A$AP Rocky Jumps Into tearful Rihanna's rms After Being Found Not Guilty in Shooting Trial (Page Six) (19:10)Blake Lively Files Amended Complaint Against Justin Baldoni (TMZ) (23:00)Mindy Kaling Says BJ Novak Is an 'Integral Part' of Her Family as She Receives Her Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fake (People) (31:55)Nike teams Up with Kim Kardashian Shapewear Brand Skims As It Looks To Reach More Women (CNBC) (40:34)Glen Powell and Lily James Break Into Fit of Giggles As They Leave BAFTAs Party Together (Page Six) (50:12)Love is Blind Recap. (57:31)The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) Lean InThe Camper and The Counselor by Jackie OshryMerchThe Toast PatreonGirl With No Job by Claudia OshrySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chapter 1: What is the vibe in the new podcast studio?
Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the Chosen Happy Wednesday. It is hump day. Don't forget to hump someone you love. And speaking of people that I love, it's Jackie and it's Claudie. And we are in a brand new studio. As promised, we are doing the Lord's work and trying out all the podcast studios this area has to offer today.
Some people try out all the pizza. Some people try out all the bagels, coffee. We are trying out all the podcast studios. And I feel like Goldie Rocks because this one- Goldie Rocks.
Goldie Rocks.
This one feels just right.
I know, I'm kind of like loving. So. We do say that everywhere we go. I know, we did love yesterday's. We'll love today's too. The thing is, is it's really beautiful to see the business of podcasting booming in such a way. Yeah. And having so many options for studios. It's really beautiful. I'm loving today's setup. You know I love sitting behind a desk.
I am still feeling like not my most beautiful self. I've even been blowing out my hair while I'm here. So the sunglasses today, they may come off, but they're on for now. She's on vacation time. She's on island time. On island time. And we have such an exciting episode. So it's Wednesday, which means the vibes are high. You know, we're humping someone you love.
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Chapter 2: Why is the new season of Love is Blind disappointing?
Don't forget to get your pillow humping saddle and do just that. But we also are going to be doing a little bit of a TV recap. Jackie and I... Endeavored. Unfortunately committed ourselves last night to watching the first two episodes of the new season of Love is Blind, which is something that doesn't sound so crazy, right? Yeah, we do it all the time.
And I don't know why it was the hardest thing I've ever done in my life. It's a show that I absolutely love. And I was actually excited for Minnesota. I thought, you know, we'd really get to know the elk of Minnesotans. And unfortunately, I think we did. And I think it's not a good elk because, oh, my God, so dreadful. We will be doing so.
Jackie and I both watched the first two episodes, although I did watch the first like five minutes of the third episode because we finally got a review.
And I also did see a clip of a woman. It's definitely a spoiler for later in the season, but it's what's happening. And I'll talk about what I saw.
So that'll be at the end of the show. But in case you haven't seen it yet, you can, we'll have timestamps in the podcast description. And the Love is Blind first two episode season recap is at the end of today's episode during the TV recap section. It was truly one of the worst experiences of my life, just so you know. And I hate to like always be so negative, but that is the energy.
I hate to always be so truthful. Yeah. I hate to always be forced to speak my truth.
Yeah, but there's no other way around it. Like it was really bad. Apparently it's like six episodes of pods of nonsense about these people who really think that both liking Taco Bell like means that you should spend your life with someone.
No, it's almost like you asked AI to generate a season of Love is Blind that is giving like choogy millennial. Everything was like, oh my God, I'm such a foodie. Like, okay, who isn't?
I was bullied too. Yeah.
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Chapter 3: What happened with A$AP Rocky's shooting trial?
I just want to say this is just another reason why all states should legally allow you to film courtrooms.
Are there some states where you're not allowed to even like film with your phone? Yeah, of course. Like no media allowed. And that's why we get court cartoons.
It depends on the state. But media is different than just like a proud mom with her phone. Oh, sorry. No one is allowed to proud mom with their phone. But media cameras are allowed into certain states. Got it. Johnny Depp, the whole thing being televised. Of course, of course. I think New York is a state where you are not allowed to do that.
This was in L.A., so I'm assuming California is a pro-media state.
So he was overwhelmed with excitement after receiving his not guilty verdict in his shooting trial on Tuesday as he was seen jumping into longtime girlfriend Rihanna's arms upon hearing the news. Yeah, he literally like jumped over the banister. He was going to cry.
crazy video to give riri a hug i mean it's very exciting news like it's huge to be a free man versus he was looking at 24 years in prison no and it was like pretty serious charges right two shootings right and he was found not guilty on both counts there was a lot to celebrate his lawyers looked really pleased with themselves um the first person he hugged was actually his lawyer but i think she was just kind of in the way i saw a woman that he hugged i thought it was like a mother
Oh, oh, oh, no. So like all his friends and family were like behind this banister. And then his big ass legal team was like in front of the banister at the desk. So on his way to Rihanna, and I think maybe his mother, there was a blonde lady who was totally like a clerk, like a lawyer. And she got the first hug technically, but that's just because of where she was.
She was a kind of a victim of circumstance.
Yeah, so now this goes back to the question, like the NFL players who hug their girlfriends and their wives. I think the order of how it went was appropriate. They're not married, but they might as well be. They're long-term partners. They have two kids together.
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Chapter 4: Why did Blake Lively file a complaint against Justin Baldoni?
She says he, quote, acknowledged the complaints in writing at the time, which runs contrary to his current narrative that he has, quote, invented. Blake says Justin knew that women other than Miss Lively were also uncomfortable and had complained about his behavior.
Now, the Hollywood Reporter states that the two actresses who had complained about Justin's behavior, they said unconfirmed, but like sources are saying that it's Jenny Slate and that young blonde girl, Isabella, who played young Lily.
Yes, there aren't many other women in the movie. It could have been extras, but when it comes to leading female actresses who were working with Justin on an everyday basis, there really aren't that many.
That's actually such a good point. I guess by default, it has to be them.
Who else could it be? In a leading role. And I'm just going back to the book. Did it say leading? No, it didn't. But in a way that more than an extra. Like Lily's mom? Not the waitress at a restaurant, even though that was Atlas.
Lily's mom.
That's literally the only woman in the book. Yeah, yeah. Other than these three.
Well, I think also it's easy to... We know Jenny Slade has beef. Correct. She unfollowed him. She's been very distant. She's vocally supported Blake Lively. So I think that if we had to guess, I would have guessed her. It's a good guess. It's a good guess.
So the thing is, I feel like as somebody who has up until this point definitely not been on Team Justin, it's nice to see Blake defending herself. But at the end of the day, I do feel like she's lost already. And I don't know what she could say, what she could prove, what she could file that would change people's minds, honestly. Yeah. Well, this definitely helps her case.
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Chapter 5: How does Mindy Kaling celebrate her Hollywood Walk of Fame star?
And so it has been wildly interesting to see conversations being had about it all by women and how Blake wasn't really like universally believed. Whereas like up until this point it was, you know, believe women and things of that nature. And that's not the case here. So it's just been like a kind of like a social experiment to watch.
Yeah, I guess things are changing in that sense, but I do think, you know, this blanket believe women, like women could lie. So that doesn't really work and probably never did. And they could also be telling the truth, but just like, you got to back it up a little bit, you know? Our next story, Mindy Kaling got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. She brought BJ Novak with her.
Alleged baby daddy Novak.
Well, they call him the godfather. The BD Novak. Yeah. He's her children's godfather.
She has not shared who her children's father is, so of course people think. I just want to say, as Mindy Kaling's number one fan, I actually don't think that BJ Novak is her baby's father. One, because if he was, you wouldn't make him the godfather. Two, it's a little complicated, you know?
No, you would make him the godfather. Like, you want him to have a role in your kids' lives. He's obviously not taking on the role of father because he doesn't want to, like, you know, or else you'd be a family. Like, not everyone who gives their sperm, like, wants to be a full-time dad, but, like, wants to help out a friend in need and procreate. Yeah, I just think, like, a lot of women.
I think godfather is exactly what you'd call him.
Just kind of, like, to cover it up.
No, not even cover it up, but, like, give that person a role in your children's life.
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Chapter 6: Are Dear Toasters submissions real or fabricated?
Yeah, no, it affects them all the time. You don't see all these stories. Man had 80 kids. They all got together for a reunion. They're all best friends.
It's literally a documentary on Hulu.
It's also a movie with Vince Vaughn. Yes, it is. That's like people's favorite trope is like the sperm donor in college who has 100 kids. Right. I feel like we do talk about it enough.
Okay. Well, I guess the point of the story is not who her dad is.
Deer toasters. Also, I want to say there's been like a lot of conspiracies. I've seen a lot of chatter that like deer toasters is an industry plant. No, it's like fabricated. Either we make them up or other people make them up. I need to say we've never made up a deer toasters in our lives. Now, if people are writing in. With fake stories, we could smell out.
Like there are some that are so stupid we don't choose them. I've never, ever thought that. Everything that we read, I'm like, that's a tough situation.
1,000%, I've never thought that. By the way, give me a Bible. We have never, ever made up a submission.
Never. If we weren't getting submissions, we would just not do it. We'd say there's no demand, like problem solved.
Also, I do want to say that this is a great opportunity that last week there was a Dear Toasters about a girl who read through her husband's text with his mother and he was like being really weird about their sex life. And it didn't occur to either of us. But so many people in the comments were like, girls, it's probably not his mom that he's texting. It's like a girl, a hooker.
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