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Chapter 3: What event did Meghan Markle attend recently?
That's not true all the time. That, no. No, I don't like that at all. Remember even when we read good sister, it's like there's always this trope, like the sister, it's like, you know, the best and the worst to have. No, like it's just the best.
No, not for everyone. Like, yeah, there are examples, but like these over, these sweeping generalizations, like don't apply to everyone.
No, everything is different for everyone all the time. But like they just say that's like the fact about sisterhood. It's like sometimes you love it. Sometimes you screw sisterhood. And that's just not been my experience. So I just want to like shed light on the fact that like that's not a universal truth. Unless you're Victor Garber, of course. But then it's screw sisterhood all the time.
Correct. You don't get that love. I'm so excited to come down to your house. You know, I feel like the last couple of times I've come to visit you, I've just been like, yeah, I'm going to my sister's, whatever. But whenever I come to you in like the dead of winter, it really is like exemplifies why people move to Florida. Like I totally get it.
It's so unenjoyable here between the manhunt and the 20 degree weather. Like I gotta go. So that's like something I'm looking forward to. And we have Gizno. We have family time. I'm very excited.
Yeah, it's going to be a really fun weekend. The weather here is like so pargy for us because there's a chill in the air, but it'll be like hot for you. Winds in the east. A chill coming in. And it's going to be a great weekend. Tomorrow we'll be together in front of the flamingos. Yeah, doling out Queenie and Weenie. Queenie and Weenie. What a long week. I know. When you think about it.
How are the stories today? They actually were stronger than expected. S-T-E. I like that. Mm-hmm.
Stronger than expected.
And so I guess that's what we did last night, soda and shred. Soda and shred. Shred and soda.
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Chapter 4: Who is headlining the 2025 'New Year's Rockin' Eve'?
Yeah. Yeah. They're definitely saying that. They're excited that Romeo's coming. Bruno is getting his crate ready for two. Oh, yeah.
I need a crate.
I mean, Romeo can sleep in Bruno's crate. Bruno doesn't sleep in there. It was just a little joke.
No, no, but you reminded me. I've never traveled with Romeo before. I've never brought him to your house. And we also have a spare crate. Okay, good. Romeo's never been to my house. I don't think so. Oh, he's in for a treat. Yeah, and he's going to freak when he sees the backyard. He's going to be like, wow, my cousins live like this and I live in squalor in Manhunt, NYC.
Chapter 5: What did Pete Davidson reveal about 'SNL' salaries?
Well, you know, if the plane won't let him on the return flight home, that's okay, too.
Imagine. I just, like, gave up Romeo. By the way, I could never. I haven't even really talked about my journey with Romeo, like, in recent weeks. You know, it was a slow start for me and Romeo. Let me tell you, there's nobody like him. Like, he is... I actually... And I said this to Ben, and Ben doesn't like when I compare Romeo and Theo. I actually might love Romeo more. No.
No.
No, but the thing is that I so specifically was setting out to find a dog who was a carbon copy clone of Theo that I actually now think of Romeo and Theo as the same dog. So the love that I had for Theo just transferred. What's Romeo's birthday? Okay. December 16th. And what day did Theo pass? Like me and Ben thought this.
We thought that they might have crossed like on the same day and we were freaking. Or he's a reincarnated spirit. Okay, so Theo was dying when Romeo was born. So I think that Theo maybe had one leg in the other universe, met Romeo.
Theo died after December 16th. No, he died early December. Yeah, wait, hold on, hold on.
I'm getting my dates right.
I think there's probably like a week. How long does it take to reincarnate? Do you have to be born on the same day?
I'm not completely sure.
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