The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
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Chapter 1: What is the introduction and premise of this episode?
girlies it's the toast it's jackson claude and we're your hosts it's your favorite show the fast five things you need to know we'll start your day off swirly it's the toast they sound amazing
Welcome back to the toast and happy Thursday. That feels like a fucking Friday bitch. Cause we're fucking celebrating Jackson. Claude is coming to town. Jackson. Claude is coming to town. Jackson. Claude is coming to town. That's right. We're singing. because Jax and Claude are coming to town. Hey Jax, how you doing?
I'm doing good. I am in New York City, the big city. Big city slicker. Look at me, all black. Actually, she's tiny. She's a tiny little, fragile little city slicker. Oh, tiniest. She's like too precious to walk down these streets. You are too precious to walk down these streets.
I always was. Even when I lived here, I was not the elk of New Yorker. You were not made for city slicking. And now, like a fish out of water, I'll take an Uber. I'd never know you weren't a big New York City gal with your all black outfit, your slick back bun. She's cosplaying. She's doing what she does best. She's LARPing as a New Yorker today.
I am, even though I'm a New Yorker, which is so crazy. You are. I never was. No, not in your true heart. Even when I was here 10 years, I never was. Also, we're doing something really fun today, which is vlogging our day. We have such a busy day, you guys. Not to be such annoying influencers. No, and like influencers and content creators only do like a day in the life when they're super busy.
Which is what we're doing today. Which is what we're doing today, but we're also doing like a lot of interesting stuff. So even if we were this busy every day, I would still choose today to vlog because there's a lot going on. Like we're shooting a commercial. We're going to be on set.
on location actually on location we have a guest interview we have a gno tonight right i'm trying to get my hair cut because i missed my haircut yesterday if you're wondering my hair looks like this it's because i thought i was gonna have a party blowout this morning and i don't for my big commercial yeah but i'm just gonna be a slicker for my commercial i think it'll be better for the vibes of the commercial creative of the commercial actually the role that you're playing is like slick
And you guys are probably wondering, like, don't you guys have hair and makeup for your commercial? No. No, we don't.
That would require us waking up earlier. So we politely declined. So we don't have hair and makeup for our big commercial. That's why we look so pargy-licious today. We have... So much to do. Like, we have a Pargy show. We also have kind of an inaugural moment here in Toast Tertiary.
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Chapter 2: How do Jackie and Claudia navigate life in New York City?
I was fine. You need a fish pasta. No, no, I don't. Yummy. And so if anybody's in my position where it's like weight is your whole life and you've lost a lot of weight and now you're getting pregnant, you have to go back. I would suggest... not turning a blind eye. I don't think it was my wisest decision, but there was so much change, you know? I couldn't take it on.
Yeah, it's good to know just so that you never see like a jump of 30, 40 pounds. I don't know what the actual number, because I don't know what you were before. I only know like your new weight. So I'm not saying that you have gained 30, 40 pounds. I have no idea. I wish. Oh God, wait, you're making me feel so much worse. 30, 40, I wish. How much have you gained? That's not bad. Stop, no, it is.
Just know, like, Kylie gained 60. It's bad. No, and then I, like, posted... I gained... 60?
Yeah, I just have some time left, you know? Yeah. Well, I posted this whole saga on my Instagram story, and, like, people were very quick to, you know, chime in with their responses. And I just want to say to the people who were, like, trying to be helpful, being like, I get it, I gained 30 pounds, like... 30 pounds is so not a lot.
And what people don't understand, and I know I'm gonna make it worse for us, but you guys need to understand how bad we have it, is that we are short. So like Kylie gaining 60 pounds and me gaining 60 pounds is not the same.
It's like you gaining 80.
Yeah, like I like to tell myself, oh, Kylie did it too, but no, it's so much different when you're short. So like, yeah, for short people, you probably gain 30, 40 pounds and that's a lot.
when you're in the 50s and 60s like that's a lot a lot and if you and I just want to say like any amount that you gain because someone's sitting there who's short who gained 80 pounds and you know what I mean and like no that is going to be me like wait fuck but every pound you gain is beautiful that's why like not only should you keep a breast just to know so you never see this like stark change but you have to just make peace with it you have to make peace with it like no I know and I felt like no breastfeeding and ozempic are waiting for you
I felt like a brat, like being upset about it, especially after like a clean bill of health from the doctor. Like that's all, like the fact that I walked out of the doctor and the thing I was thinking about was my weight, not the fact that like the scan went great. Like it's so, I'm sorry, I'm a human being and like it is what bothered me.
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