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The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

Tue, 01 Apr 2025

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Glen Powell's Sister Leslie Posts Photo of Sydney Sweeney at Her Texas Wedding (PEOPLE) (24:42)Morgan Wallen abruptly exits SNL stage (32:23)Craig Conover is dating Dak Prescott's ex-girlfriend after Paige Desorbo breakup (Page Six) (44:05)Meghan Trainor admits to using weight-loss medication after shocking transformation (Page Six) (50:2)Jennifer Lawrence Welcomes Baby No. 2 with Husband Cooke Maroney (PEOPLE) (57:30)Dear Toasters Advice Segment (1:04:03)The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) Lean InThe Camper and The Counselor by Jackie OshryMerchThe Toast PatreonGirl With No Job by Claudia OshrySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Chapter 1: What is the latest merch from The Toast?

36.164 - 53.514 Jackie Oshry

This is not a joke and this could be you because new merch is dropping this week. Claudia and I are both wearing Pargy Wears from the new collection. I'm wearing the Gargi Pargi set. It's a cream set with a little bubble font, a little swirlitude. I would say the vibe of this outfit is swirlitude. What would you say yours is?

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54.198 - 58.02 Claudia Oshry

I would say the vibe of the entire collection is probably having that swirlitude.

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58.32 - 61.281 Jackie Oshry

Interesting. I think that's like a really big statement.

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61.941 - 63.882 Claudia Oshry

Yeah. I mean, we. He really.

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63.962 - 64.862 Jackie Oshry

I don't want to.

65.622 - 72.72 Claudia Oshry

I do. I do. So, yes, that's right. Happy April Fool's. Not a joke how pargy our new wares are.

72.96 - 75.841 Jackie Oshry

Not a joke that you could be this pargy in mere days.

75.861 - 80.142 Claudia Oshry

We have so much. We have so much. Let's get organized, okay? We're so disorganized.

80.162 - 89.824 Jackie Oshry

We take off one day. Chaos! We miss so much. Not even, like, news stuff. Like, just in our business. We have to get our house in order.

Chapter 2: What happened at the Gazillion Bubbles Show?

590.256 - 608.991 Claudia Oshry

Now I got a little bit of a window into what type of parent I'm going to be, because a part of the show is getting volunteers from the audience. So all the kids are like jumping, raising their hands, and obviously Charlie can barely walk, so he was not, we weren't thinking of him. But Harry's three, and he loves to participate, and I wanted my boy to get his shine.

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609.792 - 632.023 Claudia Oshry

And so the Bubbles guy is like, I need a volunteer. He did it like four or five times. So I would say in total, maybe five or six kids were chosen. And oh my God, me and Zach, I think we actually really embarrassed Jackie. Me and Zach, Jackie's husband, we were being crazy. Because you basically just have to get the attention of the guy. We were in the fifth or sixth row. It was a small theater.

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632.343 - 642.966 Claudia Oshry

We were trying so desperately. I almost flashed my tits. We were trying so desperately to get the attention of the guy who was selecting the volunteers. And the thing is, Harry didn't even really want it. We wanted it.

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643.006 - 647.328 Jackie Oshry

You guys wanted so much for him that by the end, he was bummed that he didn't get it. He was like, maybe.

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648.128 - 665.399 Claudia Oshry

Yeah, can I go? And I was really upset. That's just my only real criticism of the show is that all the kids, and I know it's like you have to learn, you can't get everything, I get it, but I feel like it really damaged the experience for both Harry and I. I was really upset and seeing him not get chosen, it really bothered me.

665.539 - 674.105 Claudia Oshry

And I think that I'm gonna be that crazy ass parent on the sidelines of games screaming because my boy deserved to, he deserved to be up there with the bubbles.

674.605 - 686.295 Jackie Oshry

Yeah, maybe for me, I had different expectations because I bought the tickets and it said on the site that all volunteers have to be like four and up. So I didn't take it personally when he was skipping over us because like I think he just thought Harry was too young, which he was.

686.335 - 692.3 Claudia Oshry

OK, but that little girl who got chosen for the snowfall thing, she was smaller than Harry.

692.34 - 697.925 Jackie Oshry

She was. She was. It turned out she's older because he asked her age and she was four. But like, how did he know that?

Chapter 3: Why was Claudia upset about the volunteers at the show?

891.219 - 898.809 Claudia Oshry

I actually did know that a fun fact about you is that one time, on purpose, you went to Myrtle Beach.

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898.929 - 918.829 Jackie Oshry

Yeah, for like our senior week trip. And I actually never went on any trips like that. Yeah, I loved it. It was a great town. It's a beach town? Yeah, it's a beach town. Like, a lot of big houses that, like, big groups can rent. It's, like, you know, very college kid friendly. And everyone was having parties at their houses. And it was awesome. And I never did a spring.

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918.849 - 920.731 Claudia Oshry

I don't see you in Myrtle Beach.

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920.951 - 927.257 Jackie Oshry

I know. But, like, my entire grade was going. And it was in the U.S. Like, why wouldn't I go? Yeah.

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927.777 - 933.42 Claudia Oshry

We're going to need you to post a picture like just for proof because I know you've been there. I just I'm having a really hard time visualizing it.

933.5 - 948.95 Jackie Oshry

The thing is, I don't know how much of like the town that I saw because I mostly like was we were like house hopping and like on the beach. Of course, of course. But it was a really amazing time. And that was like the one time I went on one of those like spring break type trips. I never went on spring break. I don't know if that's like surprising to anyone.

949.55 - 949.97 Claudia Oshry

It's not.

950.33 - 964.45 Jackie Oshry

Yeah. But that one like that worked for me. Sometimes things just like. line up the stars align and then years later the stars aligned again and you were brought back to your favorite place on earth myrtle beach universe it wants me to get a house in myrtle beach

964.895 - 972.197 Claudia Oshry

There is definitely an invisible string tying you to Myrtle Beach. I'm being dead serious. I totally agree. What are the odds that you have been there twice now?

Chapter 4: How did Myrtle Beach become a surprising detour?

1187.802 - 1206.243 Claudia Oshry

My top drawer, like with my undies and bras, is pretty much becoming all skims, but their clothing is really, can't be understated. I'm in like obviously comfort first era. Their maternity wears are amazing, but I've just got like a bunch of shirts that aren't maternity that I still find really comfortable. And their Fits Everybody collection is what I want to talk to you guys about today.

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1206.663 - 1224.311 Claudia Oshry

Their push-up bra, the thong, if that's like the era of life you're in, I love their bralettes. Everything I get from the Fits Everybody collection is so comfortable, and it's actually really crazy because it fits everybody. And Skims is also known for just being really size-inclusive, especially when it comes to bras. They carry so many sizes, so you'll really find what you're looking for.

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1224.672 - 1238.903 Claudia Oshry

So shop Skims, their best intimates, including the Fits Everybody collection and more, at Skims.com. And there's Skim's New York flagship store on Fifth Avenue that Jackie and I just saw for the first time. It's Pargy. And after you place your order, please be sure to let them know that the toast sent you.

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1239.263 - 1253.096 Claudia Oshry

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1255.758 - 1271.449 Claudia Oshry

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1271.829 - 1290.023 Claudia Oshry

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1290.103 - 1306.411 Claudia Oshry

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1306.672 - 1323.138 Claudia Oshry

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1323.378 - 1343.044 Claudia Oshry

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Chapter 5: What's the story behind Sydney Sweeney at Glenn Powell's sister's wedding?

2322.102 - 2322.342 Claudia Oshry

Thank you.

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2350.552 - 2350.812 Jackie Oshry

Thank you.

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2371.032 - 2424.231 Claudia Oshry

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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2453.559 - 2494.441 Jackie Oshry

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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2518.635 - 2559.504 Claudia Oshry

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

2587.031 - 2587.491 Jackie Oshry

Thank you.

2601.806 - 2662.516 Claudia Oshry

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

2689.088 - 2689.369 Jackie Oshry

Thank you.

2697.674 - 2950.207 Claudia Oshry

Thank you. You know, I'm constantly dodging like controversial outfits in my home.

Chapter 6: Why did Morgan Wallen abruptly exit the SNL stage?

3503.966 - 3505.526 Claudia Oshry

Totally. Do I know.

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3506.226 - 3508.607 Jackie Oshry

And they already have a three-year-old named Psy.

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3509.907 - 3510.987 Claudia Oshry

I wonder what the name is going to be.

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3511.007 - 3512.848 Jackie Oshry

I feel like Otis.

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3514.188 - 3516.549 Claudia Oshry

That's a real, she's such an Otis.

3516.569 - 3523.028 Jackie Oshry

I actually was thinking like, oh, her first is named Otis, right? And then I saw it was Psy. So now I'm saying, okay, her second will be Otis. What do you think?

3524.309 - 3534.014 Claudia Oshry

Oh, I don't know. That's a really good guess. She definitely does like old, like, I don't know. She's so like different. And his name being Cook, like just kind of confuses the whole thing.

3534.414 - 3536.995 Jackie Oshry

Otis Maroney. Just give us a guess. It makes it more interesting.

3537.075 - 3551.963 Claudia Oshry

I think maybe she would do a letter C. Okay. Because Psy and Cook. So Cogers? It's a little too common. I know it's like creeping up on the top 10. Like Clyde, even though that's too similar to Psy.

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