Kim Kardashian taps Kourtney for join Skims x Dolce & Gabbana campaign after wedding feud (Page Six) (25:30)Conan O'Brien tapped to host Oscars 2025 (Page Six) (32:02)Jenny Mollen slammed for getting on a plane with lice (Page Six) (39:58)Kim Zolciak, Chet Hanks fuel romance rumors with attending Jelly Roll concert together (Page Six) (51:36)Josh Groban to 'Go Home for the Holidays' in CBS Holiday Special with Jennifer Hudson, Tori Kelly and Other Stars (PEOPLE) (56:51)Queenie and Weenie of the Week (1:06:24)The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) Lean InThe Camper and The Counselor by Jackie OshryMerchThe Toast PatreonGirl With No Job by Claudia OshrySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chapter 1: What exciting news did Kim Kardashian share this week?
Okay, do you have Tostitos?
Okay, not like that specific brand, but I have like Big Lay's. No, but like chips and salsa. The thing with chips and salsa is like they get eaten. And we just had chili. We just had chili. So no, okay, I have Tostitos salsa, but not the chips. Okay, the chips got eaten. That's classic, because the jar's bigger than the bag. No, the jar lasts forever. Maybe that's what RFK was talking about.
I've been recently going through jars. Like I find myself without my Tostitos salsa a lot. And it puts me in a bad spot because I do know at some point I need to reevaluate Tostitos salsa.
No, no, listen, RFK will have to go through me if he wants to come for Tostitos. Like the thing is some items, no, seriously, I'll be so upset. Some items are worth it. That really is the difference. Like you know that they're not great for you, but you're like, you know what? I'm enjoying it too much. When it's like in everything, like not everything is that good.
Not everything is worth, you know, the chemicals. But I'm sorry. Don't tell me shit about fuck about Tostitos. Like I'll be so upset. I'll feel sick.
I have nothing to tell you, by the way. I'm just saying like I just know there's probably better ingredients, better salsa. Actually, I don't think that there is. Maybe it doesn't taste as good. But that's what RFK is supposed to do, is he's supposed to take the bad ingredients out of the Tostitos so we can enjoy our Tostitos guilt-free.
It won't even be good, okay? Sorry, we need to have a conversation about all the bad things in food. That's what makes it taste good, sorry. that you want to keep around. I'm not saying I want to keep around. I just think we have to be prudent. I don't know, but look at you and Goodles. Look at you and Goodles. Okay, so yeah, guys, I tried Goodles and I had it again for dinner last night.
Even though, you know, I was making it kind of, I was making it and I'm eating it. I'm like, it's good, but it tastes like a little dusty. Like, I don't know. It's just like something. And then this morning. Did you not mix the dust in properly? No, I was mixing so hard. And it like wasn't liquefying. And like I put in a little like a splash of water. I was like, come on, let's go.
I ate it and it was fine, but it was chalky, you know? And then this morning I was watching this girl on TikTok and she was making like mac and cheese for her kids. She was trying a new brand and she put in milk and I was like, oh my God, I forgot the milk. I cannot.
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Chapter 2: Who will host the Oscars 2025?
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Chapter 3: What scandal is Jenny Mollen involved in?
she did a fashion show and then they like re-released old pieces. I just don't think it had the impact that they thought it would. This should have been that. Well, by the way, it was supposed to be.
Because if you remember in the Kardashians, they talked about how they started working together and it was supposed to be at first Skims x Dolce, which is why Kim felt totally fine about not even telling Kourtney. Because it was just going to be like something for Skims. But I guess that didn't work out. Like they didn't have like the lead time or whatever.
So he ended up doing this like half-baked whatever it was.
And I think that like kind of takes away from this and all that like momentum that Kim had with Dolce, but I love the collab idea and I love that she tapped Kourtney. I don't love the photos.
Oh yeah, no, the creative direction is like not what I would do.
It's also like- Like it's so close to like, I understand the vision, but I just feel like it didn't like come out great.
And do you feel that like that aesthetic, La Dolce Vita, like, you know, leopardy type of Italian big hair, it's like a little done for Kim. Like she had like a years long where that was like her whole shtick and she doesn't dress like that anymore. So it actually doesn't even feel authentic.
That's why this feels late. Yeah. Whereas if it happened a year ago or two years ago, it would have been just like so timely and so perfect. However, luckily for Kim, like that style is timeless. It's just like a feminine glamorous look. It's not like she's doing her like spaceship look that is very, very trendy. So everyone will always want to dress like this.
It's just a feminine, beautiful way to look and it's accentuates your curves and it's great. But yes, it's not congruous with the way that Kim's dressing right now. And it does feel a little played out because she spent so much time and energy on that years ago.
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Chapter 4: What romance rumors are surrounding Kim Zolciak and Chet Hanks?
How do you even tell them all apart? Like to me, they're just one lump. of unfunniness. Like I don't have different, except for James Corden. James Corden, I can differentiate. The rest of them are all lumped together. I don't know.
I think Jimmy Fallon is really, um, he's kind of like an America's sweetheart type of vibe. Like everybody, I would say he's the most successful one for sure. I would say that all the celebrities seem to really like him. So like he gets the best guests.
1,000%.
No, no. That is what you sound like. I just feel like it was important for me whenever we clowned on late night. I'm really not talking about Jimmy Fallon. Or Conan? Yeah, but I don't think Conan is in this group of people. He's not. So who would you say is similar to Conan that's alive? Oh, that's a really good question. Like, nobody. And that's why he's so different.
And I feel like I don't even get or know the full Conan lore, but I know that there is lore there.
Well, you know what? I'll probably turn on the beginning of the Oscars. I think you'll like him. I think he doesn't give a fuck.
Well, I do like that. Very Ricky Gervais-ish. I do like that. Nobody is as brave as Ricky Gervais. But I think Conan, at one point in his career, maybe cared about playing the game. But I don't think he cares anymore. His podcast is immensely popular. That's the power of podcasting. It's true. You don't have to act out. You can act out. Joan would have loved podcasting. Oh, my God.
Joan would have had the most successful podcast. And she was actually really ahead of her time. She had a web show, like, long before that was even a thing, In Bed With Joan. And if you actually go back, she had amazing guests. Like, RuPaul was on. She actually had Theo Vaughn on before he was, like, major. Sarah Silverman.
But if what happened to Joan happened in modern times where she was, like, blackballed from the industry, she would have taken to podcasting. Yep. And she would have been the world's greatest podcaster.
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Chapter 5: What special holiday show is Josh Groban starring in?
And then on Jeopardy, I saw a commercial for another movie and it was like big red or something. I was like, damn, Matt Damon was facts, speaking facts. Yeah, yeah.
Anyways, Oscars will be on March 2nd, 2025. So that's in a long time. I can wait. Like, I'll be okay. Are you ready for our next story? Which is like kind of a crazy controversy. Oh my God, who's in hot water? Jenny Mullen is getting slammed for getting on a plane with lice. Oh, interesting. I saw Jenny Mullen the other day. Well, hopefully she didn't have lice when you saw her.
Fans are slamming Jenny Mullen for getting on a five-hour flight with lice. The actress revealed she had lice in her hair during a video shared to Instagram recently. She said, I can't even deal. This is insane. I've never had lice in my life. I don't know what to do.
I guess, by the way. So it's important that people know, like while we give our take on this story, Jackie and I are experts in lice. There was like a five year period where every single summer we came home from camp with lice. We treated it the day we came home for two weeks after, like we know everything there is to know about lice.
So we are actually experts on the matter. She said, I've been itching for two weeks, so they've been living on me for two weeks. I hope not when you saw her. Anyway, her solution was to wrap a clear plastic bag around her head for the trip, but followers in her comments were appalled that she would put others at risk by catching a flight with untreated lice. Wow, are you kidding me?
You got on a plane with lice? And so on and so forth.
You know what? I'm like, I'm really never one to side with the backlash. Like, I think if you're giving backlash, like, seriously, get a job. Having said that, like... I fear that they do make a good point. Especially because this is like a public transportation. Like someone else will sit in that seat. Lice can live in the fibers.
Maybe not of like leather plane chairs, but like coach bus chairs that are like fuzzy. So maybe the chairs in the airport. They can live for like 24 hours in certain fibers. So...
Like, here's the thing. I think people travel with lice knowingly and unknowingly all the time because you got lice, but you got plans. You got things to do. I think, like, really her posting about this and sharing this, like, was a huge mistake. You do not need to share everything that is going on in your life.
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Chapter 6: What are the Queenie and Weenie of the Week?
They met on the set of one of those all-star reality shows called MTV's Surreal Life, Villa of Secrets. And I really love those shows because I do feel like a handful of people really meet the right person for them there.
I agree. We get a couple of really strong couples. Even the ones that don't work out, Pauly D and Aubrey O'Day. That was a good one, even though she said that it was one of the worst relationships she's ever been in. At the time, I enjoyed it.
Yeah, of course, Blake Hortsman and Giannina. Did they meet on one of those shows or just like through Instagram? Okay. They met on one of those shows. Yeah, every now and then there's like a really good crossover. That was like when Ronnie Magro was dating Malika. So that was the same show as Pauly.
Famously in Love.
Famously in Love, yeah. That was a good show on E. Why did they cancel that? I don't know. Probably because I liked it.
Once again, Jackie's at fault.
And it's funny that I would watch Famously in Love, but not any of these other shows. Yeah. Something about E, they have a way with us.
They definitely have like a chokehold on like millennial women.
Like we can't quit them. I really liked that show. I should watch some of these other, but I was also more so in my reality TV era. So I knew everyone going on the show. Now I think I wouldn't know so many of the people.
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