The Toast
A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024
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Dave Portnoy and Josh Richards Blast Zach Bryan in Diss Track (30:29)Kristin Cavallari reveals she will only date a man with a vasectomy after Mark Estes split (Page Six) (38:45)Reba McEntire Dragged For Proud Redhead Post (TMZ) (43:57)Adele Is 'Genuinely Sad' About the End of Her Las Vegas Residency (PEOPLE) (48:40) Teddi Mellencamp Speaks Out After Filing for Divorce (PEOPLE) (58:35)Dear Toasters Advice Segment (1:02:21)The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) Lean InThe Camper and The Counselor by Jackie OshryMerchThe Toast PatreonGirl With No Job by Claudia OshrySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chapter 1: What celebratory event is taking place at the start of the episode?
Good morning millennials! Welcome back to the toast and happy Wednesday a big Wednesday after the big Tuesday a big Tuesday because of obvious reasons and a big Wednesday because our girl Jacqueline Follet is celebrating her 19th birthday happy birthday Jax guys make sure to sign off in the comments wishing Jacqueline Follet a happy birthday how are you doing Jacqueline?
I'm doing good yes that's why it's a big day today because it's my birthday yeah um It's been a really nice day so far. Just like a nice birthday at home. I don't have like major crazy plans. Like I'm not going to the club, even though in the club, we all fam. You tell them, okay, Gen Z, she really is 19. Let me tell you, that's one of my favorite sounds.
Like it cracks me up and I use it a lot in my everyday life. In the club, we all fam. We all fam. It's hilarious. I can't believe you know that sound. Like you're so young.
I really enjoy it. So yes, in the club, we are all a fam. I'm just enjoying like a nice birthday at home so far. It's been like a quiet morning and then I'll just have a nice day. That's, you know, kind of birthdays as you grow up. You're just hopeful for like a peaceful, loving, joyous day.
And I think as you grow up, you hope that, of course, your best friend slash partner in crime slash business partner slash sister would sing you a happy birthday with her beautiful voice. Is that something you hope for, you think? Yes, because I think there's been a lot of fanfare for your voice.
And I'm always your number one fan. That's so true. As a nation, we've truly never been more divided. And you would never know it if you went to the comments section of our Instagram. People were just kind of fawning over my vocals. I feel like I reminded these bitches, like, yeah, I sing on the podcast, but I'm usually not giving it 100%. I'm not really trying.
And I gave the God Bless America rendition yesterday my entire pussy. And people were really receptive to that pussy. So I'm thrilled about that. So do you want to sing me Happy Birthday? Oh, yeah. Because I'll never stop you. I mean, you're like begging me to at this point. I think you have to.
Well, guys, please join me in wishing our beautiful, talented, stunning, and smart Swirly a happy birthday. Stevie Wonder's version or royalty version? No, regular. Make it soulful. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, Jacqueline Follet. Rhyme. Stunning. Happy birthday. I did too much. Sorry, let me just undo. Guys, forget.
She made it about her. You didn't hear that. She made it about her. Happy birthday to you. Me. Me.
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Chapter 2: What is the significance of November 6th for Jacqueline?
no no I'm used to it honestly as having a November 6th birthday like this always comes with the territory it's not always like the day after I feel like sometimes it's like November 2nd it has never in my conscious life I'm sure you know when I was a toddler but in my conscious life been the day after a presidential election but sometimes it's been the day of the election that happened one time I remember that I I don't know what's
I think day of the election is actually fun to have a birthday on. There's a lot of excitement. There's something really beautiful about the process, right? And we're all, everybody, no matter what side you're on, you have hope. And it's kind of beautiful. And even yesterday, we were all making our chilis. This morning, half of us are upset and half of us are cool.
The day before, the actual day is actually exciting. Yes, I would agree with that. But I feel like it's like people who have their birthday at Christmas, like you really do just get used to it. And so I am used to it. However, I didn't expect that like we would know the results today just because of like last year it took a few days. So I didn't expect like that.
I thought we would be in this like limbo and everyone would just be like, oh, well, let's just focus on Jackie's birthday. Right, right. Instead of like, let's distract ourselves from the impending results, like with the celebration of Miss Jacqueline Foley's birthday. Right, but no, the results are here. My birthday is here. We have our new president-elect as an old president.
Well, let's say, this is the weird thing, and I'm sure there's a reason for it. There's a lot of things in the country I don't understand. I'm sure you guys will comment, like, Claudia, this is why they do it. I'll be like, okay. But at this present moment, I don't know. It is really crazy that, like, you get elected and then like the old president like chills for like three more months.
Well, no, like November, December. Yeah, like three months. And it's just like, I feel like that's a bad call, you know? Cause if I was Biden and Biden didn't run, so it's different. But like, let's say Biden ran and lost. Like you're like low key mad. Like if I would be mad, like, you know? I just feel like it's a flaw in the system. Like, Well, it takes time to transition.
Yeah, and then actually I was watching the news and they were explaining why. Now I remember, actually. There's a lot of things that need to be done between the polling crew of America. They're still counting and shit. Oh, yeah, but also that's just how it is. I think it would be weird if it was overnight change. No, I just feel like we're dragging it out at this point, you know?
Yeah, well. Congrats to the winners and true condolences to the losers. That's the thing about the elections. It's 50-50. You win some, you lose some. And it's tough when you lose and it's great when you win. And to everyone who got what they wanted, that's great. To everybody who didn't, that sucks. I feel that. So onward and upward.
united we stand in godless america no i won't i don't want to actually like i don't want to do it again because like the other one was so parj yeah just like leave perfection as it is leave well enough alone when do you think you're gonna open your birthday presents like are you gonna facetime me when you open mine of course i will maybe this afternoon i don't want to wait too long but i don't
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Chapter 3: How do Jackie and Claudia feel about the election results?
Because back in the day, you would have like called this a major chop. No, I'm thinking two inch trim. Get me my layers and my angles and put me, you know, Rachel Green and I'm good. That's good. I have that coming up in a few weeks. I'm excited. Yeah, just consider it maintenance. Maintenance.
And today is kind of a long-awaited day for the DTQ, the Deer Toasters community. Deer Toasters has returned, and the submissions that I selected last week that I accidentally – well, not accidentally. It was just kind of an unfortunate series of events that never got to get read are getting their shine today. So Deer Toasters – What a loyal fan base we have when it comes to the DTQ.
And I love and respect. I know people were upset, but it meant so much to me how upset people were on Friday, to the point that they were dragging Queenie and Weenie. They were like, I can't believe you did Queenie and Weenie. They said, you guys didn't skip Queenie and Weenie, but you skipped Deer Toasters. Like, we'd rather have had dear toasters. Like, it's okay. Like, drag us through the med.
Like, I love how much you love it. But don't bring Queenie and Weenie into this. Like, seriously, Queenie and Weenie means a lot to me, first of all. And second of all, I agree, Jackie. Even though, like, it's, you know, obviously I was upset that we didn't, you know, get the people what we wanted. It was nice to know, like, how valued the segment is.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. I really feel like we need to do our toasters today. One, because, like, we're still in the election cycle where, like, celebrities aren't really, like, doing anything. Nothing. So crazy. Yeah.
um and two I think your toasters will unite the nation I think your toasters will unite the nation although you know sometimes we really divide the country on like our advice like some people are like no she definitely should say something and some people are like no she definitely shouldn't so maybe we will further the chasm what's that perhaps but I think also we can agree to disagree and that's also healthy beautiful what's the word chasm schism those are two different words
Like a divide. I think... Schasm. But I actually think that they both could apply. Let's Google it. Like I said, there's not really a lot going on today.
I actually remember, this is actually a fun fact about me, my bat mitzvah parsha. So basically, when you get bat mitzvahed... Schism is a split. Keep going. Okay, so schism is the word. So when I was becoming bat mitzvahed, basically the weekend that you choose to get bat mitzvahed, every week in, you know, Judaism, you read the next chapter of the... Torah, which is like the Bible.
Claudia, chasm is a deep fissure. No, it's schism. I know it's an essay. The word I was looking for is schism. Thank you. No, no. The word I was looking for is schism. Thank you. Claudia, I think it's a synonym.
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Chapter 4: What is the diss track about Zach Bryan all about?
Maybe, yeah. Anyways, I think I'm going to tune into that podcast. Oh, I for sure am.
The way I've become obsessed with Brianna LaPaglia, like, I... Stan. Yeah. And when they first broke up, I was kind of bummed. I mean, I wasn't like I said on the show, like, you know, that's like sad. However, it seems as though she like has really been suffering in this relationship. So I'm glad that she's free. It's for the best.
Chapter 5: What revelations are made about the diss track's lyrics?
And it is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And there's also like a lot of lore. I'm not as familiar with lore. There's like drama between the two co-hosts, like her and her plan. Brie co-host Grace. I feel like a lot of that is like exacerbated by the Internet. They might be onto something, but I'm not going to make any sort of judgments until they speak for themselves.
Yeah, they mentioned it in the music video too. Oh yeah, Zach came between Brie and Grace, yeah. Well, and I also feel like a boyfriend does come between, like sometimes in a totally healthy, non-problematic way, a boyfriend comes in between best friends because you only have so much time and you now have more time for this person.
Right, and you used to have sleepovers with your best friend, but now you're just having sleepovers with your boyfriend. But now this points to something even more insidious because we also know that he tried to keep her away from her job and Dave, and so maybe he did drive a wedge between her and Grace.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, the way I hate this man and I'm like so proud of myself. Like I never hopped on the train like you guys, sorry.
No, it's not even that I'm proud of myself because I didn't do anything to like, you know, I didn't take any moral stance, but I'm actually just relieved that I don't have to like unlike his music because I don't like it or listen to it. We don't have to celebrate, separate the art from the artist. No, we don't. So that's just like really convenient for us. For us.
Considering it came so close, like he's country singer, like.
as they said in the song he's got Morgan Wallen vibes like I don't even know why I wasn't listening to his music I just didn't maybe you saw something in him that that others didn't like an inauthenticity that Dave and Josh are singing about like I think this is gonna be really bad for his career which is so crazy that like these like handful of like you know ragtag influencers are gonna take down this like huge artist do you really think so like I feel like they're
as a rock star, a man rock star, like there are so many, you're not held to the same standards as normal, decent human beings. Like you just, because you're a quote rock star, like you can get away with like cheating, spreading STDs. It's just like part of the lifestyle, bro. Like who's holding you accountable? Like your male followers? No.
No, but it's not even about the cheating. Cause yeah, that's like what rock stars do. But there was just like so much in this song that like speaks to just like a bad character and like that alcoholism and the lying. I don't know. I feel like, This is going to be like a big stain for him that people are always just going to associate him with like this behavior. I don't know.
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Chapter 6: How does the podcast address the impact of celebrity relationships?
Yeah. Forgive her, attorney. No, it's so true. And I think maybe it was last year or the year before, I watched the first season. Of Laguna Beach. And it's just, like, not at all how you remember it. It's, like, she was just trying to have fun. Okay? She was just trying to have fun. And, like, yeah, she was cool and pretty. And she got to hang out with the older guys.
And, like, the older girls hated her for it. But, like, you would do it, too, for a check. You know? Yeah. Not even for a check. Yeah. I, like... I had to let go of a lot. You had to unlearn. I had to unlearn. And I like her so much now.
She's so funny and I like that she has a podcast and she doesn't take herself so seriously and she really made a really nice life for herself after that show in terms of having her own business and family and
I really like her. Me too. I find her just like interesting. I think she has a really good personality that like she's always making news with her podcast and she has like a warm family life and like she's always cooking and she just does a lot and she's someone that I like following. I followed her forever. I think she's one of my like earliest follows that like hasn't gone away.
Like I really like her. It feels like I'm betraying like an 11 year old. Does anybody else like feel that crazy way? Like I can't. Like it's Elsie for life. Yeah, no. And she was so the devil. Like, I hated her so much. Meanwhile, I rewatched it. Like, she didn't even do anything that crazy. Yeah. No, she was just living her life. She just knew she was that bitch. And, like, she acted like it.
And when you are that bitch, like, you're really not supposed to act like it. And honestly, when I rewatched some of these episodes, like, Elsie kind of came off as, like, a big dopey loser. Fabissina. Fabissina pun. I'm like, always woe is me. Like, Steven, Steven, come over to the hot tub. Like... And honestly, half of what Elsie had going for her was that her parents were so rich.
That was kind of it. That house. That house. And in season one, they're building the house, so she keeps bringing Steven over to the construction site. And did he skate in the pool? Yeah, yeah. It was like a skate park for him.
She just rested a lot on that house. I mean, it's a lot to rest on. I know, I would do it too. However, in hindsight, yeah, like she. As 16 year olds, we found that impressive. But now I'm like, no, Kristen was beaming with personality. And the show is like from her point of view, like we're meant to feel sympathetic towards her. But yeah, watching it now, it's like. She's kind of an ag.
And, like, what did we hate Kristen for so much? Like, when they all went to Mexico and it's, like, Kristen's, like, they're calling her, like, a slut and she's, like, dancing on the table. It's, like, she's having fun. Like, Lauren and the other girls are, like, so Ms. in the corner, like, judging everyone in their miniskirts. Like, stop. Yeah. So it's funny how life changes, you know?
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