Christina Archer
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
Well, let's see. Every single year I get Band-Aids from my family. Oh, Band-Aids. My mom gives me a pack of Band-Aids.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
I think they're very handy, but like every year I'm like, what kind of Band-Aids am I going to get?
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
Yeah. Like, I mean, last year I think there were unicorns.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
No, they're real band-aids and I really use them.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
But they're like for kids. So last year I was in charge of my mother's stocking and I gave her band-aids.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
Well, funnily enough, it started because as a kid, I used to use so many Band-Aids.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
I just used to always get cuts on my fingers.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
Yeah, I was known for having Band-Aid hands.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
I was going to say it's not that thoughtful.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
I think I might have done it once or twice. But not like a mean way. Normally it's like it's a nice thing, but like I just already have it.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
And like I don't want to tell someone if I already have something that they got me because they feel like they did put thought into it. It is something I would like. I do have it.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
Well, I was thinking that's a two-for-one deal.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
Have you guys heard the rendition of Ave Maria, sort of a different style, by David Bisbal?
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
Yeah. He's a Latin American artist, and it's very party forward. It's Ave, Ave Maria.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
And I love his music videos. I love the dancing.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
Merry Christmas to you and your balls. And cheers to you and your kitten.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
It came to me in a dream one night, and I said, I must have another one, and her name is Myrtle.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
Oh my God, yeah. This is crazy. No, I think she sucks. The racist stuff is just really, really grinds my gears. She's looking at this young black woman and she's like, yep, these three guys you know that have died, they've got something shaved in their head. I'm like, you bitch.
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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers
November 23rd, recently. So that's what I was thinking.
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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers
I don't think there is any situation where it is appropriate for a man to read me a poem. Oh, really? Unless I am at a poet's wedding.
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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers
Christina, you have the European... No one knows this. I was embarrassed that none of us knew what temperature water boils at.
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12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket
Oh, wow. I know that's weird. Where do you live? I've never seen it. Where did you grow up? Scotland. Same place we are right now.
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12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket
No, no. I think just because it wasn't part of my parents' culture. It was very American. So I think it's just one of those things that we never really would have watched. But I did watch the Christmas special of The Singing Kettle.
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12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket
It's a British children's sing-along TV show. Oh, okay. It's a live performance, though. It's cool.
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12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket
Yeah, they do a sing-along show, like a singing show. Okay. It's like, spout, handle, lid of metal, what's inside the singing kettle?
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12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket
Okay, now I'm seeing it. It has some great classic hits like You Canny Shove Your Granny Off a Bus.
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12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket
No, you can't. But the song goes, you can shove your dad's mom off a bus, I think. But you can't shove your mom's mom off a bus.
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12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket
And then every time after you say, like, you can't shove your granny off a bus, you go, push, push.
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12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket
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12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket
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12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket
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12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket
Yeah, those are interesting. Oh my God, that's terrible. The hottest new boy band. The Yule Lads.
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12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket
He looks like Mr. Tumnus. Yeah. He's wearing some, I don't know, he's covered in mud or something. It looks like fur bottoms.
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12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket
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12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket
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12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket
That movie is incredible. Is it really? I love it. Never seen it. It's in my top five Christmas movies.
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12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket
This is like one of the first times I've actually seen the video. Yeah. I was giggling. Oh, yeah. This is funny, isn't it? It's quite entertaining.
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12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket
I don't think it was a red rocket. Exactly.
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12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket
Oh, he's Woody. Yeah, he's Woody. My bad.
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12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket
I was trying to be discreet. No, it's okay.
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12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket
Have you seen this movie? Actually, I hate that movie. You hate that movie. Surprise. The hair and makeup was atrocious.
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12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket
Yes. It's the hair and makeup we have a problem with. They did her so dirty.
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12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket
No, but I've heard really great things about it.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
In a shocking turn of events, it's me again, Christina, your producer and resident rom-com lover here at The Commercial Break. And I just have one thing to say. I'm just a producer standing in front of an audience asking you to follow us on Instagram at The Commercial Break and on TikTok at TCB Podcast.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
Honestly, I mean, I feel like he got his entire outfit, all of his accessories at a Walmart in New Mexico.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
Okay, my sister and I were talking about this the other day. So then if it's two eggs, is it also two sperm? Of course it is. Yes, it's two sperm. So it's basically two separate babies.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
Can I give you a fun fact about Megan Fox? Sure. Her ex-husband is Brian Green. Oh, yeah. No, I know.
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But you were like, I'm not married to Megan Fox. And I'm like, well, you were. Yeah, you did.
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12 Days Of TCB: Not The Totem Pole!
Yeah. It's good back here. I like not having the camera on me.
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12 Days Of TCB: Not The Totem Pole!
Not too bad, not today. Nope. You know, Chrissy hates when we take her emotional support screen away. Just to make sure my hair is crazy or I'm at a bad angle. It's the little things. We're back here telling her, fix your hair on the left.
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12 Days Of TCB: Not The Totem Pole!
Hi, you know what time it is. So let's get to it. Pull that phone out of your pocket and follow us on Instagram at the commercial break and on TikTok for now, I guess, at TCB podcast. You can also find all of our video content that we're filming in our brand new studio at youtube.com slash the commercial break. So check it out and throw us a follow, a like, a comment, whatever you can spare.
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12 Days Of TCB: Not The Totem Pole!
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12 Days Of TCB: Not The Totem Pole!
Remember last time we left off in the hut with all their manila folders with their names? Yes, yes. I think that's where he's going. Oh, that's where we're at? I'm ready.
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12 Days Of TCB: Not The Totem Pole!
I think he looks like a widow who lost her husband in the war. Yeah, I know.
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He is crying. Men can cry too, Brian. Hey, listen.
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Is it like the same company as Liquid Death or something?
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12 Days Of TCB: Not The Totem Pole!
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No way. It's blurred out. He's like covered in mud. And then they still blurred it all out. It's horrible.
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12 Days Of TCB: Not The Totem Pole!
I said it last time. I'll say it again. He looks like Mr. Tumnus.
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12 Days Of TCB: Not The Totem Pole!
I mean, yes, he's sunk to the floor. Yeah, he's sunken to the floor. And he's kind of leaning over. He's giving very much like rose, like from the Titanic. Like, you know, you can't get on this door, you know.
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12 Days Of TCB: Not The Totem Pole!
Wait, she's Bad Baby, which I did not know that that was her. Oh, I didn't know that either, so I do know Bad Baby.
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12 Days Of TCB: Not The Totem Pole!
No, I thought there were two separate people.
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12 Days Of TCB: Not The Totem Pole!
Yeah, it says on Wikipedia, during her appearance on the talk show, Dr. Phil in September 2016, she uttered the phrase, catch me outside. How about that?
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There we go. Wow. For which she became something, something, something, because I'm just clicking on it now.
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And then she had a debut single in 2017 called These Ho.
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Like, I guess people would say, like, go Tigers in LSU or something.