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Chapter 1: What are the highlights from the CMA Awards 2024?
Good morning, Millennials.
Welcome back to The Toast and happy Thursday. That feels like a Friday because we're fucking celebrating, bitch. Hey, Jax, how you doing?
I'm doing, Rick. I'm doing, actually. Okay, Laura. We are the ladies in blue today. Okay, Laura. I feel like people wouldn't believe us when we say that we don't plan our outfits.
We are just so simpatico that like... I actually think people would believe it. We literally show up looking like rats in sweatpants. Like, why would we plan that? No, no, no.
Plan matching. Like yesterday we were of the same ilk. The day before we were wearing cream sweaters and leggings. Today we're both wearing blue. When do we ever wear blue?
There's just like, at least for me, like a really limited amount of clothes that I'm willing to put on my body. So it couldn't be anything other than accidental. But it's always, it's just to say we are simpatico. I just want to get out ahead of some of, you know, the drama. Letting everyone know the good guys were using my studio yesterday. So if this episode never makes it to air, that's why.
Okay. What were they doing in there?
Just being good. Did they have a guest or something? They did actually. They did. Do you want to spoil it and just like ruin their show and their surprise? Kind of.
But I can't remember the person. Now I want to know who it is. I can't remember their name. But Ben was like obsessed. I'm like in this very sort of territorial era. I don't know if it's like the hormones, but like anytime Ben's texting someone, I'm like, who's your girlfriend? Like, and I'm really, and he's like, he talks to a lot of people and now he's only a lot.
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Chapter 2: What did Anne Hathaway's new film adaptation entail?
I'm really struggling. Although this halter scrunchie situation I've got going on feels amazing. I'm also using a heating pad. I'm in the phase of breaking down from a physical perspective and just know if I've got a little extra edge today. That's why. That's why. Great for Jackson, Claude.
And I already was feeling edgy because I was gathering my thoughts about the CMA Awards and they're all negative. I know. I just started off the day in a really negative mode.
understood I feel really fair about going in on the CMAs like we're about to today because we're always gassing up the country music industry like we're always every award show we're like this is how it's done Grammys take note last night my ears were bleeding I don't know what I was watching I was but weirdly I watched from start to finish I just liked like being sat in a part of something and I was looking for something I can tell you cable is where it's at
It just like worked for my schedule last night, plus the commercials, as you said. But we need to talk about that because it was not good.
I'm assuming that'll be our first story. I have such nasty things to say about the production, about the talent, about the awards, about the outfits. Like seriously, I...
completely agree we're always gassing them up and i have the like most criticisms i've ever had for an award show that i yeah and i didn't even make it more than halfway because i fell asleep at like 9 30 i saw what i needed to say and i just want to say all of my critiques just note i'm obviously not talking about luke combs because like i would obviously not because he saved the show with his presence i keep chasing that same old devil down the same old dead end
How? Like, obsessed. If you hear that opening intro and you're not lit up, you're not alive. Check it.
I think we need to see twisters, like, just to see the song in action. I guess. I love that song, Oklahoma, by Luke Combs. He played it when we saw him at MetLife, and it was so good. He was so good last night. So just know, when I'm slamming the country music community this afternoon, today, whenever, just know, I'm not talking about my King Luke Combs.
I wouldn't touch a hair on his pretty little head. And they didn't give him any awards, those disgusting.
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Chapter 3: What’s the Coachella 2025 lineup?
That's really nice of you to say. It's not.
Oh, my God. What are you talking about? Like, there's not a speck of dust. Like, nothing. Everything's, like, in a cabinet. You don't let the grass grow. That's seriously so nice. Yeah. It's on another level of cleanliness. Like, it really is. Oh, my God. I feel like I've given up trying to, like...
achieve that because I'm just like she's just like turbo sweeper like her house is just like I didn't know that you noticed that's so clear and clean and under control yeah my house is clean and clear and under control and it just goes to show that opposites attract because Ben is the exact polar opposite of you he's getting worse he's really just I can't like
I'm curious to see when you have a baby, like they just come with so much stuff. And I'm looking forward to seeing like what you do with that stuff because I know you're not going to want to look at it. You know, a lot of, I'm so glad you just brought that up because that's, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Chapter 4: What’s the scoop on Harvey Specter’s return in 'Suits LA'?
I scared you?
Like it was loud. Oh, I'm sorry.
I just dropped my phone. Give me two seconds.
Chapter 5: What new wellness podcast did Chrissy Teigen launch?
And like, I thought the yogurt might go flying.
I thought the yogurt was gonna go flying too.
And that would just be so smelly for days, but it didn't. No, no, no, we're all good.
I'm so glad you brought that up because a lot of people like are asking me questions, you know, like, are you nervous? I'm not, I feel like really excited. The one thing that's giving me like a little bit of a pit is I feel I'm going to lose control of my home and the order of things. And, you know, I don't like clutter, but the baby browser and the bottles, like I'm worried about clutter.
I'm worried about like dishes. I'm worried about just like an influx of laundry. Like that is definitely something like that's my, I know it's so fucked up. Like that's my number one concern.
No, I feel like you'll get the, the Brezza is so ugly. Like they've got to do something about it. It needs to come in like a little McKenzie, Kenzie Childers box set.
Whatever happened to a dishwasher? Like you will not ever be able to explain to me why I can't just wash a bottle in the dishwasher.
You can, you can, but how many times you run your dishwasher once a day?
No, like once a week.
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Chapter 6: What advice was shared in the Dear Toasters segment?
But is a dishwasher, like I don't want to get a Brezza.
Dishwasher would suffice, yes. Oh, it would? Yeah, I don't see why not. Oh, parge, okay. But then also like the bread dries them too. You don't want the bottle. I hate that fucking drying rack. So, and things come out of the dishwasher still wet. So you put it on the drying rack to like dry out. Yeah.
You know, this, see these conversations, like this actually gets, makes me anxious and like nervous. These conversations.
But I feel like the dishes and the laundry, like you'll, that'll become part of your routine. Like that's not the issue. It's like the stuff, like the mats.
Stroller. Where do people who live in New York city? And by the way, my neighbors better get with it because that stroller is staying in the hallway.
Yeah. The thing is, I used to like feel like, oh, I don't want to see all this like kid stuff. I thought that's how I was going to feel. I wouldn't want to like buy all this stuff because I don't want to see it. But like eventually by the time I got to the place where I was buying that stuff, like looking at it brought me joy. Now, I don't think that's what's going to happen for you.
So a lot of people are like, is Claudia going to move to the suburbs? Is she going to move? And if there's anything that's going to push me, it's not going to be my family. It's going to be the fact that I have no place to hide all of that ugly shit. That is what's going to put me over the edge.
yeah elbow room and we talked about that so yesterday Jackie and I dropped an episode on our patreon I want to talk about patreon really quickly because two things exciting one I just got an email that we've been actually asking patreon to do this for a while you can now buy patreon gift cards like for the holidays if there's someone in your life who's like always using your patreon account you can actually give them the gift of patreon and sign them up with their email and you pay for it so if you go to patreon.com there are now gift cards which I think is amazing and like with the holiday season I wanted to let everyone know that
And two, we just dropped a brand new episode, like a big Q&A about like everything pregnancy wise, like from a lot of people want to know if I'm moving to Florida. I am not like stop saying it. I'm not trying to conceive journey conception. So I think we really covered everything that we had wanted to. It's a video and audio episode on patreon.com slash the toast.
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