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Chapter 1: What exciting news did Claudia share about her pregnancy?
And it was a collab post, so it was a wee. It was a wee. We finally told people, you guys, seriously, nobody knows how hard this has been for me.
Like, I... I think those who know you, and that's literally everyone who listens to the show knows you inside and out, like, knows that this was probably... so hard for you on so many levels.
It's the hardest secret I'd ever had to keep. And seriously, when you and Olivia had both gotten pregnant, there's something special about the first time. Every time is special, of course, but the first time really hits different. And you had told me, I remember struggling so much. I actually got drunk and told a couple of people. I didn't even keep the secret well.
I just told people that I could trust. Now with my own secret, I can't get drunk. So I really like was not telling people, oh my God, I don't think I actually knew how much of a burden it was on me until I let it go last night. Like I was in the tub after and Ben, when I got out, Ben was like, you were singing so loud in the tub. And like, I haven't been singing.
Like obviously on the toast I have, cause I had to pretend. And oh, remember when I said I could never be an actor? Lies, I'm an amazing actress. I could totally do it. I don't think I realized what weight this was carrying on me. Not only one, I'm a joyous person. I like to chat and share positive news. That. Also, I don't keep information to myself that well. It's not one of my skills.
And three, I talk for a living. And there's so much going on in your life when this new thing happens. And to just sit here, and that's why we've been talking about food so much. What the hell else is there to talk about? Oh my God, if I didn't tell you guys one second sooner than I already did, I was seriously going to explode.
No, that's the hardest part. The first trimester is so isolating, whether or not you do a podcast because you're like going through all this stuff and you can't talk about it. And so I feel like. That's the reason you want to share most publicly soonest is like to talk about what's going on with you.
Not only that, the isolating part is so real. And I don't, I know, and in Judaism, we're very superstitious. So like, if you're like, you know, following all the rules of Judaism, you're like nine months pregnant pretending like you're not. And everybody around you just acts like, oh, how you feel? Like no one's really, I couldn't do that. And I...
like obviously immediately told like my immediate family and Ben's immediate family and like obviously having you guys has been such a such an outlet for me I can't but I also just had to tell my friend Margo Fish like pretty early um and I trust her implicitly so like it wasn't about that I just like needed someone to talk to in such a real way and I'm so glad that I did like I didn't need to tell a million people but like I needed an outlet I needed a friend and that's like the person I talked to the most outside of my family so like I felt really good about that um
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Chapter 2: How did Claudia cope with keeping her pregnancy a secret?
Like, yes, maybe the third trimester is, like, even more enduring physically, but, like, you're showing, and it's beautiful, and everyone knows around you. Like, even strangers know, like – Take heat.
Literally, last weekend, me and Ben went for a walk. We went to a diner. And at the end of the walk, if I don't eat, I'm really not OK. In home goods the other day, I seriously almost threw up. But I was so, and of course they didn't have a table. They were like five minutes. So there's a chair. I take the chair. I'm like trying, just breathing, like trying not to pass away on this chair.
And this like 900 year old man comes. And I know everyone's looking at me like, get up for the man. No, man, get up for me. Like I was, if I had stood up in that time, I would have completely fainted. And I felt so guilty. That's the hard part about not showing. But the thing I wanted to say about my body, which I literally my whole life have hated, like still hate.
The one positive thing I will say is, is that I've always hated my stomach. It has just been the bane of my existence, like looking in the mirror, hate, hate, hate. And I still look in the mirror and hate. But there is also a part of me that looks at it lovingly now. There's like a child in there. I sometimes wake up and my hand is on my fupa.
And before it used to be on my fupa, I would be imagining a chainsaw cutting it off. Now it's there, like very, you know, rubbing.
And it's like pillowy for the baby. It's a little cushion.
I hate my fupa a little bit less.
That's beautiful.
Thank you. Well. We'll do like a full breakdown. So if you are a Patreon member, the vlog dropped last night. That I started when I found out I was pregnant. And it takes you through the first. So much. Such a fun watch.
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Chapter 3: What challenges did Claudia face during her first trimester?
I don't know why. When I saw he was in it, I was like, oh, this show is not going to be good.
Also, I feel that way about Demi Moore. Like I feel like the Taylor Sheridan world, it's like he finds people and like new up and coming. And they're like, I don't want people that have been around like doing this. If I know your name. Yeah.
The thing is, I don't even know a single character.
Except I'll allow Billy Bob Thornton because he's the land man.
Agreed. Agreed 1,000%. But when it comes to the Yellowstone characters, I do not know a single, besides for Rip, a single one of their first and last names in real life.
And also Michelle Randolph is in Land Man. Taylor Sheridan likes her. Yeah, I like her. She's great. I like her too, obviously.
I mean, what's not to like?
So that's a big draw for me, but I could just see myself watching for her and then being annoyed that she's not in every scene.
I don't know. Also like Taylor Sheridan is pissing me off.
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Chapter 4: How did Claudia's partner, Ben, support her during pregnancy?
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Like, how could we address something so rudimentary? We just needed to address the twins in the room. Are the twins in the room with us? Right here. Oh, I'm not having twins. Sad. You guys know that that was definitely like something I was like potentially looking forward to.
Although I am on a side of TikTok where like girls are talking about how they found out that there was a second baby at like 25 weeks. So like there's still hope for me. And that would explain like why I'm rapidly gaining weight. But...
You never know. It's not completely off the table, but it's not currently on. Our next story is some fun celeb hookup news because Kristen Cavallari is sharing that she hooked up with Jason Statham and Morgan Wallen, her friend claims. So Kristen and Justin put out a video. You have to watch. They did that trend of like suspect is blah, blah, blah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We need to do that.
Claudia, they fucking roasted each other. It was so funny and so honest. And in that video, we learned that she has hooked up with Morgan Wallen and Jason Statham. Okay, I love Kristen Cavallari for this. This is what Justin Anderson said about her. Suspect let Morgan Wallen hurt her feelings and she kept going back.
And then about Jason Statham, suspect's hottest hookup that she's never told anyone about was Jason Statham is what Justin Anderson said.
I feel like there are certain people in Hollywood, and Kristen Cavallari is definitely one of them, who are really pretty, have been famous for a long time, and have definitely hooked up with a lot of celebrities. And I feel like people like that are never giving us enough information. And I guess that's how you stay hooking up with celebrities is by not being a blabbermouth.
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