Celebrities flee California wildfires (23:19)Zach Bryan Claps Back at Trolls in Explosive Instagram Rant After Brianna LaPaglia Split (PEOPLE) (28:24)Karen Huger checks into rehab after DUI convictions, skips 'RHOP' Season 9 reunion taping (Page Six) (38:37)Oprah Winfrey, Simone Biles, Kermit the Frog and More Stars Surprise Hoda Kotb on Final Today Broadcast (PEOPLE) (48:42)Madison LeCroy Reveals Husband Brett Found a Tumor on His Kidney After Thyroid Cancer (PEOPLE) + Southern Charm Recap (52:26)Queenie and Weenie of The Week (57:04)The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) Lean InThe Camper and The Counselor by Jackie OshryMerchThe Toast PatreonGirl With No Job by Claudia OshrySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chapter 1: What happened with the California wildfires?
Good morning, millennials.
Welcome back to the toast and happy Friday. I've got it, Claude. Happy Friday to you. It doesn't hit in the way that the original does. I know, but at least we can sing. At least we can be joyous because it's the end of senior year. It's graduation day.
Your independence day. Whoa. Like, seriously? First full week of 2025 in the bag. Congrats to all the grads. It's so true.
It's probably the weakiest, meatiest week of the year. It's wiki feet? Like it's the weakest week. It's the weakest week. It's so weak. Oh, I'm like the words you're looking for is the weakest.
But no, you're saying. No, it's W-E-E-K-Y. It's so weak. It's so Wikipedia. I hate people who say Wikipedia. It's like, it's Wikipedia. Or like wiki feet. Wiki feet. Are you okay? Yeah. No, but this week was super weak. You know, but you're saying something entirely different.
You're not saying W-I-K-I. No, I'm saying it was very much a week. It was a meaty one, a chewy one, and we made it through, and that's... That's fantastic.
Yeah, it was a lot. A lot going on, I think, in the world and everyone's lives and culture. Like, it was kind of a big week.
It was. I was just thinking that as I was doing the stories today because the stories have kind of petered out by Friday, which they often do, but mostly because, like, especially in Hollywood, like everyone is concerned with the fires and it's just like, wow, this week started with such a bang and what a turn it took.
No, I know. I was thinking the same thing. I was taking a look at this week at a glance because I was trying to choose my queenie and weenie of the week. And I was like, oh my God, that was Monday.
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Chapter 2: Why did Zach Bryan respond to trolls on Instagram?
You could have hurt yourself, first of all. And I just feel like he wasn't taking it seriously enough. I was actually being like such a lecturer, but who knows? I mean, you could go blind. Like you can't just be throwing things in your eyes like that. Now, LASIK, I think Ben also really does like wearing his glasses, especially from a style POV. He wears glasses to our wedding.
So I think he likes having the option. He has discussed LASIK. I have fallen down a rabbit hole of LASIK eye surgery conspiracy theories, and for that reason, I have something like against LASIK, even though I don't have enough facts. Like I'm not going to share what I, like, I don't know much. What's, what are, I've never even heard that there's a anti-LASIK movement. What do they say?
You know, they just, the kind of the big argument is that the world's leading optometrists all wear glasses, like good enough for thee, but not for me.
Okay, but is there anything more than that?
Yes, there is, there is, there is.
Just tell me, what's the scene? I can't remember, okay? I can't remember. Oh, you can't? Oh my God, I thought you like really just didn't want to wade into controversy. I'm like, just throw it out there.
And by the way, I remember our dad growing up got LASIK and it was like the most amazing, best thing that ever happened to him. So I know it like changes people's lives. Dana Holzberg got LASIK and she is a changed woman. It has changed her life. Ended up on like randomly, like multiple times on TikTok, people talking about the dark side of LASIK.
But you can't remember exactly what it is. I can't. I can't. I'm sorry. I can't remember. Okay. Okay. That's fine. You'll tell me offline.
So I brought it up. I'm not hiding it from you. I don't have to tell you anything. Just look it up.
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Chapter 3: What led to Karen Huger's rehab check-in?
No matter how controversial.
I love that. I hope she doesn't get corrupted. No, she is everything.
Although she does sometimes spread misinformation.
Okay, so here are the debunked LASIK myths, so you know that's the real ones. Yeah, of course they're, quote, debunked. One, physicians would never have LASIK on their own eyes. That's the leading kind of... Well, I also feel like it's a surgery that if you see it, you can't do it. Like, it's really a weird-looking surgery. No, I don't agree. I'm not gonna go with that one.
That one's just like, that's not real. Two, contacts are safer than LASIK. Okay, but why is LASIK unsafe? LASIK significantly increases the risk of glare and halos. Yes. Yes. Yes. But that's like, did you see this? I saw recently, this isn't giving me what I thought it was going to give me. Like I saw recently the root canals can lead to breast cancer. Yeah.
I saw that too on the skinny confidential.
Like, Okay, rotten tooth.
Yeah, I, again, like I said, I don't know enough about the LASIK controversy to wade in, but you were the one who wanted to bring Gemini into this and like now we've said it. So to answer your question originally. Like dry eye is extremely common. I'm sorry, these are not like real. Why Ben hasn't gotten LASIK.
That's a part of it.
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Chapter 4: What surprises did Oprah Winfrey and friends have for Hoda Kotb?
That's a part of it. Maybe he should go back to glasses. What's the lesson here? Because like Ben is always going to be Ben. So what's the lesson? What's the takeaway? I tried to instill a lesson in him.
He doesn't even have like an area where he keeps the contacts. Like they're just loose. He's just really crazy about it. And it's like, I don't even know. Like teenagers wear contacts. So like you have to just stay on top of it.
And he's so, he's just so relaxed. I just feel like, Contacts are such a habitual thing. It's actually not something that you can add to your life later in life. Like you either are like Margo, like starting contacts when you're eight and like she does it in her sleep. Like she knows. Yeah. It's so innate. But for Ben to like pick this up at 30, like it's just, it's not in his muscle memory.
It's muscle memory. I think he should go back to glasses. That's what I'll say. Okay. I understand LASIK would not be for him because like, what, then he's going to get fake glasses because he still needs to wear glasses.
Chapter 5: What health issue did Madison LeCroy reveal about her husband?
He's the nerd who takes off his glasses and everybody realizes he's handsome. When you, for the first, and for me, the only time I ever put in two tampons, like what was your...
immediate thought or immediate takeaway so I've never done it oh however like it it the idea haunts me I'm always like when back in the day and I feel like we also need to talk about tampons at some point please not right now like you and your flow flowing like please not right now but like you guys everyone in like has reached enlightenment so the girlies aren't wearing let me tell you about the time I took out two tampons of my vagina but no but I just want to say like
And also I'm someone who changes tampon every time I pee. So like there's a lot of tampon changing. It was always like, oh my God, did I take out my tampon? Like you get drunk, oh my God, what's going on with my tampon?
When you are drunk on your period, changing tampons in the middle of the night, that is where things get really tricky. And if you've ever taken a compact mirror, like literally up your vagina, like you know. I was at a camp friend's house the first and only time I had two tampons in. And I was... First, like the size of my own vagina. I was like, literally, how is that possible? I just thought.
Just wait till you have a baby. I know. I just thought like the inside of my vagina was big enough for one tampon and one tampon only. Like it wouldn't physically fit. And I guess I'd forgotten to take one out and then put a second one in. And actually I was at the perfect place because I remember the girl whose house I was at. She was like, oh, it's like not a big deal. My mom wears two tampons.
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Chapter 6: What are the Queenie and Weenie of the Week?
Cause I guess she like had a bigger vagina from like having babies. I'm sorry. No, her mom doesn't. That's what she had said. And I was like, oh, okay. So it's not like I've damaged myself. That's the crazy part about this story.
Not that you not like whether you were lied to or if this girl's mom is seriously wearing two tampons, they make bigger tampons. Yeah. But why would she lie? I feel like, why can't she wear two tampons? No, that's not a thing.
That's not a thing. That's so dangerous. So interesting how that moment, like, informed so much of my, like, vaginal health. You think you grow up in Sherbrooke, too? No, not that you grow up, but, like, some women who, like, you know, had babies or whatever. Yeah, they throw in two.
Okay, maybe I'm misinformed, but that is the craziest thing I've ever heard.
Well, she said her mom did it, and so it just made me feel better in the moment because I felt so irresponsible for letting one sit extra long. TSS?
Well, I'm glad that she could alleviate and unburden you with that little factoid, but I'm pretty sure it's so unsafe and that people aren't doing it intentionally. Yeah. Yeah.
Actually reminds me of a story a friend of mine told me where she was having sex with someone and they found a tampon. Classic.
Just a classic friend of mine story. Literally. I feel like everybody has a friend. Everyone has a friend who has sex with a tampon. Who was literally like getting fucked. And they found the tampon.
Yeah.
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Chapter 7: How do Jackie and Claudia feel about recent celebrity news?
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Thank you, Turdy. You're welcome. Our first story is just a bit of a fire update in the celeb world that also is kind of like leading to new interesting developments. Of course, a lot of celebrities have lost their homes and evacuated. And the list is like growing. But now some celebs are like hunkering down together. One, and it's giving like... reconciliation question mark first.
Peter Facinelli and Jenny Garth. Jenny Garth with her husband though, he's kind of in the way, fled to her ex-husband, Peter Facinelli's house. Ben Affleck went to J-Lo's house. Oh my God, he did? Harry and Meghan are opening their home to friends to stay with them. And I just, I feel like this is the beginning of, could be something. This is how things start.
Like when people locked down together in COVID, was it Cara Delevingne and-
Ashley Benson? Yeah, did they lock down together? Is that how they got together?
Maybe, but it definitely accelerated people's relationships.
Yes, yes.
Yeah, so. Oh, that's sweet. That is sweet. Very nice of people to open their homes, of course, if they're in a safe place and they have friends who have evacuated. But it's just interesting. A lot of big personalities in a house.
Yes, also, I think, like, following Spencer Pratt has been really interesting because they're, like, really good. sort of just like nomads right now. They were able, they were like part of the first evacuators, but they were able to pack up a lot of stuff. So they were just like took clothes and Spencer was posting like, I don't even know what I took.
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