Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-hosts Justin and Lauren! Is it just us or does it feel like people have 'lost the plot' lately? You know, acting confused or goofy in the way they're handing situations or life in general. Or have we lost the plot?! Today we're deterring who is at lost in these stories.. like the OP who had a ferret ruin her friends dress, someone who wound up in their boyfriend's scientology mansion, or a person who confused their ex their place was haunted so he'd move out. Buckle up everyone! Bonus Content on Patreon including FREE episodes: https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes MERCH HERE ! https://shop.twohottakes.com Send us a letter? Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036 WRITE IN TO US!!! https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes Index: 08:01 — Story 1 23:10 — Story 2 38:54 — Story 3 50:49 — Story 4 1:07:05 — Story 5 1:22:00 — Story 6 1:31:06 — Story 7 1:44:45 — Story 8 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this episode?
Oh, but I will say I was at the airport and I bought two waters.
Did you tip?
No, no, literally two waters at the desk and it was $15. And then not only did it like ask you to tip, but you couldn't even hit no tip. You had to literally physically hit everything.
other and then put zero zero zero in that's how it was and i was like i'm like sweating because i'm like staring at this lady and i'm like zero zero i'm so sorry but i'm not gonna tip on my two water bottles for $15 no i there was another thing jamba juice the minimum tip i could do was 18%
And I swear to God, they put laxatives in it because my stomach was bad after that.
I'm still feeling the effects of that Jamba Juice. That's probably what it was.
I think it's the Jamba Juice.
But there was one thing.
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Chapter 2: What happened with the ferret and the expensive dress?
There was one thing. I was literally like staring at the screen and you came in and you like hit no tip for me. And I forget where that was because I was just like staring. I was like, there's so many percentages, so many options. I didn't see a way out of it. And Justin's like watching over my shoulder and he just hits the button. Oh my God. And then you like...
They know you don't tip and it's so awkward.
But I always wondered if that shows up on their screen on that end. Yeah.
It's just like... This person's a bitch. No tip. Oh, man. I know. I think this is a great way to segue because we do recognize, you know, that sometimes tipping is necessary. You know, if you make your own fro-yo and you're the one scooping, maybe you don't tip. Maybe you don't tip for a self-serve beer. But it seems like... You know, there's a lot of people out there in this big world.
Big world. And a lot of people seem like they've lost the plot. Or have they? And have we lost the plot? Are we disgruntled with our lot we've been dealt? Not me.
Our lot.
I've been using a lot of weird words today. I just finished the new Hunger Game book and there's like a couple of big words in there I didn't know. And I was like, okay, bringing out the dictionary today. Going to use a little thesaurus.
I love this. I can't wait for you to mess up phrases from the past too.
It happens. It happens. There's a new phrase I learned though. And I was like, oh, that's so good. I want to use it. I already forgot it. So that's a bummer. Big bummer. But what's new in your world, everyone? How we doing down there on the sofa? Who do I got with me today? Lauren.
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Chapter 3: Is it fair to ask for a dress repair after a pet incident?
box, it's in the description of this episode. Oh, my gosh. I love that. Get the girl. Get the girl on some good earrings. But definitely no pressure. But no pressure. No pressure. If you want to just send a postcard sticker or nothing, nothing. Just love you guys. A note. Cost of a stamp. Let's get into these today.
Just be nice in the comments and I will love you forever.
Let's dive in. Let's do it. Let's do it.
Say something. Do a catchphrase. JT. JT's ready.
What does that mean?
It's the submarine diving. I know exactly what you're trying to do.
Why am I a submarine?
It's so good.
Because we're diving in?
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Chapter 4: How do emotions affect relationships during weddings?
That was OP that said that, right?
Mm-hmm. Yeah, Kara, the girl, has pet-sit and watched noodles before. If the group coming over wasn't already familiar with my ferret, then I would agree. But this wasn't his first time with the group. Kind of implying, like, I would have put him away. But that isn't an issue because everyone's comfortable with my pet noodles.
Yeah. But I would say that when you saw she's wearing the dress, that's super nice. Then it probably would have been a good idea to put noodles away.
Yeah.
No, you're going to get horse hair and dirt all over you and you might smell like shit. My horses don't smell like shit, but you get the point. But anyways, final vote on this one. Where do you guys land?
Gotta go to court. I'm ready. I'll be there.
Asshole, not the asshole.
Give me the date, time, location.
You're ready. I have a hard time giving like a hard stamp on this one.
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Chapter 5: What are the boundaries for appropriate wedding attire?
Chapter 6: Can a family conflict over a dress choice be resolved?
Chapter 7: What are the implications of Scientology in personal relationships?
I've never done this. It's just. Yep.
I've seen Lauren in Uber. She doesn't really buckle much.
That's so false. I buckle every time. The only reason I wouldn't have buckled is if I'm like jam-packed in there and it's like a five-minute drive.
Like four deep in the backseat.
Yeah, exactly. Or if like I can't find the things, but no, I'm a big buckler.
I guess when you're packed in that tight, it's like that is your seatbelt.
that's not true unless the middle person goes well your body's gonna bounce around and kill everyone oh god don't say that i was just laughing you didn't need to go that dark i'm a pessimist okay this next one i'm definitely being a pessimist over this is coming from true off my chest and it is weird Seven days old, and here's the title.
My boyfriend took me to visit his family for the first time, and it was one of the creepiest experiences ever. It's like... Very big deal. We get to the house, huge mansion, super well guarded, top security. It already feels off at this point to me. Inside the property, there are people in uniforms working around the yard and garden.
Let's get out.
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