Episode #643: Bryan hypes everyone up for Thanksgiving by discussing My 600lb Life and huffing whipped cream! My 600lb Life Thanksgiving Turkey and gravy The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Early Christmas decorating Alex Jones Colloidal silver Whippets Pickleball The Mayor of Shitsville Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is the significance of My 600lb Life?
Und wenn du das tust, dann werde ich dich für die Arztpraxis betrachten. But that almost never happens the first go around. On a very rare occasion, it does. Somebody's really got themselves together. You know, they really have decided, this is it, I'm done. And they figure it out the first go. But usually we're like two, three, four visits in.
And Dr. Niles Arden will tell them like it is, point blank. He will always give them this speech. You are very fat, you're going to kill yourself. How does someone eat five... He always says this. They'll be like, well, I'm just starving and I just needed something to eat. And he'll be like, you could not eat for two years and not be starving.
He's like, it's true, you could not eat for years and you probably would not starve to death. And then he will eventually usually do the surgery on someone and then they have some chance of losing a greater deal of weight really quickly. He'll put them on a liquid diet for a couple of months after they have the surgery.
Und Christy fragt, wie kann man auf einer liquiden Diät für ein paar Monate sein? Nun, sie haben so viel Fett auf ihrem Körper, das ist das, was dein Körper isst, um Energie zu erzeugen, um zu leben, richtig? Also, du wirst nicht sterben. Wenn jemand sagt, du kannst nur 30 Tage ohne Essen gehen, das ist, als ob du ein normaler Mensch bist, mit einem normalen Anzahl an Fett auf deinem Körper.
Und wir alle haben ein paar extra Pound, aber diese Leute sind wirklich, äh, außergewöhnlich obes. Ich meine, schau, dass du siehst, dass du siehst.
Ich weiß nicht, wie du dein Essen finanzierst.
I don't know. And you know, a lot of these people don't have jobs.
That's what I'm saying.
They're living in poverty.
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Chapter 2: What Thanksgiving dishes do people love?
Oh, you like to dip into a sauce. Oh, you don't want to pour it on something. Oh, no, pour it on. As far as I'm... Ladle it on. Ladle it. If I can not taste the thing I'm really tasting, I would really appreciate it. My wife is always making fun of me because there's always some hot sauce on the table and I just smother my food in it. Or barbecue sauce or gravy or whatever.
I don't know, it's just me. I just like it like that. Maybe it was my mom's cooking that turned me on to all the hot sauces and gravy. Well, my mom was smart enough to smother her foods and gravies and sauces. Maybe because, you know, hey listen, my mom was good for a lot of things.
Everybody's not a good cook.
Food was not one of them. We had four go-to meals. We would have those. It seemed like every week. It was just like the same rinse and repeat. Which is fine. I survived. I'm here. I got a huge parathyroid out of it. But whatever. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
Happy day before Thanksgiving. Happy day before Thanksgiving.
I hope everybody's going to have great plants. We're going to sit around, watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
That's such a classic.
It's always been something that I've done. Even when I was single, I would oftentimes get up. Now I watch the actual live parade, but you know, they do it live and then they repeat it right away and then they'll have the kennel show, the dog show. So it's always been like a personal tradition of mine that I've carried on now the kids to watch the Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Just have it on in the background. Watch it. Check it out. Listen to the shitty lip sync songs they do in front of the Macy's in New York.
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Chapter 3: How do Thanksgiving traditions vary?
What are you doing for Thanksgiving? Are you going to be at home?
Yeah, we're hanging out.
You're hanging out?
The girls coming? The girls are coming. Jeff's mom. When are they going to be in town? Yeah, they're coming in town.
They're coming in town? They're going to stay for a couple of days?
Yeah, they're staying for the week, I think.
Oh, that's great.
Oh, that'll be good. It'll be lovely.
Are you going to put up the tree? I am. Okay, we've got our tree up for three weeks.
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Chapter 4: What are the highlights of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade?
I know, he's running around. Hiding. Makeup melting off his face. Hiding in different locations. Stuffing jewelry in his pockets. I mean, what a fall. What a fall, Giuliani. It could have been so different for you. Could have been so different for you. But Alex will now suffer the same fate, doing the same thing.
And eventually people will just stop listening to him altogether, because that's what happens. And that's what's going to happen. That's what's already happening.
I mean, is he even anywhere now?
Yeah, he already moved over to a new platform. He's got a new thing. Oh, God.
Aber die Sache ist, dass jedes Mal, dass Alex so geknockt wird, wie er sich auf Facebook, dann auf Twitter, dann auf was auch immer, dann auf was auch immer, und dann war er einfach, die Leute mussten auf die Website gehen, um ihn zu sehen, und es wurde in einigen anderen Plätzen disseminiert, wie einige, du weißt, mehr konservative Social-Media-Plattformen, ich bin sicher, wie Truth Social und Telegram und so.
Aber Ich kann nicht warten. Ich denke, das ist ein bisschen süßes Gerechtigkeit für diese Familien. Und, äh, du weißt, hör mal, äh, ich wünsche mir keine Unruhe persönlich gegen, äh, jemanden, außer für Alex Jones. Ja.
Ich meine, wenn ich einen Interesse an dem Kerl hatte oder an dem er jemals gesagt hat, wurde er nach dieser schrecklichen Tragödie ausgeworfen, weil das einfach so war, als ob er über den Pfeil gegangen wäre. Ich meine, er hat es viel zu weit genommen. way too far. Meanwhile, all these, I'm selling supplements all day long. Alex Jones, super testosterone booster 3000. He sells supplements.
That's what he does. And, guess what he sells? The silver stuff? Silver, yes.
Colloidal silver. Colloidal silver. Get your colloidal silver. It makes you strong. It makes your balls big. It makes your dick long. It makes you hard. Ich meine, kolloidales Silber, es wird dir Silber.
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Chapter 5: How do you handle food during the holidays?
Because just think of all the desserts, they got all the whipped cream and, you know, then kids put extra whipped cream and, you know, sometimes you make like whipped cream pie, like just whipped cream, that's it, on a bowl and send it to the kid.
But one time the general manager had to, when I was working there, had to have a conversation with the staff because people were just going in there and doing... And stuffing it. Yes, like whole boxes of Whip It were getting... Lost, because basically we were taking all the nitrous oxide. I say we, because I was included in that. We're taking all the nitrous oxide out of it.
It was something fun to do in the middle of your shift. Just go and get a quick whip it and then you come back and wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah. So, for years, when I was younger, a whipped cream can was not something you passed by, it was something you huffed, right? That was just the way that it was. I mean, I don't know about you, right? But for me, right? Okay, but I was so proud of myself.
Now, I haven't been tempted by a whipped cream can in a long time. I know there's better ways to do it, if I want to do it. Is this the proud part? This is the proud part. The other day I was at my dad's and I opened up the refrigerator door and they had been to Costco and they had bought a whole box of whipped cream in a can, like 20 bottles, right?
And I looked at it and just for a second I was like, ah, everybody's sleeping. No one will notice when the whipped cream is all watery when it comes out. Yeah. Because Brian huffed all the stuff. No one will notice that I'm outside with my pants off. Howling at the moon. No one will notice. But I was so proud of myself because I was like, nah, you're too old for that shit, Brian. You got kids now.
You don't need to do that. So proud of myself. Like little victories, Chrissy. Tiny little victories. There was one time when we were in Athens and we were visiting a young lady, a hippie chick that her and I had been friends for many years. And we were visiting her in Athens where she was going to school. Me and my friend Eduardo were up there. And it was like a Thursday night or something.
Not a lot to do. We didn't want to go to the bars. So we decided, let's do some whippets. So we went from head shop to head shop trying to figure out what they would give us at the time. The little cartridges. Mm.
Oh, ja.
We went to Kroger and cleaned out every single whipped cream can that they had. And there was like 30, 40 whipped cream cans. And we put them in a bunch of baskets and we rolled it up to the front. And I'll never forget my dear friend who was like, you know, trying to pay for college with loans, broke out her credit card and we paid like $400. Oh mein Gott. Oh mein Gott.
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Chapter 6: What are the consequences of poor dietary choices?
And happy Thanksgiving to all of you. Happy Thanksgiving to everyone. We've gone off the rails. Don't Tony Bourdain it. Sustain it with NO2.
Wild, fresh whipped cream. So next time you go to that family event and your mom says, can you pick me up some cool whip on the way? You say, no mom, it's whippets for me. That's the only way to go. And then at least get through dessert before you do the whippet. That's my suggestion to you, Chrissy. Those words to live by. Well, thank you. It is Thanksgiving.
I thought I'd give a little wisdom to the kids. All right, we'll be back.
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Are you into pickleball?
No, but my dad is.
Oh, your dad's playing pickleball.
It's sweeping the nation.
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Chapter 7: How do Thanksgiving meals affect your health?
Okay, Chrissy, I guess that's all I can do for today. I think so. But I'll tell you that I love you.
I love you. Best to you.
Best to you. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time, Chrissy and I always say, we do say and we must say, goodbye. I have it.