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Chapter 1: What are the new spring merchandise highlights?
We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to the toes and happy Thursday. Hope everybody's having a gargi-pargi day. Perhaps they are because they scored a piece of gargi-pargi merch. Our new spring merch collection just dropped. And wearing one of our models, one of our featured models is world-renowned supermodel Jacqueline Follet.
She flew in all the way from Paris to model the girly baby tee. She is wearing it looking pargy. Hey, Jax, how you doing?
Hey, codgers, wojers, fojers, sojourners, truth. I'm doing good. I'm wearing the little girly tee, which we've dropped before, but we re-released it, restocked it. It's a fan favorite. It's so cute. Every time I wear it, I'm like, I'm so cute. So I'm just wearing it with some barrel jeans and a little cardigan. And I'm feeling cute in my girly merch. And you can get it now at ShopToastMerch.com.
Some things have sold out, but now they're available for pre-order. And pre-order just means that you're going to get it like how you would have gotten any merch before, which is just going to take a little time.
Yes. So I am wearing one of our sold out items. It is the green toasty tee.
Like only wearing the things that are sold out.
Well, they're sold out for a reason.
They're not sold out because you can get them.
Yeah, a couple of items. The mug and the tote, but you can still order all these things. Oh, you mean this?
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Chapter 2: What are the co-hosts' thoughts on horoscopes?
No, no, no. Yeah. She's quote, there is a quote, but, but is the whole thing perhaps like a famous monologue from a play? It sounds like she's literally auditioning for something.
I agree with you.
And she had to prepare a monologue.
I feel like if that were the case, it would have been debunked so quickly. Like it would have been known already.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, oh, you guys are clowning on her. Like that was an audition. But I did see like Rachel Zegler. We did talk about this on IMDb. And then other people noticed she has no jobs lined up after Snow White.
No, no, she does. She's playing Evita in the West End.
She's making her West End debut. That doesn't go on IMDb.
It doesn't go on IMDb, which is a big deal, but movie-wise, no, she doesn't. I don't know if that's common. I don't think it is.
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Chapter 3: Who is attending the upcoming Rascal Flatts concert?
It wasn't like other years. We spent most of it inside in bed. I loved every minute of it, but who knows if he actually did or if he's just lying because he doesn't want to enrage me. Either way, I'll take it.
Well, it was only like half the year, right?
Yeah, I got into bed in September.
So that's about six months. And you guys were going to the Hamptons before that and the farm and the country club. He got kind of an active half a year.
Well, whatever it is. I love you. Happy birthday to you. My Aries king.
Okay. I'm old.
Aries, I'm old. I'm so over horoscopes. I was never under them, to be clear. But I feel as though we as a society have taken it way too far.
No, it's such like low hanging intellectual fruit. Like someone could say something and because you don't have something to say back, you're like, that's just the cancer in you.
No, I forget where I was. Where was I?
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Chapter 4: Why is Kelly Clarkson considering leaving her talk show?
more often catch myself but I really believed it because it's kind of a good call that's what I'm saying and it's sad for Mikey Madison that she's not being even considered for we don't know that yeah maybe someone will see that and be like that feels right like inspiration so I'm sorry to have spread false information you know that goes against everything I believe in and I'm here to do better and listen and learn thank you for clearing that up and in the battle against disinformation I will do better
Even though I did say, like, I didn't, I actually looked into it and I didn't see it anywhere else, so.
Yeah, I just didn't, like, fully put together, like, I had been the victim of a prank.
We were just one letter off.
I'm always one letter off.
That's all. But that's what's sad when April Fools are, like, disappointing. Like, I know everyone wants, does want, like, Spritz Manischewitz. And it's like, well, darn, darn, darn. I want a dye brow.
Right, the Dyson Eyebrow Brush. Yeah. Yeah. There wasn't anything that, like, was launched that, like, I really needed. Yeah. There's always next year. Yeah.
Yeah. Well, I guess we could get into the aforementioned stories in the Fast Five stories that you need to know.
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Chapter 5: What is the impact of Nutrafol's postpartum supplement?
Especially when I know I've done nothing wrong and then like people are coming at me with, because like they don't know.
Jackie is seriously like, she is fueled on moments like that.
Yeah. And I just like have the higher ground. I'm like, I'm looking down like Regina George at all.
Yes. Yes. On the mess you created.
Are you ready for our next story?
Is it seriously only number two?
It's only number two. And it's sad news about Teddy Mellencamp, but she is sharing like the tragedy in her life while also like still having a humorous spin on things, which is just so admirable. But she did an interview with Us Weekly that came out yesterday and she said that she is fighting for her life as doctors discover four more brain tumors as her cancer battle rages on.
And it's metastasized like into her brain.
Yeah. She says as she continues her fight against her diagnosis, she has stopped
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Chapter 6: How can Thrive Market help with grocery needs?
Interesting.
Which I thought was crazy. But you see that like on SVU, like when somebody has a tumor and then they start doing crazy things and they like plead insanity because the tumor was pushing on their frontal lobe.
Okay, yeah, that makes sense. But she didn't seem like she was doing crazy. I mean, she might have just had an affair because she was also doing a podcast, which is very successful. I think she was like very cogent. Like, I don't know.
You know, I don't think she was like crazy, like, you know, chaos. But like when you do something out of character, like step out on your husband, like maybe...
Yeah, she's not saying that, though.
No, no.
And they're, like, still getting divorced.
Yeah, and she was talking about dating.
It's a very complicated situation. Like, you would imagine that this would sort of, like, put things on hold.
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