Episode#701: Bryan tells a story about telling stories to potential lover while visiting a cabin in North Georgia. The party gets a little naked, but Bryan can't get out of his own way and unfortunately he puts himself in the friend zone by talking all night! But that won't stop him from telling more stories about his storytelling. Y Bryan 3000 commercial Bryan’s storytime: A cabin in North Georgia with friends White water rafting Bryan makes up sh*t everywhere The friendzone TV Shows update: Severance & Paradise TLC’s #1 fan Baylen Out Loud, 90 Days Fiance & 7 Little Johnstons A police officer making ends meet Watch episode #701 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is the central story Bryan shares in this episode?
I love Jon Hamm.
Did you watch all those Fargos? I did watch all the Fargos.
Yes, I've watched all the Fargos. A return to form this last season. A return to form. I really liked the first season. I kind of liked the second season. The season with Chris Rock was not my favorite season. It just kind of dragged a little bit. I thought the story was a little too forced. But then the fourth season, which I think is the last one with Jon Hamm, very, very good.
Very good, yeah.
Have you watched The Hole? Is it The Hole? The one with... Well, that's... But that's been out for so long, I think if you wanted to watch it, you could watch it. It's about a giant hole in the ground. It's literally about a giant hole in the ground, and it's starring that guy. Now I'm not going to... I'm going to fucking forget his name. He was in No Country for Old Men.
Not Harvey or Burden, but the other one. He's like a gruff...
He's got a goatee. He talks like this. And you see he's got a really cool low voice. And he says, hey, someone done killed some drug dealers up on the ranch. And now I got to go take care of it. So I need you to stay here. I got this bag of money. Remember No Country for Old Men? Yeah, I do. One of the best movies.
Now everybody's looking.
Well, I'm looking at my phone because I'm trying to remember what I just watched.
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Chapter 3: What happened during the cabin trip in North Georgia?
Yeah, when we first moved here, the person who lived here before us said that she was an old lady, an old kook. And she said, oh, kook. And she told the UPS and the FedEx drivers, I don't want you coming to my front door because the dog barks and it bothers me. So leave it on the side of the house.
And so for a year or two, whenever we got a package, it ended up wet on the side of the house, like in the mud, on the trash can, down the street. It was crazy. It was crazy. So finally, I had to have a conversation with the guys. I'm like, hey, dudes. We're okay.
Bring it to the door. Blue's going to bark no matter what.
Yeah, I don't care.
We're used to it.
Throw it at the door. Just get it somewhere close to the front of the house, and I'd be happy. I'm always, like, searching around the woods for my packages. Like, did it blow over there or did it go over there? And that also reminds me, like, there's the trash can people. The trash can people, the trash folks, they're lovely human beings.
And I know that's got to be the most thankless job in the world. You've got to sit in that stank, in that sweaty, hot mess during the summers and cold during the winters, flying on the back of that truck. Rain, all of it. I think about a day like today when it's just raining cats and dogs, and you've got to be on the back of that truck because today's our trash day.
You've got to be hanging on to that truck, wet with all that sloppy garbage flying all over you. God, I could never do that job. But then they have this automatic trash can machine that grabs it and throws it up in the back. Do you know what I'm talking about? The arm that just grabs it?
Ours has it too, yeah.
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