Jason Kelce expresses remorse over 'heated' moment he slammed student's phone to the ground (Page Six) (31:27)Taylor Swift attends Chiefs game after final leg of US Eras (34:54)Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater go Instagram official in Australia (Daily Mail) (44:46)Bethenny Frankel Says Martha Stewart Once Called Her a "Pest" (InStyle) (56:17)Queen Elizabeth II Appears in 'Paddington in Peru' (Yahoo Entertainment) (1:02:04)The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) Lean InThe Camper and The Counselor by Jackie OshryMerchThe Toast PatreonGirl With No Job by Claudia OshrySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this episode?
Good morning, millennials.
Welcome back to The Toast and happy Tuesday, arguably the chewiest Tuesday of all Tuesdays because today we're choosing the new president. And Jackson Clotter here to break it all down for you, Steve Kosniacki edition. What's that guy's name? So... Steve Wozniak. Like, so similar. Like, yes, that's his name. Steve Cornicelli, like Alex Cornicelli's brother. Steve Glasses.
Steve Trousers and Glasses, yeah.
Steve Glass, George Glass. His name is Steve Glass. So yes, we have sort of done away with the Fast Five. This is gonna be an election day special where we're gonna break down everything that's happening county by county, vote by vote. Swing state by swing state. Swing state by swing state. I think that's what everybody wants.
Everything you thought you knew about the toast, put it out of your mind. Today, like, we are breaking down kind of the biggest and baddest things going on in the country. And that is... In the country. That's Trump-Vance vs. Harris-Walls. Let me tell you, these, like, these duo names don't roll off the tongue. Like, they're kind of chewy.
Well, the way you just said it, it was chewy because you threw in the vs. Okay. No, but, like, Trump-Vance vs... The verse is tripping me. Okay, Trump Vance, Harris Walls. Like they both just like, they're chewy. Do you know what I mean? Harris Walls is. It's like a lot of R's and W's and then Trump Vance is very consonant heavy. Yeah. Consonant?
What about Trump walls, Harris fans? Honestly, sounds better. I think just like the way I'm saying it and the way you're saying it, like you're making a meal of it.
So obviously we will not be doing that today because we actually value our careers. And so we're just here to get you through the day. And honestly, congratulate. I was thinking about that on the way over here. Like it's been a long election season. I feel like it really like amped up in January. Like we have been doing this for a long time. We have made it through like...
Let the chips fall where they may. We're at the inflection point. We made it. It's almost over. And congrats.
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Chapter 2: What happened with Jason Kelsey and the student's phone?
No, you needed some distance. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. When you're eating it every single day, you become accustomed to the taste and you become more in the weeds as opposed to having it fresh. You miss the whole experience.
No, no, no, no, no. Trust me. I know when my wraps aren't made with love. like yesterday's wrap was made with love. And I always like request extra toasted and they never toast it. But like this time it was like, there was tangible differences. And I really, I'm not, I'm not saying it's my impact. Cause it could have just been an off day.
Like, and I go back in a couple of days and it's back to break. So I'm cautiously optimistic.
I think it was a good day plus absence makes the heart grow fonder. And I think if you continue, if you were like, oh, they got their shit together. I'm going to go back every day. You would get to the same place that you were at. No, that's like actually so like offensive and belittling of you.
Like, cause then that's just like assuming that my encampment only began because I got sick of the place. Not like there was an actual flaw in the restaurant.
No, no, that's not what I said. Yes, yes.
Cause you're like, well, you know, you eat too much.
I just said there is a flaw in the restaurant that it's on and off all the time. So you had an on day.
You're not understanding. You're not understanding. Okay.
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Chapter 3: What did Taylor Swift do at the Chiefs game?
Three hours of gossip. I feel like when you debriefed me, I didn't get like three hours worth. Yeah, I was feeling tired. I feel like there's things you're hiding from me.
And Ben is keeping you from me. Also, she was at my house right before she went to the airport. So she was coordinating her Uber to come pick her up. And literally, she was being kind of like, I mean, I'm like an airport Nazi. I'm always super early. She was just being very relaxed about it. And her flight was out of LaGuardia, which is closest to the city. So I was like, all right, I get it.
I mean, she had a check bag. She was just being a little loose, a little free-willing. And she's calling herself an Uber. And she realizes her flight is actually out of JFK, which is double the time away. And she's certainly not going to make it. So much drama. She ended up getting on a flight out of LaGuardia. She's okay, but kind of a chaotic day in my house.
Wow.
Yeah, drama. It follows me everywhere.
Yeah, drama.
These people are obsessed with me. I feel like you don't have a dramatic life.
I work hard to make sure that it's not. And I also don't- So that it's ordinary instead of violent? Exactly. And I don't court drama. Like some people could, something could happen to me and like I could make it a dramatic moment, but I don't because that's not how I, the level that I want to live my life at. Do you think that that's something I do?
I actually wasn't thinking of you, but like some, I feel like something could happen. Like people assume like the worst intent or someone are like, I'm going to take a care man. And I'm just like, let the chips fall where they may.
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Chapter 4: What is the latest on Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater?
I was rambling.
No, but even after the ramble, I did not hear.
Sometimes things will happen and you're like, this is wrong. I'm going to take it to the manager. When something doesn't go my way, I'm just like... Okay, and so it didn't go my way.
And I maintain my calm. I guess we're different in that sense because I'm a justice seeker. If something is wrong, it should be made right. And especially if I'm the person who's been wronged, of course. So I guess in that sense, I do seek out drama. But I think of it more as justice than drama.
Of all the people that I know, when I think of someone who seeks out drama, you're not first on the list. Really?
I feel like people are always calling me dramatic.
I think you know who's first on the list.
Olivia. Yeah. Yeah, Olivia is a drama queen. Olivia is the drama. Olivia is a storyteller, and it's kind of one of her greatest qualities because she'll tell you something that happened, and it sounds crazy and exciting. And it actually wasn't like that, but she's really very eloquent in her storytelling abilities, and she makes it all sound so exciting.
No, and if the same thing had happened to me, I might not have even noticed it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's perceptive, that Olivia. Yeah.
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Chapter 5: What did Bethenny Frankel say about Martha Stewart?
And maybe, maybe I'll give Olivia a benefit of the doubt. Maybe we wanted to buy two. One for each of us. That does sound like something we would do. Maybe Margo was there and we wanted to buy three. Yeah. One for each of us.
And when we used to go on excursions without our parents, like Olivia, the way our family was, the dynamic, Olivia was automatically in charge. Olivia has always been the boss of us since we were kids. And that was a rule we really respected. So she was given the money, she was given the directions. We were in servitude of Olivia Oshry.
Oh, and when we got back, the report would always come in, like, how did everybody behave? It was always Olivia's responsibility to report back, give the change.
So for some reason, we started fighting in Walgreens. I don't know why. But when we got home and Olivia relayed to our parents what went down, she said that Claudia and I wanted to buy 25 packs of gum. And here we are, feeling so slandered.
It's just so crazy when somebody says something and it's like not what happened, you know? And it was just the way Jackie in particular, because I would have like forgotten about it. Jackie never forgot this moment because it was just like really emblematic, if you will, of like Olivia's real like tendency to jazz it up. To add color and to add packs of gum. 25 packs of gum.
That's so classic love.
Yeah. So anyway, all is to say, I think you operate at a decent level of drama. And like technically it was Shannon's trauma. I think the issue more so is like you making it about you.
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Chapter 6: What is Queen Elizabeth II's appearance in 'Paddington in Peru' about?
Yeah. But Shannon was like really chill about it. Like she was like, I'll get in the car, see if I can find another flight. Like if that's me, I'm sweating.
Yeah, but also there are like a number of flights from New York to Nashville. Yeah, but it was like 8 o'clock.
It was late in the night.
Maybe she wanted to sleep over by your house.
I said, by the way, I'll make the guest bedroom up. Like, let me know if you don't make it.
Yeah, like her options were good no matter how you slice it. It's true.
I'd be chilled too. So true.
You can't get bent out of shape about that stuff.
Yeah, I guess that's really what you learn the older you get, like not to get so bent out of shape over things. Like that's actually something you have taught me that I'm really trying to implement into my life. Because to me, like every mountain is a molehill. Like everything is the biggest, worst, most horrible thing that's ever happened to me.
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