Bryan Green
speaker
209,569 appearances
419 recordings
1 series
first heard Jan 2024
last heard 6d ago
Bryan Green’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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You know, I want to thank the very few of you, and I mean the very few of you, who have decided to reach out to make sure that I am okay after major surgery.
I mean, come on, guys, I'm on my back, I'm cut open, I got doctors poking and prodding, I got CO2 gas filling up my belly, and no one, and I mean no one, gives a shit.
Well, we'll see how eager I am to contact you during your time of health need.
But to the few of you that
Did reach out, I want to say I'm feeling terrible.
Surgery went well, but I'm feeling terrible.
I'm a big baby.
This just goes to prove it.
It's my second major surgery in three years, and I would gladly take getting my neck cut open versus getting my belly cut open any day of the week.
If you've had pieces of your belly removed, then you know just what a pain in the ass it is to recover.
So even though I'm here yapping away on this best of, it'll be the only yapping I probably
I'm gonna tell Astrid I still don't feel well.
I'm gonna get my sprite and crackers, I'm gonna go into my room, and I'm gonna lock the goddamn door.
Because my health is more important than anything else that's going on in the world.
And that includes the commercial break.
But Chrissy and I will be back shortly.
We will be back shortly.
This will not last for long.
I do promise you that much.
So bringing it all around, to the few that checked in on me, I'd love you very much.
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