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Chapter 1: What are the highlights of the week?
Good morning millennials.
Welcome back to the toast and happy fucking Friday. Like my God, thank you Jesus and all the Lords of all people for bringing us to this moment.
It's very exciting for a number of reasons. Second full week of the new year in the books. And I actually, I read a statistic that most new year's resolutions are broken on the second Friday of January. Like, I don't, you feel that way that like that resolution energy has just gone out the window. Like you've, made it till today.
I don't relate to that because my relationship with resolutions is like I don't do them and on the one or two years I have actually done them it was such an important resolution like the vaping or when I decided to change my whole life philosophy saying yes to life like those are the two resolutions I've ever even tried I've never been a person on January 1st who like goes to the gym like so I don't participate in resolution culture.
To be honest, I'm very much participate in resolution culture. And I was feeling like the lag this week. And I was feeling really unmotivated. And if I hadn't read that statistic, I could see myself like giving up. Cause now it's the weekend.
What's worse than being another statistic?
Right. It's the weekend. So I'm not like up on my goals on the weekend. I could see myself like giving up by Monday. But now that I read the statistic, I do not want to be just a statistic. So I'm going to carry on. I have my water jug. We are drinking less and less before the show every day, which is good because I can't keep running to pee. So I just have to up my water intake in the afternoon.
It is so important that I, at the top of this show, issue two enormous corrections from yesterday's episode. One of them is yours. Okay. Lane Meester was not in Parenthood.
Okay. In my defense, Minka Kelly is in Parenthood. And in my defense, have the two of them ever been seen in the same movie together? Same trailer, different park. Like, literally... They're the same person. They look alike. They have similar career trajectories. Of course, I... I correct, I stand corrected, but my heart was in the right place.
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Chapter 2: What corrections were made from the previous episode?
Oh no. It just means that we will see it for sure. Even though we will see all of them. It's good to know though. People like it. Like that's good too.
that's true that is very true so there's a couple of buckets that go into the final vote which is like claudia and i are friends and family like social media reception it's just it's it's a very layered and complex equation um yeah resulting in the best result wouldn't you say i would hope that the equation would result in the best result but you know time will tell
Okay, and what do you think about this? If we're between two options, if we had like an intro song and an outro song. Like that's when the podcast gets like crazy, like.
More songs, like just more songs. I mean, I think like, If none of them work out, we could always do, what if he's written mimal on my upper thymal? That's always an option, of course. That's guilty as sin, I just learned.
Of course, we could also do. So that's again.
And I'll never stop singing my pargy song. We have options, of course. If we took the time, we could have done this ourselves. Yeah, but who wants to do that when you could host a competition?
We're busy women. We are busy women. I'm such the Simon though, wouldn't you say?
Oh, actually, no. I think you're so Paula. Like you think everything is so good. Like I'll send it to you and you'd be like, oh my God, I love it. I'm like, really? Like you are definitely the Simon. You might be Randy. Who was more lenient, Randy or Paula? Like Paula had empathy that neither of the other two had, but Randy had a low bar for talent. Like-
Yeah, I don't even know how, how did those three become so iconic when I can't like even distinguish the personalities of Randy and Paula? I think Randy was just like more laid back in his critique. And I think Paula like had a lot of energy, like was definitely the one like the Katy Perry who was just like making best friends with everyone.
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