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Chapter 1: What does it mean to have a Fergalicious weekend?
It's Jaxalicious. My weekend was incredibly Fergalicious, Codgers. I don't know if you know that. You met Fergie? I might as well. Like the feeling I would have if I met Fergie is the feeling that I would have coming off of this weekend.
Okay, and color me confused, how would you feel if you met Fergie?
I'd be thrilled.
I think I would be like, lol, you know?
Fergie's like someone who, if you were at a party and everyone's like, Fergie's here, you know, and like everyone's flipping, but like, who really cares?
That's what I'm saying. Nobody.
Yeah. No, it's so true. No, but my weekend was Fergalicious. Like there is a difference. Explain it. Between being like being with Fergie and Fergalicious.
Just describe what it means to be Fergalicious to you.
Oh, okay. What it means to me to be Fergalicious. I would say actually Fergaliciousness is akin to Pargyliciousness. Like it's quite a Pargy vibe.
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Chapter 2: Why is the White Lotus recap important?
So happy for Zach.
Because the wedding was driving distance from us. And I was like, I got this. Like Tesla and I. Hold my beer. Zach, I'll hold your beer. You have a great time. I'm driving home. In all of my years, I've always been meant to be a designated driver because a lot of times I don't drink and I can never do it. But you don't drive. I don't drive.
So this was actually the first opportunity I had to be like a true DD. And I took my job very seriously.
I don't know if I've, I mean, in my pregnancy era, have I even DD'd? No, there's nowhere to drive to. It's hard to be a designated driver when you don't leave your house.
Yeah. Well, that's also the case. But no, I got, I had my opportunity last night.
Did Zach get wasted?
He did. And I'm so glad for him. And like when the table was like table shots, I was like, you're doing table shots. Like I'm driving.
Oh my God. I feel like I spoke this into existence. Was it literally last week I said like, I've only ever been like truly drunk with your husband like three times.
He wasn't like that level, but he had a buzz on. He was different. But he wasn't like all the way.
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Chapter 3: How was the wedding experience and its highlights?
Well, you're just reminding me, I finished Sex, Lies of College Girls, which is literally a show about Colgate.
Which is so Colgate.
And I want to say something, and it goes against everything I believe in, because I don't think Mindy Kaling has ever, like, done anything wrong. But, like, this was actually some of the worst TV I've ever watched. And there was a time where I thought it was the greatest show ever created. And, oh, my God, it was so bad. Like, did anybody else think that?
You know, nothing lasts forever, Cogers.
I know. And with the Renee rap of it all, I thought it wouldn't affect the show. And I don't know if that's why it was bad, because she left. Or because the writers, they took a left turn. And to replace her, they replaced her with three people. And it's actually too much now. They should have just gotten a replacement and stuck with it.
As I say, it's better when you make a choice.
And so they replace the roommate with Charlotte Lawrence. I like her. She sings. But then they have like new supplemental characters like Lila, who I love. Lila, the girl who works at the coffee shop. You like her too. And then this new girl, like there's too many people now.
Oh, I'm sorry. It wasn't what you had hoped it would be.
But you know what was what I hoped it had be? I watched so much TV this weekend. Ben was gone on a golf trip. And this was like the one thing, like the second we found out we were pregnant, he was like, I won't go. Like, let's just take it like month by month. We'll see how we go. And I know he really wanted to go. So I was like trying to be supportive. Big mistake.
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Chapter 4: Why did the Kardashians' new season exceed expectations?
Like, I don't know the new music. You know what they played, which is actually a really good wedding dancing song that I just don't listen to or don't know, really? Boothang. You're my little Boothang. You're my little Boothang. And I don't give a hoot what you do, say, girl, I know. You don't know that song? You do. Like, I... I know it, but everyone knew all the words.
I don't know all the words.
I don't think I know all the words either. It's just like a TikTok song.
And then they played a new song that was the best moment. Play it at every wedding. It's the new number one song.
What's the song?
Apatah. Apatah with the live band Claudia. The roof was about to bust off the place. And by the way, is Apatah mook? No. Okay. Oh, yes. Sorry. Yes. I'm sorry. Yes. Apatah is mook. Or no, is it not rosé? Okay.
Oh, you know what? It is Rosé. Yeah. But they're from the same band.
They're both from Blackpink. Like, it's Rosé. Oh, my God. That's so good. But it was interesting to hear, like, all the new songs, wedding style.
And, of course. You're literally a grandma.
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Chapter 5: What was the drama surrounding Kyle Juszczyk's contract with the 49ers?
I think that like one third of all people are water signs.
Yeah, but maybe my water sign-ness manifests itself in a different way other than like swimming, you know? Maybe it has to do with like drinking water. Like maybe there are other ways to be water sign.
Maybe it's people who drink a lot of water for sure.
So everybody in the pool, in the ocean, at the hotel is born in the same month?
Yeah, pretty much. And to be clear, I had 11 and a half hours on my phone yesterday. And that's impressive given that I also took a two hour nap.
Wait, how do you see that? That's really crazy. Like, how do you see just yesterday? Okay, so. Settings.
Oh my God, grandma. I just wait for my weekly report. I don't go to settings. Just scroll down.
Drop down.
And type in screen time. Oh, well, I do the search. Do the search. And then you're going to see all app and website activity.
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Chapter 6: How did Josh Allen's contract negotiation reflect on his character?
Sisterhood.
Screw your sisterhood.
Love.
Mm-hmm.
Family.
Mm-hmm. Okay, yes, but we don't sit here every day and talk about love. Do you know what I mean?
No, but we sit here every day and love is in the air.
Yes, yes. So I would say the essence of the toast is love.
I think actually comedy is a great way to describe it. We're in the right category for ourselves. Yeah. Not if we want to hit number one every day. We should head on down to government.
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