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"Sacha Baron Cohen"

Mon, 14 Oct 2024

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Get a haircut; it’s Sacha Baron Cohen. Feeding sharks, clown school, Section 230, and a bomb-proof amplifier. What do you think your face is doing right now? It’s an all-new SmartLess. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

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5.939 - 8.982 Will Arnett

Guys, when's the last quickie you had? Sean?

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9.502 - 15.508 Unknown Guest

Well, probably yesterday. What do you mean by quickie? What do you mean by probably yesterday?

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17.75 - 18.931 Will Arnett

Welcome to Smart List. Smart.

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36.4 - 42.888 Jason Bateman

JB, let's just get into your hairs midway short. Yeah, yeah. I know, look at that.

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43.709 - 49.757 Will Arnett

And tomorrow morning, the rest of this garbage comes off and I'll just be into stubble and then I'll be into a mullet.

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50.253 - 51.933 Unknown Guest

And you already cut a little bit of your hair, a little bit.

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51.954 - 65.898 Will Arnett

Yeah. So I'm going to keep the party in the back and pull in some business on the sides and the top. And that'll work for two days. And then we go backwards 20 years. So I'll go back into like your level, your short hair, Sean.

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66.258 - 67.018 Unknown Guest

Yeah.

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67.178 - 75.5 Will Arnett

And clean shaven. Like a Michael Bluth. You're going to go back to a Michael Bluth. I'll go back to a Michael Bluth or a Marty Byrd or really every other part I've ever played in my life.

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75.86 - 76.641 Jason Bateman

How dare you?

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76.941 - 82.11 Will Arnett

How dare you? Yeah, the acting stretches have not been significant in my career.

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82.17 - 85.777 Unknown Guest

Will you be sad to see the change go?

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86.294 - 98.723 Will Arnett

Yeah, a little bit, but I got to tell you, I don't know how women do it with the long hair and the showering. It's always tangled in your face, and it takes you 20 minutes to wash your hair. It's just a nightmare.

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98.783 - 104.207 Jason Bateman

It's been coming up on a year since you've been growing that hair out and stuff. Longer than a year.

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104.388 - 104.628 Will Arnett

Yeah.

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105.108 - 107.17 Jason Bateman

So this is going to be a big departure.

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107.19 - 114.095 Will Arnett

Yeah, I can't wait. My daughters are excited to be done with my nonsense. My wife is not happy about it.

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114.115 - 132.525 Jason Bateman

So I saw your wife last night. Yeah, that's what I heard. Yeah, and then she said to me, she's like, I like, because my hair's getting a little bit longer than I usually have it. And she goes, I like it that way. And then our friend goes, no, it's too long. It's, yeah, I don't like it like that. And then also proceeded to tell me that I was a little overweight.

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133.479 - 138.624 Jason Bateman

Oh, this is another guest at the party? Yeah, so this is the host. And I'm like, okay, well, that feels great.

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140.345 - 165.72 Will Arnett

I think you look beautiful. You actually look a little thin to me. That's what I said. Yeah, I'd like to fatten him up a little bit. You look thinner. Sorry, I don't mean to talk to you like you're some sort of like concubine that's just coming. Can you hold, please? I'd like to plump you up a little bit before our session. Sean, how are you feeling? You're still in New York.

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165.76 - 168.864 Will Arnett

We still haven't seen each other. It's as if we don't like each other.

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169.943 - 174.187 Jason Bateman

But when you're done with your show. This is my plan. I was going to say this.

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174.347 - 176.289 Unknown Guest

I was going to say, please come over.

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176.309 - 185.398 Jason Bateman

Thursday night. Because I'm getting in Wednesday. Let's do a Thursday night dinner. Either, Shawnee, at your apartment or somewhere. That would be great.

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185.778 - 194.647 Will Arnett

Yeah, great. Because I'm furious that I have now. I'm finishing on Wednesday after seven or eight months on this thing.

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195.448 - 198.31 Unknown Guest

And not including the prep, a month of prep.

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198.35 - 222.95 Will Arnett

Well, no, that includes it. And my wife, because she's smarter and kinder about our friends than I am, has forced me to not come home after eight months of being away and stay an extra five days to go see our friend who's opening in a new play. And so I have to sit here and just kill five days of my life waiting for this.

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223.11 - 225.271 Unknown Guest

But that's when you come over and we'll take care of you.

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225.311 - 236.658 Will Arnett

But I mean, I don't think our friend would care if I come see it like in a month or in two months. Right? Is opening night that big of a deal? No, but yeah, it's nice.

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236.718 - 248.207 Jason Bateman

We're all going to go. It's going to be nice. You're doing it for somebody else. Yeah. But why didn't we all do it later? What do you think your face is doing right now? It probably looks pretty pissed off. That's just gravity.

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250.76 - 253.824 Unknown Guest

Yeah, but it's the good, nice thing to do.

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253.884 - 260.993 Jason Bateman

We're going to have dinner, the three of us, then we're going to do Jack at JB. We already talked about it this weekend. So you're going to kill some time for me.

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261.013 - 263.396 Will Arnett

You're not going to be stuck out on Long Island? You're going to stay here in the city?

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263.416 - 266.18 Jason Bateman

No, I'm not coming. I'm not going to go to Long Island. I'm just going to be in the city the whole time.

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266.44 - 266.9 Will Arnett

Oh, great.

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267.14 - 267.32 Jason Bateman

Yeah.

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267.44 - 276.064 Will Arnett

All right. So then I've got you until the kids and the wife get here on Friday. Exactly right. And Sean is still in town. Yeah. And I'm still not seeing him.

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276.404 - 286.648 Jason Bateman

We worked it out. We worked this out. We have it all laid out for you when you come over. If you're listening out there and you want to grab a lunch or something, just let us know.

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287.248 - 300.274 Unknown Guest

I was walking down the street the other day and a girl had her earbuds in and she goes, oh my God, Sean Hayes. I go, yeah. She goes, you're really in New York. Just like you said you were on the podcast. I mean, I don't make it up.

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301.895 - 326.367 Will Arnett

Now, all right, here comes a guest. It's been 50, no, 24 minutes. This guest has been waiting with my bad technological problems. All right. Today, for your listening pleasure, I have brought to you an actor, a writer, a producer, an academic, an activist, and a cellist, all in one. A cellist? A cellist, yeah.

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327.028 - 340.579 Will Arnett

For me, his ability to deliver social, political, and religious commentary wrapped up in side-splitting comedy is completely unmatched, making him one of the most effective and valuable satirists we have in this world.

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341.667 - 359.415 Will Arnett

He started multiple movies, both comedic and dramatic, worked with some of our fanciest directors, been nominated, won multiple awards, and he is my absolute favorite person to see at a party. Guys, the sneaky handsome, devastatingly funny, Cambridge smart, yet always cheeky, Sacha Baron Cohen.

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359.755 - 362.536 Unknown Guest

Oh, for God's sake, look at him go.

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362.576 - 368.499 Will Arnett

Sacha, I'm so sorry for the delay. No, don't worry. I mean, a man of your— I'm not.

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368.519 - 372.081 Jason Bateman

Now I don't feel so bad knowing it's Sasha. Now that it's Sasha, it's okay.

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372.541 - 381.326 Will Arnett

Will, let me butter him up, and then you take him down. Okay. Thank you. It's ridiculous that I've left somebody of your stature waiting this long. I apologize.

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381.387 - 388.751 Sacha Baron Cohen

Come, come. Please. It's an honor. It's an honor to be 114th? Yes. You're deep. You should have been on earlier. Yeah.

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388.791 - 391.913 Will Arnett

Barry, when you have a big act, you don't have the marquee act first.

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398.016 - 405 Jason Bateman

You have the opening act. You make people wait. You have them 114. You have 230 opening acts. It's deeper than that. Hey, Sasha.

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405.481 - 405.741 Sacha Baron Cohen

Sasha.

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405.801 - 410.344 Unknown Guest

Hey, how are you? Nice to see you. Nice to meet you, Sasha. I don't think I've ever met you.

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410.364 - 414.686 Sacha Baron Cohen

Have we never met? That seems bizarre. I'm sorry. Lovely to meet you. Lovely to meet you, too.

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414.706 - 421.03 Will Arnett

We'll keep your knees bent on that one. Sasha, you're in Los Angeles or New York?

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422.651 - 425.473 Sacha Baron Cohen

I'm in Marea in French Polynesia where I live now.

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426.093 - 427.714 Will Arnett

Oh, wow. This isn't a bit.

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428.514 - 429.374 Sacha Baron Cohen

Yeah, no, it's a bit.

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430.374 - 433.535 Will Arnett

Would you ever live in French Polynesia? Because that sounded great.

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433.715 - 438.177 Sacha Baron Cohen

You know what? I actually considered, I looked into it very thoroughly, jokes aside.

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438.217 - 439.577 Will Arnett

Truly? That particular spot?

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439.597 - 448.28 Sacha Baron Cohen

During the pandemic, yeah, during the pandemic, we knew we were going to move, but we were looking somewhere in the southern hemisphere.

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449.005 - 456.408 Will Arnett

because we knew that the flu- The virus doesn't last as long in the southern hemisphere. The northern hemisphere, the virus was crazy strong.

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456.568 - 477.976 Sacha Baron Cohen

I think at that point, it was somewhere in the southern hemisphere, and so we had missed the virus. We were advised by someone at Johns Hopkins, who I happen to know. And so we looked into French Polynesia. I looked carefully into Tahiti. It was interesting. Yeah. There's a bilingual school.

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478.616 - 478.756 Will Arnett

Yeah.

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479.434 - 480.415 Sacha Baron Cohen

You know, there's beaches.

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480.815 - 486.3 Will Arnett

Have you been to Bora Bora? Have you been to the Brando? Have you been to Marea?

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486.84 - 495.688 Sacha Baron Cohen

I have been to Marea. And I've been to, I've not been to the Brando. And I have been to Bora Bora. Where's the Brando? And I can tell you everywhere else that I've visited as well.

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496.128 - 500.29 Will Arnett

This sounds like real elite fuck-off conversation.

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500.87 - 503.611 Sacha Baron Cohen

No, no, no. Quite right. Let's discuss the best hotels.

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503.751 - 522.138 Will Arnett

No, but listeners, I always thought Tahiti was like, you know, on the edge of the earth. It's only three hours past Hawaii for anybody on the West Coast. You know, so people on the West Coast, they go to Hawaii all the time. It's like Florida for the people in New York. Yeah, it's eight hours. But it's just three hours past that.

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522.398 - 530.987 Jason Bateman

And you're very familiar with it, Jay, because you actually worked there. So the first time you went down there to fulfill an obligation. Couples retreat.

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531.027 - 542.819 Sacha Baron Cohen

Yes. By the way, I am happy to discuss French Polynesia. At length. Till the end, yes. Actually, I was in a shark attack there once. You were? A feeding frenzy. You were in one? In Morea.

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545.942 - 552.666 Will Arnett

I went shark diving in Bora Bora. Yeah. So is that where it came from? Did you go down to dive with sharks and things got a little hot?

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553.346 - 560.611 Sacha Baron Cohen

In those days, I think it's illegal now, they used to do something called shark feeding, where I was doing my paddy license and then...

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561.751 - 565.313 Will Arnett

That's how you get certified as a scuba diver, listener, Tracy.

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565.373 - 565.774 Sacha Baron Cohen

Exactly.

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565.794 - 567.935 Will Arnett

And Sean. And what happened?

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567.975 - 590.727 Sacha Baron Cohen

And then, yeah, the guy I was with, some French instructor, basically said, we're going to feed some sharks. And then he puts on a kind of chain mail hand thing. Obviously, we're underwater. And he just said, be near me. And it was just me and him. And he basically breaks open a sardine, I remember it. And then I remember seeing the droplets of blood.

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591.427 - 609.432 Sacha Baron Cohen

And then within literally two minutes, there were 12 sharks around. No way. And then he pulls out this bag, this tuna head. And he's got, you know, a chainmail hand on, chainmail kind of glove on. And they start, you know, eating the thing. And it's really interesting. And I'm there opposite. Then they get carried away.

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609.452 - 610.152 Will Arnett

Yeah.

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610.612 - 613.153 Sacha Baron Cohen

And there's a feeding frenzy. And you can't see anything.

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613.618 - 616.339 Will Arnett

And he's looking at you with eyebrows high like, isn't this funny?

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617.299 - 624.441 Sacha Baron Cohen

He's not looking at me. His glove gets knocked off and his regulator gets knocked out of his mouth. And then he leaves.

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624.842 - 625.522 Will Arnett

He needs some air.

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625.562 - 630.923 Sacha Baron Cohen

He goes up and leaves me alone with the 12 shocks. And I can't see a thing.

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630.943 - 633.004 Will Arnett

Because you put up one finger like, I'll be right back.

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633.965 - 636.267 Sacha Baron Cohen

No, nothing. It was literally nothing.

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636.907 - 655.58 Will Arnett

I went down there with a guy. He put a tuna head in his wetsuit, right in the front of his wetsuit, in order to have all the sharks. It was a big group of us. I mean, this was planned. And he said not to worry about it. And we did a little bit. And then it was okay. And you can see in their eyes that they're not interested in you.

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656.54 - 669.349 Will Arnett

Like, you know, sharks are always scary when your head's kind of just above the water. You don't know what's going on below. But once you get under and you can look at a shark, look at you and then kind of swim away, your fear of sharks goes away instantly. Wow. I highly recommend it.

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669.769 - 676.894 Sacha Baron Cohen

That did not happen when the sharks knocked the regulator out of his mouth and knocked the gloves off and he swam away.

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677.054 - 685.82 Jason Bateman

Sean, you told me once you walked out of a Ralph's with like 12 cans of tuna in your pants, right? Is that a true story? Did that happen? Sounds like a dream come true, yeah.

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688.262 - 692.086 Unknown Guest

But Sasha, you sound like that was a surprise that it went awry.

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692.747 - 702.157 Sacha Baron Cohen

I was, and I basically started hyperventilating. I mean, this was my second time diving in my life. Yeah, but I mean like... And then actually the guy, he put his regulator back on.

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702.518 - 702.678 Unknown Guest

Yeah.

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702.958 - 716.376 Sacha Baron Cohen

put the glove back because he'd left me alone. Went back down and then the first shot went to attack him and he punched it in the nose. I mean, this is not good for animal rights lovers out there. No, but that's what you're supposed to do.

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716.436 - 724.264 Jason Bateman

He's defending himself. That's okay. Yeah. I mean, if the shark is eating you and you're just going, no, I didn't want to punch it in the nose. You can hurt me.

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724.545 - 733.973 Will Arnett

I don't want to hurt you. Yeah. Give me a break. No, you're allowed. Are you sure that the shark wasn't just coming to him for more sort of that blood? He wasn't trying to bite the guy, was he?

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733.993 - 738.517 Sacha Baron Cohen

I don't think so. I think they were just in a friendship. He head-butted the big shark. Did they interview the shark after?

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738.558 - 739.759 Will Arnett

He head-butted him.

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740.319 - 745.764 Sacha Baron Cohen

He headbutted one of the sharks, the lemon shark, which I think was kind of bad. Those are big. 12 feet long.

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746.044 - 746.284 Jason Bateman

Yeah.

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746.464 - 748.766 Sacha Baron Cohen

He headbutted that shark.

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748.886 - 753.19 Jason Bateman

No, of course you have to. In France, we headbutt the shark.

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753.53 - 765.881 Sacha Baron Cohen

Afterwards, I did go up to him and I said, has anyone... In the end, I basically came over to check my oxygen and I completely run out of oxygen. And then we did some emergency procedure and... where you take his regulator.

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765.921 - 771.626 Will Arnett

He puts it in your mouth and you put yours in his mouth. He's like, we both have to get in the same wetsuit. Don't worry, it's fine.

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771.646 - 776.77 Sacha Baron Cohen

This is how we regulate. This is a very long ruse. We're both in this. We go down below.

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777.271 - 782.415 Will Arnett

This hasn't wrecked your love of scuba diving though, has it? No, no, no. I went back the next day.

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782.615 - 788.641 Sacha Baron Cohen

I did say to him, I said, has anyone ever got hurt on any of your dives? And he said, two people have died.

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789.481 - 790.082 Unknown Guest

No way.

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790.562 - 803.552 Sacha Baron Cohen

For real. But it was painless. Yeah, he was a cave diver. Those guys are completely crazy. And, you know, he basically missed the fun and the thrill of cave diving.

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803.693 - 810.178 Will Arnett

I think scuba diving is like, scuba diving is the most magical thing I've ever done. I would love to do it more and more.

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810.218 - 824.176 Jason Bateman

But what if you said, have anybody ever done, and he goes, yeah, two people. And you said, like in a cave where he goes, no, I murdered them. This was above, this was not in the water. No, the night before I murdered them in the room. I strangled them.

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824.296 - 828.239 Unknown Guest

Do you do a lot of that stuff, Sascha? Like, do you thrill-seek? Are you a thrill-seeker?

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828.259 - 835.102 Sacha Baron Cohen

Not really. No, no, no, no. Have you ever skydived? Would you? I have not. I would not. Have you? Have you?

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835.682 - 856.952 Will Arnett

I was a week away from it, and then I canceled it. Because I said to myself, okay, what do you think you'd feel at the end? And then I realized all I would feel is relief. And then I thought, well, I've just had my first kid and I shouldn't be doing things that I'm excited about having gotten away with it. You know, like no longer should I be doing things I get away with. And so I stopped.

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857.272 - 862.394 Will Arnett

I said, you know what? I don't want to do it. None of you guys have done it. Would all three of you do it?

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862.414 - 864.755 Unknown Guest

I did the simulation thing. That doesn't count.

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864.775 - 870.257 Will Arnett

What do you mean? The fucking little fly suit at Universal Studios? You get the two with the air? No, that doesn't count.

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870.377 - 879.425 Jason Bateman

It doesn't count? No. So, Sasha Baron Cohen, let's drop the Baron, huh? Just to make me even more Jewish.

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879.445 - 885.55 Will Arnett

Well, let's... But wait, Baron is not a part of the last name, is it? Is that your middle name?

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885.59 - 886.771 Sacha Baron Cohen

It's part of the last name, yeah.

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886.791 - 925.271 Will Arnett

Oh, it's part of the last name. Oh, got it. So, Sasha, your blend of comedy and... for lack of a better term, education, is, as I said in the intro, I find personally so admirable. And, like, you make the medicine go down super easy for ding-dongs like me. And the stuff you shine a light on, not only just on issues, but also sort of ethics and bigotry, et cetera, et cetera. Where does that...

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926.271 - 934.917 Will Arnett

Well, I kind of know where it comes from, but tell the audience, when did you figure out you could blend your social awareness with your comedic talents?

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934.937 - 935.798 Sean Hayes

Mm-hmm.

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937.085 - 965.922 Sacha Baron Cohen

Firstly, thank you very much for that description. It was lovely. I could spend all day doing that. But please don't. I think it was the first time... Actually, the second time I did Borat. So basically, Borat was created... I was doing like a... a satellite TV show called F2F, where I was the host of it. It was a discussion show for teenage kids. We'd talk about everything.

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967.464 - 982.336 Sacha Baron Cohen

And you'd talk about teen topics. And, you know, I wanted to be a comedian. And so I would go and pre-record characters that I could throw to. And basically, I went out once and...

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984.026 - 1008.036 Sacha Baron Cohen

I had a kind of skateboarding character that was an early form of Ali G. And then I basically saw some real skateboarders, and the guy I was with, this sort of old director from E-Link Studios, who had lost all his money and was working on this really shitty satellite TV show, I said, look, those guys look like me. I go, do you think I should talk to them? And he said, 100%.

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1008.076 - 1018.618 Sacha Baron Cohen

So I go over to these guys, And I'm basically on my skateboard and I'm playing this early Ali G character. And they thought I was real.

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1018.638 - 1019.439 Sean Hayes

Right.

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1019.8 - 1042.987 Sacha Baron Cohen

And after about three minutes, I said, guys, you know, I'm not... You know, I'm not real. This is just, you know, I'm playing along. They were completely freaked out. Right. And then a tourist bus came. I jumped on the tourist bus. I commandeered it. I started rapping. Got off the bus. Went into a bus. Sasha, what year was this maybe? This was, I think, 1995 or 4. Okay.

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1046.828 - 1071.519 Sacha Baron Cohen

Anyway, I basically go into a pub. I start breakdancing. They call the police. I go into some big business. I claim that my dad's upstairs and he's the CEO. They call security. We run back to this live TV show. I run. They put on my normal clothes. And this guy, this legendary guy, who's an editor at Ealing Studios, is editing while I'm on air. This is... This is the days of pneumatics.

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1071.639 - 1089.065 Sacha Baron Cohen

This is, he's like cutting, you know, everything's losing full frame. And he's adding music. And this guy was a kind of legendary guy. Wow. And I'm cutting to this stuff and it's, you know, me with real people. So it was the first time that it was a comic character with real people.

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1089.345 - 1094.987 Will Arnett

And you realize that you could Trojan horse some of the social commentary inside a comedy, yeah?

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1095.247 - 1101.411 Sacha Baron Cohen

You're right. I'm not really answering your question at all. This was like the first time I ever did... you know, characters in the real world.

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1101.451 - 1109.481 Jason Bateman

Because, yeah, you weren't doing that shit yet. Like, even Ali G, you weren't really, early on Ali G, you weren't really making commentary. You were just fucking with people.

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1110.222 - 1123.369 Will Arnett

Yeah, early on. Well, but you were exposing sort of the lowbrow perspective on certain things that deserve a highbrow analysis, yeah?

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1123.449 - 1144.538 Sacha Baron Cohen

Well, I think in a way, Ali G was kind of a undermining of the establishment. It was essentially saying, okay, these people that run society... they are completely out of touch with society so much that they will believe that this guy is real, despite him asking the most absurd questions ever.

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1144.558 - 1156.124 Jason Bateman

Can I tell you, Sasha, I think I've told you this, and JB, you might know this, but I don't mean to speak ill of the dead, Please do. Here we go. They don't give a shit.

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1156.144 - 1159.747 Sacha Baron Cohen

You're not going to criticize Hitler again, are you?

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1159.787 - 1166.251 Jason Bateman

No, I told you I wouldn't ever. You made a promise to him. Yeah.

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1166.471 - 1166.971 Sacha Baron Cohen

Stop it.

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1167.332 - 1170.854 Jason Bateman

I was in tears. You were in absolute tears. You were a wreck.

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1170.974 - 1176.917 Sacha Baron Cohen

I was furious. I was weeping. It's one of the weirdest positions. I was weeping at the Vanity Fair party.

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1177.157 - 1198.848 Jason Bateman

It's not a position you think Sasha would have, but boy. No, it was years ago, right after it aired, and I want to say about 2003, 2004, something like that. You were still doing Ali G at the time. It was before Borat. And... I was at a party with, because he was on Arrested Development, with James Lipton. Jason, you were there too.

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1199.328 - 1218.395 Jason Bateman

And I had just seen it and I said to James Lipton, I go, oh, I saw you on L.A.G. and I said, God, that was so funny. The actor studio guy? Yeah. The actor studio guy, yeah. And he was on Arrested Development. He played the warden of the prison. Oh, that's great. Warden Gentiles? Yeah, that's right. I think that's right. And it's a really funny bit to have him as the warden, right? Yeah.

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1218.675 - 1233.302 Jason Bateman

And the whole time he's really just trying to get them all to mount a play, like a musical. But he says, I said, yeah, so, you know, gee, God, that was so funny. He goes, I knew when he came in, I knew that it was a bit, and he went on this whole thing. And I just watch it and I'm thinking like,

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1234.042 - 1255.807 Sacha Baron Cohen

No, he didn't. No, he had absolutely no idea. Because he took me off camera after we'd finished the interview, back to the other room. And so, you know, I was still in character. He completely believed who I was. And that thing showed me like a painting... of a naked woman. Of his wife. Yes, is that possible? It's of his wife.

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1255.827 - 1256.747 Jason Bateman

Yeah, it is, yeah.

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1257.448 - 1266.531 Sacha Baron Cohen

Yeah, and he goes, that is my wife. Yeah. Which you wouldn't do if you thought, and I was like, yo, man, yo, she is, man, I was boned out, yo.

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1267.111 - 1276.037 Jason Bateman

Somebody else. Wait, you know how I know that? Somebody else, Sasha, has told me that very same thing. That he turned back and said, this is the naked picture painting of my wife.

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1276.078 - 1283.723 Sacha Baron Cohen

There we go. You've verified the story. That is fact-checking. We have just fact-checked. There you go. We've established me as a reliable witness.

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1283.903 - 1288.206 Will Arnett

And that started the classic line from Borat of, it's my wife, right?

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1288.226 - 1299.274 Sacha Baron Cohen

Yeah, it's my naked wife. My wife. That's James Lipton. She was beautiful, by the way. She was beautiful. I'll bet. Classically, if we use those kind of ways to categorize women. Sure. What does that even mean?

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1299.474 - 1306.919 Will Arnett

Of course. We'll be right back. And now, back to the show.

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1309.415 - 1328.441 Unknown Guest

At the beginning, when I asked you about the risk-taking, I was like, would you do anything else other than swim with the sharks or whatever? And you said, no, absolutely not. We talked about skydiving. I'm just realizing what you do is so high-risk. So it's like that must fulfill some kind of rush in you.

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1328.481 - 1332.783 Jason Bateman

You love that kind of rush of you're about to get caught. Right.

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1333.223 - 1341.831 Will Arnett

You're not doing that as much anymore, correct? Is that because you're just sort of like... Older and wiser and you don't want to get hit or run anymore.

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1341.851 - 1344.617 Sacha Baron Cohen

Sorry, sorry.

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1344.958 - 1346.3 Will Arnett

Yeah, no, end of question.

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1349.22 - 1353.581 Sacha Baron Cohen

Interrupted. I thought I was waiting for that sliver. You threw me a line. A little early.

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1353.801 - 1354.441 Will Arnett

No, I can go on.

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1354.461 - 1373.327 Sacha Baron Cohen

And then there was an awp. Then there was an awp. With the last Borat movie, there was quite a lot of that stuff. And actually, I mean, we did, there was a scene at a gun rally, which got quite hairy.

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1373.347 - 1374.768 Unknown Guest

I remember reading about that, yeah.

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1375.268 - 1401.519 Sacha Baron Cohen

Yes, it was. I mean, the people with semi-automatics and automatics in the audience, and it was a militia, unfortunately, that had organized it that then didn't take it very well. And I was singing a song called The Wuhan Flu. That's right. I mean, where does the fearlessness come from, though? Well, I'll tell you the truth.

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1401.619 - 1422.062 Sacha Baron Cohen

With that scene, because we knew that there were going to be, you know, basically it was a gun rally. It was in the middle of COVID. We were the only movie shooting. And so, you know, my security said, listen, you need to have a bulletproof vest on. And so I put on the bulletproof vest and I said, they go, that's fine for pistols.

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1422.943 - 1451.102 Sacha Baron Cohen

And they said, I go, what happens if somebody shoots the, you know, semi-automatic? And, you know, it's not just one person. So they built, so I was singing on stage. So they built an amplifier that was pretty much, So they basically said, you know, if people stop really shooting with the semi-automatics, go behind the amplifier and you'll be safe. Jesus! It's unbelievable.

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1451.682 - 1470.717 Sacha Baron Cohen

And so the thing is, you know, you're in the scene, I'm on stage, And, you know, you have this kind of conflict between, you know, I'm terrified. And then you also have, I need to get the scene. So you want to, so I was doing, you know, the same verse again, because I felt I hadn't got a good take of it.

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1470.737 - 1491.433 Sacha Baron Cohen

People were getting more and more, you know, they realized at some point that it was me on stage. There was somebody actually undercover from Black Lives Matter. had infiltrated this gun rally. Yeah. And basically they recognized me and word spread that it was me. And then people started trying to storm the stage.

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1491.493 - 1493.254 Will Arnett

Right, because they realized they were getting clowned.

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1493.455 - 1493.675 Sacha Baron Cohen

Yeah.

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1493.935 - 1494.135 Will Arnett

Yeah.

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1512.362 - 1512.522 Will Arnett

Yeah.

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1513.354 - 1517.357 Sacha Baron Cohen

Yeah, he's dead, but we gave him such a beautiful funeral.

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1517.377 - 1518.677 Jason Bateman

That's why you said at the time.

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1518.697 - 1527.323 Sacha Baron Cohen

Yeah, he went away so well. He had such a beautiful and reasonable funeral.

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1527.343 - 1543.172 Jason Bateman

It's funny you mention reasonable, because I was going to say, as part of this, and the situation you described, you have to deal with a lot of people who some might consider to be kind of unreasonable, to be extremists of... in certain ways.

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1544.853 - 1564.039 Jason Bateman

And my question is, when you deal with all these people and you're revealing all this or pulling back the covers on all this kind of shit, do you ever have a moment where you go, you know what, this person is kind of a good person. They're just really, they've just gotten off on the wrong path. Or misinformed.

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1564.179 - 1569.361 Jason Bateman

I'm sure some of them are despicable, yeah, but just some are misinformed, but actually at their heart, they're kind of good people.

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1569.921 - 1593.699 Sacha Baron Cohen

Yes, I mean, on the last movie as well, there were these two guys I spent three days in a house with called Jim and Jerry. And they were... Wait, this is Bruno, right? No, this was Borat 2. Oh, right, right, right, right. You know, they believe that Hillary Clinton drank the blood of children and, you know, COVID was a conspiracy and... and that Hillary had killed kids.

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1594.481 - 1620.718 Sacha Baron Cohen

But they were actually... They were nice people. They were good people. They were just... And so you suddenly realise they're... And they're actually feminists because, well, when I was, you know, when I was being... When Porto was being a misogynist about his daughter, they were like, they took it upon themselves to teach me that it was important to be respectful to your daughter.

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1621.279 - 1639.698 Sacha Baron Cohen

And if she wanted to do her own thing, she should do. So they... They were actually good guys. And you suddenly realized... And it was a surprise, right? Because they had those views. And you want to dismiss these people as being horrific. And then you suddenly realized that actually any good person...

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1640.965 - 1652.858 Sacha Baron Cohen

if they're fed a set of ideas and set of information that's wrong, can believe conspiracy theories that ultimately lead to horrific stuff. Right. Right?

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1653.538 - 1670.517 Will Arnett

Well, I mean, you know, we... at the risk of stepping towards political, which we try not to do on this, because God knows people get enough of that shit away from here. Tell me about it. But just on this subject, do you feel hopeful at all that there's a scenario of possibility where this,

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1671.638 - 1691.985 Will Arnett

Those who feel so disenfranchised and aggrieved can be brought into a sense of, well, actually, I guess we aren't. We needn't be tribalized. We can all kind of get along and work as one. Do you see that as a possibility here?

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1695.288 - 1703.315 Sacha Baron Cohen

I don't, given the state of the current internet and information laws, basically.

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1703.595 - 1708.36 Will Arnett

Yeah, that possibly you can penetrate this misinformation and make it healthy.

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1709.144 - 1729.586 Sacha Baron Cohen

Well, you know, you're being fed so much stuff that polarizes you. Yeah. You know, if you look at the craziness that is going on in the world, everything has been accelerating since, you know, social media came along. Yeah. So until really, in my opinion, until you actually get laws that

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1730.913 - 1740.98 Sacha Baron Cohen

You know, get legislation that curbs the power of those social media companies and says, all right, actually, you can't spread lies like this that kill people.

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1741.34 - 1741.601 Will Arnett

Yeah.

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1741.841 - 1745.043 Sacha Baron Cohen

Or that completely undermine democracy.

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1745.063 - 1774.731 Will Arnett

And you are legitimately educated on this issue of free speech versus... trying to keep the social media sites from being regulated. And so my question to you is, what is that difference between, well, free speech should be given to everybody, but you can't yell fire in a crowded theater. So what is that line? And who is the one that can say,

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1776.312 - 1788.04 Will Arnett

oh, yeah, this qualifies as you can't yell fire in a crowded theater, so therefore you can't say that. Like, who decides what statements get put in that category?

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1788.76 - 1817.482 Sacha Baron Cohen

I mean, these are very big questions, huge, and they kind of vary from country to country. So, you know, in England and Australia and Germany, you know, you have laws about hate speech and about certain types of misinformation. In America, obviously, you have complete free speech, but it's not up to those... Except for yelling fire. Yes. Well, actually, you kind of can at the moment.

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1817.542 - 1831.353 Sacha Baron Cohen

I mean, you know, the internet companies, because they're not regulated because of this thing called Section 230, they can put out... Which is a free speech thing, right? Section 230 isn't really about free speech. It basically says you can't sue them.

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1832.114 - 1852.235 Sacha Baron Cohen

So once you can't sue a company, you know, they have no obligation to, you know, maintain the free speech of the United States in the same way that a restaurant can say, you know what, I'm going to throw you out of the restaurant for saying this or that or, you know. You know, having that KKK hood here.

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1853.516 - 1870.475 Sacha Baron Cohen

So I think the fact, you know, they're saying that they care about free speech, basically because it's fantastic for their business model. It means that they can have every single person in the world can be on Meta, can be on Instagram, can be on X, right? They don't care really about free speech.

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1871.796 - 1890.572 Jason Bateman

No, look at Elon Musk, who consistently talks about free speech, and he'll do that, and then out of the other side of his mouth, he's sort of decrying the government for doing X, Y, and Z, or he's kicking people off, or he's muting them on Twitter. I actually don't want to talk about this. I don't want to give him any more airtime. The guy's such a...

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1891.272 - 1902.78 Jason Bateman

in my opinion, so fucking unfunny it's crazy, which is, I think, the most damning thing about one of, no, a lot of damning things, but the fact is how profoundly unfucking funny he is is so astonishing.

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1903.901 - 1916.83 Will Arnett

And that's why your work and your courage, quite frankly, in my opinion, is so valuable. And I'd take it, I wish you were back on a weekly show. I'd take it once a week.

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1918.051 - 1929.08 Jason Bateman

So thank you for all of that. I think you're right. Yeah, JB, we need to have that sort of, you need to be in there lampooning and really showing, shedding light on the hypocrisy alone is so fucking jarring, right?

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1929.1 - 1930.401 Will Arnett

Yeah, it's refreshing.

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1930.421 - 1937.647 Jason Bateman

I mean, it must be fun for you when you have those people say, when you put them in that position and then they say the thing that you're like, fucking hell, this is unreal.

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1938.147 - 1957.835 Sacha Baron Cohen

Yeah, yeah. I mean, obviously, it's horrific, but you go, you know, while I'm actually in the room, I'm editing the scene as well. Right. So in my head, I'm going, you know, once they've got the thing, I go, oh, that's great. And now one follow up question, bang, okay, now I'm going to move on to the next bit. You know, because there's obviously no direct to that. Yeah.

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1958.135 - 1967.263 Will Arnett

Where did you, you know, I've always been taken by your... Figure. Yeah, your silhouette.

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1967.283 - 1970.085 Sacha Baron Cohen

It is surprisingly... Think more about that.

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1970.566 - 1971.787 Will Arnett

I mean, sure.

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1971.827 - 1976.709 Sacha Baron Cohen

What do you mean? What do you mean, my figure? Stay on that topic. What do you mean?

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1976.729 - 2001.674 Will Arnett

It's surprisingly... It's surprisingly... But I did say sneaky handsome in the intro, I believe. Thank you. And you did start as a model, but we won't even talk about that. More Wikipedia accuracy. But your ability as an actor is like, you know, breathtaking might be overstating it, but I don't have a better word.

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2001.694 - 2002.834 Sacha Baron Cohen

I don't know. I don't know.

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2004.615 - 2021.161 Will Arnett

But it's like your comedy is never, your comedy never comes from jokes and you're never making, you know, it's rarely as a pratfall or making faces. It's about your ability to be so convincing with an extremely eccentric character and

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2021.981 - 2041.119 Will Arnett

And yet you can be literally sitting in front of somebody who is super smart and maybe even primed to sort of sniff out some gotcha moments and they still can't tell that it's you. But not even when you're doing, you know, those characters, when you're just in films and dramas and stuff like where you didn't, you didn't take formal training as an actor, did you?

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2042.21 - 2051.038 Sacha Baron Cohen

I only did one course. I studied with Philippe Gaulier, the legendary clown teacher.

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2051.138 - 2051.639 Will Arnett

Clown school.

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2052.599 - 2059.706 Sacha Baron Cohen

At l'école Philippe Gaulier. At a clown school. That was it. I did it. But no, I didn't really train in acting, no.

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2060.266 - 2065.25 Will Arnett

It's just something that... Your commitment. Does it just come natural to you?

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2066.291 - 2097.604 Sacha Baron Cohen

How do you... Well, I think... Yeah, I think, you know, we did an experiment after, in 2016. That show, Who's America, came out of me and my collaborator, Ant Hines and Dan Zweimer. We basically said, you know what, let's just create some characters. I'd done a movie. It'd been a complete bomb. And I was like, let's take this opportunity to create some characters. And we decided to go...

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2098.624 - 2121.153 Sacha Baron Cohen

Every week for the next 10 weeks, we're going to create a character, write it, create a fake prosthetic head for it, and at the end of the week, shoot with a real person, with a character. And I did that for 10 weeks, and there were a variety of crazy characters, some that made it to the show. Six we put in the show. And then I realized, basically...

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2122.426 - 2146.247 Sacha Baron Cohen

What I was able to do is once I've got the way the character speaks, and once I work out what it looks like, and once I work out what the clothes are, and I've got a couple of phrases, I can just stick in it. So that was... Because that was a couple of weeks in, I was like, oh, this is what I can do is I can... You know, they call it inhabiting a character, but I actually kind of...

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2147.315 - 2153.366 Sacha Baron Cohen

You know, if I've got 30 seconds or whatever, then I can go in it. There must be something wrong with my brain.

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2153.789 - 2167.898 Will Arnett

No, I think some people, it's just comfortable to them to pretend to be somebody else, and they just know how to be super subtle and convincing and authentic, and it doesn't trip them up, and you're able to stay in it.

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2167.938 - 2184.489 Jason Bateman

Well, there's a freedom, but there's a freedom, too, if you think about it, because a lot of those times when you're shooting, especially some of the sort of, whether it's Borat or Brunner or whatever, you've created a character or multiple characters, right? But the people you're working with are not aware that they're in a scene in the same way, right?

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2184.929 - 2211.869 Jason Bateman

So it's much— A, it's difficult because it's complete verite, right? You're actually in their real life, right? So you've got to not just convince the audience. You've got to convince the person you're dealing with in the moment that you're real, a real person, right? Yeah. So you've got to do that. And there must be a certain— I don't know, like making that leap is tough, I would imagine.

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2211.909 - 2214.033 Jason Bateman

Like just getting into that.

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2214.574 - 2225.742 Sacha Baron Cohen

Yeah, what making it real. I mean, it's funny, sometimes I get... You know, I'll have a director say, you know, I want you to do, you know, a scripted movie. And they'll go, this time you're going to be playing a real person.

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2226.303 - 2227.164 Will Arnett

Right.

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2227.184 - 2240.615 Sacha Baron Cohen

And I go, hold on, the other people I play are real people, which is why I'm with Dick Cheney for three hours. And he doesn't doubt once that he's with a real person. What about Giuliani?

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2241.756 - 2243.898 Will Arnett

I mean, thank God. You started that.

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2243.958 - 2264.255 Sacha Baron Cohen

What can you say? Can you say anything? Can you talk about Giuliani? Yes, yeah, I can, I think, talk about Giuliani. That was amazing. I mean, essentially, you know, that movie... So we were like, why do we bring Borat back? And actually, I've got to thank Kimmel. where Kim said, we want you on. It was like the midterms.

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2265.455 - 2295.036 Sacha Baron Cohen

And he wanted me to do some sketch where basically I was a kind of Ashton Kutcher type who had been manipulating Kanye West into turning him into a character that was so ridiculous that he would hang out with Donald Trump. And basically I said, I'll do it so long as Kanye will do it. This was years ago. This was 2008. 18, right? And so I called up Kanye and said, will you do this thing?

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2295.076 - 2315.547 Sacha Baron Cohen

And it would be, you know, he'd already met up with Trump and I said, will you do this sketch where it says, you know, we're planning out, you know, we're going to create this ridiculous character and it's going to end up with you in Trump Tower and it's going to be as if you were playing along. And he said, I love the idea, but, you know, I need the president to agree. And I was like, Trump?

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2315.847 - 2340.883 Sacha Baron Cohen

I go, don't, no, no, don't ask him. So, I couldn't do, he goes, no, I love him and I want you to, I need to ask him. I go, please do not tell him we're doing this sketch at all. So, I couldn't do that sketch. And then basically, I decided to do Borat. Actually, I spoke to Chris Rock. Is that a name drop? I think so. Sure.

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2341.404 - 2341.844 Will Arnett

We'll pick it up.

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2341.864 - 2360.999 Sacha Baron Cohen

It's a kind of name drop. Yeah. Here it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a name drop. So, I spoke to Chris Rock, world famous comedian and actor. And he said, why don't you... You know, I was in a rush. Basically, I was going to go on air two days' time. He said, just do Borat going door-to-door. We did Borat door-to-door, got the moustache out of storage.

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2362.04 - 2391.622 Sacha Baron Cohen

And then I realised that basically Borat was just an extreme form of Trump. They had almost identical views... Wal-Mart was kind of 30 to 40% more extreme with everything. I was like, oh, great, we can bring him back for Trump. And then I was like, how do I infiltrate, you know, Trump's world? I go, okay, if he has a daughter who's 15, wouldn't it be great if, you know, Trump had sex with her?

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2392.637 - 2414.703 Sacha Baron Cohen

And so, you know, originally I was trying to work out how to get this, you know, actress in with Trump. We got her close to him for a while, but it was, you know, we spoke to a lot of ex-secret service guys, and the idea was like, I would kind of jump out of the wall somewhere. We had like all these plans where, you know, Trump would be in a room, I would be inside the wall.

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2414.803 - 2438.674 Sacha Baron Cohen

We would, you know, hollow out a wall, then build it up around me. And then I burst out when he was with her. And an ex-top Secret Service guy looked after the president. And we go, what do you think of this plan? I'm going to be in there. I'll be in there for like five hours. He said, the issue is that the Secret Service have a machine that sees if there's anyone else, anyone in the walls. No.

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2439.657 - 2454.845 Sacha Baron Cohen

And I go, all right. So I go, what's worse comes worse. They find that I'm there. And what, they pull me out? He goes, no, they shoot you dead. I go, why? He goes, because why else would you be in a, why would there be a living person inside a wall unless they were trusting you?

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2454.885 - 2457.646 Will Arnett

Safe assumption that they can't negotiate with a guy like you. They'd just kill him.

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2457.866 - 2483.554 Sacha Baron Cohen

So we basically gave up on Trump. Also, you know, We thought at the time that, you know, he was the most protected person in the world. I mean, this was prior to those last unfortunate incidents. But Rudy... But then we found out Rudy was a possibility. A little bit of a softer target. Yeah, but we knew that he was going to be crucial. Yeah. And we kind of researched him.

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2483.914 - 2510.173 Sacha Baron Cohen

We found out what he drank, when he started drinking. Was the answer anything? I'm just asking. There was a particular type of alcohol. But then we heard that he would sweep the room. He had a very senior head of security who would come in and sweep the room. And so we built a kind of fake... inside the wardrobe.

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2510.213 - 2538.122 Sacha Baron Cohen

So a fake back to, there was a wardrobe that if somebody opened it, it would have a fake back to him. Behind that was me. And so the idea was, you know, I'd just stand in there for, you know, an hour and a half and the necessary bit, jump out, if he was close to kissing, you know, the girl playing my daughter. And anyway, basically, we had a crew member who accidentally put me in the wrong room.

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2538.142 - 2558.393 Sacha Baron Cohen

And I said, you know, so I would have to be in position for, you know, for this to happen. Otherwise, you know, there's no way to get into the room because his head of security would come into the room, sweep the room, sweep every room, and then he would sit outside so no one could come in with Rudy and her. And I was in the wrong room.

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2559.073 - 2577.467 Sacha Baron Cohen

And I said, wait a minute, how long till Rudy, you know, goes to the room? And he said, oh, he's on his way there now. And I was like, now? And basically I ran to the room and I literally saw Rudy's leg come around the corner. I ducked into the room, went into the wardrobe, went behind the fake wall, closed it.

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2577.547 - 2599.09 Sacha Baron Cohen

And then I heard the door open off his security, you know, sweep the room that I was in and then come out. So he swept through the room. We did the scene, you know, eventually. Oh, by the way, so I'm in there for an hour and a half. And, you know, the only way I can communicate with the director was through a cell phone. And we thought of everything.

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2599.15 - 2621.513 Sacha Baron Cohen

I pick up the cell phone, I'm in the pitch black, and there's 3%. You know, an hour and a half. I was like, we did everything. We've got hidden cameras. But somebody had not charged the cell phone. So at some point, I had to kind of climb out of it and make eye contact with the brilliant actor Maria, who's playing my daughter. And she's like, really just on the bed.

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2621.573 - 2641.95 Sacha Baron Cohen

And she's like coming out, looking at me, going, what do I do? And... And eventually, I confronted Rudy. He freaks out, goes out the room, and his head of security pushes me into the room. You know, I'm playing Borat, and Borat, you know, is so naive. You know, if he sees a chair, he'll say, what is this machine with four legs? You know?

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2642.43 - 2658.345 Sacha Baron Cohen

And suddenly the head of security pushed me back into the room going, you're going nowhere. Because I had an escape route. So my security guy was going to take me down the escape route, but the head of security pushes me into the room and goes, you're going nowhere, you're staying right here. And I said, this is a false imprisonment.

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2658.705 - 2682.136 Sacha Baron Cohen

You are standing on my property and you will leave now and unhand me now. And basically he realized that and read the law. Ran down, ran down the fire escape, got into a car, got to the crew hotel, and then essentially my lawyer says, he found out what we did, and he said, okay, you've got to get out the state now. I go, that's ridiculous. Why?

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2682.176 - 2711.706 Sacha Baron Cohen

They go, Rudy had called something, and I'd met the manager of the hotel a year onwards in D.C., And he said Rudy had done something, I don't know what he'd called in, but he said every single type of law enforcement descended on the hotel, shut down the hotel, they confiscated all the equipment, all the crew was stuck in the hotel rooms. And then my security, I had a policeman that I'd hired

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2712.626 - 2738.266 Sacha Baron Cohen

He realized that I'd set up Rudy Giuliani. He immediately told Rudy's security where I lived, where I was staying. Jesus Christ. And so my lawyer was like, get the hell out of New York City now. I was like, that seems a little bit over the top. I called up this other security guy I know. I know a lot of security guys. Who runs these kind of detectives, you know, New York and stuff like that.

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2738.286 - 2757.387 Sacha Baron Cohen

And I said, listen, I've been told I have to leave New York State immediately. you know, in the next 20 minutes, because I interviewed someone, and I go, he goes, what did you do? And I go, you know, war likes, you know, lingerie, and da-da-da, politician. I go, he goes, who was it? I go, you know, it was Giuliani. He goes, get the hell out of the hotel now.

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2758.568 - 2778.149 Sacha Baron Cohen

So I start texting everyone who I knew outside of New York, go, hi, how's it going? Haven't seen you for a few years. This was the middle of the pandemic. You know, this is when Manhattan was completely empty. You'd go up Fifth Avenue. There was not a car or a person. I go, how's it going? Any chance I could stay soon? When? 15 minutes.

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2781.423 - 2791.329 Sacha Baron Cohen

And people are like, you know, people are like freaked out, not responding. Eventually, one of them says yes. And basically, I drive to Connecticut. And it was fantastic.

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2791.79 - 2794.751 Will Arnett

But you got all the footage and you got your equipment.

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2794.772 - 2800.095 Sacha Baron Cohen

We got all the footage. And then, yeah, it was interesting. It was interesting.

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2802.076 - 2808 Will Arnett

And we will be right back. And now back to the show.

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2810.242 - 2836.792 Will Arnett

So Sasha, I would imagine that the thrill of acting and also the sort of the, and the social relevance, political relevance of some of your efforts is thrilling. Does it compare with just the pure acting thrill of being in a film that's directed by Martin Scorsese? I mean, that's just one third of what you're doing when you're doing your other stuff. Can you compare the two of them?

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2836.872 - 2838.693 Will Arnett

Are you drawn towards one versus the other?

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2839.608 - 2864.842 Sacha Baron Cohen

I mean, I am... I remember the first film I did was Talladega Nights. Yeah. And it was the first trailer I'd been in. Ricky Bubby. And I went in, Ricky Bubby, and... And basically, I remember seeing that there was a bed in the trailer. And I'd never had a trailer beforehand because we'd always been in the back of a car. I was like, why is there a bed? Somebody's accidentally put a bed in my room.

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2864.862 - 2885.316 Sacha Baron Cohen

They go, no, that's... I go, what am I meant to do with it? Sleep, you know. And so I thought, wow, this is actually an incredible gig. But, you know, when it's the other staff... It is, I mean, it's much less stressful. Yeah. Although, you know, I just did this show with Alfonso Cuaron.

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2885.456 - 2887.938 Will Arnett

Yes, let's talk about that. That's coming on Apple.

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2887.978 - 2893.303 Sacha Baron Cohen

Well, we had like a 15-minute scene, yeah, with me and Cate Blanchett. They wanted to do it in one take.

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2893.623 - 2902.631 Will Arnett

Yeah. And that became pretty exhausting and pretty... Do you have a passion for acting, like the frickin' craft of acting? You know...

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2903.462 - 2911.067 Sacha Baron Cohen

I mean, if it's good and you're working with an incredible director, then, and you're an incredible director, my friend.

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2911.607 - 2913.168 Will Arnett

I love you so much.

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2913.188 - 2920.692 Sacha Baron Cohen

No, you are. Can I just say, let's do the remainder of this about Jason. But yeah, then it is great.

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2920.732 - 2926.136 Will Arnett

But it's in different categories for you, though, yes? I mean, it's not comparable, right? They're different things, yes? No.

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2926.736 - 2946.973 Sacha Baron Cohen

No, because you're just doing the act. You know, everything else is, how are we going to get into the room? What's the escape route? Who's that person? That person's looking suspicious. This person doesn't quite believe me. My fake ear is falling off my head, you know. And then you're, you know, number eight... in the thing is I'm gonna act this scene.

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2947.033 - 2969.968 Unknown Guest

Yeah. Sasha, I speak on behalf of millions of people that are fans of yours, like I am, like huge fans, where we're constantly waiting for your next thing, because you're one of the few artists that combine art and politics and have been so successful in all of those improvisational types of whatever you call them, movies where you play these characters.

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2971.288 - 2985.976 Unknown Guest

Obviously, you can't tell us what it is you're working on, but could we expect another character to pop up in a movie soon? Are you excited about that type of thing to do that again? Because from the outside, I can't wait.

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2986.036 - 2989.037 Jason Bateman

Short of the straight acting thing with Cate Blanchett.

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2989.478 - 2992.319 Unknown Guest

I can't wait for those types of things again.

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2992.459 - 3015.229 Sacha Baron Cohen

Or are you done with that? I think they are... Yeah, I mean, the last one became so extreme. And... It was, you know, after that gun rally thing that I was talking about, I was essentially on the run. I had a militia kind of following me, and I was going from safe house to safe house for about four days. That's the movie. Yeah, exactly.

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3015.289 - 3033.201 Sacha Baron Cohen

By the way, I mean, it's, that was, yeah, it kind of is the movie because, you know, you finish that, that song with that militia, you go, oh, that went really well. And then, you know, the escape itself is tough because we're in an ambulance. We're surrounded by 30 guys trying to pull me out of the ambulance. They pull open the door, you know, I'm struggling.

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3033.221 - 3035.783 Unknown Guest

But we can't get enough of that. We can't get enough of that.

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3035.923 - 3052.134 Sacha Baron Cohen

Yeah, I mean, no one's really... You know, that's the behind-the-scenes stuff. At some point, there needs to be a behind-the-scenes movie. We shot... We did have... We've got a bunch of footage of the last 25 years, but... Yeah, that... I think it became so crazy in the last one that you realize...

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3053.462 - 3060.406 Sacha Baron Cohen

You've got to be, there's a certain amount of skill and preparation, but also you've got to be lucky. And at some point, your luck runs out.

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3060.566 - 3077.694 Will Arnett

Your luck runs out. And just the practicality of it, because it has been so successful for so long, this type of, again, for lack of a better term, ambush type of thing. People know you. They love these films. Millions and millions of people have seen them. You just can't sneak up on anybody anymore.

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3078.175 - 3097.16 Sacha Baron Cohen

Yes. Well, I think just the danger element meant that... I just didn't really want to do it again. You know, I felt I had to do it for that election. I had to do it. I felt it was like, you know, I was terrified about... Well, let's not come off the gas just yet, okay? Yes.

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3097.681 - 3105.644 Will Arnett

We're not out of the woods yet, Sasha. Still need you. That's true. You know, I haven't asked you one fucking question, and we're done.

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3105.904 - 3106.265 Sacha Baron Cohen

You're out.

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3106.305 - 3124.183 Will Arnett

We're finished with the time. No, I've got all these things all, like, highlighted and everything. It's... I apologize to the listener. We haven't done any legitimate journalism here. Let's at least talk about Disclaimer and working with Alfonso Cuaron and Apple and Cate Blanchett.

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3124.223 - 3139.712 Will Arnett

I mean, it's well, well, well deserved for your acting talents to be working with these people at the top of the profession. So have you seen it all the way through, Disclaimer?

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3140.032 - 3143.434 Sacha Baron Cohen

I watched it for the first time in Venice.

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3143.994 - 3144.254 Will Arnett

Yeah.

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3144.734 - 3165.669 Sacha Baron Cohen

And I mean, no one could believe that I hadn't watched it until then. And the embarrassing thing was I was laughing at the jokes that I'm making out. There's not many, but it's quite embarrassing. You're at a premiere watching yourself and you're one of the only people laughing at it. And then I was like really moved by one of my performances. I was like near tit.

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3166.029 - 3171.155 Sacha Baron Cohen

And I realized I'm just a complete narcissist, just looking, just really moved by my own performance.

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3171.195 - 3175.42 Jason Bateman

Wait, it wasn't until Venice this year that you realized that?

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3178.073 - 3185.599 Sacha Baron Cohen

I never knew there was a connection between actors in movies and narcissism. No, I had no idea.

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3185.619 - 3194.645 Will Arnett

I'll bet it's absolutely stunning. It's actually excellent. It comes out October... Or it came out. When is it? Came out. When is it?

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3194.765 - 3199.348 Sacha Baron Cohen

October 11th. Yeah, it came out. It came out October 11th.

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3202.871 - 3203.071 Sacha Baron Cohen

Yeah.

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3204.172 - 3208.935 Jason Bateman

No, I mean, October 11th. The weather was so great that day.

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3209.996 - 3218.942 Will Arnett

Sasha, when do we get to... Are you coming back to Los Angeles at any time soon? Yes, I will. I'd love to see you. Damn it, I love seeing you.

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3218.962 - 3221.083 Sacha Baron Cohen

And Sean, it'd be lovely to meet you in the flesh.

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3221.263 - 3227.567 Unknown Guest

I would love that too. I'm around. Just give a shout. If you need a place to crash when you're in trouble in New York again, my place is yours.

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3227.647 - 3232.731 Sacha Baron Cohen

If you don't mind malicious coming to your door. No, are you kidding? What do they look like?

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3233.371 - 3238.455 Will Arnett

You were really, really nice to say yes to this. I know you don't do this a lot. No, no, no.

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3238.495 - 3251.363 Sacha Baron Cohen

I'm awful at it. The honest truth is I'm very bad at it. It's terrible to me. Even though I'll see you socially. Socially, it's a pleasure, but the slight pressure with the... No pressure. No, this is great.

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3251.383 - 3252.484 Jason Bateman

This is fantastic.

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3252.824 - 3266.813 Sacha Baron Cohen

By the way, very muscly. I can see your... I don't know if you're doing this intentionally, but I've seen glutes. Oh, no, he's got everything. No, you've been working out. You're looking very muscly. Put your arms down. Are you doing this for a reason?

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3266.973 - 3268.813 Jason Bateman

This is from my pinup collection.

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3268.854 - 3270.154 Sacha Baron Cohen

Wow. Early shorts.

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💬 0

3270.234 - 3272.995 Jason Bateman

I think this was my July from my calendar. Wow.

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3273.696 - 3275.616 Sacha Baron Cohen

Wow, you really actually do look incredible.

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3275.897 - 3285.657 Will Arnett

Prison with Arnett, that's the calendar? Yeah, it's so good. Sasha, thank you so, so, so much. No, thank you. We love you a lot. Please come out to LA.

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3285.697 - 3289.76 Sacha Baron Cohen

I love you. No, seriously, I love you both. Sean, you seem very lovely.

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3290.04 - 3291.281 Will Arnett

He's the best of the three of us.

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3291.322 - 3297.066 Sacha Baron Cohen

Miss you, Sasha. Always a pleasure. These two, I do love. I do love. We're trash compared to him.

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3297.427 - 3301.01 Unknown Guest

I love you, Sasha, even though we don't know each other, I love you. You love me?

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3301.73 - 3311.461 Sacha Baron Cohen

I feel affectionate. I feel an instant warmth. Oh, he's a little love thing. Yeah, yeah. Very charming and lovely persona.

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3311.682 - 3315.466 Jason Bateman

You just want to pet him when you see him. He totally does seem like that. You're right.

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3315.807 - 3326.077 Sacha Baron Cohen

You're not going to sue me for saying that, are you? Okay. K. Monty Strong on our podcast. Loved it.

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3327.538 - 3330.88 Will Arnett

Thank you, buddy. Thank you and goodbye. Enjoy the rest of your night.

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3330.9 - 3331.361 Sacha Baron Cohen

Thank you.

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3331.641 - 3336.465 Will Arnett

Thank you for agreeing to... I can't wait for disclaimer. Everybody check it out on Apple.

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3336.505 - 3339.928 Sacha Baron Cohen

Honestly, I would say I thought it was excellent.

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3340.413 - 3347.297 Jason Bateman

Yeah, we'll see you at the Emmys, I'll bet. I hope they put, they should put that on the poster. I think it's excellent.

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3347.357 - 3356.503 Sacha Baron Cohen

I personally thought it was excellent. By the way, I have seen stuff that I've done. I was like, that is bad. I laughed and I cried at myself.

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3357.597 - 3362.139 Jason Bateman

But it'd be pretty fucking funny to have a quote from one of the stars of the film.

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3362.159 - 3374.423 Sacha Baron Cohen

All of them. Cate Blanchett. Cate Blanchett. A guaranteed Emmy tour de force. Cate Blanchett. End of quote. Kevin Kline. I am in this.

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3375.083 - 3376.264 Will Arnett

Oh, Kevin Kline's in it too?

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3376.544 - 3378.885 Sacha Baron Cohen

Kevin Kline's in it. He's actually fantastic in it.

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3379.106 - 3381.367 Will Arnett

Oh, God, I love him. I love him. I'd like to see more from him.

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3381.727 - 3388.111 Sacha Baron Cohen

All right. Enjoy the rest of your night. All right. Thank you. See you soon. Love to everyone. Okay, toodaloo. Thank you. Bye.

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3388.151 - 3388.552 Unknown Guest

Bye, pal.

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3388.932 - 3389.252 Sacha Baron Cohen

Bye, bye.

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3391.24 - 3393.682 Unknown Guest

That's a great guest, Jay. That was really, really great.

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3393.742 - 3399.206 Jason Bateman

Yeah, great job, JB. I just love him. He's got great stories.

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3399.447 - 3412.017 Will Arnett

One of the funniest guys ever. I mean, he's up there with Sean Hayes, Will Arnett, and Will Ferrell in my world. I just can't. I get in an instant good mood when I'm with these people.

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3412.177 - 3419.803 Unknown Guest

I was going to say to him, nobody does. I mean, it sounds so cliche to say it, but it's true. Nobody does what he does. Nobody's ever done what he does.

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3420.183 - 3423.766 Will Arnett

No one's got the intelligence, the balls, or the acting talent to do what he does.

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3424.046 - 3429.33 Unknown Guest

Yeah, it's like a Peter Sellers... Which is his hero, by the way.

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3429.35 - 3431.872 Will Arnett

Oh, really? We didn't even get into that. Yeah, that's his idol.

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3431.972 - 3443.882 Unknown Guest

It's like a version of that in real life when he goes... But applying it to the real world. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Right, which is so... It's really cool. I never met him before. He just seems so...

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3444.942 - 3455.791 Will Arnett

I'd love to hang out with him. He's the greatest at a party. I just start to hover, and he's eventually got to walk away from me because I just put in too much time.

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3455.811 - 3460.274 Unknown Guest

Yeah, he seems hyper-intelligent. He is. Oh, yeah, Cambridge, educated.

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3460.474 - 3466.559 Will Arnett

Oh, wow. Yeah, of course. Not a ding-dong. Speaking of ding-dongs, what's for lunch today, Sean?

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3467.7 - 3471.587 Unknown Guest

I'm going to do a French dip. And with French fries.

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3471.667 - 3483.532 Will Arnett

Why is it always something special? What do you mean? It's always got something with sauce or like some kind of like really electric flavor to it. How about just like some sort of sustenance?

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3484.152 - 3489.235 Unknown Guest

Aren't you amazed at how fast I know my answers whenever you ask what I had or what I'm going to have?

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3489.315 - 3493.857 Will Arnett

Well, we're cutting into it right now, right? You can probably smell it, right? It's two o'clock in these coasts.

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3494.217 - 3495.317 Unknown Guest

You can probably smell it.

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3495.337 - 3497.759 Will Arnett

Yeah. Is it already... It's just waiting on the table.

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3497.779 - 3502.782 Unknown Guest

Where is it from? No, the second night. There's a place, a block away. I can't remember the name of it.

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3502.983 - 3504.584 Will Arnett

Don't say the name. Someone will try to poison you.

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3505.004 - 3516.873 Unknown Guest

Yeah, no. I can't remember. But it's a block away. It only takes a second to get. Yeah. It's so good. Wow. It's so good. It's one of the best in the city. You know what I'm going to have? What? Nothing.

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3517.313 - 3527.56 Will Arnett

Yeah. You know what you should have? Because I've got this stupid level of discipline because of my passion for my character, my strung out Vince Friedkin. I get it. I know you do.

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3527.96 - 3530.102 Unknown Guest

I know you're joking, but it's true and it's very admirable.

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3531.503 - 3534.805 Jason Bateman

It's not a healthy way to do it. I know. I'm tired of being thin.

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3535.205 - 3541.872 Unknown Guest

But Wednesday, that's what I'm saying. Wednesday, after Wednesday is over and you wrap your beautiful show, an amazing show that everybody's going to go ape shit about.

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3542.312 - 3548.178 Will Arnett

Yeah, Thursday. No, Wednesday or... No, yeah, Wednesday I wrap. So Thursday, our dinner, can it be something super fattening?

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3548.639 - 3569.199 Jason Bateman

Yeah. I have to have... So I'm not... Because I have lost weight. I'm on a new thing, which is it's all about... Eating more and eating the right thing. And that's what I'm talking about. Losing weight unhealthily is not good. You can lose weight and also do it in a healthy way and look like this. How are you doing?

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3569.52 - 3571.882 Will Arnett

So then what am I going to have Thursday night? Am I going to have steak?

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3572.142 - 3576.927 Jason Bateman

You know, steak okay? Yeah, a lot of steak and veggies. No starch, no bread, no nothing like that.

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3576.967 - 3578.508 Unknown Guest

Can't you do pizza? Can you do pizza?

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3578.528 - 3579.91 Jason Bateman

You can have a little bit. No.

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3580.768 - 3580.948 Unknown Guest

No.

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3581.168 - 3589.532 Jason Bateman

No, man. A little bit of starch at lunch, a tiny bit, like a little bit of maybe a sweet potato, a couple pieces, maybe a little bit of rice, like that much. Yeah. A couple, yeah.

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3589.872 - 3595.415 Will Arnett

You got to release the valve every once in a while. So you want a little tiny little bite of pizza, Sean, go ahead. One sheet meal a week.

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3595.895 - 3620.266 Jason Bateman

One meal. To keep your metabolic rate going, right? Yeah, one. But it's not about, here's the other thing. It's not fast metabolism or slow metabolism, it turns out. Hot or cold. And what you need to do to keep your metabolism hot is you need to feed it with the right stuff at the right time of day. I went and saw this guy. Unbelievable. Yeah. Unreal. Is the guy you're dating? Oh, a nutritionist.

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3620.926 - 3635.653 Jason Bateman

I mean, we're just seeing each other. He, I mean, I met him right behind, you know, the party store on Sunset. Sure. So... Yeah. Oh, I know the guy.

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3635.674 - 3640.22 Will Arnett

And I hear... He says, I'm going to be on a Corolla. Yeah.

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3640.521 - 3660.32 Jason Bateman

And he... No, anyway. How many times did he flash the brights? What was the code? It was Morse code, and I thought he said, help, and it was, can you help me with my pants?

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3660.66 - 3667.944 Unknown

He was just, you know, he was just a person. He was like a bystander, bystander.

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3667.984 - 3671.666 Will Arnett

Well, just commit to it. Someone's hungry. Try to do it without going up on by this time. Okay, okay.

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3676.229 - 3679.274 Unknown Guest

So the guy, I know that guy that you met behind the party's door.

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3679.294 - 3689.631 Will Arnett

He was just a regular bystander. Yeah, not as good, but... Bye, everybody.

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3689.711 - 3690.192 Sean Hayes

Bye.

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3703.406 - 3712.237 Jason Bateman

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