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Chapter 1: How did Claudia and Jackie start their podcast episode?
Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Thursday. That just kind of, you know, crept up on us.
Crept up on us, yes.
Hey, Jax, how you durn?
I am durn good. I'm durn spread thin is how I'm durn. I feel like I just can't catch up with myself. Do you know what I mean? You ever feel just so behind on things? I feel behind on things.
Chapter 2: Why is Claudia feeling so behind on things?
No, a really annoying personality trait of mine is like, I don't leave stones unturned. Do you know what I mean? Like if something comes in, I'm getting it done that day. They call me the sweeper, you know? Like it's not a perfect system, but I don't relate to that particular feeling. What are you feeling, you know, left behind on?
Well, I just feel like ever since this weekend, like I'm just constantly trying to like catch up with work and like just cleaning, putting my clothes away, just like a million things. And then something else comes up and I keep like having false starts on all these sourdough loaves. Like I just, I don't even have the time to do my sourdough. That's how you know.
That I don't have two hours in my house where I'm not sleeping, where I can preheat the oven and bake the bread. I have not made a loaf. I'm attempting to make one today, but that's the real marker. Are you trying to make a loaf because you have company? Yes, because I have company. Shannon's coming. I have to have a fresh loaf for her. That's disgusting if I don't.
You better get to work.
Where's Shannon staying?
Upstairs or downstairs?
Right now, my loaf is... I'm going to say it. My loaf is retarding in the fridge.
I can't believe you just said that.
That's literally what it's doing. That's a technical word. I know.
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Chapter 3: What is the significance of a handwritten note from Meghan Markle?
I just spilled coffee, which is so weird. I drink coffee every day on the show.
There's something really embarrassing, and I'm not saying you should be embarrassed, but I have felt this way, where you're just trying to drink a normal beverage, and I don't know, something with your lip, and it all comes dribbling down your chin, neck, and onto your shirt. I don't know what it is about that experience that's so humiliating.
I don't know. I just feel like I'm malfunctioning. Yeah. I know how to drink coffee. I use the same mug every day. Nothing about that was new.
It's it's a very common basic human experience. Like we teach our kids to do it when they're just, you know, two years old.
Sort of like they have a sippy cup. But yeah.
Right. But like it's something we learned from a very young age.
Yeah.
So it's it's kind of I think akin not as bad to like tripping or falling in public.
You know, I don't I don't feel that way. I just feel very inconvenienced.
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