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Chapter 1: What happened at Joe Burrow's house?
Well, they didn't like him in high school either, but they were able to look past it. Like, I think if you're breaking up at this point, like it's questionable.
I understand. Well, I didn't know about the high school sweetheart. I just see like a gorgeous girl and a very successful, handsome guy. Like, I'm sorry, Jackie, he's 28. Okay, and Ponton is 22.
No, who cares? I'm saying you've been with your high school sweetheart, you're 28, like, Nothing's changed now. It would have changed four or five years ago. Okay. That's fair. Thank you.
Well, I was only going to be like really excited aside from the burglary, which is really terrible. And I hope they catch the people who did it. And justice is served. And I know the boys who did it. And we get harsher punishments for parole violators. A thousand percent. Barring all that, like I really ship.
Oh, you do. I haven't, I've been so blinded. Does the internet ship? I think everybody's in a state of panic and confusion because like, this is seriously the craziest way for us to find out. And then like her lies are, they're making me giggle a little bit. Like, I wonder if she's thinking like police reports become public information. What's the best thing? People think I work here.
Like, I need to know why she said she was employed by him. Like that, because the only person who, seriously, would be staying at your house when you're not there, that you employ, like is a housekeeper.
Yeah. No, I need to know why she said she was employed by him. Maybe they're like working on a big project or something. And now they, if they weren't, they need to start one.
Yeah, like the Ponton Borough Law Offices of Cincinnati.
You don't want to get the reputation that you lied to the police.
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Chapter 3: Who is Caitlin Clark and why is she in the news?
So he's pretty bummed.
Well, that's exciting. That's exciting for the Q-munity. Oh, speaking of the Q-munity, I know that you recorded Good Guys yesterday, and I happened to have been in the room for like 30 seconds. No, actually like the first seven minutes I was in the room before Ben's laugh was bothering me so much I had to leave. It was laughing so loud. Something about the reverb in this room. Did you feel it too?
Did it go to the center of your brain when he laughed so loud? Yeah. I did hear a little bit of the good guys chatter. I know that the episode is being released tomorrow. I heard, you know, quite a bit being said about me. And then when Ben got home, he said like, you're gonna love the episode, Turney, like we talked about you the whole time. So anything you wanna share, like what you guys said?
Well, it made me realize, cause Josh asked me like what I'm most excited for, like in your pregnancy and like your motherhood journey. Oh, not in making my pregnancy about you, okay. Well, you know, you just need to find an angle, right? But I'm actually glad he did because I had to think about the question. And I think my answer was really beautiful. Oh, let's hear it.
Oh, should I wait till I hear the episode? No, just tell me. No, because I know you're not going to listen to it. And like a lot of it, the other stuff we talk about is like all, you know, you already know. Yeah. But what I said was I'm really excited to like see how you do motherhood so that I can learn from you like and be inspired by you.
Cause you're so like, I'm always learning from you every day, like in business and in life. And like, that's something like I can, you know, take a cue from you when I get to see how you do it. Cause you're going to be so fantastic.
Oh my God. Are you trying to make me cry? That is literally so nice. Cause you know, like all I do is learn from you. Like I just copy everything you do. and she's gonna learn from me? Oh my God. Now like the pressure's on to be the best mom I could possibly be. Jackie's watching. Jackie's taking notes.
I'm also excited to like ride your motherhood coattails. Cause like you're such a fun person. You're gonna plan such fun things and like just have fun engaging stuff going on. And I could just like, the way you say like you're bringing my kids to my house for my daycare and enrichment program. Like I'm doing the same for you bitch.
You know, it's like weekdays at Jackie's house, weekends at Turnie's house.
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Chapter 4: What are the latest celebrity performances for New Year's Eve?
Not that my sleep is so great, but it's better than that.
However, it got me up early enough today to realize that I didn't watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills last night because I was so busy working Jaya Pennington style, but I had all the time in the world this morning to do it. So we're all caught up.
We are going to talk about the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in an official TV recap at the end of the show. But let me just say this, like, I don't even know what I'm, it's going to be a silent recap. I have nothing to share. It was like the most boring piece of shit I've ever seen in my life.
That's how I felt about last week. And this week I just have a really strong feeling that I want to share. And I know people aren't going to like what I have to say, which is that I stand with Dorit and anyone who is in her way right now, you are in my way. Anyone who was at her wings, I'm with you. So like Erica's such a good friend.
That moment where Sutton was like trying to be a good person was actually really, really sweet. And then later on the bus, like we'll dig into that. Cause that was kind of just a misunderstanding, but like I am with Dorit, get out of our way.
I don't think that's so crazy. I feel the exact same way. Like I'm automatically on her side.
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Chapter 5: What happened in the latest episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills?
And also like, she's always been one of my favorites, but sometimes my faves err and I have to contend with that. But like, I really like, I don't consider myself like an empath, cause I'm not an annoying person, but like, I really feel for her through the screen. I feel like I look at her and I feel tired. I feel worn down. I feel angry. And I feel like, just on edge and like everyone fuck off.
Oh, you said something my way. I under, like when she flies at them, like I feel it.
Okay. Let's not wait too heavily into the recap since there's not that much to talk about. And we're like, and I'm like talking, you're like done and you're done already. So we'll be doing that in the TV recap. If you are looking for that. And how are the stories today? They're good. G F A W. Good for a Wednesday. Yeah. Yep. Love that, guffaw, our favorite word.
Guffaw, that's what it means.
Finally, we know. Anything else I need to catch you guys up on? Just like, yeah, that whole Ben thing kind of ruined my night and that's like all I have to share.
And like, otherwise, how was the board meeting? What'd you guys do?
It was actually, so it was my first board meeting ever, but also with this group. So it was kind of like an intro, everybody introducing themselves and me introducing myself. And it was legit. Like we were going through budget they run like a legit operation and they're like, every time they wanted to do something, they were like motion to the, and we all, nobody told me.
I was like, I literally was like, nay, I literally didn't know what to say. It was really legit. So anybody want to second that motion? And then nobody seconded. And I was like, I'll do it. Like a little lost, but there was a big section about like social media and I had a lot of ideas for the Mark Schoenmutter Holocaust Education Foundation social media strategy. So I was excited to contribute.
You're looking for $10,000? Well, I'm looking for a lot of money to be clear. Like that's not a cap. If you have more than 10 grand to give, like give it to me. But the end of year is a big time for fundraising because people, like are doing their annual finances. They love a write off. And so they happen to get like a decent amount of donations at the end of the year.
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Chapter 6: What is the significance of the Mark Schoenwetter Holocaust Education Foundation?
Chapter 7: How did Jackie and Claudia's personal lives affect this episode?
Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the toast and happy Wednesday. That's right, it's hump day. Don't forget to hump someone you love. And speaking of girlies that I love.
I could never forget. I could never forget to hump someone that I love.
Last name Follet, first name Jacqueline.
Hey, Turteloo, happy Wednesday, our third to last show of the week, but who's counting? It's unfortunate that we are pen pals today because you can't see my outfit because if you could see my outfit, you would be gooped and gagged. You would seriously be in shock. And I know like you see the top half of me. So you're like, Claudia, I'm wearing wide leg blue jeans. You're kidding.
I'm wearing wide leg blue jeans because we have this like new sponsor of ours and they were jeans like weirdly aren't too long on me. They like fit and they're like really cozy and it's the most ordinary outfit, but on me it's so extraordinary. When I walked into the kitchen, Zach's jaw hit the floor. Claudia, he gave me a hug. He like, I think like- Oh my God. He couldn't get over it.
He's like, you just look like so cute. Like- Oh my God, I need to see.
You need to wear those jeans when I'm with you next. Yeah.
I give off different energy. She's a perfect all-American girl. And by the way, I'm always wearing something. He never really stops. I could get a haircut. He wouldn't really know. And he was gooped and gagged.
Seeing Jax in a pair of blue jeans is goop-worthy and gag-worthy, honestly. And they're like light wash. I'm shocked.
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