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Chapter 1: What are the top five stories to know today?
It's your favorite show. The fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast.
I sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast. Happy Thursdays. Good morning. Good morning. You know, good morning got cut. Oops. It's it faded out, I'll say, because we have a theme song. If you're listening to today's episode, you've just heard our pargylicious theme song. And there wasn't really space for good morning millennials anymore.
And I personally was shoving it out the door because I like to evolve and change and grow.
I love it.
And I just felt like it was limiting us. It was holding us back from our destiny.
I still do the crunch every day just for remembrance.
You and Ben still are holding us to that crunch. And I love the crunch. And I'm not trying to get rid of the crunch. Welcome, Joey Camasta. That's the last time I'll say your name right because I just can't stop saying Joey Camaster.
Yeah, say it all the way how you like it.
And I was thinking, I say everything, like Taylor, Celine. You're the only person on earth who does that more than I do.
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Chapter 4: What exciting news is there about Zac Brown and Kendra Scott?
I still do it for, you know— I was going to say, like, if you guys are doing a live show and she needs her face done, like, you're going to do it, right?
I'm getting on duty, jumping back on duty.
Honestly, Claudia needs to learn to do my makeup for those shows.
I know.
Or vice versa.
Yeah, it's hard. It's hard. But yeah, I'll do anything for her all the time. But yeah, we have our podcast. It's happening with Snooki and Joey. Every Friday, we're finding podcasts to be found.
It's such a good podcast. You guys have been doing it for so long. It's over 10 years. It's crazy.
We were the original crew when, like, the girls next door were doing podcasting.
Seriously. And I also had KFC on this week from Marshall, who's also been like we're in. I know we're all like I'm in podcasting for eight years, but let's just call it 10. Like we're the decade long podcasting club. Like we've been here for a while.
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Chapter 5: What does the return of 'Mamma Mia!' to Broadway mean?
Let's do that.
This is like the toast I feel like is like the SNL of the podcasting world. So you know how there's lifers like, you know, like Jon Hamm has hosted SNL how many times? You're a lifer. I feel like I'm a lifer because this is probably my fifth or sixth time co-hosting.
Yeah. And you're a fan favorite, like most requested, TRL, like everybody's going to be.
I'm at the JT at the Justin Timberlakes of the podcast.
It's true. And you're also a professional, which makes my job easy because you're a great podcaster, hence the 10 years in the biz.
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Chapter 6: Who are the stars of 'The Real Housewives of London'?
Tenure. Is that what that means? Tenure? Does it mean over 10 years?
Like, actually, no, but it should.
That's what it always sounds like. So I thought it had to be 10, but then, like, I could be tenured working as a lunch lady for eight years.
Yeah, no, but then there are some professors I think that get tenured early, and that's a bit of a scandal. And then there are some professors working 20 years who aren't tenured.
That's like, that's also like, I guess I have word association, if that's a real thing, but that same thing, like the Alzheimer's, I was thinking it means old timer syndrome. Like it was like, you know, something that like an old timer gets.
Yeah. No, no, it's not so far fetched for both Alzheimer's and tenure.
I think if it sounds the same, it should have the same meaning.
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Chapter 7: What happened in the latest season of 'Summer House'?
Let's just ask ChatGPT, like what does qualify someone to get tenure? I just like, now I'm curious.
I'm curious if we have to like audition for it. Are we tenured artists?
I think I'm tenured at the Toast.
My watch's on backwards.
Which means I'm due for a sabbatical. That's what it means.
Yeah, well, you get—another thing, you're probably going to—when did you go on pregnancy leave?
Not for a while. Like, I'll be here for a while, but we are taking a bit of a sabbatical this summer.
Oh, good.
And so we're just working less, which I'm very excited about. Oh, it's a permanent academic appointment that protects faculty from being dismissed without cause.
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