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Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this episode?
Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to The Toast. And happy Monday. That has, you know, really giving Monday energy. Beyond. Because we're separated. Families have been torn apart.
We haven't been in this setup since, like, almost two weeks. Because we were in Miami, trick. Yes. And we did a remote the day before. So we are back with our frames. Nature is healing. Yes. The wind's coating is coating. Yes.
How's being home? I really miss you. I really miss our Pargy studio. I miss being near the beach, but it's been so nice to be in my own bed. I can't lie. Like you could take me to the most magical of places, like a free trip where I have a butler. Like it could be the best trip in the world, but that trip doesn't have my bed. And at some point I'm going to want to go home, you know?
Yeah. How was the hotel bed? Sometimes hotel beds are like the best bed you've ever been in, but a lot of times it's like scratchy.
Well, when your needs are as specific as a pregnant woman, it's hard to just like flop around in another person's bed. Do you know what I mean? You have your things. Like at home, I have a lot of different necessities, especially on the nightstand, on the actual bed. It's kind of an orchestra.
Okay. So now you have your necessities.
But in an attempt to feel a little bit more, in an attempt to feel a little bit closer to you, I've decided to do something a little dramatic. Okay. Wow. Now, if you're watching on YouTube, you'll see I put on my three blind my sunglasses. Now, I want to say something. I don't. I'm going to take them off. I'm going to take them off.
But but I am actually going to and maybe I'll buy another pair because I love these sunglasses. But I am going to leave them here in the studio on the table next to my microphone, because while we had so much fun and of course, you can't wear sunglasses forever. It's not it's not feasible. I do feel like these sunglasses gave me like a sense of bravery. I haven't had it a really long time.
Just kind of speaking my truth and saying things that I might not normally say, like Bonnie Blue is a whore, you know? And I feel like it was due to like the shield these gave me, kind of like blocking out the haters. So if there's ever a time I need to say something a little brave, I can put on these glasses and find the courage.
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Chapter 2: How do Claudia and Jackie handle remote podcasting?
Okay, good. Cause I was going to say like, I do need to be able to see as much of your face as possible since our presences and our auras are not physically together. So I was going- to be on the side, the sunglasses side, which is the side I never wanted to be on.
I'm not gonna be wearing them full time. And also people don't realize kind of the challenges that come with wearing sunglasses indoors for like 75 minutes. It kind of gives you a migraine, especially when you're wearing a slick back bun and headphones, like it's just a lot of pressure on your temples. So I did what I had to do to feel- Your body is a temple. To feel my best.
Now that obviously the scars from my facelift have healed, I can remove the sunglasses and not feel shame.
Great. I'm so happy for you and your sunglasses and the bravery. It's a brave new world.
And, you know, we're obviously different because you don't need a pair of sunglasses to say brave things, but I do. So it's just there are two different types of swirlies in this world, you know? It's true. It's like a blankie. Correct.
Some people need their blankie.
Now, we have like a big show today because it's Monday, which means just like verbal diarrhea. Lots to talk about.
Yes, a lot to catch up on since we haven't been together yet.
in three days but also yesterday was white lotus episode two which we both watched and i'm fully caught up on love is blind i don't know where you're at but like i'm loving spoiling it for you so you're just gonna have to deal with it spoil it for me i tried my best to to watch stuff and i got so hard i maybe cumulatively got through another whole episode but it just takes forever the episodes are so long and i had the busiest weekend so i like
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Chapter 3: What are Claudia's thoughts on mom cars?
Like, I just have questions. No answers. Yeah.
And they're leaving a lot of questions. Like, so they're going to have a lot to answer for. And then, of course, like, who's the shooter?
Now, we didn't talk a lot about this last week, and I meant to. And then this week, they kind of pulled back on it a little bit. The Radcliffe siblings wanting to fuck one another. There's a weirdness there. Patrick Schwarzenegger jerking off in front of the little brother. Both the older siblings kind of being obsessed with getting the younger sibling to be their friend.
They're trying to insinuate something.
It's not my favorite. It's not... my favorite everyone is like oh my god the incest vibes oh my god mike white what yeah It's not my favorite. Like, I'm just, like, not paying attention to it. Even, like, when the two freaks are, like.
Even when he woke up and the tushy was there.
When they're on the hammock, like, well, how could you ask me about my sex life? Like, seriously, I'm not paying attention. This is so uninteresting to me.
No, not only that. And, like, I didn't grow up with any brothers, so I don't know, like, what's appropriate. But I know that, like, talking to your sister about, like, her losing her virginity is fucking weird and disgusting. And I was, like, can we stop?
Yeah. And I just, like, even if they are weird and disgusting and, like, say the three of them have a threesome, like, I seriously don't care. Like, I'm, I'm, don't care.
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