The Toast
Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024
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Celebrity Halloween Costumes 2024 (23:53)Exes Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk reunite for Halloween trick-or-treating with daughter Lea in NYC (Page Six) (35:42)'Gossip Girl' alum Ed Westwick's new wife is pregnant with their first baby (Page Six) (39:58)Game of Thrones Movie Is Coming (E! Online) (43:25)Why Martha Stewart Is Slamming Her Documentary (E! Online) (1:02:17)Martha Recap (50:47)Queenie and Weenie of The Week (1:08:47)The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) Lean InThe Camper and The Counselor by Jackie OshryMerchThe Toast PatreonGirl With No Job by Claudia OshrySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chapter 1: What are the highlights from Toast-a-ween?
Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to The Toast and happy Friday after such a successful Toast-a-ween. Like, it's giving. We deserve this.
We earned it. But it's just so weird to have Toast-a-ween like in the middle of the week and then to have another episode. I'm really feeling like for a number of reasons Halloween should fall on a Friday. I know that it's like about the date and not the day. But a Friday Halloween is pargy on so many levels.
I mean, of course, it's a holiday. And, like, why would we be doing anything else, like, working? And we could just, like, enjoy Halloween vibes for three days and then call it a day as opposed to, like, this eight-day weirdness. Well, I had, like, kind of a terrible Halloween yesterday after Toastoween, which we'll get into, which was so fabulous. I did not get a singular holiday.
singular trick-or-treater. That is really crazy. I had the opposite experience. I actually wasn't home for the trick-or-treaters. We are the sort of house that just leaves a bowl by the door. Help yourselves in a spritz bucket. Oh, of course, in a spritz bucket. Of course. Gotta teach the youth. Gotta teach youth. Maybe they'll say, what's this spritz?
Do a little, hopefully, you know, 21 plus. Did you get any, like, kids stealing candy? Do you have, like, a camera or something where you could see? I watched my camera footage. Everyone, like, was super respectful. They took a respectful amount. But also, like, again, no one, like, came and pillaged, which was nice.
I mean, in this day and age when everybody has, like, a camera or a ring camera, to be a pillager, like, you have to be dumb as hell. Yeah, it's really true. And I was like, you know, being mindful of that myself at other people's homes because we had a good mix of neighbors out and about like excited about Halloween. We had some buckets. We really pounded the pavement.
We went we went hard. I mean, I got a lot of candy to the candy that I bought for the kids that never came. So I just ate it all myself works. Yeah, I mean, candy's candy no matter where it comes from, but it's a fun part of adulthood to open the door and see the kids with the smiles on their face. Nothing.
That is so crazy. That also means that one day your building is not going to be trick-or-treating friendly for your family. I know. Well, now I saw so many videos. There are a couple of blocks in the city that are famous for having basically Halloween block parties where
the people on the block like pay themselves to like throw big parties it's mostly um streets that are like lined with brownstones and townhouses as opposed to like tall skyscraper buildings and they decorate their porches and the stairs and they literally get out to one they put out speakers like I saw all apparently like it was celebrity um filled in the west village like Andy Cohen that crew I saw uh Adriana what's her name
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Chapter 2: How did celebrities celebrate Halloween 2024?
Yeah. But at least I'm being Barbie and Ken. It's not like they had to do like a million, like makeup, sit in here and make up for six hours. That's why the albino alligator to me is the worst offense. She didn't go anywhere. She just took a picture. I can't even imagine how many hours were spent on this.
No, and then when you see what Kylie actually dressed up as like for fun with her sister on Halloween, it was so cute. That video they made, they were like Isabella and Lizzie from the Lizzie McGuire movie, purple and green matching. Like it's a classic millennial. It reminds us like they're just girls like us. Like they made this cute little singing video.
Like that, why can't that just be enough? Yeah, I also saw Kendall and Hailey Bieber were Simple Life poster. I don't know if they went anywhere, but that is like a fun costume that you can move in and they maybe did something with it. I hope that they did as opposed to just like sit at home and take content.
I don't know what the right word is for what celebrities do with all these photo shoots. It's like so overindulgent and it's so like gluttonous, if that's the right word.
Yes, but it's also just a good old-fashioned waste of time. Waste and money. Time is the most precious thing we have. We have. It's so beautiful. How many jobs does Kim Kardashian have? And she's always telling us that she doesn't have enough time, but you have time for six-hour alligator albino? Just for a photo on your Instagram, not even like in vogue. That's why we need to use our power.
zero likes I agree and like seeing all that like I was saying I saw all these pictures of Irina Shayk and Anne Hathaway like they were dressed up as like she was like a tomb raider it was like for their kids it was so sweet like it just was built back to basics I'm like that's nice yeah I have a list of celebrity Halloween costumes we'll let you know who was like just her photo shoot who went out but I actually think one of my favorite Halloween costumes I don't know if she went anywhere but she looked mobile was Elsa Hosk as Princess Diana
agreed I feel like she didn't go anywhere I feel like she just took a picture but yeah she's wrong for that she like I don't know why no one's great why has really maybe someone's done this before but not in a no I feel like when they do princess Diana they do like the biker shorts and crew neck look She nailed it. She did. She did the revenge dress, like the black off the shoulder dress.
She looked great. Yeah, she really did. So then we also have Jennifer Garner as Jenna Rink. What do you think about that? The self-reference? I don't mind it.
And like she did it for a TikTok. At least she like gave us something. It wasn't just like a dumb photo. She like recreated that iconic scene where she's getting ready for, I'm going to a party in a limo. Yeah. And like it was really cute. Yeah that is really cute.
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Chapter 3: What was the significance of Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk's reunion?
Seriously, because that one photo shoot at Wimbledon. No, but like there was so much weird stuff. Like even with the Lady Gaga thing.
star is born moment like she was always like on the fringe like yep i think she honestly did her dirty if i was her i would hate him too yeah i think so even when they were together it didn't look like the happiest couple and now that they've like separated and they have a child between them like seriously i fucking hate you yeah it's no holds barred gloves are off like you suck Yeah.
Yeah. Well, nice that they made it work for the kid. Yeah. Well, our next story, number three, is some other exciting child news because it's pregnancy news. Gossip Girls alums as Westwick's new wife is pregnant, Amy Jackson, and not to be like, you know. One of those. I know, but was she pregnant at the wedding? Yes. That's nice. Right?
Because you wouldn't announce a pregnancy, like, right when it happens, and they got married, like, a month ago? And she appeared to have a bump, although she's so small, I think maybe you have a bump, like, day one. Oh, and also, she has had a child before, and you do get a bump... quicker with your second or subsequent children than your first. The first takes a minute. Yeah.
Interesting. Well, this was a shock. And of course, like I also thought immediately because I'm such a wench. And I just want to say there's literally nothing wrong with being pregnant at your wedding or having a baby before. I feel like such a small town. Yeah, like conservative woman.
Was she pregnant out of wedlock? I just want to say like, there's literally nothing wrong with that. But of course I thought the same. I feel like that song of Taylor, it's like Sarah's and Hannah's in their Sunday. Yes. No, that's literally us. And that's why I had to say like, there's nothing wrong, but also then you just can't drink at your wedding. Yeah. Yeah. Not a huge loss.
It's a little bit of a bummer. Yeah. But I guess it depends what your relationship with alcohol is. But it's like if they never got married in the last few months, like I wouldn't even like they'd be pregnant. I wouldn't be like, are they married or are they not married? But like it's just because they just got married. Like just this small town Karen comes out.
Something about a wedding is like so like traditional and religious that like you do think like, you know. But no, that's fabulous. Happy for them. That's fabulous. I am happy for them. I'm happy for them. And I know that hearts are breaking everywhere. Because even when he got married, a marriage is just a marriage, right? Especially in Hollywood. A child is binding. He is binding for life.
And I just know that there are actually millions of girls out there who just think that this should be them. And it's not. And I'm sorry. And it's tough to see other people living out your dreams. Do you really think that he has millions of girls out there?
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Chapter 4: Why is Martha Stewart criticizing her documentary?
Chapter 5: What are the latest celebrity pregnancy announcements?
And I've been trying to find time to vote all week, but I haven't had a moment. And now it's like getting away from me. So I think today is the day. So I don't have a plan. And I think that's like my first mistake, of course. And that's what the influencers have been saying. I barely even knew where my, I thought my voting place was one place.
You know, I've been talking about this big government building, but apparently it's the library. So like, this is, you guys, I'm without a plan. And I feel like you're always at your local live. I love my library. I do. You should, like, take a trip. I think I might break my tripod and, like, make just, like, separate, like, content for the redheads, you know?
By the way, they take it really seriously in polling places, any sort of, like, filming or videoing. No, no, separate from, I wouldn't be filming myself voting, like, no. I'd be, like, going into the stacks and making content for the redheads. Okay, I'm just saying, like, be careful wheeling that thing in and around your polling place.
Chapter 6: What are the details of the upcoming Game of Thrones movie?
I feel like that is a felony. It's not a felony because then also you have to be able to record in government buildings. Remember, we learned that at the library this summer about the librarian who wasn't letting someone record.
You cannot record at a polling place. I whipped my phone out. Maybe I was trying to take a picture of Ben because he was being so slow. I literally got yelled at. You cannot even whip out your phone in a polling place. It's like a casino. Are you sure? Positive. Don't you see videos of people acting out? Filming undercover. Filming undercover. Filming undercover.
Okay. Okay. Like, seriously, keep that tripod in your trunk. I just want to let you know, I have no interest in filming at my polling place. It sounds like you are really interested, actually. No, I'm not. It's a really big building. I'll be in a separate wing, okay? It sounds like you're literally dying to film.
Yeah, because that's the sort of content everybody wants, is more election content from influencers. Let's take a look at the week at a glance. You know, it's Friday. Let's just sort of like unwind. What would you say was like the best part of your week? Besides Chostaween, obviously.
Um, is there like something that you want me to say? No, I'm just trying to have a talk with my sister on our podcast. I know, but like, it's just like kind of random. Why? I'm just sort of taking a conclusive approach to this episode.
I would have to like go through my camera roll and think back on the week. I don't have a grasp of the week in my mind at the moment. Oh, I have something really exciting going on, like in my personal life. Do you mean personal or professional? Yeah, a bit. You guys will find out later today. I haven't even told you I've been so coy. What the hell's going on? Should I tell you?
Yeah, tell all of us. I'll tell all of you because I'm finally today, like the work is being done. I'm wallpapering my bathroom. Oh, my God. You bitches are so dramatic. I can't.
Also, Margo and Olivia on their Instagram stories yesterday being like, huge thing happening to us tomorrow. Just roll with it. Like, huge thing happening tomorrow. People think there's like a big family announcement coming today.
And there isn't. There isn't. No, but I didn't want to like say my bathroom's being done like earlier in the week because then you have to wait like a few days to see it. I just wanted to do it all at once so that like it was instant gratification.
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Chapter 7: What trends are emerging in celebrity Halloween costumes?
Like that, why can't that just be enough? Yeah, I also saw Kendall and Hailey Bieber were Simple Life poster. I don't know if they went anywhere, but that is like a fun costume that you can move in and they maybe did something with it. I hope that they did as opposed to just like sit at home and take content.
I don't know what the right word is for what celebrities do with all these photo shoots. It's like so overindulgent and it's so like gluttonous, if that's the right word.
Yes, but it's also just a good old-fashioned waste of time. Waste and money. Time is the most precious thing we have. We have. It's so beautiful. How many jobs does Kim Kardashian have? And she's always telling us that she doesn't have enough time, but you have time for six-hour alligator albino? Just for a photo on your Instagram, not even like in vogue. That's why we need to use our power.
zero likes I agree and like seeing all that like I was saying I saw all these pictures of Irina Shayk and Anne Hathaway like they were dressed up as like she was like a tomb raider it was like for their kids it was so sweet like it just was built back to basics I'm like that's nice yeah I have a list of celebrity Halloween costumes we'll let you know who was like just her photo shoot who went out but I actually think one of my favorite Halloween costumes I don't know if she went anywhere but she looked mobile was Elsa Hosk as Princess Diana
agreed I feel like she didn't go anywhere I feel like she just took a picture but yeah she's wrong for that she like I don't know why no one's great why has really maybe someone's done this before but not in a no I feel like when they do princess Diana they do like the biker shorts and crew neck look She nailed it. She did. She did the revenge dress, like the black off the shoulder dress.
She looked great. Yeah, she really did. So then we also have Jennifer Garner as Jenna Rink. What do you think about that? The self-reference? I don't mind it.
And like she did it for a TikTok. At least she like gave us something. It wasn't just like a dumb photo. She like recreated that iconic scene where she's getting ready for, I'm going to a party in a limo. Yeah. And like it was really cute. Yeah that is really cute.
I love someone who loves like an iconic role of theirs that like means so much to a generation they don't like ignore it and act like they hated that role like she knows how much it means to people and she's always feeding us not in a way that's annoying and like too much so you know what I like it. Then Sabrina got dressed up for her show she did a Playboy bunny and she did Tinkerbell.
And then you're talking about Carpenter right? Is there another one? Well, because then she did a lot of costumes because I saw two TikToks. She was Sandy from Grease, which is so her. I think the whole show she kept changing into costumes. And then she this one didn't look this looked like what she wore to like hang out with her friends because her friend was Miss Ungermeyer.
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