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Chapter 1: How does the holiday weekend impact the podcast recording?
Good morning, millennials. And welcome back to the toast. Happy Tuesday. That feels like a Monday because yesterday was a bank holiday that we, of course, observed in the most honorable and respectful of ways. Thank you to all the presidents, whoever, you know, served, did their thing. And it's Tuesday. It feels like a Monday.
It's the beginning of a new week, beginning of a party week where Jackie and I will. First of all, hey, Jack, how are you?
Hey, Turtle Lou. I'm good. Thank you. Yes, I am here. Things, plans changed as they often do around these parts.
Chapter 2: Why did Claudia extend her stay in Florida?
We let the chips fall where they may. And I am still in Florida. Now I was supposed to be back after the wedding today, back in studio, back to our beloved frames. Yeah. And of course I'm not. And I know there's like a running joke. Like every time Trudy comes to Florida, she ends up like extending. I really was not planning on it. I really was not planning.
She said up, down, left, right, center. Like, I'm not coming to see you. Like, I'm not doing. Don't count on me. Yeah. No, I'm seriously like not coming. So we planned accordingly. And lo and behold.
The thing is, I really wasn't expecting the. physical implications of a five day Moroccan wedding to hit me so hard. You know, as a pregnant person, the idea of waking up after the wedding and going on a plane, it was just kind of unfathomable. And I'm like, what am I going home for? You know, besides for Romeo, I don't really have much waiting for me back in New York.
So I figured I would spend a couple of days here at the beach extended with Ben. We're staying at a hotel. We're not staying at Jackie's. So it's still very much like vacation energy, but we've met in the middle. We're also testing out all the different podcast studios Southern Florida has to offer today.
There are a lot.
By the way, So many options. You'd love to see the business of podcasting booming. Business is booming. I like to think that's our influence, but we never know.
We're happy to be here in a new setup, a great American tour of podcast studios.
I like sitting across from a desk from you.
I know, it's very intense. It's giving. News desk.
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Chapter 3: What are the highlights from SNL 50?
Yeah, he's in the closet.
As in a physical space. I understand. Not a place. It just sounds like I'm being like, like I'm calling him gay.
Yeah.
I'm not.
No, it's just the closet.
Right, the closet is also a physical place in addition to a figurative one. A mental place. A mental place as well.
I understand. I think that's enough Matt and Abby talk. Good speed to Matt and Abby. Good luck. Good speed. Good God speed. Also good speed. I hope you catch that mouse. Try raid. Try raid. And I think without further ado to do, do you think time? Yeah, I think so. We've got a lot to talk about. We've got a lot to do today. White Lotus, dear toasters. Oh yeah. Dear toasters.
You're being like really slow.
Give me your phone. I was just trying to help you. Crazy pants. Without further ado, it is time for the Fast Five stories that you need to know.
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Chapter 4: What is Meghan Markle's new business venture?
Yeah, no, or work less. I actually feel like they probably ended fine. I don't know if it was serious. Yeah, but it was so serious. So serious. Nothing was ever more serious. No, I saw like some crowd shots and it's weird. It's like Kim Kardashian. Oh my God. And then in front of her is Lady Gaga. Oh my God. And then like Adam Driver sitting there in the tux, like just so crazy.
It was also a big night for power couple, Martin Short and Meryl Streep. Yeah. They were both there separately and together. You'd love to see her showing up supporting her man.
Yeah. So I do think that Snow 50 like had the effect that. The intended effect. People wanted it to have. They had their moment. Bill Murray, like the great Bill Farrell. They also had their like documentary too. So there's like a lot of like just news coming out and like old clips resurfacing and behind the scenes tidbits. So like everyone's talking about Snow. I'm happy for them.
The show fucking stinks all the time. I know. Just make it better. Hire better people. Like bring it back, you know. Restore it to its glory maybe. Maybe this would be a good reminder of that. Yeah. That's what I'm saying.
Like it really highlighted this thing that was once great and it's still here. And I know there are like people who really like it, but I think overall, like you can't deny that the impact of SNL on like comedy on American culture is nominal compared to what it once was. And that's so cool to see like Chevy Chase there. He's like really like the biggest thing to ever come out. I love Chevy.
He's so chevilicious.
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Chapter 5: How is Meghan Markle rebranding her business?
Yeah.
And like, who is the Chevy Chase? Do you know what I mean? Of today? Yeah. Of course. Because I like to think of like the biggest male lead right now on SNL. Of course it's Mikey Day. It's Kenan. But like Kenan doesn't have, like Kenan had a. Kenan's not a movie star. I know. He's an SNL star. He did a sitcom and it didn't like, it didn't do well.
It's, I just think of SNL's like impact is not what it was.
And so. It's Mikey Day.
It's a thousand percent Mikey Day.
It's always Mikey Day. And it's always been Mikey Day. Okay. Get that finger out of my face. We're so close. Hey. Hand heart. Okay.
You should bring back the hand hug.
Do we? My palms are a little sweaty. It's hot in here. Yeah. We're just working hard. We're hardworking ladies at the office. I'm working late. I can't believe I didn't even talk about my commute. Like, let me tell you.
Jackie commuted to work today. As somebody who works from home, like this is revolutionary. What podcast did you listen to?
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