know. I just like, my sleep is so important to me. My sleep means a lot to me. And I've gotten to a place, like, I know pregnancy, like, really sacrifices your sleep. Like, it fucks with your sleep. And I'm, like, every time I reach a hurdle, like, I'm working around it. Do you know what I mean? Like, I will not be deterred from getting my sleep.
Yeah.
And if you say right now, like, just wait till you have a baby, I'll seriously choke you out. Like, we know, we know having a baby is hard. I seriously can't with some of these bitches.
I wasn't going to say that. I was going to go to thesaurus.com and find another way to say it.
Yeah, no, I just, like, I actually can't deal with, like, bitches these days. Do you know what I mean?
Claudia. Pause. What's another way to say just wait? Oh, pause. Yeah. Hold tight. We're saying another language. No, I... Jackie, that's not even correct Hebrew.
Maspeak means enough.
Maspeak ad yesh lach yeled.
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