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Chapter 1: How is BabyList changing the way we shop for baby gifts?
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We're helping a seaster.
Welcome back to the toast, everyone. Hope everybody's having a pargy. Gargy. Oh, I'm having a gargy pargy Wednesday. You want to know why?
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Chapter 2: What are the latest trends in Toast merch?
because you're wearing a gargi-pargi set. A gargi-pargi lowercase, gargi-pargi uppercase set.
I'm wearing our new gargi-pargi set. I'm wearing an extra large. And I didn't wear a jacket today, so I'm walking to work, and the back of this sweatshirt just says in huge letters, like, gargi-pargi! And I'm walking to work, and it was like a quiet block, you know? And I hear someone screaming. Before she even said it, I knew that it was a scream directed towards me. She goes, gargi-pargi!
And I turn around, and it was just like a toaster in the wild. I don't know if she thought I was a toaster in the wild, Not the toaster in the wild, but it was a great moment for women.
The head of toast relations. Correct. That's very exciting. I am wearing our aforementioned rugby polo long sleeve shirt. It is this baby blue. It's got the GSU on the breast because I am a graduate of girly swirly university. I am highly educated. I'm a highly educated individual. And I think that that shows. And so I wear this shirt with pride.
And with a lot of drama surrounding the collegiate system right now, it's really important that we support universities that protect all students. And GSU is an accredited university where all are welcome.
It's very true. And a place that you can be proud to be an alum of. I think a lot of alumni these days are feeling really ashamed of where they spent four years and spent all their money.
So true.
And not GSU alums. They're prouder than ever.
Never. So Toast merch, if you're looking for like everything that you will be able to buy, we just posted on our Instagram at the Toast, all the pieces, their sweatshirts, sweatpants, t-shirts, mugs, hats, tote bags. Everybody's talking about the tote bag.
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Chapter 3: How did April Fool's Day impact announcements and pranks this year?
Yeah. So that's very exciting. We'll see you tomorrow. How was your April Fool's? Did you survive? Did you get pranked?
let me tell you, I didn't get got once. And I'm like, I was so fucking on it.
Why does it feel like so many people announced stuff yesterday? Like real stuff. What is it? And by the way, we did that too. We announced our merch.
No, that was a confusing part of the day. And as a business owner, like it is annoying that like this day becomes sort of like funky because you do also like need to do regular business on this day. You know, Lauren Bostic.
Well, yeah, I saw she launched toilet paper and I was like, that's fucking brilliant. And Claudia was like, it's April Fool's.
It's a prank.
I'm like, I don't think it is. It's in women's wear daily. Like, I think it's real.
And they had to put it in the caption. Be like, no, this isn't a prank.
Turned out to be real. But it's like, is there a strategy behind doing an eye book for us? Do you get like more engagement because people are unsure?
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Chapter 4: What are the challenges of March Madness brackets?
Someone named Elizabeth? Elizabeth?
Do they have a last name?
No, everybody just put their first name.
It might be Lizzie.
Oh, you know her?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. She went to college with us. Dana's in third. Wow, she's definitely cheating. Who's in second?
Margo Ashtray. I think this is Margo. She's in 22nd place.
Who's in second place?
Someone named Neil. Like, do you know who that is?
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Chapter 5: How can acupuncture help during pregnancy?
No, I need them to start stuff.
But no, no, no. Like, get mad. Get mad, bro. And I actually saw one video that I felt like was the realest moment where this one astronaut was saying how he tuned into his church service every Sunday to like because he needed God. And so he felt really connected. Like, he just became very spiritual. That's nice. That's real. Like you're stuck in fucking outer space. Like where's the panic?
The struggle.
Yeah. No, you're so right. They're being too cool, calm, and collected.
However, that is what it takes to be an astronaut. Like you have to truly be that person. Of course.
These are extenuating circumstances though.
No, I know. But astronauts are always going to have extenuating circumstances. Like they seriously chose the coolest of cucumbers to be astronauts. And now they're showing us why they were chosen. But I don't know. Like I'm just going to need some more emotion from them.
They went through something really emotional. Of course.
So get mad.
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Chapter 6: What do astronauts miss most about Earth?
Like don't give me jobs. They'll come pick it up. Or bring a beef stew for a nursing mother. Like that's actually the best gift you could give a new mother.
Well, I feel like I've spoken that like a lot of my anxiety about being postpartum mostly has to do with the fact that my apartment will be messy because that's just like not something I can handle. And so if you are a person in my life who's close to me who probably will be invited over, let this be your message.
Like, please, first of all, don't bring stuff like I don't need more crap in my house. Like, don't bring me a gift basket like I'm never going to get to it. Why don't you bring a broom and a mop and just put roll up your sleeves and get to work?
Or they could just like pay the day rate for your housekeeper.
Sure, sure, sure. That works too. But like, you know, don't be afraid to roll your sleeves up and start putting things away. That's what I want those who are close to me listening to this episode, that's what I want them to walk away from this episode with.
Okay. I think that works.
And please don't bring stuff. That's actually something I'm like anxious about.
You should register on BabyList for a broom.
no literally it's gonna be like swiffer it's you know it's gonna be like swiffer products clorox and i feel like people feel compelled to like come over and they're not empty-handed and i just want everyone in my life to know like please please come over empty-handed unless it's a sweet treat like i don't need more crap like more boxes and bags piling up in the foyer i just i don't even have a foyer and i think it's a foyer i'll reserve my thoughts do you think it's a foyer
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Chapter 7: How did the Kelsey family introduce their newborn on a podcast?
It really is. I can't even tell what's better when you're the person receiving BabyList and you get everything that you want or when you're buying a gift for someone and you know that your gift is going to slay. And you know it's something they need. Yeah. It's like crushed it.
Oh my God, I'm feeling really gassy.
Well, our fifth and final story is actually really funny to me because someone stepped in it.
I can't wait to laugh.
Someone stepped in it today and it was actually Ariana DeBose.
So what are the odds somebody would step in it like so majorly twice.
So this is really funny because she posted a quote about narcissism on her Instagram and the quote said hold on I need to get the exact words right. It said, narcissism is not something to be coddled or encouraged. And it was on like a graphic of like flowers. Now, if you remember from last week, that was from Jonah Platt's post about Rachel Zegler.
Oh my, wait, not them making quote cards from Jonah Platt's Instagram comment.
Right, and lest we not forget, Ariana DeBose and Rachel Zegler were in West Side Story together.
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