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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)

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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)

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You can always escape for a full hour and watch our YouTube videos at youtube.com slash thecommercialbreak while you simultaneously peruse our website tcbpodcast.com to find out all there is to know about Brian and Chrissy. Now let's hear from our sponsors so we can afford the holidays this year.

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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)

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Well, let's see. Every single year I get Band-Aids from my family. Oh, Band-Aids. My mom gives me a pack of Band-Aids.

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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)

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I think they're very handy, but like every year I'm like, what kind of Band-Aids am I going to get?

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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)

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Yeah. Like, I mean, last year I think there were unicorns.

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No, they're real band-aids and I really use them.

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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)

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But they're like for kids. So last year I was in charge of my mother's stocking and I gave her band-aids.

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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)

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Well, funnily enough, it started because as a kid, I used to use so many Band-Aids.

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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)

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I just used to always get cuts on my fingers.

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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)

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Yeah, I was known for having Band-Aid hands.

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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)

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Hi, you know what time it is. So let's get to it. Pull that phone out of your pocket and follow us on Instagram at the commercial break and on TikTok for now, I guess, at TCB podcast. You can also find all of our video content that we're filming in our brand new studio at youtube.com slash the commercial break. So check it out and throw us a follow, a like, a comment, whatever you can spare.

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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)

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If you want to get in touch with us, you can always text us or call us and leave us a voicemail at 212-433-3TCB. Now I have one last request. During the 12 or 263 days of TCB, check out our featured charities and donate to them if you can this holiday season. All right, let's take a listen to our sponsors and get back to the show.

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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)

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I was going to say it's not that thoughtful.

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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)

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I think I might have done it once or twice. But not like a mean way. Normally it's like it's a nice thing, but like I just already have it.

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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)

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And like I don't want to tell someone if I already have something that they got me because they feel like they did put thought into it. It is something I would like. I do have it.

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Okay, rich guy. I know.

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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)

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Well, I was thinking that's a two-for-one deal.

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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)

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Good king wins his loss.

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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)

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Have you guys heard the rendition of Ave Maria, sort of a different style, by David Bisbal?

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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)

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Yeah. He's a Latin American artist, and it's very party forward. It's Ave, Ave Maria.

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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)

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And I love his music videos. I love the dancing.

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You'll Always Have Chipper!

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Well, thank the baby Jesus. Brian took a breath. And now I will use this opportunity to let you know that we've got a brand new phone number. That's right. It's 212-433-3TCB. And you can text us anytime you want. Or you can call and leave us a voicemail. And we might just use your message on the show. Once Brian gets through all the messages he missed last year, of course.

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You'll Always Have Chipper!

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Anyway, you can also find and DM us on Instagram at The Commercial Break and on TikTok at TCB Podcast. And of course, all of our audio and video is easily found on TCB Podcast dot com. Now I'm going to thank G one more time that we have sponsors. So thank G. And here they are.

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You'll Always Have Chipper!

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You know, I just wrote in the show notes, football, parentheses, barf.

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You'll Always Have Chipper!

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On this episode of The Commercial Break.

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You'll Always Have Chipper!

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My physical therapist was a really big Ohio State fan, so this one's for you, Mark.

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You'll Always Have Chipper!

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I mean, honestly. You should try a 2003 Accord. You should try it.

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You'll Always Have Chipper!

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I have tried it. That's what I own. No, but Carson Beck should try it.

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You'll Always Have Chipper!

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That's what I'm saying. Yeah, rev him down a notch.

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You'll Always Have Chipper!

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The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.

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You'll Always Have Chipper!

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Conyers again.

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You'll Always Have Chipper!

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Okay.

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You'll Always Have Chipper!

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I just can't believe you're Eskimo brothers with Chipper Jones.

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You'll Always Have Chipper!

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Brian might have just said it's time to take a break, but some of us have to work right now. And by work, I mean gently nudge you, nay, beg you to follow us on Instagram at The Commercial Break and on TikTok at TCB Podcast. Because listen, the more followers we get, the more clout I get with Chrissy and Brian.

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You'll Always Have Chipper!

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If you've got something to say, give us a call and leave us a voicemail at 212-433-3TCB or shoot us a text. One more thing, check out our website, tcvpodcast.com, where you can find all of our audio and video and even request a new sticker from the contact us form. Bye.

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You'll Always Have Chipper!

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Yeah, I'm right about that. I think it was also just on their album, though. Yeah, I think so, too. Rascal Flatts, for a minute, everybody loved Rascal Flatts.

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You'll Always Have Chipper!

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Unwell's the network.

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You'll Always Have Chipper!

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I don't know, but I know Unwell is the Call Her Daddy Network.

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You'll Always Have Chipper!

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Chicken Shop Day. What's Chicken Shack? Chicken Shop Date.

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TCB Infomercial: Des Bishop

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Really?

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TCB Infomercial: Des Bishop

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Hey, sorry. I'm the producer. I did my research on your research. That is incorrect.

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TCB Infomercial: Des Bishop

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It's not a government website. It's just comics.

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It's just called YouGov. It's not UK.gov. Okay, great.

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Please, we need it. While you're doing that, you can also follow us on Instagram at The Commercial Break and on TikTok at TCB Podcast. And as always, check out our website, tcbpodcast.com for all of our audio and video content. Speaking of video, we are also posting full video episodes at youtube.com slash The Commercial Break. So go watch them, please.

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Anyway, now let's hear from our sponsors and get back to the good stuff.

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TCB Infomercial: Des Bishop

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It's a new year and a new me, which means I'm bringing you the exact same information I always do. So follow us on Instagram at The Commercial Break and on TikTok at TCB Podcast. Do something new this year. Text us or call us and leave us a voicemail at 212-433-3TCB. And go, please go watch our YouTube videos at youtube.com slash thecommercialbreak.

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I mean, we put all of this effort into our studio, so just go take a gander. You're gonna love it. And finally, go to our website, tcdpodcast.com, if you can't be bothered with anything else, because everything we have is right there on that site. Bye.

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TCB, Your Undercover Lovers!

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Oh, yeah.

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TCB, Your Undercover Lovers!

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That's the other thing.

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TCB, Your Undercover Lovers!

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I loved it.

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Good to be here.

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TCB, Your Undercover Lovers!

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Yeah.

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Really?

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TCB, Your Undercover Lovers!

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Mm-hmm.

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12 Days Of TCB: Sexy Santa

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Yeah, there is the talk, the chatter. I would guess, yeah. But I feel bad talking about it.

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12 Days Of TCB: Sexy Santa

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No, I know.

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12 Days Of TCB: Sexy Santa

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I've seen some stuff on TikTok about micro-influencers with under 1,000 followers on Instagram, and they do pretty well. They make a good salary.

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12 Days Of TCB: Sexy Santa

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What are you guys talking about? TLC.

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12 Days Of TCB: Sexy Santa

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What do you mean you don't know our phone number? I only tell it to you twice a day, four times a week. Fine. If you insist, I will tell it to you again. It's 212-433-3TCB. That's 212-433-3822. And don't you forget it. Now, in case you can't remember, our Instagram handle is at thecommercialbreak. A tough one, I know. And our TikTok handle is at tcbpodcast.

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12 Days Of TCB: Sexy Santa

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And that one is the same as our website, tcbpodcast.com. And one last thing, go to youtube.com slash thecommercialbreak for all of our video episodes. Got it? Good.

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12 Days Of TCB: Sexy Santa

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And it's the lyrics to a Sabrina Carpenter song.

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12 Days Of TCB: Sexy Santa

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Oh, don't you remember last year I had you read the lyrics to A Nonsense Christmas? Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, I was listening to it on the way here. Oh, you were. And one of the first lines is like, when he's sliding down my chimney, ooh, it feels so good. Yeah.

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12 Days Of TCB: Sexy Santa

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She loves Slutty Christmas, which, as you know, is my favorite genre.

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12 Days Of TCB: Sexy Santa

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Hi, you know what time it is. So let's get to it. Pull that phone out of your pocket and follow us on Instagram at the commercial break and on TikTok for now, I guess at TCB podcast. You can also find all of our video content that we're filming in our brand new studio at youtube.com slash the commercial break. So check it out and throw us a follow, a like, a comment, whatever you can spare.

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12 Days Of TCB: Sexy Santa

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If you want to get in touch with us, you can always text us or call us and leave us a voicemail at 212-433-3TCB. Now I have one last request. During the 12 or 263 days of TCB, check out our featured charities and donate to them if you can this holiday season. All right, let's take a listen to our sponsors and get back to the show.

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12 Days Of TCB: Sexy Santa

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I was just really excited.

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12 Days Of TCB: Sexy Santa

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Yeah.

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12 Days Of TCB: Sexy Santa

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Well, is this the Russian one? Oh, maybe I'm wrong. I thought this was going to be the documentary you guys watched about the Russian brides.

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12 Days Of TCB: Sexy Santa

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Yeah, I just really liked it.

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12 Days Of TCB: Sexy Santa

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The one that we did for like three days? Yes, I loved those episodes. I was like, give me more commercial break watches, documentaries.

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12 Days Of TCB: Sexy Santa

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No, I thought we still had 10 more minutes on the clock.

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12 Days Of TCB: Sexy Santa

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I'm trying. Hang on. I can't remember his name.

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12 Days Of TCB: Sexy Santa

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I feel very special. I love all of my screens.

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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read

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Holidays getting you down? Family acting out of pocket? Text us and tell us all about it at 212-433-3TCB. Or leave us a voicemail with all of the unhinged and or spicy details. And then follow us on Instagram at thecommercialbreak.com. and on TikTok at TCB Podcast if you need a laugh or an escape.

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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read

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You can always escape for a full hour and watch our YouTube videos at youtube.com slash thecommercialbreak while you simultaneously peruse our website, tcbpodcast.com, to find out all there is to know about Brian and Chrissy. Now let's hear from our sponsors so we can afford the holidays this year.

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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read

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Merry Christmas to you and your balls. And cheers to you and your kitten.

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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read

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No, honestly, it came to me in a dream.

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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read

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It came to me in a dream one night, and I said, I must have another one, and her name is Myrtle.

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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read

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Made it happen. Yeah, and here we are.

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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read

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Hi, you know what time it is. So let's get to it. Pull that phone out of your pocket and follow us on Instagram at the commercial break and on TikTok for now, I guess, at TCB podcast. You can also find all of our video content that we're filming in our brand new studio at youtube.com slash the commercial break. So check it out and throw us a follow, a like, a comment, whatever you can spare.

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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read

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If you want to get in touch with us, you can always text us or call us and leave us a voicemail at 212-433-3TCB. Now I have one last request. During the 12 or 263 days of TCB, check out our featured charities and donate to them if you can this holiday season. All right, let's take a listen to our sponsors and get back to the show.

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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read

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Oh my God, yeah. This is crazy. No, I think she sucks. The racist stuff is just really, really grinds my gears. She's looking at this young black woman and she's like, yep, these three guys you know that have died, they've got something shaved in their head. I'm like, you bitch.

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Oh, fuck no.

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Putt Putt Rawr

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Yeah.

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Putt Putt Rawr

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Leave him alone.

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Putt Putt Rawr

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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They're your neighbors.

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Yeah.

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Putt Putt Rawr

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Yes.

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Putt Putt Rawr

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The health department.

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Yes.

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Putt Putt Rawr

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Yeah.

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That's almost us.

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Putt Putt Rawr

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Yeah, boy!

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Putt Putt Rawr

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Go watch it on TV.

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Putt Putt Rawr

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Yeah, I know. Yeah.

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Hit 'Em With The Helicopter

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If you were wondering, obviously you were. Yes, we did finally surpass 5,000 followers. But now here we are, thirsty for more. So follow us. We are at The Commercial Break on Instagram and at TCB Podcast on TikTok. And we'd love you the most if you liked our videos and subscribe to our channel on YouTube at youtube.com slash thecommercialbreak.

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And if social media isn't for you, just go to our website, tcbpodcast.com, because everything we have ever done lives right there. Now let's take a listen to our sponsors and then we'll get back to the show.

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Okay.

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I was like, well, I'm not surprised. This is the first time you've seen a vagina, sir.

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I just need to point out for everyone, just so you guys know, the screen is really close to my face. And I just need to report this to HR.

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Hit 'Em With The Helicopter

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She's like, hell no, I'm not doing naked. Doesn't seem like there's much on her. Oh, she... Hold up. Someone has been replaced at some point in time.

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She's just done a lot of hosting. She did a sex education show.

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I thought there were like four uncircumcised.

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I thought it said other way.

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Split me.

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One of my New Year's resolutions is to hear more of other people's drama. So help a girl out and tell us your drama at 212-433-3822. You can text it, or if it's extra juicy, leave us a voicemail with the full story. And don't forget to follow us on Instagram at thecommercialbreak and on TikTok at tcbpodcast. And watch our video episodes at youtube.com slash thecommercialbreak.

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Hit 'Em With The Helicopter

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But also, you can find everything I just mentioned and more on our website, tcbpodcast.com. Okay, let's listen to our sponsors and send us your drama.

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No, it looks like a cartoon character. But I think it looks like he's in the process of getting it removed.

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This is the worst day of my life.

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Turns out, fully gay.

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Screw you, Keanu. I feel physically ill.

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When they do the butt zoom in, it's horrible.

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Join the club. We all love Keanu.

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Keanu's my perfect little prince.

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He's my little prince.

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Yeah, you're damn right I would.

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He's 60.

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Yeah. He's 60? Yeah. And I don't think he's married.

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You're 60 and you look like that? Uh-huh.

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She's an artist.

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Alexandra Grant.

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I mean, nine years, age appropriate.

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At 60 it's fine, at 20 it's not.

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I've lived here forever.

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I did.

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He would have made $250 million by accepting a role in Avatar.

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But he couldn't betray his Jason Bourne family. Oh, yeah. He was in all those. Hold up. Hold up.

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Okay. Matt Damon's decision to turn down James Cameron's 2009 space epic Avatar, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, remains one of the more infamous casting what ifs of recent blockbuster history. He turned down the film despite an offer that included receiving 10% of the box office back end, which would have meant a $250 million payday for him.

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I think he's doing okay, though.

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Yeah.

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Right On in 2023. Well, Right On in 2023?

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Hang on. Karate Kid Legends 2025. Oh, okay.

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We all saw it. Still moving and grooving.

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She puts on a busty display. That's what I'm saying.

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Sorry.

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Now I'm just Googling Grace. Grace O'Malley, Barstool.

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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers

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November 23rd, recently. So that's what I was thinking.

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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers

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Yeah, I sent that to you.

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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers

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I'd like to read it.

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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers

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I don't think there is any situation where it is appropriate for a man to read me a poem. Oh, really? Unless I am at a poet's wedding.

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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers

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Despite my snafu earlier. It's okay.

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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers

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Christina, you have the European... No one knows this. I was embarrassed that none of us knew what temperature water boils at.

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12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket

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I've never even seen it.

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Oh, wow. I know that's weird. Where do you live? I've never seen it. Where did you grow up? Scotland. Same place we are right now.

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12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket

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No, no. I think just because it wasn't part of my parents' culture. It was very American. So I think it's just one of those things that we never really would have watched. But I did watch the Christmas special of The Singing Kettle.

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12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket

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It's a British children's sing-along TV show. Oh, okay. It's a live performance, though. It's cool.

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Yeah, they do a sing-along show, like a singing show. Okay. It's like, spout, handle, lid of metal, what's inside the singing kettle?

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12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket

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Okay, now I'm seeing it. It has some great classic hits like You Canny Shove Your Granny Off a Bus.

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12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket

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Which is a good song.

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No, you can't. But the song goes, you can shove your dad's mom off a bus, I think. But you can't shove your mom's mom off a bus.

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And then every time after you say, like, you can't shove your granny off a bus, you go, push, push.

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Isn't that silly?

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In a shocking turn of events, it's me again, Christina, your producer and resident rom-com lover here at The Commercial Break. And I just have one thing to say. I'm just a producer standing in front of an audience asking you to follow us on Instagram at The Commercial Break and on TikTok at TCB Podcast.

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Text us or call us and leave us a voicemail because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with TCB, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. And while you're at it, go to our website, tcbpodcast.com. But you don't have to because we like you just as you are. Now, if you immediately got those references, you're my kind of person.

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But it's time to take a break and listen to some sponsors and then we'll get back to the show.

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12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket

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Yeah, those are interesting. Oh my God, that's terrible. The hottest new boy band. The Yule Lads.

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He looks like Mr. Tumnus. Yeah. He's wearing some, I don't know, he's covered in mud or something. It looks like fur bottoms.

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In case you guys were wondering, I am currently trapped in the closet in the studio being forced to record liner after liner and I never get to leave. So help me by following us on Instagram at thecommercialbrick and on TikTok at tcbpodcast and go to our website tcbpodcast.com for more information about Brian and Chrissy and access to our massive catalog of video and audio episodes.

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Now please text us at 212-433-3TCB and tell Brian and Chrissy to let me out of the closet.

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That movie is incredible. Is it really? I love it. Never seen it. It's in my top five Christmas movies.

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That's a good one.

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This is like one of the first times I've actually seen the video. Yeah. I was giggling. Oh, yeah. This is funny, isn't it? It's quite entertaining.

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I don't think it was a red rocket. Exactly.

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Yeah, I know. Santa. What?

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I thought that was Tom Hanks.

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Oh, he's Woody. Yeah, he's Woody. My bad.

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I was trying to be discreet. No, it's okay.

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Have you seen this movie? Actually, I hate that movie. You hate that movie. Surprise. The hair and makeup was atrocious.

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Yes. It's the hair and makeup we have a problem with. They did her so dirty.

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No, but I've heard really great things about it.

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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man

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In a shocking turn of events, it's me again, Christina, your producer and resident rom-com lover here at The Commercial Break. And I just have one thing to say. I'm just a producer standing in front of an audience asking you to follow us on Instagram at The Commercial Break and on TikTok at TCB Podcast.

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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man

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Text us or call us and leave us a voicemail because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with TCB, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. And while you're at it, go to our website, tcbpodcast.com. But you don't have to because we like you just as you are. Now, if you immediately got those references, you're my kind of person.

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But it's time to take a break and listen to some sponsors and then we'll get back to the show.

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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man

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Honestly, I mean, I feel like he got his entire outfit, all of his accessories at a Walmart in New Mexico.

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Have you been missing something from your life? Of course you have. You listened to The Commercial Break, and what you've been missing is me, right? No? Damn.

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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man

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Well, if what you're missing is a little giggle, you should follow us on Instagram, at The Commercial Break, and on TikTok, at TCB Podcast, because, you know, we're posting clips, we're being silly, you'll get a little laugh out of it, I promise. If what you're missing is communication, text us or call us and leave us a voicemail at 212-433-3822 and someone will respond, definitely.

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Unless you're being creepy or mean, in which case we won't. And lastly, if what you're missing is a jaunt through the internet, check out our website at tcppodcast.com and explore to your heart's desire. And those are really all the ways I can help you. So maybe you're missing something from our sponsors? Let's find out.

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Okay, my sister and I were talking about this the other day. So then if it's two eggs, is it also two sperm? Of course it is. Yes, it's two sperm. So it's basically two separate babies.

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Can I give you a fun fact about Megan Fox? Sure. Her ex-husband is Brian Green. Oh, yeah. No, I know.

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But you were like, I'm not married to Megan Fox. And I'm like, well, you were. Yeah, you did.

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The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.

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TCB... A Show About Friendship!

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Watching TLC.

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TCB... A Show About Friendship!

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On this episode of The Commercial Break.

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12 Days Of TCB: Not The Totem Pole!

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It's all the same. You can't defend it.

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12 Days Of TCB: Not The Totem Pole!

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Yeah. It's good back here. I like not having the camera on me.

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Not too bad, not today. Nope. You know, Chrissy hates when we take her emotional support screen away. Just to make sure my hair is crazy or I'm at a bad angle. It's the little things. We're back here telling her, fix your hair on the left.

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Yeah, looks good, though.

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Hi, you know what time it is. So let's get to it. Pull that phone out of your pocket and follow us on Instagram at the commercial break and on TikTok for now, I guess, at TCB podcast. You can also find all of our video content that we're filming in our brand new studio at youtube.com slash the commercial break. So check it out and throw us a follow, a like, a comment, whatever you can spare.

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If you want to get in touch with us, you can always text us or call us and leave us a voicemail at 212-433-3TCB. Now I have one last request. During the 12 or 263 days of TCB, check out our featured charities and donate to them if you can this holiday season. All right, let's take a listen to our sponsors and get back to the show.

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Remember last time we left off in the hut with all their manila folders with their names? Yes, yes. I think that's where he's going. Oh, that's where we're at? I'm ready.

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I think he looks like a widow who lost her husband in the war. Yeah, I know.

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He is crying. Men can cry too, Brian. Hey, listen.

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Is it like the same company as Liquid Death or something?

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12 Days Of TCB: Not The Totem Pole!

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What do you mean you don't know our phone number? I only tell it to you twice a day, four times a week. Fine. If you insist, I will tell it to you again. It's 212-433-3TCB. That's 212-433-3822. And don't you forget it. Now, in case you can't remember, our Instagram handle is at thecommercialbreak. A tough one, I know. And our TikTok handle is at TCBpodcast.

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And that one is the same as our website, tcbpodcast.com. And one last thing, go to youtube.com slash thecommercialbreak for all of our video episodes. Got it? Good.

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No way. It's blurred out. He's like covered in mud. And then they still blurred it all out. It's horrible.

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He's naked with mud.

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I said it last time. I'll say it again. He looks like Mr. Tumnus.

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I mean, yes, he's sunk to the floor. Yeah, he's sunken to the floor. And he's kind of leaning over. He's giving very much like rose, like from the Titanic. Like, you know, you can't get on this door, you know.

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He looks sad, though.

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What happened? I don't know about this.

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You guys are showing off.

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I've got it queued up.

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I'm ready.

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I don't know. Okay.

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Well, I know who she is.

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Cash Me Outside, how about that?

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Wait, she's Bad Baby, which I did not know that that was her. Oh, I didn't know that either, so I do know Bad Baby.

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That has taken me for a ride.

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No, I thought there were two separate people.

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Yeah, it says on Wikipedia, during her appearance on the talk show, Dr. Phil in September 2016, she uttered the phrase, catch me outside. How about that?

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There we go. Wow. For which she became something, something, something, because I'm just clicking on it now.

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Best known.

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And then she had a debut single in 2017 called These Ho.

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H-E-A-U-X.

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Is that? No, no, no. H-E-A-U-X.

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Like, I guess people would say, like, go Tigers in LSU or something.

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Trippin' With TCB

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It's a new year and a new me, which means I'm bringing you the exact same information I always do. So follow us on Instagram at The Commercial Break and on TikTok at TCB Podcast. Do something new this year. Text us or call us and leave us a voicemail at 212-433-3TCB. And go, please go watch our YouTube videos at youtube.com slash thecommercialbreak.

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I mean, we put all of this effort into our studio, so just go take a gander. You're gonna love it. And finally, go to our website, tcbpodcast.com, if you can't be bothered with anything else. Because everything we have is right there on that site. Bye!

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Trippin' With TCB

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Can I give you a little extra context with that? Go. This is just from my own personal knowledge. There is a lot of drama around the Trippin' with Tarte stuff these days because it's gotten to a point like when they first started doing this trip, it was like a really great thing. But now it's been taken so far that people are just like, I don't want to see it. I don't want to buy your stuff.

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Like people are upset about it. Yeah. They're rebelling. Yeah, because it's gone so far to, like, the consumerism, the capitalism, all of it has just gone so far that they're like, how much do I really need to see this content vacation that you guys put together? Like, do I need another tube of Tarte Shape Tape Concealer? No. Like, yeah, so there's a lot of, like... Backlash.

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Yeah, backlash from a certain side of the internet. My side. Yeah. Yeah, so just interesting context.

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They're on their way to tripping with Tarte. They're not getting what they want.

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No, they were already really big. Oh, they were already really big. It's like the marketing is the marketing with them, but like they've already been doing like the PR packages, like yada, yada, yada for so long. They've been doing tripping for a while now.

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Yeah, and then there's also been a lot of drama. There's always drama on the trip around what level of influencer and how they're getting treated on the trip. It's just fucking stupid. Well, I don't disagree with you there. No, no, no, I know. And yeah, so it's just sort of a weird, weird thing that I feel like is so 2025. Like, it's just a weird symptom of our time that we're still doing this.

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I do.

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Oh, the douche?

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No, I'm so serious.

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Please, we need it. While you're doing that, you can also follow us on Instagram at The Commercial Break and on TikTok at TCB Podcast. And as always, check out our website, tcbpodcast.com for all of our audio and video content. Speaking of video, we are also posting full video episodes at youtube.com slash The Commercial Break. So go watch them, please.

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Anyway, now let's hear from our sponsors and get back to the good stuff.

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Well, they didn't have to watch it. That's true.

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That was an incredible moment for me. I was looking out my window, watching some idiots bring their stuff to the car. They were packing up the car Friday morning. It is so snowy. And they've got, I mean, they've got two computer monitors with them. I was like, girl, where do you think you're going? Are you going to the office? Are you moving?

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And then they get in the car and I'm like, they're not really going to try and leave, are they? My sister and I were like, honestly such busybodies it's so bad I love it and we're watching them they reverse out in this big old car they start trying to go and those wheels start spinning and I am cackling I was like idiots you clearly have I haven't lived here. Yeah. What are you fools doing?

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Trippin' With TCB

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They eventually parked back in. I saw him leave on Sunday with the monitors.

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We got like five. Yeah, we got a lot. Yeah.

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Not the bra.

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It's not good for you.

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I'll tell you right here.

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Do you not say that? What do you say? OBGYN?

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I've always said OBGYN.

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It probably depends.

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It's not like a casual thing for you to go to the OBGYN.

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That's good.

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And the Santa-anta wins, as you said.

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No, it's Friday. Is it?

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Thank you.

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And so that's a little weird. It is from 1922 or something. The story is.

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Yeah, I would watch that. I would watch it. I'm not watching Marvel, but I'd watch that. Yeah. Yeah.

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Margot Kidder.

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Yeah, you were on it.

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TCB Classic: The Curious Case Of E.D.

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Well, thank the baby Jesus. Brian took a breath. And now I will use this opportunity to let you know that we've got a brand new phone number. That's right. It's 212-433-3TCB. And you can text us anytime you want. Or you can call and leave us a voicemail. And we might just use your message on the show. Once Brian gets through all the messages he missed last year, of course.

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Anyway, you can also find and DM us on Instagram at thecommercialbreak and on TikTok at tcbpodcast. And of course, all of our audio and video is easily found on tcbpodcast.com. Now I'm going to thank G one more time that we have sponsors. So thank G and here they are.

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TCB Classic: The Curious Case Of E.D.

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Okay, everyone, that is the end of what was episode 99 and what is now also episode 672. That's crazy. We'll be back next week. So in the meantime, you can text us or leave us a voicemail at 212-433-3TCB and find us on Instagram at The Commercial Break and on TikTok at TCB Podcast.

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On this episode of The Commercial Break...

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TCB Classic: The Curious Case Of E.D.

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My friends, it's me once again, here to bring you one more TCB Classic before we are back in action. Now, this is an episode I had to search far and wide for because, as you are well aware, there are like 700 episodes of this damn show. So, I have brought you one of the earliest episodes of Brian and Chrissy reviewing Frankie B's videos.

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I thought it was only appropriate because a lot of our Frankie B jokes harken back to this very episode. And we ended the year on Frankie and now we're starting it with Frankie. And so here we are with a TCB classic. Have fun.

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What? Oh, hi. It's Christina again. Here to remind you to go to TCB podcast dot com for all things audio, video and TC video. Give us a follow on Instagram at the commercial break and on TikTok at TCB podcast. And guess what? We have a new phone number. I know what you're thinking, but I promise this is the last TCB phone number you will ever have to remember.

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So call us and leave us a voicemail or text us at 212-433-3TCB. Once more for the people in the back, that's 212-433-3TCB. Oh, and check out our YouTube channel at youtube.com slash thecommercialbreak. That's all for now. Let's listen to our sponsors and get back to the show.

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