Celebrity Halloween Costumes 2024 (23:53)Exes Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk reunite for Halloween trick-or-treating with daughter Lea in NYC (Page Six) (35:42)'Gossip Girl' alum Ed Westwick's new wife is pregnant with their first baby (Page Six) (39:58)Game of Thrones Movie Is Coming (E! Online) (43:25)Why Martha Stewart Is Slamming Her Documentary (E! Online) (1:02:17)Martha Recap (50:47)Queenie and Weenie of The Week (1:08:47)The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) Lean InThe Camper and The Counselor by Jackie OshryMerchThe Toast PatreonGirl With No Job by Claudia OshrySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chapter 1: What are the highlights from Toast-a-ween?
Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to The Toast and happy Friday after such a successful Toast-a-ween. Like, it's giving. We deserve this.
We earned it. But it's just so weird to have Toast-a-ween like in the middle of the week and then to have another episode. I'm really feeling like for a number of reasons Halloween should fall on a Friday. I know that it's like about the date and not the day. But a Friday Halloween is pargy on so many levels.
I mean, of course, it's a holiday. And, like, why would we be doing anything else, like, working?
And we could just, like, enjoy Halloween vibes for three days and then call it a day as opposed to, like, this eight-day weirdness.
Well, I had, like, kind of a terrible Halloween yesterday after Toastoween, which we'll get into, which was so fabulous. I did not get a singular holiday.
singular trick-or-treater. That is really crazy. I had the opposite experience. I actually wasn't home for the trick-or-treaters. We are the sort of house that just leaves a bowl by the door. Help yourselves in a spritz bucket. Oh, of course, in a spritz bucket. Of course. Gotta teach the youth. Gotta teach youth. Maybe they'll say, what's this spritz?
Do a little, hopefully, you know, 21 plus. Did you get any, like, kids stealing candy? Do you have, like, a camera or something where you could see?
I watched my camera footage. Everyone, like, was super respectful. They took a respectful amount. But also, like, again, no one, like, came and pillaged, which was nice.
I mean, in this day and age when everybody has, like, a camera or a ring camera, to be a pillager, like, you have to be dumb as hell.
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Chapter 2: How did celebrities celebrate Halloween 2024?
Yeah. But at least I'm being Barbie and Ken. It's not like they had to do like a million, like makeup, sit in here and make up for six hours. That's why the albino alligator to me is the worst offense. She didn't go anywhere. She just took a picture. I can't even imagine how many hours were spent on this.
No, and then when you see what Kylie actually dressed up as like for fun with her sister on Halloween, it was so cute. That video they made, they were like Isabella and Lizzie from the Lizzie McGuire movie, purple and green matching. Like it's a classic millennial. It reminds us like they're just girls like us. Like they made this cute little singing video.
Like that, why can't that just be enough?
Yeah, I also saw Kendall and Hailey Bieber were Simple Life poster. I don't know if they went anywhere, but that is like a fun costume that you can move in and they maybe did something with it. I hope that they did as opposed to just like sit at home and take content.
I don't know what the right word is for what celebrities do with all these photo shoots. It's like so overindulgent and it's so like gluttonous, if that's the right word.
Yes, but it's also just a good old-fashioned waste of time. Waste and money. Time is the most precious thing we have. We have. It's so beautiful. How many jobs does Kim Kardashian have? And she's always telling us that she doesn't have enough time, but you have time for six-hour alligator albino?
Just for a photo on your Instagram, not even like in vogue. That's why we need to use our power.
zero likes I agree and like seeing all that like I was saying I saw all these pictures of Irina Shayk and Anne Hathaway like they were dressed up as like she was like a tomb raider it was like for their kids it was so sweet like it just was built back to basics I'm like that's nice yeah I have a list of celebrity Halloween costumes we'll let you know who was like just her photo shoot who went out but I actually think one of my favorite Halloween costumes I don't know if she went anywhere but she looked mobile was Elsa Hosk as Princess Diana
agreed I feel like she didn't go anywhere I feel like she just took a picture but yeah she's wrong for that she like I don't know why no one's great why has really maybe someone's done this before but not in a no I feel like when they do princess Diana they do like the biker shorts and crew neck look She nailed it. She did. She did the revenge dress, like the black off the shoulder dress.
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Chapter 3: What was the significance of Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk's reunion?
Seriously, because that one photo shoot at Wimbledon.
No, but like there was so much weird stuff. Like even with the Lady Gaga thing.
star is born moment like she was always like on the fringe like yep i think she honestly did her dirty if i was her i would hate him too yeah i think so even when they were together it didn't look like the happiest couple and now that they've like separated and they have a child between them like seriously i fucking hate you yeah it's no holds barred gloves are off like you suck
Yeah.
Yeah. Well, nice that they made it work for the kid. Yeah. Well, our next story, number three, is some other exciting child news because it's pregnancy news. Gossip Girls alums as Westwick's new wife is pregnant, Amy Jackson, and not to be like, you know. One of those. I know, but was she pregnant at the wedding? Yes. That's nice. Right?
Because you wouldn't announce a pregnancy, like, right when it happens, and they got married, like, a month ago?
And she appeared to have a bump, although she's so small, I think maybe you have a bump, like, day one.
Oh, and also, she has had a child before, and you do get a bump... quicker with your second or subsequent children than your first. The first takes a minute. Yeah.
Interesting. Well, this was a shock. And of course, like I also thought immediately because I'm such a wench. And I just want to say there's literally nothing wrong with being pregnant at your wedding or having a baby before.
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Chapter 4: Why is Martha Stewart criticizing her documentary?
Chapter 5: What are the latest celebrity pregnancy announcements?
And I've been trying to find time to vote all week, but I haven't had a moment. And now it's like getting away from me. So I think today is the day. So I don't have a plan. And I think that's like my first mistake, of course. And that's what the influencers have been saying. I barely even knew where my, I thought my voting place was one place.
You know, I've been talking about this big government building, but apparently it's the library. So like, this is, you guys, I'm without a plan. And I feel like you're always at your local live. I love my library. I do. You should, like, take a trip. I think I might break my tripod and, like, make just, like, separate, like, content for the redheads, you know?
By the way, they take it really seriously in polling places, any sort of, like, filming or videoing.
No, no, separate from, I wouldn't be filming myself voting, like, no. I'd be, like, going into the stacks and making content for the redheads. Okay, I'm just saying, like, be careful wheeling that thing in and around your polling place.
Chapter 6: What are the details of the upcoming Game of Thrones movie?
I feel like that is a felony.
It's not a felony because then also you have to be able to record in government buildings. Remember, we learned that at the library this summer about the librarian who wasn't letting someone record.
You cannot record at a polling place. I whipped my phone out. Maybe I was trying to take a picture of Ben because he was being so slow. I literally got yelled at. You cannot even whip out your phone in a polling place. It's like a casino. Are you sure? Positive.
Don't you see videos of people acting out?
Filming undercover. Filming undercover. Filming undercover.
Okay. Okay. Like, seriously, keep that tripod in your trunk. I just want to let you know, I have no interest in filming at my polling place.
It sounds like you are really interested, actually.
No, I'm not. It's a really big building. I'll be in a separate wing, okay?
It sounds like you're literally dying to film.
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Chapter 7: What trends are emerging in celebrity Halloween costumes?
Like that, why can't that just be enough?
Yeah, I also saw Kendall and Hailey Bieber were Simple Life poster. I don't know if they went anywhere, but that is like a fun costume that you can move in and they maybe did something with it. I hope that they did as opposed to just like sit at home and take content.
I don't know what the right word is for what celebrities do with all these photo shoots. It's like so overindulgent and it's so like gluttonous, if that's the right word.
Yes, but it's also just a good old-fashioned waste of time. Waste and money. Time is the most precious thing we have. We have. It's so beautiful. How many jobs does Kim Kardashian have? And she's always telling us that she doesn't have enough time, but you have time for six-hour alligator albino?
Just for a photo on your Instagram, not even like in vogue. That's why we need to use our power.
zero likes I agree and like seeing all that like I was saying I saw all these pictures of Irina Shayk and Anne Hathaway like they were dressed up as like she was like a tomb raider it was like for their kids it was so sweet like it just was built back to basics I'm like that's nice yeah I have a list of celebrity Halloween costumes we'll let you know who was like just her photo shoot who went out but I actually think one of my favorite Halloween costumes I don't know if she went anywhere but she looked mobile was Elsa Hosk as Princess Diana
agreed I feel like she didn't go anywhere I feel like she just took a picture but yeah she's wrong for that she like I don't know why no one's great why has really maybe someone's done this before but not in a no I feel like when they do princess Diana they do like the biker shorts and crew neck look She nailed it. She did. She did the revenge dress, like the black off the shoulder dress.
She looked great. Yeah, she really did. So then we also have Jennifer Garner as Jenna Rink. What do you think about that? The self-reference? I don't mind it.
And like she did it for a TikTok. At least she like gave us something. It wasn't just like a dumb photo. She like recreated that iconic scene where she's getting ready for, I'm going to a party in a limo. Yeah. And like it was really cute. Yeah that is really cute.
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