People Have Been Left Absolutely Baffled By This Bizarrely Emotional Exchange Between Cynthia Erivo And A Reporter (Buzzfeed) (22:19)Jussie Smollett's Conviction Overturned in Alleged Hate Crime Hoax (Variety) (30:54)Cara Delevingne took Taylor Swift on a 'wild ride' while living together after 'really horrible breakup' (Page Six) (36:42)Jason Kelce to host late-night talk show for ESPN (Page Six) (40:14)Molly-Mae Hague Gets Prime Video Docuseries Following Tommy Fury Breakup (Variety) (49:34)Queenie and Weenie of The Week (52:57)The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) Lean InThe Camper and The Counselor by Jackie OshryMerchThe Toast PatreonGirl With No Job by Claudia OshrySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chapter 1: What emotional exchange happened between Cynthia Erivo and a reporter?
Good morning, millennials.
Welcome back to The Toast and happy Friday. I could sing, but I won't because I value my business. What do you mean? Our business is singing. It's Friday.
Oh, you could sing a different song. I could, but there's really no other song worth singing on a day such as today. I feel like there are songs that would capture the moment beautifully.
I'm feeling so conflicted about this.
Celebrate good times, come on.
Let's celebrate. Now, I'm feeling conflicted because obviously you never want to be ungrateful for a Friday, right? But... But literally, I'm sleeping, and I wake up, and it's Saturday. I spent the first 20 minutes of today thinking it was Saturday. You were improperly oriented. And I actually could cry how upset I am. It's really crazy how it fucked me up.
I'm really sorry to hear that. I've been there before. I actually think I was experiencing this last week where it was a Friday and I was like, I know I'm supposed to be grateful, but I'm improperly oriented and that's not my fault. And it seems like we just need to have orientation, you know? Today is orientation because it's Friday and I do feel like we're missing...
You know, one day we're going to look back on this day and be like, we didn't even appreciate that it was Friday.
I know. I guess because like next weekend is like the longest weekend ever with Thanksgiving. And I'm so excited for it. So maybe it's like this little weekend today.
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Chapter 2: What are the details behind Jussie Smollett's conviction being overturned?
And you would think like, oh, it's the best week of the year. The following week's going to be hard because it's not the best week of the year. But then next week, We're together. It's Gizno in Hollywood, Florida. We're performing at the Hard Rock Seminole Casino Stadium, not stadium, arena. And it's going to be amazing.
You know, we haven't really bragged about it yet. And that's be annoying. But if there's like a toaster in your life, I feel like this time of year, like to get your friend like toasty, something toast related for Christmas. We actually have a lot of options. Obviously, merch is always good. But tickets to Gizno, that's a great gift if you're in the Florida area.
A Patreon gift card, you can buy someone a month of Patreon, an annual gift card of Patreon, you save 10% when you buy the annual one. Like there's a lot of toast related gifts out there, not to be like self promo, but you know, this is a business, sorry.
Chapter 3: What happened with Cara Delevingne and Taylor Swift after their breakup?
Also, if you don't live in the area, like might we suggest a girly swirly weekend to come to Gizno because the hotel- Might we. The hotel that we're performing at is so cool. And it's a guitar. It's shaped like a guitar. It's a guitar. there is a casino, restaurants, like it's Florida in December, pargylicious weather, like come on down.
I already came up with my Instagram caption for like the picture I take at Gizmo. I heard. Yeah, because I was thinking, one of my favorite Taylor lyrics like to ruminate on these days is, lost the game of chance, what are the chances? And I'm like, oh, that's actually a good caption for like a sorority who goes to Vegas. And I put it on my Instagram.
I was like, listen, I can't go to Vegas anytime soon. I'm not going to be in like partying and up at a casino anymore. So if one of you wants this caption, you can have it. And then everybody was like, turdy, jizz note was at a casino and I totally forgot. So I take it back. You can't use my caption. That's what I'm using.
Yeah. I'm going to be using, I don't know, something about the jizz.
Chapter 4: What is Jason Kelce's new talk show about?
There are so many. Something about the jizz. I think you got a little jizz on your leg. That's a good caption. I got a little jizz in my heart. Yeah, Jackie jizzed all over my heart. Right?
And we're going to jizz all over your hearts at just no holiday spectacular. It's going to be a jizz fest. If we ever do like a show with an opener or something, like more than one performer, it'll be jizz fest.
We'll just make Margo or Olivia come out and like talk for five minutes so we can call it jizz fest.
so just no holiday spectacular December 8th Hard Rock Casino get your tickets you are not going to want to miss this it's kind of like the talk of the town I'm also really excited to come stay at your house because I know you've been shopping a lot of home goods and I feel like there's new things waiting for me like different different um just like activities like I'm just excited and I know you got a cold plunge and well I was so excited about that's the big major update is that I got a cold plunge because as I told you I'm working on like my garden I'm doing like a zen garden and I've got a cold plunge from Sun Home Saunas and I'm
so excited because our husbands and you but I guess you'll be taking a break from plunging but like oh can you not I mean you probably could but like no I don't even like it when I'm not pregnant right I don't want like it's not for me Ben is obsessed our husbands are obsessed I actually like got it as a gift for my husband and for myself but I could like pretend to be selfless son homesamas like have the best
Cold plunges, they also have saunas. And so now I'm like. I would assume. Do I need a sauna?
I would assume that Sun Home Sauna also makes saunas. Yeah.
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Chapter 5: What is Molly-Mae Hague's new docuseries about?
No, they're the best in class. They actually gave me a code to share with everyone. Code is the toast for $300 off. If you want to give someone a sauna or a cold plunge this holiday season.
I feel like you reach a certain level in like your content creator career when you get a cold plunge in your house. Like it's giving the ball sticks. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chapter 6: What are the highlights from Queenie and Weenie of the Week?
I got to put like my hair.
Shannon has one.
My hair up in my claw clip.
Just do like a morning plunge. By the way, it's really a great way to start your day. I actually asked Dr. Fox about it. Like what he thinks of like the science behind it. He said personally that's not something he engages in, but he understands like, you know, the benefits. And Ben was like really trying to get him. I'm like, Ben, he's a doctor, please.
Like Ben was like, no, no, you got to try it, Dr. Fox.
No, the benefits are just like, they're so obvious, you know, like it's just an obvious good thing for your body. Like the, the natural adrenaline, all of it. So I'm really looking for, I'm kind of like maybe going to be a new person once I start like my daily plunge before the toast.
Yeah. Once she gets her garden up and running her cold plunge and her sauna set up, it is over for you bitches.
But the thing is like the cold plunge is right around the corner. We just have to like plug it in the garden. Like, okay, we're not gonna have fresh herbs for a while. Okay. It's moving slowly. That's actually really... But the plunge is here and I'm going to have it plugged in for Ben for when he comes.
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Chapter 7: What is the significance of the upcoming holiday spectacular event?
It's not very clean of you. You're not serving your family fresh herbs.
So here's the thing. It's not even about cleanliness. The store-bought herbs are fine. The issue is when I buy herbs, I don't use them and they go bad. And when I need herbs, I don't have herbs. So I do need herbs off the vine. I just do.
I have a problem with herbs. Okay. I'm glad we brought this up. Because Ben loves herbs. He is always buying. He goes to the grocery store and he puts them all in one of the plastic bags. And if I'm ever using herbs, which I'm not, so this problem doesn't happen to me a lot, how one is supposed to differentiate one herb from another when they're not in packaging or anything.
They're just all thrown in a bag. That's why if you have a little garden and you can put little signs where you put the leaves, that actually I understand because all herbs look the same. You want to tell me you know the difference between rosemary and thyme? No, you don't. Well... There's two ways to know.
One, you could smell them. I wouldn't know the difference. A smell check. Also, my grocery store has a bundle of herbs that you could buy. Or you could buy a little package. Yeah, but the package, like, that's really not fresh. Oh, you think? No, I think it's fresh. They go bad in, like, two seconds.
And then also, it's like, if you really want to preserve your herbs, like, put them in a sealed container. I get targeted with that guy. Do you ever see that guy on Instagram? He's like, here's how to store your herbs and then, like, how to take one herb, plant it in a little planter, and you could have rosemary forever. No, I've never seen him. Yeah, I'm always saving his videos.
Ask me how many times I've gone back to him.
To never return. You know what I think of when I think of the classic herbs? I wonder if you're going to guess. I feel like you're not. Something from our childhood. The classic herbs. Like when you think of Parsley, Sage, Rosemary. But now when I think of Parsley, I think of Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift.
No, one of the songs we learned to play, like Jackie and I were in piano lessons like from the day we were born, like till we were 16. Like seriously, some of the worst days of my life. And the classic song, I feel like we all learned it at first, was Scarborough Fair. Are you going to Scarborough Fair? Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme. She was a true love of mine.
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Chapter 8: What insights do they share about the Ashley Madison documentary?
savory sage jaggy savory sage rosemary and thyme mine was better parsley sage yeah throw an extra but the thing about sea shanties is that they evolve right yeah yeah they're kind of like they're written they're spoken word it changes spoken word yeah yeah do you want to know i did something crazy last night Crack? Actually crazier. Meth.
I feel like when I watch something really random on TV, that's like you never would expect me to watch. The craziest thing she could do. Seriously so crazy. You want to know what I watched last night? Porn. Kind of close. Tell me lies. No, I watched the Ashley Madison documentary.
Very close.
Have you heard about it?
I have. I've almost started it on Netflix a couple of times, but it's a tough sell to Ben. He's like, what?
No, no, no. Like, don't watch it with your husband. It would be, like, weird to do that. Give him ideas. Like, kind of. Because in the beginning, they're, like, making the case that, like, infidelity is, it's just nothing. It'll save your relationship. And then, actually, it's good for them to watch because they could see how, like, you'll regret the day you ever did. That's so funny.
I'm actually, I'm almost through with the third and final episode and I'm really enjoying it. I remember when it happened and it was a big deal, but like it was the biggest deal. And also who do you think of when you think of the Ashley Madison scandal? Like who's the person that comes to mind? Kristen Takeman. A hundred percent.
And I'm like, they keep talking about how like, oh, celebrities and powerful people. By the way, that was the craziest part. People sifting through the clients. Claudia, there are a couple other names that they shared that I didn't remember. Hit me. Snooki's husband.
Okay so I actually knew that and I was not going to share it because I love Snooki and like I think she has a good marriage and whatever like whatever they do behind closed doors is none of my business so I was going to say that but I didn't want to.
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