The Toast
I've Got Beef Between My Teeth: Thursday, November 14th, 2024
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Hoda Kotb's 'Today' show replacement revealed nearly 2 months after exit announcement (Page Six) (24:06)Teddi Mellencamp cheated on husband Edwin Arroyave with married horse trainer (Page Six) (30:18)Hugh Jackman's ex-wife Deborra-Lee Furness subtly reacts to his alleged affair with Sutton Foster (NY Post) (36:03)Sydney Sweeney Calls Out Hollywood Industry's "Women Empowering Other Women" Stance (Deadline) (47:42)Mod Sun packs on the PDA with 'Love Is Blind' star Brittany Wisniewski (Page Six) (55:11)The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) Lean InThe Camper and The Counselor by Jackie OshryMerchThe Toast PatreonGirl With No Job by Claudia OshrySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chapter 1: What is the theme of today's episode?
Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Thursday, a really relaxing sort of day, although it should be Friday, so I'm feeling like the theme of today's episode is injustice. Isn't that the theme of every episode, Latour? It's so true.
When you have a chip on your shoulder like we do, every day is like Injustice Day. It's true, but it is Thursday, which is exciting. Ladder Half vibes. It is. Merch is out. We actually slayed this collection because we made enough merch to wear every day of the week. Because tomorrow I can still wear my oversized toasty tee. Today I'm wearing my girly swirly university set.
Yeah, I graduated from GSU. Whoa, I mean, talk about getting an education. Talk about a mind. Oh, wait. You know what I did yesterday? I didn't even talk to you. We didn't FaceTime yesterday. Once again, Ben coming between us. He was home last night. I could sense it. Well, he's not home tonight.
So, like, just wait. Oh, but I'm not home. Actually, I'm home. I'm home. I have a big, I'm doing something big today. I'll tell you guys all about it tomorrow. You already know. What is Jackie doing today? Think about what the PR company, I told you that they reached out. Oh, Jackie has a big day. Yeah, okay.
You guys, it's like literally like not even that crazy. It's like, okay, whatever. Not at all, not at all. Well, what I did yesterday was kind of like make a dream come true. And that dream was my own, added to the list of dreams we accomplished in the month of November. I went on the Glee podcast officially.
You did say you were going to do a podcast yesterday and you couldn't text for an hour. And I didn't even ask which podcast it was. Yeah, it was the official Glee one.
And that's what you really missed on Glee. How was it? Was it everything you dreamed of? What episode did you recap? It wasn't a recap. It was just like interviewing, you know, famous Gleeks. And so we just talked like a lot about. Famous Gleeks throughout history. Exactly. About like my POV, like my experience watching Glee. And then obviously I was peppering them with questions.
They were peppering me with questions hosted by Tina and Artie. A lot of pepper. Yeah. Also known as Jenna and Kevin. But to me, they're Tina and Artie. And I don't know when it's coming out. I think actually soon. It was really good. I'm excited for my fellow Gleeks to hear it.
that's really exciting I'm glad they still allowed you on yeah despite despite yeah well I actually I brought up Ben and so one of the hosts one of the hosts Jenna is a toaster and so I had a feeling she might have heard what Ben had said about Artie and I like definitely was going in like feeling uncomfortable so I brought it up first because Ben was like going on and on about Artie on our Halloween episode and I'm like Ben you can't just like say stuff like that so I brought it up first just to like sort of get it out of the way and nobody seemed offended like they were they were cool phew
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Chapter 4: How did Hugh Jackman's ex-wife react to his alleged affair?
No, all of a sudden they're tax paying individuals because yeah, they were all like squatting at John B's property that his dad bought. So he bought it. But like, what about the mortgage, the taxes, the insurance? Like, I don't know. And where's John B's dad now?
I know that he was alive. Yeah. Sorry, spoiler. Yeah, then spoiler, he died. Okay, when? Did I see him die? Did you see them find the city of gold? Yes. Oh, okay. I remember. I remember now. Yeah, he like sort of sacrificed his own life for Pakistan. And warred gone. Warred gone, yeah. Because he tried to like steal in the 11th hour. Yeah, exactly. Exactly.
Now I remember, I totally forgot about all that, thank you for, now I'm oriented in the show, I know where I am.
So it's just, the theme of the show is genuine silliness, and you really need to suspend so much disbelief, and like we were talking about when we were talking about acting, I'm a person who is so firmly planted in reality, like I had a really hard time. And then like the moral compass of the show sort of gets off kilter where they're all like actual criminals now. Like they stole someone's boat.
What's that guy's story? Yeah, no. And they're not just like they're not. They used to be they would break the law like for the sake of something. And now they're just doing it like for fun. And I actually can't. Understood. Well, I might still watch. We shall see. Just like prepare yourself for the silliness. Oh, I will. Yeah. I will. It's Riverdale. It's seriously Riverdale by the sea.
It's Riverdale by... I love that. Riverdale by the sea. So, yeah. Anything else new with you, Latour, since we don't talk anymore?
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Chapter 5: What did Sydney Sweeney say about Hollywood's women empowerment?
Now that we don't talk, what's new with me? You know, I tried a pop-up bagel yesterday. I've had one before. And it's very rare that, like,
these hype things like there's a lot of food foodie stuff whether it's restaurants or companies that get like so much hype on social media and I never end up trying them because like most of the time it's not anything that would entice me but Ben got a delivery yesterday they had like a collab and I had one of the bagels who were they collabing Ben's like favorite what is that peak pickle to Gaio
You know that stuff Ben loves? They made like a cream cheese with them. So Ben got it and tried it. And there was like 15, of course Ben got like 20 bagels. And oh my God, they're literally amazing. Like, I know you're gonna say like, how can a bagel be like, what's different? It's a bagel. No, it's not. It was so fucking good.
The presentation is really good and really fun. They popped up down here like a few months ago and Zach like came home with the whole smorgasbord and it was really, it was a good fun thing. And I actually realized I had a pop-up bagel this weekend. Because the restaurant I was dining at serves pop-up bagels.
They're good. I feel like I'm always clowning on things everybody likes. And this is something that everybody likes for good reason. It's really good. But it's also, it is hard to do a bad bagel. Actually, I don't agree. You could have a bad bagel if you're not trying. Some places have stinky bagels. But it's a delicious thing. It's not a controversial item. I have a hot take.
Who has bad bagels? And they actually need to do better like as a brand. Starbucks. Do not get a bagel at Starbucks.
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Chapter 6: What PDA moment happened between Mod Sun and Brittany Wisniewski?
I mean, I have like many times and it's never good. That's crazy. And you live in New York City. Oh, no, no. At like an airport. I never like go instead of like a bagel. No, no. But I've got like Starbucks New York location shouldn't even have bagels on the menu.
Or they should source local bagels, something. It's disgraceful. They're so bad. They're like what you get in a Delta Sky Lounge. Honestly, same for Dunkin'. Not good bagels.
And these are like breakfast places. These are chains of breakfast. And so they should be putting a little bit more of their Starbussy into their bagel selection. They should do a collab with perhaps Pop-Up or one of those bagels. They should put their Starbussy into a lot of their items, like most of them. Yeah, yeah. Maybe start with their coffee.
Except what I'm criticizing Starbucks, which I often do, just know I'm not talking about their sourdough grilled cheese. That's a good item. And I think it's really important to have people in your life who are constantly teaching you new things, like friends that you can learn from. And for me, like one of the greatest things Brian Kelly ever did for me was actually I was in this studio.
We were driving to the Hamptons. He picked me up after the toast. He's like, oh, I got you Starbucks. I got picked up a grilled cheese. And I'm like, wait, they have grilled cheese at Starbucks. I had never heard. When I tell you it was the most delicious thing, and I get them all the time because Ben goes to Starbucks every morning, and sometimes I'm like, yeah, I'm being fat.
I'm like, grab me one of those grilled cheeses. Throw it in. It's huge. It's oily. It's cheesy. Like, you know it's 10,000 calories. It is absolutely divine. Not enough people know about it. It's kind of like a secret menu item. Oh, secret project. Check it out next time you go. I know you don't go to Starbucks, but the next time you do, check it out.
I don't. My husband goes all the time. I like their egg bites. I'll say that. They're a little needlessly oily, but they're good. Are your kids obsessed with cake pops yet? Like I know that's like a part of like modern children's. I mean, if I gave them one, they'd be obsessed, but they don't know what that is.
Yeah. You'll be making them at home in no time. Oh, how cute. Yeah. Oh, I have to say something and I don't mean to embarrass my husband, but the absolute craziest thing happened last night.
what so at like four ish we were deciding on dinner and we're like you know let's like have like a good dinner like let's really treat ourselves so we went to the kosher grocer and he got like two huge ribeyes and cooking for cooking he cooked up this feast i'm like sitting on the couch and he's making me dinner and it's just like a great night you know and the house smells good the smoke alarm's going off like it's good and we sit down and whenever we make steak ben puts the steak on cutting boards and cuts it up and then we just like eat straight off the cutting board so
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