Episode #633: Secrets, secrets, are no fun, unless they're shared with everyone (us)! Send us drama! Post-election emotions Mark Wahlberg’s restaurant caught fire Mark’s journey No one huffs and puffs like Vince Frankie Valli Bryan the lip sync reader Yes I DO in fact LOVE a shitty Christmas rom com! -Christina Crappy TV DRAMA!!!! A very old ask TCB Bryan gets honest Intimacy! Sex! Everything! Another AskTCB about SECRETS Wife & Husband Rules A broken penis! Semen-less orgasms Kundalini yoga Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What are the post-election emotions?
Fuck fake moaning. If he doesn't know how to rock your world, pull him in close and start booing in his ear. We don't have time for that shit.
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I just started planting little seeds here and there. It was so tough, especially when I got drunk. And I made a rule, I'm going to do no cocaine around this guy, because if I do, the first thing that's coming out of my mouth is your girlfriend's cheating on you. Yeah. Because again, you only have so much to talk about while you're high on cocaine. Okay?
Yeah.
Before we dissect the lyrics of Oasis' Wonderwall yet again, let's talk about some good juicy gossip.
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Jackass and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the Ivanka to my Jared, Kristen, Joey, Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen.
Best to you, Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. And I sincerely mean that. We're all going to get through it. It's going to be okay. I don't want you to sweat too much. Yet. Another two months. It'll be all right. Apply for your green cards now. You'll be fine. Everything will be okay. Half the country is waking up with a terrible hangover.
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Chapter 5: What are the latest updates on Bryan's life?
That's the ultimate Huffer Puffer.
That was it.
My heart.
My heart. No, seriously. My heart.
Poor Vince. He's still kicking it all those times. Yeah. But I saw those New Kids on the Block videos and I was just, I was amazed. I was bedazzled by the energy on the stage. Very nostalgic. Speaking of New Kids on the Block, on stage, being a little bit older, have you seen those? I showed you, I think, the Frankie Valli videos, the videos of Frankie Valli. That is criminal.
Whatever is going on there is criminal. I don't care what he says. Frankie Valli, Google it. Put it up there. Christina, put a link to a Frankie Valli live video from recently, from like the last two years. He's still out there touring.
He's going to go out doing what he loves, I guess, though.
That's what he says. That's what he put out on Twitter or something like that.
That's what his guardian put out.
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Chapter 6: How do secrets impact relationships?
Yes. So this guy who started Kundalini Yoga, he had like a – he called it the secretariat, which was like 13 women who would follow him around everywhere running these multi, multi-million dollar businesses that he started because he had so many people following him for this Kundalini Yoga practice. Well, then one of these young girls who –
And maybe or maybe even not ever met this guy, decided she was going to take over the practice in Los Angeles.
There is that question, too.
Yes. I don't know because we haven't gotten to that part in the documentary, but I'm fascinated by it. I had heard of this person, this lady, this woman, and I had heard of her practices. Listen, Chrissy, we are much closer to this than you think. I'll share with you off air.
Oh, I believe.
We are much closer to this than you think. 100%. Listen, kundalini only goes so far, you know what I'm saying? And if you've been to a couple workshops, then you're going to know who you know and you're going to see what you see. And, you know, I'm not here to tell you whether or not that's good or bad or indifferent. I don't know. I think kundalini yoga is fine and I think it can help you
connect in some way, shape, or form energetically with the universe. But what that means, I don't know. That's different for every single person. What I do know, here's what I do know, is that I'm not going to sit around and start following someone blindly because they tell me that they have, like, the ancient wisdom, the ancient secret to connect with God, you know? I just don't, I don't know.
I don't buy it. I... Dr. Wayne Dyer said, be careful when the ego walks out the front door that it doesn't come in the back door, right? And here's what I mean by that. A lot of people, some with the best of intentions, become exactly what they walked away from. They become the thing they never, they become the thing that, not that they despise the most, but they are trying to not to be the most.
You know, you try and get away from like these kind of dogmatic religions that keep you boxed in and now you're praying to some, you know, star child in the sky or something like that. And then all of a sudden, 15 years later, you're sitting at the top of an altar praying to some star child in the sky. Yeah.
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Chapter 8: How do we navigate intimacy and relationships?
And as Chrissy pointed out, now we don't have to go through civil war. Yeah, I guess it's the silver lining. I said, yeah, we don't have to go through it in the next three months. We're just going to we're going to slowly go through it over the next four years. Yeah. Here we go. Here we go again. Buckle up. Be careful what you want. Be careful what you wish for. That's all I got to say.
Be careful what you wish for. So Trump will be the new president, according to some sources. And we get money morning quarterback all we want. But the truth is people just didn't show up to vote. Not enough people showed up to vote for Kamala Harris. And many more people have spoken. The people have spoken. And so there you go. And, you know, we don't always win.
And that's a lesson that I'm trying to teach the smallest of my children. And yet it seems like half the country doesn't understand that when it doesn't go their way. But I will share with you that I do understand that this is how it goes. And so if we're still able to vote now, we're still allowed to vote in four years from now. I will make sure that we go do that.
If my wife is still a citizen and my kids are still allowed to live here, then we'll go through that. And that's part of the reason why I get a little nervous about Trump presidency is because my wife is a newly minted citizen. And one of those yahoos on that side of the aisle is already talking about denaturalizing citizens from certain countries.
So and I'm sure that Venezuela is in the crosshairs because for some reason, remember, Trump came out when he during his presidency was talking about how great Venezuelans are. We love the Venezuelans. Yes. We're going to do everything for the Venezuelans. Let the Venezuelans in. The Venezuelans are great. And now they're eating the cats and eating the dogs or something. I'm not sure. But anyway.
So here you are. And here we are. Together we will get through this. Yes. I promise you we will be here through every tough inch of it. Hopefully providing a laugh every once in a while.
Well, the world is still going to need laughter and music.
Yes. Somebody pointed that out. Thank you, Kristen. Yes. And so now Brian will bring out his guitar. Yes. Or the piano and play, I'm on my way.
Just set me free.
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