Vanderpump Rules Season 12 Reboot News (PEOPLE) (36:26)Hailee Steinfeld and Josh Allen Get Engaged in Rose-Filled Proposal (PEOPLE) (45:12)Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's families spent 'special' Thanksgiving together for firm time (Page Six) (54:38)Jacob Elordi debuts shocking new look, and fans have mixed reviews (NY Post) (1:05:09)Taylor Swift gets groveling apology from Billboard for using controversial 'naked' Kanye West clip in career highlights (Daily Mail) (1:08:38)The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) Lean InThe Camper and The Counselor by Jackie OshryMerchThe Toast PatreonGirl With No Job by Claudia OshrySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chapter 1: What are the latest Vanderpump Rules Season 12 updates?
Good morning, Millennials!
Welcome back to the Toast, and happy Monday that, if there ever were a Monday, today would be the one.
If there ever were a Monday. It's so funny how last week we were going on and on about how the days didn't feel like the days, and how silly are we because the rest of the year is just... We could write it off. No. No. We got hit over the head with a Monday.
Jackie, I don't even know how we can continue on, like seriously even begin the show without acknowledging where the hell you are. You guys. ¿Dónde está Jax? ¿Dónde está La Fole? La Fole es en Estudio Nueva. If you're watching on YouTube, you're probably like, what holiday extravaganza is Jackie filming from?
What a bright time, it's the right time to rock the stage at Gizno.
Yeah, she really wanted to promote Gizno, so she rented this studio.
This is for Gizno. No, I have so much to update you guys on. I have a new studio. No, I'm kidding.
I moved.
We've been talking about a rebrand. This is it. No, I am in Dallas and we had to do toastiness today. And so I booked a studio here in Dallas and so far it's been so pargy. I didn't expect such festivity, but I'm loving it because I am so excited.
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Chapter 2: What was special about Hailee Steinfeld and Josh Allen's engagement?
I'm here just to constantly remind everyone about the perks and the downfalls. And there are definitely more negatives than there are perks. I discovered a few perks this weekend. Like Romeo shit his crate. And I walked in to wake him up and the room smelled. And I'm like, did somebody die? It was so smelly. And then I opened the crate and I was like, ah!
And I literally went running out of the room gagging. And it was such an ordeal to clean it up. And I didn't have to do any of it. Ben did it all. So there are small silver linings to this journey.
now let me ask you in what world would romeo have shot his crate pregnant or not pregnant and you would be cleaning it up instead of ben so funny because i shared this on my instagram and i got that reception a lot and i'm shocked that people would think that like i would let ben clean up duty like he's such an insufficient cleaner and you know okay cleaning a dish is different than cleaning up duty like in my home anytime romeo's had an accident like doing all the laundry and like
spraying down the crate. That's obviously me. I was surprised that so many people thought like that would be a Ben job no matter what. Like, are you guys crazy? I would never leave him in charge of fecal matter in the home. It's too serious. It's too grave.
Of the sanitation department. You're right. Did he complete the task?
He did. And I, you know, with a watchful eye behind him, I was really being like, I was being really nutty. Oh, also so much going on. First of all, So if you're a Patreon member, you know this already, but over the weekend we dropped two fabulous episodes. One of them was Ben and I, we recorded a Patreon over Thanksgiving Day weekend.
So many people have been wanting to hear from Ben like post-pregnancy. It was the funniest episode and it was supposed to be about like pregnancy and like the journey and fatherhood and it was, but like there was a big chunk in the middle, probably like 25 minutes that just became a referendum on hygiene. And we had this big conversation about teeth brushing.
I don't know if you know this, like I have a husband and I'm glad that I shared it because it turns out a lot of people do. I have a husband who like I fight with to brush his teeth. Like it's like I have to beg and plead to get on my knees. OK. And then we had a bunch of like dental professionals in the comments sounding off.
And I just wanted to ask if you had to choose one time of day to brush your teeth, that would be like the most impactful. When do you think it would be?
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Chapter 3: How did Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's families celebrate Thanksgiving?
the morning so it actually turns out that what they say in the dental field is like you brush your teeth in the morning for the world but you brush your teeth at night for your dentist like for the actual health of your teeth it's much more important to brush at night and that's what i'm always fighting ben apparently like it's a thing that men do like they don't brush their teeth at night and oh my god it was so funny on the podcast do you ever have to like push him to brush his teeth in the morning
No, and so this is Ben's philosophy. He brushes his teeth in the shower. He leaves his toothbrush and his toothpaste in the shower, and he always showers in the morning. So sometimes he showers before bed, and then he'll brush his teeth. But to him, taking the toothbrush out of the shower and bringing it to the sink is such a journey that he just couldn't possibly bear the brunt of it.
So sometimes he ends up not brushing his teeth. And I seriously have gotten to the habit of being like, I'm going to brush my teeth. Should we do it together? Like, making it a fun activity. Like... Maybe you could get him a toothbrush shaped like an airplane. I've actually gotten then another toothbrush for him that we leave at the sink. So you have your sink toothbrush.
A toothbrush shaped like a fork. Jackie, I left him a toothbrush at the sink. And then so he has one in the shower. He doesn't have to move it. And then one in the sink. Cut to a few weeks later, he was like, went to go brush his teeth and he's using my toothbrush. And I said, what are you doing? He said, this is my toothbrush. I said, no, it's fucking not.
So we can't even, we can't handle having two toothbrushes at the sink.
I just want you to know, like, if someone's listening to this episode, maybe their first time or they stumbled here by accident and they don't know that Ben is your husband, like, they would assume he's your child. Having to convince him to brush his teeth. You bought him a special toothbrush. Yeah. For outside of the shower.
Well, sometimes it does feel like I am his mother. Like this morning, I had to call him into the kitchen and being like, listen, you're not in trouble. But I love to hand wash dishes. I actually feel like sometimes the dishwasher just gives me like yucky vibes. So certain things, if there's not raw meat, like we use a knife to cut a vegetable, it can be hand washed.
Well, knives should be hand washed anyway. Yes, of course. I do know that. But I'm just using it as an example. So we have this drying rack. And when I come in the morning, like there's a couple of dishes on the drying rack that are dry. And almost every single one of them still has food on it. So I had to call him in and be like, listen, I want to talk to you about something.
You're not in trouble. But like, this is unacceptable. He had a meeting with the supervisor. Like, you can't put away dishes with food. And seriously, he had the absolute audacity to say to me, listen, I tried my best. A for effort. I'm like, that's unacceptable. This isn't like a test on math. You didn't try your best. You just didn't try. Like, the spoon was still sticky.
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Chapter 4: What do fans think of Jacob Elordi's new look?
Is literally boot camp. All's that to say, there's a great new Patreon episode that you guys are going to love. So head over to patreon.com slash the toast. And let's talk about our holiday weekends because I kicked off the holiday going to the parade, which I had talked to everyone about, like how excited I was.
And of course, like the year that I get to go to the Thanksgiving Day Parade, front row seats, VIP treatment is the day of like the biggest storm. Apparently, New York has been experiencing droughts. I had no idea. So it was like a good storm.
definitely like took its toll on the parade I think I got sick like it was just it was a lot for one person I'm so sorry and it affected me too because I was really excited to look for Cogers where's Cogers in the crowd and by the time like we are on an hour delay here so like by the time I turned on the parade like you were gone
Chapter 5: What was the controversy surrounding Taylor Swift's Billboard clip?
Well, me and Ben were, like, shuffling in and out, which, like, you weren't supposed to do once you get to your seats. Like, you're really not supposed to move. But I'm sorry. Like, we were sitting in the torrential rain. And they had this, like, fabulous little lounge inside with, like, a ton of food and stuff. So we kept, like, going back and forth.
But also we very quickly realized our seats were, like, three seats off camera. Like, we were just – out of the view.
So even when I was there, like for sitting, no one was seeing me, which was just, it was definitely upsetting, except that I wore this coat and they made me put a poncho, they didn't make me, but they gave out these ponchos and like, I'm sitting in the rain, so I'm wearing the poncho. And something about the way the poncho laid on my jacket, I actually looked like a linebacker. Like I looked huge.
I had this like hump, like a turtle, like I had this shell on my back. And I actually, I did not want to be seen, turtle to turtle. I didn't want to be seen on television. So I was actually grateful for the seats. But it was star studded, let me tell you. Who was I sitting next to? Jessica Chastain and her kids and her husband. Tell us everything. Skylar Astin, obviously.
Did you talk to anyone?
I spoke to Ben. Oh, and then- You were sitting next to Jessica Chastain. Like, was there a word exchange? So the thing is, is that Jessica Chastain and I both actually follow each other on social media. And I believe we've DM'd like once or twice. That's always so awkward.
Whether or not it's an A-list star, like a girl from your town that you both follow and then you like run into each other and it's like, why do we follow each other?
Yeah, like I kind of wish she wasn't there, honestly. Like, it was so awkward. And so when she came, she was, like, with her kids, and she was, like, clearly in mom mode and also very flustered because she also was sitting in the rain. It's flustery and blustery. Jackie, I'm going to go up to her and be like, hi, Jessica. I'm girl in the jar.
No, but, like, if you were sitting next to her, like, oh, like, a little – Okay, I wasn't sitting next to her.
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