Krissy Hoadley
Appearances
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
Like, take a look at yourself before you leave? No, it was like a fancy mirror. Okay. And he was working at a furniture store at the time, and I was in high school. But it was kind of, you know, maybe not the best present.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
I mean, it was like I said, it was a nice mirror, but... That just popped in my head when you asked me.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
I didn't think it had any kind of crazy meaning behind it, but I think he just happened to work in a furniture store and get his discount.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
Like as a stocking stuffer? Every single year. Yeah. I mean, you can always use Band-Aids.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
It's a surprise. I know you're going to love it. I know you kids are going to love this. I've been thinking about this for weeks. I made a decision. I'm going to go with it. I know you don't always love my cooking. You're going to love it.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
It looked great. They do make it look good on the commercials.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
No, and that's probably why they do not have those pasta bowls anymore. Exactly.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
Well, there's tons of them now, but maybe back then there weren't that many.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
With like at least a box of pizza.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
Yeah, you make the most of it. That's what you have to do. And you have to, you know, when you get older, too, you look back at stuff that happened when you were younger with your parents and you're like, they were doing the best they could.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
Yeah, it's just, I think, easier when they're not your own kids.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
All right, and we're back. And I want pizza now.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
Okay. I mean, I'd have to kind of sing it. Okay. On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me partridge in a pear tree. On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Two doves. Two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. The third one is French horn. French hens.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
There's too many coffee cups out there.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
And that's just... The last time we moved, I purged a bunch of them. Even if they were kind of special. Yeah. I was like, there's too many.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
I was going to say, you really got attached to those pants you got.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
Me too. I'm wearing some special ones today, in fact.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
I like shampoo, but I mean, you could go with an expensive shampoo and conditioner.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
But a picture in a picture frame. Okay, I can go with that. Special picture.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
Oh, you give them to Goodwill the next year.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
No. Never re-gifted? I mean, I don't know that I've, well, no, I've never gifted, re-gifted as if it was my own gift. Like I had picked it out for them and I really hadn't. Okay, so you never... I would give somebody something, but I would say, I got this and don't want it. Would you like it? Okay.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
That's the sad part. Yeah, I read a whole thing about how they pop up in food deserts too, which are places that don't have fresh food and produce. And then they have everything canned and it's –
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
They're really bad. They're bad? Are they scented? I'm a big candle person. I go for a nice, expensive candle because it just lasts longer and smells better. I agree. I mean, anytime I've ever bought a cheap candle, it's disappointing.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
Yeah, that's tricky. That's a lot of responsibility you're putting on someone.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
A funny one or a good quality one.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
Again, clothing is... I go against getting clothing.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
That's like your hair loss program. I know. I think it's worse, actually. Yes, it is.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
Well, if only you'd had a gift certificate.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
There's some beautiful paperweights out there. You know, I've seen before. They're like the blown glass and they're really pretty.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
Unless they really want it. Hey, listen. There's some great vacuums out there.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
We received one one year from Jeff's mom and loved it.
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It is. Yeah. Really. And they're more expensive than an iPad.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
Well, clean supplies? Yeah, no, that's bad.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
Oh, my favorite's Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree.
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Probably. We should ask Jeff's mom.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
They're a very Catholic family. Yeah.
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12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
There's some good versions. David Bisbal.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
Yeah, yeah. The Sunday was a first, right?
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
No, I meant the first Sunday we've ever published.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
We just don't think that they're talking to Teresa.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
Do you know of anybody that has a dead husband?
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
What about the brain? Anybody to do with the brain? Nobody responded. So then she went to anybody's husband.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
Can I match the legs that I'm seeing with your husband?
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
Yeah, I guess they're excited to be able to use them now.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
Actually, look at my claws for nails. My God, those things are long.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
I don't think she's ringing anybody's bell.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
Yeah, exactly. Or wonder if you had gone to another hospital or another doctor or something like that. Things could have turned out differently.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
And they want to feel relieved that they did do everything okay.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
It was due to eco reasons. You know, we were trying, Astrid was trying to be very, or not economically, environmentally.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
It was so easy. I was ready to see them go.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
It was wonderful. We went to the Botanical Gardens to do a big lights display.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
And that's where I got these, our beautiful necklaces.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
Yeah, well, she had some time to kind of formulate what she was going to say to this other woman.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
Well, I'm glad I brought it because you're not wearing anything to do with Christmas.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
That's what I thought. That's why I brought these.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
First of all, she's also really stereotyping this woman who is a lovely black woman, older woman.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
Larger. And saying, I bet she makes a great pie.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
I shot him. Where is the departed brother? A friend, a cousin, an uncle? Any noun?
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
I'm not sure she's registered since 1986. She just shook her head.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
I don't understand that. You understand that.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
Did you understand anything? Told me to look at you. Really?
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
Leave your own house. It took two weeks.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
I hate how she says, do you understand that?
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
Oh, yes. She did that on another show where she profiled a white woman.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
Yeah, she walked up the stairs in the audience.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
She's moved on from the guy with the haircut.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
No. Yeah, once again. I mean, it happens every time.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
And say... I think the ghosts have gotten up in there.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
And I want you to... Cleanse out the fire. It does.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
You can record it in your Apple Help app.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
Meanwhile, I'm naked outside doing gardening. Meanwhile, Chrissy's...
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
We were talking about things and I was like, there's no way. And he goes, just ask any man. And I go, what man am I going to ask? Like, I'm not going to ask my dad. And I was like, I'm pretty sure Brian would have talked about this. He was like, I'm calling him right now. I was like, he's not going to answer. The kids. Yeah, the kids. I knew you weren't going to answer.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
And you didn't. And then the text messages ensued.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
I was like, I've seen it in Fletch, you know, when they do the check then. But I was like, are you supposed to be doing it like as a teenager?
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
Right? I was like, what kind of doctor did you have? What was happening?
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
He was like Googling and he's like, look, yeah, see, it's on the Google, like to be men and women and blah, blah, blah. I was like, I have never had that done. And I was like, what, what, what?
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
You couldn't hold your hand up there, Doc?
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
If it's like enlarged, oh, hard or soft.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
That's when you're like, okay, I'm done.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
The bell ringing is the finger in the butt.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
You thought it was just going to be like a touch and then explosion.
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12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
I was going to say, maybe you should have stayed for the retreat.
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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers
Like in Best in Show when they put them in the hotel room in the janitor closet.
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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers
That was probably the guy that was busting down doors on the carnival.
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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers
He's probably wiped his history clean of that show.
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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers
Look at that. The mustache, I think, adds.
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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers
She had her own boyfriend. He was cuckolding. This is the nicest guy that's ever lived.
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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers
It was such a fun and interactive way for the audience to get involved.
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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers
They were, like, already saying it didn't work out back then.
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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers
But they didn't, in later years, they don't say.
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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers
No, it's my throat because we've been doing so many shows day after day after day. I might need some tea and honey.
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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers
Although he sounds exciting with the discos.
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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers
Why do you think they're more ugly? He threw that in there, too. Damn.
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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers
Then if, like I say, if I like the girl... Yeah, maybe shy away from the self-portrait poem.
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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers
Don't even say I'm getting a cold. I do not want a cold.
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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers
Yeah, like the poem you wrote for the last girl.
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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers
Dancing and woodworking. I mean, I kind of like it.
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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers
He's been dying to tell this story. It was the most exciting thing that happened to him since the disco days.
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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers
And we've vetted these charities, too. They use almost all of their money that's donated.
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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers
Yeah, we're really on season 10. We did it earlier today, too, so I don't feel that bad.
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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers
I know. You know the people in the audience, they are freaking out.
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Caught something to eat that came back to her house. And then he had left his jacket in her bedroom.
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While he went on the food alley. He was trying to get another look at that. He was.
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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers
That's right. Let's see how good they were.
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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers
I'm really excited. I hope they worked out and had babies and their family crest can be passed down.
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There's like a 32 difference. I don't know.
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I'm on that list. I'm on that list now, too. I would go on a Ritz.
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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers
I looked into it. I was like, well, I was like, Jeff and I will let's treat ourselves.
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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers
Where do you work? Like, oh, that's way off.
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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers
Somebody's girl. That's what happened. Drunk. That's the way it happened.
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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers
Somebody's man or somebody's girl and alcohol.
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Yeah, I guess you probably don't get the same treatment on the Ritz cruise.
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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers
I wonder if they have bidets. I love a bidet.
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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers
I think we should do it just for research purposes.
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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers
I thought that cruise would be fun. I bet it would be, for sure. I know. She's been talking about it for a while, and I'm excited to hear the stories from it.
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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers
Maybe we can have a room like your mom has off to the side at the retirement.
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12 Days Of TCB: You Ask, We Answer
It's Santa! Hey, Santa! Congratulations. You did it. World's best cup of coffee.
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12 Days Of TCB: You Ask, We Answer
The National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund. They do a lot of good for research, advocation. They're working on a vaccine, actually, for breast cancer right now and for the spreading of breast cancer. I think I've mentioned this before on the show, but my sister passed away from breast cancer. So it's near and dear to all of us here on the show.
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12 Days Of TCB: You Ask, We Answer
It just shows up in my Apple News though sometimes. They do have people who work there.
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12 Days Of TCB: You Ask, We Answer
So AI interjected the whole hair thing and interjected all of it.
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Yeah, you won't hear anything. There you go.
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Well, you know what, too? I sent this article to you a little while back. It just made me think about it. It was the Facebook dating now is huge. We talked about how people were totally moving away from Facebook. I looked into this. But now the younger generation is going on there and being able to kind of see who were friends with friends and going about that way.
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12 Days Of TCB: You Ask, We Answer
Well, you and Astrid started your relationship kind of on Facebook.
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No one. That's what I thought. Well, the Facebook marketplace. Tons of people go on there to sell stuff. True. I like marketplace. So if you're already on Facebook.
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12 Days Of TCB: You Ask, We Answer
It is. Then it's kind of luring you into the dating part. I will. Lure you into that. You know, Mark Zuckerberg's got algorithms down.
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12 Days Of TCB: You Ask, We Answer
think you do the secret part. This is a tough one. Well, it's obviously of concern to her or she's thinking about it a lot because she wouldn't have written into us. So I think you have to communicate. You have to have some kind of communication about it, whether that is what makes you feel comfortable being adventurous and trying something out as a new thing or if you're okay with it.
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12 Days Of TCB: You Ask, We Answer
It doesn't sound like she's okay with not bringing it up and just letting him do his thing.
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12 Days Of TCB: You Ask, We Answer
Yeah. Which doesn't always equate to specifically gay.
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12 Days Of TCB: You Ask, We Answer
I didn't know if it was a guy or a girl that was writing this.
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12 Days Of TCB: You Ask, We Answer
You do not address it. You do not address your crush. You do not address your crush.
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12 Days Of TCB: You Ask, We Answer
You're going on too little. And I look like a friendly hello. You are hallucinating.
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12 Days Of TCB: You Ask, We Answer
I think an invitation to dinner is a nice way to at least see what's going on further than just a look from across the hallway.
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Although everybody does know that reference.
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Why shouldn't— Which people really aren't using PowerPoint anymore, so.
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It's time for baby bird to fly from the nest.
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You're not going to be able to give him the advice that he's going to listen to. He's going to have to live this out, but he doesn't have to live it under your roof.
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I mean, coming out of the salon with good hair? Yeah. That's interesting.
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I'm seeing some bad stuff happen to these people.
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These people that get on and then they're on there for 10 years. I mean, I'm specifically thinking of Stacey and Darcy.
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Yeah, he said he left the party early. He always left his parties early.
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12 Days Of TCB: You Ask, We Answer
Who was it? Non-disclosures out there that could tell a lot.
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12 Days Of TCB: You Ask, We Answer
Well, I was going to say, I wonder which five concerts, because I was reading something, a snippet this morning about, I guess she just finished her last of the shows was in Vancouver. She did. Two nights in Vancouver.
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12 Days Of TCB: You Ask, We Answer
And a lot of it was the exact same, and there were a lot of cameras everywhere. So that's part of like a documentary where you want it to be cohesive when you're editing things together from a couple of nights.
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12 Days Of TCB: You Ask, We Answer
Old Pegasus man had too much time on his hands.
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I mean, there had to be some live music. There had to be something live.
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You know, I mean, and if it's just some of it, then who cares? Yeah, like you said.
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I didn't keep up with his... What did he do?
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That's what you do. Well, this was like a long term relationship.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. Ding dong.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
It was great. You're a little nervous. Of course, yes. But his mom was lovely, and yeah, it was fantastic. This whole family was very welcoming.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
But the truth is that you weren't good for each other. Fuck you.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
I also kill people for a living. And my hair is awesome.
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His fucking boyfriend. We hate him. We hate him. What? What is this guy?
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That's an original Limp Bizkit move, Chrissy. Fred Durst originated that move.
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I can't believe this. She's touching his legs and I got to sit here reading jokes the producers wrote. At the end of the day, he probably said, this really sucks.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
I'm not a royalist. She's a royalist. Don't let her bullshit you. No, I'm kidding.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Baby, I love you. GED. Oh, yeah. Suspended license. Oh, yeah. Syphilis. Herpes simplex A. Oh, yeah.
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We're going to find a new boner for her to ride. MTV Network's casting call.
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What the hell is insurance? I practice masturbating.
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Well, listen, if we could knock out two at the same time, I'd certainly appreciate it. Do you see my t-shirt? Who is that? Who's on the front of that t-shirt?
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
I'll make your daughter happy, and she'll have to... And I'll bone her right in front of her boyfriend. I'm up for cucking. You know what I'm saying, Mom, Dad? Tons of fun.
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He's got his sunglasses on. And he slowly pulls them down.
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Mayonnaise for that white bread. I don't remember that dig.
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Me and my eyebrows will be here waiting for you. Me and all 12 inches of my eyebrows will be right here waiting for you.
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I think it was... I think a documentary, whatever.
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Let's get something to eat. Let's get some chow. Let's get off these skirts and let's go chow down on some dogs and some munchies.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
No, it's not much difference. Well, there is some difference.
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No, no, seriously. No, no, seriously. She put whipped cream in my balls. No, seriously, Dad. I'll kill you. Hey, Dad, have you ever put whipped cream on your wife's nipples?
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Is that her brother? Why is he calling her mom?
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Not really. Give me my pillow! Not really. I'm pretty loaded on Z's and wacky tabacky.
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Oh, Dylan. Dylan and Chad. Hey, Dylan, come on in.
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Dylan's got a little bit of the bead, you know, cut going on.
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All right, let's go. Remember what we talked about. Remember what we talked about, my sweet dick. How much you love the motion in this ocean, baby. Remember, I'll be thinking about you. And if you choose someone else, I'm going to break things in the house.
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Does he really look like an athlete? What kind of athlete does he look like? A bowler?
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Why don't you take this and go... I brought you to this local soccer field so you can play with my balls. Change and I'll meet you back here. What is this, gym class?
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
It's just like regular soccer except it blows. We're just going to waste gas.
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Whoa, my breasts are feeling a bit tense. Look at Jeremy. I know.
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I am literally dead. I am literally dead. Brian's Escape.
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I can't. I'm sorry. Oh, shit. That was so funny to me.
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Yeah. He's a sweet guy. He just has issues. That's a great way to describe it.
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Street surfer. The street scurfer. The street scurfer.
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I was trying to look at it. That hair is dripping.
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It was. It was before everything was out there.
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Okay, I'm scratching that off the list then. Please. Going back to Queer Eye.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
no one's coming yes no one's i haven't seen harry at the commercial break yet or any of those other spoiled rich brats i mean honestly it's you watch 15 minutes of it well i saw a clip of it the other day you know how it just automatically plays when you hit on a show which can be kind of annoying yes but it just automatically played and i was like oh polo i don't know maybe i'll save it but maybe not
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They've had some other stuff that's gone belly up.
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I don't know. It just would run all that, you know, it would just run over and over again. I think after a while, she just hated that movie. Plus, I think as a kid, if you watched it while, when you were a kid, you kind of like identified with the kid. A little bit. In there. So I think that kind of, you know, stuck.
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Yes, the National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund.
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Breast cancer research, vaccines, all kinds of stuff.
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And it's been on for forever now.
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Holiday monsters? I mean, Grinch, I guess, is one.
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Oh, oh, no. I'm not familiar with a lot of the Christmas monsters.
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In many places... It's kind of possum-like.
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They have a thing in the trolls over there.
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That's one way to make your kids behave.
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I have not, but there's a lot of different stuff out there that includes... THC, psilocybin, all kinds of different stuff.
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I mean, how do they keep up with all the names of these different creatures?
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And we're going right in there with you. So there's a rogue team and a Bigfoot?
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Well, that's what I was saying. I'm thinking maybe that the other half of them, maybe that's the rogue team.
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And they look so fit to go chasing after things.
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Well, let's see. I mean, one that's got to be on there is National Lampoon.
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Huckleberry! Huckleberry! Oh, my God. Poor Huckleberry.
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That was a flashback maybe to where they were there before.
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Like the tiniest branch. Like the tiniest branch. Ever. Look at this.
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Well, maybe it's not the other part of the team, then, because they would be calling them by their names.
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Like a year ago, too, right? Or whenever he was there last?
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Like, is it going to turn you to stone like Medusa?
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And why have they sent them there?
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I thought that was like a baby making noise or something.
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I think there's some people out there that might believe it.
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That looked pretty professional, actually. It's typed out and everything.
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Ah, The Nightmare Before Christmas.
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People do go crazy over it. I mean, it's an interesting take on the Christmas classic.
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No, no, it's called something different, but it's got Goldie Hawn in it, too, in, like, the second installment of it. Anyways, I thought those were cute.
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I know, I know. I do love it, though. I love the first one.
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I remember watching it. I didn't love it, but I could be up for watching it again.
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It's been around forever and it's got a good story.
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She does interviews. I listened to like the first one.
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Did you find it well? It was okay, but I never went back to it.
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Yes, his gestures and miming out a kid in a candy jar.
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But don't cross that line, bitch. Thrusting energy. Thank you.
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Or they're going to actually say, shut the fuck up, and you don't need me to change your diaper.
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Yeah, your relationship or friend or whatever.
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I see. You see? You see here? You see what I'm talking about?
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Well, it said, that was just the headline. It just said, why, you know, one in 10 dads, or one in 100 dads are finding out they're not the child of their... Their child is not theirs.
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Anybody got questions for Zan? Are you here to see Zan? No, no, no, no, no. The indoor pool's that way. Anybody else here for Zan? Free books at the end of the conference. Zan, did you hear what he had to say?
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Warriors and poets. I don't think that that's what he said. No.
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But there's a lot of people... Thank goodness for the PowerPoint behind him.
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so the guy asked specifically how do I transition how do those two things live between the poet and the warrior and how do I really do that and Zahn ended up telling him just everybody forgive themselves yeah forgive yourself and you don't do it you don't transition you do it simultaneously yeah same at the same time drag the woman by the hair while you're telling her how much you love her haiku no
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I have no idea. You're the twin. I can't believe you haven't researched this.
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Did he say ease and delight or ease into light?
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King Solomon went out and found... He just nodded, uh-huh, and nodded, uh-uh. Mic drop.
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And then you're easing and delighting your way through life.
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Mark Twain said this. What did Mark Twain say?
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This one, for instance. This book I'm about to give you for free, for instance.
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He's trying to be enlightened in some sort of way.
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But by the time this comes out, they're probably back together.
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They might just be attracted back together like magnets.
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They did. They got back together. Oh, are they back together? No, not now. They're definitely done now. But there was a period of time when they were breakup makeup, married, divorced.
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I thought she's... She's definitely got a certain attraction.
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She does have a je ne sais quoi, other than just obviously her physical beauty. But she's, yeah, she just seems fun. And also she's a mother, so she's kind of got that side to her. And now she's got that show, but basically where she went back to the beach, her beach house... In Canada. Oh, she did?
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No, all those kids that were on 90210 were way older than high school.
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Oh, you had your kick recently, like a few years ago.
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And she took the opportunity to cash in on it.
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What's up, Christina? You know, just living. Just thriving over here. Living that producer life.
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I like making you guys the stars. Thank you. Yeah, a camera on me is not too bad as long as I can see what I look like.
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He's an expert caller. Did they change his title a lot?
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Oh, it's messing with him. It's messing with Buck.
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I feel like that other guy should be the caller. Yeah. Because he's the one that yells.
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The monsters sleep at night, you know? Or they sleep during the day, I meant.
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I know, I'm really thinking that if they want to get an elite group together to go and capture something like this.
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I'm picturing like Navy SEALs, you know, going in.
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Find our Huckleberry. I forgot there was a totem pole involved.
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Oh, is that supposed to be the monster? No, that was a bush.
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I'll have to recommend that sponsorship for Jeff to look into for the festival.
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They were brushing away, like, the hair from his forehead.
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I don't think it still happens. Okay, good.
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I know. And he's laying. I know. He's kind of laying to the side.
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Yeah, I know. We were talking about years ago, and I thought that was weird, but you confirmed that it was not weird. It wasn't weird. But it doesn't happen anymore.
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He's got somebody's big jacket over him. Yeah.
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Yeah, because we didn't see the manila envelopes.
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I was going to say somebody was saying something about car size.
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I mean, I think exactly what you said. I think it's just a bunch of people that are fucking with people.
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Yeah, I mean, how would we even know, really, the difference if there was a real one or a fake one or who, what? I mean, you have to make contact, I think, to know.
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Thank you. Thank you, Christina. I've been saying that, and you just have been brushing me aside for years.
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He made sure and definitely emphasized. Paid. They have paid us. They have paid us.
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I think those are dentures. I think it's just the way he speaks.
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Yeah, like a New Orleans, Louisiana kind of thing. Yeah.
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I don't know. That's the way I would say it.
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I was going to say, I can't quite fault Dr. Phil for going down the road that he did because there's only so much content