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Chapter 1: What are the hosts' weekend plans?
Hey Jax, how you doing? I'm darn good. Welcome back to the Tizzity Toast. The Tizzity Toast. The Tizzity Toast. Very exciting that it's Friday. I have a very large weekend ahead of me, so it doesn't feel like that relaxation Friday. It's still very exciting and it's an exciting weekend, but it's not that like, okay, we can ease into the weekend feeling. I'm actually ramping up into the weekend.
Right, right. Bus club, another club bus with the kids.
Precisely.
That's tough. I'm sorry. I'll be doing like quite literally not a thing this weekend.
That is so funny. And then last night I was out late again. I'm literally out late every single night, you guys.
And honestly, I'm worried about her. She's drinking. She's on drugs. You should be worried about me. She's out late.
I was out late at a club last night, a comedy club.
watching who is she Lindsay Lohan watching my new favorite comedian Shannon Ford Middleton I went to Shan's show in Dania Beach last night she's so funny she came on stage and she's like Diana Beach let's go it was so funny um and I just had the best time the show was amazing I know Shannon has two more shows left and then I don't know if she'll add more but like she's gonna be in New Orleans in Texas like
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Chapter 2: Who is Shannon Ford Middleton and why is she mentioned?
Go see her. It was so, so good and so funny and a great night out and so swirly. Like the elk of attendees was a pargylicious crowd. And she's in your house right now? And she's in my house right now. Her and James spent the night. And we've actually been having like an amazing time. That's amazing. Of course, we have been. Chan came yesterday. Then we all met up.
Did you guys drink awesome shooters and just sit around and soak? Soak up each other's awesomeness?
We literally have quite literally been sitting around soaking each other's awesomeness. Like sitting at the kitchen table. Yesterday we had, you know, those Caesar wraps at my kitchen table. This morning was just like coffee. I got bagels. It was actually like hard to tear myself away from Shannon James.
Oh, so sorry to have been such a disruption in your lovely day.
Such an inconvenience. But I know they're waiting for me. to be, like, done with this, and then we can get back together again.
All right, so I won't, like, you know, dilly-dally, wasting time talking about her self.
Yeah, but it's just been, like, it's really nice to have them here. Loved going to the show, and I highly recommend everyone attend. She is just so funny, and she has the funniest, craziest stories.
She really does. I went a couple of weeks ago, and it's, like, the Shannon I know. She tells a lot of stories, like, from her past. I think really before we knew her.
Even before Very Cavallari.
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Chapter 3: What is the special project involving Drake Bell?
Okay. Your husband?
Well, they've been teasing a special project and they said by the time this episode comes out, they will have announced it on Instagram so we can talk about the big secret reveal for the good guys is that Drake Bell is on the podcast on Monday. He's actually on Monday and Thursday of next week. It was like two and a half hours. So they had to split it up into two episodes.
And let me tell you, Ben was supposed to fly out there and he got really sick. That's the sickness that got me sick. So we ended up doing it remotely, which I actually think was better. He was very much like a, almost like a mediator between the two. And when he got home, it was like, it's kind of like this heaviness on him. I'm like, well, how was it? He was like, honestly, everyone was crying.
We had to like stop at certain points because like the producers were crying. The guy in New York was crying. The guy in LA was crying. It was just like very emotional. And Ben was like, you know, Ben, you said it best. And I have been cracking up thinking about it, that Ben is Forrest Gump.
Yeah, he just finds himself in the middle of all of these historic events.
Yes, yes. And it's so true. Like how Ben kind of, not facilitated because like, he had nothing to do with getting Drake on the show, but the conversation, how he found himself in the middle of what is such an important cultural moment is so crazy to me. And I cannot wait for everybody to see it. It's so, Drake is so cute.
Like he got super dressed up and I was like, Ben was like, it was so emotional. I'm like, well, what part of it was emotional? And I don't want to spoil it, but Ben was just like, it's so clear. Like Drake loves Josh so much. And I think that they really, um,
thought the other had ill will against them, but they now know in hindsight they were both going through a lot at the time of the show and then after the show. Right, so it's kind of been like this 20-year journey that they're now kind of coming full circle on. They talk about everything.
That's healing, coach.
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Chapter 4: What is the TikTok shop bassinet drama?
She wants to walk her through this dark time.
And I really, I want to be like someone who could believe that, but I just feel like if you were writing a letter to a fan, like helping them from their fears, that you would also add like another line, like, thanks for your support. I hope you love the show. Yep. Go women go. You know what I mean?
No, I said the same thing to Amanda. I said, maybe I'm just negative, but like, I actually cannot see a world in which there wasn't like a little bit of sass here.
I just feel like if it was positive, there would have been more positivity. And it was just ambiguous, like a two word card. Like it's threatening to me. I'm sorry. And I'm really trying to like be an optimist and believe Amanda because she's the recipient. So she might know how it felt, but I'm having a really hard time. And I've been reading all the comments.
And like, I love everyone like thinking that this is a sweet thing. To me, it's sour.
But also something I've learned from the show and just like getting to know Megan, not super well, but better in the last couple of weeks and months, is that she kind of has like a quirky personality. So it's possible that her attempt at like a joke or like a sweetness type of thing is falling flat for me. Maybe I'm not understanding it.
Maybe. I think that's also a good theory.
Maybe for you, Kay.
And the more that I think about it, the more I'm confounded and like my brain just turns to mush. So I'm going to have to move on from it.
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Chapter 5: Why is Kelly Clarkson feeling lost and alone?
So I have been doing that and I'm doing a really good job. But what's funny is I was in my car with Channing yesterday.
I'm doing a really good job.
I'm doing a good job of remembering. Actually, it's like stuck in my head now. I can't take a piece of gum without my day being ruined. in my car with Shannon yesterday. Cause Shannon's here. We're having an amazing time.
And I took like some mints from my console and I immediately offered them to her because of course I'm not a monster, but it's a different dynamic when it's a guest versus like, it's Zach and I's car. Like why we got to be so formal. I was driving. And also, I feel like you had said, like, when someone's driving, you're the passenger. Like, you're there to, like, support the driver.
When you have kids in the car, the driver is the one having a peaceful experience. The passenger is the one twisting around, picking up everything they dropped. Snacks, drinks, books, toys. So it's not like, all hail the driver. Okay?
Oh, my God. Wait. Thank you so much for reminding me. I have to tell you about something that's going on on TikTok.
Okay.
It's, it's like, it's like baby company. It's baby company drama.
Okay.
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